Babysitting Mama but I should not be allowed to have a child
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- Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
- Babysitting Mama should probably call CPS
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Twitter: / callmekevin1811
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Edited by @Kippesoep001, @TropicalFreeze2 and Kevin
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Kevin: actually uses his greenscreen properly
Me: Whaaat?!
Kayla Rasmussen I know right? It looked like he ACTUALLY went outside! 😲
You've never heard of tuber simulator??
A truly big brain move
Mary Knaeble when in the video was this? I’m lit and probably missed it lmfao
That PLUS the “but” is back????
plot twist: kevin cooks the baby, taking the title “cooking mama: baby simulator” literally
Oh you don't like fruit at the bottom?
How about *baby at the bottom?*
@@whatisahandle_69 its fine as long as it aint too bruised
The only cooking he'd be good at
Kiara Walker more like cooking baby: mama simulator
@@oo_dxxp_oo cooking baby: mama simulator? More like cooking BORE RAGNAROK
The editing on this video tho 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼 (specifically the little explosion when he dropped Kevin Jr)
As someone who has two young kids for a niece and nephew can confirm they do spit food when they’re little
Moms when playing patty cake with their baby: Patty cake patty cake-
Dads: 2:31
Omg, the german reading was actually good!
13:41 me playing football with my little brother amirite ladies
Mama: never shake the baby
Kevin: *shakes baby*
Mama: NEVER SHAKE THE BABY
Kevin: *shakes baby*
Mama: comes at him with knife
Kevin: abusing a baby
*Everyone liked that*
can’t wait someday when kevin get married and have an actual kevin jr 🥰🥰🥰 we all are gonna be aunties and uncles, guys 😍😍👶🏻
Kevin Jr. looks as pale as his papa
Yea lol
Oh my god Lord jim
Oh my Jim lord Jim
The Great Dear Leader Jim Pickens your not the real Jim! I am
Jim Pickens false
"Kevin and the Cursed Child" - starring:
Kevin
Mama
He Who Must Not Be Shaken
this is an underrated comment
NO NO NO! PLEASE DON'T SHAKE THE BABY!
Lmao I love this
This is the best comment I’ve ever seen. 10/10
Your comment cured my depression, thank you
Kevin’s girlfriend- “we should have a kid”
Kevin - records this video
Kevin’s girlfriend- “never mind honey”
uh, you mean boyfriend, right? everyone knows Kevin is in a committed relationship with PS1 Hagrid, smh
UóᴥòU you misspelled “CDD”
Cooper Ray Belt hope he doesnt have a girlfriend. Who else am I going to have a baby with??
@@Dani-gi2ls uh...our dear lord and savior Jim Pickens?
@@kingstingray9436 Hey, Kevin better back off Grognak The Destroyer Attorney At Law's fiancé!!!
The moment Kevin started speaking in german I thought I was having a stroke
10/10
@Max Zembera reading the description of the game in the beginning
I was like "Wait....that's my language"
Same I wasn’t sure if I was suddenly imaging it
@@lucieq.7207 Same.But he kinda nailed the pronunciation lol
@@lucieq.7207 sameee xD. Ich hatte so einen Lf
"This is my new baby, Kevin Jr.!"
You doomed them the second you named them Kevin
They will be turned to the dark side
@AxxL stop you have 0 brain cells stop
Aye your from the discord
At least he wasn't named Jim :p
@@AxxLAfriku speaking of videos, your most recent one says you WERE sick. Why are you lying, you STILL ARE sick.
Kevin: *dropkicks a baby*
Everyone: this is quality entertainment
dropkicking the child would be entertaining but he punted it
I thought he was going to have it become famous like him by getting ran over
You asshole I was expecting a dropkick, but he only punted it lol
LL me too, baited and disappointed
I couldn’t stop laughing at that 😂
I love how he specifies he would win in "unarmed combat" implying the baby would destroy him in armed combat
It's Kevin... It is very possible
It would be a fair armed fight.
