Barstool Pizza Review - Art Of Pizza (Chicago, IL) Bonus Live Carjacking

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  • Опубликовано: 11 мар 2021
  • Dave reviews Art of Pizza, and is witness to a live carjacking while a street weirdo tries to give him a chicken sandwich.
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  • @kylefonda4580
    @kylefonda4580 3 года назад +5653

    If it weren’t for the guy with McDonald’s this moment would have never been caught on camera. Dave should thank him

    • @kovy689
      @kovy689 3 года назад +225

      And the criminal did it RIGHT in front of the police. Audacious.

    • @kovy689
      @kovy689 3 года назад +7

      @UR DADDY Yup

    • @JimNortonsAlcoholism
      @JimNortonsAlcoholism 3 года назад +171

      @@kovy689 Hit the police car and they didn't do shit LMAO

    • @cbuc6316
      @cbuc6316 3 года назад +15

      If that happened in Florida.....

    • @garybuseyexperience4406
      @garybuseyexperience4406 3 года назад +32

      Wait 5 minutes, it'll happen again.

  • @Bandstand
    @Bandstand 3 года назад +4621

    Someone steals a car and hits the police and Prez calls the chicken sandwich guy crazy 😂

    • @vshah1010
      @vshah1010 3 года назад +111

      He said the McDonalds guy asking to taste the chicken sandwich is crazier than the carjacking. I would agree with that.

    • @thechosenoneforyou
      @thechosenoneforyou 3 года назад +107

      Nah the chicken sandwich guy is wild. Carjacking happens and he starts talking bout how he has a poke bowl in his car

    • @monkeygraborange
      @monkeygraborange 3 года назад +32

      @@thechosenoneforyou ...that he's bringing to his "girlfriend."

    • @KM-mq1nv
      @KM-mq1nv 3 года назад +2

      😂🤣

    • @gabagoo4547
      @gabagoo4547 3 года назад +40

      He wasn’t crazy. I liked the gesture lol

  • @declanhiggins7079
    @declanhiggins7079 Год назад +415

    6:13 “I don’t know what’s going on” ….. “you’re the weirdest part” made me spit my drink out hahahaha

    • @nuck-
      @nuck- Год назад +22

      "i got a poke bowl in the car!" - "that's great...." immediately turns away HA

    • @Rowsy91
      @Rowsy91 9 месяцев назад +10

      lmao yep its always the ones that hang around that are the oddest part of the video

    • @maxwellekleberry9629
      @maxwellekleberry9629 4 месяца назад +1

      I was a little bit behind in the video scrolling through comments …. As I’m taking a sip of my drink I clicked your time stamp and spit my drink out through my nose I laughed so hard 😂

    • @declanhiggins7079
      @declanhiggins7079 4 месяца назад +1

      @@maxwellekleberry9629 I posted that comment a year ago and I’ve just re-watched the video,
      So god bless you for reminding me about it haha

    • @maxwellekleberry9629
      @maxwellekleberry9629 4 месяца назад +1

      @@declanhiggins7079 shit was so funny 😂

  • @robertmaxwell2596
    @robertmaxwell2596 Год назад +487

    “I was actually taking it home for my girlfriend” Dave IMMEDIATELY bites into it before the guy changes his mind, everyone knows the rules.

    • @TheBehm08
      @TheBehm08 Год назад +4

      One bite everyone knows the rules 😂

    • @delsol2lowz
      @delsol2lowz 7 месяцев назад

      Cops don't even try chasing him...wtf is going on with this country..they have given up on theft what's next

  • @niukid89
    @niukid89 3 года назад +4522

    As a native Chicagoan, that is one of the most Chicago things you guys could have witnessed.

    • @lionelhutz3142
      @lionelhutz3142 3 года назад +97

      Or maybe a “hobo rape” on a Chicago bus or subway. That’s pretty common here too 👍🏼

    • @pdubzpyro
      @pdubzpyro 3 года назад +12

      Facts. Theft of all kinds

    • @pdubzpyro
      @pdubzpyro 3 года назад +7

      @@lionelhutz3142 eh, at 32.9 per year, I say overall theft at about 3000 a year is the winner. North America in general is the largest area of less rape and sexual assault cases. The ones they catch anyways. I do think about these numbers, which also would mean the same for other crime.

    • @joeldukes303
      @joeldukes303 3 года назад +5

      Chicago eats it......

    • @jayquick6520
      @jayquick6520 3 года назад +22

      I had the over on some classic Chicago gang violence

  • @ESerafini91
    @ESerafini91 3 года назад +969

    “You’re the weirdest part of it” 😂😂

    • @grantmacias9437
      @grantmacias9437 3 года назад +20

      the dude was weird he didn’t stop talkinh

    • @grantmacias9437
      @grantmacias9437 3 года назад +10

      @MrCanela1000 maybe grow up and don’t live in a world where no ones mean

    • @tenorighteous1809
      @tenorighteous1809 2 года назад +1

      @MrCanela1000 you people use that saying all the time. How can someone be a dick? I’ve never heard anyone say that before where I’m from

    • @sylvestercrowley8909
      @sylvestercrowley8909 2 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @steveg7066
    @steveg7066 2 года назад +206

