Barstool Pizza Review - Lou Malnati's (Chicago)
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- Опубликовано: 5 авг 2018
- Dave hits another iconic Chicago deep-dish joint in Lou Malnatis. A passerby grabs a slice and goes completely against the rules.
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One basketball jersey in a Woman’s Medium, everyone knows the rules.
Ahahahhahahahah
@@unnamed2000 joe BAHAMA MAMA bahahahaha
Haha hahhahaha 100
I do get it please explain!
😭😭
In under 7 minutes, this video gives you the entire Chicago cultural experience.
Facts
So true...I have such a love-hate thing with Chicago being from the Green Bay area and having relatives there. Love visiting but holy shit some aspects of Chicago get on my nerves when down there for more than a few days at a time.
except being shot
Cultural experience
New York - Whatever,..We are what it is beotch,..I got your culture right here,..ask the media,..hell yes,..and ask your mother too
Chicago - Go F yourself,.don't judge,..lest you be judged,..have you tried the Italian beef yet dumb ass? Mean streets!!Good eats!!
Detroit -Dark,..cold,..dirty,..soooo sad,...pop pop,..another one bites the dust,..no reason no rhyme,.just a matter of time,..no hope
Like a snake who eats it's own tail these cities are failing,..All democratic strongholds for decades,..and you let them fuck you in your ass for so many years,..I think you like it,...cancel me if you want but you know I'm right,..hike that ass up girl and grind it,..twerk it for Claus beotch!!!
I'm just some Detroit Whigger from straight out the trailer,..I've seen all that,..I've been all that,..I changed,..now what are you gonna' do?
See you at the voting booth,..wonder who you will vote for? I know!!! TWERK TWERK OOOO YEAH,..DOOO MEEE BABY!!!!! NWO all the way!
😂😂😂😂
This guy is a warrior. Gives his food to the homeless, they leak their drippings all over his fresh slices, he powers through the pain of boiling hot sauce, passer by people shout and interrupt, a young sage comes and interrupts too but refuses the offering.
@@jon8004 patterns
@@jon8004he is black , I'm not a racist 😂
@@jon8004 It's likely a joke. He's putting out crazy homeless guy vibes, don't make this any more than it is.
Bro i was like..
If the dam president of pizza offers you a dam slice.. You take it and fucking inhale it....
What a loser.😂
He’s either homeless or a Flavor Flav impersonator ⏰
My grandfather is the most stereotypical Italian man you’ll ever meet. He’s from Italy, moved to Chicago back in the 50s and opened up a successful suit shop. He’s got the most ridiculous Italian accent that my dad always mimicked and it was hysterical…he would take us to Lou Malnatis every damn time we went to his house, it was hands down his favorite place to grab a slice. Those trips are what made me into the pizza lover I am today.
Good pizza, good times.
One homeless guy, everyone knows the Chicago rules.
Hahahahahhahhhaahaahahaah dam man that was 90% of my experience in downtown Chicago
@#TEAM TRUMP Nah in Chiraq the bums downtown are just that; bums. A lot of scammers too. Gotta have street smarts there as a tourist.
From someone that’s lived 30 mins south of the city my whole life it’s not as dangerous as it seems other than a few areas that nobody even goes.
Not nearly as many as NYC from my experience
@#TEAM TRUMP where you live steger?
Homeless guy knew when his time was done not like chad over there.
Lmao
Yup
um hes not homeless... did you assume that for some reason ?
Chad was a nice guy
@@3SevenStangVids hes a crackhead, definitely homeless
" you gotta score it 1-10 that's what I do" "and he's gone"..😂😂🤣
This was the best and most chaotic pizza review I have ever seen.
Checkout Joe and Pats. 🤣
@@tonyblack3401 holy shit, you weren't kidding lmao
@@diogitalk totally off the wall! 🤣
I was gonna say, you obviously haven’t seen Joe and pats review..
@@tonyblack3401 oh man
That dude walking off with the pizza was hilarious.
Ok man, 1-10
......and he's gone
im literally dying. I'm surprised there arent more comments on it lol. just looks at camera man "is he gone?"
That's not hilarious at all. Dude's a bum.
@@WarriorGrind it was pretty damn hilarious, you fucking tool.
Is he just gone?
@@WarriorGrind exactly hes crazy
The black dude is some kind of shaman, he turned that pizza crust into a bird. 6:13
omg my sides hahaha
Holy shit this video is cursed.
