The TSA's 12 Signs You Might Be a Terrorist

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  • Опубликовано: 23 дек 2024

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  • @ianbattles7290
    @ianbattles7290 9 лет назад +286

    "A matter of security - the age old cry of the oppressor." - Captain Picard

    • @JaskanFactor
      @JaskanFactor 9 лет назад +2

      +Ian Battles And a dream come true for sellout shills that take jobs like TSA.But maybe I should not blame them, since I aint offering to feed them.either way useless eaters are toast.

    • @christopherender8164
      @christopherender8164 6 лет назад +6

      The funny thing is that the federation is quite the totalitarian regime

    • @Stevesrssrssrs
      @Stevesrssrssrs 6 лет назад +1

      They also hate fear boners!

    • @jfangm
      @jfangm 2 года назад

      @@christopherender8164
      Not really.

  • @BlindJusticeWarrior
    @BlindJusticeWarrior 9 лет назад +146

    I personally prefer to avoid all this headache by simply throwing on my burqa.

  • @xcalybur75
    @xcalybur75 9 лет назад +199

    "Hey, that's a fear boner." That's just hilarious.

    • @ma1375
      @ma1375 2 года назад

      he also got free tickets to #epstein island for her troubles. Im sure this has happened to you all? TSA always feels between my nuts sack with the blue gloves. I actually dont even care at this point and let em do it right in the scanner lines as long as they dont throw away my cologne or squeeze the shaving cream all over the place after searching and breaking the luggage. Point is dont keep your phone gallery nude pics, i think if the eyes in the sky like what the intel picks up you get on a please fly list. But im straight. But id be worried if i had pics of my hot wife or daughters. Even sons. Yikes. Also if you are even a little attractive or have someone traveling with you who is, have them dress slobby and not shave the essentials etc...like prison psychologists and nuns do when visiting facilities. #snl #alexjones #timpool #russellbrand #projectveritas #ufc #tmz

  • @TheFreedomParadox
    @TheFreedomParadox 9 лет назад +89

    Congratulations!! Everyone that watched or commented on this video has won a free trip on the no fly list and a full cavity search courtesy of the TSA.

    • @Stevesrssrssrs
      @Stevesrssrssrs 6 лет назад +5

      I've never won anything before!

    • @HVACSoldier
      @HVACSoldier 4 года назад

      Stonemansteve II 🤣

    • @suvacirema2247
      @suvacirema2247 4 года назад

      These people fabricate their value. If they think they serve a purpose with all their protocols then they’re stupid. If they know what the real agenda is (a dystopian control state) and still do it then they’re evil. What does anyone get from controlling every aspect of people’s lives?...they get to fulfill their meaningless existence playing with their puppets and use those puppets to fuck with the ones who cut their strings.
      We all learned about this garbage from an early age in elementary school. Hall monitors, remember.
      Well fuck that, I ran in the hallway right in front of these motherfuckers. So did a lot of other people, and guess what?...we were all fine. Remember the bus? The safely patrol?...lol. We’ve all been manipulated to think that others can tell us what to do. Hey DHS!...fuck off!

  • @Irishcrossing
    @Irishcrossing 6 лет назад +39

    Working as security for a security firm, I find this hilarious. I've never worked for TSA, but I know many people who do and they pretty much hated that job due to the over excessive searching, arbitrary rules and hyper paranoia.

  • @Liberty4Ever
    @Liberty4Ever 9 лет назад +96

    I will not fly commercially until the TSA is gone. I wish I was part of a large scale boycott that ended the TSA, but sadly, it's just my own small and silent protest as the masses of self loading cargo continue to tolerate the tyranny.

    • @JasonRobinsonidaho
      @JasonRobinsonidaho 9 лет назад +9

      Liberty4Ever I've done the same. Since the mm wave and backscatter x-ray were introduced I have not flown. I've driven thousands of miles adding 4 days to a trip just to avoid these pedophiles and low skill uniformed thugs.

    • @JasonRobinsonidaho
      @JasonRobinsonidaho 9 лет назад +2

      naturally someone doesn't understand what liberty actually means and wastes their time trying to argue with those that do. Hitler. There. discussion over.
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law

    • @alonglongway4443
      @alonglongway4443 9 лет назад

      Jason Robinson In the spirit of things I feel the urge to break godwin's law as well so...um...how was you're day?

