I know it's a far shout, but Kevin has sang a little unknown song, you may never have heard it before, the bloke who sang it never really reached mainstream media, but anyway, it's a little song called Ring of Fire I suggest you check it out
That's the unfortunate reality of a lot of games these days (especially mobile games). If you want to have a somewhat enjoyable experience with the game, better pay up!
@@EdwardBrown77 To be honest here, I'd say that a lot of the small, non idle flash games today actually have a lot of value and fun, for a free game. Kongregate at least, tends to weed out shitty mobile ports, so I'd recommend it. If you do end up looking into it, Decision 3 is a great one.
That's why I wouldn't recommend this game to anybody. You get frustrated because you *have* to pay for any good choices. To make matters worse the game has the balls to shame you for not paying.
@@charlottefaye86, they mean literally in the sense that it got so popular because of user generated stories-frequently from writers who got started on or are still active on wattpad.
The app creators made it so now you have to click through 17 chapters of their garbage stories full of microtransactions before you can access the User Stories. Doubtful Kevin knew this.
@@thehumanity0 did they actually? 17 chapters! ? Episode becomes more and more greedy it's not even fun anymore like it was last year 🙄 community stories are the only reason why I am still there
god I remember playing this back when I was young and exactly he said I felt guilty for not paying. Like damn this game is manipulative af, it's such a bad example
Kevin: "If you were young and playing this, it would really make you feel bad" Also Kevin "But it doesn't have that effect on me because I play games where I shoot people and stuff" This dude is so cultured
12:48 "He's a gold digger; he's looking for me diamonds" I can't help picturing everyone in this game as Minecraft characters thinking (Mr.) Jim PIckens is an Irish leprechaun 😂
I love how Kevin always resists the expensive options. Other RUclipsrs just pay the few € to get better Choices, but Kevin seems almost happier to make the bad Choices anyways. I think that makes him a good role model for kids everywhere. Don`t let games (or people for that matter) guilt-trip you into paying money.
Yeah sometimes I wonder why I stopped using episode, then I watch videos like this and realize why. What a shit app, glad I never paid them money and noped out of there before it got worse.
That’s one of the main reasons I love his content so much; he just does what he wants and whilst it may not be what we want him to do, it’s so wonderful seeing him have a genuinely good time that it makes up for it
I tried to make one of these with 0 gems but couldn't figure it out. We seriously need a bunch of totally free ones bc it's bullshit. Say you get 1 gem week, but every single option costs 25 gems. You hardly get to pick and it all pushes you to pay
Dev. 1: ”Oh, i know! Let’s include a gay person!” Dev 2: ”Oh yes, a gay person. We know what those are! That’s a big personality to include!” Dev 1: ”So, what should their purpose be? Maybe add to the story, or.. ” Dev: 2: ”MaKe tHem sAy yAsS anD HonEy aND oMg AlOt”
honestly, i really like how Kevin handled this I've seen this game with other RUclipsrs, not gonna call them out here, but most of them really make it seem like a really fun time. having a blast, the time of their lives. but in all honesty it's just a ridiculous money grab with absurd penetrance. kevin communicated this while entertaining me. thanks man, that's pretty responsible
Agreed! Episode is a hysterical game but not when guilting people into spending money. Just ask for it up front if that's what they want. I'm sure people would still buy it. They target kids and make them feel bad for not spending. It's clever marketing manipulation made by A-holes.
Agreed! And it’s so absurd now to me because I used to play this game in middle school and it wasn’t even and option to spend money, then a few years back I re-downloaded it for fun and it had all changed and turned into a total money grab😭
If you all wanna have *ACTUAL fun* playing Episode, then I recommend reading *user's stories* cause the choices are usually free and they matter. STORIES LIKE: Mindreader/Trapped/The Switch/Prince's Lips/The Undercover Student
@@maddiedavis1273 ikr I remember being able to play a lot of episode story the game made with no payment. But hey, at least now there's still the community's story
Yh like in the Demi lovato story or on any company written ones u can’t enjoy the story because to experience it you have to spend lots of money. SMH it’s made for kids and teens and they’re constantly guilting you and withholding story from you to get money. It’s unfair to prey on kids like that. Smh
@@eri2522 anthropomorphic animals with fur or feathers are considered furries. reptiles, sea creatures, dragons and amphibians are considered scalies (in furry culture)
I played this when I was younger and once there was a gem choice to save a puppy or abandon it to die so I stopped playing that story and got the 30 gems by playing other ones so I could save the pupper
I remember doing that to choose the good option bc the game made it seem super important so I did the same thing and right after I choose the good option some character made another argument and it told me to pay another 30 for the good one and I was fricking pissed lol
At least with EA, you can get a good chunk of playtime, paying for each DLC only once, whereas these mobile games ask from microtransaction for every other choice that you make, at a ridiculously high rate, and you never know if the choice will actually give some good content. And if you decide to replay once you finish, you just have to pay again. Still don't like EA though. Always ruin the potential for a good game/good story with their too-eager-money-grabbing-hands.