@@piroten5602 no, Kevin has height
Lol
@@mr.mcglizzy2257 how do you know the baby is not like 8 feet tall plushies are always scaled down
"And this is my baby!"
2 things:
1) where did you get the child?
2) Something tells me it will die very fast
He probably kidnapped it.
He probably “adopted”/“rescued” it
@@IamaPERSON Remember Rosie from Animal Crossing... Feck did never give her back her son..
13:41
@@IamaPERSON why do i always find you in a reply section?
Kevin: "What?? I can't name the baby?"
It is a babysitting game. It'd be kinda wierd if you could name someone else's child.
Wait you aren't supposed to name other people's children... shit then I should probably ask what Disappointment's real name is.
Hugh Chester “I don’t choose my baby it said there were six personalities” but you don’t get to choose other people’s kids 😂
I forgot it was babysitting. I thought it was a parenting game.
But apparently you can take pictures of the kids without the parent's consent
Then what have I been working for if I can’t name someone’s baby 😡
"why can't I name the baby!? I want to call it Feck or something!"
That. That is why
Or whiplash
'never shake the baby'
Kevin: his name is whiplash
@Ali Ausa cuz theres nothing to add
Kevin's future child is gonna watch this one day and be like "it all makes sense now"
hoo hoo 420th comment
Then he's gonna see the sims
@@bruhmoment2306 u mean like
666th like
powpowluvsdog oh yea idk what I was thinking lol, too late now tho 😂
Baby: spits at Kevin.
Kevin: sets new world record for baby kicking distance.
This made me silent cackle
And there's the kick...Aaaaaaaaaaaaand it's good.
I bet I could break that record
Implying that there was a previous record
Maggatrix I know for a fact there was a previous record, I had it before Kevin.
I didn’t realise that there was a green screen at the beginning and i was contemplating why on earth Kevin set up an entire room dedicated to Babysitting Mama
I thought thats just how he would devorate his room
Why wouldn’t he dedicate a room to babysitting mama?
@@maxiemom334 the better question is why hasn't he?
Ophilly i thought he probably had a baby and didn’t told us🥳
I didn't question it at all
Kevin: "God, this baby's not gonna make it to one."
Me: Do you happen to mean one year of age, or one o'clock?
Yes to both
well I mean if the second is true the first is also true
Either make sense
or one minute
Yea yep yep yeah
Imagine being just born and the first thing you hear is “Hey there friends my name is Kevin”
A fate worse than death
Yes I would love to be Kevin's Daughter XD
But with a sick ass name like Whiplash, you're destined for great things.
Feck
I would just crawl back
"He gets the bottle then runs straight into the door." Just like his papa.
Oof. Big oof. Biggest of oofs.
Nintendo: This game teaches young children how to raise children
Also Nintendo:
BABY RACE *BABY RACE*
It looks kinda wrong
Red Orb Pikachu it reminds me of that one episode in sam and cat. you know the one im talking about
jana mowafy it’s an iconic episode lmao
@@diosol_ god we don't need to be reminded. What an episode
@@diosol_ It reminds me of the baby olympics from Malcom in the Middle. I was waiting for a baby shuffleboard challenge at the end.
I was about to comment on how Kevin went from hating the baby to being a loving father towards it but then he just freaking drop kicked it so nvm
Soltrie that isn’t loving? my dad must be strange then
I don’t think you know what a drop kick is
@@benjamin-lw5ww are you American
Just A Squid with internet access oh I just realized that’s probably a soccer thing. Yes
@@benjamin-lw5ww I found this www.guinnessworldrecords.com/news/2018/5/watch-man-citys-ederson-smash-drop-kick-title-as-yet-more-records-go-to-english
“i didn’t shake the baby, i punched it! that’s completely different.”
never change, kevin.
He's not wrong tho
I imagine him saying that in court
damn 1k likes
@@calzoneyyy they came all from your little gay club that you opened in paris last month
Chris aka Schulbus i don’t remember doing that
Kevin: “you always make the mistakes with the first one”
Me a only child: “hold up”
F
Welcome to being the oldest/only child
Well you are watching Call Me Kevin so....
