[YTP] Too Much Fiddling With The Coffee

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  • Опубликовано: 3 дек 2024

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  • @MattKC
    @MattKC 3 года назад +4022

    The moment I heard the word "jar" I was waiting for that sweet, sweet JoJ. I was not disappointed.

  • @MusicDecomposer
    @MusicDecomposer 3 года назад +4447

    “I don’t like the brand of coffee I bought. Time to verbally abuse my wife.”

    • @chronic_daydreamer
      @chronic_daydreamer 3 года назад +492

      I was thinking the same. Horrific how they used to treat women and they even portrayed it in ads.

    • @mastermarkus5307
      @mastermarkus5307 3 года назад +468

      I think that the wife might have bought it at the time, but still, it's literally like the man is a child that's bullying her and it feels insane.
      I remember seeing one of these ads a while ago for some reason and if I remember correctly, the premise is totally "Hey ladies! Tired of your husband nearly beating you for your shitty coffee? Well worry no more! Buy Folgers!"

    • @The_Kiosk
      @The_Kiosk 3 года назад +43

      That last one, you could tell he liked to give her a hard kiss from time to time.

    • @MilesTraveler
      @MilesTraveler 3 года назад +150

      @@chronic_daydreamer They are exaggerated just like how all new ads make the man look like a dumbass and the woman is super clever. It's a joke.

    • @denyrachmatramdhany6138
      @denyrachmatramdhany6138 3 года назад +30

      Daft Punk Intensifies.

  • @wilberforce95
    @wilberforce95 3 года назад +1031

    "If I could only relax, I could relax!"
    -Me with anxiety

    • @jimjolley
      @jimjolley 3 года назад +109

      "So, relax!"
      -My friend not helping

    • @sprtsfanatic1
      @sprtsfanatic1 3 года назад +20

      Mr. Meseeks: “Well, Jerry, ya just gotta relax.”
      Jerry: “Have you ever tried to relax?!? It’s a paradox!”

    • @cckiller0053
      @cckiller0053 3 года назад +2

      I could relate too.

    • @Jetfox967
      @Jetfox967 3 года назад +4

      I can relate to that.

    • @alanrickmanfan27agirlnotab71
      @alanrickmanfan27agirlnotab71 3 года назад +13

      @Bronami "Yes It's A New Type Of Pot"

  • @SkylerBueckert
    @SkylerBueckert 3 года назад +473

    "Just fucking taste it."
    Their slogan, probably

    • @lxmesoda
      @lxmesoda Год назад +11

      if i make a coffee brand i will make that my slogan

    • @victoriasalcido2099
      @victoriasalcido2099 7 месяцев назад +2

      If I had my own coffee company it would be: use 100% of the damn jar.

  • @DaThings
    @DaThings 3 года назад +2970

    i like my women like i like my coffee
    un-drinkable

    • @HIDLad001
      @HIDLad001 3 года назад +19

      First Like And Reply!

    • @C-Midori
      @C-Midori 3 года назад +65

      Oh look it’s the other royal

    • @rinirinachan7202
      @rinirinachan7202 3 года назад +32

      Your Coffee is UNDRINKABLE... Nothing Really Happened...

    • @sprtsfanatic1
      @sprtsfanatic1 3 года назад +38

      Have you tried using LSD while getting roasted by CS188?

    • @Engardian
      @Engardian 3 года назад +70

      that’s pretty harsh…

  • @guimot0123
    @guimot0123 3 года назад +1318

    - "Harold, don't just shake your head...."
    - "It TASTES like SHIT"
    - *proceeds to have a denial breakdown*

  • @TheChewanater
    @TheChewanater 3 года назад +1799

    Wow, I never knew that all 1950s relationships were just barely held together by coffee brands

    • @MilesTraveler
      @MilesTraveler 2 года назад +77

      Nowadays people break up over an awkward selfie or a disagreement about a tweet. So..

    • @Wryyyong
      @Wryyyong 2 года назад +91

      @@MilesTraveler [citation needed]

    • @MilesTraveler
      @MilesTraveler 2 года назад +19

      @@Wryyyong nobody can link citations on YT. Grow a brain and google the divorce rate in current year. Or is a search engine beyond you?

    • @Wryyyong
      @Wryyyong 2 года назад +80

      @@MilesTraveler Nah man, you're the one who made the claim. The burden of proof falls unto you.

    • @UTO7
      @UTO7 2 года назад +42

      @@MilesTraveler OP was obviously joking. Lighten up dude.

  • @ironici
    @ironici 3 года назад +858

    The mixing is so smooth.
    "3 special methods of making methamphetamine"
    "Use 100% of the damn jar"

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 3 года назад +25

      And if you're NOT 100% unsatisfied, use the JoJ!(don't use that, please).