    A carjacking in front of someone recording something on the street and right in front of the cops... That is a criminal mastermind

    • @Big_AlMC
      @Big_AlMC 8 месяцев назад +18

      Welcome to Shitcago

    • @markus7166
      @markus7166 7 месяцев назад +4

      Multiple cameras recording, yet he doesn't appear on any of them. That's one lucky perp 😂

    • @TheLocalLt
      @TheLocalLt 5 месяцев назад +5

      @@Big_AlMCback in the day we used to call it “Chiraq” 😂

    • @ThePulaskiPumper
      @ThePulaskiPumper 2 месяца назад +3

      And still no one in custody. That's chicago

    • @robertopistone1179
      @robertopistone1179 Месяц назад +1

      That's Chicago in a nutshell.

  • @Zdub811
    @Zdub811 8 месяцев назад +78

    It’s been over 2 years and this is still the most legendary review Dave’s ever done.

    • @tigeruppercut2000
      @tigeruppercut2000 8 месяцев назад +12

      Nope. Just been beaten by Dragon Pizza

    • @BigWesLawns
      @BigWesLawns 6 месяцев назад +1

      Dave could do a top ten every year.

    • @whdbnrm3023
      @whdbnrm3023 5 месяцев назад +5

      Joe and Pats has it beat

    • @KyFiGz
      @KyFiGz 4 месяца назад +2

      @@whdbnrm3023yup. Crazy lady, bleeding nose guy, gay couple who hates the place 😂

    • @whdbnrm3023
      @whdbnrm3023 4 месяца назад +1

      @@KyFiGz "I was nice enough to give you the idea" lol
      " Plastic machine " LMAO
      "Horrible place " ROFL
      " I fought In WW2 " TY "My pleasure" ROFLMAO Best review of all time. 9.5 Everybody knows the rules.

  • @spencerdreher7172
    @spencerdreher7172 3 года назад +774

    “I don’t know what’s going on”
    “You’re the weirdest part of it” 😂

    • @cpagan0020
      @cpagan0020 3 года назад +9

      Hahahahah that part was the best

    • @sylvestercrowley8909
      @sylvestercrowley8909 3 года назад +7

      🤣🤣 gold

    • @jaunmirza8246
      @jaunmirza8246 3 года назад +10

      This video makes no sense to me
      So many random events going on my mind is blown
      How is this even real
      And the teenager the f***k is he talkin,none of this makes sense 😂

    • @James-vj5hz
      @James-vj5hz 3 года назад +12

      This review reminds me of the Joe & Pat's Pizzeria review. What a clusterfuck

    • @66vapor66
      @66vapor66 3 года назад +6

      @@jaunmirza8246 hahaha i love the randomness of it all 😂😂 and el prez trying to register whats happening hahah

  • @boverdesenutz8444
    @boverdesenutz8444 2 года назад +2187

    As a newcomer to the Barstool Pizza reviews, I love how he’s always like “one bite everybody knows the rules”
    and then proceeds to demolish the entire slice lmao

    • @ADRzone
      @ADRzone 2 года назад +148

      A single slice is considered "One Bite" as a metaphor! So the whole slice is "one bite", not a review from one actual bite... Hope you understood Dave's way.

    • @boverdesenutz8444
      @boverdesenutz8444 2 года назад +229

      @@ADRzone I understand Dave’s way just about as much as I understand your comment. What a bizarrely nonsensical response that was my friend.

    • @ADRzone
      @ADRzone 2 года назад +34

      @@boverdesenutz8444 But yet that is the metaphor 🤷 things wont change because you can't understand them... Is a metaphor!

    • @Yahoozcraft
      @Yahoozcraft 2 года назад +9

      @@ADRzone it’s actually cuz he knows in one bite of the pizza is atrocious and doesn’t need to take another bite

    • @javiergallardo8853
      @javiergallardo8853 2 года назад +3

      @@boverdesenutz8444 how rude

  • @BenjaminNelson-xy5yr
    @BenjaminNelson-xy5yr 5 месяцев назад +13

    Authentic Chicago experience. Pizza and a carjacking.

  • @hellomoto5101
    @hellomoto5101 11 месяцев назад +6

    One ride only, everybody knows the rules...

  • @IronHorsey3
    @IronHorsey3 3 года назад +2850

    That guy Alexander offered you on the street his girlfriend's new McDonald's chicken sandwich and you spit in the face of friendship.

    • @throlyhd9448
      @throlyhd9448 3 года назад +261

      i know he treated him like a prick...... Dave is usually nicer than that... he must be sour about his Recent Trades with GME

    • @stephenjones7844
      @stephenjones7844 3 года назад +52

      Alexander should mind his own business.

    • @xodz
      @xodz 3 года назад +100

      They need to hire that guy for whatever fucking reason. Friendship was meant to happen there.

    • @radvydaspeciokas4556
      @radvydaspeciokas4556 3 года назад +63

      Yea was thinking the same, Dave is an asshole to random people trying to be nice to him.

    • @samlicata5912
      @samlicata5912 3 года назад +100

      @@radvydaspeciokas4556 maybe he doesn’t want everyone thinking they should run up into his videos asking him to eat.

