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  • @benro6564
    @benro6564 2 года назад +13924

    I tried to dress up as a girl to gain insider info, but everyone kept calling me a drag queen? I don't even drag race nor am I royalty

    • @xavierbrown4051
      @xavierbrown4051 2 года назад +1340

      Ah, that's because you were performing in a nightclub.

    • @Name-tn1zg
      @Name-tn1zg 2 года назад +1272

      Material gworrllll

    • @bellabyers2929
      @bellabyers2929 2 года назад +632

      @@xavierbrown4051 an easy mistake I too have made the mistake in my life

    • @Drek.i
      @Drek.i 2 года назад +101

      cocaine

    • @Yousefgomea
      @Yousefgomea 2 года назад +305

      Have you perhaps considered becoming a femboy

  • @whatsyouremergency4928
    @whatsyouremergency4928 2 года назад +8159

    “If she pulls away, pull her back”
    That is actually the worst thing to do, ever. I can’t stress enough how bad that is.

    • @plague_doctor0237
      @plague_doctor0237 2 года назад +671

      Pulling back a person when they pull away is the worst thing you can do. How do people think that this is a good idea? Like regardless of gender, you just don't pull a person back in general, it's disrespectful to that person's free will. Unfortunately the reality is that people who do this simply don't care about this concept, because they view people as property, they can't stand that the others have a mind of their own and can make decisions that are not controlled by them, for them the term relationship only means posession

    • @daniboy4153
      @daniboy4153 2 года назад +427

      That is how you get a criminal charge for harassment and assault

    • @spicywatermelon8617
      @spicywatermelon8617 2 года назад +170

      This and the "if she's staring at your lips, kiss her" are at the top of the "What you shouldn't do when with a woman, or litteraly anybody" list. Those two will earn you a face full of pepper spray with a punch on the side.

    • @Cedar-wz5vw
      @Cedar-wz5vw 2 года назад +162

      Like, I can't tell if its a metaphor that's an extension of "playing hard to get" or literal ®️🅰️pê

    • @staydetermined6717
      @staydetermined6717 2 года назад +128

      Like never heard something MAGICAL and WONDERFUL called oh I DON’T KNOW
      C O N S E N T

  • @comettherockmaster
    @comettherockmaster 9 месяцев назад +491

    Remember if you see a girl walking home alone at night, don't approach her, this can make you seem creepy. Instead sprint at her on all fours, this will make you resemble a friendly dog (girls love dogs.) And she will know that you are there to protect her and she will feel safe.

    • @ZaradkielArkAnghel
      @ZaradkielArkAnghel Месяц назад +20

      Filthy frank style

    • @toasttheroast
      @toasttheroast Месяц назад +15

      Omg thanks girly pop

    • @bakageyama222
      @bakageyama222 Месяц назад +43

      I’m WHEEZING 💀
      The fact that I imagined a guy running in his all fours with his long legs looking like a spider 😭😭

    • @callmeqt1269
      @callmeqt1269 Месяц назад +11

      i laughed out loud - thanks

    • @neyademon1021
      @neyademon1021 Месяц назад +9

      this is comedy gold XD

  • @copiaenthusiast
    @copiaenthusiast Год назад +1405

    unpopular girl fact: girls love it when you give them your credit card info, your 1st pets name, your mother's maiden name, and your hometown! 🥰

    • @oliviareynold312
      @oliviareynold312 10 месяцев назад +165

      Giving girls your social security number establishes trust in the relationship! #girlfacts

    • @skyisreallyhigh3333
      @skyisreallyhigh3333 9 месяцев назад +24

      Wait, is this why my credit is so bad?

    • @juliahart8593
      @juliahart8593 8 месяцев назад +44

      Not to mention your parents' adjusted gross income for the 2021 tax year!

    • @MCHKTUN
      @MCHKTUN 8 месяцев назад +12

      Yeah, we really do!!

    • @user-hr6he8ou4l
      @user-hr6he8ou4l 7 месяцев назад +6

      damn straight!

  • @sparrowhunter1671
    @sparrowhunter1671 2 года назад +18588

    "if a girl goes silent during a conversation she's probably overthinking" bro I'm straight up not paying attention

    • @paulblartmallgth6652
      @paulblartmallgth6652 2 года назад +681

      That was probably the most cringy-est one. I would like to think that most of these are trolls but on the other hand, I think most of these dudes are serious 😂😂😂

    • @katm6744
      @katm6744 2 года назад +39

      This!!!

    • @nickc389
      @nickc389 2 года назад +31

      wait but why won't you be paying attention in the middle of a convo?
      i don't mean anything bad by this, just wanna understand as i can be pretty oblivious to these things sometimes, sorry in advance🙏

    • @lilacviita2575
      @lilacviita2575 2 года назад +364

      @@nickc389 idk sometimes they might find u annoying or boring or sometimes they might not be so social to interact back

    • @arizonagreenbee
      @arizonagreenbee 2 года назад +400

      @@nickc389 Sometimes I zone out when conversations are boring or I just really don't like who's talking

  • @bonitoflakes4825
    @bonitoflakes4825 2 года назад +15757

    When a girl says "Who tf are you? Get out of my house or I'm going to call the cops" it means that she's actually secretly planning your wedding in her mind and is just playing hard to get to spice things up. #girlfacts

    • @spicywatermelon8617
      @spicywatermelon8617 2 года назад +714

      Then they get married happily ever after. The end 😍

    • @pupsotired6225
      @pupsotired6225 2 года назад +1175

      wattpad fanfics be like:

    • @trypotherapy7478
      @trypotherapy7478 2 года назад +481

      It gets even better if she pulls out a gun or tries to stab you- Then she's REALLY INTO YOU 🤩

    • @doggoadexx2680
      @doggoadexx2680 2 года назад +185

      @@pupsotired6225 SO TRUEE! 💀💀💀

    • @vaidehi_n
      @vaidehi_n 2 года назад +121

      @@pupsotired6225 💀 I have comr across such exact wattpad troops

  • @vampire_vinnie.
    @vampire_vinnie. 9 месяцев назад +322

    This genre isnt a twinge of cringe, its a mile of something vile.

    • @V8VIANN3
      @V8VIANN3 2 месяца назад +22

      Facts, some of those 'facts' are literally probably counted as SA 💀 it's ridiculous

    • @heidokij
      @heidokij 2 месяца назад +13

      @@V8VIANN3”If she pulls away, pull her back.”
      **wagging finger** nuh uh! you’re touching me without my consent!

    • @V8VIANN3
      @V8VIANN3 2 месяца назад +1

      @@heidokij also, men ☕

    • @noir._.drawingz4466
      @noir._.drawingz4466 2 месяца назад +1

      @@V8VIANN3wallahi 💀🤚🏼

    • @V8VIANN3
      @V8VIANN3 2 месяца назад +2

      @@noir._.drawingz4466 your pfp is FACTS

  • @Yowatchadoing
    @Yowatchadoing Год назад +571

    Everyone always asks “what are girls” but no one says "how are girls"

    • @princesaguayoyo
      @princesaguayoyo 10 месяцев назад +62

      got you a better one: "why are girls"

    • @sleepless_child
      @sleepless_child 8 месяцев назад +34

      ​@princesaguayoyo more like: "who are girls"

    • @breadman7837
      @breadman7837 7 месяцев назад +30

      “When are girls”

    • @kasb3rry
      @kasb3rry 5 месяцев назад +25

      "Where are girls"

    • @mizookgokaboomy
      @mizookgokaboomy 4 месяца назад +23

      “Are girls?”

  • @bigmilkman
    @bigmilkman 2 года назад +10670

    Girl fact

    • @SN-vn6wb
      @SN-vn6wb 2 года назад +435

      So true bestieee 😩😩🤪

    • @bigmilkman
      @bigmilkman 2 года назад +380

      @@SN-vn6wb only true science here ❤️

    • @tt-qq4xq
      @tt-qq4xq 2 года назад +423

      also mean you should grab her and stalk her 💕

    • @aisha5156
      @aisha5156 2 года назад +311

      Source: Trust me bro.