    • @guavamax420
      @guavamax420 3 года назад +6

      @@shawnfields2369 just get out

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 3 года назад +13

      @@guavamax420 Your money's nonrefundable! So you admit it then, your coffee really is coffee! Your coffee's... UnDriNkAbLe!

    • @guavamax420
      @guavamax420 3 года назад +7

      @@shawnfields2369 Try Folgers☠️. Mountain grown for richer (Trollge face) Flavor.

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 3 года назад +4

      @@guavamax420 Your coffee really is... murder!(echo continuing). Your coffee really is... uNdRiNkAbLe. Because I can't drink coffee. I have type 2 diabetes. It's too bitter for me. That's why I always pick the Sweet difficulty in No More Heroes games. Because Bitter is too hard for me to start on. But it won't stop me from trying anyways... your money is nonrefundable!

  • @jorgenofalltrades
    @jorgenofalltrades 3 года назад +282

    "Honey, your coffee's _U N D R I N K A B L E_ !"
    "That's pretty HaRsH 👁 👄 👁!"

    • @MsYukizomesorangejuice
      @MsYukizomesorangejuice 6 месяцев назад

      Well sos *clang* you know the *lots of clangs* you know the girls make better coffee in their underwear!

  • @_Beepzoo
    @_Beepzoo 3 года назад +229

    Laughed so hard when the woman was told her "coffee really is murder" and she was sent to jail

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 3 года назад +37

      And so ends the story of how one woman's coffee really was... to die for. "Your Coffee Really IS Murder!"(echoing continues)

    • @Xpwnxage
      @Xpwnxage Год назад +8

      My coffee! It's coffee!

  • @bumblegoot1139
    @bumblegoot1139 3 года назад +936

    The fact that any and all footage from the modern era has been filtered to be black and white brings me immeasurable pleasure

    • @serigraph73
      @serigraph73 3 года назад +58

      and a hard CoC

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 3 года назад +42

      @@serigraph73 The coffee that's Harder... Better... Faster... Stronger!

    • @TDGCmote
      @TDGCmote 3 года назад +6

      Even Daft Punk could not escape!

    • @ergastolo4281
      @ergastolo4281 3 года назад +5

      It's more immersive this way

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 3 года назад +6

      @@TDGCmote Oh, poor Daft Punk... they will be missed. Their music was amazing, and was only getting better. Like the songs "Get Lucky", and the ones they did with The Weeknd. Which is some of their best work, and while they could not escape, they will most certainly never be forgotten, so, let us all remember their awesomely catchy songs, not just the ones I mentioned, but basically all of them.

  • @paoloquate4462
    @paoloquate4462 3 года назад +2147

    Just fucking taste it. You can’t taste it.
    We missed you cs! GOAT

    • @kurade1096
      @kurade1096 3 года назад +16

      he's a goat?

    • @Wryyyong
      @Wryyyong 3 года назад +18

      @@kurade1096 greatest-of-all-time

    • @kurade1096
      @kurade1096 3 года назад +16

      @@Wryyyong oh, so that's what people mean when they say goat in caps

    • @rinirinachan7202
      @rinirinachan7202 3 года назад +5

      He is truly The GOAT of YTP. Don't blame it.

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 3 года назад +5

      @@rinirinachan7202 True. He's both a goat and the greatest of all time when it comes to ytps. Being inspired by ytp legends before him, now, CS188 IS a ytp legend, in the ytp hall of fame, which... doesn't exist yet. Someone get on that.

  • @JontyMaster
    @JontyMaster 3 года назад +699

    "The coffee that's Harder...Better...Faster...Stronger."
    Man. I miss Daft Punk.

    • @rinirinachan7202
      @rinirinachan7202 3 года назад +10

      Me too. One of the best EDM artist ever.

    • @OuroborosChoked
      @OuroborosChoked 3 года назад +10

      Watching this video now before it gets claimed for having those words in that order in it.

    • @noisepuppet
      @noisepuppet 3 года назад +8

      I miss Lee Majors

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 3 года назад

      @@OuroborosChoked Yes, Mr. Jones, get roasted by CS188. Yes, Mr. Jones, It's a nuke(tactical nuke incoming!)

    • @PeterTrinkilo
      @PeterTrinkilo 3 года назад +7

      Same here. It was a nice little surprise to see CS reference them! They are my favorite music artist period.

  • @TJKoch91
    @TJKoch91 3 года назад +139

    Hearing a "THE TASTE IS GONE" reference made my day.

    • @opshredderytp
      @opshredderytp 3 года назад +1

      Commercialism Up Your Chimney-hole

  • @BoneJuices
    @BoneJuices 3 года назад +42

    4:56
    Mr. Johnson: *YoUR cOffEE iS uNdRINkaBlE*
    Also Mr. Johnson: **big sip**

  • @ColonelFanzipantzen
    @ColonelFanzipantzen 3 года назад +1804

    Your word mixing is still so clean after all these years...

