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"What kind of 12 year old is just swooning over some guy who's like 45?"
You obviously haven't read many wattpad stories
😂 I read wattpad way too much in highschool haha
and I dont want to
he'd make a new channel roasting the hell out of those Wattpad's stories if he did lol
oml pls 💀💀💀
Okay but most of the 45 year olds who people swoon over are at least somewhat attractive. Lockhart really isn't at all
“What kind of 12 year old girl swoons of a dude who’s like 45”
Me: *looks back at my past self* w-well
Same! I had a huge crush on Pierce Bronson (one of the many James Bonds) and I also thought Alan Alda(from MASH) was pretty good looking for mass majority of my childhood.
I think my first crush was Legolas (Orlando Bloom, Right?). I was 8... So, this is so relatable
I need confirmation, was it Supernatural and Sherlock or are you younger than that T-T
I mean…I had Sean Connery and Sam Elliot and they are both at least 40-50 years older then me.
And I still think Mr. Elliot is one fine silver fox so…yeah xD
R.I.P Sir Sean Connery
@@jessicav931 dude- same 😭
TO be fair, I think "My parents are dead" is a fair deflection when somebody's stepping in your bubble and complementing their murderer.
Not to mention the next thing Harry says is “he was nothing more than a murderer” as a counter to Lucius calling Voldemort a legend
I agree. Harry shut him out of the convo appropriately
Totally fair when someone tells Harry his parents' murderer was a legend. I couldn't stop diagreeing with Alex's humor about it the whole video lol
@Hoopdy *complimenting. ;-)
@@nathanlatham5651 That must have been in a deleted scene, I didn't see it on the dvd
“Did anybody hear a weird moaning sound coming from the bathroom last night?” “Must have been a ghost!“ had me on the floor laughing 😂
whats a had me on the floor laughing and how can i get on it
@@brandon0sh it was a typo 😂
“my parents are dead so that means i’m batman”
…don’t give people ideas
🤣🤣😂🤣😂
every wattpad y/n ever
@@FandomGirl42 …
@@FandomGirl42 oh, god...not them.
Shit I killed my parents and I'm still not Batman I'm just an ex convict now
Lockhart was way younger in the books... They just made everyone old in the movies (Snape, Lockhart, Marauders..)
I was always so mad about how old they made Remus and Sirius.
@Syd - may be just because they wanted to make it old school vibes entire movie was around teachers and students relations as students of Hogwarts under the wings of teachers of Hogwarts ...
Right?! Lily and James were like in their early twenties or something when they died, not middle aged (ehhummm hp and the sorcerer's stone)
@@killhannaah they adjusted them in movies to ... Watch James in that photo(gif)
younger?
“That would change his search history forever”
I’m dying on the floor 💀
I like how you combined Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw 👍
when I saw Hermione in the bathroom I exclaimed FURRY
STAY
hope you recover
I just like how the entirety of Harry Potter is just everyone getting mad at harry for no reason
And that would happen in every movie 🙄
"Fame is a fickle thing Harry." Right before Harry is outed as a parseltongue and bullied throughout throughout the school only to be lauded after he saves Ginny, then third year when he faints at dementors and gets bullied again but wins Quidditch and is a big deal again. Then the rollarcoaster of public opinion that haunts Harry through 4th/5th/6th year. IDK Lockhart had a very good point there.
@Anonymus X Hey, even a broken clock is right twice a day...
@@Dargonhuman GAWD DAYUM I LOVE THIS
Tf
Hey remember Justin Beaver remember the craz that happened with him
Lockhart isn't completely stupid.
I love how Tom ad libbed Draco's "I didn't know you could read" line. Similarly, Daniel improvised "Don't worry, I will be", to Lucius at the end.
I just wanna know who told Issacs to say 'Avada- when pointing his wand at Harry in the end
XD yes i love that
@Katy TerBerg that's just beyond perfect
I love these inside crumbs 🤣
You are everywhere loll
7:52
This is really not as unusual as you might think. It'd only be weird if Lockhart was also returning those feelings.
Also, Gilderoy Lockhart in the books is described as a stunningly handsome 29-year old, on top of being regarded as a brilliant wizard, an actual hero, and one of the country's top celebrities.
I figured he was way younger in the books, since wizards basically do so much when young, and then just keep going into severely old age. They graduate school at 17, then go into the workforce. Harry's parents were like 21 when they died, which we do not get from the movies because they cast far older actors.
Hermione's initial reaction should have been that of pure shock and anxiety. She looked like she was at an Elvis concert and would have left the seat wet (this happened to a lot of seats at Elvis concerts)
i mean it's normal in all ways. a little girl crushing on a handsome man. wow. shocking.
For real, when I was in the 3rd grade I had a huge crush on John Travolta after watching the movie Grease, so the idea that Hermione would be smitten with Lockhart isn’t too out there in my opinion.
As much as the Dursleys hated Harry living with them, they didn't want him being happy at Hogwarts more.
Yes, typical narcissism
Sounds like my family.
Yes. Plus, I'd have to look it up in the book to be sure, but I don't think Vernon says "You're never going back to that school". I think he just locks harry in to his room to prevent him doing anything else, although, that in itself doesn't make sense, because if Harry was as dangerously magical as Vernon thinks he is, a locked door would hardly be an issue. LOL
@@PeterCamberwick In the book, Uncle Vernon specifically locks Harry in the room because he finds out Harry isn't allowed to use magic outside school. He even sneers at Harry to go ahead and try getting out of his locked room using magic, and therefore get himself expelled from Hogwarts in the process. Being locked in his room isn't a life threatening situation he could be allowed to use magic to get out of.
