Valve Song: COUNT TO THREE ■ feat. Ellen McLain (official GLaDOS), The Stupendium & Gabe Newell
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This is a song about a game studio that brought us a variety of classics, but never released any game with number 3 in its name - VALVE. The company behind Half-Life, Portal, Counter-Strike, Team Fortress, Left 4 Dead, DOTA 2 and much more.
Featuring: ELLEN MCLAIN, the official GLaDOS from “Portal” and "Portal 2" as GLaDOS!
THE STUPENDIUM, the amazing nerdcore artist, as Gabe Newell!
And finally, Valve’s CEO, GABE NEWELL himself, who sang a couple of lines for the beginning and the end of the song!
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“Count to Three” by @TheChalkeaters:
Executive producer / songwriter: Alios / aliospony
Music producer / engineer: Tim Maslov [ soundbetter.com/profiles/2693... ]
Arranger / guitars / choir: @ErgyErgy
Lead artist / art director: Pondis [ linktr.ee/pondis ]
Lead animator / video composer: Lenich @LenichKirya
Character animator: @Kiryumia
Gabe Newell vocals: @TheStupendium
GLaDOS vocals: Ellen McLain (original voice of GLaDOS)
Alyx vocals: Holly Turton
Supporting arranger / piano: Dmitry Kovzel
Drums: Matias Menarguez
Trumpet: Bruno Brito
Saxophones: Weber Marely
Trombone: Felipe Coelho
Choir: Hineko, Vasya, Martie, Chaos Angel, tooi_cat, Venix, Walter, Dmitry Litvinov, Tsumikashi, Lenich, Ergy, Dmitry Kovzel, Nikdoge, Felya, Jerico, Choki, Finch under cover, BertyDahlia, Victor Bird
Supporting artists: Hunternif, Koldan Grey, Freskovich, QuietVictories
Mastered by Stuart Hawkes at Metropolis Studios
Special thanks to:
Gabe Newell and Michael ‘Lewi’ Lewington for recording Gabe’s awesome cameo!
Erik Wolpaw for allowing us to use Valve’s characters for the video!
Jamie Lopez, Wendi Wills, Tom McGurk for helping us to get Ellen on board
Bill Van Buren for helping us with the GLaDOS voice
zhenya_hacker, Kizuru and Martie for being our favourite test subjects
Vasya, Nikita Dobrinskiy, Chaos Angel for great ideas and overall support
And thanks to J. Antonio and Genoves Micheli for Spanish subs, Ivo Pavlov for Bulgarian, Martie for Polish, colon_d for German, ジンsay for Japanese, Tangerine for Korean, Bacon jack for Chineese, Igor Lucas for brazillian portuguese subs
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First
When’d GLADOS become your guys friend?
DEFINITELY PORTAL 3 PORTAL IS THE BEST GAME EVER!!!
You're merely hallucinating as there's no third reply, it does not exist
@@NoctisAeterna What if I delete my comment.. I have power for you to not exist.
"...The Valve's been stuck, corroded by the money,..."
*Minor Laceration, Detected.*
Morphine, Administered
They are struggling A LOT
*heartbeat moniter flatlines*
I love how TF2’s level just says “Competitive searching”
R.I.P competiteve mode......
Rip any casual server fucking bots
@@MrSloth-tl5yv That too
@@MrSloth-tl5yv What if Hard TF2 Bots vs Bots Bots
@@AgainWhy Making anti-bot bots does nothing bruh
>makes fun of his company
>makes fun of him personally
>Gabe still features in the video personally
what an absolute lad
Well, that's pretty mild
Dude even helped them get Ellen to come back as Glados and made sure that it was all fine legally.
I mean, It was making fun of their practices, But it was a hopeful positive song, Celebrating that they did good and people want more.
glory to arstotzka!
Gabe Newell does not take himself too seriously which, from a CEO, is such a breath of fresh air
3 years ago now, 3 minutes, 3 mentions of three, 3 invited voice actors, beautiful.
2:59 ಠ_ʖಠ
@@crown_boyand if you round this number, you get 3:00
(Sorry for my bad English, I'm just Russian.)
@@crown_boy yeah, because they can't count to 3
Three weeks since this comment was posted…
@@imakepeopleuncomfortable64EVERYONE
WE ARE GETTING NEARER TO TF3, PORTAL 3 AND HLF3
“One...Two.... Alyx.... Four”
“Wait wait what was that one?”
