[YTP] PRESIDENT EVIL 2: AMERICA LOSES THE GAME
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- Опубликовано: 29 окт 2020
- We are living in an absolute nonsense year and the game is unwinnable. This is technically a sequel to the wildly popular "Ununited State of Hysteria", since I haven't made a single political YTP since then!
The sexy song for Biden's unsexy striptease is "cuddletime" by blanknam3d: • blanknam3d - cuddletime
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Did all my fellow Americans vote today? 😃 I personally voted for Swiss Cheese and his running mate Cheesier Trees.
I also voted for swiss cheese
I had to go out and uRINATE
I voted for the pp
cool
I love you, cs188. Keep on doing what you love. We’ll all support you throughout your journey towards astounding success!
I have Florida, I have Texas, I have Flexas, I have Obamahio, I have Mike Pennsylvania
The fact that this comment was made by a philosopher makes it question people's existence
we got the sounds we got the clowns we got the mammoths we made the emasculators
We also have AlObama, George-Washington, Hawaii Hawkins
MiKe pEnNsYlVaNiA 🙃
Sup, Olly!
"I've done more drugs today than you've done in 47 years, Joe."
" please. lets try be serious about it. *mumbles* "
That part is just the truth
@@wosh253 Mr Trump, you nominated Amy Coney Boney over the weekend, toot.
We have a phenomenal phenominee
@@Abid0 *SAID SHES SINGLE*
“That was really a productive segment, wasn’t it?”
“I DON’T CARE.”
Gets me every time.
Yeah I laughed aloud after that one. "Caw, coup!"(was this before the insurrection?)
But you could never do the jo-oj.
@@JabbatheHut5 I know how to do the JoJ.
100%
@@khmam"Well you didn't do very well in *foundation repair. 100% unsatisfied."* 😆
“I can assure you, none of the candidates will answer the questions.”
Sounds like they watched you YTP in preparation for the 2024 debate.
"Obamahio"
"MikePencilvania"
these ones killed me.
I wish Flexas was real. :(
Does Trump have Kamalarado, too?
Kardashianansas
I'm dead
That, Trump eating pencils, and the bird noises got me!
"Gentlemen, I've had more than seven cases of Corona" - Swiss Cheese
**Bleerrrp**
**Comes back from the freaking dead**
“Gentleman, I want to thank you both”
R.I.P. Swiss Cheese :(
That was the funniest part oml
@@eugeneedgeworth1436 *Spank*
Can’t wait for the YTP of yesterday’s debate…
PRESIDENT EVIL 3, AMERICA LOSES THE FREAKING GAME AGAIN
this is giving me so many flashbacks to the ununited state of hysteria
With a nice ytp tho
& It actually makes sense (more than the original one)
0:50 I got the rules i got them... (Dua Lipa).
That's where you're mistaken, he never left. He merely goes where he's needed.
Thanks, now I want to see an Avatar YTP.
1k liker
The part where Trump debates against himself is pure gold
PRESIDENT TRUMP DID A PHENOMENAL JOB
He's the type of guy that would debate himself and STILL say the other guy lost.
@@HauntFreak13 That's a typical Gemini thing. I know. I'm a Gemini. 🤣
lol so true
@@ChopYT We have a fenomenal FENOMENY
"NOPE! I'm doing my laundry!"
"...This debate is a pain in my fahckin' ass."
every debate is
By far my favorite part of this YTP. 😆🤣x’D
Anyone else notice the laundry machine has money in it? Lol
@Sparda Kurkov Lmao I didn't, that's a great detail
@spardakurkov6284 I've watched this loads of times and I've only just noticed that subtle money laundering joke. Incredible.
Stopped watching the 2024 Presidential Debate and came back to one that's less embarrassing.
“It’s a fraud! And it’s a shame! It’s a frame! And it’s a frog!”
i read this as soon as i saw the part
5:46 anyone else notice Biden was picking his nose at that same moment?
“Mr president as moderator... we’re gonna talk about what you can jam through my open rectum
"How many of you get up this morning... and have to go number one?
*"You should go out and urinate."*
@@bruiserbunny8923 number 2 pencils
This type of humor, the classic RUclips poop style will live on and this is the proof
They'll probably blame him but they'll blame me but they'll probably blame me but more importantly I want to blame him
@@Coregame3W A T
But I’ll tell you Joe you could never have done the JoJ.