    • @heroinmom153
      @heroinmom153 3 года назад +104

      A new method of making methamphetamine

    • @mattmike7140
      @mattmike7140 3 года назад +63

      Perhaps BECAUSE of all these years.

    • @BrFAB
      @BrFAB 3 года назад +21

      Said like an old lover

    • @mattmike7140
      @mattmike7140 3 года назад +16

      @@BrFAB Of CS188? 𐊦 most certainly am.

    • @mattmike7140
      @mattmike7140 3 года назад +8

      @@BrFAB ruclips.net/p/PLyE05riNWYcAJpPBK-ysy5mhPGOV2zILh Been curating the cream of the crop for years.

  • @thenewpatticakes4214
    @thenewpatticakes4214 3 года назад +1678

    Husband: "I'm serierious your coffee is undrinkable!"
    Wife: "That's pretty harsh."
    Husband: *"s o s"*

    • @rinirinachan7202
      @rinirinachan7202 3 года назад +39

      Mr. Jones, Get ready to be roasted by cs188! LOL.

    • @pl4gued0ct0r
      @pl4gued0ct0r 3 года назад +32

      Best way to apologise: sos

    • @ChamomilleMilk
      @ChamomilleMilk 3 года назад +8

      @@rinirinachan7202 yes, Mr Jones it's a new kinda roast

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 3 года назад +8

      @@ChamomilleMilk Yes, Mr. Jones, It's a nuke! Yes, Mr. Jones, it's a new kind of process made by cooking Mr. Jones!

    • @ChamomilleMilk
      @ChamomilleMilk 3 года назад +5

      @@shawnfields2369 Yes, Mr. Nuke it's a new kind of Jones

  • @Pawzitiv
    @Pawzitiv 3 года назад +1449

    "If not 100% unsatisfied, use the JoJ".
    A wise idea indeed.

  • @Exquisite_Crap
    @Exquisite_Crap 3 года назад +82

    This ad got me so used to old style commercialism, I didn’t even realize 1:14 was edited. I wholly believed those workers were actually part of the original advertisement.
    Also love how nearly every YTPer I’ve watched jumps at the opportunity to have two people awkwardly stare at eachother for a few seconds.

  • @VampireSlayer94
    @VampireSlayer94 3 года назад +71

    "The house smells every time you take a shit".
    That line made me laugh more than it should have.

  • @Derekthepersonable
    @Derekthepersonable 3 года назад +785

    Can confirm my coffee is AT LEAST as good tasting as a broom.

    • @Sakhmeov
      @Sakhmeov 3 года назад +28

      That's hot.
      But remember; We're trying to monetize on RUclips.

    • @PoisonousPen
      @PoisonousPen 3 года назад +10

      My broom tastes great 👍

    • @tom901ful
      @tom901ful 3 года назад +5

      Exactly which part of the broom?

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 3 года назад +8

      @@tom901ful The brushy part.

    • @tom901ful
      @tom901ful 3 года назад +8

      @@shawnfields2369 Then you should stop throwing your coffee at the floor

  • @straxus86
    @straxus86 3 года назад +77

    "Then you admit it! Your coffee really is coffee!"
    You can't argue with that logic.

  • @brayden141
    @brayden141 3 года назад +219

    “In every jar you’ll find three special methods of making methamphetamine.”
    Good to know

    • @Hughes17
      @Hughes17 3 года назад +4

      😂😂😂

    • @cernunnos8917
      @cernunnos8917 3 года назад +19

      I'd pay good money to see breaking bad set in 1950s suburbia, tbh

    • @elladomisteriosodelaislawoodoo
      @elladomisteriosodelaislawoodoo 3 года назад +4

      Makes sense since cs188 likes putting throwbacks in his videos so that part references the "bad prince of breaking fresh wind"

    • @baconshotgun3184
      @baconshotgun3184 3 года назад +2

      Use half the jar

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 3 года назад +4

      @@baconshotgun3184 I always, ALWAYS use 100% of the damn jar... JoJ.

  • @tehpanda64
    @tehpanda64 3 года назад +111

    Ah yes, the 1950's, back in the good old days when the foundations didn't need repairs yet.

    • @dashcamandy2242
      @dashcamandy2242 3 года назад +14

      Drs. GUuH, BUuH, and DUuH were merely schoolchildren back then...

    • @KL53986
      @KL53986 2 года назад +1

      100% Unsatisfied

    • @JustAnotherNamelessGuy
      @JustAnotherNamelessGuy Год назад +1

      no need to do it all over again. :(

  • @jasonashley9853
    @jasonashley9853 3 года назад +200

    "Harold, is the coffee alright?"
    Harold: "NO!"
    "You've got to tell me what's wrong with the coffee"
    Harold: "NOO!"
    Easily one of the best parts. 😂 Plus the end about getting roasted by CS188

  • @77Night77Shade77
    @77Night77Shade77 3 года назад +475

    *sees notification of new cs188 video*
    Brain: "Just fucking taste it."

