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  • @TheZestMaster2000
    @TheZestMaster2000 4 года назад +6542

    You’ve got a promising career in Italian horror films.

  • @alteruis5656
    @alteruis5656 4 года назад +1753

    Claire: Why is the microwave this disgusting?
    Amiel: ...

    • @recoil53
      @recoil53 4 года назад +23

      She was such a disappointed mother when she cleaned out the microwave too!

    • @whamboy
      @whamboy 4 года назад +2

      its made of metal thats why

  • @felipevasconcelos6736
    @felipevasconcelos6736 4 года назад +1961

    9:55 “I don’t think that bottom can take any more, so we’re gonna call it”
    It’s refreshing to see a concerned top these days, so many just have their fun and leave.

    • @willowceleste6440
      @willowceleste6440 4 года назад +43

      Felipe Vasconcelos aHA! That was brilliant

    • @Someone-sq8im
      @Someone-sq8im 4 года назад +9

      No comment

    • @sorrai
      @sorrai 4 года назад +23

      Felipe Vasconcelos - this comment is pure genius.

    • @MrFuchew
      @MrFuchew 4 года назад +49

      gayest comment ever

    • @Someone-fn3ij
      @Someone-fn3ij 4 года назад +7

      I love us

  • @alexsavastru8125
    @alexsavastru8125 3 года назад +2315

    Amiel: *boils pizza*
    Everyone: He was so focused on if he could, he never stopped to think if he should.

    • @defrozendonut8715
      @defrozendonut8715 3 года назад +19

      That’s science for ya it’s about coulda and not shoulda

    • @eanschaan9392
      @eanschaan9392 3 года назад +22

      This isn't science. This is raw, unadulterated hubris.

    • @marcya4428
      @marcya4428 3 года назад +2

      @Dead channel google it bub

    • @lucyla9947
      @lucyla9947 3 года назад +9

      @@eanschaan9392 nah it isn't Hubris, Literally what he is doing is coming up with every possible method he can think of to cook a pizza and trying it out, that's not him being hubristic, that's him experimenting.

    • @eanschaan9392
      @eanschaan9392 3 года назад +1

      @@lucyla9947 Quick question, have you ever heard of sarcasm?

  • @nicholaslencsak229
    @nicholaslencsak229 4 года назад +1651

    Hello sir what would you like today
    “I WANT A STEAK SMOOTHIE WITH DEHYDRATED PIZZA AND A ROTISSERIE POTATO!”

    • @JA-sn1or
      @JA-sn1or 4 года назад +76

      I suggest you try our special, the waffle egg

    • @nicholaslencsak229
      @nicholaslencsak229 4 года назад +18

      J A or our raw egg shot

    • @bassamalmulhim67
      @bassamalmulhim67 4 года назад +10

      and a grilled egg on the side !!

    • @KanoTheVO
      @KanoTheVO 4 года назад +17

      Would you also try our half off boiled chicken breast?

    • @bassamalmulhim67
      @bassamalmulhim67 4 года назад +10

      BritiXx did you get a chance to try our dehydrated chicken breast?!

  • @richardcarter8751
    @richardcarter8751 4 года назад +4258

    Let's all appreciate that Amiel didn't make fake eating noises on his voice over. I want the ding though when each method is finished lol

    • @juwulia_
      @juwulia_ 4 года назад +216

      A Person The eating noises made the other episodes unwatchable. So glad he stopped doing that :)

    • @stanko00001
      @stanko00001 4 года назад +148

      I'M SO GLAD I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO HATES THE FAKE EATING NOISES

    • @stanko00001
      @stanko00001 4 года назад +43

      @@juwulia_ I agree. The only way to watch those is to mute it, put on subtitles, then put it on x2 speed.

    • @SeanFerree
      @SeanFerree 4 года назад +1

      😁😁😁😁

    • @bden
      @bden 4 года назад +7

      Same McKee I’m gonna have to give that a shot.

  • @andrenareba
    @andrenareba 4 года назад +2441

    Italians: Calzone
    Amiel, an intellectual: Pizza dumpling

    • @saisaraniya2041
      @saisaraniya2041 4 года назад +1

      pkk

    • @saisaraniya2041
      @saisaraniya2041 4 года назад +1

      1

    • @mochicchi9247
      @mochicchi9247 4 года назад +46

      He boiled it, while a calzone is baked or fried (that way it becomes a panzerotto) so technically it really was a pizza dumpling

    • @edgemadefoxe367
      @edgemadefoxe367 4 года назад +20

      @@mochicchi9247 so.... Boiled Calzone

    • @mochicchi9247
      @mochicchi9247 4 года назад +17

      @@edgemadefoxe367 calzone changes name in panzerotto if it's fried, why should it retain it if it's boiled?

  • @KoalaPlaying
    @KoalaPlaying 3 года назад +564

    "Pizza is good. Don't mess with pizza."
    "D E H Y D R A T E D P I Z Z A"

  • @thatfella358
    @thatfella358 4 года назад +2623

    Amiel: *creates these monstrosities*
    Italy: "You've mama'd your last a-mia"

  • @vezniljack3658
    @vezniljack3658 3 года назад +1722

    Waiter: what would you like to eat sir?
    Amiel: Pizza, medium rare.
    Waiter: excuse me...?
    Amiel: And please remember to flip it.

    • @ChloekabanOfficial
      @ChloekabanOfficial 3 года назад +40

      One cursed pizza, coming right up.

    • @izzachi3525
      @izzachi3525 3 года назад +41

      He doesn’t even cook it enough but complains that the middle is soggy

    • @izzachi3525
      @izzachi3525 3 года назад +8

      2:52

    • @ChloekabanOfficial
      @ChloekabanOfficial 3 года назад +23

      @@izzachi3525 "It's all soupy and doughy"
      You mean raw, Amiel?

    • @medic1204
      @medic1204 3 года назад +3

      This is at a soup resturant

  • @musicaltsunami8510
    @musicaltsunami8510 4 года назад +2466

    Amiel: "The pizza is all doughy and floppy"
    Gordon Ramsay: "Because it's RAW"

    • @fruitberry.milk.2002
      @fruitberry.milk.2002 4 года назад +66

      Is this man even a real chef 🤣

    • @divkap5069
      @divkap5069 4 года назад +18

      @@fruitberry.milk.2002 Lmao probably better than you 😂

    • @fruitberry.milk.2002
      @fruitberry.milk.2002 4 года назад +69

      @@divkap5069 I don't doubt that either 👀

    • @killaboy6525
      @killaboy6525 4 года назад +16

      It's focking rawww

    • @O.M-
      @O.M- 3 года назад +4

      Isnt pizza supossed to be floppy?

  • @ella-tl9ry
    @ella-tl9ry 4 года назад +284

    i just imagine him moving his hand like he’s talking but he’s just staring silently

  • @vincentfelix299
    @vincentfelix299 4 года назад +2374

    Italians: *is being tortured with corona virus* God! nothing can be worse than this!
    Amiel: hold my beer *proceed to boil pizza*

    • @housefire221
      @housefire221 4 года назад +3

      Heh

    • @snifey7694
      @snifey7694 4 года назад +24

      Mammia Mia where are mamma I need Julius Caesar to reform the Roman empire -italian man

    • @gligh_t3334
      @gligh_t3334 4 года назад +1

      Lmao

    • @anomaly5o5
      @anomaly5o5 4 года назад +2

      69 likes
      Edit: not anymore

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 4 года назад +1

      mama mia!

