"Fame is a fickle thing Harry." Right before Harry is outed as a parseltongue and bullied throughout throughout the school only to be lauded after he saves Ginny, then third year when he faints at dementors and gets bullied again but wins Quidditch and is a big deal again. Then the rollarcoaster of public opinion that haunts Harry through 4th/5th/6th year. IDK Lockhart had a very good point there.
@Syd - may be just because they wanted to make it old school vibes entire movie was around teachers and students relations as students of Hogwarts under the wings of teachers of Hogwarts ...
Same! I had a huge crush on Pierce Bronson (one of the many James Bonds) and I also thought Alan Alda(from MASH) was pretty good looking for mass majority of my childhood.
I mean…I had Sean Connery and Sam Elliot and they are both at least 40-50 years older then me. And I still think Mr. Elliot is one fine silver fox so…yeah xD R.I.P Sir Sean Connery
@@alexk7880 exactly.. thats pretty much any young teen at that age. The magical hormones come into play. Its cringe but not shocking and pretty accurate.
@@Bigbadpoppaj weird thing is that people get offended that depictions projecting from real life at times from what the creator learned. But still separate as fiction takes from reality but doesn't apply back as people keep assuming it will make people emulate fiction which is stupid
@@Bigbadpoppaj It's not pretty accurate at all. 12 year old girls are not crushing on 45 year old geezers. IF they're crushing on anyone at all, they may be crushing on some of their peers or some corny young boy bands like One Direction. But not on some middle age mofo.
I loved the way they got together in the book and that kiss after the game in their commonroom, ron being pissed at harry later and finally accepting it. I hate the way they got together in the movie, that akward sloppy kiss, like how do you tie someones shoelaces and think its the perfect time to kiss someone you never kissed before.
Also wanted to point out if the bathroom was constructed by Salazar 900 something years ago; why did he choose the women’s room? He created a secret hidden tunnel with an effigy of himself and snakes…under the women’s bathroom. Raises more questions if you ask me. Lol
You can imagine him just loitering outside waiting for all the girls to come out, then goes to walk in and another bunch just strolls up so he has to pretend like he wasn't going in and having to wait another half hour cause girls take forever
@@maxbracegirdle9990 😂 love it. Every time the girls walk past he holds the hidden pallet of makeup tighter under his robes. If anyone in Hogwarts found out his terrible secret he would be ruined. Lmao
Before the 18th Century when all the new, more complicated plumbing was installed at Hogwarts, the entrance to the Chamber was just a concealed trapdoor and a series of tunnels. When the plumbing was installed, Corvinus Gaunt, who was a student at the time realized that the secrecy and access of it would be at risk, because the new girl’s bathroom was where the trapdoor lay. Corvinus Gaunt, A direct descendant of Slytherin, took it on himself to protect the Chamber’s entrance and secrecy.
@DaniDid How can one of the best series in the world have a weird movie explain me that?….bc the Harry Potter movies are like pure classic, and amazingly good, and people loved them so much as a kid to as of rn no one can replace those great actors.
@@Adam88899 a movie could be enjoyable and weird y'know. And these are not perfect movies and are worthy of criticism. I loved them as a kid, I read the books and still have great appreciation for them but they have flaws too. They're goofy and filled to the brim of contrivences, etc. Not to mention the author herself. I don't think there's anything necessarily wrong with Alex's video, dude's just having fun cracking a few jokes at it like he and many others have done for a long time now.
The chamber of secrets wasn't originally built in the girl's bathroom, Corvinus Gaunt had to make a new entrance once all the *quote* "new-fangled plumbing" was built around it.
In this movie, Harry ad Ron missed the train, so instead of sending Hedwig with a letter to the headmaster to apologize, they decided to steal and use Ron's family car that is actually the proof of illegal activity by his dad, fly it thorugh half the country breaking the most important laws of their system, and then crashing into a tree that's considered an endangered rarity. Yet they don't get any punishment. In the first movie, they have to spend an entire night in a creepy forest full of dangerous creatures because they entered a tower.
They got detention for both. But the first one may have been worse than the 2nd for everyone but Harry. Can you imagine being stuck in a room with Lockhart for hours while he babbles constantly about how great he is? 😬😳🙀
Yes. Plus, I'd have to look it up in the book to be sure, but I don't think Vernon says "You're never going back to that school". I think he just locks harry in to his room to prevent him doing anything else, although, that in itself doesn't make sense, because if Harry was as dangerously magical as Vernon thinks he is, a locked door would hardly be an issue. LOL
@@PeterCamberwick In the book, Uncle Vernon specifically locks Harry in the room because he finds out Harry isn't allowed to use magic outside school. He even sneers at Harry to go ahead and try getting out of his locked room using magic, and therefore get himself expelled from Hogwarts in the process. Being locked in his room isn't a life threatening situation he could be allowed to use magic to get out of.
Harry being left at the Dursley's was supposed to be for his safety, but after he started attending school, that should have not been necessary anymore. Especially when Voldemort had dementors seeking him out. JK though just planted her feet obstinately, as always.
maybe because there was too many people in the way that they would accidentally hit someone. Thus their instinct found it safer to just punch each other to focus on their opponent. Possibly their reputation harming people using spells while being part of the ministry of magic prevented them from using it and would rather be considered lectured and seen as muggles who would use their fists.
I just think in the movie he was trying to not give into the antics of Malfoy because he was trying to be a good role model for his kids, since they were there when it happened.
Also, Gilderoy Lockhart in the books is described as a stunningly handsome 29-year old, on top of being regarded as a brilliant wizard, an actual hero, and one of the country's top celebrities.
I figured he was way younger in the books, since wizards basically do so much when young, and then just keep going into severely old age. They graduate school at 17, then go into the workforce. Harry's parents were like 21 when they died, which we do not get from the movies because they cast far older actors.
Hermione's initial reaction should have been that of pure shock and anxiety. She looked like she was at an Elvis concert and would have left the seat wet (this happened to a lot of seats at Elvis concerts)
For real, when I was in the 3rd grade I had a huge crush on John Travolta after watching the movie Grease, so the idea that Hermione would be smitten with Lockhart isn’t too out there in my opinion.
Fun fact: at the end when Lucius tries to curse Harry, Jason Isaacs ad-libbed the first spell that came to mind; which, given that he was reading The Goblet of Fire at the time, happened to be Avada Kedavera.
@@kmhkennedy avada kedavra is a forbidden spell that immediately kills u:) so yeah makes sense taking into account the paper Lucius later has in the movies
But like seriously Lucius, you're in Hogwarts under Dumbledore's nose, pretending to not be a death eater anymore, having been dealt an insignificant blow to your ego by the most famous twelve-year-old in the world - who is also in Dumbledore's protection more or less - and you just casually go straight for the *unforgivable killing curse* ??? Gee, didn't know ya wanted to go to Azkaban so bad xD
It's funny because for the train scene Rons parents had to come back through the wall to go home (it's not established if they can apparate home from platform 9 3/4) couldn't the boys have just waited and surely the parents would have noticed Ron and Harry didn't say goodbye to them with the others on the train. Even professor McGonagall looked at Harry like "so is your owl broken or what?" And Harry does not know where to put himself after that lmao
I can forgive Harry that kind of thnking because he's been a wizard for just a year but I was always confused why Ron thought his parents were trapped on the platform (in the next book he knows about the Knight bus so it makes no sense). I guess it could be chalked up to Rowling still figuring things out but a lot of potterheads love saying she had everything figured out by the time she published PS. It's either this or that people.
Somewhere in a later book, Mrs Weasley and one of Ron's brothers (Bill or Charlie, might be Goblet) Disapparate directly from platform 9 3/4, I'm pretty sure. But, yeah, it's still kind of a kids' story, it makes total sense at first, but if one thoughtful question gets asked, everything starts to crumble.
To be a bit fair... He did slam the stand-in-stuffed-Headwig's head into that pillar fairly hard (as Alex showed in slow motion)- so, yes, one actually could say that she might have been broken. And Ron only had a geriatric hand-me-down rat. And it could be somewhat believable..... Though that mangled cage magicked itself back to normal and her eyes didn't pop out from the force of that head-smash.....
@@cherusiderea1330 I believe you're right about later on in the series but in this case they had to come back for the car, only after getting beaten up by the whomping willow does it take off on it's own with no driver, kinda hilarious it throws their stuff out of the car afterwards like "get out, get the hell away from me the both of you!"
@@windeen true poor thing ate solid concrete off that wall lmao. Maybe that's why she looked back at the train with the classic wide eyed OvO.."..mother..."
The biggest example of Harry's complete plot armour is Deathly Hallows where Voldemort's Avada Kedavra destroys his Horcrux inside Harry but doesn't kill Harry himself. Just sends him to purgatory where he talks with Dumbledore's soul then comes back.
My head cannon is the chamber is only about the size of a shoe box. The wizard gets shrunken down to enter it. The snake is a normal sized snake, which explains how it got around in plumbing.
You forgot what is possibly the most important part of this entire movie: After Harry accuses Lucius of planting the diary, Lucius straight up tries to murder Harry in the middle of a school hallway. If Dobby hadn't stopped him, Lucius would've just murdered a kid because he provoked him at school.
funny thing is, Lucius actor forgot what spell to recite, so he said the first one to come to mind (which happened to be avada kedavra). The director found it so funny for a middle age adult to almost kill a kid who provoked him, that he chose to keep it
Wasn't it after he made him set dobby free rather than the accusation that pissed him off? Although I admit the idea of a middle aged man being accused by a child of something instantly defaulting to brutal murder as an appropriate punishment is all around hilarious
@@geediddi6007 it kinda explains and gives us a background on why draco was what he was? im not defending his personality by blaming it all on lucius but it does give an insight
Electric object apparently do not work around wizards in canon. The magic disrupts their function. That's why the whole magical society rocks that medievel-core. Like the Malfoys are rich but even they don't own a laundry machine. Dobby scrubbed their clothes clean the old-fashioned way.
