@@lionelhutz3142 eh, at 32.9 per year, I say overall theft at about 3000 a year is the winner. North America in general is the largest area of less rape and sexual assault cases. The ones they catch anyways. I do think about these numbers, which also would mean the same for other crime.
I was a little bit behind in the video scrolling through comments …. As I’m taking a sip of my drink I clicked your time stamp and spit my drink out through my nose I laughed so hard 😂
As a newcomer to the Barstool Pizza reviews, I love how he’s always like “one bite everybody knows the rules” and then proceeds to demolish the entire slice lmao
A single slice is considered "One Bite" as a metaphor! So the whole slice is "one bite", not a review from one actual bite... Hope you understood Dave's way.
This video makes no sense to me So many random events going on my mind is blown How is this even real And the teenager the f***k is he talkin,none of this makes sense 😂
And he took a bite as close to Dave’s bite as possible, I thought he would at least take a bite from the other side, man he prolly finished the whole sandwich lol
@@KyFiGz "I was nice enough to give you the idea" lol " Plastic machine " LMAO "Horrible place " ROFL " I fought In WW2 " TY "My pleasure" ROFLMAO Best review of all time. 9.5 Everybody knows the rules.
State law overrides city policy. They can chase. The state would not keep an officer from chasing down a car jacker. I live in Illinois. Chicago thinks its its own state and can make up new laws but they cant. The problem is the governor of the state is as corrupt as they come.
@@Appaddict01 - They also banned legally owning and carrying firearms in city limits. Look how well that's working out ! Murder capital of the U.S. The only people with guns are those who aren't concerned with the law, but if you follow gun laws there, you have no way to protect yourself from those who don't.
@@Dopeornope222 I don't think that's how banning firearms work. No laws will work if the law enforcement don't make it work. City like NY are doing fine with banning firearms and it works great, lower east clean up 10years ago.
Why would they? So they can get shot and have to defend themselves and then get labeled as a racist white supremacist? If I was a cop now, I'd be saying f*ck them crimes!
How jaded do you have to be as a cop to have a car jacking happen literally 10 feet away from you, peel out through traffic, hit the back of your squad car, and you barely even lift your head up lol
@@nealm6764 LOL Yea that is a good point. Didn't even consider that. #BlackLiveMaaaaaaaaattttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttturdblahhhhhh fart
Did you see how they vilified the Minnesota cops? Why would any cop want any part of actually enforcing the law, when everyone has their phone out, recording your every move?
@@JonBonesJones84 Yeah. Not all people vilify the police. Unfortunately those peoples thoughts and voices are being censored by the media and tech companies. If that doesn't work they are censored by their own people being labeled a "racist" or "alt right". Shits fucking creepy right.
I don't know and I live literally other side of the planet so it's not like I'm ever going to visit these places 😂 Only make me grave good American or Italian pizza.
Imaging living in such a shithole that you get carjacked literally in front of the cops and it's just that nonchalant. The only person who seemed to care was Dave!
Cities are the downfall of humanity everything wrong with life today. They are destroying the planet and blame rural areas for voting against them killing the rural areas industries, but such is life now for awhile at least.
From thin style not being Dave’s favourite of the two pizzas, to Alexandra the great of mouth, then to a mental carjacking hit and run. This is why we all love ONE BITE. Couldn’t write that 😂😂😂
@@ColtGennarelli shit, chicken man was in on it....made sure to distract the camera man enough for his boy to steal the car and then have his boy shit his pants in sheer panic as he sideswipes a cop/meter maid on the way out...hahaha
I like how the dude was so concerned about Covid he just had to keep his mask on, but it didn’t stop him from eating the Chicken Sandwich Pres took a bite out of 😂
Dear Dave, remember each time someone meeting you is probably their first time & super excited...show some god damn class & make the moment feel special for them
At 5:51 , you see the owner of the car standing next to it while watching Dave. Then seconds later, he turns to his left while someone jumps into it, perp side swipes the cop car as it takes off. Lol.
Everyone mentions the fact that they got evidence of it, but nobody realized that the owner of the car stopped to watch Dave's review, so Dave caused it in the first place.
I love how Dave always says if you eat a deep dish, even a bit of it, you’ll be on the toilet for weeks. Just last night I ate two medium deep dish pizzas to myself 😂
the fact that ive watched this dude for years and he still refuses to use knife and fork, not even a plate to eat a thick slice or Chicago is impressive.