  • @fluffybeing7420
    @fluffybeing7420 4 года назад +590

    "Pizza is good, don't mess with pizza!"
    "...DEHYDRATED PIZZA."

    • @rileyday5634
      @rileyday5634 4 года назад +9

      I read this comment exactly with the video LMAO

  • @delta5210
    @delta5210 4 года назад +905

    Now every way to make a sandwich would be a perfect way to be the guide during the quarantine.

    • @days728
      @days728 4 года назад

      YES!

    • @itsaverylee150
      @itsaverylee150 4 года назад +27

      Every way to make instant ramen

    • @delta5210
      @delta5210 4 года назад +8

      @@itsaverylee150 1st method: raw ramen.

    • @NoName-pf4zg
      @NoName-pf4zg 4 года назад

      Agreed

    • @isabellamorris7902
      @isabellamorris7902 4 года назад +2

      There's a great channel for sandwich ideas! Called "LGR Foods" I think?

  • @azn8r0wneyzs1
    @azn8r0wneyzs1 3 года назад +435

    *Waffle Iron*
    Somewhere in Italy: Luigi, I don’t feel so good.

    • @_aWiseMan
      @_aWiseMan 3 года назад +7

      I hope someone makes that animation

    • @futrey9353
      @futrey9353 3 года назад +1

      But it seems good

    • @skittlist614
      @skittlist614 3 года назад +8

      Another version of this comment:
      Time traveler: makes waffle iron pizza
      Italians:we are not inventing pizza

    • @Portalcrafter
      @Portalcrafter 3 года назад +2

      Bowser: *happiness noises*

    • @Justalilsilly
      @Justalilsilly 3 года назад +2

      Nah they felt like that the first time he "cooked" pizza

  • @norestforthewicked7828
    @norestforthewicked7828 4 года назад +688

    Amiel: “Pizza is good. Don’t mess with Pizza.”
    Also Amiel: “dEhyDrAtED PiZzA”

  • @holczy0
    @holczy0 4 года назад +213

    Amiel: *boils pizza*
    Guard: You have committed crimes against Humanity and her people. What say you in defense?

  • @neutralmilkieshotel2675
    @neutralmilkieshotel2675 4 года назад +324

    "pizza is good you guys, don't mess with pizza!"
    *is literally an entire video about messing with pizza*

  • @ChloekabanOfficial
    @ChloekabanOfficial 3 года назад +1198

    Amiel undercooks everything so much that he learnt the ability to undercook water.

    • @A_328FL
      @A_328FL 3 года назад +16

      and the pizza isn't undercooked, it is just covered in flour

    • @ChloekabanOfficial
      @ChloekabanOfficial 3 года назад +49

      @@A_328FL "soupy and doughy"

    • @A_328FL
      @A_328FL 3 года назад +3

      @@ChloekabanOfficial whas ya point?

    • @ChloekabanOfficial
      @ChloekabanOfficial 3 года назад +45

      @@A_328FL "doughy" even after 7 minutes in the oven implying the pizza has been undercooked.

    • @da_do_g
      @da_do_g 3 года назад +12

      @@ChloekabanOfficial its basically a tradeoff, you can either take the nicely cooked top end and the undercooked dough side or a completely burnt top and crisp bottom

  • @magosavinusvir2914
    @magosavinusvir2914 4 года назад +564

    "Pizza is pizza don't mess with it" He says as he dehydrates pizza

  • @catalinagarcia4819
    @catalinagarcia4819 4 года назад +272

    amiel: pizza is good. don't mess with pizza.
    amiel 2 seconds later: DEHYDRATED PIZZA

    • @rebeccat.6134
      @rebeccat.6134 4 года назад +2

      That's the joke.

    • @TarossBlackburn
      @TarossBlackburn 4 года назад +2

      Got to get yourself a Black&Decker HYDRATER to cook that off.

  • @doughnutfingers
    @doughnutfingers 4 года назад +1897

    You guys forgot my favorite method of making pizza: ordering pizza and then eating it straight out the fridge the next morning.

    • @GirlsWhoGrub
      @GirlsWhoGrub 4 года назад +2

      Trent Sybouts lol

    • @days728
      @days728 4 года назад +4

      Me.

    • @bethmorris1513
      @bethmorris1513 4 года назад +29

      I don't appreciate being called out like that

    • @benbarnes89
      @benbarnes89 4 года назад +8

      Day old pizza is bomb! LOVE IT!

    • @FunctionallyLiteratePerson
      @FunctionallyLiteratePerson 4 года назад +13

      Not a fan of cold pizza. Though when reheated pizza is good, you can tell it's a good pizza.

  • @maxusammy9994
    @maxusammy9994 3 года назад +491

    I don't care if Amiel “undercooks everything” or if “boiling pizza is offensive”.
    This is very fun to watch and I love it.

    • @personperson8712
      @personperson8712 2 года назад

      "boiling pizza is very offensive to italians and their culture"
      - 14 years old american white girl that has nothing to do with italy or italians

    • @getcaughtin4klol752
      @getcaughtin4klol752 2 года назад +1

      Officer here he is take him to the mental asylum!

    • @nextscitt5046
      @nextscitt5046 2 года назад +12

      How are there two replies and I can’t see them?

    • @wolfetteplays8894
      @wolfetteplays8894 2 года назад +8

      @@nextscitt5046 RUclips auto removing comments

    • @juanjameson9781
      @juanjameson9781 2 года назад +1

      Meanwhile i'm questioning why he chose new york style

  • @senadistik1208
    @senadistik1208 4 года назад +891

    ba: Okay Amiel, we're not allowed to do the chewing thing when you do your voiceovers, the fans hate it, we have to think of something else...
    Amiel: Yum!

    • @TheLumbersnack
      @TheLumbersnack 4 года назад +24

      I love when he says yum lol its so enthusiastic

    • @jaymzOG
      @jaymzOG 4 года назад +35

      Also the inserted crunch sounds when the pizzas are cut lmao

    • @Skorpeonismyrealname
      @Skorpeonismyrealname 4 года назад +30

      I will happily take an overly enthusiastic "eYuM!" over "Oom nom." and the smacking of lips.

    • @doggfite
      @doggfite 4 года назад +24

      The voice overs really make these videos bad. I would so much rather have the live audio

    • @TheJunnutin
      @TheJunnutin 4 года назад +3

      @@doggfite They've certainly improved. Now it's only noticeable when earlier I found it outright distracting =p Definitely would still prefer live audio though.
      BUT! Here's the question: Are those really his hands or does he just do the voice over? 😅🧐

  • @CouchEconomyTX
    @CouchEconomyTX 4 года назад +802

    *pizza obviously isn’t ready* Amiel: Looks ready

    • @portal6884
      @portal6884 4 года назад +31

      Yes! I've baked pizza's through my life and I can obviously tell that he baked it way too high, and not enough time.

    • @alpaca3932
      @alpaca3932 4 года назад +17

      ikr, the way we make pizza here takes one hour and half or two, and him is like "17 minutes I think is done!" wtf??

