Star Trek: The Libertarian Edition

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  • Опубликовано: 11 сен 2024
  • Their mission: to seek out new life and new civilizations, and leave them alone. Trade with them if they want, but mostly leave them the hell alone.
    In honor of Star Trek's 50th Anniversary, Reason presents the Libertarian parody of the final frontier, with appearances by Gary Johnson and Remy.
    Written and produced by Austin Bragg, Meredith Bragg, and Andrew Heaton. Shot and edited by Bragg and Bragg.
    About 4 minutes.
    Visit reason.tv for downloadable versions. Subscribe to Reason TV's RUclips channel for more content like this.

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  • @TonberryShuffle
    @TonberryShuffle 7 лет назад +849

    "It's nice but I just don't want to throw my vote away."

    • @seanb6478
      @seanb6478 3 года назад +41

      As true as this is, we need to disregard this attitude so we can have Libertarians in power.

    • @TonberryShuffle
      @TonberryShuffle 3 года назад +10

      @@seanb6478 Agreed completely.

    • @TonberryShuffle
      @TonberryShuffle 3 года назад +16

      @@memunist5765 This comes with other problems that are potentially worse. I think the best way going forward is a prefered choice method.

    • @NWLee
      @NWLee 3 года назад +11

      @@memunist5765 Since when have politicians fulfilled their promises?

    • @mari-leefiducia8640
      @mari-leefiducia8640 3 года назад +1

      Wow this is really NICE for all of us to meet here ...
      #TheFirstOnesFree
      #THECRAZYONES
      SHE was on Your ballot ...

  • @CorrodedCoin
    @CorrodedCoin 7 лет назад +309

    "It's a _gay_ fruit basket."
    LOL

  • @JP-rf8rr
    @JP-rf8rr 5 лет назад +765

    "Its a wedding cake for a gay couple"
    "You win this round"

    • @elgeneraldelnorte6145
      @elgeneraldelnorte6145 3 года назад +14

      Its funny too cuz George Takei is actually gay

    • @SeaJay_Oceans
      @SeaJay_Oceans 3 года назад +6

      @@elgeneraldelnorte6145 Happy Birthday to George, on April 20th !

    • @cptfarzkizz8823
      @cptfarzkizz8823 3 года назад +12

      It's a gay fruit basket 😂

    • @infernalstryfe
      @infernalstryfe 3 года назад +6

      @@SeaJay_Oceans Am I the only one to find it ironic that George, & Adolf, share the same month, & day, of birthdays?

    • @MassHystarix
      @MassHystarix 3 года назад +2

      @@elgeneraldelnorte6145 the only thing wrong is he doesn't support them making sulu gay

  • @absolutefoot4594
    @absolutefoot4594 5 лет назад +324

    'KAAAAahHhngress!'
    That really caught me off gaurd lol

    • @RockOfLions
      @RockOfLions 3 года назад +5

      A red shirt should have suddenly appeared out of nowhere to go flying over the trailing

    • @jebidiahnewkedkracker1025
      @jebidiahnewkedkracker1025 2 года назад +2

      That was brilliant!😂😂😂😂😂

    • @WilHiteWarrior
      @WilHiteWarrior 2 года назад +1

      @@RockOfLions there actually was one lol just gone so fast you might not notice :D If you watch on the left right when he starts shouting, you'll see a redshirt go flying XD

    • @SuperHez
      @SuperHez 2 года назад

      I laughed out loud at that

  • @MrHatoi
    @MrHatoi 7 лет назад +288

    And of course it's exactly 4:20 long.

  • @greg20067
    @greg20067 8 лет назад +638

    i love how they switched the mushroom cloud from right side to left side

  • @falsehero2001
    @falsehero2001 8 лет назад +803

    "Ster Trek: The Libertarian Edition" Isn't that Firefly?

    • @tituspullo3946
      @tituspullo3946 5 лет назад +88

      We (fans) thought so too. But Joss Whedon went off his rocker.

    • @CaptainGinyu
      @CaptainGinyu 5 лет назад +17

      that's Space Quest

    • @haalogen1917
      @haalogen1917 4 года назад +7

      That's Star Wars

    • @acendiatmedia8747
      @acendiatmedia8747 4 года назад +29

      The show seams that way because it's about civilians but the alliance in fire fly is straight up fascist. If Star Trek followed civilians you would see that the Federation is as libertarian as anything. The federation is just military and science exploration as far as the shows indicate. It's unclear if they have any authority over civilians. It's like if the US cut the government down to just the military. There is no indication of nationalization and it seams people own private property. It's post scarcity money is just not very relevant.

    • @Sewblon
      @Sewblon 4 года назад +22

      @@acendiatmedia8747 In Firefly the alliance are the bad guys. In Star Trek, labor is still clearly used, and still scarce. So its not post-scarcity in the strictest sense. They don't make those Galaxy class cruisers in replicators. Someone has to actually build and maintain them. So I think that Firefly is still more libertarian.

  • @revan0890
    @revan0890 5 лет назад +109

    "It's a gay fruit basket." Had me in stitches. 😂

  • @openskies11
    @openskies11 7 лет назад +372

    Computer, what is Aleppo?

    • @freestate208
      @freestate208 5 лет назад +9

      Awesome

    • @Delosian
      @Delosian 4 года назад +34

      Thanks to Gary Johnson I now know where Aleppo is, but despite what the talking heads said, I still don't care what is going on there. As George Washington said, beware of entangling alliances.

    • @brookeking8559
      @brookeking8559 4 года назад +6

      MetaSimian, I knew, but I’m kind of a nerd about geography and archeology. I didn’t care that Gary was caught off guard or whatever because he probably knew all the governors of the six Mexican border states, perhaps from in-person meetings. That’s more important information for a US president.

    • @halasimov1362
      @halasimov1362 3 года назад +1

      What is Rand/Massey for 2024 Alex.

    • @AT-il2ej
      @AT-il2ej 3 года назад

      @@brookeking8559 and then we found out he didn't....