    • @Liberty4Ever
      @Liberty4Ever 9 лет назад +6

      ***** While we're definitely nowhere near a majority, I wonder how much the cumulative effect of the TSA protesters is hurting the airlines' revenue. I'd guess that it's significant. And just as many people on a jury vote their conscience but don't think of themselves as engaged in jury nullification as an organized part of the Fully Informed Jury Association movement, I think there are many people who respond to the TSA by flying as little as possible without ever making a conscious decision. It's almost a primitive pain avoidance response. That lost revenue is probably a greater factor than the TSA conscientious objectors. There is no doubt that the TSA is causing significant harm to the airline industry, while charging us dearly for that service.

    • @dricedlk
      @dricedlk 9 лет назад +1

      Liberty4Ever TSA at LAX are the worst! I've flown out of Long Beach, Ca., Medford, Or., and Portland, Or. and I have NEVER experienced TSA like I have at LAX.

  • @junoguten
    @junoguten 9 лет назад +18

    Could you do one on TSA stealing your stuff?

  • @mrlegodude96alt2
    @mrlegodude96alt2 6 лет назад +22

    My mom almost got detained because she was wearing a winter coat in july, she was flying to new zealand, where it's winter.

    • @rocky_wang
      @rocky_wang Год назад

      That could be suspicious. Shouldn't we change the clothes after reaching the destination?😂😂😂

  • @moreredmeat7729
    @moreredmeat7729 9 лет назад +23

    You might be a terrorist if you are an American citizen aka taxpayer and want to get to where you bought a ticket to go to 'especially' if you are traveling single.

  • @dricedlk
    @dricedlk 9 лет назад +28

    Also, a flashlight might be deemed a weapon and they will have to take it from you and use it for their own personal use.

    • @jwenting
      @jwenting 9 лет назад +4

      Dan Rice you mean, anything the TSA agent wants to have for himself is a potential weapon and can be confiscated...

  • @LisaBowers
    @LisaBowers 9 лет назад +15

    I knew excessive complaints about the screening process was an "official terrorist-y sign", I just never thought they'd actually admit it!

  • @socialoracle
    @socialoracle 9 лет назад +9

    I remember when "evil doers" had weird mustaches and wore capes. Easy to spot.

  • @ashertaz
    @ashertaz 9 лет назад +25

    You missed like, 2 occasions to put in a Wilhelm scream.

  • @IntegraDIY
    @IntegraDIY 9 лет назад +29

    i dont wanna fly anywhere anymore :/

    • @amunderdog
      @amunderdog 9 лет назад +3

      Integra DIYRepeat after me. I am not going to fly anywhere anymore on commercial airlines. Keep repeating until it is as natural as breathing. Now implement your new behavior. Within a month the TSA will be gone and they will be begging you to return your business to them. Good luck America. I have already implemented this new behavior, I will continue to monitor the news awaiting your success.

    • @Spurrr
      @Spurrr 9 лет назад +1

      jake legg Stop acting like a savior lol

    • @StefanReich
      @StefanReich 7 лет назад +1

      +Spurr Start being a savior!

    • @0ntimetaiment921
      @0ntimetaiment921 3 года назад +2

      @@amunderdog Tried this. But apparently I did not take into account the magical power of government handouts to failing airlines.

  • @formerevolutionist
    @formerevolutionist 9 лет назад +12

    Maybe I should have myself carted around like Hannibal Lecter in Silence of the Lambs.

  • @tymesho
    @tymesho 9 лет назад +7

    I rarely fly, only to see friends in Florida. I always book my flight in advance. I prefer a good window seat, that isn't always available. last time I entered the airport to a kiosk to see if one was available, and for a few dollars more I changed my seat. from that moment I had a guy trail me from there to the gate, he got on the same flight, sat right next to me (with his e-cig) and asked me the strangest questions throughout the flight. "what's that in your pocket rubbing against me", why do you keep looking out the window, we are one the ground", finally, I asked him to please leave me alone. when we reached Florida, 15 minutes after coming off the plane, I was looking for my pick-up spot, and he was there staring at me. I'm a big guy, so it wasn't a fear thing. i gave him that "get the fuck away from me" look. just for changing to a window seat?