Mobile games are free to trial-play, and thus they try to make up for it with very egregious microtransactions, as seen in the video. In other words, mobile games live off of microtransactions. It is exactly why I don't play them. To play triple-A games, however, you first have pay ~60 Euros or Dollars. Microtransactions are totally unnecessary, and implemented purely out of greed.
me, someone who played episode and played the entire story of love on fire: *giggles when kevin complains about the gems* there's literally an option at the end for when u end up with some to see ur future life with and/or without kids, but that costs gems, and the free option just goes "the end..."
I actively avoided anything about this game after encountering the first ad for it. I knew Kevin would be the perfect person to lead me through his catastrophe
Ah, the illusion of choice. I appreciate getting a look at this on Kevin's channel, but honestly, free visual novels on Steam are much better... because they're actually free.
Nah you get a happy ending either way. I played an episode and was a bitch and disinterested in everyone (payed no money) and the game made me choose between the two boys in the end and I got with one anyway, although I really didn't want to. Quite the shite app.
The ones that are made by the app and the user-made ones that are meant seriously are shite, but some of the user-made ones that are basically just one big joke are pretty funny.
@@mainaccount3087 sky children of the light is a good app, I recommend it. To answer your question there's a lot of good apps out there you just need to look.
Jurassic World the Game is a good one, it asks for money ofc but not all the time and you can do some daily things to earn bucks (equal to diamonds) plus you battle dinosaurs
@@mainaccount3087 2 Player Games The Challenge is really fun and a great way to pass the time even if you play with a bot, not to mention they keep adding more and more games to it. Highly recommend, the snooker one is the best.
@@chrono-glitchwaterlily8776 Christ died for your sins and rose on the third day showing that anyone that trusts in him for salvation, will have everlasting life. John 11:25-26 Jesus said to her, “I am the resurrection and the life. Whoever believes in me, though he die, yet shall he live, and everyone who lives and believes in me shall never die." ruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html
I used to love this game when I was younger and I never bought the diamonds. The ending is always good, all in all it doesn‘t make much of a difference if you pay or not. But the user-created storys are a lot more fun lmao
I played it too a couple years ago, and most of the time the ending really was still the same without buying any diamonds, but I remember playing some "The Bachelor" story on there and I actually got kicked out of the show at the end of the first round because I never chose any diamond options 😂
Yeah, I was wondering if GreyStillPlays and Kevin are actually playing the same game, or if there are two iphone app sim games with the name 'Episode'? Because the stories Gray played were hilariously messed up, full of murder and weirdness, and had different settings, including scifi. Also, he could design a male character, not just a female.
Stories made by the community creators are pretty good and don't have gold options. Only the stories that are made by the episode team have those. And most are cringy AF xD
35Antonio It had them, especially with the “popular” and “trending” stories. That’s why I started playing the ones written by people instead of the company
The ones created by episode are all this bad. The community created ones are hit or miss, but they are all free. You'll either have a good story or the most cringey one you could ever imagine.
@@thehumanity0 So you are working for free, or what? They made that game, ofc you have to pay if you want to play it. But not all are horrible. Choices: Stories you play have actually great stories and you can get thru the story even without using diamonds. It has just extra perks like more detailed story about characters, or outfits which will easier help you. But it's not affecting story.
Lol it actually did I was younger tho like 8-10, I would feel like shit when I couldn't buy the cooler outfits. Even tried those weird gem generators that obviously never worked. Man what a shit app. Cant believe people are trying to defend it..
Btw good news guys - just after Kevin played “Love on Fire”, they remade the whole game!! Now there’s much fewer diamond options & mostly just for clothes - Kevin changing the world right there like no sarcasm, it’s actually a playable story from now on :’)
@@macaroon_nuggets8008 the same way you spell "co-op" you spell it "co-lab". Colab is a shortening of Collaboration, co-lab is a more "formal" spelling (they use it in U.N pamphlets for example). It's not so much in use but it is the correct term. Now carry on, this is a CallMeKevin video not really the hub for spelling knowledge.
Omg I remember playing this in 8th grade almost 6 years ago when it first came out. I cant believe how different it is from the original app damn they rlly just turned it into a money grab didnt they lol
I've said this on another comment, don't think you should support/download that app that guilt trips you into paying money, even if the ones you read don't have that option. Tons of other ways to support up coming writers, like just download Wattpad or sum thing.
Episode is amazing, you just have to play the community stories when you unlock them. I say all this on RUclipsr comments like any of them will read this or play episode ever again. But I've literally never been so excited for a video or clicked a like button so fast
Lemonily i used to love it back in my preteens when they had like only 3 stories and the character models were cringey af XD and you didn’t really have to pay. It’s gone above and beyond since then (in not all the good ways) but it’s such a huge cash grab now it’s lost the charm to me..