Harry being left at the Dursley's was supposed to be for his safety, but after he started attending school, that should have not been necessary anymore. Especially when Voldemort had dementors seeking him out. JK though just planted her feet obstinately, as always.
I liked the books better bc it actually explained the thing with Ginny instead of just saying “oh yeah that was Ginny, anyways so-“
ya unfortunately it takes 2 years to make a hp movie and nobody remembers anything about a character that doesn't have a ton of speaking lines
This pretty much sums up how they treated Ginny for the entire 7 movies she was in lol
@Rara🇦 How about no
I loved the way they got together in the book and that kiss after the game in their commonroom, ron being pissed at harry later and finally accepting it. I hate the way they got together in the movie, that akward sloppy kiss, like how do you tie someones shoelaces and think its the perfect time to kiss someone you never kissed before.
@@LeilaleilaZ ok but you’re not wrong tho-
"I'll be in my bedroom, making no noise and pretending that I don't exist."
Thanks for calling me out like that J.K.
And the middle child quote!!! Gahd that cut deep
Best line in the whole franchise
@@spideymatt93 lol agreed
@@fukadaendim5800 ?????
I'm almost 30 and this is still me for a fairly large percentage of my daily life lmao
The chamber of secrets wasn't originally built in the girl's bathroom, Corvinus Gaunt had to make a new entrance once all the *quote* "new-fangled plumbing" was built around it.
I was reading this too fast and thought you said Coronavirus Gaunt 😅 😷
huh?
@@ProudRavenclaw23 New coronavirus origin theory: It was invented by muggle hating wizards!😲
Also wanted to point out if the bathroom was constructed by Salazar 900 something years ago; why did he choose the women’s room? He created a secret hidden tunnel with an effigy of himself and snakes…under the women’s bathroom. Raises more questions if you ask me. Lol
You can imagine him just loitering outside waiting for all the girls to come out, then goes to walk in and another bunch just strolls up so he has to pretend like he wasn't going in and having to wait another half hour cause girls take forever
@@maxbracegirdle9990 😂 love it. Every time the girls walk past he holds the hidden pallet of makeup tighter under his robes. If anyone in Hogwarts found out his terrible secret he would be ruined. Lmao
Well it's a chamber of secrets alright
Before the 18th Century when all the new, more complicated plumbing was installed at Hogwarts, the entrance to the Chamber was just a concealed trapdoor and a series of tunnels.
When the plumbing was installed, Corvinus Gaunt, who was a student at the time realized that the secrecy and access of it would be at risk, because the new girl’s bathroom was where the trapdoor lay. Corvinus Gaunt, A direct descendant of Slytherin, took it on himself to protect the Chamber’s entrance and secrecy.
@@strangequark64209 by forever confusing the people of Hogwarts to think Salazar had some kind of weirdo pervert shrine under the girl’s bathroom. Lol
"I'll be in my bedroom, making no noise, pretending I don't exist"
Story of my life since lockdown 😑
Lol
Bro, thats everyone's life
Preach, we can ALL relate to that over the past 18 months!
lol
Story of my life since I was like 8
"YES, ALEX FINALLY DID ANOTHER HARRY POTTER VIDEO" Dumbledore said calmly.
yeah "calmly"
😩😂😂
Dumbledore said calmly by gently grasping Alex's throat, and choking him...
DIDYOUPUTYOURNAMEINTHEGOBLETOFFIRE🤬🤬
Youre 2 movies to early
It’s insane how many problems would be solved if Hogwarts just had security cameras in this and just about every movie in this series…
Bombarda maxima!!!
There goes your security camera
Security cameras in a bathroom create issues, not solve them.
Electric object apparently do not work around wizards in canon. The magic disrupts their function. That's why the whole magical society rocks that medievel-core. Like the Malfoys are rich but even they don't own a laundry machine. Dobby scrubbed their clothes clean the old-fashioned way.
Or time-turners. If only they were a thing in the Harry Potter universe, all mysteries would be solved.
Oh, wait...
@@anjafrohlich1170 But guns do...
I think the point with moaning myrtle is that kids don’t go there because she’s very…. Annoying, not necessarily scary. Also she tells people what students do in her bathroom all the time so it’s not really private either.
Myrtle's annoying, but she's also one of the few good parts of the last Star Wars movie. She voiced Babu Frik.
I love how he is weirded out by the girls fan girling over Lockhart but then later points out Lucius’s Lucious Locks
Well last I checked, he wasn’t a ten year old schoolgirl
@@linken0879 You mean 12 as this involves on him talking about fangirls crushing hormones on some guys way older.
@@alexk7880 exactly.. thats pretty much any young teen at that age. The magical hormones come into play. Its cringe but not shocking and pretty accurate.
@@Bigbadpoppaj weird thing is that people get offended that depictions projecting from real life at times from what the creator learned. But still separate as fiction takes from reality but doesn't apply back as people keep assuming it will make people emulate fiction which is stupid
@@Bigbadpoppaj It's not pretty accurate at all. 12 year old girls are not crushing on 45 year old geezers. IF they're crushing on anyone at all, they may be crushing on some of their peers or some corny young boy bands like One Direction. But not on some middle age mofo.
