Barstool Pizza Review - Lou Malnati's Frozen Pizza

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  • Опубликовано: 8 апр 2020
  • Just when we saw the highest score for a frozen pizza ever, Lou Malnati's comes in and takes the throne.
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  • @StunnerSportsCards
    @StunnerSportsCards 4 года назад +708

    This is less a pizza review and more a video of a man having a series of strokes while trying to pronounce words

  • @ezzaron2328
    @ezzaron2328 4 года назад +436

    One quarantine, everyone knows fat dave is coming back

    • @r1ckyr0zay9
      @r1ckyr0zay9 4 года назад +15

      selloutboys The coke keeps his appetite away

    • @m.w.6526
      @m.w.6526 4 года назад +1

      That'd be awesome

  • @jadene8024
    @jadene8024 4 года назад +325

    Women’s size medium jersey, everybody knows the rules

    • @grizzledog7106
      @grizzledog7106 4 года назад +1

      💯

    • @ga8rielsMsg
      @ga8rielsMsg 4 года назад +2

      Don't forget the fake glasses

    • @randye2976
      @randye2976 4 года назад +1

      It’s an on field jersey buddy lol it’s suppose to be tight like that

    • @ryanschwark2791
      @ryanschwark2791 3 года назад

      @@randye2976 one women’s jersey everybody knows the rules

  • @DILLiF
    @DILLiF 4 года назад +305

    Damn Dave, vertical camera? Everybody knows the rules.

    • @CubsWin2012
      @CubsWin2012 4 года назад +32

      Dave is lost without Frankie at his side.

    • @JWILSON1971
      @JWILSON1971 4 года назад +9

      @@CubsWin2012 With OR Without.

  • @MrBEARDEDLEGEND
    @MrBEARDEDLEGEND 4 года назад +497

    one lou malnati's, every lou malnati knows it's lou malnati's

    • @erics8524
      @erics8524 4 года назад +3

      BEARDED LEGEND doubt it

    • @MrBEARDEDLEGEND
      @MrBEARDEDLEGEND 3 года назад

      @patrick howard thanks man

    • @Ironman829
      @Ironman829 3 года назад

      Fucking genius comments down in the comment section with faux names and anime profile pictures.

  • @Arbszy
    @Arbszy 4 года назад +215

    It almost like Jack's pissed in Dave's Cheerios, but he's giving them free publicity. Everyone knows the rules.

    • @CubsWin2012
      @CubsWin2012 4 года назад +5

      WIN-WIN, it's all entertainment.

    • @chadum96
      @chadum96 4 года назад +22

      I just went and bought a Jack's pizza because of the reviews.

    • @Muffdiverboy
      @Muffdiverboy 4 года назад +19

      Jacks is good for the price. Prez doesnt know how to cook a pizza. Mine are always crispy

    • @devonm301
      @devonm301 4 года назад +4

      Mark Vasquez jacks is great

    • @andrewspegal8424
      @andrewspegal8424 4 года назад

      WIN-WIN-WIN

  • @johnfiorvento6416
    @johnfiorvento6416 3 месяца назад +2

    Watching this almost 4 years later and I have to thank you Dave for getting all of us through the pandemic. These reviews were one of the only bright spots during that shit time!

  • @BostonHooligan08
    @BostonHooligan08 4 года назад +86

    His transition to Larry David is coming along nicely.

    • @RKLIFE17
      @RKLIFE17 4 года назад +1

      BostonHooligan08 I am also working on becoming more like Larry David

  • @CharlieGeorge_
    @CharlieGeorge_ 4 года назад +430

    She's really turning into a beautiful bold young woman

    • @thefridgeman
      @thefridgeman 4 года назад +3

      Put a turban on her and she'd make a handsome boy

    • @maco34576
      @maco34576 4 года назад +2

      u misspelled BALD

    • @prismatic1239
      @prismatic1239 4 года назад

      Bruh 💀

  • @yoloswaggins2161
    @yoloswaggins2161 4 года назад +163

    Should give him more deep dish pizzas they're difficult to overcook. Everybody knows the rules.

