HALF LIFE IN 60 SECONDS

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  • Опубликовано: 9 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 23 тыс.

  • @thinkingthingxii2061
    @thinkingthingxii2061 3 года назад +4147

    the most 2000s internet video i have ever seen

    • @deisk2707
      @deisk2707 3 года назад +28

      Your pfp fits really well what you said.

    • @Fostrkan
      @Fostrkan 3 года назад +6

      @@deisk2707 lol

    • @JoelitoStriker
      @JoelitoStriker 3 года назад +20

      It even looks like an early newgrounds animation

    • @Kinard007
      @Kinard007 3 года назад +5

      @@JoelitoStriker the good old days

    • @Canderson_Beats
      @Canderson_Beats 2 года назад +1

      Because It is

  • @stalk8r
    @stalk8r 8 лет назад +1709

    How the fuck did youtube algorithm suddenly throw this at me after 9 years.

  • @agnel47
    @agnel47 5 лет назад +3733

    Old RUclips is the best RUclips.

    • @Sph_611
      @Sph_611 4 года назад +7

      Yep.

    • @crazemate
      @crazemate 4 года назад +10

      @@onurbaran41 no millennial go back to watching ryan toy reviews

    • @andylynx007
      @andylynx007 4 года назад +33

      @@onurbaran41 he's kinda right though, after COPPA implementation, RUclipsrs are becoming "online babysitters"

    • @muratgun6469
      @muratgun6469 4 года назад +5

      @@onurbaran41 ok newborn

    • @deadacc1367
      @deadacc1367 4 года назад +21

      Yeah now days comments is full shitty like beggars and people using overused jokes

  • @traffecone
    @traffecone Год назад +923

    No joke, Gmans speeches are so motivational. "Blah blah blah Mr Freeman" really got me considering my life, and how I can improve it.

  • @somebodystolemytoast5885
    @somebodystolemytoast5885 4 года назад +12720

    Fun fact: 13 years later and nobody managed to beat this run to this day.

    • @CoolBluBoi
      @CoolBluBoi 4 года назад +321

      he beat half life 1, and 2 in 60 seconds

    • @brixxconnor3411
      @brixxconnor3411 4 года назад +125

      @@CoolBluBoi now that's halved minute.

    • @CoolBluBoi
      @CoolBluBoi 3 года назад +26

      @Niko Arabe This video was before HL:A Was made.

    • @hawksquadron7302
      @hawksquadron7302 3 года назад +11

      glitchless runs are way harder bro

    • @ticklingballs
      @ticklingballs 3 года назад +9

      @@CoolBluBoi yeah this video was made in 2007 and HL:A was made in 2020

  • @ex_leitoleo
    @ex_leitoleo 8 лет назад +15141

    "Blah Blah Blah Mr Freeman"
    -Gman

  • @dwarvenmoray
    @dwarvenmoray 4 года назад +4236

    "Blah Blah Blah, Mr. Freeman."
    - Gman aka. German Man

    • @missingno2401
      @missingno2401 3 года назад +142

      or ger man

    • @xlop8997
      @xlop8997 3 года назад +8

      @@missingno2401 ???

    • @йанитаск
      @йанитаск 3 года назад +37

      Government-man

    • @dwarvenmoray
      @dwarvenmoray 3 года назад +52

      @@йанитаск That's what he wants you to think. He is the Ger-man. He wants to use the Combine for interuniversal control. So unless you want all of us little weinerschnitzels to become bratwurst, than you better go eat your kartoffelsalat!

    • @g-man4120
      @g-man4120 3 года назад +6

      E

  • @Uhmmm-hp6eu
    @Uhmmm-hp6eu Год назад +572

    This isn't a goofy video, this is a history documentary.

    • @WeAintJokinHere
      @WeAintJokinHere Год назад +9

      Wise words from wise hamburger 🍔

    • @sergeydid9413
      @sergeydid9413 6 месяцев назад +5

      In fact, this is my childhood, so yeah, it's history

  • @Tydusis1
    @Tydusis1 4 года назад +9531

    Ah, an elegant video, from a more civilized age.

    • @at1laztheaveragefurry
      @at1laztheaveragefurry 3 года назад +14

      ruclips.net/video/-1yzoiUIGGs/видео.html

    • @TheObject268
      @TheObject268 3 года назад +91

      rip filthyfrank

    • @gottagofastfaster
      @gottagofastfaster 3 года назад +35

      @@at1laztheaveragefurry Yeah that video referring to those who trying to be smart, so they get more attention.
      Also there are more of those "this might be got from my recommendation, guys please give an attention".

    • @jacksongibbs8998
      @jacksongibbs8998 3 года назад +85

      Then everything changed when the sjws attacked.

