[YTP] Scratch Me Down There, Doctor

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  • Опубликовано: 19 окт 2024

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  • @Numberer1
    @Numberer1 8 лет назад +2697

    Your sentence mixing skills are second to none. Fantastic work as always :)

  • @cs188
    @cs188  8 лет назад +1174

    Thank you all so much for the crazy comments. I've been reading them since last night. It feels amazing to still have all this support, considering how rarely I update the channel. I do have another project I'll be announcing soon (and by soon I mean this week, not 10 months from now).

    • @Kairi091
      @Kairi091 8 лет назад

      MORE BILLY MAYS. OR RF360.

    • @Kairi091
      @Kairi091 8 лет назад +3

      Oh, cs, have you seen the Clear Talk Mastery videos? Great YTP material.

    • @cs188
      @cs188  8 лет назад +28

      +Kairi091 Yes! I've seen many of them. Really great material. It's the new Rosen. I might make a late contribution, I'm sure everyone would love that.

    • @Kairi091
      @Kairi091 8 лет назад

      +cs188 Ty for the reply, cs. i tried my hand at a YTP of EatDatPussy445. You should check it out. It's called "DatEatPussy445 meets Darren Fells". Anyways, keep up the good work, cs. You're the OG of this shit and can't nobody do it like you do (cept Mark3611 maybe. he's cool but he's gone... again)

    • @RodsRetroplays
      @RodsRetroplays 8 лет назад +9

      Your videos are worth the wait, I'll give you that.

  • @noisepuppet
    @noisepuppet 8 лет назад +646

    thx for scratching us down there

    • @crazeverseben7583
      @crazeverseben7583 5 лет назад +13

      Are you still alive Noisepuppet? I hope you are. I love your ytps

    • @noisepuppet
      @noisepuppet 5 лет назад +18

      BNMB thanks! I'm still clinging to a semblance of life, but it's a mockery of all that's holy. You know, the usual.

    • @wiscomitch3412
      @wiscomitch3412 4 года назад +6

      noisepuppet glad to see you’re still alive! Your YTPs are works of art.

    • @MattIsTheCat
      @MattIsTheCat 2 года назад +7

      I am sad that your channel is currently not active.

    • @ruthie8785
      @ruthie8785 8 месяцев назад +1

      Scratching you Down There since 2016!

  • @k4rz43
    @k4rz43 8 лет назад +322

    "Independent laboratory tests have proven Scratch Doctor sucks." At least he's honest.
    Too honest.

  • @TapL
    @TapL 8 лет назад +241

    YES YOU'RE BACK! I need you more in my life.

    • @goosebee
      @goosebee 4 года назад +10

      Woah what!!!??? U watch ytp?

    • @AlicrocMS
      @AlicrocMS 4 года назад +5

      nice UHC idea

    • @spod2998
      @spod2998 4 года назад +5

      I'd like to see a collab between you two in a minecraft UHC

    • @AlicrocMS
      @AlicrocMS 4 года назад +8

      @@spod2998 cs has only played mc twice, TapL will get the JoJ done in no time with him

    • @vaporghoul
      @vaporghoul 3 года назад

      WHAT TAPL

  • @williamamodei1257
    @williamamodei1257 8 лет назад +327

    Wouldn't it suck if your car was this ugly?
    Shit, that's my car. That's not nice.

  • @L33M_0
    @L33M_0 8 лет назад +340

    One year later.... Still gets the joj done

    • @huzzzer6083
      @huzzzer6083 4 года назад +10

      One year later, and you want the JoJ even more than the first time right? And when it comes to JoJ, there is nobody better, than HoH SiS.

    • @whoknows1447
      @whoknows1447 3 года назад +6

      @@huzzzer6083 You want to offer total satisfaction, right?

    • @cckiller0053
      @cckiller0053 3 года назад +1

      No, my people no longer care about the JoJ and getting the JoJ done right.