    • @AddieDrawer
      @AddieDrawer 2 года назад +143

      The fact that your name and pfp is Bakugo makes this funnier, idk why

  • @sooyaa942
    @sooyaa942 2 года назад +16255

    unpopular fact:
    when a girl eats, it means she's hungry. *sunset picture*

    • @bluebird1914
      @bluebird1914 2 года назад +1246

      When a girl says she needs to study for a test, it means that she wants to pass the test *Sunset Picture*

    • @anti-usernamesaltaccount3623
      @anti-usernamesaltaccount3623 2 года назад +882

      unpopular fact:
      if a girl threatens to eat your spleen, don’t run and happily follow her into the basement with the smell of eleven corpses and the dismembered heads hanging from the ceiling. she simply wants to watch a movie with you.
      *sunset picture*

    • @sooyaa942
      @sooyaa942 2 года назад +363

      @@anti-usernamesaltaccount3623 girl here 🙋‍♀️ can confirm

    • @anti-usernamesaltaccount3623
      @anti-usernamesaltaccount3623 2 года назад +255

      @@sooyaa942 I appreciate the confirmation! (as an ex-girl, I wasn’t sure if this was still correct)

    • @lovetragic.
      @lovetragic. 2 года назад +253

      unpopular fact: when a girl laughs, that usually means shes happy. *sunset picture*

  • @royaltyisfound
    @royaltyisfound Год назад +528

    2:26 i guess deaf girls and blind boys can’t ever fall in love

    • @banana_365iguess
      @banana_365iguess Год назад +15

      rip

    • @q4yv
      @q4yv 4 месяца назад +1

      blind? NO BITCHES. deaf? NO BITCHES

    • @genericyoutubecommenter589
      @genericyoutubecommenter589 3 месяца назад +25

      i dont even read fanfics but god if that isn't the best fanfic prompt

    • @limpaika
      @limpaika 2 месяца назад +8

      Okay but lets say it might happen, how would they communicate? No sign language bc hes blind and no talking because I mean yeah deaf people can talk, but it would really take much effort to communicate.
      And how would they meet, every step they would take into the relationship would require much effort from the girls side because talking isnt easy when you cant hear etc.
      But I dont know much about that, I might be wrong and overanalysing

    • @Idknlandwh123
      @Idknlandwh123 2 месяца назад

      I'm physically girl, so I'm deaf?

  • @blushives4888
    @blushives4888 Год назад +375

    unpopular girl fact: if you text her that you love her and she responds "how did you get my number" or "why are you outside my house" or even possibly "i'm calling the cops you psychopath" she's really saying she's interested in you and you should try to ask her on a date again

    • @alexisventura7191
      @alexisventura7191 4 месяца назад +15

      bonus: if she locks you in jail, what she really means is that she wants to lock you down in marriage!

    • @_StrayKidsForever_
      @_StrayKidsForever_ 4 месяца назад +7

      Or, ‘who are you, I’m scared, why are you with a knife’(girls love the knife, btw!) it means she’s totally into u

    • @Nahida_The_Stalker
      @Nahida_The_Stalker 26 дней назад

      ⁠@@_StrayKidsForever_I agree StrayKids are the besttt ♡

  • @LeahD123
    @LeahD123 2 года назад +8087

    The popularity of the fact “If a girl goes silent in a conversation she’s probably overthinking” just shows that a lot of men assume women have no other priorities, interests, or responsibilities other than engaging in uninterrupted conversation with them. Like nah dude I’m just more interested in this tv show than talking to your boring ass.

    • @CyberWarezz05
      @CyberWarezz05 2 года назад +562

      Not only that, but they followed it with "repeat what you said so she won't overthink again".Like dude I'm not stupid, I just don't give a shit.True, in some case, I overthink a lot, but if something in a conversation annoyed me, I just...talk about it??

    • @madeline5493
      @madeline5493 2 года назад +300

      @@CyberWarezz05 Seriously! “If she’s silent during conversation, no problem! Just *explain it again.*” No! Please! Save me from this NPC dialogue tree from hell 💀

    • @imadoge5036
      @imadoge5036 2 года назад +47

      I can't tell my opinion as a dude too much, but I can relate to going silent during convos. Whenever I talk to them, we just talk, ik that's mind blowing. I don't know where does that myth come from, I don't even pay attention if they go silent, I just go silent as well or finish my idea.

    • @introvertedaz9963
      @introvertedaz9963 2 года назад +60

      Ikr can't wait to be mansplained next time I zone out~😘

    • @vfsberry7491
      @vfsberry7491 2 года назад +1

      You do realize that’s still overthinking? Right?

  • @hopingstare8980
    @hopingstare8980 2 года назад +29926

    '' if a girl pulls away, pull her back '' dude thats how you get pepper sprayed

    • @Bianca-iz5wk
      @Bianca-iz5wk 2 года назад +2591

      A get into jail speedrun

    • @MrGoofyPup
      @MrGoofyPup 2 года назад +445

      Well that seems to be an unpopular fact

    • @gothic_fox3398
      @gothic_fox3398 2 года назад +1170

      "Sir go away" *yanks away*
      "Let me have you!" *grabs back*
      *Cue officer speed running to the area*

    • @Bee-kv5tx
      @Bee-kv5tx 2 года назад +231

      Maybe kicked in the shins too. A nice jab to the torso. If you are with a specific type of girl, maybe a pocket knife in you.

    • @agentarmoire3540
      @agentarmoire3540 2 года назад +693

      "If a girl pepper sprays, add salt cuz what is pepper without salt" is probably the next "girl fact".

  • @chiken4065
    @chiken4065 Год назад +92

    I hate when they say its a "psychology fact" so more people trust them even though its such bs 💀

  • @sweetgore_
    @sweetgore_ Год назад +67

    1:02 LMFAOO WHEN SHE SAID “dudes that are standing like this in their camera” A PAMPERS AD CAME UP GAHAGAHAGAHAGH💀💀💀

  • @vila777_
    @vila777_ 2 года назад +15965

    the funny thing about the “boys act like children, girls act like mothers” is that it’s something i’ve heard from a few divorced women who’ve told their stories. part of the reason for their divorces is because their husband acted like an extra child for them to take care of rather than another parent. so i guess it’s accurate if you want alimony in your future

    • @blue4155
      @blue4155 2 года назад +1613

      weaponized incompetence from the husbands

    • @jeil5082
      @jeil5082 2 года назад +949

      @@blue4155 that hit the nail on the head. they could do better but they choose not to because its more convenient for them

    • @jellyjilli1004
      @jellyjilli1004 2 года назад +994

      @@blue4155 and the fact that people are still spreading the "he'll act like a child. It's just how men are" around as "fact" means this ain't gonna stop anytime soon

    • @crystaleunoia3974
      @crystaleunoia3974 2 года назад +566

      That's what my mom has to deal with. I feel like I have to take my dad's place to be there for my little brothers. I'm afraid that they will end up acting the same way to their wives when they get older. They already act a bit like him, and expect for everything to be done for them by the women in their life. The funny thing is that my dad will get mad at them for doing the same shit that he does. He basically is another fucking child, but my mom is in too deep to get out.

    • @lydiamulfinger6781
      @lydiamulfinger6781 2 года назад +273

      @@crystaleunoia3974 wow, I'm actually so glad to hear that this isn't just a me thing! My dad is the exact same way to the point that my mother, after having her 5th child, had to go back to school to become a nurse in order to take care of us

  • @plu_plu_pluto
    @plu_plu_pluto 2 года назад +12119

    “When a boy is in love he acts like a child, when a girl is in love she acts like a mother”
    Yes officer, this post right here

    • @space.404
      @space.404 Год назад +76

      Lol wtf

    • @luckybat7137
      @luckybat7137 Год назад +477

      Sigmund Freud has entered the chat

    • @burcebanning
      @burcebanning Год назад +289

      Freud is throwing a party in hell right now

    • @Bread-hh8ys
      @Bread-hh8ys Год назад +584

      According to that post that has the source of: trust me bro
      Then gay couples would be toddlers screaming trying to out-kid eachother.
      Then lesbian couples would be mothers trying to out-mother eachother.

    • @millytheotterlover1680
      @millytheotterlover1680 Год назад +115

      The true fact is that when a boy just generally exists, they act like a child. 😂

  • @franticmemer6966
    @franticmemer6966 Год назад +36

    As a girl myself i can confirm that all the facts in this video shown are 100% accurate and totally reliable. If a girl tells you to leave her alone or says she's not interested or basically anything that doesn't fit with you she is secretly trying to tell you that she is totally in love with you and wants you to just disregard everything she says and act like a fool.

  • @buff-SCOTTISH-Man-Drinks-TEA
    @buff-SCOTTISH-Man-Drinks-TEA Год назад +69

    "Friends are Food not Fish"
    This was the most powerful message I've ever heard.

