[YTP] PRESIDENT EVIL 2: AMERICA LOSES THE GAME

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  • Опубликовано: 24 янв 2025
  • We are living in an absolute nonsense year and the game is unwinnable. This is technically a sequel to the wildly popular "Ununited State of Hysteria", since I haven't made a single political YTP since then!
    The sexy song for Biden's unsexy striptease is "cuddletime" by blanknam3d: • blanknam3d - cuddletime
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Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @cs188
    @cs188  4 года назад +5894

    Did all my fellow Americans vote today? 😃 I personally voted for Swiss Cheese and his running mate Cheesier Trees.

    • @NoobManPC
      @NoobManPC 4 года назад +237

      I also voted for swiss cheese

    • @arthurskok5899
      @arthurskok5899 4 года назад +188

      I had to go out and uRINATE

    • @Enclavefakesoldier
      @Enclavefakesoldier 4 года назад +116

      I voted for the pp

    • @lucidattf
      @lucidattf 4 года назад +19

      cool

    • @nigglefiggle
      @nigglefiggle 4 года назад +70

      I love you, cs188. Keep on doing what you love. We’ll all support you throughout your journey towards astounding success!

  • @PhilosophyTube
    @PhilosophyTube 4 года назад +8940

    I have Florida, I have Texas, I have Flexas, I have Obamahio, I have Mike Pennsylvania

    • @prdarlin
      @prdarlin 4 года назад +627

      The fact that this comment was made by a philosopher makes it question people's existence

    • @currentswim2551
      @currentswim2551 4 года назад +355

      we got the sounds we got the clowns we got the mammoths we made the emasculators

    • @ArcturusOTE
      @ArcturusOTE 4 года назад +159

      We also have AlObama, George-Washington, Hawaii Hawkins

    • @LewysC
      @LewysC 4 года назад +54

      MiKe pEnNsYlVaNiA 🙃

    • @ycleptprof.5249
      @ycleptprof.5249 4 года назад +57

      Sup, Olly!

  • @dorarobertson2897
    @dorarobertson2897 4 года назад +2118

    "Gentlemen, I've had more than seven cases of Corona" - Swiss Cheese

    • @Mr_Lambda
      @Mr_Lambda 4 года назад +77

      **Bleerrrp**

    • @eugeneedgeworth1436
      @eugeneedgeworth1436 4 года назад +70

      **Comes back from the freaking dead**
      “Gentleman, I want to thank you both”

    • @dnmstarsi
      @dnmstarsi 4 года назад +42

      R.I.P. Swiss Cheese :(

    • @sailgoat4733
      @sailgoat4733 4 года назад +13

      That was the funniest part oml

    • @ootfan7882
      @ootfan7882 4 года назад +5

      @@eugeneedgeworth1436 *Spank*

  • @edwardzhao3423
    @edwardzhao3423 4 года назад +4166

    this is giving me so many flashbacks to the ununited state of hysteria

    • @ArpanDe
      @ArpanDe 4 года назад +40

      With a nice ytp tho
      & It actually makes sense (more than the original one)

    • @rinirinachan7202
      @rinirinachan7202 4 года назад +19

      0:50 I got the rules i got them... (Dua Lipa).

    • @cousinvinnie6222
      @cousinvinnie6222 4 года назад +15

      That's where you're mistaken, he never left. He merely goes where he's needed.

    • @b.m.933
      @b.m.933 4 года назад +5

      Thanks, now I want to see an Avatar YTP.

    • @Skybound.
      @Skybound. 4 года назад

      1k liker

  • @CamoCakes
    @CamoCakes 3 года назад +952

    “That was really a productive segment, wasn’t it?”
    “I DON’T CARE.”
    Gets me every time.

    • @joseph-zoramcbride4029
      @joseph-zoramcbride4029 2 года назад +25

      Yeah I laughed aloud after that one. "Caw, coup!"(was this before the insurrection?)

    • @Overkill-Num1-FAN
      @Overkill-Num1-FAN Год назад +9

      But you could never do the jo-oj.

    • @khmam
      @khmam Год назад +8

      @@Overkill-Num1-FAN I know how to do the JoJ.

    • @riwaldogael
      @riwaldogael Год назад +1

      100%

    • @drummer4life39
      @drummer4life39 10 месяцев назад +9

      @@khmam"Well you didn't do very well in *foundation repair. 100% unsatisfied."* 😆

  • @oleksahryciw9342
    @oleksahryciw9342 4 года назад +2196

    “It’s a fraud! And it’s a shame! It’s a frame! And it’s a frog!”

    • @4pixels_
      @4pixels_ 4 года назад +21

      i read this as soon as i saw the part

    • @leagoproductions2367
      @leagoproductions2367 4 года назад +27

      5:46 anyone else notice Biden was picking his nose at that same moment?

    • @bruiserbunny8923
      @bruiserbunny8923 4 года назад +21

      “Mr president as moderator... we’re gonna talk about what you can jam through my open rectum

    • @4pixels_
      @4pixels_ 4 года назад +18

      "How many of you get up this morning... and have to go number one?
      *"You should go out and urinate."*

    • @mattvanorden4929
      @mattvanorden4929 4 года назад +11

      @@bruiserbunny8923 number 2 pencils

  • @BlueCatarex
    @BlueCatarex 4 года назад +1079

    Arguments in 5th grade:
    "The bigger problem that you have is that you're going to die because you fart a lot."

    • @w6281
      @w6281 4 года назад +14

      Stroke Reading I While Had A This

    • @aliensworkshop
      @aliensworkshop 4 года назад +8

      Everytime you see him he's gotta _faRt_

    • @IceGoddessRukia
      @IceGoddessRukia 4 года назад +2

      I finally became the 666th like for something lmao.

    • @serjgaming1622
      @serjgaming1622 4 года назад +6

      @@aliensworkshop Thats why I'm speaking 200 feet away from him.
      President Trump,
      Did you just say President?
      Dont ever use the word President with me dont ever use that word Chris.
      _Farting sounds_
      Listen he passed gAs
      Thats simply not true.

    • @chirone_
      @chirone_ 6 месяцев назад

      @@serjgaming1622listen, he passed gas!

  • @eddievelez4723
    @eddievelez4723 4 года назад +3597

    This type of humor, the classic RUclips poop style will live on and this is the proof

    • @Coregame3
      @Coregame3 4 года назад +128

      They'll probably blame him but they'll blame me but they'll probably blame me but more importantly I want to blame him

    • @alucozadebottle4423
      @alucozadebottle4423 4 года назад +7

      @@Coregame3W A T

    • @eugeneedgeworth1436
      @eugeneedgeworth1436 4 года назад +46

      But I’ll tell you Joe you could never have done the JoJ.

