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  • @Juno-bug
    @Juno-bug Год назад +7319

    Men when women don't have sex:😡
    Men when women have sex: 😡

    • @Alex-is-really-complicated
      @Alex-is-really-complicated Год назад +2

      Just don’t exist at this point 😂 they get mad at anything.
      Men when women don’t work: 😡
      Men when women work in higher paying jobs than them: 😡

    • @fbidumbbee
      @fbidumbbee Год назад +170

      fr 🙄

    • @slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447
      @slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447 Год назад +700

      yeah, you're right. as a dude, i absolutely don't understand this attitude, i mean, how the fuck is it *your* problem? why do you care so much about the sexual habits of complete strangers?

    • @zakosist
      @zakosist Год назад

      They are only mad because women wont have sex with them specifically. And preferably without having other sex partners before them.

    • @MyPhobo
      @MyPhobo Год назад

      @@slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447 They're not mad at women for having sex, they're mad at women for not having sex with them specifically. I am guessing that most of these dudes are super-virgins, and if not I feel bad for the women that feel that they are so unlovable that they can only get with these goobers.

  • @kaemincha
    @kaemincha 2 года назад +8158

    the "a girl's genetics changes when she's married off" is so funny to me (not only bc the nephew/niece literally studies genetics) but given that we have reached far far back into human history via mitochondrial DNA which is, you guessed it, only passed on through the mother's DNA

    • @thirdlotusprince1983
      @thirdlotusprince1983 2 года назад +467

      my stupid brain read 'mitochondrial' as 'midi-chlorian' and I thought this was some weird Star Wars lore

    • @erenssister.5535
      @erenssister.5535 2 года назад +282

      Bruh his uncle must be failing all his classes

    • @alejandrovallejo6763
      @alejandrovallejo6763 2 года назад +31

      Acktchually
      Mitochondrial DNA comes from the mitochondrias in the mothers ovules these mitochondrias stay and have their own DNA separated from the nucleus.
      It's s not actually part of the DNA of the mother.

    • @phoenix5719
      @phoenix5719 2 года назад +128

      That uncle must have offered a humongous donation to the university to get in, lol. Seems like he isn't graduating anytime soon.

    • @basementdwellercosplay
      @basementdwellercosplay 2 года назад +165

      I was thinking that, like mitochondrial DNA can only be passed from mother to child. But according to this random guy, if my mom remarried than dies that mean biological she's not my mom or does my genetics change too

  • @tinntinnamp
    @tinntinnamp Год назад +1255

    5:50 If a women dumps you and you say OK, that would literally be a dream and huge relief for the woman.

    • @love13f
      @love13f Год назад +34

      Exactly!!

    • @lukasd.4389
      @lukasd.4389 11 месяцев назад +126

      This dude is gaslighting himself into being a decent guy haha

    • @melissalurhes6901
      @melissalurhes6901 8 месяцев назад +28

      I love how he thinks by looking her in the eyes it makes a difference like? Ok? I had a guy do something this and I still ended up needing to leave myself because he started looking lower than my eyes and it was VERY uncomfortable

    • @YourLocalAlienhaha
      @YourLocalAlienhaha 5 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@lukasd.4389LMAOO

    • @strawberryshortcake4345
      @strawberryshortcake4345 4 месяца назад +8

      ​@@lukasd.4389 now this is the type of gaslighting I can support, lmao

  • @sleepydevilz
    @sleepydevilz Год назад +1729

    I think we should start convincing misogynists that “female” is pronounced like “tamale”

    • @leon6777
      @leon6777 Год назад +226

      Now this, this is a misinformation campaign I can get behind.
      Also when a misogynist talks about hot females. Just, yeah.

    • @k_a_y_l_e_e
      @k_a_y_l_e_e 10 месяцев назад +121

      yooooo i wholeheartedly support this idea. just casually be like, "uh, it's _actually_ pronounced *female.* i know words are confusing, champ, but you'll get there."

    • @Zuxverbemnn
      @Zuxverbemnn 9 месяцев назад +7

      yes lmao

    • @KitCat898
      @KitCat898 9 месяцев назад +5

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Bisc_X
      @Bisc_X 4 месяца назад

      whats a misogynist ? and dont google it before answering me

  • @rachel5399
    @rachel5399 2 года назад +16507

    "Some women will call you insecure or controlling but it's not." He managed to sound insecure and controlling while stating this. The irony is overfilling.

    • @embrace7052
      @embrace7052 2 года назад +420

      yeah it just sounds like hes in denial lol

    • @angel127_
      @angel127_ 2 года назад +462

      ITS NOT INSECURE WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!!!! 😡😡😡🤬 HOW DARE A WOMAN INSERT HER USELESS OPINION!!!!!! I THINK ALL WOMEN SHOULD SHUT UP AND OBEY ME!!!!!! 😠😠 /j

    • @simonebrooks202
      @simonebrooks202 2 года назад +125

      The fact that the guy that posted is a 50 year old bald fossil makes it even more fckn crazy

    • @DMO-DMO-DMO
      @DMO-DMO-DMO 2 года назад +120

      The irony cup runneth over

    • @JustRaven00
      @JustRaven00 2 года назад +86

      @@DMO-DMO-DMO floodeth the room*

  • @biannualstabbing2375
    @biannualstabbing2375 2 года назад +16693

    I saw a great twitter thread where this "Alpha male woman expert" was bloviating about dyed hair. He said that(paraphrasing) "In nature an animals bright coloring is a warning that it is poisonous and should be avoided and this girl replied "That coloring is meant to ward off predators, so if your repulsed then it is working" lmao best scientifically accurate clap back ever.

    • @PartnershipsForYou
      @PartnershipsForYou 2 года назад +946

      Gottem

    • @OceanBlvd5SOS
      @OceanBlvd5SOS 2 года назад +896

      OMG that is brilliant and I love that girl lmao 😂

    • @Kimmie6772
      @Kimmie6772 2 года назад +738

      Correct. Some animals use mimicry in order to make predators think they are dangerous (because a lot of toxic species use bright coloration) when they really aren't, which I assume a lot of women do when they hear those comments, lol.

    • @stargirlabi_111
      @stargirlabi_111 2 года назад +563

      @@Kimmie6772 yeah also women arent wild animals?

    • @midnights349
      @midnights349 2 года назад +31

      Lmaooooo

  • @keeleyalohna3889
    @keeleyalohna3889 Год назад +3353

    A man literally said to me as I was HELPING him and giving him gas money, “Don’t ever be a lesbian. You’re too beautiful to be a lesbian.” Me. A literal scissoring lesbian. The audacity

    • @camilacampos6361
      @camilacampos6361 Год назад +251

      the audacity i cant

    • @lurklingX
      @lurklingX Год назад +427

      i got a reverse one for ya. a guy friend in early high school *out of nowhere* turns to me and says "if you were ever gay, you'd get all the chicks" (also: did not know i was gay at the time, and was totally floored hearing this randomly. group hangout.)

    • @r_k2006_
      @r_k2006_ Год назад +42

      fr the AUDACITY

    • @letsdoodlesomethinghome3404
      @letsdoodlesomethinghome3404 Год назад +15

      @@lurklingX so u are gay now.. or not? Got a lil confused. But cool either way! 🎉😂

    • @lurklingX
      @lurklingX Год назад +63

      @@letsdoodlesomethinghome3404 yep. but also, i'm not the type to be wildly dating tons of people so in some ways don't feel legit. lol even though had a longterm rship with a girl (like 10yrs)

  • @JohnC-yz3tl
    @JohnC-yz3tl Год назад +906

    The best advice I got on women was from my father. He said “Listen to them, respect them, and be nice”. 10/10 dating advice, has served me very well.
    But I guess that won’t get a million tik tok views.

    • @BlueBanana.
      @BlueBanana. Год назад +47

      It should tho

    • @swagjose1817
      @swagjose1817 Год назад +32

      you are better then all those in this video, ty

    • @laumon19
      @laumon19 11 месяцев назад +47

      This is literally the single best advice to live by, you need nothing else.

    • @fbiagent3998
      @fbiagent3998 11 месяцев назад +36

      I mean that's just how you should treat everyone 😂😂

    • @k_a_y_l_e_e
      @k_a_y_l_e_e 10 месяцев назад +2

      nah it's too simple hahaha

  • @memr1a
    @memr1a 2 года назад +3736

    ""Women, blue hair does not make you attractive - sincerely , all men""
    Well goddamn all the more reason to color my hair then

    • @blueskeletonking2701
      @blueskeletonking2701 2 года назад +8

      Another lesson in how to perish alone

    • @fawnieee
      @fawnieee 2 года назад +17

      @@blueskeletonking2701 statistics:
      Women are happier single than married, the opposite is true for men.

    • @GoddoDoggo
      @GoddoDoggo 2 года назад +378

      @@blueskeletonking2701 It's amazing how high you place the value of a spouse, as if friends and family don't exist.

    • @blueskeletonking2701
      @blueskeletonking2701 2 года назад +1

      @@fawnieee which age groups?