Dude it’s been a year since the pandemic started when you wrote this, how can you still not know that your mask doesn’t protect you from others, it protects others from YOU
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If it weren’t for the guy with McDonald’s this moment would have never been caught on camera. Dave should thank him
And the criminal did it RIGHT in front of the police. Audacious.
@UR DADDY Yup
@@kovy689 Hit the police car and they didn't do shit LMAO
If that happened in Florida.....
Wait 5 minutes, it'll happen again.
Someone steals a car and hits the police and Prez calls the chicken sandwich guy crazy 😂
He said the McDonalds guy asking to taste the chicken sandwich is crazier than the carjacking. I would agree with that.
Nah the chicken sandwich guy is wild. Carjacking happens and he starts talking bout how he has a poke bowl in his car
@@thechosenoneforyou ...that he's bringing to his "girlfriend."
😂🤣
He wasn’t crazy. I liked the gesture lol
As a native Chicagoan, that is one of the most Chicago things you guys could have witnessed.
Or maybe a “hobo rape” on a Chicago bus or subway. That’s pretty common here too 👍🏼
Facts. Theft of all kinds
@@lionelhutz3142 eh, at 32.9 per year, I say overall theft at about 3000 a year is the winner. North America in general is the largest area of less rape and sexual assault cases. The ones they catch anyways. I do think about these numbers, which also would mean the same for other crime.
Chicago eats it......
I had the over on some classic Chicago gang violence
6:13 “I don’t know what’s going on” ….. “you’re the weirdest part” made me spit my drink out hahahaha
"i got a poke bowl in the car!" - "that's great...." immediately turns away HA
lmao yep its always the ones that hang around that are the oddest part of the video
I was a little bit behind in the video scrolling through comments …. As I’m taking a sip of my drink I clicked your time stamp and spit my drink out through my nose I laughed so hard 😂
@@maxwellekleberry9629 I posted that comment a year ago and I’ve just re-watched the video,
So god bless you for reminding me about it haha
@@declanhiggins7079 shit was so funny 😂
The live carjacking right in front of the police might just be the most Chicago thing ever.
As a newcomer to the Barstool Pizza reviews, I love how he’s always like “one bite everybody knows the rules”
and then proceeds to demolish the entire slice lmao
A single slice is considered "One Bite" as a metaphor! So the whole slice is "one bite", not a review from one actual bite... Hope you understood Dave's way.
@@ADRzone I understand Dave’s way just about as much as I understand your comment. What a bizarrely nonsensical response that was my friend.
@@BoverdeseKnuttz But yet that is the metaphor 🤷 things wont change because you can't understand them... Is a metaphor!
@@ADRzone it’s actually cuz he knows in one bite of the pizza is atrocious and doesn’t need to take another bite
@@BoverdeseKnuttz how rude
“I don’t know what’s going on”
“You’re the weirdest part of it” 😂
Hahahahah that part was the best
🤣🤣 gold
This video makes no sense to me
So many random events going on my mind is blown
How is this even real
And the teenager the f***k is he talkin,none of this makes sense 😂
This review reminds me of the Joe & Pat's Pizzeria review. What a clusterfuck
@@ACurioussCat hahaha i love the randomness of it all 😂😂 and el prez trying to register whats happening hahah
A carjacking in front of someone recording something on the street and right in front of the cops... That is a criminal mastermind
Welcome to Shitcago
Multiple cameras recording, yet he doesn't appear on any of them. That's one lucky perp 😂
@@Big_AlMCback in the day we used to call it “Chiraq” 😂
And still no one in custody. That's chicago
That's Chicago in a nutshell.
“You’re the weirdest part of it” 😂😂
the dude was weird he didn’t stop talkinh
@MrCanela1000 maybe grow up and don’t live in a world where no ones mean
@MrCanela1000 you people use that saying all the time. How can someone be a dick? I’ve never heard anyone say that before where I’m from
🤣🤣🤣
welcome to chicago
piss
Not to worry, Kim fox will make sure that carjacker is safe and gets to go home on an I-Bond.
Keep voting Democrats. It’s been 90 years, I think, so reach a 100 years. Media’s brainwashing has been a huge success in Chicago.
one verified youtuber, everybody knows the rules
I live in metro Detroit and id rather move to Detroit over Chicago. Fuck thst
One guy wearing a mask then basically french kisses a chicken sandwich half-eaten by a guy who had COVID 9 times, everybody knows the rules.
