Barstool Pizza Review - Giordano's (Chicago)

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  • Опубликовано: 19 ноя 2024

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  • @TheIceMan_
    @TheIceMan_ 6 лет назад +5207

    that guy putting his pizza in the aluminum bag is the equivalent of the Napoleon dynamite scene putting his tots in his pocket

  • @rorymclaughlin1609
    @rorymclaughlin1609 3 года назад +2007

    This dude Dave handles people so well.
    It’s crazy

    • @bboysaif8
      @bboysaif8 3 года назад +147

      New York does that to you, you’ve already seen it all lol

    • @bellabliss1860
      @bellabliss1860 2 года назад +69

      lol he's just a chill dude who wants to share pizza and chat

    • @Celtics20
      @Celtics20 2 года назад +52

      Yeah Dave can talk to anyone. It’s a major skill in my book

    • @SankofaNYC
      @SankofaNYC 2 года назад +62

      Because he talks to people before he judges them… a lesson a lot of people need to learn

    • @dl2310
      @dl2310 2 года назад +7

      @@bboysaif8 yeah but he's from MA. Not even Boston.

  • @josephcanova4810
    @josephcanova4810 6 лет назад +3308

    Has to be top five pizza reviews easy. Dude whips the extra cheese in the bag WTF

    • @wq198mnr
      @wq198mnr 6 лет назад +101

      Joseph Canova not only that, but a bag that’s not even supposed to contain actual food... the food is supposed to be in a container before put in there lmfao

    • @HoneyGarlicWing
      @HoneyGarlicWing 5 лет назад +55

      I’ve been laughing for a good 10 minutes. One of the best I ever seen

    • @MrRaErickson
      @MrRaErickson 5 лет назад +1

      Joseph Canova haha

    • @Gr8thxAlot
      @Gr8thxAlot 5 лет назад +2

      Awesome Chicago!

    • @RJT80
      @RJT80 4 года назад +11

      Massively underrated review. Crazy.

  • @stegofuego1285
    @stegofuego1285 3 года назад +1192

    This was lowkey my favorite one. Seeing a bunch of different people come together and make jokes while sharin some pizza, pretty wholesome

    • @desmundlighten3603
      @desmundlighten3603 2 года назад +17

      Exactly and all love man. Just dont kill anymore seagulls

    • @jeffmitchell5244
      @jeffmitchell5244 2 года назад

      Thats what he misses on the chicago reviews. If you aint gettin car or pizza jacked- the people are a lot more approachable than the NY or jersey ones lol fuckk jersey

    • @tomnook4048
      @tomnook4048 2 года назад +5

      Midwestern hospitality nothing beats it

    • @Frosty98206
      @Frosty98206 2 года назад +2

      Food Has a Way of bringing Different Cultures & Ppl Together.

    • @Killerbee_McTitties
      @Killerbee_McTitties 2 года назад +4

      whenever Diplomats come together, they should share a pizza and discuss and rate it before doing anything else.

  • @GrapeFlavoredAntifreeze
    @GrapeFlavoredAntifreeze Год назад +412

    Dave Portnoy actually had random street Chicagoans holding piping hot slices of deep dish in their hands. As a Chicagoan, this is peak entertainment.

    • @maybeaspider3456
      @maybeaspider3456 Год назад +5

      my favorite was the first guy who got a slice of pizza from Dave, then told the OTHER stranger to have a good day. That's some real midwestern shit right there and I love it

    • @harlanabraham7772
      @harlanabraham7772 11 месяцев назад

      That was pretty entertaining.

    • @vgve26
      @vgve26 8 месяцев назад +2

      This is not scripted.. live and direct from the CHI😂😂

    • @salvagemonster3612
      @salvagemonster3612 4 месяца назад +2

      You mean that he find people to take something for free? In Chicago? Yeah bet that would be tough

    • @ferrariguy6389
      @ferrariguy6389 3 месяца назад

      Dave is retarded.

  • @sachinruparelia
    @sachinruparelia 4 года назад +5003

    One of Samuel L. Jackson's finest performances.

    • @franchisejman595
      @franchisejman595 3 года назад +72

      I thought he looked familiar as soon as he came in frame

    • @irunyoblock
      @irunyoblock 3 года назад +21

      Lmfaooo

    • @ELENTE_
      @ELENTE_ 3 года назад +18

      Hahahaha 🤣😂🤣😂

    • @StefanDimov
      @StefanDimov 3 года назад +11

      :D :D :D best comment!

    • @vasishtvasan75
      @vasishtvasan75 3 года назад +10

      Loooooooooooool

  • @KurtColville
    @KurtColville 3 года назад +3176

    My God, he snatched that box away like he was a seagull himself.