Or maybe you were so perfect that they didn't want to make another one? :^
I'm glad my mom had me and my brother 19 years apart, she had time to perfect me
It's a miracle that Irish children survive to carry on their nation...
Im 99% certain that I have PTSD after primary school soooooooo......
@@Sunstar-yf7sv I'm sooo curious right now , what happened
@Meggy McKechnie 😂😂😂
Only the strongest survive past childhood, only then can they become the greatest farmers in the world
@@avvarhil is there hunger games or something going on there?
Can’t wait for part two: Baby’s Revenge
Granny Simulator ;P
Babysitting Mama 2: Electric Boogaloo
baby’s revenge: kill joy
If the baby tries to take revenge then it will be drop kicked by Kevin
Babysitting Mama 3: Tiying up loose ends
At the end, when Kevin was giving the baby yogurt, I was like "he's such a nice father..." And then the kick came and I lost my shit
Perfect Irish Parenting.
The noise when he kicked the baby my only thought was "Kevin did you take the WII mote out of the baby before you did that?"
@@etain21918 Knowing Kevin... he probably forgot.
Me: “drop kick it. Drop kiCK IT.”
Kevin: *annihilates infant*
Me: “excellent”
Kevin: “Please burp for your mama~”
Subtitles: “PlEaSe BuRp FrEe ObAmA”
obama never lets me burp free :(
Annie14 me neither 😔
Who is burp and why does he hold obama as hostage.
Banana Boi burp is holy and does not like broccoli Obama
I hate that I read this to the tune of Sweet Home Alabama
"That's why i turned out so well, i was the second
First one is on prison"
That only means you are a way better criminal
He probably just kidnaps, imprisons, tortures and murders people in video games instead of in real life lmao
LoserKatsu obviously. that would require going outside and we all know Kevin better than that
Exactly.
That explains how Kevin is so good escaping prison in Bitlife
The first one probably did what Kevin does, except it's in real life.
Tom:Mary the neighbors outside again
Mary:HE IS
Tom: Yeah and he just punted a baby
The term you’re lookin for is “punt” lol he punted a baby, not “field goal kicked” haha but at least I got your point
Imagine being Kevins neighbor...
He punted it real good
@@MerkhVision 'drop kicked' is also acceptable.
Past Kevin: "I don't want RUclips to think I'm making kids content"
Future Kevin: *Kicks baby*
Lou Draws bc past kevin is an idiot and didn’t know how to not make it look like kids content 🤯
Well, kicking a baby would definitely not be child-friendly, if ya know what I mean ;)
Kevin just interpreted "making kids' content" as making content out of kids. Specifically babies.
FUture Mama : Time to feed the baby milk
Future Kevin : *Looks at crotch while laughing* i think we need to wait for mama to get home for that...
Me : *Dies of Laugher*
Kalki mahé same 😂😂😂
Baby: does baby things
Kevin: *So you have chosen death*
WHY IS THE VOICE FOR BABYSITTING MAMA COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THEN THE COOKING MAMA VOICE?! I CAN'T DEAL WITH IT, IT'S THROWING ME OFF! IS GARDENING MAMA DIFFERENT TOO?! WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?!
@Bass Armstrong Agreed
No, Gardening Mama is normal as far as I can remember. Sadly the microSD corrupted a while ago so I can't check
@@sapphireblue4031 Okay thank you, I hope you're right.
I have babysitting mama, but her voice in my game sounds like her regular cooking mama voice. Idk why the voice acting is different for every country
@@delete_ur_life5914 Hmm, but at the same time, the newer cooking mama games have a different voice than the original and even that bothers me.
Also, I have this game, but I never played it and then I was scared of disappointment so I just never played it.
Why do I feel like he's going to throw the little fecker
He did
Doggo haha
He kicked it
Punt.
You were close but no ceegar compadre
@a decent person *Fecker
Kevin JR learned to run as soon as he could. Being around Kevin, being able to run away is very important, it's the difference between life and death.