“Four?”
“No before that”
“Two?”
Wait they can count to 4, never thought they could even make it to 4
"Alyx?"
eleven twelve Alyxteen fourteen...
Nononono, after two but before four...
@@bigd8924 2 episode 1?
"Life have you lemons, take them out the freezer"
Lyrical genius.
No You make life TAKE THISE LEMONS BACK I DONT WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS IM GONNA BURN LIFES HOUSE DOWN.....WITH THE LEMONS YEAH IM GONNA HAVE MY SCIENTISTS CREATE A COMBUSTABLE LEMON
Fun fact: Pyro never appears in this video because they're literally the 3rd class you can select in the character selection screen of TF2.
holy shit that's genius
What about 0:49?
@@Mick_Facheritothat's just their mask n' stuff, never truly saw them moving around
@@afunnyrandomguy also, when their mask is thrown the number 3 shows up
lmfao now i feel bad abt pyro
1:38 I believe when GlaDOS says "The light's been turning green", is a reference to the Steam Greenlight program, that allowed people to vote onto games that looked great, onto getting on steam, and so... it was discontinued.
They say "the lights been turning green", the video has captions
@@jaden2210 Yikes, well i'm not actually editing that.
@@Swagman2023you did
I hope they get a big update on TF2 so many people have been playing for years without big updates and are still enjoying the game
"when everyone's anticipating another masterpiece of art"
That's...actually a lot of pressure
Ye
Why do you think we haven't had Half Life 3 yet?
With all the suspense and hype that'd surround it, it's basically guaranteed to fall short of expectations.
@@Delta-es1lg Yup, it's a CyberPunk situation
@@oliverfougere6296 Worse. Half-Life has been a massive hit for 24 years! As have the sequels and spin off related games like Portal!
I mean at this point i feel like they should say "calm your crowbars" and say shut the fuck up for once.
*Gabe just casually whistling this song on his way to his office*
Hi again. I'm Gabe N.
A fan of shooters, wizard of computers
and a handsome man.
Your grandfather used to blather, 'bout him a thousand years ago
wasn't easy keeping busy, every season brings another reason not to make a game
I had it all but tried new things, true.
It didn’t get us very far..
"Life gave you lemons"
They literally made masterpeices that made millions, they have eveything they need, they just need to make the lemonade
(The Lemon Line was a reference to Cave Johnson's Rant about Lemons in Portal)
@@almessasorrow4950 When life gives you lemons don’t make lemonade! Make life take them back!
@@Napstablook_ghost589 you sound like your about to invent combustable lemons to burn my house down
@@SoulRainYT burning people, he says what we're all thinking!
"So I just found out that apparently...a lemon isn't naturally occurring and is a hybrid by crossbreading A BITTER ORANGE AND A CITRON which means life NEVER gave us lemons...WE INVENTED THEM ALL BY OURSELVES!"
I love how the elevators floors go 1, 2, 2.1, 2.2, then 3
Valve: What comes after 2?
Man:
Valve: You are hired.
It’s 4
wait i thought it was alyx
@@moriiii4522 No, no, no. You can't just go directly to Alyx. It's 1, 2, 2.1, 2.2, then Alyx. Learn to count!
its "and"
2 episode 1
Hearing GLaDOS say "well here we are again" made me feel good.
To me it's the Turret choirs and that Sentry,as well the Merc
I know, i felt pressured to subto them.
It gave me that 🥰 feel
But it’s always such a pleasure
+
the fact that they actually got a real GLaDos, and Gabe Newell as well is just amazing-
Edit: Yay! arguments in the replies! :D
it's the real glados but it's not the real gaben
@@volga472it’s actually gaben at the start
@@ana_s yes but gaben didn't record this for the chalkeaters, i think it's part of an interview
@@volga472he actually did! chalkeaters tell about the song in this video ruclips.net/video/eDB_MXm3cEA/видео.html
@@volga472this is simply false. Check the description. One look proved you wrong. Why else would gabe sing the lines he did?
I love how the song is exactly 3 minutes long, contains the word "three" three times, is sung by 3 different voices and was uploaded on March.
Generally 2:59 minutes
don't forget that it was on the day 29, literally a day before the 30
Stupendium, Alyx's voice, Gabe Newell, Ellen Mclain and the 20 voices in the public beg to differ on that last statement.