And why hasn’t Murtle told anybody how she died before!? I feel like it would come up. She could at least tell the teachers and get them to board up the chamber
I thought it was because she couldn’t remember and even if she did tell them, given that it’s Murtle and how dramatic she is no one would likely believe her expect maybe Dumbledor and we know how he is at sharing life changing information
From what i could understand, she has no recollection of how she died other than seeing "something yellow". And i also think no one would believe her since she's too dramatic and apparently, she got no friends (she said herself)
"I looked at someone and died," is also kind of a leap. Yeah Slytherin and the whole snek, it's pretty obvious, but who's to say snek wasn't just checking out the loo? If you can't speak parseltongue you'll have a time finding an enchantment which'll get the snek corral open
In the books, its mentioned how when Myrtle came back as a ghost, she began haunting Olive Hornby, the person who had made fun of her glasses. This continued for many years, and when she finally came back to Hogwarts, I don't think anybody really cared anymore, as they assumed it was Aragog who was the monster. And, as the other replies said, Myrtle is quite dramatic, and the chances of people believing her were very low.
5:54 harry's answer is actually pretty on point. Malfoy as a "former" Death Eater just called Voldemort a legend in front of the boy that lost his parents to said wizard. "Your scar is legend, as, of course, is the wizard who gave it to you" this is basically getting to a Jew who lost his parents in WW2 and got one leg cut and saying "very funny that you have one leg missing, Hitler was such a cool guy"
Welllllllll, there kinda is a difference between calling someone "a legend" and calling someone "a cool awesome guy" Legend in this case means "famous, well-known" or maybe "an extraordinary wizard". Someone can be famous but be the most evil guy of all time, they're still famous. And being evil doesn't make you any less extraordinary.
okay not to be THAT person that goes "according to the book", but... ACCORDING TO THE BOOK, Lockhart is young and super handsome and actually charismatic and charming :P
loves how he says at the start that the flying car is never seen again, yet doesnt even look at the fact it was basically destroyed by the whomping willow and goes off into the forbidden forrest
4:29 I’m pretty sure floo powder is the ash from a ‘dead’ Phoenix, which combust and burn up when they die, creating a bunch of ash, from which the new Phoenix emerges. Phoenixes can teleport in ways wizard can’t, like the floo powder. Also, it was a Phoenix, it flies, but now it’s dead. It floo.
Well, in novels it works different. They were teleporting via some sub dimension with a lot of ways leading to different chimneys, and they were "sliding" there. And Harry just chose wrong one.
But they are rare creatures. The powder would be expensive as hell, and surely nothing the poor weaselys could do then. Especially if they have a car to drive to London (and why not go to a hotel there and buy school stuff the day before).
3:18 I think it's explained that Vernon hates Harry being at Privet Drive but he also hates things that make Harry happy like going to Hogwarts or the Quidditch World Cup in Goblet of Fire. So he's so petty he'd rather the whole family be miserable as long as his nephew isn't enjoying himself.
@@ebrandt9698 That's just one of the many many conspiracy theories about this series. If you remember in the beginning, Professor McGonagall had already established that the Dursleys were the worst people to leave Harry with. Also none of them ever wanted anything to do with Lily or the Potters. Also if the horcrux inside Harry was the reason they were so awful, wouldn't Harry have been corrupted by it as well? Why was he still a good person even though he had something so evil inside him, with his own relatives being so awful to him?
@@ebrandt9698 That's just something some people came up with to explain the Dursleys abuse of Harry when really Petunia's jealous that her nephew's magical like her sister was and so mistreats him and spoils Dudley so he won't feel left out like she did since her parents preferred Lily. And Vernon just hates anything he considers abnormal.
You know, I only just recently learned that according to J.K. Rowling the name Voldemort was supposed to be pronounced with a silent "t." I can only imagine how that air-writing anagram scene would've gone if it was accurate to what Rowling initially intended. Harry: "I am Lord Voldemort..." Riddle: "Damn it, Harry! The t is silent!!!" Basilisk laughing in the background and Voldemort starts cursing at it in parcel tongue.)
In my language (Bulgarian) Voldermort never has the T. I was absolutley blown away when I started introducing myslef to the real Harry Potter world after reading the first few books. And the anagram in the second book was something around the lines 'I am also Lord Voldemor' but said in a really strange way. I thought it was very clever at the time how they managed to play with letters and words like that, until I learned that they ate a whole letter of one of the most important names...
@@niyagancheva That's really interesting, I had no idea they had it changed in other translations of the books. :D Although without the "T" wouldn't it be impossible to spell out Voldemort's original name, "Tom Riddle?" Sorry, I'm a bit slow to catch on. Anyway, thanks so much for sharing this with me. I find other languages fascinating, although the only one I have any real capability for is my own. (That being English.) I hope that you're doing very well in all things and that everything continues to go your way.
@@loneronin6813 I remembered - the phrase was "Here I am also Lord Voldemor" and here in Bulgarian is 'tuk' so the T was included elsewhere. Thank you and have a great day :)
Ya know, the most impressive thing to young me when I realized it was how they managed to keep the annagram in every version of the series by changing Tom's middle and last name to fit whatever langage the movie/book was in. At least they were dedicated to it
Yeah, our Voldemort is Tom Lomen Valedro. It took me some time to get used to the fact that his actual last name is Riddle. Valedro sounded so much cooler.
"What kind of 12 year old is just swooning over some guy who's like 45?" Um, almost every girl has had crushes on famous people, teachers, or even fictional characters. It's the same for most guys I imagine.
@Music & Whistle msk I had a crush on my history teacher when I was about that age. It’s perfectly normal for girls to have crushes on teachers etc. It doesn’t make them weird or crazy or whatever. As long as the teacher doesn’t have a crush on the student or either one of them ever tries anything then it should be fine
@Music & Whistle msk I'll be honest here, I've seen a lot, and i do mean a lot of girls crushing on characters that don't even exist so it's not that big a stretch to think they would crush over a 40 y/o seemingly competent wizard who also happens to be attractive
To this day, it's still disappointing the flying car never came back. It felt so obvious that part of Vodlemort's downfall would include the Weasley's Car roaring out of the Forest and slamming into Voldy, creating an opening for Harry to defeat him, which would have been hilarious, but the books lost more and more of their sense of humor as they went on
Batman: Parents are ded Rich af Fights a bunch of evil people Has gadgets Harry Potter: Parents are 6 foot under Decently wealthy Fights a bunch of bad dudes in funny masks Has magic Yeah that checks out lol
@@garethalford682 Batman must have magic, or at least magic items such as his pocket dimension belt that has everything he could ever need and magic grappling gun (it has made some pretty miraculous, or magical, shots). Probably some magical healing and teleportation abilities too, now that I think about it some more. Yeah, he definitely has magic.
As a Scottish person, I was surprised to hear him talk about Scotland at the start because RUclipsrs usually only mention our existence to make a stereotypical joke. Hehe.
@@katiefairfull7311 It’s not exactly a scam, you can refer to yourself as Lord/Lady on your credit card and stuff but it’s not like you become a real noble family with a coat of arms or anything. But they use the money to fund land conservation so it’s pretty cool still. And the land is cheap because it’s like one square foot.
@@arielsteinsaltz1956 first thing first, are you Scottish? because its pretty annoying to have land that is technically yours to be owned by some random american who now thinks their a wee laird, when what are they going to do with the land. at least if your going to buy some land make sure you know whats going to happen to it
@@katiefairfull7311 I haven’t bought any of this land… I was just replying to the idea that it’s a scam with the fact that it’s not technically a scam though also not what most people think of when they hear Lord/Lady. As far as land ownership, I believe all of that land is already owned by the company? And again they use the funds for land conservation it’s not like people actually move to the land.
Imagine a sitcom starring Lucius Malfoy called: "The Luscious Locks of Lucius." It would be about the first world problems of a wealthy stuck-up father raising a bratty son while trying to live up to his family name. I'd watch this
@Music & Whistle msk Yes, depending on how they look. My sister was obsessed with Jonny Depp when she was a teenager about 10-12 years ago (for reasons unknown to me, he doesn't seem particularly attractive to me at all, but I'm not a teenage girl I guess). Depp would have solidly been in his 40s at the time. I also recall a teacher asking in school once what celebrity are the girls in love with at the time and the first answer was George Cloony, who looked old even when he was young.
@@Victoria-dh9vb He's not that bad looking. Besides, if they did get someone with a massive amount of sex appeal then a lot of people would actually be taken in by him and the whole premise of the character would be lost.
I fancied Viggo Mortenson aka Aragorn at age 11, he was def in his late forties at that point. Not to mention quite a few other men in their 30s-50s between 11 and 16. It's totally normal.
Yeah, many times in this series the plot relies on Harry being this SUPER skilled and powerful wizard, but he's kind of total shit at magic. He hardly knows ANY spells, how would he know HOW to petrify a student. Hermione has petrified more people. And everyone KNOWS that because the one she petrified can just TELL everyone "yeah Hermione petrified me when I tried to stop them breaking the rules again and getting us in trouble." That event is literally the reason they won that year!
well... he kind of is. The guy really wrote the books. He is a good writer. But the adventures, the feats, all that is stolen from other people. He could have been a great biographist for great wizards but he wanted the spotlight all to himself
7:05 What is funny is that Snape should KNOW that Harry and Ron technically DIDN'T Break the Law. That Law only applies to wand based magic NOT Enchanted Items.
