I played GTA as a Dating Game and this happened...

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Комментарии • 707

  • @SquirellFriend
    @SquirellFriend 2 года назад +1084

    She said she'd get you out of the hospital for free, not that you'd be alive when she did it

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 2 года назад +19

      Hence the necrophilia coment. Her pretense that it was too much for her was undoubtely bullshit.

  • @helizaj2620
    @helizaj2620 2 года назад +2343

    The girlfriend casually mentioning a plane crash, Kevin’s “oh nooOOOoo” as he lost control of the plane, the scream of said girlfriend followed by the sound of an explosion…
    A cinematic masterpiece.

    • @DemianCorvus
      @DemianCorvus 2 года назад +35

      Yeah, Kevin is a cinematic genius

    • @UtopssAKAPJ
      @UtopssAKAPJ 2 года назад +19

      normal day in the life of Kevin lol

    • @HugeESmalls
      @HugeESmalls 2 года назад +50

      If you look closely she actually jumps out too and lands on the side of the building, meaning she'll be back for the sequel for revenge

    • @iamastanchion3598
      @iamastanchion3598 2 года назад +1

      Such a masterpiece.

    • @Jetfox967
      @Jetfox967 Год назад +1

      Indeed it is.

  • @lumxty
    @lumxty 2 года назад +1272

    the necrophilia comment, the intense mood swings and the hearse? cj honestly dodged a nuke with that first girl

    • @epbicfortnitegamer
      @epbicfortnitegamer 2 года назад +59

      fatherless username

    • @doukzu
      @doukzu 2 года назад

      @@epbicfortnitegamer fatherless comment

    • @Cheesecake_666
      @Cheesecake_666 2 года назад

      @@epbicfortnitegamer what does someone not having a father have to do with a picture?

    • @Eric-iu4dz
      @Eric-iu4dz 2 года назад

      @@epbicfortnitegamer maidenless comment

    • @reneethegreat2044
      @reneethegreat2044 2 года назад +122

      I love your username

  • @arcofspira
    @arcofspira 2 года назад +2313

    Kevin isn't just military, political, business, farming, and gaming genius, he's also a romance genius. No wonder Anna fell for him.

    • @EtrnayDad
      @EtrnayDad 2 года назад +112

      So many more people than just Anna fell for him

    • @alihaddi4099
      @alihaddi4099 2 года назад +108

      Thank God he never took her flying.

    • @GrippingHorizon
      @GrippingHorizon 2 года назад

      I also fell for him, handsome son of a bitch he is

    • @dearcase3814
      @dearcase3814 2 года назад +60

      He probably took her on a date in a baggage handler. So romantic.

    • @The_Wallflower
      @The_Wallflower 2 года назад +6

      Don’t forget an acrobatic genius!

  • @soundout4000
    @soundout4000 2 года назад +842

    Nearly fell off me chair when you bailed out of the plane "well its been good knowing you", I haven't laughed so hard in a while!

    • @redmist6630
      @redmist6630 2 года назад +4

      how didi he not make a better call saul reference when he said call katie

    • @CoolStoryBro455
      @CoolStoryBro455 2 года назад +3

      It builds up after a while

    • @Rachel-xu4br
      @Rachel-xu4br 2 года назад +11

      I was about to say literally the same thing. I haven't laughed this hard in awhile. The timing on everything at that part is comedy gold.

    • @jtmarlin336
      @jtmarlin336 2 года назад +7

      It was the best part!!!

    • @krazyxki
      @krazyxki 2 года назад +6

      This whole video is golden lmfao I was in tears the whole time! So much chaos. One of his best recently.

  • @DaithiDeNogla
    @DaithiDeNogla 2 года назад +717

    This is your best thumbnail yet bro

    • @DavidSnoopyOfficial
      @DavidSnoopyOfficial 2 года назад +5

      It got changed!