“What kind of 12 year old swoons at 45 year old man?”
You clearly haven’t seen tom hiddleston and sebastian stan fandoms
I-, um, you're not wrong, in fact this is so true it hurts-
i’m 14 and in love with a 42 year old…..
Or Johnny Depp fan girls that are now almost 30. Lol
@@mewow3556 platonically right?
@@Esterferreiradecastro how would you be platonically in love with someone?
16:21 The entrance to the Chamber of Secrets was originally a trap door. In the 18th century Hogwarts decided to introduce an elaborate plumbing system. Corvinus Gaunt protected the entrance by concealing it behind the plumbing fixtures. The heirs of Slytherin always knew the entrance to the Chamber but only Voldemort tried to use the Basilsk to reek havoc. Also, the Gaunt family carried the Slytherin bloodline and Merope Gaunt was Voldemort's mother and Marvolo Gaunt his maternal Grandfather.
To this day, it's still disappointing the flying car never came back. It felt so obvious that part of Vodlemort's downfall would include the Weasley's Car roaring out of the Forest and slamming into Voldy, creating an opening for Harry to defeat him, which would have been hilarious, but the books lost more and more of their sense of humor as they went on
It would and I love that idea
I think they wanted to make it more serious and dramatic. To be fair though they still had Fred and george for comedic relief.
@@dovidsilbert And she literally killed one half of the comedic relief in the last book. I don't know about you, but I attach some symbolism to that.
@@MegaKnight2012 wdym
@@dovidsilbert Fred and George's purpose was comedy, and she literally mutilated and killed the comedy in her series
I love the contrast between the actors' British accents and Alex's american accent
Frr 😂😂
@@fukadaendim5800 wiem
Why
Fr I rarely notice accents but when they're juxtaposed like this it's super jarring
there are like 600 british accents dude
I can never forgive how they cut out the scene where Arthur and Lucius had an EPIC fist fight despite being wizards.
That was my favorite part in the book
maybe because there was too many people in the way that they would accidentally hit someone. Thus their instinct found it safer to just punch each other to focus on their opponent. Possibly their reputation harming people using spells while being part of the ministry of magic prevented them from using it and would rather be considered lectured and seen as muggles who would use their fists.
@@alexk7880 I don't think anyone was questioning why they were having a fistfight. More lamenting that it never got put in the film
@@alexk7880 they didn’t need to be seen as muggles tho they were in flourish and blotts
I just think in the movie he was trying to not give into the antics of Malfoy because he was trying to be a good role model for his kids, since they were there when it happened.
The reason Ginny could open the chamber is because it wasn't her that did it, Tom Riddle was possessing her at the time.
Imagine a sitcom starring Lucius Malfoy called: "The Luscious Locks of Lucius." It would be about the first world problems of a wealthy stuck-up father raising a bratty son while trying to live up to his family name. I'd watch this
The "Tom Riddle struggling to make his villain name" joke never gets old
I know...I can totally imagine him trying to figure it out
The entire thing of Harry Potter is just: oh how many times can we kill Harry without actually killing him?
Maybe Harry's just immortal at this point?!
@@trinaq it's the only sensible explanation
Don't care + ratio+ harry potter goated+ yb better
Why is that so true lol
The biggest example of Harry's complete plot armour is Deathly Hallows where Voldemort's Avada Kedavra destroys his Horcrux inside Harry but doesn't kill Harry himself. Just sends him to purgatory where he talks with Dumbledore's soul then comes back.
Alex: What kind of 12-year-old girl is just swooning over this guy who's like 35?!?
Me, a 14-year-old girl: **sweats nervously in Tom Hiddleston and Chris Hemsworth**
same
tom hiddleston 😵💫 okay im 20 but i totally agree he's such a fine person
i've been crushing on tom hiddleston for like. 2 or 3 years, and i'm 19 now, dw
Also, Hermione is like one month away from being 13 at that point too.
Shes 12 sure, but not for much longer.
am I the only 12 year old who Isn't Crushing on a Cleb/fictional characters?
11:53 Moaning Myrtle has to be the ONLY time that a nearly 40 year old woman has managed to pass for a young student...
But she didn't pass lol. I had no idea she was supposed to be a student
@@michelleh.5225general consensus is that she passes, if you couldn’t tell that the girl in a school uniform was supposed to be a student then that’s on you lad
Even now as a nearly 60 year old woman she looks like she may be in her 20s or 30s
“The luuuscious looocks of loooocious” I’m shitting tears lmao
😂😆🤣
? 😳🤣🤣
"The luscious locks of Lucius" I'm wheezing
Every time I watch the movies now I will hear Alex whenever I see Lucius. 😂
lmfaoo
They ARE luscious locks!!
I just wish I could see Jason Isaacs' reaction if/when he ever sees that.
loves how he says at the start that the flying car is never seen again, yet doesnt even look at the fact it was basically destroyed by the whomping willow and goes off into the forbidden forrest
I have to seriously wonder how Ginny wandered Hogwarts at night, killed Hagrid’s roosters so noisily, opened the Chamber of Secrets without Myrtle noticing, and walked around possessed while students were still out and about WITHOUT ANYONE NOTICING!
Well. Read the f'n book
“With all this stuff written on the wall.”
The writing on the wall: The fitness grand pacer test….
What came to mind - when you said "writing on the wall" was a song for me, but this works too.