    • @galleryofrogues
      @galleryofrogues 3 года назад +1

      *Don’t let anyone eSkAiP*

  • @JRC99
    @JRC99 4 года назад +57

    I was watching TV with Dad earlier, and I saw the original for the first time. I was silently cracking up to myself because this is the only thing I could think about.

  • @devnoms
    @devnoms 8 лет назад +590

    I Just like how he says the word "Cock" at 0:42.

  • @thirtythreeninetyseven
    @thirtythreeninetyseven 3 года назад +146

    “Crotch Doctor, with advanced Scratch my Balls Technology”
    TAKE MY MONEY

    • @HuskyMN2002
      @HuskyMN2002 2 года назад

      Lol, 🤣

    • @probium2832
      @probium2832 Год назад

      Taint scrapes
      Stuffs
      Grapes
      *EAR RAPES*

    • @Hypersquid98
      @Hypersquid98 Год назад

      Also removes ugly bitch doctor with technolog techtechtechtechnology

    • @probium2832
      @probium2832 Год назад

      @@Hypersquid98 Scratch Doctor also scratches your arse

    • @Hypersquid98
      @Hypersquid98 Год назад

      @@probium2832 NnnNNniiiiice

  • @TrailerPoopers
    @TrailerPoopers 8 лет назад +207

    Holy shit, a new cs188 video! Amazing as always :D

    • @CarozQH
      @CarozQH 8 лет назад +4

      +TrailerPoopers What a fitting profile pic.

    • @TrailerPoopers
      @TrailerPoopers 8 лет назад +7

      CarozQH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!

    • @ayyitstum5419
      @ayyitstum5419 8 лет назад +1

      yus

    • @MelloriNoMori
      @MelloriNoMori 8 лет назад +1

      I know right?! I nearly fell off my chair when I got the notification!!!

  • @mancheaseskrelpher8419
    @mancheaseskrelpher8419 8 лет назад +129

    If RUclips Poop had a Hall of Fame, you'd be near the very front.

    • @robott4506
      @robott4506 8 лет назад +27

      He IS at the front.

    • @juanchocorleone
      @juanchocorleone 5 лет назад +11

      *He'ss'eH* at the *froorf.*

    • @deuceydee3506
      @deuceydee3506 4 года назад +1

      @@robott4506 He IS at the front of the front
      He IS the front

  • @BrattierIce
    @BrattierIce 8 лет назад +340

    REMOVES:
    -Taint Scrapes
    -Stuffs
    -Grapes
    -EAR RAPES

  • @jirden
    @jirden 8 лет назад +74

    Finally, a YTPer whose ear rape doesn't murder me when I wear headphones. Very well done!

  • @dilliot2k
    @dilliot2k 8 лет назад +332

    and even black, AND EVEN BLACK!

    • @GabeAF
      @GabeAF 8 лет назад +11

      Remember that lmao

    • @muisverriet
      @muisverriet 8 лет назад +21

      *Guitar intensifies*

    • @dilliot2k
      @dilliot2k 8 лет назад +1

      ***** LOLOL

    • @dilliot2k
      @dilliot2k 8 лет назад +1

      Jarmo Verriet YUP LOL

    • @dilliot2k
      @dilliot2k 8 лет назад +2

      SSJPlays lol cs188 is one crazy dude

  • @grannydrryyy8112
    @grannydrryyy8112 8 лет назад +364

    Also removes:
    -Taint scrapes
    -Stuffs
    -Grapes
    -EAR RAPES

  • @ThatGuy1001000
    @ThatGuy1001000 8 лет назад +163

    CS FINALLY POSTED SOMETHING

  • @maximus6644
    @maximus6644 8 лет назад +342

    "Scratch Doctor also scratches your ass" xD

    • @alsoandanswer
      @alsoandanswer 8 лет назад +46

      N I C E

    • @thestigisaspy9090
      @thestigisaspy9090 7 лет назад +8

      Read comment just as that part played XD

    • @shawnfields266
      @shawnfields266 6 лет назад

      That Stig's A Spah I could use something like that to scratch my ass.