@@MatheoZ14 I wouldn't really count the 20 different voices.
@@JarOfMayonnaise_TF2 Then count gabe, stupendium, alyx, ellen and the public. that's still not three
I love how Gabe is so in on the joke he literally makes an appearance just to prove to us all that he indeed cannot count
his dota announcer pack
They probably told him to count to 3 & they got this instead XD
@@MineJulRBX or they ask him to say one two three and four but be just skipped over three
@@TheMiraOfAll I’m pretty sure that’s just a face tracker thing where you can put other peoples faces on other people
I love the joke about "VALVe is corrupted by money" and "spin the VALVe" it's reference to VALVe logo
Half Life: S U F F E R
Portal: S U F F E R
Tf2: hahaha want some hats?
TF2: S U F F E R but in a stylish fashion
screaming eagles!!!!!!
The half life three disappeared when he took of pyro vision
ha bots go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Left 4 Dead: S U F F E R
i love how in this video all the characters from Valve games are just chilling out in the studio
3 is sung 3 times, is just short of 3 minutes, and there was 3 people they got to collaborate with. Beautiful.
2:59 no 3 minutes.
And it was three years ago now
The song length doesn't reach three minutes, only being a second behind. Holy shit that's such a nice touch
ah, I see. Still though, having it be three seconds is a dope detail!
@@deathpallie I'm pretty sure you're thinking about it in reverse
He trolled us AND gave us what we wanted at the same time, madman.... madman
Waht
Not only that, the chorus is used twice if I am not mistaken. The word three is also only said as a full "three" two times as well.
Imagine if Valve finally release a new Half-Life game, and just call it *"Half-Life 4"* just to fuck with us?
i hope they do, it can be a proper continuation and everything, they just never put three into the titles of their games
. . .and then they relief Half Life: Freeman, the prequel to Half Life 4.
Half life 2.9
Half life 2 1/2
Half Life 2.0!!!
how do you not do something everyone wants for so long someone makes a song about it
I love that when you see this video thumbnail it says it's 3 minutes long, but once you click on it it's actually 2 minutes and 59 seconds, not even the video can make it to 3 lol
For some reason, looking at Gordon and Chell dancing makes me happy
fr it gives me so much serotonin
@@dipstick06 Yes
It gives me hope
It really is a clever way to include an iconic pair of silent protagonists
Two of the best franchises together. Hoping to be cared for.
Just imagine gabe appearing on stage one day with a crowbar
And he announces the remake of half life 1
@@arthurmello7907 black mesa:am i joke to you
@@ghost2130Main Apparently yes. XD
@@ghost2130Main portal 1 doesn't use character models (except for yourself with portal glitch) and besides half life 1 was older
What would be If would say "Do you know I'm a BONK"
I love the touch on how when the elevator is going down, it goes from 1-2.2 as in Half-Life, Half-Life 2, Half-Life 2 Episode 1, and Half-Life Episode 2.
I like how in the end GLaDOS counts to "1, 2" before getting interrupted by Gabe saying "thank you and have fun"
"Life gave you lemons, take them out the freezer" is such a great line
I can't understand meaning of this line :(
@@mugrides6177 We know, LP was referring to the freezer portion.
@@constrictedconstitution6451 lmao how tf do you know what they were thinking
@@Kicksticks Well, i'm Portal fan and don't understand the freezer part either xD
bruh the whole song is a great line
the best part is that the word "three" is said exactly three times
And this video is 3 minutes!
@@ghuttsmckenzie4269 its actually 2:59 just to be extra cruel haha
@@suddddfdf8798 very fitting
@@suddddfdf8798 It's supposed to be 3 minutes on the dot, check the audio release
pretty sure it's either youtube or adblocks removing 1 second off of videos
@@tigerfloof ya like cnn 10 it’s sometimes 9:59
I just wanna remind everyone this song was released between 2 and 4 years ago.
So 2.99999999999 years.
At the start if you pay attention until the first beat drop the original Vavle game intro can be heard very slightly! Didn’t notice that did you?
We didn’t use it though, we re-recorded it from scratch for this bit :D
@@TheChalkeaterswell, it made that cut even though you didn’t add the real sound and did it from scratch, pretty cool you used your version of the intro in the song also the beats amazing! You guys did amazing!