    • @willtalksdisney7477
      @willtalksdisney7477 3 года назад +191

      When your homeless and got your next meal for a little bit hell yeah your snatch that box. He did not mess around at all

    • @fefetegs8994
      @fefetegs8994 3 года назад +12

      Lol😭😂🕊

    • @dash4800
      @dash4800 3 года назад +66

      @@willtalksdisney7477 homeless people in Chicago get free food every day. Sit outside a high traffic are and you either get people giving you to go boxes all day or boatloads of cash.

    • @seanmatthewking
      @seanmatthewking 3 года назад +22

      @@dash4800 How would you know how much food and cash homeless people get?

    • @dash4800
      @dash4800 3 года назад +73

      @@seanmatthewking i go by them every single day. The same people are in the same spots every day. The restaraunts they sit by are on a first name basis most of the time. I eat lunch and watch people give them food every day.

  • @Blueskies1180
    @Blueskies1180 2 года назад +179

    Love it when people come together, no judgements, just sharing food and chatting.

    • @Adamz678
      @Adamz678 8 месяцев назад +2

      Except the homeless guy had to ruin it all by being rude as fk. Just because you homeless doesn't mean you gotta be like that, matter of fact, that attitude of his is exactly why he's homeless.

    • @sacred1827
      @sacred1827 Месяц назад

      @@Adamz678 you went a bit extreme

  • @fhowland
    @fhowland Год назад +120

    Episodes like this are what makes Dave’s reviews the best in the business

  • @bunnywabbit3867
    @bunnywabbit3867 3 года назад +233

    The OG with the blue dress shirt is a straight up low-key boss man

    • @THEHOAG4
      @THEHOAG4 3 года назад +21

      Looks like a mail carrier if you ask me

    • @jjii4182
      @jjii4182 3 года назад +11

      Not even close. Maybe factory line worker.

    • @claytonkickflip7595
      @claytonkickflip7595 3 года назад +8

      BRO what was he even doing there like he came in frame just postteeed in front of the store like what’s going on

    • @owencoventry2435
      @owencoventry2435 3 года назад

      Na bro he’s the factory worker he ain’t the boss

    • @Nick-fy7yi
      @Nick-fy7yi 3 года назад

      @UC2x7h0e24tZJYC2SXKUuqKA you a little bitch you your job doesn’t defy if you a boss or not clown

  • @Optics21
    @Optics21 5 лет назад +880

    I fully knew that guy would end up taking the whole pizza in the end

    • @thatdarnmage1515
      @thatdarnmage1515 2 года назад +27

      Same here. It was the salvaging of the extra cheese that tipped me off

    • @brickfantv
      @brickfantv 2 года назад +44

      The poor other guy just wanted another slice lol

    • @oddgenoo
      @oddgenoo 2 года назад +5

      @@thatdarnmage1515 the dude offered, then wasn’t gonna eat the rest of it… I don’t see how feeding the homeless food that was offered to them is a bad thing LMAOO

    • @BSABD315
      @BSABD315 Год назад

      @@thatdarnmage1515 lmao

    • @BSABD315
      @BSABD315 Год назад

      @@brickfantv another 12 slices

  • @Lilsushi352
    @Lilsushi352 4 года назад +511

    That guy nailed it: it's the cheese, and the sauce, and the crust and the taste. Thats what makes it good.

    • @dyreman20
      @dyreman20 2 года назад +23

      😂😂😂😂😂😂yooo... this had me hollering bro😭

    • @Razzy1312
      @Razzy1312 2 года назад +26

      Nah, you know what makes it good? The pizza.

    • @petearanda7056
      @petearanda7056 2 года назад +5

      Underrated comment

    • @jaebrowne6780
      @jaebrowne6780 2 года назад +3

      Has to be

    • @DominoDD
      @DominoDD 2 года назад

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  • @TheEnixSquared
    @TheEnixSquared 4 года назад +722

    this sort of interaction was inevitable in chicago

    • @shaolinsword9845
      @shaolinsword9845 4 года назад +40

      People in New York will understand you're going to ignore them. Chicago they gonna hunt you the fuxk down lmao

    • @retrobluemusic
      @retrobluemusic 3 года назад +3

      And New York also

    • @retrobluemusic
      @retrobluemusic 3 года назад

      @@shaolinsword9845 yeah but you’ll have guys like these in New York too

    • @a.j.gandenberger6044
      @a.j.gandenberger6044 3 года назад +10

      @@shaolinsword9845 people are nicer in Chicago. Midwest folks. So homeless people don’t just accept they won’t get help lol

    • @MediocreSelf
      @MediocreSelf 3 года назад

      @@fwant2729 fuck New York

  • @bigfacts1858
    @bigfacts1858 3 года назад +39

    Momemts like this when ppl just come together like it aint shit warms my heart. Fuck yeah.

