HALF LIFE IN 60 SECONDS

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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 23 тыс.

  • @thinkingthingxii2061
    @thinkingthingxii2061 3 года назад +4706

    the most 2000s internet video i have ever seen

    • @deisk2707
      @deisk2707 3 года назад +32

      Your pfp fits really well what you said.

    • @Fostrkan
      @Fostrkan 3 года назад +6

      @@deisk2707 lol

    • @JoelitoStriker
      @JoelitoStriker 3 года назад +21

      It even looks like an early newgrounds animation

    • @Kinard007
      @Kinard007 3 года назад +5

      @@JoelitoStriker the good old days

    • @Canderson_Beats
      @Canderson_Beats 2 года назад +1

      Because It is

  • @somebodystolemytoast5885
    @somebodystolemytoast5885 4 года назад +13297

    Fun fact: 13 years later and nobody managed to beat this run to this day.

    • @CoolBluBoi
      @CoolBluBoi 4 года назад +344

      he beat half life 1, and 2 in 60 seconds

    • @brixxconnor3411
      @brixxconnor3411 4 года назад +129

      @@CoolBluBoi now that's halved minute.

    • @CoolBluBoi
      @CoolBluBoi 4 года назад +26

      @Niko Arabe This video was before HL:A Was made.

    • @hawksquadron7302
      @hawksquadron7302 3 года назад +12

      glitchless runs are way harder bro

    • @ticklingballs
      @ticklingballs 3 года назад +9

      @@CoolBluBoi yeah this video was made in 2007 and HL:A was made in 2020

  • @stalk8r
    @stalk8r 8 лет назад +1948

    How the fuck did youtube algorithm suddenly throw this at me after 9 years.

  • @traffecone
    @traffecone Год назад +1100

    No joke, Gmans speeches are so motivational. "Blah blah blah Mr Freeman" really got me considering my life, and how I can improve it.

  • @ex_leitoleo
    @ex_leitoleo 8 лет назад +15502

    "Blah Blah Blah Mr Freeman"
    -Gman

  • @Tydusis1
    @Tydusis1 4 года назад +9633

    Ah, an elegant video, from a more civilized age.

    • @at1laztheaveragefurry
      @at1laztheaveragefurry 3 года назад +14

      ruclips.net/video/-1yzoiUIGGs/видео.html

    • @TheObject268
      @TheObject268 3 года назад +93

      rip filthyfrank

    • @gottagofastfaster
      @gottagofastfaster 3 года назад +36

      @@at1laztheaveragefurry Yeah that video referring to those who trying to be smart, so they get more attention.
      Also there are more of those "this might be got from my recommendation, guys please give an attention".

    • @jacksongibbs8998
      @jacksongibbs8998 3 года назад +87

      Then everything changed when the sjws attacked.

    • @elcalabozodelandroide2
      @elcalabozodelandroide2 3 года назад +24

      Gmod ?
      Well , thats a name that i havent heard in a long time

  • @agnel47
    @agnel47 5 лет назад +3885

    Old RUclips is the best RUclips.

    • @Sph_611
      @Sph_611 4 года назад +8

      Yep.

    • @crazemate
      @crazemate 4 года назад +11

      @@onurbaran41 no millennial go back to watching ryan toy reviews

    • @andylynx007
      @andylynx007 4 года назад +33

      @@onurbaran41 he's kinda right though, after COPPA implementation, RUclipsrs are becoming "online babysitters"

    • @muratgun6469
      @muratgun6469 4 года назад +5

      @@onurbaran41 ok newborn

    • @deadacc1367
      @deadacc1367 4 года назад +21

      Yeah now days comments is full shitty like beggars and people using overused jokes

  • @Uhmmm-hp6eu
    @Uhmmm-hp6eu Год назад +607

    This isn't a goofy video, this is a history documentary.

    • @WeAintJokinHere
      @WeAintJokinHere Год назад +11

      Wise words from wise hamburger 🍔

    • @sergeydid9413
      @sergeydid9413 6 месяцев назад +6

      In fact, this is my childhood, so yeah, it's history

  • @dwarvenmoray
    @dwarvenmoray 4 года назад +4308

    "Blah Blah Blah, Mr. Freeman."
    - Gman aka. German Man

    • @missingno2401
      @missingno2401 3 года назад +145

      or ger man

    • @xlop8997
      @xlop8997 3 года назад +8

      @@missingno2401 ???

    • @йанитаск
      @йанитаск 3 года назад +37

      Government-man

    • @dwarvenmoray
      @dwarvenmoray 3 года назад +53

      @@йанитаск That's what he wants you to think. He is the Ger-man. He wants to use the Combine for interuniversal control. So unless you want all of us little weinerschnitzels to become bratwurst, than you better go eat your kartoffelsalat!

    • @g-man4120
      @g-man4120 3 года назад +6

      E

  • @shapeswitch_mood7221
    @shapeswitch_mood7221 4 года назад +2589

    "Blah Blah Blah Mr.Freeman."
    Matpat: *Mind-blowing*

  • @salt_factory7566
    @salt_factory7566 2 года назад +2883

    This video is old enough to be in high school. Just shows how time is a valuable thing, watch it fly by as the pendulum swings.