    • @ArpanDe
      @ArpanDe 4 года назад +11

      Joj

    • @rinirinachan7202
      @rinirinachan7202 4 года назад +5

      The Weekend LOL.

  • @zeromortalkuwata
    @zeromortalkuwata 3 года назад +803

    "NOPE! I'm doing my laundry!"
    "...This debate is a pain in my fahckin' ass."

    • @Charahuman213
      @Charahuman213 3 года назад +32

      every debate is

    • @KnakuanaRka
      @KnakuanaRka 3 года назад +28

      By far my favorite part of this YTP. 😆🤣x’D

    • @Crimson_Sun2486
      @Crimson_Sun2486 Год назад +20

      Anyone else notice the laundry machine has money in it? Lol

    • @zeromortalkuwata
      @zeromortalkuwata Год назад +10

      ​@Sparda Kurkov Lmao I didn't, that's a great detail

    • @alfiehicks1
      @alfiehicks1 Год назад +11

      ​@spardakurkov6284 I've watched this loads of times and I've only just noticed that subtle money laundering joke. Incredible.

  • @danielnavarroramos6277
    @danielnavarroramos6277 4 года назад +1757

    “Vice President Biden, do you want to respawn?”
    “Yes I want to respawn”

  • @SonicHaXD
    @SonicHaXD 4 года назад +5147

    Years from now. When people talk about the "debate". I will only be remembering this video XD

    • @a.melanoleuca2247
      @a.melanoleuca2247 4 года назад +15

      {SonicHaXD} Fancy meeting you here

    • @rinirinachan7202
      @rinirinachan7202 4 года назад +22

      cs188 Next Project: {YTP} Pooping the Charts: Anime Edition.

    • @jakespacepiratee3740
      @jakespacepiratee3740 4 года назад +12

      @@a.melanoleuca2247 This guy is a Furry.

    • @a.melanoleuca2247
      @a.melanoleuca2247 4 года назад +12

      {JakeSpacePirate E} So? He makes YTPs, and I enjoyed them.

    • @SonicHaXD
      @SonicHaXD 4 года назад +11

      @@jakespacepiratee3740 I'm not even a Furry LOL XD

  • @negan2128
    @negan2128 4 года назад +740

    “Let me just tell you something, I ate a couple of pencils last week”
    “They were number two, they were pointy”
    legendary

    • @tailsbread
      @tailsbread 4 года назад +6

      I’ve played too much l4d and your pfp almost gave me a heart attack

    • @negan2128
      @negan2128 4 года назад +5

      @@tailsbread run.. or shoot?

    • @tailsbread
      @tailsbread 4 года назад +1

      @@negan2128 molo and run

    • @blackborealis
      @blackborealis 4 года назад +1

      I think mine was the bird calls but the pencils were a close second!

  • @chaoslord8918
    @chaoslord8918 3 года назад +152

    That "cheep-cheep", "uhh... caw-caw" part had me in f-ing tears! The "uhh" really sold it.

    • @Renrutdahc
      @Renrutdahc 9 месяцев назад +5

      The best part 🤣

    • @SometimesCreator
      @SometimesCreator 7 месяцев назад +7

      That was really a p-productive segment, wasn't it?

    • @random__itch
      @random__itch 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@SometimesCreator ... *I don't care.* 😆

  • @Portal2LabRat
    @Portal2LabRat 4 года назад +3520

    "the questions will not matter. the candidates will not answer the questions. i can assure you, none of the questions will have answers"
    finally some honesty in politics

    • @d9zirable
      @d9zirable 4 года назад +127

      Don't forget Donald Trump decided the topics

    • @shizune_
      @shizune_ 4 года назад +42

      *sings New Rules for no reason*

    • @NXTangl
      @NXTangl 4 года назад +10

      666 likes??

    • @d9zirable
      @d9zirable 4 года назад +37

      @@NXTangl Now that reminds me of 2016, where the 6 minute debate was divided into 666 segments, each 6 minutes long

    • @cckiller0053
      @cckiller0053 4 года назад +7

      I got new rules I count them.

  • @Thunderbirds101
    @Thunderbirds101 4 года назад +2545

    *cs188 for President 2020*
    Foundation repair for every American! He'll get the *joj* done!

    • @Draakdarkmaster6
      @Draakdarkmaster6 4 года назад +64

      seconded! Dathings can be his running mate

    • @niceroundtv
      @niceroundtv 4 года назад +22

      Can he fix my B L A C K fof?

    • @ikahekathesnake4233
      @ikahekathesnake4233 4 года назад +21

      I mean he’s not a serial rapist who’s killed 230,000 so at this point sure

    • @eruption257
      @eruption257 4 года назад +32

      100% Unsatisfied.

    • @metetural9140
      @metetural9140 4 года назад +37

      He'll get everyone free hoh sis! No presidents ever done that before!

  • @amooingdog3297
    @amooingdog3297 4 года назад +4680

    The part where Trump debates against himself is pure gold

    • @ChopYT
      @ChopYT 4 года назад +277

      PRESIDENT TRUMP DID A PHENOMENAL JOB

    • @HauntFreak13
      @HauntFreak13 4 года назад +307

      He's the type of guy that would debate himself and STILL say the other guy lost.

    • @Tinyfurball
      @Tinyfurball 4 года назад +47

      @@HauntFreak13 That's a typical Gemini thing. I know. I'm a Gemini. 🤣

    • @jordanwitt3177
      @jordanwitt3177 4 года назад +6

      lol so true

    • @whoknows1447
      @whoknows1447 4 года назад +51

      @@ChopYT We have a fenomenal FENOMENY

  • @John-v5m
    @John-v5m 7 месяцев назад +196

    “I can assure you, none of the candidates will answer the questions.”
    Sounds like they watched you YTP in preparation for the 2024 debate.

    • @morganitEm00NrAVEN
      @morganitEm00NrAVEN 6 месяцев назад +3

      Hehehheher
      When will this world cede

    • @jamestorrens645
      @jamestorrens645 6 месяцев назад +3

      This comment is so true. I watched a bit of the debate and it was all I needed to watch. When given the opportunity to talk, all the two of them did is say how that their opponent is the worst president ever.

    • @John-v5m
      @John-v5m 6 месяцев назад +5

      @@jamestorrens645 Fr they were asked about Ukraine and responded by bickering with each other about Iran (or maybe it was vice versa)

  • @spaceobsessedfemboy
    @spaceobsessedfemboy 4 года назад +2431

    "The f*****g dumpster fire debate"
    Describes the debate perfectly

    • @NexusKin
      @NexusKin 4 года назад +114

      "This debate is a pain in my fockin ass!"