@@js66613
I know exactly which one you mean
....is a multi-stage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues
@@fukadaendim5800 reported for spam
@@fukadaendim5800 really…….. (Attention seeker)
“I don’t mean to be nitpicking a children’s movie or whatever...”
Alex, that is your entire career. It’s why we’re here. Great videos man, keep it up!
Lol you mustve never watched any of the HPs. This video was one of his worst if not worst
His skinny tree can even make better content and puts the same words on his videos.
@DaniDid How can one of the best series in the world have a weird movie explain me that?….bc the Harry Potter movies are like pure classic, and amazingly good, and people loved them so much as a kid to as of rn no one can replace those great actors.
@DaniDid Yes and, it’s amazing like 8 great movies is enough….but can Fantastic Beast outcome it i don’t think so but i like that as well too.
@@admhro a movie could be enjoyable and weird y'know. And these are not perfect movies and are worthy of criticism. I loved them as a kid, I read the books and still have great appreciation for them but they have flaws too. They're goofy and filled to the brim of contrivences, etc. Not to mention the author herself. I don't think there's anything necessarily wrong with Alex's video, dude's just having fun cracking a few jokes at it like he and many others have done for a long time now.
5:54 harry's answer is actually pretty on point. Malfoy as a "former" Death Eater just called Voldemort a legend in front of the boy that lost his parents to said wizard. "Your scar is legend, as, of course, is the wizard who gave it to you" this is basically getting to a Jew who lost his parents in WW2 and got one leg cut and saying "very funny that you have one leg missing, Hitler was such a cool guy"
Welllllllll, there kinda is a difference between calling someone "a legend" and calling someone "a cool awesome guy"
Legend in this case means "famous, well-known" or maybe "an extraordinary wizard". Someone can be famous but be the most evil guy of all time, they're still famous. And being evil doesn't make you any less extraordinary.
The thing is though, Salazar Slytherin wanted to be more selective of students because after all the Wizards and witches killed by muggles, he was scared that muggleborn students would act as spies for the muggles, so therefore only wanted Pureblood students to avoid this. Also, in the event of the school being attacked by muggles, he wanted to leave a guardian to defend it that would only respond to his heir. Hence, the basilisk. Unfortunately, his heir turned out to be a psychopath racist incapable of love but the reasons for the chamber and Salazar's anti Muggle attitude is all from a place of fear rather than hate.
Let's all throw books at Myrtle, because she can't feel it! Ten points if you get it through her stomach! Fifty points if it goes through her head!!!
ruclips.net/video/Cmp1R7frXWw/видео.html
,,
all the points of it actually somehow sends her to heaven
I love how Myrtle was supposed to be a student when she died, yet Shirley Henderson was in her late 30s when she played her!
@@trinaq FRR
@@trinaq omg now I get why it always felt soo gross to me that she hit on Harry so hard
In this movie, Harry ad Ron missed the train, so instead of sending Hedwig with a letter to the headmaster to apologize, they decided to steal and use Ron's family car that is actually the proof of illegal activity by his dad, fly it thorugh half the country breaking the most important laws of their system, and then crashing into a tree that's considered an endangered rarity. Yet they don't get any punishment.
In the first movie, they have to spend an entire night in a creepy forest full of dangerous creatures because they entered a tower.
Technically, they had to spend the night in the Forbidden Forest because they were caught past curfew at Hagrid's hut...
This is a fantasy story...can't expect any logic here otherwise it won't be fun n harry potter wouldn't be enjoyed as much as the way it is being rn
They got detention for both. But the first one may have been worse than the 2nd for everyone but Harry. Can you imagine being stuck in a room with Lockhart for hours while he babbles constantly about how great he is? 😬😳🙀
@@kashishinani7345 ur are so wrong at this novel's are expected to follow their own rules they come up with otherwise its kinda like plot wholes
Different directors I think
Ron's dad made the car. He was head of muggle artifacts. He enchanted a Ford Anglia so it would fly. It was illegal. He "faced an inquiry at work" and got demoted.
7:05 What is funny is that Snape should KNOW that Harry and Ron technically DIDN'T Break the Law. That Law only applies to wand based magic NOT Enchanted Items.
Imagine just chilling at the train station, and then you see two kids ram themselves into a wall.
Yes, yes, and yes 😅😅
mmmm yes , wall
I'd probably die laughing at that.
Probably wait for them to leave before running into it myself.
What if, instead, you saw them run through the wall?
"what kind of 12 years old crushes on a 40 years old guy ?"
Me, remembering my friends who were crazy about Robert Downey Jr when they were 12
My friends were all crushing on Johnny Depp, who I think was even older at the time
Johnny never looked that old tho
rdj was actually cute tho
I was obsessed with Will Smith, Johnny Depp and even my 8th grade science teacher when I was suuuuper little so yeah haha
@@solus8685 he didn't look young in pirates of the Caribbean. Like late 30s at the youngest.
Isn't Snape a good enough example on how twelve year olds can have crushes for way older men 😅
I don't get it.
@@Verasoul fanfic
5:56 I think that what Harry was picking up is the Lucius thought that Voldemort was legendary (in a good way) so Harry reminded him because he thought that he misspoke or misunderstood. Also, that’s not the end of the scene. After Harry says this, he says “he was nothing more than a murdered”
“And that awakened a thing that in Ron’s soul that changed his search history forever”
Furries. Been there.
