@@husseinosman4342 Dunkey does not have a high opinion whatsoever of Assassin's Creed, so him saying that he preferred the new AC game over this means he thinks this is terrible.
I still remember that naughty dog who made that video game with other dogs in a cave. When all the other dogs died during the development he said "i'm the last of us."
I love Dunkey addressing George as if he has anything to do with anything anymore. Really brings me back to a simpler time where medichlorians were the worst of our problems.
@@FuzedBox i disagree. a whole movie trilogy shouldn't suffer from bad directing, production planning, and is an overall mess for the sake of memes. Could've given us a good trilogy that also gives us smooth memes.
@@Scufflegrit yea little bro built "a robot to help my mom with chores" and the robot can't even bend his fuckin arms. Lol Or the time he blew up a giant droid ship accidentally in space.
You know it's AAA when the AI acts like your dad when he pretended to lose against you when you were a kid. It's almost like it's acting dumb on purpose.
I’ve determined that the main character is actually a person who paid for a theme park experience (similar to Westworld) all the actors are faking pain and defeat to make her feel like a winner and get her moneys worth.
@@mcfresh4913 The problem with Star Wars is the fans being obsessed with lore. It literally can't have endless possibilities because I will throw a riot until Glup Shitto makes an appearance.
So true, I don't know how you feel about Last Jedi but having seen all 9 films (except episode 9, couldn't even finish it), the Last Jedi was easily the most inventive and interesting Star Wars movie since A New Hope. It's a shame fans reacted so poorly to it, but liked Force Awakens which is the epitome of mediocre and uninspired.
@mcfresh4913 That's an absolutely wild thing to say. The pre-disney Old Republic era is widely considered by many to be the best of star wars and is very beloved.
@@victordoesyoutube lol the last jedi is one of the wprst things to ever happen to star wars, it absolutely destroyed Luke as a great character among many other things wrong with that awful movie, it's so bad that reading your comment praising it made me feel a little bit of projectile bile bubbling up from my throat
Does AAA literally now mean "Bad game producer"? Is it a mark of shame rather than honour? Should game designers now be competing to NOT be a AAA game producer?
@@Commander_Shepard. Ubisoft actually consulted Activision Blizzard for their experience of casting couches, they use them all the time in that office I hear. Right next to the nursing room.
@@bruuuuuuuuhhhh It's funny to see the way people talk about the modern games. Origins is shockingly well loved, relatively speaking, with people almost pretending it somehow isn't far closer to Odyssey and Valhalla in gameplay than the prior games just because Egypt was amazing and Bayek is a fantastic character. But then we get to Odyssey and everyone remembers like "hey wait a minute, this isn't the old AC games!" and then you either hate it for not being a "proper" AC title, like it as long as you pretend it's not an AC title or love it either way. Then there's Valhalla which...personally I thought was great until I realized how many fucking regions there were and how they had their own probably mediocre story to do. There were definitely some highlights but I tapped out not long after the dope stuff with Ivar. His story and with the kid was fun, but they just went overboard. Then there's the people who criticize it for something beyond its control which is the lack of dense buildings because it's in FUCKIN VIKING ERA ENGLAND WHAT DO YOU WANT, PEOPLE!? The couple of cities that they do have like the one with the old Roman arena are actually pretty sweet. It's just that England was(/is?) a dreary ol muddy shithole. I actually liked the environments though and it reminded me a lot of The Witcher 3 at times. Oh yeah, and then there's Mirage, which somehow is the closest to a proper AC game we've had in centuries and everyone hates it lol
I wish NPCs reacted more realistically to this unassuming lady bareknuckle boxing stormtroopers into unconsciousness with wild haymakers. She's an absolute monster, and no one in the game makes note of it.
Oh come on. I mean everyone knows that all it takes to one hit KO a career Soldier in ballistic plate is a 105lb nobody throwing a wild sissyfist from directly in front. Jeez.
lol why couldn't they give her something like a retractable baton or high-tech knuckdusters? Chinning a fully armoured soldier with her bare fists looks ridiculous.
I'm paying $780 dollars to play this game on the PS5 Pro. The system is said to have so many teraflops that Dawn Solo's lizard will become powerful enough to grab stormtroopers from light years away.
a "lightyear" is a unit of measurement of TIME not distance, that's why its called a YEAR. midwits everywhere. learn astrology if you're going to comment on it.
@@Zarnubiuspretty sure that’s not even correct, light year should be the distance light travels in one year, therefore a unit of distance- unless you’re joking lol
Mandatory level transitions by sliding or crouching through obstacles, or walking soft cut scenes are the most tripple A thing the industry has to offer.