  • @bonkerzisgood
    @bonkerzisgood 3 года назад +86

    He really went in 4 times always grabbing more pizza and cheese like a straight SAVAGE

  • @nftking1
    @nftking1 6 лет назад +393

    one seagull everybody knows the alka-seltzer

  • @brazo274
    @brazo274 5 лет назад +228

    I'm from Chicago, and that is the most Chicago video I've seen!

    • @EzekielDBarrett
      @EzekielDBarrett 3 года назад +3

      Even the Yankees hat?

    • @brazo274
      @brazo274 3 года назад +17

      @@EzekielDBarrett yup! Even the Yankees hat! Chicagoians don't give a shit!! Lol

    • @dennisgardner4952
      @dennisgardner4952 3 года назад +3

      Man that shit was too funny

    • @FUNKOfilms
      @FUNKOfilms 2 года назад +6

      Just wait until you see the one where a car get's stolen right next to them.

  • @johnb2403
    @johnb2403 6 лет назад +883

    I could only imagine what that conversation between Frankie and the homeless guy turned into after the camera went off. Poor Frankie.

    • @marquezindaflesh2877
      @marquezindaflesh2877 6 лет назад +49

      Frankie was never found

    • @scbs7768
      @scbs7768 6 лет назад +90

      He probably sold him a mixtape

    • @vanmoody
      @vanmoody 5 лет назад +33

      A lot of those homeless folks are actually good people. It's just that the drugs got a hold of them. It's very sad. @Nice One

    • @SteveEdward_
      @SteveEdward_ 4 года назад +2

      @@scbs7768 Lmao, dude this is so true, especially in Chicago.

    • @clifftimmons771
      @clifftimmons771 4 года назад +3

      Who the fuck said he homeless

  • @peterparker9214
    @peterparker9214 Год назад +120

    This goofball pulling shit out of his inspector gadget bicycle pack had me dying 🤣🤣🤣 Dave is such a wholesome guy

  • @demonicar
    @demonicar 2 года назад +57

    I had Giordanos as my obligatory deep dish pie when I visited Chicago and I literally thought it was the best pizza I’ve ever had. So did my wife. It’s definitely a knife and fork pie. The crust is so damn good.

    • @SuperLui008
      @SuperLui008 Год назад +1

      It’s the crust! as a Chicagoan no one doesn’t better although Burt’s and pequods are amazing too

  • @RyMastaFlex
    @RyMastaFlex 5 лет назад +777

    That dude is going home to his girl under the bridge like a king with some 10 pizza

    • @Vistafy
      @Vistafy 3 года назад +40

      In a mf aluminum bag that he dropped too

    • @Corn0nTheCobb
      @Corn0nTheCobb 3 года назад +35

      That greedy ass dude ain't got a girlfriend

    • @ivanorozco6645
      @ivanorozco6645 3 года назад +6

      @@Corn0nTheCobb 😂😂😂

    • @alexokin6819
      @alexokin6819 3 года назад +1

      n heroin

    • @tiegideon9816
      @tiegideon9816 3 года назад +3

      @@Corn0nTheCobb he’s just trying to survive

  • @humza_f88
    @humza_f88 6 лет назад +796

    That guy with the beats earphones was waiting so anxiously for Dave to offer him a piece...

    • @d.lawrence5670
      @d.lawrence5670 6 лет назад +118

      haha, yeah he is, isn't he? Then when Dave offers him a slice, he tries to act all non-challant about it, ""...uh, yeah, sure, I"ll take one.." Hilarious.

    • @tRapdontRap
      @tRapdontRap 6 лет назад +58

      @@d.lawrence5670 most people do that when offered free food from a stranger. It's always awkward

    • @gymnastjew3000
      @gymnastjew3000 5 лет назад +12

      Dude I would’ve also 😂 that pizza looks extraordinary

    • @boosteddaily1294
      @boosteddaily1294 5 лет назад +15

      @426ZZZZ stfu, you're on the street

    • @jonjonllamedo9520
      @jonjonllamedo9520 5 лет назад

      Lmaooo

  • @anttony6954
    @anttony6954 6 лет назад +399

    what a SAVAGE.. he said I GOTTA GO TO WORK THEN STAYED STARING AT THAT PIZZA THEN SNATCHED THAT PIZZA THEN FAKE OFFERED A SLICE BACK DANGGGG

    • @thomasrainbow
      @thomasrainbow 5 лет назад +20

      I like that! "FAKE OFFERED". Top comment

    • @DerekOfRivia
      @DerekOfRivia 3 года назад +10

      The way he just those slices in that bag was nuts

    • @Corn0nTheCobb
      @Corn0nTheCobb 3 года назад +21

      He's a god damn vulture

    • @B1998-u3t
      @B1998-u3t 3 года назад +6

      Fucken scandalous

    • @Cruzer871
      @Cruzer871 2 года назад +1

      He’s a menace 😂

  • @Goosinator420
    @Goosinator420 3 года назад +680

    Life before COVID where you could share some slices of pizza with complete strangers and no one even bats an eye

  • @lightspd714
    @lightspd714 Год назад +24

    I went to this place a couple months ago during a trip to Chicago. Best pizza I’ve ever had.