    • @pyrrehraus6571
      @pyrrehraus6571 6 лет назад +10

      Maximus
      I thought it was Scratch-My-Balls technology? Wow, nice bonus, two in one scratching.

    • @SamSquids
      @SamSquids 6 лет назад +3

      "Nice ASS."

  • @TheJackMouse
    @TheJackMouse 8 лет назад +14

    I love how at this point I've watched so many of your YTPs that I can understand the sentence mixing perfectly when before I couldn't understand at all. Its like learning a new more cancerous language.

  • @kaitbelll
    @kaitbelll 8 лет назад +73

    To quote the great Sheldon Plankton:
    "Yes."
    "YES."
    "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES."

  • @radicalfaith360
    @radicalfaith360 8 лет назад +89

    Hey cs, nice car!

    • @Kairi091
      @Kairi091 8 лет назад +2

      RF360!!! You've been gone too long too!!! I know of some fine YTPs that need re-enacting including one of mine (called "DatEatPussy meets Darren Fells")

  • @DudeWithThePoop
    @DudeWithThePoop 8 лет назад +46

    I wish removing paint scratches was that Azizizizizizizi

  • @Anteenee
    @Anteenee 8 лет назад +528

    YTP isn't dead! it was only hiding from the MLG..

    • @zyfigamer
      @zyfigamer 8 лет назад +60

      You can't kill the poops, the poops will live on. MLG tried to kill the poops, but they failed as they were smited to the ground!

    • @refundedlungs
      @refundedlungs 8 лет назад +3

      +zymethpwn the metal refrence :)))) I like it

    • @kenetickups6146
      @kenetickups6146 8 лет назад +3

      wait
      do people still make montage parodys?

    • @wenuseefreshmeme1063
      @wenuseefreshmeme1063 8 лет назад +4

      +Kenetic Kups no

    • @leonjermy2808
      @leonjermy2808 8 лет назад +7

      montage parodies where better than ytp at one point when they where fresh they used to be hilarious now they got Boring.

  • @ForrestBobHD
    @ForrestBobHD 5 лет назад +33

    Whenever I realized my store sold this, I honestly nearly busted a gut/nut in the automotive isle

  • @sania3518
    @sania3518 4 года назад +15

    Despite being only 1 minute, I laughed at everything.
    Your YTPs never ceases to amaze me.

  • @PremierMilenkov
    @PremierMilenkov 8 лет назад +91

    I need scratch my balls technology in my life :/ Tired of having to scratch me own balls.

  • @DaThings
    @DaThings 8 лет назад +600

    :)

  • @pinkvitz7208
    @pinkvitz7208 Год назад +6

    every time I venture back to this I'm always put into a fit of laughter. This video is a masterpiece.

  • @JetJenkins
    @JetJenkins 8 лет назад +85

    When this showed up in my sub box, it took me about ten seconds to remember who cs188 is.

  • @nopegrigsby1140
    @nopegrigsby1140 5 лет назад +23

    I wish we had this kind of advanced scratch my balls technology irl

  • @Silvermooncat123
    @Silvermooncat123 Год назад +17

    I know this was posted years ago, but I want you to know the guy in the video is a family friend of mine. And yes he has seen it, and he loves it so much

  • @CheeseburgerFreedomMan
    @CheeseburgerFreedomMan 8 лет назад +124

    Waited 7 months for a one minute ytp...

  • @Yshaikush
    @Yshaikush 8 лет назад +12

    1 minute video. hundred minutes of joy

  • @elliot_rat
    @elliot_rat Год назад +4

    the way he says 'nice car' is so appealing i'm glad it's made its way into being a running gag in the CSverse

  • @imveryangryitsnotbutter
    @imveryangryitsnotbutter 8 лет назад +7

    You were supposed to come back from the dead after three days.

  • @ChadeGB
    @ChadeGB 8 лет назад +49

    Moar. We want MOAR!

