"The U.S. is uniquely Irish. German congress officially recognized it as Kentucky, a Scottish nation, in lateenth-centruy French congress." I will never get over this.
"British pork is made of pork nestled inside of cured pork pastry, made with pork on the outside and pork on the inside." But where is the m a m m o t h
0:21 "The US is uniquely Irish. German congress officially recognized it as Kentucky, a Scottish nation, in lateteenth century French Congress." M R . W O R L D W I D E
i would literally just buy enough casks to cover one wall of my room and invite anyone on the sidewalk to come in and lock them in there, except it would probably be like a walk in closet or something, cus u dont want ppl goin thru ur stuff, then i would yell in "say you like it or ur not comin out until u do" , the only way to promote our product at the very first stage (kinda) "effectively".
"Just poor on the toaster." Starts sprinkling blood, sweat and tears on the toaster, bc you can't afford rice bc you already sold your soul for soup 😢 - and Charlie Sheen ate all the rice anyway! 😭
@@SparkpadArt does this count as inception? Cuz an abridged serie sis kidna liek a ytp in a more clean parodying way and reusing that would make a poop-poop so to speak xD
"All TOASTers TOast toast" That was a small thing but rearranging the "toast"s so the emphasis was off got a good laugh out of me. Stuff like that man, that's why she's the legend.
I think that one of the keys to the success of these videos is that DaThings uses multiple narrators across multiple regions (US has different narrators compared to Canada and other English regions). Additionally, it's great that he develops distinct personalities for each of the narrators. Deep-voice guy is a manipulative and violent Capitalist overlord. Regular-ass woman tends to just spout random shit or spork-tier homebrewed memes. And so on. It works really well.
I was also impressed by how they managed to almost perfectly recreate a part from Wow! It's Made! 1 with a different narrator, at 2:51. ("Chemicals, sos")
" - It's the molasses that gives the blender operator a brownish colour. - What?! That's pure racism!" That's my favourite. It made me laugh so much. XD
@Willem DaFuckedUp Could we please act a little civilized? It's just a harmless joke that doesn't even target anyone, there's no need to insult someone so you feel better about your micropenis
@@trickshot646 To be honest, neither am I. But I do like a good pork pie. I try and get ones from a local butcher, so much nicer than the supermarket ones.
"No self-respecting Brit ever eats pork pie" HA! Joke's on you, narrator! I lost all my anglo-saxon self-respect the moment I started to really know the Pope and became really dope!
I'm an expert on the organulateenth century when they were just recognizing signs of eels in the jam, the jam, pump it, the jam, what is it, the jam, pump it up till it kills all the workers.
7:59 shoutout to the meta joke one whose image is just the entire frame of the video. also bonus points to dathings for the fact that it shows the magnifying glass enter the shot
Fleelfmeister471 Hey! M m m muh muh most commercially made paper is made from paper aaaAAAAAAaaaa! Paper is made from wood, trees, and paper. Chemicals sos sooossss, materials sos sooossss. Paper made by hand is crap.
"The U.S. is uniquely Irish. German congress officially recognized it as Kentucky, a Scottish nation, in lateenth-centruy French congress."
I will never get over this.
yee
This kind of shit is why I struggle so bad in history classes
definitely ancestry.com
This guys got fifteen jokes a minute
I lost my shit. 😂
"In fact, it is a fact."
can't argue with that logic
One swatter
You dont say
It's clear, it's beer.
That logic fits well with its own logic
mauigio what is a Sawyer
"Soup. Soup, just eat the contents" has become a thing I say and it's a real problem
Don't have the soup? Simple. No soup required. Just pour on the soup.
@@supersonictumbleweed
9:23 “Soup” x16. “SooS” x16.
Me too
It's such a out-of-the-blue statement. I refuse to believe it's not a quote from somewhere. It's absolutely taken over my mind whenever soup comes up.
*SAME. I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE.* 😬😬😬😬😬😰😰😰😰😰
It wouldn't be an episode of Wow! It's made without the workers being brutally murdered and put into the product.
and getting to know the Pope
@@elgavgav One must really know the pope after watching all of those xD
And they are used to feed animals too
Tres Forrester yeeeeeeeee
But not completely
"Beef jerky is no longer a food, it's now a fruit snack."
