Dave Portnoy Deposition: Michael Rappaport's lawyer is no match for El Pres

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @4twunnay
    @4twunnay 2 года назад +496

    You know that lawyer is wearing a suit that doesn’t fit him correctly 😂

    • @willia1918
      @willia1918 2 года назад +5

      I’m picturing Liz Lemon’s lawyer

    • @mase60391
      @mase60391 6 месяцев назад +4

      6 sizes too small

    • @SuperTed.
      @SuperTed. 4 месяца назад

      Flint dibble

    • @Rado88
      @Rado88 Месяц назад

      And it’s brown

    • @BarryMckulkiner
      @BarryMckulkiner 5 дней назад

      breathin' pretty heavy

  • @bobafeet1234
    @bobafeet1234 3 года назад +2032

    The fact that there is videotaped deposition revolving around a "Michael Rapaport Clown Herpes" shirt is amazing.

    • @euroyen420p2
      @euroyen420p2 Год назад

      😆 Was thinking the same thing, rappa is such a deep seeded leftist tool!

    • @jam1ga
      @jam1ga 4 месяца назад +2

      😂😂😂

    • @JonLeejw
      @JonLeejw 4 месяца назад +7

      I didn't know this existed before this. Now I want to buy one

    • @glorioustrump245
      @glorioustrump245 3 месяца назад

      "The fact that" proof you are gay

    • @mpthorvonericksen
      @mpthorvonericksen 9 дней назад +1

      Most depositions are filmed. Someone put in a FOAA requests and then posted it. Which makes it better 🤣🤣🤣

  • @TakeAsNeeded4Pain
    @TakeAsNeeded4Pain 3 года назад +2858

    "You said that not me."
    Such a simple statement yet so devastating at the same time.

    • @billdykeman8298
      @billdykeman8298 3 года назад +40

      I usually say;
      "Those are your words not mine."

    • @pinecone4610
      @pinecone4610 2 года назад +14

      Without a comma, that statement sounds like a caveman talking

    • @pinecone4610
      @pinecone4610 2 года назад +3

      And I’ve been giggling like an 1d1ot for the past 5 minutes because of that

    • @jkelsey555
      @jkelsey555 Год назад +6

      Not nearly as bad as the lawyer replying "I see what you're saying"

    • @samsepiol05590
      @samsepiol05590 Год назад +1

      Portnoy lies with the best of him hahaahah

  • @TheSteve1126
    @TheSteve1126 3 года назад +371

    Dave’s Lawyer: “Objection”.
    Dave: “Let me destroy this clown”

  • @StonedSpagooter
    @StonedSpagooter 2 года назад +471

    "The clown shirt is personal to me, you have to be a real idiot to get it"
    This man took the Eminem defense

  • @sladewilson9741
    @sladewilson9741 3 года назад +3724

    Imagine if Rappaport got sued by everybody he slandered. The biggest trash talkers are the biggest snowflakes.

    • @Pochonesian
      @Pochonesian 3 года назад +86

      The inconveniencing of David portnoy is all Mike wanted... because it’s all he can get.

    • @andyward8430
      @andyward8430 3 года назад +91

      I like rappaport and hate him at the same time. I appreciate that he speaks his mind but he’s an overly opinionated New Yorker who cant ever admit he’s wrong, he’s like spike lee to me in that regard.

    • @visible2anyoneonyoutube
      @visible2anyoneonyoutube 3 года назад +119

      @@andyward8430 he is a herpes clown

    • @CHPMP5
      @CHPMP5 3 года назад +11

      @@andyward8430 Huh, interesting comparison but completely agree. I respect the both of them for their accomplishments and wouldn't mind having a beer with either, but how long till they're both doubling down and talking out of their ass? Something about assholes and opinions hah

    • @seanmurphy2302
      @seanmurphy2302 3 года назад +34

      @@CHPMP5 Go ahead, have a beer with them. You're gonna get herpes.

  • @nicholassummerlee6843
    @nicholassummerlee6843 3 года назад +796

    Hearing the Lawyer say “I am Crappaport” is my favorite part.

  • @SlyMaelstrom
    @SlyMaelstrom 3 года назад +847

    "I see what you're saying..."
    Five words you never want to hear your lawyer say to the counter-party of your lawsuit.

    • @dontworry4831
      @dontworry4831 3 года назад +50

      Yea i never want my lawyer to see what the opposing witness is saying unless he has a better card waiting to be played. This guy simply folded and moved on to the next hand 😂🤣🤦🏾

  • @devonwatt2194
    @devonwatt2194 3 года назад +192

    One piece of evidence that invalidates your entire argument, everyone knows the rules

    • @tedged
      @tedged 4 месяца назад +2

      yet he always takes multiple bites.
      and everyone knows the rules.
      but that's just a sales gimmick line.
      it's almost never one bite. rules? huh?
      mindlessly repeating sales slogans, sure. rules? huh?
      gobbledegook? whizzy bizzy fizzy fo sho. zip. wink. burp.

  • @nobodynobody7729
    @nobodynobody7729 3 года назад +282

    The old lawyer tactic of "making shit up and hoping it sticks."
    60% of the time, it works everytime.