  • @tas1989.
    @tas1989. 2 года назад +21562

    “When she stares at your mouth: Kiss her”
    Deaf girls reading lips: 🏃‍♀️💨💨

    • @Vitoria-cq8mp
      @Vitoria-cq8mp 2 года назад +1070

      OMG NOO💀

    • @sabbathMIKU
      @sabbathMIKU 2 года назад +768

      OHMYGODD💀💀💀

    • @bluthehusky1232
      @bluthehusky1232 2 года назад +523

      I wheezed💀
      Edit: Holy shit 236 likes? Thank you so much I guess we all WHEEZED I'll make sure to give out inhalers

    • @im_a_simp6792
      @im_a_simp6792 2 года назад +387

      OMG NO 💀💀✋🏻✋🏻

    • @abigailadhanom8189
      @abigailadhanom8189 2 года назад +392

      I LAUGHED HARDER THAN I INTENDED TO AT THIS 💀💀💀💀

  • @urschkun
    @urschkun 2 года назад +12287

    I love that these "girl facts" make it seem like we're a different type of species that move like NPC #girlboss

    • @katz1815
      @katz1815 2 года назад +560

      Yas queen👸skinny legend😜Versace boots👾the house down🏚slay queen🤩hunsey mama👱🏼‍♀️and I oop😙daddy work😝charli xcx🎤snatched my wig💇🏽‍♀️

    • @squidwardcallsmedaddy5174
      @squidwardcallsmedaddy5174 2 года назад +62

      @@katz1815 what

    • @turyabhatkar
      @turyabhatkar 2 года назад +410

      @@squidwardcallsmedaddy5174 somebody didn't slay the house down today...

    • @squidwardcallsmedaddy5174
      @squidwardcallsmedaddy5174 2 года назад +262

      @@turyabhatkar more like somebody didnt snatch the versace boots of charli hunsey mama's daddy

    • @Illlium
      @Illlium 2 года назад +226

      Breaking News: men still clueless about women, more at eleven

  • @user-dv4cr6fn3l
    @user-dv4cr6fn3l 2 месяца назад +13

    i saw one once where it was "if she is walking infront of you, fug her and dont say anyting" and " if she looks at your eyes, dont look away until she dies" yes, exactly like that

  • @BiggestPhangirl
    @BiggestPhangirl 8 месяцев назад +20

    1. Why do people get on TikTok anymore? Even China can’t learn anything from it.
    2. When I go silent during a conversation, you’re boring me or my imagination found something more interesting.
    3. I overthink what to make for dinner.
    4. If I pull away you better pull away too.
    5. If I look at your mouth I noticed you need chapstick.
    6. I need more than love to be remotely attracted to you.
    7. None of the above are facts about girls, just about me, because each girl is different.

  • @felicia_uwu4421
    @felicia_uwu4421 Год назад +6727

    “When girls fall in love, they act like a mother”
    Sees crush: CLEAN UR FUCKING ROOM

    • @cragetty-ragetty5673
      @cragetty-ragetty5673 Год назад +132

      HAHAAAAH

    • @aliviawu5618
      @aliviawu5618 Год назад +131

      you laugh but this is what my mother has to do with my father (': the dining room is where his desktop is, and he spends like most of his time in front of it. he leaves orange peels and empty potato chip bags all over the place.

    • @keslyajennifer
      @keslyajennifer Год назад +113

      What if I tell you that this is something I say once a week on my relationship?
      It's not that girls act like mothers, it's because they teach HYGIENE AND BASIC HOME TASKS to girls, and not for boys.
      So I have to carry this burden of being heterosexual and have a (cute) boyfriend who DOESN'T HAVE ANY CLUE OF HOW TO DO THE LAUNDRY.

    • @d1g1t4l.st4r.
      @d1g1t4l.st4r. Год назад +12

      @Lazy Katt LOL

    • @gh0ulzz
      @gh0ulzz Год назад +59

      ooh i wanna try!!
      girl: *sees crush*
      DO THE FUCKING LAUNDRY

  • @KiraAfter_Dark
    @KiraAfter_Dark 2 года назад +9818

    "If she looks at your mouth, kiss her"
    No. I'm autistic. I don't like eye contact, so I look at people's mouth's when they talk. I don't want to be kissed by everyone.

  • @yourlocalkpopstan.934
    @yourlocalkpopstan.934 9 месяцев назад +28

    4:37
    shark fact:
    friends are food…
    not fish

  • @ScpDrRisha
    @ScpDrRisha 5 месяцев назад +55

    As a girl, I'm a disgusted at all the wrong things spread about woman. Like, not all girls like makeup. I hate it personally. I just don't feel free and It feels heavy on my face. I haven't wore makeup in a year. I'm also aromantic asexual so I hate it when men say that all girls have crushes! And when I'm silent during a conversation, I'm not over thinking of what someone said, it's the cue to let them know to shut up and that I'm not in the mood to talk anymore. 9:29 NEVER KISS SOMEONE WITHOUT CONSENT.

    • @Moonlit_Snowflake
      @Moonlit_Snowflake 4 месяца назад

      I mean..... Jaiden was gushing over a spaceship.... Wait, does it count if it's a joke?

    • @poseidonthe1st
      @poseidonthe1st 4 месяца назад

      Same thing with me

  • @ratmarii
    @ratmarii Год назад +3085

    Girl fact!
    If a girl says “No thanks, I’m lesbian”, it means she wants to date!
    If you continue, she’ll say “Get away from me freak!” And that means that she
    absolutely loves you! You can now go into her basement uninvited
    Bonus fact:
    If she looks upset, angry, or scared, don’t worry it’s just her period!

    • @feralpossum2089
      @feralpossum2089 Год назад +373

      Once she finds you in her basement and says she will call the cops, don't worry, thats just role play!

    • @ratmarii
      @ratmarii Год назад +62

      @@feralpossum2089 Yup!

    • @pix1e05
      @pix1e05 Год назад +220

      Once her brother tackles you to the ground cause he found you under her bed, don’t worry! He was just offended you weren’t under his bed🙂.

    • @ray_aesthetixx
      @ray_aesthetixx Год назад +101

      when she pushes you to the ground and runs, don't worry! she's just extremely happy and excited that you've done this for her!
      bonus: if she calls the cops, don't worry, she's just inviting them to your marriage!

    • @thelord1917
      @thelord1917 Год назад +72

      another girl fact: if she screams "leave me ALONE!" it just means shes trapped in a bootleg pokemon game !

  • @themeparksweatpants
    @themeparksweatpants 2 года назад +9250

    as a girl i did not know these facts, it blew my mind that us girls actually have needs? #girlfacts

    • @myo759
      @myo759 2 года назад +208

      oof. Us girls didn’t know these amazing facts for so long

    • @MaddyPerez128
      @MaddyPerez128 2 года назад +232

      All I knew was that we don’t poop, so I assumed that we didn’t have any needs. Now I actually have to care about myself :(

    • @myo759
      @myo759 2 года назад +81

      @@MaddyPerez128 holy shit thats sad :( same

    • @cheezit2690
      @cheezit2690 2 года назад +61

      Whoa, girls need things?

    • @wybie2529
      @wybie2529 2 года назад +47

      breaking news: girls have needs and bodily functions ⁉️😳😱😰

  • @amberbusse
    @amberbusse 5 месяцев назад +34

    unpopular girl fact: if a girl “doesn’t want to tell you where she lives” this is actually just her subtle way of inviting you to find out for yourself by following her home!

  • @-SomeRandomKid-.
    @-SomeRandomKid-. Год назад +32

    No one talking about af 0:35 the top most searched thing is girlfarts? No- ok

  • @Gracehasyoutube
    @Gracehasyoutube 2 года назад +1923

    Unpopular fact: the ocean is made of water.
    I haven’t seen many people addressing it lately.

    • @HerrlockSholmes
      @HerrlockSholmes 2 года назад +180

      Actually that myth was debunked a few years back I think

    • @Iluveyuu
      @Iluveyuu 2 года назад +159

      @@HerrlockSholmes yeah its actually made of watermelon juice.

    • @joutatheegg
      @joutatheegg 2 года назад +98

      Silly people it’s clearly made of earth juice

    • @cozycasasmr4510
      @cozycasasmr4510 2 года назад +80

      The ocean is fake

    • @kookielattae201
      @kookielattae201 2 года назад +93

      Wait--- Y'll actually believe ocean is real??!! It's clearly fake 🤦‍♀

  • @viennagao2335
    @viennagao2335 Год назад +6884

    Actually, studies have heavily suggested that if a girl you’ve been seeing turns away every time she sees you, files multiple restraining orders, and has a panic attack every time she sees your face because she claims that “he won’t let me live a peaceful life, he’s just everywhere and disgusts me,” she’s actually just hinting that she would love you to show up to her house uninvited with a boom box and tell her you want to marry her

    • @snowkittwice
      @snowkittwice Год назад +2

      Ik this is sarcastic but please stop before some dumbass takes it literally 😭

    • @every1lovesBATMAN
      @every1lovesBATMAN Год назад +227

      THESE COMMENTS ARE THE BEST. YOUVE MADE MY DAY. THANK YOU😭😭👍🏻

    • @aynain1810
      @aynain1810 Год назад +70

      @@every1lovesBATMAN SAME😭😭 BOOM BOX AHHH

    • @houdinienjoyer871
      @houdinienjoyer871 Год назад +94

      My ex saw this and was like
      ‘Oooooh that’s what he wants’

    • @yuukistarfrost4552
      @yuukistarfrost4552 Год назад +51

      LMAO TOOOOOOOOTALLY YES THATS OBVIOUSLY WHAT I WANT WHEN I FILE RESTRAINING ORDERS!!!!!!!!!