    • @wintertheampharos4725
      @wintertheampharos4725 4 года назад +30

      Once the great Trumpkin lost, he insighted his Trumplings to storm the capital and create panic like a snot nosed brat throwing a tantrum cos it didn’t get its way

    • @number3Ihatetoontown
      @number3Ihatetoontown 4 года назад +5

      What's a dumpster fire? Probably a phrase from 2000's kids. I heard my younger sisters talk about that but the older one says she doesn't remember the 1990's.

    • @number3Ihatetoontown
      @number3Ihatetoontown 4 года назад +1

      @@NexusKin You should watch Master Debate.

    • @aaronlandry3934
      @aaronlandry3934 3 года назад +21

      @@wintertheampharos4725 After multiple months of rioting across the country, Congress only decided that now was the time to get upset over it because it happened to them. If that isn’t typical politician behavior, I don’t know what is.
      Additionally, Trump actually told his supporters “We’re going to go there and we’re going to peacefully protest.”, which is why he was acquitted for the second time in yet another BS Impeachment trial. Politicians: totally useless until it affects them and they’ll barely react even then

  • @Legomicroman
    @Legomicroman 4 года назад +2608

    "Obamahio"
    "MikePencilvania"
    these ones killed me.

  • @briannakaldor-mair9987
    @briannakaldor-mair9987 4 года назад +926

    "I've had more than 7 cases of corona" kills me every time

    • @davidci
      @davidci 4 года назад +46

      The burp is the cherry on top of that part lol

    • @ootfan7882
      @ootfan7882 4 года назад +16

      Ow

    • @springkitty3935
      @springkitty3935 4 года назад +18

      6:39

    • @rgamer4272
      @rgamer4272 4 года назад +15

      I had to pause the video and stand up because I was laughing so hard at that 🤣

    • @number3Ihatetoontown
      @number3Ihatetoontown 4 года назад +1

      Rest In Peace every time.

  • @chickennuggetpaw
    @chickennuggetpaw 2 года назад +128

    Every once in a while Joe Biden’s exasperated “will you shut up man” plays in my head and I have to seize myself so I don’t bust out laughing 💀

  • @dankasaurusrex5892
    @dankasaurusrex5892 4 года назад +3010

    Unlike the actual debates, this wasn’t a waste of time to watch

  • @power0029
    @power0029 4 года назад +438

    “I have Florida. I have Texas. I have Flexas.”

  • @galleryofrogues
    @galleryofrogues 4 года назад +1158

    We got the *sounds*
    We got them *clowns*
    We got the *M A M M O T H*

    • @DrRobotnikPingas
      @DrRobotnikPingas 4 года назад +27

      Time to move from Germany to America. We don't have these things

    • @NexusKin
      @NexusKin 4 года назад +55

      We made the emasculators

    • @estheay3611
      @estheay3611 4 года назад +17

      @@NexusKin Again, nobody cares!

    • @ebonytherussiafan2808
      @ebonytherussiafan2808 4 года назад +1

      Help Donald Trump make the world a better place

    • @pizzahutjr7925
      @pizzahutjr7925 4 года назад +13

      I'm DoInG mY laUndRy

  • @rileyef6719
    @rileyef6719 7 месяцев назад +99

    Can’t wait for the YTP of yesterday’s debate…

  • @norwegianboyee
    @norwegianboyee 4 года назад +665

    Trump: "I tell you Joe, you could never have done the JoJ!"
    Now that's just straigth up mean... He's always done the JoJ.

    • @logandunlap9156
      @logandunlap9156 4 года назад +18

      i assure you he has never done the JoJ

    • @omegagiratina3090
      @omegagiratina3090 4 года назад +16

      The JOJ joke never gets old for his videos I always love it, and it's freaking funny.

    • @ThickestSkull03
      @ThickestSkull03 4 года назад +2

      He needs more JoJ.. He’s not spastic enough.

    • @zarrowthehorse
      @zarrowthehorse 4 года назад +6

      What about SoS

    • @omegagiratina3090
      @omegagiratina3090 4 года назад

      @@zarrowthehorse yea that too it's funny as hell.

  • @medified4872
    @medified4872 4 года назад +1353

    “It’s a fraud, and it’s a shame, and it’s a frame, and it’s a frog.”
    Probably the most inspiring quote I’ve ever heard in my life.

  • @Vilverna
    @Vilverna 4 года назад +2211

    "President Trump will debate himself."
    this is perfect humor.

    • @adisona5582
      @adisona5582 3 года назад +73

      Welcome to the in the past election with two presidential candidates, President Donald Trump and former President Donald Trump.

    • @feywildheart2878
      @feywildheart2878 3 года назад +16

      Keep Yappin man.
      Joe 30330

    • @DavidNewton
      @DavidNewton 3 года назад +7

      That's not all Trump can do to himself.

    • @Jesus4life_39
      @Jesus4life_39 3 года назад +1

      True

    • @quasistudent402
      @quasistudent402 3 года назад +14

      I don't care
      - Trump

  • @XxKittyMewMewXx9
    @XxKittyMewMewXx9 3 года назад +105

    Never forget, "We got them sounds, got them clowns, got the mammoths, and got the emasculators."

    • @Arachnon
      @Arachnon Год назад

      Please don't cut my balls with the emasculator!!!

  • @mryoshiyoshi451
    @mryoshiyoshi451 4 года назад +1762

    What’s interesting is that Biden lost Obamahio while Trump lost Mike Pencylvania.

    • @mattvanorden4929
      @mattvanorden4929 4 года назад +5

      @Mahrus Raaief I know strange right

    • @mattvanorden4929
      @mattvanorden4929 4 года назад +29

      @Mahrus Raaief what about flexas

    • @aaronlandry3934
      @aaronlandry3934 3 года назад +60

      @@mattvanorden4929 Trump had Florida, he had Texas, and he had Flexas

    • @winelectronic101
      @winelectronic101 3 года назад +10

      ​@Mahrus Raaief Fraudulently, of course. Since PA changed some constitutional rules the very last minute of election day allowing the election to extend 11 days later.

    • @aaronlandry3934
      @aaronlandry3934 3 года назад +4

      @@isjustmichael I’ve long since accepted Biden as the President, but Windows is absolute right about that. There were a number of very seedy things done for this election and it probably should have gone to the Supreme Court just so that they can establish firm election lines so that it doesn’t happen like this ever again.
      I don’t think it’s exactly extreme to think that future elections should have better laid out guidelines and therefore less bullshit

  • @bobbywoemack3334
    @bobbywoemack3334 4 года назад +532

    List of things America needs in 2020
    1. Sounds.
    2. Clowns.
    3. Mammoths

    • @kvproductions2581
      @kvproductions2581 4 года назад +24

      One of those things is gonna be very hard to get, but i'm sure they'll get the JoJ done

    • @CasualMitosisCollective
      @CasualMitosisCollective 4 года назад +3

      3.5. Dathings1

    • @easternflower6476
      @easternflower6476 4 года назад +15

      We already have the clowns.

