Imagine Lifetimes but I pick horrible choices

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  • Опубликовано: 4 янв 2025

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  • @newmixgirl
    @newmixgirl 4 года назад +1355

    “Oh my god what the hell is my job?! I want to go back to the blanket”
    Adulthood in a nutshell.

  • @deathy_death6831
    @deathy_death6831 4 года назад +4042

    Hagrid has always been my childhood crush. Because of this, i got him expelled

    • @samuelsmith7241
      @samuelsmith7241 4 года назад +159

      Tom Riddle and Reubus Hagrid have always been gay just like Dumbledore

    • @leprechaunsteve8930
      @leprechaunsteve8930 4 года назад +57

      Samuel Smith just like, more like *with* Dumbledore

    • @superbtrilogy5049
      @superbtrilogy5049 4 года назад +57

      Unfair law you seduced Hagrid

    • @psyducktective
      @psyducktective 4 года назад +69

      Seems more legit than most of what comes out of Rowling’s mouth

    • @alexiskelley5787
      @alexiskelley5787 4 года назад +3

      LMFAO

  • @ElectricBlueElectrum
    @ElectricBlueElectrum 4 года назад +995

    Choose your favourite childhood toy
    Kevin:
    "Where's the knives?"

    • @ElectricBlueElectrum
      @ElectricBlueElectrum 4 года назад +3

      Yes

    • @orion2826
      @orion2826 4 года назад +10

      Nobody:
      No one:
      Leo White: *"Y e s"*

    • @YI-hf6tv
      @YI-hf6tv 4 года назад +1

      @@ElectricBlueElectrum Yes

    • @sylki121
      @sylki121 4 года назад

      Nah kevin wouldn't pick a knife....that would be Jim. Lol

    • @HeyAHappyHuman
      @HeyAHappyHuman 2 года назад

      I have all my fingers, the knife goes chop chop chop, and if I miss the spaces between my fingers will fall off

  • @JJLiu-xc3kg
    @JJLiu-xc3kg 4 года назад +3438

    It’s funny because impecuniosity means “having no money”.

    • @funlover163
      @funlover163 4 года назад +131

      I learned a new word today!

    • @frycandle
      @frycandle 4 года назад +48

      I'm glad someone got it... ;-)

    • @king_aeron
      @king_aeron 4 года назад +33

      *n e r d*

    • @slowcosmic6176
      @slowcosmic6176 4 года назад +6

      Frycandle cough *someone googled it*

    • @lobzoy
      @lobzoy 4 года назад +1

      @Vladimir Kozlovsky *goggles

  • @ЕкатеринаСабанова-ш4и
    @ЕкатеринаСабанова-ш4и 4 года назад +519

    "Why is he so unimpressed with my choices?" Wow, just like my actual dad! This game is so realistic.

  • @GetchaGwopUp
    @GetchaGwopUp 4 года назад +376

    lmaoo they changed it from "enjoy the comforts of your retirement," to "endure the comforts of your retirement."

    • @AriettaTheWild17
      @AriettaTheWild17 4 года назад +22

      Well it’s more true to life that way. We live our lives to eventually end up rotting away forgotten by the world, oftentimes forgetting about the world ourselves.
      Apart from the people that have a preventative plan, it’s usually referred to simply as “shotgun”, but feel choose your own poison.
      The worst way to die is by growing old and dying a “natural” death as your body gives up on you in different oftentimes painful ways, usually with very little human contact as everyone else is too busy living their lives. Depressing no?
      Still the unfortunate truth, and with modern medicine people are going to extend your suffering if you don’t have a say in it. That’s why you should make it clear beforehand, if you loose the ability to speak or write you no longer have a choice in wherever your loved ones prolong your suffering or let you go. Or just don’t have any loved ones, doctors don’t care and prefer that you don’t take up a bed so they’re quick to just off you.