    • @blueskeletonking2701
      @blueskeletonking2701 2 года назад +5

      @@GoddoDoggo here's the thing friends and family are important I would say those are equally important. family friends spouse all have their specific niches and roles to play in your life. No one is above the other necessarily and if one is above the other it's primarily because a family members friends or spouse don't treat that person well and are not good for their overall well being. But if the family friends and spouse are good for the person and treat them accordingly then I would say all are equally important imo

  • @EL-ISS
    @EL-ISS 2 года назад +2603

    "Perfectly healthy vagina" is such a cursed sentence in the context he used it in lmfao 😂💀
    "You're a young and perfectly fertile female, you must settle down and breed!" 💀

    • @alpacawithouthat987
      @alpacawithouthat987 2 года назад +180

      Crazy thing is a lot of older women also say stuff like that

    • @ithinkiwoulddie9196
      @ithinkiwoulddie9196 2 года назад +306

      also it’s not even the vagina that produces the children it’s the uterus what is he talking about

    • @HopeIsADrug11037
      @HopeIsADrug11037 2 года назад

      i want to throw up 🧑‍🦲

    • @HopeIsADrug11037
      @HopeIsADrug11037 2 года назад +81

      @@ithinkiwoulddie9196 I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THAT LMAO

    • @HopeIsADrug11037
      @HopeIsADrug11037 2 года назад +117

      @@alpacawithouthat987 i think a lot of the older generation say that. it's super creepy

  • @meloliver5308
    @meloliver5308 Год назад +318

    As a person who has had both male and female birds housed together for 6 years and has never found a single egg, animals definitely don't always reproduce. In fact, the only female bird I've ever had that tried to mate would only do it with other females.

    • @k_a_y_l_e_e
      @k_a_y_l_e_e 10 месяцев назад +14

      a lioness reincarnated as a lil birb lady. i love it.

    • @silvernickel108
      @silvernickel108 10 месяцев назад +3

      Awww that’s so cute!! What kinds of birds do you house?

    • @king-icarus
      @king-icarus 10 месяцев назад +8

      @@silvernickel108 I currently have 6 budgies and a green cheek conure.

    • @meloliver5308
      @meloliver5308 10 месяцев назад +4

      @@silvernickel108 king-icarus is my alt account btw

    • @maybesomeluca
      @maybesomeluca 5 месяцев назад +23

      LMFAOOO☠️☠️ i had two females housed together and they would try to mate with each other all the time 😭😭😭
      edit: just realized how weird this comment looks without context

  • @Gravity_Skye
    @Gravity_Skye 9 месяцев назад +213

    Im honestly convinced that straight men don't even like women lol

    • @valorie444
      @valorie444 5 месяцев назад +25

      as a straight woman myself i don’t think so either

    • @JukeCubed
      @JukeCubed 2 месяца назад +18

      As a straight man,.... Yeah it does seem that way.

    • @skizzorzombie
      @skizzorzombie Месяц назад +9

      its uncommon to find a genuinely happy straight couple

    • @orangegradient4309
      @orangegradient4309 14 дней назад

      ​@@skizzorzombie no it isn't

    • @skizzorzombie
      @skizzorzombie 14 дней назад +1

      @@orangegradient4309 mhm..

  • @blacksheep6855
    @blacksheep6855 2 года назад +5497

    I dont think they realize that if any women actually believe them, it will backfire on them.
    "Sorry I can't sleep with you, I don't want to have to age rabidly 6 months"

    • @alaskabane5340
      @alaskabane5340 2 года назад +621

      this is exactly what I thought, if I touch no pp meant I get to be immortal (or like live upto 100'S ig) then I might start dating women.

    • @keeysOST
      @keeysOST 2 года назад +368

      "No, obviously when you meet that godly crafted man you instantly forget the rules and throw yourself at them.
      Fuck your own will."

    • @adekin1090
      @adekin1090 2 года назад +156

      I think theyve given up from all romantic activities, thats why theyre acting like children that cant get what they want.

    • @Mai_mna
      @Mai_mna 2 года назад +113

      It's cause they mad they can't get 😺

    • @keeysOST
      @keeysOST 2 года назад +119

      @@adekin1090 I don't think it's that they've given up. They most likely don't want to admit their flaws and blame it on women.
      How ironic.

  • @saddad6333
    @saddad6333 2 года назад +7519

    "I'm not an engineer because I'm stupid."
    Speaking as an engineer, I can tell you that in no way disqualifies you from being one.

    • @eros5593
      @eros5593 2 года назад +266

      what the fuck do engineers do

    • @alaskabane5340
      @alaskabane5340 2 года назад +634

      @@eros5593 ...we engineer things?

    • @eros5593
      @eros5593 2 года назад +425

      @@alaskabane5340 oh okay makes sense ❤️

    • @alaskabane5340
      @alaskabane5340 2 года назад +433

      @@eros5593 can always count on us to provide answers :)

    • @herewego02
      @herewego02 2 года назад +127

      @@eros5593 I think they create stuff to help ppl do things, hope it helped!

  • @lapistheanimus1092
    @lapistheanimus1092 Год назад +995

    Some men: "DyEd HaIr Is NoT aTtRaCtIvE!!!"
    Me (an aroace): *AGGRESSIVELY DYES HAIR*

    • @Zetourayaka_0_00blank
      @Zetourayaka_0_00blank Год назад +44

      HAHA WAIT IM AN AROACE WOMAN TOO, AND I WAS PLANNING TO DIE MY HAIR BLUE BEFORE THIS.
      Let’s go fellow friend! What color are you planning to dye your hair? I’m doing blue!

    • @7Elvenpath
      @7Elvenpath Год назад

      @@Zetourayaka_0_00blank DYE/DIY/DIE?🤨

    • @puppydogs68
      @puppydogs68 Год назад +36

      I’m a girl and I hate dyed hair (I do dye the tips of my hair blonde, I just hate colored unnatural dye ie red, blue, pink, etc) but if this was actually true I would commit the ultimate sacrifice and be dyeing my hair neon highlighter yellow

    • @lapistheanimus1092
      @lapistheanimus1092 Год назад +9

      @@Zetourayaka_0_00blank
      Ha lol I was planning to do purple

    • @lizzy_simps
      @lizzy_simps Год назад +31

      "Blue hair isn't sexy to men"
      Me who wants to just be pretty to women: ALSO AGRESSIVLY DIES HAIR*

  • @snowwhiterosered8571
    @snowwhiterosered8571 Год назад +345

    “When a woman marries, her genetics start to change”
    This explains where my in laws get their audacity to try and dictate my life like I’m 16 years old and living in their basement, when in reality I’m 26 with my own home and a child 🙄🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @sassneversleeps
      @sassneversleeps Год назад

      That sounds toxic on so many levels. If they think that marriage makes your genetics change I think they better front up that marriage is cancerous.

    • @RandomSwiftie13
      @RandomSwiftie13 5 месяцев назад +3

      I'm so sorry about your in-laws. Try going low contact if they get the audacity again.

  • @MoonManManiac
    @MoonManManiac 2 года назад +3873

    I worked at a movie theater for a couple years with a dude who always "preached" this type of crap, especially about how all women cheat and sleep around. One day, the guy brought two different girls on dates to the theater we worked at, on the same day (at different times of course), and apparently made out with both of them during whatever movie they saw. Later we also found out he had a long term on/off relationship with a third girl as well, while this was going on. Of course he felt as he was doing nothing wrong. Such an asshole. Also, somehow a terrible employee at a job that was so simple at the time too.

    • @cozycasasmr4510
      @cozycasasmr4510 2 года назад +356

      Literally my ex was like this, constantly saying I can't talk to other men even friends who happened to be men, in the mean time he was talking/flirting to 4 other girls 🙂🙂🙂

    • @dataexpunged93N15
      @dataexpunged93N15 2 года назад +189

      @@cozycasasmr4510 i'm bi and a guy didn't want me talking to other girls lmao. my childhood friends that were guys were fine, but it was like he didn't want me meeting new people at all beyond that, like friends of friends. boundaries and asking questions are fine to an extent, but some people need to realize that having friends and wanting more of them isn't an automatic incentive to cheat.

    • @Enriquez2222
      @Enriquez2222 2 года назад +103

      My ex didn’t want me to talk to my best friend who was male. I knew this dude since grade schools and my guy wanted me to cut him off. Like dude, get over yourself.

    • @pinkfakecheez
      @pinkfakecheez 2 года назад +125

      my friends partner (who was all too eager to hook up when she made a pass at him bc he was 35 and she was 19 at the time lol) used to constantly accuse her of cheating on him and was convinced she was doing something with her closest male friend... who just so happens to be gay and is in a long term relationship with another man. anyway, guess who was actually the cheater!!! bet you'll never guess!! (it was mr old fart, who has already sired several children by various women)

    • @cozycasasmr4510
      @cozycasasmr4510 2 года назад +78

      @@pinkfakecheez omg this was similar to me, my cheating ex was constantly saying I can't talk to my best friend of 10 years who wasn't even attracted to my gender, and that he was just "pretending to be gay" lmaoooo

  • @anhoneymous5078
    @anhoneymous5078 2 года назад +13280

    I just know that guy who was explaining NFTs was explaining them to his grandmas and great aunties one morning while they were all sitten around the kitchen counter. Then when he was done one said "chiiile my brain hadnt had to work that hard in yEEEars" with a chuckle. The others laughed and agreed. Then he smiled to himself and thought about it until 1:40am.