Hey, Kevin? I just wanted to say that you are one of two RUclipsrs who have really been making the quarantine more bearable for me. Have you ever heard of GrayStillPlays? You guys do things kind of similarly, and the daily episodes (nearly daily in Gray’s case) are worth it every time. I actually have gone out of my way to time doing the dishes around when I can watch your uploads. Anyway, whether you’ve heard of him or not, I just wanted to say thank you for your efforts to enliven our days. And if I may recommend a game, have you ever heard of We Happy Restaurant? I feel like you’d enjoy it, even if it’s not for the next episode of CallMeKevin, and instead is for personal enjoyment. As enticement, the game allows you to horribly mutate and deform the populace through the power of fast food. And nuclear waste. Mostly nuclear waste. Thanks again!
@JustALane Alright, so today we’re checking out the only game that lets you mutate the populous with the power of drugs, fast food, and nuclear waste, while upgrading your food production by increasing the amount of radiation produced by your kitchen and evading lawsuits because the corporation IS the law...it’s We Happy Restaurant.
I love how even tho Kevin is playing as girl he has an options to date girls too, but he is going after men :D :D And please try Choices, it's 1000% better than this bullshit :D
I don’t why that plane thing was even a step down, you’re taking a tank there. You’re going in a tank. Imagine the faces on everyone when a couple rolls up in a vehicle capable of blowing tons of stuff up and is armored
me, a Choices player, seeing that Kevin has moved on to story apps like Episode, wondering how long it'll be until he gets to roasting Choices: *sweats nervously*
@@xKasumiChan oh lord, Witness... that's exactly why I'm nervous sweating lol. there's so many books on Choices that are too good to even be roasted, but it's the BaBus and Witnesses I'm scared of
"how do I turn down this music, I feel too empowered" - me listening to Kevin singing country roads
I can only agree with the second part tbh
+ ring of fire
Todd howard has not affected you good for you
Kevin did the best cover on country roads in my opinion
I know it's a far shout, but Kevin has sang a little unknown song, you may never have heard it before, the bloke who sang it never really reached mainstream media, but anyway, it's a little song called Ring of Fire I suggest you check it out
Kevin: I shoot people sometimes!
Also Kevin: Plays pacifist in Warzone. He doesn't shoot anyone.
"sometimes" Be careful
Pacifist in Warzone and Serial killer in Sims... Like the Universe intended it to be.
he's a little confused, but hes got the spirit
Wouldn't be surprised if kevin managed to complete doom eternal as a pacifist.
@@TheSanarossOne I thought the entire point of the Sims was to kill as many people as possible
Skinny dipping: "Only premium outfits unlock this choice." Only premium outfits unlock wearing no outfit! Logical!
Yes, as you'll notice Episode is very logical! Everything always makes perfect sense! It's just that great of a game!
Yeah lol
This is the most aggressive advertising I’ve ever seen lol
have you not heard of the most AMBITIOUS RPG of 2019?!
@@Bart-tk9um you've obviously never heard of Raid:Shadow Roach Spray
Youll play this but not GTA RP WTF Kevin
@@NYCFIGHTBACKROOMS aight that one got me 😂
Nick Gerr 😂🤣😂
This game is literally just-
"Quick! Someone's drowning!"
Choice 1 : Capture it on camera
Choice 2 : Save him ($69)
That's the unfortunate reality of a lot of games these days (especially mobile games). If you want to have a somewhat enjoyable experience with the game, better pay up!
@@EdwardBrown77 To be honest here, I'd say that a lot of the small, non idle flash games today actually have a lot of value and fun, for a free game. Kongregate at least, tends to weed out shitty mobile ports, so I'd recommend it. If you do end up looking into it, Decision 3 is a great one.
EA: “write that down, write that down!”
That's why I wouldn't recommend this game to anybody. You get frustrated because you *have* to pay for any good choices. To make matters worse the game has the balls to shame you for not paying.
Edward Brown I remember playing those games , but I leave them at the week for the Frustration that I couldn’t do anything good without playing
This game is literally just an animated Wattpad fiction.
Not even wattpad is this bad
@@charlottefaye86 idk man there's some pretty bad trash on there..
@@istolethispfpsorry485 there really is but this is rivalling it to the extreme
@@charlottefaye86, they mean literally in the sense that it got so popular because of user generated stories-frequently from writers who got started on or are still active on wattpad.
@@o76923 yeahm sorry may seem like I’m defending wattpadd but tbh still got scary shit on there and it’s so popular
This better be a series, Episode has some really good bad content.
I can agree
It's content is so greatly shit
Agreed! It's really "Tommy Wiseau"-ish
@@KooshaKarimi "oh hi Mark"
Demi Lovato Path to Fame episode anyone?? Lol
@@IamaPERSON Oh hi Robot
You need to try the communities stories. They're hilarious and don't need to force you to pay.
The app creators made it so now you have to click through 17 chapters of their garbage stories full of microtransactions before you can access the User Stories. Doubtful Kevin knew this.
The Humanity i know their stories are absolute trash and you need to read 17 feckin chapters to get past it
The Humanity, I struggle to get pass two... 17 would killed Kevin!