    • @godonkgo
      @godonkgo 3 года назад +1

      thats shtty diaper dons tactics

    • @Bemfactor98
      @Bemfactor98 Год назад +4

      Yes, the classic Sex Panther argument

  • @miked9639
    @miked9639 3 года назад +268

    1 bad lawyer, everybody knows the rules

    • @Luigi17891
      @Luigi17891 3 года назад +1

      Can't be a bad lawyer with no case to begin with.

  • @AidanLeyne
    @AidanLeyne 3 года назад +2146

    "That went well." Amazing.

  • @tillerbob63
    @tillerbob63 3 года назад +1028

    This dude is a legend. I would have to agree with him, "Well that went well". I can only imagine the lawyers thoughts after his big piece of evidence defended him.

    • @jonnsmith180
      @jonnsmith180 2 года назад

      The very fact that you see the "dude" as a "legend" tells me you need to man-up. Stop being a worshiping simp.

    • @jpablo700
      @jpablo700 2 года назад +7

      They probably said, "Yes. That went very well for Portnoy."

    • @martindg93
      @martindg93 Год назад +3

      Dude don’t realize lawyers just do their job and have a life after 7PM.

    • @alexandriaocasio-smollett5078
      @alexandriaocasio-smollett5078 Год назад +7

      @@martindg93Dude *does* realize that. Obviously. Which in turn makes you trying to dunk on him so much funnier since you clearly don’t have the brainpower to understand any of it😂😂

    • @blorgo6201
      @blorgo6201 Год назад

      You know he lost this lawsuit right?

  • @KayFabe87
    @KayFabe87 Год назад +323

    Portnoy's father being an attorney probably helped him tremendously. He handled this deposition like a pro. Short, direct answers. Only "yes" and "no" when possible. Don't give them anything that they can twist or purposely misconstrue in an effort to set a 'perjury trap'. Nicely done.

    • @Normally_aspirated
      @Normally_aspirated Год назад +40

      As the son of an attorney, I can confirm I have been waiting my whole life to be deposed

    • @Silidons91
      @Silidons91 Год назад +10

      He continued talking through objections, not exactly a pro...

    • @Weimerica8841
      @Weimerica8841 Год назад +16

      ​@@Normally_aspiratedlol the only thing my dad ever really told me about being an attorney is to never become one myself

    • @ZenBJJ10p
      @ZenBJJ10p Год назад +4

      @@blorgo6201he won.. 😂

    • @joenobody5913
      @joenobody5913 Год назад

      @@18laxX Word. Trumps gone thru like half of them. For some reason I assumed they'd want to get paid, but i guess some just need the supposed "fame"

  • @DJHeadshotHunter
    @DJHeadshotHunter Год назад +171

    "That went well" I love how he comments on his own testimony how good he did. Sh*t had me in tears

    • @christopherelsworth9559
      @christopherelsworth9559 8 месяцев назад +10

      He was referring to his line of questioning going well. Which makes it even better haha

    • @BillyMcMorran
      @BillyMcMorran 4 месяца назад +11

      You misunderstand. It is an underhand comment aimed at the person asking the questions.

    • @christian6353
      @christian6353 4 месяца назад +12

      You smooth brain he's mocking Rappaport's attorney...

    • @MrJamberee
      @MrJamberee 4 месяца назад +4

      He was sarcastically referring to the lawyer’s questioning. It wasn’t about himself.

    • @HolySoopCoolers
      @HolySoopCoolers 3 месяца назад +8

      You could have deleted this.

  • @Randsurfer
    @Randsurfer 3 года назад +1189

    Lawyer's tactic is what's known as "grasping at straws".

    • @PhilJLF
      @PhilJLF 3 года назад +11

      You could tell that when he kept saying uhmmmm uhmmmm uhmmmm

    • @mozartofwar
      @mozartofwar 3 года назад +29

      A common strategy in American law 😂😂😂

    • @joshuagraham1476
      @joshuagraham1476 3 года назад +16

      Throw shit
      Pray stick

    • @scottlucidi6476
      @scottlucidi6476 3 года назад +2

      Lawyers tactic of helping the defendant.

    • @RoySpray
      @RoySpray 3 года назад +6

      I would say more leading the witness. He just didn't lead him somewhere he wanted him to. Aka he didn't slip up when the greasy lawyer tried.

  • @Bootigieg
    @Bootigieg 3 года назад +439

    You’d have to be a real idiot to get it - Dave
    I’m totally taking that

  • @michaelodonnell6284
    @michaelodonnell6284 3 года назад +629

    "That went well" best line ever.

    • @aleh781
      @aleh781 Год назад +1

      no i don’t think so

  • @TomSmith-gw6fn
    @TomSmith-gw6fn 2 года назад +787

    It’s pretty cool watching this. Davey’s such a jock goofball on the surface, but you really see his killer instinct here and why he’s such an insane success in life.

    • @LudiCrust.
      @LudiCrust. 2 года назад

      He couldn’t have created Barstool and made it as big as it is if he wasn’t a shark. Someone would’ve eaten him alive.

    • @oh.....5075
      @oh.....5075 2 года назад +14

      He's witty and smart

    • @Nuttyirishman85
      @Nuttyirishman85 2 года назад +23

      He’s not a jock, he’s the guy who wished he had talent. Maybe he wrote down the stats to be involved.

    • @mikegriffin1598
      @mikegriffin1598 2 года назад

      No, he’s a POS; lots of a-holes make money

    • @migorpan2051
      @migorpan2051 2 года назад +7

      But he does have talent lol he’s obviously entertaining.