@@pixellord2370 yeah its literally crazy that the best game of the year is kind of just amazing because it doesn't chase trends, or try to be more then it is. Big lesson for developers.
@@pixellord2370 It's not really that they made fun of it (Astro Bot isn't a mean spirited game, it's the exact opposite, it's celebratory), it's that the dedicated game levels are designed to replicate some of the most standout elements in people's minds. For God of War it was the axe, the puzzles with the axe, the strength of kratos, opening chests, hunting ravens, epic scale, etc. That includes crawling through spaces and such. For the Uncharted one they even tried to make the player take cover behind stuff (even though they didn't have a cover system) to try and replicate the things that stand out in people's minds. Also, there is nothing bad about crawlspaces and such, so long as they don't get too long or frequent. The main reason they're even used is to unload prior parts of the level so they can load in the new parts. That's a compromise when games are massive and very high fidelity.
@@suplextrain I wasn't saying it was in a mean spirited way. It just felt sort of like a playful jab at games that utilizes that method often to hide load times. There's nothing inherently wrong with it, it's just that a lot of games utilize the whole "narrow passage thing." I'm not sure if God of War started that though. The level itself is really cool. The music number with Kratos's "boy" was a cherry on the cake.
The most irritating thing to me about Ubisoft is that they've been churning out open world games for over 15 years and NEVER have they bothered to develop a physics engine comparable with say, GT4 or Half Life 2, games that are nearly 20 years old.
It makes me feel like I wish I could be batman so I could use my billions of dollars to start a game company that makes awesome games. AAA quality (like actual AAA quality) but none of the crap. No ultimate or collector's edition no micro bullshit, just awesome games. And sell them for 40 bucks so the other losers don't even have a choice but to follow suit.
Dunkacino's problem was that he was playing with the unfun control schemes. If he'd played with the fun control scheme he'd have been able to find even more zones outside of the quest area!
"oh shit i died" is my new favourite dunkey vocal stim ive added to my roster. along with "CHICKEN! STAND!", "im goin crazy; MEOW!" and literally countless others.
@@thisismyname1940 Whenever I talk to my brother about the sequel trilogy, I always refer to Kylo Ren as "Kyle Renolds" 😂. My bro is always like "Who? Oh, that guy" and gets a smidge bit annoyed that I keep doing that.
This video game feels like they had the concept art and pitch for Solo 2 lying around after the movie was cancelled and just chucked it at a video game developer for them to turn into something. The best parts of this game are the pre existing worldbuilding of the Star Wars skin suit that Ubisoft threw over its usual video game format.
0:13, As someone currently playing the older Assassins Creed games where the interact button grabs items, grabs enemies, picks up bodies and also loots bodies in no particular order without any means of pairing different buttons to different functions, only to learn they just got rid of the grab function entirely in favor of just interacting with items instead of just....pairing the grab function for enemies or bodies to two buttons (like the Arkham franchise with its special moves pairing two buttons together for special grab and throw attacks or grabbing objects and weaponizing them), I feel this in my bones.
I literally played the first one and remember just spamming the Y button on my 360 controller, noticing that I was doing that , getting super bored , and putting down the series ENTIRELY until Odyssey came out.💀
Yahtzee’s latest review where he discusses the gameplay of Outlaws sums it up best. “But how does it play Yahtz?” *5 seconds of agonizing, deafening, unsettling silence* “You. Know. How. It. Fucking. Plays.”
Just a heads up. If you go into Target and see the steelbook they were giving away when you buy the game, get an employee to sell it to you. It will ring up for 5 cents.
All this shit is going to end up in a liquidation store for $1-5. Something that has never changed with star wars, disney, and marvel merch in 20+ years. Funny thing is, that was true before any of them had any official tie ins.
I mean didn't the guy sell the rights like a decade ago now? I say we just let him do his private island billionaire Smaug cosplay with his pile of gold
@@F8isRIPPIN except it's the opposite, in a capitalistic system they would be trying to spend the least amount of money for the most amount of effort possible. Ubisoft has been hurling insane amounts of cash while ensuring the game will fail with how little effort they put in. They are guaranteeing they won't make their money back with how much they spent, and it's not just this game they are burning money with. That's the opposite of what a good capitalist would do. They should be penny-pinching and nickel-and-diming all over the game, not spending millions in order to recreate a low budget experience.
@@GBDupree capitalism doesn't care about effort, it wants cheap mass labor to release more products faster, saying capitalism cares about and rewards effort is like saying communism would 100% work without anything going wrong.