  • @PrincessColumbidae
    @PrincessColumbidae 3 года назад +1609

    Damn, these guys are really hostile about coffee they didn't bother to brew themselves.

    • @SentientPotatoXIII
      @SentientPotatoXIII 3 года назад +104

      Well.. It is from the 50s.

    • @soasdoesstuff6342
      @soasdoesstuff6342 3 года назад +86

      @Matt Mele man i wonder why a common slang term for a tank top in the us is " wifebeater "

    • @TheLakabanzaichrg
      @TheLakabanzaichrg 3 года назад +38

      They used a percolator, that was their problem

    • @ibrushmyteethbeforeieatass1329
      @ibrushmyteethbeforeieatass1329 3 года назад +18

      @@soasdoesstuff6342 we beat our wives to assert ourselves into the sigma octillionaire grindset hall of fame

    • @hometownboy6537
      @hometownboy6537 3 года назад +24

      @The Johhny#1 Yeah, I just kill mine. A lot more efficient.

  • @Shadowsamaman
    @Shadowsamaman 3 года назад +173

    There's something innately hilarious about pooping something old like from the 50s. Love seeing them especially yours!

    • @thecianinator
      @thecianinator 3 года назад +3

      Check out this British counter-propaganda film from WWII, it might be history's first YTP ruclips.net/video/IMs0qlMyNeg/видео.html

    • @Soufriere84
      @Soufriere84 3 года назад +10

      @@thecianinator Definitely a precursor, but Warner Bros did it a couple years earlier with "Daffy In Hollywood" where Daffy Duck drives a George Cukor pig to insanity and then recuts his film to be a YTP in all but name. Ultimately, the punch-line is the producer loves the pooped version more than the original.

    • @tncorgi92
      @tncorgi92 2 года назад +1

      A lot of ads back then were strange and hokey to begin with. Just begging for poopage.

  • @United_HVAC_and_Fans
    @United_HVAC_and_Fans 3 года назад +63

    "A flavor that sucks balls"
    "That clean yellow melo taste"

  • @Chazthesilencer
    @Chazthesilencer 3 года назад +21

    3:10 There's something about cyclops-Harold... terrifying yet hilarious.
    Love the subtitles. The all-caps and frowning face are a nice touch, it really delivers the message of how unsuitable the beverage in question is for consumption.

  • @evillecaston
    @evillecaston 3 года назад +585

    I'd like to imagine that CS says "joj" in real life, and no one knows what he is talking about.

    • @maomaomi5434
      @maomaomi5434 3 года назад +154

      Tbh I say joj irl whenever I see a person with an oddly symmetrical face

    • @acrophis
      @acrophis 3 года назад +55

      @@maomaomi5434 i haven't laughed this hard at a comment in some time

    • @orlandowordsmith6208
      @orlandowordsmith6208 3 года назад +36

      "no one knows what he's talking about" - that rear end looks just like a jet plane!

    • @aurorasky47
      @aurorasky47 3 года назад +30

      When I was 13 I would say "joj" to my mom, and it ended up being one of the memes I shared that she latched on to and started saying herself :O ("sos" also)

    • @SapphireHeartTippy
      @SapphireHeartTippy 3 года назад +11

      I say,"joj" and "sus/SooS" all the time 🤣😭

  • @Ozymandias2x
    @Ozymandias2x 3 года назад +226

    That "Just believe me, don't watch" intro gets me every time.

    • @jasonashley9853
      @jasonashley9853 3 года назад +18

      It's literally perfect and I hope he keeps it. Plus the visual disclaimer is excellent too.

    • @5roundsrapid263
      @5roundsrapid263 3 года назад +5

      Yeah, it never stops being funny!

    • @mysterypotatocat
      @mysterypotatocat 3 года назад

      I fcking love it!

  • @Mcmeg29
    @Mcmeg29 3 года назад +392

    I swear 50s coffee commercials are wild as hell 😂 getting so worked up over hot bean piss

    • @MilesTraveler
      @MilesTraveler 2 года назад +22

      I mean modern commercials are no less insane.

    • @buglover04
      @buglover04 2 года назад +19

      @@MilesTraveler idk they’re kind of boring

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 2 года назад

      A'yup. She shoulda flavored his brew with some hot human bean piss...
      (...& switched it to decaf; thata learned em)

    • @TheMouseAvenger
      @TheMouseAvenger 2 года назад +10

      @@buglover04 Yeah, commercials from the 80s/90s/00s are WAY more fun, awesome, & interesting! ^_^ We should go back to THAT style of advertising! :D

    • @TheNewOrchestra
      @TheNewOrchestra 2 года назад +21

      Don't you EVER fucking refer to coffee as that ever fucking again.

