'You've found a love connection, but failed to earn Colonel Sanders' respect as a chef' 100% accurate relationship between Colonel Sanders and Ronald McDonald
@@oo4758 Oof, it's getting thirsty up in here, better quench your thirst with some of the Colonel's gravy ... I'm making this worse aren't I and boy do I regret everything
I don't know about other women, but I for one fantasize about his spectacular physique. I would like colonel Sanders to put his spicy gravy all over my voluptuous mashed mound.
@@cocolime6496 because they turned everything shitty and cheap and mass produced. And he was saying that decades ago... Imagine what the actual original KFC must have been like
@@ed_ward6869 The recipe was obviously the same but the quality and atmosphere was old timey feel to the restaurant made I special plus their was a museum.
Alexander Ticonuwu Fun fact, the real life colonel sanders hated what his restaurants had become once he had no stake in the company and openly talked bad about KFC, to the point he opened his own restaurant, again. Here in the US its considered fairly trashy and low quality when it comes to fast food
I mean, ALL fast food restaurants are considered utter trash in my country, to the point that most of them are either trying the "High quality" route or just shut down. I've actually saw more tourists go to fast food restaurants, than locals. But this is Italy and one piece of good italian pizza costs less than a shitty american hamburger, so it's understandable lol
"Hey there friends, mine name is Kevin, and imma play a game today" **literally 90 seconds later** *GAME OVER* "Well I hope to see ya next time! Bye for now. 👋🏻"
@Starker he says his Internet is bad meaning that buffering must be normal and ao he checks to see if it was his internet or the video. He also shows the time of the event during the video as seen by the time highlighted in blue Edit fixed mistake
The Cat Weirdo “Who should we appeal to with this dating sim style game? We should bring in as many customers as we ca-“ “Kevin.” “...what?” “Kevin. Only Kevin.”
VanVan, Vance Vanstar of the Vanstar family. Members of this bloodline are known to have a star birthmark on the front of their hair and a cursed rivalry with an immortal man named Dan.
Welcome to KFC dating sim, we have: A thicc Waifu, a nerdy Waifu, a “ghost”, some robot thing, a dog professor, a JoJo character, probably Teruteru, and the best hunk of all time Colonel Sanders
10:24 "All you need to do is say my name three times" "I don't know your name" ... Well I can't say it. How about a game of charades? Yes, let's play it. Two words, second word, beverage, drink, wine, juice. Okay, second word, bug, ant, beetle? Beetlejuice? Wow, I'm impressed, and all you gotta do is say my name three times. Three times in the row, it must be spoken unbroken. Ready? Okay. Beetlejuice. Yes. Beetlejuice. Yes. Beee- cause, you're so smart, a stand up bro, I'll think about your offer, will let you know but I prefer my chances down below. Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice. Being young and female doesn't mean that I'm an easy mark, I've been swimming with piranhas, I don't need a shark. Yes, life sucks but not that much, okay, Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice. Be a doll and spare a lecture. I offer you a full time specture. Are you any good? You betcha, trust me baby. I just met you, really it's a flattering offer. Don't you wanna see dad suffer? I think I'd rather just jump off, I may be suicidal but Beetlejuice it's not as if I've lost my mind.
“Why are you all posing?“ Kevin does not seem like a JoJo fan. Edit: But really, Van Van is just a JoJo reference, the hair, the body, the nickname and the poses. He's almost as beatiful as Kevin or Colonel Sanders.
1: making the colonel be born from an egg makes it seem like they want him to be similar to a chicken which raises the question of how ethical is it that he should sell chicken for human consumption. 2: imagine “sporkgate- the biggest conspiracy of 2019: Was the Father of Chicken involved in sporkmonster false flag? New evidence says, maybe.” 3: Little known fact, Kevin, too was born with a goatee. 👨🏻🦰❤️👨🏻🦳
“No no no! It’s happening again! Don’t walk towards the light. Oh that was a lovely dream. Oh my god look at all my friends- and the dead student.” The funniest and quickest succession of sentences I’ve ever heard
'You've found a love connection, but failed to earn Colonel Sanders' respect as a chef'
100% accurate relationship between Colonel Sanders and Ronald McDonald
Finally understood the backstory behind their rivalry
And it's beautiful
love is as bittersweet as they say :' ((((
xD
When Colonel Sanders founded KFC I'm sure he knew he gonna be in a *anime dating simulator made by his own company*
That was his endgame all along tho
Okay, now I'll make a restaurant company just to make a anime NSFW dating sim.
no, dont you see! THIS WAS HIS PLAN FROM THE BEGINNING!!