I legit bursted out laughing 😂 🤣 💀
Seriously wtf
Lmfaoooooooo
And he took a bite as close to Dave’s bite as possible, I thought he would at least take a bite from the other side, man he prolly finished the whole sandwich lol
Imagine the poor girlfriend who now has Covid because her boyfriend shared some sloppy chicken with Pres
“I was actually taking it home for my girlfriend” Dave IMMEDIATELY bites into it before the guy changes his mind, everyone knows the rules.
One bite everyone knows the rules 😂
Cops don't even try chasing him...wtf is going on with this country..they have given up on theft what's next
This might be the most action-packed pizza review of all time.
Joe and Pats
I faught a war for yous!
Thank you for your service..
My pleasure!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@9SecondStreetMustang plastic machine here ?
@@9SecondStreetMustang are you gonna offer me slice? Stop recording! me tell him to not record
@@oldarthurmorgan6319 i was nice enough to give u that idea
One car jacking in Chicago everybody knows Jack's Mafia is closing in on Dave.
It was vehicle theft. A car jacking has to have someone in it.
@@timthaloff4363 if dave's calling it a carjacking I'm calling it a carjacking everybody knows the rules 🤣🤣🤣
One car for sale down in Mexico everyone knows he's not getting it back.
Mexico wants trucks. Not cars
didn't expect to see you here
Cartels want trucks. Mexicans want vehicles
@@ThatGuy-qg4ww they just steal them from their own people. No hassle .
@@cararen what?
It’s been over 2 years and this is still the most legendary review Dave’s ever done.
Nope. Just been beaten by Dragon Pizza
Dave could do a top ten every year.
Joe and Pats has it beat
@@whdbnrm3023yup. Crazy lady, bleeding nose guy, gay couple who hates the place 😂
@@KyFiGz "I was nice enough to give you the idea" lol
" Plastic machine " LMAO
"Horrible place " ROFL
" I fought In WW2 " TY "My pleasure" ROFLMAO Best review of all time. 9.5 Everybody knows the rules.
The cops were like, 'Do we go after the perp or wait until El Prez gives his score?'
They’re transit cops, they don’t chase suspects dipshit. They clearly radioed in the call at 6:47.
Wrong. They’re CPD with full police powers assigned to the Transit Unit. CPD or the Transit Unit is no longer allowed to chase. Period.
The cops were probably in on the car jacking in Chicago!! Lol
State law overrides city policy. They can chase. The state would not keep an officer from chasing down a car jacker. I live in Illinois. Chicago thinks its its own state and can make up new laws but they cant. The problem is the governor of the state is as corrupt as they come.
@@barbaratyrrell9664 lmao deadass 🤣🤣🤣
Frankie would have caught the carjacking on camera, everybody knows the rules
Fuck yeah he would!
Facts
On god
Easy on Spidah pleze
@@rh3426 okeyyyyy
No wonder there’s so much crime in Chicago...you can carjack a car right behind a cop...rear end them...and they won’t chase after you.😂💀
No kidding they outlawed police chases. Only for the most serious crimes can they chase.
@@Appaddict01 - They also banned legally owning and carrying firearms in city limits. Look how well that's working out ! Murder capital of the U.S. The only people with guns are those who aren't concerned with the law, but if you follow gun laws there, you have no way to protect yourself from those who don't.
@@Dopeornope222 I don't think that's how banning firearms work. No laws will work if the law enforcement don't make it work. City like NY are doing fine with banning firearms and it works great, lower east clean up 10years ago.
They have to go respond to the 16 corpses found across the city first
@@timon20061995 u think nyc is fine 😭😭
Authentic Chicago experience. Pizza and a carjacking.
That guy Alexander offered you on the street his girlfriend's new McDonald's chicken sandwich and you spit in the face of friendship.
i know he treated him like a prick...... Dave is usually nicer than that... he must be sour about his Recent Trades with GME
Alexander should mind his own business.
They need to hire that guy for whatever fucking reason. Friendship was meant to happen there.
Yea was thinking the same, Dave is an asshole to random people trying to be nice to him.
@@radvydaspeciokas4556 maybe he doesn’t want everyone thinking they should run up into his videos asking him to eat.
One Chicago carjacking, everyone knows winter is officially over.
😎😂
😂
Robbing Season 🥸
haha yeah except there's already 350 that happened so far this year.