BAHA-
LMAO 🤣
😂😂
You forgot what is possibly the most important part of this entire movie: After Harry accuses Lucius of planting the diary, Lucius straight up tries to murder Harry in the middle of a school hallway. If Dobby hadn't stopped him, Lucius would've just murdered a kid because he provoked him at school.
funny thing is, Lucius actor forgot what spell to recite, so he said the first one to come to mind (which happened to be avada kedavra). The director found it so funny for a middle age adult to almost kill a kid who provoked him, that he chose to keep it
attempted murder harry still has plot protection
Closer to killing harry then voldmort ever was 😂
Wasn't it after he made him set dobby free rather than the accusation that pissed him off? Although I admit the idea of a middle aged man being accused by a child of something instantly defaulting to brutal murder as an appropriate punishment is all around hilarious
@@geediddi6007 it kinda explains and gives us a background on why draco was what he was? im not defending his personality by blaming it all on lucius but it does give an insight
12:49
The reason why Harry's glasses dont have lenses is because when the movie started filming with the glasses with lenses, the light reflected and bounced at the cameras, ruining the camera things so WB removed the lenses and filmed without them.
" You'll find I can be very.. Persuasive. "
Alex: "They have like such child's logic"
Me as a 21yo still enjoying these: ;____;
Be careful or you'll be thirty and still telling people which "house" you belong to. You'll be immune to all the eye-rolls.
@@TathD ok I will start by saying I am a Ravenclaw 😁💙💙💙 and I am proud of it.
@@SBloomXX hufflepuff and proud of it 😂💛
@@SBloomXX I AM A RAVENCLAW AS WELL.
@@TathD ngl that sounds better than many other alternatives😂
Say what you want, but Daniel´s expressions were allways on point to the awkwardness
6:05
I hope I remember this line if I ever become an orphan
i hope you do
I can clarify the lensless glasses thing: it's so the camera isn't picking up the reflections and you can see the actor's eyes.
okay not to be THAT person that goes "according to the book", but... ACCORDING TO THE BOOK, Lockhart is young and super handsome and actually charismatic and charming :P
*Which would have made a ton more sense compared to...* whatever we got with the movie.😓
yes exactly!!!!
Last two are questionable
Lol EVERYONE is supposed to be younger in these movies, yet everyone was cast like 20 to 30 years olders. XD
@@brittanyg7700 Well...Emma,Daniel&Rupert were 10,11&12 at the beginning,so...they pretty much got *them* right,at least!;-P
"What kind of 12 year old is just swooning over some guy who's like 45?"
Um, almost every girl has had crushes on famous people, teachers, or even fictional characters.
It's the same for most guys I imagine.
@Music & Whistle msk I had a crush on my history teacher when I was about that age. It’s perfectly normal for girls to have crushes on teachers etc. It doesn’t make them weird or crazy or whatever. As long as the teacher doesn’t have a crush on the student or either one of them ever tries anything then it should be fine
@Music & Whistle msk I'll be honest here, I've seen a lot, and i do mean a lot of girls crushing on characters that don't even exist so it's not that big a stretch to think they would crush over a 40 y/o seemingly competent wizard who also happens to be attractive
@Music & Whistle msk - The number of twelve year olds writing Snape fanfics after these movies came out proves otherwise. . .
Me being 10 and in love with Tom Holland:
@@seewhaticcurious1 Snape is supposed to be 31-37 tho
the bit you pointed out at the end has been retroactively explained as such;
Salazar Slytherin hid the chamber of secrets under an enchanted trap door. but a future heir of slytherin when they began working as a professor realized that the chamber would be found, so they built a bathroom around it, hiding the enterence in the sink.
4:06 This is better explained in the books. The flu network is a magical, high speed tranportation system. Saying the name of your intended location is important but you have to consciously guide yourself to the correct opening. Harry went too far and came out of the wrong fireplace.
Yep, sort of like you have to buy a train ticket for the correct stop but you also have to know when to get off, the train won’t spit you out.
They do say that in the movie :/
Harry didn’t derail the conversation lmaaaooo. Lucius literally called the guy who murdered his parents a ‘legend’ in front of him. He wasn’t gonna let that fly.
True but horrible legends of horrible people exist? It isn’t as if you’re a legend and automatically people see you as good it just means they’re really famous to the point where some consider them fake
Legend doesn't neccesarily a compliment, mostly to mean you accomplished alot
@@nightgodd7865 hes also a known death eater
and also pulled him awkwardly close, putting his cane to his head, like, there's a lot going on here. Harry's response is like the least problem
@@nightgodd7865 They could have said infamous
Adolescent girls crushing on celebrities really isn't that unrealistic.
@Music & Whistle msk Yes, depending on how they look. My sister was obsessed with Jonny Depp when she was a teenager about 10-12 years ago (for reasons unknown to me, he doesn't seem particularly attractive to me at all, but I'm not a teenage girl I guess). Depp would have solidly been in his 40s at the time. I also recall a teacher asking in school once what celebrity are the girls in love with at the time and the first answer was George Cloony, who looked old even when he was young.
They could have at least picked an actor that anyone of any age would swoon over.
Not to throw shade, but he's just a normal looking guy.
@@Victoria-dh9vb He's not that bad looking. Besides, if they did get someone with a massive amount of sex appeal then a lot of people would actually be taken in by him and the whole premise of the character would be lost.