  • @SDC_BIGTIME
    @SDC_BIGTIME 8 лет назад +43

    My left arm went numb when I saw you in my sub box

  • @ThePlamzJoker
    @ThePlamzJoker 8 лет назад +6

    It's nice to see you're still going, despite the hiatus. Stay subscribed to the YTP king, people! ;)

  • @Bob-no9xp
    @Bob-no9xp 8 лет назад +18

    The legend rises from the dead.

  • @jumbomarkercreations
    @jumbomarkercreations 8 лет назад +2

    This ad is a throwback for me! I must say you did one hell of a good job on it! Pure genius!

  • @NateWild
    @NateWild 8 лет назад +21

    Look, it's a rare cs188 sighting!

  • @cunsistency2101
    @cunsistency2101 6 лет назад +4

    I literally cried from laughter. Thank you so much for this!

  • @1waffleiron
    @1waffleiron 8 лет назад +6

    cs188 returns from the grave to tell you your car sucks. Thanks mate

  • @clottedcreamcumcake
    @clottedcreamcumcake 8 лет назад +150

    See you in 10 months.

    • @cs188
      @cs188  8 лет назад +50

      Great username.

    • @GalacticTrooper-vy9fc
      @GalacticTrooper-vy9fc 8 лет назад +2

      +cs188 hey bud keep up the good work,make more youtube poop videos,make ones of hillary clinton trolling and hating on herself that would be funny as hell or you can also depict her getting pissed and getting shitted on by animals but it would have to be a super if you were to make 3 optional with 1 and 2,your videos poops are awesome lmao.

    • @GalacticTrooper-vy9fc
      @GalacticTrooper-vy9fc 8 лет назад +1

      +cs188 funny how you made this scratch remover user troll and talk weird lmao good work.

    • @GalacticTrooper-vy9fc
      @GalacticTrooper-vy9fc 8 лет назад +1

      a dog the fuck is wrong with your shitty crazy world you came from hill troll?

    • @GalacticTrooper-vy9fc
      @GalacticTrooper-vy9fc 8 лет назад +1

      cs188 super secret*

  • @OdenqueenVulpes
    @OdenqueenVulpes 8 лет назад +8

    "Scratch Doctor also scratches your ASS......NIIIIICE!"

  • @FGHM6352
    @FGHM6352 8 лет назад +11

    Welcome back cs188 we've missed you

  • @blacktarmemes543
    @blacktarmemes543 8 лет назад +23

    Now we wait another year

  • @itsgoob9597
    @itsgoob9597 8 лет назад +17

    Holy shit you're back

  • @zachwilson768
    @zachwilson768 2 года назад +4

    Ah man! What a classic, I remember Kortez had some really groundbreaking edits.

  • @accordinglyryan
    @accordinglyryan 8 лет назад +7

    Oh my god CS188 IS STILL FUCKING HERE GUYS

  • @emeraldkun9166
    @emeraldkun9166 8 лет назад +161

    took a year...I think it was worth it?

    • @sladikk
      @sladikk 8 лет назад

      +amanoncrack Great.

    • @marbl3marbl3
      @marbl3marbl3 8 лет назад +5

      He did make the uptown funk poop 4 months ago. Until it got took down.

    • @ytvidarchiveteam7727
      @ytvidarchiveteam7727 8 лет назад +6

      +Marblekid15 archive.org/details/YTPBrunosUptownRectalCleansingSingAlongPSA

    • @marbl3marbl3
      @marbl3marbl3 8 лет назад +1

      YTVID Archiveteam Holyshit thank you for this.

    • @HoChiMints2007
      @HoChiMints2007 8 лет назад

      +That Coffee Guy Aziz ziz ziz ziz zee zee ziz

  • @Ryotaiku
    @Ryotaiku 8 лет назад +20

    I've watched this video four times now. What am I doing with my life?

    • @thomasl1061
      @thomasl1061 8 лет назад +6

      this is probably my 12th or 13th time.

    • @drakethedragon457
      @drakethedragon457 5 лет назад

      I've come back to this video over 34 times now (I think) it never gets old!