  • @Dadbod007
    @Dadbod007 Год назад +43

    I can imagine Dave’s blood boiling and holding back laughter during this deposition.

  • @therealityofthings9574
    @therealityofthings9574 3 года назад +691

    El prez on his Bradley cooper from Limitless
    Probably railed an addie seconds before this deposition
    Never mess with portnoy on addies
    It’s like sensu beans for him

    • @guccimane623
      @guccimane623 3 года назад +12

      Was thinking the same thing.

    • @giovannid1457
      @giovannid1457 3 года назад +37

      It’s all happening in slow motion for him.

    • @thecaptain29
      @thecaptain29 3 года назад +17

      Junkies. So annoying.

    • @batesk8
      @batesk8 3 года назад +6

      Na el prez knew this was a walk in the park, didn’t even need the addies, plus he’s not hyper enough like he usually is on them lol

    • @mkhanman12345
      @mkhanman12345 3 года назад +4

      adderall beans

  • @jizmackdagusia9566
    @jizmackdagusia9566 3 года назад +455

    I guess we'll find out what this lawyer looks like when his clown shirt comes out on the Barstool merch site.

  • @ClumzySergio
    @ClumzySergio 3 года назад +547

    This feels like explaining what i did yesterday with the boys to my gf..

    • @DeepDive123
      @DeepDive123 3 года назад +21

      Been there, never again! Life is too short to explain your innocence to a crazy gf. You’ll thank me years from now!

    • @yourlaughhere
      @yourlaughhere 3 года назад +1

      @Revolting exactly what I thought

    • @ClumzySergio
      @ClumzySergio 3 года назад +2

      Exactly.👏

    • @andrewmichos3404
      @andrewmichos3404 3 года назад +2

      Hahahahahahaha amen!

    • @HarryDetective
      @HarryDetective 3 года назад +2

      On the money.

  • @Jayzone702
    @Jayzone702 Год назад +331

    What’s so simple and smart about Dave is that he really does never lie. If he says something he takes full accountability and if he claims he didn’t say something he’s telling the truth and he’s able to back it up. It’s such an easy way to stay out of trouble, just be honest and the result will always be better

    • @jsahkljdhkashvbosild
      @jsahkljdhkashvbosild Год назад +41

      He lies when he rates a pizza in Massachusetts

    • @TheRealJohnMadden
      @TheRealJohnMadden Год назад

      @@jsahkljdhkashvbosildyeah fuck em

    • @krisb-travel
      @krisb-travel Год назад +9

      @@jsahkljdhkashvbosild that pizza is literally known to be junk

    • @kegsofvomitspit
      @kegsofvomitspit Год назад +20

      It’s absolutely adorable that you think some people never lie.

    • @pawlpoche8736
      @pawlpoche8736 Год назад +5

      Never lies?
      Really?

  • @chrish2112
    @chrish2112 Год назад +57

    Pres can barely stop himself from bursting out in laughter following "That went well". Absolutely hilarious.

  • @mikeypikey2743
    @mikeypikey2743 3 года назад +2241

    He looks like the human version of Zuck.

  • @rjstamm1038
    @rjstamm1038 3 года назад +132

    This is the very definition of frivolous lawsuit. Such a waste of money, time and resources.

    • @lachcik5084
      @lachcik5084 3 года назад +6

      you should see the fucking case im dealing with right now. almost a million dollars in tax dollars being wasted over a corrupt detective. ill make sure it makes the news ;)

    • @kingrider75
      @kingrider75 3 года назад

      The American way. Try to make your money by being a low life and suing someone for stupid shit

    • @Silvsr
      @Silvsr 2 года назад +1

      @@lachcik5084 how is ur case going

    • @pretzelheaddd
      @pretzelheaddd 2 года назад +1

      @@lachcik5084 how did it go? Are you alive?

    • @johngurwitz5203
      @johngurwitz5203 2 года назад +4

      @@pretzelheaddd he’s unfortunately sold off to the Norwegian drug cartel

  • @BennettParsons1
    @BennettParsons1 3 года назад +2908

    Lawyer: “A clown with herpes?”
    Portnoy: “You said that not me.”
    00:43
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @malibuconv1968
    @malibuconv1968 2 года назад +70

    Dave Portnoy is a Legend.
    Everyone knows the Rules.

  • @tjhartley2599
    @tjhartley2599 Год назад +43

    This is how people on the internet think they'd act in real life situations, this man does it

  • @jeremyw9652
    @jeremyw9652 3 года назад +412

    Did this lawyer not exam the evidence before presenting it? 🤣🤣🤣. His own evidence proves himself wrong just priceless lmao.

    • @francisg5207
      @francisg5207 3 года назад +34

      If I had to guess I'd say the guy is a stiff and completely just misunderstood what was being said in the video. Epic fail.

    • @nicholasdicarlo217
      @nicholasdicarlo217 3 года назад +14

      If I had to assume I think the lawyers plan was to have Dave slip up for a Gottcha moment. Little did he know Dave doesn't cave to pressure.

    • @ImperatorDredd
      @ImperatorDredd 3 года назад

      @@nicholasdicarlo217 EXPECT! When pizza shop owners are staring him down for a good review XD lol

    • @jeremyw9652
      @jeremyw9652 3 года назад +3

      @@nicholasdicarlo217 "well that went well" 🤣🤣

    • @pfclex6737
      @pfclex6737 3 года назад

      Did he actually get fired ?