    • @realhuman5688
      @realhuman5688 4 года назад +3

      AriettaTheWild17 Jeez this got deep

    • @AriettaTheWild17
      @AriettaTheWild17 4 года назад +15

      Aman Gyani Haha. Brain can’t stop thinking. I’ve seen both my grandparents on the closer side suffer trough it though, and you can’t be with them all the time. My dad was the one that found his father dead, already starting to get cold, alone in his room where he’d been kept ever since a stroke left him mostly paralysed. I knew my grandfather didn’t want to live like that but he’d never made it official so other relatives? Wanted to keep him alive as long as possible to transfer his assets bc they are apparently a-holes. My parents have said that if they end up like that, just let them die with dignity and don’t forcefully keep them alive at all costs.
      Retirement is only fun when you like my grandfather used to be able to do, can go out for walks in the forest, go fishing, join in on community events, show up at my place randomly just to talk when he was in town. He was so incredibly active until he had that stroke and was mostly bed bound afterwards, occasionally he’d get out in a wheelchair but not really outside out. This is what you might end up having to endure. There’s just not enough staff to even notice that you’ve been dead for probably an hour at least.

    • @lemolea9571
      @lemolea9571 3 года назад +4

      @@AriettaTheWild17 There are some words you just can't use more than once in a comment and 'oftentimes' is definitely one of them.

    • @voodoodolll
      @voodoodolll 3 года назад +2

      @@AriettaTheWild17 I've seen so many families torn apart by greed after a relative's death. People are blood thirsty vultures, I hope I choose my family better than most people do.

  • @finno5827
    @finno5827 4 года назад +788

    Kevin you managed to get demonetized within the first second of the video

    • @starryviews
      @starryviews 4 года назад +77

      i laughed and then i realized i didn’t get any ads

    • @craig205
      @craig205 4 года назад +19

      Let's be real, doesn't he almost always?

    • @jackbudi
      @jackbudi 4 года назад +27

      At least he’s got patreon.

    • @jessafra
      @jessafra 4 года назад +7

      a new record

    • @TheCapedArtist
      @TheCapedArtist 4 года назад +16

      I got ads

  • @ЕкатеринаСабанова-ш4и
    @ЕкатеринаСабанова-ш4и 4 года назад +455

    I'd totally choose Ron as my partner. We could be stupid together. I love beans.

  • @seriously9571
    @seriously9571 4 года назад +701

    As we all are in Quarantine kevin should continue the baking bad series so we can cook some amazing stuff
    Who's with me?

    • @JB-ds5wq
      @JB-ds5wq 4 года назад +16

      I'm sorry but if I attempt to cook something other than chicken I may kill the world population with the largest water defying wild fire

    • @Jetsky_YT
      @Jetsky_YT 4 года назад +1

      @@JB-ds5wq lmao

    • @johnjordan3552
      @johnjordan3552 4 года назад

      Same goes for me. If anyone approaches further than 15 km radius to any "edible" that I contributed in preparing... *thud*

    • @chiarapaliotti9191
      @chiarapaliotti9191 4 года назад +14

      He said he doesn’t have a good set up in his new kitchen

    • @izabelix
      @izabelix 4 года назад +6

      today on stream he said he wants to do kfc at home

  • @nikkiesona
    @nikkiesona 4 года назад +1930

    "Imagine Lifetimes but I pick horrible choices"
    AKA my actual life.

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 4 года назад +34

      Hey, it's not all bad!
      It's not all good either, though.

    • @nikkiesona
      @nikkiesona 4 года назад +18

      @@IamaPERSON Very true, friend.

    • @theemeraldend4302
      @theemeraldend4302 4 года назад +3

      What happened to wishing Kevin happy birthday?

    • @nikkiesona
      @nikkiesona 4 года назад

      @@theemeraldend4302 I got to day 365, at which point I stopped since that was my end goal since the start. :) (Also, happy birthday. I can't help but wish it.)