  • @saheryasmeen4368
    @saheryasmeen4368 11 месяцев назад +6

    I was in a situation where I told a guy to stay away from me or I'll get a restraining order against him and he literally responded by saying "You are just playing hard to get, I know you like me and you don't wanna accept it" like WTFFFF

  • @jzu907
    @jzu907 Год назад +23

    10:41 seriously killed me that was such a good way to round back to the previous part of the video to wrap things up

  • @kelpio
    @kelpio 2 года назад +8442

    As a member of the girl community, whenever i go silent it’s either:
    a.) because it’s awkward
    b.) because i’m listening
    c.) because i’m disassociating

  • @mitternachtsfruhstuck4448
    @mitternachtsfruhstuck4448 2 года назад +1811

    "When she looks at your mouth, kiss her."
    Every (neurodivergent) person who struggles with eye contact but knows they have to look at least somewhere near: 😧

    • @yoobeepedmeinthebeep
      @yoobeepedmeinthebeep 2 года назад +90

      Watch out watch out watch out
      You just got K I S S E D 😋

    • @avinrains
      @avinrains 2 года назад +77

      You can also look at someone's eyebrows, it looks close enough to eye contact that it gets you through what you need. (Source: I am ND)

    • @spicywatermelon8617
      @spicywatermelon8617 2 года назад +30

      To avoid staring at people's lips, I just look behind them.

    • @radioactivepower600nanaspersec
      @radioactivepower600nanaspersec 2 года назад +51

      And then we have the hard of hearing/deaf people trying to read lips, when suddently
      ✨non concentual kiss✨
      Such gentlemen
      /s

    • @miizuakiya
      @miizuakiya 2 года назад +19

      me not liking eye contact and looking at my hands:

  • @evanccafton
    @evanccafton Год назад +603

    As a girl, k means
    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you.
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
    edit: thanks for the likes y'all want the full version of the song? if so get me 669 likes
    edit: now you seen a written Rick roll + ty for the likesi
    edit: TYSM FOR 500 LIKES

  • @Kimi3427
    @Kimi3427 Год назад +10

    Her sarcasm is in another level 🫡

  • @emoscotchtape
    @emoscotchtape 2 года назад +23580

    "If a girl goes silent during a conversation, she's probably just overthinking what you said"
    That's wrong. We are determining the best way to lure you into our basements and commence the sacrifice.

    • @screamingbanshee1282
      @screamingbanshee1282 2 года назад +1455

      Who do you sacrifice to, I sacrifice to the cookie monster

    • @emoscotchtape
      @emoscotchtape 2 года назад +1706

      @@screamingbanshee1282 I can't say for legal reasons, unfortunately.

    • @margaritapeggyschuylervanr2486
      @margaritapeggyschuylervanr2486 2 года назад +1397

      @@screamingbanshee1282 we should never say who we sacrifice too. That is apart of the feminine code. You should know better on your feminine days

    • @kyra6744
      @kyra6744 2 года назад +288

      can confirm

    • @SimBits
      @SimBits 2 года назад +471

      I'm autistic so I'm probably just staring into space thinking about something stupid lol

  • @abby_18
    @abby_18 2 года назад +4079

    “When a girl is truly in love, she will act like a mother”
    um no, I’m not taking care of you, that was your parents job, not mine 😀✋🏻

    • @sofvpgn
      @sofvpgn 2 года назад +72

      exactly

    • @daniboy4153
      @daniboy4153 2 года назад +259

      As a man..
      I'm honestly shocked that men say stuff like this. Like have their parents even taught them anything when growing up?

    • @jkthegreat5687
      @jkthegreat5687 2 года назад +43

      True but why is it that Society still expects men to provide like father figures? Like damn i dont always want to pay for first dates😵‍💫

    • @purplewine7362
      @purplewine7362 2 года назад +9

      @Sumfkn Bunny wat?

    • @heccinsianna
      @heccinsianna 2 года назад +22

      @Sumfkn Bunny mmmmm you are very, very, very far off from what your average normal male is actually like. Like I think it would be less far off to say all pansexual men summon eldritch gods at 3:41 AM from the bhäžkthäär using half an eggplant covered in a cloth with writing on it repeating üéłËŸĮŒ 347 times or until the eldritch god pardons them
      ^
      hope this helps
      (From a pansexual male)

  • @jacquelinereyz
    @jacquelinereyz Год назад +15

    Studies shows that if a female files restraining orders, says “ he never leaves me alone.”, runs away if you try to interact with the rabid animal, it truly means that she loves you so much.

  • @fartingpart2
    @fartingpart2 Год назад +6

    if a girl runs away screaming “help”, she’s really into you and is just playing hard to get.

  • @idontcare7340
    @idontcare7340 2 года назад +3714

    "When a boy is truly in love, he acts like a child. But, when a girl is truly in love, she will act like a mother"
    Yes, time for a diaper change, little Johnny. Do you need me to fix you a bottle of warm milky wilky too?

    • @ifuckedyourmomlastnight2813
      @ifuckedyourmomlastnight2813 2 года назад +423

      milky wilky 💀

    • @satirestudios5413
      @satirestudios5413 2 года назад +338

      Not the milky wilky 💀💀😭

    • @say_woo
      @say_woo 2 года назад +76

      💀

    • @deliriouspenis
      @deliriouspenis 2 года назад +173

      that 100% would be some adult’s fantasy, and i wish i were wrong about it (maybe minus the diaper, but also maybe not)

    • @juicywhore
      @juicywhore 2 года назад +27

      man just compared a child to a baby

  • @ripleyandweeds1288
    @ripleyandweeds1288 2 года назад +31312

    "When a boy is in love he will act like a child, when a girl is truly in love she will act like a mother" SECURITY!!! WE HAVE A PROBLEM!!!

    • @emilykaylin3209
      @emilykaylin3209 2 года назад +3941

      mommy issues alert🚨

    • @Guardist
      @Guardist 2 года назад +2334

      FBI OPEN UP

    • @bored8157
      @bored8157 2 года назад +906

      @@Guardist 👮🏻‍♀️👮🏼👮🏽‍♂️

    • @lolar108
      @lolar108 2 года назад +1844

      security alert security alert! wee woo wee woo

    • @Iluveyuu
      @Iluveyuu 2 года назад +882

      everyday men r proving freud is right

  • @arrowofyarrow
    @arrowofyarrow Год назад +4

    the “if a girl goes silent, she probably needs to explain it again” thing explains so much about how mansplaining happens

  • @Akaria.Luvs1
    @Akaria.Luvs1 21 день назад +2

    Honestly, even if I were to wear makeup, I wouldn’t do it to please anyone.
    I do things to please myself. I prefer being complimented in academic ways rather than my body because it makes me uncomfortable. :/

  • @babybluejustice
    @babybluejustice 2 года назад +12284

    the facts these videos are stating about women are basically just how y/n acts in fanfics 🧍🏾‍♀️

    • @elledayooo
      @elledayooo Год назад +170

      lmao

    • @aqueennamed_dolores9404
      @aqueennamed_dolores9404 Год назад +400

      That shouldn’t be so true 😭💀

    • @staydetermined6717
      @staydetermined6717 Год назад +507

      Enjoy this ✨special✨ hell I’ve created:
      Fight song was in harmony with the other songs
      Then Everything changed
      When the Y/N attacked
      They were ruthless
      Corrupting everyone and everything in “her” path
      And her orbs-
      Made all the hot boys fall for Y/N I N S T A N T L Y
      Like, Jackson, harry, deku, bakugou, jake, Leo, jungle book…… and so many others-
      And when the fight song was a good song, as well as a good defence against the Y/N and when needed most
      Vanished and corrupted by Y/N as well
      Then, a 100 years had past
      Where
      myself and others who have survived found a group of People who call themselves
      “The commenters”
      Who were sick of Y/N corrupting fight song and the world
      So, they decided to Finally fight back-
      Not with a song on a rooftop but with their words and with a punch ore too-
      They call it the
      Y/N slander
      They still have a long way to go before they can stop Y/N for good
      But, I believe
      The commenters can
      Save the fight song and the others-

    • @perfectheart7010
      @perfectheart7010 Год назад +246

      @@staydetermined6717 Y/N Slander, The Last Hope

    • @staydetermined6717
      @staydetermined6717 Год назад +38

      @@perfectheart7010
      :)

  • @goosegoose5737
    @goosegoose5737 2 года назад +30422

    Studies show that when a girl runs away from you yelling “LEAVE ME ALONE YOU FREAK” she is really just playing hard to get, and you should chase her down to prove your dedication and win her heart.

