Every Way to Cook a Steak (43 Methods) | Bon Appétit
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- Опубликовано: 26 сен 2019
- Obviously, a raw steak smoothie is the ideal way to enjoy a steak, but what are some other good methods? Join Amiel Stanek as he attempts to cook a boneless ribeye steak in almost every way possible. Which method is the (second) best?
Check out each of the methods here!
tartare 0:38
carpaccio 1:06
smoothie 1:36
seared 2:07
seared and basted 2:38
grilled steak 3:30
cubed and skewered 3:48
sliced and skewered 4:05
thinly sliced stead 4:29
toaster 4:47
easy-bake 5:17
laser 5:50
stir-fried 6:44
shaved and griddled 7:17
steak burger 7:49
hot rock 8:41
coal cooked 8:55
mummified steak 8:11
boiled 9:32
hot pot 10:04
steamed 10:36
braised 11:07
sous vide 11:39
baked 12:23
broiled 12:55
searzall 13:29
on a stick 14:02
afterburner 14:32
george foreman 15:04
infrared 15:44
pan to oven 16:12
pan to broiler 16:43
reverse sear 17:13
deep fried 17:46
country fried 18:14
freeze fried 18:48
smoked 19:35
microwave 20:10
instant pot 20:34
slow cook 21:07
jerky 21:32
dehydrated and seared 21:59
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>eats raw steak
>"delicious!"
>eats cooked steak
>"kinda under-cooked :/"
🤣
Okay, the difference is by expectations.
eats raw steak with raw egg delicious
eats a water and steak smoothie ULGHHHHGHHHHGG
@@IamTurkey1453 That's kinda different.
Lol why would u eat raw stake in the first place
"Every way to *COOK* a steak"
>Eats it raw
>Makes a steak smoothie
Should of been “Every way to prepare a steak” ..
Every way to *ruin* a steak
@@bonbonS1969 lmao
*Cooks in the toaster*
*oh yeah, it's big brain time*
I so badly wanna see the smoothie cooked like pancakes. Or in the waffle iron. I bet it would be horrifying.
What ails you that your brain had that thought process
@@livknapp6148 i saw the waffle iron. I saw liquid meat.
@@grudgegirl6440 you know what. Mad respect
And then you deep fry it
@@dogeball2628 there goes america
As a culinary student I came here to learn how to prepare beef steaks in multiple ways ….. hopefully Chef likes Laser steak and steak smoothie
It’s sad really because there are comments spreading misinformation saying “There’s nothing wrong with eating raw steak”. RUclips needs to fix this misinformation problem because it’s getting ridiculous
I wanna hear your culinary story now
Did he like it?
"Hey, how would you like your steak"
"I would like a lasered steak turned into a smoothie, then frozen into a disc and put in a triple deluxe order."
"Get out"
GTcarrera918 Caleb city: GEEETT OUUUUUUUT!!
Hmmmm thanks I hate it
Next in an easy bake oven for 5 hours
lmao GET THE HECK OUTTT
YOU GOT TO GO! 🖐😨🖐 👍😨👍
sittin on a cornflake. waiting for the van to come.
"sir it tastes like trash"
"yes"
It's diet strawberries
Kyle Zell thanks for the prank idea
the smoothie tastes meaty
LOL
Its crazy how he cooks his steaks longer than his burgers.
Ground-beef can be cooked medium-rare only if you've got a trustworthy butcher.
Yeah that’s usually what you do with a steak…
The moment he ate it raw i knew he would never go more than medium rare
well anything more than medium rare ruins the steak…
@@banchoshawty tell that to most of south America
Well done is the way to go.
@@renatoalvisto8791 how bout we find a common middle ground like medium or medium well
@@milkuetea well that would resolve the conflict between both parties involved
So absolutely not
Medium rare all the way
Those steaks aren't even medium rare, they're just rare.
EDIT: what have I created?
Imagine the cow, up in cow heaven, just looking down and saying "bruh. You blended me? "
imagine going to heaven
"bruh. You toasted me?"
"bruh. you lazered me?"
“bruh, you easy-baked me?”
Bruh you killed me
Me: "How come Amiel doesn't contribute to the channel more often?"
Amiel: (Spends 150 straight hours cooking steak.)
