TikTok Storytimes Are Definitely Not Cap
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- Опубликовано: 23 сен 2021
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I saw one where the narrator said something along the lines of: if you use face cream, don't do what this woman did" and then told a story based on an old Japanese urban legend where a woman used "poisoned" face cream given to her by her husband's mistress and loses her beauty, dies, and then haunts her husband and his mistress. I'm still not entirely sure what I'm not supposed to do other than not get poisoned somehow.
Is that the same girl that, like, dumps a bunch of slime or slime-y toys in one big bowl?
she probably meant you're not supposed to haunt your (now ex) husband and his mistress
I JUST SAW THAT 3 DAYS AGO!!!
@Corvidae not entirely sure, ill try it out and be sure to update you
@@Julia-qe9fn update time miss gurl or are you dead already 🤨
“This particular doctor” ah yes a random stock image
I was about to comment that, also the picture he choose for the parents got me rolling on the floor 💀💀💀
I think that video was satire though (If it's not idk what to say-)
@@DC_let_the_Waynes_be_happy probably googled "shocked parents stock images" 💀💀
Of course:-)
I love so much that you can tell there's a couple and their child blurred behind him. So there's the implication that in this fake reality this doctor professional headshot photoshoot was in front of a random family. Why would you voluntarily want to include that in your official picture ? And if you did it purpose why the need to blur them ?
The bit where he says "until THIS doctor figured it out" and points to a stock photo of a doctor is hilarious. THIS doctor? A random actor looking like they're wearing a halloween costume?
"Just ask this scientician!"
"Uh..."
"He'll tell you..."
Yes! That part always gets me.
😂😂😂😂😂
Party city 4 life11!!!!1!11!!
He looks so proud of himself
I love how the story was like “the doctors ran multiple tests but found nothing until this particular doctor stepped in” and it’s just another stock photo of a doctor😭
Yeah, that part's hilarious!
😊
there is a tiktoker who stitches these videos and says "you're not going to need a part two" and then he tells you the whole story in one video. he is a god send.
I’ve seen him here on RUclips and it’s so nice to see him, that’s what makes me satisfied
@@Miipmiip can i ask for his username? I dont use tiktok but i am nosy as hell haha
@@tivaspotato Brandon Conner! He either does the “you’re not gonna need a part two” or “the backstory to x viral video”
@@Miipmiip thank you!
That guy is everyone's fav
Every time I hear “a TwInGe Of cRinGe” my being ascends to a new level of existence
yesss
I read ascends as asexual and I was about to have a lot of questions
a tWEENGE of cWEENGE
I was the 1000th like
i collapse and sink into the earth. and shrink into nothingness.
I don't know why I love this style / format of videos, but every time I find a creator like this (i.e. Danny Gonzalez, Drew Gooden, Cody Ko, etc) I fall in love and just watch every video. Adding Chad Chad to that list now!
Update: kinda crazy that RUclips’s algo has gotten me into many of the recos from people. Appreciate the additional under appreciated suggestions.
I 100% agree, theyre my favorite as well💗
me too! You'll property enjoy Kurtis Conner too!
Honestly Chad Chad went to the top of my list
They all just popped up on my fy smh and now they and some other RUclipsrs are my favorite. This genre of video is so freaking good
@@mementomori9844 I watch her sometimes! I liked her video on the celebrity invasion of RUclips iirc. Also, if any of you guys aren't watching Jarvis Johnson I recommend his content very highly!
I like the idea that Marissas phone was dead for 10 years and the entire 10 years her parents were just calling it constantly the entire time and one day she decided to charge it and voila!
And the kidnapper just let Marissa keep her phone she was given at birth.
And that they could instantly recognize the 10-year-old voice of a baby they never heard speak before she was kidnapped...
I stg the “tWiNgE oF CrInGe” makes my day every time
i still never expect it
fr tho
best part of my day
and your pfp is making my day 😌
@@emmybrumbaugh9423 as it should ;)
Oh there she is, the best woman on the internet
dang 1k likes without replies
shabalabadoboabadeebo
the best woman? is that an award or sum? 😭😭
Sure is!!🙌
@@saramunoz1068 Yep
The whole kidnapped newborn bit kills me. Everything from Chad Chad not being aligned with the fake set of legs to the baby just saying Goo and Ga over and over again is hilarious to me.