Natural selection
0:43 I am from Germany and I'm rly proud of you. Every time I hear anyone who can't speck German, I couldn't understand what ther trying to say. But yours was pretty good.
thats what i thought too it was surprisingly good
Es hat sich ein bisschen nach Dämonen-beschwören angehört, aber an sich wars echt gut. 👍
"Who can't speck German"? Hmm lecker, Speck... xD
Yea yea
"Why can't I choose baby's name? I'd call it feck or smth" I'm afraid that may be the reason, Kevin
“the second child always turns out better”
*second name pickens wants to know your location*
Yes
second name pickens had a better life, he may have died at the age of four but at least he never became a drug dealer with a mohawk
I thought the second was BeeJay?
😂😂😂
He reached his life long dream of becoming elon musk's favorite dolphin so yeah I think he turned out ok
Kevin talking german sounds like he's summoning Satan.
That coming from a german person should make you think over things.
I thought it was pretty good
@@gemstonepoints I guess we are both German, and I didn't think it wasnt too bad
ContinentalBlue It was actually pretty good. Yeah a little shaky but I understood every word pretty clearly so I would not use „totally off“ as a description of that😅
@@ValMephora psch, leise. Lasst mich den Witz haben.
As a German myself, I think it was pretty good. Well, he went off a little towards the end.
"i worry that this will be considered kids content"
past kevin: *shaking and choking the baby*
not sure you'll have to worry about that
He surely didn't need to worry about it anymore after dropkicking the baby. I get the feeling he's been adding that clip to his newer videos just for this purpose lmao
This is so sweet 😍
Just like how my parents raised me
Lol
Lol
bro, u got it tough
Like the end a lot reminds me of my dad and i before he went to get cigarettes.
@@azradevami8468 your father kicked you that far, and you lived!?! I was only kicked five feet when I was a baby. Still got scars from it.
He kicked him all the way into Daniels backyard
Me: scrolling through RUclips feed, sees 'Kevin' and 'babysitting:
Me: *KEVIN NO*
Imagine living near Kevin and seeing him just punt a baby into a field
I would love to see that. I'd even ask to punt it back. Kinda play soccer with it.
It would be hilarious to live next to him. I would never talk to him or let on that I know who he was. I would just enjoy some tea and watch out the window while he records all of these clips in his back yard. "Ohh, what's this crazy dude up to this time ?!"
I would laugh my fecking head off
Imagine just living next to Kevin really.
Mama: "It's now time for milk!"
Kevin: "I don't think uhh.." **looks down**
kEviN--
whats the time stamp??
@@lilyking7357 2:37
The fecking noise he makes when she said it’s time for milk killed me
i thought mama said smelly time for milk
13:47 you can tell it's Kevin's child by how damn pale it is
Thumbs from me because this is the first comment I see without using quotes. Its like number 20 in the list.
@@Garother 😂
@@Garother Holy shit yeah, wtf why is everyone doing that lol
You can tell its Kevins child by the way he kicked him
Video: *has baby in title*
RUclips: Ah yeah lets monetize
also video: "I punched the baby" *baby gets dropkicked*
RUclips: *confused shrieking*
"I dont want it to be demonetized either"
7mins later, *kicks the baby outside of the house*
I was so confused when he started speaking german because at first it actually sounded kinda grammatically correct and native...
Every school in Ireland I've seen has an option between French and German. More irish folks go for German in my experience and its easier in my experience.
Yeah it sounded native at first I was so confused too
Yeah, I thought there was some kind of ad in the background running. First few words were nearly without accent :D
@@julibean5125 true!!
What time stamp
Kevin's German pronunciation is actually quite good in comparison to other english speakers, I'm impressed.
me too, it's surprisingly well... which makes me wonder how similar irish and german pronounciation are to each other...
I thought he knew german for a second
@@woogiestorm9077 me too but then he said fifty
I wanted to comment the same
You mean as opposed to his English which he clearly struggles with
At the end:
Me: "Aww, he's feeding it, this is actually cute!"
Baby: *Barfs*
Me: "Oh no..."