    • @elcalabozodelandroide2
      @elcalabozodelandroide2 3 года назад +24

      Gmod ?
      Well , thats a name that i havent heard in a long time

  • @shapeswitch_mood7221
    @shapeswitch_mood7221 4 года назад +2548

    "Blah Blah Blah Mr.Freeman."
    Matpat: *Mind-blowing*

  • @DeadPollo
    @DeadPollo 8 лет назад +3705

    after 8 years i just realised...
    ...
    ... IT'S GERMAN!

    • @drilonkupina8071
      @drilonkupina8071 8 лет назад +31

      OMG!!!1!!!11!

    • @MondySpartan
      @MondySpartan 8 лет назад +63

      +victor demors I already knew it's German from the beginning. I don't understand German but I knew it by looking at the word "krasse forschung" which seemed to be a German word and also German annotations

    • @DeadPollo
      @DeadPollo 8 лет назад +20

      +victor demors Gordon FreierMann

    • @CarterG4Y
      @CarterG4Y 8 лет назад +40

      I just realized, the voice at the beginning says "Willkommen to Black Mesa", which is German, of course.

    • @zeushausepl8693
      @zeushausepl8693 8 лет назад +17

      yeah Ich bin alyx

  • @GabrielLopez-tw3hc
    @GabrielLopez-tw3hc 10 месяцев назад +186

    Half Life 1:
    0:01 Black Mesa Inbound
    0:02 Anomalous Materials
    0:04 Unforeseen Consequences
    0:10 Office Complex
    0:13 We got Hostiles
    0:19 Lambda Core
    0:21 Xen
    0:23 Nihilanth
    Half Life 2:
    0:27 Point Insertion
    0:36 A Red Letter Day
    0:38 Route Kanal
    0:42 Water Hazard
    0:44 Highway 17
    0:45 SandTraps
    0:46 Anticitizen One
    0:52 Our Benefactors
    0:54 Dark Energy
    0:56 Blah Blah Blah Mr Freemen
    0:59 End
    1:00 Credits

    • @Dino_Dwight
      @Dino_Dwight 6 месяцев назад +3

      Thx,i still have no idea.

    • @eaj-b2j
      @eaj-b2j 5 месяцев назад +1

      Nova Prospekt: why me... what did i.. DO?!

    • @WaaDoku
      @WaaDoku Месяц назад +3

      Interesting. I gotta play Half Life 2 again because I can't seem to remember the chapter called "Blah Blah Blah Mr Freemen"

  • @PutrickStir
    @PutrickStir 6 лет назад +4286

    I want someone to make a half life mod that replaces the gunshot sound effect with the "bam" sound effect in this video

    • @AdrianCuyubambaDiaz
      @AdrianCuyubambaDiaz 5 лет назад +124

      Putrick Stir you could do it yourself, just record the "bang bang" audio and then replace it with the gunshot audio in the half-life files :)

    • @MohOEM
      @MohOEM 5 лет назад +35

      Yeah, just record of file of the BamBam you want and replace the shooting file found in sound/weapons files

    • @Felipe_Castilho
      @Felipe_Castilho 5 лет назад +18

      Very easy to be done

    • @brandonb5105
      @brandonb5105 5 лет назад +6

      RaTcHeT302 are you an illegal immigrant

    • @basstrap6818
      @basstrap6818 5 лет назад +3

      @@RaTcHeT302 do you live under a rock?

  • @salt_factory7566
    @salt_factory7566 2 года назад +2866

    This video is old enough to be in high school. Just shows how time is a valuable thing, watch it fly by as the pendulum swings.

    • @barthiz
      @barthiz 2 года назад +101

      It starts with you...

    • @toaster_rtx1829
      @toaster_rtx1829 2 года назад

      I hate you for typing this… and I hate myself for understanding

    • @relinquiem
      @relinquiem 2 года назад +49

      I see what you did here...

    • @jamsywastaken
      @jamsywastaken 2 года назад +104

      Watch it count down to the end of the day, the clock ticks life away

    • @toaster_rtx1829
      @toaster_rtx1829 2 года назад +67

      @@jamsywastaken it’s so unreal

  • @toaster9922
    @toaster9922 4 года назад +3397

    i demand a 30 second sequel now yhat we have HL: Alyx

    • @mrduck1817
      @mrduck1817 4 года назад +93

      No need we need only 10 sec as the story only went ahead 10 seconds

    • @blockydoesstuff8188
      @blockydoesstuff8188 4 года назад +47

      i mean the guy hasn’t uploaded in 9 years.

    • @noname-ov8lm
      @noname-ov8lm 4 года назад +46

      Blah Blah Blah Ms Vance

    • @royliber3824
      @royliber3824 4 года назад +26

      "BLAH BLAH BLAH, MISS VANCE"

    • @NIL_1107
      @NIL_1107 4 года назад +8

      Episode 2 and Alex

  • @Aha5653ch.
    @Aha5653ch. Год назад +129

    its been 16 years and its still masterpiece...
    Edit : wow 86 likes but still look like no half life 3

    • @KafshakTashtak
      @KafshakTashtak 11 месяцев назад +3

      I just came back to watch this again.