Oh, btw the reason the only time in the books there was a flying car is because Mr. Weasley was fascinated by muggles and always like built stuff in his garage. The car was actually illegal and once Molly found out about it, she forbid him from making one again.
5:56 I think that what Harry was picking up is the Lucius thought that Voldemort was legendary (in a good way) so Harry reminded him because he thought that he misspoke or misunderstood. Also, that’s not the end of the scene. After Harry says this, he says “he was nothing more than a murdered”
Harry didn’t derail the conversation lmaaaooo. Lucius literally called the guy who murdered his parents a ‘legend’ in front of him. He wasn’t gonna let that fly.
True but horrible legends of horrible people exist? It isn’t as if you’re a legend and automatically people see you as good it just means they’re really famous to the point where some consider them fake
Hogwarts architecture plan meeting: Slytherin: do you mind if I personally install the sinks in the girls bathroom on this floor? Everyone else: what is a girl's bathroom?
I have to seriously wonder how Ginny wandered Hogwarts at night, killed Hagrid’s roosters so noisily, opened the Chamber of Secrets without Myrtle noticing, and walked around possessed while students were still out and about WITHOUT ANYONE NOTICING!
@@hridyanadappattel4400 Well, people say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing everyday ;) (This quote is from a video I saw and so does not belong to me)
Moaning Myrtle: *circles her toilet and bothers no one Hogwarts students: don't go in there, there's a ghost 😱😱 Nearly Headless Nick: *floats around with his head hanging off his neck Hogwarts students: Oh, hey, what up Nick? 😎😎
I really don't think I would like to go to a bathroom, where a creepy, awkward and ugly looking ghost is trying to peep on me while pooping... Sorry but then I'd rather have Nick floating aroung the corridors with his head dangling from his neck...
My favorite thing about this series is that Hogwarts’ reputation for being “the safest place in the Wizarding World” isn’t completely broken by book 2; this is just seen as a weird security blip and not as a “hey, the supposedly dead Dark Lord has manifested himself twice in the castle, we need to move all the restricted knowledge and powerful artifacts we’re holding stat and better vet everyone who comes on campus”.
tbf the only reason it's considered the safest place is because dumbledore is headmaster. later on in the series iirc it was hagrid who says that sending your kids to hogwarts was always a bit of a risk 😅
@@MultiKeto meanwhile at other schools: "oh yes, please don't go into the main entrance door, you'll be ripped to shreds by Bobby Boy the Sadistic Door, who cannot resist murdering everyone in sight. Instead of using that very easy to find and to open door, you must cross the swamp full of alligators to get in through the secondary door, which can only be found half the time"
12:49 The reason why Harry's glasses dont have lenses is because when the movie started filming with the glasses with lenses, the light reflected and bounced at the cameras, ruining the camera things so WB removed the lenses and filmed without them.
To be fair (as one who read and re-read the books over many years), Tom Riddle tells Harry that he no longer cares about killing Muggle-borns; he just wants to kill Harry. That's why Dobby was trying to warn Harry: Lucius was sending the diary back to Hogwarts in order to bring back Voldemort and (presumably) threaten Harry.
Actually Lucius doesn't know that the book could bring back Voldemort. Voldemort only told him the book would force someone to open the Chamber of Secrets. By giving the book to Ginny, Lucius is just trying to get Muggle-borns killed and at the same time he's trying to discredit Arthur Weasley by making it look like Arthur collects dark artifacts or something
Dobby was trying to protect harry simply because hes deemed the chosen one lol its just that simple. The wizarding world believes only harry could stop voldemort as he did before as a baby so protect harry you protect the future.
@@Awkwardstefan007 That's just another plot hole. NOBODY in the entire history of the ENTIRE magical world, wrote down snake speak? Nobody? Not ONE? Harry was discovered to be able to speak it in his SECOND year and there's not HORDES of scholars just throwing money at him, giving him WHATEVER he wants to get him to just fucking speak snake for them so they can learn the entire language and make this just a normal thing. Harry has magically imbued knowledge of the snake language, but it's still clearly a LANGUAGE. Ron didn't STUDY this fucking language, he learned like ONE word casually and got the pronunciation right after a couple tries. Other languages are hard, but say a word a couple times and even if it's REALLY weird, if it's not the longest word ever made you'll probably get it after a few tries. Add a few YEARS onto that time gap and it can't be that hard a language to learn if Ron is just throwing out something he barely remembers and it WORKS. I'm pretty sure Ron just HEARD HARRY OPEN THE CHAMBER and six fucking years later just REMEMBERED what he said and took a few tries to copy it. That's RIDICULOUSLY EASY! Snake speak should just be an ELECTIVE at Hogwarts by now! It should have been for the last few CENTURIES.
Ron's dad made the car. He was head of muggle artifacts. He enchanted a Ford Anglia so it would fly. It was illegal. He "faced an inquiry at work" and got demoted.
I just gotta love how it changes language to language to hold the anagram. For the Spanish version it is a very slight change from the original: Tom Sorvolo Ryddle, to writte down "Soy Lord Voldemort" Yes, we keep the word "Lord" in english, idk why 😂😂
@@pinkiephoenix3464 it sounds better and regal, I guess xD for years I wondered why in the movies and my Spanish books the name was different. Then I grew up and found out about the magic of ✨translation✨
Alex: What kinda twelve year old girl is swooning over this guy whose like 45…. Girls of this generation: Paul Rudd, Tom Hiddleston, Robert Downey Jr.-
Or Adam Driver cuz of SW. I mean back then at that age I had to watch Troy for a school project, ended up obsessing over Brad Pitt. When a man is gorgeous, he will always be noticed no matter how old girls might be. 12 year olds are in the brink of puberty
@@sarakhlifi5103 I don’t think he’s attractive at all, but the notion of a tween/teen girl having a crush on a celebrity is very real. How people like Michael Cera. That’s what I’m saying or like Tom Hiddleston, he’s not that hot to me 😬
19:01 the reason Dobby warns Harry is because if Voldemort’s plan would have succeeded and he would have a body again (by taking Ginny’s life) his first priority would be to kill Harry. It has everything to do with Harry.
My fiancé and I just rewatched the whole movie series. Made me realize how much was left out from the books. But also how much the movies did manage to get in there very well.
the bit you pointed out at the end has been retroactively explained as such; Salazar Slytherin hid the chamber of secrets under an enchanted trap door. but a future heir of slytherin when they began working as a professor realized that the chamber would be found, so they built a bathroom around it, hiding the enterence in the sink.
"In the past few hours, you have broken, perhaps, a dozen school rules." "Yes sir." "There is sufficient evidence to have you both expelled." "Yes sir." "Therefore, it is only fitting, that you both recieve..." _Pause for effect_ "Expulsions." _Directed by_ _Chris Columbus_
@@bleentrean5849 if he had done that, the results would be no different. therefore we can conclude that dumbledore basically did give them 100,000 points
One of my favorite things about Chamber of Secrets is that Harry has a thousand yard stare when he sees how Floo powder works. All of the trauma in his life is linked back to a lot of loud noise and a flash of green light, so it makes sense Harry would be adverse to seeing such a visual stimulus. And I like to think this was on purpose. Lucius _was_ trying to cast a killing curse on Harry at the end of the book, so they knew what the killing curse was. This kind of retroactive detail so early in a series when we don't know a lot of lore is something I always appreciate.
fun fact, that was improvised by Jason Isaacs, the script only has Lucius charging at Harry, not even specifying with a wand out, but Isaacs had just finished reading Goblet of Fire, so the killing curse was fresh on his mind and he improvised a bit
"Expel you ?? Are you kidding me ? You kids stole a magic flying car and raced a train à la Back to the Future 3. That's the coolest thing I ever heard in my life !!" All hail the king ! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The actress who played Myrtle was also in her 30s. Makes Myrtle creeping on Harry in the the prefect's bathroom scene from the Goblet of Fire movie reeeeeally awkward.
I think the point with moaning myrtle is that kids don’t go there because she’s very…. Annoying, not necessarily scary. Also she tells people what students do in her bathroom all the time so it’s not really private either.
Oh Alex, poor summer child Alex, you’re lucky to never delved into the mind of a 12 year old girl who develops both emotionally and psychologically faster than boys in general. We were ALL crushing over a HP cast member at some point during puberty 😂
"What kind of twelve years old girl just swoons over a guy who's like forty five" ... Oh, you know, it happens to the best of us * sweats remembering Spike from BTVS back when she was 10 *
I am still surprised alex and no one in the comments mentioned dobby hexing the bludger that followed and broke Harry’s arm in the Quidditch match. That was dark dude.
@@Sleeves819 maybe he thought Harry would have been tripped up enough after that he would want to go home. I would if that bludger attacked me and lockhart took away my bones.
"Fame is a fickle thing Harry." Right before Harry is outed as a parseltongue and bullied throughout throughout the school only to be lauded after he saves Ginny, then third year when he faints at dementors and gets bullied again but wins Quidditch and is a big deal again. Then the rollarcoaster of public opinion that haunts Harry through 4th/5th/6th year. IDK Lockhart had a very good point there.
@Anonymus X Hey, even a broken clock is right twice a day...
@@Dargonhuman GAWD DAYUM I LOVE THIS
Tf
Hey remember Justin Beaver remember the craz that happened with him
Lockhart isn't completely stupid.
I love how Tom ad libbed Draco's "I didn't know you could read" line. Similarly, Daniel improvised "Don't worry, I will be", to Lucius at the end.