    • @lietz13
      @lietz13 2 года назад +862

      No you don't understand it's proof that I own the ape

    • @rampion1228
      @rampion1228 2 года назад +307

      It sounds like you might be bad at explaining things my guy 😭

    • @seosaidhmaceanruig1024
      @seosaidhmaceanruig1024 2 года назад +451

      That guy was a professional football player. A little disconcerting to see him here sounding like a 14 year old redditor

    • @IRHasDiabetes911
      @IRHasDiabetes911 2 года назад +501

      @@lietz13 "I mean, I don't actually own the ape, but I own the specific URL that leads to a viewing of the ape. Yes I understand someone can create a completely independent URL to that same monkey and have their own NFT separate from mine, but I didn't get scammed buying this thing!!"

    • @user-kpkxgtj
      @user-kpkxgtj 2 года назад +58

      @@IRHasDiabetes911 🤣🤣 I mean, when you put it like that...

  • @fatgecko1616
    @fatgecko1616 11 месяцев назад +108

    Fun fact cats dont mate for pleasure. Its a seasonal thing, they dont necessarily enjoy it. Doing the act just eases the natural urge that only comes seasonally.

    • @countryoffelines
      @countryoffelines 9 месяцев назад +17

      Yes and they can't control it really.

    • @angelikaskoroszyn8495
      @angelikaskoroszyn8495 Месяц назад +2

      Most of animals don't mate out of pleasure. Humans and couple other species are the exceptions

  • @Ariel_is_a_dreamer
    @Ariel_is_a_dreamer 11 месяцев назад +110

    Dear women,
    I find blue hair extremely cool and attractive, these guys are just basic.
    Sincerely, a goth guy.

  • @Jabadamazo
    @Jabadamazo 2 года назад +3805

    Also, anyone who breaks up with you as a "test" is not someone you want to date in the first place. That's some toxic shit right there.

    • @cactusratcece7213
      @cactusratcece7213 2 года назад +48

      Oh shit.. my boyfriend has pranked me twice saying “I’m breaking up with you”

    • @clownrat5759
      @clownrat5759 2 года назад +195

      @@cactusratcece7213 that’s not a prank, love.. that’s him seeing how’d you react and if you’re still depending on him :/ that’s fucked up babe, I hope you’re doing well

    • @FocusedFighter777
      @FocusedFighter777 Год назад +38

      @@cactusratcece7213 Get a chainsaw: NOW.
      HAha, seriously, why you still with 'that': love yourself too.

    • @Itzashlee19
      @Itzashlee19 Год назад +43

      My ex traumatized me with that all the time .. but he was also very emotionally abusive so I dumped him.

    • @gaiusjuliuspleaser
      @gaiusjuliuspleaser Год назад

      @@cactusratcece7213 He either has fucked up sense of humor or a fucked up idea of how relationships should work. Either way, that's fucked up.

  • @melipeli9032
    @melipeli9032 2 года назад +14993

    You should do the male version subreddit, its even wilder. I mean men not understanding women is one thing, but men not understanding how their own biology works is a masterpiece.

    • @Mai_mna
      @Mai_mna 2 года назад +556

      Bruh.😭😭

    • @teethcoat4274
      @teethcoat4274 2 года назад +508

      I thought that subreddit was usually women not understanding male biology? Or was that badmaleanatomy, I can’t remember. Either way, as a guy I find those subreddits a lot less disturbing.

    • @melipeli9032
      @melipeli9032 2 года назад +646

      @@teethcoat4274 i don’t remember what it was called when i scrolled it, but it was obvious a lot of the posts that got posted there were not made by women x)

    • @theinvisiblewoman5709
      @theinvisiblewoman5709 2 года назад

      @@teethcoat4274 there is only penis and balls, I didn’t think more needed to be understood about male biology… my interest is piqued

    • @elenalizabeth
      @elenalizabeth 2 года назад +982

      While on a date, I once had a man tell me he “didn’t want to get a vasectomy because he liked his 🍒 being played with”... I was like “umm and why would a vasectomy effect that?”.... Yeah so that guy thought that a vasectomy was having the 🍒 cut off completely and not just the tubes being cut...

  • @therearenoavailableusernames
    @therearenoavailableusernames Год назад +479

    never been happier to be aroace, as a teenager these men make me fear for what its going to be like to be a grown woman in this world

    • @lana8314
      @lana8314 Год назад +36

      17 ace here and same, I'm already fed up of how I'd have to deal with that kind of men as an adult woman

    • @tenseishiyou
      @tenseishiyou Год назад +29

      as a fellow aroace 6’1 teenager, i hope i repel this… sub species of men

    • @user-ql5wm2wv3h
      @user-ql5wm2wv3h Год назад +5

      rel

    • @Kat-il4gg
      @Kat-il4gg Год назад +7

      Yea, because by then they’ll be old, and imagine what the nursing home workers will be thinking by then…

    • @pahradahdinanini
      @pahradahdinanini Год назад

      They won't find you attractive since they usualy prefer teenagers 😶

  • @mkcult4194
    @mkcult4194 Год назад +514

    “Every woman with a perfectly healthy v will want/desire children unless brainwashed (can’t be bothered to check what it actually says, play a long)”
    I’m healthy, I don’t want kids. I don’t want to go through childbirth, and take care of a kid for 18 years. I want to be a photographer. Can’t travel around the world taking breathtaking photos if I have Little Jimmy clinging to my arm screaming that he wants ice cream, can I?

    • @losrin5447
      @losrin5447 Год назад

      there’s no way you want things for yourself you’re abnormal you lot belong in the damn kitchen!!

    • @carpetedkitchen8197
      @carpetedkitchen8197 11 месяцев назад +85

      They really forgot infertile people can also want to have kids lmao

    • @R3FL3CTI0NS.
      @R3FL3CTI0NS. 11 месяцев назад +57

      ​@@carpetedkitchen8197They always seem to forget that adoption is an option.

    • @bananabell318
      @bananabell318 11 месяцев назад +15

      My mom used to be a professional photographer until whatever business she worked for went bankrupt. I don't remember much from that time, but my sister told me about one of the times our mom would be gone for a week. Our dad had to take care of us. I love my dad, but he only knows how to cook 3 things; maltomeal, tomato soup, and peanut butter sandwiches. My sister told me she was so happy when our mom got back.

    • @the_olm
      @the_olm 11 месяцев назад +17

      and plus, that kind of lifestyle (traveling a lot) is very unhealthy for kids. soo yeah that guy is wrong in more ways than one

  • @dragonwonka5724
    @dragonwonka5724 2 года назад +20401

    Men think women with colored hair is unattractive? Good, that's way easier than being too scared to tell them no

    • @blackparademistress1
      @blackparademistress1 2 года назад +2618

      Bright colours are a way animals keep predators at bay so it must be working.

    • @1vythesimp
      @1vythesimp 2 года назад +1212

      Women with colored hair are pretty

    • @Zeldafan1ify
      @Zeldafan1ify 2 года назад +1582

      Hahaha imagine dyeing your hair in a "natural color" and telling them it's not your natural haircolor, their windows xp brain would implode

    • @poop6914
      @poop6914 2 года назад +719

      Coloring my hair rainbow rn hopefully they leave me alone now

    • @Toon_Topaz
      @Toon_Topaz 2 года назад +880

      Imagine how it must be to think literally everything revolves around you. These men are more immature than literal children if they think my bright green hair is to attract them and not because I think it looks dope as hell lmao

  • @aubryellaotero1064
    @aubryellaotero1064 2 года назад +6456

    I love men who don’t seem to understand that women are literally just other human beings. They seem to think we’re an entirely different species.

    • @rozmarinideas5340
      @rozmarinideas5340 Год назад +258

      Women are from Venus after all.

    • @rozmarinideas5340
      @rozmarinideas5340 Год назад +7

      @LORD J. OfDaAlphaKingz what?

    • @gaiusjuliuspleaser
      @gaiusjuliuspleaser Год назад +377

      @@rozmarinideas5340 Don't mind J, he's just asserting his alpha dominance by spamming emoji replies on every comment on every video Chad Chad ever made. That's what real men do, after all.

    • @rozmarinideas5340
      @rozmarinideas5340 Год назад +103

      @@gaiusjuliuspleaser ahh, I see.

    • @ayrtonjoga
      @ayrtonjoga Год назад +186

      It's hilarious, even as a man that doesn't talk to women often, you just need treat everyone with the same decency and you're good to go

  • @hannahwilliams2143
    @hannahwilliams2143 11 месяцев назад +41

    Seriously when guys say they like the “natural” look, they mean they like a ton of makeup but with no color, and perfectly cut and styled hair but with no color, completely shaved body, and perfectly manicured nails, and countless hours of the fixing and maintaining that comes along with it, but they don’t want to be ‘aware’ of all that work.
    If a woman doesn’t wear any makeup, never shaved or if their hair is just left to do what it does naturally, they would probably call her ugly or homely. 🙄
    They don’t want natural.

    • @SeanStrife
      @SeanStrife 9 месяцев назад +5

      It's also very likely they're pro plastic-surgery too... if it's plastic surgery to areas they like (like, say, a boob job or a BBL) and feel like it's done for them as opposed to a woman doing them just because SHE likes how it looks on her (which, yeah, I've met women who have talked about wanting to get boob jobs because they just wanted bigger boobs).

    • @Lianpe98
      @Lianpe98 2 месяца назад +1

      Not really, but more importantly, whatever some of us may prefer is our problem, it's still *your* body and therefore you are free to do whatever you want with it.