Seriously, wtf was that? I thought he threw a piece of crust up in the air, but it never came back down 😂🤷🏻♂️
Hate to be that guy, but it was the animation for the homeless guys score to come in lol. The thrown crust was actually the rating animation.
it's clearly a bird you kill joy, no one actually thought the guy was a shaman summoning wild animals from the palm of his hand. You think they guy editing this made an animation for the score in the shape of a flapping bird, edited bird wing sounds then put a reflection of a bird taking off on the side of the car?
Guy just sticks his paw in and grabs a slice, lol, and Portnoy rolls with it. Davey-boy, you’re a good man
Lol I really like the interaction this guy has with random people, and how he treats them well
this dude is so chill, other youtubers would reject them and say they're making a video and edit it out.
You got me with that profile pic sheeesh
He’s not a youtuber
Its bc dave likes the attention
have you had this experience or no? if not why do you say that
Just tried to wipe a stray eyelash off my screen.
"is he just gone?"
Welcome to Chicago, homie 🤣
The fact this dude lets random homeless people put there hands all over his pizza and he doesnt even care blows my mind.
and proceed to eat the slice right next to it🤢
Dave loves to blow.. your mind, my shaft
That's all I could think about
Caught him off guard. I probably would of gave the guy some pizza too but got the slice of pizza I ate from a different part. Also would of gave something to clean his hands with before he grabs a slice.
Idk man since the pandemic bullshit people been way too 'clean'. You touch doors, phones, money etc etc. How does a homeless guy touching food you're not even eating make it gross?
I've never seen someone so good to fans as Dave is. Everyone knows the rules.
You had a whole other hemisphere of pizza to grab from. You grabbed the neighbor slice to god knows what was on homeboys dirty hands.
Squatchland Adventures some people just don’t care
this comment even more relevant in 2020
@Alex Man yeah
I just spent the last 10 min laughing at this comment
@Jake Mahoney Same
For being a pizza guy, he sure does get bodied by the boxes frequently
Can't you tell his toughguy vibe is fake?
Its bc he's actually quite dumb tbh
He doesn’t know how to open a pizza box 🥴 what a moron
Because they do one slice in NY
Tf is he doing with that box lmao, that's too much
I use to work for them. They will scoure the earth to get the best fresh ingredients. They will even ship water from Chicago to Phoenix for the pizza dough. For me if you like deep dish pizza, this is the best.
Do you mean from Phoenix to Chicago? Cause he's in Chicago
"and he's gone" made me laugh so hard everyone in my entire building heard it!
Cool story, bro.
“I thought midwesterners were supposed to be nice” he said, May, and gratitude.. never seen a more polite person lol
Being from the Midwest, the chicago area to be exact, and can tell you that's a myth. Mostly perpetuated by people who have never been there.
@@rickk315 Well I'm from St. Louis and people here are really nice so 🤷♂️
He only acted kind so he could get on the man's good side and then take the pizza.
everywhere but the cities are nice
@@Totalballa41 same thing down here in the south. Southern hospitality is damn near dead in the cities
Bro. You're IN a Barstool Review. You don't need a selfie.
I was thinking the same thing.
AND he denied the slice offered to him. You don't do that to Barstool Review. If I already was full from lunch I would have wrapped it with the Saran wrap and taken it for later.
riproar11 man fuck being full from lunch, if you’re gonna take a slice you better eat it and score it
I don’t think he really knew what was happening or just felt awkward if front of the camera
That dude was annoying
I’m from Chicago and not even a big deep dish guy but a Lou’s deep dish with spinach, pepperoni, and garlic with the buttercrust is literally crack
Agreed!
MALANATIS??
literally?
Where is Lou's?
Like ass crack?
As a native of Chicago i would like to thank you for giving that man a slice of your pizza. Thank you for your kindness to a stranger! I am very sad just walked off without thanking you for your kindness to a stranger.
He did thank him. He said "gratitude" and tried to fist bump Dave. It was just kind of lost in the conversation because Dave kept talking.
"Portnoy: "Alright 1-10 what do you give it"
Homeless guy: 👍👍
Siskel and Ebert fan
"Lou Mal-A-Natis" Way to add the extra syllable Dave!
I like that it's completely different from what he's used to and he still gave it a fair score.
