@@user-pf8sf9ds4c That's what he wants you to think. He is the Ger-man. He wants to use the Combine for interuniversal control. So unless you want all of us little weinerschnitzels to become bratwurst, than you better go eat your kartoffelsalat!
Half Life 1: 0:01 Black Mesa Inbound 0:02 Anomalous Materials 0:04 Unforeseen Consequences 0:10 Office Complex 0:13 We got Hostiles 0:19 Lambda Core 0:21 Xen 0:23 Nihilanth Half Life 2: 0:27 Point Insertion 0:36 A Red Letter Day 0:38 Route Kanal 0:42 Water Hazard 0:44 Highway 17 0:45 SandTraps 0:46 Anticitizen One 0:52 Our Benefactors 0:54 Dark Energy 0:56 Blah Blah Blah Mr Freemen 0:59 End 1:00 Credits
watched it for the first time after just having completed both half life 1 and 2, this is truly a masterpiece, not just in the acting, but how true to the game it actually is.
+victor demors I already knew it's German from the beginning. I don't understand German but I knew it by looking at the word "krasse forschung" which seemed to be a German word and also German annotations
@@at1laztheaveragefurry Yeah that video referring to those who trying to be smart, so they get more attention. Also there are more of those "this might be got from my recommendation, guys please give an attention".
@@4Astaroth The video already had a thumbs up from me and I remember seeing it, but it wasn't clear to me it originates from Giga Games. But thanks for the link! :)
*Time, Dr. Freeman? Is it really that time again? It seems as if you only just arrived. You've done a great deal in a small time-span. You've done so well, in fact, that I've received some interesting offers for your services. Ordinarily I wouldn't contemplate them, but these are extra-ordinary times, hm? Rather than offer you the illusion of free choice, I will take the liberty of choo-sing-for-you... if, and when, your time comes round again. I do apologize for what must seem to you an arbitrary imposition, Dr. Freeman. I trust it will all make sense to you in the course of… well, I'm really not at liberty to say. In the meantime, this is where I get off*
I think you mean.. HL1: *something bad happens, Gordon saves day.* HL2 (spoilers): *Something bad happens, Gordon commits severe destruction of property and saves the day.*
Valve = 5 letters. Valve rhymes with Talve. 'Talve' means 'winter' in Estonian. Estonia is next to Russia. Stalin was the leader of Russia. 'Stalin' sounds like "stalling" The word "stall" also has 5 letters. COINCIDENCE? I think not. But what does this have to do with Half Life 3? Stalin was in charge of a country. Valve's employee, Yanis Varoufakis, is in charge of the economy of Greece. Greece's army consists of three branches. Three. Three, as in the Android app "Threes". Google is in charge of the Android app store. Google's logo consists of the colors red, green, blue and orange. Half-Life's logo is orange. Do you know what else is orange? That's right. The color orange. There's three letters in the first three letters of the word "orange". Oranges are fruits. "Fruit" in Javanese language is "woh". 'Woh' has 3 letters. Woh = orange, 3 letters. Half-Life 3 confirmed.
Just imagine how many hidden treasures are somewhere there Marble machine Badger badger badger This too shall pass 10 styles of metal I've recalled these ones in few minutes and they are all about music.
![PATIENT ZERO - A Half-Life Short [S2FM]](/img/1.gif)
"Blah Blah Blah Mr Freeman"
-Gman
"BAHBABAH"
-Pistol
MrMadafakakur
silverstar sasd 😂
the best gman speech of them all
best quote
Fun fact: 13 years later and nobody managed to beat this run to this day.
he beat half life 1, and 2 in 60 seconds
@@CoolBluBoi now that's halved minute.
@Niko Arabe This video was before HL:A Was made.
glitchless runs are way harder bro
@@CoolBluBoi yeah this video was made in 2007 and HL:A was made in 2020
No joke, Gmans speeches are so motivational. "Blah blah blah Mr Freeman" really got me considering my life, and how I can improve it.
This isn't a goofy video, this is a history documentary.
Wise words from wise hamburger 🍔
In fact, this is my childhood, so yeah, it's history
the most 2000s internet video i have ever seen
Your pfp fits really well what you said.