@@thehumanity0 did they actually? 17 chapters! ? Episode becomes more and more greedy it's not even fun anymore like it was last year 🙄 community stories are the only reason why I am still there
I hate that I paid
god I remember playing this back when I was young and exactly he said I felt guilty for not paying. Like damn this game is manipulative af, it's such a bad example
Missed oportunity to call her "Jill pickens"
or jimantha
She would've Fit perfectly in a sandwich
Jimantha Pickens
@T̷h̵e̸ ̶P̷a̷r̶a̵d̸o̶x̶, *eXcUsE Me WHaT*
I just had an epiphany.
Jim Pickens: into the picken-verse
Kevin's entire vibe this episode was, "How do you do fellow kids?"
12:01 The way Kevin passionately says "Oh my god, you bitch" is such a mood
Kevin: “I only play really manly games”
Also Kevin: *plays literally every game meant for girls from the 2000s*
Truee
Yeah, that's the joke
r/woooosh
Well, you need to have some steel cojones to play those games, so...
TortoiseBlaster you just woooshed for no reason
those are the manliest games tho
Jim:*wears a plain bikini*
Guy:cries
Seems legit
Omg xD
I'm pretty sure this whole game is just the prisoners halucinating in Jim's basement.
14:52 "You make me so sad when you don't do what i tell you". Screw your emotional abuse Harley.
Jup. I was like ...wtf man?
Kevin: I play really manly games, like really manly
Me: what about cooking mama?
Kevin: REALLY MANLY GAMES!
wdym, cooking mama is manly
cooking mama is manly like what are you saying rn
The only thing I’m thinking of is kirishima-
すごいね
Kevin: "If you were young and playing this, it would really make you feel bad"
Also Kevin "But it doesn't have that effect on me because I play games where I shoot people and stuff"
This dude is so cultured
You are feckin everywhere and I love it lmao
Isn't that just him in most games?
Hey I’m pretty early so do a face reveal :)
Hello, man in the moon
Hello, man in the moon
12:48 "He's a gold digger; he's looking for me diamonds" I can't help picturing everyone in this game as Minecraft characters thinking (Mr.) Jim PIckens is an Irish leprechaun 😂
*H A* ! 💰⛏💎
I love how Kevin always resists the expensive options. Other RUclipsrs just pay the few € to get better Choices, but Kevin seems almost happier to make the bad Choices anyways. I think that makes him a good role model for kids everywhere. Don`t let games (or people for that matter)
guilt-trip you into paying money.
I'm glad that he's not willing to "invest" into such a manipulative and otherwise trash game
Yeah sometimes I wonder why I stopped using episode, then I watch videos like this and realize why. What a shit app, glad I never paid them money and noped out of there before it got worse.
That’s one of the main reasons I love his content so much; he just does what he wants and whilst it may not be what we want him to do, it’s so wonderful seeing him have a genuinely good time that it makes up for it
I literally never seen anyone pay? Who??
@@flowerpower2906 I know Kurtis Conner did
The options in this game are hilariously awful. I’ve seen some that are “wear the hottest new dress” for gems or “a literal trash bag” for free.
I tried to make one of these with 0 gems but couldn't figure it out. We seriously need a bunch of totally free ones bc it's bullshit. Say you get 1 gem week, but every single option costs 25 gems. You hardly get to pick and it all pushes you to pay
That's why the community stories are better, might not be the best written but at least you don't have to spend so much on gems
This is exactly why one would be wise in downloading the modded version :D Gems are the bane of my existance.
Win the contest! (100 gems)
Jump into a volcano and die in real life! (free)
Guess I'll die then
@@Acquaintance6336
Maybe play a better game lol
Dev. 1: ”Oh, i know! Let’s include a gay person!”
Dev 2: ”Oh yes, a gay person. We know what those are! That’s a big personality to include!”
Dev 1: ”So, what should their purpose be? Maybe add to the story, or.. ”
Dev: 2: ”MaKe tHem sAy yAsS anD HonEy aND oMg AlOt”
Why aren't more people talking this
Queen Valencia what do you mean?
I feel like thats the %80 of LGBT people that was included in games lately, they are just there because devs feels forced to put them.
Doga Kupa we need lgbtq representation, but not in stereotypical fashion.
Cayden I don’t know yup
honestly, i really like how Kevin handled this
I've seen this game with other RUclipsrs, not gonna call them out here, but most of them really make it seem like a really fun time. having a blast, the time of their lives.
but in all honesty it's just a ridiculous money grab with absurd penetrance. kevin communicated this while entertaining me.
thanks man, that's pretty responsible
Agreed! Episode is a hysterical game but not when guilting people into spending money. Just ask for it up front if that's what they want. I'm sure people would still buy it. They target kids and make them feel bad for not spending. It's clever marketing manipulation made by A-holes.
Agreed! And it’s so absurd now to me because I used to play this game in middle school and it wasn’t even and option to spend money, then a few years back I re-downloaded it for fun and it had all changed and turned into a total money grab😭
FluffySeaNut 100%
If you all wanna have *ACTUAL fun* playing Episode, then I recommend reading *user's stories* cause the choices are usually free and they matter.