@@Just_another_Euro_dudethey havent made any noteworthy games since Obama was president (outside of 3 yugioh games, 1 of which is pretty good and 1 of which was shut down for lack of playerbase)
That music instantly brought me back to the cantina on Taris, running through the Arena combatants so I can challenge Bendek for his blaster. Gimme them dark side points idgaf.
4:11 Aaaah, that classic KotoR cantina music. The current gaming industry literally makes me play 20+ years old games that are so much more enjoyable than current releases. Crazy.
TERM: AAAA Game DEFINITION: A term used to classify a game that is so janky and broken it surpasses the janky and broken state of a AAA Game. EXAMPLE: "Yo is that the new *AAAA Game* Star Wars Outlaws?" "Unfortunately yes."
I liked the lockpicking minigame. And the time Gobbu Frilk was like “you can’t call them a Khr’dilk unless you’re Khranbudlian. I don’t care if it’s in the song lyrics”
0:50 I know this a joke but if anything that's pretty based. Like those aren't all the same series made by the same people, it used to be they gave out licenses to use their universe to any Joe Bum that had a half decent game idea. We got a lot of crap but when we got a winner, it was a homerun and super unlikely to exist in world where Lucas was too overprotective to let literally anyone take a crack at making a Star Wars game. Like no shot we'd get KOTOR II in a world where corpo execs focus grouped it into oblivion because it was too high concept, or Republic Commandos because a suit walked in during production and demanded more lightsabers because "lightsabers sell, everyone must be a jedi, clones don't make enough money everyone needs a lightsaber."
Funny how corpos say that when Shadows of the Empire exists on both PC and N64 and it was one of the best games in the franchise. To quote a youtuber - "This game is why every star wars game that has ships has a battle of hoth section".
It's obvious that George Studios wrote Cee-Lo Green into the script of the game, assuming that he would be on-board with Star War Game #50. Unfortunately, when Cee-Lo saw the gameplay, he lost his mind, and refused to give them his likeness. By that point, they had already recorded the voice line. That is why Cee-Lo in the game is not Cee-Lo from IRL.
@@cornobjects1173 what's the animal insurance cost in EPSRC? is it billed monthly or yearly, or is it a more subscribe for a year but pay monthly type of deal and why
"I had more fun with that new Assassins creed" Perhaps the most brutal, double edged insult dunkey could ever give
truly
Can you elaborate what did he mean by that?
@@husseinosman4342 Dunkey does not have a high opinion whatsoever of Assassin's Creed, so him saying that he preferred the new AC game over this means he thinks this is terrible.
@@husseinosman4342 Watch his older videos on assassins creed. It'll be way funnier than I could ever put it in a comment that way
@@Prodigial6Does he also hate the Ezio games? They're Assassin's Creed at its finest.
I still remember that naughty dog who made that video game with other dogs in a cave. When all the other dogs died during the development he said "i'm the last of us."
That was good
This actually happened
Why was he so naughty
so true I was the cave
With a box of scraps too
I love Dunkey addressing George as if he has anything to do with anything anymore.
Really brings me back to a simpler time where medichlorians were the worst of our problems.
Medichlorians weren't that bad in hindsight, neither were Jar Jar or sand because they gave us smooth memes.
@@FuzedBox i disagree. a whole movie trilogy shouldn't suffer from bad directing, production planning, and is an overall mess for the sake of memes. Could've given us a good trilogy that also gives us smooth memes.
Remember kids: Anakin built C-3P0. Somehow, Palpatine returned.
@@Scufflegrit yea little bro built "a robot to help my mom with chores" and the robot can't even bend his fuckin arms. Lol
Or the time he blew up a giant droid ship accidentally in space.
@@FuzedBox the prequels were absolutely terrible the modern revisionism that they were good in anyway is insane
You know it's AAA when the AI acts like your dad when he pretended to lose against you when you were a kid.
It's almost like it's acting dumb on purpose.
Can't make the game too hard for the journalists! gotta get that 7/10 rating
stormtroopers are iconically stupid.
I’ve determined that the main character is actually a person who paid for a theme park experience (similar to Westworld) all the actors are faking pain and defeat to make her feel like a winner and get her moneys worth.
AAAA
This I can give a pass, because it's Star Wars and Stormstroopers / Empire being unbelievably bad shots is canon
its honestly impressive that modern star wars media has somehow made the boundless narrative possibilities of a galaxy far far away boring as shit
@@mcfresh4913 The problem with Star Wars is the fans being obsessed with lore. It literally can't have endless possibilities because I will throw a riot until Glup Shitto makes an appearance.