  • @hiro2protagonist
    @hiro2protagonist 7 лет назад +201

    "we bombed a wedding, again." great line.

    • @hiro2protagonist
      @hiro2protagonist 7 лет назад +1

      Itsmeeman1 And that makes it ok? I don't care if it was Hitler's wedding...it's still bs.

    • @Itsmeeman1
      @Itsmeeman1 7 лет назад +2

      William Brown I was just pointing out that it's actually happened in real life. Nothing more.

    • @hiro2protagonist
      @hiro2protagonist 7 лет назад

      Itsmeeman1 well yeah, it does happen in real life. And that's awful.

    • @KzLIshKenChe
      @KzLIshKenChe 3 года назад +2

      @@hiro2protagonist obama bombed a weedding its a reference to it

    • @hiro2protagonist
      @hiro2protagonist 3 года назад +1

      @@KzLIshKenChe yeah, that’s why I said it’s a great line. Bc it’s a sad but true thing.
      By 2013 we’d already bombed 8 wedding parties.

  • @DangRenBo
    @DangRenBo 3 года назад +228

    Reason is so self aware. I love it.
    "I just don't want to throw my vote away."

    • @simonmultiverse6349
      @simonmultiverse6349 Год назад

      SPACE ... the Final Front Ear...
      not forgetting Davy Crockett... who had a strange growth.... known as the Wild Front Ear.

    • @user-io2ym6gm8z
      @user-io2ym6gm8z 10 месяцев назад

      Exactly what I did, by voting for that red-haired shole in 2016

    • @gfarrell80
      @gfarrell80 9 месяцев назад

      ruclips.net/video/l7l9QmtiXHU/видео.html

  • @BeEtLjOoZ
    @BeEtLjOoZ 8 лет назад +110

    'And then some guy in a red shirt goes flying over the railing.'

  • @Stilgarsan
    @Stilgarsan 3 года назад +75

    At the "we've run out of forms, captain", I was thinking at first, they could just replicate new forms. Then I remembered the replicator bit from before. Then you alluded to this very bit. You sirs, have better world building than Kurtzman Trek.

  • @Anans1_Spyd3r
    @Anans1_Spyd3r 5 лет назад +28

    The Gary Johnson part was pure gold

  • @mrgreenbean5933
    @mrgreenbean5933 7 лет назад +48

    I really respect that they reached out to Gary and got him to do this!

    • @johnlittle3430
      @johnlittle3430 Год назад +8

      It's not like he was busy doing anything else.

    • @slamdunktiger
      @slamdunktiger Год назад +5

      @@johnlittle3430 911, we have a burn victim

  • @ABW941
    @ABW941 8 лет назад +624

    At the moment Iam unable to tell if this was glorifying or mocking Libertarians.

    • @1973Washu
      @1973Washu 6 лет назад +150

      Yes

    • @christopherender8164
      @christopherender8164 5 лет назад +49

      Probable glorifying (reason is libertarian)

    • @InvestmentBankr
      @InvestmentBankr 5 лет назад +44

      Supposed to glorify, except Gary Johnson was a moron, so they shot their own foot off.

    • @DarasuumArray
      @DarasuumArray 5 лет назад +47

      Why not both?

    • @ziecheese
      @ziecheese 5 лет назад +2

      Neither could I

  • @malcolmt7883
    @malcolmt7883 8 лет назад +353

    Has there ever been a non gay fruit basket?

    • @theawecabinet
      @theawecabinet 8 лет назад +58

      Well how about the Greeks who liked their grapes. Oh wait that doesn't work. What about sailors and their efforts to avoid scurvy? Oh wait that doesn't work either. No you're right.

    • @thepbg8453
      @thepbg8453 6 лет назад +4

      I have a fruit bowl

    • @Johnny_Nitro
      @Johnny_Nitro 6 лет назад

      nice 👍

    • @vagabondwastrel2361
      @vagabondwastrel2361 4 года назад +4

      Yes, it contains cured meats, heavily peated whiskey, fresh coffee and triple ply toilet paper.

    • @a-s-greig
      @a-s-greig 3 года назад +1

      Bowl of cherries is your safest bet, I think.
      Weird how so many fruits convey feminity or sexual undertones... I credit the Victorians and their "language of flowers" for this.

  • @endlessetudes2029
    @endlessetudes2029 8 лет назад +819

    Am I the only one who thought it was comical and left it at that?

  • @pwnmeisterage
    @pwnmeisterage 6 лет назад +68

    1:00 Half/Half Lives Matter, lol. I'm making this one a poster.

  • @Ryukuro
    @Ryukuro 3 года назад +34

    "this is the year Bitcoin takes off" holy shit I laughed so hard.

    • @PhilosophyVajda
      @PhilosophyVajda 2 года назад

      It only took five years for everybody to kind of be just like Well I guess it is

    • @jdb2002
      @jdb2002 Год назад +1

      And now, it crashed and burned.

  • @Jacob7393
    @Jacob7393 8 лет назад +659

    Sad that people can't get over their political butthurtness to see how freakin hilarious this is

    • @thisismyname3928
      @thisismyname3928 5 лет назад +3

      How's this badboy holding up so far?

    • @ADerpyReality
      @ADerpyReality 5 лет назад +16

      It's nice but I don't want to throw my vote away ;).

    • @JPG.01
      @JPG.01 4 года назад +11

      Isn't that a hallmark of good satire? Good satire has to be biting. Dare I use the word "offensive". If it's funny and creates political butthurtness it did all it had to.

    • @stellarcolonies5697
      @stellarcolonies5697 3 года назад +1

      The only thing about it which makes me butthurt is the TOS uniforms on the TNG set, lol.