  • @ceoatcrystalsoft4942
    @ceoatcrystalsoft4942 Год назад +8

    Never seen your channel before but this is hilarious 😂 "Why are we underwater for this?"
    Lmao, you call out the things I've always thought about these zeroes 🤣

  • @Duranie4Life
    @Duranie4Life Месяц назад +1

    If a girl is silent in a convo it’s because she’s being RESPECTFUL and LISTENING TO THE SPEAKER

  • @KonwTheTrut
    @KonwTheTrut 2 года назад +2487

    That ‘they be poopin’ part….I just taught our almost three year old daughter to say ‘everybody poops’ because we don’t poop shame in our house. She’s been saying that for the past few days now. So cute that it’s hilarious.

  • @alisha890
    @alisha890 2 года назад +7172

    as a girl, i am so glad that i’m growing more educated about my own gender. it’s really helping me discover myself

    • @237vu
      @237vu Год назад +46

      😭

    • @isabellejustcuz6075
      @isabellejustcuz6075 Год назад

      this better be a joke. SAY SIKE RIGHT NOW.
      do not r/woosh me u redditor

    • @PinkCreepz
      @PinkCreepz Год назад +203

      Yeah these men really educate us women with their scientific facts #specialed

    • @calowenby1654
      @calowenby1654 Год назад +11

      Lol.

    • @roma8855
      @roma8855 Год назад +125

      Men are just so well educated on women's psychology that they've dedicated an entire "facts" tiktok account to it

  • @graemebarnes3445
    @graemebarnes3445 8 месяцев назад +2

    Just stumbled across ye man, knew instantly this would be hilarious, and your dry humour is brilliant.
    "i am a boy, boys lie"
    "I sometimes wear eyeliner"
    "we are experiencing the same thing"
    GOLD mate

  • @foxtrotbibi
    @foxtrotbibi 9 месяцев назад +4

    bro every single tik tok on here is a spit in the face to phycologists and a kick in the shins to phychiatrists

  • @memezurdreamz2203
    @memezurdreamz2203 Год назад +4461

    Unpopular girl fact: If she stares at your eyes, that means that she finds them beautiful and that she wants to gouge them out of their eyesockets and keep them forever in her trophy room with the rest of the male body parts she has scavaged throughout the many previous dates she's been in!

    • @ss1gnify
      @ss1gnify Год назад +296

      Shhhh, don't let them know!

    • @thelord1917
      @thelord1917 Год назад +107

      Shhhhhhhhhhhhh

    • @packedracer3645
      @packedracer3645 Год назад +38

      What-

    • @ss1gnify
      @ss1gnify Год назад +153

      @@packedracer3645 If you're a guy, just pretend that you've never seen this okay

    • @packedracer3645
      @packedracer3645 Год назад +158

      @@ss1gnify I’m more concerned about the fact you “allegedly” have body parts in your house. Like bestie can I have some kinda hungry

  • @CatTheHuman-
    @CatTheHuman- 2 года назад +1825

    When a girl says “You are super toxic I breaking up with you” it means she wants to kiss you #girfacts

    • @PureSniperWolf
      @PureSniperWolf Год назад +87

      When I want to save 15% or more on car insurance I ask for the #carfax

    • @starvingarachnid
      @starvingarachnid Год назад +121

      When a girl says "Please fucking leave me alone" she wants to marry you #grilfacs

    • @gwtolol2060
      @gwtolol2060 Год назад +93

      When a girl says "Who are you?! What the hell are you doing my house?! Did you just break into my house?!", she's flirting and ready for babies.

    • @starvingarachnid
      @starvingarachnid Год назад

      @@gwtolol2060 When a girl says "Wenomechainsamatumajarbisaunwifenloofeselifterbraun" She wants to have kids with you #grillfacst

    • @TR-oc7hh
      @TR-oc7hh Год назад +28

      @@gwtolol2060 SO true.

  • @user-tx5kz5lv5r
    @user-tx5kz5lv5r Год назад +10

    Girl Facts be like:
    "It's all good man."
    It's not all good man.
    *Insert sunset image*

  • @peachy-plays32
    @peachy-plays32 8 месяцев назад +4

    “he falls in love with you..and just starts uncontrollably pissing and shitting himself.”

  • @linksey
    @linksey 2 года назад +32368

    As a psychology major graduate and current counseling student, it pains me how misinformed people are about psychology

    • @kevrock
      @kevrock 2 года назад +1007

      Its just like brain magic, right? :)

    • @hiddenmongoose7314
      @hiddenmongoose7314 2 года назад +485

      Seeing such a well-said comment with BOTW Links dumbass face as the profile pic... it hits different and I fucking love it.

    • @saturnitiez
      @saturnitiez 2 года назад +486

      psych major as well; fucking same

    • @OneWeekTime
      @OneWeekTime 2 года назад +516

      Agreed. Grad here. People co-op a lot of psychological terms with little understanding of them, or they misunderstand psych research (which was poorly described by some journalist or parroted on forums). Worse still, is people will internalize these concepts and restrict their behaviour to fulfill some identity or label without realizing it (e.g., self diagnosing, personality types, etc.).

    • @elianazuniga6541
      @elianazuniga6541 2 года назад +523

      As a person who isn't a graduate of anything and has basic common sense and enough brain cells to know most of these things;, it pains me how uniformed people are about psychology.

  • @jasmineittes
    @jasmineittes 2 года назад +2473

    as a female women girl i agree with every fact in this video they are so true and in fact facts about girls!!

    • @cbgoob3246
      @cbgoob3246 2 года назад +230

      Liking all the comments and then getting scared some dumbass will take it seriously 💀💀

    • @Cosmocomely
      @Cosmocomely 2 года назад +15

      @@cbgoob3246 same

    • @satanickittycat
      @satanickittycat 2 года назад +166

      "female women girl" she is making new words 😭✋🏻

    • @crashh-course
      @crashh-course 2 года назад +64

      me and the boys kissing all the female woman girls

    • @pondererofpointlessdreams5029
      @pondererofpointlessdreams5029 2 года назад +85

      @@crashh-course me and the girls kissing all the female woman girls (totally not gay for female woman girls)

  • @mariemoon1
    @mariemoon1 Год назад +2

    *Yes. If I tell you leave me alone. I obv want you to bother me and "win my heart"*

  • @hogriddddddder2569
    @hogriddddddder2569 Год назад +2

    Boy fact The Hog Rider is a Rare card that is unlocked from the Spell Valley (Arena 5). He is a quick building-targeting, melee troop with moderately high hitpoints and damage. He appears just like his Clash of Clans counterpart; a man with brown eyebrows, a beard, a mohawk, and a golden body piercing in his left ear who is riding a hog. A Hog Rider card costs 4 Elixir to deploy.
    Strategy
    When he is jumping over the river, he cannot be targeted by any ground attacking units. The Log and Earthquake will fail to damage a Hog Rider while he is jumping. Air troops can still attack him though, and the Inferno Tower and Inferno Dragon will continue to ramp up their damage.
    When countering Hog Riders, obviously use buildings. But be wary as it the offender would usually play around it with cards such as Earthquake. Air swarms such as Minion Horde can help due to the Hog's usual support tools not countering them.
    On the offender's side, a powerful move is to accompany him with an Earthquake, obliterating almost every building, and also grounded swarms. To a lesser extent, Lightning could also be used, retaining the same point of almost destroying every building while also crippling troops such as the Wizard or the Hunter.
    The Log could also be an effective first play as a cycle, but it only kills swarms and sometimes a non-center-placed Tombstone.
    The Hog Rider can be paired with the Lumberjack as both a swarm bait and damage combo. It is a very fast combo with an extremely high damage output potential, so the defender will likely try to counter it with a swarm. If this happens, the offender should use a spell like Arrows to render the defender poetically defenseless. If they manage to defeat the Lumberjack, the dropped Rage will make the Hog Rider even more dangerous than it normally is.
    A fast and deadly combination is the Hog Rider and Mini P.E.K.K.A combo. Both units are fast but the Mini P.E.K.K.A does much more damage and does not attack only buildings so the Mini P.E.K.K.A. can deal with troops like the Executioner and Musketeer. However, this combo can be defeated with swarms like Skeleton Army, which will defeat both of them since neither of them can deal area damage. They are also unable to target air troops, so the Minion Horde can stop this easily.
    A Hog Rider combined with a Goblin Barrel can be awkward for the opponent to defend against. Timing it so that the Hog Rider is tanking the tower shots for the Goblins is the most effective way to deal damage.
    A Barbarian Barrel can shut this down with minimal Tower damage for a positive Elixir trade, as long as the Goblin Barrel was placed directly on the Tower. Use another card to counter the Hog Rider if it is necessary.
    His fast move speed can boost forward mini tanks like an Ice Golem in a push. At the same time, he can also function as a tank for lower hitpoint troops such as Goblins as he still has a fair amount of health. However, the Hog Rider struggles with swarms, as they can damage him down and defeat him quickly while obstructing his path. Barbarians in particular can fully counter him without very strict timing on the defender's part, though they are vulnerable to spells. Swarm cards like Skeleton Army, Goblin Gang, and Minion Horde can also very easily counter him.