I still can't hear it
so visible for me
When I heard it I got shivers. That was genius 0:02
HEARING GLADOS SAY "well here we are again" SENDS SHIVERS DOWN MY SPINE
Glad0s' entire part did that
Hearing new lines of Glados sent an unique feeling down my spine. I love Ellen voice so damn much
I’m so happy to hear new lines from THE Ellen McLain. GLaDOS will never get old.
Valve isn't a triple A company, they are a double A episode 1 company.
Underrated comment
Valve is SSS gaming company that actually cares about gaming while taking it's sweet time making games.
Wonder if they can count to 4
@@AnimationJ 1, 2, and 4
A episode 2.
it's been 3 years
Today this video is 3 years old
We now have the Disney Hero song to counter Todd Howard’s villain song.
I fucking love this.
@Jacob Smith veteran getting back innit
the anti hero
@@authorhazel1554 That's what I was looking for!
I guess it just works
@Jacob Smith Nah, is just the second half of hero's journey
This song needs a part 2 with a huge cliffhanger that never gets resolved
I think that's the joke....
or he uploads a part 3 but he titles it part 4. :)
You became the very thing you swore to destroy
Reeee
*Cough cough* Team fortress 2 comics *Cough*
Fun fact : this was “3” years ago and also the vid is “3” minutes and every comment is “3” years ago except the recent ones and everytime someone says “1” “2” do some math and you get “3” and in this clip 1:04 you can see “3” special zombies and count how many numbers are in every word that has “3” letters
holy shit.
"Three" -is all this man needs to say to plunge the world into chaos.
"Your grandfather used to blather about him a thousand years ago"
This is hauntingly accurate to how talking about Valve feels
"Hey, you know Valve made this cool game called Te-"
"-eam Fortress 2, I know.
"Oh. Well what about Le-"
"-ft for Dead, yes, I know both games."
"Well what about C-"
"-S:GO, yes, I KNOW!"
"And Ha-"
"-lf Life 1, 2, alyx, 2 episode 1 and 2, and even Portal and Dota."
@@yazidefirenze what’s funny is that back 4 blood doesn’t even have three in it
@@huemanporson9954 it's also not made by valve.
@@yazidefirenze “it's the product of Turtle Rock Studios, which was originally established in 2002 and acquired by Valve in 2008. For a brief period, during which it released the first Left 4 Dead, Turtle Rock was renamed Valve South. However, a rift in coordination led to a split between Valve and the studio, with Valve South separating and renaming itself Turtle Rock as a new independent company in 2010. Even after the split, Turtle Rock still retained many original L4D developers on the staff.”
Your right, but this was made by the the people that were owned by valve at first and the fact that it’s still not left for dead three and still clearly left for dead, kind of adds to valve not being able to count to three.
@@yazidefirenze I was talking to a family member and told him about a TF2 game and he said "looks old" and was gonna tell him it only came out like 4 or 5 years ago...
Pain
I like how they actually got Chell and Gordon's VAs for this
listen carefully and you can hear claude from gta 3
Wait, when?
@@ghastryder3945 just like in his game, he's on 3:00
@@notaguy0599 wait, what do you mean?
@@ghastryder3945 *sighs* who's gonna tell 'em?
Fun fact: the video is 2 minutes and fifty nine seconds long, making it almost 3.
the attention to detail like how some people dont have their ties tightened correctly, or just have a crappy collar is great
i just realized something
gabe newell could probably generate so much excitement by just going on a stage at some game convention and say "3" and just walk off stage
well that could mean tf3 half life 3 or portal 3 so that wouldn't be a good idea
@@divio784 All of those are still highly requested games so that's a win in every case
@@davidamiago yeah but if he just walked out and said 3 no one would know which 3 they meant it could even mean dota 3 which would be hilarious
@@divio784 That's a good point lol
@@divio784 it could also mean all 3 of them
I just noticed; the song is only 2 minutes and 59 seconds long. It never reaches 3 minutes.
In my screen it's 3:00
@@TheNosePicker99 I believe it's frames under three minutes, so it'd round
PFFFFFT
lol
YOU MAD MAN
To this day...I hope the sleeping giant awakens and truly does learn to count to 3...Half Life, Team Fortress, and Portal...Could you imagine?
It's been 3 years since this song came out and it is 3 mins long which is perfect.
"Let's show'em Triple-A done right!"
Gave me chills. Felt like when the hero gives a badass inspirational speech before a big show to the party.