    • @barthiz
      @barthiz 2 года назад +102

      It starts with you...

    • @toaster_rtx1829
      @toaster_rtx1829 2 года назад

      I hate you for typing this… and I hate myself for understanding

    • @relinquiem
      @relinquiem 2 года назад +49

      I see what you did here...

    • @persona5wasadreamfan
      @persona5wasadreamfan 2 года назад +104

      Watch it count down to the end of the day, the clock ticks life away

    • @toaster_rtx1829
      @toaster_rtx1829 2 года назад +67

      @@persona5wasadreamfan it’s so unreal

  • @GabrielLopez-tw3hc
    @GabrielLopez-tw3hc 11 месяцев назад +253

    Half Life 1:
    0:01 Black Mesa Inbound
    0:02 Anomalous Materials
    0:04 Unforeseen Consequences
    0:10 Office Complex
    0:13 We got Hostiles
    0:19 Lambda Core
    0:21 Xen
    0:23 Nihilanth
    Half Life 2:
    0:27 Point Insertion
    0:36 A Red Letter Day
    0:38 Route Kanal
    0:42 Water Hazard
    0:44 Highway 17
    0:45 SandTraps
    0:46 Anticitizen One
    0:52 Our Benefactors
    0:54 Dark Energy
    0:56 Blah Blah Blah Mr Freemen
    0:59 End
    1:00 Credits

    • @Dino_Dwight
      @Dino_Dwight 6 месяцев назад +3

      Thx,i still have no idea.

    • @eaj-b2j
      @eaj-b2j 6 месяцев назад +1

      Nova Prospekt: why me... what did i.. DO?!

    • @WaaDoku
      @WaaDoku 2 месяца назад +6

      Interesting. I gotta play Half Life 2 again because I can't seem to remember the chapter called "Blah Blah Blah Mr Freemen"

    • @ChobeVelyasha
      @ChobeVelyasha 15 дней назад

      0:13 not we got hostiles its surface tension alr

    • @Sirbozo
      @Sirbozo 4 дня назад

      e

  • @DeadPollo
    @DeadPollo 9 лет назад +3808

    after 8 years i just realised...
    ...
    ... IT'S GERMAN!

    • @drilonkupina8071
      @drilonkupina8071 9 лет назад +32

      OMG!!!1!!!11!

    • @MondySpartan
      @MondySpartan 8 лет назад +65

      +victor demors I already knew it's German from the beginning. I don't understand German but I knew it by looking at the word "krasse forschung" which seemed to be a German word and also German annotations

    • @DeadPollo
      @DeadPollo 8 лет назад +20

      +victor demors Gordon FreierMann

    • @CarterG4Y
      @CarterG4Y 8 лет назад +43

      I just realized, the voice at the beginning says "Willkommen to Black Mesa", which is German, of course.

    • @zeushausepl8693
      @zeushausepl8693 8 лет назад +18

      yeah Ich bin alyx

  • @PutrickStir
    @PutrickStir 6 лет назад +4304

    I want someone to make a half life mod that replaces the gunshot sound effect with the "bam" sound effect in this video

    • @AdrianCuyubambaDiaz
      @AdrianCuyubambaDiaz 5 лет назад +125

      Putrick Stir you could do it yourself, just record the "bang bang" audio and then replace it with the gunshot audio in the half-life files :)

    • @MohOEM
      @MohOEM 5 лет назад +35

      Yeah, just record of file of the BamBam you want and replace the shooting file found in sound/weapons files

    • @Felipe_Castilho
      @Felipe_Castilho 5 лет назад +18

      Very easy to be done

    • @brandonb5105
      @brandonb5105 5 лет назад +6

      RaTcHeT302 are you an illegal immigrant

    • @basstrap6818
      @basstrap6818 5 лет назад +3

      @@RaTcHeT302 do you live under a rock?

  • @toaster9922
    @toaster9922 4 года назад +3410

    i demand a 30 second sequel now yhat we have HL: Alyx

    • @mrduck1817
      @mrduck1817 4 года назад +95

      No need we need only 10 sec as the story only went ahead 10 seconds

    • @blockydoesstuff8188
      @blockydoesstuff8188 4 года назад +48

      i mean the guy hasn’t uploaded in 9 years.

    • @noname-ov8lm
      @noname-ov8lm 4 года назад +46

      Blah Blah Blah Ms Vance

    • @royliber3824
      @royliber3824 4 года назад +26

      "BLAH BLAH BLAH, MISS VANCE"

    • @NIL_1107
      @NIL_1107 4 года назад +8

      Episode 2 and Alex

  • @Aha5653ch.
    @Aha5653ch. Год назад +134

    its been 16 years and its still masterpiece...
    Edit : wow 86 likes but still look like no half life 3

    • @KafshakTashtak
      @KafshakTashtak Год назад +3

      I just came back to watch this again.