    • @hiimishie
      @hiimishie 2 года назад +5

      shEsHh 🔥🔥🔥

    • @Sleeolo
      @Sleeolo 2 года назад +13

      I feel like this is an inside joke or something, like nogla is the one who made the thumbnail or something

    • @JustJont3
      @JustJont3 2 года назад

      Hey Nogla big fan your a inspiration

  • @shannonr3968
    @shannonr3968 2 года назад +232

    "This car can't fly you b*tch". 😆 One of my fav lines by a GTA NPC. SA has some of the best NPC dialogue.

    • @Jules-69lol
      @Jules-69lol 2 года назад +23

      For me it's Smoke screaming NOOOOOOOOOO when you fly with him in the car

  • @Patterrz
    @Patterrz 2 года назад +357

    in san andreas, a date with only 2 murders is a boring affair

    • @WildRabiea
      @WildRabiea 2 года назад +8

      That's what the plane crash lady thought before her demise

    • @Twinklethefox9022
      @Twinklethefox9022 2 года назад +4

      Wait you watch call me Kevin videos too? Where else are you going to be?

    • @WildRabiea
      @WildRabiea 2 года назад +3

      @@Twinklethefox9022 Imagine, Pat actually has other interests than Pokemon and streaming, just like the rest of us 😅

    • @Twinklethefox9022
      @Twinklethefox9022 Год назад

      @@WildRabiea I'm just surprised and concerned a bit to see him watching Kevin's content. What if Kevin's brand of humor gets into Pat's videos? XD

    • @Zeldagaming7
      @Zeldagaming7 Год назад

      Everywhere I go , I always see your face

  • @jessicamay9587
    @jessicamay9587 2 года назад +221

    GTA but the only thing you're stealing is hearts

  • @thevideoman12
    @thevideoman12 2 года назад +353

    "Or hes into some kinky stuff because he has a baton"
    Judging by this statement, either Kevin is very, very kinky, or not kinky at all.

    • @danielmallory4687
      @danielmallory4687 Месяц назад +6

      He grew up catholic so that doesn't narrow it down

  • @Youthfullegend
    @Youthfullegend 2 года назад +215

    14:02 Funny how Barbara actually jumped out the plane and landed safely on the rooftop.

    • @maxbracegirdle9990
      @maxbracegirdle9990 2 года назад +60

      With the speed she hit that corner, I wouldnt exactly say "safely." I mean, she didn't seem to be bothered by it, but there is no real way down or up from that bit of the roof so it's not really a W for her...

    • @User-hg1jk
      @User-hg1jk 2 года назад +31

      She got close… but didn’t land it

    • @CrowAndRedString
      @CrowAndRedString 2 года назад +23

      Falling 20 stories out of a plane onto concrete is not landing safely

    • @WakelessLon
      @WakelessLon 2 года назад +13

      she still fell 20 stories and fell on a higher balcony, you can kind of hear the bones crunch

    • @MaxerV19
      @MaxerV19 2 года назад +30

      @@WakelessLon she hit the ground and survived, you can tell because it didn't give him the unique message "your girlfriend is dead"

  • @ratedasmr7811
    @ratedasmr7811 2 года назад +258

    “Remember where we parked by the way” Ah a true Kevin classic

    • @avb5424
      @avb5424 2 года назад +5

      Ah brings me back

    • @69Cherry69
      @69Cherry69 2 года назад +6

      “Remember where we parked, boys” brings a tear in my eye

  • @akuma2918
    @akuma2918 2 года назад +72

    "And that, my fellow cult members, is how I met your mother."

  • @katieheath
    @katieheath 2 года назад +35

    As a Katie who works in a hospital, i feel well represented in this episode

    • @Dovah_Slayer
      @Dovah_Slayer Год назад +14

      I almost thought that said Katie Health

  • @nextjen740
    @nextjen740 2 года назад +43

    Katie was just showing you what it’s like from the other side when you give npc’s mixed messages

  • @quintenvandenberghe2496
    @quintenvandenberghe2496 2 года назад +36

    I’m going to start forcing Kevin to pay my medical bills… I think I pulled a muscle in my belly while laughing at this video and I deserve compensation.