    • @c4121na
      @c4121na 4 года назад +2

      My life as well

  • @elo8728
    @elo8728 4 года назад +76

    "So, are you adopted?"
    -Oh no, I was diy-ed!
    This game is too much xD

  • @karmaslilkitty6721
    @karmaslilkitty6721 4 года назад +52

    "Choose a pet"
    *looks at cat*
    No, that things demented!
    *I look at my 2 cats*
    ...yes, that is correct

  • @elmadicine
    @elmadicine 4 года назад +15

    I've resisted twitch for a long time, but kevin is the one who finally convinced me to give it a try. it's totally worth it, his streams are every bit the weird ride that you'd expect them to be

  • @kindapoetic
    @kindapoetic 4 года назад +367

    The title should be "Imagine lifetimes but my entire lifetime is a mistake"
    oh wait feck that's the title of my lifetime 👀

  • @yaso7357
    @yaso7357 4 года назад +347

    Its the first time Kavin didnt say
    "Today we gonna do something a little bit different"

    • @copocopocopocopo
      @copocopocopocopo 4 года назад +32

      The one time he doesn't say "This time we're gonna do something a little bit different" is the one time he ACTUALLY does do something a little bit different.

    • @ChelloPortugal
      @ChelloPortugal 4 года назад +23

      But to be fair, when he clicked choose your first words, that's the choice that he made

    • @YI-hf6tv
      @YI-hf6tv 4 года назад +15

      Kavin

    • @blackparademistress1
      @blackparademistress1 4 года назад +1

      Definitely not the first time

  • @MOVenny
    @MOVenny 4 года назад +844

    Me: *Has earphones on*
    Intro: **Squelch Squelch**
    Me: Ew wth-

    • @duck-ss6pt
      @duck-ss6pt 4 года назад +31

      *_s Q U E L C H S Q U E L C H_*

    • @supixio6166
      @supixio6166 4 года назад +5

      AHH NICE SOUND

    • @JB-ds5wq
      @JB-ds5wq 4 года назад +2

      Yum!

    • @LumikkiJa7rutlessia
      @LumikkiJa7rutlessia 4 года назад

      lmao same.

    • @grandmazambie
      @grandmazambie 4 года назад +15

      I paused the video and just put my head in my hands for a bit, then unpaused and continued

  • @cats_are_love
    @cats_are_love 4 года назад +205

    Existential Crisis, everytime i play BitLife.... or Sims....now this......

  • @oliverwalker5692
    @oliverwalker5692 4 года назад +5

    9:16 can we talk about how that is quite clearly not a gecko, and is, in fact, a chameleon.

  • @Super-zq3pn
    @Super-zq3pn 4 года назад +125

    if getting a haircut was a sport, id be getting gold in the olympics every year

  • @wryyman5552
    @wryyman5552 4 года назад +127

    And the fastest demonition award goes to: Call Me Kevin!

  • @Jasmine-se4uh
    @Jasmine-se4uh 4 года назад +20

    When you're so optimistic you autocorrect the good option so both are bad. This is a vibe.

  • @bartoszjaros1510
    @bartoszjaros1510 4 года назад +14

    I love how it changed from "Enjoy the comforts of your retirement home" to "Endure"

  • @NoahtheBoa97
    @NoahtheBoa97 4 года назад +116

    He said give it a try but on steam It's not out till September :(

    • @MsAlicecullen95
      @MsAlicecullen95 4 года назад +14

      You can download from the official page. It's free

  • @maddie646
    @maddie646 4 года назад +1

    I can never get enough of you Kevin xoxo 💋 you should try playing the count lucanor, coma, Pokémon outlaw version, Pokémon korosu version, and dragon quest builders 1&2

  • @MrHeyThere_
    @MrHeyThere_ 4 года назад +25

    Throughout the entire quarantine Kevin has cheered me up every time without fail. Thanks, Kevin :)

  • @MagiqueRain22414
    @MagiqueRain22414 4 года назад +3

    I loved the videos, as always. I really liked the little editing jokes in this one

  • @BJaca-tn3om
    @BJaca-tn3om 4 года назад +12

    Kevin: *DEAD*
    Also Kevin: "I wanna see the cactus again!"

  • @jessethemess4197
    @jessethemess4197 4 года назад +26

    Imagine being one of Kevin's characters what an eventful life but also a short one
    Unless your Jim Pickens

  • @bluebosnian
    @bluebosnian 4 года назад +63

    i was not expecting the starting noise lmao

  • @twitchsopamanxx
    @twitchsopamanxx 4 года назад +1

    I can finally tell my old uni friends why tourism is the worst: because Kevin said so.