  • @bsabruzzo
    @bsabruzzo 9 лет назад +6

    Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to violate these stupid rules and take the punishment, then sue for falsely accusing you or detaining you. Let's get so many lawsuits about these on the dockets so the courts will have to accept them or the laws change.

  • @jengarlinge7837
    @jengarlinge7837 9 лет назад +15

    How do you put up with this? More importantly, why do you put up with this?

  • @thoughtyness
    @thoughtyness 7 лет назад +18

    I set off the metal detector, they asked me to come through again, I set it off again. They asked me to come through so they could check me out. On the other side I realized I had a large metal buckle. What do they do? Check my shoes for drugs. So I stand there for 3 minutes while they swab my shoes and run them through a machine. One of the most humiliating experiences I have had. Btw I am a 13yo white male.

    • @theprofessor3339
      @theprofessor3339 7 лет назад +15

      Searched you for drugs...metal detector......drugs.....metal detector...honestly that is, without a doubt, one of the dumbest things I have ever heard. How does a metal detector detect fucking drugs

    • @ticks4ticks4
      @ticks4ticks4 4 года назад +1

      @@theprofessor3339 Exactly! Why would they waste their time thinking to "check your shoes" for "drugs" because your "metal belt" set off the "metal" alarm? That someone would be "hiding drugs" in one's "shoes"?? That seems....weird!

  • @sumvs5992
    @sumvs5992 4 года назад +2

    "Hey that's a fear boner!"
    I suppose that's why I always had one when I was called up to the front of class

  • @BoffinGrusky
    @BoffinGrusky 9 лет назад +40

    You need to cut the TSA some slack. These new policies were implemented only after the completion of a $200 Million study conducted by university experts (The American College of Heating and Air Conditioning).

    • @GreatWhite7
      @GreatWhite7 9 лет назад +5

      watcherjohnny Cut them some slack, they do nothing, literally nothing. A recent study showed that if you carry weapons on board, you will most likely get them through TSA.

    • @BoffinGrusky
      @BoffinGrusky 9 лет назад +8

      ClintfromNYtoVA SARCASM - satirical or ironic utterance to mock or convey contempt.

    • @be4unvme
      @be4unvme 9 лет назад +7

      watcherjohnny Sarcasm is illegal I'm going to report you.

    • @msemlar9108
      @msemlar9108 9 лет назад +5

      luigi jimenez The reporting of Sarcasm is also illegal, I'm going to have to report you for the action of reporting Sarcasm. If your comment was intended as Sarcasm and you decide thereupon to report me to the Sarcasm police I should let you know that my comment was intended as Sarcasm, in which case we are currently at a bypass. Although at the bypass that we might then find ourselves at I would have a 2-1 ration of Sarcasm report points against your point, any further attempts to raise your own Sarcasm report points would only net me a further point to then put us back at the 2-1 ration. Thus the Sarcasm police will defer to your greater transgression due to budgetary constraints. ;-)

    • @MilwaukeeF40C
      @MilwaukeeF40C 9 лет назад +2

      watcherjohnny Actually the TSA's indications of terrorism look suspiciously similar to what the jackasses at Southern Poverty Law Center would publish.

  • @ArcAngle111
    @ArcAngle111 9 лет назад +8

    So wait why don't we just let the airlines themselves have their own privatized security which would tenfold their success and efficiency of their security, plus it would be in their economic interest to improve these securities as much as possible since they would be more likely to be under public scrutiny since it would be a service provided to the public and not an obligatory governmental system. Also it would help with competition within the airlines and the public would have different options to chose from. Instead of having the same exact governmental structures for every single airline.

  • @jovialbard3001
    @jovialbard3001 9 лет назад +1

    Going through customs is a nightmare that is far worse than the TSA

  • @seanb6478
    @seanb6478 3 года назад +1

    This is the reason air travel isn't worth it unless the drive is over 8 hours (assuming you have reliable transportation). I live 5 1/2 hours from Charlotte, NC w/o speeding & including going through Atlanta! I've made the drive there & back a number of times. A coworker took a business trip there & was required to fly due to the destination being beyond a certain distance. Well, the logistics of him leaving his home, getting to airport, routine airport logistics, get prearranged rented car, then drive it to the hotel. Well, guess who took longer than 6 hours to get to their destination even WITHOUT delays????
    Just sayin!