Woah.
the more you know xD
And it's thought that beef jerky, may be meat.
for more savory flavor flavors, they use mosquitoes
and the smoke from the wood killed off all the workers in the Best Buy :'(
Nah, they're fine.
We’re going to show people how to make zippers!
*The Making of B o u r b o n*
It’s funny ‘cos Fred Rogers was a life long teetotaller 😂
Anthony Hobson yeah
Anthony Hobson and thats not fucking true. Fred rogers was an edu man
Anthony Hobson fred died a decade ago. Peacefully led down by these causes of deaths. LET THIS MAN REST.
Burbub
"A technician scrutinizes; if he finds just one sauce joke, the whole YTP will be rejected."
amazing
7:59
Tfw sauce jokes are your favorite randomly recurring meme in almost all ytp`s 😔
Your sense of humor is unique and irreplaceable. No one does puns and sentence mixing gags quite like DaThings
YoY senesenesenes
Your sense of humor is unable and replacique. No pun does ones puns done no one and now you know the pope.
No one puns like Gaston
Agreed.
Hurricoaster Why are you not verified yet
Hurricoaster Much less curse words too
"Today, you don't have to sacrifice anything for soup. Well, maybe your soul."
WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW?
We do not deserve the joy that is Diana Cavendish SOUP!
Respect to that profile pic. Keep fighting the good fight!
Genesis 25:30-31 And Esau said to Jacob, Feed me, I pray thee, with that same soup; for I am faint. And Jacob said, Sell me this day thy tin opener.
Perhaps just* yes ik it means the same but still
In the lateteenth century, people would mix equals parts organulated sugar and thiquid together in a caplicator. They called it Beereal.
Don't forget the flavory flavors.
Chuck Steak,I love that reference!
It tastes very flavory- just like flavor does.
I wouldn't mind waking up to a bowl of Beerios tbh
@@thebowlfosho4974 the savoury however use mosquitoes
8:00 "If he finds just one sauce joke, the entire YTP will be rejected."
9:28 (proceeds to make 16 sauce jokes in a row)
*Souuos jokes
There's a difference.
That's comedic brilliance at work.
JesseRoxII Y-you counted the SoSes?
*SiiS jokes
This had 420 likes when I made this comment
I want a full version of "The Crunchlets - Pump the Jam"
saaaaaaaaame
That had me moving
SAME
It's not possible, unfortunately. It's a part of the pastry formula.
What song is that? I can't figure it out and it's driving me crazy.
The words "Thiquid" and "caplicators" need to become part of the English language
And don't forget Beereal.
But they are.
And beef jerky is now fruit snacks
portmanteau
@Rainy Island And lateenth century.
Birb:
The US is uniquely Irish-German Congress officially recognized it as Kentucky, a Scottish nation, in late-eenth century French Congress.
My brain is in a microwave. XD
it do be like that.
The "gastor" at 1:27 is such a suttle creepy sound with that red eyed character.. It's brilliant
"I DIDN'T KNOW THAT"
@@mauigio it's an Undertale reference of a character called Gaster-
If you know him it's even funnier because of the 'WD'! Kids in the corner
"Lateteenth Century" is an underrated line
It's Homestar Runnerish and I love it.
The US is uniquely Irish. German Congress officially recognised it as Kentucky. A Scottish nation in lateteenth century French Congress.
Mac I thought it was a hair
Bridget O'Neill Lateenth*
Rodney Hanes Well, one of us is gonna have to change
Well mates, I'm Russo-Hiberno-Aussie.
when you're trying to sound like you're good with geography/history.
"British pork is made of pork nestled inside of cured pork pastry, made with pork on the outside and pork on the inside."
But where is the m a m m o t h
What did you think the pork was made of?
The main ingredient doesn’t remain the same for the pork...
In Holland.. the windmills!
It got beat to a pulp like the workers
@@copernicusepochPork is made from pork, made from pork, trees, and paper
0:21 "The US is uniquely Irish. German congress officially recognized it as Kentucky, a Scottish nation, in lateteenth century French Congress."
M R . W O R L D W I D E
the test
But that’s just the U.S. and Western Europe!
@@BinglesP Pareto distribution ma fren
"It's clear, it's beer"
That could legit be a beer catchphrase.