Shut yo mouth, this ain't Kansas. More like 5 a day since the beginning of 2021.
The guy who stole the carshould get his own show called One Jack where he steals cars and rates the cars ability in a getaway lmfaoooo
💀
*crashes in to lightpole*
I rate this car a 5.2, the handling sucks
Under rated comment
Lmao now that ll be fire
One car, everybody knows the rules
one of those ever confident guys who leaves his engine running like he can do anything to stop it from getting stolen
Plot twist: Mcchicken kid was in on the carjacking.
New Spicy crispy chicken sandwich nigga
💀💀💀
Mcchicken kid lmfao
LMAOO
@@Sebas-lj1gt white boys should stop using the n word
One bite, everybody knows the cops were actually looking for a coked up pizza reviewer
did they check Deadspin?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂💀
😂😂
Dave's on Adderal. He said he takes it for ADHD XD.
Strange guy: "It's evidence!"
Dave: "Ya think it's evidence?"
The fact that the renegade chicken sandwich gets an official review, 4.4 off the cuff is hilarious. Dave should just score everything he eats
Lmao i wouldn't be surprised if he does
Dave is a magnet for content - literal human magnet
Although I do agree with you that Dave is a content magnet but I’m from Chicago and I see something like this happen every other day
Wears a mask outside but shares the sandwich with someone he’s never met
Merica!
Everybody knows Dave already had Covid 14 times
And then takes a bite of it after Dave bit into it 3 times 🤦🏻♂️
Sheep
@@MrHazz0 who is sheep?
Spider’s self esteem dropping with every pizza review 🥲
fuck spider, daves gf is doing a better job
fr like be nice bruh
whys he standing so damn close lmao
“You’re so close to me Spider! Its like you wanna kiss me or something”😂
Best part is the cops or whatever they are didn’t even bother going after the guy
"no chase" policy forbid them. i shit you not
Probably bc they had to talk to the guy who got carjacked so incase they didn't get the carjacker then they have no info on who owns the car
@@lukemcniff6580 police in chicago do NOT honor that no chase rule and if you actually live here then you know it. 🤷🏼♂️
Since the cop car got hit they have to stay at the scene of the accident or insurance won’t cover it
Why would they? So they can get shot and have to defend themselves and then get labeled as a racist white supremacist? If I was a cop now, I'd be saying f*ck them crimes!
"I literally said no. I'm like I don't want to try it. HE'S IN MY ASSHOLE being like yeah you do." Best part of the video.😂😂
I know dave is such a douche bag 😂
How jaded do you have to be as a cop to have a car jacking happen literally 10 feet away from you, peel out through traffic, hit the back of your squad car, and you barely even lift your head up lol
They police in one of the highest murder rate cities in America. You think they flinch for anything below a double homicide you tripping
I wouldn't do squat either. If things go bad and you have to shoot you will go to prison and your city will burn.
@@nealm6764 LOL Yea that is a good point. Didn't even consider that. #BlackLiveMaaaaaaaaattttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttturdblahhhhhh fart
Did you see how they vilified the Minnesota cops? Why would any cop want any part of actually enforcing the law, when everyone has their phone out, recording your every move?
@@JonBonesJones84 Yeah. Not all people vilify the police. Unfortunately those peoples thoughts and voices are being censored by the media and tech companies. If that doesn't work they are censored by their own people being labeled a "racist" or "alt right". Shits fucking creepy right.
Dave was in Chicago 5 minutes and the city really showed itself
Frankie would have got the whole carjacking on camera.
what happened to frankie :(
@@kelseyknits fr what happened to him man
@@gasware4681 dead
@@ClayTJohnson lmao no he isn't. He filmed all of the recent Toronto reviews.
@@thallakai well wtf happened with him
Random chicken sandwich guy during a carjacking in the background "idk what's going on" Dave's response "You are the weirdest part of it" 🤣🤣🤣
One local can't take a hint, everyone knows the car thief got away.
Two reasons to hate Chicago in one review
@@wjkrug chiraq
Crime...and the “Art of Pizza” absolutely sucks 😂
"I've got a pokeball in the car"
"Alright, that's good".
Hahaha. Dave is so done with the guy.
Poké bowl is what he said
Pokeball is the better answer
"I've got a poke bowl in the car right now"
"Alright that's good"
LMAO
New Yorker talking to an LA person
You now know how real Chicago is when you witness a carjacking while doing a Pizza Review for a sandwich.