  • @thomasofearth3183
    @thomasofearth3183 6 лет назад +552

    Seagull killer made like his prey and swooped in hard on those slices. Who knew a windshield sun visor doubled as a pizza storage sack. Learn something new every day boys...

    • @fredkoch4659
      @fredkoch4659 5 лет назад +12

      It's a thermo bag

    • @Tloc103
      @Tloc103 5 лет назад +13

      Fred Koch the food is supposed to go into a container before going into the thermal bag lmao!! Dude is a straight crack head

    • @Iburn247
      @Iburn247 3 года назад +1

      @@Tloc103 yup 😂 he just drops the slices in there 😂😂😂

    • @WhatsCookingTime
      @WhatsCookingTime 2 года назад +1

      I know right wasn't even thinking of that

    • @thatdarnmage1515
      @thatdarnmage1515 2 года назад

      Imagine what the inside of that bag looked like before the pizza even went in..you know that mfer been toting raw foods around in that thing daily

  • @GuldenDraak428
    @GuldenDraak428 4 года назад +169

    That dude came out of nowhere like a happy accident wearing a Bob Ross Tshirt and took half of the damn pizza. Thats whats up.

  • @bbcicecreamman
    @bbcicecreamman 6 лет назад +1804

    one crackhead everyone knows the pipe

    • @Sshooter444
      @Sshooter444 6 лет назад +5

      Lol

    • @operatoncreation6396
      @operatoncreation6396 6 лет назад +25

      just one hit, one hit everyone knows the rules

    • @0mnicide
      @0mnicide 6 лет назад +12

      One adderall everyone knows it’s basically legal meth.

    • @ryanlapel3087
      @ryanlapel3087 6 лет назад +12

      @@0mnicide random unrelated and unwitty

    • @ownthispwn
      @ownthispwn 4 года назад +2

      fam im laughing so hard lmaooooo

  • @miseryisme
    @miseryisme 2 года назад +17

    The guy in the blue shirt kept trying to talk to Dave about pizza and Junkman just kept talking over him lol

  • @ClutchGamingLeGiiT
    @ClutchGamingLeGiiT Год назад +32

    Blue shirt guy was mad chill

    • @sacred1827
      @sacred1827 Месяц назад

      maybe I'm too soft but I think blue shirt should have wanted homeless guy to take the rest

  • @chefsweaty5108
    @chefsweaty5108 6 лет назад +618

    “An 8 from the bird killer” lmao

  • @TheTruthTeller5000
    @TheTruthTeller5000 6 лет назад +298

    Love the guy correcting "cheese is the bomb" to the "cheese is great."

    • @humanindica962
      @humanindica962 5 лет назад +13

      BigDaddy Scoops more like Translated

    • @markdouglas1601
      @markdouglas1601 4 года назад +9

      Hes like *sigh...fuckin white ppl* I mean the cheese is good

  • @truthteller4442
    @truthteller4442 6 лет назад +781

    This looks like it could be right out of Chapelle Show. “Cracky the pizza addict.”

    • @bruceleroy3466
      @bruceleroy3466 5 лет назад +7

      Came outta nowhere.

    • @andypandy8192
      @andypandy8192 5 лет назад +1

      yea okay i got that.. what you want some? no okay, i gotta eat you know, hey whats your name?

    • @shaneequalee
      @shaneequalee 4 года назад

      Truth Teller yo I hate you for this😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @wyo1234
      @wyo1234 4 года назад

      what a greedy a-hole

    • @derrickjohnson3656
      @derrickjohnson3656 4 года назад

      Hahhahhahahahaha

  • @taddzttv
    @taddzttv 3 года назад +31

    Prez just attracts other legends I swear. Thats my favourite part about some of these episodes, the organic conversations and funny moments.... Example - "Killing birds and takin cheese"

  • @Mattdoggydogg9909
    @Mattdoggydogg9909 Год назад +22

    I know it's about the taste of the pizza but I'd also take into account how big the slices of pizza are as well. I love some nice big slices of pizza where you only need like about 1 to 2 slices of pizza then you'll be full. Well worth the money if not only the pizza has big slices but also taste great too. I also love some nice garlic crust to the pizzas too.

    • @chazzhammer425
      @chazzhammer425 Год назад

      Buy one of these pizzas and you can eat for 3-4 days. Best deal around

    • @kalebanth8323
      @kalebanth8323 Год назад

      That’s fair but a review is about quality over quantity. Not about how much bout how well.