  • @eldenringkisser
    @eldenringkisser 8 лет назад +4

    Took Long enough thank you Cs188 for this hella funny ytp keep it up

  • @bowiesglitter
    @bowiesglitter 5 лет назад +16

    Removes:
    -Taint Scrapes
    -Stuffs
    -Grapes
    -EaR rApEs

  • @loganvallas6262
    @loganvallas6262 8 лет назад +12

    "Scratch Doctor also scratches your ass." Phew. I'm glad he reassured that.

  • @Hurricoaster
    @Hurricoaster 8 лет назад +56

    That face at 0:38

  • @ThirdyMeowy
    @ThirdyMeowy Год назад +3

    HOW ARE YOU SO GOOD AT MAKING HIM SAY THINGS. honestly there's only certain YTP styles that make me laugh. The "Hollywood Hills/Lamborghini" and Alfred + Penny's YTP Improv are my two favorites. Does anyone know really funny YTP videos that don't rely on too many memes?

  • @MrMrMojo
    @MrMrMojo 8 лет назад +12

    OUR KING HAS RETURNED!

  • @chickenwing-ob3jr
    @chickenwing-ob3jr 8 лет назад +17

    MY DAD GOT SCRATCH DOCTOR FML

  • @ctf117
    @ctf117 8 лет назад +2

    I forgot I was still subbed to you LOL and this video just made my day.

  • @aporue5893
    @aporue5893 2 года назад +6

    ''ThAt's NoT NicE.''

  • @magua00
    @magua00 6 лет назад +6

    0:54 When someone bumps into your car in the parking lot

  • @Coronarena
    @Coronarena 7 лет назад +6

    Advanced scratch my balls technology? SIGN ME UP

  • @spaicersoda7165
    @spaicersoda7165 8 лет назад +6

    OMG, you came back!!! I love you man XD

  • @ASkinnyWhiteGuy
    @ASkinnyWhiteGuy 8 лет назад +41

    I bet in November, cs188 is going to release a 30-minute long YTP comprised entirely of Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, and Bernie Sanders footage.

    • @FlameLFH
      @FlameLFH 8 лет назад +5

      +ASkinnyWhiteGuy That would be the best thing ever

  • @TheDeathbug
    @TheDeathbug 8 лет назад +6

    "I'm basically on hiatus these ̶d̶a̶y̶s̶ ̶(years)"

  • @GlitchyShadow13
    @GlitchyShadow13 8 лет назад +14

    worth the weight

  • @jay_ender
    @jay_ender 8 лет назад +8

    I've never clicked on a notification faster in my entire life. CS never dies

  • @sniperslim
    @sniperslim Год назад +4

    0:55 his closing statement has been stuck in my head for years 😂

    • @LockstepSeries
      @LockstepSeries 9 месяцев назад

      I randomly get the last part of this video stuck in my head then I have to go find it. I die everytime I see it

  • @synthdriver8817
    @synthdriver8817 8 лет назад +2

    That was some of the nicest voice mixing I've seen so far. Nice!

    • @Infelious
      @Infelious 8 лет назад

      +Caleb Tynes You should see the people in the Rosen circles, they've pretty much perfected it.

    • @synthdriver8817
      @synthdriver8817 8 лет назад

      I can't find the channel. Do you have a link?

  • @cookiegraywolfandcoyote31
    @cookiegraywolfandcoyote31 2 года назад +3

    That's why the bacon hair was saying "nice car"

  • @sethsteener
    @sethsteener 2 года назад +3

    This video actually has me wanting to buy this product…

  • @Novistadors
    @Novistadors 8 лет назад +6

    "Shit. Thats my car. Thats not nice. Fuck you"
    lol xD laughed too hard at the end

  • @randerss
    @randerss 8 лет назад +13

    HES BACK YESSSSS

  • @TheTrippyHippo
    @TheTrippyHippo 8 лет назад +1

    huh and i thought ytp was pretty much dead. this was hilarious. keep up the good work man

  • @SportsFan2001
    @SportsFan2001 3 года назад +7

    0:13 I looked at that and just assumed it was Mutahar

  • @Itsjimmay
    @Itsjimmay 8 лет назад +23

    Scratch doctor also scratches your ass.