Wasn’t that everyone’s goal in the early 20th century?
BEEG YOSHI
"You should only eat the Colonel's meat" - CallMeKevin, 2019
I want to keep the colonels meat warm with my mouth. He'll never need an oven while I'm around ;)
@@oo4758 Oof, it's getting thirsty up in here, better quench your thirst with some of the Colonel's gravy
... I'm making this worse aren't I and boy do I regret everything
Both of you are cursed and I like it
@@bruh-a-nator7845 I'm glad I found the pinnacle of comments for this video so I can stop reading the comments early
@@popburnsy3207 read as many comments as you want and mario kart mobile is out to if your a fan
I don't know if this game is a terrible trainwreck of accidental comedy or just plain comedic genius.
The second one dude lol it’s a dating sim
It’s Genius
@@wooloo_vt1980 I believe you to be right.
@ Very true.
This game was just prolly a parody to dating sims
"You can only eat the Colonel's meat."
-Kevin, 2019
you dont eat it you suck it
That's what the game is all about
@@namelastname766 *takes out knife* Did I stutter
@@ay7164 holy heck
You really got a thing for old bearded men Kevin
Indeed, Dear Leader
Hello, Dear Leader!
Don't we all?
You know that better than any of us
Pray I say pray
KFC stands for
Kevin is
Feckin
Cool
I thought it stood for
Kevin
Filled
Cult
It actually stands for 9/11 Never Happened
A very contraversial topic.
*I'm stuff*
Kentucky Fried Chicken
"What are you laughing at?"
"A 25 Year old Irishman date Waifu Colonel Sanders-Kun as Ronald McDonald."
RONALD MCDONALD*
what?
@@officialtk53 ""What are you laughing at?" "A 25 Year old Irishmandate Waifu Colonel Sanders-Kun as Ronald McDonald.""
@@cthulhumetalheart182 thank you
1920: in the future, we will have a flying car!
2019: Kevin Fucks Chicken
Hahahahaha😂
He didn’t finish the sentence so did he mean chicken or something more sinister🤔🤔🤔
@@ctmarshpit1156 we dont talk about that
You misspelled children
I thought he said children
*JK Rowling*:
Ronald McDonald and Colonel Sanders had an intense sexual relationship.
That's a retcon I can easily get behind.
@@LaRavachole You know who else got behind it? Ronald McDonald.
@@colmoe OH MY LORD HAHAHA YOU JUST------
JK Rowling: Kevin and a chicken had an intense sexual relationship.
**RONALD MCDONALD*
This is why I hate video games, it appeals to the male fantasy.
Dad jokes Inc. That's the taste of a liar
Yep, this is just what i fantasize about.
I don't know about other women, but I for one fantasize about his spectacular physique. I would like colonel Sanders to put his spicy gravy all over my voluptuous mashed mound.
@bread collector it wasn’t chickens it was children
@@frangelo9733 *Kevin fecks chicken
“Look at all my friends and the dead student”
Very relatable
Cool Guy Who Takes Credit For Things He Didnt Do
American I presume?
@@lookingprettydambdead717 I am a citizen of the *world* thank you very much
Cool Guy Who Takes Credit For Things He Didnt Do American.
As a KFC employee, I can tell you this game is 100% accurate
But there's no thicc thighs anime girls
Who says there isn’t at mine?
This is a regular occurence i assume
As a Nando's employee I feel mildly intimidated
Elijah Cunningham Are you the Thicc Thighed Anime Girl, Elijah?
You know is serious when Kevin doesn’t put “But” in the title.
;^;
Oh my god this is the best advert ever made by any company ever
Ever heard of Old Spice?
Uh, excuse me? The burger king games were amazing. XD
Have you played the Pepsi man video game lol
@@Ares-tx3lq I'm on a horse.