  • @davidyang2981
    @davidyang2981 4 года назад +163

    One four-day long rant about Jack's, everyone knows he microwaved that pizza

    • @michaelolin2219
      @michaelolin2219 4 года назад +17

      Boiled

    • @Tennisplayer123
      @Tennisplayer123 4 года назад +2

      😂

    • @Tennisplayer123
      @Tennisplayer123 4 года назад +13

      I’m pretty sure he just let it bake in the sun for an hour and brought it back inside

    • @BoHorn
      @BoHorn 4 года назад +3

      One sabotage, everyone saw it, no one said something.

    • @edc6644
      @edc6644 4 года назад

      Well....... everyone knows the rules!

  • @DaFro3713
    @DaFro3713 4 года назад +180

    Does anyone have a count on how many times he says “Lou Malnati’s”

    • @riproar11
      @riproar11 4 года назад +10

      We're in quarantine but no one is that pathetically bored to do a count.

    • @alexhussey7836
      @alexhussey7836 4 года назад +30

      riproar11 20 times

    • @thefundamentalelementsoffr4823
      @thefundamentalelementsoffr4823 4 года назад +13

      @@riproar11 wrong☝️

    • @MH-mk9vc
      @MH-mk9vc 4 года назад +3

      almost as many times as he said Grimaldi's

    • @ShamrockNRoller
      @ShamrockNRoller 4 года назад +6

      I counted, and Alex Hussey was right. It was 20 times.

  • @headbangergregger8520
    @headbangergregger8520 4 года назад +139

    Every Chicagoan was just cringing watching the sauce slide off the way he was holding it

    • @ThyHolyNickel94
      @ThyHolyNickel94 4 года назад +16

      And the fact he called it "Lou MalAnatis" one mispronunciation, everyone knows the rules

    • @ryanb4493
      @ryanb4493 4 года назад +1

      This!

    • @Eagle7433
      @Eagle7433 4 года назад +2

      100% FACTS

    • @grandarsonist7960
      @grandarsonist7960 4 года назад +7

      Yeah I know people from Chicago are absolute snobs!

    • @SouthernSkeptic
      @SouthernSkeptic 4 года назад +12

      Nobody gives a shit what Chicagoan's think though.

  • @jb42jb
    @jb42jb 4 года назад +76

    Pres just brought Chicago out of quarantine with this review

  • @Smsrules1
    @Smsrules1 4 года назад +40

    1 football jersey, everyone knows Dave's thinking about all the times he struck out in high school.

  • @darky529
    @darky529 4 года назад +172

    Take a shot every time he says Lou Malnati's.

    • @BossManSays
      @BossManSays 4 года назад +13

      I like my liver too much to do that.

    • @m.w.6526
      @m.w.6526 4 года назад +3

      I followed your advice and now I can't feel my feet

    • @jasondonatelli2313
      @jasondonatelli2313 4 года назад +2

      Dime runk now.

    • @ammobando980
      @ammobando980 4 года назад +4

      Liver has left the chat

    • @alrossi2573
      @alrossi2573 4 года назад

      I had to have my stomach pumped because of you! 😂

  • @HERB46307
    @HERB46307 4 года назад +134

    If Frankie is editing these videos, he does not get enough credit

    • @sebianoti
      @sebianoti 4 года назад +28

      He doesn't get ANY credit 😂

    • @riproar11
      @riproar11 4 года назад +15

      Who cares about credit. Getting paid is all that matters.

    • @sloptapus
      @sloptapus 4 года назад +7

      You can tell he's having fun with it lol

    • @mattsyms4580
      @mattsyms4580 4 года назад

      He’s got nothing on Michael angelo

  • @CubsWin2012
    @CubsWin2012 4 года назад +320

    For once, he cooked it correctly. Damn, that looked good.

    • @chrisberry3146
      @chrisberry3146 4 года назад +7

      CubsWin2012 I’ve got there frozen pizza and ate at the restaurant they tasted the same to me! Love it!

    • @CubsWin2012
      @CubsWin2012 4 года назад +9

      @@chrisberry3146 I used to buy the Gino's East frozen pizzas from the supermarket, and they were good too. Close enough to the real thing to tide me over.

    • @Slypto
      @Slypto 4 года назад +1

      Yeah imo he burns the shit out of most of em and completely ruins them, too each his own tho I guess

    • @alexcain9880
      @alexcain9880 3 года назад

      @@Slypto but he likes his almost burnt, charred.