Don't forget "Bring Your Own Boob."
honestly this happens though it's pretty rare. but still the whole tiktok was ridiculous nonetheless lol
9:21 the RED car. Yes, because that's a detail you absolutely can't exclude when retelling a kidnapping case. Feels like he wanted to make it more believable by adding tiny details that wouldn't be publicly known. Same thing goes for that last quote from the kid is very dubious. Not that anyone believes it to begin with, but those things just makes it silly.
I mean their teacher said use sensory details
Must be related to an English teacher
My FYP is mostly art so I get a lot of their and one of my biggest problems with them is when they use audios like "Storytime I almost got human Trafficked" for there resin videos and don't even disclaim the story isn't there's. It feels like their using a traumatic and horrible story that isn't even there own for clout especially since a lot are small bussinses account so there also profiting off of it.
anacrylics ones are like story time I got kidnapped by my dad and he almost killed my mom, but it's just a vid of her doing acrylics
@@laurynpieper9554 yeah, but I'm pretty sure it's her followers that sends her the stories and she claims taht a lot
@@laurynpieper9554 ik you dont care in the slightest but im sorry i ruined your 69 likes ):
@@laurynpieper9554 Alot of those are fictional and fake though, and her followers send those to her so they are kind of openly saying "I consent to u profiting off of this" which is horrible of them but yeah its all consetual
Yeah exactly! Like don’t get me wrong the vids are addicting but they’re fucked up and the ppl who use them should put disclaimers
Y'all are all overlooking, "BYOB, bring your own boob." That line is golden.
she’s starving
Pick up ya tiddies, ladies. We're heading out.
time stamp?
@@Camilaroyale 10:24
as a trans man im sure my boobs are laying around here somewhere
10:25 BYOB had me dying
7:05 "burger king foot lettuce"
I got "chills" listening to that bit..
I'll see myself out
what's even worse about these TikTok storytime accounts is that these aren't even their stories. people are just reading posts from different Reddit communities like r/relationship_advice and r/AITA and just putting it over random videos. truly bottom-tier content if I've ever seen it.
Oh, God. This reminds me of that time this Spanish RUclipsr stole some other RUclipsr's storytime and her defense was: "I never said it happened to me, you guys." Or something like that. Idk.
so.. person A makes a big post on one of the creative writing subs, which then gets turned into a sound by person B, which is then used as a sound on an otherwise mediocre crafting video by person C, and now we're watching person D react to it?
At least they're reading it. Ever seen those reddit vids that have a robot reading the posts? Or the reactions where it's just someone going "ok,nice" the whole time
Was just about to comment this, literally heard the first lady’s story in an rslash video yesterday lol
@@poxana2891 Which youtuber was it?
The guy telling the “Lucifer baby” story has the world’s most annoying voice. I can’t handle it…It actually makes me angry
He sounds like that youtuber Chills.
He always sounds lIKE HE'S ASKING A QueSTIOn?!
he's the unfunny chills
He sounds like Dhar mann
its a joke tho so i think thats why he did the voice lol
9:43 Like Tangled lol. 💀
7:46 "AND THE CRAZIEST PART IS THAT HE LOVED HIS MOM!!!!!"
... yeah? the food and comfort bringer?? this guy doesn't know how babies work lol
That’s insane what sick person loves their mom!?
2yrs later I'm commenting but.
His tone reminds me of "burger king foot lettuce" guy
I’m gonna draw Chad Chad as a medieval goblin saying A Twinge if Cringe
Edit: omg this blew up. Okay guys give me like a week and I’ll legit make the video lol I was wanting to start an art channel anyways so 🤷♀️ here’s my calling (it’s 10/6 as of this edit for the time frame on the apparently anticipated video)
please yes
Yes.
@Something came down bot alert
@@eldritchram5215 I’m not even fully mad. I’ve never had a box tell me to fax then link a Muslim hymn to me. It’s original and very different from the normal bot messages 😩😂
Please do
ah yes, a chad chad video to watch while i try to pass that awkward time in between dying your hair and taking a shower. perfect timing
:0 what color?
what colour?