  • @eleanor4618
    @eleanor4618 4 года назад +131

    Me: *Opens video*
    Me: *immediately clicks off*

  • @jamie0325
    @jamie0325 4 года назад +22

    i can already experience the chaos in this

  • @byrontheusurper6505
    @byrontheusurper6505 4 года назад +5

    0:59 "Oh no, sand in my eyes, the third worst place for sand to be

  • @cheesychappers
    @cheesychappers 4 года назад +4

    There are so many funny ways to die in this, I really hope Kevin plays again to experience all of life.

  • @craig205
    @craig205 4 года назад +49

    Dude, that beginning almost made me lose my lunch, that sound was so nasty.

  • @kenkeyaerts8075
    @kenkeyaerts8075 4 года назад +1

    Lowkey discovered this youtuber around one year ago and know this Irish Kevin Lad is one of my favourite people on this platform haha

  • @gtankcorsi8018
    @gtankcorsi8018 4 года назад +72

    I’m starting a petition to make the first five seconds of this video the new intro to every video

  • @Beccaaaaaxx
    @Beccaaaaaxx 4 года назад +17

    1:48 hit hard cuz I'm actually studying hospitality and tourism 🙃😂

  • @tigeralpaca
    @tigeralpaca 4 года назад +6

    Imagine lifetimes has a whole host of hidden endings- I think it would be cool if Kevin tried to get all of the endings!

  • @hahayeah
    @hahayeah 4 года назад +7

    imagine this being your first call me kevin video and this is the intro

  • @BruceWayne-ct4yq
    @BruceWayne-ct4yq 4 года назад +5

    i like how he didn’t say “and today we’re going to be doing something a little bit different” as if this is more normal

  • @bijanatri9393
    @bijanatri9393 4 года назад +128

    Am I seeing things or was one of the “first words” choices just “Bore Ragnarok”

    • @jestice7596
      @jestice7596 4 года назад +4

      No, I saw that too. And it was glorious

    • @Harold_Wilson
      @Harold_Wilson 4 года назад

      not only that, but also his new trademark, which if I'll say or write, I'll be visited by Jim Pickens.

  • @CianMcGuirk
    @CianMcGuirk 4 года назад +10

    "Get some sand in your pocket that will come in handy later in life" - Kevin 2020

  • @shwiftymemelord261
    @shwiftymemelord261 4 года назад +1

    8:03
    that scared the heck out of me because that's exactly what I see
    wowee

  • @bearpoo7954
    @bearpoo7954 4 года назад +7

    Kevin should make a video on reading a Jim Pickens fan fic 🧚🏻‍♀️ ✨

  • @Kel-j8k
    @Kel-j8k 4 года назад +2

    I was trying to think of a witty comment, but instead I'll just say thank you for another great video. Seriously, I just graduated and can't find a job and your videos are THE highlight to my day. 💛🙏

  • @samwisegamgee1243
    @samwisegamgee1243 4 года назад +13

    _"I hate my job"_
    I felt that.

  • @maleehadamda6814
    @maleehadamda6814 4 года назад +36

    Kevin, for the after school activity: *NOTHING*
    Me: Your life is dependent on video games, but you don't pick it...
    *Hmm, well he does nothing but break the game and never do the tutorial but we still love it so BORE RAGNAROK*

  • @dallasbutitsthedanceofital2923
    @dallasbutitsthedanceofital2923 4 года назад +45

    Kevin: I don't do anything exciting
    Also Kevin: *literally made a feckin cult*

  • @Jasmine-se4uh
    @Jasmine-se4uh 4 года назад +4

    "Just someone take me please" What relatable content

  • @keepwatch96
    @keepwatch96 4 года назад +8

    I love that he called wedding invitations "notifications" instead

  • @lucyfox6772
    @lucyfox6772 4 года назад +8

    Kevin: "Who would want to go into tourism in today's climate?"
    Me: 2nd year of uni studying travel and tourism rip