    • @thespacexplorer6552
      @thespacexplorer6552 11 месяцев назад +2

      watched it for the first time after just having completed both half life 1 and 2, this is truly a masterpiece, not just in the acting, but how true to the game it actually is.

    • @Thewildone-rc2ke
      @Thewildone-rc2ke 5 месяцев назад

      I just got recommended this and your right it is a masterpiece.

  • @couldntthinkofagoodnamesoi8357
    @couldntthinkofagoodnamesoi8357 9 лет назад +1956

    "Blah, blah, blah, Mr. Freeman."
    I died

  • @ripnob
    @ripnob 3 года назад +1251

    Half life in 60 seconds
    Half life 1 was in 30 seconds
    HALF MINUTE

    • @Fenixias
      @Fenixias 3 года назад +34

      Half Life 3 confirmed!

    • @agusanto162
      @agusanto162 3 года назад +8

      @@Fenixias
      Dear God...
      There's more
      No...

    • @hitmondle
      @hitmondle 3 года назад +3

      Ha ha ha a h a a. I get it.

    • @golden_manzen
      @golden_manzen 2 года назад

      HAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAAHAH HAHAHAHAAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAAH

    • @adityasorigami9284
      @adityasorigami9284 2 года назад +1

      No 26 seconds

  • @RenatusAnimation
    @RenatusAnimation 5 лет назад +718

    "Blab blah blah, Mr. Freeman."
    The G-man is truly the most wise man I have ever met.

    • @zavulon422
      @zavulon422 4 года назад +2

      He's not human, you know.

    • @RenatusAnimation
      @RenatusAnimation 4 года назад +6

      @@zavulon422 Ah, yes, it's almost as if it were a joke, eh?

    • @Tengohueva88
      @Tengohueva88 2 года назад +1

      @@zavulon422 do you realize that there is something called “jokes” right ?

    • @ultmatepotato
      @ultmatepotato 2 года назад +6

      Ger-man

    • @Poopenfarden
      @Poopenfarden 2 года назад +5

      @@zavulon422 🤓

  • @averageraviolienjoyer1884
    @averageraviolienjoyer1884 Год назад +142

    Gordon doesn’t need to hear all this, he’s a highly trained professional!

    • @Dr.Freeman...
      @Dr.Freeman... Год назад

      ...

    • @dave4253
      @dave4253 21 час назад

      We've assured the Administrator that nothing will go wrong.

  • @elweewee
    @elweewee 3 года назад +1300

    13 years ago and this is still god tier.

  • @insertname3293
    @insertname3293 4 года назад +882

    why did youtube take 12 years to recommend me this masterpiece

  • @willsavage4429
    @willsavage4429 7 лет назад +498

    I don't speak German.
    ...
    Loved it 11/10

    • @jozinek876
      @jozinek876 5 лет назад +4

      Ich spreche ein bisschen Deutsch, aber nicht viel.

    • @LoneWolf-ud5jx
      @LoneWolf-ud5jx 5 лет назад +1

      @@jozinek876 what?

    • @Elijah_Gillard
      @Elijah_Gillard 5 лет назад +1

      or do u mean G MAN

    • @kozelrc3225
      @kozelrc3225 5 лет назад

      9/11

    • @DextremeArrow
      @DextremeArrow 5 лет назад +2

      Will Savage wait it was German, I thought it was just a made up language for the video

  • @AleksWorkshop
    @AleksWorkshop Год назад +24

    My younger self has to be at least 3M of the total views

  • @toasty3dcommunicationsinc.938
    @toasty3dcommunicationsinc.938 6 лет назад +1923

    1 min=60 sec, video is 63 sec 63-60=3
    half life 3 confirmed

  • @CastledCard
    @CastledCard 7 лет назад +653

    The fact its German gibberish makes it better

  • @Mojixen
    @Mojixen 3 года назад +819

    "Germany barney isn't real and exists he can't hurt you"
    Germany barney: 0:38

  • @Soviet_unionEdits
    @Soviet_unionEdits 4 дня назад +10

    Why does this get recommended to me in 2024

  • @sheriffthiccos9595
    @sheriffthiccos9595 9 лет назад +1921

    BLA BLA BLA Mister Freeman XD

    • @wolftetsu4504
      @wolftetsu4504 8 лет назад +5

      +Teodor Manolov dat ending do :D

    • @-_Nuke_-
      @-_Nuke_- 8 лет назад +2

      +Teodor Manolov jholidis.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/b8af92da984b8f074aef4360f6c4cf83.jpg

    • @skullcer6136
      @skullcer6136 8 лет назад

      +Teodor Manolov i thougt he said time mr freeman? hmm

    • @sheriffthiccos9595
      @sheriffthiccos9595 8 лет назад

      Skullnationfilms Nope.avi

    • @jonparkes9205
      @jonparkes9205 8 лет назад +1

      He say's Time Dr Freemnan? Is it really that time again?

  • @VaruKozuka
    @VaruKozuka 5 лет назад +462

    This is how you make a "in a nutshell" video, really short and on point

  • @k0bra682
    @k0bra682 3 года назад +429

    0:47 for some reason, this cracked me up...