Joj
The Weekend LOL.
here for president evil 3
The return of joe and trump
Joe Bye-den and Infected Trump
That "cheep-cheep", "uhh... caw-caw" part had me in f-ing tears! The "uhh" really sold it.
The best part 🤣
That was really a p-productive segment, wasn't it?
@@SometimesCreator ... *I don't care.* 😆
This actually made more sense than the actual debate.
The actual debate made no sense
This makes a lot of sense actually
nice tomoko
Theres always one of you people making this comment on ytp debates... (Jealous I didn't make it first)
It did
For sure.
Arguments in 5th grade:
"The bigger problem that you have is that you're going to die because you fart a lot."
Stroke Reading I While Had A This
Everytime you see him he's gotta _faRt_
I finally became the 666th like for something lmao.
@@Mr._Lonely Thats why I'm speaking 200 feet away from him.
President Trump,
Did you just say President?
Dont ever use the word President with me dont ever use that word Chris.
_Farting sounds_
Listen he passed gAs
Thats simply not true.
Every once in a while Joe Biden’s exasperated “will you shut up man” plays in my head and I have to seize myself so I don’t bust out laughing 💀
Here comes a new presidential ytp
“Vice President Biden, do you want to respawn?”
“Yes I want to respawn”
Yes
Return to main menu
"I can respawn"
@@td_is_infinite667 Press Y to respawn.
@@number3Ihatetoontown (respawns)
Years from now. When people talk about the "debate". I will only be remembering this video XD
{SonicHaXD} Fancy meeting you here
cs188 Next Project: {YTP} Pooping the Charts: Anime Edition.
@@a.melanoleuca2247 This guy is a Furry.
{JakeSpacePirate E} So? He makes YTPs, and I enjoyed them.
@@jakespacepiratee3740 I'm not even a Furry LOL XD
With the recent news we should be getting president evil 3 soon.
"I've done more drugs today than you've done in 47 years Joe"
-Donald Trump, 2020
No, his name is Tronald Dump
@@YourRegularFilipino His name is President Evil 2, not Tronald Dump.
@@Kromiball president 2-ply
@@YourRegularFilipino that was actually a character from Planet Sheen on Nick.
“I have Florida. I have Texas. I have Flexas.”
Mikepencilvania
Must be the home state of Flexta McSignals
FLEXTA MCSIGNALS
Hi, Senator Phil Swift here for Flexas!
Flexing on Flexas.
"The f*****g dumpster fire debate"
Describes the debate perfectly
"This debate is a pain in my fockin ass!"
Once the great Trumpkin lost, he insighted his Trumplings to storm the capital and create panic like a snot nosed brat throwing a tantrum cos it didn’t get its way
What's a dumpster fire? Probably a phrase from 2000's kids. I heard my younger sisters talk about that but the older one says she doesn't remember the 1990's.
@@christopherregan1654 You should watch Master Debate.
@@wintertheampharos4725 After multiple months of rioting across the country, Congress only decided that now was the time to get upset over it because it happened to them. If that isn’t typical politician behavior, I don’t know what is.
Additionally, Trump actually told his supporters “We’re going to go there and we’re going to peacefully protest.”, which is why he was acquitted for the second time in yet another BS Impeachment trial. Politicians: totally useless until it affects them and they’ll barely react even then
"I welcome you to the fucking dumpster fire debate of 2020"
he ain't far off.
7:37 CS188 predicted the 2024 debate.
"I've done more drugs today than you have in 47 years"
Trump confirmed Osbourne ?
And yet Bidens son beats all 3 of them, lol.
as long as you snort a line of ants, you'll be an honorary osbourne
Ozzy?
Did you mean Ozzy Osbourne? That's Annoying.
@@supermariofan130 hunter is a chad
*cs188 for President 2020*
Foundation repair for every American! He'll get the *joj* done!
seconded! Dathings can be his running mate
Can he fix my B L A C K fof?
I mean he’s not a serial rapist who’s killed 230,000 so at this point sure
100% Unsatisfied.
He'll get everyone free hoh sis! No presidents ever done that before!
Never forget, "We got them sounds, got them clowns, got the mammoths, and got the emasculators."
Please don't cut my balls with the emasculator!!!