Let's all make a beer, call it SuS Beer, and give it that phrase.
With no no
No No
*NO NO*
At this stage, they call it *BEER*
If the operator finds one SuS joke, the whole Y T P will be rejected.
"After thousands of years of growth, the rice completely sucks.
Yucky!
They'll be used to make beer or cereal... or beereal."
i would literally just buy enough casks to cover one wall of my room and invite anyone on the sidewalk to come in and lock them in there, except it would probably be like a walk in closet or something, cus u dont want ppl goin thru ur stuff, then i would yell in "say you like it or ur not comin out until u do" , the only way to promote our product at the very first stage (kinda) "effectively".
Where do i sign up?
"Heated to 150 degrees Celsius."
"Well that's about 100 degrees-"
"NO! That would be a sign of eels in the pastry pockets."
“The bourbon whiskey is made by magic”
Yeah, okay, i can believe that.
4:43 "The smoke from the wood killed off all the workers in the Best Buy" 100% my favourite part
The workers seem to be getting a poor deal in the factories in this series...
Nah, they're fine.
Just another normal day in WIM dystopia
When I become president, I'll make sure all factory incidents will move from real factories to WIM. It's a win-win for everyone.
Thicc liquid: ✗
Thicquid: ✓
A meme is born.
don't forget the caplicator
Rad Penguin Thick* liquid
Cap Applicators: ✖
Capplicators: ✔
THICCquid
"With bran removed, the rice seed is ready for Charlie Sheen."
This part just doesn't make sense but it makes me giggle. Especially the bran part.
"All toasters toast toast" ~ (Mama Luigi,) Mariooo!, 196X, somewhere on TV dk dc
No toaster required!
No crack, pork, or choir required!
*Just pour on the toaster.*
Crashix26
*OBJECTION!*
TOASTER.exe was not found!
Seems pretty clear 🤷
@@theorangeoof926 Ok, Phoendows NinetyF-right
"Just poor on the toaster."
Starts sprinkling blood, sweat and tears on the toaster, bc you can't afford rice bc you already sold your soul for soup 😢 - and Charlie Sheen ate all the rice anyway! 😭
"What do you MEAN you're soup?!"
"I mean I'm soup! I'M THE SOUP"
WHY ARE YOU THE SOUP?!
FUUF
@@SparkpadArt does this count as inception? Cuz an abridged serie sis kidna liek a ytp in a more clean parodying way and reusing that would make a poop-poop so to speak xD
"After the Bran is removed..."
I was drinking water and now it's ALL in my sinuses.
"All TOASTers TOast toast"
That was a small thing but rearranging the "toast"s so the emphasis was off got a good laugh out of me.
Stuff like that man, that's why she's the legend.
Well, SHE'S. the legend, rather. ;-)
TheMouseAvenger
Very true! Posted either before I was aware or before it was available info, but has been edited accordingly. Thanks for the heads up👍
@@IanZWhite00 Pretty rad that you went back an edited it :D
the fact that this comment is edited is blessed as fuck
Ian -- Are you saying/suggesting that DaThings is the channel of a _female_ YTPooper?
Ah yes, the "lateenth century", a fine era to invent whisky.
Why not the firsteenth century...
Wait.
THIRSTEENTH CENTURY, THE ERA OF BEVERAGES!
The fact that the old YTP SuS sounded a lot like sus has really suited it well for our modern, post among us meme climate
It's the molasses that gives the blender operator a brownish color.
Blender Operator: WHAT!?
*tHaT’s pUrE rAcIsM*
I spit muh coffee
I mean, I'm pink as a white person - whom I am - but with that much molasses on my hands... You can expect some on my mouth, yk whatama sayin?
This YTP is good, but it's missing something...
Let me think...
AH! YES!
A Mammoth!
Maurilio Bighetti Right? It's the main ingredient!
RIP Mammoth.
Don't worry. The workers are still in danger. A load of them died this time.
For WiiDs
A piece of moldy bacon. A sick touch.
Why did “thiquid” kill me
Edit: also beereal I’m gonna cry
bereal sounded so real lol
@@BananaPhoPhilly It is, just put beer on your cereal. I recommend black beer
Also caplicators and wrench toast
Lateenth century
@@sergiowinter5383 несквик с пивом
"If he finds just one sauce joke, the entire YTP will be rejected."