  • @Sabbalab92
    @Sabbalab92 3 дня назад +3

    "Blah blah blah, Mr. Freeman."
    All these years later, that still cracks me up.

  • @Barret161
    @Barret161 4 года назад +390

    This is from the german TV-Show "Game One", which was canceled and re-build as "Game Two".

    • @Salerias
      @Salerias 3 года назад +18

      It was from Giga Games and from Simon Krätschmer (now at Game Two and before at Game One)

    • @Barret161
      @Barret161 3 года назад +5

      @@Salerias Oh? I thought I saw it on Game One not Giga Games, but it's been a long time so I guess you are right. Thanks to clarify that.

    • @4Astaroth
      @4Astaroth 3 года назад +4

      @@Barret161 /watch?v=y_D3ORE97LU Hier ist das Making of von Simon. :)

    • @Barret161
      @Barret161 3 года назад +3

      @@4Astaroth The video already had a thumbs up from me and I remember seeing it, but it wasn't clear to me it originates from Giga Games. But thanks for the link! :)

    • @4Astaroth
      @4Astaroth 3 года назад

      @@Barret161 I think it was made for Game One. I gotta watch the Almost Daily again to verify that.

  • @kopfnicker5346
    @kopfnicker5346 3 года назад +373

    Fun fact: At 0:04 it says "Krasse Forschung" in the background. Which means something like "badass/awesome research"

    • @freshdumbi999
      @freshdumbi999 3 года назад +20

      Was fürn scheiss funfact

    • @Spongi_124
      @Spongi_124 2 года назад +7

      Das nennst du ein "Fun" Fact?

    • @Winrarnt
      @Winrarnt 2 года назад +14

      Wow! What a fun fact for people who don't speak German!

    • @IAhmadGT
      @IAhmadGT 2 года назад +2

      Thats Really Cool

    • @kepiblop
      @kepiblop 2 года назад +1

      alyx also says ich bin alyx i think

  • @wdaswwqads
    @wdaswwqads 10 лет назад +511

    Guys unfortunately there won't be Half Life 3. Gordon Freeman's voice actor is dead :(

    • @willis3045
      @willis3045 10 лет назад +25

      James Bond LOL, there is no voice actor!

    • @HarlemHusky
      @HarlemHusky 10 лет назад +58

      Andy Willis There is actually a voice actor for Gordon. Believe it or not, there's also a voice actor for Chell (from Portal).

    • @generalrubbish9513
      @generalrubbish9513 10 лет назад +3

      He always was.

    • @TheHAARPfacility101
      @TheHAARPfacility101 10 лет назад +2

      Kek'd

    • @PERILEX
      @PERILEX 10 лет назад +1

      *SHIT!*

  • @arandomguyonthenet5941
    @arandomguyonthenet5941 2 года назад +57

    after 15 years this is still epic

  • @RidinDirtyRollinBurnouts
    @RidinDirtyRollinBurnouts 3 года назад +92

    The algorithm brought us back together for this reunion. Let us never forget this gem

  • @tincturdiode
    @tincturdiode 5 лет назад +6785

    Man

    • @ticki23
      @ticki23 4 года назад +115

      It's from some Guys that Made a German gaming TV Show. You should Look Up "rocketbeans" "gameone" and "badshit insanity japano Gedöns"

    • @TheWesternFountain
      @TheWesternFountain 4 года назад +270

      THIS IS GERMAN!?
      I always thought it was gibberish!

    • @ticki23
      @ticki23 4 года назад +210

      @@TheWesternFountain well it is gibberish... but German gibberish.

    • @xeyyyyy9797
      @xeyyyyy9797 4 года назад +116

      @@TheWesternFountain i knew it was german when alyx said "ich bin alyx"

    • @SONGOKU02
      @SONGOKU02 4 года назад +25

      @@ticki23 No its not. They talk in normal german most of the time.

  • @angryscotsman1354
    @angryscotsman1354 5 лет назад +484

    11 years ago? I remember watching this shit as a kid!

  • @N0bdi3
    @N0bdi3 11 месяцев назад +5

    Gmod animation be like:
    Btw I love how some gmod animations are funny, stupid, and chaotic I love that. Gmod has some charm.

  • @KirillMolotok
    @KirillMolotok 2 года назад +332

    After 14 years, this is still perfect

  • @snowrose124
    @snowrose124 7 лет назад +743

    OMG!!! WHAT A OUTSTANDING SPEEDRUN!!!!!!! NOBODY CAN BEAT IT!!!!

  • @spacegnome
    @spacegnome 10 дней назад +13

    Who is here after Half Life 2 20th anniversary

  • @Orthestral
    @Orthestral 8 лет назад +44

    The auto-generated subtitles managed to get "Blah blah blah, Mr. Freeman" correctly.