  • @CharleenaPurcell
    @CharleenaPurcell 3 года назад +723

    Frankie would have caught the carjacking on camera, everybody knows the rules

  • @benjaminsmythe8967
    @benjaminsmythe8967 Год назад +167

    "I've got a pokeball in the car"
    "Alright, that's good".
    Hahaha. Dave is so done with the guy.

    • @bmak76
      @bmak76 Год назад +43

      Poké bowl is what he said

    • @dominicparker6804
      @dominicparker6804 5 месяцев назад +5

      Pokeball is the better answer

  • @Rkenichi
    @Rkenichi Год назад +29

    The fact that the renegade chicken sandwich gets an official review, 4.4 off the cuff is hilarious. Dave should just score everything he eats

    • @bmo14lax
      @bmo14lax 8 месяцев назад

      Lmao i wouldn't be surprised if he does

  • @JonStark117
    @JonStark117 3 года назад +584

    No wonder there’s so much crime in Chicago...you can carjack a car right behind a cop...rear end them...and they won’t chase after you.😂💀

    • @Appaddict01
      @Appaddict01 2 года назад +46

      No kidding they outlawed police chases. Only for the most serious crimes can they chase.

    • @Dopeornope222
      @Dopeornope222 2 года назад +23

      @@Appaddict01 - They also banned legally owning and carrying firearms in city limits. Look how well that's working out ! Murder capital of the U.S. The only people with guns are those who aren't concerned with the law, but if you follow gun laws there, you have no way to protect yourself from those who don't.

    • @timon20061995
      @timon20061995 2 года назад +1

      @@Dopeornope222 I don't think that's how banning firearms work. No laws will work if the law enforcement don't make it work. City like NY are doing fine with banning firearms and it works great, lower east clean up 10years ago.

    • @Materva-hv6sz
      @Materva-hv6sz 2 года назад +39

      They have to go respond to the 16 corpses found across the city first

    • @c.s.9427
      @c.s.9427 2 года назад +7

      @@timon20061995 u think nyc is fine 😭😭

  • @Cyranek
    @Cyranek 3 года назад +2427

    welcome to chicago

    • @ChudLife
      @ChudLife 3 года назад +4

      piss

    • @negahplz1156
      @negahplz1156 3 года назад +76

      Not to worry, Kim fox will make sure that carjacker is safe and gets to go home on an I-Bond.

    • @sugreev2001
      @sugreev2001 3 года назад +114

      Keep voting Democrats. It’s been 90 years, I think, so reach a 100 years. Media’s brainwashing has been a huge success in Chicago.

    • @wonderland7814
      @wonderland7814 3 года назад +10

      one verified youtuber, everybody knows the rules

    • @urrealdadlolololol4204
      @urrealdadlolololol4204 3 года назад +22

      I live in metro Detroit and id rather move to Detroit over Chicago. Fuck thst

  • @kpenn100
    @kpenn100 7 месяцев назад +10

    one of those ever confident guys who leaves his engine running like he can do anything to stop it from getting stolen

  • @Immortal_BP
    @Immortal_BP 2 года назад +15

    i like how the cops didnt chase the guy, he even hit their car lmao

  • @joew694
    @joew694 3 года назад +905

    One guy wearing a mask then basically french kisses a chicken sandwich half-eaten by a guy who had COVID 9 times, everybody knows the rules.

    • @InZamasuWeTrust
      @InZamasuWeTrust 3 года назад +38

      I legit bursted out laughing 😂 🤣 💀

    • @jimduggan8962
      @jimduggan8962 3 года назад +6

      Seriously wtf

    • @RandomShowerThoughts
      @RandomShowerThoughts 3 года назад +4

      Lmfaoooooooo

    • @mrfritz2837
      @mrfritz2837 3 года назад +45

      And he took a bite as close to Dave’s bite as possible, I thought he would at least take a bite from the other side, man he prolly finished the whole sandwich lol

    • @Brandon-bm6he
      @Brandon-bm6he 3 года назад +48

      Imagine the poor girlfriend who now has Covid because her boyfriend shared some sloppy chicken with Pres

  • @MiguelGonzalez-yl5vf
    @MiguelGonzalez-yl5vf 3 года назад +1279

    The guy who stole the carshould get his own show called One Jack where he steals cars and rates the cars ability in a getaway lmfaoooo

    • @legitballin1986
      @legitballin1986 3 года назад +17

      💀

    • @godlevel5495
      @godlevel5495 3 года назад +67

      *crashes in to lightpole*
      I rate this car a 5.2, the handling sucks

    • @iamarbiter6469
      @iamarbiter6469 3 года назад +13

      Under rated comment

    • @kimjongun2540
      @kimjongun2540 3 года назад +4

      Lmao now that ll be fire

    • @bmack7762
      @bmack7762 3 года назад +35

      One car, everybody knows the rules

  • @willyjf6193
    @willyjf6193 Год назад +3

    Dude stole the car literally with police sitting right there lmao

  • @ishmaelhope2516
    @ishmaelhope2516 11 месяцев назад +11

    Dave's gift is that he makes regular people look like stars for a moment. But he couldn't do much with the chicken sandwich guy. 😆

  • @insidewrestling6640
    @insidewrestling6640 3 года назад +545

    One car jacking in Chicago everybody knows Jack's Mafia is closing in on Dave.