Let's not forget the call-back in that scene to Chalkeaters' earlier music video, seeing the whirlpool of pink puppies shining through the window onto Gabe's glasses. There are so many awesome details in this video.
I love the fact that this song is exactly 2:59 long instead of being 3 minutes
I didn't notice... LoL
For me its 2:59 on the video, but on their channel its 3:00 .
@@yasho437 same
@Kinguim
Half-life 2: episode 2.5
@@yasho437 For some reason youtube always bumps up the runtime by one second in the recommended page
It’s been 3 years since this song was released and valve still has not been able to count to 3
The leyend says that when Half Life 3 gets announced there will be a sequel to these song
The fact that they got the big man himself makes this amazing. Not to diminish Ellen's role here, but when you get mr N to acknowledge the meme, you know it's special
Um…did they not just get an actor to PLAY as "Mr. N"? I'm pretty sure Gabe wasn't in on this video personally, that's what all the descriptions and channel-owned comments seem to indicate…
@@Wandergirl108 in the vary beginning they got Gabe Newell to do that part
@@Jebfrombritain Was it for this video specifically, or did they take it from something else he did…?
@@Wandergirl108 in the description it literally says they were able to get into contact with Gabe and have him record the lines
@@tulip7694 OH! So it does! I completely missed that, I'm sorry. That's my bad.
I just find it funny that valve could literally just advertise the number 3 and immediately hype the entire game community
And everyone would wonder which games it was. Half-life? (I mean probably that one) Portal? L4D? Team Fortress? Dota? THEY HAVE SO MANY FRANCHISES ON 2
They could just advertise the number 3 and I would buy it before it was even revealed which game
@@igunn8632 Artifact 3
I’m imagining an E3 where Gabe Newell shows up and says “3” or plays a voice clip of GLaDOS counting to 3 and everybody feckin’ EXPLODES
tf3 xD
It's really cool to see that you actually got some of the people working in valve.
Oh hey the video is 3 years old.
"Hey wow that glados voice is really good... wait"
Please!!! DONT GIVE GLADOS!!!
Because it's she! The original
@@b-fenix5789 it’s a joke
i don't get the joke
Seeing Ellen still taking on the role of GlaDOS puts a big ass smile to my face
Yes, really nice
I was literally wikipedia surfing earlier and I looked at her page and thought "She still does GLaDOS cameos? Wonder what she'll do next" and little did I know this had just been dropped
Love her
But thiss.....does put a smile on my face
she is literally reminding us every day that portal is such a good game
9 years later:
Valve:
We're releasing Half-Life: Alyx 3!
Half-Life: Alyx 2
3 years ago, oh what irony
Gordon and chell dancing together is the most beautiful thing i ever saw in my life
The 2 player mute and player 3 will be coming....
*Wink*
The forbidden dance of the forbidden pairing, you might say.
Gave me Booker/Elizabeth vibes
they are part of the same universe so we may be able to see it ingame at some point
you dont ship them do you?
I'll never get tired of hearing Ellen McLain as GLaDOS. Never.
Though it's weird hearing her normal voice. It's like YOUR VOICE SHOULD ALWAYS SOUND ROBOTIC
or even administrator
that is agreed upon
I go nuts when i hear her voice... WAIT A MINUTE YOU UNDERSTOOD WHAT I MEANT
@@aids7733 no but overwatch
Most iconic part is when I heard Glados started singing the ending of portal 2, and chill with freeman holding hands. Very cool reference, thank you for adding it.
I didn't know how much I wanted glados in a dapper hat until this
2:06 Gabe said "triple"
We're finally moving somewhere
Getting there...
sucks that that was stupedium not actually gabe
@@Tacopaper Damn it, Gabe! When will you learn to count to 3?
Small steps. Slow and steady wins the game.
i mean . .. . .. I GUESS
_"The cake may be a lie, but the nostalgia and happiness for seeing GLaDOS again, bring _*_real_*_ emotions to my heart."_
who doesnt love a neurotoxin dependant ai
That's just your blood turning into gasoline, its fine Cave has a way to fix it (maybe).
Combustible lemon
@@thatothertrashcan ha. tell that to the man himself. Oh wait. You cant. He killed himself for eating a blended up moon rock gel thinking it was a cure for cancer.