@@deisk2707 lol
It even looks like an early newgrounds animation
@@JoelitoStriker the good old days
Because It is
"Blah Blah Blah, Mr. Freeman."
- Gman aka. German Man
or ger man
@@missingno2401 ???
Government-man
@@user-pf8sf9ds4c That's what he wants you to think. He is the Ger-man. He wants to use the Combine for interuniversal control. So unless you want all of us little weinerschnitzels to become bratwurst, than you better go eat your kartoffelsalat!
E
Half Life 1:
0:01 Black Mesa Inbound
0:02 Anomalous Materials
0:04 Unforeseen Consequences
0:10 Office Complex
0:13 We got Hostiles
0:19 Lambda Core
0:21 Xen
0:23 Nihilanth
Half Life 2:
0:27 Point Insertion
0:36 A Red Letter Day
0:38 Route Kanal
0:42 Water Hazard
0:44 Highway 17
0:45 SandTraps
0:46 Anticitizen One
0:52 Our Benefactors
0:54 Dark Energy
0:56 Blah Blah Blah Mr Freemen
0:59 End
1:00 Credits
Thx,i still have no idea.
Nova Prospekt: why me... what did i.. DO?!
its been 16 years and its still masterpiece...
I just came back to watch this again.
watched it for the first time after just having completed both half life 1 and 2, this is truly a masterpiece, not just in the acting, but how true to the game it actually is.
Old RUclips is the best RUclips.
Yep.
@@onurbaran41 no millennial go back to watching ryan toy reviews
@@onurbaran41 he's kinda right though, after COPPA implementation, RUclipsrs are becoming "online babysitters"
@@onurbaran41 ok newborn
Yeah now days comments is full shitty like beggars and people using overused jokes
How the fuck did youtube algorithm suddenly throw this at me after 9 years.
Vilkku same
lawl same xD
same wtf
HL3 confirmed.
Vilkku because it is awesome!
After 14 years, this is still perfect
Gordon doesn’t need to hear all this, he’s a highly trained professional!
...
after 8 years i just realised...
...
... IT'S GERMAN!
OMG!!!1!!!11!
+victor demors I already knew it's German from the beginning. I don't understand German but I knew it by looking at the word "krasse forschung" which seemed to be a German word and also German annotations
+victor demors Gordon FreierMann
I just realized, the voice at the beginning says "Willkommen to Black Mesa", which is German, of course.
yeah Ich bin alyx
"Blah Blah Blah Mr.Freeman."
Matpat: *Mind-blowing*
(GT Crystal shattered from inside MatPat's head)
Let's go bowling
Lol
BUT THAT'S JUST A GAME THEIROY
It really stuck with me.
after 15 years this is still epic
"Blah blah blah, Mr. Freeman"
-Gman 15 years ago
Ah, an elegant video, from a more civilized age.
ruclips.net/video/-1yzoiUIGGs/видео.html
rip filthyfrank
@@at1laztheaveragefurry Yeah that video referring to those who trying to be smart, so they get more attention.
Also there are more of those "this might be got from my recommendation, guys please give an attention".
Then everything changed when the sjws attacked.
Gmod ?
Well , thats a name that i havent heard in a long time
BLA BLA BLA Mister Freeman XD
+Teodor Manolov dat ending do :D
+Teodor Manolov jholidis.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/b8af92da984b8f074aef4360f6c4cf83.jpg
+Teodor Manolov i thougt he said time mr freeman? hmm
Skullnationfilms Nope.avi
He say's Time Dr Freemnan? Is it really that time again?
1:00 Blah blah blah me.freeman
0:57
True
14 years later this still holds up
I want more half life
I want someone to make a half life mod that replaces the gunshot sound effect with the "bam" sound effect in this video
Putrick Stir you could do it yourself, just record the "bang bang" audio and then replace it with the gunshot audio in the half-life files :)
Yeah, just record of file of the BamBam you want and replace the shooting file found in sound/weapons files
Very easy to be done
RaTcHeT302 are you an illegal immigrant
@@RaTcHeT302 do you live under a rock?
"Blah, blah, blah, Mr. Freeman."
I died
me too xd
me too xd
Couldn't think of a good name so i guess this is it me too xd
me too xd
me too xd
My younger self has to be at least 3M of the total views
Aint no way
This is 15 years old, and HL3 is still not out.