    • @timthaloff4363
      @timthaloff4363 3 года назад +4

      It was vehicle theft. A car jacking has to have someone in it.

    • @insidewrestling6640
      @insidewrestling6640 3 года назад +19

      @@timthaloff4363 if dave's calling it a carjacking I'm calling it a carjacking everybody knows the rules 🤣🤣🤣

    • @elbob17
      @elbob17 3 года назад +1

      4-Life

  • @ty0987ty
    @ty0987ty 3 года назад +578

    Plot twist: Mcchicken kid was in on the carjacking.

    • @Sebas-lj1gt
      @Sebas-lj1gt 3 года назад +12

      New Spicy crispy chicken sandwich nigga

    • @andrewcharles4423
      @andrewcharles4423 3 года назад +1

      💀💀💀

    • @striv5546
      @striv5546 3 года назад +1

      Mcchicken kid lmfao

    • @nickn9244
      @nickn9244 3 года назад +1

      LMAOO

    • @misterl4052
      @misterl4052 3 года назад

      @@Sebas-lj1gt white boys should stop using the n word

  • @aboveorbittv9633
    @aboveorbittv9633 Год назад +8

    “Too much talking” Lmaoo that had me cracking up. The smallest things that Dave does makes me roll

  • @scottyp2505
    @scottyp2505 3 года назад +5165

    Wears a mask outside but shares the sandwich with someone he’s never met

    • @devinmoran59
      @devinmoran59 3 года назад +168

      Merica!

    • @patriot7713
      @patriot7713 3 года назад +275

      Everybody knows Dave already had Covid 14 times

    • @jameswillard1
      @jameswillard1 3 года назад +108

      And then takes a bite of it after Dave bit into it 3 times 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @MrHazz0
      @MrHazz0 3 года назад +98

      Sheep

    • @jameswillard1
      @jameswillard1 3 года назад +6

      @@MrHazz0 who is sheep?

  • @jasonm921
    @jasonm921 3 года назад +252

    The cops were like, 'Do we go after the perp or wait until El Prez gives his score?'

    • @swiftslick
      @swiftslick 3 года назад +2

      They’re transit cops, they don’t chase suspects dipshit. They clearly radioed in the call at 6:47.

    • @lionelhutz3142
      @lionelhutz3142 3 года назад +14

      Wrong. They’re CPD with full police powers assigned to the Transit Unit. CPD or the Transit Unit is no longer allowed to chase. Period.

    • @barbaratyrrell9664
      @barbaratyrrell9664 2 года назад +2

      The cops were probably in on the car jacking in Chicago!! Lol

    • @btnhstillfire
      @btnhstillfire Год назад

      State law overrides city policy. They can chase. The state would not keep an officer from chasing down a car jacker. I live in Illinois. Chicago thinks its its own state and can make up new laws but they cant. The problem is the governor of the state is as corrupt as they come.

    • @hippyllamas
      @hippyllamas Год назад +1

      @@barbaratyrrell9664 lmao deadass 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ScotteM
    @ScotteM 9 месяцев назад +6

    Dave was in Chicago 5 minutes and the city really showed itself

  • @mikemurphy8996
    @mikemurphy8996 2 года назад +13

    I literally can’t watch these at night in bed because it makes me want pizza soooo bad. Damn some of these look so good.

  • @MIgardener
    @MIgardener 3 года назад +2050

    One car for sale down in Mexico everyone knows he's not getting it back.

    • @cararen
      @cararen 3 года назад +45

      Mexico wants trucks. Not cars

    • @MattyDundas
      @MattyDundas 3 года назад +8

      didn't expect to see you here

    • @ThatGuy-qg4ww
      @ThatGuy-qg4ww 3 года назад +8

      Cartels want trucks. Mexicans want vehicles

    • @cararen
      @cararen 3 года назад +13

      @@ThatGuy-qg4ww they just steal them from their own people. No hassle .

    • @AtomicMushroomz
      @AtomicMushroomz 3 года назад

      @@cararen what?

  • @Sam-jd9pr
    @Sam-jd9pr 3 года назад +529

    One bite, everybody knows the cops were actually looking for a coked up pizza reviewer

  • @chavalider
    @chavalider Год назад +3

    I seriously salivate when I watch his pizza videos - they’re my after work/pre dinner videos I watch

  • @michaelfernandez3182
    @michaelfernandez3182 Год назад +5

    From the chicken sandwich dude, onward - This is absolutely hilarious

  • @armen_ar323
    @armen_ar323 2 года назад +924

    This might be the most action-packed pizza review of all time.

    • @cameronhurst9971
      @cameronhurst9971 2 года назад +91

      Joe and Pats

    • @9SecondStreetMustang
      @9SecondStreetMustang 2 года назад +50

      I faught a war for yous!
      Thank you for your service..
      My pleasure!
      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Majk314
      @Majk314 2 года назад +26

      @@9SecondStreetMustang plastic machine here ?