    • @cecil2742
      @cecil2742 2 года назад +13

      Call Katie ;)

  • @rebeccawright9729
    @rebeccawright9729 2 года назад +14

    The “hey baby you got baggage, I got you covered” broke me 😂😂

  • @spookykitten94
    @spookykitten94 2 года назад +33

    Not even 2 minutes in and Kevin has CJ looking like he's about to go to a coffee shop to "work on his novel"

  • @docette2015
    @docette2015 2 года назад +109

    Kevin showing off why the ladies love him -- he takes them on dates involving long drives across town in a baggage handler, tons of fast food, aerial views of the city (followed by death-defying stunts), and getting loads of tattoos all on his lonesome. Anna must be swooning now. XD

    • @masonyoung1502
      @masonyoung1502 Год назад +4

      Long walks around town with a baggage handler*

  • @AshleyAdam16
    @AshleyAdam16 2 года назад +18

    I can't stop laughing over the chick bored from his insane plane flying

  • @humlegard-gaming
    @humlegard-gaming 2 года назад +164

    Watching Kevin play gta is always a great time!

  • @Evanz111
    @Evanz111 2 года назад +24

    1:09 - damn the graphics inside that store actually look fantastic with the lighting. If only the rest of the game looked as upgraded as that, it would actually be a decent remaster.

  • @michaelklos1
    @michaelklos1 2 года назад +18

    I'm dying laughing. 🤣
    All the years back when I played this, I didn't have this kind of fun...that ending...🤣

  • @mario6254_
    @mario6254_ 2 года назад +122

    Kevin is a dating Genius.

    • @fawnieee
      @fawnieee Год назад +1

      That's how he got the beauty that is Anna.

  • @nicololacson1709
    @nicololacson1709 2 года назад +26

    Kevin making CJ wear the exact outfit that I always wore and thought was very cool during my high school years is just 🤣🤣🤣

  • @sllimjimsinkhole
    @sllimjimsinkhole 2 года назад +30

    Well a Kevin GTA video means I'm reminded of Grog and need to go rewatch those streams again.

    • @cecil2742
      @cecil2742 2 года назад +9

      I know right I miss grognak attorney at law esquire
      MD every day

  • @ghrasta.
    @ghrasta. 2 года назад +3220

    Day 301 of asking Kevin to play Disney Princess: Enchanted Journey

    • @woofyou1186
      @woofyou1186 2 года назад +11

      😬

    • @yeahmike3847
      @yeahmike3847 2 года назад +9

      Day 1 of

    • @g2timmywonka
      @g2timmywonka 2 года назад +28

      Poor kid

    • @madisonuncapher6604
      @madisonuncapher6604 2 года назад +91

      I love that I keep seeing this 😂 KEVIN, DO IT FOR THE FAAANS!!!

    • @ffaemt3388
      @ffaemt3388 2 года назад +25

      I would also like for him to put on an unhinged sock puppet shoe for us

  • @zeykriid
    @zeykriid 2 года назад +55

    the only thing I wanted to start my birthday: a CallMeKevin video
    my birthdays always suck, but your absolutely unhinged content gives me strength to make it through it lmao
    love u kev

    • @maxbracegirdle9990
      @maxbracegirdle9990 2 года назад +10

      Happy birthday. Hope you have a good time however old you're turning. Everything's only what you make of it so it doesn't have to suck (or some other boring motivational crap that doesn't actually mean anything) 🥳🤯🎁🎇🎆🎇

    • @Skinned_fried_n_cut_up_potato
      @Skinned_fried_n_cut_up_potato 2 года назад

      You better have a good birthday, bitch!

    • @sincerelybonnie
      @sincerelybonnie 2 года назад +3

      Happy birthday!

    • @pinktribble
      @pinktribble 2 года назад +3

      Happy Birthday! 😊

    • @nush_in_bootz
      @nush_in_bootz 2 года назад +3

      Happy Birthday!!

  • @lotllady
    @lotllady 2 года назад +14

    CJ finding love in the warm embrace of the homies is probably the best ending.