One of my favorite reviews hands down. Even beyond all the craziness front and center the amount of RBF in the background is legendary.
"Trash Caleb" is one of the most AWKWARD human beings ever 😂😂
he's chill
Not really, he was cool af actually.
6:13 did that guy raise his hand and a pigeon flew out of it? Pizza wizard!
😂 😂 😂
Born and raised in the northwest burbs of Chicago. Lou Malnati’s is god tier pizza. Moved to New England and have told every living person I have met out there about it’s greatness. Obviously they think I’m clinically insane when I try and describe the sauce/crust to them, but I don’t care. If I end up on death row, my final meal will be a butter crust cheese pizza from them, deep dish of course.
I’m from california and used to go here when I’d visit family. It’s equally iconic to me. Its just that good.
@@zach3955 Any pizza from anywhere is prob better than Ca pizza. A freakn chesse stick on a brick over carboard w all sauce and no cheese.
Had Lous and Gino's frozen. Lous is better. But I doubt the frozen does the fresh in person justice. I've made my own Butter crust deep dish and love it tremendously. And I am from New England. I may order Lous dough. Where u at in New England
Meanwhile I'm trying to move out of New England and to Chicago so I can experience the greatness that is deep dish pizza more often haha
@@chuckbuskee I like Lou's, but whenever I go home, I have to have Giordanos.
You gone have to talk to people in Chicago whether you want to or not 😂😂🤷🏽♂️
Where are we Frankie? Everyone knows the rules. Theres no pizza in the box just crust! No one knows the rules about that. Do you have a slice of cheese in your pocket? Maybe a kraft single?
saskscottlucky yes
That was quick, dude!!
frankie you know I never give perfect tens, but you were always a perfect 10...in my heart.
Lol Gus
Wait Frankie I got my phone still here! I'll call back at the office.
I'm not getting through. Dammit one bar everybody knows the rules.
Every single one of these is aggressively entertaining
Dave is a genuine guy👍🏻
I had a preconceived notion about Dave over a clip I saw and he was saying something I disagreed with so I tuned him out. Watching his reviews made me see he’s just a passionate guy gotta respect it
Eats pizza for a living, doesn't know how to open a pizza box. Malanatis LOL
To be fair, those Chicago pizza boxes are different than in NYC, or most of the midwest. The tabs at the front are what messes people up. A NY pizza box just opens up, suitcase style.
Ive never seen a pizza box like that in my life untill I saw these videos.
boston ma same also from Boston lol
Malnatis*
This idiot is a man child. Eats fucking cheese pizza and thinks he has a great palate lol
It is PHENOMENAL how he hasn't figured out how to properly open a god damn pizza box in Chicago.
Seriously though. Just pop the tabs, lol.
Whoosh
It IS mind boggling.
But he has figured out how to make 400 mils and you have not :)
@@georgianbroadcaster4700 I think one of those is harder than the other 😂.
Thanks for being kind to that person who asked for a slice 😂
Headed to Chicago next Friday to see my family. It must be fate that I stumbled across this old video. I’ll tell Lou that Dave Portnoy sent me👍
Lmfao the guy that asked for a slice was a CLASSIC CHICAGO BUM. love this city!
racist piece of trash
@@nunu3211 I’m from 73rd and Ada fam, not only am I not racists but you must be a classic Chicago Bum as to why you got all bent out of shape about that hahahahahah get yo bum ass outta here bihhhhhhhh
@@nunu3211 he isn’t wrong though. Nothing about race
@@paulgosu2773 THANK YOU!!!! Nothing at all to do with race, there are classic Chicago bums in all colors hahaha. Bill Bradley is a small minded, non humorous, BUM!!!!!
Haha BUM BRADLEY!!!
@@diaryofasummer lmao
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA 😆😆😆😆 he walks away as he’s talking!!!! “AND HES GONE”!!!
One bite, everyone knows the rule...
::6 bites later::
Yeah this is a X score LOL
Love the reviews mane!!! Big props to sharing without hesitation. You're a good man.
This is always my go to spot in Chicago for pizza whenever I'm there.
3:07 - two asian girls take one look at el pres and says - yea lets go the other way
Brian
Pathetic pink incel human slug. Back to your basement & chiken tendies.
@@cba000abc000 Yikes. Projecting much? He just made a simple humorous comment.
What a weird thing to say
Elise miller what’s weird?