Yep real sad. Put a minefield around it and require passports to leave
Why can I not stop watching these pizza reviews so addictive
facts lol
I don't know and I live literally other side of the planet so it's not like I'm ever going to visit these places 😂 Only make me grave good American or Italian pizza.
“Too much talking” Lmaoo that had me cracking up. The smallest things that Dave does makes me roll
One surprise half-eaten chicken sandwich, everyone knows he's getting dumped.
getting dumped for what? it’s not like she ordered it or even knows he got it
Lmaoooo hilarious
One pair of paper hands struggling to open the box, everyone knows the rules
“I don’t know whats going on right now” “your the weirdest part of it”
Dude stole the car literally with police sitting right there lmao
One car jacking, everybody knows the rules...
One carjacking every other minute, everybody knows the rules
😂😂😂😂 got me with that one
One conspiracy to assassinate the pres everyone knows the revolution .
Who does that in back of a cop car..
That’s Chicago for ya
I love how he just says to the guy, “okay that’s good” and then completely ignores him. Hahaha
"I got a poke-ball in the car right now."
Dave:*points* "that's good."
Bowl no?
I swear he said Pokayball 😂
@@thedurrtywetback lol he did, he randomly was like like "uh, I have a POH KAY BALL in my car..." Lol
@@thedurrtywetback Yeah when i first watched the vid on IG, i heard Pokeball lol. Had to put my phone up to my ear when i heard it on YT
@@markg813 Yea he said " Poke bowl".
Dave's gift is that he makes regular people look like stars for a moment. But he couldn't do much with the chicken sandwich guy. 😆
One car jacker caught on camera, Kim Foxx won't press charges, everyone knows the rules.
Spot on! And she will get re-elected.
Reason cops didn't even try to chase.
Lionel Hutz She stayed in by like 100 votes.🤬
Introducing yourself by your full name, "Alexander", instead of just "Alex" is an all time psychopath move.
I introduce myself as Michael when I meet chicks at a bar or something. I go with Mike in every other scenario though.
@@MikeChamp yeah well Michael isn't 4 syllables.
i dunno. i've heard he's pretty great.
@@MikeChamp oh wowwww look at this cool guy! A real ladies man, boys! Watch out!
@@G3Paintball3r you don't meet girls when you go out? The fuck are you doing then?
Imaging living in such a shithole that you get carjacked literally in front of the cops and it's just that nonchalant. The only person who seemed to care was Dave!
City is a reflection of its leadership at the top.
Haha
@Sebastain Peterson you clearly haven’t been to Chicago 😂
Cities are the downfall of humanity everything wrong with life today. They are destroying the planet and blame rural areas for voting against them killing the rural areas industries, but such is life now for awhile at least.
Isn’t that where Obama was a leader originally lol
The first thing he said: “you’re a little too close, no?” I DIEDDDDDD😂😂😂😂
Chicago is basically GTA, not surprising that we saw a live carjacking here
Shitcago a dump
Except in GTA the cops would've actually given chase.
@@jd42305 LOL I know right. The one thing I noticed was that chick cop just stands there in shock. Chigao PD fuckn stink.
@@goose_ganja7007 That was transit police lol they weren’t gonna do shit anyway
@@goose_ganja7007 they look like parking cops they aren’t getting paid to chase car jackers lol
One guy giving away his girlfriend's chicken sandwich. Everyone knows the car is the only thing getting jacked tonight.
🤣🤣
Hahaha
🏆 😂
💀💀💀
I love dave’s nonchalant swagger! Arguing about bullshit you know, having a good time, eating pizza, randomly say “ey frankie!”
I literally can’t watch these at night in bed because it makes me want pizza soooo bad. Damn some of these look so good.
Dave eating deep dish is like watching a grey hound eat custard through a tennis racquet...
Lmao wtf
😂😂😂
One close spider, everyone knows the pres has arachnophobia..
Lmao!
Yo I have such bad arachnophobia that I jumped when I read the first part of your comment hahaha.