So true, I don't know how you feel about Last Jedi but having seen all 9 films (except episode 9, couldn't even finish it), the Last Jedi was easily the most inventive and interesting Star Wars movie since A New Hope. It's a shame fans reacted so poorly to it, but liked Force Awakens which is the epitome of mediocre and uninspired.
@mcfresh4913 That's an absolutely wild thing to say. The pre-disney Old Republic era is widely considered by many to be the best of star wars and is very beloved.
Yo, it's your host, ghost.
@@victordoesyoutube lol the last jedi is one of the wprst things to ever happen to star wars, it absolutely destroyed Luke as a great character among many other things wrong with that awful movie, it's so bad that reading your comment praising it made me feel a little bit of projectile bile bubbling up from my throat
The return of "OH SHEET I DIED" killed me
Love this line from dunko
what video was that from again?
@@arthurius_3022 The video two videos before this, titled "Black Myth: Wukong", which is actually a video about Ape Escape 2 for the PS2
@@arthurius_3022Wukong
@@arthurius_3022wukong
1:28 Now THIS is AAA. That bartender is so good that they’re cleaning two bottles at once.
That kind of quality should be reserved for AAAA games at least.
Like Skull and Bo-
That's a shaker tin.
Nah breh it's AAAAA
Does AAA literally now mean "Bad game producer"? Is it a mark of shame rather than honour? Should game designers now be competing to NOT be a AAA game producer?
you joke but you should see how shit star citizens bartender is and that's been going 15 years now
To be fair, that was a great looking couch.
JD Vance getting bricked up
An *Amazing* looking couch. Might be the best looking couch I have ever seen in gaming. That couch looks better than my couch in real life
It's perfect for castings and interviews...
@@Commander_Shepard. I’d “cast” Cailee Spaeny real quick. 😉
@@Commander_Shepard. Ubisoft actually consulted Activision Blizzard for their experience of casting couches, they use them all the time in that office I hear.
Right next to the nursing room.
1:49 it was very polite of that guard to lower his weapon so he didn't accidentally shoot the protagonist while she knocked him out
Dunkey saying he enjoyed an Assassin’s Creed game more than this might be the most damning critique I’ve ever seen
“1.3k likes and no comments?? I must fix that”
The last assassin's creed game I played was Odyssey and I remember it being pretty good. Could have been the mushrooms though.
@@buddyguy4723if you divorce Odyssey from the AC franchise I'd say it's pretty good
@@bruuuuuuuuhhhh It's funny to see the way people talk about the modern games. Origins is shockingly well loved, relatively speaking, with people almost pretending it somehow isn't far closer to Odyssey and Valhalla in gameplay than the prior games just because Egypt was amazing and Bayek is a fantastic character. But then we get to Odyssey and everyone remembers like "hey wait a minute, this isn't the old AC games!" and then you either hate it for not being a "proper" AC title, like it as long as you pretend it's not an AC title or love it either way.
Then there's Valhalla which...personally I thought was great until I realized how many fucking regions there were and how they had their own probably mediocre story to do. There were definitely some highlights but I tapped out not long after the dope stuff with Ivar. His story and with the kid was fun, but they just went overboard. Then there's the people who criticize it for something beyond its control which is the lack of dense buildings because it's in FUCKIN VIKING ERA ENGLAND WHAT DO YOU WANT, PEOPLE!? The couple of cities that they do have like the one with the old Roman arena are actually pretty sweet. It's just that England was(/is?) a dreary ol muddy shithole. I actually liked the environments though and it reminded me a lot of The Witcher 3 at times.
Oh yeah, and then there's Mirage, which somehow is the closest to a proper AC game we've had in centuries and everyone hates it lol
@@Taima I haven't enjoyed an AC game since Black Flag personally.
I wish NPCs reacted more realistically to this unassuming lady bareknuckle boxing stormtroopers into unconsciousness with wild haymakers. She's an absolute monster, and no one in the game makes note of it.
Oh come on. I mean everyone knows that all it takes to one hit KO a career Soldier in ballistic plate is a 105lb nobody throwing a wild sissyfist from directly in front.
Jeez.
lol why couldn't they give her something like a retractable baton or high-tech knuckdusters? Chinning a fully armoured soldier with her bare fists looks ridiculous.
they where too cowardly to make her in any way muscular
the people she punches barely make note of it either
Yeah, even Jackie Chan goes “owwie oww ow” when he punches a guy with a helmet on
George Foreman's Star Wars Outlaws game is freaking crazy. Zero boxing, zero grilling, only outlawing
That's a pretty clever joke 😂
You can’t even outlaw, that’s out of the quest zone
BODY BLOW!! BODY BLOW!! No, wait; that was Punch-Out.