  • @ItsHarleyYT
    @ItsHarleyYT 2 года назад +18

    i like how kevin calls the pants a new name everytime 😂😂

  • @iusedtowrite6667
    @iusedtowrite6667 2 года назад +52

    GTA has always been a love game. I mean look at Grognak everyone loved her. She had so many romances and more.

  • @joseromero3453
    @joseromero3453 2 года назад +3

    "This car can't fly you b!tch" 😭😭🤣🤣 perfect ending lol

  • @basicbluetrash
    @basicbluetrash 2 года назад +17

    I don't think I've laughed this hard in a while 😂 Keep it up Kev!

  • @rhawkas2637
    @rhawkas2637 2 года назад +4

    Not gonna lie, when I saw the car fly off at the end, I thought CJ and his homies were going to Hogwarts. XD

  • @beardedmimic6364
    @beardedmimic6364 2 года назад +9

    Everytime I watch one of your videos I always crack up 😂 never change kevin!!

  • @jazzpancake1167
    @jazzpancake1167 2 года назад +9

    I love some red chonglers. Nothing better!

  • @corriebergmann5453
    @corriebergmann5453 2 года назад +3

    🤣🤣 Kevin's cute little Irish voice; "I am a gangster! Don't throw bottles at me!"

  • @Backwayonly
    @Backwayonly 2 года назад +7

    One of the funniest videos from you in a while :D

  • @seidimeow
    @seidimeow 2 года назад +53

    all we need is ray foley to really get the full experience of dating here 💖

    • @MaxerV19
      @MaxerV19 2 года назад +1

      There's 4 replies but i see none of them

    • @seidimeow
      @seidimeow 2 года назад

      @@MaxerV19 yeah same here, also my other comment ??? 🙆 maybe they're s p a m

  • @davidmackayy
    @davidmackayy 2 года назад +86

    Is that an RPG in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me? 👀

    • @kelias22
      @kelias22 2 года назад +4

      it indeed is an RPG

  • @amarantafishygarcia
    @amarantafishygarcia 2 года назад +2

    I happened upon this channel while I'm going through a hard-core manic sims playing episode and honestly I'd watch this man play anything and I'd be happy to be here 😂

  • @yoerivd6513
    @yoerivd6513 2 года назад +4

    I have not laughed so hard latley until the plane crased🤣🤣🤣🤣, amazing video Kevin love the content🙏

  • @charliem4560
    @charliem4560 4 месяца назад +2

    ‘I drove her half way across the state for fast food’ 😂😂😂

  • @taras6377
    @taras6377 Год назад +3

    i have never genuinely laughed out loud as watching a video as much as i have with kevin's videos

  • @orangetangyvideos
    @orangetangyvideos 2 года назад +12

    Damnit I'm on holiday without WiFi and Kevin keeps uploading really interesting videos...
    Fuck it I'm using data for this one

  • @GA-eh4nl
    @GA-eh4nl 2 года назад +12

    Thank you for the happy ending Kevin, I appreciate that :)

  • @seidimeow
    @seidimeow 2 года назад +27

    so I'm gonna go ahead and accept this video as my early boreday gift, as it is my bday tomorrow and kev doesn't post- thanks kev & cult 👋🥳

  • @scotsman9869
    @scotsman9869 2 года назад +2

    Ganggreen …… the single best joke you’ve ever said Kevin !! 🤣🤣

  • @matthewdavis3125
    @matthewdavis3125 6 месяцев назад +1

    Kevin saying “Get him homies!” Is hilarious.

  • @soul02
    @soul02 2 года назад +2

    Ngl the gang green caught me by surprise and I laughed way too hard

  • @SailorRoseRed
    @SailorRoseRed 2 года назад +1

    2:02 words I thought I'd never hear Kevin say it makes me blush cause my name is Katie. LOL

  • @Non-Negotiable
    @Non-Negotiable 2 года назад +4

    I can relate to that garage explosion! 😆

  • @brenteyskens1924
    @brenteyskens1924 2 года назад +1

    I have a game suggestion: spiderheck, it’s a game that just came out, and it’s super fun, you play as a spider and you can even get lightsabers and swing around and there’s really fun solo levels to do and also PVP and co op, so it would be really cool to see you play it Kevin, because love all your videos, your so cool and fun to watch 😁

  • @o76923
    @o76923 2 года назад +1

    My internet died and I'm running out of data left on my phone for the month but this video was definitely worth it. I love it when you pobody's nerfect stuff in games.