I just wanna know who told Issacs to say 'Avada- when pointing his wand at Harry in the end
XD yes i love that
@Katy TerBerg that's just beyond perfect
I love these inside crumbs 🤣
You are everywhere loll
“With all this stuff written on the wall.”
The writing on the wall: The fitness grand pacer test….
What came to mind - when you said "writing on the wall" was a song for me, but this works too.
@@js66613
I know exactly which one you mean
....is a multi-stage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues
@@fukadaendim5800 reported for spam
@@fukadaendim5800 really…….. (Attention seeker)
“Did anybody hear a weird moaning sound coming from the bathroom last night?” “Must have been a ghost!“ had me on the floor laughing 😂
whats a had me on the floor laughing and how can i get on it
@@brandon0sh it was a typo 😂
@@patrickgilhuly06That and whatever tf Alex drew at 14:16😂😂😂
Lockhart was way younger in the books... They just made everyone old in the movies (Snape, Lockhart, Marauders..)
I was always so mad about how old they made Remus and Sirius.
@Syd - may be just because they wanted to make it old school vibes entire movie was around teachers and students relations as students of Hogwarts under the wings of teachers of Hogwarts ...
Right?! Lily and James were like in their early twenties or something when they died, not middle aged (ehhummm hp and the sorcerer's stone)
@@killhannaah they adjusted them in movies to ... Watch James in that photo(gif)
younger?
“What kind of 12 year old girl swoons of a dude who’s like 45”
Me: *looks back at my past self* w-well
Same! I had a huge crush on Pierce Bronson (one of the many James Bonds) and I also thought Alan Alda(from MASH) was pretty good looking for mass majority of my childhood.
I think my first crush was Legolas (Orlando Bloom, Right?). I was 8... So, this is so relatable
I need confirmation, was it Supernatural and Sherlock or are you younger than that T-T
I mean…I had Sean Connery and Sam Elliot and they are both at least 40-50 years older then me.
And I still think Mr. Elliot is one fine silver fox so…yeah xD
R.I.P Sir Sean Connery
@@jessicav931 dude- same 😭
I love how he is weirded out by the girls fan girling over Lockhart but then later points out Lucius’s Lucious Locks
Well last I checked, he wasn’t a ten year old schoolgirl
@@linken0879 You mean 12 as this involves on him talking about fangirls crushing hormones on some guys way older.
@@alexk7880 exactly.. thats pretty much any young teen at that age. The magical hormones come into play. Its cringe but not shocking and pretty accurate.
@@Bigbadpoppaj weird thing is that people get offended that depictions projecting from real life at times from what the creator learned. But still separate as fiction takes from reality but doesn't apply back as people keep assuming it will make people emulate fiction which is stupid
@@Bigbadpoppaj It's not pretty accurate at all. 12 year old girls are not crushing on 45 year old geezers. IF they're crushing on anyone at all, they may be crushing on some of their peers or some corny young boy bands like One Direction. But not on some middle age mofo.
“That would change his search history forever”
I’m dying on the floor 💀
I like how you combined Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw 👍
when I saw Hermione in the bathroom I exclaimed FURRY
STAY
hope you recover
"The luscious locks of Lucius" I'm wheezing
Every time I watch the movies now I will hear Alex whenever I see Lucius. 😂
lmfaoo
They ARE luscious locks!!
I just wish I could see Jason Isaacs' reaction if/when he ever sees that.
that was me too! omg Alex is so comedic and it makes the movie analysis so much better
I liked the books better bc it actually explained the thing with Ginny instead of just saying “oh yeah that was Ginny, anyways so-“
ya unfortunately it takes 2 years to make a hp movie and nobody remembers anything about a character that doesn't have a ton of speaking lines
This pretty much sums up how they treated Ginny for the entire 7 movies she was in lol
@Rara🇦 How about no
I loved the way they got together in the book and that kiss after the game in their commonroom, ron being pissed at harry later and finally accepting it. I hate the way they got together in the movie, that akward sloppy kiss, like how do you tie someones shoelaces and think its the perfect time to kiss someone you never kissed before.
@@LeilaleilaZ ok but you’re not wrong tho-
"I'll be in my bedroom, making no noise and pretending that I don't exist."
Thanks for calling me out like that J.K.
And the middle child quote!!! Gahd that cut deep
Best line in the whole franchise
@@spideymatt93 lol agreed
@@fukadaendim5800 ?????
I'm almost 30 and this is still me for a fairly large percentage of my daily life lmao
I just like how the entirety of Harry Potter is just everyone getting mad at harry for no reason
And that would happen in every movie 🙄
No reason?! 😂 Have you READ the books?
Let's all throw books at Myrtle, because she can't feel it! Ten points if you get it through her stomach! Fifty points if it goes through her head!!!
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all the points of it actually somehow sends her to heaven
I love how Myrtle was supposed to be a student when she died, yet Shirley Henderson was in her late 30s when she played her!
@@trinaq FRR
@@trinaq omg now I get why it always felt soo gross to me that she hit on Harry so hard
“my parents are dead so that means i’m batman”
…don’t give people ideas
🤣🤣😂🤣😂
every wattpad y/n ever
@@FandomGirl42 …
@@FandomGirl42 oh, god...not them.
Shit I killed my parents and I'm still not Batman I'm just an ex convict now
I love the contrast between the actors' British accents and Alex's american accent
Frr 😂😂
@@fukadaendim5800 wiem
Why
Fr I rarely notice accents but when they're juxtaposed like this it's super jarring
there are like 600 british accents dude
Also wanted to point out if the bathroom was constructed by Salazar 900 something years ago; why did he choose the women’s room? He created a secret hidden tunnel with an effigy of himself and snakes…under the women’s bathroom. Raises more questions if you ask me. Lol
You can imagine him just loitering outside waiting for all the girls to come out, then goes to walk in and another bunch just strolls up so he has to pretend like he wasn't going in and having to wait another half hour cause girls take forever
@@maxbracegirdle9990 😂 love it. Every time the girls walk past he holds the hidden pallet of makeup tighter under his robes. If anyone in Hogwarts found out his terrible secret he would be ruined. Lmao
Well it's a chamber of secrets alright
Before the 18th Century when all the new, more complicated plumbing was installed at Hogwarts, the entrance to the Chamber was just a concealed trapdoor and a series of tunnels.
When the plumbing was installed, Corvinus Gaunt, who was a student at the time realized that the secrecy and access of it would be at risk, because the new girl’s bathroom was where the trapdoor lay. Corvinus Gaunt, A direct descendant of Slytherin, took it on himself to protect the Chamber’s entrance and secrecy.
@@strangequark64209 by forever confusing the people of Hogwarts to think Salazar had some kind of weirdo pervert shrine under the girl’s bathroom. Lol
“The luuuscious looocks of loooocious” I’m shitting tears lmao
😂😆🤣
? 😳🤣🤣
what are you doing?????!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
The "Tom Riddle struggling to make his villain name" joke never gets old
I know...I can totally imagine him trying to figure it out
The fact his name is actually Riddle too Haha
“I don’t mean to be nitpicking a children’s movie or whatever...”
Alex, that is your entire career. It’s why we’re here. Great videos man, keep it up!
Lol you mustve never watched any of the HPs. This video was one of his worst if not worst
His skinny tree can even make better content and puts the same words on his videos.
@DaniDid How can one of the best series in the world have a weird movie explain me that?….bc the Harry Potter movies are like pure classic, and amazingly good, and people loved them so much as a kid to as of rn no one can replace those great actors.
@DaniDid Yes and, it’s amazing like 8 great movies is enough….but can Fantastic Beast outcome it i don’t think so but i like that as well too.
@@Adam88899 a movie could be enjoyable and weird y'know. And these are not perfect movies and are worthy of criticism. I loved them as a kid, I read the books and still have great appreciation for them but they have flaws too. They're goofy and filled to the brim of contrivences, etc. Not to mention the author herself. I don't think there's anything necessarily wrong with Alex's video, dude's just having fun cracking a few jokes at it like he and many others have done for a long time now.
The chamber of secrets wasn't originally built in the girl's bathroom, Corvinus Gaunt had to make a new entrance once all the *quote* "new-fangled plumbing" was built around it.
I was reading this too fast and thought you said Coronavirus Gaunt 😅 😷
huh?
@@JustAnotherShopaholic New coronavirus origin theory: It was invented by muggle hating wizards!😲
"I'll be in my bedroom, making no noise, pretending I don't exist"
Story of my life since lockdown 😑
Lol
Bro, thats everyone's life
Preach, we can ALL relate to that over the past 18 months!
lol
Story of my life since I was like 8
In this movie, Harry ad Ron missed the train, so instead of sending Hedwig with a letter to the headmaster to apologize, they decided to steal and use Ron's family car that is actually the proof of illegal activity by his dad, fly it thorugh half the country breaking the most important laws of their system, and then crashing into a tree that's considered an endangered rarity. Yet they don't get any punishment.
In the first movie, they have to spend an entire night in a creepy forest full of dangerous creatures because they entered a tower.
Technically, they had to spend the night in the Forbidden Forest because they were caught past curfew at Hagrid's hut...
This is a fantasy story...can't expect any logic here otherwise it won't be fun n harry potter wouldn't be enjoyed as much as the way it is being rn
They got detention for both. But the first one may have been worse than the 2nd for everyone but Harry. Can you imagine being stuck in a room with Lockhart for hours while he babbles constantly about how great he is? 😬😳🙀
@@kashishinani7345 ur are so wrong at this novel's are expected to follow their own rules they come up with otherwise its kinda like plot wholes
Different directors I think
Imagine just chilling at the train station, and then you see two kids ram themselves into a wall.