Watching this now to cope
"the questions will not matter. the candidates will not answer the questions. i can assure you, none of the questions will have answers"
finally some honesty in politics
Don't forget Donald Trump decided the topics
*sings New Rules for no reason*
666 likes??
@@NXTangl Now that reminds me of 2016, where the 6 minute debate was divided into 666 segments, each 6 minutes long
I got new rules I count them.
Unlike the actual debates, this wasn’t a waste of time to watch
Indeed.
Yess boi
@@fatimakhalifi7931
What
3rd one was kinda fun
@@WiloPolis03 There were only 2 this year
cant wait for part 2
I cant wait for the debate 2024 now :)
“Let me just tell you something, I ate a couple of pencils last week”
“They were number two, they were pointy”
legendary
I’ve played too much l4d and your pfp almost gave me a heart attack
@@tailsbread run.. or shoot?
@@negan2128 molo and run
I think mine was the bird calls but the pencils were a close second!
I see Hysteria is still Ununited
I will bring back chopsticks, you can't bring back
*YOU CAN'T BRING BACK*
@@ootfan7882 i about died when i first saw that XD
And the steaks are even higher.
@@Draakdarkmaster6 same XD
5:20 WAAAAAAAAAATERRRRR.... Lost it there!!!
this is unironically a well done ytp. it's not just some random stuff slapped together, it's random stuff slapped together portraying a STORY. really well done, and i hate to have been 3 years late. at least i've watched other stuff you've made over the years.
6:32 The most visually appealing thing in this frame has to be that Exit door
What’s interesting is that Biden lost Obamahio while Trump lost Mike Pencylvania.
@Mahrus Raaief I know strange right
@Mahrus Raaief what about flexas
@@mattvanorden4929 Trump had Florida, he had Texas, and he had Flexas
@Mahrus Raaief Fraudulently, of course. Since PA changed some constitutional rules the very last minute of election day allowing the election to extend 11 days later.
@@dirtcrazykid9674 I’ve long since accepted Biden as the President, but Windows is absolute right about that. There were a number of very seedy things done for this election and it probably should have gone to the Supreme Court just so that they can establish firm election lines so that it doesn’t happen like this ever again.
I don’t think it’s exactly extreme to think that future elections should have better laid out guidelines and therefore less bullshit
Trump: "I tell you Joe, you could never have done the JoJ!"
Now that's just straigth up mean... He's always done the JoJ.
i assure you he has never done the JoJ
The JOJ joke never gets old for his videos I always love it, and it's freaking funny.
He needs more JoJ.. He’s not spastic enough.
What about SoS
@@zarrowthehorse yea that too it's funny as hell.
3:27 “I have Obama-hio. I have Mike Pence-sylvania.” That had me cracking up so hard. 🤣
"I have Flexas."
"I have Florida"
Swiss Cheese: "Taxi."
*nopes the fuck out*
We got the *sounds*
We got them *clowns*
We got the *M A M M O T H*
Time to move from Germany to America. We don't have these things
We made the emasculators
@@christopherregan1654 Again, nobody cares!
Help Donald Trump make the world a better place
I'm DoInG mY laUndRy
“President Evil” is my new favorite title.
same
There actually exists a movie named that.
Tahir Mukic aight i’m gonna watch it see ya
ruclips.net/video/EQOPC417A_w/видео.html
President evil : degeneration of the country
PRESIDENT EVIL 3!!!!!!??????
Yes please!!!
3:04 That aged surprisingly well. LMAO
“It’s a fraud, and it’s a shame, and it’s a frame, and it’s a frog.”
Probably the most inspiring quote I’ve ever heard in my life.
And the frogs in the frame are gay
@@BelcarrigFarm ...Yaay
Morgan Rowsome
UwU
And biden was picking his nose the whole time
And its a shog! And its a shrog!
"I've had more than 7 cases of corona" kills me every time
The burp is the cherry on top of that part lol
Ow
6:39
I had to pause the video and stand up because I was laughing so hard at that 🤣
Rest In Peace every time.
"This debate was a pain in my fucking ass"
Lol
🙌🏽🙌🏽
Please make another one on the newest presidential debate, Cs188-sama
Confirmed on Twitter 🎉
"Donald Trump decided the topics and the questions will not matter."
Accurate.