  • @CatsEyethePsycho
    @CatsEyethePsycho 7 месяцев назад +43

    As a woman I find it empowering that my height is considered demonic

    • @NandhanaN8
      @NandhanaN8 4 месяца назад +5

      im two inches too short to be demonic WHAT AM I

    • @memory.3015
      @memory.3015 Месяц назад +2

      How to assert dominance 101

    • @skizzorzombie
      @skizzorzombie Месяц назад +4

      @@NandhanaN8 apparently not real

    • @aynohalopesdealmeida9932
      @aynohalopesdealmeida9932 22 дня назад +3

      ​@@NandhanaN8 an anomaly that not even the SCP foundation has any record of

  • @dustbunny6381
    @dustbunny6381 2 года назад +1201

    "dost thou wipe thine ass with straw?" is an EXTREMELY powerful line and i'll be using that from now on. there's no way to recover from that one.

    • @samjaneczek9570
      @samjaneczek9570 2 года назад +55

      It's even better when you consider the amount of men that feel emasculated when they have to wipe their own ass and therefore either don't or just do it poorly. 😂😬

    • @genderfluidlygay7146
      @genderfluidlygay7146 2 года назад +6

      Useless fun fact no one asked for but I'm still going to say it : "dost" is "friend" in my native language 😂.

    • @shakthiganesh5117
      @shakthiganesh5117 2 года назад +4

      @@genderfluidlygay7146 I think I have a good idea of what your native language is.

    • @iwashere3167
      @iwashere3167 2 года назад +9

      @@samjaneczek9570 that's... that's a thing????? 😟

    • @samjaneczek9570
      @samjaneczek9570 2 года назад +15

      @@iwashere3167 Unfortunately. There are a lot of stories about wives asking online what they should do to get their husbands to wipe better. I guess somehow some guys feel like touching their own ass makes them less "manly."

  • @chaoticoverdrive27
    @chaoticoverdrive27 2 года назад +2602

    It’s always amusing to me when people try to use animals as an example of “women being nurturers” there are so many instances where animals abandon their young.

    • @pannajohns5255
      @pannajohns5255 2 года назад +201

      Or eat/kill them 😬

    • @pittherson3260
      @pittherson3260 2 года назад +107

      Sea Turtles

    • @buildinasentry1046
      @buildinasentry1046 2 года назад +296

      Yeah, its really a difficult comparison these guys are trying to pull. We may be related closely to alot of our animal bros, but they are ultimately different species and have different ways of going about things.

    • @TacticusPrime
      @TacticusPrime 2 года назад +156

      My rabbits killed and eat their babies.

    • @Artsyp_anda
      @Artsyp_anda 2 года назад +184

      It's also strange but in other cases the females eat or leave the male after mating.
      or the male has to 'prove' themselves or win them over.
      it's also the colorful MALES (like in birds) not females lmao

  • @gayjayy
    @gayjayy Год назад +94

    Everyone in a relationship where your partner wishes to end it, please just say "okay". You can ask why they want to end or if they would like to continue a non-sexual and non-romantic relationship, but please just let them go.
    I've had too many experiences with people begging me to stay by threats, and would rather have a cold "Okay".

  • @MultiMobCast
    @MultiMobCast Год назад +84

    I legit thought to myself "I'd never find rainbow hair pretty" then saw the picture and thought "her hair be super pretty." Thanks for helping me grow as a person.

  • @christiebreeechelon
    @christiebreeechelon 2 года назад +5696

    I was dating a guy for 6 years but decided I never wanted to marry him because I didn't think he'd treat any future children well. Took me months to gain the courage to walk away. If he told me "ok leave" that would have been amazing! Instead I got showing up at my house, unalive himself threats, threats to unalive my next partner. Please, yes. Just say "ok leave".

    • @pointless.videos1
      @pointless.videos1 2 года назад +578

      That’s actually terrible I’m so sorry you went through that :(

    • @willowoodz
      @willowoodz Год назад +265

      that’s horrible... i’m glad you’re okay now

    • @christiebreeechelon
      @christiebreeechelon Год назад +236

      @@willowoodz Thank you so much. Yes, I did find someone since then. Married 3 years now. That relationship was in my late teen to my mid 20s.

    • @alaeaft
      @alaeaft Год назад +15

      Like, it took you 6 years to figure out he won't treat children well ?

    • @pokaay3163
      @pokaay3163 Год назад +251

      @@alaeaft what the.. no, *obviously* not. Is that all you got from that??

  • @persephoneblack888
    @persephoneblack888 2 года назад +16120

    That thing about how "women are always evaluating men's masculinity" is wild because no one evaluates masculinity more than other men. They have entire podcasts dedicated to it 😂

    • @HopeIsADrug11037
      @HopeIsADrug11037 2 года назад +1052

      just evaluating the homie's masculinity. not because they like it or anything. they're just incredibly hyper-focused on other men. but it's not gay. it's just... *looking out for the homie*

    • @dearbangtan9668
      @dearbangtan9668 2 года назад +634

      @@HopeIsADrug11037 the natural phenomenon of homiesexuality

    • @dearbangtan9668
      @dearbangtan9668 2 года назад +374

      right???? lmao your comment made me realise that all problems men complain about are problems they created themselves!

    • @nuttynutsnutstache
      @nuttynutsnutstache 2 года назад +177

      @@HopeIsADrug11037
      Don't worry, you can be gay for the homies 😌

    • @mandarinablue8438
      @mandarinablue8438 2 года назад +47

      @@HopeIsADrug11037 this comment made my day 👌

  • @WackMack830
    @WackMack830 9 месяцев назад +41

    “I’m educating women about NFTs 🤓🤓”
    That aged well

  • @PrimataFalante
    @PrimataFalante Месяц назад +8

    6:33 - I love that the dating advice includes a slip where they claim to be very experienced on being dumped by women. It's like bragging about being a good professional because you've being fired so much.

  • @milmils.
    @milmils. Год назад +1628

    Women: *breathes*
    Men: “Women do that to appeal us”

  • @user-zw1os1qz1c
    @user-zw1os1qz1c 2 года назад +2091

    Men: Colored hair isn’t attractive
    Every Anime Girl Ever:

    • @draculalalaa
      @draculalalaa 2 года назад +422

      They say they hate colored hair then and then go make out with their Zero Two body pillow

    • @xxamaragachaxxx3002
      @xxamaragachaxxx3002 2 года назад +29

      @@draculalalaa def

    • @debbie1084
      @debbie1084 2 года назад +13

      @@draculalalaa lol😂😂

    • @ms_cartographer
      @ms_cartographer 2 года назад

      Or, they'll jerk off to Nejire Hado.

    • @celestialintrovert
      @celestialintrovert 2 года назад +5

      @@draculalalaa lol

  • @FlawlessM
    @FlawlessM Год назад +31

    "colored hair isn't attractive"
    as a male i dont care about the hair, i care about the inside
    organs are more expensive than hair

    • @w_nder
      @w_nder Год назад +1

      Exactlyy,

    • @VoxAstra-qk4jz
      @VoxAstra-qk4jz 3 месяца назад +3

      Beta= Only cares about relationships.
      Sigma= Always on the grind.

  • @imzzei
    @imzzei 7 месяцев назад +21

    Cant spell menace without men

  • @DemonChild263
    @DemonChild263 2 года назад +1203

    Say "okay" and the woman second guesses herself? No she goes " thank god you don't have the emotional maturity of a toddler and aren't going to beat me to death because I told you no"

    • @modderbad
      @modderbad 2 года назад +147

      let them believe what they want. When my ex said 'okay' I was relieved and walked away no hard feelings

    • @b.bird.
      @b.bird. 2 года назад +56

      And his story is definitely true, 100% not made up so he can look like Giga Chad with 800 IQ

    • @Chemillioneer
      @Chemillioneer 2 года назад +3

      Might not get her back, but if her other ex's are childish screamers, then he will obviously be further ahead.

    • @DemonChild263
      @DemonChild263 2 года назад +59

      @@Chemillioneer youre setting the bar real fuckin low there, homeslice.

    • @johnathanmandrake7240
      @johnathanmandrake7240 2 года назад

      #SayNoToAlimony

  • @molly3609
    @molly3609 2 года назад +2221

    As a woman, as soon as a man (specifically a tyler) says "okay" to me, I immediately fall to my knees and beg for tyler the third for forgiveness. I'm genetically wired that way. It's in my genes.

    • @scomo7yearsago958
      @scomo7yearsago958 2 года назад +327

      Which will change after you get married of course.

    • @Robinhartz
      @Robinhartz 2 года назад +155

      Why is “Tyler the third” so funny lmaooo

    • @sugarhoneyicedtea9704
      @sugarhoneyicedtea9704 2 года назад +60

      as you should. don't be chasing rats, ladies 🥶🔥🔥

    • @genderfluidlygay7146
      @genderfluidlygay7146 2 года назад +76

      Yes that's because you are in his frame, of course.