:D
I'm paying $780 dollars to play this game on the PS5 Pro. The system is said to have so many teraflops that Dawn Solo's lizard will become powerful enough to grab stormtroopers from light years away.
a "lightyear" is a unit of measurement of TIME not distance, that's why its called a YEAR. midwits everywhere. learn astrology if you're going to comment on it.
@@Zarnubius astronomy. not astrology. unless ur joking.
@@Zarnubiuspretty sure that’s not even correct, light year should be the distance light travels in one year, therefore a unit of distance- unless you’re joking lol
@@Zarnubius Ooh, astrology? Lemme guess, you're definitely a cancer 😂
@@ryoud9783💀
Mandatory level transitions by sliding or crouching through obstacles, or walking soft cut scenes are the most tripple A thing the industry has to offer.
...you know too much.
Astro Bot makes fun of this in the God of War level.
@@pixellord2370 yeah its literally crazy that the best game of the year is kind of just amazing because it doesn't chase trends, or try to be more then it is. Big lesson for developers.
@@pixellord2370 It's not really that they made fun of it (Astro Bot isn't a mean spirited game, it's the exact opposite, it's celebratory), it's that the dedicated game levels are designed to replicate some of the most standout elements in people's minds. For God of War it was the axe, the puzzles with the axe, the strength of kratos, opening chests, hunting ravens, epic scale, etc. That includes crawling through spaces and such. For the Uncharted one they even tried to make the player take cover behind stuff (even though they didn't have a cover system) to try and replicate the things that stand out in people's minds.
Also, there is nothing bad about crawlspaces and such, so long as they don't get too long or frequent. The main reason they're even used is to unload prior parts of the level so they can load in the new parts. That's a compromise when games are massive and very high fidelity.
@@suplextrain I wasn't saying it was in a mean spirited way. It just felt sort of like a playful jab at games that utilizes that method often to hide load times.
There's nothing inherently wrong with it, it's just that a lot of games utilize the whole "narrow passage thing." I'm not sure if God of War started that though.
The level itself is really cool. The music number with Kratos's "boy" was a cherry on the cake.
The most irritating thing to me about Ubisoft is that they've been churning out open world games for over 15 years and NEVER have they bothered to develop a physics engine comparable with say, GT4 or Half Life 2, games that are nearly 20 years old.
This game really makes you immersed in a world where fun is outlawed.
return to quest area
How?
return to quest area 10
return to quest area 9
Return to quest area 8
It's essential for the ultimate smuggler experience to tell you where you can and can't go.
You know it's bad when Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory has better grab animations than a game made 20 years after.
I think it's about on par with Fighting Force on PS1.
So many games are like this..
"Qui-Gon Jinn couldn't go through that shit, he's more powerful than Darth Maul!" had me howling
brilliant
This game really makes you feel like playing something else
It makes me feel like I wish I could be batman so I could use my billions of dollars to start a game company that makes awesome games. AAA quality (like actual AAA quality) but none of the crap. No ultimate or collector's edition no micro bullshit, just awesome games. And sell them for 40 bucks so the other losers don't even have a choice but to follow suit.
First comment.... It was the first damn comment.... Can't you think of anything for yourselves?
@@remarkablehairdo3110 And please, for all that is holy... no shareholders.
You mean Spider-Man?
Like Concord...
...oh, wait.
2:28 The first tom and jerry type of game. Truly revolutionary.
Dunkacino's problem was that he was playing with the unfun control schemes. If he'd played with the fun control scheme he'd have been able to find even more zones outside of the quest area!
Best played with Wii U steering wheel
Yeah but that was only part of the preorder bonus
"Star Wars: Outlaws is a game where it is against the law to have fun."
-Dunkey 2077
you could say fun is outlawed
How does ubisoft still have any fans? Where are they?
nah don't you get it? its against the law to go OUT (of quest area)
fucking genius
"oh shit i died" is my new favourite dunkey vocal stim ive added to my roster. along with "CHICKEN! STAND!", "im goin crazy; MEOW!" and literally countless others.
you can't hate this game, Star George made it all by himself in a cave with metal scraps i think
i heard he had to fight stars for it
"GEORGE LUCAS BUILT THIS FRANCHISE IN A CAVE.... FULL OF SCRAPS!"
"but I'm not George Lucas"
Classic kotor music in the outro. Now that’s a Star Wars video glame
THE Star Wars video game
Exactly he also played some of taris theme in the beggining
*going to Tattooine again* 🥱
*It’s KOTOR and it’s where you get HK-47* 👏🙏🫡☺️🥰
@@thedude3065 video *glame, get it right.
here's a glame from Infoglames
I'm gonna be honest that still looks fun, I'll give it a try lol
And we wonder why the industry is so degraded
Are you and all the likes perhaps Ubisoft employees?