    • @jebidiahnewkedkracker1025
      @jebidiahnewkedkracker1025 2 года назад +3

      Well, I will admit I voted for Hillary over Trump, and subsequently Trump over Biden, but that part of the video where "Kirk" stares dumbfounded at the two choices in the "unwinnable test", just about killed me from laughing so hard.😂😂😂😂

  • @robstevenson6432
    @robstevenson6432 3 года назад +31

    "Live long and prosper at the expense of taxpayers" -- I need to remember this when I email my Congressperson/Senator.

  • @DigitalCasm
    @DigitalCasm 8 лет назад +48

    Pure comic gold. "We bombed a wedding (beat) again". That by itself makes this entire video worth it.

  • @alexernst9448
    @alexernst9448 7 лет назад +23

    Kirk in the Tribble pile: "Good idea, except we asked you to help us with our pest control problem, not encourage people to breed more of the fuzzy little bastards."

  • @SunnyIntervalsORG
    @SunnyIntervalsORG 7 лет назад +16

    Please do more Libertarian TV show parodies. They're brilliant!

  • @leonsantana3646
    @leonsantana3646 4 года назад +16

    Oddly enough the whole “leave them alone” thing is very prime directive

  • @nand8203
    @nand8203 7 лет назад +12

    That Gary Johnson bit was hilarious 😂

  • @dashy9482
    @dashy9482 Год назад +11

    The inertial dampeners scene was gold. Pure. Gold

  • @squirrelgolem
    @squirrelgolem 7 лет назад +56

    All agenda aside, that was pretty funny.

  • @allnamesaretakenful
    @allnamesaretakenful 7 лет назад +133

    They should do the Libertarian version of Alien. "In Space, no one can hear you say "what's Aleppo?"

    • @xxshevilxx
      @xxshevilxx 7 лет назад +3

      lol

    • @caatabatic
      @caatabatic 6 лет назад

      That's the dog food right? Lol.

    • @chrisjones5949
      @chrisjones5949 6 лет назад +1

      This got an honest-to-god laugh out loud from me. Well played, sir.

  • @MrWayne1701
    @MrWayne1701 8 лет назад +700

    The part where they compared this election to the kobayashi maru test made me laugh...Definitely a no-win scenario in 2016!

    • @Aeroldoth3
      @Aeroldoth3 8 лет назад +8

      Third party.

    • @my3dviews
      @my3dviews 8 лет назад +10

      I believe in Wrath of Khan, it was pointed out that Captain Kirk hacked the computer to avoid the no win scenario. :-)

    • @ethnicity
      @ethnicity 8 лет назад +7

      >third party
      lmao

    • @JazukaiX
      @JazukaiX 8 лет назад +10

      No-win for you maybe

    • @80s_Boombox_Collector
      @80s_Boombox_Collector 8 лет назад +3

      JazukaiX = Clinton voter

  • @SeaJay_Oceans
    @SeaJay_Oceans 5 лет назад +13

    "2016 Gary Johnson received nearly 4.5 million votes (3.27% of the total vote), which is the most for a third party presidential candidate since 1996 and the highest national vote share for a Libertarian candidate in history."
    It would be nice to improve the accounting of the USA, pay down some debt, and boost the economy.
    Nothing happens if the currency is worthless and we all go bankrupt.
    Construction and Real Estate development is a good thing as long as it makes consideration for wild life and green space.
    Net Zero buildings are ideal, and no body enjoys living in a dull, grey lifeless city of concrete and steel.

    • @thebookwasbetter3650
      @thebookwasbetter3650 3 года назад

      Meh. Like saying Mo was the smartest stooge.

    • @flowerpt
      @flowerpt 3 года назад +1

      Is that a population-adjusted 'highest'?

    • @rickwilliams1253
      @rickwilliams1253 3 года назад

      You want to pay down the debt, tell congress to stop overspending

    • @rickwilliams1253
      @rickwilliams1253 3 года назад

      The currency is worthless anyway, it's fiat guaranteed by government not gold silver or any other metal of worth

    • @rickwilliams1253
      @rickwilliams1253 3 года назад

      Net zero buildings, we came live underground leave the real-estate alone the animal population may recover without our intervening all the time.

  • @johngalbraith696
    @johngalbraith696 7 лет назад +7

    This video was MUCH better than I thought it would be. A +

  • @RedSiegfried
    @RedSiegfried 6 лет назад +24

    I gotta say, whether you're on the left or the right, that's some funny shit right there.

  • @RRW359
    @RRW359 7 лет назад +341

    Don't we already have this? They're called Ferrengi episodes.

    • @charlesdickinson6341
      @charlesdickinson6341 7 лет назад +5

      RRW Can't...stop... Laughing!!!

    • @kuriousitykat
      @kuriousitykat 7 лет назад +13

      my understanding is that ferengi were created as a counterpoint to the 'socialism' of STU but somewhat parodied/mocked re 'invisible hand' Market God with the ferengi rules of acquisition almost literally raising 'capitalism' to a cult/religion status with pseudo temples of "Mammon'.

    • @Diax1324
      @Diax1324 7 лет назад +9

      kuriousitykat It's a great tease on how people have basically elevated capitalism to the god-like status it's been accredited with (I.E. Everyone who says it's absolutely the best system which can do no wrong, despite the dozens of economic crashes that have occurred directly because of capitalistic/libertarian ideals).

    • @Shanbo26
      @Shanbo26 6 лет назад +2

      Nope, they were called the Mirror Universe episodes.

    • @Mark-xh8md
      @Mark-xh8md 6 лет назад +13

      Are you stupid? No, let me rephrase before you answer: HOW stupid are you? I'm not even Libertarian, and even I realize that the mirror universe is as far from libertarianism as it's possible to get.

  • @josemarti6896
    @josemarti6896 8 лет назад +143

    Maybe in 2020 the LP will have actual libertarians on the presidential ticket? Nice cameo but no thanks Gary. I've got a cake to not bake.

    • @ChopperSakura
      @ChopperSakura 8 лет назад +10

      The fact that the cake issue is the forefront of all arguments against Gary Johnson makes me lose hope in humanity. It really would be good if an asteroid hit earth.