    • @gracegrace7292
      @gracegrace7292 2 года назад +51

      THEORY CONFIRMED

  • @JarNO_WAY
    @JarNO_WAY 8 месяцев назад +14

    5:35 Schrödinger's height: as long as you don't observe the height, you are all of them at the same time

  • @William-Afton_jejcjschheiqx
    @William-Afton_jejcjschheiqx 3 месяца назад +6

    The fact that one man thinks he can talk for all literally EVERY man is crazy 💀💀💀

  • @savvyoto
    @savvyoto 2 года назад +1400

    everytime I hear "a twingee of cringeee" my serotonin instantly receives a boost

    • @TeflonBanker
      @TeflonBanker 2 года назад +1

      Valid

    • @Ryan-ru6qz
      @Ryan-ru6qz 2 года назад

      TRUEEE

    • @thestressbecomesrealhere5477
      @thestressbecomesrealhere5477 2 года назад

      @TheGhostroaster what's this??

    • @mychemkatt
      @mychemkatt 2 года назад

      YES THIS EXACTLY

    • @anhoneymous5078
      @anhoneymous5078 2 года назад +3

      I HAAAATED it, it was like "oh my god the cringe, my ears!!" But I knew /yes/ this /is/ my humor. I completely understood the need for maxiumum cringosity for this tile card. Three vids later Iater and now I'd be pissed if it was gone- music to my ears, angels bells!, it will greet me at the heavens gate that I dont beleive in.

  • @brickowls7886
    @brickowls7886 2 года назад +4525

    if men have so many problems with women being "undesirable" or whatever adjective for "not literally perfect in my small mind", why don't they just date other men. men know what men want

    • @donutsndcoffee
      @donutsndcoffee 2 года назад +190

      Time to be gay, gamers

    • @sonof7yoshis
      @sonof7yoshis 2 года назад +261

      So this is what Johnny Brabo was trying to teach us!

    • @simonferocious
      @simonferocious 2 года назад +463

      Ancient Greece:

    • @Leig5H0T
      @Leig5H0T 2 года назад +50

      These men are usually homophobic

    • @chrischickering1959
      @chrischickering1959 2 года назад +354

      Closeted ultra toxic men who constantly think/talk about men's bodies. The classic architectype.

  • @mishayakovlyevna6657
    @mishayakovlyevna6657 Год назад +39

    They want us to be like nature until we start eating our young 😔

    • @aactrlalt
      @aactrlalt Год назад +14

      i start laying eggs and all of a sudden nobody wants me..

    • @ILIKEOTTERS
      @ILIKEOTTERS Год назад +12

      I was just eating a NORMAL snack after my baby was born, and all off the sudden, I'm a "monster" and need to "get out of the maternity ward". Smh, everyone knows that this is what the pinnacle of evolution, crabs, do in nature!

    • @blahaj3730
      @blahaj3730 Год назад +3

      @@ILIKEOTTERS IKR!
      Like come on!
      At least don’t bother me before my breakfast 😒

  • @MadMusic26
    @MadMusic26 7 месяцев назад +22

    Man: “We are not animals. We are the kings of this planet, we are more evolved.”
    Same Man: “Wanting children is natural for women. Look at cats! We’re like cats!”

    • @strawberryshortcake4345
      @strawberryshortcake4345 4 месяца назад +3

      "we're biologically programmed to feel attracted to younger women, it's in our nature since primitive days"

    • @wowzersfyi
      @wowzersfyi 2 месяца назад

      @@strawberryshortcake4345 ''women are biologically programmed to want stability and resources in a man''
      but the moment a woman starts following her biological instincts shes a gold digger bc brokis know they cant fulfill womens biological desires
      Mans biological desire: good, no problem
      Womans biological desire: goldigger! how dare you! you only want top 20 percent of the men eventho you're just following your biological desire like I do but I will shame you for it bc im average! bad bad! eventho its your biological instinct it should only be followed when its my biological instict youre a w hore if we follow yours bc majority of the men are average and its your problem, you should care abt average men even tho its not in your biological desire but I shame and dont care abt old women bc its not in my biological desires! hence we should only follow mine but not yours!

  • @CalamitasCalliope
    @CalamitasCalliope Год назад +3387

    "Blue hair isn't sexy - sincerely all men."
    Me, a lesbian: Oh thank God. So you'll stop cat calling me right?

    • @kys767
      @kys767 Год назад

      No one cat calls your transsexual ass

    • @that_gaystan
      @that_gaystan Год назад +108

      me: planning to diy my hair
      this is a bonus

    • @THEREALLORDJ
      @THEREALLORDJ Год назад

      🙄

    • @itsdalion6612
      @itsdalion6612 Год назад

      @@that_gaystan DIY hair???

    • @allyma3
      @allyma3 Год назад +240

      no in fact they'll fetishize you and bother u to be "freaky" w them

  • @KM-mw3jp
    @KM-mw3jp 2 года назад +2529

    I love that the cat analogy is just so incorrect it’s hilarious; female lions are literally the hunters and protectors of the group. Male lions just lay around and do nothing besides having sex and occasionally trying to scare off a big animal.

    • @alpacawithouthat987
      @alpacawithouthat987 2 года назад +152

      Wish I was a male lion

    • @dantemaquiavelli9039
      @dantemaquiavelli9039 2 года назад +363

      I mean they do quite a bit more. One of their most important tasks y marking their territory and warding off other male lions since they can kill the cubs, and make sure other lion prides don't pass.
      Of course when it comes to providing the lionesses are the ones doing most of the job for the pride, and they are the center, since male lions can come and go but the lionesses will still be there.
      But that doesn't mean the male lions don't do shit, it's just what they do doesn't fit completely with the idea of masculinity the idiots using this excuse have.
      By all this I mean I agree with you, and just wanted to add my two cents, since I think the labor male lions do is kind of important to save the offspring from others.

    • @liria75
      @liria75 2 года назад +223

      @@dantemaquiavelli9039 mama lion provides and papa lion protects

    • @a_khan9024
      @a_khan9024 2 года назад +30

      Hmm you couldn't have been more wrong. Male lions are actually the one's that protect the lion pride from any stray male's lurking around that kill cubs, female lion's can't really do much of anything against them, Same thing when they get attacked by hyenas, they actually harass female lion's but run at the sight of a single male lion . It's true that female lion's hunt most of the time but that's because they're light in weight, more agile and have to nurture their cubs which is also why you see that them mostly hunting small game like deer's, warthog's etc most of the time. When it comes to big game like zebras, buffalo or even giraffe's the male lion drops them with almost little to no effort lol, but again that's because it's 3 to 4 times the size of a female lion and weighs even more which is why they don't bother hunting small game because then they tire quick.

    • @mattuwu9978
      @mattuwu9978 2 года назад +150

      Also male lions are one of the most common mammals in the animal kingdom to display same-sex attraction.

  • @Shankin_Taint
    @Shankin_Taint Год назад +45

    I would argue that if a woman said “ok” to a guy breaking up with her, he’d also be mind blown

  • @fallingawayfromthenorm
    @fallingawayfromthenorm Год назад +32

    I’ve had men try to convince me to remove my many piercings because I’d look so much prettier, including when I worked as a body piercer. I never understood why they thought their opinion would make me change my appearance for them.

    • @benedetta_crln
      @benedetta_crln 4 месяца назад +3

      Got this with my pixie cut. Made me want to shave the rest of my hair

  • @bysscanna
    @bysscanna 2 года назад +7501

    about the guy that said men should just say “ok” after a women dumps them, that’s probably actually better . at least we won’t have to worry about getting killed 😩😍

    • @mitalisamdariya6084
      @mitalisamdariya6084 2 года назад +253

      facts

    • @nasskay7730
      @nasskay7730 2 года назад +3

      ....or they are going to plot their deaths....

    • @spongecakeig8794
      @spongecakeig8794 2 года назад +44

      @@nasskay7730 💀

    • @J_Lynn
      @J_Lynn 2 года назад +260

      Yeah that's what I was thinking... fine advice. bad reason, but... yeah... all things alpha considered. not too bad.

    • @jaymerutkauskas1380
      @jaymerutkauskas1380 2 года назад +6

      Or do we 🤔🤔🤔

  • @milhousevanhoutan9235
    @milhousevanhoutan9235 2 года назад +1352

    If a woman said "I want to break up with you" and I said "Okay" and got the response "I was just testing!" I would just nod and say "Okay, we're still broken up because that's insane behavior"

    • @kaysee2428
      @kaysee2428 2 года назад +375

      No logical adult would pull "tests" like this. It's some middle school crap right there lol

    • @chillcreep4926
      @chillcreep4926 2 года назад +53

      A quality response.

    • @Goat.Cheese
      @Goat.Cheese 2 года назад +121

      Same. If somebody is testing you by breaking up with you then you're better off without them

    • @kitkaty3
      @kitkaty3 2 года назад +83

      My last ex literally did this to me, yet still claims that I broke up with him because, of course, it was just a test... absolute psycho behaviour

    • @Artsyp_anda
      @Artsyp_anda 2 года назад +18

      facts! whoever does this isn't a good person period

  • @spacedragon2853
    @spacedragon2853 Год назад +26

    4:16 I think he's confusing women with orange cats

  • @FoxintheBox907
    @FoxintheBox907 Год назад +15

    4:40 what's so funny about this to me is that fact that female cats are more often hunters than male cats

  • @johnsinclair9918
    @johnsinclair9918 2 года назад +9407

    People: we don't need feminism anymore.
    Also people: Why would women get an education, pursue their life goals or do anything that is NOT attractive to ME??? What else could motivate them????