@@SkullK3y Gdertcnjiireahj is a white knight mangina simp
6:13 he releases a bird lol
Get the man a paper plate. 😀
hell with that - let him get his own paper plate
Every Chicago episode he has something happens behind him 😆 🤣
Classic move by token homeless dude
Couldn't have been scripted better. Homeless dude nailed it!
*Classic move by token homeless/crackhead/loser dude
crackheads gotta eat too!!
The Great Imposter his skin was black
Crackhead took a champion dump on the sidewalk later due to the extremely cheesy pizza. Blames guy for giving him a slice.
Best pizza I have ever eaten! The sauce is so different and like a stew of thick tomatoes. Totally a 9.6 you’re not eating it right. Give it 20mins and it doesn’t fall apart.
They don't use sauce, it's just a hand picked crop of tomatoes that gets stewed and lightly salted, topped with some parmesan. It's a fresh taste without paste and cheap dried seasonings like everyone else uses. But that's why this is messy if it's just out of the oven and you're holding it in the air and talking.
I’m definitely not a fan. Overrated
What do they need to do to score a 10? 😉😆
@@LBart218 He probably grades with the idea that a 10 is the perfect possible pizza. In other words, it’s likely nothing will ever get a 10.
@@egomaniac247 its probably because mayo is even too spicy for you lol
Lou Malnati's - sounds eerily like "Illuminati's "
That’s the All Seeing Pie
Just tried it and it was really good worth the long drive. Different from your regular pizza but real good.
Man, this is probably the most hilarious review I've probably ever came across. All these bits in the beginning. Chicagoans never fail to impress! Btw, that pizza got murdered, at least give it some respect :/
“And he’s gone” 😂 😂
Love how my guy always shares the pizza.
I watch this from time to time, just for then laughs lolll
As a former Chicagoan, I was never keen on deep dish pizza BUT...if I had to have one, Lou Malnati's would be my choice. Giordano's tends to be more doughy in the middle. I really prefer a super-thin artisan pizza with light sauce where you can savor the individual toppings - something more like Maxwell's.
you have to try Tavern style pizza in Chicago, deep dish is good but Tavern style is the true staple of Chicago pizza imo
Damn straight.
This video is awesome, love your stuff.
“ what just happened” so funny!
Piss poor pronunciation as usual. Go Pres Go.
It's his shtick
Malanatis. Ok.
"Lou Maul-a-naghty's"
Lou malaaanatis
there’s black parmesan on that piece after that hand rub
Lmao disgusting
BAHAHA thats FUCKIN GROSS!!!
Even frozen its amazing, you can leave out overnight eat ice cold in morning, the damn pizza is still amazing.
And crawling with bacteria. 👍
the way he opened that box was the most chaotic thing I’ve ever seen
Homeless dudes always ruining the pizza lol
Hector Morones He's a getting more homeless people by % of reviews than NYC. But the Chicago bums seem more soft spoken
the soft spoken bums are the smart ones. They're polite to everyone and only hang around expensive areas and restaurants lol 😅
wrong. good for views. always inv the NY ppl. always.
can't take a bite in the US without some bum taking one bite first haha
cant stand homeless
homeless guy steals a slice to find out the secret ingredients everyone knows it's plankton inside that robot bum.
So Plankton went from the Krusty Krab to Lou Malnatti's?
More importantly, how on this water covered earth did you manage to know the real situation at hand! You're a beautiful human being bud
First of all he didn't steal he asked and Dave gave it to him
I love the City of Chicago Illinois so much. I was born there. It is definitely my kind of town.
My literal favorite pizza place, glad to hear this guy respects it
Oh my fucking God that dude made my day! Pure entertainment as he tries to pick up the scalding hot pizza😂
For people wondering about the wizard at 6:12.. The bird was in the background, slow it down to .25x.
Risky Feat he’s the Chicago pizza wizard making this review magical
I was skeptical - had Lou Malnatis and…. Wow. Amazing.
I love Lou Malnati’s!!! My favorite 😍
this is probably my favorite review you have given since watching
"cheese is my favourite pizza of any brand"
The guy giving Siskel and Ebert two thumbs up was so classic . Had me dying
This is always one of my stops in Chicago.
“I like Siskel and ebert but they’re dead”
Hahaha
Love Lou Malnati's. Seems like everywhere in Chicago claims the best pizza in town, but I like theirs best.