Pretty much
69th like ;)
NONE OF THE QUESTIONS WILL HAVE ANSWERS
Truth
"seriously, can i leave for a moment to take a pee pee"
- joe bidet, 2020
NOPE.
and the answers no
NOT A CHANCE AHAHAH
"You have to go and urinate" - I love how Biden keeps his need for pissing through whole debate
"And the answer's NO!"
-Swiss Cheese, 2020
PRESIDENT EVIL 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can't wait for a perfect re-enactment of this video tomorrow
"President Trump will debate himself."
this is perfect humor.
Welcome to the in the past election with two presidential candidates, President Donald Trump and former President Donald Trump.
Keep Yappin man.
Joe 30330
That's not all Trump can do to himself.
True
I don't care
- Trump
Ah yes, my favorite state
*FLEXAS*
Mine is Obamahio
Morgan Rowsome
_Mike Pencilvania_
I'm not sure the world is ready for what you get when you cross a Texan with Florida Man.
@@canaanclb flexas man
Sweet home Pencelbama!
I died at "Awful Ovice" 🤣🤣🤣
The fucking birds killed me XD! Cheers for another debate YTP this year!
"The questions wont matter"
you're not wrong.
you're
@@SmashLiXs thanks
@@yelazyy There are no words I can find to express my pure joy that in this time where youtube comments have become a dumpster fire of humanity, and these are our leaders becoming a parody of reality even without cs188's brilliance, that on a satirical youtube poop someone not only handled a grammatical correction with maturity, but gratitude, and followed through with said correction. I am both annoyed and humbled that something this simple brought me such joy and hope for our people and our planet as a small microcosm for what should be our reality. For reasons that may never be able to be communicated in the grand scheme of things, I appreciate this simple back and forth so much, even if either one was meant ironically, that it was conveyed in this way.
Gentlemen and/or ladies, thank you.
@@gaelstromproductions Hear, hear!
When the big picture is fucked, it's the little things that keep you going
"I've had more than seven--*urp*--cases of Corona."
RIP Swiss Cheese :(
"Ow"
@@Memelord2020 :'(
That "Ow" as he collapses is what really sells the joke for me
We all know why we’re back here.
"Pray god we will..."
"Wipe out china"
"OMFG THEY AGREE ON THIS"
The first president ate CS188 in Hamilton
Can you make me a sandwich?
I second that sandwich
@@nitrobreed I did it.
Sex.
I third that sandwich
@@CartoonSlug NOOOOOOO
List of things America needs in 2020
1. Sounds.
2. Clowns.
3. Mammoths
One of those things is gonna be very hard to get, but i'm sure they'll get the JoJ done
3.5. Dathings1
We already have the clowns.
And Trump bending Kamala over
@@canadiansoviet Whoah whoah whoah hold your horses mate
PRESIDENT EVIL 3
3:55 the vast majority of bird-related politics
"They'll probably blame him but they'll blame me but they'll probably blame me but more importantly I want to blame him."
Basically politics in a nutshell
@Lilac Milton Why is that exclusive to Trump? Both parties are out to blame each other.
Actually it's more like "yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap!"
Swiss Cheese: Um, are you --- um... taxi
*vroom*
*boing!*
Mike Pencelyvania is the funniest pun I've heard in a while.
Obamahio
GOOD one!
Reason I live in Pennsylvania -
Flexas
@@Eethurtacles I don't get it.
I've watched this like 40 times and just notice that the laundry machine in my favorite joke in here has money in it instead of clothes. improved the joke tbh
4:36 that had to have been in Chris Wallace's mind the whole debate🤣🤣🤣
REAL
1:40 "Why should Americans trust Americans?" I've been asking myself this question for the last year-and-a-half.
Nobody makes any sense... NOBODY
- Boe Jiden
"for the last year-and-a-half" Europeans: Only then?
We talked about America even before the internet was big.
No offense to Americans, just to the country itself... i think.
same here m80
This sounds like something someone on GTA V Radio would ask
4:36
Honestly, i'm sure that's what he was thinking during the actual debate
😆 🤣 xD xD x’D Oh so much.
Yeah, this was definitely the fockin dumpster fire debate.
“This debate is a pain in my flackin’ azz”
"I've done more drugs today than you've done in fourty-seven years Joe." -Tronald Dump
Can't wait for the upcoming sequel:
President Evil 3: Swiss Cheese on Sudoku Watch
"Cheep cheep cheep"
- Donald Trump
"cawk cawk"
"Coo coo coo coo"
That was my favorite part!