I fancied Viggo Mortenson aka Aragorn at age 11, he was def in his late forties at that point. Not to mention quite a few other men in their 30s-50s between 11 and 16. It's totally normal.
apparently it's not weird if a teenaged boy calls a middle aged woman milf but if teenaged girls do it it's somehow weird.. ugh double standards
This Dumbledore is the perfect casting. The second guy did a good job and made it his own bit this guy embodied Dumbledore in every sense of the way mannerisms tone of voice the look just everything. Shamed he passed away before he could finish the series.
This is the most underrated Harry Potter film, I love watching it. The acting got better, the visual effects got a lot better, Harry, Ron and Hermione's chemistry increased, and there were darker moments too than in the 1st. I also think this film still didn't do too bad with Ron, it's movie 3 where they really start dumbing down his character. I also like that most of this movie is just Harry and Ron, it makes it feel like a buddy movie. BTW there is NOTHING wrong with or nonsensical about the fact that the chamber had to be opened thru Parseltongue, it's not "Oh ANYONE can open it whenever", they just have to know the language at hand. Hermione even says earlier that speaking Parseltongue is not a common gift in the Wizarding world.
“My parents are dead so that means I’m batman”
WHEEZE
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*W H E E Z E*
SAME!😂😂😂😂
Moaning Myrtle: *circles her toilet and bothers no one
Hogwarts students: don't go in there, there's a ghost 😱😱
Nearly Headless Nick: *floats around with his head hanging off his neck
Hogwarts students: Oh, hey, what up Nick? 😎😎
That's because she's annoying
I really don't think I would like to go to a bathroom, where a creepy, awkward and ugly looking ghost is trying to peep on me while pooping...
Sorry but then I'd rather have Nick floating aroung the corridors with his head dangling from his neck...
Nearly Headless Nick respects my privacy in the bathroom ✊
@@wesstewart2677 and he ain't a sex offender
Have you seen the Goblet Of Fire?
Young Tom Riddle is one of my rare movie crushes (the only other ones are Finnick Odair and maybe Edmund from Narnia lol)
I see you have a type...
oh Edmund from Narnia so true
5:00 Lockhart is actually in his mid-late 20s and is at the time the youngest professor in the entire school, beating (surprisingly) Snape by a good 4-5 years. Also yes, girls swoon over adult celebrities and develop crushes all the time, it’s not unusual.
And why hasn’t Murtle told anybody how she died before!? I feel like it would come up. She could at least tell the teachers and get them to board up the chamber
Ooooooh good point!
I thought it was because she couldn’t remember and even if she did tell them, given that it’s Murtle and how dramatic she is no one would likely believe her expect maybe Dumbledor and we know how he is at sharing life changing information
From what i could understand, she has no recollection of how she died other than seeing "something yellow". And i also think no one would believe her since she's too dramatic and apparently, she got no friends (she said herself)
"I looked at someone and died," is also kind of a leap. Yeah Slytherin and the whole snek, it's pretty obvious, but who's to say snek wasn't just checking out the loo? If you can't speak parseltongue you'll have a time finding an enchantment which'll get the snek corral open
In the books, its mentioned how when Myrtle came back as a ghost, she began haunting Olive Hornby, the person who had made fun of her glasses. This continued for many years, and when she finally came back to Hogwarts, I don't think anybody really cared anymore, as they assumed it was Aragog who was the monster. And, as the other replies said, Myrtle is quite dramatic, and the chances of people believing her were very low.
Fun fact: at the end when Lucius tries to curse Harry, Jason Isaacs ad-libbed the first spell that came to mind; which, given that he was reading The Goblet of Fire at the time, happened to be Avada Kedavera.
@Anonymus X how is that the the power of the unconscious?
@@katherinekennedy2871 avada kedavra is a forbidden spell that immediately kills u:) so yeah makes sense taking into account the paper Lucius later has in the movies
That makes dobby intervention that much better
But like seriously Lucius, you're in Hogwarts under Dumbledore's nose, pretending to not be a death eater anymore, having been dealt an insignificant blow to your ego by the most famous twelve-year-old in the world - who is also in Dumbledore's protection more or less - and you just casually go straight for the *unforgivable killing curse* ??? Gee, didn't know ya wanted to go to Azkaban so bad xD
@@elieli2893 ikr he just wants a free “visit” just a “visit” he just what’s a tour of the place
Also, I love how Lucius tries to kill Harry after he frees Dobby... he goes for a full avada kedavra
19:01 the reason Dobby warns Harry is because if Voldemort’s plan would have succeeded and he would have a body again (by taking Ginny’s life) his first priority would be to kill Harry. It has everything to do with Harry.
"My parents are dead, so that means I'm batman" missed about 20 seconds because I could not stop laughing haha
Same! 😂🤦🏾♀️ I was a bit embarrassed at how hard I laughed at that!!