  • @cowzz4267
    @cowzz4267 3 года назад +144

    as soon as he said, "uhhh you said that, not me".. these lawyers had to know they were fucked
    Shoutout Mike Portnoy Esquire for making sure Dave was raised to win

  • @Ndzzle
    @Ndzzle 3 года назад +568

    That lawyer is such trash, that he played himself with his gotcha recording that completely exonerated Portnoy. "That went well".

    • @gandalfthewhite8075
      @gandalfthewhite8075 3 года назад +54

      The lawyer prob knew he had nothing, so might as well try to confuse someone into saying false testimony.

    • @WallyTony
      @WallyTony 3 года назад +2

      Depositions are easy.

    • @gandalfthewhite8075
      @gandalfthewhite8075 3 года назад +10

      @@WallyTony You do know that the judge tossed out the case.

    • @Homer62001
      @Homer62001 3 года назад +7

      Well no, that's what you do in depostions. You take big swings to see if anything connects. That way you focus on the winners at trial.

    • @MrJamberee
      @MrJamberee 3 года назад

      The lawyer actually though he had him- and then there was a sudden realization that he had fukked up.

  • @mckdogdrums3543
    @mckdogdrums3543 3 года назад +222

    Lol Dave is so solid man. A man with strong convictions through and through. Love it.

    • @AK-rv6dq
      @AK-rv6dq 3 года назад +9

      He is the ultimate chad.

    • @lambynighttrain
      @lambynighttrain 2 года назад +2

      The truth fears no scrutiny

    • @braille5575
      @braille5575 2 года назад +1

      If you're innocent you fight til the death.

    • @TheDonConn
      @TheDonConn Год назад +1

      hes blowed out lol

    • @mckdogdrums3543
      @mckdogdrums3543 Год назад

      @@TheDonConn lol lord pablo flour was on the menu you reckon

  • @ricksundberg5659
    @ricksundberg5659 Год назад +55

    Not only did Portnoy accurately predict Rappaport's next move, he prepared his strategy for what he would do in response. Portnoy knew the game and the players so he did what he felt gave him the best chance for a win. That's just being a good competitor.

  • @johningram2153
    @johningram2153 3 года назад +820

    So much adrenaline. He just scored this victory and he's looking all over the room for validation and high fives. Just like I would be doing.

    • @EP-77o
      @EP-77o 3 года назад +18

      Cocaine. That is in fact what we call in the legal industry, a deposition brought to you by the devils dust.

    • @FJLC93
      @FJLC93 3 года назад +22

      @@EP-77o nice try rappaport

    • @lamosos
      @lamosos Год назад +14

      "Adrenaline" 🤣
      Bro is coked out of his mind.

    • @micstars2233
      @micstars2233 Год назад

      Yeah and he has lots of dough and you don't keep throwing your money at these dudes like an idiot

    • @spartan_warrior5927
      @spartan_warrior5927 Год назад +3

      @@lamososlmao that was my first thought. That coke jaw is going strong.

  • @user-fw1un2cw7v
    @user-fw1un2cw7v 3 года назад +291

    He was probably hung over for this, made 2 Ad deals that day, a couple pizza reviews and then made a paid appearance for a casino that night.

    • @810wasaninsidejob9
      @810wasaninsidejob9 3 года назад +21

      I bet Frankie was in control of the deposition camera too lmao

    • @anthonyelwick3600
      @anthonyelwick3600 3 года назад

      He’s a legend

    • @jfjf-yn6wj
      @jfjf-yn6wj 3 года назад +5

      are you proud of your daddy

    • @Max-oi6op
      @Max-oi6op 3 года назад

      ...and then had a coke and stripper party.

    • @ctcs9162
      @ctcs9162 3 года назад

      dont forget the adult film awards he hosts..........like an asshole

  • @derekcullin357
    @derekcullin357 3 года назад +229

    That guy has to be the shittiest attorney money can buy. He must have been a court appointed attorney up until Mike decided to hire him!!

    • @Lawperson97
      @Lawperson97 3 года назад +2

      There’s no court appointed attorneys in civil cases.

    • @davidritchie9344
      @davidritchie9344 3 года назад +28

      @@Lawperson97 you must be related to the lawyer. He said up until mike hired him, not that he was appointed to him.

    • @chrisstowe3448
      @chrisstowe3448 3 года назад +1

      @@davidritchie9344 lmao

    • @wut3358
      @wut3358 3 года назад

      @@Lawperson97 I hope you're not a lawyer.

    • @slofty
      @slofty 3 года назад +1

      @@Lawperson97 I mean, you don’t call yourself reading comprehension nerd, so there’s one good thing…

  • @Ancasterboy
    @Ancasterboy Год назад +12

    Damn, Dave is a professional, you can see why he’s successful. Smart, on the ball, answers with fact , we can all learn from this

  • @userjim83
    @userjim83 Год назад +29

    What a world we live in where these types of lawsuits are a thing

  • @justinharris7762
    @justinharris7762 3 года назад +609

    We need a t-shirt that says "That went well".

    • @leifkemp
      @leifkemp 3 года назад +5

      with that 👍🏼 at the end, right on the chest.