Kevin: *Kicks baby*
Me: "yep... exactly what I thought would happen..."
Kevin: "I dont want RUclips to think im making kids content"
Also Kevin: *Plays Babysitting Mama*
That's why he has to constantly punch it and shake it
@@uzmike2222 and kick it into the air
and lock em in the dungeon for time outs
6:45
God, I'm getting flashbacks to my child care class in high school and I had to take care of a robot baby for a weekend. I named it Luci, short for Lucifer.
I had one of those too! I killed mine when I smacked it too hard while I was trying to burp it. It started screaming so I smothered the speakers with a blanket. Moral of the story, I should never have children.
At least you didn't come back from the bathroom to find everyone in biology playing hot potato with it.
In Norway they dont give you that 😔
I named mine Susan
I had one and it cried during my sisters soccer game and mine 😂😂 everyone was looking both times and I did terrible on it
4:11
what onision trys to tell himself in the mirror everyday
LMFAOOOOOOOO
I’m dying
@@sarah-by5ky so are his kids
Yea yep yea sir
"I think we're gonna wait until your momma's home"
spill it kevin, we know it's RT
Of course! 2:38
Kevin: “I’m a great dad”
Also Kevin: *Kicks the baby across the yard*
I don't think you know what a drop kick is.
@@tonymakaroni2898 i don't think *you* know what dropkick means.
@@masterflameboss17 I don't think you know what a dropkick is.
@@jetkorro768 issa jok stahp
If you play it at .5 speed you can see it dropping and then he kicks it so my point is proven and I’m not gonna argue
"Honey, the neighbor's outside again."
"Christ Almighty. What is it now?"
"He just dropkicked a baby across his lawn."
"What else is new?" *sip*
Kevin: Just like lenny from mice and men
Me: *GCSE Flashbacks intesifies*
Ah yes, I too have scary flashbacks of Great Carrot School of England
Damn I'm actually doing that currently
aceofspades7987 I just passed that section oop-
Just passed that GCSE, got a B :D
God I’m glad GCSEs are over...not that A-levels are much better
*sees Kevin with a baby*
Me: *slowly dials 911*
Slowly dials 9-11
he’s Irish, it’s 999
@@savannahbarbour4415 thats the old number now its 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3
@@elderswanderingcircus2341 how efficient
13:37 Kevin’s Irish really came out
Well good for them.
That ending was cursed for 2 reasons
1) Kevin fed the child
2) Kevin went OUTSIDE
He only went outside to take out the trash
He fed the child some poison thats why it threw up
I can’t stop imagining a neighbor seeing him kick the baby across the lawn like: Ah, neighbor is at it again, doing his daily work😂😂😂
@@jimpickens5936 the fact that you used emojis scares me
Mama: "Always be gentle, never shake the baby".
Kevin: *Punches the baby*
Demonetisation: 🕵
Kids content:🤔
I’m not quite sure how I found Kevin’s videos. But now I know I cannot go back to how it was before, and that I need to watch as many of them as possible
I won't lie, the German pronunciation was surprisingly decent
Kevin: *"the second child always has a better chance because you make all the mistakes with the first one"*
Me, the second child: *h e h e h e*
Me a third child: UNLIMITED POWER!!!!!
Me, a first born, actually better off than the others XD.
@@thesittingacheroraptor7565 same 😈😈
Its funny coz a few studies have suggested that being anything other than the eldest fucks you over
As a first child (by elimination), this hurts me.
Ah yes, these live action remakes of Jim Pickens Childhood never fail to Amaze me.
Kevin is preparing for when he and RTGame adopt a child.
Kevin wants to be sure that he is the better parent.
Day 337 of annoying parent Kevin until he gives up and plays the worst Wii game ever, Big Family Games.
“Child abuse aside, im a good dad” - kevin 2020
13:39 I love how often he uses this clip whenever he talks about parenting :D
I love how defensive he got when he put the baby in his hoodie tho
“ WHAT he’s a BABY, they get cold!!”