    • @thespacexplorer6552
      @thespacexplorer6552 10 месяцев назад +2

      watched it for the first time after just having completed both half life 1 and 2, this is truly a masterpiece, not just in the acting, but how true to the game it actually is.

    • @Thewildone-rc2ke
      @Thewildone-rc2ke 4 месяца назад

      I just got recommended this and your right it is a masterpiece.

  • @couldntthinkofagoodnamesoi8357
    @couldntthinkofagoodnamesoi8357 9 лет назад +1946

    "Blah, blah, blah, Mr. Freeman."
    I died

  • @elweewee
    @elweewee 3 года назад +1300

    13 years ago and this is still god tier.

  • @RenatusAnimation
    @RenatusAnimation 5 лет назад +717

    "Blab blah blah, Mr. Freeman."
    The G-man is truly the most wise man I have ever met.

    • @zavulon422
      @zavulon422 4 года назад +2

      He's not human, you know.

    • @RenatusAnimation
      @RenatusAnimation 4 года назад +6

      @@zavulon422 Ah, yes, it's almost as if it were a joke, eh?

    • @Tengohueva88
      @Tengohueva88 2 года назад +1

      @@zavulon422 do you realize that there is something called “jokes” right ?

    • @ultmatepotato
      @ultmatepotato 2 года назад +6

      Ger-man

    • @Poopenfarden
      @Poopenfarden 2 года назад +5

      @@zavulon422 🤓

  • @averageraviolienjoyer1884
    @averageraviolienjoyer1884 Год назад +141

    Gordon doesn’t need to hear all this, he’s a highly trained professional!

  • @ripnob
    @ripnob 3 года назад +1245

    Half life in 60 seconds
    Half life 1 was in 30 seconds
    HALF MINUTE

    • @Fenixias
      @Fenixias 3 года назад +33

      Half Life 3 confirmed!

    • @agusanto162
      @agusanto162 3 года назад +8

      @@Fenixias
      Dear God...
      There's more
      No...

    • @hitmondle
      @hitmondle 3 года назад +3

      Ha ha ha a h a a. I get it.

    • @golden_manzen
      @golden_manzen 2 года назад

      HAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAAHAH HAHAHAHAAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAAH

    • @adityasorigami9284
      @adityasorigami9284 2 года назад +1

      No 26 seconds

  • @toasty3dcommunicationsinc.938
    @toasty3dcommunicationsinc.938 6 лет назад +1920

    1 min=60 sec, video is 63 sec 63-60=3
    half life 3 confirmed

  • @insertname3293
    @insertname3293 4 года назад +881

    why did youtube take 12 years to recommend me this masterpiece

  • @AleksWorkshop
    @AleksWorkshop Год назад +22

    My younger self has to be at least 3M of the total views

  • @VaruKozuka
    @VaruKozuka 5 лет назад +461

    This is how you make a "in a nutshell" video, really short and on point

  • @sheriffthiccos9595
    @sheriffthiccos9595 9 лет назад +1919

    BLA BLA BLA Mister Freeman XD

    • @wolftetsu4504
      @wolftetsu4504 8 лет назад +5

      +Teodor Manolov dat ending do :D

    • @-_Nuke_-
      @-_Nuke_- 8 лет назад +2

      +Teodor Manolov jholidis.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/b8af92da984b8f074aef4360f6c4cf83.jpg

    • @skullcer6136
      @skullcer6136 8 лет назад

      +Teodor Manolov i thougt he said time mr freeman? hmm

    • @sheriffthiccos9595
      @sheriffthiccos9595 8 лет назад

      Skullnationfilms Nope.avi

    • @jonparkes9205
      @jonparkes9205 8 лет назад +1

      He say's Time Dr Freemnan? Is it really that time again?

  • @willsavage4429
    @willsavage4429 7 лет назад +494

    I don't speak German.
    ...
    Loved it 11/10

    • @jozinek876
      @jozinek876 5 лет назад +4

      Ich spreche ein bisschen Deutsch, aber nicht viel.

    • @LoneWolf-ud5jx
      @LoneWolf-ud5jx 5 лет назад +1

      @@jozinek876 what?

    • @Elijah_Gillard
      @Elijah_Gillard 5 лет назад +1

      or do u mean G MAN

    • @kozelrc3225
      @kozelrc3225 5 лет назад

      9/11

    • @DextremeArrow
      @DextremeArrow 5 лет назад +2

      Will Savage wait it was German, I thought it was just a made up language for the video

  • @arandomguyonthenet5941
    @arandomguyonthenet5941 2 года назад +56

    after 15 years this is still epic

  • @k0bra682
    @k0bra682 3 года назад +426

    0:47 for some reason, this cracked me up...