  • @mr.mann.7519
    @mr.mann.7519 4 года назад +324

    I think you mean..
    HL1: *something bad happens, Gordon saves day.*
    HL2 (spoilers): *Something bad happens, Gordon commits severe destruction of property and saves the day.*

    • @Yetipfote
      @Yetipfote 4 года назад +14

      You mean "Gordon does a great deal in a short time span" :)

    • @CargoCommando
      @CargoCommando 4 года назад +3

      spoiler warnings for a 16 year old game?

    • @mr.mann.7519
      @mr.mann.7519 4 года назад

      @@CargoCommando im not even done with the game dude.
      but seriously my spoiler warning was commiting severe destruction of property

    • @CargoCommando
      @CargoCommando 4 года назад

      @@mr.mann.7519 you commented 7 months ago on a 16 year old game and you aren't done with it yet ._. bro

    • @mr.mann.7519
      @mr.mann.7519 3 года назад

      @@Hazgoblin fact

  • @multibotoqln5573
    @multibotoqln5573 6 лет назад +302

    11 years later and this is still hillarious

    • @sdhsis9595
      @sdhsis9595 5 лет назад +1

      *
      hilarious

    • @michalbochenski4329
      @michalbochenski4329 2 года назад +1

      14 years now

    • @SomeGrunt_On_Youtube
      @SomeGrunt_On_Youtube 2 года назад +1

      The fact that i didnt know this was in german back then and i thought they were speaking gibberish made it more funnier

  • @WaaDoku
    @WaaDoku 2 месяца назад +6

    So hilarious that no one knows the original creators at Game One in Germany (first game-focused TV show in Germany, now called Rocket Beans TV)

  • @Wircea
    @Wircea 10 лет назад +101

    Best sound effects.
    EVER.

    • @Knapperoni
      @Knapperoni 10 лет назад +14

      My favorites were the gun noises

    • @mediscout
      @mediscout 10 лет назад +9

      bam ba bam

  • @ch1ppychipp
    @ch1ppychipp 5 лет назад +66

    0:57 Me when theres not much time to explain something

  • @ComputerClan
    @ComputerClan 14 лет назад +36

    This is my favorite quote from Gordon Freeman: ""

  • @LemoMage
    @LemoMage Год назад +4

    Вы тоже просто сидели и это появилось у вас в рекомендациях?
    Если честно, вы можете считать себя удачливым человеком, ведь это было создано 15 ЛЕТ НАЗАД!

  •  7 лет назад +427

    Still good.

    • @mrleiwand
      @mrleiwand 7 лет назад +5

      Kommentiermon :O

    • @lisavogel7860
      @lisavogel7860 6 лет назад +3

      Simon Krätschmer
      *Old, but gold!*

    • @xXxLYnXxXx
      @xXxLYnXxXx 6 лет назад +2

      Heute zum 20. Geburtstag von HL mal wieder gegeben ... Still good :)

    • @MasterOfPeeing
      @MasterOfPeeing 6 лет назад +2

      Simon Krätschmer is it still good?

    • @adaozpercin7544
      @adaozpercin7544 5 лет назад

      Fuck you

  • @charadreemurrlolgamer_3d654
    @charadreemurrlolgamer_3d654 5 лет назад +262

    Still makes Me laugh
    0:50 lol

  • @gEck0_
    @gEck0_ 8 лет назад +130

    Those sound effects tho.

  • @EnclaveSergeantArchDornan
    @EnclaveSergeantArchDornan 3 года назад +98

    0:32 ah yes that is the best music ive ever heard
    probaly should've added this. turn captions on to see what im saying.

    • @adummyguy
      @adummyguy 3 года назад +7

      0:47 no

    • @Grandtrunkboi4070
      @Grandtrunkboi4070 3 года назад

      Strider sed woooooooooooooooooo

    • @gamesgo6724
      @gamesgo6724 3 года назад +1

      musik

    • @ENG-CT4982
      @ENG-CT4982 3 года назад

      Musik

    • @Yharek
      @Yharek 3 года назад

      Musik 😨😨🤩🤩🥵🤮🙀🙀🙀😤😤🤣🤣😹😹😹

  • @glitchtrapsansoldchannel7188
    @glitchtrapsansoldchannel7188 4 года назад +104

    0:57 Gman when he talks a lot in a nutshell

    • @MattRTGB
      @MattRTGB 3 года назад +11

      *Time, Dr. Freeman? Is it really that time again? It seems as if you only just arrived. You've done a great deal in a small time-span. You've done so well, in fact, that I've received some interesting offers for your services. Ordinarily I wouldn't contemplate them, but these are extra-ordinary times, hm? Rather than offer you the illusion of free choice, I will take the liberty of choo-sing-for-you... if, and when, your time comes round again. I do apologize for what must seem to you an arbitrary imposition, Dr. Freeman. I trust it will all make sense to you in the course of… well, I'm really not at liberty to say. In the meantime, this is where I get off*

  • @TBrizzle01
    @TBrizzle01 3 года назад +90

    I like finding the old Half Life videos. It hits a bit different when you know that you're dealing with the OG fans.