"Choking really works for this"
With or without context, this sounds really bad :D
Not a lot better with context either.
Just stop
ruairi kiernan don’t-
@@WannaAstro I will never ever stop my Tom foolery
911 operator: Hello 911 what is your problem?
Caller: My neighbour is beating his wee baby again at 3am
911 operator: Is his name Kevin? I only ask we have been overwhelmed with calls
Caller: Oh you know him do you know about the others in the basement?
911 operator: Oh god not this again ..phone hangs up..
"My baby's personality is DEAD!"
~ Kevin O' Reilly, 2020
O'Reilly*
Imagine going to Kevin's house for the first time and you realize he has this baby doll like "oh, didn't know you had a kid" and he's like "I don't... It's actually mine"
Kevin: actually the doll IS my kid...
Kevin IS the kid.
kevin struggling to read a german sentence while heavy metal music plays in the background is my constant mood
Kevin: "Just like Lenny from Mice and Men!"
Me, still traumatized by that book: *softly* "Don't."
too soon for that joke, too late to save Lenny
@@lizdougherty7239 omg noooooo
Dream is dead
When I was in school they made us Read the book and watch the movie.. before every holiday.
I had a copy of that book in class, where someone literally wrote in the inside cover, in giant letters: George shoots Lenny
you know kevin’s great with kids when he calls the baby “it”
It'll grow up to be a clown.
@@lord__pasta yeah it'll either become a killer clown or the Joker himself
@@DissmnerRingoSlave or like Beejay
my mum and i do that too 😂 we had to kinda babysit a neighbours kid and we called it The Child like my whole family did ("where is The Child" "oh its home already")
What’s insane is that Kevin did a better parenting job than RTGame
"This baby is not going to make it past one"
Antivax kids: "first time?"
If you quadrupled the vaccines, you quadruple your lifespan. Because science!
Oi fuck off with your pseudoscience. Wrong place to peddle it.
@@SALTrips you call vaccines pseudoscience but you probably think essential oils heal polio lmao? Sorry but if you don't think vaccines work then ask anyone with and without polio and ask who got vaccines
@@Oyasumi05 Oh please, assume much. I'm vaccinated, 4 vaccines. Zero allergies, zero ailments. Swiss-made, not that shit US-made stuff full of mercury and aluminum.
@@SALTrips I had U.S. vaccines, all problems at genetic, I hope you know that you eat more aluminum and eat more Mercury in food and fish than vaccines, and the Mercury is a non harmful type that does no damage and in a very very low amount, and again the aluminum is so low that you eat more in day to day life
Honestly didn’t know I needed to see Kevin drop kick a baby until now 😂
The sound of the impact on the baby's back at the end pleases me.
yeah, it's a good sound. although it makes me laugh to think that he punted his wii controller too 😂 i wonder if it's okay
Kevin in a future where he has kids:
*holding the baby whit one hand and inspecting it*
Also kevin: " I'm not sure how this works..."
"Still not playing the tutorial though"
Going to be honest, him and Kevin.jr are so wholesome.
When Kevin isn’t beating him
So, basically never?
When I was younger a begged my parents for this game then cried because it was too difficult
Imagine being Kevin's future child and seeing this
Kevin Jr - "Oh, dear God...."
"My baby's personality is dead!"
He really does take after Kevin.
I love how when momma said "time for milk" Kevin laughed and looked down
I'd love to be one of the neighbours, just seeing Kevin storm out of the house and drop kick a baby and thinking "Ah yes, that's our Kevin. What a responsible father."
more like; the next video is going to be Lit!!
I can see Kevin just messing around with the baby doll throughout his everyday life
Kevin Jr should be a reoccurring character on the channel. But it would probably end up as a punching bag
how to be a father
*tutorial by kevin*
I’m just imagining Kevin’s neighbors seeing him come outside after weeks of not seeing him and it’s just to kick a toy baby across his lawn
“Child abuse aside, I’m a good dad”
-Kevin 2020
Also 10:48 God I thought the baby exploded
Your comment is gold 😂😂😂