    • @haha-lj5sq
      @haha-lj5sq 2 года назад +28

      Yeah man cause half of the population TOTALLY thinks this way. Get a grip

    • @butasimpleidiotwizard
      @butasimpleidiotwizard 2 года назад +968

      @@haha-lj5sq oh sorry forgot that because not every single man behaves this way that means that it's not a male specific problem that a large percentage of men participate in and thus we totally have equality now! Oh my god thank you so much for ending misogyny King you're like so important

    • @zippylucks5990
      @zippylucks5990 2 года назад +649

      @@haha-lj5sq love how you said “men” but the op said “people”

    • @atmmachine11
      @atmmachine11 2 года назад +1

      @@haha-lj5sq That's why 85% of homicides in Canada are committed by men right? Or why only 5% of sexual assault/abuse cases against women even get reported in Canada due to fear and because there still isn't enough support/resources for women? It might be shocking but these rates are even worse in other Countries. Women do have it tougher in this world and it's just facts, unfortunately.
      (Using Canada as an example since I'm Canadian).

    • @ihatethisusernameupdate
      @ihatethisusernameupdate 2 года назад +461

      @@haha-lj5sq
      From the sounds of this comment, you're part of the problem, chill my g

  • @b.bird.
    @b.bird. 2 года назад +885

    4:43
    It's funny because female cats are known to choose celibacy and can be very aggressive towards any male cats.
    So yeah, a cat can say "No, not me. I'm going to be a mouse chaser. Can't have kittens"

    • @bib4eto656
      @bib4eto656 2 года назад +153

      And we famously spay and neueter both genders of cats, especially important for strays, because it's a fact that them breeding wantonly "as nature intended" isn't a good thing for them.

    • @tumultoustortellini
      @tumultoustortellini 2 года назад +121

      Dude could have chosen any animals but chose the one pet that has it's females get hurt during mating

    • @snoixalicious
      @snoixalicious 2 года назад +25

      @@tumultoustortellini mf just thinks thats how all sex must work

    • @Sleepydog01
      @Sleepydog01 2 года назад +20

      also many different animals after having babies will kill them because they don’t want to be mothers among many other things
      edit: actually checked my sources to make sure i’m not having a twitter moment

    • @Mai_mna
      @Mai_mna 2 года назад +13

      This is why clowns shouldn't have phones (talking about the guy in the video)

  • @maybringsflowers77
    @maybringsflowers77 9 месяцев назад +6

    "are you willing to enter my frame now?" 😏
    "yeah" 😏
    "okayyyy" 😏
    *door creaks*
    "come in" 😊

  • @sakiikisser
    @sakiikisser Год назад +17

    7:50 how i say goodnight to my friends fr

  • @joydasko5171
    @joydasko5171 Год назад +1049

    “Women just don’t understand male sexual attraction”
    Nah, we just don’t care

    • @THEREALLORDJ
      @THEREALLORDJ Год назад

      🙄

    • @user-hw6bi5uc1q
      @user-hw6bi5uc1q 11 месяцев назад +3

      and it's too contradictory

    • @ASweetShortCake
      @ASweetShortCake 11 месяцев назад +52

      It’s not that we all collectively just do not care. (That contributes to the reason. But it’s mostly that) We’re our own people, and it’s far healthier to be who you want to be and get with someone who loves you for that than to change yourself and your body for someone who believes you owe it to them… as though they own you and that their happiness triumphs all. You’re setting yourself up for failure if you listen to them, which is why girls typically don’t.

    • @littlestsnowy8177
      @littlestsnowy8177 11 месяцев назад +9

      @@ASweetShortCakeThis is literally it.

    • @godiswithyou.5358
      @godiswithyou.5358 11 месяцев назад +35

      Growth is realizing that being sexually attractive to males is not a win: because it doesn’t guarantee you anything, at all. You spend so much time hoping random males find you pretty and it is TIRING. Do you find yourself pretty? Do you like that dress? Do you feel comfortable in this or that?
      Our lives don’t revolve around what males find attractive: If they did, we’d be unhappy forever.

  • @ashbruv8590
    @ashbruv8590 2 года назад +1230

    I sure hope that Wright brother’s joke doesn’t fly over peoples heads!

  • @ignoremeplease
    @ignoremeplease Год назад +24

    "Blue hair is unattractive
    Sincerely, all men."
    Brb gotta go to the hair salon

  • @c0mput3r80y
    @c0mput3r80y Год назад +28

    2:45 oh, so that's why all cartoon married couples look like siblings...

  • @Ignitethesky
    @Ignitethesky 2 года назад +804

    My wife has blue hair and I love it... The same dudes that have these ridiculously high standards for women, are the same type of guys that expect women to lower their standards to find them attractive. Of course if the woman doesn't find them attractive it's because "she's a bitch". Not because they are d bags.

    • @calthekonqueror312
      @calthekonqueror312 2 года назад +44

      Yeah blue hair is totally attractive

    • @adekin1090
      @adekin1090 2 года назад +14

      Assholes are assholes they just happen to be men with internet.

    • @Ignitethesky
      @Ignitethesky 2 года назад +29

      @Cassandra Tafoya the other part of that is self esteem as well. I work from home and basically no one ever sees me. However, I still workout, cut my hair, etc. Your self image has a big impact on your life I think.

    • @sakura9959
      @sakura9959 2 года назад +7

      @Cassandra Tafoya Because they want the make up? Why do people always come w the most absurd answers instead of the one in front of their face. Maybe and just maybe, women, like most people, do things out of their own interests.

    • @lynnbevis4418
      @lynnbevis4418 2 года назад +4

      For real hair is bright purple and my boyfriend likes it more than my regular hair color like just because you want a girl to wear a corset and pantyhose and basically be from a coffee commercial in the fifties doesn't mean some of them aren't into goth bitches

  • @michsalad1871
    @michsalad1871 2 года назад +3161

    respect for chad chad who has to see this cringey bs everyday and have to rewatch it as she edits her videos just for all of us to watch ✊

    • @ItsMeLarky
      @ItsMeLarky 2 года назад +5

      Agreed xD

    • @dataexpunged93N15
      @dataexpunged93N15 2 года назад +12

      Chad Chad the Chad

    • @share.theworld
      @share.theworld 2 года назад +1

      My hero

    • @nyxx7813
      @nyxx7813 2 года назад

      I mean it is kinda cringe to believe all men under 6’0 and 7 inches should kill themselves but hey support your hitler by all means

    • @like_grrra
      @like_grrra 2 года назад

      @@nyxx7813 who tf said all that??

  • @BoobroPhantom
    @BoobroPhantom 6 месяцев назад +12

    So when a girl marries off to another family she becomes ginormica from monsters vs aliens?

  • @eddykidplayzyt
    @eddykidplayzyt 6 месяцев назад +10

    I love the “it’s nature” argument for how women should behave as if the whole point of society and culture is to separate our behaviors and beliefs from that of our ancestors

  • @cargo_vroom9729
    @cargo_vroom9729 Год назад +852

    Redditors: "Brightly colored hair isn't attractive to men."
    Redditors, but with anime waifus: "I beg your pardon?"

    • @Baldbutstillhuman
      @Baldbutstillhuman Год назад +85

      That goes to show it’s not the hair; it’s what they think the hair represents! Btw no hate to girls with dyed hair. Love y’all.

  • @elleevans80
    @elleevans80 2 года назад +447

    Women : *do anything like wear makeup,breathe or just exist*
    Some men : Is for me? 👉🏻👈🏻

    • @samyukthasrikanth4214
      @samyukthasrikanth4214 2 года назад +46

      Some men really think the whole world revolves around them lmaooo

    • @parry111
      @parry111 2 года назад +1

      You do realize this comment is way more ignorant than the people you're trying to mock?

    • @nenkonya8542
      @nenkonya8542 2 года назад +5

      *incels

    • @theyoungg1590
      @theyoungg1590 2 года назад +10

      @@parry111 all men in the video mentioned act like this so what's your point?

    • @asshole9191
      @asshole9191 2 года назад +1

      Like the age old saying goes: "if she breathes, she's a thot"

  • @justadumblesbian2500
    @justadumblesbian2500 8 месяцев назад +52

    As a blue haired lesbian, I'm so happy men don't find it attractive 🙏

  • @justins8634
    @justins8634 9 месяцев назад +13

    This might sound brutal, but on the bright side, most of these guys will never reproduce.

  • @basementdwellercosplay
    @basementdwellercosplay 2 года назад +1213

    I like how they say female cats don't decide they want to hunt mice and not have kittens. But they can do both, I don't know about other cats but lioness do all the major hunting while also caring for the cubs
    (Some people in the replies gave other animal groups who are female lead, but my point is animals can both be mothers while hunting food and providing to the group outside of having kids so the idea that women can do the same in the human side of the world. Debunking this idiots idea that women can only give birth and care for the home when she can have children but also earn a wage and still be a good mom)

    • @cheerupbaby1715
      @cheerupbaby1715 2 года назад +161

      Yeah and the lion just sits there and fight sometimes while everyone call him a king but never calling the female queen lol the ironyyy

    • @jkthegreat5687
      @jkthegreat5687 2 года назад +10

      @@cheerupbaby1715 well thats the whole reason the lion gets called king cause he doesn’t participate in hunting.
      You cant be a king/queen if you do peasant work

    • @angel127_
      @angel127_ 2 года назад +140

      i hate those ppl who ALWAYS bring up lions when talking about gender roles. like are they not a matriarchal species

    • @peachyevren5789
      @peachyevren5789 2 года назад +138

      @@jkthegreat5687 and in some species the female animal will bite the males head off after it fullfilled its purpose, rendering males completely useless.
      You sound pathetic my guy, judging from your other comments.