  • @idontknow1356
    @idontknow1356 2 года назад +9904

    "when a boy is truly in love he will act like a child but when a girl is truly in love she will act like a mother" sounds like a bad excuse to justify and excuse the actions of men and enforce gender roles on women saying they need to be the 'mature ones' in relationships

    • @hadiakhtar8431
      @hadiakhtar8431 2 года назад +34

      Why did u have to twist it like that. Why can’t people just appreciate something for what it is instead of twisting it to mean what you want it to mean.

    • @Araxijiro
      @Araxijiro 2 года назад +481

      @@hadiakhtar8431 Because that statement is wrong.

    • @katsukibakugo9536
      @katsukibakugo9536 2 года назад +493

      @@hadiakhtar8431 It’s not twisted, it’s exactly what it says.

    • @hadilayyad6147
      @hadilayyad6147 2 года назад +499

      @@hadiakhtar8431 Because a statement like that makes it okay to think it’s okay for guys to act like toddlers and accept no responsibility in a relationship while the women have to step up and do everything while keeping their mouths shut. Hell no. It’s just disrespectful to the women. You get married to have a partner, not another mother.

    • @lleytonsias126
      @lleytonsias126 2 года назад +18

      No , you right when you said guys dont have much emotional intelligence but think about it. Most guys have never had the required care needed to make things alright after , some couldnt even cry coz "its not something men should do" then they find someone whos gonna listen to them . Not much to it . Emotional suppression from a young age and now when we have someone to give us a hug without judgement is now coz we making them our mom isnt the way to look at it. Truth is most guys just needs their partner coz nobody else will , and its the same case for girls if you also dont have a group that supports them

  • @Mushysoda
    @Mushysoda 2 года назад +2148

    "If a girl goes silent, she is probably overthinking."
    yeah, about women

    • @Lilly-Lilac
      @Lilly-Lilac 2 года назад +165

      Lesbian mood

    • @slay7301
      @slay7301 2 года назад +26

      Yuh

    • @Youtubeuser10873
      @Youtubeuser10873 2 года назад +19

      Yessss!!

    • @nikita5917
      @nikita5917 2 года назад +34

      Woman moment

    • @anah.forrat
      @anah.forrat 2 года назад +26

      As a member of the Bixesual girls community I can confirm this is the most truthful fact I've ever seen.

  • @kingoflions26
    @kingoflions26 7 месяцев назад +4

    Anytime someone texts me "k", I assume they want to talk about potassium. I'm rarely in the mood to talk about potassium.

  • @arcie3716
    @arcie3716 Год назад +2

    This brought back memories from High school 😭

  • @ihateflicknotes3939
    @ihateflicknotes3939 Год назад +3715

    “Only 4% of women consider themselves beautiful” very true I look myself in the mirror everyday and tell myself that I look like if Oli London and JYP had a child

    • @sweaty2238
      @sweaty2238 Год назад +182

      JYP ☠️☠️☠️☠️

    • @babyfaceweeb8937
      @babyfaceweeb8937 Год назад +161

      I mean JYP was good looking when he was younger... The inner ugly took over.

    • @adios_Toreador.
      @adios_Toreador. Год назад +121

      I’m so dumb-
      I read JYP as James Charles 💀💀

    • @softia9
      @softia9 Год назад +55

      jyp oppar~

    • @SUMMOODY
      @SUMMOODY Год назад +18

      YESSSS JYP PAPIIII

  • @kevjumbanigahigafan1
    @kevjumbanigahigafan1 2 года назад +12892

    As a boy who has studied women for years, if a girl says "K" it really means
    "she doesn't really think the S&P500 can maintain its upwards trajectory perpetually, it is highly speculative form of economic analysis, and that using it to justify legislation rather than the plight and needs of the people based on scholarly research shows that capitalism has failed"
    She's just afraid of seeming quirky.

    • @ninjaman7775
      @ninjaman7775 2 года назад +997

      bro this explains so much!! thanks man you just saved my marriage

    • @kevjumbanigahigafan1
      @kevjumbanigahigafan1 2 года назад +651

      @@ninjaman7775 I gotcha man. Men need to stay together during these troubling times. The lizard men are awakening

    • @jackinthestocks
      @jackinthestocks 2 года назад +560

      Thanks, I'm a woman and was afraid of explaining to seem quirky 🥲😳😤😊

    • @jYnghs
      @jYnghs 2 года назад +374

      as a girl, I can agree that the S&P500 can't maintain its upwards trajectory perpetually. thank you for sharing this it gives so much factual information about us❣

    • @nanaa428
      @nanaa428 2 года назад +149

      the woman whisperer. giga chad

  • @Cowface
    @Cowface 5 месяцев назад +6

    The “just ask her” advice is really good, and tracks with what my therapist said. Everyone is running around trying to covertly decide people, forgetting that it’s ok to show curiosity in who someone is. In fact, most people like it! It’s even ok to express romantic interest in someone!
    These would all be far less problematic if all gender references were taken out and replaced with people, person, human, they/them, or w/e. If men shut down it’s because they’re over analyzing too, for example.

  • @LavenderLoverrr
    @LavenderLoverrr Год назад +2

    "Okay," = she's okay.
    "Ok," = CALL AN AMBULANCE!!!

  • @18squirrelsupmycrack
    @18squirrelsupmycrack 2 года назад +3540

    As a girl, I can confirm that we wear makeup STRICTLY for guys to fall in love with us.

    • @airplanes_aren.t_real
      @airplanes_aren.t_real 2 года назад +141

      I hate the fact that you can tell they have never even touched nail polish and yet they think that they have a say on this stuff
      When you actually try make up you realize how big of a task it is
      Ex: I wanted to paint my nails black so I asked a friend to do it for me since it was my first time, she painted all my nails and then put a second coat of paint above the old layer after it dried up and then I had to wait 5 minutes to touch anything without smudging it, that process took 10 minutes and that was just my nails

    • @hexlart8481
      @hexlart8481 2 года назад +187

      definitely not just bc I wanna look pretty, its only to attract guys that I'm not attracted to

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 2 года назад +4

      @@airplanes_aren.t_real I still till this Day love
      the 'What is a Girl'-Plot-Twist in Madoka Magica.
      Jokes aside and next to the Humor-Side of things: I wanna say you all to
      check out HUSH and Hbomberguy and Krimson Rogue if you want more
      Nice-Guy-Coverage. Onision, The Golden One, and many others have talked about all this.
      And for more serious Deep-Dives into the Concept, The Take and Pop Culture Detective
      got the Psychology covered.

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 2 года назад +5

      @@hexlart8481 Yeah, but you kinda dont look pretty. Make-up is kinda silly as a Concept.

    • @AngelicMerci
      @AngelicMerci 2 года назад +68

      Guy here, and sameeee I totally wear makeup to "STRICTLY" attract the local dudes in my area. 💅

  • @EnderPanReigns
    @EnderPanReigns 2 года назад +6799

    Okay, this is a funny coincidence, but last night I had a dream that I was with a guy, and we were jokingly acting romantic towards each other. I don’t remember much (my dreams are often foggy), but I remember him making an advance on me that he thought we had agreed on. I remember dream-me becoming mildly distressed, and saying (and I quote) “wait, can we not?”. And the guy immediately stepped back, looking appropriately bashful. He said sorry, and lead me into an area with more people (I think it was so I would feel safer?), apologizing. So, mad respect to you, John (I think that was his name? Again, very foggy.). Sad to see that my fictional dream-npcs are more respectful than many real men.