    • @intoxicary
      @intoxicary 8 лет назад +6

      With all the things Trillary would do if elected, this is enough reason for you to write off Johnson?

    • @Friday1970
      @Friday1970 8 лет назад +9

      I dunno, giving money to planned parenthood goes against all things libertarian. But Gary Johnson wants to do this? Like I said, I dunno, but seems against everything libertarians are supposed to stand for

    • @ChopperSakura
      @ChopperSakura 8 лет назад +1

      Friday1970 Anything tax related is against the libertarian stance. I swear you social conservatives are gonna fuck up this movement.

    • @ReillyRealEstate
      @ReillyRealEstate 8 лет назад +4

      No kidding right!?
      Hopefully they can nominate a full on anarchist so they can go back to getting 0.3% of the vote and can lose all the ballot access Johnson gets them so they can go back to using all the time, effort and money just to get on the ballot to get 0.3% of the vote again.

  • @skylarscaling
    @skylarscaling 8 лет назад +82

    Libertarians treating each other like True Scotsmen up in this piece. Way to focus on what's important guys! Arguing over details instead of supporting someone who actually wants to reduce the size and influence of government, and is campaigning in a way that won't scare off all the "muh roads" statists that fear deregulation. Look at the big picture instead of nitpicking. Fuck.

    • @supersonicdickhead374
      @supersonicdickhead374 8 лет назад +1

      pragmatism is sorely underrated, yet in all cases you have to work with what you got

    • @HamsterPants522
      @HamsterPants522 8 лет назад +2

      The libertarian party has never been truly libertarian, and it literally can't be. This discussion has been going on even since it was founded.

    • @Valleyraven007
      @Valleyraven007 8 лет назад +7

      'He's not libertarian enough'
      So they'd rather have a fascist dictator snake oil salesman or a complete communist Mao style chancellor? We either get V for vendetta or 1984. I don't get it man, it's a step in the right direction guys, and he can appeal to both sides and it'll be better than what we have now

    • @joelhenderson3723
      @joelhenderson3723 8 лет назад +1

      +supersonic dickhead
      Pragmatism is severely overrated. It's the reason most people refuse to even consider third party candidates; mention libertarians, Green party, or whatever your particular favorite is, and you will get a funny look and an answer along the line of "Yeah, that'd be great, but get real. They'll never win."
      If less people wanted to be "practical," and just voted for the candidate they thought was best, we would have a much better shot of actually making a change.
      +Carlos A
      The term 'legal citizen' does not require a corollary term 'illegal citizen' to be valid. It simply clarifies the meaning of 'citizen' as a legal term, rather than other fairly common uses, like applying it to anyone who lives in a country.

    • @supersonicdickhead374
      @supersonicdickhead374 8 лет назад

      Joel Henderson you could just as easily say being pragmatic means abandoning your partisan view and looking at a 3rd party if that 3rd party will get you closer to your goal.

  • @help4343
    @help4343 6 лет назад +20

    "Mostly leave them alone"
    You mean like the Prime Directive says they are supposed to do?

    • @thunderspark1536
      @thunderspark1536 4 года назад +1

      That is a fair point given how often they show themselves to a prewarp culturr

    • @actionsub
      @actionsub 3 года назад

      There would be no conflict...if the Enterprise actually abided by the Prime Directive, there'd be no show worth watching.

    • @electrictroy2010
      @electrictroy2010 3 года назад +2

      So basically season 1 of TNG
      .

  • @ancapftw9113
    @ancapftw9113 8 лет назад +7

    could you do a "voyager" version of this? I noticed that the longer they stayed away from the magic marketless federation, the more they needed to do things based on trade, the more important supply and demand were, and the more they needed to innovate.

  • @woolsey1977brian
    @woolsey1977brian 4 года назад +10

    doesn't matter what your politics are, this is funny.

  • @mikecane
    @mikecane 7 лет назад +8

    Freakin hilarious! Especially the battle with the replicator.

  • @baltsosser
    @baltsosser 6 лет назад +12

    That is how you do good comedy SNL, take notes from this video.

  • @jackskellingtonsora
    @jackskellingtonsora 7 лет назад +5

    I'm not a Libertarian. But that ending made me laugh so hard.

  • @marxnutz
    @marxnutz 6 лет назад +6

    This is ludicrously, ridiculously hilarious! Well done!

  • @ericsimonson8540
    @ericsimonson8540 Год назад +3

    “…and prosper at the expense of taxpayers”, couldn’t be more accurate.

  • @Liberty4Ever
    @Liberty4Ever 8 лет назад +10

    Hilarious! You win the internet for this week. Maybe the month.

  • @RedBloodedAmerica
    @RedBloodedAmerica 8 лет назад +198

    Reason, stop trying to make Gary Johnson a thing. It's never going to happen.

    • @MikeBrady68
      @MikeBrady68 8 лет назад +2

      I agree, you are a simple man. :-)

    • @0neDoomedSpaceMarine
      @0neDoomedSpaceMarine 8 лет назад +22

      I agree, Gary Johnson is a bullshit excuse for a libertarian.

    • @MikeBrady68
      @MikeBrady68 8 лет назад +1

      him t your mom is

    • @RedBloodedAmerica
      @RedBloodedAmerica 8 лет назад +11

      ***** Well...
      - he's back and forth on "assault" rifle ownership.
      - he believes in federal gun control
      - he believes in political correctness
      - he believes "illegal immigrant" is an inflammatory term
      - he believes in anthropogenic global warming
      - he believes in taxing carbon emissions
      - he does not believe in religious liberty
      - he does not believe in freedom of association
      - he supports Black Lives Matter
      - he supports TPP
      - he politically sides more with Bernie Sanders than with any of the other conservative candidates
      - he supports mass importation and federal resettlement of refugees
      - as a Governor he nearly doubled New Mexico's debt.
      - he said Hillary Clinton was a great public servant

    • @RedBloodedAmerica
      @RedBloodedAmerica 8 лет назад +5

      ***** Are you kidding me? Most of those things he has said on video. For example, in terms of climate change he said, "I do believe climate change is occurring, that it is man-caused. One of the proposals that I think is a very libertarian proposal - and I'm just open to this - is taxing carbon emissions and may have the result of being self-regulating."
      video.cnbc.com/gallery/?video=3000544595
      If you think I'm a Trump supporter or am part of the alt-right, you're barking up the wrong tree. You know what they say about those that assume though.
      But yes, Bernie Sanders is an inflammatory term for me considering he is the biggest progressive politician to run for office since FDR.
      How about about you get your nose out of Johnson's ass-crack and take a look at his what is coming out of his mouth for a change?