    • @oldarthurmorgan6319
      @oldarthurmorgan6319 2 года назад +14

      @@9SecondStreetMustang are you gonna offer me slice? Stop recording! me tell him to not record

    • @jaunmirza8246
      @jaunmirza8246 2 года назад +10

      @@oldarthurmorgan6319 i was nice enough to give u that idea

  • @adaytoremember225
    @adaytoremember225 3 года назад +323

    One Chicago carjacking, everyone knows winter is officially over.

    • @lionelhutz3142
      @lionelhutz3142 3 года назад +4

      😎😂

    • @nastynate838
      @nastynate838 3 года назад +2

      😂

    • @blitzkriegdiscord3366
      @blitzkriegdiscord3366 3 года назад +3

      Robbing Season 🥸

    • @matt4122
      @matt4122 3 года назад +1

      haha yeah except there's already 350 that happened so far this year.

    • @nasteel1188
      @nasteel1188 3 года назад +2

      Shut yo mouth, this ain't Kansas. More like 5 a day since the beginning of 2021.

  • @davidasher3624
    @davidasher3624 8 месяцев назад +6

    How the hell did I miss this one. This was epic! lmao

  • @VenezuelaNow
    @VenezuelaNow 8 месяцев назад +2

    I love the causal you're in my face... Dave has a truly unique way to interact with his staff...

  • @NiTiB3AT
    @NiTiB3AT 3 года назад +867

    Best part is the cops or whatever they are didn’t even bother going after the guy

    • @lukemcniff6580
      @lukemcniff6580 3 года назад +239

      "no chase" policy forbid them. i shit you not

    • @cameronk6100
      @cameronk6100 3 года назад +25

      Probably bc they had to talk to the guy who got carjacked so incase they didn't get the carjacker then they have no info on who owns the car

    • @Ctwosrer
      @Ctwosrer 3 года назад +49

      @@lukemcniff6580 police in chicago do NOT honor that no chase rule and if you actually live here then you know it. 🤷🏼‍♂️

    • @31TDs1SZN
      @31TDs1SZN 3 года назад +42

      Since the cop car got hit they have to stay at the scene of the accident or insurance won’t cover it

    • @MatTastic209
      @MatTastic209 3 года назад +104

      Why would they? So they can get shot and have to defend themselves and then get labeled as a racist white supremacist? If I was a cop now, I'd be saying f*ck them crimes!

  • @adamw8469
    @adamw8469 3 года назад +479

    Frankie would have got the whole carjacking on camera.

    • @kelseyknits
      @kelseyknits 3 года назад +7

      what happened to frankie :(

    • @gasware4681
      @gasware4681 2 года назад

      @@kelseyknits fr what happened to him man

    • @ClayTJohnson
      @ClayTJohnson 2 года назад +2

      @@gasware4681 dead

    • @thallakai
      @thallakai 2 года назад +2

      @@ClayTJohnson lmao no he isn't. He filmed all of the recent Toronto reviews.

    • @gloBrian
      @gloBrian Год назад

      @@thallakai well wtf happened with him

  • @ernestt5703
    @ernestt5703 Месяц назад

    The random things that happen in these videos sometimes adds more to the entertainment value. They just keep it rolling and go with the flow lmfao 😂😂😂

  • @aeroAdvocate
    @aeroAdvocate 8 месяцев назад +1

    This is one of the best reviews they ever did. I'm literally on the floor.

  • @Sco3000
    @Sco3000 3 года назад +327

    One local can't take a hint, everyone knows the car thief got away.

    • @wjkrug
      @wjkrug 3 года назад +30

      Two reasons to hate Chicago in one review

    • @b1gbuck
      @b1gbuck 3 года назад +3

      @@wjkrug chiraq

    • @lionelhutz3142
      @lionelhutz3142 3 года назад +3

      Crime...and the “Art of Pizza” absolutely sucks 😂

  • @Hellomynameisjimi
    @Hellomynameisjimi 3 года назад +221

    "I literally said no. I'm like I don't want to try it. HE'S IN MY ASSHOLE being like yeah you do." Best part of the video.😂😂

    • @zali6370
      @zali6370 3 года назад +10

      I know dave is such a douche bag 😂

  • @cremedelecouch
    @cremedelecouch 8 месяцев назад +2

    lol the cops look like local theater actors playing cops

  • @nicholasbrown5511
    @nicholasbrown5511 2 года назад +40

    I love how Dave always says if you eat a deep dish, even a bit of it, you’ll be on the toilet for weeks. Just last night I ate two medium deep dish pizzas to myself 😂

    • @TrentMcNary420
      @TrentMcNary420 Год назад +1

      Oh Nelly I'm sure your husband won't enjoy the noises coming from your guys bathroom

    • @Rowsy91
      @Rowsy91 9 месяцев назад

      jesus dude lol

    • @deathmetalpagan
      @deathmetalpagan 8 месяцев назад +8

      Have you rejoined society or still on the toilet?

    • @smokayman
      @smokayman 7 месяцев назад

      I mean... have you seen the mayor of Chicago??

  • @zero-ol2nt
    @zero-ol2nt 3 года назад +63

    Random chicken sandwich guy during a carjacking in the background "idk what's going on" Dave's response "You are the weirdest part of it" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @paulcorreggio4925
    @paulcorreggio4925 3 года назад +336

    One car jacking, everybody knows the rules...