- Jarblunko
fun in a broken and parody-ish kind of way, yea
Not trying to yuck your yum, but you gotta raise your standards.
last time i was this early dunkey was still claiming jabba the hutt was secretly a sith lord the whole time
What damn video was this?
@@gummy_6437 dunkey konga: frozen ape
I mean, he never stopped...
Don't joke about that. He got subpoenaed for that shit!
I read this in Gex's voice.
"It's a game where it's against the law to have fun" was the greatest opening line ever
Hearing the upper city music while seeing this gameplay is just heart-wrenching.
the canteen music from KOTOR 1 is great, but its kind of a knife twist here. like he's saying remember when star wars games were good
Yep. I'm in my 30s, but stuff like this makes me think "👴 Back in my day..."
Back in the day when the only Starkiller was Bendak and we just had Kyles instead of this Kylo bullshit
@@thisismyname1940 Whenever I talk to my brother about the sequel trilogy, I always refer to Kylo Ren as "Kyle Renolds" 😂. My bro is always like "Who? Oh, that guy" and gets a smidge bit annoyed that I keep doing that.
that's the point
Which cantina was it again
That was a damn good-looking couch, though. Quintuple A, at least.
Imagine if you could actually hang out on the couch during spaceflight, that would be pretty sweet.
@@dbateman Woah, let's not get too hasty here. That'd be getting into AAAAAAAAAA territory, we don't have the technology for that.
@@dbateman thats reserved for the sextuple A games only
Only fitting it's a PS Quintuple game only, PS Quadruple is good nuff for Skull and Bones though, but just barely.
they really went all in with that couch, one of them developers must be a couch aficionado
"he just stole a wallet from the force" that caught me off guard 😂😂😂
This video game feels like they had the concept art and pitch for Solo 2 lying around after the movie was cancelled and just chucked it at a video game developer for them to turn into something. The best parts of this game are the pre existing worldbuilding of the Star Wars skin suit that Ubisoft threw over its usual video game format.
EXACTLY
0:13, As someone currently playing the older Assassins Creed games where the interact button grabs items, grabs enemies, picks up bodies and also loots bodies in no particular order without any means of pairing different buttons to different functions, only to learn they just got rid of the grab function entirely in favor of just interacting with items instead of just....pairing the grab function for enemies or bodies to two buttons (like the Arkham franchise with its special moves pairing two buttons together for special grab and throw attacks or grabbing objects and weaponizing them), I feel this in my bones.
It's almost like Assassin's Creed has always been the worst of AAA video games.
@@HOTD108_ people been saying the dumbest of shit on internet bruh
@@singular-f3cits ok brother now just go and follow that npc for 2 hours
I literally played the first one and remember just spamming the Y button on my 360 controller, noticing that I was doing that , getting super bored , and putting down the series ENTIRELY until Odyssey came out.💀
you could say... you feel it in your Skulls and bones...
"This is where all the money went too, the couch graphics. "
4:11 this song caused a brain blast
Its from Knights of the Old Republic right? I know Ive heard it before
@@GilbertVonArphostein Knights of the Old Repulic soundtrack - Pazaak
Literally decided to play kotor for the first time instead of this so I recognized it haha
KNIGHTS OF THE ILD REPUBLIC BABA YYYYYY😂
Hearing that gave me chills. Damn Kotor was SO good.
2:22 Oh yes, famous "OH SHIT I DIED" quote from Wu Kong video is here!
It should become Dunkey's Wilhelm scream
I pray this becomes a Dunkaroo staple, it never gets old.
Yeah I was really happy to hear it again
Star Wars Outlaws makes you FEEL like Glupp Shitto.
underrated comment
Dunkey's favorite studio is still going strong I see.
Yahtzee’s latest review where he discusses the gameplay of Outlaws sums it up best.
“But how does it play Yahtz?”
*5 seconds of agonizing, deafening, unsettling silence*
“You. Know. How. It. Fucking. Plays.”
Just a heads up. If you go into Target and see the steelbook they were giving away when you buy the game, get an employee to sell it to you. It will ring up for 5 cents.
Look at richy rich over here with all his nickles
@@VictoriousJia i bet he can spell show-fur
But then you'd have it...
Sorry, I can't be bothered even as I live at target game aisle, it would cost me a literal Joule of food-energy.
All this shit is going to end up in a liquidation store for $1-5.
Something that has never changed with star wars, disney, and marvel merch in 20+ years.