  • @JacquesLapeyre
    @JacquesLapeyre 7 лет назад +19

    Star Trek isn't possible in a libertarian context because there would be no governmental infrastructure to run Starfleet and no taxes of any kind to pay for it. Starfleet would be a totally private entity if it existed and thus would have no incentive to leave alien cultures alone if it was more profitable to fuck with them. There would be no entity legally in the position to stop them or even remotely powerful enough to enforce such rules if they did. It would very quickly become the rule of Trade Corporations with private militaries and would resemble the world of the 17th and 18th centuries.

    • @metamorphicorder
      @metamorphicorder 5 лет назад +4

      @ConfusionFusion except everything you said was wrong.
      Feringi had tons of laws either actual or culturally imposed that regulated their economy. They even had a figure head in the grand nagus. Their society is more like scentura than it is capitalism or libertarianism. You don't seem to know much about star trek or politics. This isnt a strong subject for you.
      The shelliac were probably more close to true libertarians or anarchists than most other star trek species.

  • @lendial
    @lendial 7 лет назад +14

    This was was reasonably enjoyable.

  • @Sailorsega
    @Sailorsega 7 лет назад +3

    Well done, guys. Very funny. My favourite skitt was the inertial dampeners one.

  • @benighted09
    @benighted09 8 лет назад +33

    I love the scene when Bones has to refuse medical help to an alien that has not met his yearly deductible and does not have the funds in his account. "Bones can you save him?" "Yes Jim but he is financially unable to be saved". Bravo libertarian Star Trek.

    • @rebekahisvulcan7391
      @rebekahisvulcan7391 8 лет назад +4

      Has that ever happened? Because I never seen a doctor turn down anyone, perhaps you have.

    • @TheBoBabsin
      @TheBoBabsin 6 лет назад +14

      Rebekah is Vulcan No, because there's laws against doctors refusing people care. Of course, in a libertarian society, the government would never exercise such an egregious misuse of power as to tell a doctor that he can't let someone die.

    • @joshuabrown7815
      @joshuabrown7815 5 лет назад +3

      Charity hospitals exist and help millions. Even more before government got involved

    • @zendell37
      @zendell37 2 года назад

      The problem in the end isn't exactly cost to the person needing help, it's actual legitimate cost of the product offered. The person couldn't afford it in the United States. But could easily afford it in another "first world country" simply because the healthcare industrial complex hasn't run amok.

  • @JoesGuy
    @JoesGuy 8 лет назад +26

    Is this supposed to make me be supportive or pessimistic towards libertarians? O_o

    • @AKlover
      @AKlover 8 лет назад +6

      It is supposed to point out the stupidity of the other two options. One option (trump) is clearly less bad but still shit.
      Edit To Add. Gary Johnson is not a Libertarian, please don't think him typical. At current he seems to be there to insure Hillary's election.

    • @JoesGuy
      @JoesGuy 8 лет назад

      AKlover
      Out of curiosity, who is currently considered the most libertarian candidate?

    • @AKlover
      @AKlover 8 лет назад +1

      ***** Perhaps Johnson by a hair, and not much. Hard to know where Trump specifically falls on a given issue since his speeches are catered to 8th grade level educated people with no grasp of economics. Were he to sit down and be questioned by a bunch of historians and economists I think Trump would surprise a lot of people.
      Libertarianism is antithetical to virtually everything Hillary believes and stands for. Some people are too stupid to grasp the difference between a permissive lefty fascist and A true "Libertarian Leaner" ...........or they care about nothing other than smoking pot.

    • @JoesGuy
      @JoesGuy 8 лет назад +4

      AKlover
      In short, we're not likely to see a true libertarian primary candidate in the near future, by the sound of it.

    • @AKlover
      @AKlover 8 лет назад

      ***** Will not matter. Real Libertarians are never going to be more than 5% of the population. Unless all of the sudden the federal and state governments go broke and lose their power to do violence. This happening would cause people to reassess what is in their self interest and overnight half the population becomes hardened capitalist Libertarians.
      The other fact is 95% white and 98% plus male. Go to a large gathering of Libertarians and you will likely question even the 2% female. Put 10,000 Libertarians in a room. Throw out the "Supportive Spouses, "Honey potters" working on behalf of a non-profit or business, and "breeder Wives" and what will be left is 3 female Libertarians. I wish I was exaggerating but I'm not.

  • @candiduscorvus
    @candiduscorvus 7 лет назад +8

    I love the Kobayashi Maru voting booth.

    • @NeilCWCampbell
      @NeilCWCampbell 4 года назад

      I do love how you guys insist on two party system; )

  • @kriyadas3280
    @kriyadas3280 7 лет назад +4

    Libertarian Star Trek; Great idea, but already taken. It's called Firefly by Joss Whedon

    • @acendiatmedia8747
      @acendiatmedia8747 4 года назад

      Ehh they are more anarchist/sovereign citizen types. It could be said they are anti globalist. But if you really dig into Star Trek is actually very libertarian.

  • @GeoFry3
    @GeoFry3 7 лет назад +7

    "Gay Fruit basket" Kind of a redundant statement don't you think?

  • @KeatrithAmakiir
    @KeatrithAmakiir 8 лет назад +93

    lol Star Trek regularly mocks the libertarian stance; or have you just ignored the entire Ferengi race?