  • @KKoakOOakoAA
    @KKoakOOakoAA 8 лет назад +18

    I have never clicked on a notification so fast. Seriously.

  • @jacksonmoore8103
    @jacksonmoore8103 8 лет назад +1

    Glad you're back!
    Your YTPs are amazing as always :)

  • @zacaea1583
    @zacaea1583 8 лет назад +9

    I THOUGHT I WAS NEVER GONNA SEE ANOTHER VIDEO FROM YOU

  • @Newportal1
    @Newportal1 8 лет назад +1

    Though the Era of YTP has long since passed, the skills you show in them prove you are a master of video editing. Plus they are all funny. Don't ever change cs188.

  • @Mekasoundwave
    @Mekasoundwave 8 лет назад +21

    If I had to wait for another CS188 poop all over again, I'd wait for it all over again.

  • @foranzo1582
    @foranzo1582 8 лет назад

    Omg I remember watching your videos 4 years ago. Good to see you're still here~ ^3^

  • @fruitysnax9219
    @fruitysnax9219 8 лет назад +12

    cs188 is back!!!

  • @Morrakiu
    @Morrakiu 8 лет назад +17

    Oh how I have missed you

    • @Caiuxa190
      @Caiuxa190 8 лет назад

      Shit, it's Morrakiu. Love your songs man.

    • @awk4722
      @awk4722 6 лет назад +1

      Morrakiu? Damn this is the last place I would think to see you

  • @KatoJac
    @KatoJac 6 лет назад

    I've watched this about 100 times and not once has it failed to make me laugh. Man your sentence mixing skills are amazing lol

  • @lev7509
    @lev7509 3 года назад +7

    0:47 did he just say... P A I N I S ?

  • @rufusfrancis6941
    @rufusfrancis6941 8 лет назад +1

    Haha this is great! My friends and I dropped what we were doing and started watching as soon as we knew your posted this

  • @YYFFZZ
    @YYFFZZ 8 лет назад +5

    welcome back mr cs188

  • @tyemcdonald9199
    @tyemcdonald9199 8 лет назад

    I have literally watched this a thousand times since yesterday, so great.

  • @idonthaveaname2781
    @idonthaveaname2781 3 года назад +18

    0:51 "WOULDN'T SUCK IF UR CAR WAS THIS F##KING UGLY"
    "SH*T THATS MY CAR THATS NOT NICE"

  • @UnknownYTName
    @UnknownYTName 4 года назад +2

    Watching the autocaptions get like 90% of the words right is proof of how good the sentence mixing is.

  • @danielweddell7319
    @danielweddell7319 8 лет назад +2

    You're back! I was worried you might have keeled over and died.

  • @Querty1995
    @Querty1995 8 лет назад

    The Prodigal RUclips Pooper has returned home! Thank you kindly for this great work!

  • @josephanthonybonasera1560
    @josephanthonybonasera1560 3 года назад +3

    Keep your CoC looking GREAT

  • @puppetseducer
    @puppetseducer 7 лет назад

    Taint scrapes sounds so painful...yeesh.
    Still, couldn't stop laughing. Well done.

  • @MisterN1
    @MisterN1 5 лет назад +5

    The world: Hey everything is going to crap and the world is going to end
    Me: (Plays this video)

  • @edgelordfox5262
    @edgelordfox5262 2 месяца назад +1

    "The perfect YTP source doesn't exist"

  • @TheChaosDragoness
    @TheChaosDragoness 8 лет назад +8

    My prayers for a cs188 poop have been answered, but my car is still fucking ugly.

  • @sauce3749
    @sauce3749 6 лет назад +1

    I just have to say, as an avid ytper since middle school, that I don’t think I’ll ever find a video of any kind that I find as funny as this one, it wrecks me every single fucking time 😂👏🏻