  • @rabin273
    @rabin273 7 лет назад +12

    "dont not do any nothing" LOL!

  • @Ozbrithian
    @Ozbrithian 9 лет назад +9

    I feel safe now.

    • @furtim1
      @furtim1 9 лет назад

      Ozbrithian What is your avatar from?

    • @BladeOfLight16
      @BladeOfLight16 6 лет назад

      Is that because you decided to skip the plane entirely and just drive?

  • @1973Washu
    @1973Washu 6 лет назад +2

    Having a spherical device with a burning string is fine

  • @jackchorn
    @jackchorn 8 лет назад

    Is there a website that I can check if I'm on the no fly list before I purchase my ticket- its non refundable.

  • @GangStar_6
    @GangStar_6 7 лет назад

    Hahaha, u guys are my new favorite channel!

  • @criskity
    @criskity 6 лет назад +1

    No being human. Being human will get you detained.

  • @ticks4ticks4
    @ticks4ticks4 4 года назад +1

    If you have a mild tic disorder, generalized anxiety disorder, Huntington's disease.

  • @ironmanjakarta8601
    @ironmanjakarta8601 9 лет назад +1

    Reason has the best videos. Hilarious.

  • @MrIdasam
    @MrIdasam 9 лет назад +4

    Holy shit, this is awesome, but it sucks at the same time. Great video.

  • @Doctoranthetardis
    @Doctoranthetardis 3 года назад

    I always tell the TSA that they dont protect anyone and they always say I need extra screening

  • @mklawson83
    @mklawson83 6 лет назад +1

    when safety means submission

  • @cloroxlavenderscent4307
    @cloroxlavenderscent4307 3 года назад

    I like how he put the gun back in the suit case.

  • @fokyouf3477
    @fokyouf3477 9 лет назад +1

    The sweating one is stupid. What if one has hyperhydrosis?

    • @slukky
      @slukky 6 лет назад

      Long polysyllabics are a sure sign of derangement, FU. You're on the most wanted list now.

  • @obeyxana34
    @obeyxana34 8 лет назад

    One time a tsa officer with hold my shoes and my mom said "go catch the flight" and I had to run about 200 feet with socks on and I was just laughing at how ridiculous I was running with my luggage at break neck speeds.

  • @michaelclark5237
    @michaelclark5237 3 года назад

    "Hey that's a fear boner"
    *Tackles him!*

  • @henrychinaski8686
    @henrychinaski8686 3 года назад +1

    "It could be based on science. But it isn't." Covid Lockdown in a nutshell.

  • @codediporpal
    @codediporpal 9 лет назад +1

    If you think the TSA is bad, try US Customs agents. They'll make you log in to your laptop so they can search it, and ask you personal question about your relationship to people in photos. I know because it's happened to me.

    • @Olivia-W
      @Olivia-W 5 лет назад

      Thankfully I've always had good experiences with Customs and border protection, but there've been times like only 2 or 3 lanes were open out of 15 or so and the lines got ridiculously long.
      Every time I fly into JFK the lines are either bad or extra bad. Last time people were like "yeah no it's usually not _this_ bad" and I'm like "you must be very lucky, because this is like almost every time ever."
      Oh, and JFK? You suck. I'm sorry, but compared to other airports, like Hong Kong International, or my personal favorite, Amsterdam Schiphol, you are terrible. Also, TSA? You're terrible too.

    • @15thobserver
      @15thobserver 3 года назад

      What a beta bitch you are, imagine if you had taken a day in your life to read your rights...

  • @phish_1
    @phish_1 Год назад

    When you yell to scare people at workplace it’s a sign of terrorism!!!

  • @jjloop2877
    @jjloop2877 6 лет назад +1

    Well, I’m not going to an airplane now

  • @rayogoraeck2800
    @rayogoraeck2800 9 лет назад +3

    You can keep your "beautiful, safe, America" & I'll keep my money & spend it on Holidays somewhere else e.g. Viet Nam, Fiji, ect..ect.,.

    • @slukky
      @slukky 6 лет назад +1

      I purposely broke all these rules for idiots before boarding my transpacific flight. I got a quick pass to go around the bottleneck. Go figure. BTW, I'm a swarthy Greek who looks Middle Eastern, big nose & all.