    • @johnson542
      @johnson542 8 лет назад +31

      Ferengi are definitely not libertarian. Too many rules of acquisition.

    • @tg798
      @tg798 8 лет назад +28

      34th rule of acquisition- war is good for business
      very libertarian mhm

    • @trajan74
      @trajan74 8 лет назад +7

      Other people's wars.

    • @PCLoadLetter
      @PCLoadLetter 8 лет назад +14

      35th rule of acquisition- peace is good for business

    • @dreamcore
      @dreamcore 8 лет назад +5

      Libertarians aren't a race!

  • @sergioesamayoa
    @sergioesamayoa 6 лет назад +4

    I don't get tired of this video, every time I watch it makes me laugh!

  • @josephteller9715
    @josephteller9715 7 лет назад +3

    Ferrengi are Libertarians in the Trek Verse, with a small touch of alt-right misogynny.
    And they are the great trading empire known for shooting itself in the foot, destroying their own environment and selling weapons to both sides of wars whenever possible. Quark is shown as an example of one such being as he slowly develops over his story arc to learn that the various prejudices that were built into his society are wrong and that sometimes you need to take a side in a war for your own survival and that of your people.
    He goes from Conservative Libertarian to true Liberal over the course of Deep Space Nine. No longer hating other species and believing in equality of the sexes etc.

    • @ewanhassall7350
      @ewanhassall7350 6 лет назад +2

      The ferengi are not libertarians. They are pure anarchists. there is a difference.

  • @mawgans.9646
    @mawgans.9646 7 лет назад +2

    Gary Johnson looked so sad at 1:31. Sometimes I think that man needs a hug.

  • @lupuscorvus841
    @lupuscorvus841 7 лет назад +2

    "I don't believe in unwinable scenarios" I died.

  • @decodeddiesel
    @decodeddiesel 8 лет назад +427

    Gary Johnson is no libertarian.

    • @Mastikator
      @Mastikator 8 лет назад +4

      Trump supporter?

    • @josemarti6896
      @josemarti6896 8 лет назад +31

      Nope just a independent minded cake baker.

    • @decodeddiesel
      @decodeddiesel 8 лет назад +20

    • @listen13
      @listen13 8 лет назад +41

      I agree. Johnson is the worse nominee for the Libertarian candidate. Being a Libertarian doesn't mean you're a member of a Libertarian "party". It means you follow Libertarian philosophy. Freedom to choose, to be left alone and to do no harm. I refuse to vote for the lessor of 2 now 3 evils. If Ron Paul was running he'd have my vote as he always did.

    • @listen13
      @listen13 8 лет назад +5

      Correction : 4 evils

  • @russoft
    @russoft 8 лет назад +57

    Gary Johnson is a LINO

    • @lyonbrpi
      @lyonbrpi 8 лет назад

      no Joe Miller whose running for Senate in Alaska, is a LINO. Gary is practically an AnCap compared to him

    • @TheSuburban15
      @TheSuburban15 8 лет назад +1

      He's running as a libertarian, but doesn't seem to understand the non-aggression principle, +Carlos A. That's. . . pretty significant.

    • @lyonbrpi
      @lyonbrpi 8 лет назад +1

      Not everyone that understands the NAP has to be an anarchist

    • @marshaul
      @marshaul 8 лет назад +3

      Statements like "people with brains don't do x" are for simpletons.
      So far, none of the NAP refutations I've read are even internally consistent, much less convincing.

    • @TheSuburban15
      @TheSuburban15 8 лет назад +2

      When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. - Socrates

  • @holidayhouse03
    @holidayhouse03 8 лет назад +66

    Johnson ain't this...Johnson ain't that....where were y'all when Bob FUCKIN' Barr and Wayne Allen Root were the ticket. Voting for McCain probably.

    • @ArtyCraftZ
      @ArtyCraftZ 8 лет назад

      Yes, Bob Barr sucks more than Gary Johnson. This doesn't mean that Gary Johnson doesn't suck because not sucking as hard as Bob Barr Isn't very hard.

    • @holidayhouse03
      @holidayhouse03 8 лет назад +3

      maybe the LP needs to stop nominating republicans for the presidential ticket

    • @Rhythmicons
      @Rhythmicons 8 лет назад +5

      They also need to quit pretending that their free market policies are congruent with actual liberty.

    • @NiveusCornix
      @NiveusCornix 8 лет назад +4

      Fk that where were we for Ron Paul?

    • @hughmungus1374
      @hughmungus1374 8 лет назад

      The LP hasn't run a good candidate since Harry Browne.

  • @sandycarty9115
    @sandycarty9115 7 лет назад +1

    I'm a small business owner and I hate society and I think if you weren't born with 'it' you should never have it. I am a proud Libertarian. Thank you.

  • @lolbert5888
    @lolbert5888 4 года назад +1

    the gary johnson part has me dead

  • @mzk1489
    @mzk1489 8 лет назад +12

    Funny, but contradicts itself. Johnson wants to force you to make those cakes.

  • @SawyerKnight
    @SawyerKnight 7 лет назад +5

    "What is Aleppo?" - Gary Johnson 2016

    • @MrCmon113
      @MrCmon113 5 лет назад

      No, no, no.
      It was: "What is a leppo?"

    • @acendiatmedia8747
      @acendiatmedia8747 4 года назад +2

      Let's be honest how many people actually knew what Aleppo was? Sure if you are in the House or Senate you probably get briefings but most people don't know the specific cities in Syria and didn't associate the conflict there with Aleppo!

  • @THLM-jo2yu
    @THLM-jo2yu 6 лет назад +6

    "Your choice is unavailable" lol

  • @thomaskennedy7512
    @thomaskennedy7512 6 лет назад +1

    "Live long and prosper at the expense of taxpayers" I fucking died lmao

  • @sid2112
    @sid2112 5 лет назад +2

    Conservative Trump supporter here, that was the best comedy at Trump's expense I ever saw. That's all I'm asking for, clever comedy! Kudos and thumbs up.