  • @johndafuni
    @johndafuni 3 месяца назад +4

    i think i lost my 2 remaining braincells watching this but it was worth it lmao

  • @cotox7765
    @cotox7765 6 лет назад +43

    "Blah Blah blah, Mr Freeman"
    © G-Man

  • @tottyamadeus591
    @tottyamadeus591 7 лет назад +59

    Ah Ah Staiyn' Alive *Ahhh* 5secs later
    *BLAH BLAH BLAH MR. FREEMAN*

  • @EonHSD
    @EonHSD 8 лет назад +407

    GIVE BACK THIS ACCOUNT!

    • @sipinosapa
      @sipinosapa 8 лет назад +1

      Wat?

    • @MrNuker-ku4md
      @MrNuker-ku4md 8 лет назад +44

      fuck hackers

    • @SONGOKU02
      @SONGOKU02 8 лет назад +10

      +Krieg0re And the best thing is, this Video ist also stolen.

    • @SONGOKU02
      @SONGOKU02 8 лет назад +9

      *****
      Oh well. But the Video is also from Simon Kraetschmer. Also commented in the Credits. He is a german game reporter.

    • @gordon--freeman
      @gordon--freeman 8 лет назад

      where is barney

  • @ArchLars
    @ArchLars Год назад +8

    This is 15 years old, and HL3 is still not out.

  • @0fg4
    @0fg4 5 лет назад +444

    November 1st 2007.
    You have just finished Episode Two, can't wait to play Episode Three.
    You don't know yet that the franchise is already dead.
    But you have a whole decade to make peace with it.
    That, you also don't know.
    Yet...
    ...yet, 13 years later, when you've already lost all hope and (seemingly) moved on, Valve, out of the blue, announces A NEW GAME IN THE FRANCHISE. You are a grown person now, probably with a spouse and kids, YET you're considering saving up for a VR headset. You are old and happy. Just like Gaben in that interview.

    • @naglismalisauskas1779
      @naglismalisauskas1779 5 лет назад +24

      lol it hurts to read

    • @annellora
      @annellora 5 лет назад +3

      I played HL for the first time this summer and I feel really bad for those who want HL3 or HL2:E3 at least. I decided that it would be too technologically advanced for my computer so I don't want this to ever come out.
      But you people are brave.

    • @ItsAnH
      @ItsAnH 5 лет назад +19

      @@annellora They missed their chance to release episode 3 in that 3-4 year window where the fanbase would have accepted it, regardless of how it turned out. People still believe that Valve is waiting for VR to become huge so that they can create the next best thing, but if you look at Valve's history regarding Half-Life, there are reasonable doubts that Valve even cares about it anymore.

    • @Nasfelia
      @Nasfelia 5 лет назад +15

      ... It's not, apparently.

    • @long_chin_man
      @long_chin_man 5 лет назад +21

      half life: alyx just got announced

  • @Neuwey331
    @Neuwey331 3 года назад +96

    0:09 GAWDON FRIMAN

    • @h4ppyc
      @h4ppyc 3 года назад +3

      GANDON EBANIY

  • @muratyigit152
    @muratyigit152 2 года назад +10

    "Blah blah blah, Mr. Freeman"
    -Gman 15 years ago

  • @gordonfreeman7163
    @gordonfreeman7163 6 дней назад +7

    When did this get 17 years old

  • @nikbinsadegh
    @nikbinsadegh 5 лет назад +39

    didnt even notice this was in german until the "hei ich bin alyx"

    • @PC-tan
      @PC-tan 4 года назад +3

      Was that an early clue to let us know about the existence of Half Life Alyx?

  • @akronred648
    @akronred648 4 года назад +36

    Why is this gem in my recommended thirteen whole years later?

    • @Krisztian08
      @Krisztian08 4 года назад

      Dunno

    • @zavulon422
      @zavulon422 4 года назад +1

      Just imagine how many hidden treasures are somewhere there
      Marble machine
      Badger badger badger
      This too shall pass
      10 styles of metal
      I've recalled these ones in few minutes and they are all about music.

  • @jacksongibbs8998
    @jacksongibbs8998 3 года назад +78

    The fact that this video isn’t in English makes it all the more funny.

    • @gildg7806
      @gildg7806 Год назад

      Somehow most of it is understandable to English speakers the only really obvious part is when barnie gives him the crowbar that stands out as decidedly not English but still funny.

  • @Golden7920
    @Golden7920 6 дней назад +2

    "Bla Bla Bla mister freeman" hits different

  • @PowerCat
    @PowerCat 3 года назад +114

    0:14-0:19 still funniest part

  • @vxscarr
    @vxscarr 9 лет назад +406

    Valve = 5 letters.
    Valve rhymes with Talve.
    'Talve' means 'winter' in Estonian.
    Estonia is next to Russia.
    Stalin was the leader of Russia.
    'Stalin' sounds like "stalling"
    The word "stall" also has 5 letters.
    COINCIDENCE? I think not.
    But what does this have to do with Half Life 3?
    Stalin was in charge of a country.
    Valve's employee, Yanis Varoufakis, is in charge of the economy of Greece.
    Greece's army consists of three branches.
    Three.
    Three, as in the Android app "Threes".
    Google is in charge of the Android app store.
    Google's logo consists of the colors red, green, blue and orange.
    Half-Life's logo is orange.
    Do you know what else is orange? That's right.
    The color orange.
    There's three letters in the first three letters of the word "orange".
    Oranges are fruits.
    "Fruit" in Javanese language is "woh".
    'Woh' has 3 letters.
    Woh = orange, 3 letters.
    Half-Life 3 confirmed.