    • @brandonmunro1332
      @brandonmunro1332 2 года назад

      @@alexcain9880 yeah but he cooks them to the point it literally sucks the moisture out of them

  • @ljparell158
    @ljparell158 4 года назад +14

    Your videos are hilarious and so entertaining., especially now, during self isolation. I do need to say that the best pizza in Chicago is Pizano's both deep dish and thin crust, which is rare. They ship frozen and never disappoint. Thanks for sharing your reviews.

  • @thebizkit69u
    @thebizkit69u 4 года назад +9

    Godamn, that Lou's is legendary status. Everybody needs to try it once.

  • @jacklutz9705
    @jacklutz9705 4 года назад +78

    Dave over here looking like Rick Moranis in Little Giants.

  • @imricksboss
    @imricksboss 4 года назад +121

    This is the best sounding and looking pizza so far.

    • @jr13227
      @jr13227 4 года назад +9

      Just had it yesterday it’s the best

    • @EndlessAmmunition
      @EndlessAmmunition 4 года назад +1

      imma have to buy one of thUM

    • @johnb1877
      @johnb1877 4 года назад +14

      Lou's delivers nation wide great pizza.Eating deep dish Chicago wait time one hour as you have to order another pizza for an appetizer lol.

    • @riproar11
      @riproar11 4 года назад +3

      It's not a pizza. It's a tomato and cheese casserole.

    • @TheAnon232
      @TheAnon232 4 года назад +5

      Can confirm - it's amazing

  • @crimsondynamo752
    @crimsondynamo752 4 года назад +1

    Love your reviews. Love your no nonsense approach. Thanks.

  • @sillynelson1
    @sillynelson1 4 года назад +87

    Dave
    “Picks up slice”
    *3 hours later
    “Takes bite”

  • @SuperMustache555
    @SuperMustache555 4 года назад +146

    One “Gramaldie’s”, everyone knows this is “Lou Malnadi’s”

  • @ThyHolyNickel94
    @ThyHolyNickel94 4 года назад +18

    We got Lou Malnati's, Giordano's, and Geno's East, but there's a place called Uno's that has some deep dish that's fire!

    • @cubzrulz
      @cubzrulz 3 года назад

      I don't know anyone that actually likes Uno's personally lol all Giordano's for us

  • @mierezsaturday5855
    @mierezsaturday5855 4 года назад +52

    It's so obvious that Frankie is 80% of this channel.
    Respectfully.

  • @ericg1100
    @ericg1100 4 года назад +27

    wow he actually cooked this one correctly, like a big boy

  • @Fatmanstan606
    @Fatmanstan606 4 года назад +52

    You learned how to pronounce it finally Dave! And you gave us a heck of a good rating too, I legit hated my own city’s pizza until I finally had Lou’s, can’t live w/o it now

  • @theolympicgamers5058
    @theolympicgamers5058 4 года назад +67

    Anyone count how many times dave said “Lou Malnatis”?

    • @CubsWin2012
      @CubsWin2012 4 года назад +2

      At least he figured out it's not pronounced Lou "Mal-a-nati's" like in his first review.

    • @whehdeyatdoe3712
      @whehdeyatdoe3712 4 года назад +1

      Take a shot every time he says it 😂😂

    • @bryank47
      @bryank47 4 года назад +4

      The Olympic Gamers 20.75

    • @markd8884
      @markd8884 4 года назад

      75 lol

    • @whehdeyatdoe3712
      @whehdeyatdoe3712 4 года назад +1

      911 what's your emergency?

  • @Dantxxxx714
    @Dantxxxx714 4 года назад +28

    Jacks living on Dave head Rent free, One Jack's everyone knows the rules

  • @hades773
    @hades773 4 года назад +1

    The crunch sound is amazing.

  • @alrossi2573
    @alrossi2573 4 года назад +12

    Gino’s East is more of a rival to Lou Malnati’s than Giordano’s in Chicago...or Grimaldi’s as Dave calls it 😂

    • @MegaRoadwolf
      @MegaRoadwolf 3 года назад +1

      True. Giordano's though does a stuffed pizza. Their not in the same category.

    • @Appaddict01
      @Appaddict01 2 года назад

      I was surprised he never mentioned Geno’s they have great frozen pizza.