STORIES LIKE: Mindreader/Trapped/The Switch/Prince's Lips/The Undercover Student
@@maddiedavis1273 ikr I remember being able to play a lot of episode story the game made with no payment. But hey, at least now there's still the community's story
"Love on fire"
That describes the secret relationship between Kevin and RT
I agree with every fiber of my being
No
Would you say... It's a ring of fire?
I mean love is a burning thing
Don't feel the disgusting fire that is fan fiction
I love how Kevin kills and torture people on the games but he feels uncomfortable with two characters kissing
To be fair, same
Eheh. Yeah...
To be fair the game did censor the word, it seems to be a very naughty thing to do.
I'm so glad I'm discovering new things about humans every day.
Kevin: I need to show that i play warzone to prove my masculinity
Also Kevin: Okay guys we are streaming another pacifist warzone game :)
I love that he plays Battlefield soundtrack over it
Madeline *peacezone!!
Game : lean in and nibble his ear
Kevin : *grapefruit tutorial*
NO had i forgotten about that
Oml whyyyy-
Isadora really walks in rocking that side-shaved haircut and expects me not to thirst over her.
I'm a girl and I would pick her over any dude in this game😂
Only REAL gamers play Episode. Kevin is CLEARLY a true gamer.
and also very manly
........I identify myself as a true gamer.... do you dare me to play it
That needs to be turned into an ad
A true Gamer would have uninstalled the game immediately for having women and minorities in it.
He may be a true gamer but this is past Kevin.... and as we all know, he is an idiot
It physically hurted me whenever Episode asked you for money whenever a big choice option came up.
Especially at 11:45
So manipulative. Hand us your parents' money or steal some. (Because nobody with a job has time for this bullshit.)
This is like EA, but worse!
@@math3000 Didn't even think that was possible smh
Alpha-Pathetic Tm lol
Yh like in the Demi lovato story or on any company written ones u can’t enjoy the story because to experience it you have to spend lots of money. SMH it’s made for kids and teens and they’re constantly guilting you and withholding story from you to get money. It’s unfair to prey on kids like that. Smh
“That flamingo is my type” Call me Furry confirmed
"I wanna be a furry!" (Kevin, 2020)
@@eri2522 anthropomorphic animals with fur or feathers are considered furries. reptiles, sea creatures, dragons and amphibians are considered scalies (in furry culture)
insfire me grrl what are the traits of said scalies, asking for a friend
@@leonewashere hmm... usually scales, but that's just a guess.
nah bro, Call Me Feathery is where it's at
I love how Asher's replacement is the same character model with messy hair. Mr. Generic indeed lol
I played this when I was younger and once there was a gem choice to save a puppy or abandon it to die so I stopped playing that story and got the 30 gems by playing other ones so I could save the pupper
I remember doing that to choose the good option bc the game made it seem super important so I did the same thing and right after I choose the good option some character made another argument and it told me to pay another 30 for the good one and I was fricking pissed lol
And they Say EA has to many microtransactions...
*too
At least with EA, you can get a good chunk of playtime, paying for each DLC only once, whereas these mobile games ask from microtransaction for every other choice that you make, at a ridiculously high rate, and you never know if the choice will actually give some good content. And if you decide to replay once you finish, you just have to pay again.
Still don't like EA though. Always ruin the potential for a good game/good story with their too-eager-money-grabbing-hands.
Mobile games are free to trial-play, and thus they try to make up for it with very egregious microtransactions, as seen in the video. In other words, mobile games live off of microtransactions. It is exactly why I don't play them.
To play triple-A games, however, you first have pay ~60 Euros or Dollars. Microtransactions are totally unnecessary, and implemented purely out of greed.
@@cillianlawlor3160 *towoo
@FreezyG21 yes I'm sure 2 dollars for a one-time choice is totally justified
Game: lean in and nibble his ear!
Kevin: * makes loud slurping noises *
@brmbly And the award for the most horrifying comment of the year goes to...
@@songbirdsandsandwiches8217 that's just good advice
Somebody watches Japanese adult movies.
well done you watched the video, we did too so we saw this part
me, someone who played episode and played the entire story of love on fire: *giggles when kevin complains about the gems*
there's literally an option at the end for when u end up with some to see ur future life with and/or without kids, but that costs gems, and the free option just goes "the end..."
"I shoot people sometimes." - Kevin
That's the most unrealistic lie I have ever seen. Who shot all those people then?
@@exosproudmamabear558 Kevin shot all those people
@@Username123-m4o no he didnt he is not guilty, he didnt kicked a baby either
@@user-nz4dr1sy5g Well, in the world there is a thing called a joke
I actively avoided anything about this game after encountering the first ad for it.
I knew Kevin would be the perfect person to lead me through his catastrophe
I think the fan made episode can be quite funny.. they don’t guilt you at least... had fun with those when I was younger xD
If you think this is good, you should check out Graystillplays videos on this game. They're equally catastrophically good.
Their ad campaign is probably their #1 source of bad PR
Play community based stories there. They dont cost shit XD
Ah, the illusion of choice. I appreciate getting a look at this on Kevin's channel, but honestly, free visual novels on Steam are much better... because they're actually free.