  • @mastermind7946
    @mastermind7946 5 лет назад

    Can I look at my phone?

  • @89playstation65
    @89playstation65 2 года назад

    From the movie Are we there yet:
    "We decided to drive!"

  • @XX380g
    @XX380g 9 лет назад

    It's impossible to avoid all of these behaviors. At this rate everyone should be suspected as a terrorist. At the ending they say that we need to change our behavior, but I think you TSA guys should change your regulations instead of telling us what to do like we are criminal going through airport security.

  • @mirandawhitehead6932
    @mirandawhitehead6932 8 лет назад

    i have social anxiety and i can't help it

  • @ifreedoms6823
    @ifreedoms6823 6 лет назад +2

    While funny, it’s all true. When in the Denver airport recently, I didn’t want to opt out of the scan, just wanted to get through to my flight. Even after going through the cancerous body scan, I got patted down, for no apparent reason. Apparently a Gadsden shirt, jeans and boots are sketchy. The officer was definitely friendly with my balls cause he practically fondled them.

  • @mojav26
    @mojav26 7 лет назад

    What would happen if I wore a shirt that looked like a TSA one to the airport? Would they have a sense of humor?

  • @jcowwww
    @jcowwww 9 лет назад

    isn't that SSI....?

  • @sherri99516
    @sherri99516 9 лет назад

    Just follow these simple rules: The TSA's 12 Signs You Might Be a Terrorist.Traveling this summer? Avoid these officially terrorist-y behaviors-or you might get detained.
    For a friendly guide to actual suspicious signs the TSA looks for, watch the video above.

  • @KowboyUSA
    @KowboyUSA 9 лет назад

    I just accept the fact I will be singled out for extra harassment each time I fly on an airline. _I just accept the fact_ and do everything possible to get where I'm going by any mode of travel except flying on an airline.

    • @Liberty4Ever
      @Liberty4Ever 9 лет назад +5

      John Ratko If you deposit $10,000 in cash at a bank, they assume the money is from illegal activity. If you deposit $9000 in cash, they assume the money is from illegal activity and you are deliberately making smaller deposits to avoid their arbitrary limit, and you're then also guilty of "structuring". It's not too difficult to imagine that driving more than 500 miles to avoid the airport TSA will be seen as evidence that you're a terrorist and you're deliberately avoiding the airport screening. The US is turning into a dystopian nightmare.

  • @ParrhesiaJoe
    @ParrhesiaJoe 9 лет назад

    lol... "That's a fear boner!!!"

  • @hohenheim909
    @hohenheim909 9 лет назад +6

    Absurdly funny because it's true ^^

  • @peter-peter5929
    @peter-peter5929 8 лет назад +1

    The first two or three are based on typical signs of a person who is about to do something harmful who has a little sense of doubt in what they are about to do. Excessive seating, spaced out look, trying too hard not to be noticed, etc... the Israeli government and other countries have a system where people are profiled, and according to their reports, have been over 96% accurate in pulling passengers or people aside for suspicion. However, with all the other unnecessary procedures and political correctness involved in their standard service, the TSA can still kiss my ass(most of which would be happy to do so for the smallest of suspicions, since I am one of those who view them without fear and they apparently dislike over confidence. (great, now I'm going to be harassed in my next few flights) LOL.

  • @natalieeuley1734
    @natalieeuley1734 5 лет назад

    And this is why you get precheck

  • @BennieDuck
    @BennieDuck 7 месяцев назад

    This is very useful

  • @emmabila3480
    @emmabila3480 6 лет назад

    i'm doing all of these next time i go though TSA

  • @HVACSoldier
    @HVACSoldier 4 года назад

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can’t believe I missed this.

  • @jizzfudgsickle3619
    @jizzfudgsickle3619 9 лет назад

    It's called a "fearection"... comon

  • @steviesteve5198
    @steviesteve5198 3 года назад

    I'd like to laugh at this as a joke, but I work in Counterintelligence for the USG, and yeah, 'don't do things, and also don't do not doing things' is pretty much our slogan.... you're all under suspicion, including myself, for this RUclips comment.

  • @IMissLiberty
    @IMissLiberty 9 лет назад

    Don't worry: they probably use selective enforcement.