  • @facetiouslyinsolent8313
    @facetiouslyinsolent8313 4 года назад +71

    I had Giordano's for the first time a few months ago in Las Vegas and I was absolutely blown away. "The bus pulled up, the door opened and I was taken to school". I love pizza and until that day I had no idea what real pizza actually tasted like. I had the sausage and pepperoni deep dish and it spoiled me for life. I just ordered a six pack of them online for my super bowl party. I can't wait!

    • @j3n1us
      @j3n1us 2 года назад +6

      Whole family from Chicago and every visit we murder Giordanos. It’s a chain and people say chain stuff isn’t the best but that place is delicious. I’m glad u could enjoy something from my home.

    • @sergiodabawse
      @sergiodabawse 2 года назад +1

      @@j3n1us I’m the same way, whenever I have friends over from different states. And we’re hungry for some pizza. I always recommend Gio’s stuff. Almost everyone I’ve taken there have enjoyed it. I gotta friend from Wisconsin that can’t wait to eat Gio’s every time he comes to Chicago.

    • @j3n1us
      @j3n1us 2 года назад

      @@sergiodabawse yup, i don’t live there anymore but anytime I go to visit family each year we make it a point to eat as much G as possible lol. And gyros of course. Even the pizza review king himself gave it a massive score so it must be good. And that’s not even his style of pizza.

    • @momanda481
      @momanda481 2 года назад

      My husband grew up in Chicago southside and I grew up in Cali and never knew what real pizza tasted like until he took me there. There is nothing like a Chicago pizza.

  • @humza_f88
    @humza_f88 6 лет назад +266

    This video should have a viewers discretion at the beginning to warn the audience of the violence the pizza is treated with. Its flopped around, thrown in a bag like a banana peel, the box is ripped out of Dave's hands with the pizza bouncing everywhere inside etc. What a mess....

    • @thomasofearth3183
      @thomasofearth3183 6 лет назад +6

      Humza Farooqui 😆😆😆 thanks for the chuckles!

    • @brianregan75
      @brianregan75 6 лет назад +5

      Smh no respect

    • @blueridgenolocals7069
      @blueridgenolocals7069 5 лет назад +4

      God Dam this comment made me laugh. 😂

    • @thomasrainbow
      @thomasrainbow 5 лет назад +1

      It's Chicago fork and knife pizza. What do you expect?

    • @quewon
      @quewon 4 года назад +1

      😂🤣 this comment had me crying!

  • @TacoStacks
    @TacoStacks 6 лет назад +415

    Absolute Electric Factory.

  • @williamwilliams7706
    @williamwilliams7706 11 месяцев назад +5

    One of the best reviews yet. Dave's people skills are amazing.

  • @bridgetdraper5146
    @bridgetdraper5146 3 года назад +11

    I did not hear these men thank you. I thank you for your kindness to strangers! I am a new fan and new subscriber!! You are a hero hosting impromptu pizza party gatherings with strangers💖

  • @jorgeb4963
    @jorgeb4963 3 года назад +93

    This dude is a real life seagull himself! Damn! Never seen him get strong armed for his pizza before

    • @daensanchez3821
      @daensanchez3821 Год назад +2

      Way worse probably

    • @Sock1122
      @Sock1122 10 месяцев назад +1

      Haha a f***ing seagull 😄 stop

  • @mjdeland
    @mjdeland 6 лет назад +527

    Man samuel L jackson really let him self go

    • @gregg337
      @gregg337 4 года назад +48

      That was Samuel L Crackson...

    • @ianodonnell5552
      @ianodonnell5552 4 года назад +3

      Was thinking he looked a little like him too

  • @johnomara849
    @johnomara849 5 лет назад +610

    “Cheese is the bomb”
    What?
    “The cheese is great. Translation.”

    • @erick2good
      @erick2good 5 лет назад +8

      John O'Mara water is wet.

    • @Luketc7
      @Luketc7 5 лет назад +21

      That guy is the best

    • @MATTDALOR1AN
      @MATTDALOR1AN 4 года назад +4

      AHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @Taxx4snaxx
      @Taxx4snaxx 4 года назад +11

      That was hilarious lol

    • @jdubb007
      @jdubb007 4 года назад +18

      This video is full of gems including that translation

  • @Gutowski1944
    @Gutowski1944 3 года назад +17

    Actually, Chicago style pizzas come in 3 styles thin, pan, stuffed. Most locals eat the Chicago thin crust. Pan is a heavy dough pie and the stuffed (deep dish) is usually consumed on special occasions and usually by tourists.

    • @nickjohnson439
      @nickjohnson439 Год назад +2

      spot on

    • @katl1489
      @katl1489 Год назад +1

      Yeah there's straight Italian neighborhoods where you can get that NY style too.