  • @mojixen158
    @mojixen158 3 года назад +818

    "Germany barney isn't real and exists he can't hurt you"
    Germany barney: 0:38

  • @CastledCard
    @CastledCard 7 лет назад +652

    The fact its German gibberish makes it better

  • @ArchLars
    @ArchLars Год назад +8

    This is 15 years old, and HL3 is still not out.

  • @tincturdiode
    @tincturdiode 5 лет назад +6784

    Man

    • @ticki23
      @ticki23 4 года назад +115

      It's from some Guys that Made a German gaming TV Show. You should Look Up "rocketbeans" "gameone" and "badshit insanity japano Gedöns"

    • @TheWesternFountain
      @TheWesternFountain 4 года назад +271

      THIS IS GERMAN!?
      I always thought it was gibberish!

    • @ticki23
      @ticki23 4 года назад +211

      @@TheWesternFountain well it is gibberish... but German gibberish.

    • @xeyyyyy9797
      @xeyyyyy9797 4 года назад +116

      @@TheWesternFountain i knew it was german when alyx said "ich bin alyx"

    • @SONGOKU02
      @SONGOKU02 4 года назад +25

      @@ticki23 No its not. They talk in normal german most of the time.

  • @Barret161
    @Barret161 4 года назад +389

    This is from the german TV-Show "Game One", which was canceled and re-build as "Game Two".

    • @Salerias
      @Salerias 3 года назад +17

      It was from Giga Games and from Simon Krätschmer (now at Game Two and before at Game One)

    • @Barret161
      @Barret161 3 года назад +5

      @@Salerias Oh? I thought I saw it on Game One not Giga Games, but it's been a long time so I guess you are right. Thanks to clarify that.

    • @4Astaroth
      @4Astaroth 3 года назад +4

      @@Barret161 /watch?v=y_D3ORE97LU Hier ist das Making of von Simon. :)

    • @Barret161
      @Barret161 3 года назад +3

      @@4Astaroth The video already had a thumbs up from me and I remember seeing it, but it wasn't clear to me it originates from Giga Games. But thanks for the link! :)

    • @4Astaroth
      @4Astaroth 3 года назад

      @@Barret161 I think it was made for Game One. I gotta watch the Almost Daily again to verify that.

  • @kopfnicker5346
    @kopfnicker5346 3 года назад +373

    Fun fact: At 0:04 it says "Krasse Forschung" in the background. Which means something like "badass/awesome research"

    • @freshdumbi999
      @freshdumbi999 3 года назад +20

      Was fürn scheiss funfact

    • @Spongi_124
      @Spongi_124 2 года назад +7

      Das nennst du ein "Fun" Fact?

    • @Winrarnt
      @Winrarnt 2 года назад +14

      Wow! What a fun fact for people who don't speak German!

    • @IAhmadGT
      @IAhmadGT 2 года назад +2

      Thats Really Cool

    • @kepiblop
      @kepiblop 2 года назад +1

      alyx also says ich bin alyx i think

  • @AC_707.C
    @AC_707.C Год назад +22

    1:00 Blah blah blah me.freeman

  • @RidinDirtyRollinBurnouts
    @RidinDirtyRollinBurnouts 3 года назад +90

    The algorithm brought us back together for this reunion. Let us never forget this gem

  • @KirillMolotok
    @KirillMolotok 2 года назад +330

    After 14 years, this is still perfect

  • @snowrose124
    @snowrose124 7 лет назад +744

    OMG!!! WHAT A OUTSTANDING SPEEDRUN!!!!!!! NOBODY CAN BEAT IT!!!!

  • @LemoMage
    @LemoMage Год назад +4

    Вы тоже просто сидели и это появилось у вас в рекомендациях?
    Если честно, вы можете считать себя удачливым человеком, ведь это было создано 15 ЛЕТ НАЗАД!

  • @angryscotsman1354
    @angryscotsman1354 5 лет назад +485

    11 years ago? I remember watching this shit as a kid!

  • @multibotoqln5573
    @multibotoqln5573 6 лет назад +302

    11 years later and this is still hillarious

    • @sdhsis9595
      @sdhsis9595 5 лет назад +1

      *
      hilarious

    • @michalbochenski4329
      @michalbochenski4329 2 года назад +1

      14 years now

    • @SomeGrunt_On_Youtube
      @SomeGrunt_On_Youtube 2 года назад +1

      The fact that i didnt know this was in german back then and i thought they were speaking gibberish made it more funnier

  • @wdaswwqads
    @wdaswwqads 10 лет назад +510

    Guys unfortunately there won't be Half Life 3. Gordon Freeman's voice actor is dead :(

    • @willis3045
      @willis3045 10 лет назад +25

      James Bond LOL, there is no voice actor!

    • @HarlemHusky
      @HarlemHusky 10 лет назад +57

      Andy Willis There is actually a voice actor for Gordon. Believe it or not, there's also a voice actor for Chell (from Portal).