I thought they were terrible. I loved giordanos tho it's still the best pizza I've ever had.
NY has the best pizza
@@anthonyj810 coming in here 3 years late. But my entire fam is from Chicago and I’ve been choosing giordanos over all those for decades. Nothing like it. I do like New York style but if u want some gourmet ass pizza, it’s Giordans for sure👍
@@j3n1us bruh youre delusional, girodanos is overpriced cardbord every local knows lous is the best
@@demo9734 u know ur lying. definitely not cardboard. Pie style pizza l but there’s other NY style ones that are good out there. Even El Pres gave them an 8.4 which is a good ass score
To me, THIS IS the BEST Chicago-Style Pizza! I'm guessing you aren't super up to Chi-Town pizza etiquette. The film was not only to keep it hot but, to keep it from shifting in the box while taking it home. It is so deep in gooey voodoo, it will slosh around in the box! Secondly, and most importantly, if you had looked around, you'd have noticed that most everyone is eating it with a knife and fork! It's just required because of it being so THICK AND GOOEY! You can eat it by hand, but knife & fork makes it so much less messy! Good stuff, huh? LOVE YOUR REVIEWS! That local bumming a slice, and the way you handled it, was awesome. TOO funny!
Dave what do you do with the left over 🍕? Or do you finish it off later?? 💕 you show!!
3 places I love In Chicago
Giordanos
This place
And the original unos in Chicago
Two slices nobody knows the rules. On a scale of “what is this Frankie” to ten
Entertaining video as always. I like how you chased him down for his score. haha. Your vids are better than wwe right now! Vince should hire you at 2.8 billion a year to write some scripts. Your the man!
i have had the frozen version and i love it . i hope to have the fresh version someday !
I order montly from goldbelly and it is delicious BUT getting it fresh at one of the restaurants is 100x better. Hope you make it there! My wife loves NYC style best but I love Chicago deep dish we travel according to what we wanna eat 😂😂
I love how dissapointed Dave looks at these old guys trying to be hip as if he's not just as bad or worse hahah. Shit's still funny to watch tho
LOL
I love how Portnoy gives all the video bombers the death stare as they walk by 😂
0:32, 0:44
Ay that guy who came in to him and took a snap or whatever,bro he literally fucking looks like a Hollywood actor or some shit for real!
Great and entertaining videos. Glad you stopped in my hometown but please consider Vito And Nick's. Thank you sir.
1:50
Dave: "Don't burn your face off."
Guy lifts up piece and almost smacks Dave in the face and nearly burned his face off 😂
Bless you for sharing,the poor will be with us always.A blessing it is to be able to give.I visited Chicago downtown only and the homeless are everywhere.
Shirreia Hamilton the homeless are out of control in Chicago .
Don’t go to Atlanta it’s even worse.
Nb B182 basically any Democrat controlled is a haven for Homeless, Drug Addicts and Gang Members.
The funny thing is he had Lou Malnatis and even though the deep dish is good, I personally think he tried the wrong pizza type from there. Lou Malnatis has probably the best thin crust in Chicago and it's always cooked to perfection. I personally would have had him try the Thin Crust with sausage, pepperoni and basi (well done). That basil with their sauce is so delicious 😋. Now, this is my opinion but if I had to go with a deep dish and I rarely do since I love thin crust more. I would go with either Pequods in Morton Grove or Gino's East. I feel this is more to the cooking method. I love well done pizza and most deep dish isn't like that. It's gooey and saucy. Pequods and Gino's has the saucy but they do their pizzas well done to a point where the cheese when it cools has the similar texture to that of Lou Malnatis thin crust well done. Very delicious on both accounts regardless.
One bite everyone knows the rules lmfaooooo he eats the whole slice
6:14 gods work Homeless man rises a pigeon from what seems like mid air
Every Barstool Pizza Review:
1) Can’t remember intersecting streets
2) Can’t figure out how to open the pizza box
3) One bite, everyone knows the rules, takes 5 bites.
6:14 that guy looked like he tossed up a bird lol
The man can build an empire, but still can't open a pizza box 😁
I can't believe the misspelled Malanatees on the storefront.
“Chicago technique “ .... take it and run
I'm listening to this jegoff review pizza while I eat some 1.9 rated Costco pizza.
Costco dont make a bad pie for the price
6:13 some magic by our random dude