“KFC... More like Kevin Fucks Chic-“ Kevin 2019 everyone
*Kevin Fucks Chil-
More like bore rag - *being strangled*
i wanna make a drawing of that :D
@@Vixer24 please no
Kevin Fucks Colone-
Kevin: “1 out of 5 that’s 20%, a new record”
Me when I get my grade back
It’s a good game and all, but where’s our Hagrid dating simulator?
day 1 of asking kevin to professionally make a hagrid dating sim and then play it
Finally someone who has 20000 IQ
what do u mean, minecraft story mode already exists
[ grae ]
If you’re referring to Axel, he’s not as good as Hagrid, and he never will be :(
@@Alex-uq1el actually was referring to ivor, but youre right, noone will ever compare to our king hagrid 😔
Kevin
Fucks
Chickens
I’ll never look at KFC the same again
I'm sure allot of people wouldn't...
so thats how the eggs get made
Considering the game “Kevin Fucks Colonel” is more apt
@@runeanonymous9760 thats in my head now thanks
my brother and I always make some joke regarding this game every time we pass a KFC now
"There is no RONALD MCDONALD now. There is only herbs and spices."
omg this is perfect.
1967: Do you ever wonder if we'll be able to travel beyond the moon?
2019:
In 1969 they landed on moon so in 1967 they would be questioning if they could even make it to the moon.
The funniest part is the real colonel sanders hated what kfc had become. Imagine if he saw this game
oh? why didn't he like it?
@@cocolime6496 he didnt like how they industrialized and cchanged the original spices
@@cocolime6496 because they turned everything shitty and cheap and mass produced. And he was saying that decades ago... Imagine what the actual original KFC must have been like
I appreciate your profile picture
@@edwardsutton9150 It does.
I still like it.
But it does.
Now that I have my "dear leader" shirt, I will surely impress all of the chicks in town
You will sure impress them, but they will be too busy falling in love with Jim Pickens before anything else happens
@@hunterst6321 feck, didn't think that one through
@@BC_Central maybe they start a Jim Pickens Cult in your Hometown
#NotAnAd
@@BC_Central Well atleast that's more members for us
Kevin: "What is with all these poses?"
Me: "Is this a Jojo reference?"
You were expecting Dio, but it was me, Colonel Sanders.
Van Van Jo Jo coincidence i think not
Van Van deserves to be in Jjba.
same
like Van Van is literally a manlier josuke
kevin : "Time to prove how good i am at dating old men"
wait, aren't you dating jim pickens ?
How else would he get so good if you date Jim you gotta understand that he would have left the grim reaper for you.
“Oh I found a magic book idk if I mentioned that”
Best part
This is the best fanfic ever, i ship colonel Sanders and RONALD MCDONALD.
Same.
new otp. I wonder how long it will take before someone replies with who's the bottom
they're both the bottom.
I ship Kevin and a chicken.
Could be an OT3 with Wendy and/or possibly the Burger King. If so, are they bottoms too?
Pop being unbothered about being poisoned is the level of chill I need in my life
Hey who's your favorite wifu?
Me: its complicated
My favorite wifu is Kevin
"I'm just stalking him now." Ah, a typical Japanese Dating Sim, then.
That’s how you know you’re winning!
I really hope they make a sequel where anime Col. Sanders sells his company to a bunch of executives. Which he later ends up regretting.
Wait that really happened💀💀💀
@@chadstuff1875 yup, he especially hated how the fast food system degraded his chicken recipe
@@ed_ward6869 I still love kfc. I had the opportunity to eat at his original restaurant in Kentucky.
@@chadstuff1875 did it taste any different, or just like all the others?
@@ed_ward6869 The recipe was obviously the same but the quality and atmosphere was old timey feel to the restaurant made I special plus their was a museum.
KFC, more like, B O R E R A G N A R O K
BORE RAGNAROK, more like K O R A N G A R E R O B
@@ripvanwinkle9935 I didn't know Korang was plural. Thanks!
Wii Series THANK GOD SOMEONE SAID IT
Honestly I thought he'd say it
Aw you beat me too it
Other youtubers - Minecraft/Fortnite lets plays
Kevin - KFC dating sim
This is why we love Kevin.......
Kevin has done both Fortnite and Minecraft. His 1st channel started as a MC channel and he continues to do so on occasion
@@masonharris9166 just a joke
mason harris yeah I know haha it was just a sarcastic joke (trust me I’ve watched them all...). More of a “other channels regularly play”.