    • @ohainickify
      @ohainickify 3 года назад +8

      When he said that, I busted out laughing so loud

    • @costlydiagram5556
      @costlydiagram5556 3 года назад +2

      Good news! Check the site lol

    • @HughJazzwhole
      @HughJazzwhole 3 года назад

      hahaha it was so well timed and executed

    • @88unstopable
      @88unstopable 3 года назад

      We need a tshirt that says "I cheated on my pregnant wife"

  • @mattstah9319
    @mattstah9319 3 года назад +163

    I love how stunned as the day is long Rapaport's lawyer is. Plays a tape that completely sinks his case. El Prez sitting back looking over at his lawyer like, look at this idiot.

  • @Cocoa1million
    @Cocoa1million 3 года назад +377

    “Is it not true that you didn’t....” wish lawyers could just talk like humans

    • @sundaynightdrunk
      @sundaynightdrunk 3 года назад +44

      They try to phrase everything to get an answer of yes or no, or correct or not-correct. Witnesses elaborating on facts doesn't play well in court for legal reasons, so they've learned to ask very specific questions that only require yes or no answers. You're right about the weird double-negative there, though.

    • @pfclex6737
      @pfclex6737 3 года назад +18

      I use double negatives to get answers I want from stupid people regularly

    • @dooshkid
      @dooshkid 3 года назад +6

      well that's why portnoy's attorney keeps objecting to it; because it's argumentative phrasing

    • @h8dallas420
      @h8dallas420 3 года назад

      they have to talk like that, you allow witnesses to say anything then they can sway a jury based off their opinions and not facts

    • @JonHop1
      @JonHop1 3 года назад +2

      @@brianepst Its their job to ask good questions.. If you are phrasing things in a way to "trip someone up", then they can argue they misunderstood the phrasing of the question which also hurts, as using double negatives like that makes it considerable that someone could misunderstand the question rendering it useless in court.

  • @tbomber7716
    @tbomber7716 3 года назад +14

    "That went well". I've been using that line for almost two years now.

  • @midnightrambler3865
    @midnightrambler3865 3 года назад +124

    El Pres never ceases to make laugh."That went well." 🤣🤣

  • @joshmole5146
    @joshmole5146 3 года назад +461

    I was just waiting for Dave to pull out a slice of pizza 🤣

    • @DrJay_elite
      @DrJay_elite 3 года назад +20

      One bite, everyone knows the rules.

    • @joshmole5146
      @joshmole5146 3 года назад +11

      @@DrJay_elite yea and never takes just one bite 😂

    • @DrJay_elite
      @DrJay_elite 3 года назад

      @@joshmole5146 😂 I know ..

    • @WhoCares-_-.
      @WhoCares-_-. 3 года назад +1

      @@joshmole5146 that’s the joke

  • @Dios67
    @Dios67 3 года назад +326

    T-shirts at Barstool can be created quickly; nothing has to be "ready". I remember multiple videos where Dave comes up with am idea on the fly and says right then, 't-shirt guy, make it happen' and it's out not soon after.

    • @jake3736
      @jake3736 3 года назад +10

      Lmao right? Literally all it takes is a call t-shirt company with the design you want and it's ready to be sold within a few hours

    • @WBsteve
      @WBsteve 3 года назад +1

      yup super quick when you know what you want can be done in a few hours and ready to be mass printed.

    • @JoeKyser
      @JoeKyser 3 года назад +1

      Tshirt period, not just at barstool. Use tspring for example. You can design and upload anything you wish in minutes and sell as many as you can without ever having any ready

    • @JoeKyser
      @JoeKyser 3 года назад

      @@jake3736 doesn't even take a call. It can literally be done in minutes right on the computer.

    • @JonHop1
      @JonHop1 3 года назад

      @@WBsteve Depends how good your artist is at rendering the visual... Printing the shirts takes seconds tho once the design is ready. Some artists are incredible quick at getting a great design rendered and ready for print. While others are incredibly slow.

  • @weezalicious
    @weezalicious 2 года назад +47

    Dave is an absolute gift.

  • @roadwarrior22
    @roadwarrior22 3 года назад +78

    Dave loves this shit! He's in his element here 🤣🤣

    • @saltpeter500
      @saltpeter500 3 года назад +1

      Yeah, douchebags usually end up in court.

    • @Niko6767
      @Niko6767 3 года назад +3

      @@saltpeter500 is that why you know so much about it?

    • @saltpeter500
      @saltpeter500 3 года назад +1

      @@Niko6767 you'd s#it your pants and cry for mommy if you were in court.

    • @Niko6767
      @Niko6767 3 года назад +2

      @@saltpeter500 is that what happened to you and Herpes rappaport.

  • @richardcasey4439
    @richardcasey4439 3 года назад +30

    My next t-shirt logo: “That Went Well”

  • @ronaldo19832
    @ronaldo19832 3 года назад +182

    7 minutes of no sense blabbing by rapaport lawyer...
    Pres: oh that went well 😂😂👏🏽👏🏽

    • @PrblyUrFather
      @PrblyUrFather 3 года назад +1

      In all fairness he is guilty but you cannot prove this in court.

    • @mikefigures5075
      @mikefigures5075 3 года назад

      That’s how lawyers do their billing. Blabbing fills up time.....