    • @BOG0690
      @BOG0690 4 года назад +1

      And Trump bending Kamala over

    • @Aqua_Bargus
      @Aqua_Bargus 4 года назад

      @@BOG0690 Whoah whoah whoah hold your horses mate

  • @armaggedon390
    @armaggedon390 4 года назад +241

    "I'm doing my laundry."
    Epic joke right there.

    • @rusevdai5810
      @rusevdai5810 4 года назад +23

      And there is money in the machine, fucking brilliant

    • @ПавелДанилов-и2и
      @ПавелДанилов-и2и 4 года назад +24

      @@rusevdai5810 Not just some money, but Russian Rubles, 500 Ruble banknotes, to be exact.

    • @aceofspades4923
      @aceofspades4923 4 года назад +2

      He doesn’t do laundry as soon as one suit is dirty he buys another one.

  • @MasterJim2020
    @MasterJim2020 2 года назад +82

    3:27 “I have Obama-hio. I have Mike Pence-sylvania.” That had me cracking up so hard. 🤣

    • @NexusKin
      @NexusKin 2 года назад +4

      "I have Flexas."

    • @Crimson_Sun2486
      @Crimson_Sun2486 Год назад +3

      "I have Florida"

    • @icecreamjunkie6790
      @icecreamjunkie6790 4 месяца назад +1

      I have Florida, I have Texas, I have Flexas, I have Obamahio, I have Mike Pennsylvania.

  • @hesiod_delta9209
    @hesiod_delta9209 4 года назад +458

    1:40 "Why should Americans trust Americans?" I've been asking myself this question for the last year-and-a-half.

    • @cezarcatalin1406
      @cezarcatalin1406 3 года назад +34

      Nobody makes any sense... NOBODY
      - Boe Jiden

    • @Kurachi84
      @Kurachi84 3 года назад +24

      "for the last year-and-a-half" Europeans: Only then?
      We talked about America even before the internet was big.
      No offense to Americans, just to the country itself... i think.

    • @sentry_repair_mann
      @sentry_repair_mann 3 года назад +8

      same here m80

    • @Cblla
      @Cblla 3 года назад +17

      This sounds like something someone on GTA V Radio would ask

  • @lankthedank6931
    @lankthedank6931 4 года назад +1015

    “President Evil” is my new favorite title.

    • @z01nk3r5
      @z01nk3r5 4 года назад

      same

    • @tahirmukic5460
      @tahirmukic5460 4 года назад +14

      There actually exists a movie named that.

    • @z01nk3r5
      @z01nk3r5 4 года назад +1

      Tahir Mukic aight i’m gonna watch it see ya

    • @kleo5696
      @kleo5696 4 года назад +3

      ruclips.net/video/EQOPC417A_w/видео.html

    • @golgotha3938
      @golgotha3938 4 года назад +6

      President evil : degeneration of the country

  • @danielbice4110
    @danielbice4110 4 года назад +295

    "They'll probably blame him but they'll blame me but they'll probably blame me but more importantly I want to blame him."
    Basically politics in a nutshell

    • @zarrowthehorse
      @zarrowthehorse 4 года назад +15

      @Lilac Milton Why is that exclusive to Trump? Both parties are out to blame each other.

    • @cckiller0053
      @cckiller0053 4 года назад +7

      Actually it's more like "yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap!"

    • @dianemeng1571
      @dianemeng1571 4 года назад +2

      Swiss Cheese: Um, are you --- um... taxi
      *vroom*
      *boing!*

  • @JunKazamaFan
    @JunKazamaFan 7 месяцев назад +44

    Stopped watching the 2024 Presidential Debate and came back to one that's less embarrassing.

  • @OmegaExalted
    @OmegaExalted 4 года назад +484

    "I've had more than seven--*urp*--cases of Corona."

    • @Memelord2020
      @Memelord2020 4 года назад +34

      RIP Swiss Cheese :(

    • @whoknows1447
      @whoknows1447 4 года назад +14

      "Ow"

    • @whoknows1447
      @whoknows1447 4 года назад +2

      @@Memelord2020 :'(

    • @HS_Gomikubi
      @HS_Gomikubi 4 года назад +12

      That "Ow" as he collapses is what really sells the joke for me

  • @shiomicchi7247
    @shiomicchi7247 4 года назад +545

    "President Trump did a phenomenal job"
    "You were a disaster."
    Dialogue 12/10

    • @mattvanorden4929
      @mattvanorden4929 4 года назад +18

      👄👃👄 president trump did a phenomenal job

    • @mr.a7662
      @mr.a7662 2 года назад

      @@mattvanorden4929 No, you were a disaster.

    • @myleswelnetz6700
      @myleswelnetz6700 2 года назад +13

      Oh really? The governors said I did a phenominal job. Most of them said that.

    • @kbleo90
      @kbleo90 Год назад +1

      What do you think now of joes job

    • @SabresGuy87
      @SabresGuy87 Год назад +1

      @@kbleo90 horrifying

  • @scumbagproductions1431
    @scumbagproductions1431 4 года назад +715

    Ah yes, my favorite state
    *FLEXAS*

    • @BelcarrigFarm
      @BelcarrigFarm 4 года назад +54

      Mine is Obamahio

    • @cezarcatalin1406
      @cezarcatalin1406 3 года назад +42

      Morgan Rowsome
      _Mike Pencilvania_

    • @canaanclb
      @canaanclb 3 года назад +22

      I'm not sure the world is ready for what you get when you cross a Texan with Florida Man.

    • @BelcarrigFarm
      @BelcarrigFarm 3 года назад +23

      @@canaanclb flexas man

    • @ryanfriedman4329
      @ryanfriedman4329 3 года назад +10

      Sweet home Pencelbama!

  • @Whynt-e1f
    @Whynt-e1f Год назад +30

    "I welcome you to the fucking dumpster fire debate of 2020"
    he ain't far off.

  • @AmberCommentsThings
    @AmberCommentsThings 4 года назад +1684

    This actually made more sense than the actual debate.