Rewind
Hermoine’s crush is the most realistic thing in the whole series
it made more sense in the book since the explained Lockhart's character better and how all girls were fangirling over him
@@sarakhlifi5103 yes but I mean, girls crush on older guys all the time 😅
@@freshpotato586 I know but all I'm saying is it was given more context in the book.. I mean.. that Gilderoy Lockhart is not exactly crush material
@@sarakhlifi5103 I don’t think he’s attractive at all, but the notion of a tween/teen girl having a crush on a celebrity is very real. How people like Michael Cera. That’s what I’m saying or like Tom Hiddleston, he’s not that hot to me 😬
@@freshpotato586: *in nerves hoping the lie works*
3:49 when this happened I hoped Harry Potter would just say the spell wrong and burn alive in the fireplace while everyone starts screaming in terror
funny how this video is a year old but i just got recommended it after watching the video about established titles being a scam
It's funny because for the train scene Rons parents had to come back through the wall to go home (it's not established if they can apparate home from platform 9 3/4) couldn't the boys have just waited and surely the parents would have noticed Ron and Harry didn't say goodbye to them with the others on the train. Even professor McGonagall looked at Harry like "so is your owl broken or what?" And Harry does not know where to put himself after that lmao
I can forgive Harry that kind of thnking because he's been a wizard for just a year but I was always confused why Ron thought his parents were trapped on the platform (in the next book he knows about the Knight bus so it makes no sense). I guess it could be chalked up to Rowling still figuring things out but a lot of potterheads love saying she had everything figured out by the time she published PS. It's either this or that people.
Somewhere in a later book, Mrs Weasley and one of Ron's brothers (Bill or Charlie, might be Goblet) Disapparate directly from platform 9 3/4, I'm pretty sure. But, yeah, it's still kind of a kids' story, it makes total sense at first, but if one thoughtful question gets asked, everything starts to crumble.
To be a bit fair... He did slam the stand-in-stuffed-Headwig's head into that pillar fairly hard (as Alex showed in slow motion)- so, yes, one actually could say that she might have been broken.
And Ron only had a geriatric hand-me-down rat.
And it could be somewhat believable..... Though that mangled cage magicked itself back to normal and her eyes didn't pop out from the force of that head-smash.....
@@cherusiderea1330 I believe you're right about later on in the series but in this case they had to come back for the car, only after getting beaten up by the whomping willow does it take off on it's own with no driver, kinda hilarious it throws their stuff out of the car afterwards like "get out, get the hell away from me the both of you!"
@@windeen true poor thing ate solid concrete off that wall lmao. Maybe that's why she looked back at the train with the classic wide eyed OvO.."..mother..."
And Ron's internet history was changed forever - i laughed my face off.
@Latest Obsession 😂😂😂
cant wait for the fourth installment if you ever plan to make it!
He's already made the 5th. Hogwarts Legacy is putting the franchise back in the zeitgeist.
Lol thank you, I'm dumb, I've already watched it🤣🤣
I want a Lucious Malfoy retrospective, or at least a full version of his theme song
"We're just going to do all the movies" I cannot wait for the commentary on
"DID YA PUT YER NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?!" he whispered.
That will never not be funny lol. I always giggle at that meme.
Oh Alex, poor summer child Alex, you’re lucky to never delved into the mind of a 12 year old girl who develops both emotionally and psychologically faster than boys in general. We were ALL crushing over a HP cast member at some point during puberty 😂
YES! 🤣
*cough* draco
Girl, yes! Oliver Woods ❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
yeah fr *cough* hermione *cough* oliver wood *cough* harry potter
Ikr lmfao I been into middle aged men since I was 11😭😭
The Established Titles ad hasn't aged well, lol
The rest of the video is great though 😁
wait what happened???
@@rice2240 It pretty much turned out to be something of a scam. None of it was legal and the recipients were not entitled to call themselves lord or laird as was repeatedly advertised.
Obviously none of the content creators showing the adverts knew anything about this at the time. It's only relatively recently come to light.
@@Jamie_Pritchard selling gimmicky gifts is quite legal... Also, what exactly is going to stop me from calling myself a Lord in an informal setting?
@@irrelevant_noob There are channels that cover this in far greater detail than I can explain it. But basically it comes down to knowingly false advertising.
Lol I thought this same thing. I cringed a bit when I heard the name. 😬
Btw, the chamber entrance was *moved* when the wizards adopted muggle plumbing by one of the Gaunts.
You know watching the movies again has really made me notice how messed up the timeline is. I mean compared to the books the movies happen in like, a week, and they just at some point say "look its Christmas", and "look its summer" with no real workings as to how time passes. Like in the first film if you believe that, Harry's birthday is September 1st, cause he goes on the train immediately after! Also at 9:47, it makes so much more sense in the books, cause they were at the deathday party, and the c
school was at the feast, but if I remember correctly the movie puts *all* of this on the first night back?
That's how movies work. They try to squeeze things as best they can to convey the same story as their source material. Please tell me you know how this stuff works and you are joking
@@TheSilverwing999 yh I know But I still hope they try to make some actual sense even if its crammed into less time than its supposed to be. I just realised it more when I rewatched stuff. You know when you know something, but it takes a while to be like wow that is actually ridiculous.
Definitely not all in one night but definitely omitting almost everything not involving the main plot
Written in blood on the wall: “We’re trying to reach you regarding an extended warranty for your car...”
Ya know, the most impressive thing to young me when I realized it was how they managed to keep the annagram in every version of the series by changing Tom's middle and last name to fit whatever langage the movie/book was in. At least they were dedicated to it
Yeah, our Voldemort is Tom Lomen Valedro. It took me some time to get used to the fact that his actual last name is Riddle. Valedro sounded so much cooler.
@@ysbecca6624 a fellow Finn I see!
I think I heard that his middle name was Elvis in the French version.