    • @UnknownGamer40464
      @UnknownGamer40464 4 года назад +2

      At least it wasn't gender studies

    • @Lauren_Nicks
      @Lauren_Nicks 3 года назад +2

      I studied tourism and got my cert 3 in 2019 and then COVID started

  • @kodakkushi
    @kodakkushi 4 года назад +5

    Kevin: “Choose Your Friends” Jim “Choose your Slaves” Turg “Choose Your Jams”

  • @Olivia-ek9ib
    @Olivia-ek9ib 4 года назад +1

    That opening animation threw me off so badly lol. I forgot what I was watching for a second.

  • @hopin8krzys
    @hopin8krzys 4 года назад +11

    "Im gonna go with a small TV, even tho the small is still large. We're obviously in America"

  • @julehansen1127
    @julehansen1127 4 года назад +2

    Kevin: “What’s the most useless one? - Probably Tourism
    *Me just starting to study Tourism Management 2020* xD

  • @jorieanmiller5726
    @jorieanmiller5726 4 года назад +9

    if that’s the sound you wanna start every video with then you’re on the wrong platform kevin😭😭

  • @Temaile
    @Temaile 4 года назад +1

    Me watching as a travel agent who lost her job twice in three years due to bad finances in tourism: DON'T DO ITTTTTTTT!

  • @gorbla1231
    @gorbla1231 4 года назад +4

    Dad: "Who's going to pay for that?!"
    Me: "The guy on first base?"

  • @Ben-fl6rf
    @Ben-fl6rf Год назад

    That opening....... My ears and eyes have never felt so violated from a seemingly "innocent" video.

  • @VioletRM
    @VioletRM 4 года назад +3

    You know things are real when kevin doesn't say that he's gonna do something a little bit different

  • @leroymitchan
    @leroymitchan 4 года назад +1

    thank God Kevin never leaves that chair i'm afraid for the havoc he would bring the world if he was Allowed

  • @psychomanatee3459
    @psychomanatee3459 4 года назад +44

    Warning: Do NOT watch the first few seconds of this video with your family in the room 💀

  • @Galaxy13Defender
    @Galaxy13Defender 4 года назад +1

    As someone whos finishing college with a tourism degree that "Oh ok" was the same reaction my family had... the disappointment xD

  • @markyy7698
    @markyy7698 4 года назад +53

    The last time I was this early I was leaving my mothers womb

    • @MikasMeme
      @MikasMeme 4 года назад +3

      Wow a actully funny joke. I managed to find this gold after like 20 "first" comments

    • @meowdyllic
      @meowdyllic 4 года назад

      @@MikasMeme an but same lmao

  • @t.mccormack06
    @t.mccormack06 4 года назад

    He kevin i love your videos they make my day so much better

  • @DD-lm6oc
    @DD-lm6oc 4 года назад +24

    Poor Kevin he is so pale that he is Invisibile he has to fix the Color corection on his Video so we can see him lets appreciate his Hard work 😢👍

  • @menicman7044
    @menicman7044 4 года назад +2

    Kevin's first words: Hey there mom and dad, my name is Kevin, and today we're going to be doing something a little bit different.

  • @delyseonduty
    @delyseonduty 4 года назад +4

    I needed these laughs today ♥️

  • @robinkuijper6067
    @robinkuijper6067 4 года назад +1

    1:44 I am actualy in my final year of aa tourism education and this exactly how it feels right now

  • @JackPoppy
    @JackPoppy 4 года назад +12

    "OH WAIT, THAT'S THE TEACHER!"
    *THAT'S THE BEST PART*

  • @Harold_Wilson
    @Harold_Wilson 4 года назад

    I like how he still snuck in 'today we're doing something a little bit different' into the start of the video.

  • @thomas-5417
    @thomas-5417 4 года назад +4

    Ah yes, my favorite horror game

  • @Jade12291
    @Jade12291 4 года назад

    Ahhh yessss~ nothing like the refreshing new breath coming from a game that reminds you life is a pointless cycle and then you die wooo weeee absolutely amazing.