Johnny just after he calls you a chicken
@@bfcofficial17 LIVE STOP IT PLEASE is hosting what could potentially be a world-changing election; idk who to trust
We got the SOUNDS
We got the CLOWNS
We got the MAMMOTHS
We made them EMASCULATED
Return of the Cockslicer
I loved the tribute to DaThings1 when he said "Mammoths"
@@theChain120 and the Noisepuppet TOOT reference
We're waiting for part 2
This is an amazing video. Somehow, it's politically neutral. There's no bias here, just sheer YTP dumbness.
"I'm doing my laundry."
Epic joke right there.
And there is money in the machine, fucking brilliant
@@rusevdai5810 Not just some money, but Russian Rubles, 500 Ruble banknotes, to be exact.
He doesn’t do laundry as soon as one suit is dirty he buys another one.
"President Trump did a phenomenal job"
"You were a disaster."
Dialogue 12/10
👄👃👄 president trump did a phenomenal job
@@mattvanorden4929 No, you were a disaster.
Oh really? The governors said I did a phenominal job. Most of them said that.
What do you think now of joes job
@@kbleo90 horrifying
They'll probably blame him but they'll blame me but they'll probably blame me but more importantly I wanna blame him
0:46 bro predicted the future
YESSSSS YOU'RE BACK
Ok
Didn't take you for a CS188 fan
And he will be gone for another 3 months
@@greenxdsayhi1802 Cs188 and Jimmy Davis will be here til the end of time.
Wait you're verified now.
this is amazing, a work of art. I just watched a couple of amateur debate ytps then came to this one and the difference in quality is so clear. cs188 is a master at his craft
"The candidates will *not* answer the questions"
Just like in the pending President Evil 3. 😂😂
Trump:👂👄👄👂
👄
Biden: 👁️
👂👃👂
👄
Edit: Thanks for the 1k! First time I've ever gotten one!🎊🎉
ruclips.net/video/9KSGUVcNfZM/видео.html
You forgot to make the top mouths upside down.
Swiss cheese:😑🔫
That was really a pr-productive segment, wasn’t it?
Aww they think they’re angels.
this country is unfixable but at least there's memes
We live in the Ununited State of Hysteria
As an european, i enjoy the memes
It's quite fixable, provided this monster gets his ass kicked in the election.
@@minimalgrammar1276 yeah Biden is a puppet and a Communist and Trump will set us free
@@flying_Night_slasher both are clowns
(1:10) "President Two-ply" 🤣
this just makes the debates worth watching.
The continual barrage of visual gags and the wonderful cast of characters including Donald Trump vs. himself, Joe Bye-den, and Swiss Cheese makes it a crown jewel of presidential debate YTP.
Also Ohiobama and Mike Pennsylvania are great swinggniws states.
Caw caw. Coo coo. Caw.
I was hoping for Alobama and Pencevania, but missed opportunities, oh well.
(also #2 pencilvania.)
i've had... uhh.... 7 cases of corona... *collapses*
"NOPE! I'm doing my laundry!" destroyed me
@@Karmy. same
"I've done more drugs today than you've done in 47 years, Joe" that's a mood
Imagine saying mood uniroincally in 2020
@@zarrowthehorse i...i cant!
@@zarrowthehorse Imagine using "Imagine saying" unironically in 2020
@@zarrowthehorse imagine actually being this person
I've been going through a really rough time recently. This video was the first thing to make me laugh really hard in a long time. Thanks for doing what you do.
Hope you're doing better now mate
@@ArghyadeepPal i am. Thanks alot
"Donald Trump decided the topics, and the questions will not matter" Yep, that's how it went.
The scariest part about this is that cs188 had to actually watch and get all the clips he's using. He had to sit there, and actually edit that fucking dumpster fire. You've done a great service and your sacrifice will be remembered.
Ikr
Mhm.
This was edited?
I dare say, cs188 has put more insight into the presidential election that any other american.
3:51 I love that Swiss Cheese hesitated before cawing.
lmao
That was a really a...a productive segment....wasn't it?
Noice
Sometimes you have to contemplate weather or not coming our as a furry will work in your favor.
@@andrewswander4345 IDONTCARE. But I'll tell you, Joe: you could never have done the JOJ.
4:23
Some things will never change.
He won’t even meet with Santa