  • @Nyghtprowler
    @Nyghtprowler 8 месяцев назад +7

    I'll never understand how people don't do thier homework. Pizzaria Uno is the first, the only... the original. Lou worked there and branched off to start "Lou Malnatis" but Uno is still king in my opinion. Prez needs to check out the home of deep dish in chicago and eat at Uno's

    • @GoldenMean743
      @GoldenMean743 5 месяцев назад +1

      Uno's has become a tourist's pizza place like Geno's. For Uno it's because the name is everywhere now. Chicagoans argue most about Giordano's vs Malnatis. I've been a Giordano's man since middle school.

  • @glovsky53
    @glovsky53 4 года назад

    Hey love these reviews, mass born and raised so i love every time you bring up papa ginos. Your content keeps me entertained a lot these days. I'm a medic on an ambulance in vegas and with everything going on we dont get breaks often. But when we do I love watching videos like yours. Keep up the great work dude.

    • @BeersAndBeatsPDX
      @BeersAndBeatsPDX 2 года назад

      My dad was heartbroken when Papa Gino's closed

  • @yougotshnaucked
    @yougotshnaucked 4 года назад +1

    The best internet guru really coming through with these entertainment videos!

  • @jordanrose8443
    @jordanrose8443 3 года назад +16

    Just had Malnati's recently and can agree to everything in this review. Fantastic pizza. Sauce, cheese, crust, everything was good. The crust almost makes it more like a pot pie because it's so flaky and crisp, quite a bit different from most deep dish. However, is it worth the price on Goldbelly? Nah. A good one time thing though.

    • @yomomma3251
      @yomomma3251 Год назад

      Used to live in Chicago, ever time I revisit I get Lou Malnati’s.

  • @Pianofishdave
    @Pianofishdave 7 месяцев назад +3

    Had it in Chicago, was skeptical…. It was FN amazing. The flavors and the quality ingredients are easily tasted immediately. They definitely have a great recipe and the crust is insanely addictive.

  • @tylerdockter1924
    @tylerdockter1924 3 года назад +1

    I just got my Malnatis delivered today, super excited to try it after watching this.

  • @HerculesCoronaBorealis
    @HerculesCoronaBorealis 8 месяцев назад

    Just the best! Dave puts a smile on your face. When he mentions the unboxing is for the people and not some crazy corporation made the day. Worked his !+×@ from the soil up and deserves all the respect he gets. Love you Dave!

  • @RDZombie95
    @RDZombie95 4 года назад +41

    I’m here for updates on Randolph

  • @Nick-ow8hs
    @Nick-ow8hs 3 года назад +18

    No way 8.4 frozen, but 8.2 fresh? In relation to other frozen za’s, for sure. Lou’s is some all around dominate pizza!

    • @Big_AlMC
      @Big_AlMC 8 месяцев назад

      Frozen is a different scale, bozo. Pay attention!

  • @MrJ-ro1yr
    @MrJ-ro1yr 4 года назад +19

    Lou Malnatis pizza
    A Lou Malnatis pizza
    Illuminati pizza
    PIZZA GATE CONFIRMED.

    • @nolanmendoza43
      @nolanmendoza43 4 года назад

      Pizza gate is real brah. Best believe that

  • @TheJtyork420
    @TheJtyork420 4 года назад +4

    Ur review is spot on that pizza is dope as hell and definitely worth the shipping but its so good it's a special occasion pizza. I think we get it maybe once a year if that but it is one of the best frozen pizza experiences you'll ever have.

  • @Jakeworth
    @Jakeworth 4 года назад +28

    One good looking frozen pizza everyone knows im gonna order one

    • @aaronmac1414
      @aaronmac1414 4 года назад +1

      They make it at the actual shop and cook them for you. Lou malnatis is a solid 9.9 if you are ever in Chicago and enjoy deep dish. I get it every week.

    • @Jakeworth
      @Jakeworth 4 года назад

      @@aaronmac1414 i dont live in chicago or else i would get it!

    • @jordanrodriguez6412
      @jordanrodriguez6412 4 года назад +1

      Try and find some frozen lou malnati's. Its fucking delicious!!!

  • @ambush1242
    @ambush1242 4 года назад +49

    Is the fish still alive, the people need to know

    • @jr13227
      @jr13227 4 года назад +6

      Dale you giblet head

    • @JoeSmith-xk8hs
      @JoeSmith-xk8hs 4 года назад +1

      The people have been silenced since 1982

  • @paulsalyer6603
    @paulsalyer6603 4 года назад

    There are few people uploaded to the tube right now. They are hiding under their blankets. Thank you for still posting content. You are the Guy.