    • @bombasticsideeye123
      @bombasticsideeye123 2 года назад +1839

      Bro dang John is kinda wholesome

    • @emgirl-fg8ow
      @emgirl-fg8ow 2 года назад +1541

      We stan John

    • @slaylrd
      @slaylrd 2 года назад +1343

      Be like John 👍🏽

    • @yn2310
      @yn2310 2 года назад +800

      We love John

    • @iveology_
      @iveology_ 2 года назад +951

      Damn bro, ladies - get yourself a man like John.

  • @JayceeTheWeirdo
    @JayceeTheWeirdo 3 месяца назад +2

    4:50 i mean everyone hates when someone is self-centered. Not just girlies.
    5:37 no Im having a sensory shutdown/ zone out.
    6:04 ah then I’m in a ton of pain 24/7
    7:11 yes wise words chad chad
    7:49 More wise words chad chad
    8:13 ah yea bold of you to assume I get mad at my girls/boy besties every day
    8:25 I’m having my heart shattered every day
    9:03 even more wise words
    9:10 if I do this I’m trying to look like I’m making eye contact without actually doing so-
    9:30 no run. I have dual swords in my bag. Plus a friend with 911 on speedial.
    9:44 ah yes or just be a normal human and let me block your number for whatever you did

  • @sapphicsapphire82
    @sapphicsapphire82 9 месяцев назад +1

    This is my first time seeing this channel, but I love the sarcasm and badassery! I’m probably going to watch more of her videos, and if I continue to like them I’ll subscribe ❤

  • @DerFinder
    @DerFinder 2 года назад +2377

    I like how girls imitating boys usually just wear caps while boys trying to imitate girls just put a towel on their head and I'm surprised how it just works xD

    • @bugstick9674
      @bugstick9674 Год назад +10

      u used xD u have no room to call other things cringy

    • @DerFinder
      @DerFinder Год назад

      @Oreo Cookie Tell me how to prove it :(
      Well he replied to a comment that did not have the @user thing, so I didn't even get a message that somebody replied to my comment in the first place.
      Also my first comment was completely innocent, why would I reply with an alt acc that has the same name as my main just to bully someone else one month after he commented :(
      Again please report the false acc, I dont want any trouble because of this troll

    • @Sunxxet
      @Sunxxet Год назад +34

      @Oreo Cookie If you actually look at both of the acounts, they are actually different poeple. One account was created a year ago, while the other one was created six years ago they also dont have the same amount of subscribers. So yes, it was a bot

    • @sameverglade5854
      @sameverglade5854 Год назад +1

      @Der Finder
      Trash cringe cringy crap? What?

    • @DerFinder
      @DerFinder Год назад +14

      @Oreo Cookie yeah just as I tried to explain :(
      Again, please report the false acc, I don't want this to cause any further trouble (other than it spreading unnecessary hate)

  • @sleepy8850
    @sleepy8850 2 года назад +850

    The "A twinge of cringe" never gets old 🤭

  • @zach3960
    @zach3960 11 месяцев назад +1

    Nothing is ever 100% in Psychology, these people are likely basing things off of their own experience, or misinterpreting their experience, if they've had any at all

  • @Maisydaisy1038
    @Maisydaisy1038 8 месяцев назад +1

    “I will define fact right now” I DIED💀💀💀🤣🤣

  • @kalebh3419
    @kalebh3419 2 года назад +13233

    Being a hetero dude must be exhausting, imagine being attracted to such an enigmatic entity such as The Women, while simultaneously resenting everything about them.
    Men deserve a purple heart for the way they have to interpret basic body language and verbal communication.

    • @hadiakhtar8431
      @hadiakhtar8431 2 года назад +143

      Fax

    • @orangeismyfavoritecolor
      @orangeismyfavoritecolor 2 года назад +594

      So tru……… ✊😔💜 stay strong, kings

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 2 года назад +63

      I still till this Day love
      the 'What is a Girl'-Plot-Twist in Madoka Magica.
      Jokes aside and next to the Humor-Side of things: I wanna say you all to
      check out HUSH and Hbomberguy and Krimson Rogue if you want more
      Nice-Guy-Coverage. Onision, The Golden One, and many others have talked about all this.
      And for more serious Deep-Dives into the Concept, The Take and Pop Culture Detective
      got the Psychology covered.

    • @petereames3041
      @petereames3041 2 года назад +41

      There are a lot of women out there like that as well. Not all women though just like not all men.

    • @user-gv5hm8po6b
      @user-gv5hm8po6b 2 года назад +367

      @@petereames3041 it was a joke dawg

  • @teravolt77
    @teravolt77 2 года назад +440

    “If a girl goes silent when you’re talking to her, she’s probably overthinking what you just said.”
    Or maybe she’s just…
    t h i n k i n g

    • @spicywatermelon8617
      @spicywatermelon8617 2 года назад +40

      It seems they've forgotten we have the ability to think.

    • @humanperson318
      @humanperson318 2 года назад +20

      Or maybe… just maybe they simply just don’t want to talk to you lol

    • @fuu_sye4344
      @fuu_sye4344 2 года назад +1

      I didn't know women could think 😮

    • @iz2333
      @iz2333 2 года назад +1

      Impossible, you cannot fathom the weight of my words by way of simple thought. The magnitude they carry shall only be understood through thinking in overdrive.

  • @Book_musical_art_lover
    @Book_musical_art_lover Месяц назад +1

    I saw a study where a website asked their users to vote what age is most attractive. Girls picked men their own age, while boys of any age said early twenties. Twenty was the lowest so…

  • @lillys9876
    @lillys9876 2 года назад +2576

    GIRL FACT:
    Don't learn about people like their a separate form of life from a social media platform and consider talking to them like any other human. Crazy I know but worth a shot.

    • @Kaiisdreaming
      @Kaiisdreaming Год назад +17

      Exactly!

    • @DoTheDishesOrElse..
      @DoTheDishesOrElse.. Год назад +65

      Imagine talking to another human being, hahaha good one.
      Iamlonelyplshelp

    • @Nowyuiiiseee
      @Nowyuiiiseee Год назад +22

      @@DoTheDishesOrElse..Sorry about that, it was a bit of a dog move for Adam and Eve to eat the fruit.

    • @evanccafton
      @evanccafton Год назад +5

      God, what about all that people in heaven there is like a trillion dear people and your god. They will be your friend

    • @springtraps_grin
      @springtraps_grin Год назад +19

      GIRL FACT:
      Don’t judge people and assume things about them based on their gender
      I know, shocking

  • @meforpresident7271
    @meforpresident7271 2 года назад +895

    "If a girl goes silent during a conversation shes overthinking"
    If someone's silent during a conversation they're probably not interested in your conversation :)

    • @_BubblGum_
      @_BubblGum_ 2 года назад +43

      or she doesnt know what to say

    • @tsukitsuki5910
      @tsukitsuki5910 2 года назад +49

      or they accidentally muted themselves without noticing

    • @colonyofrats4193
      @colonyofrats4193 2 года назад +10

      @@tsukitsuki5910 as an autistic women this comments speaks to me

    • @imadoge5036
      @imadoge5036 2 года назад +2

      I agree with you, but why would you have a convo with someone who isn't the best person to have a convo with?

    • @meforpresident7271
      @meforpresident7271 2 года назад +20

      @@imadoge5036 Because im bad at saying "no" to people. And they dont get my "subtle" signs that i want to end this convo or maybe im just bad at giving subtle signs? Lol

  • @kittendoesstuff492
    @kittendoesstuff492 2 месяца назад +1

    This video is my main source of serotonin lmfao

  • @dadragonlynxi
    @dadragonlynxi 9 месяцев назад +1

    Fun fact: Every single boy I've fallen for was younger than me, not older.
    And I am a girl so... Also, NO NO NO NO NO! If I am backing AWAY FROM YOU, THEN STAY AWAY!
    If I start swearing, someone is going to die. OK? So if I start cussing at you and you kiss me, than there will be no body left to bury.

  • @ana9678b6
    @ana9678b6 Год назад +1444

    "Women are too emotional" is kinda funny (in an ironic, not actually funny way) because all the men in my life have ZERO control over their emotions and have angry outbursts over practically nothing

    • @MoonLaden
      @MoonLaden Год назад +36

      Same pfft

    • @s_mai8970
      @s_mai8970 Год назад +239

      Right? You look at how they go berserk when their fave sports team lose. They destroy public properties, destroy everything around them and start hurling insults but god forbid women get emotional when they have to bear immense pain during their periods 😭

    • @iconsumetables5240
      @iconsumetables5240 Год назад +18

      @Naomi same lmao, besides I don't like people feeling bad for me so I just don't cry

    • @BlastedRodent
      @BlastedRodent Год назад +130

      For some reason anger doesn’t count as an emotion

    • @Wojtek1250XD
      @Wojtek1250XD Год назад +8

      Not that it also isn't the other way around, it's pretty much normal

  • @EddieOrr
    @EddieOrr 2 года назад +1264

    I once dated this girl who was quiet all the time and whenever she wanted to talk to me she just throws up really fast gang signs. I guess she's what you call a textbook overthinker. 😞

    • @hera9668
      @hera9668 2 года назад +139

      She wasn't the one for you king 😔

    • @EddieOrr
      @EddieOrr 2 года назад +25

      @@hera9668 🙏🏼appreciate ya!