So true
It never ceases to amaze me how popular KFC is outside of America, while IN America it is considered to be trash.
Wait, Americans don't like KFC?
Alexander Ticonuwu Fun fact, the real life colonel sanders hated what his restaurants had become once he had no stake in the company and openly talked bad about KFC, to the point he opened his own restaurant, again. Here in the US its considered fairly trashy and low quality when it comes to fast food
I mean, ALL fast food restaurants are considered utter trash in my country, to the point that most of them are either trying the "High quality" route or just shut down.
I've actually saw more tourists go to fast food restaurants, than locals.
But this is Italy and one piece of good italian pizza costs less than a shitty american hamburger, so it's understandable lol
Why is this?
KFC is boss
@@DeadKraken I
The student kinda looks like the animated young version of Jim Pickens
"Hey there friends, mine name is Kevin, and imma play a game today"
**literally 90 seconds later**
*GAME OVER*
"Well I hope to see ya next time! Bye for now. 👋🏻"
Shout-out to patreon supporters....
I’m so angry you didn’t say “Bore Ragnarok” in the beginning.
I know right
I am furious
And it bit him in the buttcheeks
YESSSS
Part of me is like "Why is this game a thing?"
The other part is like "I wanna see how this goes"
My wifi is bad so at 4:04 i went to check if my video had frozen :)
@Starker did you not read the whole my "Internet is bad and i checked the video"
@Starker he says his Internet is bad meaning that buffering must be normal and ao he checks to see if it was his internet or the video. He also shows the time of the event during the video as seen by the time highlighted in blue
Edit fixed mistake
dude i have 100kbps
@Starker You resemble the child in this scenario more than the others.
@@kyra3571 It's not even been 8 hours and whoever you're replying to has deleted their comments
Somehow i predicted this, kevin just seems like the target demographic!
The Cat Weirdo “Who should we appeal to with this dating sim style game? We should bring in as many customers as we ca-“
“Kevin.”
“...what?”
“Kevin. Only Kevin.”
I really think Colonel Sanders is right now turning in his grave.
MJM Thinking about Kevin of course
Just thinking about what's become of his company.
He'll back his ghost Cadillac into your house for this. Makes me wonder what he'd really do....
1969: first men walked on the moon
2019: first colonel sanders dating simulator
It all makes sense now
"first" so there'll be more...?
@@PeachesNCream-me1bt you better believe it
2:33 So we're not going to talk about that near flawless American accent.
MR. SMALLS I’m told I can do an accurate American accent.
3:13
This game is a jojo reference
You know I never thought I’d be aroused by an ad, but here we are
ZTO
Colonel Sanders is hot.
Most ads are made to make you aroused ;P
Clearly you haven't seen the Mother's Day ad
@@happymilk7433 that's some next level humor you got there lmaoo
SBwarriorwolf I'm serious. The Colonel has abs. *The Colonel HAS. ABS.*
That posing and Van Van are just a massive JoJo reference xD
VanVan, Vance Vanstar of the Vanstar family. Members of this bloodline are known to have a star birthmark on the front of their hair and a cursed rivalry with an immortal man named Dan.
Dick McDiddly Cars? Cars Cars?
You can't forget VanVan's stand *_[ C H I C K E N W I N N E R ]_*
YOU UTTER FOOOOOOL!
YOU FELL FOR IT FOOL!!
Welcome to KFC dating sim, we have: A thicc Waifu, a nerdy Waifu, a “ghost”, some robot thing, a dog professor, a JoJo character, probably Teruteru, and the best hunk of all time Colonel Sanders
10:24
"All you need to do is say my name three times"
"I don't know your name"
...
Well I can't say it.
How about a game of charades?
Yes, let's play it.
Two words, second word, beverage, drink, wine, juice. Okay, second word, bug, ant, beetle? Beetlejuice?
Wow, I'm impressed, and all you gotta do is say my name three times. Three times in the row, it must be spoken unbroken. Ready? Okay.
Beetlejuice.
Yes.
Beetlejuice.
Yes.
Beee- cause, you're so smart, a stand up bro, I'll think about your offer, will let you know but I prefer my chances down below.