  • @FUCKINGRI0T
    @FUCKINGRI0T Год назад +1

    8:16 omg Kevin has an ecosphere on his desk, sooo cool

  • @bagrCZ
    @bagrCZ Год назад +1

    this was great, I used to do this kind of stuff all the time in the original, great trip down the memory lane

  • @perturbedbatman2009
    @perturbedbatman2009 2 года назад +21

    This videos proves Kevin is a romance genius.

  • @jitterbugging
    @jitterbugging 2 года назад +3

    7:27 "No officer! I'm serious! This guy really just ran into my chainsaw!"

  • @TheTheoTherone
    @TheTheoTherone 2 года назад +1

    The daytime night vision made the coolest glow on the walls of my darkened room lol

  • @annieschmidt2081
    @annieschmidt2081 2 года назад +4

    Kevin playing GTA as a dating sim as if that's not Grognak the Destroyer Attorney At Law, Esquire, M.D.'s entire storyline....

  • @avocadoqueenytb
    @avocadoqueenytb 2 года назад +4

    I laughed so hard, thank you 😊

  • @pravitkeyo9167
    @pravitkeyo9167 8 месяцев назад +1

    10:50 Kevin got PTSD from that

  • @-Gunnarsson-
    @-Gunnarsson- 6 месяцев назад +1

    The plane incident got me 😂
    Your date is over 😂

  • @martajajackson1836
    @martajajackson1836 5 месяцев назад

    00:45. The way he RAMMED that officer.😂😂😂

  • @emmadobbins694
    @emmadobbins694 5 месяцев назад +1

    That MOST white/Irish "Get him, homies!" legitimately took me out

  • @overlee
    @overlee Год назад +5

    I genuinely haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Which is a shame because I have had two kids and the old pee canal ain't what she used to be.

  • @TheYellowFlyingFish
    @TheYellowFlyingFish 2 года назад +6

    lol this is definitely one of the funnier vids in a while you've made

  • @AntoineHomenPot
    @AntoineHomenPot 2 года назад +1

    "I love The Simpsons in Spanish"
    Such a great dubbing work Mexico did.

  • @aryank8497
    @aryank8497 2 года назад +4

    It you need a lawyer call Saul but if you need healthcare call Katie

  • @JaelyGirl
    @JaelyGirl Год назад +1

    Im suprised Barabra survived, she in fact did not go down with the plane shes probably stuck on the skyscraper if you pay attention enough to see her feet.

  • @grousewithakeyboard
    @grousewithakeyboard 2 года назад +3

    I guess I can get rid of my insurance thanks to Katie. 🙏 Prayers

  • @loganwolv3393
    @loganwolv3393 2 года назад +3

    "I'm divorced with two kids, still intrested?" Damn R* is really good at poking fun at everyone lmao.

  • @craftmastr
    @craftmastr Год назад +2

    Can't wait for the prequel of this video titled "Better Call Katie" where she's in medical school

  • @samjosef2678
    @samjosef2678 2 года назад +5

    Hey Kevin!! Happy to see you!! Would you ever sing a cover of a modest mouse song for me 🥺

  • @pioneerpassenger
    @pioneerpassenger 2 года назад +5

    I lost it when the guy ran into the chainsaw

  • @scxiao
    @scxiao 2 года назад +4

    This went better than when Kevin actually tries to play the game like you're supposed to

  • @MidnightMisterSuki
    @MidnightMisterSuki 2 года назад +1

    Thanks Kevin, I really needed this

  • @NoteToLoser
    @NoteToLoser 2 года назад +5

    I can't believe this video ended the same way that Grease (1978) ended! Kevin has written a true love story for the ages