  • @Sara88890
    @Sara88890 Год назад +8

    "The house smells every time you take a shit" made me choke on my coffee.

  • @zachattack5414
    @zachattack5414 3 года назад +294

    "In every jar, you'll find coffee"
    Me: *Opens a jar of peanut butter*
    Disappointing...

    • @sprtsfanatic1
      @sprtsfanatic1 3 года назад +17

      🤣🤣🤣 My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

    • @zachattack5414
      @zachattack5414 3 года назад +5

      @@sprtsfanatic1 agreed 😂😂

    • @embercoral
      @embercoral 3 года назад

      It's a relief for me. I hate coffee.

    • @dreick2418
      @dreick2418 3 года назад +2

      Undrinkable

    • @ArtemyMusha
      @ArtemyMusha 3 года назад +4

      @@dreick2418 So you admit it! Your peanut butter really _is_ murder!

  • @DevilBoy-ww9ud
    @DevilBoy-ww9ud 3 года назад +162

    I was KIND OF hoping for "Lorraine Day's Rainy Day" when I saw a black-and-white thumbnail on my sub feed.

    • @orlandowordsmith6208
      @orlandowordsmith6208 3 года назад +30

      I guess he's not quite done fiddling with the antenna yet ;)

    • @TheMouseAvenger
      @TheMouseAvenger 3 года назад +9

      Still hoping to get THAT YTP one day! :D

    • @nik3040
      @nik3040 3 года назад +1

      That line made me laugh so hard I cried when I heard it the first time.

    • @ITAC85
      @ITAC85 3 года назад

      @@orlandowordsmith6208 yep.

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 3 года назад

      @@orlandowordsmith6208 He'll never be quite done fiddling with the antenna. He'll always find new and creative ways to callback to it, and make it just as hilarious as the last one, without missing a beat.

  • @TheJayLordx
    @TheJayLordx 3 года назад +126

    I bloody love poops used from old content like this. Their accents and inflections really sell the sentence mashing. Beautiful work as always cs188 you handsome little devil

  • @VectraQS
    @VectraQS 3 года назад +164

    The sentence mixing in this one is off the charts. Even "methamphetamine" was flawless.
    Ahh, the days before Mr. Coffee... dark times for morning beverages indeed.

    • @onkelpappkov2666
      @onkelpappkov2666 3 года назад +1

      Can't stand the sight of Mr. Radar before having visited Mr. Coffee.

    • @endritsulejmani3972
      @endritsulejmani3972 2 года назад +2

      Angry Me: HEY YOU. I'M NOT FRICKIN MISTER COFFEE, I'M PROFESSOR BALDIMORE!!! >:(

  • @RSCuber
    @RSCuber 3 года назад +25

    "The house smells every time you take a shit."
    Man, don't I know it. My roommates hate me at this point.

  • @SynysterShadow
    @SynysterShadow 3 года назад +45

    "Y'know if I could just RELAX, I could RELAX.."
    "So RELAX.. try some instant RELAX"
    lmao.. still the undisputed champ of YTPs.. you're the man cs188!!!!!!

    • @cckiller0053
      @cckiller0053 3 года назад +1

      "Yes, it's a new kind of pot."

  • @arrowtongue
    @arrowtongue 3 года назад +68

    the cut off 'that's pretty harsh' absolutely slayed me

    • @OroborOSX11
      @OroborOSX11 2 года назад

      I was about to comment this 🤣

  • @Soufriere84
    @Soufriere84 3 года назад +65

    Love how you always find a way to put the Alfred Hitchcock theme in there.
    _My_ coffee, I can assure everyone, is coffee. It's shit. It's undrinkable. And I drink it.

  • @anaveragetoast
    @anaveragetoast 3 года назад +71

    I love the taste of illegality in the morning
    Also I really like the YTPs with vintage source material, the Motorola TV one had me rolling lmao

  • @slambotv1334
    @slambotv1334 3 года назад +11

    Should be called:
    *Verbally abuse of several wives due to coffee brand*

  • @generalrubbish9513
    @generalrubbish9513 2 года назад +21

    "Then you admit it! Your coffee really IS coffee!"
    "Papa Eddie, my coffee... it's coffee!"
    As someone who hates coffee, I can relate. I really can't stand it when I take a sip of my coffee and realize it's coffee.

  • @forsetha
    @forsetha 3 года назад +33

    4:00 Folgers does a little trolling.

  • @rimakazoku9243
    @rimakazoku9243 3 года назад +33

    Something about that spliced “‘methamphetamine” was so satisfying 😭💀

  • @KidneyFailureGaming
    @KidneyFailureGaming 3 года назад +39

    I live my life through this quote
    "Use the JoJ!"