Yes 😔
This video is old enough to be in high school. Just shows how time is a valuable thing, watch it fly by as the pendulum swings.
It starts with you...
I hate you for typing this… and I hate myself for understanding
I see what you did here...
Watch it count down to the end of the day, the clock ticks life away
@@jamsywastaken it’s so unreal
i demand a 30 second sequel now yhat we have HL: Alyx
No need we need only 10 sec as the story only went ahead 10 seconds
i mean the guy hasn’t uploaded in 9 years.
Blah Blah Blah Ms Vance
"BLAH BLAH BLAH, MISS VANCE"
Episode 2 and Alex
Gmod animation be like:
Btw I love how some gmod animations are funny, stupid, and chaotic I love that. Gmod has some charm.
My famous quote: "Blah, blah, blah, Mister Freeman."
"Blab blah blah, Mr. Freeman."
The G-man is truly the most wise man I have ever met.
He's not human, you know.
@@zavulon422 Ah, yes, it's almost as if it were a joke, eh?
@@zavulon422 do you realize that there is something called “jokes” right ?
Ger-man
@@zavulon422 🤓
Half life in 60 seconds
Half life 1 was in 30 seconds
HALF MINUTE
Half Life 3 confirmed!
@@Fenixias
Dear God...
There's more
No...
Ha ha ha a h a a. I get it.
HAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAAHAH HAHAHAHAAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAAH
No 26 seconds
"hah, ich bin alex~"
"blah blah blah, mr freeman"
best quotes
"blah blah blah mr. freeman" truly inspiring words
13 years ago and this is still god tier.
Bla bla bla mr.freeman
Huh.. This video is 13 years ago...😱
This is posted in 2007
@@allanmasanegra9523 yea did u see the description
@The Wise Brute (Blobber) it got recommended to me 15 years later
why did youtube take 12 years to recommend me this masterpiece
@Viliam Vacula oof
because you probably weren't yet born when this vid was fresh
Because that's life
@@AylienYu ...Mr. Freeman?
it took 2 years for you. you joined in 2018 lol
One of the all-time classics.
wow 16 years?! and its STILL THIS GOOD?!
1 min＝60 sec, video is 63 sec 63-60＝3
half life 3 confirmed
Good news
WTF you are Sherlock Holmes
There is half life 1 and half life 2
2+1=3
No its 60 sec, animation
Fucking genius
0:47 for some reason, this cracked me up...
Ah ah staying alive
AH AH STAYING ALIVE STAYING ALIVE!
"ZZZZZZZZZZZZ"
HA HA FREEMAN!
*NEEEURGHH x4*
@@ivonnesaysmiau *Ha ha stayn alive
PAAYYNG X4*
0:47 The perfect song doesnt exi-
I forgot this video existed, RUclips recommendations can be such a nostalgia hit.
"Germany barney isn't real and exists he can't hurt you"
Germany barney: 0:38
lol
lol just play the german hl2 version
What....?
@@allanmasanegra9523 bruh
To be honest, everyones german
The fact its German gibberish makes it better
- No one in WW2.
Actualy, the words do make complete sense.
@@Myuutsuu85 Me as german ... yes
Aufn Sack!
Do you mean German is gibberish?
Bruh, 15 years and this is still best animation i saw
Man
It's from some Guys that Made a German gaming TV Show. You should Look Up "rocketbeans" "gameone" and "badshit insanity japano Gedöns"
THIS IS GERMAN!?
I always thought it was gibberish!
@@TheWesternFountain well it is gibberish... but German gibberish.
@@TheWesternFountain i knew it was german when alyx said "ich bin alyx"
@@ticki23 No its not. They talk in normal german most of the time.
This is from the german TV-Show "Game One", which was canceled and re-build as "Game Two".
It was from Giga Games and from Simon Krätschmer (now at Game Two and before at Game One)
@@Salerias Oh? I thought I saw it on Game One not Giga Games, but it's been a long time so I guess you are right. Thanks to clarify that.
@@Barret161 /watch?v=y_D3ORE97LU Hier ist das Making of von Simon. :)
@@4Astaroth The video already had a thumbs up from me and I remember seeing it, but it wasn't clear to me it originates from Giga Games. But thanks for the link! :)
@@Barret161 I think it was made for Game One. I gotta watch the Almost Daily again to verify that.
this is so old yet funny. Great job man
I remember watching this a decade ago, even more. What a good time.