Yes, yes, and yes 😅😅
mmmm yes , wall
I'd probably die laughing at that.
Probably wait for them to leave before running into it myself.
What if, instead, you saw them run through the wall?
As much as the Dursleys hated Harry living with them, they didn't want him being happy at Hogwarts more.
Yes, typical narcissism
Sounds like my family.
Yes. Plus, I'd have to look it up in the book to be sure, but I don't think Vernon says "You're never going back to that school". I think he just locks harry in to his room to prevent him doing anything else, although, that in itself doesn't make sense, because if Harry was as dangerously magical as Vernon thinks he is, a locked door would hardly be an issue. LOL
@@PeterCamberwick In the book, Uncle Vernon specifically locks Harry in the room because he finds out Harry isn't allowed to use magic outside school. He even sneers at Harry to go ahead and try getting out of his locked room using magic, and therefore get himself expelled from Hogwarts in the process. Being locked in his room isn't a life threatening situation he could be allowed to use magic to get out of.
Harry being left at the Dursley's was supposed to be for his safety, but after he started attending school, that should have not been necessary anymore. Especially when Voldemort had dementors seeking him out. JK though just planted her feet obstinately, as always.
“And that awakened a thing that in Ron’s soul that changed his search history forever”
Furries. Been there.
BAHA-
LMAO 🤣
😂😂
TO be fair, I think "My parents are dead" is a fair deflection when somebody's stepping in your bubble and complementing their murderer.
Not to mention the next thing Harry says is “he was nothing more than a murderer” as a counter to Lucius calling Voldemort a legend
I agree. Harry shut him out of the convo appropriately
Totally fair when someone tells Harry his parents' murderer was a legend. I couldn't stop diagreeing with Alex's humor about it the whole video lol
@Hoopdy *complimenting. ;-)
@@nathanlatham5651 That must have been in a deleted scene, I didn't see it on the dvd
"What kind of 12 year old is just swooning over some guy who's like 45?"
You obviously haven't read many wattpad stories
😂 I read wattpad way too much in highschool haha
and I dont want to
he'd make a new channel roasting the hell out of those Wattpad's stories if he did lol
oml pls 💀💀💀
Okay but most of the 45 year olds who people swoon over are at least somewhat attractive. Lockhart really isn't at all
"YES, ALEX FINALLY DID ANOTHER HARRY POTTER VIDEO" Dumbledore said calmly.
yeah "calmly"
😩😂😂
Dumbledore said calmly by gently grasping Alex's throat, and choking him...
DIDYOUPUTYOURNAMEINTHEGOBLETOFFIRE🤬🤬
Youre 2 movies to early
"what kind of 12 years old crushes on a 40 years old guy ?"
Me, remembering my friends who were crazy about Robert Downey Jr when they were 12
My friends were all crushing on Johnny Depp, who I think was even older at the time
Johnny never looked that old tho
rdj was actually cute tho
I was obsessed with Will Smith, Johnny Depp and even my 8th grade science teacher when I was suuuuper little so yeah haha
@@solus8685 he didn't look young in pirates of the Caribbean. Like late 30s at the youngest.
I can never forgive how they cut out the scene where Arthur and Lucius had an EPIC fist fight despite being wizards.
That was my favorite part in the book
maybe because there was too many people in the way that they would accidentally hit someone. Thus their instinct found it safer to just punch each other to focus on their opponent. Possibly their reputation harming people using spells while being part of the ministry of magic prevented them from using it and would rather be considered lectured and seen as muggles who would use their fists.
@@alexk7880 I don't think anyone was questioning why they were having a fistfight. More lamenting that it never got put in the film
@@alexk7880 they didn’t need to be seen as muggles tho they were in flourish and blotts
I just think in the movie he was trying to not give into the antics of Malfoy because he was trying to be a good role model for his kids, since they were there when it happened.
7:52
This is really not as unusual as you might think. It'd only be weird if Lockhart was also returning those feelings.
Also, Gilderoy Lockhart in the books is described as a stunningly handsome 29-year old, on top of being regarded as a brilliant wizard, an actual hero, and one of the country's top celebrities.
I figured he was way younger in the books, since wizards basically do so much when young, and then just keep going into severely old age. They graduate school at 17, then go into the workforce. Harry's parents were like 21 when they died, which we do not get from the movies because they cast far older actors.
Hermione's initial reaction should have been that of pure shock and anxiety. She looked like she was at an Elvis concert and would have left the seat wet (this happened to a lot of seats at Elvis concerts)
i mean it's normal in all ways. a little girl crushing on a handsome man. wow. shocking.
For real, when I was in the 3rd grade I had a huge crush on John Travolta after watching the movie Grease, so the idea that Hermione would be smitten with Lockhart isn’t too out there in my opinion.
Fun fact: at the end when Lucius tries to curse Harry, Jason Isaacs ad-libbed the first spell that came to mind; which, given that he was reading The Goblet of Fire at the time, happened to be Avada Kedavera.
@Anonymus X how is that the the power of the unconscious?
@@kmhkennedy avada kedavra is a forbidden spell that immediately kills u:) so yeah makes sense taking into account the paper Lucius later has in the movies
That makes dobby intervention that much better
But like seriously Lucius, you're in Hogwarts under Dumbledore's nose, pretending to not be a death eater anymore, having been dealt an insignificant blow to your ego by the most famous twelve-year-old in the world - who is also in Dumbledore's protection more or less - and you just casually go straight for the *unforgivable killing curse* ??? Gee, didn't know ya wanted to go to Azkaban so bad xD
@@elieli2893 ikr he just wants a free “visit” just a “visit” he just what’s a tour of the place
It's funny because for the train scene Rons parents had to come back through the wall to go home (it's not established if they can apparate home from platform 9 3/4) couldn't the boys have just waited and surely the parents would have noticed Ron and Harry didn't say goodbye to them with the others on the train. Even professor McGonagall looked at Harry like "so is your owl broken or what?" And Harry does not know where to put himself after that lmao
I can forgive Harry that kind of thnking because he's been a wizard for just a year but I was always confused why Ron thought his parents were trapped on the platform (in the next book he knows about the Knight bus so it makes no sense). I guess it could be chalked up to Rowling still figuring things out but a lot of potterheads love saying she had everything figured out by the time she published PS. It's either this or that people.
Somewhere in a later book, Mrs Weasley and one of Ron's brothers (Bill or Charlie, might be Goblet) Disapparate directly from platform 9 3/4, I'm pretty sure. But, yeah, it's still kind of a kids' story, it makes total sense at first, but if one thoughtful question gets asked, everything starts to crumble.
To be a bit fair... He did slam the stand-in-stuffed-Headwig's head into that pillar fairly hard (as Alex showed in slow motion)- so, yes, one actually could say that she might have been broken.
And Ron only had a geriatric hand-me-down rat.
And it could be somewhat believable..... Though that mangled cage magicked itself back to normal and her eyes didn't pop out from the force of that head-smash.....
@@cherusiderea1330 I believe you're right about later on in the series but in this case they had to come back for the car, only after getting beaten up by the whomping willow does it take off on it's own with no driver, kinda hilarious it throws their stuff out of the car afterwards like "get out, get the hell away from me the both of you!"
@@windeen true poor thing ate solid concrete off that wall lmao. Maybe that's why she looked back at the train with the classic wide eyed OvO.."..mother..."
The entire thing of Harry Potter is just: oh how many times can we kill Harry without actually killing him?
Maybe Harry's just immortal at this point?!
@@trinaq it's the only sensible explanation
Don't care + ratio+ harry potter goated+ yb better
Why is that so true lol
The biggest example of Harry's complete plot armour is Deathly Hallows where Voldemort's Avada Kedavra destroys his Horcrux inside Harry but doesn't kill Harry himself. Just sends him to purgatory where he talks with Dumbledore's soul then comes back.
My head cannon is the chamber is only about the size of a shoe box. The wizard gets shrunken down to enter it. The snake is a normal sized snake, which explains how it got around in plumbing.
Thank goodness you didn’t make the movie.
Say what you want, but Daniel´s expressions were allways on point to the awkwardness
You forgot what is possibly the most important part of this entire movie: After Harry accuses Lucius of planting the diary, Lucius straight up tries to murder Harry in the middle of a school hallway. If Dobby hadn't stopped him, Lucius would've just murdered a kid because he provoked him at school.
funny thing is, Lucius actor forgot what spell to recite, so he said the first one to come to mind (which happened to be avada kedavra). The director found it so funny for a middle age adult to almost kill a kid who provoked him, that he chose to keep it
attempted murder harry still has plot protection
Closer to killing harry then voldmort ever was 😂
Wasn't it after he made him set dobby free rather than the accusation that pissed him off? Although I admit the idea of a middle aged man being accused by a child of something instantly defaulting to brutal murder as an appropriate punishment is all around hilarious
@@geediddi6007 it kinda explains and gives us a background on why draco was what he was? im not defending his personality by blaming it all on lucius but it does give an insight
And Ron's internet history was changed forever - i laughed my face off.
@Latest Obsession 😂😂😂
It’s insane how many problems would be solved if Hogwarts just had security cameras in this and just about every movie in this series…
Bombarda maxima!!!
There goes your security camera
Security cameras in a bathroom create issues, not solve them.
Electric object apparently do not work around wizards in canon. The magic disrupts their function. That's why the whole magical society rocks that medievel-core. Like the Malfoys are rich but even they don't own a laundry machine. Dobby scrubbed their clothes clean the old-fashioned way.
Or time-turners. If only they were a thing in the Harry Potter universe, all mysteries would be solved.
Oh, wait...
@@anjafrohlich1170 But guns do...