  • @lukejson502
    @lukejson502 9 лет назад

    This is gold :)

  • @clarencevickrot3531
    @clarencevickrot3531 Год назад

    Another job the cool kids in high school will never want

  • @wanderingwade8877
    @wanderingwade8877 6 лет назад

    Ukulele music makes everything OK.

  • @KrangMisterija
    @KrangMisterija 9 лет назад

    Brilliant :)

  • @kelseyobanion1774
    @kelseyobanion1774 9 лет назад

    So saying "You infidels will burn in the fires of hell!" is alright? wheew

  • @pierre-guyveer8442
    @pierre-guyveer8442 9 лет назад

    If only this were a joke... But hey! At least they caught, how many terrorists already?

    • @Olivia-W
      @Olivia-W 5 лет назад

      Zero.
      It's 2019 and they've caught precisely ZERO.

  • @illumicon
    @illumicon 9 лет назад +1

    "We all know the importance of airport 'security'..." do we now? :D #uCHOOZE

  • @updownleftrightasdw8423
    @updownleftrightasdw8423 3 года назад

    We need a new TSA hate porn era on RUclips this is likely worse now with covid.

  • @lostinidlewonder
    @lostinidlewonder 9 лет назад

    Really? America is weird, so specific to avoid one thing but ignore the obvious in others issues.

  • @NapalmOrange
    @NapalmOrange 7 лет назад

    Why is this true

  • @polaroidsofpolarbears365
    @polaroidsofpolarbears365 7 лет назад

    1 tip. Don't not do any of nothing.

  • @werotan
    @werotan 9 лет назад

    question how much of this is a joke and how much is reality ?

    • @Olivia-W
      @Olivia-W 5 лет назад

      Um, all of the listed ones were real.

  • @masterVideoContent
    @masterVideoContent 7 лет назад

    im a dude so i ask for a female TSA agent you can do that if they want to search you :)

  • @Ubersuntzu
    @Ubersuntzu 9 лет назад

    Shit. They caught me.

  • @brickmaster1751
    @brickmaster1751 9 лет назад

    That is fake

  • @MrBeesness
    @MrBeesness 9 лет назад

    null

  • @fhhfgj
    @fhhfgj 9 лет назад

    I laughed at this so I guess I'm a terrorist...

  • @supplysarge
    @supplysarge 9 лет назад

    Funny but true.

  • @natadane9610
    @natadane9610 9 лет назад

    2:29 hahahahaha fear boner

  • @Skyturnip
    @Skyturnip 9 лет назад

    Genius

  • @Minerva7
    @Minerva7 9 лет назад

    OMFG! Remind me again, precisely what country I live in???
    This is BULLSHIT!

  • @pricelessppp
    @pricelessppp 6 лет назад

    They do this in Isreal!

  • @andyhello23
    @andyhello23 9 лет назад

    Funny, but like all comedy based on truths.
    Anything you do is down to the observer effect, its the observer that is watching you that determines behaviour traits, that may be dangerous.
    So although very funny, there is alot of truth to this vid, as like always any good jokes are based on reality.

  • @lJUSTwanaCOMMENT
    @lJUSTwanaCOMMENT 9 лет назад

    fuckin hilarious

  • @quidestveritas8713
    @quidestveritas8713 7 лет назад

    Lol!!!

  • @Bugdriver49
    @Bugdriver49 9 лет назад

    Too funny!!!!!!!

  • @xleoness
    @xleoness 9 лет назад

    That's too funny

  • @johnrmcclure1
    @johnrmcclure1 9 лет назад

    FEAR BONER!

  • @deweycheatemandhowe2446
    @deweycheatemandhowe2446 7 лет назад +2

    Joe Bidens new job.

  • @PoGirlShines
    @PoGirlShines 9 лет назад

    LMAO!

  • @professorwithagun9931
    @professorwithagun9931 7 лет назад

    You guys realizes this is a joke video right? right? .....God....no one reads descriptions anymore....

    • @kenjboyd6233
      @kenjboyd6233 7 лет назад

      Guilty griefer: NO IT IS NOT! RIGHT? RIGHT? WRONG! WRONG!

  • @jaronduke3201
    @jaronduke3201 9 лет назад

    looooooooooooooooooooool

  • @sailingikaika8704
    @sailingikaika8704 5 лет назад

    I am Guessing that someone couldn’t pass the TSO interview. Enjoy you’re job at McDonald’s