I don't speak German.
...
Loved it 11/10
Ich spreche ein bisschen Deutsch, aber nicht viel.
@@jozinek876 what?
or do u mean G MAN
9/11
Will Savage wait it was German, I thought it was just a made up language for the video
Fun fact: At 0:04 it says "Krasse Forschung" in the background. Which means something like "badass/awesome research"
Was fürn scheiss funfact
Das nennst du ein "Fun" Fact?
Wow! What a fun fact for people who don't speak German!
Thats Really Cool
alyx also says ich bin alyx i think
"Blah blah blah, Mr Freeman."
Truly the dialogue of all time
0:57 the most heart touching words😢😢
Guys unfortunately there won't be Half Life 3. Gordon Freeman's voice actor is dead :(
James Bond LOL, there is no voice actor!
Andy Willis There is actually a voice actor for Gordon. Believe it or not, there's also a voice actor for Chell (from Portal).
He always was.
Kek'd
*SHIT!*
This is how you make a "in a nutshell" video, really short and on point
blah blah blah Mr Freeman
When I was 10 watching this, I did not know Germany even existed so I thought they were speaking gibberish
The fact that all of Nova Prospekt, Ravenholm, and the Citadel got skipped is so funny
GIVE BACK THIS ACCOUNT!
Wat?
fuck hackers
+Krieg0re And the best thing is, this Video ist also stolen.
*****
Oh well. But the Video is also from Simon Kraetschmer. Also commented in the Credits. He is a german game reporter.
where is barney
11 years ago? I remember watching this shit as a kid!
Me too when i dont have an account
same hereeeeee
This poop?
Same thing here
Same
0:27 SS runes on glass lol
Gordon Freeman kills the Schutzstaffel sounds like an interesting idea. They should make a game of that!
@@TheCasualGuy2 fr
It's a reflection effect my guy
This video is older than 80% youtube viewers
The algorithm brought us back together for this reunion. Let us never forget this gem
Аминь.
Hello there, good sir!
Best sound effects.
EVER.
My favorites were the gun noises
bam ba bam
Half a minute for each half life, well ain't that just perfect
The voice and sound acting is AMAZING... Somebody nominate this!
11 years later and this is still hillarious
*
hilarious
14 years now
The fact that i didnt know this was in german back then and i thought they were speaking gibberish made it more funnier
OMG!!! WHAT A OUTSTANDING SPEEDRUN!!!!!!! NOBODY CAN BEAT IT!!!!
Nobody
Half life in 59.9 second s
r/WOOOOOOOSH
its rare i find a r/woosh
Hmm I wonder what if we do it 2x
The way the striders were dancing😭😭😭😭❤🤣🤣🤣🤣
0:36 and 0:49 GOT ME DYING🤣🤣🤣🤣
I remember watching this as a kid and I thought they were speaking gibberish but now realizing they were speaking German
Nice
it's the same thing
Those sound effects tho.
"blahblah mister Freeman"
BAM BAM BAM!
The auto-generated subtitles managed to get "Blah blah blah, Mr. Freeman" correctly.
This is legit the most coherent way to explain the half-life lore
Скоро 16 лет этому шедевру
Ага
Уже🎉
🎉
This is my favorite quote from Gordon Freeman: ""
👌
The old comment wouldn't get old in 2022!
Blah blah blah, Mr. Freeman.
I died on this x'D (i feel old by knowing this since its release)
Blah Blah Blah, Mr cheezkid26
The artstyle of this is really reminiscent of old Happy Wheels vector art and I like that
Gordon is German Comfirmed
0:09 GAWDON FRIMAN
GANDON EBANIY
@@h4ppyc o vi iz anglii
Still good.
Kommentiermon :O
Simon Krätschmer
*Old, but gold!*
Heute zum 20. Geburtstag von HL mal wieder gegeben ... Still good :)
Simon Krätschmer is it still good?
Fuck you
The fact that this is in german, makes this so much better.
It's been 13. And it's still a BANGER
13 what?
Wait...