  • @tobyfranklin
    @tobyfranklin 2 года назад +59

    I love how at 1:20 she's happily asking what he wants for his birthday and he's like "ooh now's my chance to roast the shit of the coffee she gives me." You almost don't need to sentence mix for these old programs to be disturbing and hilarious 😂

  • @InceRumul
    @InceRumul 3 года назад +26

    If they're pitching Folgers and Maxwell House for best flavor, I can't imagine what kind of caffeinated septic product passed for coffee in the 50-60s.

  • @xxxjuice8135
    @xxxjuice8135 3 года назад +33

    he’s never changed after so many years…we love you cs188

  • @generalrubbish9513
    @generalrubbish9513 3 года назад +64

    Just in case you were wondering my man, no, we're never going to get tired of the HoH SiS jokes.

  • @UnfittingCarbon
    @UnfittingCarbon 3 года назад +391

    The way these old ads portray home life seems terrifying

    • @dankcatsmemes9219
      @dankcatsmemes9219 3 года назад +7

      What you mean?

    • @thecianinator
      @thecianinator 3 года назад +83

      @@dankcatsmemes9219 these men are assholes to their wives for no reason and it's portrayed as totally normal

    • @STICKGUYMB
      @STICKGUYMB 3 года назад +29

      I think it was seen as satire back then but still yeah

    • @traditionalempress6961
      @traditionalempress6961 3 года назад +32

      Ever heard of commercial humor? It's obviously over exaggerated to get brands٫just look at snickers ads.

    • @ergastolo4281
      @ergastolo4281 3 года назад +28

      Who cares?
      It's a freaking YTP based on a freaking 50s old commercial about coffe.
      Go back on Twitter please

  • @NoReplyAsset
    @NoReplyAsset 2 года назад +12

    I'm still amazed at how consistent and clean your YTPs are. The visuals in these black and white parodies don't look out of place and make it even funnier. :)

  • @MrKillerPiano
    @MrKillerPiano 3 года назад +7

    Not only is cs188 one of the pioneers (if not THE pioneer) of the YTP genre as we know it today, somehow he came out and said:”You know what? I can take my achievement. But you know what would be better? Keep up with the current format of YTP and STAY on top.”
    I think that speaks volumes about the strength of cs188’s character as a person more than his poop quality. Thank you, cs. Your poops got me through some really tough times, but I knew that if I endure and manage to come back home, I can open RUclips on my old 16gb iPod with a cracked screen and laugh at the amazing content you’ve made. This means a lot more than most may think at first.

  • @Clasiku
    @Clasiku 3 года назад +123

    Finally! The long awaited Maxwell House coffee YTP, after all those years, I've been waiting for this since 2017! Thanks cs!

    • @riceymartin2203
      @riceymartin2203 3 года назад +3

      When was the editing stream?

    • @Dentistresponds
      @Dentistresponds 3 года назад +6

      I've been waiting since 1941

    • @Sakhmeov
      @Sakhmeov 3 года назад +4

      They even have Maxwell House coffee in small-town Soviet America?

    • @orlandowordsmith6208
      @orlandowordsmith6208 3 года назад +6

      @@Sakhmeov it's that great American institution, enjoyed by mechanical students

    • @Sakhmeov
      @Sakhmeov 3 года назад +3

      @@orlandowordsmith6208 It's the Starbucks naming scheme. The businessman's small coffee seems large. Which is not just up to the coffee itself - because you can't taste it - but also to the interious luxuriour.

  • @BillyShamsReal
    @BillyShamsReal 3 года назад +24

    B&W YTPing is a lost artform, glad to see you bring it back to life

  • @ShOscar
    @ShOscar 3 года назад +44

    It ain't a cs188 YTP without the sentence-mixed self name drop. CEE-ess-won-A-tea-ATE

    • @jasonashley9853
      @jasonashley9853 3 года назад +9

      The president ATE C-ESS-ONE-EIGHTY-EIGHT

    • @cckiller0053
      @cckiller0053 3 года назад +4

      LOL

    • @ShOscar
      @ShOscar 3 года назад +4

      CEE-ess-Won-AY-tee-ATE is the best... see me on a MOTOROLA

  • @FIELDSbass
    @FIELDSbass 3 года назад +25

    Seriously, I was eating cake watching this and I almost choked at the throwback at 0:39

  • @Sonicspeed3000
    @Sonicspeed3000 3 года назад +27

    3:21 Ah, nothing like a good cup of Cumaricano

  • @denyrachmatramdhany6138
    @denyrachmatramdhany6138 3 года назад +41

    2:14. Maxwell Coffee part laughs me so hard. Just Daft Punk said: The Coffee That Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger.