    • @generalrubbish9513
      @generalrubbish9513 10 лет назад +3

      He always was.

    • @TheHAARPfacility101
      @TheHAARPfacility101 9 лет назад +2

      Kek'd

    • @PERILEX
      @PERILEX 9 лет назад +1

      *SHIT!*

  • @N0bdi3
    @N0bdi3 11 месяцев назад +3

    Gmod animation be like:
    Btw I love how some gmod animations are funny, stupid, and chaotic I love that. Gmod has some charm.

  •  7 лет назад +426

    Still good.

    • @mrleiwand
      @mrleiwand 7 лет назад +5

      Kommentiermon :O

    • @lisavogel7860
      @lisavogel7860 6 лет назад +3

      Simon Krätschmer
      *Old, but gold!*

    • @xXxLYnXxXx
      @xXxLYnXxXx 6 лет назад +2

      Heute zum 20. Geburtstag von HL mal wieder gegeben ... Still good :)

    • @MasterOfPeeing
      @MasterOfPeeing 5 лет назад +2

      Simon Krätschmer is it still good?

    • @adaozpercin7544
      @adaozpercin7544 5 лет назад

      Fuck you

  • @Wircea
    @Wircea 10 лет назад +100

    Best sound effects.
    EVER.

    • @Knapperoni
      @Knapperoni 10 лет назад +14

      My favorites were the gun noises

    • @mediscout
      @mediscout 10 лет назад +9

      bam ba bam

  • @johndafuni
    @johndafuni 3 месяца назад +4

    i think i lost my 2 remaining braincells watching this but it was worth it lmao

  • @glitchtrapsansoldchannel7188
    @glitchtrapsansoldchannel7188 4 года назад +105

    0:57 Gman when he talks a lot in a nutshell

    • @MattRTGB
      @MattRTGB 3 года назад +11

      *Time, Dr. Freeman? Is it really that time again? It seems as if you only just arrived. You've done a great deal in a small time-span. You've done so well, in fact, that I've received some interesting offers for your services. Ordinarily I wouldn't contemplate them, but these are extra-ordinary times, hm? Rather than offer you the illusion of free choice, I will take the liberty of choo-sing-for-you... if, and when, your time comes round again. I do apologize for what must seem to you an arbitrary imposition, Dr. Freeman. I trust it will all make sense to you in the course of… well, I'm really not at liberty to say. In the meantime, this is where I get off*

  • @gEck0_
    @gEck0_ 8 лет назад +130

    Those sound effects tho.

  • @Orthestral
    @Orthestral 8 лет назад +42

    The auto-generated subtitles managed to get "Blah blah blah, Mr. Freeman" correctly.

  • @catmangames878
    @catmangames878 10 месяцев назад +4

    wow 16 years?! and its STILL THIS GOOD?!

  • @ch1ppychipp
    @ch1ppychipp 5 лет назад +66

    0:57 Me when theres not much time to explain something

  • @mr.mann.7519
    @mr.mann.7519 4 года назад +324

    I think you mean..
    HL1: *something bad happens, Gordon saves day.*
    HL2 (spoilers): *Something bad happens, Gordon commits severe destruction of property and saves the day.*

    • @Yetipfote
      @Yetipfote 4 года назад +14

      You mean "Gordon does a great deal in a short time span" :)

    • @CargoCommando
      @CargoCommando 4 года назад +3

      spoiler warnings for a 16 year old game?

    • @mr.mann.7519
      @mr.mann.7519 4 года назад

      @@CargoCommando im not even done with the game dude.
      but seriously my spoiler warning was commiting severe destruction of property

    • @CargoCommando
      @CargoCommando 4 года назад

      @@mr.mann.7519 you commented 7 months ago on a 16 year old game and you aren't done with it yet ._. bro

    • @Hazgoblin
      @Hazgoblin 3 года назад +1

      HL1: gordon fucks up an experiment and kills military
      HL2: gordon fucks up an experiment and kills alien military

  • @EonHSD
    @EonHSD 8 лет назад +406

    GIVE BACK THIS ACCOUNT!

    • @sipinosapa
      @sipinosapa 8 лет назад +1

      Wat?

    • @MrNuker-ku4md
      @MrNuker-ku4md 8 лет назад +44

      fuck hackers

    • @SONGOKU02
      @SONGOKU02 8 лет назад +9

      +Krieg0re And the best thing is, this Video ist also stolen.

    • @SONGOKU02
      @SONGOKU02 8 лет назад +9

      *****
      Oh well. But the Video is also from Simon Kraetschmer. Also commented in the Credits. He is a german game reporter.

    • @gordon--freeman
      @gordon--freeman 8 лет назад

      where is barney

  • @g-man9877
    @g-man9877 2 года назад +2

    My famous quote: "Blah, blah, blah, Mister Freeman."