  • @lem0n536
    @lem0n536 4 года назад

    When he says ^^ unboxing later to night^^ it makes my day

  • @djsugarc1075
    @djsugarc1075 4 года назад +4

    that pizza looks amazing love from chicago

  • @daves984
    @daves984 4 года назад +6

    Lou is pumped by how many times you said lou malnati's. Its basically burnt into your head like hypnosis. Will drive up sales

  • @GamingWithAFisherman
    @GamingWithAFisherman 4 года назад

    I’m here for the prez memes. That being said ever since he’s been doing these videos his frozen pizza skills have sharpened. Papa bless

  • @DarkBaseball06
    @DarkBaseball06 4 года назад

    I look forward to these videos when I come home from work

  • @profoundwanderer1441
    @profoundwanderer1441 4 года назад +26

    If he would have gave Lou's a bad score, I would have disowned him.

  • @tacotom3492
    @tacotom3492 4 года назад +120

    One el Presidente wearing womans shoulder pads in his jersey, everyone knows he's stuffing... 🤔😁✌

  • @automstone7613
    @automstone7613 4 года назад

    This guy is the only reason I get up in the morning !

  • @ultimatetrashgamer8495
    @ultimatetrashgamer8495 Год назад

    Loved this series in 2020!

  • @TheProspectAnalysis
    @TheProspectAnalysis 4 года назад +21

    Went to order one just to find out they are 9” and $67 for two of them.....I think I’ll stick with getting 30 jacks pizzas for the same price.

    • @JohannGambolputty22
      @JohannGambolputty22 4 года назад +3

      Smerzfit, I’m from Chicago and I love Lou’s, but there’s no way in hell I would ever pay $67 for 2 nine inch pizzas. That’s insane.

    • @urbanesasquatch
      @urbanesasquatch 4 года назад

      What? How? (Ex-Ciceroan).

    • @JohannGambolputty22
      @JohannGambolputty22 4 года назад +2

      urbanesasquatch, I didn’t believe it either but it’s true. Right from their site. No wonder it rated so high. This isn’t s true grocery store bought boxed frozen pizza at a competitive price point. This is restaurant quality par-baked and shipped. I’ve bought frozen Gino’s at the grocery store and it’s nothing like the restaurant.

    • @tbray9271
      @tbray9271 4 года назад

      Ya that’s that’s allot but if you’ve never had one I would order it

    • @bgutty5945
      @bgutty5945 4 года назад +1

      They got 6 for $115. Thats what i ordered. Not bad if they are that good.

  • @aegontargaryen573
    @aegontargaryen573 4 года назад +51

    One coke addict struggling to remember Giordano’s everyone knows he gets his coke from Brooklyn.

    • @evanjohnson3075
      @evanjohnson3075 4 года назад +1

      Wow nice original comment haven’t seen anything similar to this on these videos before

    • @aegontargaryen573
      @aegontargaryen573 4 года назад +4

      Nash Jangus really you haven’t? That’s weird because I’ve been saying shit like this for years. Thanks though for letting me know.

    • @evanjohnson3075
      @evanjohnson3075 4 года назад

      Aegon Targaryen that’s my point find a new joke lol

    • @aegontargaryen573
      @aegontargaryen573 4 года назад +2

      Nash Jangus that is the joke you fool. LOL

    • @evanjohnson3075
      @evanjohnson3075 4 года назад

      Aegon Targaryen “fool” sick word choice

  • @yendorofny
    @yendorofny 2 года назад

    I keep seeing pop up ads, in Facebook, for these. Hearing the crunches and watching you tear that slice up....I may just "have" to pull the trigger & try em out.

  • @TanThighsYum
    @TanThighsYum Год назад +1

    Dang dude Dave looks like he's about to take it from behind in a football league adult film. Lmao, the Bullies line is a perfect output while he's being forcefully inserted upon.

  • @spewdiepibrawn1796
    @spewdiepibrawn1796 4 года назад +3

    One bite, everybody knows I’m walking toward my freezer with my head hung in shame to get another frozen pizza to cook because prez made me hungry again.

    • @BossManSays
      @BossManSays 4 года назад +1

      It's not shame. It's love.