    • @brianf.9117
      @brianf.9117 3 года назад +3

      One carjacking every other minute, everybody knows the rules

    • @GrahamMcKinnon
      @GrahamMcKinnon 3 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂 got me with that one

    • @jaygee5874
      @jaygee5874 3 года назад +3

      One conspiracy to assassinate the pres everyone knows the revolution .

    • @CharleenaPurcell
      @CharleenaPurcell 3 года назад

      Who does that in back of a cop car..

    • @jeremylambel1396
      @jeremylambel1396 3 года назад

      That’s Chicago for ya

  • @lowlifefilms4277
    @lowlifefilms4277 Год назад +2

    😂😂😂the part where the camera guy kept getting too close was killing me😂😂😂

  • @mattigates5410
    @mattigates5410 3 месяца назад

    The first thing he said: “you’re a little too close, no?” I DIEDDDDDD😂😂😂😂

  • @LoveVanita
    @LoveVanita 3 года назад +374

    Spider’s self esteem dropping with every pizza review 🥲

    • @xosammyb
      @xosammyb 2 года назад +1

      fuck spider, daves gf is doing a better job

    • @alexanderm8975
      @alexanderm8975 Год назад +11

      fr like be nice bruh

    • @Rowsy91
      @Rowsy91 9 месяцев назад +4

      whys he standing so damn close lmao

  • @rob111094
    @rob111094 3 года назад +274

    Strange guy: "It's evidence!"
    Dave: "Ya think it's evidence?"

  • @mishagermanovich
    @mishagermanovich 8 месяцев назад +1

    4:13 “that was a good call by me” lolol

  • @bruceaskew2107
    @bruceaskew2107 7 месяцев назад +3

    Alex made himself a special guest 🤣💯

  • @JebemTiZivot
    @JebemTiZivot 2 месяца назад +2

    “You’re so close to me Spider! Its like you wanna kiss me or something”😂

  • @johnnyb5534
    @johnnyb5534 3 года назад +98

    How jaded do you have to be as a cop to have a car jacking happen literally 10 feet away from you, peel out through traffic, hit the back of your squad car, and you barely even lift your head up lol

    • @ojuLzo
      @ojuLzo 3 года назад +35

      They police in one of the highest murder rate cities in America. You think they flinch for anything below a double homicide you tripping

    • @nealm6764
      @nealm6764 3 года назад +27

      I wouldn't do squat either. If things go bad and you have to shoot you will go to prison and your city will burn.

    • @goose_ganja7007
      @goose_ganja7007 3 года назад +6

      @@nealm6764 LOL Yea that is a good point. Didn't even consider that. #BlackLiveMaaaaaaaaattttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttturdblahhhhhh fart

    • @JonBonesJones84
      @JonBonesJones84 3 года назад +14

      Did you see how they vilified the Minnesota cops? Why would any cop want any part of actually enforcing the law, when everyone has their phone out, recording your every move?

    • @goose_ganja7007
      @goose_ganja7007 3 года назад +9

      @@JonBonesJones84 Yeah. Not all people vilify the police. Unfortunately those peoples thoughts and voices are being censored by the media and tech companies. If that doesn't work they are censored by their own people being labeled a "racist" or "alt right". Shits fucking creepy right.

  • @joedirt4579
    @joedirt4579 3 года назад +100

    Chicago is basically GTA, not surprising that we saw a live carjacking here

    • @timweb1510
      @timweb1510 3 года назад +14

      Shitcago a dump

    • @jd42305
      @jd42305 3 года назад +12

      Except in GTA the cops would've actually given chase.

    • @goose_ganja7007
      @goose_ganja7007 3 года назад +11

      @@jd42305 LOL I know right. The one thing I noticed was that chick cop just stands there in shock. Chigao PD fuckn stink.

    • @qanderson4968
      @qanderson4968 3 года назад +4

      @@goose_ganja7007 That was transit police lol they weren’t gonna do shit anyway

    • @Jiff321
      @Jiff321 3 года назад +7

      @@goose_ganja7007 they look like parking cops they aren’t getting paid to chase car jackers lol

  • @alekmontemayor1423
    @alekmontemayor1423 11 месяцев назад +1

    “I think this is thin crust actually” I thought he was an expert 😂

  • @ProtoMario
    @ProtoMario 2 года назад +6

    One kiss, everyone knows the rules spider.

  • @joaosimoesdecarvalho8096
    @joaosimoesdecarvalho8096 3 года назад +81

    One pair of paper hands struggling to open the box, everyone knows the rules

  • @Koreatn
    @Koreatn 3 года назад +282

    Introducing yourself by your full name, "Alexander", instead of just "Alex" is an all time psychopath move.

    • @MikeChamp
      @MikeChamp 3 года назад +7

      I introduce myself as Michael when I meet chicks at a bar or something. I go with Mike in every other scenario though.

    • @likedcascade6625
      @likedcascade6625 3 года назад +19

      @@MikeChamp yeah well Michael isn't 4 syllables.