If stupid spider wasn’t recording Dave’s liver. This review would’ve at least come close to Sallys
3:55 Dave using all 3 of his brain cells to come up with the name 'wiggles', everybody knows the rules.
i like how the cops didnt chase the guy, he even hit their car lmao
Democrats 😂
Alexander setting his own rules on McDonald’s chicken sandwiches 😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
From thin style not being Dave’s favourite of the two pizzas, to Alexandra the great of mouth, then to a mental carjacking hit and run. This is why we all love ONE BITE. Couldn’t write that 😂😂😂
From the chicken sandwich dude, onward - This is absolutely hilarious
" so I got a poke ball in the car right now"- weird kid
" alright that's good"- Dave
Poké bowl. like a deconstructed sushi
@@jgzero18 thanks coz i thought poke ball too
Tgat makes the weid guy less weird
“You’re the weirdest part of it” 😂 💀
He went home and framed that chicken sandwich “biten by prez”
Him picking up the deep dish slice and everything falling off of it while he’s looking away had me rolling 😂
One annoying sandwich guy, everyone knows Pres regretted talking to him
If he didnt talk to they never would have gotten the car-jacking on film
He gave the sandwich to Dave instead of his girlfriend. Wow. It is weird.
@@vshah1010 beta males need to impress ol pageviews
@@ColtGennarelli shit, chicken man was in on it....made sure to distract the camera man enough for his boy to steal the car and then have his boy shit his pants in sheer panic as he sideswipes a cop/meter maid on the way out...hahaha
Major try-hard
One bite everyone knows Spider is getting fired.
I like how the dude was so concerned about Covid he just had to keep his mask on, but it didn’t stop him from eating the Chicken Sandwich Pres took a bite out of 😂
The cops not asking all the ppl recording for help is the best part. Fucking amazing
This automatically a top 3 review of all time
Dear Dave, remember each time someone meeting you is probably their first time & super excited...show some god damn class & make the moment feel special for them
One Spider being too close with the camera, everybody is missing Frankie
Where is he?
One kiss, everyone knows the rules spider.
Love how the dude doesn't even answer where McDonald's is and goes on a tangent about it being for his girlfriend. Chaos
lmao because there isn’t a mcdonald’s right there !!
At 5:51 , you see the owner of the car standing next to it while watching Dave. Then seconds later, he turns to his left while someone jumps into it, perp side swipes the cop car as it takes off. Lol.
Dave's pizza review video is evidence in court. Gotta love it.
lol the cops look like local theater actors playing cops
One carjacking everyone knows pres is scared shitless
Probably daves dealer’s getaway car. No wonder they cut out who stole it if it isn’t stolen and it’s his plug
@@dannyrbailey 😂😂.. Lol it might be
lol that was like a GTA carjacking, the guy getting carjacked.. you can hear him say 'c'mon man' and flail his arms as the guy drives off lmao
I’ve lived in Chicago my whole life. This is “GTA - Chicongo”
Everyone mentions the fact that they got evidence of it, but nobody realized that the owner of the car stopped to watch Dave's review, so Dave caused it in the first place.
I seriously salivate when I watch his pizza videos - they’re my after work/pre dinner videos I watch
It was almost like he didn't want sauce.
I love Dave just roasting guys that try and get into these videos to their face.
Carjackings are up 400% here in Chi-town....not surprised you caught one on camera honestly
And it’s not even summer yet 😲
😂😂😂the part where the camera guy kept getting too close was killing me😂😂😂
Good job Alexander. Added value and didn’t try to do too much. Cheers
"QUICK alexander, give dave this sandwich to distract them! only way to steal this car"
One local guy who cant take a hint and makes up an imaginary girlfriend.
7:26 i was actually taking it home… uhm… for my girlfriend
@@riccardogatti8571 look how ecstatic he got when he thought of it
Stop projecting Trung...
I love how Dave always says if you eat a deep dish, even a bit of it, you’ll be on the toilet for weeks. Just last night I ate two medium deep dish pizzas to myself 😂
Oh Nelly I'm sure your husband won't enjoy the noises coming from your guys bathroom
jesus dude lol
Have you rejoined society or still on the toilet?
I mean... have you seen the mayor of Chicago??
the fact that ive watched this dude for years and he still refuses to use knife and fork, not even a plate to eat a thick slice or Chicago is impressive.
This has to be the best pizza review ever lol
Dude wears his mask then takes a bite of the sandwich after Dave 😂😂
I do dumb shit like this now the mask ruined my brain
Dude it’s been a year since the pandemic started when you wrote this, how can you still not know that your mask doesn’t protect you from others, it protects others from YOU
How the hell did I miss this one. This was epic! lmao