Alex: "They have like such child's logic"
Me as a 21yo still enjoying these: ;____;
Be careful or you'll be thirty and still telling people which "house" you belong to. You'll be immune to all the eye-rolls.
@@TathD ok I will start by saying I am a Ravenclaw 😁💙💙💙 and I am proud of it.
@@SBloomXX hufflepuff and proud of it 😂💛
@@SBloomXX I AM A RAVENCLAW AS WELL.
@@TathD ngl that sounds better than many other alternatives😂
“What kind of 12 year old swoons at 45 year old man?”
You clearly haven’t seen tom hiddleston and sebastian stan fandoms
I-, um, you're not wrong, in fact this is so true it hurts-
i’m 14 and in love with a 42 year old…..
Or Johnny Depp fan girls that are now almost 30. Lol
@@mewow3556 platonically right?
@@Esterferreiradecastro how would you be platonically in love with someone?
And why hasn’t Murtle told anybody how she died before!? I feel like it would come up. She could at least tell the teachers and get them to board up the chamber
Ooooooh good point!
I thought it was because she couldn’t remember and even if she did tell them, given that it’s Murtle and how dramatic she is no one would likely believe her expect maybe Dumbledor and we know how he is at sharing life changing information
From what i could understand, she has no recollection of how she died other than seeing "something yellow". And i also think no one would believe her since she's too dramatic and apparently, she got no friends (she said herself)
"I looked at someone and died," is also kind of a leap. Yeah Slytherin and the whole snek, it's pretty obvious, but who's to say snek wasn't just checking out the loo? If you can't speak parseltongue you'll have a time finding an enchantment which'll get the snek corral open
In the books, its mentioned how when Myrtle came back as a ghost, she began haunting Olive Hornby, the person who had made fun of her glasses. This continued for many years, and when she finally came back to Hogwarts, I don't think anybody really cared anymore, as they assumed it was Aragog who was the monster. And, as the other replies said, Myrtle is quite dramatic, and the chances of people believing her were very low.
5:54 harry's answer is actually pretty on point. Malfoy as a "former" Death Eater just called Voldemort a legend in front of the boy that lost his parents to said wizard. "Your scar is legend, as, of course, is the wizard who gave it to you" this is basically getting to a Jew who lost his parents in WW2 and got one leg cut and saying "very funny that you have one leg missing, Hitler was such a cool guy"
Welllllllll, there kinda is a difference between calling someone "a legend" and calling someone "a cool awesome guy"
Legend in this case means "famous, well-known" or maybe "an extraordinary wizard". Someone can be famous but be the most evil guy of all time, they're still famous. And being evil doesn't make you any less extraordinary.
okay not to be THAT person that goes "according to the book", but... ACCORDING TO THE BOOK, Lockhart is young and super handsome and actually charismatic and charming :P
*Which would have made a ton more sense compared to...* whatever we got with the movie.😓
yes exactly!!!!
Last two are questionable
Lol EVERYONE is supposed to be younger in these movies, yet everyone was cast like 20 to 30 years olders. XD
@@brittanyg7700 Well...Emma,Daniel&Rupert were 10,11&12 at the beginning,so...they pretty much got *them* right,at least!;-P
"We're just going to do all the movies" I cannot wait for the commentary on
"DID YA PUT YER NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?!" he whispered.
That will never not be funny lol. I always giggle at that meme.
“My parents are dead so that means I’m batman”
WHEEZE
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*W H E E Z E*
SAME!😂😂😂😂
loves how he says at the start that the flying car is never seen again, yet doesnt even look at the fact it was basically destroyed by the whomping willow and goes off into the forbidden forrest
Written in blood on the wall: “We’re trying to reach you regarding an extended warranty for your car...”
4:29 I’m pretty sure floo powder is the ash from a ‘dead’ Phoenix, which combust and burn up when they die, creating a bunch of ash, from which the new Phoenix emerges. Phoenixes can teleport in ways wizard can’t, like the floo powder. Also, it was a Phoenix, it flies, but now it’s dead. It floo.
so genius
Well, in novels it works different. They were teleporting via some sub dimension with a lot of ways leading to different chimneys, and they were "sliding" there. And Harry just chose wrong one.
But they are rare creatures. The powder would be expensive as hell, and surely nothing the poor weaselys could do then. Especially if they have a car to drive to London (and why not go to a hotel there and buy school stuff the day before).
@@Negative921
Wtf, no, I read the novels and that's not at ALL what happens. What happens in the novel is the same as the movie in this case.
Excellent theory.
3:18 I think it's explained that Vernon hates Harry being at Privet Drive but he also hates things that make Harry happy like going to Hogwarts or the Quidditch World Cup in Goblet of Fire. So he's so petty he'd rather the whole family be miserable as long as his nephew isn't enjoying himself.
Also, people aren't logical.
I read that it was Harry being a horcrux that was corrupting the Dursleys, similarly as to how the locket was corrupting Ron in the 7th one.
@@ebrandt9698 That's just one of the many many conspiracy theories about this series.
If you remember in the beginning, Professor McGonagall had already established that the Dursleys were the worst people to leave Harry with. Also none of them ever wanted anything to do with Lily or the Potters.
Also if the horcrux inside Harry was the reason they were so awful, wouldn't Harry have been corrupted by it as well? Why was he still a good person even though he had something so evil inside him, with his own relatives being so awful to him?
@@ebrandt9698 That's just something some people came up with to explain the Dursleys abuse of Harry when really Petunia's jealous that her nephew's magical like her sister was and so mistreats him and spoils Dudley so he won't feel left out like she did since her parents preferred Lily. And Vernon just hates anything he considers abnormal.
@@meghnagoel6766 if I were jk just say the love that saved him from killing curse also held off the corruption of the hocrux
The reason Ginny could open the chamber is because it wasn't her that did it, Tom Riddle was possessing her at the time.
You know, I only just recently learned that according to J.K. Rowling the name Voldemort was supposed to be pronounced with a silent "t." I can only imagine how that air-writing anagram scene would've gone if it was accurate to what Rowling initially intended.
Harry: "I am Lord Voldemort..."
Riddle: "Damn it, Harry! The t is silent!!!"
Basilisk laughing in the background and Voldemort starts cursing at it in parcel tongue.)
In my language (Bulgarian) Voldermort never has the T. I was absolutley blown away when I started introducing myslef to the real Harry Potter world after reading the first few books. And the anagram in the second book was something around the lines 'I am also Lord Voldemor' but said in a really strange way. I thought it was very clever at the time how they managed to play with letters and words like that, until I learned that they ate a whole letter of one of the most important names...
@@niyagancheva That's really interesting, I had no idea they had it changed in other translations of the books. :D Although without the "T" wouldn't it be impossible to spell out Voldemort's original name, "Tom Riddle?" Sorry, I'm a bit slow to catch on.
Anyway, thanks so much for sharing this with me. I find other languages fascinating, although the only one I have any real capability for is my own. (That being English.) I hope that you're doing very well in all things and that everything continues to go your way.
@@loneronin6813 I remembered - the phrase was "Here I am also Lord Voldemor" and here in Bulgarian is 'tuk' so the T was included elsewhere. Thank you and have a great day :)
@@niyagancheva Cool! :D Thanks again and I hope you have a wonderful day as well.
In Arabic too it doesn't have a T
Ya know, the most impressive thing to young me when I realized it was how they managed to keep the annagram in every version of the series by changing Tom's middle and last name to fit whatever langage the movie/book was in. At least they were dedicated to it
Yeah, our Voldemort is Tom Lomen Valedro. It took me some time to get used to the fact that his actual last name is Riddle. Valedro sounded so much cooler.
@@ysbecca6624 a fellow Finn I see!
I think I heard that his middle name was Elvis in the French version.
@@sixthjayhawk yeah, it's Tom Elvis Jedusor specifically, to be able to spell "je suis Voldemort"
@@mathieupr6391 The French translation was great. Jedusor is also a wordplay on “twist of fate”
"What kind of 12 year old is just swooning over some guy who's like 45?"
Um, almost every girl has had crushes on famous people, teachers, or even fictional characters.
It's the same for most guys I imagine.
@Music & Whistle msk I had a crush on my history teacher when I was about that age. It’s perfectly normal for girls to have crushes on teachers etc. It doesn’t make them weird or crazy or whatever. As long as the teacher doesn’t have a crush on the student or either one of them ever tries anything then it should be fine
@Music & Whistle msk I'll be honest here, I've seen a lot, and i do mean a lot of girls crushing on characters that don't even exist so it's not that big a stretch to think they would crush over a 40 y/o seemingly competent wizard who also happens to be attractive
@Music & Whistle msk - The number of twelve year olds writing Snape fanfics after these movies came out proves otherwise. . .
Me being 10 and in love with Tom Holland:
@@seewhaticcurious1 Snape is supposed to be 31-37 tho
To this day, it's still disappointing the flying car never came back. It felt so obvious that part of Vodlemort's downfall would include the Weasley's Car roaring out of the Forest and slamming into Voldy, creating an opening for Harry to defeat him, which would have been hilarious, but the books lost more and more of their sense of humor as they went on
It would and I love that idea
I think they wanted to make it more serious and dramatic. To be fair though they still had Fred and george for comedic relief.
@@dovidsilbert And she literally killed one half of the comedic relief in the last book. I don't know about you, but I attach some symbolism to that.
@@MegaKnight2012 wdym
@@dovidsilbert Fred and George's purpose was comedy, and she literally mutilated and killed the comedy in her series
You can never get enough ALEX MEYERS I legit look up to this guy!
True!😂
well he has ah entire library of content to choose from
underrated :)
@@sebukoafk6515 he is
Baba
"My parents are dead so that means I'm Batman"
With this statement right here the entire series comes into focus for me.