"Everyone else is tanned. I'm the only pale person." Literally me at any function with my extended family
Mood. I'm white and VERY pale, but a lot of my extended family is Latino/Latina....
@@anaeliseianna you can say Latinx for both just a heads up 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽
@@xxcallmeniaxx3272 How do you pronounce "latinx"? Or is it a text only thing?
@@anaeliseianna Mine is mostly white. They just tan excessively
@@alllies5271 it's pronounced the same Latino expect instead of "oh" you say "ex" I'm sorry if that was a bad explanation
The second I saw that the story was called Love On Fire I hoped Kevin would sing Ring Of Fire, and I was very proud.
Kevin: ,,How can I repay him for this? Honestly, he really did me a solid!"
Also Kevin: ,,No, I want to vote for Nash."
Nah you get a happy ending either way.
I played an episode and was a bitch and disinterested in everyone (payed no money) and the game made me choose between the two boys in the end and I got with one anyway, although I really didn't want to.
Quite the shite app.
The ones that are made by the app and the user-made ones that are meant seriously are shite, but some of the user-made ones that are basically just one big joke are pretty funny.
@@dracos0024 what's not a shite app these days anyway
@@mainaccount3087 sky children of the light is a good app, I recommend it. To answer your question there's a lot of good apps out there you just need to look.
Jurassic World the Game is a good one, it asks for money ofc but not all the time and you can do some daily things to earn bucks (equal to diamonds) plus you battle dinosaurs
@@mainaccount3087 2 Player Games The Challenge is really fun and a great way to pass the time even if you play with a bot, not to mention they keep adding more and more games to it. Highly recommend, the snooker one is the best.
"no him actually, because he didn't suck on my SaNdY tOeS"
-Kevin, 2020
Bruh the Devs are literally EA but mobile
The devs are 1000x worse than EA imo.
Where do you think EA get their ideas?
Rickroll me, beans
@@chrono-glitchwaterlily8776
Christ died for your sins and rose on the third day showing that anyone
that trusts in him for salvation, will have everlasting life.
John 11:25-26 Jesus said to her, “I am the resurrection and the life.
Whoever believes in me, though he die, yet shall he live,
and everyone who lives and believes in me shall never die."
ruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html
@@amoghsharma4596 I'm not Christian, but thanks
"we're adding TWINS to the mansion!" absolutely devastated that they didn't say twinks
Wow mood
this game would be so much better if your character was gay
@@calcifer6142 mom says gay ppl go to heck
@@calcifer6142 that was an option, you were able to date a girl
@@unus-annus HELL YEAH LESBIAN REPRESENTATION
I used to love this game when I was younger and I never bought the diamonds. The ending is always good, all in all it doesn‘t make much of a difference if you pay or not. But the user-created storys are a lot more fun lmao
There are some really amazing user-created stories out there. Like, it's amazing what people can do with the program.
I played it too a couple years ago, and most of the time the ending really was still the same without buying any diamonds, but I remember playing some "The Bachelor" story on there and I actually got kicked out of the show at the end of the first round because I never chose any diamond options 😂
galatic game is 100% the best game ive ever played
I agree
Yeah, I was wondering if GreyStillPlays and Kevin are actually playing the same game, or if there are two iphone app sim games with the name 'Episode'? Because the stories Gray played were hilariously messed up, full of murder and weirdness, and had different settings, including scifi. Also, he could design a male character, not just a female.
13:32 Kevin singing in that way killed me 😂😂😂😂
14:53 Harley: "You make me so sad when you don't do what I tell you too" This guy sure sounds like a charmer
I can see the red flags from here.
14:51 "You make me so sad when you don't do what i tell you"
O_O
Theatrical Stalemate that was SOOO the manipulation he was talking about!
Sounds like she dodged a damn bullet there.
omg
BIG RED FLAG
Total gaslighting and mental abuse. And he's just the "mentor"!
"Wait no actually he didn't suck my sandy toe"
*-call me kevin 2020*
Petition for him to continue
Tomodachi life.
Could give the vinny treatment and play like 20 minutes at the start of streams
Signed
Your prayers have been answered.
Uh
I played this when I was younger and I don't remember it having this aggressive microtransactions
Stories made by the community creators are pretty good and don't have gold options. Only the stories that are made by the episode team have those. And most are cringy AF xD
35Antonio It had them, especially with the “popular” and “trending” stories. That’s why I started playing the ones written by people instead of the company
The ones created by episode are all this bad. The community created ones are hit or miss, but they are all free. You'll either have a good story or the most cringey one you could ever imagine.
I could not stop laughing at the "Mister Jim PIH-kins" at around 4:45 😂😂 I had to rewind and play it again and again and again.
Kevin: does an episode episode as per cult's wishes
Me: I love democracy
Sir there is no democracy that's literally the point of the cult, you are asked to leave the basement
It’s a palpatine kind of democracy
8:04 "I love sand, it's coarse and rough and arousing and it gets everywhere"
It's actually "I don't like sand, it's coarse, rough and irritating and it gets everywhere"
@@wisemanlincoln1399 It's almost as if I'm parodying it instead of directly quoting it
@@wisemanlincoln1399 How does it feel to miss a joke entirely?