    • @HaloIsMinecraft
      @HaloIsMinecraft 9 лет назад +40

      The best part is this makes sense

    • @TsaritsaLuna
      @TsaritsaLuna 9 лет назад +10

      I did not know there were three letters in the first three letters of the word orange.

    • @xxXX666Santy666XXxx
      @xxXX666Santy666XXxx 9 лет назад +1

      Ainsley Barriot I read it with the confirmed videos synthetic voice

    • @usernametaken4023
      @usernametaken4023 9 лет назад +3

      HOLY SHIT THIS BLEW MY MIND

    • @silenx764
      @silenx764 9 лет назад +1

      Ainsley Barriot Talve is not winter Talv is

  • @electromgl5511
    @electromgl5511 6 лет назад +39

    Best part so far
    "Blah Blah Blah Mr.Freeman"

  • @somerandumguy
    @somerandumguy 6 дней назад +2

    the sound effects made me feel fully immersed in the experience, ten out of ten!

  • @cronotekk9193
    @cronotekk9193 10 лет назад +215

    Wait...
    This video is 1:03 minutes long
    1(0)=0
    0+3=3
    Half life 3 confirmed
    EDIT: If one more person points out that the last 3 seconds are credits...

    • @Coozium
      @Coozium 10 лет назад +5

      u mean luuminadi cunfirmd?

    • @MazzaAzi
      @MazzaAzi 10 лет назад

      coffsyr luuminadi have 3 corners= hl3 comfirmed

    • @thephoenixgamerYT
      @thephoenixgamerYT 10 лет назад

      Nef Piss off. -_-

    • @Coozium
      @Coozium 10 лет назад

      The Phoenix Gamer i'll piss where i want.

    • @Logicalspy
      @Logicalspy 10 лет назад

      Nef
      Illuminati*

  • @DoubleRealitian
    @DoubleRealitian 5 лет назад +63

    ahh, what a wonderful 11 years of its existance, i still love it.

    • @gulpbiys5705
      @gulpbiys5705 2 года назад

      No yet ruclips.net/video/w_YaUQJAQSU/видео.html . ,

  • @shoolepak
    @shoolepak 9 лет назад +89

    0:03 is this a lawn mover?

    • @superhydroweston
      @superhydroweston 9 лет назад +21

      The resonance cascade was caused cause Freeman sticked a lawn mower into the anti mass spectrometer

    • @shoolepak
      @shoolepak 9 лет назад +9

      full of nutella

    • @superhydroweston
      @superhydroweston 9 лет назад

      ***** Heh, that actually happened, it was my tie though... HE OWES ME A NEW ONE!

    • @Walternity
      @Walternity 9 лет назад +1

      Black Mesa Scientist SQUAD GET HIM!

    • @edbo10
      @edbo10 9 лет назад +1

      Black Mesa Scientist I thought it was cause gordon frohman jabbed a wedge of cheese

  • @shawn7684
    @shawn7684 9 дней назад +2

    Did someone seriously try to summerize all of Half-Life without showing ONE air vent?
    This is a serious oversight!

  • @bAcKiNBlAcK187
    @bAcKiNBlAcK187 8 лет назад +40

    Gebt Jakob Rompkowski verdammt nochmal seinen Kanal zurück!

  • @sus7270
    @sus7270 3 года назад +54

    "Ha!"
    "Ich Bin Alyx."
    -Alyx, '07

  • @h3llc4t34
    @h3llc4t34 3 года назад +16

    This is gonna get recommended to everyone over and over again throughout the years lol

  • @AC_707.C
    @AC_707.C Год назад +23

    1:00 Blah blah blah me.freeman

  • @JuggernautWare
    @JuggernautWare 3 года назад +109

    Ютуб возвращает меня во времена молодости...

    • @serhii8117
      @serhii8117 3 года назад +13

      Я как только заметил это видео , эту картинку на привью ... у меня в ту же секунду воспоминания из детства начали мелькать ...

    • @stupidbastard000
      @stupidbastard000 3 года назад +3

      Yes

    • @serhii8117
      @serhii8117 3 года назад +1

      @@gottagofastfaster ты гуманитарий?
      Видео залито 13 лет назад , хочешь сказать его смотрели 2х летние ?

    • @vector_pleevich1925
      @vector_pleevich1925 3 года назад

      @@serhii8117 всм, в мире одни 15 летние чтоли?

    • @serhii8117
      @serhii8117 3 года назад +1

      @@vector_pleevich1925 человек , которому я ответил, судя по всему, удалил свой коммент , потому как оказался не прав.