    • @alteito
      @alteito 4 года назад +17

      * almost every way to cook a steak flashbacks * S H I T I T ' S R A W

    • @Moriyere
      @Moriyere 4 года назад +12

      Alpaca one hour and a half or two...i’m not saying you are wrong but that’s objectively a ridiculously long amount of time to bake a pizza. Most pizzerias in NY bake em in under 4 min.

    • @WD_Gaster66
      @WD_Gaster66 4 года назад +5

      @@Moriyere That's cool they have a stone oven. Otherwise, it's around 15 to 20 minutes, obviously depends on the temp

  • @CoreyJay
    @CoreyJay 4 года назад +1588

    The world: This is called a calzone
    Amiel: P i z z a d u m p l i n g

    • @bluesun4682
      @bluesun4682 4 года назад +17

      CoreyJay calzone have no sauce inside of them. Once that sauce is sealed in it’s a pizza dumpling, or a hot pocket.

    • @purplebunnie9590
      @purplebunnie9590 4 года назад +53

      @@bluesun4682 Since when did a Calzone not have sauce in it???? Is that just a swedish thing or???

    • @bluesun4682
      @bluesun4682 4 года назад +10

      Jessica Birgestam I’m American, and calzone have never had sauce in them, sauce is to be served on the side, that’s just a calzone thing.

    • @alteito
      @alteito 4 года назад +39

      @@bluesun4682 I've been in Italy a few years ago and I can confirm some Calzones have sauce in them.

    • @HyperfixationWizard
      @HyperfixationWizard 4 года назад +24

      You all are wrong. The boiled pizza is obviously a big pizza ravioli with a dough pasta.

  • @SwedishFix
    @SwedishFix 2 года назад +33

    I love how he says “Pizza is good. Don’t mess with pizza.” to the pizza cone and then immediately puts a pizza in a dehydrator. 😂

  • @angelobianchi5112
    @angelobianchi5112 4 года назад +643

    pizza dumpling exists:
    calzone: am I a joke to you?

    • @swanson2064
      @swanson2064 4 года назад +6

      Ben Wyatt is that you

    • @stenjevec100
      @stenjevec100 4 года назад +3

      Bidane Martinez-Huerta to be fair you’re wrong

    • @sarahackerson3438
      @sarahackerson3438 4 года назад

      Isn't it just a pizza pocket? Is that just a Michigan thing?

    • @captaincontroller5091
      @captaincontroller5091 4 года назад

      eugen, so do you not realize that people might have food made differently where they live.

    • @matteomorini1865
      @matteomorini1865 4 года назад

      @Bidane Martinez-Huerta in Italy you make the pizza base, you fold it and then you fry it

  • @abbyduyssen4404
    @abbyduyssen4404 4 года назад +3201

    i’m severely disappointed that he didn’t sous vide the pizza

    • @129aslamnurfikrir4
      @129aslamnurfikrir4 4 года назад +199

      He also didn't make pizza ball

    • @Smokydoggg
      @Smokydoggg 4 года назад +224

      It's a travesty that he didn't try an air fryer

    • @CrizizUnderLord
      @CrizizUnderLord 4 года назад +58

      Yet he boiled the ahit

    • @recoil53
      @recoil53 4 года назад +45

      @@Smokydoggg Makes much more sense than the dehydrator. If he was going to try it on the rack, then an air fryer is a natural.

    • @JacknifeCreations
      @JacknifeCreations 4 года назад +35

      Yea, dissapointed that he didnt try an air fryer or a smoker.

  • @xingcat
    @xingcat 4 года назад +197

    "Amel, when can I have my kitchen back?"
    "Moooooooom....I'm making 68 pizzas!"

  • @TolaAlfrunKikula
    @TolaAlfrunKikula 3 года назад +111

    Amiel, the man who want's his burger patties still mooing but the bottom of his pizza charred black xD

    • @hgdrrfgrg
      @hgdrrfgrg 3 года назад +15

      And the rest is still somehow raw. Italy as a whole had an aneurysm as soon as this video was posted.

    • @gidelix
      @gidelix 3 года назад +1

      @@hgdrrfgrg It's somehow fascinating

    • @brianstabile165
      @brianstabile165 3 года назад +1

      Crunch

    • @carminemallozzi242
      @carminemallozzi242 3 года назад

      I mean some burning is desirable, it's called leopard spotting

    • @gidelix
      @gidelix 3 года назад

      @@carminemallozzi242 if that to you is "some burning", seek an optician

  • @callumwright3798
    @callumwright3798 4 года назад +856

    It’s pale on the bottom cause there’s half an inch of flour on it

    • @barethor5869
      @barethor5869 4 года назад +63

      this was bothering me throughout the video, way too much flower on the bottom of those pizzas

    • @amm3Emma
      @amm3Emma 4 года назад +34

      @@barethor5869 flower

    • @jinglehells7027
      @jinglehells7027 4 года назад +9

      Flour

    • @leonzhu1301
      @leonzhu1301 4 года назад +6

      @@jinglehells7027 flower. You know, like the thing bees pollinate and then you grind the grain into a powder?

    • @teosoderholm96
      @teosoderholm96 4 года назад +8

      yep, and doesnt spread tomato out evenly and too much dough, and the streching of the dough is so amateurish you would NEVER believe he has made 30 pizzas before.
      bon appetit amateurish at best as always

  • @stinkyclunge2560
    @stinkyclunge2560 4 года назад +291

    "How do you like your pizza"
    Amiel : with a bout 4 cups of flour still on the base after cooking

    • @MilleniaMusic
      @MilleniaMusic 4 года назад +17

      Seriously!!! Have you never made a pizza before Amiel

    • @Ruuhm
      @Ruuhm 4 года назад +6

      That dries the tongue doesnt it

    • @luist49
      @luist49 4 года назад +1

      @Toxic Potato it is not raw if the pizza is cooked. It may be not that tasty but all but the dehydrated pizza were cooked so it should be safe.

    • @da3329
      @da3329 4 года назад +1

      he had no idea did he

    • @ledheavy26
      @ledheavy26 4 года назад +3

      I was searching through the comments to see if someone mentioned the excess of flour on the pizza.

  • @Kaelen_K
    @Kaelen_K 4 года назад +1874

    Amiel:" A bit wet and doughy"
    Me: Yeah, it's raw

    • @nate7817
      @nate7817 4 года назад +49

      why does the word doughy looks like its not a word

    • @anthonynocitaa
      @anthonynocitaa 4 года назад +47

      ITS FOKING RAWWWWW

    • @jsal7666
      @jsal7666 4 года назад +39

      Honey, you should’ve seen the hamburger video.

    • @Someone-fn3ij
      @Someone-fn3ij 4 года назад +12

      i wouldn't say raw, but undercooked (if we're talking about 2:56 since I have a feeling I'm gonna see raw dough in the rest of the video lol)

    • @kalliehennigar8005
      @kalliehennigar8005 4 года назад

      Glad I'm not the only one I feel like he's trying to pull a fast one on me

  • @frog_grotto
    @frog_grotto 3 года назад +96

    “Pizza is good, don’t mess with pizza”
    Literally one second later:
    *dehydrated pizza*

    • @jiakk9198
      @jiakk9198 3 года назад +4

      7 minutes before that:
      "Boiled pizza!"

    • @JosephFebles
      @JosephFebles 7 месяцев назад +1

      I feel that was supposed to be the joke.