Funny thing is, that was true before any of them had any official tie ins.
I love the feeling of suspense of finding out whether the video will be about the game in the title or some retro gem
I'm usually disappointed when it's not the latter.
To be fair, that couch looked dope. I'd sleep on that couch no doubt.
Dunkey's semiannual roast of the next Ubisoft offering is quickly becoming one of my new favorite traditions
George is spreading himself thinner than a very thin man idk.
Flat Stanley?
I mean didn't the guy sell the rights like a decade ago now? I say we just let him do his private island billionaire Smaug cosplay with his pile of gold
I'll keep buying every single game, I LOVE it
lmfao the state of the gaming industry is crazy
Make sure you wear a bib so you don't drool on your controller.
"Cutting Corners" sums it up nicely. The corporatization of entertainment is just this: least effort in, most money out.
You can just say capitalism lol.
@@F8isRIPPINyou’re right lol
@@F8isRIPPIN except it's the opposite, in a capitalistic system they would be trying to spend the least amount of money for the most amount of effort possible. Ubisoft has been hurling insane amounts of cash while ensuring the game will fail with how little effort they put in. They are guaranteeing they won't make their money back with how much they spent, and it's not just this game they are burning money with. That's the opposite of what a good capitalist would do. They should be penny-pinching and nickel-and-diming all over the game, not spending millions in order to recreate a low budget experience.
@@GBDupree This is Late Stage Capitalism or Cyberpunk, without the cool shit.
@@GBDupree capitalism doesn't care about effort, it wants cheap mass labor to release more products faster, saying capitalism cares about and rewards effort is like saying communism would 100% work without anything going wrong.
Ubisoft should be outlawed from making video games.
Together with Konami and EA, yeah.
@@Just_another_Euro_dudeat this point, yeah...
thats a good one George
@@Just_another_Euro_dudethey havent made any noteworthy games since Obama was president (outside of 3 yugioh games, 1 of which is pretty good and 1 of which was shut down for lack of playerbase)
lmao
1:23 I saw this joke coming a mile away and it still got me 😂
"I had more fun with that new Assassin's Creed."
This is not a compliment.
It's not meant to be.
Who upvoted this?
The ending music, oh yeah, such a good jam from kotor. Brings up good memorys.
That music instantly brought me back to the cantina on Taris, running through the Arena combatants so I can challenge Bendek for his blaster. Gimme them dark side points idgaf.
4:11
Aaaah, that classic KotoR cantina music. The current gaming industry literally makes me play 20+ years old games that are so much more enjoyable than current releases. Crazy.
2:03 "Say hello to my chocolate blend!"
3:16 Boss Knack
Bawz ak
Lmao 🤣
I love Ceelo, Amazing artist. I was even there during his Valorant tour.
BOT BOT BOT BOT
I remember when. I remember remember
@@-smellerbee-I remember I remember
The Taris music at about 0:50 in just made me nostalgic for when Star Wars games were good.
"Don't worry we'll lose em in the asteroid field-wait no that's out of the quest area sorry."
Holy shit that WOUNDED me.
the Crimson Chin in star wars! What a time to be alive.
3:03 sums up the AAA budget these days
Nice couch 5
Yep. AAA devs these days think that high-end graphics will compensate for ANY and EVERY shortcoming in their games.
The "Cmon George" bit might be my favourite reoccurring bit dunkeys ever done
You lyin
4:01 Wow 4 trash game in one video I cant resist this
1:39 “TONY STARK BUILT THIS IN A CAVE!!! WITH A BOX OF SCRAPPPPSSS!!!”
Crazy that there are 49 Star Wars games and you can count the good ones on one hand.
"Its an opportunity to make millions"
-what big corpo was thinking when making this
no way... you got the joke...
bro never gets wooshed when there's a joke
Yep, but the corpos BRILLIANTLY decided to invest as little time and money as humanly possible.
@@spectacledWolf wow i did not realize i got the joke... thank you very much for telling me again
We’ve finally gotten the truest AAAAAA game
Dunkey is the dunkey of making videos. My favorite part is when he said spaghetti and meatballs. I laughed so hard i vomited, 10/10
This game really makes you feel like you're playing another Ubisoft game from 2015
Holy shit you still exist
Every game they've made since 2012 has basically been a reskin of Far cry 3.
@@JoshDoVids or assassin's creed 3
i broke the law once, never again was i ok after that
The kotor jazz at the end really opened the wound for those who know what is was like back in the day
TERM: AAAA Game
DEFINITION: A term used to classify a game that is so janky and broken it surpasses the janky and broken state of a AAA Game.