Harsh but true
It's ironic, as DaThings1 is FUELED by sauce jokes.
what the name of that song on 3:36
208 2dboy
tell me what the name of that song on 3:36
I never tire of a good sos.
Normal person: the process of applying caps to bottles.
An intellectual: Caplication.
1:30 the Empolyee rolls the barrel *InTo A mUlTiFuNcTiOnAl BaThRoOm*
Is that gas?
Pull out the hose i pull out the hose. Pull out the hose I pull out the hoe-hose.
pup plulp pluyulp
1:33*
"However these workers, as they're called, aren't wasted. They're used for animal feed."
Socal Nomad
Unfortunately the animals are used as cattle food and the cattle is wasted.
So much effort for nothing :(
@@RoboterHund87 don't worry, the cattle will sober up eventually.
*However these animals aren't wasted they're recovered for use in cattle feed! However these cattle are wasted...*
Wow a cycle of uselessness
It's the Circle of Life!
I think that one of the keys to the success of these videos is that DaThings uses multiple narrators across multiple regions (US has different narrators compared to Canada and other English regions).
Additionally, it's great that he develops distinct personalities for each of the narrators.
Deep-voice guy is a manipulative and violent Capitalist overlord.
Regular-ass woman tends to just spout random shit or spork-tier homebrewed memes.
And so on. It works really well.
I hope there would be WIM 4
I was also impressed by how they managed to almost perfectly recreate a part from Wow! It's Made! 1 with a different narrator, at 2:51. ("Chemicals, sos")
Chiaki
*she
" - It's the molasses that gives the blender operator a brownish colour.
- What?! That's pure racism!"
That's my favourite. It made me laugh so much. XD
That is not how you spell molasses
Sorry 'bout that. I'll correct it.
Why, of all the parts in this video, did "The Crunchlets" get me the most
same, I liked that part too. The little tune that it makes while saying crunchlets is cool
The music is the instrumental to Turn Me On by Nicki Minja and David Guetta
aMAX cut the rap
in fact, it is a fact. After a thousand years of growth, the rice sucks. Beereal.
They pump the bass up high
"Cereal"
"Or beer"
"Or beerial"
that avatar what the fuck...
Y4123 too much beereal
the avatar makes me think of "well-licked-ass man" instead of the current name
🅱️erial
Gunna buy me some beerial next time I go to Kroger
The potatoes being led into another identical large container of potatoes is what got me
"Why are we here? Just to suffer..." ~ The potatoes. And the workers.
Where can I buy a copy of “the alcoholic vaper rises up”
such an underrated joke haha
ｂｒｅａｔｈｉｎｇ░ｉｎ░ｔｈｅ░ａｌｃｏｈｏｌｉｃ░ｖａｐｏｒ
@Willem DaFuckedUp you didn't even do it the same way he did lmao
@Willem DaFuckedUp Could we please act a little civilized? It's just a harmless joke that doesn't even target anyone, there's no need to insult someone so you feel better about your micropenis
@@teamcyeborg Rip
If I start a soup company my slogan will be "Soup, soup, just eat the contents"
"After thousands of years of growth, the rice **completely sucks**"
*Yucky*
Task failed successfully. (Bc we got a DaThings joke out of it.)
Cap Applicator: ✘
Caplicator: ✔
Beereal
*It's clear, it's beer.*
Beer Cereal
Bereal
Thick Liquid: ✘
Thiquid: ✔
Late Eighteenth: ✘
Lateenth: ✔
"THE SPACING BETWEEN ROSEN SLICES"
I love you
"PLUMS!!"
Tom Lake Charles all the single ladies
7:08 as a Brit myself I can confirm this.
Kinda reminds me of the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy's description of pork pie.
How dare you sir.
@@Scrubworks pork pie sucks, the pastry's texture is too waxy, the pork itself is utter crap.
But luckily for me, I'm not a *self respecting* brit.
@@trickshot646 To be honest, neither am I. But I do like a good pork pie. I try and get ones from a local butcher, so much nicer than the supermarket ones.
"the world is a planet"
Never knew.
"I didn't know that!"
The World is a stand.