    • @ArpanDe
      @ArpanDe 4 года назад +62

      The actual debate made no sense
      This makes a lot of sense actually

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs 4 года назад +10

      nice tomoko

    • @matthewwells6636
      @matthewwells6636 4 года назад +13

      Theres always one of you people making this comment on ytp debates... (Jealous I didn't make it first)

    • @Karmy.
      @Karmy. 4 года назад +1

      It did

    • @denyrachmatramdhany6138
      @denyrachmatramdhany6138 4 года назад

      For sure.

  • @user-vg9dl2hp6i
    @user-vg9dl2hp6i 4 года назад +1356

    "I've done more drugs today than you have in 47 years"
    Trump confirmed Osbourne ?

  • @AllUsernamesTaken
    @AllUsernamesTaken 4 года назад +644

    I see Hysteria is still Ununited

    • @ootfan7882
      @ootfan7882 4 года назад +39

      I will bring back chopsticks, you can't bring back
      *YOU CAN'T BRING BACK*

    • @Draakdarkmaster6
      @Draakdarkmaster6 4 года назад +8

      @@ootfan7882 i about died when i first saw that XD

    • @richardgadberry8398
      @richardgadberry8398 4 года назад +17

      And the steaks are even higher.

    • @ootfan7882
      @ootfan7882 4 года назад +3

      @@Draakdarkmaster6 same XD

    • @rinirinachan7202
      @rinirinachan7202 4 года назад +5

      5:20 WAAAAAAAAAATERRRRR.... Lost it there!!!

  • @byronthevideomaker
    @byronthevideomaker 7 месяцев назад +48

    PRESIDENT EVIL 3, AMERICA LOSES THE FREAKING GAME AGAIN

  • @triplek-dysongamingwithdan7771
    @triplek-dysongamingwithdan7771 4 года назад +461

    The first president ate CS188 in Hamilton

    • @nitrobreed
      @nitrobreed 4 года назад +13

      Can you make me a sandwich?

    • @chriso1222
      @chriso1222 4 года назад +4

      I second that sandwich

    • @MajesticMollusk
      @MajesticMollusk 4 года назад +14

      @@nitrobreed I did it.
      Sex.

    • @elementnme
      @elementnme 4 года назад +3

      I third that sandwich

    • @nitrobreed
      @nitrobreed 4 года назад +4

      @@MajesticMollusk NOOOOOOO

  • @richardgadberry8398
    @richardgadberry8398 4 года назад +655

    "Donald Trump decided the topics and the questions will not matter."

  • @arjaycook7612
    @arjaycook7612 4 года назад +248

    "President Trump, I would like you to let me ask my question."
    "NOPE."
    That was seamless, and I loved it.

    • @Memelord2020
      @Memelord2020 4 года назад +10

      I am doing my laundry

    • @VaporeonLayne
      @VaporeonLayne 4 года назад +13

      @@Memelord2020 (Washing machine running)
      *This debate is a pain in my fuckin' ass!*

    • @itsssuper
      @itsssuper 4 года назад

      @@VaporeonLayne He is not for any help for people needing help.

    • @WyattCayer
      @WyattCayer 4 года назад

      @@VaporeonLayne XD LOVE IT!!!

  • @DariusSergal
    @DariusSergal 2 года назад +35

    6:32 The most visually appealing thing in this frame has to be that Exit door

  • @lastsaneman19
    @lastsaneman19 4 года назад +173

    We got the SOUNDS
    We got the CLOWNS
    We got the MAMMOTHS
    We made them EMASCULATED

    • @sirvival8169
      @sirvival8169 4 года назад +4

      Return of the Cockslicer

    • @theChain120
      @theChain120 4 года назад +9

      I loved the tribute to DaThings1 when he said "Mammoths"

    • @coreyradons7495
      @coreyradons7495 4 года назад +1

      @@theChain120 and the Noisepuppet TOOT reference

  • @magmatri-studios
    @magmatri-studios 4 года назад +1084

    Mike Pencelyvania is the funniest pun I've heard in a while.

  • @elliot5958
    @elliot5958 4 года назад +322

    4:36
    Honestly, i'm sure that's what he was thinking during the actual debate

    • @KnakuanaRka
      @KnakuanaRka 3 года назад +6

      😆 🤣 xD xD x’D Oh so much.

    • @NexusKin
      @NexusKin 3 года назад +6

      Yeah, this was definitely the fockin dumpster fire debate.

    • @s.kieyyyy923
      @s.kieyyyy923 3 года назад +8

      “This debate is a pain in my flackin’ azz”

  • @freedomgoddess
    @freedomgoddess Год назад +18

    this is unironically a well done ytp. it's not just some random stuff slapped together, it's random stuff slapped together portraying a STORY. really well done, and i hate to have been 3 years late. at least i've watched other stuff you've made over the years.

  • @s.kieyyyy923
    @s.kieyyyy923 4 года назад +2363

    Biden: *farts*
    Trump: Listen, he just passed gas!
    Biden: *sweating* That’s simply not true!

    • @BelcarrigFarm
      @BelcarrigFarm 4 года назад +73

      We got the sounds we got the clowns we got the mammoths

    • @cherithmorgan7877
      @cherithmorgan7877 4 года назад +55

      Everytime you see him he's gotta FART

    • @s.kieyyyy923
      @s.kieyyyy923 4 года назад +51

      @@cherithmorgan7877 that’s why I’m speaking 200 feet away from him

    • @Octo_0687
      @Octo_0687 4 года назад +23

      Sounds like your typical game of among us at that point

    • @chronic_daydreamer
      @chronic_daydreamer 3 года назад +5

      I lost it at that part

  • @NowBearInMind
    @NowBearInMind 4 года назад +450

    "Cheep cheep cheep"
    - Donald Trump

    • @kratosgow09
      @kratosgow09 4 года назад +56

      "cawk cawk"

    • @bfcofficial17
      @bfcofficial17 4 года назад +30

      "Coo coo coo coo"

    • @yaknophonics
      @yaknophonics 4 года назад +6

      That was my favorite part!

    • @probium2832
      @probium2832 4 года назад +3

      Johnny just after he calls you a chicken

    • @probium2832
      @probium2832 4 года назад

      @@bfcofficial17 LIVE STOP IT PLEASE is hosting what could potentially be a world-changing election; idk who to trust

  • @blurplepie
    @blurplepie 4 года назад +188

    "I ate a couple of pencils last week. they were number 2. they were pointy."
    LOL

    • @Jesus4life_39
      @Jesus4life_39 3 года назад +5

      I'm doing my laundry Rev Rev Rev Rev 🤣🤣🤣🤣😍🤣🤣🤣

    • @chefboiarby304
      @chefboiarby304 2 года назад +1

      Students on their journal assignment be like:
      EDIT: They weren't Michanical Pencels.