  • @Lepiota834
    @Lepiota834 4 года назад +542

    Amiel: *dehydrated pizza*
    Amiel: It's really dry

  • @OZP124
    @OZP124 4 года назад +153

    Between boiled pizza and Coronavirus, Italy just can’t catch a break lately.

    • @weirdcreator8640
      @weirdcreator8640 4 года назад

      Anibal Velazquez no I just wanted to see this vid

  • @cookingwithmoller4716
    @cookingwithmoller4716 4 года назад +957

    Now I get why Amiel wasn´t in the Making Perfect Pizza video.

    • @knicknack75
      @knicknack75 4 года назад +36

      "Amiel, you can't boil it!"

    • @operleutnant7235
      @operleutnant7235 4 года назад +50

      “Haha water go blub blub”

    • @mattreese2
      @mattreese2 4 года назад +6

      Well yeah the pizza dough isn’t raw enough. It’s a little too much on the cooked side for him.

    • @aluriam3002
      @aluriam3002 4 года назад +4

      BA : Every Way To Cook A Pizza
      *Angry Italian Noises*

    • @autotec-20
      @autotec-20 4 года назад +1

      @@aluriam3002 *"Cook"*

  • @spugetee3472
    @spugetee3472 3 года назад +26

    amiel: *exists*
    italians and new yorkers in the comment section: I T ' S F A C K I N ' R A W

  • @stufffstufffington
    @stufffstufffington 4 года назад +841

    When is Amiel going to jail for his crimes?

    • @jayanimations5552
      @jayanimations5552 4 года назад +3

      This is heresy

    • @dutchvanderlinde5812
      @dutchvanderlinde5812 4 года назад +1

      Crimes against humanity

    • @gameseeker6307
      @gameseeker6307 4 года назад

      He could say he was sacrifing his own sense of pride for the sake of others

    • @hollywoodredneck8565
      @hollywoodredneck8565 4 года назад +1

      He's not black enough to get arrested for this. God damned entitlement

    • @phydeux
      @phydeux 4 года назад +3

      He's a mad food scientist with a torture chamber of kitchen appliances.

  • @GeraldLyn
    @GeraldLyn 4 года назад +387

    I very much dislike when he describes a pizza as “soupy”. It doesn’t sit well with me...

    • @minnie7453
      @minnie7453 4 года назад +26

      22:43 I’m sorry to tell you this but he also says it’s “WOUND-LIKE” and I wanted to die.

    • @GeraldLyn
      @GeraldLyn 4 года назад +5

      Yasmin his descriptions are death inducing

    • @Flk0217
      @Flk0217 4 года назад +4

      It probably didn't sit well with his stomach either.

    • @JustAKomiFan
      @JustAKomiFan 4 года назад

      It just got Khuam whuan

    • @Zackscottlego2
      @Zackscottlego2 4 года назад +2

      How about MØĪŠT

  • @EvanGundersen
    @EvanGundersen 4 года назад +1980

    I'm surprised he didn't start by eating the dough raw

  • @ShadowmarkReturns
    @ShadowmarkReturns Год назад +26

    The thing with frozen pizza is that the quality varies so wildly, red Barons at 400 for 22 minutes is still great.

  • @Oh-Uh
    @Oh-Uh 4 года назад +462

    Amiel: Boiled Piz-
    Italians: you’ve mama’d your last-a mia

    • @Deeski_
      @Deeski_ 4 года назад +6

      Chisel Mcdisel hella underrated comment 💀💀💀

    • @JelloThatsMellow
      @JelloThatsMellow 4 года назад +2

      Crikey

  • @NatashaMajasi
    @NatashaMajasi 4 года назад +1024

    Amiel- “Yes, this obviously looks like a deep fried calzone”
    **Ben enters chat**

    • @alixtheprofessionalcatherd6850
      @alixtheprofessionalcatherd6850 4 года назад +20

      The calzones betrayed me...

    • @D71219ONE
      @D71219ONE 4 года назад +20

      Natasha Majasi I can’t see them selling a deep fried calzone at the Low-Cal Calzone Zone.

    • @tyrajackson6816
      @tyrajackson6816 4 года назад +2

      A reverse pie... is a calzone!

    • @ninoding
      @ninoding 4 года назад +3

      Pies are just sweet calzones

    • @brojo7921
      @brojo7921 4 года назад

      Lol

  • @Jyxrr
    @Jyxrr 4 года назад +4931

    I love how when he undercooks it he blames the method

    • @fruitberry.milk.2002
      @fruitberry.milk.2002 4 года назад +760

      Lol, my pencil failed the test not me

    • @mr.a1827
      @mr.a1827 3 года назад +232

      It's pretty idiotic

    • @poofy3202
      @poofy3202 3 года назад +121

      Like 1 or 2 times it was the method tho

    • @lordazreal135
      @lordazreal135 3 года назад +91

      @@poofy3202 like the mutated pizza maker or whatever it’s called

    • @cameronsiebert1721
      @cameronsiebert1721 3 года назад +25

      Bro I was thinking the same thing

  • @theharvinator7935
    @theharvinator7935 4 года назад +16

    28:16 - Pizza is good, don't mess with pizza
    28:19 - Dehydrated Pizza

  • @Loopy12376
    @Loopy12376 4 года назад +437

    I love how he says "pour a little bit of oil in there" and then proceeds to pour half a big measuring cup. It reminds me of the vine of the lady pouring "2 shots of vodka"

    • @MikeDiEva
      @MikeDiEva 4 года назад +11

      Sandra Lee, the former First Lady of the state of New York.

    • @nizbet5707
      @nizbet5707 4 года назад +3

      Mike DiEva thank you for putting some respect on her name lol

    • @yosacrifice8259
      @yosacrifice8259 4 года назад +1

      Rip vine

    • @toddkobell162
      @toddkobell162 4 года назад

      He does this which everything, never even close to “a bit”

    • @coveredbyisa
      @coveredbyisa 4 года назад +1

      Max Aaron a bit of salt *takes two handfuls of salt*

  • @jackloxtile2764
    @jackloxtile2764 4 года назад +399

    20:39
    "... and we're gonna fold this over to make a little pizza dumpling."
    *Sad calzone noises.*

    • @aetu35
      @aetu35 4 года назад +23

      That's not a calzone, that is called a panzerotto. Two similar dishes but different.

    • @Davis38
      @Davis38 4 года назад +7

      @@aetu35 Ah yes, the Panzerotto.

    • @jamilleyomtown
      @jamilleyomtown 4 года назад +3

      In my perspective its an empanada haha

    • @want-diversecontent3887
      @want-diversecontent3887 3 года назад

      No a panzoretto is fried

    • @aetu35
      @aetu35 3 года назад

      @@want-diversecontent3887 So is a calzone

  • @zoetranter6594
    @zoetranter6594 4 года назад +1113

    I find these videos so relaxing. They’ve helped me through panic attacks because some of things he makes are so awful that I have no choice but to ignore my pain and focus on who hurt Amiel.

    • @chaoslacroix7180
      @chaoslacroix7180 3 года назад +20

      Too bad the mob fuckheads ruined it by making him and most of the other people worth watching leave. OH but if it makes you feel better its been 10 bloody months and I JUST learned what happened.