    • @NoteToLoser
      @NoteToLoser 2 года назад +1

      No but literally the film Grease ends with the main characters flying away in a car

  • @johnrox3554
    @johnrox3554 2 года назад +1

    GOD DAM! CJ looks like the hipster guru in that second outfit(1:10). Can I have one decaf mocha tea?XD

  • @MrMarket1987
    @MrMarket1987 2 года назад +8

    Katie really is the best girlfriend though. You're rather likely to get shot at by cops than arrested by them, so you might as well get her first to maintain all weapons upon deaths in general. That said, Helena gave you access to a pretty reliable weapon stock area. For all intents and purposes, if you got all the Pearls/Oysters, you also made dating much easier for you in general.

  • @jakeadshead8537
    @jakeadshead8537 2 года назад +1

    That sick A.I reverse turn at 4:30 though...

  • @Asya_msc
    @Asya_msc 2 года назад +2

    And you are still so sassy 🥺🔥

  • @callmeturg1590
    @callmeturg1590 2 года назад +2

    Better call katie!

  • @janjavorsek7391
    @janjavorsek7391 2 года назад +1

    16:10
    "Raise up, lil b*tch"
    "Denisee?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @shumpp
    @shumpp 2 года назад +1

    Love your vids

  • @dailydoseofgamingbuzzz
    @dailydoseofgamingbuzzz 2 года назад +2

    The ending is gold lmao 18:07

  • @Hepheat75
    @Hepheat75 2 года назад +2

    Another banger, thanks Kev.

  • @l0STstylebender
    @l0STstylebender 2 года назад +2

    I love and understand your video

  • @MoostachedSaiyanPrince
    @MoostachedSaiyanPrince Год назад +1

    14:03 - if slow don't the playback speed, you can see that Barbara exited the plan as well, but now she's stranded on the ledge of a skyscraper. I actually think that's funnier.

  • @cassietaylor7794
    @cassietaylor7794 2 года назад +1

    07:29 I can't stop laughing at the pause and turn of the camera.

    • @LeFroge
      @LeFroge Год назад

      That part really caught me off guard 😂😂

  • @Foxtrotopia
    @Foxtrotopia 2 года назад +3

    "I just solved the American healthcare system. Call Katie"
    #KevinforUSPrezident!!!!

  • @hailey_games
    @hailey_games 2 года назад +1

    This was hilarious. Please do another one!!

  • @rotroom
    @rotroom Год назад +2

    "id shoot you and no one would say a thing" me trying to pick up men

  • @larrylassiter5177
    @larrylassiter5177 2 года назад +4

    I miss the “My name is Kevin” intro. I constantly forget I’m watching Kevin and need a reminder at the beginning of the video :/

  • @xMrLucas16
    @xMrLucas16 2 года назад +3

    I like how the car at 4:28 was going backwards and Kevin completely missed it

  • @thegamingcephalos9412
    @thegamingcephalos9412 2 года назад +1

    I wonder if Kevin could play the Minecraft Comes Alive Reborn.
    It has all what Kevin needs:
    -giving gifts to people
    -making friends and enemies
    -getting a wife and kids
    -putting his kids into hard work for free
    -and more
    He can also be a leader of any village. I wonder how he'll cause chaos in that minecraft mod.

  • @iris-christina
    @iris-christina 2 года назад +3

    Hey Kevin, just wanted to tell you that I really appreciate you making videos. Your voice is actually calming. I like to watch/listen to your videos right before sleeping. And yes, this is supposed to be a compliment.

  • @Hattrick986
    @Hattrick986 2 года назад +2

    Kevin is a dating genius.

  • @Haliceph
    @Haliceph 2 года назад +1

    Kevin is a trucking genius

  • @washedblue
    @washedblue Год назад

    1:02 was thinking this is the most fashionable Kevin's ever made CJ, but of course that didn't last long lol
    I also like how the cops saw someone drive off a building onto the street at 8:36 and thought nothing of it