  • @ronture8279
    @ronture8279 2 месяца назад +10

    Trump having Florida, Texas, Flexas, Obamahio, and Mike Penceylvania has aged like fine wine.

  • @EssentiallyFalse
    @EssentiallyFalse 4 года назад +173

    This has to be the best debate YTP. There's so many old references like HoH SiS, bringing back chopsticks, sock slider, etc. The consistency in this poop with things like swiss cheese and joe wanting to pee is amazing. Anyways i was laughing non-stop for a good minute after this thanks mate

  • @yelazyy
    @yelazyy 4 года назад +330

    "The questions wont matter"
    you're not wrong.

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs 4 года назад +2

      you're

    • @yelazyy
      @yelazyy 4 года назад +3

      @@SmashLiXs thanks

    • @gaelstromproductions
      @gaelstromproductions 4 года назад +11

      @@yelazyy There are no words I can find to express my pure joy that in this time where youtube comments have become a dumpster fire of humanity, and these are our leaders becoming a parody of reality even without cs188's brilliance, that on a satirical youtube poop someone not only handled a grammatical correction with maturity, but gratitude, and followed through with said correction. I am both annoyed and humbled that something this simple brought me such joy and hope for our people and our planet as a small microcosm for what should be our reality. For reasons that may never be able to be communicated in the grand scheme of things, I appreciate this simple back and forth so much, even if either one was meant ironically, that it was conveyed in this way.
      Gentlemen and/or ladies, thank you.

    • @deuceydee3506
      @deuceydee3506 4 года назад +3

      @@gaelstromproductions Hear, hear!
      When the big picture is fucked, it's the little things that keep you going

  • @Almatair
    @Almatair 4 года назад +330

    The scariest part about this is that cs188 had to actually watch and get all the clips he's using. He had to sit there, and actually edit that fucking dumpster fire. You've done a great service and your sacrifice will be remembered.

  • @edrick106
    @edrick106 6 месяцев назад +31

    0:46 bro predicted the future

  • @youngbloodfantasy91
    @youngbloodfantasy91 4 года назад +172

    The continual barrage of visual gags and the wonderful cast of characters including Donald Trump vs. himself, Joe Bye-den, and Swiss Cheese makes it a crown jewel of presidential debate YTP.
    Also Ohiobama and Mike Pennsylvania are great swinggniws states.
    Caw caw. Coo coo. Caw.

    • @rideorhitchhike3347
      @rideorhitchhike3347 4 года назад +3

      I was hoping for Alobama and Pencevania, but missed opportunities, oh well.

    • @rideorhitchhike3347
      @rideorhitchhike3347 4 года назад +4

      (also #2 pencilvania.)

    • @Draakdarkmaster6
      @Draakdarkmaster6 4 года назад +3

      i've had... uhh.... 7 cases of corona... *collapses*

    • @Karmy.
      @Karmy. 4 года назад +5

      "NOPE! I'm doing my laundry!" destroyed me

    • @c-jayphantm2715
      @c-jayphantm2715 4 года назад

      @@Karmy. same

  • @HoChiMints2007
    @HoChiMints2007 4 года назад +167

    Cheep cheep. Caw caw. Coo coo. Caw caw.
    One eyed Joe: That was a really productive segment wasn't it?

    • @fructuous7242
      @fructuous7242 4 года назад +15

      Trump: *I DON'T CARE*

    • @AdeleEevee
      @AdeleEevee 4 года назад +5

      🎶if it hadn't been for one eyed joe, i'd been married a long time ago🎶

    • @cckiller0053
      @cckiller0053 4 года назад +4

      Shiny Char Tump: Bet I'll tell you Joe, you could never have done the JoJ!

    • @fructuous7242
      @fructuous7242 4 года назад +4

      @@cckiller0053Joe: I know how to do the JoJ-

    • @cckiller0053
      @cckiller0053 4 года назад +4

      Shiny Char Trump: But you didn't do very well in foundation repair. 100% unsatisfied.

  • @shitpostgrotto2982
    @shitpostgrotto2982 4 года назад +124

    Ah yes, the most important American State: Flexas Tape, represented by Philadelphia Swift

    • @dubenforcer
      @dubenforcer 4 года назад +13

      And Mike Pencilvannia

    • @sprtsfanatic1
      @sprtsfanatic1 4 года назад +6

      *WOOOOO, NOW THAT’S A LOTTA MEMES*

    • @ArcturusOTE
      @ArcturusOTE 4 года назад +1

      Followed by Billy Maines here!

  • @umbreon713
    @umbreon713 7 месяцев назад +36

    here for president evil 3

    • @credentials4664
      @credentials4664 6 месяцев назад +3

      The return of joe and trump

    • @zye.
      @zye. 6 месяцев назад

      Joe Bye-den and Infected Trump

    • @EliasCastillejaKS
      @EliasCastillejaKS 6 месяцев назад +2

      It’s here

    • @credentials4664
      @credentials4664 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@EliasCastillejaKS yes baby !! President evil 3 : the return of Joe and Trump

  • @inspirational3396
    @inspirational3396 4 года назад +312

    This is a masterpiece. I loled especially hard at "chip chip chip, caw caw" part.

    • @josephhirning2372
      @josephhirning2372 3 года назад +15

      same.

    • @zBrainlezz
      @zBrainlezz 2 года назад +25

      Trump: "I got it for so cheep cheep"
      Chris: "...um... caw caw"

    • @myleswelnetz6700
      @myleswelnetz6700 2 года назад +11

      That was a really productive segment, wasn’t it?

    • @Crimson_Sun2486
      @Crimson_Sun2486 Год назад +3

      ​@@myleswelnetz6700
      *I* *D O N ' T* *C A R E*

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 Год назад +2

      ​@@Crimson_Sun2486 But I'll tell you, Joe, you could never have done the JoJ

  • @shizune_
    @shizune_ 4 года назад +280

    3:51 I love that Swiss Cheese hesitated before cawing.

    • @disk38
      @disk38 3 года назад +16

      lmao

    • @andrewswander4345
      @andrewswander4345 3 года назад +46

      That was a really a...a productive segment....wasn't it?

    • @EmeraldEleki7
      @EmeraldEleki7 3 года назад +10

      Noice

    • @rashira9610
      @rashira9610 3 года назад +10

      Sometimes you have to contemplate weather or not coming our as a furry will work in your favor.

    • @VicGChad07
      @VicGChad07 2 года назад +12

      @@andrewswander4345 IDONTCARE. But I'll tell you, Joe: you could never have done the JOJ.