    • @daffadilly
      @daffadilly 2 года назад +151

      @@jkthegreat5687 imagine calling it peasant work when lionesses will literally chase off or kill a male that is no longer serving his purpose in their pride. That, and statistically female lions are more adept hunters than their male counterparts, making his almost entirely useless. There are actually prides of lonely bachelor lions because they get no bitches 💀

  • @spacegay9309
    @spacegay9309 2 года назад +382

    Men: "I don't like women who..."
    It's ok, dude, women don't like you either

    • @biccnesse
      @biccnesse Год назад +26

      do they actually mean "i don't like women"? Cause suprise gayness would be an interesting scenario

    • @AngelBirdo
      @AngelBirdo Год назад +5

      ​@@biccnessehence the who after
      If they were gay, it'd just be "I don't like women"

    • @biccnesse
      @biccnesse Год назад +1

      @@AngelBirdo Aahhh sorry lol I’m autistic, hard for me to like, understand jokes sometimes. Sincerest apologies

    • @toxin7111
      @toxin7111 Год назад +4

      I love how you didn't even say "these women don't like you either"
      Just general. All of them don't like you

  • @mooshroomwizard6453
    @mooshroomwizard6453 8 месяцев назад +12

    I’m gay and this video reminded me why.

    • @B.D.E.
      @B.D.E. 8 месяцев назад +2

      I thought being gay wasn't a choice.

    • @fernmist5411
      @fernmist5411 8 месяцев назад +8

      @@B.D.E. It's not, they're joking lol

  • @K3NNYMCC0RMICK.
    @K3NNYMCC0RMICK. 11 месяцев назад +6

    4:43 yknow it’s rlly funny because with this dudes logic we are also meant to eat our own kids because “it’s a nature thing”. Many animals eat their young if there is too many, a predator is near or they are hungry. So if you have a child and don’t know what to eat, eat the child!

  • @Zoey-wf3op
    @Zoey-wf3op 2 года назад +1543

    "Women are always evaluating your masculinity" Sadly some men evaluate their worth through traditional masculine things like money, g*rls, ball size and PROJECt this to Jenna at Target who is actually just wondering what spotify playlist to have drive home to after clocking out

    • @kaylala4695
      @kaylala4695 2 года назад +84

      me im jenna

    • @anshi5098
      @anshi5098 2 года назад +51

      Bro im just thinking about spicy food like ALWAYS

    • @tripical
      @tripical 2 года назад +52

      I have never really had an issue with masculinity, I've always kinda laughed at how primal alot of the guys acted around girls at school and like I know every guy has those tendencies but wanting to have money and look of a higher class I think we share through gender not, exclusive to one

    • @jkthegreat5687
      @jkthegreat5687 2 года назад +6

      @@tripical
      True craving success isn’t tied to only one gender but one can observe that the male gender is far more likely to strive for success

    • @sheilasolosthemcu
      @sheilasolosthemcu 2 года назад +1

      @@dmdkdkrkfksn4324 To imitate the men who say is.

  • @soap3468
    @soap3468 2 года назад +938

    Gotta love how every time they talk about a women's biology it's always "vagina" when they are referring to functions of other structures like the uterus

    • @THEREALLORDJ
      @THEREALLORDJ Год назад +5

      🙄

    • @CraftingGummi
      @CraftingGummi Год назад +46

      Proof that they have absolutely no maidens

    • @SamanthaLaurier
      @SamanthaLaurier Год назад +21

      @@CraftingGummi Purely maidenless behavior.

    • @losrin5447
      @losrin5447 Год назад +6

      @@crankheart at least i know the p*nis the testicles the urethra the prostate and the epididymis
      because i actually studied in school
      maybe people should actually know what they grew in before they were born

    • @letsdoodlesomethinghome3404
      @letsdoodlesomethinghome3404 Год назад +2

      U think they’re medically trained 😂? They’re fools!

  • @rambosapphire4463
    @rambosapphire4463 11 месяцев назад +11

    I actually colored my hair a vibrant magenta for the sole purpose of *scaring off* men, like some kind of poison dart frog

  • @gracieistasty
    @gracieistasty 9 месяцев назад +13

    i don’t think my first thought in the world is ever “how can i attract a man today” im straight but this subreddit might just turn me gay

  • @mikeyangel420
    @mikeyangel420 2 года назад +590

    It's depressing to think some of these delusional misogynists have a choke hold on their (totally not held captive) girlfriends

    • @embrace7052
      @embrace7052 2 года назад +64

      and sometimes those gfs think like them and are toxic too

    • @pogpogpurinn
      @pogpogpurinn 2 года назад +88

      @@embrace7052 true. Both the toxicly masculine men and toxic women attract eachother whilst creating these huge insecurities within eachother. Whilst I can't fathom the fact a girl out there who likes these toxic masculinity guys, I'm sure there are some. They feed eachothers terrible ideals imo

    • @embrace7052
      @embrace7052 2 года назад +9

      @@pogpogpurinn yess exactly

    • @amishatiwari9469
      @amishatiwari9469 2 года назад +40

      I don't want to talk like boomer (i am just 18 lol) but it's due to movie and books (i am looking at you *after* 👀) they romanticize abusive toxic relationship as standard and go away with it. I am just soo sick with this "bad boy shit".

    • @BrattWuuurst
      @BrattWuuurst 2 года назад +25

      Brave to assume they have girlfriends.

  • @EmyN
    @EmyN 2 года назад +594

    They say they love "natural" women but she can't have any hair below her eyelashes and she must be fit and have great skin and actually wear makeup because without it she looks tired

    • @lauratroy13
      @lauratroy13 2 года назад +30

      Below her eyes. I doubt they want women without eyelashes 😁

    • @Ionilas
      @Ionilas 2 года назад

      @@lauratroy13 Eyelashes? On a woman?? Repulsive! Get that away from me! Burn it at the stake!

    • @rozmarinideas5340
      @rozmarinideas5340 Год назад +43

      Women also can't wear glasses or contacts, take showers, brush her teeth, wear clothes, live in a house, drive a car, etc. as that is all unnatural.

    • @calowenby1654
      @calowenby1654 Год назад +4

      Honestly this sums it up really well.

    • @mollysministuff
      @mollysministuff Год назад +27

      Only "natural" makeup, but no body hair! It's not like women naturally have hair everywhere!

  • @ISimp4FictionalAndEmoMen
    @ISimp4FictionalAndEmoMen Год назад +21

    1:14 ad skip

  • @jamiecurran3544
    @jamiecurran3544 Год назад +39

    These guy's are an insult to all us normal guy's worldwide, ladies you are the mothers of our children , our significant others, n without you we wouldn't exist you are all awesome !☺️💜✌️

    • @chaiwolfen
      @chaiwolfen Год назад +4

      This is so wholesome, it made my day. Thank you 😊

    • @jamiecurran3544
      @jamiecurran3544 Год назад +2

      @@chaiwolfen your welcome!😊💜✌️

  • @anajelic6160
    @anajelic6160 2 года назад +662

    one of my favorite moments from high school was when this guy who openly liked me told me he'd never speak to me again if i dyed my hair red. naturally i showed up to school the next day with red hair. how the fuck do these types of men survive infancy

    • @thebacteriawasbeatentodeath
      @thebacteriawasbeatentodeath 2 года назад +133

      That's so funny lmao I'm glad you did that

    • @tychopanda
      @tychopanda 2 года назад +143

      it's funny he thinks his time is so important to you lmao

    • @kirttnabala2385
      @kirttnabala2385 2 года назад +21

      What did he do?

    • @adidi_
      @adidi_ 2 года назад +8

      @@kirttnabala2385 i have the same question

    • @vaguelyviscous4384
      @vaguelyviscous4384 2 года назад +7

      @@kirttnabala2385 please I have to know what he did

  • @l.810
    @l.810 2 года назад +3174

    Ah yes. Before I dye my hair I stop and think: “will this be attractive to men?” Because of course that’s the only possible reason I would be changing my appearance for. Every morning when I get up I think: “hmm what outfit will be most attractive to men?” Same goes with all my daily choices because of I’m not appealing to men, what’s the purpose of me, a mere woman?

    • @l.810
      @l.810 2 года назад +143

      @Jordan Breanna fr they be thinking my sole purpose is to appeal to them 💀

    • @gjh9299
      @gjh9299 2 года назад +7

      get a cat

    • @l.810
      @l.810 2 года назад +53

      @@gjh9299 ?

    • @SOBEKCrocodileGod
      @SOBEKCrocodileGod 2 года назад +87

      If a man says this, make sure to let them know how “oh, I don’t think girls will like that” with every hair or fashion choice they make and see how hypocritical their double standards are

    • @SOBEKCrocodileGod
      @SOBEKCrocodileGod 2 года назад +8

      @@ps1hagrid786 I don’t recall saying everyone was like that. I said *if* someone says that.