  • @Neuwey331
    @Neuwey331 3 года назад +96

    0:09 GAWDON FRIMAN

    • @h4ppyc
      @h4ppyc 3 года назад +3

      GANDON EBANIY

  • @charadreemurrlolgamer_3d654
    @charadreemurrlolgamer_3d654 5 лет назад +262

    Still makes Me laugh
    0:50 lol

  • @ComputerClan
    @ComputerClan 14 лет назад +36

    This is my favorite quote from Gordon Freeman: ""

  • @jacobdoesstuff_ig
    @jacobdoesstuff_ig 26 дней назад +1

    The German in this just makes it so much better.

  • @TBrizzle01
    @TBrizzle01 3 года назад +89

    I like finding the old Half Life videos. It hits a bit different when you know that you're dealing with the OG fans.

  • @tottyamadeus591
    @tottyamadeus591 7 лет назад +57

    Ah Ah Staiyn' Alive *Ahhh* 5secs later
    *BLAH BLAH BLAH MR. FREEMAN*

  • @0fg4
    @0fg4 5 лет назад +443

    November 1st 2007.
    You have just finished Episode Two, can't wait to play Episode Three.
    You don't know yet that the franchise is already dead.
    But you have a whole decade to make peace with it.
    That, you also don't know.
    Yet...
    ...yet, 13 years later, when you've already lost all hope and (seemingly) moved on, Valve, out of the blue, announces A NEW GAME IN THE FRANCHISE. You are a grown person now, probably with a spouse and kids, YET you're considering saving up for a VR headset. You are old and happy. Just like Gaben in that interview.

    • @naglismalisauskas1779
      @naglismalisauskas1779 5 лет назад +24

      lol it hurts to read

    • @annellora
      @annellora 5 лет назад +3

      I played HL for the first time this summer and I feel really bad for those who want HL3 or HL2:E3 at least. I decided that it would be too technologically advanced for my computer so I don't want this to ever come out.
      But you people are brave.

    • @ItsAnH
      @ItsAnH 5 лет назад +19

      @@annellora They missed their chance to release episode 3 in that 3-4 year window where the fanbase would have accepted it, regardless of how it turned out. People still believe that Valve is waiting for VR to become huge so that they can create the next best thing, but if you look at Valve's history regarding Half-Life, there are reasonable doubts that Valve even cares about it anymore.

    • @Nasfelia
      @Nasfelia 5 лет назад +15

      ... It's not, apparently.

    • @long_chin_man
      @long_chin_man 5 лет назад +21

      half life: alyx just got announced

  • @AftonGMD69
    @AftonGMD69 Год назад +3

    0:57 the most heart touching words😢😢

  • @cotox7765
    @cotox7765 6 лет назад +43

    "Blah Blah blah, Mr Freeman"
    © G-Man

  • @akronred648
    @akronred648 4 года назад +36

    Why is this gem in my recommended thirteen whole years later?

    • @Krisztian08
      @Krisztian08 4 года назад

      Dunno

    • @zavulon422
      @zavulon422 4 года назад +1

      Just imagine how many hidden treasures are somewhere there
      Marble machine
      Badger badger badger
      This too shall pass
      10 styles of metal
      I've recalled these ones in few minutes and they are all about music.

  • @nikbinsadegh
    @nikbinsadegh 5 лет назад +38

    didnt even notice this was in german until the "hei ich bin alyx"

    • @PC-tan
      @PC-tan 4 года назад +3

      Was that an early clue to let us know about the existence of Half Life Alyx?

  • @bulbul7992
    @bulbul7992 Год назад +3

    Bruh, 15 years and this is still best animation i saw

  • @PowerCat
    @PowerCat 3 года назад +114

    0:14-0:19 still funniest part

  • @EnclaveSergeantArchDornan
    @EnclaveSergeantArchDornan 3 года назад +98

    0:32 ah yes that is the best music ive ever heard
    probaly should've added this. turn captions on to see what im saying.

    • @adummyguy
      @adummyguy 3 года назад +7

      0:47 no

    • @Grandtrunkboi4070
      @Grandtrunkboi4070 3 года назад

      Strider sed woooooooooooooooooo

    • @gamesgo6724
      @gamesgo6724 3 года назад

      musik

    • @ENG-CT4982
      @ENG-CT4982 3 года назад

      Musik

    • @Yharek
      @Yharek 3 года назад

      Musik 😨😨🤩🤩🥵🤮🙀🙀🙀😤😤🤣🤣😹😹😹

  • @muratyigit152
    @muratyigit152 2 года назад +9

    "Blah blah blah, Mr. Freeman"
    -Gman 15 years ago

  • @Acthu69
    @Acthu69 2 месяца назад +3

    Well here we are again, 16 years later...