His job seems to be the most interesting experimental and sometimes boring at the same time. I think it's all just as wierd as he is. That's why I love his videos.
But they don't even show 30% of how weird Amiel can get.
C o c k a n d b a l l s
Don't forget he has to voice them all and he did, chicken and egg
@@jakeup5654 Do you think he fakes the "full mouth" and "chewing" sounds? I figure he does. When you actually have something in your mouth, it can hit the microphone with some really unpleasant squelching sounds. Squelching is the worst sound and the worst word. I don't know how people can complain about "moist" when "squelching" is out there. It's even unattractive as a typed word. Just an absolute mess.
But anyway, yeah, whatever we started talking about before I got into this is so, so true.
@@tom_something yes he voices if all, he doesn't talk while he's doing it
i’ve tried steak tartare once, and it tastes so friggin goood. Probably cuz i’m a big fan of sashimi and some raw meats, but it srsly is so good. Yall gotta try it
I definitely want to try it and all of people are saying stuff like "this guy could bite into a cow and say it's overcooked".
Isn't that the thing mr bean tried and couldn't eat it?
Bruh what is wrong with people
It's a tad bit undercooked
sorry i'll pass.
I like these types of videos, because even though he’s saying obvious things and identifying aspects of the steak that are pretty obvious just by looking at it. It really feels like I’m learning something and observing a live experiment
𝙇ook at 10:01
The blood
@@SBivH4 it’s actually not blood! It’s mostly fat and myoglobin, it’s the protein that makes steaks red!
@@elliottkane1519 Ok 👌 👍
i’m picturing him just sitting in front of a mic pretending to eat
Hahahah right!?
Kinda sounds true
ADR mmm'ing. Why..
I can't even watch this because of this comment
i mean he did put the steak in his mouth with in the first 3 seconds of the video...
“And how would you like your steak sir?”
“Boiled”
“Excuse me?”
“Did I stutter?”
1994 Honda Civic EG Hatch y is my car on youtube
I prefer mine blended, with some water
This is when a chef refuses you.
Sly Cooper you left your phone on my dashboard
I require mine to be cooked in a waffle iron and dehydrated.
"Every way to cook steak"
*proceeds to just eat raw steak*
Amiel has me straight questioning, “How do you know what that tastes like.”.
I know this sounds cruel, but I love his reactions when the food turns out demented (ex. Laser steak) 😵💫🤢🤮
Amiel: There's some nice charing around the edges but its a bit overcooked. Very tender
The waiter: Sir thats a glass of water
i laughed way more than i should've; thank you
Amiel: oh, sorry.
Amiel: Sir I know
666 likes
Omg lmao
Y'all gotta do every way to cook top ramen for all the broke college kids out here!
I agree bro
Hard HIGH FIVE.
+1
There will be raw ramen and dishwasher ramen
AGREED! I've told BA to choose Gaby to do this show because she's such a sweet angel
I am thoroughly convinced Amiel is a wolf in a human disguise.
Or komodo dragon
The fact that he drank a raw steak smoothie but not microwaved eggs is honestly frightening.
I'm disappointed they didn't use the clip of Claire doing the deep-fried steak
Ikr
Bruh that's the only reason I came here
Thanks for telling me cause that's why I'm here
Same
I came to check
"I'll have a steak please."
"How would you like it?"
"smoothie."
"What?!"
"You heard me."
Cow up in heaven looking down seeing what he died for
"I'M A SMOOTHY" Why lord
"Wait"
"Yes?"
"Cook it first"
“I’ll have a copied comment please”
“How would you like it?”
“Top comment”
“What?!”
“You heard me.”
Derpizoid! ._· it’s funny cuz you can’t spell “nose” correctly. Ur so sarcastic but you haven’t been to kindergarten. LMAO!
I would barf so HARD
I look at all of the unique ways to cook a steak in the opening scene and I just see a strawberry smoothie and it looks yummy
I wanna know your response when you learned it wasn't strawberry
@@jayreid2513Me too
Nah y’all comments defending this are bot accounts 💀
That's not strawberry buddy...
No way some cows died to be cooked like this💀😭
I’m convinced this guy would eat a live cow and say, “ I don’t like this gray ring “
deep nutty lmao😂
lmao
Yep
Cook: how would you like your steak
Person:RAW
Lol
Checking to see if it's Claire's hand during the Deep Frying
Same lol
Same!