Beetlejuice.
Beetlejuice.
Being young and female doesn't mean that I'm an easy mark, I've been swimming with piranhas, I don't need a shark. Yes, life sucks but not that much, okay, Beetlejuice.
Beetlejuice.
Be a doll and spare a lecture.
I offer you a full time specture.
Are you any good?
You betcha, trust me baby.
I just met you, really it's a flattering offer.
Don't you wanna see dad suffer?
I think I'd rather just jump off, I may be suicidal but Beetlejuice it's not as if I've lost my mind.
Will D
Straight up that immediately what I though
Student: “all you need to do is same my name three times”
Beetlejuice: *am I a joke to you?*
Beetlejuice beetlejuice beetlejuice
“She just faded off she got thanosed”
I DIED
Simile Sims
another victim 😔
Kevin: KFC. More like (come on. Anything other than Bore Ragnarok.)
Kevin: ...
Kevin: more like Kevin Fucks...
Me: SAY BORE RAGNAROK!!
Honourable Grandson Of the Third Hokage Lmao
“Why are you all posing?“
Kevin does not seem like a JoJo fan.
Edit: But really, Van Van is just a JoJo reference, the hair, the body, the nickname and the poses. He's almost as beatiful as Kevin or Colonel Sanders.
He would love Jojo's!
Van van hairstar
Van Van(x) JoJo(yeeeeeaaaaah)
8:05 I made I weird noise when I laughed
8:54 OMFG HE'S A FECKING JOESTAR
Me: (looks at colonel sanders) *OH NO HES HOOOOTTTT*
Kevin, play wallace and gromit curse of the were rabbit. You can go around whacking people. You'll love it.
This is a perfect fit for Kevin
I used to love that game.
Day 54 of telling Kevin that he’s the best RUclipsr on this platform and we all love him
I feel like every JoJo's bizarre adventure opening should be playing every time Van Van appears.
only the first four ones tho
4:08 I didn't know RTGame was part of the KFC Cinematic Universe
7:22 I didn't know Griffin McElroy was in the KFC cinematic universe either
1: making the colonel be born from an egg makes it seem like they want him to be similar to a chicken which raises the question of how ethical is it that he should sell chicken for human consumption.
2: imagine “sporkgate- the biggest conspiracy of 2019: Was the Father of Chicken involved in sporkmonster false flag? New evidence says, maybe.”
3: Little known fact, Kevin, too was born with a goatee.
👨🏻🦰❤️👨🏻🦳
I love you Colonel Sanders but it’s finger lickin’ good
I see we watch very similar channels. I like this
Nobody:
RUclips Recommendations: "Trying to date Colonel Sanders in a KFC dating game."
I've never waited so much for Kevin to say Bore Ragnarok
"All you have to do is repeat my name THREE TIMES"
Kevin: I don't know your name-
Me: *wELL I CAN'T SAY IT-*
3:51 is literally the game being self - aware of anime tropes
3:14 "Why are you holding theses poses?" In Van Van's case, it's probably a "stand" :P
*Stand*, not stance... :)
ORA ORA ORA
He really looks like a JoJo character
@@escapefromtibet2530 I thought he was a parody of JoJo.
bruh
"Watch this to scar you forever" should be a tagline in most of your videos, tbh
thats... why im here
*Kfc more like bore ragnarok* missed a good joke there Kevin
Aims Purl he knew what he was doing lol he hates us
I'm liking every comment that says that. THE MEME MUST NEVER DIE!
Ignotus Capillary Have you seen the reddit? Dead meme? More like bore ragnarok
The fact that the actual company did this gives me. weird feelings. Let's just grumble about capitalism and laugh at Kevin.
2:00 Wow thanks Kevin. I was in a dark room.
Omg that time stand still moment got me GOD DAMN YOU KEVIN🤣😭🤣 I thought the video glitched
Kevin succesfully shipping the two most in-compatible people ever. Absolute genious. Who needs Tindr when you have YourNameKevi..
Finger licking good takes on a whole new meaning 👅
Edit: why does everyone hold JoJo poses
You mean to tell me you don't go about your day constantly striking a JoJo pose?
Itsashane 3:14 Ayayaya
You thought this was delivery...