    • @myaayed3736
      @myaayed3736 3 года назад +6

      @@chaoslacroix7180 what?

    • @chaoslacroix7180
      @chaoslacroix7180 3 года назад +60

      @@myaayed3736 Apparently a bunch of stupid people saw bon appetit as an easy target for their pissy form of twitter brand hate and caused something like 10 out of the 13 people who hosted things for the channel to leave.

    • @PlanetComputer
      @PlanetComputer 3 года назад +2

      @@chaoslacroix7180 sad

    • @nuclearfish010
      @nuclearfish010 3 года назад +4

      "Yeah but no need to be a baby about it"
      -Tony Stark

  • @OrangeCreamsicle
    @OrangeCreamsicle 3 года назад +113

    As a New Yorker, I can proudly say I only had 6 strokes while watching this

    • @axelbergstrom4585
      @axelbergstrom4585 3 года назад +9

      Some italian probably had 10

    • @OrangeCreamsicle
      @OrangeCreamsicle 3 года назад +17

      @@axelbergstrom4585 Honestly, it's probably just one. Because it would have such an impact they'd die

    • @axelbergstrom4585
      @axelbergstrom4585 3 года назад +1

      @@OrangeCreamsicle Makes sense

    • @dragongamer0072
      @dragongamer0072 3 года назад +3

      I had a stroke on 94% on all the pizza results

    • @OrangeCreamsicle
      @OrangeCreamsicle 3 года назад +2

      @@dragongamer0072 happy your alive

  • @avasmith5630
    @avasmith5630 4 года назад +427

    Claire would have a heart attack with the Pam straight in the microwave

    • @heatherdiers1857
      @heatherdiers1857 4 года назад +6

      Eva Zhang as she should! The plate is easy enough to take out and spray.

  • @jadacrawfish8727
    @jadacrawfish8727 4 года назад +370

    “Boiled Pizza”
    I’m not even Italian and I’m offended by this

    • @sarahvanrooyen7280
      @sarahvanrooyen7280 3 года назад +7

      Same, its that bad

    • @Duck-kg2rd
      @Duck-kg2rd 3 года назад +5

      Why does this feel like a family guy reference

    • @rokas9374
      @rokas9374 3 года назад +3

      yeah the only dough ur supposed to boil is cepelinai

    • @kazekagetoriyama861
      @kazekagetoriyama861 3 года назад +1

      Same

    • @derth9230
      @derth9230 3 года назад +2

      @@clutchthecinnamonsergal8493 da hek?

  • @erinb4237
    @erinb4237 4 года назад +285

    The waffle iron would be better with the toppings inside the dough, like a pressed stromboli

    • @feronanthus9756
      @feronanthus9756 4 года назад +7

      I think it has potential, but I'd say cook down your tomato sauce so its less watery

    • @viethuongvothai686
      @viethuongvothai686 4 года назад

      Feronanthus cook down will make it taste more like lasagna

    • @ProfessionalProfessorPat
      @ProfessionalProfessorPat 4 года назад

      @@viethuongvothai686 I think with the pinching and compression of the iron you have to do that

    • @doggfite
      @doggfite 4 года назад +3

      Or like a waffled pizza dumpling!

    • @kenmore01
      @kenmore01 4 года назад

      He should have tried a clothes iron! Brown the bottom, flip it, top it then iron the sauce and cheese. It would have made a more satisfactory mess than the waffle iron lol! 👍

  • @Society.9
    @Society.9 4 года назад +10

    For the cast iron pizza, let me give you a tip to get better browning on the top: don't put it to bake. Put it to broil on hi on the top rack, that way you get a more intense, direct heat. To compensate for that, you may want to leave it on the stove a bit longer so you get a better bottom crust. In my experience, this is the best way to get that pizza oven style pizza with a cast iron pan in a traditional oven.

  • @TehKisuka
    @TehKisuka 4 года назад +107

    Hopefully someone reads this... I'd like to point out that the grill grates on the Weber GS4 are on upside down. The flat surface is supposed to be on the top, with the pointed side down toward the flame. This allows for more surface area and allows drippings to flow downward properly.

    • @somefreshbread
      @somefreshbread 4 года назад +8

      I think 90% of America needs to see this comment. I also think Weber needs to redesign the grill grates so they only go on the proper way.

    • @charlesdeoliveira249
      @charlesdeoliveira249 4 года назад +1

      You
      seem high

    • @edaniel7450
      @edaniel7450 4 года назад

      Ok furry

    • @BrianYYH
      @BrianYYH 4 года назад

      I think it’s best to buy disposable aluminum grate covers. You get a clean, non charred surface and when you’re done, just throw it out! Texan here and we love to barbecue.

    • @intraum
      @intraum 4 года назад +2

      @@BrianYYH yeah dude, i love to increase production of trash

  • @oliviaoverboard
    @oliviaoverboard 4 года назад +306

    for the ceramic tiles: make sure they are made to be in an oven. there are specific types of clay that are able to be put in an oven. depending on the material of the tile, the tile may shatter within the oven over time.
    EDIT: i would recommend getting "flameware" ceramic because that is made to be able to be in an oven, otherwise "stoneware" is a good second choice but again it is not necessarily made to be put in an oven over and over

    • @jamescanjuggle
      @jamescanjuggle 4 года назад +5

      Yup, stoneware should be fine, earthenware might be a mess

    • @sethr.c1065
      @sethr.c1065 4 года назад +5

      Yep I’ve experienced it. Luckily not in my oven.

    • @oliviaoverboard
      @oliviaoverboard 4 года назад +2

      @@jamescanjuggle flameware is best. it's designed to be put in ovens / baked / cooked in

    • @theidiotzonexo
      @theidiotzonexo 4 года назад +2

      you can buy individual kiln shelves that are meant to withstand incredibly high heat over and over

    • @oliviaoverboard
      @oliviaoverboard 4 года назад +1

      @@theidiotzonexo that's another great idea!

  • @harrytodhunter5078
    @harrytodhunter5078 4 года назад +2067

    “Amiel undercooks Pizzas for 30 minutes”

    • @ioanvladutionita7097
      @ioanvladutionita7097 4 года назад +184

      After seeing the video with the burgers, it's not surprising

    • @saddlebag
      @saddlebag 4 года назад +63

      Most of them look totally fine, it’s ok to have a bit of doughiness to your bread. He did point out the ones that were too undercooked.

    • @pickledpeckers7789
      @pickledpeckers7789 4 года назад +24

      Not really for this one but the burger one for sure

    • @pinkpearl0498
      @pinkpearl0498 4 года назад +23

      @@pickledpeckers7789 He didn't undercook the burgers. People like they're burgers medium rare. I like my burgers pink in the middle too. That's why when some of them were really gray, he said they were overcooked.

    • @kaisipe412
      @kaisipe412 4 года назад +28

      @@pinkpearl0498 they were red

  • @RJKYEG
    @RJKYEG 3 года назад +14

    Years ago I made countless pizzas while working at an Earls restaurant, it was thin crust, self supporting, with golden brown crust (finished with olive oil). 6 minutes in a super hot oven with smooth metal tiles.

  • @dakotah1978
    @dakotah1978 4 года назад +537

    "Wound-like" is probably the most disgusting way to describe a food item.