    • @danielkarcis1174
      @danielkarcis1174 11 месяцев назад

      That doesn't make any sense.

    • @Buskeeeeeeee
      @Buskeeeeeeee 3 месяца назад

      Stuffed pizza is different than deep dish.

  • @pc88k
    @pc88k Год назад +41

    No way he’s just tossing a slice in the bag

    • @BinanceUSD
      @BinanceUSD Год назад +1

      It's good pizza

    • @russ6000
      @russ6000 Год назад +1

      so what are you trying to say... lmao

    • @AceofSpades-nd3hy
      @AceofSpades-nd3hy 5 месяцев назад

      Its not like you are going to make it any messier haha…. eating deep dish with hands is pretty much going to have the same results whether out of a box or out of a bag

  • @Andy7907
    @Andy7907 4 года назад +22

    One of my very favourite reviews, this! Great interaction with the passers-by. Went to the International Drive branch of this company when on holiday in Orlando a few years ago. Loved it, but insanely filling...couldn't get anywhere close to finishing it!! Very different to anything we have here in Northern Ireland...but as I say, I loved it!!!

  • @ricardoalon3826
    @ricardoalon3826 4 года назад +72

    He snatched that pie faster than a mouse trap. LMAO

  • @diaryofasummer
    @diaryofasummer 5 лет назад +78

    Lmfao dude had a foil bag ...damn I love Chicago

  • @ianoneill7237
    @ianoneill7237 2 года назад +21

    Thank you for feeding people that look like they need it, and love this channel

  • @civilmetimbers5636
    @civilmetimbers5636 3 года назад +3

    Is this a pizza competition? Says the guy with a Bob Ross t-shirt. I don't know why but that just made my whole day.

  • @sebianoti
    @sebianoti 6 лет назад +56

    I love reviews with random people, this is definitely in my top 5 favourite reviews of yours, number 1 being with the guy looking for the plastic machine 😂

  • @pennywise804
    @pennywise804 6 лет назад +54

    Bird killer not so nice after getting half the pie.....

    • @Theothesleeper
      @Theothesleeper Месяц назад

      he won't be rewarded in heaven thats for sure. people like him make me sick

  • @AS-is4dt
    @AS-is4dt 6 лет назад +853

    one napkin everyone knows the homelessness

  • @conorfeeney1138
    @conorfeeney1138 3 года назад +12

    “You gotta let it cool down some” I fucking love that

  • @thatguy8356
    @thatguy8356 2 года назад +6

    I'm from Chicago and when Dave didn't understand what "the bomb" meant blew me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @herbertvanderwerff7472
    @herbertvanderwerff7472 5 лет назад +21

    This pizza is great!!! Had it last night. First time in Chicago. Absolutely delicious!!!!

  • @BillySotherden
    @BillySotherden 6 лет назад +7

    08:50 Dave's enthusiasm here is unmatched. So excited that someone other than him commented on the 'you dead' line.

  • @ChiSox326
    @ChiSox326 6 лет назад +194

    That guy that’s homeless I knew I know who he was . I’m 42 I worked at a family owned Pizza place on Madison and Wells called Mama Falco’s . I worked there from 1992 till 2005 and that guy was a delivery/ dish guy for a couple of years on and off . His name is Mike I guarantee it don’t remember his last name but wow crazy he’s still running around Downtown homeless doing his thing lmao wow

    • @stepheng887
      @stepheng887 6 лет назад +47

      Did the pizzas show up to the customers half eaten?
      “I ain’t no bird killer!”

    • @davearonow65
      @davearonow65 6 лет назад +3

      Who cares?

    • @vanmoody
      @vanmoody 5 лет назад +15

      May God help Mike. Those streets are a rough place.

    • @freddystone7584
      @freddystone7584 5 лет назад +3

      I used to go to Mama Falco’s all the time. I worked at Altman’s Shoes for about a year. Great food at Mamma Falco’s. I would drive there from Roosevelt road too

    • @freddystone7584
      @freddystone7584 5 лет назад +3

      Mama Falco’s has a good Breaded Steak too

  • @thinlion01
    @thinlion01 Год назад +5

    Brother was waiting for another slice and dude just snatched it 😭😂

    • @Lovegun-w4s
      @Lovegun-w4s 9 месяцев назад

      That was rude as hell, he didn't even offer that other gentleman another piece 🫤

  • @VisualHighlights.
    @VisualHighlights. Год назад +13

    This is a normal day in Chicago 😭💯

  • @MrMarkme7
    @MrMarkme7 6 лет назад +205

    Taking cheese, and killing birds lol

    • @derrick2552
      @derrick2552 6 лет назад +2

      Im fucking dyingggggggggggggggg bc i got to the part of the video where he says this while bird killer is is scrapping cheese off the box.