Same😂😂
17:45 for people who would die for claire
I'm so sad it's not 😂
Amiel : the waffle iron steak is overcooked .me: the steak looks well done
Medium rare is the platonic ideal of steak - not too raw, not too tough, seared to perfection
* With Laser *
"Its a bit raw"
* Literal raw beef *
*ITS DELICIOUS*
It was plain and didn’t have any olive oil or dressing. Plus it was a laser, doesn’t sound good. 😖
The main reason is because the laser is causing incredibly localized heat. So there will be sections that are completely raw and some sections which have gotten so hot that they've literally been atomized. So you get all the beauty of uncooked beef plus pure carcinogenic flavor. Delicious!
It is *delicious!*
Don’t judge until you’ve tried it. I don’t know how you were raised but raw doesn’t always mean it’s bad.
I feel like he should've waved the laser around.
Guy: I want a whole cow please
Butcher: Why?
Guy: Steak smoothies
I was disappointed that he missed the obvious opportunity to call it a "steak shake"
Actually cheaper to buy a whole cow vs going to the store and purchasing
Your profile pic is the butcher's face 😂😂😂
@@Acidlib It ain't a shake unless you add milk.
Everyone's complaining that he didn't cook the steaks properly when he cooks them pretty much perfect everytime
Yeah it's almost like these people like their steaks burnt crisp
@@KingThrillgore idk if the comment section has changed since I watched this but people were saying the steaks were raw
edit: I'm an idiot
there was no "proper cooking" the best one was the coal and fried, almost everything else was an atrocity.
@@biggreen276 I'm not talking about the demon summoning rituals I'm talking about how cooked the steaks are (medium rare and what not)
@@OrangeCreamsicle some look delectable asf, the others well... "steak smoothie"
Let's make a best list:
Good ol' pan and grill,
Smoke and grill,
Reverse bake and sears,
Dehidrate and sears.
44th method: Claire looks at the steak with disappointment until it cooks itself perfectly
I Shoot Stuff OMFG PLEEAASSSEE 💀
45th method: Claire looks into the void as she realizes she has to temper the steak-olate
45th method:Brad hypes up the steak and through pure motivation the steak cooks perfectly
Who's Claire?
@@areyousirius4243 She is another member of bon appetit who does the gourmet makes series.
amiel: the color is really good, maybe a little overcooked
the steak: moo
when a real steak lover eats steak, we all know medium rare is by far the best temp to eat a steak. So when he says its overcooked thats what he means, it went passed medium rare. Also a red center doesnt mean raw. Dont be fooled by just color alone. The inside is good and hot, your steak is cooked. If you have never eaten steak that way , you should i promise youl never eat a well done steak again.. In fact at really good steak houses they will not cook your steak passed medium if you ask for it, they will recommend you stick to hamburgers and i kinda agree. As a steak lover myself. Specially if i buy the steak out of my pocket and invite someone over.. I promise if i have to cook your steak well done for you to eat it.. you wont be invited back next time.. not wasting my money on that beautiful meat for someone to ewww red meat , its mooing /rolls eyes .. If i cant get someone to eat a steak medium rare, i can see it in their eyes like. OMG i have never eaten a steak before.. thats how different it is.
Brian Smith imagine gatekeeping steak
Brian Smith
There’s nothing wrong with liking certain food items and like having it cooked certain ways. But you shouldn’t look down on those who enjoy the food differently.
@@Jesus.H.Christ. thanks Jesus! You seem like a dope dude.
@@Jesus.H.Christ. Imagine if someone gave you a glass of water. And then you dumped the entire glass over your face with your mouth opened wide and only drank what fell in your mouth. Thats basically like eating a well done steak.
The skewered + some bell pepper and red onions onthe grill is my favorite 😋
alternate title: Amiel eats raw steak for 23 minutes (complains when forced to eat cooked meat)
Its not raw though? The first few were, but the rest of the steaks aren't even completely rare? They're medium rare, you're acting like it blue -_-
@@masonbeck542 we get it mason u like raw steak...
I can't even begin to imagine how expensive this episode was...
I'd guess around $600 just for the meat.
depending on the type. prolly went with select
@@BigDaddyWes and the laser is about 400 to 600
@@AznInvasion85 that looked like a choice to prime....