  • @youtuberson4077
    @youtuberson4077 4 года назад +156

    "I've done more drugs today than you've done in 47 years, Joe" that's a mood

    • @zarrowthehorse
      @zarrowthehorse 4 года назад +5

      Imagine saying mood uniroincally in 2020

    • @youtuberson4077
      @youtuberson4077 4 года назад +10

      @@zarrowthehorse i...i cant!

    • @ComingInHotPink
      @ComingInHotPink 4 года назад +6

      @@zarrowthehorse Imagine using "Imagine saying" unironically in 2020

    • @Cobalt985
      @Cobalt985 4 года назад +3

      @@zarrowthehorse imagine actually being this person

  • @Delta_plays
    @Delta_plays Год назад +30

    "This debate was a pain in my fucking ass"
    Lol

  • @FatherAxeKeeper
    @FatherAxeKeeper 4 года назад +133

    when Biden "respawned" at 6:00 I lost it lol

    • @tysondogg242
      @tysondogg242 4 года назад +1

      hilarious

    • @CassandraPantaristi
      @CassandraPantaristi 4 года назад +1

      Biden probably got some of Trump's COVID-infected blood got on him.

    • @korvusgaming4927
      @korvusgaming4927 4 года назад +3

      The audience in the room gas agreed to remain silent so that we can focus--SILENT.

  • @sefccms93
    @sefccms93 4 года назад +75

    4:02 “That was really a productive segment wasn’t it?” -Joe Wazowski

    • @matrich__5155
      @matrich__5155 4 года назад +4

      4:05 lol

    • @2frudels
      @2frudels 4 года назад +6

      “I don’t care”- Very Sun tanned Trump

  • @doodoobutter101
    @doodoobutter101 4 года назад +83

    I love the "just believe me, don't watch" throwback.

  • @garthvader9916
    @garthvader9916 3 года назад +27

    Swiss Cheese: "Taxi."
    *nopes the fuck out*

  • @KingBueno619
    @KingBueno619 4 года назад +264

    This should be shown on CNN Politics for this actual debate

    • @johnb8956
      @johnb8956 4 года назад +13

      It’d be closer to the truth than anything else on CNN 😂

    • @jakespacepiratee3740
      @jakespacepiratee3740 4 года назад +3

      @@johnb8956 Yeah like Fox News.
      I'm kidding.

    • @johnb8956
      @johnb8956 4 года назад +2

      @@jakespacepiratee3740 CNN is worse

    • @jakespacepiratee3740
      @jakespacepiratee3740 4 года назад +4

      @@johnb8956 Worse?

    • @johnb8956
      @johnb8956 4 года назад +2

      @@jakespacepiratee3740 yeah

  • @FieldMarshalYT
    @FieldMarshalYT 4 года назад +88

    "This debate is a pain in my fawkin ass" - Mod Chris

  • @Marverick1998
    @Marverick1998 4 года назад +324

    "We have a phenomenal phenomeny."
    This is honestly something I could see Trump tweeting.
    Edit: 3:49 The debate has ascended. I cannot breathe.

    • @Draakdarkmaster6
      @Draakdarkmaster6 4 года назад +23

      cheep cheep...
      ... uh... caw caw...
      cheep cheep cheep
      caw caw caw...

    • @ninrey19
      @ninrey19 4 года назад +4

      Covfefe

    • @ArpanDe
      @ArpanDe 4 года назад +2

      Call Eminem now
      If you don't, somebody will

    • @PsychoticSorcerer666
      @PsychoticSorcerer666 4 года назад +2

      STRENERGY

  • @franlilith4591
    @franlilith4591 3 года назад +22

    I've watched this like 40 times and just notice that the laundry machine in my favorite joke in here has money in it instead of clothes. improved the joke tbh

  • @WilliamMaranciMashups
    @WilliamMaranciMashups 4 года назад +953

    YESSSSS YOU'RE BACK

    • @RetrX1
      @RetrX1 4 года назад +6

      Ok

    • @DevilBoy-ww9ud
      @DevilBoy-ww9ud 4 года назад +6

      Didn't take you for a CS188 fan

    • @greenxdsayhi1802
      @greenxdsayhi1802 4 года назад +2

      And he will be gone for another 3 months

    • @DONKEYKONG260
      @DONKEYKONG260 4 года назад

      @@greenxdsayhi1802 Cs188 and Jimmy Davis will be here til the end of time.

    • @ammagon4519
      @ammagon4519 4 года назад

      Wait you're verified now.

  • @kratos1563
    @kratos1563 4 года назад +130

    Swiss cheese is right.
    This debate is a pain in the ass.

  • @violetstarsign
    @violetstarsign 4 года назад +42

    I thought the art of the YTP died years ago. Thank you, sir, for proving me wrong.
    Stay enlightened, you beautiful living renaissance.

  • @6piecechickenmcnuggets23
    @6piecechickenmcnuggets23 7 месяцев назад +27

    7:37 CS188 predicted the 2024 debate.

  • @wutguycreations
    @wutguycreations 4 года назад +86

    0:45
    "The candidates will not answer the questions"
    I mean this isn't wrong...

  • @jacobrzeszewski6527
    @jacobrzeszewski6527 4 года назад +190

    It’s kind of depressing seeing less anarchy and chaos in a YTP than the actual debate it’s mixed off of.
    PS, Presidential Debate 2020 < Game chats

    • @flytrapYTP
      @flytrapYTP 4 года назад +6

      CAW CAW CAW

    • @namelazz1999
      @namelazz1999 4 года назад +2

      @@flytrapYTP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP

    • @cckiller0053
      @cckiller0053 4 года назад +2

      pReSiDeNt tRuMp dId A pHeNoMeNaL jOb

  • @funtonite
    @funtonite 6 месяцев назад +7

    1:29 when I heard Biden pulled out of the presidential race - "bye-bye Joe Biden"

  • @platonicallyinpain6501
    @platonicallyinpain6501 4 года назад +338

    "I've done more drugs today than you've done in 47 years Joe"
    -Donald Trump, 2020

    • @YourRegularFilipino
      @YourRegularFilipino 3 года назад +20

      No, his name is Tronald Dump

    • @Kromiball
      @Kromiball 2 года назад +14

      @@YourRegularFilipino His name is President Evil 2, not Tronald Dump.

    • @cf4749
      @cf4749 Год назад +6

      ​@@Kromiball president 2-ply

    • @anitamihholap5926
      @anitamihholap5926 Год назад

      @@YourRegularFilipino that was actually a character from Planet Sheen on Nick.