  • @vxscarr
    @vxscarr 9 лет назад +405

    Valve = 5 letters.
    Valve rhymes with Talve.
    'Talve' means 'winter' in Estonian.
    Estonia is next to Russia.
    Stalin was the leader of Russia.
    'Stalin' sounds like "stalling"
    The word "stall" also has 5 letters.
    COINCIDENCE? I think not.
    But what does this have to do with Half Life 3?
    Stalin was in charge of a country.
    Valve's employee, Yanis Varoufakis, is in charge of the economy of Greece.
    Greece's army consists of three branches.
    Three.
    Three, as in the Android app "Threes".
    Google is in charge of the Android app store.
    Google's logo consists of the colors red, green, blue and orange.
    Half-Life's logo is orange.
    Do you know what else is orange? That's right.
    The color orange.
    There's three letters in the first three letters of the word "orange".
    Oranges are fruits.
    "Fruit" in Javanese language is "woh".
    'Woh' has 3 letters.
    Woh = orange, 3 letters.
    Half-Life 3 confirmed.

    • @HaloIsMinecraft
      @HaloIsMinecraft 9 лет назад +39

      The best part is this makes sense

    • @TsaritsaLuna
      @TsaritsaLuna 9 лет назад +9

      I did not know there were three letters in the first three letters of the word orange.

    • @xxXX666Santy666XXxx
      @xxXX666Santy666XXxx 9 лет назад +1

      Ainsley Barriot I read it with the confirmed videos synthetic voice

    • @usernametaken4023
      @usernametaken4023 9 лет назад +2

      HOLY SHIT THIS BLEW MY MIND

    • @silenx764
      @silenx764 9 лет назад +1

      Ainsley Barriot Talve is not winter Talv is

  • @jacksongibbs8998
    @jacksongibbs8998 3 года назад +78

    The fact that this video isn’t in English makes it all the more funny.

    • @gildg7806
      @gildg7806 Год назад

      Somehow most of it is understandable to English speakers the only really obvious part is when barnie gives him the crowbar that stands out as decidedly not English but still funny.

  • @cronotekk9193
    @cronotekk9193 10 лет назад +216

    Wait...
    This video is 1:03 minutes long
    1(0)=0
    0+3=3
    Half life 3 confirmed
    EDIT: If one more person points out that the last 3 seconds are credits...

    • @Coozium
      @Coozium 9 лет назад +5

      u mean luuminadi cunfirmd?

    • @MazzaAzi
      @MazzaAzi 9 лет назад

      coffsyr luuminadi have 3 corners= hl3 comfirmed

    • @thephoenixgamerYT
      @thephoenixgamerYT 9 лет назад

      Nef Piss off. -_-

    • @Coozium
      @Coozium 9 лет назад

      The Phoenix Gamer i'll piss where i want.

    • @Logicalspy
      @Logicalspy 9 лет назад

      Nef
      Illuminati*

  • @reig36
    @reig36 3 месяца назад +2

    why is this recommended to me 16 years later

  • @mihaimercenarul7467
    @mihaimercenarul7467 11 лет назад +17

    0:57 he said blah three times,Half-Life 3 confirmed.

  • @electromgl5511
    @electromgl5511 6 лет назад +39

    Best part so far
    "Blah Blah Blah Mr.Freeman"

  • @Sam-up1fu
    @Sam-up1fu 5 лет назад +24

    When Half Life comes back 12 years later....

  • @nluvwitmuzik4
    @nluvwitmuzik4 Год назад +4

    0:47 The perfect song doesnt exi-

  • @DoubleRealitian
    @DoubleRealitian 5 лет назад +62

    ahh, what a wonderful 11 years of its existance, i still love it.

    • @gulpbiys5705
      @gulpbiys5705 2 года назад

      No yet ruclips.net/video/w_YaUQJAQSU/видео.html . ,

  • @sus7270
    @sus7270 3 года назад +54

    "Ha!"
    "Ich Bin Alyx."
    -Alyx, '07

  • @lohikalalaxd4513
    @lohikalalaxd4513 4 года назад +57

    0:36 *epicly hot*

  • @h3llc4t34
    @h3llc4t34 3 года назад +16

    This is gonna get recommended to everyone over and over again throughout the years lol

  • @HankRichard
    @HankRichard 2 года назад +15

    14 years later this still holds up
    I want more half life

  • @bAcKiNBlAcK187
    @bAcKiNBlAcK187 8 лет назад +40

    Gebt Jakob Rompkowski verdammt nochmal seinen Kanal zurück!

  • @sillasigma123
    @sillasigma123 3 месяца назад +4

    BLA BLA BLA, MR FREEMAN 🗣🗣🔥🔥

  • @shoolepak
    @shoolepak 9 лет назад +89

    0:03 is this a lawn mover?

    • @superhydroweston
      @superhydroweston 9 лет назад +21

      The resonance cascade was caused cause Freeman sticked a lawn mower into the anti mass spectrometer

    • @shoolepak
      @shoolepak 9 лет назад +9

      full of nutella

    • @superhydroweston
      @superhydroweston 9 лет назад

      ***** Heh, that actually happened, it was my tie though... HE OWES ME A NEW ONE!

    • @Walternity
      @Walternity 9 лет назад +1

      Black Mesa Scientist SQUAD GET HIM!