    • @thomasrainbow
      @thomasrainbow 5 лет назад

      Was not expecting any of that

  • @Foxy-nm6gv
    @Foxy-nm6gv 6 лет назад +109

    We got an 8 from the bird killer! Dead! 🤣🤔

  • @AndresLopez-qi5gr
    @AndresLopez-qi5gr 4 года назад +9

    Man, i'm binge watching these and i love how chaotic the reviews are.

  • @ronaldjeffers2415
    @ronaldjeffers2415 3 года назад +6

    You're such a wonderful kind person and you're such a cool person you're awesome we're so proud that you're here in Chicago to enjoy the incredible wonderful tasting Pizza

  • @chrisbruggers8076
    @chrisbruggers8076 2 года назад +10

    He snatched up that pizza so fast

  • @PREDATORxxGAMING
    @PREDATORxxGAMING 5 лет назад +7

    I used to deliver for Giordano's; awesome gig. Best part is whenever there's a screw-up, we'd get to take this stuff home at the end of the shift.

  • @williamlackey123
    @williamlackey123 4 года назад +75

    As someone who has experienced real hunger... this hit me different. Way to be a champ, Portnoy. 💪🙏💯

  • @raventhorX
    @raventhorX 6 лет назад +19

    This video was surprisingly......more entertaining than I originally gave it credit for.

  • @gwlankard1
    @gwlankard1 10 месяцев назад +2

    I love the guy who's like "You gotta let it cool down" like he just said the deepest thing ever.

    • @zf5656
      @zf5656 7 месяцев назад

      Put that I. Your file Frankie
      Lol

  • @ricbulow
    @ricbulow Год назад +15

    The fact this is John Cenas favorite pizza place of all times, makes this more interesting to watch.

  • @smoothforreal4242
    @smoothforreal4242 6 лет назад +198

    "this cheese is the bomb"...
    what?
    "translation.. the cheese was great" 😁😁😁

  • @beno2rasho
    @beno2rasho 5 лет назад +28

    Snatched that box up like a seagull.......lol

  • @LeFuzzyDunlop
    @LeFuzzyDunlop 3 года назад +14

    Actually laughed out loud at this. I really needed that. Thank you.

  • @Ohheyim_rj
    @Ohheyim_rj 2 года назад +2

    This is my favorite review. I love it when random people get together and do random shit

  • @akamjballar
    @akamjballar 3 года назад +1

    That was the best review that I have seen from this channel. Smiling the whole time 😊

  • @MeowzSkulls
    @MeowzSkulls 4 года назад +33

    “Killings birds” “taking pizza” got me laughing

  • @CADguru78
    @CADguru78 6 лет назад +5

    8.4! Dave earned my respect on giving my favorite pizza a solid score.

  • @cameronwilding1096
    @cameronwilding1096 5 лет назад +41

    "Anyone want the rest of this?"
    Yeah I'll have a slice..
    *snatches box*
    ..nah man you dead.

    • @chriscuts7029
      @chriscuts7029 4 года назад +6

      He deserved to get knocked for that

    • @ryry562000
      @ryry562000 4 года назад +13

      And then tries to shake his hand, Na get the fuck out of here with that

    • @bobbyhopkins3129
      @bobbyhopkins3129 4 года назад +9

      Yeah that shit pissed me off. You'd think being homeless would teach him to share more.

  • @imjustacommentator5457
    @imjustacommentator5457 2 года назад +1

    Legendary conversation

  • @blueskiesmom1323
    @blueskiesmom1323 Год назад +1

    This is hands down the best pizza review I have ever seen. I somehow never seen this

  • @zKINGv9399psn
    @zKINGv9399psn 6 лет назад +17

    My mans pulled up hot on the bike talking about some free pizza😂😂

  • @themrjones
    @themrjones 6 лет назад +80

    Frankie hey man what's up, "let me hold 5 dollars".

    • @zKINGv9399psn
      @zKINGv9399psn 6 лет назад +2

      themrjones 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @scbs7768
      @scbs7768 6 лет назад +1

      themrjones ima need about tree fiddy

    • @cletakeover7429
      @cletakeover7429 6 лет назад

      themrjones lmao facts

    • @5pecialFX
      @5pecialFX 5 лет назад

      Faaavv dollla nigga

    • @perisjamesgunn
      @perisjamesgunn 4 года назад

      themrjones 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @DustinTrainer
    @DustinTrainer 6 лет назад +84

    Bob Ross man is the electric factory manager

    • @gearsghoul4500
      @gearsghoul4500 6 лет назад

      really? You're talking about the one in Philly? or is there another one in Chicago?

    • @derrick2552
      @derrick2552 6 лет назад

      @@gearsghoul4500 i thought the same thing. Great memories in the e factory with dB

  • @TheHumanTryp0d
    @TheHumanTryp0d Год назад +2

    Man, these guys are Chicago in a nut shell.