A really big one.
I mean I'm not really qualified to talk about that either.
In fact, it is a fact
Wrong, the world is a vampire. Damn kids these days.
Never stop with the Wow It's Made sequels
They're the best thing since sliced red bread
Ludic Cheetah don't you mean sliced workers
Ludic Cheetah
Red bread was made before bread?
Red bread redemption.
"Cut the rap... The End.... Nope"
I love you
...I never want jerky again
But it's a popular fruit snack!
There’s food !
Doesn't matter if you do or not... it's no longer a thing. :(
therzfoood
It's easy to get mental about French toast.
"More savoury and flavoury flavours" made me burst a lung laughing this is hilarious dude
Lmao ikr
Yeah lol
I shit myself laughing at "Pressure cooking simulates the effect of the old testament"
Especially the Barney xD
Also, I think we need a full version of “Jam (Pump the Bass)”.
Just play Nicki Minaj - Turn me on
What version?
There's "David Guetta feat. Nicki Minaj - Turn Me On (Instrumental)", which is basically the same thing.
I found the rap vocals. It's Childish Gambino - Heartbeat
Can you add 3:34 to create repeat button?
DOWNWARD SPIRALING
Damn, I was not ready for that
You are reversginiring your mind by ubraining.
"The rain
In Spain
Falls mainly
On the plain"
-Song from "My Fair Lady", 1956
2:22
"It's the molasses that gives the Blender Operator a brown-ish colour."
"WHAT??!"
3:19
"The Operator keeps an eye on the colour brown."
That's pure racism
Josh G-B did you mean *(color)*
It doesn't really matter...
Guys, colour is the non-American spelling...
They shouldn't be pink
They shouldn't be golden
They should be brown
Only brown
*BIRB.*
Prothonotary Warbler to be exact.
Birds, birds, birds, pigeons to be exact!
Bird
Birb
Borb
Orb
“Today you don’t have to sacrifice anything for a bowl of soup, well, perhaps just your soul.”
I'M SOUP!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE SOUP?!
I MEAN I'M SOUP! I'M THE SOUP!
WildKatGirl "WHY ARE YOU SOUP?!?!"
"FUCK YOU!!!!"
Hey, what is that a parody of? Or is it an original hah? (Wanted to write gag, but that fits too xD)
"MICHELLE, WHERE IS MY SUPERSOUP"
Great, you made a soup joke. Now we gotta throw the whole video out.
no, it was SooS
I like this Michelle of which you speak.
“What are you right now?!”
“Soup!”
“What do you mean you’re soup?!”
“I mean I’m soup! I’m the soup-!”
"And it's thought that beef jerky may be meat."
it is now a popular FROOT SNAK
mysterioso2006 if you're crazy then jerky may be an English mispronunciation of jerky
It may be said that it's been confirmed to not be confirmed.
Cereal or beer... or beereal.
What would Beereal even be?
Cereal with beer poured on into the bowl.
Yummy
Alyks the Sage beer flavored cereal that’s alcoholic
Homer Simpson's ideal breakfast
@ 0:14 I love how Mr Rogers backs you out of the picture like "Hey! Wait! I forgot to to tell you 'sus'! Now you can get back to the show."
Hilarious, but the funniest part is, "If he finds just one SOS joke, the YTP is rejected.".
That fedora killed me
"The spacing between Rosen slices"
That joke made itself
I don't know what made me laugh harder, the Rosen slices or them all saying "plums!" afterward.
I fucking died at that part
I love how the lines describing The Crunchlets and The Slicer are practically the same in structure, ignoring the song after the former.
after thousands of years of growth, the rice completely sucks.
*_YUCKY_*
Skirdus Charlie sheen approves rice
"after thousands of years of growth, the rice completely sucks"
Me: well no shit
Don't like now.
Oof
"No self-respecting Brit ever eats pork pie"
HA! Joke's on you, narrator! I lost all my anglo-saxon self-respect the moment I started to really know the Pope and became really dope!
Dope means cool.
You're really cool.
And now, you really now the poop.
Now I want a pork pie
H
what are you doing here
Olly has been a fan of DaThings for years; you can see his comments on her videos going back a few years at least. IMO, he has excellent taste.