    • @civilwarwasaninsidejob7405
      @civilwarwasaninsidejob7405 2 года назад

      @@PrblyUrFather guilty? This is a civil case. There isn't an innocent or guilty outcome in civil cases 😂

  • @scalpsquadron4008
    @scalpsquadron4008 3 года назад +434

    The best part is he fired the wrong guy by text lmao!!!!!

    • @CGPitcher15
      @CGPitcher15 3 года назад +1

      Wym? Can you reply with an article of the case and issue? Just stumbled on this video

    • @Dadum-bass
      @Dadum-bass 3 года назад +2

      @@CGPitcher15 time stamp 4:05

    • @cheminem
      @cheminem 3 года назад +46

      @@CGPitcher15 what kind of request is that lol search it urself

    • @seanmayo206
      @seanmayo206 3 года назад

      What's this about?

    • @Dadum-bass
      @Dadum-bass 3 года назад +19

      @@seanmayo206 Near as I can tell, Portnoy had reason to fire Rappaport, He wrote a "you're fired" msg, but Texted it to Mr. Wrong Rappaport, not Mr. Right Rappaport in his phone. 2 guys, same last name.
      Since Portnoy knew that Rappaport would go off and have a public hissy fit, Portnoy decided he would capitalize on it by producing a T-shirt of a clown and sent a text to a 3rd person. The T-shirt designer/producer, saying "get this ready"
      Mr. Rappaport seems to believe that that shirt is defamation as in his eyes it implies Rappaport has Herpes and that he was fired for Portnoy to sell the shirt.
      Basically sounds like a washed up ex B-list actor had a temper tantrum over getting fired and wants to pin the fall of his career on that and not on the work he's done in the past decade, so if it sounds stupid and convoluted. That's cause it is.

  • @Eagle7433
    @Eagle7433 3 года назад +56

    One horrible lawyer, everyone knows Dave gave him a .07 just under Jack's.

  • @zachspurlin6419
    @zachspurlin6419 3 года назад +65

    The look on his face after hearing the video this first time is priceless. He’s waiting for so,thing to argue, and still waiting because there’s literally nothing hahah

  • @joshpcs
    @joshpcs 3 года назад +74

    Imagine being a lawyer with an inability to listen to a video that lays out the chronological order of events... and then continuing to misunderstand until it’s explained to you for the third time...

    • @jgcgsgmg
      @jgcgsgmg 3 года назад +4

      Lawyer doesn't give a shit. Depositions are where the easy billable hours and the real $$ are. Lawyer ain't tripping but rappaport probably is

    • @joshpcs
      @joshpcs 3 года назад +4

      @@jgcgsgmg you’re right for sure. I guess most lawyers aren’t expecting their crappy deposition arguments to become viral videos that would taint their image, cause no way I’d hire this guy lol

    • @jgcgsgmg
      @jgcgsgmg 3 года назад +1

      @@joshpcs hahaha exactly! But the lawyer is still a clown for being unprepared for a deposition. Definitely worth firing for that one lol

    • @Thiiink
      @Thiiink 2 года назад

      lol

  • @Jmitch767
    @Jmitch767 3 года назад +70

    The shocking thing is that he’s being sued over a T shirt

  • @ratm23471
    @ratm23471 3 года назад +251

    When your slam dunking on your opponent and they try to act good. "That went well".

  • @becausewemust
    @becausewemust 3 года назад +95

    Such a flimsy standpoint is amazing really. These guys do not come cheap.

  • @Youtuber-ki2gb
    @Youtuber-ki2gb 2 года назад +52

    Over a year later, and this is still fucking hilarious.. “that went well” 😂😂😂

  • @the3rdid485
    @the3rdid485 3 года назад +20

    Lmao wtf. This is the kind of stuff you can't even script cuz no one will believe it. That lawyer literally listened to a time frame repeatedly, thought he had a gotcha moment and absolutely wrecked himself.

  • @dianem2697
    @dianem2697 3 года назад +39

    Love, love, love this man! He owns it!

  • @JayChadwickRugby
    @JayChadwickRugby 3 года назад +199

    Barstool Sports and Dave Portnoy are at a different level of no f$cks given.

    • @rajington7098
      @rajington7098 3 года назад +6

      Porntoy is as sensitive as it gets. He's a dumb guys smart guy.
      The little girl cannot handle simple things, like someone saying "buddy" casually - he can only read inbetween the lines and search for offesne lol.
      And he got mad at Rappaport for saying the term "stoolies" is dumb and no one uses it in real life - which is true. Portnoy the douchebag literally couldn't handle that his "stoolies" thing is stupid and it never worked with fans. He had a temper tantrum just because someone said it's stupid lmao.
      He's a sensitive, ignorant, and arrogant baby, like Trump.

    • @alexmoorcroft9580
      @alexmoorcroft9580 3 года назад +14

      @@rajington7098 who hurt you

    • @Rarediel
      @Rarediel 3 года назад +5

      guess you missed his crying over dodge coin

    • @chuckclark6162
      @chuckclark6162 3 года назад +11

      @@rajington7098
      Trump still living rent-free in your feeble little mind.
      Now that's funny!

    • @rajington7098
      @rajington7098 3 года назад +1

      ​@@chuckclark6162 Awesome line man, you really got me with that. Did you make that up yourself? No? Copied other kids online, again? Yea, that's your style lol.
      Anyway try not to get so triggered when people merely mention your daddy critically.