Anakin does not approve
*angry anakin noises*
What I heard: “Orphans love these stories”
What is actually written: “Our fans love these stories”
Suddenly imagining a Dickensian orphan begging for diamonds
Alt title:
"Episode, but it's the worst episode ever"
All of the stories by the app creators are god awful and full of microtransactions. The User Stories are the only part of the app that matter.
@@thehumanity0 So you are working for free, or what? They made that game, ofc you have to pay if you want to play it. But not all are horrible. Choices: Stories you play have actually great stories and you can get thru the story even without using diamonds. It has just extra perks like more detailed story about characters, or outfits which will easier help you. But it's not affecting story.
"I play games where I shoot people!"
Kevin, you've been playing as a pacifist on stream, I can't believe you
He didn’t say video games
Ah, but Kevin could be manipulated by Jim!
@@startedllama8238 hmmm. Strange response but not out of character
@@IamaPERSON "could be"? he definitely is
I do love that he talked about the one game where he HASNT been shooting people
The monetization is so scummy. It's clearly marketed towards young kids and they guilt trip them into spending their parent's money
"I really geek out over the apocalypse"
Didn't know RTGame was in this
"Everyone is tan, I'm the only pale person!" Relatable my friend
You think you're pale? A tan whenever there's moonlight
"He's a golddigger. He's looking for me diamonds!" 😂😂
“If you were young and playing this it would really make you feel bad.”
Kevin, you just summed up my entire 12 yr old experience with Episode
Lol it actually did I was younger tho like 8-10, I would feel like shit when I couldn't buy the cooler outfits. Even tried those weird gem generators that obviously never worked. Man what a shit app. Cant believe people are trying to defend it..
Ikr
How did I know you were going to sing, “Love, is a burning thing...”
Smells like Kevin in here
*thing
"I shoot people sometimes"
**Proceeds to play Peacezone**
Kevin: “There’s a Warzone update”
Also Kevin: *plays Battlefield theme*
Battlefield 1943 will forever be better than COD games
@Miss Jammy Dodger yes
Jim Jim No, definitely not
I got black ice on commando
“this tutorial is hitting on me”
This is definitely not the first time that happened
They were just flattered Kevin did the tutorial
Btw good news guys - just after Kevin played “Love on Fire”, they remade the whole game!! Now there’s much fewer diamond options & mostly just for clothes - Kevin changing the world right there like no sarcasm, it’s actually a playable story from now on :’)
When 'Love' and 'Fire' are involved in any conversation...
Kevin: Breaks into Jonny Cash for 5 hours straight in monotone 0:45
He used war zone to show he’s a real gamer while he’s been playing it as a pacifist on Twitch this whole time 😂😂😂😂😂
Nobody:
Kevin: “I shoot people sometimes”
Relatable
14:52
That is the start of an abusive relationship...
Elite Vector literally red flags.....
Wanna pay real money to locked into an abusive relationship?
You know Kevin needs a DnD stream with RT a few others of his friends. I think the game is perfect for him and his evil choices
THAT WOULD BE AMAZING!
Irish DnD!
People actually play DnD?
@@RIPDixie1865 yeah man, tbh it's really exploded since Critical Role
Yes, this needs to happen!
"Everyone else is tan, I'm the only pale person"
Me when I go back to school after summer vacation
"I want a tatoo of a whale on my annkle":
Ben: "Thats so sexy"
There is a fetish for everything.
There is a fetish for everything.
I like how kevin is so open in this video like he's literally dancing around
Just like turg when he performed
I need Kevin to say 'YAASSSS' in every single video from now on.
Read my mind
I’ve been waiting for this game for so long your perfect for it
"I shoot people sometimes."
I've been in your streams. You don't shoot people in Warzone, you can't fool me!
He's not wrong, though. He does shoot people in TTT. -Of course, his accuracy with guns pales in comparison to his accuracy with bowling balls.-
@@RemyWillard "I just got a strike on Dan."
Kevin: "Love is a burning thing..."
Me: Vietnam Flashbacks...but with smiling...
“I shoot people sometimes”
Emphasis on the sometimes... We’ve seen your Peace Zone streams Kevin 😂
I want a GrayStillPlays and CallMeKevin co-lab dammit!
I was about to recommend Jim Pickens meets floridaman
colab* or collaboration*
Florida Man meets Jim Pickens
The levels of chaos that would happen. Hell yeah.
@@macaroon_nuggets8008 the same way you spell "co-op" you spell it "co-lab". Colab is a shortening of Collaboration, co-lab is a more "formal" spelling (they use it in U.N pamphlets for example). It's not so much in use but it is the correct term. Now carry on, this is a CallMeKevin video not really the hub for spelling knowledge.