    • @bluetextonwhitebg
      @bluetextonwhitebg 3 года назад +5

      i dunno. i've heard he's pretty great.

    • @G3Paintball3r
      @G3Paintball3r 3 года назад +4

      @@MikeChamp oh wowwww look at this cool guy! A real ladies man, boys! Watch out!

    • @MikeChamp
      @MikeChamp 3 года назад +8

      @@G3Paintball3r you don't meet girls when you go out? The fuck are you doing then?

  • @jnuh7710
    @jnuh7710 3 месяца назад

    I find it hilarious how much you struggle with these boxes 😂

  • @mikeh7220
    @mikeh7220 2 года назад +1

    Carjacking and pizza….A must watch!

  • @rustyshackleford3371
    @rustyshackleford3371 2 года назад +1548

    Imaging living in such a shithole that you get carjacked literally in front of the cops and it's just that nonchalant. The only person who seemed to care was Dave!

    • @dabearslive9605
      @dabearslive9605 2 года назад +253

      City is a reflection of its leadership at the top.

    • @thecookandthecookie3593
      @thecookandthecookie3593 2 года назад +1

      Haha

    • @Mike_Dubayou
      @Mike_Dubayou 2 года назад +15

      @Sebastain Peterson you clearly haven’t been to Chicago 😂

    • @nonethelessfirst8519
      @nonethelessfirst8519 2 года назад +9

      Cities are the downfall of humanity everything wrong with life today. They are destroying the planet and blame rural areas for voting against them killing the rural areas industries, but such is life now for awhile at least.

    • @ghostballs1874
      @ghostballs1874 2 года назад +40

      Isn’t that where Obama was a leader originally lol

  • @chicagojason7498
    @chicagojason7498 3 года назад +47

    You now know how real Chicago is when you witness a carjacking while doing a Pizza Review for a sandwich.

    • @salvagemonster3612
      @salvagemonster3612 9 месяцев назад +2

      Yep real sad. Put a minefield around it and require passports to leave

  • @BushWookie603
    @BushWookie603 Год назад

    "I gotta go next slice, but that guy came" haha awesome

  • @MrVacuumBrainBimbo
    @MrVacuumBrainBimbo 4 месяца назад

    "Spider, just let me do my thing here" has slayed me, holy shit

  • @SlimIsAMenace
    @SlimIsAMenace 3 года назад +116

    One car jacker caught on camera, Kim Foxx won't press charges, everyone knows the rules.

    • @lionelhutz3142
      @lionelhutz3142 3 года назад +17

      Spot on! And she will get re-elected.

    • @ZeroFreeze
      @ZeroFreeze 3 года назад +1

      Reason cops didn't even try to chase.

    • @Appaddict01
      @Appaddict01 2 года назад +1

      Lionel Hutz She stayed in by like 100 votes.🤬

  • @farmergeorge6885
    @farmergeorge6885 3 года назад +206

    One surprise half-eaten chicken sandwich, everyone knows he's getting dumped.

    • @VVeZoX
      @VVeZoX 3 года назад +1

      getting dumped for what? it’s not like she ordered it or even knows he got it

    • @Jake-vr3tn
      @Jake-vr3tn 3 года назад +1

      Lmaoooo hilarious

  • @kyleharringotn2222
    @kyleharringotn2222 7 месяцев назад

    carjacking right in the face of the cops haha. what a legend.

  • @maknavickas
    @maknavickas 7 месяцев назад +3

    How Dave is able to stay in the perfect Adderall, cocaine, and booze mixed stupor that creates the perfect level of entertainment value really is amazing. The bit of just assuming you know the name of a strangers dog is just amazing.

  • @bigern_
    @bigern_ 3 года назад +12

    “You’re the weirdest part of it” 😂 💀

  • @nixon413
    @nixon413 3 года назад +48

    "I've got a poke bowl in the car right now"
    "Alright that's good"

    • @JSalonsky
      @JSalonsky 2 года назад +1

      LMAO

    • @JSalonsky
      @JSalonsky 2 года назад

      New Yorker talking to an LA person

  • @jaelynnholloman4260
    @jaelynnholloman4260 8 месяцев назад +1

    Gotta love Chicago carjacking in front of the cops hit and run the cops and the cops just chill lol

  • @RepSteelers44
    @RepSteelers44 Год назад

    Yoooooo pres naming peoples dogs is the funniest thing

  • @xXJMZJrXx
    @xXJMZJrXx 3 года назад +57

    “I don’t know whats going on right now” “your the weirdest part of it”

  • @auh11
    @auh11 2 года назад +36

    Alexander setting his own rules on McDonald’s chicken sandwiches 😂😂

  • @JackHammerJoe
    @JackHammerJoe 3 месяца назад

    i laugh everytime Dave says "you're the weirdest part" LOL

  • @deanobrien1204
    @deanobrien1204 8 месяцев назад

    lol it so crazy seeing a guy eating a deep dish on the street and not at a table with a fork and spoon. that was wild. LOVE IT....

  • @guruvideos6813
    @guruvideos6813 3 года назад +179

    One guy giving away his girlfriend's chicken sandwich. Everyone knows the car is the only thing getting jacked tonight.