*But it was I Kono Diogiorno Da!!!*
Dang I was going to say that, I guess I was 58 minutes too late.
6:02 - Wait, did Kevin just canonically die from eating KFC in KFC's promotional game? This is amazing.
"It's Finger Pickens Good!"
Bad idea. Bad bad idea.
Great idea
Colonel kinda looks lik Jim Pickens but with more hair.
And only 10% as handsome as Jim
I can only dream of finding someone who looks at me the way Kevin looks at the Colonel
Pp
KFC, more like
Bore Ragnarok
I was waiting for him to say that but he didn't😔😔
Kevin Finds Chaos
Kevin Fights Chickens
Kmore Flike Cbore ragnorak
I hate you
@@ammagon4519 its okay i hate myself a lot more
Did anyone else notice the BTS poster on the wall in the bedroom. I laughed so hard when I saw it. Also another great video Kevin!!! 💜
I noticed it but only 6 of them? I'm trying to figure out who's not in the poster for a solid 20 min now lmao.
@@ha-kf3rd Maybe Jin? I know alot of people say that he's irrelevant (😢)
@@ha-kf3rd yesss its definitely bts
While it might be pretty cool, it doesn’t come close to Burger King’s Big Bumpin’ or the absolute classic that is PocketBike Racer
Or Sneak King! (That pun though)
I'm more of a Wendy's person myself
@@IamaPERSON eyyYooo
@@iriscandy6377 Eyyy! How's cactus wacking going?
@@IamaPERSON it's pretty wack I must say, how's being a person going for you?!
Honestly, this is just JoJo's if JoJo's was a dating sim and a KFC advertisement.
So part 9?
And if it actually was good
@@DfRaid You have a lens flare imagine in your pfp, point invalid.
The Poses are definitely jojo poses. THEYRE ENEMY STAND USERS!
4:03 Toki wo tomare.
@@gungy_vt Za Warudo!
Kasei B god damn it all was going to say something like this but saw this, well it’s a great show
I have played a lot of dating sims & my favorite endings will forever be where you choose no one or a side character that never shows up.
Thank you Kevin! now I am going to have nightmares! 1:40
Admit it, Kevin, you couldn't get enough of Dream Daddy so you made the colonel your own
3:35 "bob" upside down isn't "pop", though... But "qoq" sounds a bit like something else...
His name must be dod
That if you rotate it, not mirror it.
@@Milenos As he looks from above, it's rotated, not mirrored.
I mean, it is about chickens...
Kevin: I can get behind this
KFC: Uhh yeah, that’s the point
tryig to date colonel sanders but it's making me question my sexuality
I clicked on this and realized instantly that I had sinned
in the start of the video i was waiting for KFC more like Bore Ragnarok, but it never came
3:14 "why are you all holding these poses?"
me: [sweats nervously]
Yeah I know what do you wanna say...
I get this menacing feeling just by watching this...
ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ
KFC? MORE LIKE BORE RAGNAROK!!!!!
Edit: 4:03 did anyone else fall for this bit?
after watching many of that japanese mcdonald commercials and many more scary commercials it's not even creepy now
“No no no! It’s happening again! Don’t walk towards the light. Oh that was a lovely dream. Oh my god look at all my friends- and the dead student.”
The funniest and quickest succession of sentences I’ve ever heard
I had to delete my watch history after this. Thanks Kevin.
"Im not much of an Anime guy" Lets make him play Free anime games
This must happen
We must teach him culture.
“Sword Art Online Phantom Bullet But i wish I was in actual SAO so I can die”
this game is so jojo with the character designs and poses and all
Which KFC employee woke up and decided to suggest making a Cornell Sanders anime dating game
*Colonel. Yes English is horrible
I hope that he got promoted!
@@uselessash3580 I hope he eventually becomes the CEO.
@@CrabOnABeach why is it pronounced like that though? I'm Russian and really fucking confused
@@КатяГарь Blame the french.
I have bell ticked, didnt get notification and had to scroll aaaall the way down on my homescreen to see this. Its like RUclips knows I'll like it.
when he mentioned the Japanese McDonalds ads i was really expecting the UN Owen Was Her video and it really took me back
memes hit different back then
"Forest is to tree as chicken is to a slam dank" (c)- Kevin, 2019