    • @goldandsilver4211
      @goldandsilver4211 4 года назад +15

      dakotah1978 What about the “dog snot” eggs

    • @teodora9280
      @teodora9280 4 года назад +16

      At first I thought he said "womb-like". Relativily similar in appereance and just as as unappetizing.

    • @LeonardGreenpaw
      @LeonardGreenpaw 4 года назад +1

      animal horn that went through a satanic ritual....

    • @royalfizzbin2131
      @royalfizzbin2131 4 года назад +4

      Maybe it's the sustained isolation, but I laughed so hard at this comment

    • @tom_something
      @tom_something 4 года назад

      @@teodora9280 I heard "womb-like" at first too.

  • @iwakiri_
    @iwakiri_ 4 года назад +681

    Pizza: *basically carbonized with a huge hole in it*
    Amiel: "Not too shabby!"

    • @ChloekabanOfficial
      @ChloekabanOfficial 3 года назад +32

      I think we should not trust Amiel with cooking hamburgers or pizzas.

    • @forehand101
      @forehand101 3 года назад +33

      @@ChloekabanOfficial You don't need to specify pizzas and hamburgers, I wouldn't trust this man to even clean the dishes properly based on how he undercooks EVERYTHING

    • @ChloekabanOfficial
      @ChloekabanOfficial 3 года назад +8

      @@forehand101 Some people wouldn't even trust Amiel to even BE in the kitchen.

    • @Justalilsilly
      @Justalilsilly 3 года назад +13

      @@ChloekabanOfficial I wouldn't trust this man with a glass of water

    • @ChloekabanOfficial
      @ChloekabanOfficial 3 года назад +8

      @@Justalilsilly He might somehow overcook it.

  • @Truelordpower
    @Truelordpower 4 года назад +750

    "Now how would you like Your pizza sir?"
    Me:DeHyDrAtEd

  • @frog_grotto
    @frog_grotto 3 года назад +9

    These every way to cook videos can entertain me for hours and I don’t know why. These and the how to cut/open every ____ series are great

  • @melbell0865
    @melbell0865 4 года назад +422

    Next one should be “Every Way to Make a Pancake”; I kinda wanna see how he feels about soufflé pancakes, and how they compare to a classic buttermilk pancake.

    • @kingofmashedpotatoes
      @kingofmashedpotatoes 4 года назад +9

      I think I would prefer Babish or Joshua Weismann doing that video

    • @froggy-the-fresh
      @froggy-the-fresh 4 года назад +10

      MelBell 0865 it'd be funny if he did and waffle ironed the batter

    • @chrisjeremy8109
      @chrisjeremy8109 4 года назад +1

      Not to mention what you call crepes

    • @Nintendo_song-maker
      @Nintendo_song-maker 2 года назад

      B L O W T O R C H E D. P A N C A K E

    • @arandomcrusader8822
      @arandomcrusader8822 Год назад +1

      "Every Way to Make a Pancake"
      next thing you know the pancakes are half cooked half batter

  • @paintbrushjefferson9930
    @paintbrushjefferson9930 4 года назад +1156

    When he pulled out that double grilled pizza and said “this looks much better” i couldnt hold back my laughter

    • @Jurisdiction-g8u
      @Jurisdiction-g8u 4 года назад +26

      It was burnt in the middle

    • @WBCY2024
      @WBCY2024 4 года назад +1

      Lmfao

    • @tubey84
      @tubey84 4 года назад +31

      "This looks so much better to me!"
      Yeah OK mate.

    • @sed1589
      @sed1589 4 года назад +10

      I thought it looked okay

    • @bobobluedog
      @bobobluedog 4 года назад +12

      Tf that looked really good

  • @SuperPostin
    @SuperPostin 4 года назад +190

    “Pizza is good, don’t mess with pizza.”
    “DEHYDRATED PIZZA”

  • @jeremyfaille4365
    @jeremyfaille4365 3 года назад +3

    Amiel: pizza is pizza, don't mess with it.
    Also Amiel: next let's dehydrate a pizza

  • @Inappropriatedolphin
    @Inappropriatedolphin 4 года назад +233

    14:28: “and then it’s ready to be topped.”
    Bruh me too

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 4 года назад +16

      One should always prepare themselves to be topped

    • @TheeFatGuru
      @TheeFatGuru 4 года назад +8

      Literally the greatest comment here lol 😭

    • @redaries5394
      @redaries5394 4 года назад +10

      Do you think BA predicted all the top and bottom comments?

    • @fuckmeimbored4436
      @fuckmeimbored4436 4 года назад +2

      Inappropriatedolphin Same 😔🥺

    • @xanderramos1223
      @xanderramos1223 4 года назад +1

      Name checks out

  • @joseignaciohileradorna5122
    @joseignaciohileradorna5122 4 года назад +253

    Boiled Pizza?
    "Yes officer, this man right here"

    • @greenyawgmoth
      @greenyawgmoth 4 года назад +6

      "It's like a savory Gusher" I cried.

    • @randytrashcan
      @randytrashcan 4 года назад +1

      It'd actually be quite normal a couple hundred years ago. It's essentially just a dumpling.

    • @airthefallen
      @airthefallen 4 года назад +2

      I honestly would have liked to see how it turned out if he did fry it in butter and onions like a pierogi though

    • @joseignaciohileradorna5122
      @joseignaciohileradorna5122 4 года назад

      @@randytrashcan shut

  • @mastrblastr8662
    @mastrblastr8662 4 года назад +915

    Flip-Grilled Pizza
    "This looks so much better to me."
    Amiel, it looks like you ran it over. Please stop.

    • @ChloekabanOfficial
      @ChloekabanOfficial 3 года назад +16

      I'm pretty sure he did run it over off-camera.

    • @bluekirbyrocks
      @bluekirbyrocks 3 года назад +5

      @@ChloekabanOfficial if he likes it then it's probably good

    • @ChloekabanOfficial
      @ChloekabanOfficial 3 года назад +14

      @@bluekirbyrocks To be fair, most commenters like me have vastly different opinions than Amiel. Some are critiquing his cooking style.

    • @connorhearts4776
      @connorhearts4776 3 года назад +20

      Literal black burnt spots: Mm, that's delicious!
      Actual well-cooked golden brown crust: looks *super* undercooked, eugh

    • @ChloekabanOfficial
      @ChloekabanOfficial 3 года назад +6

      @@connorhearts4776 Amiel is a disgrace to the cooking community.

  • @maxjahns9063
    @maxjahns9063 3 года назад +15

    I had a little hope he would just take all the ingredients, put‘em in the blender and make a smoothie of‘em! 😂😂😂

  • @aciddrive
    @aciddrive 4 года назад +490

    “you can hear the crunch” he says, as the editing team overlays “crunch sound #25” over the footage of him cutting the pizza

    • @SolaceMcfly
      @SolaceMcfly 4 года назад +42

      The rage i experience this is the worst series on the channel

    • @TheEpicProOfMinecraf
      @TheEpicProOfMinecraf 4 года назад +11

      @@SolaceMcfly yet you watch it 🤔

    • @charlesdeoliveira249
      @charlesdeoliveira249 4 года назад +2

      Bro I’ve been searching for this comment he cut the pizza with a cutter and didn’t even bite them Fr

    • @SolaceMcfly
      @SolaceMcfly 4 года назад +3

      @@TheEpicProOfMinecraf did i say i hate it i said its the worst. Can you read or do you like assuming things?