Omg I remember playing this in 8th grade almost 6 years ago when it first came out. I cant believe how different it is from the original app damn they rlly just turned it into a money grab didnt they lol
The same thing's happened with Choices too.
there are so many "good" free games on episode, they just have to be user made! all the official episode games are boring and charge you so much money
I've said this on another comment, don't think you should support/download that app that guilt trips you into paying money, even if the ones you read don't have that option. Tons of other ways to support up coming writers, like just download Wattpad or sum thing.
These type of games suck ass
@@angelinageorge9526 yeah but its the "so bad its good" type
Episode is amazing, you just have to play the community stories when you unlock them. I say all this on RUclipsr comments like any of them will read this or play episode ever again. But I've literally never been so excited for a video or clicked a like button so fast
Lemonily i used to love it back in my preteens when they had like only 3 stories and the character models were cringey af XD and you didn’t really have to pay. It’s gone above and beyond since then (in not all the good ways) but it’s such a huge cash grab now it’s lost the charm to me..
STELLAR! Exactly, that’s why I play the ones created by the community, not by the Episode team. I never play the ‘official’ Episode stories.
I thought they removed the community tab??!?
Either way I don't think you should support games that guilt trip you into spending money..
sʟʏ fox No, they haven’t. It’s not called Community, but User Stories ☺️ and they are completely free! Still some ads though 🤣
14:54 That Harley guy actually said "you make me so sad when you don't do what I tell you" 🚩🚩I seriously don't see how people enjoy this.
9:41
"Go for a ****"
XD that came back so well.
I've seen so many ads for this. Finally, I know what I've been missing... And I'm glad I missed it.
Driving a tank isn't economy, that would be expensive.
Omg when he said “mr. jim *PI* ckens” I legitimately laughed so hard. I needed this video tonight y’all 😂
Hey, Kevin? I just wanted to say that you are one of two RUclipsrs who have really been making the quarantine more bearable for me. Have you ever heard of GrayStillPlays? You guys do things kind of similarly, and the daily episodes (nearly daily in Gray’s case) are worth it every time. I actually have gone out of my way to time doing the dishes around when I can watch your uploads.
Anyway, whether you’ve heard of him or not, I just wanted to say thank you for your efforts to enliven our days. And if I may recommend a game, have you ever heard of We Happy Restaurant? I feel like you’d enjoy it, even if it’s not for the next episode of CallMeKevin, and instead is for personal enjoyment. As enticement, the game allows you to horribly mutate and deform the populace through the power of fast food. And nuclear waste. Mostly nuclear waste.
Thanks again!
bro I love gray and Kevin as well xD
Same! I’ve been a Kevin fan for years, and I discovered Gray around when the whole pandemic started. They both bring me and others so much joy!
@@Engardian ahaha I was a gray fan ages ago and then like 2 years ago I found Kevin
Let's Game It Out is another one that's similar to Gray's!!
@JustALane
Alright, so today we’re checking out the only game that lets you mutate the populous with the power of drugs, fast food, and nuclear waste, while upgrading your food production by increasing the amount of radiation produced by your kitchen and evading lawsuits because the corporation IS the law...it’s We Happy Restaurant.
I love how even tho Kevin is playing as girl he has an options to date girls too, but he is going after men :D :D And please try Choices, it's 1000% better than this bullshit :D
Yeah, I would have liked seeing where those storylines go, and if they’re done well.
Day "i've lost count of it by now" of asking Kevin to continue Dishonored or play Thief 2014
Dishonored 2 would be dope
“I don’t think I’ve ever been manipulated”
Does that mean it was Kevin’s choice to be under Jim’s control?
It was all our choice as well
Jim never gave him a choice. Jim doesn't manipulate, he is upfront with his debauchery.
@@attercoppe3904 Don't disrespect the dear leader!!
Let's Not Yeah, Jim would most likely tell you all the crimes (and definitely war crimes) he’s committed if you just asked him
14:53 Harvey says "You make me so sad when you don't do what I tell you"
What the hell is this game?
Kevin trying to explain his manliness and justify playing this game is hilarious 😂😂😂
I don’t why that plane thing was even a step down, you’re taking a tank there. You’re going in a tank. Imagine the faces on everyone when a couple rolls up in a vehicle capable of blowing tons of stuff up and is armored
I feel like Episode is like those true story animated channels made into a game.
When I was learning to read, I legitimately believed that "Champagne" was pronounced "Sham-pog-ne".
Sham-poggers
@The Anonymous Sir Backspace ain't that nifty as hell?
me, a Choices player, seeing that Kevin has moved on to story apps like Episode, wondering how long it'll be until he gets to roasting Choices: *sweats nervously*
That depends.. if his first story will be something like BB, TC&TF or Witness.. xdd
@@xKasumiChan oh lord, Witness... that's exactly why I'm nervous sweating lol. there's so many books on Choices that are too good to even be roasted, but it's the BaBus and Witnesses I'm scared of
xKasumi Chan okay but bloodbound slaps
EDIT: OH, did you mean Baby Bump?
@@chloe.2189 No, that's BaBu. BB is BloodBound.
xKasumi Chan yeah okay I was afraid you meant BB. Why don’t you like it?