  • @InverseAgonist
    @InverseAgonist 7 лет назад +95

    Be suspicious of anyone claiming a monopoly on reason, kids

    • @ShamrockParticle
      @ShamrockParticle 7 лет назад +10

      InverseAgonist
      which is why the libertarian faction is the most fun to listen to, they don't realize their monopoly or double standards

    • @greymajickjedi
      @greymajickjedi 7 лет назад +3

      Does that mean i must also be suspicious of someone with a reason to play Monopoly?
      (Beats Domjot)

    • @caatabatic
      @caatabatic 6 лет назад +1

      InverseAgonist they have to use the name "reason" otherwise people might think it's a joke website like the onion.

  • @kendomyers
    @kendomyers 7 лет назад +70

    star trek is in a post scarcity economy, this video is hilarious, but libertarian politics dont really apply here

    • @nathanploeg310
      @nathanploeg310 7 лет назад +2

      Way to ruin it lol

    • @TIMEtoRIDE900
      @TIMEtoRIDE900 7 лет назад +1

      That assumes free - unlimited energy and free - unlimited robot labor.
      There is also a shadow of Communism, where individuals are evaluated and assigned careers, and there is no property ownership or money.

    • @kendomyers
      @kendomyers 7 лет назад +6

      Right, a post scarcity economy has learned to harness cheap abundant energy and robots/automation can provide for at least all basic needs of every human.
      I would like to think that in this world those who want to work get the jobs they want, this universe does seem to be a return to communism (return, since early bands and tribes of people lived communally)

    • @TIMEtoRIDE900
      @TIMEtoRIDE900 7 лет назад +1

      But then a given person can NOT become "wealthy" by having the larger house, the larger boat/yacht, even the larger family of, say, 8 kids, as everything is "equalized".
      An accomplished 50 year old man is roughly as wealthy as a 23 year old "slacker".
      There would still have to be rewards for "merit".

    • @marsneedstowels
      @marsneedstowels 7 лет назад +3

      There is nothing preventing you from building your own giant house with servants. But instead of buying it all you have to convince others to help you build and supply it all. To convince others you need social cache. To build social cache you need to prove your merit. Also there does exist money, crime, and all that we enjoy in our society now, but most of the shows revolve around Star Fleet.

  • @markryan3018
    @markryan3018 8 лет назад +10

    "The needs of the few outweigh the needs of the many"
    --Righty Star Trek

    • @bolivardigriz8847
      @bolivardigriz8847 8 лет назад +1

      The few = Polytricktians, their bankster and Korporat $pon$or$, superPACs, special interests, wealth redistribution recipients.
      The many = Working stiffs and taxpayers.

    • @acendiatmedia8747
      @acendiatmedia8747 4 года назад +1

      You do realize that is a pro individualism right?

  • @johnlittle3430
    @johnlittle3430 Год назад +1

    I love how Libertardians really think that a nightmare plutocrat like Gary Johnson would magically result in roads that aren't falling apart, buildings that aren't crumbling to the ground, and healthcare that isn't ten times more expensive than its current extortionate cost. They are so adorable.

  • @jaik195701
    @jaik195701 2 года назад +1

    My hometown hero, Youngstown’s own, openly-mafia-connected-congressman Jim Trafficante is shown briefly saying his signature “Beam me up!” that he used as an expression of incredulity at the behavior of government. He lived in the house that my grandma lived in years earlier .

  • @laurabeane8862
    @laurabeane8862 6 лет назад +4

    The Computer (annoyed), "You win this time."
    (Segment Ends at 420. Hmmmm...)

  • @UndeadTurning
    @UndeadTurning 7 лет назад +5

    This still made me laugh. Though, a missed opportunity.
    "What's an Allepo" themed joke.

  • @josefprobst7090
    @josefprobst7090 5 лет назад +16

    "Does this really need to be a thing?" Nope it doesn't.

    • @flowerpt
      @flowerpt 3 года назад

      Nor do we need thirty types of deodorant!

  • @eggsnspam
    @eggsnspam 7 лет назад +2

    I couldn't stop laughing! Gary Johnson piece, with the pout and the replicator! LOL!!!
    Ok just to put my nerd hat on, you're using the next generation bridge while using TOS' uniforms.

  • @johnmckown1267
    @johnmckown1267 9 месяцев назад +2

    Actually, The Federation really supposed to be "hands off" other societies unless they had star drives. Kirk didn't much abide by that.

  • @scienceandliberty
    @scienceandliberty 8 лет назад +60

    Gary Johnson is a joke. There hasn't been a real libertarian presidential candidate since Harry Browne.

    • @Letrus100
      @Letrus100 8 лет назад +4

      Still better than the other choices... plus it doesn't really matter who wins the election so you might as well vote for the best choice.

    • @DeimosSaturn
      @DeimosSaturn 8 лет назад +6

      Johnson is closer to being a libertarian than Trump. You're idiocy is the reason Rand Paul and Ron Paul never got sufficient votes. No true scottsman bullshit means the status quo always wins.

    • @pandoradoggle
      @pandoradoggle 8 лет назад +3

      No true Scotsman would call Gary Johnson a joke.

    • @johnnysolami
      @johnnysolami 8 лет назад

      .

    • @treizTUBE
      @treizTUBE 8 лет назад

      I see what you did thar

  • @poeticpursuits1332
    @poeticpursuits1332 5 лет назад +4

    "Impractical Klingon Bladed Weapons"

  • @QuikdethDeviantart
    @QuikdethDeviantart 3 года назад +4

    “Kaaahhhhn....gresssss!”

  • @alanatrevelyan4538
    @alanatrevelyan4538 7 лет назад +1

    Props to Gary Johnson for being a good sport!

  • @Fiery154
    @Fiery154 3 года назад +1

    How have I been missing these?!
    THEY ARE GOLD !!!