@@samirmuradov9585 where can i buy the laser?
I’m convinced this dude would eat straight yeast and say it’s overcooked bread
Nah he would eat the yeast and say it’s over cooked
Overcooked bread*
Why?
@@aracuno8626 did you watch the video
@@candypg1 nah bro hed be eating the flour then calling it burnt
I can’t picture him just normally cookie a casual meal like pasta in his kitchen
Watching some guy cook a steak with a waffle iron is my new favorite RUclips genre
"Steak Smoothie" is something Chad would bring to the gym to brag about
Cringe
*?*
@@stellagames5946 chad is the name given to the stereotypical buff guys that are usually arrogant, stupid and dence
Evercast 92 FR FR
How'd you know?
Amiel: *brings out dehydrator*
Claire: *breathes heavily*
Henrik Orre 😂😂
Amiel: brings out Laser
Brad: breathes heavily
the fact she didn't need it while filming this is nearly impossible
25 ways to cook a steak and about 15 ways to ruin it. You guys are doing us all a great service
I have watched this like at least 5 times someone help me this vid is too good
*Cow in the slaughter house:*
"Aah my time has come, hopefully I will go on to become fine dining"
"Okay now we're gonna make a steak smoothie"
lol
Thats a test kitchen for ya
Ok today we are going to be using a method of steak that involves slowly burning a live cow alive.
(Jirachi laughs)
Bro at least he tried it, imagine what the cow thought when he microwaved it!
Amiel: Bites a live cow
Amiel:This may not be the best way to cook a steak it's a bit overcooked
It has this gray area that I don't like
A few months ago I treid grilled and basted and it was pure heaven
I really just want to see him cook a steak in a way that doesn't only appeal to vampires.
Amiel: doesnt wanna taste microwaved eggs
Also amiel: drinks steak smoothie
Also amiel eats raw steak with oil on it
@@gram8121 That's normal. Steak smoothie is not. 🤢
He didn’t actualy drink the smoothie.
Wave Check steak tartare is at least a thing that’s eaten relatively frequently.
@@a_random_tank_152mm7 you can see the steak through the straw when he put the cup down
"I'll have the ribeye"
"How do you want it cooked?"
L A S E R
Ive found my new favourite youtube comment, thank you
The VIDEO was not PHOTOshopped LMFAO!!!
1:55 you can see that he doesn't drink it, the level of the liquid doesn't change
He just licked it
To make steak smoothie, try replacing water with maybe beef soup or beef stock, maybe it would taste better?
Steak translation for this video
Medium rare = rare
Rare = raw
Raw = moo
He didn't cook any of it. kind of disgusting.
@@rjmartinsgutinstinctspodcast you mean absolutely delicious.
Your profile picture makes this comment that much better-
Yall burn your steak
The ratings for cooking are more on the cooked side of things in the United States... if you go to a really high end restaurant or go somewhere like France their “medium” is more like “medium rare” in the us
"How would you like your steak?"
"Smoothie"
I like it microwaved
i actually laughed at a comment
I like waffle steak
I would like it dehydrated
Thankyou for this!
Definitely trying out reverse-seared. Why did I not know this existed earlier!?!?
I'm beginning to think that it's literally impossible for Amiel to get any type of food poisoning.
I mean he probably buys really high quality ingredients that he can eat raw with little to no danger
@@Bass_Goat53 yeah i agree these are professional chefs after all, they wouldnt have low quailty steak like store bought
If you know your butcher well, you can ensure that they prepare it properly. You can eat steak rare because there was no opportunity for bacteria to penetrate it. As long as there was no real opportunity for bacteria to grow on the surface of the steak (Like you cook it within a couple hours after it was cut), you're clear.
@@blightsteel101 i agree too my pop is a butcher so he can make sure that the meat is properly prepared and stored
@Abran Zambrano r/iamverysmart
45th method: Gordon Ramsey roasting it with his words
Hehehe 😈
Haha
44th right?