    • @spewdiepibrawn1796
      @spewdiepibrawn1796 4 года назад

      BossManSays love has left the building and gluttony is all that remains

  • @garystarkey6255
    @garystarkey6255 4 года назад +30

    One Lou Malnati's. Everyone knows Jack's is like an ex girlfriend Dave can't get rid of.

  • @davidrowe1603
    @davidrowe1603 4 года назад +1

    Been following this journey and I am absolutely convinced Newman’s Own is the best frozen Pizza ever! Never turning back!!!!

  • @Tennisplayer123
    @Tennisplayer123 4 года назад +2

    I love how he jack’s all the way at the bottom below digiorno 😂

  • @ronspaulding1007
    @ronspaulding1007 4 года назад +70

    One bite everyone knows Dave has erectile dysfunction

    • @jabroni3133
      @jabroni3133 4 года назад +1

      probably the best comment i've ever fuckin seen

  • @gavinw9206
    @gavinw9206 4 года назад +30

    One pizza boy still mad at Jacks, everyone knows the rules!

    • @Dahm45
      @Dahm45 4 года назад +1

      “No offense tho”

  • @tomdavis6371
    @tomdavis6371 4 года назад

    Lou Malnati's. My personal favorite for 45 years. They offer both pan or deep dish as well as thin crust and even offer a crustless version. But they have more than one other competitor. Giordano's is the name you were searching for. There is also Gino's East, and Uno's and Due and Nancy's and Pequod's and Mi Pie and others. Let's not forget the fabulous independents, either. Happy you enjoy my personal favorite. It doesn't suck!

  • @StatueHunter75
    @StatueHunter75 4 года назад +1

    I hope you remember this when we’re back to normal and you’re back in the Boston area can you review the Maggio pizza at Louie’s pizza in Woburn please Dave?

  • @masterspin7796
    @masterspin7796 2 года назад +6

    I got mine yesterday after a 3 day wait, 2 for $67.00 it's a little pricey specially for the size... we ate the sausage last night and I finished it today...Grade:A...if it was a littler larger it would be perfect A+ I believe it is the best pizza I ever ate.

    • @ze1and0nly
      @ze1and0nly 8 месяцев назад

      So, the ship pizzas are about half the size of the ones in shop. Next time you show up please go visit.

  • @Arogmat
    @Arogmat 4 года назад +36

    Jesus Portnoy where has your mind gone

  • @z7professor7z14
    @z7professor7z14 4 года назад +1

    Shout out to Frankies editing. Seamlessly hilarious

  • @elmerbigdaddyperez5697
    @elmerbigdaddyperez5697 3 года назад

    Chicago has two types of pizza. deep dish and thin. The deep dish is cut in triangles where the regular thin is cut in squares. there are several good old fashioned mom and pop joints back home

  • @SuperMustache555
    @SuperMustache555 4 года назад +36

    One “Gramaldi’s”, everyone knows it’s “Giordano’s”

  • @benkoch783
    @benkoch783 4 года назад +27

    The frozen pizza got an 8.4, the actual pizza got an 8.1. Nice Dave

  • @jnutty4300
    @jnutty4300 Год назад +1

    I appreciate your honest reviews dave,I figured before I spent 80 bucks ordering 2 thin crust and 1deep dish that I'd get your opinion on the frozen pizza.

    • @E_Chap
      @E_Chap 9 месяцев назад +1

      Worth it?

  • @toddb1765
    @toddb1765 4 года назад

    Glad to see my recommendation for Newman's Own was #1 for the better part of your quarentine pizza reviews. However, Lou Malnatti's is up there for me. . Definitely gonna order one for nostalgia! I just wish Peaquad's shipped their pizzas!

  • @DylanKowalski123
    @DylanKowalski123 4 года назад +69

    Thumbs down for vertical video everyone knows the rules

    • @Inferdesu
      @Inferdesu 3 года назад

      Shot on iPhone meme

  • @jonathanhealey320
    @jonathanhealey320 4 года назад +34

    Davey boy wearing female shoulder padded shirts now?

    • @jasbak5701
      @jasbak5701 4 года назад +2

      Jonathan Healey maxi pads

  • @bhbecca
    @bhbecca 4 месяца назад

    I've had these sent to me and they're good. Gave them as gifts and people loved them. Sauce is great and the crust is buttery.

  • @WHR17
    @WHR17 4 года назад

    These reviews and unboxing is the one thing keeping me from killing my family during quarantine!!!!