    • @HeyRoosty
      @HeyRoosty 4 года назад +5

      @@SolaceMcfly It's an interesting series, I genuinely enjoy it but I agree the sound effects are over the top.

  • @baconlord7556
    @baconlord7556 4 года назад +417

    "put a little bit of olive oil"
    *Puts literally half a glass of olive oil

    • @Just-aNerd
      @Just-aNerd 4 года назад +18

      That's what a little means when it comes it Olive oil. The smallest amount is half a bottle.

    • @ElBurdo
      @ElBurdo 4 года назад +6

      Marco Pierre White must be proud.

    • @arasumi8575
      @arasumi8575 4 года назад +17

      2 shots of vodka *pours the whole bottle*

    • @SaintierSet
      @SaintierSet 4 года назад

      As in tradition

    • @introvertairways
      @introvertairways 4 года назад

      Must be Italian lol

  • @NathanArhur
    @NathanArhur 4 года назад +583

    *Fake crunch noises*
    Wow! You can hear that crunch!
    Yes, yes we can.

    • @Vent69420
      @Vent69420 4 года назад +35

      I swear amiel is becoming obnoxious imo because of the pathetic editting on this series

    • @FinnValentineB
      @FinnValentineB 4 года назад +17

      The way he moves his hands doesn't match up with him talking. It just looks absurd. Him trying to make his voice overs sound "in the moment" is just awkward

    • @Vent69420
      @Vent69420 4 года назад +4

      @@FinnValentineB given how on point the ba kicthen is with the comments on their chanel, it's clear that nobody is reading these or they're saving amiels feelings by not telling him to stop this stupidity

    • @shadowflame68
      @shadowflame68 4 года назад +5

      @@Vent69420 The video has two million views, I don't think they're too worried about catering to the people with those complaints. His series does incredibly well as is so calling it "pathetic" is kind of toothless.

    • @Vent69420
      @Vent69420 4 года назад

      @@shadowflame68 look, all I'm saying is they can do so much better so comparing it to the potential of these videos it is pathetic. Also ba videos get 2 mil views very often and regularly. Anyway I'm not trying to insult people I am frustrated at this weird gimmick. No comments support this weird voice over either yknow

  • @MrSifaka
    @MrSifaka 3 года назад +33

    "a little sauce goes a long way"
    I couldn't be more offended

  • @MajdFreiji
    @MajdFreiji 4 года назад +349

    Amiel when the burger patty is still showing signs of life: "mmmm a bit overcooked to my taste."
    Amiel when the pizza dough has basically turned into ash: "that crisp tho I love it!"

    • @doubleace11554
      @doubleace11554 4 года назад +16

      Either raw or burned
      No in between

    • @ezequieldg7509
      @ezequieldg7509 4 года назад +10

      totally.
      amiel has no working taste buds or eyes apparently.

    • @mem260
      @mem260 4 года назад +11

      @@ezequieldg7509 He did say he is a heavy smoker and his senses are a little muted in the guess the cheese episode. However he did do well in it....so idk

    • @insertinconspicuousname2843
      @insertinconspicuousname2843 4 года назад +10

      I mean I understand both, the burgers were ground by him so you don’t have to worry as much about it being brown throughout, so in that scenario leaving it a bit pink in the middle is nice. And with the pizzas, who doesn’t like a little burnt scorch on their pizzas, I mean every brick oven pizza I’ve had has had scorch on it

    • @Wizard_Level_1
      @Wizard_Level_1 4 года назад +2

      I definitely started asking questions about Amie's credentials after that burger episode, and this one does help.

  • @drdr3tr0n
    @drdr3tr0n 4 года назад +436

    Ameil: pizza dumpling.
    Me: you mean a calzone?
    Ameil: deep fried calzone.
    Me: why didn't you lead with that?

    • @ibefullofme
      @ibefullofme 4 года назад +12

      They have a word for a fried calzone, it's a panzerotti

    • @empty_melon6974
      @empty_melon6974 4 года назад +3

      Pizza roll

    • @Kurgosh1
      @Kurgosh1 4 года назад +1

      @@ibefullofme And they're amazing, and I can't find a place within 50 miles of me that serves them. :(

    • @canadave87
      @canadave87 4 года назад +3

      ​@@Kurgosh1 They're fairly popular up here in Canada. If you're ever in Toronto, hit up Bitondo Pizzeria in Little Italy, they do good ones.

    • @Kurgosh1
      @Kurgosh1 4 года назад +1

      @@canadave87 It's been many years since I got to Toronto, but I'll definitely keep that in mind if we're ever allowed out of the house again.

  • @timewinder1163
    @timewinder1163 4 года назад +406

    how come no one commented on him not doing those annoying chewing noises anymore! thank you Amiel you listened

    • @hannahofhorror
      @hannahofhorror 4 года назад +3

      Lots of people commented lol

    • @frieborn5333
      @frieborn5333 4 года назад +15

      i loved the chewing. it feels empty with the *YUM*

    • @djma7soon754
      @djma7soon754 4 года назад

      Yeah I was surprised

  • @christopherkempf9853
    @christopherkempf9853 2 года назад +4

    13:58 'An above-ground marinara swimming pool for rats' - Jon Stewart

  • @JACKeREB3
    @JACKeREB3 4 года назад +301

    28:16 “Pizza is good, don’t mess with pizza!”
    28:19 *DEHYDRATED PIZZA*

    • @Harlanvr12
      @Harlanvr12 4 года назад +1

      Jack MLL kzk

    • @switchamafuck78
      @switchamafuck78 4 года назад +2

      BOILED PIZZA

    • @hectorrobertocontrerasmiranda
      @hectorrobertocontrerasmiranda 4 года назад +1

      The NERVE to even think that in this kind of video

    • @mrsackboyfreak
      @mrsackboyfreak 4 года назад +1

      Raphael Rodriguez some things are better left unimagined my dude...

    • @allisterhale8229
      @allisterhale8229 4 года назад

      My reaction to the "conceptual art of pizza" comment was "isn't that what this video is. Certainly this method

  • @wmcwalletmakers
    @wmcwalletmakers 4 года назад +250

    That boiled pizza is like something that a recently single man would make after his girlfriend of 6 years left him for his best friend

  • @zinxgaming5156
    @zinxgaming5156 4 года назад +2300

    Amiel: “Fold it like”
    Me: “oh like a calzone-”
    Amiel: “Like a pizza dumpling”
    Me: Confused pizza noises
    Edit: Thanks for the likes, haven’t gotten this many

    • @doggfite
      @doggfite 4 года назад +44

      "deep fried pizza, let's take another pizza dumpling"
      ...

    • @Stopfollowingmeplz8
      @Stopfollowingmeplz8 4 года назад +7

      I was just about to comment about that lol 😂😂

    • @brandonhoward3805
      @brandonhoward3805 4 года назад +7

      As an Italian I am enraged.

    • @JudyCZ
      @JudyCZ 4 года назад +8

      @@brandonhoward3805 As an Italian, could you please clarify for me, what makes a calzone a calzone? Because he first calls it a "pizza dumpling" and then he goes "we could make a calzone" and my calzone-loving-self is extremely confused now.