That’s basically true, Harry is like Batman, except he has magic
Batman:
Parents are ded
Rich af
Fights a bunch of evil people
Has gadgets
Harry Potter:
Parents are 6 foot under
Decently wealthy
Fights a bunch of bad dudes in funny masks
Has magic
Yeah that checks out lol
Hello
@@garethalford682 Batman must have magic, or at least magic items such as his pocket dimension belt that has everything he could ever need and magic grappling gun (it has made some pretty miraculous, or magical, shots). Probably some magical healing and teleportation abilities too, now that I think about it some more. Yeah, he definitely has magic.
As a Scottish person, I was surprised to hear him talk about Scotland at the start because RUclipsrs usually only mention our existence to make a stereotypical joke. Hehe.
he's ah good guy
yeah its actually pretty nice, though i think the thing is a scan seeing as you cant buy land that cheaply here
@@katiefairfull7311 It’s not exactly a scam, you can refer to yourself as Lord/Lady on your credit card and stuff but it’s not like you become a real noble family with a coat of arms or anything. But they use the money to fund land conservation so it’s pretty cool still. And the land is cheap because it’s like one square foot.
@@arielsteinsaltz1956 first thing first, are you Scottish? because its pretty annoying to have land that is technically yours to be owned by some random american who now thinks their a wee laird, when what are they going to do with the land. at least if your going to buy some land make sure you know whats going to happen to it
@@katiefairfull7311 I haven’t bought any of this land… I was just replying to the idea that it’s a scam with the fact that it’s not technically a scam though also not what most people think of when they hear Lord/Lady. As far as land ownership, I believe all of that land is already owned by the company? And again they use the funds for land conservation it’s not like people actually move to the land.
Imagine a sitcom starring Lucius Malfoy called: "The Luscious Locks of Lucius." It would be about the first world problems of a wealthy stuck-up father raising a bratty son while trying to live up to his family name. I'd watch this
Adolescent girls crushing on celebrities really isn't that unrealistic.
@Music & Whistle msk Yes, depending on how they look. My sister was obsessed with Jonny Depp when she was a teenager about 10-12 years ago (for reasons unknown to me, he doesn't seem particularly attractive to me at all, but I'm not a teenage girl I guess). Depp would have solidly been in his 40s at the time. I also recall a teacher asking in school once what celebrity are the girls in love with at the time and the first answer was George Cloony, who looked old even when he was young.
They could have at least picked an actor that anyone of any age would swoon over.
Not to throw shade, but he's just a normal looking guy.
@@Victoria-dh9vb He's not that bad looking. Besides, if they did get someone with a massive amount of sex appeal then a lot of people would actually be taken in by him and the whole premise of the character would be lost.
I fancied Viggo Mortenson aka Aragorn at age 11, he was def in his late forties at that point. Not to mention quite a few other men in their 30s-50s between 11 and 16. It's totally normal.
apparently it's not weird if a teenaged boy calls a middle aged woman milf but if teenaged girls do it it's somehow weird.. ugh double standards
Everyone: "Harry Potter petrified Filches cat and everyone else."
Hagrid and Gandalf: "Nah, he didn't know he was a wizard until yesterday.
The best adult logic of the movie.
Gandalf 😂
Aa yes, my favourite Harry Potter character... Gandalf hahahahaha
Gandalf? 😭
Yeah, many times in this series the plot relies on Harry being this SUPER skilled and powerful wizard, but he's kind of total shit at magic.
He hardly knows ANY spells, how would he know HOW to petrify a student. Hermione has petrified more people. And everyone KNOWS that because the one she petrified can just TELL everyone "yeah Hermione petrified me when I tried to stop them breaking the rules again and getting us in trouble."
That event is literally the reason they won that year!
Hermione is obsessed with Lockhart because she thinks he is the brilliant mastermind behind all those amazing books.
well... he kind of is. The guy really wrote the books. He is a good writer. But the adventures, the feats, all that is stolen from other people. He could have been a great biographist for great wizards but he wanted the spotlight all to himself
@@cferracini true, all he had to do was organise a deal and publicise their works but his ego can’t take the backseat.
Also in the books he's actually in his 20
And he was really good looking
Still underage. And Emma Watson was 13 by th e time filming came around.
@@randomnessltd are u children and teens don’t fantasise about older people?
7:05 What is funny is that Snape should KNOW that Harry and Ron technically DIDN'T Break the Law. That Law only applies to wand based magic NOT Enchanted Items.
"My parents are dead, so that means I'm batman" missed about 20 seconds because I could not stop laughing haha
Same! 😂🤦🏾♀️ I was a bit embarrassed at how hard I laughed at that!!
Rewind
Oh, btw the reason the only time in the books there was a flying car is because Mr. Weasley was fascinated by muggles and always like built stuff in his garage. The car was actually illegal and once Molly found out about it, she forbid him from making one again.
Was not! He didn't even intend to use it - trust him, he wrote that law!
@@kaisattelberg5548 yeah, all I was saying is not everyone had flying cars
Just realised headmaster dumbledore just always sounds like he’s on his last breath
Well, I mean, Richard Harris died before Chamber of Secrets was even released, so... That's probably why
F´s in the comments
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5:56 I think that what Harry was picking up is the Lucius thought that Voldemort was legendary (in a good way) so Harry reminded him because he thought that he misspoke or misunderstood. Also, that’s not the end of the scene. After Harry says this, he says “he was nothing more than a murdered”
Harry didn’t derail the conversation lmaaaooo. Lucius literally called the guy who murdered his parents a ‘legend’ in front of him. He wasn’t gonna let that fly.
True but horrible legends of horrible people exist? It isn’t as if you’re a legend and automatically people see you as good it just means they’re really famous to the point where some consider them fake
Legend doesn't neccesarily a compliment, mostly to mean you accomplished alot
@@nightgodd7865 hes also a known death eater
and also pulled him awkwardly close, putting his cane to his head, like, there's a lot going on here. Harry's response is like the least problem
@@nightgodd7865 They could have said infamous
One thing I will always love about these movies is Rupert Grint's facial expressions man be killing it
Hogwarts architecture plan meeting:
Slytherin: do you mind if I personally install the sinks in the girls bathroom on this floor?
Everyone else: what is a girl's bathroom?
😩😂😂
You need to be an Evil Wizard to care about girls xD
It's funny because they shit on the floor.
@@epsi hahah ikr!!
It's like "hey so I'm gonna build a bathroom for girls and make a chamber for myself where I can peek from like a pervert"
I have to seriously wonder how Ginny wandered Hogwarts at night, killed Hagrid’s roosters so noisily, opened the Chamber of Secrets without Myrtle noticing, and walked around possessed while students were still out and about WITHOUT ANYONE NOTICING!
Well. Read the f'n book
5:31 The luscious locks of Lucius. Man I need this series.😅😂😂
I had to hold in my laughter when Alex said that.
SAME
@@serenitythesiren5031 were you in your bedroom, making no noise, pretending you don't exist?
@@hridyanadappattel4400 Well, people say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing everyday ;)
(This quote is from a video I saw and so does not belong to me)
Moaning Myrtle: *circles her toilet and bothers no one
Hogwarts students: don't go in there, there's a ghost 😱😱
Nearly Headless Nick: *floats around with his head hanging off his neck
Hogwarts students: Oh, hey, what up Nick? 😎😎
That's because she's annoying
I really don't think I would like to go to a bathroom, where a creepy, awkward and ugly looking ghost is trying to peep on me while pooping...
Sorry but then I'd rather have Nick floating aroung the corridors with his head dangling from his neck...
Nearly Headless Nick respects my privacy in the bathroom ✊
@@wesstewart2677 and he ain't a sex offender
Have you seen the Goblet Of Fire?
My favorite thing about this series is that Hogwarts’ reputation for being “the safest place in the Wizarding World” isn’t completely broken by book 2; this is just seen as a weird security blip and not as a “hey, the supposedly dead Dark Lord has manifested himself twice in the castle, we need to move all the restricted knowledge and powerful artifacts we’re holding stat and better vet everyone who comes on campus”.
tbf the only reason it's considered the safest place is because dumbledore is headmaster. later on in the series iirc it was hagrid who says that sending your kids to hogwarts was always a bit of a risk 😅
why can't it still be the safest place in the Wizarding World? maybe everything else is just that much worse.
@@MultiKeto meanwhile at other schools: "oh yes, please don't go into the main entrance door, you'll be ripped to shreds by Bobby Boy the Sadistic Door, who cannot resist murdering everyone in sight. Instead of using that very easy to find and to open door, you must cross the swamp full of alligators to get in through the secondary door, which can only be found half the time"
@@plazasta You joke, but Hogwarts literally has a tree that tries to murder anyone who gets close to it.
@@Jotari at least that Willow can easily be avoided
12:49
The reason why Harry's glasses dont have lenses is because when the movie started filming with the glasses with lenses, the light reflected and bounced at the cameras, ruining the camera things so WB removed the lenses and filmed without them.
11:59 Always loved how Harry gently strokes the fingers of a guy who might be dead for all he knows
To be fair (as one who read and re-read the books over many years), Tom Riddle tells Harry that he no longer cares about killing Muggle-borns; he just wants to kill Harry. That's why Dobby was trying to warn Harry: Lucius was sending the diary back to Hogwarts in order to bring back Voldemort and (presumably) threaten Harry.
Yeah...I am pretty sure that at the end of CoS Dobby explains that to Harry too.