Sounds like something no self-respecting Brit would say
@@SchlumberttheHumble Exactly.
I love the Pope running gag at the end.
Good news: It’s continued in the fourth one.
I cannot believe it took this long for "the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain" to make its way into a poop.
in many parts of the world ricIN is the main grain FfFfFfFfF
If you drank the rain, it would take only a few hours.
I've watched this tons of times since it came out, and I JUST now noticed Rap Rat in the vat on the right at 0:51.
The world is a planet.
Infact, it is a fact.
SuuS
This poop just annihilated the flat earthers.
🤯
I'm an expert on the organulateenth century when they were just recognizing signs of eels in the jam, the jam, pump it, the jam, what is it, the jam, pump it up till it kills all the workers.
The crunchlets are always so concerned about the bomb-ass beats.
I can never forgive the crunchlets for what they did to the skeletons.
he's alive!!!
The slicer?
This jam is hearty and thick so it doesn't run.
"The world is a planet"
"It will be used to make cereal or beer or beereal"
What i like about this ytp
The employee rolls the barrel into a *multifunctional bathroom*
PLULP PLULP PLUYULP
PUMPED INTO A GASTER
That's for Obelix to change into xD
Please never stop making these, you are a national treasure.
2:13 DOWNWARD SPIRALING DOWNWARD SPIRALING DOWNWARD SPIRALING
I want a copy of "The Alcoholic Vaper Rises Up"
I don't know why, but I found "Beereal" to be the funniest damn thing I've heard in ages. Laughed for a solid 5 minutes.
thewhatness 🅱real
thewhatness SOMEONE NEEDS TO MAKE BEERREAL A THING!
Same here, it seriously made me gut bust laugh
dude hahahaha i cracked up at that too and then came to the comments to see if i was the only one and now im here.
thewhatness It feels so good to know that I wasn't the only one who found that to be hilarious xD
The spacing between Rosen slices is perfectly positioned to align with the upcoming PLAMZ
Holy crap the removing Bran part was so good I'm dying 8:10
DrakonXLYR I
"Soup, soup, just eat the contents"
That line is all I can think of every time I eat soup now. You've changed me for the better.
"Sus."
- Mr. Rogers
0:13
This poop is great!
In fact, it is a fact.
The World is a planet.
The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain...
O no, wimdnills,
60 seconds in Africa 1 minute passes
The "I'm Soup" part killed me
IM AT THE SOUP STORE!
So fucking good :D
Did you deserve to?
l am forever calling these:
“the lateteenth century”
“thiquid”
“capplicators”
“the crunchlets”
“orgranulated sugar”
“
“Caplicator” and “Thiquid” need to be words. GET ON IT, WEBSTER!
Beereal
Thatguyfromdowntheroad that would probably be more of a brand.
M Webster < OXFORD
At least in urban dictionary
Don't forget Merriam
"And the smoke from the wood killed all the workers in the Best Buy"
Beautiful.
"Beef Jerky is no longer a food."
(40 seconds later)
"There's food!"
*WHICH IS IT?*
That pump the jam bit was the best thing ever
7:59 shoutout to the meta joke one whose image is just the entire frame of the video.
also bonus points to dathings for the fact that it shows the magnifying glass enter the shot
It wouldn't be a Wow It's Made YTP without a pope joke at the end!
CJCroen1393 it wouldn't be a Wow it's made! YTP without a mammoth
Don't forget the many instances of employees getting severely injured by machines! :D
CJCroen1393 you really know the poop.
You know what they say...
ProtoMario Oh hey.
ProtoMario AWWL TOWSTAS TOWST TOWST!
THE MORE THE MERRIER
SoUp
...yaay
6:25 When your English teacher says your essay needs to be 500 words minimum
Possibly the best ytp I've ever witnessed.
Augustus?
2:50 nice Wow! It's Made! 1 reference
Fleelfmeister471
he also made a Wow! It's made 2 reference
inb4 "23 Clear Movies" joke
Rude!
The fact of the matter is that you are a wow it's made 2 reference
Fleelfmeister471 Hey! M m m muh muh most commercially made paper is made from paper aaaAAAAAAaaaa! Paper is made from wood, trees, and paper. Chemicals sos sooossss, materials sos sooossss. Paper made by hand is crap.