  • @MannysBookBag
    @MannysBookBag 4 года назад +25

    It’s known as a rocker knife, everyone knows Prez almost sliced his hand open the other day.

    • @riproar11
      @riproar11 4 года назад

      He cut it just fine. Only girlie men are scared of seeing a knife cut through something.

    • @ignacio8597
      @ignacio8597 4 года назад +1

      @@riproar11 Not when you go to cut the pizza with the blade upside down

  • @PhilBushay
    @PhilBushay 4 года назад +4

    One swinging arm, everyone knows the tomato is slipping off

  • @DOC_951
    @DOC_951 4 года назад

    I love how pizza reviews are just a teaser for the nightly unboxing

  • @amanpatel0568
    @amanpatel0568 5 месяцев назад +1

    Bro is the king of yapping

  • @mookiecookie44
    @mookiecookie44 4 года назад +15

    One deep dish pizza, everyone knows if it was Jack’s branded he would have cooked it for three minutes and given it a .02

  • @thefatman2780
    @thefatman2780 4 года назад +16

    ONE BOTTLE OF ADDERALL. EVERYONE KNOWS THE RATTLE

  • @bschuett91
    @bschuett91 4 года назад

    Always entertaining!!

  • @frankrinaldi3520
    @frankrinaldi3520 4 года назад

    you need to come to binghamto, ny to try our best pizza around, like endincott,ny buds place, consols, nicks, tony, all ny style, only about 45 minutes on 81 north from old forge pa

  • @akmeximo
    @akmeximo 4 года назад +5

    4 minutes and 47 seconds to take his first bite, at least he took his first bite faster when he was high on coke

  • @m4hlt0
    @m4hlt0 4 года назад +44

    One pair of womens glasses pants jacket and jersey everyone knows the rules

  • @saltylad6513
    @saltylad6513 4 года назад +1

    For my fraternity's philanthropy we bought 20 Malnati's pies, set up shop, and completely sold out of slices. For a frozen pizza, it's a 9.1

  • @SangAcquiescentFroid
    @SangAcquiescentFroid 4 года назад +1

    Dave is like that grandfather who keeps on talking but just a younger version

  • @worldwide_wes
    @worldwide_wes 4 года назад +5

    2x speed for full "coffee" effect, everybody knows the rules.

  • @adamschaan1503
    @adamschaan1503 4 года назад +9

    Dave "No Offense" Portnoy strikes again.

  • @Hamburgler6.9
    @Hamburgler6.9 4 года назад +1

    You should try the Red Baron deep dish. They only come in personal size and mini, but easily the best frozen pizza I've ever had.

    • @devinmichaelroberts9954
      @devinmichaelroberts9954 Год назад +5

      hahahaha fucking awful dude.. this is way better than that. thats like a 3 easily.

    • @Nyfancam01
      @Nyfancam01 Год назад +2

      Lol trust me bro. Red baron isn't coming close to these... these are actually expensive and worth it lol

  • @ldillon9207
    @ldillon9207 4 года назад +1

    lou malnati for my mind soul and dad body

  • @jimfitzgerald6510
    @jimfitzgerald6510 4 года назад +8

    when ever the home reviews end, it should end with one final delivery and attack then attack them unopened with your edge weapons

  • @florida2407
    @florida2407 4 года назад +4

    Two of these pizzas are over 70 dollars lol I just checked the website.

    • @BostonBlues
      @BostonBlues 4 года назад

      That shits crazy

    • @nathandodd9220
      @nathandodd9220 4 года назад

      I just bought em from where I’m at. 6 for 115

    • @theyeatusdad
      @theyeatusdad 4 года назад

      @@BostonBlues Its over night frozen shipped pizza. The shipping is the expensive part.

    • @uniform1313
      @uniform1313 4 года назад

      You get 6 at under $20 per which is worth it...these are par baked pies from a real shop, frozen and shipped not Walmart trash, hence the high score. Still cheaper than takeout...everyone that bitches about the price is a broke newb.

  • @Hollidayze
    @Hollidayze 4 года назад

    this one looks amazing

  • @bruceniblett959
    @bruceniblett959 6 месяцев назад

    Hahaha. When I came back from Taiwan i kept seeing Dave. Now I'm obsessed. I think the pizza in Taipei is great. It's a pizza hut, but it always great. Always crispy