  • @indojoelach3034
    @indojoelach3034 3 года назад +48

    "well that went well" had me in tears!!!

  • @lewiyonas3255
    @lewiyonas3255 3 года назад +246

    You know what I’ve realized… lawyers aren’t stupid, they try to trip you up by either tryna force you to accept an insinuation or repeat questions over and over
    This shit is ridiculous, it’s clear (or became increasingly clear by the second replay of that tape) that pres went the shirts out not only after firing mike but
    After mike did something in retaliation, yet the lawyers keep asking “iS tHaT nOt wHaT YoU mEaNt” like my goodness

    • @nicholasboule5134
      @nicholasboule5134 3 года назад +5

      you've only just realized this? I was a videographer for depositions and it's pretty fun to watch. But also the bullshit ppl get away with is wild too.

    • @lewiyonas3255
      @lewiyonas3255 3 года назад +1

      @@nicholasboule5134 as I’ve grown older I’ve steadily realized how messed up the world is but still…. To see how manipulative people can be to mentally fuck someone over to gain any benefit still very messed up

    • @HOTMiSCHiEF1
      @HOTMiSCHiEF1 2 года назад +9

      It's called cross referencing. Many criminals memirize their story from beginning to end. Telling a fake story backwards or from the middle can reveal inconsistencies in someones story.

    • @johnwilson8990
      @johnwilson8990 2 года назад

      That's why you just keep saying " I plead the 5th"

    • @jaygio
      @jaygio 2 года назад +1

      Big realization there...

  • @jackwagon8614
    @jackwagon8614 2 года назад +7

    7:17 that little "that went well" just ended that dudes whole career.

  • @youdoyouplayer8529
    @youdoyouplayer8529 3 года назад +25

    “You’d have to be a real idiot to get it” is such a great excuse

  • @alwayson6355
    @alwayson6355 3 года назад +51

    "I see what you're saying" - a man with nothing to say.

  • @foxmolder363
    @foxmolder363 3 года назад +69

    When Dave’s eyes open up like a Sauron, you know he just won something and is cocky as hell.

    • @Gush27
      @Gush27 3 года назад +2

      @Bobs Black None of what you said is true that is crazy

    • @thepatfisherman
      @thepatfisherman 3 года назад +1

      that and the massive amounts of amphetamines flowing through his bloodstream 🤣

  • @samsepiol05590
    @samsepiol05590 Год назад +1

    “No match for Rappaport’s lawyer” says the caption hahahaha

  • @johnwilliams7540
    @johnwilliams7540 2 года назад +93

    Another problem wrong with our justice system.. How the hell does that "lawyer" have a job when he could not understand a simple sentence? Very scary.

    • @candleman3360
      @candleman3360 2 года назад +14

      This is civil court bruv. Civil Court is a madhouse

    • @xXelitegpXx
      @xXelitegpXx 2 года назад +20

      It’s their job. To get him to say the opposite now, then whatever he said before goes out the window.

    • @HomeDefender30
      @HomeDefender30 2 года назад +10

      He understood exactly what was said in it… he just felt like he could manipulate Dave into making it sound like something it wasn’t.

    • @goldenshoggoth2143
      @goldenshoggoth2143 2 года назад +10

      The whole point is to frustrate the person to mispeak, Lawyer understood everything was just trying to undermine his credibility.

  • @michaelgatti8320
    @michaelgatti8320 3 года назад +49

    The lawyer saying “I am Crapoport stereo fraudcast” is amazing 😂

  • @BWHeitmann
    @BWHeitmann 3 года назад +14

    Dave hit them with the Vincent LaGuardia Gambini, “I’m done with THIS guy.”

  • @lshaffer1980
    @lshaffer1980 3 года назад +45

    I need a That went well t-shirt.

  • @thetruebatman4632
    @thetruebatman4632 3 года назад +62

    God you can’t help but love this guy.

    • @marcuscostello5635
      @marcuscostello5635 Год назад +2

      ​@dejuren1367 you could only do it if you hate truth, integrity, fun, jokes, etc.

  • @JAYCEETAYLOR
    @JAYCEETAYLOR 2 года назад +6

    Never has that phrase been used so perfectly, "well...that went well".... I'm dying!

  • @GrahamBartle
    @GrahamBartle 3 года назад +26

    Wow! That was hilarious. More people need to see this.

  • @jaime17000
    @jaime17000 3 года назад +52

    What an amazing lawyer Rappaport had. He proved Portnoy's statement. "That went well👍👍" 🤣

    • @albundy7198
      @albundy7198 3 года назад +6

      How pathetic that Michael Rapaport the self-proclaimed king of shit talk is suing people over shit talk that’s as pussy as it gets.

  • @MaDukesMaDukes
    @MaDukesMaDukes 3 года назад +90

    One bite, everybody knows the rules. Ba da bing. They still hearing that slap in Tokyo 😎🤣

    • @AndrewsProduction100
      @AndrewsProduction100 3 года назад +1

      Pizza pizza, pizza pizza, pizza pizza

    • @steve1199
      @steve1199 3 года назад

      Ayyyy it tastes like...sauce cheese dough and crust! Who woulda thought! 10/10!

    • @tgone23
      @tgone23 3 года назад

      Two lines of coke.