  • @johnnyinchi66
    @johnnyinchi66 3 года назад +293

    Dave is a magnet for content - literal human magnet

    • @differentkid1313
      @differentkid1313 Год назад +6

      Although I do agree with you that Dave is a content magnet but I’m from Chicago and I see something like this happen every other day

  • @obthree2830
    @obthree2830 2 года назад +1

    The car jackings have been crazy in Chicago lately!

  • @aaronbickford8725
    @aaronbickford8725 2 года назад

    “You don’t leave your house or your toilet for a month”, lmao!

  • @jamesdaoud4090
    @jamesdaoud4090 3 года назад +80

    If stupid spider wasn’t recording Dave’s liver. This review would’ve at least come close to Sallys

  • @Pollyform01
    @Pollyform01 3 года назад +216

    One close spider, everyone knows the pres has arachnophobia..

    • @treypelham5515
      @treypelham5515 3 года назад +2

      Lmao!

    • @peartdahurt
      @peartdahurt 3 года назад

      Yo I have such bad arachnophobia that I jumped when I read the first part of your comment hahaha.

  • @lucasblanchard47
    @lucasblanchard47 2 года назад +1

    4:30 “That guy came.” 🤣

  • @GiraffeFeatures
    @GiraffeFeatures Год назад +1

    3:55 Dave using all 3 of his brain cells to come up with the name 'wiggles', everybody knows the rules.

  • @JustAwesomee
    @JustAwesomee 3 года назад +381

    One annoying sandwich guy, everyone knows Pres regretted talking to him

    • @ColtGennarelli
      @ColtGennarelli 3 года назад +71

      If he didnt talk to they never would have gotten the car-jacking on film

    • @vshah1010
      @vshah1010 3 года назад +28

      He gave the sandwich to Dave instead of his girlfriend. Wow. It is weird.

    • @winningbackthegirl
      @winningbackthegirl 3 года назад +20

      @@vshah1010 beta males need to impress ol pageviews

    • @scottv9479
      @scottv9479 3 года назад +11

      @@ColtGennarelli shit, chicken man was in on it....made sure to distract the camera man enough for his boy to steal the car and then have his boy shit his pants in sheer panic as he sideswipes a cop/meter maid on the way out...hahaha

    • @TheBeefTrain
      @TheBeefTrain 3 года назад +8

      Major try-hard

  • @DieselJLUx2
    @DieselJLUx2 2 года назад +25

    I love how he just says to the guy, “okay that’s good” and then completely ignores him. Hahaha

  • @tinaturner247
    @tinaturner247 Год назад

    "...cameras are rollin, pizzas being eaten-..." 🤣🤣🤣

  • @shawno448
    @shawno448 3 года назад +62

    " so I got a poke ball in the car right now"- weird kid
    " alright that's good"- Dave

    • @jgzero18
      @jgzero18 3 года назад +13

      Poké bowl. like a deconstructed sushi

    • @jaunmirza8246
      @jaunmirza8246 3 года назад

      @@jgzero18 thanks coz i thought poke ball too
      Tgat makes the weid guy less weird

  • @Reefermadness1707
    @Reefermadness1707 3 года назад +19

    He went home and framed that chicken sandwich “biten by prez”

  • @macfan128
    @macfan128 29 дней назад

    "that guy came" 4:30 lmfaooo

  • @spick625
    @spick625 Год назад

    The cops not asking all the ppl recording for help is the best part. Fucking amazing

  • @thedannygarciashow4756
    @thedannygarciashow4756 3 года назад +4

    Carjackings are up 400% here in Chi-town....not surprised you caught one on camera honestly

  • @R0gue0ne
    @R0gue0ne 3 года назад +92

    Dave eating deep dish is like watching a grey hound eat custard through a tennis racquet...

    • @martydrooo
      @martydrooo 8 месяцев назад +5

      Lmao wtf

    • @JEspo83
      @JEspo83 3 месяца назад

      😂😂😂

  • @adamheck8367
    @adamheck8367 11 месяцев назад

    Lmao hes eating chicken from mcdonalds with a car jacking going on . . .pur chaos, love it

  • @RayRaeTV
    @RayRaeTV Год назад

    I can't believe how big this has become. It's awesome.

  • @Justin-jn5wm
    @Justin-jn5wm 3 года назад +52

    One car jacking, everyone knows those Chicago cops aren’t going to do anything about it

    • @monkeygraborange
      @monkeygraborange 3 года назад +6

      Celebrate Diversity

    • @KensAlpaca
      @KensAlpaca 3 года назад +5

      Why didn’t they chase after him?

    • @JJ-rb3ss
      @JJ-rb3ss 3 года назад +1

      @@KensAlpaca they are transit police not real cops

    • @JBrewner-lb8ek
      @JBrewner-lb8ek 3 года назад +1

      @@KensAlpaca no chasing is allowed in Chicago unless they can chase without endangering the public. So pretty much they have to be in area with no traffic or the country side.

    • @lionelhutz3142
      @lionelhutz3142 3 года назад +2

      Correct. CPD had a “no chase” policy forced upon them by Far Left “police reform”. The cops should be commended for following the rules wanted by BLM and the mayor. Now they can suck on it 🙌🏼