  • @CravenTHC85
    @CravenTHC85 8 лет назад +10

    The kobayashi maru of presidential elections bit was great. I'm still content to vote third party thanks. Like hell am I going to be an accomplice to the end of humanity.

  • @ronsutton4853
    @ronsutton4853 8 лет назад +82

    Gary Johnson is no libertarian

    • @db-zc9xv
      @db-zc9xv 8 лет назад +6

      I've been a registered Libertarian since before you could grow that shapely beard of yours. Gary Johnson IS a Libertarian.
      You are a Trump supporter

    • @ronsutton4853
      @ronsutton4853 8 лет назад +11

      db what is libertarian about a carbon tax?

    • @ronsutton4853
      @ronsutton4853 8 лет назад +3

      db do you think I'm 20 or something? Lol

    • @NarpytheCrimeDog
      @NarpytheCrimeDog 8 лет назад +1

      Ron, Carbon Tax is a means to ensure companies actively try to reduce emissions, encourage alternative fuels, and a way for the government to collect money to support research, deal with problems from pollution, and enforce the regulations. It's not inherently independent, Republican, or Democrat - it's not a social issue (libertarians are concerned with personal SOCIAL issues). The carbon tax is a proposed solution to edge society into advancing.

    • @ronsutton4853
      @ronsutton4853 8 лет назад +12

      NarpytheCrimeDog libertarians are about small government and not forcing people to do things against their will. A carbon tax is big government taking your money by force.
      We are alrdy advancing, everyday. Time to end climate change alarmism.

  • @BADD1ONE
    @BADD1ONE 6 лет назад +4

    Galaxy wide jobs program. As long as we prosper off the tax payer. Oh crap, I'm dying

  • @alexandermichas898
    @alexandermichas898 3 года назад +2

    2:03 actually the Galaxy Class is manufactured at the Utopia Planitia shipyards in Mars Orbit, entirely in the Sol System. I would have gone with the Nebula Class for this joke because it can still be called a "cruiser" and was not manufactured in the Sol System.

  • @robjohnston1433
    @robjohnston1433 7 лет назад

    I find the Libertarian philosophy and policy programme utterly ludicrous, BUT .... these videos are hysterical! Keep it up and I may vote for you anyway!!!

  • @cursedhfy3558
    @cursedhfy3558 9 месяцев назад +3

    Surprisingly Trump ended up being not terrible. Abraham accords, no new wars, and the economy was good.
    The biggest reason to vote for him though is because he started real anti establishment momentum and is the closest thing to third party ever.

    • @480darkshadow
      @480darkshadow 3 месяца назад +1

      He’s republican, like hard core too, far from a moderate, basically the face of the party, how is that third party?

    • @cursedhfy3558
      @cursedhfy3558 3 месяца назад +1

      @480darkshadow youtube won't let me post vids, mentiswave did a video on this.
      Basically elites telling on themselves.

  • @bcbock
    @bcbock 7 лет назад +19

    None of Star Trek would happen under Libertarians unless some corporation wanted to do it.

  • @VlaamsSoldat
    @VlaamsSoldat 8 лет назад +23

    But what is an Aleppo? Acronym right?

    • @Folopolis
      @Folopolis 8 лет назад +4

      Aleppo: noun. None of the U.S. government's business.

    • @VlaamsSoldat
      @VlaamsSoldat 8 лет назад +2

      Folopolis
      Could not agree more but Johnson is a phony Libertarian and I doubt he has the intellectual honesty to push an American position.

    • @chemblah4
      @chemblah4 8 лет назад +3

      Not being the US Gov't's business does not excuse ignorance of world affairs. And Aleppo is the US Gov't's business, not necessarily for military intercession, because how the situation in Syria resolves will dictate diplomacy in the region for decades to come.

    • @robertmiller6444
      @robertmiller6444 8 лет назад

      Fol - question for you: if you were to come across one person assaulting, raping, mugging, or even killing another person, what do you do?
      Is your position that you have a "moral" obligation to stay out of other people's business? Or is your position that a person has a moral obligation to aid those whose person or property (you know, those tings of great importance to libertarians) are being violated - meaning actually standing up for those principles of the inviolability of person and property that libertarians value?
      I agree with most libertarian principles, but to my thinking, "non-involvement under any circumstance" is not an argument but an excuse for lack of ethical integrity and the intellect to understand the difference. It's not an argument, it's putting dogma as an excuse to avoid having to make intellectually and ethically challenging choices.

    • @Folopolis
      @Folopolis 8 лет назад

      Robert Miller Here's the way I see it, if you're walking the streets and happen to find someone being attacked, you help. If you live in Indianapolis and hear that Detroit is dangerous so you go there looking to fight crime, that is vigilantism and not okay, if you go to Detroit and offer security services as a charity that is good. The parallel to the security charity would be setting up a refugee camp and providing guards for it.
      It is not our business to settle Syria's fights, but if we can find a few square miles to defend in the corner of the country that would be fine IMO.

  • @Phanshee
    @Phanshee 7 лет назад +1

    Libertarian got their Star Trek with Firefly. It was cancelled after 14 episodes

  • @HawkGTboy
    @HawkGTboy 7 лет назад +2

    I love the attention to detail regarding all of the computer sound effects.

  • @Roboprogs
    @Roboprogs 8 лет назад +8

    This video did have one pretty good moment: "no win scenario".
    I'm not a libertarian, but hey, it's not like any of the choices for POTUS are any good this year, anyway :-)

  • @joemasters2270
    @joemasters2270 7 лет назад +5

    No-win scenario XD

  • @hemms3
    @hemms3 7 лет назад +3

    What is the Aleppo System?

  • @LukeOfTroy
    @LukeOfTroy 7 лет назад +2

    You're actually upset about the lack of foie gras? What happened to leaving life alone? It really doesn't get any more invasive of life than foie gras.

  • @Phoenixesper1
    @Phoenixesper1 4 месяца назад

    Once more we come to it again, 8 years on. This will never stop being relevant.