    • @edbo10
      @edbo10 9 лет назад +1

      Black Mesa Scientist I thought it was cause gordon frohman jabbed a wedge of cheese

  • @fideys
    @fideys 3 года назад +71

    „Hi, ich bin alyx.“

    • @izimsi
      @izimsi 3 года назад +1

      it's funny how I probably watched that like 20 times over the years and noticed that just now

    • @Palaremauve
      @Palaremauve 3 года назад

      That means Hi I am alyx

    • @Palaremauve
      @Palaremauve 3 года назад

      In german

    • @fideys
      @fideys 2 года назад

      @@Palaremauve ja das weiss ich

  • @JuggernautWare
    @JuggernautWare 3 года назад +110

    Ютуб возвращает меня во времена молодости...

    • @serhii8117
      @serhii8117 3 года назад +13

      Я как только заметил это видео , эту картинку на привью ... у меня в ту же секунду воспоминания из детства начали мелькать ...

    • @stupidbastard000
      @stupidbastard000 3 года назад +3

      Yes

    • @serhii8117
      @serhii8117 3 года назад +1

      @@gottagofastfaster ты гуманитарий?
      Видео залито 13 лет назад , хочешь сказать его смотрели 2х летние ?

    • @vector_pleevich1925
      @vector_pleevich1925 3 года назад

      @@serhii8117 всм, в мире одни 15 летние чтоли?

    • @serhii8117
      @serhii8117 3 года назад +1

      @@vector_pleevich1925 человек , которому я ответил, судя по всему, удалил свой коммент , потому как оказался не прав.

  • @gravital5213
    @gravital5213 9 месяцев назад +1

    The fact that all of Nova Prospekt, Ravenholm, and the Citadel got skipped is so funny

  • @fierplayer5666
    @fierplayer5666 4 года назад +40

    Translation (Literally)
    0:01 Welcome in Black Mesa
    0:30 Welcome in City 17
    0:35 Hi!, i am Alyx
    0:39 Do this alone
    0:46 (the english Translation dosent make sense so... Nohnting to See here :D)
    1:01 Ton= Sound
    Konzept= concept

    • @aratzheltv
      @aratzheltv 4 года назад +16

      00:46 means: "on the nuts"

    • @termozoid6248
      @termozoid6248 4 года назад +10

      And that means fuck it

  • @SpoozWhale
    @SpoozWhale 10 лет назад +33

    This video was made in about 60 seconds, 60 can be divided by 3, half life 3 confirmed

    • @WeaselsU
      @WeaselsU 10 лет назад +1

      Or... Half life 2 episode 1 + 2

    • @slycoopers4257
      @slycoopers4257 10 лет назад

      AceOfSpades GamingChannel no half life 3

    • @DeepDiveDevin
      @DeepDiveDevin 10 лет назад

      You don't know how long it takes to animate stuff, even as basic as this.

  • @nikothecat4500
    @nikothecat4500 4 года назад +14

    12 years later and this is still popping up in my recommendations

  • @korriannavanheart8911
    @korriannavanheart8911 Год назад +2

    RUclips: Why dont we recommend this 15 years later?

  • @sam63333
    @sam63333 5 лет назад +342

    Ich grüße den Simon, der hier täglich Kommentare ließt xD

    • @godsmackfalcon2544
      @godsmackfalcon2544 5 лет назад +1

      gtfo

    • @godsmackfalcon2544
      @godsmackfalcon2544 5 лет назад

      @@KickOnYT only kids call other ppl kids #roasted

    • @godsmackfalcon2544
      @godsmackfalcon2544 5 лет назад

      @@KickOnYT rooofll qq more crybaby I like seeing ppl like u get butthurt 😂😂😘

    • @4Astaroth
      @4Astaroth 4 года назад +14

      Wie freundlich. Grüße auch an Jay der die Animationen gemacht hat. Ein echtes deutsches Qualitätsprodukt.

    • @simonpeckskamp6493
      @simonpeckskamp6493 4 года назад

      Lol ich heiße simon, aber sehr es zum ersten mal

  • @Grampa_Swood
    @Grampa_Swood 10 лет назад +274

    bla bla bla mister freeman

  • @furry_drochila333
    @furry_drochila333 4 года назад +21

    Blah blah blah mister freeman.
    -phrase of the greatests

  • @YourMothersFavouriteTerminal
    @YourMothersFavouriteTerminal 4 месяца назад +2

    16 years ago,
    looks like a modern day shitpost

  • @revine9243
    @revine9243 3 года назад +21

    Gordon, we have successfully defeated all of the U.S. Military

  • @exotictrash2234
    @exotictrash2234 5 лет назад +19

    my god I can't believe this popped up in my recommended I haven't seen this in years