  • @ceriancarter5332
    @ceriancarter5332 11 месяцев назад +5

    Man's watched shrek to much, thinking once a woman is married she genetically morphs into ogre fiona

  • @alxxge
    @alxxge Год назад +23

    “blue hair doesn’t make you attractive or give you attention in any positive way - sincerely all *men* ” brb gonna go dye my hair blue

  • @LordDomielOfElysium
    @LordDomielOfElysium 2 года назад +650

    “Dyed hair doesn’t sexually attract men!”
    My lesbian self: yeah..that’s..kind of the point.

    • @milhousevanhoutan9235
      @milhousevanhoutan9235 2 года назад +35

      I have bad news as a bisexual man....

    • @50733Blabla1337
      @50733Blabla1337 2 года назад +7

      There are a lot of hetero women with dyed hair tho? And they attract men without issue.

    • @rovaughncampbell3062
      @rovaughncampbell3062 2 года назад

      Doesn't work on me has the opposite effect actually

    • @YouHadMeAtHalo
      @YouHadMeAtHalo 2 года назад +26

      @@50733Blabla1337 it’s a joke

    • @how-brash
      @how-brash 2 года назад +3

      as a straight dude I love that bc they’re probably cool introspective, and well aware of themselves

  • @SOBEKCrocodileGod
    @SOBEKCrocodileGod 2 года назад +12424

    “Blue hair isn’t sexy - sincerely all men”
    1. As a man, yes, it is attractive to me.
    2. I don’t think women care much what your hair color preferences are.
    This shit reminds me of my mom telling me not to try certain looks because “girls won’t like that.” Like, okay. If they don’t like me the way I am expressing myself, they just might not be worth my time.

    • @alice-8566
      @alice-8566 2 года назад +1361

      Ikr. It gets so annoying when all people ever tell you is “guys don’t like this, guys don’t like that” but none of us ever asked 😐

    • @errortryagainlater4240
      @errortryagainlater4240 2 года назад +814

      It's sad how we're all conditioned to base our self-worth entirely on what other people MIGHT think. 90% of the people I see daily probably don't even think about me once I'm gone, and I don't think about them, so why should we dictate each other's lives?

    • @changedpace9169
      @changedpace9169 2 года назад

      @@alice-8566 whale

    • @celestialintrovert
      @celestialintrovert 2 года назад +221

      I respect you for saying this

    • @nuttynutsnutstache
      @nuttynutsnutstache 2 года назад +321

      I'm gay and I still think a woman with died hair looks attractive.

  • @nvmitsjustme
    @nvmitsjustme 11 месяцев назад +6

    "dost thou wipe thine ass with straw?" I'm using this in the future

  • @LizBizBean
    @LizBizBean Год назад +5

    "Do you ever hear a cat say 'No. Not me. I'm gonna be a mouse chaser!'"
    Bluestar from Warriors : Well.... 👀

    • @icarus4302
      @icarus4302 2 месяца назад +2

      A FELLOW WARRIORS FAN IN THE WILD 🤝🤝🤝

  • @Ibanezguy2007
    @Ibanezguy2007 2 года назад +3495

    your channel is genius. Former wannabe "Alpha male" here and can confirm. All of these men are overcompensating and cripplingly insecure...I was. I think people grow out of it eventually. Although saying that, there are "Alpha coaches" in their 50s...so who knows what will save them. One thing is for sure, polarising views get views and likes...and then little men start spouting it as if they are facts. Its really sad.

    • @Sofia-yn1zt
      @Sofia-yn1zt 2 года назад +764

      Good job on you for breaking free of the toxic mindset, hope that you are doing better now.

    • @canyounotlookhere
      @canyounotlookhere 2 года назад +501

      the fact that you realized it was bad and got out of it is a great thing!

    • @spooky_shears
      @spooky_shears 2 года назад +323

      Congrats on getting out of that headspace, dude!

    • @nodstradamus
      @nodstradamus 2 года назад +178

      I knew some of these people too, it's just such a fake community and I can confirm these are the most insecure men of all.. Yes they get laid from time to time (success rate 0.000001 works with many tries) but the women they attract are not the ones you want for a relationship and the facade they have to keep up is unhealthy and destructive. Good you're back on the right side!

    • @gaiusjuliuspleaser
      @gaiusjuliuspleaser 2 года назад

      @@nodstradamus If you walk up to 100 women and ask them politely if they might be interested in sex, you'd have a better chance of actually getting laid than following the advice of any of these alpha channels, I'd say.

  • @deergoat3468
    @deergoat3468 2 года назад +301

    “Women are naturally mothers because of nature”
    So can my mom eat her new born baby? You know, because of nature?

    • @astrorisks
      @astrorisks 2 года назад +53

      I was thinking this! Also there are animals (such as turtles) who never even see their babies again once they are born! And don't get me onto how the female lions are the hunters while the male lions watch the kids

    • @Jonah-Philip
      @Jonah-Philip 2 года назад +3

      Unfortunately she didn't, which is how we get you, but hey life is full of disappointments isn't it?

    • @foreverconfusedandkindacute
      @foreverconfusedandkindacute 2 года назад +62

      @@Jonah-Philip u tried jonah now go back to ur room before I smash ur dad and give him a child he'll actually love

    • @vtmorphine
      @vtmorphine 2 года назад +15

      Only if the baby is not healthy. Of course, your aunt or uncle might eat that baby just to assert dominance.

    • @ameliag.9940
      @ameliag.9940 2 года назад +21

      @@foreverconfusedandkindacute this is the best comeback I have ever read and I wish I could steal it

  • @lottaca
    @lottaca Год назад +8

    "when a girl breaks up with you say ok and she'll be shook" yeah because she's expecting you to make a scene and break everything if your thoughts are any indicative of your behavior

  • @proudCitizenOfKurtistown
    @proudCitizenOfKurtistown Год назад +20

    Some random man:EW,you have dyed hair?No men are gonna wanna date you!
    Me:that’s the point *winks in bisexual*

  • @catpoke9557
    @catpoke9557 2 года назад +1473

    Actually I have seen cats that don't mate. Both males and females. Unfixed. Never mated in their life. I've also seen females denying certain males and accepting others.
    So yeah, animals do sometimes choose not to have kids. EVEN ones that go into heat, like cats.

    • @xx_isabel_the_wolf_xx3869
      @xx_isabel_the_wolf_xx3869 2 года назад +72

      Hmm never heard of an Asexual cat until now. Neat

    • @rimjhimchakraborty9365
      @rimjhimchakraborty9365 2 года назад +143

      @@xx_isabel_the_wolf_xx3869 cats also eat their dead kittens and abandons and isolates the sick ones. Also if a cat gives birth to 4 kittens, chances are all of them have different dads. ✨The more you know ✨

    • @catpoke9557
      @catpoke9557 2 года назад +138

      @@rimjhimchakraborty9365 That's also not always true! Another experience I have with cats is mothers clinging to their dead kittens and even bringing them back to the litter if they get separated. Same with sick kittens. It's extremely sad. I'd honestly prefer if they all ate them.

    • @rimjhimchakraborty9365
      @rimjhimchakraborty9365 2 года назад +56

      @@catpoke9557 Yeah probably that too. I've taken care of many stray cats all my life, so I've seen this eat the dead thing happen very commonly. But, tho quite rarely, I've seen exceptions too!

    • @naomistarlight6178
      @naomistarlight6178 2 года назад +58

      I like imagining the mood of a female cat who experiences heat but is just like "nah"... naps are better...

  • @Noooiiiissseee
    @Noooiiiissseee 2 года назад +788

    Using nature as an argument for things is so weird. It's also perfectly natural to forage for food, pick a toxic mushroom and have your pancreas slowly dissolve over the course of 2 weeks while you die in agony. That doesn't mean it's a good thing or something we should just accept as right.

    • @PurplePastaNoms
      @PurplePastaNoms 2 года назад +121

      Dying from cancer is also natural, so does that mean we should simply succumb to deadly diseases?

    • @50733Blabla1337
      @50733Blabla1337 2 года назад +61

      It is literally a fallacy to invoke nature in discussions. :D Ironically these are probably also fans of "destroying xy with FACTS AND LOGIC"

    • @IronAngeline
      @IronAngeline 2 года назад +92

      We even have a name for this fallacy: "appeal to nature." Also many, MANY animals "naturally" murder their young or the young of rivals. Meerkats? Cute as heck, but commit casual infanticide consantly. WE SHOULD NOT BE TRYING TO EMULATE OTHER ANIMALS.

    • @Sakine-animate
      @Sakine-animate 2 года назад +71

      @@IronAngeline plus several animal species (probably most, just a few observed) engage in homosexuality, so anyone using the “it’s unnatural” speech don’t really know nature.

    • @Pragabond
      @Pragabond 2 года назад +27

      @@IronAngeline Yeah we're our own animal and as many people might have noticed just a lil tiny baby bit....sort of doing our own non-natural thing ALL the time. Its also not natural to have air conditioning or taco bells but somehow I don't see these Tylers protesting modern society to live naturally anytime soon. Cherry picking like fuckin crazy.

  • @YourJapanic
    @YourJapanic Год назад +7

    “Blue hair isnt sexy- sincerely, all men”
    That one boy in my class with blue hair: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @MistaAa
    @MistaAa 10 месяцев назад +7

    9:09 Meanwhile Franziska von Karma: am i a joke to you?