@@constance1979 green 🧍
@@oakshr00m omg I bet you look amazing
Nah dude you need like 4 Chad Chad videos to really let it marinate
Thank you for acknowledging the bad color theory of slime makers. It always annoys me so bad
You don't poke holes in the stories because you think they're real, you do it to show how little people care about trying to make their horseshit stories believable in the slightest. The worrying thing is not how much fake shit there is online, it's how BLATANTLY fake it is, and that people STILL believe it.
I hate my grandma and everyone has that “how can you hate your grandma” response and like, having your grandma threaten to stab you with a knife because you wanted a snack when you were 7 along with many other things like that will make you dislike a grandparent
Oh super casual 😂
In all seriousness, that’s super horrible and I’m sorry you had to go through that
Fair enough......the destain. Not what she said 😅
I feel you. I hate my grandma too but everyone else in the family loves her so I have to pretend to like her too
@@playdoh658 feel u 😩👌
Yea I get that, it's so annoying. I feel like I have to hide, and she always makes a comment about me, my look, everything. She drives my mom crazy and constantly insults her.
Definitely not cap whatsoever. The most un-cappiest stories in the world.
One could even say they are... Decapitated.
I'll see myself out.
@@roisinhart no you didn't just-
@@roisinhart 💀💀
Can someone tell me what cap means? I’ve lived under a rock the last decade
@@fadeuhhway no cap means no lie
4:49 JESUS CHRIST that jump scared me lmao
6:11 Beyond Belief: fact or fiction
Tiktok's storytimes had the same energy as those animated videos with those such titles as *"i lost my virginity by riding a bike"*
i have to say, i love ur pfp ^^
No way that sounds way too realistic for a RUclips animated story time. More like “I adopted a cat and then got pregnant with my bike! “
I’ve actually heard about the belly shape giving away the baby’s sex, somn about a more pointed belly, or like the belly being more like an oval rather than spherical… i don’t remember exactly. It’s obvi just an old wive’s tail but its definitely a held belief!
Oh hey, my aunt who is an NICU nurse says this too. She’s like 80% accurate when she chats with random pragagnate women (small community, people love chatting with strangers while shopping) and every time I stood there like 👁👁 what’s the science behind this???
is pointy for boy? cuz... you know.....
@@Lnarmm I think you mean 'pargnant' actually.
@@Lnarmm gregnant
@@Lnarmm there is no science behind it. There's a 50/50 chance either way and the shape of the belly doesn't determine the sex. Lol.
heres the time stamp for when the video actually starts lol. love you chad chad im just impatient :) 2:38
Thank you
Thank you 😭🙏
Thx
0:33 why did you say that as I was brushing my teeth 😭
The last bit with Chad Chad aggressively saying "goo goo gaga" over the phone 😭😭😭 amazing video as always!!!
i was scrolling just so i could see if anyone was commenting this. I don’t usually laugh out loud from videos but that was fucking ridiculous 😂
I'm curious about how someone thinks of a good segue in to an ad. A lot of RUclipsrs don't even bother and just go "ad time" but Chad Chad and some other channels actually try to make it feel somewhat natural and I can't help but wonder what it looks like in the script
hey I saw this was an new comment on this video hi wanna be friends 😽🛍️
right!!! its a true mark of greatness. I would love to see what weird segue idea ChadChad and Drew Gooden would come up with, his transitions always make me laugh too
@@born2Bgoth i really love drew's transitions. That one ad where he throws his phone through the whole house was hilarious
I can't stop replaying 3:09 i'm literally loosing my mind
Grandpa just fell again oh silly him!
"The craziest thing was that Lucifer loved being around his mom"
Um. Okay. I'm not certain if I agree with it being weird that a baby would love to be around its mom, but then again ... Lucifer? Really?
Just gotta say, I can't fully finish these videos in one sitting. You somehow manage to find shit that I just cringe away from so hard, I end up walking away from my desk.