    • @brandonhoward3805
      @brandonhoward3805 4 года назад +19

      @@JudyCZ A calzone is, like a pizza, a dish. It's a way of preparing dough, cheese and sauce in a completely different style, usually also cooked in a wood-fired oven or a pizza oven. A calzone is not a style of pizza, merely something entirely new in and of itself, much like how a pizza is technically a flatbread but very different, or how Ameil's 'Grandma Pizza' is a pizza, but it's preparation would make it closer to a strange kind of foccacia! Ameil saying 'Pizza dumpling' isn't wrong, because he cooked it in an unconventional way for a traditional calzone (cheese in dough, wood-fired oven, sauce on the side), but is the same style of preparation, a pseudo-calzone :)

  • @nachosama05
    @nachosama05 Год назад +7

    15:04 "I can't say that I like it more than a good grandma" ☠️☠️☠️

  • @lucif3r692
    @lucif3r692 4 года назад +65

    Son: Dad why have we been eating pizza for 32 days
    Dad: you wouldn’t get what I have to do

    • @tawfek4483
      @tawfek4483 4 года назад +3

      Dad: my goals are beyond your understanding

  • @slimkt
    @slimkt 4 года назад +72

    Praise be! He didn’t do the munching noises! 😭🙌🏼
    Although no sausage on the deep dish is borderline sacrilegious.

    • @Whiskypapa
      @Whiskypapa 4 года назад +4

      Our prayers has been heard!

    • @francoisseide5041
      @francoisseide5041 4 года назад

      sl eximkt

    • @wumboqwark
      @wumboqwark 4 года назад +2

      Poor guy was bullied enough in the comments of the last video he did 😭😭😭😭

    • @slimkt
      @slimkt 4 года назад +1

      King Unchi whaatt? People have complained about the eating noises since the start of this series, but I thought all the comments on the last one were about how Amiel thinks anything over bloody rare is an overcooked burger.

  • @zanyiakelly1982
    @zanyiakelly1982 4 года назад +137

    “Pizza is good, don’t mess with pizza...DEHYDRATED PIZZA”

  • @schellough284
    @schellough284 3 года назад +4

    Dear sir. As an Italian, this video traumatized me in ways I cannot explain. I will be reporting this video to the authorities.

  • @emilyrapp5768
    @emilyrapp5768 4 года назад +72

    Amiel: pizza is good, don't mess with pizza
    Amiel one second later: dehydrated pizza.

    • @129aslamnurfikrir4
      @129aslamnurfikrir4 4 года назад

      Amiel Stanek in every video: "I've won... but at what cost?"

    • @play-fool
      @play-fool 4 года назад

      the sound i made when he said that omg. i was like 'you boiled a calzone and called it a pizza like 15 mins ago who are you to judge amiel'

  • @cammy649
    @cammy649 4 года назад +722

    I literally have no idea how the heck you can bake a pizza twice and still undercook it..

    • @laughablepcerrors8986
      @laughablepcerrors8986 3 года назад +23

      plot twist: he forgot to turn the oven on

    • @seauqis
      @seauqis 3 года назад +15

      he probably cooked it for like 10 minutes total

    • @Justalilsilly
      @Justalilsilly 3 года назад +19

      @@seauqis you mean 2 minutes total?

    • @SNIP3RxEL1T3
      @SNIP3RxEL1T3 3 года назад +39

      he just can’t make pizza

    • @hamby2232
      @hamby2232 3 года назад +1

      "Amelie uh uh uh finds a way"

  • @imranbutt1929
    @imranbutt1929 3 года назад +3

    28:15 Amiel: "pizza is good, don't mess with pizza"
    Also Amiel: *proceeds to boil pizza*

    • @Sruntik5130
      @Sruntik5130 3 года назад +2

      He also dehydrates it 3 seconds later

  • @yomega69
    @yomega69 4 года назад +85

    Does anyone else think about Amiel filming these doing the hand gestures silently? He obviously records the VO separately, I feel like he might as well be saying "point fingers, do hand circle, hand circle, handclasp, display, OK fingers" lol

    • @em582
      @em582 4 года назад +5

      I think of that every single time lol

    • @alainadacosta1222
      @alainadacosta1222 4 года назад +11

      yomega69 yes! It actually really bothers me lol

    • @wumboqwark
      @wumboqwark 4 года назад +5

      Hey at least he stopped doing the fake eating sounds in the post audio recording give him some credit 😭👌🏿 lmao

    • @em582
      @em582 4 года назад +1

      @@wumboqwark he still makes grunting noises so,,,idk 😅

    • @jammiewhammie
      @jammiewhammie 4 года назад +2

      he probably talks while recording to get a basic idea of what he wants in the script then fixes up unimportant things in the voiceover

  • @SilverHedgehog1999
    @SilverHedgehog1999 4 года назад +133

    "Its like a savory gusher"
    The idea of that disgusts me more than I feel it should

    • @Chris-pyness
      @Chris-pyness 4 года назад

      But that's what regular dumplings are. And candy floss is just sugar noodles

  • @cawcawdecaw6227
    @cawcawdecaw6227 4 года назад +153

    Me: Shows my sister this monstrosity
    Her: This man is following the instructions for lunchables pizza.

    • @cherrycola1144
      @cherrycola1144 4 года назад +1

      Hahaha very funny

    • @Zackscottlego2
      @Zackscottlego2 4 года назад +2

      Fun fact you're able to cook the lunchable pizzas for a minute in the microwave and I love it

    • @FighterMan9836
      @FighterMan9836 3 года назад

      @@Zackscottlego2 i only do 30 seconds lol

  • @lordfijor1386
    @lordfijor1386 3 года назад +6

    As much as I love y’all, I blame y’all for 2020 and 2021 for angering the Gods of Feast and causing a blight

  • @TeslanPunk
    @TeslanPunk 4 года назад +216

    "Pizza is good, don't mess with pizza" *Proceeds to dehydrate pizza"

  • @mmeister_5315
    @mmeister_5315 4 года назад +525

    Bottom of the pizza: Is literally BLACK.
    Amiel: BEAUTIFUL coloring and development on this crust.

    • @waloogi1479
      @waloogi1479 4 года назад +41

      That's the point, the sweet sauce counters the burnt bitter char.

    • @viethuongvothai686
      @viethuongvothai686 4 года назад +13

      mMeister_5 i bet you never eat a real pizza before

    • @mmeister_5315
      @mmeister_5315 4 года назад +10

      Y’all relax it was a joke, he obviously knows what he’s talking about

    • @toddkobell162
      @toddkobell162 4 года назад +1

      I know right

    • @amayahbritain6803
      @amayahbritain6803 4 года назад +12

      mMeister_5 but yet in the burger episode he thought the meat was “well done” even though it was pink🤣🤣

  • @Menocchio1
    @Menocchio1 4 года назад +56

    Some day they'll do every way to make a waffle, and then it'll finally be that poor waffle iron's day in the sun.

  • @hatsunereeeeeku
    @hatsunereeeeeku 8 месяцев назад +2

    I doubt this series is ever coming back, shame cuz I love it

  • @candocody
    @candocody 4 года назад +40

    THANK YOU SO SO SO MUCH FOR REMOVING THE FAKE CHEWING SOUNDS! It shows you’re listening and man this is so much more enjoyable to watch.