    • @sprtsfanatic1
      @sprtsfanatic1 3 года назад +4

      The house smells every time you take a shit. AAAHHHH!

  • @snoopdoggthecertifiedg6777
    @snoopdoggthecertifiedg6777 3 года назад +18

    " It's a new kind of *coffee...* roasted by a new kind of *coffee.* Hence this new kind of *coffee* has a different kind of *coffee* "

  • @zigzag7838
    @zigzag7838 3 года назад +24

    LOL, I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU MADE THIS!
    Ever since I was a teen, these retro ads for Folgers Coffee have been favorites of mine! (Particularly the one at 2:56) I never would have expected your next upload to be a poop of them!
    Thanks for making my day 😆

  • @DemonCipher13
    @DemonCipher13 Год назад +6

    I come back to this all the time, and my favorite part is, "Meth-am-phet-A-MINE." Makes me crack up every time.

  • @HurstSoundStudios
    @HurstSoundStudios 3 года назад +6

    I'm dying. I used to watch the old Billy Mays ones several years ago. Don't stop.

  • @dieselgaint
    @dieselgaint 3 года назад +23

    Holy Un-drinkable Coffee that percolator sounded familiar at the end. Nice job once again CS188!

  • @snowboundseer8661
    @snowboundseer8661 3 года назад +29

    Yet another banger, CS. Never failing to make me laugh, even after all this time.

  • @chrismic8087
    @chrismic8087 3 года назад +12

    LMFAO the way you did the remix at 4:22 , cs188 just doesn't miss

  • @HYPERPLASMATIER
    @HYPERPLASMATIER 3 года назад +5

    this has actively made my day better every time i watch it. Thank you much, cs188. Your YTPs never fails to make me laugh and make my day a little brighter.

  • @calvenmuswagon7445
    @calvenmuswagon7445 3 года назад +6

    "If ur not 100% satisfied, use 100% of the dame jar"

  • @thedragonlovinglion1429
    @thedragonlovinglion1429 3 года назад +81

    As a chronic coffee addict I can agree that this video is what I see after I drink too much.

  • @C-Midori
    @C-Midori 3 года назад +32

    The threequel is here! A kind of threequel preserved by vacuuming the flavor after the jar has been opened..
    *JUST FUCKING TASTE IT!*

    • @Bloodyidit
      @Bloodyidit 3 года назад +6

      T H E
      T A S T E
      I S
      G O N E

    • @deuceydee3506
      @deuceydee3506 3 года назад +2

      The Taste
      The Taste
      The Taste
      The Taste
      The Taste
      The Taste
      The Taste

    • @C-Midori
      @C-Midori 3 года назад +2

      the taste is *SHIT*

  • @brandongamingtv7545
    @brandongamingtv7545 3 года назад +28

    0:17 *claps* this quote is just... a damn masterpiece.

    • @antioriginalityguy
      @antioriginalityguy 2 года назад +3

      In every jar you'll find coffee.
      .... *JUST FUCKING TASTE IT*

    • @kaydenthegamer
      @kaydenthegamer 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@antioriginalityguy YOU CAN’T TASTE IT… A flavor that sucks balls

  • @asanchez2304
    @asanchez2304 3 года назад +3

    0:41 "In every jar you'll find three special methods of making methamphetamine."

  • @JoeyAnimate
    @JoeyAnimate 3 года назад +15

    1:16 DaThings refrence

  • @seabassz_197
    @seabassz_197 3 года назад +8

    With this upload schedule I'll be excited for the end of each month for a new Cs188 ytp.

  • @alanrickmanfan27agirlnotab71
    @alanrickmanfan27agirlnotab71 3 года назад +15

    "Yes Mr. Jones get roasted by CS188." i died laughing lol xD

  • @XanderRowlet
    @XanderRowlet 3 года назад +11

    Can’t tell you how much I appreciate the subtitles. Another hilarious poop, great stuff! Been following you since I was a middle schooler and it’s been so interesting to see your editing style evolve.

  • @tanzinitetheterrible4910
    @tanzinitetheterrible4910 3 года назад +4

    I remember watching old commercials with my mom and one came up for Folgers. It was the "What do you want for your birthday? How about a decent cup of coffee? That's a little harsh. So is your coffee" Bit. Glad someone used it

  • @DetectiveNyx
    @DetectiveNyx 2 года назад +4

    boy oh boy these antiquated commercials would make a funny ytp source, i sure hope weird men don't attack people pointing out how screwed up these old mindsets are and try to insist they're both products of the time and that they should be idealised at the same time

  • @DeadLightDuhWicced
    @DeadLightDuhWicced 3 года назад +24

    "Because it's XXXWell House" I cried laughing 😂😂😂

    • @LuckyPunkProd
      @LuckyPunkProd 3 года назад +4

      It's the only coffee that requires you to be over 18 to drink it. It's that kinky.