This video is 1:03 minutes long
1(0)=0
0+3=3
Half life 3 confirmed
EDIT: If one more person points out that the last 3 seconds are credits...
u mean luuminadi cunfirmd?
coffsyr luuminadi have 3 corners= hl3 comfirmed
Nef Piss off. -_-
The Phoenix Gamer i'll piss where i want.
Nef
Illuminati*
0:57 Gman when he talks a lot in a nutshell
*Time, Dr. Freeman? Is it really that time again? It seems as if you only just arrived. You've done a great deal in a small time-span. You've done so well, in fact, that I've received some interesting offers for your services. Ordinarily I wouldn't contemplate them, but these are extra-ordinary times, hm? Rather than offer you the illusion of free choice, I will take the liberty of choo-sing-for-you... if, and when, your time comes round again. I do apologize for what must seem to you an arbitrary imposition, Dr. Freeman. I trust it will all make sense to you in the course of… well, I'm really not at liberty to say. In the meantime, this is where I get off*
I remember finding "bla bla bla, mr Freeman" hilarious 15 years ago
0:08 "BAM BAM BAM"
- Gordon Freeman
I think you mean..
HL1: *something bad happens, Gordon saves day.*
HL2 (spoilers): *Something bad happens, Gordon commits severe destruction of property and saves the day.*
You mean "Gordon does a great deal in a short time span" :)
spoiler warnings for a 16 year old game?
@@CargoCommando im not even done with the game dude.
but seriously my spoiler warning was commiting severe destruction of property
@@mr.mann.7519 you commented 7 months ago on a 16 year old game and you aren't done with it yet ._. bro
HL1: gordon fucks up an experiment and kills military
HL2: gordon fucks up an experiment and kills alien military
Valve = 5 letters.
Valve rhymes with Talve.
'Talve' means 'winter' in Estonian.
Estonia is next to Russia.
Stalin was the leader of Russia.
'Stalin' sounds like "stalling"
The word "stall" also has 5 letters.
COINCIDENCE? I think not.
But what does this have to do with Half Life 3?
Stalin was in charge of a country.
Valve's employee, Yanis Varoufakis, is in charge of the economy of Greece.
Greece's army consists of three branches.
Three.
Three, as in the Android app "Threes".
Google is in charge of the Android app store.
Google's logo consists of the colors red, green, blue and orange.
Half-Life's logo is orange.
Do you know what else is orange? That's right.
The color orange.
There's three letters in the first three letters of the word "orange".
Oranges are fruits.
"Fruit" in Javanese language is "woh".
'Woh' has 3 letters.
Woh = orange, 3 letters.
Half-Life 3 confirmed.
The best part is this makes sense
I did not know there were three letters in the first three letters of the word orange.
Ainsley Barriot I read it with the confirmed videos synthetic voice
HOLY SHIT THIS BLEW MY MIND
Ainsley Barriot Talve is not winter Talv is
The worst is that this is way better animated than things ive seen in yt
RUclips: Why dont we recommend this 15 years later?
0:57 Me when theres not much time to explain something
As a 11 year old this is a certified hood classic ➿💎
didnt even notice this was in german until the "hei ich bin alyx"
Was that an early clue to let us know about the existence of Half Life Alyx?
I didn't know I need to see a German G-man "blah blah blah Mr freeman"
and would you know it? this video is still accurate and up to date to this day due to valve not releasing half-life 3
bla bla bla mister freeman
Bla bla bla indeed.
bla bla bla bla?
bla bla bla bla
Blabla? Bla bla! Blablabla...
Blaaa bla
"Blah Blah blah, Mr Freeman"
© G-Man
bro Diese "Bla Bla Bla Mr. Freeman" hat mir den rest gegeben... 💀💀
I really just love the animation style and how every sound is made just vocals :D
And i LOVE the way they say "Garden Freehman"
Ah Ah Staiyn' Alive *Ahhh* 5secs later
*BLAH BLAH BLAH MR. FREEMAN*
Why is this gem in my recommended thirteen whole years later?
Dunno
Just imagine how many hidden treasures are somewhere there
Marble machine
Badger badger badger
This too shall pass
10 styles of metal
I've recalled these ones in few minutes and they are all about music.
when they said "gondon friman" i fell out
"bla bla bla mr freeman" 🤣🤣