@@sixthjayhawk yeah, it's Tom Elvis Jedusor specifically, to be able to spell "je suis Voldemort"
@@mathieupr6391 The French translation was great. Jedusor is also a wordplay on “twist of fate”
"what kind of 12 year old is swooning over this dude whos like 45"
sir, i dont think you ve been on the internet enough
14:17 what was that 😂😂😂
*oh hey harry* 😏
3:18 I think it's explained that Vernon hates Harry being at Privet Drive but he also hates things that make Harry happy like going to Hogwarts or the Quidditch World Cup in Goblet of Fire. So he's so petty he'd rather the whole family be miserable as long as his nephew isn't enjoying himself.
Also, people aren't logical.
I read that it was Harry being a horcrux that was corrupting the Dursleys, similarly as to how the locket was corrupting Ron in the 7th one.
@@ebrandt9698 That's just one of the many many conspiracy theories about this series.
If you remember in the beginning, Professor McGonagall had already established that the Dursleys were the worst people to leave Harry with. Also none of them ever wanted anything to do with Lily or the Potters.
Also if the horcrux inside Harry was the reason they were so awful, wouldn't Harry have been corrupted by it as well? Why was he still a good person even though he had something so evil inside him, with his own relatives being so awful to him?
@@ebrandt9698 That's just something some people came up with to explain the Dursleys abuse of Harry when really Petunia's jealous that her nephew's magical like her sister was and so mistreats him and spoils Dudley so he won't feel left out like she did since her parents preferred Lily. And Vernon just hates anything he considers abnormal.
@@meghnagoel6766 if I were jk just say the love that saved him from killing curse also held off the corruption of the hocrux
Everyone: "Harry Potter petrified Filches cat and everyone else."
Hagrid and Gandalf: "Nah, he didn't know he was a wizard until yesterday.
The best adult logic of the movie.
Gandalf 😂
Aa yes, my favourite Harry Potter character... Gandalf hahahahaha
Gandalf? 😭
Yeah, many times in this series the plot relies on Harry being this SUPER skilled and powerful wizard, but he's kind of total shit at magic.
He hardly knows ANY spells, how would he know HOW to petrify a student. Hermione has petrified more people. And everyone KNOWS that because the one she petrified can just TELL everyone "yeah Hermione petrified me when I tried to stop them breaking the rules again and getting us in trouble."
That event is literally the reason they won that year!
okay you uncovering that major plot hole about the bathroom was impressive I'll think about it for quite a long time i guess
Please do more of these movies!! I’d love to see your commentary on the rest of the series 🥰
Hermione is obsessed with Lockhart because she thinks he is the brilliant mastermind behind all those amazing books.
well... he kind of is. The guy really wrote the books. He is a good writer. But the adventures, the feats, all that is stolen from other people. He could have been a great biographist for great wizards but he wanted the spotlight all to himself
@@cferracini true, all he had to do was organise a deal and publicise their works but his ego can’t take the backseat.
Also in the books he's actually in his 20
And he was really good looking
Still underage. And Emma Watson was 13 by th e time filming came around.
@@randomnessltd are u children and teens don’t fantasise about older people?
Just realised headmaster dumbledore just always sounds like he’s on his last breath
Well, I mean, Richard Harris died before Chamber of Secrets was even released, so... That's probably why
F´s in the comments
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Thank you for making an effort in your videos Alex meyers
A detail i found in the books is that from the pure bloods familys, Weasleys was one of those and from that on i think that only a pure blood wizard could be able to be controlled and open the chamber of secrets by instruction of Voldemort. It makes sense since he despices all half bloods and mudbloods. And also moaning Mirtle was the mudblood Draco was referring to.
As a Scottish person, I was surprised to hear him talk about Scotland at the start because RUclipsrs usually only mention our existence to make a stereotypical joke. Hehe.
he's ah good guy
yeah its actually pretty nice, though i think the thing is a scan seeing as you cant buy land that cheaply here
@@katiefairfull7311 It’s not exactly a scam, you can refer to yourself as Lord/Lady on your credit card and stuff but it’s not like you become a real noble family with a coat of arms or anything. But they use the money to fund land conservation so it’s pretty cool still. And the land is cheap because it’s like one square foot.
@@arielsteinsaltz1956 first thing first, are you Scottish? because its pretty annoying to have land that is technically yours to be owned by some random american who now thinks their a wee laird, when what are they going to do with the land. at least if your going to buy some land make sure you know whats going to happen to it
@@katiefairfull7311 I haven’t bought any of this land… I was just replying to the idea that it’s a scam with the fact that it’s not technically a scam though also not what most people think of when they hear Lord/Lady. As far as land ownership, I believe all of that land is already owned by the company? And again they use the funds for land conservation it’s not like people actually move to the land.
5:31 The luscious locks of Lucius. Man I need this series.😅😂😂
I had to hold in my laughter when Alex said that.
SAME
@@serenitythesiren5031 were you in your bedroom, making no noise, pretending you don't exist?
@@hridyanadappattel4400 Well, people say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing everyday ;)
(This quote is from a video I saw and so does not belong to me)
strangely, biggest thing got from this video was a desire to play through FF9 again due to all the very appropriately used music from that game.
I was scrolling through the comments just to see if anyone else noticed.
3:16 I always used to laugh at that and I'm glad somebody else is finally pointed it out. At my school they would sometimes make you do in-house suspension where you would just go down to the main office and sit and do nothing you weren't even allowed to do your work which never made any sense to me