    • @orlandowordsmith6208
      @orlandowordsmith6208 3 года назад +6

      Best enjoyed after your new Pollenexxx.

    • @takumiinitiald7057
      @takumiinitiald7057 3 года назад +4

      Just found my new artist name 😂😂

    • @cckiller0053
      @cckiller0053 2 года назад +1

      @@orlandowordsmith6208 It drawwwwwws cigaaaaaaaaaars and cigarette smoooooooke through its ass grabber filter

  • @Dreaming_Stray
    @Dreaming_Stray 3 года назад +28

    I was having a really shitty day, and seeing your video cheered me up a lot. Thanks for the videos, cs. You’re awesome dude.

  • @Clipazine
    @Clipazine 3 года назад +14

    0:46 This is the moment Mr. Jones became Heisenberg.

  • @onkelpappkov2666
    @onkelpappkov2666 3 года назад +3

    I've watched this before going to bed and before getting up. Such a beautiful video. "Three special methods of making Metamphetamine" absolutely disabled me. Marvellous.

  • @J_cobra
    @J_cobra 3 года назад +5

    "THEN YOUR COFFEE IS COFFEE?!"
    Damn, there is no way to recover after an argument like that.

  • @blind_mel0n
    @blind_mel0n 3 года назад +12

    4:33
    damn you, mr. jones, don't do this!
    it's already done. folgers, signal the fountain and take us out of the mountain. now!

  • @TylerandMoRoll
    @TylerandMoRoll 3 года назад +5

    Because of the clean and clear annunciation. It makes the edits sound so good when messing with what he says.
    Also +1 for the daft punk reference cause hell yeah.

  • @charlietheanteater3918
    @charlietheanteater3918 3 года назад +4

    You know your ytp talent is top notch when I laugh at the words “kind of”

  • @wyattsizemore2675
    @wyattsizemore2675 3 года назад +1

    You are like the king of YTPs man. 5 star quality

  • @semibreve
    @semibreve 3 года назад +4

    Thanks for keeping YTPs alive. You're doing God's work

  • @andrean5260
    @andrean5260 3 года назад +4

    "In Every jar you'll find 3 special methods of making meth-am-phe-ta-mine een"

  • @Nikolapoleon
    @Nikolapoleon 3 года назад +8

    0:50 That is just -accurate.

  • @jommisalami
    @jommisalami Год назад +3

    *"Use half the jar, and if you're still not satisfied, use 100% of the damn jar"*

  • @LightTheUnicorn
    @LightTheUnicorn 3 года назад +2

    Your mixing is as smooth as good coffee, cs.
    Always a treat seeing new YTPs from 'ya!

  • @andyeccentric
    @andyeccentric 3 года назад +188

    "You can't taste it. You have co-ved-nine-teen!" I was hoping for that.

    • @cs188
      @cs188  3 года назад +130

      Rats, another missed opportunity

    • @andyeccentric
      @andyeccentric 3 года назад +4

      @@cs188 Hey CS do you mind not putting that annoying intro song thing next time

    • @DangleBlampy
      @DangleBlampy 3 года назад +32

      @@andyeccentric bruh shut up

    • @andyeccentric
      @andyeccentric 3 года назад +1

      @@DangleBlampy no

    • @burnt_fuze2281
      @burnt_fuze2281 3 года назад +32

      @@andyeccentric it literally lasts less than a second

  • @thenightcapnebulapod
    @thenightcapnebulapod 3 года назад +28

    The baristas at Starbucks cough into their coffee makers every morning mixed with that "mellow yellow" flavor.

  • @rinirinachan7202
    @rinirinachan7202 3 года назад +6

    My favorite part of this video was:
    "A Flavor preserved by coughing into the coffee"
    (Tourettes Guy Coughing into the coffee)
    "In Every Jar Your Kind of Taste no flavor"
    (JUUJ Fruit Appears)
    "The Taste Is Gone"
    This is Stupid, This Cup of Coffee Smells like Max. And Taste... And Taste... And Taste... As Good As A Broom. The Coffee that Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger. Smell the honest coffee smell. Ah.. Ah.. Ah.. The House Smells Everytime. You Take a (Oops). Smell It!"
    "Try Old Coffee. Mountain Grow For Fountain Flavor."
    That part laughs me so hard.

  • @JamesTAbernathy
    @JamesTAbernathy 3 года назад +3

    How...HOW are you able to make me laugh so much? This is true comedy gold. Keep up the good work.

  • @boredotter4861
    @boredotter4861 3 года назад

    Thank you so much for adding subtitles, this is why you're the best

  • @silveryote1
    @silveryote1 3 года назад +2

    Thank you for this time machine to 2007, I am very grateful