FOOKIN RAW
44th method: 44 crying in the background of how you forgot him
I don't even like beef, but I find these videos fun and interesting. Also, at the start when you did the non-cooked ways and mentioned maybe don't do these if you are sqeamish; I just wanted to say that the main reason I don't like beef is because of the thought of food, especially meat, beaing anything less than 100% bothers and disgusts me this is also the reason why runny egg make me want to throw up. If I were to eat beef I don't want to see even a speck of red/pink in it if I plan on eating it
If I could just eat everything raw all the time, I would be the happiest person alive. Probably not alive for long, but at least I’d be happy.
Steak: *Moo*
Him: It’s a little overcooked.
fax
Daniel A. Heck yeah it is
The Memester Gangster You know you can eat high quality steak raw right?
Drak0 Productions the more raw it is the more juicy and tender so I like mine rare or medium rare
Drak0 Productions No you can eat the inside raw. It’s just the outside part you need to cook it since the bacteria goes on the outside part not the inside. So you could just put it on super high heat and cook the outside crust and leave the inside raw.
Waiter: hello sir what would you like?
Me: C O N D O M E G G W I T H S T E A K S M O O T H I E
You my good sir sure have good taste might i say 🙂
And can I get some *D E H Y D R A T E D E G G S* on the side
it’s an acquired taste, you wouldn’t get it
@@BenDover-ci2im try some salted goat teeth with your meal
C O N D O M E G G
@14:30 well Ik one guy who wouldn’t have made it as a Boy Scout. When I was in b9y scouts and we went camping, cooking over the fire or making our lol hobo packs (steak, onions, peppers in aluminum foil) was about the only way we’d have anything to eat other than cereal on mornings and bacon, eggs, and pancakes the last morning of the camp (our counselor would bring the stuff for it and had it in a cooler he would go get ice to keep it cool while the other counselor would stay with us). Which it was kind of a reward for making it through the whole weekend and all, which the one I was so glad to have them was one of the hardest camps I’ve ever been on, which was the one to get the Polar Bear badge, which consists of camping for a weekend or at least one day/night (I can’t quite remember, I did it when I was like 11) in below freezing temperatures, and I was so happy to have that warm breakfast the morning of our last day there lol.
4:59 dude uses chopsticks better than me and I'm Chinese
This has quickly turned into “what wild way could we technically cook this”
Thank you
Yeah more like “how you can eat steak”
that still doesn't explain steak smoothie, unfortunately! yikes.
Supernova steak
Well, duh. In other news, the sun rose in the east this morning.
it’s weird thinking he’s just making up the eating noises days after the footage was taken
or moving his hand in the footage and then really talk after days
phu loi what?
but I appreciate the effort
@@TranLoiBaoPhu no I think he already says everything but repeats it for better audio
Why did you think he took one bite on each steak
i have once cooked a steak on a panini press when i was 11 and it was quite good honestly
"may be the first time in the world anyone has baked a steak in an easy bake oven"
Meanwhile imbrandonfarris making a whole Thanksgiving supper using one
Waiter: How do you like your steak?
Me: in a smoothie
Waiter: what
Me: *IN A SMOOTHIE*
@wnnalis cioov why would you reply to this guy
In a smoothie and then deep fried
Milk steak!
A L U C A R D: I read that in Stanley’s voice
the steak: moo
him: yeah it’s a little overcooked
hailey just a tiny bit overcooked, not too overcooked to make it inedible
HAHAHAAHHAAHAHA
I’m dead 😂😂😂
Haha, 666th like!
👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 You Win 🏆 🥇 😹
These videos are so interesting
This is the only series I watch
The New Russian Roulette: Five strawberry smoothies, one steak smoothie.
Down
You evil evil man also when do you think we can reasonably expect payday 3
@@thedepressedmanatee7807 - According to Starbreeze's own financial reports posted sometime today or yesterday, they're shooting for a Q4 2023 release.
E3kHatena thanks man you always had the best vids for that game
Your also the reason I bought it in the first place
E3kHatena the smell would give it away though :/
Imagine being a cow, giving your life to give a prime cut and then you get microwaved
GeneralKoekwous lol I laughed so hard and I shouldn’t have
Or Easy Baked
I have watched the other "every way to cook" and this guy genuinly likes raw food, like everything even dough
everybody's so creative!
Amiel: *eats steak tartare*
Also Amiel: It's a bit overcooked
Amiel: "Gonna boil a steak"
Molly: "better salt that water!"