  • @Vyagra_
    @Vyagra_ 10 месяцев назад

    Videos like this are the type that make me love Dave dudes awesome

  • @loveforeignaccents
    @loveforeignaccents 6 лет назад +22

    I always come back to this hilarious video when I'm about to order a stuffed Giordano's!

    • @bmoneyrancidfan91
      @bmoneyrancidfan91 3 года назад

      Is it that good

    • @Cruzer871
      @Cruzer871 2 года назад +1

      @@bmoneyrancidfan91 yes

    • @TheCeraization
      @TheCeraization Год назад

      @@bmoneyrancidfan91 Ate it in Orlando, FL a couple years ago. It really is.

  • @Nightowl333
    @Nightowl333 4 года назад +7

    Giordanos is easily in the 9 point something, I’ve been obsessed with pizza for 20 some years, I’ll do anything to drive to get this pizza. Luckily they have it in Orlando now. I know it’s deep dish pie and different but the taste is so good your eyes can roll in the back of your head.

  • @festeringwound2653
    @festeringwound2653 6 лет назад +55

    I'm from Chicago and Giordanos is my favorite deep dish. But you need to go to vito and nicks for the best thin crust bar pizza

    • @maxwellwooley5937
      @maxwellwooley5937 6 лет назад +3

      Festering Wound have you ever had papa dells thick crust? Similar to giordanos but a little better in my opinion

    • @festeringwound2653
      @festeringwound2653 6 лет назад +2

      Diabeast Fitness no i have not. I live in florida now so no good pizza for me anymore

    • @sandwich3558
      @sandwich3558 6 лет назад +1

      Papa dells... I haven't heard that name in a long time. UIUC classic.

    • @jeffmeyers9128
      @jeffmeyers9128 5 лет назад +1

      Hell yeah south side REPRESENT. Also, Connie's on Archer is good as hell too.

    • @husxle
      @husxle 5 лет назад +1

      @@festeringwound2653 Horrible pizza here in Florida. Especially here in Miami with all the under cooked Cuban pizza everywhere.

  • @JamesConley1234
    @JamesConley1234 3 года назад +6

    Lmao you gotta love the attitude of the Bob Ross guy. He might be down on his luck, but he is definitely a character.

  • @shean991
    @shean991 Год назад +4

    Gentleman # 1:"the cheese is the bomb"
    Dave: "what?"
    Gentleman # 2: "The cheese is great🙃"

  • @smec_
    @smec_ 6 лет назад +38

    One bite, everyone knows I'm hungry now

  • @javiertorres2193
    @javiertorres2193 6 лет назад +8

    "Killing birds, taking cheese... I love it" This man can have a conversation with anyone about anything. So long as there's pizza.

  • @hyper6632
    @hyper6632 4 года назад +23

    I like how portnoy is playing along like all of this going on is normal for him - he tries not to offend anyone and offers slices generously

  • @brian95240
    @brian95240 2 года назад +4

    There are so many hustles going on; simultaneously in Chicago. You just learn to roll with em as they come to you. He found a way to not starve. At least he was polite about it. I've seen Comcheck scams that score $250+ per hit! One man guides out of town truck drivers through construction areas. You've got to admire the drive, but not get suckered either.

  • @Jones922
    @Jones922 2 года назад +5

    Dave isn’t invited to the cookout.. he’s hosting it😂

  • @MattMlcc
    @MattMlcc 5 лет назад +11

    this might be the best review yet. when he started stuffing the cheese in the bag i was dying laughing

  • @dncviorel
    @dncviorel 6 лет назад +56

    One Samuel L. Jackson everybody needs to eat.

  • @ChrisM1234
    @ChrisM1234 4 года назад +17

    3:44
    Biker: "Cheese is da bomb"
    Dave: "What??"
    Helpful chubby participant: "Cheese is great.. translation."

    • @sumswaggaming
      @sumswaggaming 4 года назад

      he said "this cheese is a bum"
      its Chicago slang, he definitely did not say "cheese is da bomb"

    • @mindawakebodyasleep
      @mindawakebodyasleep 4 года назад +4

      He def said “da bomb”. You literally hear him make the “D” inflection. Listen again and again.

  • @antlerup
    @antlerup Год назад +4

    Giordano's was my first Chicago pizza experience and I did love it, until I tried Lou Malnati’s which became my new favorite. So, I did expect the Lou Malnati’s score to be a bit higher than the 8.4 he gave here, but I guess everyone has their Chitown fav

    • @Pete_L77
      @Pete_L77 11 месяцев назад +1

      Definitely agree with that! 💯

  • @Mariej123
    @Mariej123 3 года назад +1

    He snatched the box at the end faster than a rat in the nyc subway