I guess it’s more than a twinge of cringe then
Hair and makeup are flawless like always
Oml this is the same energy of this one kid at school named Colin and he said he was home schooled for his entire life but we found out he went to a priv school for his entire life and he also said he was kidnapped in Mexico once and he also said that his best friend died of cancer (by the way his best friend just still goes to the other school and they both still talk with eachother) he also said that all of his grandparents died but on grandparents day 3 of his grandparents came soooooooooo
7:11 dude come on lucifer is such a cool name
But like if you name a kid that he'll get bullied to high hell (lol High hell)
It is a good solution for all the children named after biblical figures though. Noah and Joshua better watch out fr
Can't help but think of Hazbin Hotel.
I'd honestly still watch a video of Chad Chad saying "this is fake" 50 times over tbh
ALSO THE MUMMY FROM HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA WITH THE SCREAM IS TAKING ME OUT💀
@@KittyCatDollies BRO SAME💀
“SMOKEY THE BEAR” IM ASCENDING INTO THE MESOSPHERE 😭
IM EVAPORATING
@@eravere6928 I'M DOING THE FITNESS GRAM PACER TEST
Someone please get help people are melting because that hellish slime caused global warming please get help
I have entered the water cycle, guys! I will help fight wildfires.
0:39 LMAOOOOO GIRL THAT WAS SMOOTH
Your hair. YOUR HAIR. YOUR HAIR IS SO GOOD IT BRINGS ME TEARS, thank you i needed to have my faith in humanity restored.
“Wildfires- I mean gender reveal parties.”
It took approximately 7 seconds for Chad chad’s words to sink in
i miss the: Storytime (EMOTIONAL) (SHE CRIED??) 💔 PRANK GONE.... wrong (TRUE STORY). Titles
7:44 why do guys always use this voice when they tell stories online 😭
fr it makes my blood boil 💀😭
I have no idea
I had watched this video awhile back, but stopped at 8:38. I reopened it after forgetting everything that happened, and was greeted by chaos :) love you chad chad
can I just say that I love your hair? literally so gorgeous!
✨twinge of cringe✨ makes my day better (and worse) at the same time. Love your content! /positive
9:50 this is literally my biggest gripe with rapunzel
But that'd confuse the branding lol!! How they gonna copywrite her name if she has 2
for my own sanity i headcanon that her parents gave her a different name, but she chose to keep going by rapunzel
But unlike this storytime, Rapunzel never meet anyone else.
To be fair, Rapunzel was never supposed to leave the tower and people used to wait until after the baby was born to name them in case it died, so maybe mother gothel named her Rapunzel because she didn't have a name yet and she just never changed it.
The hand thing you do, and your voice at the same time, feel very ASMR-like. It's relaxing. 10:40
i literally get asmr every time she does her outro
i remember i watched a story of someone killing their sister, they first poisoned her with peanut butter and then they killed her with cherry seeds, weirdest stuff im telling you.
it was a clay story time
I’ve heard that story too 😭😭😭
TikTokers are just adult Gacha RUclipsrs, don’t change my mind.
How could I when you’re so right?
Ah- I- hmmm.. you’re right. *But it’s worse because they’re actually getting views, likes and the most dangerous of all, clout.* Except Khaby Lame. He cool.
@@yurri-homare he's the only one with common sense on that app. Except nowadays I guess it isn't that common.
As a gachatuber, this is accurate
@@Ekut3n welp that's all the proof we need.
3:15 i laughed my kidneys off because of that one second clip
A more important flaw in the last story is the idea that they kept calling the girl over and over rather than just calling the police. Like do you usually call the hostages and then do nothing until they answer the phone? Did they need to confirm it was her? Because I don't know how speaking to her for 12 seconds confirms she's the girl you lost as an INFANT.
you know, i thought this title was "TikTok Storytimes Are Definitely Not Crap" but this is still pretty fitting
I love how the “a TwInGe Of CrInGe” sequence is slowly increasing in pitch with each video
8:43 Why does this sound like a Hooked chat story?
8:17 makes sense
That gender reveal party joke was fire. 🎉
Pun intended
Indeed
Chad Chad is the only reason I can get through these stories.
4:23 Eww! What? No! Eww! What is that???