  • @lilmac4202
    @lilmac4202 2 года назад +8

    I love that Dave speakers over his own lawyer’s objections 🤣 GO PRES GO

    • @Big5Poppa
      @Big5Poppa Год назад +1

      Prez killed it here, but just as an FYI that is how taped depositions go. Since a judge isn't there to decide whether to "sustain" or "overrule" the objection, they just need to get it on the tape. So if this was played to jury and the judge agreed with the objection, any further content along that line of questioning could not be shown.

  • @alexglaser_
    @alexglaser_ 3 года назад +12

    I love the "can you believe this idiot" look back at Dave's lawyer at 5:45 when they play a tape that completely sinks the case

  • @TheChach
    @TheChach 3 года назад +55

    He's looking around at the end like he's ready for someone to walk in and say it's all just a prank.

  • @MrZwestman
    @MrZwestman 3 года назад +16

    When you grow up with a lawyer for a father.

  • @222333aaaaaa
    @222333aaaaaa 3 года назад +29

    Watching Stool Scenes in a depo is wild.

  • @andrewmichos3404
    @andrewmichos3404 3 года назад +11

    Dave Portnoy is the GOAT! “That went well” was legendary! Hahaha

  • @backstromforsberg
    @backstromforsberg Год назад +7

    Like him or hate him, if you always “go through the front door,” I.e. never do anything shady and are super open and explicit with everything you do, you rarely have anything, if anything at all, to hide. And, when lawsuits like this come up, they’ll just look silly.

  • @travishart2721
    @travishart2721 3 года назад +124

    Lol best the deposition while coked out what a legend lmao

    • @thesausage351
      @thesausage351 3 года назад +15

      Watch Roger Stones depo if you wanna see that.

    • @speedsterautowerks1222
      @speedsterautowerks1222 3 года назад +6

      I was thinking the same exact thing

    • @sabatino1977
      @sabatino1977 3 года назад +1

      Definitely! Stone was geeking out hard!!

  • @BMWWolf
    @BMWWolf 3 года назад +140

    “You’d have to be a real idiot to get it” lol

    • @Ek0
      @Ek0 3 года назад +4

      Lawyer was so thrown off. HAH.

  • @Davey_Does
    @Davey_Does 3 года назад +34

    He definitely took an adderall or two before the interview

    • @pf210
      @pf210 3 года назад +3

      The man was lit af🤣🤣

    • @RP-ue9wy
      @RP-ue9wy 3 года назад +3

      Was just thinking the same thing, this was a double dose day lol.

  • @smmclaug75
    @smmclaug75 2 года назад +9

    "Isn't it true that you are lying?" he said, without evidence or argument.
    I keep waiting for this attorney to stand up and say "Everything that guys just said is bullshit," My Cousin Vinnie style.

  • @geraltofrivia3344
    @geraltofrivia3344 2 года назад +2

    Dude mike is such a baby. I can’t believe there is a deposition of pres over a t shirt 🤣🤣😭

  • @AnimalFeaturesTV
    @AnimalFeaturesTV Год назад +5

    Lmfao this lawyer really thought he had a good piece of evidence even though it directly contradicts his argument🤣

  • @VangoghC5C
    @VangoghC5C 3 года назад +12

    Cant stand Rapaport. Runs around trashing everyone. Then when people defend themselves he sues. He has terrible character as a human. Gosh. Thats what you get for acting like your tough all the time. Goodness man. Guess you gotta stick to the script now or you wont get paid. Switch careers man

    • @flipflopsandcarswaps1237
      @flipflopsandcarswaps1237 3 года назад +1

      I wish I could find the Instagram posts where I shut him the fuck down. Even after he came to my page looking for material

    • @LITMOVIESCENES
      @LITMOVIESCENES 3 года назад +4

      @@flipflopsandcarswaps1237 Rappaports one of if not biggest jokes in entertainment....He thinks bc hes from nyc and likes rap that hes cool...dudes a moron to fullest..jus look at him..scary stuff

  • @justythrasher
    @justythrasher 2 года назад +4

    That lawyer is REAL slow on the uptake 🤣

  • @pete6705
    @pete6705 3 года назад +13

    I have to read the history of this feud. Making fun of someone having herpes all over the internet and making a t-shirt about it is pretty brutal. But if Mike started the feud, he was pretty stupid to start it with someone with their own popular website, where not only does Dave have the ability to publicly bash him, but he has no choice but to publicly bash him. Because as the owner and leader of barstool it’s not an option to sit back and take it and not respond

  • @tboymma
    @tboymma 3 года назад +22

    “Oh I see what your saying”
    It was at that moment he knew he fucked up lol

  • @jasonhatez3287
    @jasonhatez3287 3 года назад +7

    The more I watch Dave he is good. Has every right to be a dbag. Good for the prez. He has balls.

  • @nategully99
    @nategully99 3 года назад +26

    Portnoy, you're a beast!

  • @KINGja86
    @KINGja86 3 года назад +20

    Yoo 🤣🤣 fucking Dave keeps it real 100% of the time

  • @DrEcho
    @DrEcho 2 года назад +6

    His own lawyer is no match for him. He's answering questions that his counsel is objecting to because he just dgaf

  • @jkelsey555
    @jkelsey555 Год назад +9

    I love the Rappaport lawyer blatantly misinterpreting instantaneous as "pre-determined" and Dave just pointing out the clear and obvious difference between the two