    • @jackisawesome3
      @jackisawesome3 2 года назад +46

      woman moment

    • @veryfruityolive
      @veryfruityolive 2 года назад +206

      bro did she look at your mouth all the time too?? should’ve kissed her every time she did

    • @EddieOrr
      @EddieOrr 2 года назад +97

      @@veryfruityolive OMG I can't believe I missed that 😩

  • @bubbleanxietea9593
    @bubbleanxietea9593 Год назад +2

    7:12
    AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO UNDERSTANDS THIS REFERENCE? Also great job on sneaking that in! I used to have a desktop background that said," You wouldn't download a BEAR" for the longest time. I love your content. 😂😭

  • @ankitamenon8780
    @ankitamenon8780 Месяц назад +2

    Girls love it when you give them your entire life savings btw

  • @alrc
    @alrc 2 года назад +6490

    I always laugh when men say “ugh women are so emotional”
    But 3 examples always pop into my mind.
    1. Look at when men are rejected by women
    2. When their sports team loses
    3. Men say women are the most emotional on their period (when their hormones have an increase in androgens) but also dismiss the fact that periods are uncomfortable and can be incredibly painful.

    • @lotsodhliwayo
      @lotsodhliwayo 2 года назад +88

      That is the minority. Most men go to the gym when they get rejected to work on themselves

    • @airplanes_aren.t_real
      @airplanes_aren.t_real 2 года назад +235

      I really hate that argument because I have a real problem with my emotions to the point where I won't cry for months even if horrible things happen and every time I see a girl or anyone crying over small things I get incredibly envious (internally) of that

    • @sailorstr6656
      @sailorstr6656 2 года назад +376

      Fun fact:it has been proven period cramps can some time feel identical to heart attacks

    • @Ollie_Theidiot
      @Ollie_Theidiot 2 года назад +75

      @@sailorstr6656 The pain ☠

    • @SearcherKat
      @SearcherKat 2 года назад +169

      As a man, I am very emotional when my sports team loses, but even more emotional when they win 😂😭

  • @MiaGrace2348
    @MiaGrace2348 2 года назад +953

    “If a girl looks visably upset with you, don’t worry, she is just on her period.”
    - literally every man ever

    • @toomuchtime4896
      @toomuchtime4896 Год назад +24

      not every man ever, be fair!

    • @ss1gnify
      @ss1gnify Год назад +33

      girls who hadn't hit puberty yet:

    • @bella.k3307
      @bella.k3307 Год назад +47

      Literally had my mum said this to me when she tried to set me up with a guy who was a sexist pervert
      (I'm a closeted asexual lesbian btw)

    • @NebulaBubbles
      @NebulaBubbles Год назад +1

      no

    • @midnightshadow1491
      @midnightshadow1491 Год назад

      @@bella.k3307 So how does asexuality correlate with being lesbian? Seems like they'd be mutually exclusive. But I'm a Nazi-sympathizer, so what do I know...

  • @d.rbowser5136
    @d.rbowser5136 Год назад +3

    I don't get why theese facts always say that "K" means that you're mad or hurt cause what else is there to say?
    "Dearest friend I have been a being of mortal existance for enough time to begin my interactions with you and slowly develop and progress a relationship with you. Due to how much we have agreed on various topics we have become what the unsophisticated call "pals". So we were sharing an experience and bonding when you exerted pressure from your vocal cords and moved your mouth in a pattern to form a request that you wish I would carry out for you. I am delivering this text to let you know that I have mentally assessed and comprehended the situation at hand and I would be content if you were aware that you have my consent to proceed with said favor."

  • @alissaoldham7128
    @alissaoldham7128 Год назад +1

    If I'm trying to pull away and you pull me in imma through hands let me go and leave me alone how clear can I be these kind of guys say women are cryptic but reality is they just don't like what women say to them

  • @V1_Ultrakrill
    @V1_Ultrakrill 2 года назад +3599

    "She will act like a mother"
    -Does that mean lesbians after battling to see who is the better mother for one another
    Also I guess being a lesbian is unusual so I guess we're #notlikeothergrils

    • @lily_littleangel
      @lily_littleangel 2 года назад +163

      #quirkie

    • @joedatura1023
      @joedatura1023 2 года назад +434

      As a lesbian, I can confirm this 100%. We battle all the time to see who will come out as the winner... as the ÜBERMOTHER

    • @rose-eh7mf
      @rose-eh7mf 2 года назад +21

      @@joedatura1023 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @glitchygg2543
      @glitchygg2543 2 года назад +68

      NOTLIKEOTHERGRILS 😭

    • @suziesheep8519
      @suziesheep8519 2 года назад +41

      No. if you're lesbian apperantly you're both "acting like kids".

  • @asdfghjkl7064
    @asdfghjkl7064 2 года назад +3894

    "70% of women express pain through silence". Cap. As someone who's studying psychology I can tell you that the way people react to and cope with pain differs from individual to individual. It's true that there's a tendencies of female and males to behave differently when it comes to express intense emotions like pain HOWEVER, 1. most studies didn't consider enough factors for different reasons 2. most recent studies shows that most of that difference it's because of the way context (aka the sexist system that pervade our society) influences people based on their sex and the biological influence of hormones is weaker than it was thought. There's more to say about the spectrum of sex to be more precise but it's not the topic. Also, infant research shows that kids have their own individual and preferred way to deal with negative emotions regardless of biological sex so 🤗.

    • @theonebreadlord
      @theonebreadlord 2 года назад +75

      You are amazing, don't ask why I just agree

    • @mrglassman9554
      @mrglassman9554 2 года назад +46

      Your comment is really insightful, thanks for that!

    • @jkthegreat5687
      @jkthegreat5687 2 года назад +12

      Corny correction incoming…
      There is no spectrum of sex
      Sex is binary by nature & isn’t chosen by the individual.
      however
      There is a gender spectrum in which people can assign their feelings with their identity by choosing what gender fits them the most.

    • @asdfghjkl7064
      @asdfghjkl7064 2 года назад +111

      ​@@jkthegreat5687 Sorry but this is not true. Biological sex is NOT binary even if a binary explanation and use of terms results simple and useful most of the time, as the majority of people are either male or female. However a more correct definition of biological sex would be of 3 sexes: male, female and intersexual. Intersexuality is a condition that has many forms and in which sex characteristics (like chromosome patterns, gonads, genitals) cannot be classified neither as male or female, wheter in part or entirely. But a completely correct definition of biological sex would be as a spectrum that goes from male to female with intersexuality in the middle. It's a spectrum because sex characteristics develope differently even from male to male and from female to female. Mostly when it comes to hormones levels that of course have an impact on the way the body developes. Two men might both be males and still have different hormones levels where one fall on the spectrum closer to male and the other closer to intersexuality. Hope this helped ! :)

    • @jkthegreat5687
      @jkthegreat5687 2 года назад +32

      @@asdfghjkl7064 absolutely true! Intersex is a sex that is often looked over cause it is not necessarily wide spread it is a condition that is rather small in numbers compared to the other two sexes.
      However i don‘t think that hormones alone determine how masculine or feminine somebody is since there is no man that is more „manly“than others just because his hormones lead to him having more testosterone for example.
      Hormonal structure is also influenced by alot of other factors and does not only determine the sex of an individual.
      Basically hormones are a way for cells to communicate with one and other.
      In an nutshell hormones do not determine how feminine a woman is or how masculine a man is once u own a „y“chromosome you’re male which is why i dont see sex as a spectrum since once u‘re a certain sex u‘re that certain sex & hormones don’t make u more or less of that sex. Things like size of sex features aren’t influenced by hormones at all so how do we even measure how masculine or feminine a person is?

  • @therealrosewish
    @therealrosewish 3 месяца назад +3

    girl fact: if you run at her in a dark alley and she screams, she’s expressing that she loves you!!!!!!!!!!

  • @crepe_loaf
    @crepe_loaf Месяц назад +2

    fun girl fact: Girls love it when you give them your credit card info! ❤