Very few of the criticisms are legitimate if you have read the books or understand the story
Actually Lucius doesn't know that the book could bring back Voldemort. Voldemort only told him the book would force someone to open the Chamber of Secrets. By giving the book to Ginny, Lucius is just trying to get Muggle-borns killed and at the same time he's trying to discredit Arthur Weasley by making it look like Arthur collects dark artifacts or something
Dobby was trying to protect harry simply because hes deemed the chosen one lol its just that simple. The wizarding world believes only harry could stop voldemort as he did before as a baby so protect harry you protect the future.
@@lelelew2735 dobby is super thankful to harry because during Voldemort’s time the house elves were more oppressed
“Anyone could open the chamber of secrets.”
Chamber of secrets laughs in snake language that only one dead family and Harry can speak
Ron managed to opened it tho in the final book. Lol
@@drovertable by speaking parcel tongue that he learned from Harry
@@drovertable it took him six years to learn a few words
@@sohawajid250 yeah right! 6 years to learn “open” and it still took multiple tries
@@Awkwardstefan007 That's just another plot hole.
NOBODY in the entire history of the ENTIRE magical world, wrote down snake speak?
Nobody? Not ONE?
Harry was discovered to be able to speak it in his SECOND year and there's not HORDES of scholars just throwing money at him, giving him WHATEVER he wants to get him to just fucking speak snake for them so they can learn the entire language and make this just a normal thing. Harry has magically imbued knowledge of the snake language, but it's still clearly a LANGUAGE.
Ron didn't STUDY this fucking language, he learned like ONE word casually and got the pronunciation right after a couple tries. Other languages are hard, but say a word a couple times and even if it's REALLY weird, if it's not the longest word ever made you'll probably get it after a few tries. Add a few YEARS onto that time gap and it can't be that hard a language to learn if Ron is just throwing out something he barely remembers and it WORKS.
I'm pretty sure Ron just HEARD HARRY OPEN THE CHAMBER and six fucking years later just REMEMBERED what he said and took a few tries to copy it. That's RIDICULOUSLY EASY! Snake speak should just be an ELECTIVE at Hogwarts by now! It should have been for the last few CENTURIES.
Ron's dad made the car. He was head of muggle artifacts. He enchanted a Ford Anglia so it would fly. It was illegal. He "faced an inquiry at work" and got demoted.
Fun fact: to make the anagram work in the french translation, they named him Tom Elvis Jedusor. Yes, Elvis.
Interesting
Voldemort turns to his Death Eaters.
"Thank you. Thank you very much."
I just gotta love how it changes language to language to hold the anagram.
For the Spanish version it is a very slight change from the original: Tom Sorvolo Ryddle, to writte down "Soy Lord Voldemort"
Yes, we keep the word "Lord" in english, idk why 😂😂
@@pinkiephoenix3464 it sounds better and regal, I guess xD for years I wondered why in the movies and my Spanish books the name was different. Then I grew up and found out about the magic of ✨translation✨
In Italian is "Tom Orvoloson Riddle". ORVOLOSON.
(the translation is "Son io Lord Voldemort" > I am Lord Voldemort").
Alex: What kinda twelve year old girl is swooning over this guy whose like 45…. Girls of this generation: Paul Rudd, Tom Hiddleston, Robert Downey Jr.-
Or Adam Driver cuz of SW.
I mean back then at that age I had to watch Troy for a school project, ended up obsessing over Brad Pitt. When a man is gorgeous, he will always be noticed no matter how old girls might be. 12 year olds are in the brink of puberty
Me a 13 y/o MCU fan:.....pfft no I don't know what you're talking about I don't even _know_ who these people are😂
I don't think it's unique to this generation to be honest.
As a 12 year old girl swooning over all 3 of those people, I feel attacked.
Not just girls but also young gay kids
Hermoine’s crush is the most realistic thing in the whole series
it made more sense in the book since the explained Lockhart's character better and how all girls were fangirling over him
@@sarakhlifi5103 yes but I mean, girls crush on older guys all the time 😅
@@freshpotato586 I know but all I'm saying is it was given more context in the book.. I mean.. that Gilderoy Lockhart is not exactly crush material
@@sarakhlifi5103 I don’t think he’s attractive at all, but the notion of a tween/teen girl having a crush on a celebrity is very real. How people like Michael Cera. That’s what I’m saying or like Tom Hiddleston, he’s not that hot to me 😬
@@freshpotato586: *in nerves hoping the lie works*
19:01 the reason Dobby warns Harry is because if Voldemort’s plan would have succeeded and he would have a body again (by taking Ginny’s life) his first priority would be to kill Harry. It has everything to do with Harry.
My fiancé and I just rewatched the whole movie series. Made me realize how much was left out from the books. But also how much the movies did manage to get in there very well.
"the weaslys are just over hear throughing grandpa around all day" that killed me
Lmaoooo
Throughing
I've just realised, the girls dorms are charmed to not allow boys in, but the bathrooms *aren't?* wtf!?
And what about lesbians
Wait, what? Where is that mentioned in the books?
The school literally says: "Do it in the bathroom kids, not in the dorm where your friend is also sleep in it" 🤣
@@Snp2024 maybe, they don't really consider about it at the time? But Idk..
@@idontwannabeanonymous4725 yeah maybe
the bit you pointed out at the end has been retroactively explained as such;
Salazar Slytherin hid the chamber of secrets under an enchanted trap door. but a future heir of slytherin when they began working as a professor realized that the chamber would be found, so they built a bathroom around it, hiding the enterence in the sink.
"In the past few hours, you have broken, perhaps, a dozen school rules."
"Yes sir."
"There is sufficient evidence to have you both expelled."
"Yes sir."
"Therefore, it is only fitting, that you both recieve..."
_Pause for effect_
"Expulsions."
_Directed by_
_Chris Columbus_
ok, kids, u broke lots of rules so i can expell u if i want. but heres a prize. u can go now
@@get_on_with_life "100,000 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR!"
@@bleentrean5849 if he had done that, the results would be no different. therefore we can conclude that dumbledore basically did give them 100,000 points
One of my favorite things about Chamber of Secrets is that Harry has a thousand yard stare when he sees how Floo powder works. All of the trauma in his life is linked back to a lot of loud noise and a flash of green light, so it makes sense Harry would be adverse to seeing such a visual stimulus.
And I like to think this was on purpose. Lucius _was_ trying to cast a killing curse on Harry at the end of the book, so they knew what the killing curse was. This kind of retroactive detail so early in a series when we don't know a lot of lore is something I always appreciate.
What, wizard babies are special and somehow remember shit as infants?
@@Verasoul It was canon as of chapter 2 of Philosopher's Stone that Harry remembers a lot of noise and light. So, I guess yes.
fun fact, that was improvised by Jason Isaacs, the script only has Lucius charging at Harry, not even specifying with a wand out, but Isaacs had just finished reading Goblet of Fire, so the killing curse was fresh on his mind and he improvised a bit
@@typo1345 Jason Issacs is the GOAT, such a good actor.
"Expel you ?? Are you kidding me ? You kids stole a magic flying car and raced a train à la Back to the Future 3. That's the coolest thing I ever heard in my life !!"
All hail the king ! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
" You'll find I can be very.. Persuasive. "
Did anyone ever question why Myrtle and Harry look related, it’s not just the glasses…
The actress who played Myrtle was also in her 30s. Makes Myrtle creeping on Harry in the the prefect's bathroom scene from the Goblet of Fire movie reeeeeally awkward.
@@nalinea18 she acts strangely childish I’d guess she died as a kid, I’m not sure how it works though tbh
Maybe she is a Potter
Myrtle's a muggleborn so I don't think she is Potter
literally what i've been saying she looks like the female version of harry
My favorite line in the whole series.. “ Saint Pottah.”
I think the point with moaning myrtle is that kids don’t go there because she’s very…. Annoying, not necessarily scary. Also she tells people what students do in her bathroom all the time so it’s not really private either.
Myrtle's annoying, but she's also one of the few good parts of the last Star Wars movie. She voiced Babu Frik.
I can clarify the lensless glasses thing: it's so the camera isn't picking up the reflections and you can see the actor's eyes.
Oh Alex, poor summer child Alex, you’re lucky to never delved into the mind of a 12 year old girl who develops both emotionally and psychologically faster than boys in general. We were ALL crushing over a HP cast member at some point during puberty 😂
YES! 🤣
*cough* draco
Girl, yes! Oliver Woods ❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
yeah fr *cough* hermione *cough* oliver wood *cough* harry potter
Ikr lmfao I been into middle aged men since I was 11😭😭
Lockhart is a curly icon. His painting of himself making his own portrait is priceless. And I can’t relate more to “... and who am I?” Purple legend
You mean lilac legend
"What kind of twelve years old girl just swoons over a guy who's like forty five"
... Oh, you know, it happens to the best of us
* sweats remembering Spike from BTVS back when she was 10 *
Mine was Mark Harmon when I saw him in The Magic in the Water
And Aragorn from LOTR
Me thinking of tom hiddleston
He wasn’t Orlando Bloom tho was he
As a 30 year old, Spike still makes me sweat 😩
He was all the right kinds of wrong, though ⚰
3:49 when this happened I hoped Harry Potter would just say the spell wrong and burn alive in the fireplace while everyone starts screaming in terror
Bro woke up and chose violence
I am still surprised alex and no one in the comments mentioned dobby hexing the bludger that followed and broke Harry’s arm in the Quidditch match. That was dark dude.
I do still wonder what in the heck Dobby was doing
I think Alex looked over it somehow. But more importantly, I think it *was* addressed how dark it was, both in books and movies.
@@Sleeves819 maybe he thought Harry would have been tripped up enough after that he would want to go home. I would if that bludger attacked me and lockhart took away my bones.