Salty like the sea
Save that steak water. It's liquid gold.
"How would you like your steak sir?"
"Waffle Iron"
"How can we freak out the internet more than seeing me eat raw meat?...
Let's add raw egg!"
😂
This guy: (literally bites a chunk of meat out of a living cow)
*"I'TS A BIT OVERCOOKED"*
*undercooked
@@Red-bw1vm wooosh
Phtb13 hahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha you said woosh cause he didn’t get the joke hahahahahahah
@@Red-bw1vm r/woooooosh
@ztratuz hahahahhahah
“lets dehydrate the steak”
“yeahh the steak is kinda dry..”
Nice pfp
AH yes the floor here is made out of floor
He made jerky...
@@dylanjb4065 Nice pfp
wet steak?
Things I learnt today. Toaster steak is not complete garbage.
so good
The smoothie makes me uncomfortable.
I was just thinking you could just boil that thing and it would probably turn into a delicious beef broth.
Perfect combo with the microwaved steak
That's what steak looks like in Wall E
It looks too much like a normal smoothie. Idk if I'm gonna be comfortable drinking my next smoothie
@@Native_Beats_ What, you thought you **haven't** been drinking beef smoothies and 'milk'shakes?
🤤🤢😝
Amiel: “never microwave your steak”
Me: YOU PUT A RIB-EYE IN A BLENDER, YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN
Did he say it was good though?
No
I microwaved a steak and it tasted amazing, try it! (Put prop r seasonings and put it in a almost sealed container with a tiny hole for air to escape)
@@Star1essSky "prop r"
The last method is the embodiment of looks and tastes
You, Amiel are a Werewolf for being able to eat raw steak!!
*sees a live cow
Amiel: “Ah yes, a perfectly cooked steak”
It’s a little overcooked for my taste
I cook mine to a perfect -273 degrees centigrade
If you didn’t get the joke it’s absolute zero the coldest possible temperature so cold infact it has never been achieved
😂😂😂
it's so raw I can still hear it mooing
@@gagasala9983 moo
*Takes bite out of living cow*
"Still a bit overcooked, dont like the g r e y r i n g"
69 likes. Noice
269 likes lol
@@pradiptanawantoro3625 r/woooosh
@@pradiptanawantoro3625 r/woooosh
@@pradiptanawantoro3625 r/whoooosh
Nice video!👍
All about cooking today wow yummy
“so we’re gonna make a steak video, what should we put in as cook methods? grilling, pan fried, boiled..?”
“smoothie.”
“what?”
“ *smoothie* .”
I swear some of these techniques are made just to make him suffer.
Imagine being a whole cow and living your whole life just so you could be slaughtered and made into a SMOOTHIE
Bekah's Beauty Yeah, that’s why these videos (plus the chicken breast one, too,) really rub me the wrong way. :-( it’s wasteful and disrespectful
Grayson James Maybe, but it’s also experimenting, so other people don’t feel like they have to. Perhaps, in that way, it ultimately prevents wastefulness? Either way, the video is a bit informative, at least for me.
@@wildboar173 ..Okay wha? I don't understand how that's disrespectful. I think these take so long because they actually eat the good steaks, the only ones that go to waste is probably the microwave and ones that taste REALLY bad. If not, its experimental and wont hurt anything for an example to other people on the internet.
Grayson James chill bro it ain't disrespectful
...I mean, it's not like the entire cow went into that ONE steak. XD
Bring this series back plsss
4:42 I dare you to cook that in bacon fat
I’m getting flashbacks of Ramsay Screaming
“ITS RAW”
Your comment makes me want to laugh
Rexa Shift
Then laugh ;-;
R A W
your comment makes me laugh
your comment makes me raw
“ how would you like your steak?”
“Freaking raw”
“What?”
“And slap an egg on it”
" how would you like your fish?"
"Freaking raw"
"What?"
"And slap some soy sauce on it"
Oh god
YeH that's too much for me, your asking to get sick
Steven Jones it may not be for you, but almost always will not cause any sort of sickness whatsoever. don't be ignorant
69 or 420 I don’t get paid enough for this
A skilled surgeon could bring 90% of those back to life
Doctor: You are looking good, but your cholesterol is a bit high
Ameil: oh yeah, that mush have been the 40 steaks I ate yesterday