  • @VampiricFox37
    @VampiricFox37 4 года назад +7

    5 minutes. I've never been this early for The Kevin Show.

  • @phillipholden6475
    @phillipholden6475 4 года назад

    The clock always ticks down, never ticks up, the inevitability of death and the little time we have to do what we want, Unus Annus, Momento Mori

  • @Super-zq3pn
    @Super-zq3pn 4 года назад +4

    imagine any video game, but you somehow pick the wrong choices

  • @carneneshow
    @carneneshow 4 года назад +1

    Choosing what house plant you should have
    “I like my plants to fight back” *CACTUS*

  • @Travivision
    @Travivision 4 года назад +3

    "You have a purpose now"
    Whoa, you better calm down right now

  • @Emily.Russell
    @Emily.Russell 4 года назад +1

    0:23
    I'm sorry but does that second option say "bore ragnarok?" That's beautiful

  • @atakurt4247
    @atakurt4247 4 года назад +4

    0:00 ah! the intro from now on!

  • @juliasings6131
    @juliasings6131 4 года назад

    I love how it said 'endure the comforts of your retirement home' like you have to put up with comfort

  • @lilgothchan1425
    @lilgothchan1425 4 года назад +5

    happy birthday Kevin 🥺💕

  • @SasukeUchihaOfTheSound
    @SasukeUchihaOfTheSound 4 года назад +2

    A few ideas for characters in tomodachi life:
    -yourself and the other irish youtubers
    -Hagrid
    -bore ragnarok
    -paul pickens humanized
    -Any of your horses in minecraft (humanized)
    -BEANS aka Ron or any other HP characters
    -The girl from that one highschool game
    -The virtual vampire/werewolf boyfriend
    -hitman
    -"ArE yOu SmArTeR tHaN a 5tH gRadEr" host
    -Any bit life character
    (I will add more eventually)

  • @fudgeythewhale87
    @fudgeythewhale87 4 года назад +3

    I'm watching this with my plushie Jim ❤️

  • @ShemLunaria
    @ShemLunaria 4 года назад

    I don't think anyone expected Kevin to make ANY good choices. If he did, then the world would end.

  • @grigori5532
    @grigori5532 4 года назад +7

    OH GOD, THE INTRO...

  • @dr.k8610
    @dr.k8610 4 года назад +1

    8:06 from the recommended, I can tell that Kevin is a man of culture and fine taste

  • @Mielikkiii
    @Mielikkiii 4 года назад +3

    What is money to me? Everything
    *twitch viewers start donating frantically*

  • @erfal19
    @erfal19 4 года назад +1

    Kevin: I don't think I'm alive anymore!
    Game: *THAT'S IT!*

  • @KenanVonKaiser
    @KenanVonKaiser 4 года назад +6

    12:04 Edit Error!

  • @killerbadger6668
    @killerbadger6668 4 года назад

    I like how the background changes from enjoy your retirement, to endure your retirement

  • @lionwilliams5390
    @lionwilliams5390 4 года назад +8

    Play The Confession! It just came out and it's disgustingly hilarious! On steam for less than a quid right now.

  • @MrCONHAWK
    @MrCONHAWK 4 года назад

    I did a tourism course last year and am finished now graduating in October and ouch the truth hurts

  • @dragonfan8647
    @dragonfan8647 4 года назад +3

    Day 319 of thanking Kevin for being awesome and making me laugh every day.

  • @mikyto7313
    @mikyto7313 4 года назад +1

    "If you wanna give it try yourself."
    Kevin...it comes out on the 25th of September! We CAN'T.

  • @beegod255
    @beegod255 4 года назад +39

    Day 10 of telling Kevin to revisit The Bee Movie Game

  • @kamiluss9206
    @kamiluss9206 4 года назад

    The reason why kevin is the best at the haircut sport is because his hair style never changes

  • @faybbennett
    @faybbennett 4 года назад +39

    I opened this infront of my mum, not impressed kevin >:(

  • @escanor8798
    @escanor8798 4 года назад

    You can never have enough of kevin 😂😂 dont be upset kevin