  • @ramiroruggeri7710
    @ramiroruggeri7710 4 года назад +19

    Back in 2009 or 2010 RUclips would recommend me this in the main page. And you wanna know something funny? Today for the 1st time I watched it! And I find this fucking superb and hilarious!

    • @dudedogdawg8024
      @dudedogdawg8024 3 года назад

      You could've commented before and seen it now

    • @Krisztian08
      @Krisztian08 2 года назад

      So I'm not the only one who does this

  • @Sam-up1fu
    @Sam-up1fu 5 лет назад +24

    When Half Life comes back 12 years later....

  • @YourMothersFavouriteTerminal
    @YourMothersFavouriteTerminal 5 месяцев назад +2

    16 years ago,
    looks like a modern day shitpost

  • @smithdamiens7344
    @smithdamiens7344 5 лет назад +38

    Regular half life : Normal talking.
    This half life : I'm the globglogabgalab

  • @sam63333
    @sam63333 5 лет назад +342

    Ich grüße den Simon, der hier täglich Kommentare ließt xD

    • @godsmackfalcon2544
      @godsmackfalcon2544 5 лет назад +1

      gtfo

    • @godsmackfalcon2544
      @godsmackfalcon2544 5 лет назад

      @@KickOnYT only kids call other ppl kids #roasted

    • @godsmackfalcon2544
      @godsmackfalcon2544 5 лет назад

      @@KickOnYT rooofll qq more crybaby I like seeing ppl like u get butthurt 😂😂😘

    • @4Astaroth
      @4Astaroth 5 лет назад +14

      Wie freundlich. Grüße auch an Jay der die Animationen gemacht hat. Ein echtes deutsches Qualitätsprodukt.

    • @simonpeckskamp6493
      @simonpeckskamp6493 4 года назад

      Lol ich heiße simon, aber sehr es zum ersten mal

  • @fierplayer5666
    @fierplayer5666 4 года назад +40

    Translation (Literally)
    0:01 Welcome in Black Mesa
    0:30 Welcome in City 17
    0:35 Hi!, i am Alyx
    0:39 Do this alone
    0:46 (the english Translation dosent make sense so... Nohnting to See here :D)
    1:01 Ton= Sound
    Konzept= concept

    • @aratzheltv
      @aratzheltv 4 года назад +16

      00:46 means: "on the nuts"

    • @termozoid6248
      @termozoid6248 4 года назад +10

      And that means fuck it

  • @jacobdoesstuff_ig
    @jacobdoesstuff_ig Месяц назад +1

    The German in this just makes it so much better.

  • @SpoozWhale
    @SpoozWhale 10 лет назад +33

    This video was made in about 60 seconds, 60 can be divided by 3, half life 3 confirmed

    • @WeaselsU
      @WeaselsU 10 лет назад +1

      Or... Half life 2 episode 1 + 2

    • @slycoopers4257
      @slycoopers4257 10 лет назад

      AceOfSpades GamingChannel no half life 3

    • @DeepDiveDevin
      @DeepDiveDevin 10 лет назад

      You don't know how long it takes to animate stuff, even as basic as this.

  • @HankRichard
    @HankRichard 2 года назад +15

    14 years later this still holds up
    I want more half life

  • @axoezrandom7454
    @axoezrandom7454 5 лет назад +11

    Bla bla bla Mr.Freeman
    that cured my depression 😂😂

  • @reig36
    @reig36 3 месяца назад +2

    why is this recommended to me 16 years later

  • @furry_drochila333
    @furry_drochila333 4 года назад +21

    Blah blah blah mister freeman.
    -phrase of the greatests

  • @Astrophysics
    @Astrophysics 9 лет назад +106

    It's instead of 60 secs it's 1:03 min!!!!! HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED

    • @SCP-iq7px
      @SCP-iq7px 9 лет назад +1

      1:04
      HALF LIFE 4 CONFIRMED!

    • @lazy7279
      @lazy7279 9 лет назад

      +SCP 173 crap dont close my eyes or blink

    • @TDRR_Gamez
      @TDRR_Gamez 9 лет назад +2

      Wait.. did u see dat... 1 + 4 = 3... LOOMINARTY AND PERFECT MATH CONFIRMED

    • @Misty994
      @Misty994 9 лет назад +2

      +Candy Games 3 seconds of credits, so the actual animation bit is 1 minute.

    • @MateuszJasik
      @MateuszJasik 8 лет назад

      +SCP 173 It's possible that Gaben doesn't know number 3.

  • @nikothecat4500
    @nikothecat4500 4 года назад +14

    12 years later and this is still popping up in my recommendations

  • @catmangames878
    @catmangames878 11 месяцев назад +4

    wow 16 years?! and its STILL THIS GOOD?!

  • @revine9243
    @revine9243 3 года назад +21

    Gordon, we have successfully defeated all of the U.S. Military

  • @exotictrash2234
    @exotictrash2234 5 лет назад +19

    my god I can't believe this popped up in my recommended I haven't seen this in years