  • @Eraeraeric
    @Eraeraeric 4 года назад +71

    *"I've done more drugs today than you have done in 47 years Joe"*

  • @DMadHacks
    @DMadHacks 4 года назад +450

    this country is unfixable but at least there's memes

    • @eugeneedgeworth1436
      @eugeneedgeworth1436 4 года назад +56

      We live in the Ununited State of Hysteria

    • @roinymphornithorynque3282
      @roinymphornithorynque3282 4 года назад +18

      As an european, i enjoy the memes

    • @minimalgrammar1276
      @minimalgrammar1276 4 года назад +9

      It's quite fixable, provided this monster gets his ass kicked in the election.

    • @flying_Night_slasher
      @flying_Night_slasher 4 года назад +19

      @@minimalgrammar1276 yeah Biden is a puppet and a Communist and Trump will set us free

    • @greedo194
      @greedo194 4 года назад +20

      @@flying_Night_slasher both are clowns

  • @Bradytheawesomeman777
    @Bradytheawesomeman777 7 месяцев назад +19

    Here comes a new presidential ytp

  • @superkh12
    @superkh12 4 года назад +101

    Listen, the JOJ always needs to live on. 100% Unsatisfied

  • @LauraValentini1994
    @LauraValentini1994 4 года назад +164

    This has still more sense than the original debate.
    One hour and a half of my life completely wasted.

    • @jacobrzeszewski6527
      @jacobrzeszewski6527 4 года назад +15

      And seven minutes of that successfully redeemed.

    • @D.KlWA-aG
      @D.KlWA-aG 4 года назад +2

      my one life and then a half more completely wasted.

    • @2yoyoyo1Unplugged
      @2yoyoyo1Unplugged 4 года назад +5

      @@installshieldwizard3017 that and Trump made Americans all look stupider

    • @Foxxnioxx
      @Foxxnioxx 4 года назад +2

      I only lasted half an hour. I turned it off when they started the race-baiting nonsense.

    • @Foxxnioxx
      @Foxxnioxx 4 года назад +1

      @@2yoyoyo1Unplugged Maybe to Harris-supporting communists.

  • @Animoji18
    @Animoji18 4 года назад +215

    Trump denying Swiss cheese’s request to ask a question and doing his laundry got me ROFL

    • @BelcarrigFarm
      @BelcarrigFarm 4 года назад +7

      You mean swiss cheese?

    • @Kromiball
      @Kromiball 2 года назад +7

      NOPE, I'm do-ing my laundrei.

    • @stealthysniper61psn58
      @stealthysniper61psn58 2 года назад +9

      And the fact that his "laundry" is money.

    • @zBrainlezz
      @zBrainlezz 2 года назад +4

      I was wondering if someone had already mentioned that he was "laundering money", as it were 😆

    • @myleswelnetz6700
      @myleswelnetz6700 11 месяцев назад +1

      This debate is a pain in my neck.

  • @Drilbit
    @Drilbit 8 месяцев назад +15

    With the recent news we should be getting president evil 3 soon.

  • @billcipher1756
    @billcipher1756 4 года назад +85

    "seriously, can i leave for a moment to take a peepee?"
    *"THE ANSWER IS NO"*

    • @ootfan7882
      @ootfan7882 4 года назад +8

      Nobody:
      Me when I had to pee in school XD

  • @icansensemymothersdisappoi2954
    @icansensemymothersdisappoi2954 4 года назад +444

    *"Serously, can I leave for a moment to take a pee-pee?"*
    *"NO."*
    *-Bye-den and Swiss Cheese (2020)*

    • @fuckthistension2690
      @fuckthistension2690 4 года назад +4

      bye-den😭👎

    • @serjgaming1622
      @serjgaming1622 4 года назад +30

      And by the way, can I take a piss?
      *NO* you cant
      _Later_
      Seriously, can I leave for a moment to take a pee-pee
      And the answer is *NO*
      _even later_
      How many of you woke up this morning and went number 1-
      No, Sir I
      You should go out and Urinate.
      Please

    • @d33rub16
      @d33rub16 4 года назад +1

      @@serjgaming1622 Number 1 lives matter

    • @steveguzman6141
      @steveguzman6141 4 года назад +1

      Imagine getting audience members not to shit on the floor mats.

    • @Steven-pb4wn
      @Steven-pb4wn 4 года назад +3

      It’s like in school

  • @jakesanchez6621
    @jakesanchez6621 4 года назад +50

    "I have florida, I have texas, I have flexas"
    That's so fucking stupid but it had me rolling

  • @halfdraco7765
    @halfdraco7765 3 месяца назад +4

    I never noticed the laundry in the "I'm doing my laundry" joke was money! He's literally money laundering!

  • @jaxbarnettprice
    @jaxbarnettprice 4 года назад +57

    4:10 “You didn’t do very well in foundation repair. 100% unsatisfied.” Lmfao 😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @alienairplanes
    @alienairplanes 4 года назад +694

    This is so unbiased, this my fellow human beings is what political humor should be

    • @jeremyhilderbrand4250
      @jeremyhilderbrand4250 4 года назад +98

      That's a fact, i feel like the people who can make fun of both parties are the best kind

    • @aidencarbinator7466
      @aidencarbinator7466 4 года назад +11

      Indeed

    • @SkylabBeats
      @SkylabBeats 4 года назад +8

      @@jeremyhilderbrand4250 definitely agreed

    • @jeremyhilderbrand4250
      @jeremyhilderbrand4250 4 года назад +47

      @@SkylabBeats ikr, as someone with a strong political preference, i often dont find it funny when the candidate i dislike is getting made fun of. It's only funny when its both of them 😂😂😂

    • @GreatHornedCynic
      @GreatHornedCynic 4 года назад +4

      Well met sir!

  • @user-wv5gv3dw5u
    @user-wv5gv3dw5u 4 года назад +230

    Fuck..... this brings me back to being a middle schooler and racing home each day to see if cs188 had uploaded anything.

    • @number3Ihatetoontown
      @number3Ihatetoontown 4 года назад +5

      You Tube didn't exist until I was in high school. I remember playing that game from his video All at Your Fingertits when I was in Kindergarten. Peter reminded me of myself.

    • @number3Ihatetoontown
      @number3Ihatetoontown 3 года назад +3

      The best thing I remember after junior high was a football game when one girl flashed me and another girl mooned me.

    • @pa7832
      @pa7832 3 года назад +1

      @@number3Ihatetoontown Interesting story to hear. What's that game you're talking about?

    • @number3Ihatetoontown
      @number3Ihatetoontown 3 года назад +3

      @@pa7832 Chip's Challenge. There was also a reference to Kids Pix.

    • @twitchyeyess
      @twitchyeyess 3 года назад

      Dont forget about losing the game!

  • @avalonjustin
    @avalonjustin Год назад +10

    "I've done more drugs today than you've done in fourty-seven years Joe." -Tronald Dump