EXAMPLE: "Yo is that the new *AAAA Game* Star Wars Outlaws?" "Unfortunately yes."
ubisoft never said this was a AAAA game tho
Game is so realistic that you'll be an outlaw just from having it in your library
I liked the lockpicking minigame. And the time Gobbu Frilk was like “you can’t call them a Khr’dilk unless you’re Khranbudlian. I don’t care if it’s in the song lyrics”
Who knew that the galaxy could be so bland!
And apparently like 75% female suddenly
@@Boofatchareally dude
@@Boofatcha touch grass
this game really makes you feel like star wars should be outlawed
"He is more powerful than Darth Maul" I died
0:43 Donkey donkey donkey donkey... It's clear that you didn'T even watch the aladdin. I mean how could you make a msitake that big.
It's called a joke.
@@jlev1028 Uhmm... Dude...
@@jlev1028 Please go back to school. The American education system will do you better then whatever it is you got going on now.
This is worse than that time I went dinosaur fishing at Laurence Fishburne's house...
0:50 I know this a joke but if anything that's pretty based. Like those aren't all the same series made by the same people, it used to be they gave out licenses to use their universe to any Joe Bum that had a half decent game idea. We got a lot of crap but when we got a winner, it was a homerun and super unlikely to exist in world where Lucas was too overprotective to let literally anyone take a crack at making a Star Wars game. Like no shot we'd get KOTOR II in a world where corpo execs focus grouped it into oblivion because it was too high concept, or Republic Commandos because a suit walked in during production and demanded more lightsabers because "lightsabers sell, everyone must be a jedi, clones don't make enough money everyone needs a lightsaber."
FR. I remember reading some Star Wars comics and thinking that it was way too fun and original to ever be greenlit today.
Funny how corpos say that when Shadows of the Empire exists on both PC and N64 and it was one of the best games in the franchise. To quote a youtuber - "This game is why every star wars game that has ships has a battle of hoth section".
Finally we can confirm that “oh sh*t, I died” will be a recurrent phrase
Love the KOTOR music in the background for the video
I was just thinking this!
"Dunkacino!" Referencing a really bad Adam Sandler movie, Jack & Jill... Amazing. After-all these years, and Dunkey doesn't change!
The "OH SHIT I DIED" made a comeback. I am so happy
Absolutely phenomenal game. I loved the part where Ubisoft outlawed us from playing.
Possibly the best couch graphics ever. They could win an award
2:24 "OH SHIT I DIED" - Dunkey cooked us slowly. I laughed more than I should
It's obvious that George Studios wrote Cee-Lo Green into the script of the game, assuming that he would be on-board with Star War Game #50. Unfortunately, when Cee-Lo saw the gameplay, he lost his mind, and refused to give them his likeness. By that point, they had already recorded the voice line. That is why Cee-Lo in the game is not Cee-Lo from IRL.
I love the KOTOR music in the background. Oh man what a time in life that was
star wars : outlaws really makes you FEEL like ubisoft is operating OUTside of consumer LAWS
Wouldn't be the worst laws they've ignored
Glad to see "OH SHIT I DIED" made a comeback in this video.
The photo of my Star Wars game collection made it into this video. Pretty wild seeing it pop up in dunkys video haha
This game makes you 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭 like an outlaw
The feeling of feeling like an outlaw is never not being felt.
I haven't seen falling to your death animations this bad since 'Smeagol Game' for the Xbox One
Oh man thats a PS5 game too.
I swear this game's entire story is basically "Hey that Gollum game is gonna be turd of the year, what do you think" "I think hold my beer"
I like the use of KOTOR music in the end of the video. A call back to a truly amazing star wars video game
"Star Wars Outlaws is a game where it is against the law to have fun."
- knack
Knack is more fun than this crap.
RIP James Earl Jones. True StarWars Legacy than whatever this game tries to be.
1:06 This is truly a triple-A game, look at the way the character squeezes through the narrow corridor so seamlessly
The stuffed animal looking creature in this game lays eggs, it's official on the star wars lore website, it also grows wings at a later stage in life
So, it's a type of insect?
So do I off enough Jim
Bean
But does it ever go to the Emperor Palpatine Surgical Reconstruction Center at any point? We need to know these things
@@cornobjects1173 what's the animal insurance cost in EPSRC? is it billed monthly or yearly, or is it a more subscribe for a year but pay monthly type of deal and why
If only we could see it take wing!
This game was made by one man in a cave with a bunch of scraps.
Nah I've seen one-person games way more competent than this
God, all of the KOTOR music bumping throughout the video is heartwarming 🤌