I love how that one guy had to impersonate Chills of all people
Love how chad chad´s community is always so nice, i prefer to watch bad tiktoks here rather than on tiktok, the vibes here
are inmaculate
5:30
wtf thats my brother's name
Did he have a 3 some with someone’s mom ( sorry 💀)
7:55 burger king foot lettuce
can we just appreciate how beautiful Chad chad's hair is in every video
I like your pfp :)
@@willsshoeheleftbehind2704 thank you :)
the 'i think sleep is good for you' at the end really hits hard as I'm up at midnight working on my university dissertation :')
„And Brian gave me a really good idea“ just won’t stop echoing in my head
Didn't you know... Babies come with cellphones now. It's like your social security number you keep that same phone and number for the rest of your life. Duh.
That reminds me of that one scammer who said your IP address never changes
Oh my gosh Chad Chad’s hair is amazing
9:41 That is literally the plot of the film run haha
Lmao of course it is 💀
i’m enthralled by the fact that your lipgloss matches your hair omg 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻
10:05 , did she say “as a new born babe”
yes, yes she did
Yes, People say that ?
Your hair always looks so good!
3:48 that is true!, if its a girl is rounder and even, if its a boy its a little "pointy" and foward, you can check it anytime, it actually works!, this time it isnt crazy talk
The fact that I used to watch these types of videos when I was like ten and be scared for weeks after watching them
Chad Chad you're the reviewer hero this platform needs, staying up until 4AM whilst breaking down absolute cringe, is truely a measure of willpower, thank you for making this
7:30 that poor mazda rx8
Your videos could be 1-2 hours and I would still get sad when they’re over 😭 love your channel!
I always feel like the story audio put over videos of cake making, slime, etc (stuff meant to get kids attention) are stolen from other accounts and never credited bc I've run into some where I've heard the audio before from comedy shows or I stumble upon them later on their accounts
I just love your channel so much you literally always make my day!
All of those storytimes are WILD
i love the little *bop* after she says "check up" 0:22
A tWinGe oF cWriNgE- that line always kills me@
I love how every single one of the audios had the same sounding voice. It sounds like the number 15 Burger King foot lettuce voice
Okay but the tiktoker at 8:00 it sounds like he's talking about the movie "Eli" that came out in 2019
can anyone tell me where to find that sterotypical storytime sound at 4:15
Spring in my Step
@@laylaevadestaxes788Kevin McLeod
I dont know if these creators do this on purpose, but I know too many children who watch slime videos on that Godforsaken app...and those not child friendly stories are what they're hearing. I am very concerned for the next generation
Are we going to just pass by the fact people are having INTERCOURSE WITH THEIR TOOTHBRUSH? Like WHATT??? 👁👄👁
My toothpaste tastes funny
@@pebble1181 oh so sorry thats my c-
@@unclegrnpaa -ucmber. Yes, cucmber.
You never heard the story about the guy that said he fucked Tana with a toothbrush?bAccording to her story, He was lying about them hooking up and spreading a rumor around their town, and told people he basically did stuff with her with a toothbrush. It was the dumbest story I've ever heard and I never got that 45 mins back in my life.
@@AlwaysKDawg I distinctly remember watching her quite a bit before this time period and knowing full well that the story was gonna be bait fs fs but that was the last video I saw from her, waaaste of time
that and the uber kidnapping
They're not just making it up, they're stealing them from reddit as well lmao
love how the guy says "until THIS doctor" and points at a stock photo of a doctor
can't believe i almost forgot about the toothbrush thing thank you chadchad for reminding me
okay, but i have to let everyone know that The Korean Vegan does these storytime/cooking videos that are just gorgeous
Difference between That Korean Vegan and these types of Tiktok story tellers is that That Korean Vegan tells stories from her life and what she learned from them
5:20 if u wouldve told me this 2 weeks ago i wouldnt have believed that could happen but my mom loves proving people wrong ig
Are you okay?
…😅😅 u good?
omg what?! 🙁
What u good
please let us know you're okay
I like that the Lucifer guy is doing Chills voice. And the second guy is kind of too
I like listening to these over compilations of baking videos, then I mock the story whilst being obsessed with the pretty cakes and macarons that I'll never get to try
This channel is underrated