I think he couldn't even fix himself XD
He did find a way to resurect the dead and fix death though... OwO
(caroline)
Play the lab on vr (if you have it) and theres AWESOME GLaDOS
Seeing all the Portal/Portal 2 references warmed my heart as a *HUGE* Portal fan.
BRO I JUST REALISED AT THE BEGINNING THERES ONLY TWO PERIODS INSTEAD OF THREE IN THE CHALK EATERS LOGO
Not only did you get Gaben and Ellen, you’ve also managed to get the voice actors for Gordon and Chell.
You can hear them during the entire song
What do you me- ahhhhhhh, jeje (it’s funny because they never speak). Fun fact: Did you know the voice actors for Chell and Freeman are the most expensive in history?
my favourite quote by Gordon is "
" such an amazing and memorable line
Yeah, it's amazing they were able to do that.
@@feetMaster69 yeah they're the backing vocals
Okay now valve is just fucking with us
definitely feels like it, lol
Oh definitely. Valve are showing us that they're VERY self aware.
Letting the days go by~
Once in a life time~
Wellll they are self aware but Alyx gave us a reason to look forward into the future. SPOILER FOR HALF LIFE ALYX DO NOT CLICK READ MORE.
The end after the credits showed us Gordon grabbing the crowbar.... WE CAN HAVE HOPE!
You should offer your Gman animation services to them if they need it.
The day Valve creates a game that contains the number three, it may be the first signs of the apocalypse.
This video did such a good job at not including the number 3 but i found one fail and its not even that hidden someone else prob already found it though. at 2:02 you can see THREE buildings branded with the logos of Ubisoft, EA, and Activision obviously meant to mean that they have crossed the "other side" as Gabe puts it. but there is 3 buildings. Still a wonderful video.
Born too late to explore the Earth, born too soon to explore the universe, born just in time to witness this masterpiece
born too soon to play hl3
@@haniakupczak2068 if they are making hl3 then it probably started development around the time alyx released, and they will most likely make it the best it can possibly be which means it might take around 3-5 years to release. so I say you cant be born too soon
Born to shit, forced to wipe
! Are you waiting?
Say "1, 2, 4"!
You must believe it once or twice
You must believe it once or twice
You must believe it once or twice
Next step message
Hi, this is Gabe Newell.
Amateur sniper, witch
Great!
She shouted at her father.
A thousand years ago
Sorry, go to work
There are several reasons why you cannot play this game for a variety of reasons.
Why are you bothering me;
I spent all day in the studio.
I have everything, but try something new
Usatitore
Between ruler and instrument
I decided to rust on the walls!
No one except me saw the miracle.
The soul has no freedom at all.
So again I forgot the special season.
I hope half, Alex
The valve stopped working due to damage.
Without the use of lubricants for many years
We don't think it works.
But now you have to understand.
But now you have to understand.
I want to read this time
three!
Yes, I'm back
I haven't forgotten in a long time.
Nandi
We are
However, there are good ones.
Her weight continued to increase.
But Alex is safe with us.
Get up!
Card games
The first version of the product
Bright green mark
Life produces lemons
Remove from the refrigerator
This is the time to learn.
This is the time to learn.
I want to read this time
Great character
It’s hard to start from scratch.
While the others waited
Another work!
This machine is almost dead
Maybe it's over
So standard
Show me the three rules!
The valve is closed
Removing
But a few years later
We will not take action
The engine is running
I want to read this time
three!
Blotter
Stop being lazy.
Look at the truck!
We are working
Good baby!
This is the time to learn.
This is the time to learn.
I want to read this time
three!
This is Glados
Chalk is my friend
Write a hammer!
One or two
Thank you very much!
@@uppedtrout bts stands for "born to shit"
“This time you’re bound to count to three!”
Everyone: Portal 3? Half-Life 3? Team Fortress 3? Left4Dead 3?
Valve: Steam OS 3.
OH MY GOD I DID NOT REALIZE THAT THIS WAS LIKE.....thank you....
Left4Dead3 = Back4Blood
back 4 blood doesn't look very good
"there evolving, just backwards"
@@kirbyisnotapokemon4750 ikr
I literally forgot how hard this song smacks, need to come back and listen to it more
THIS is art.
Getting the actual gaben himself to be in this is just like the cherry on top of this beautiful 3 scoop sundae of a song, 3 out of 2
@UCLz_4CmW1uex9GCZeYoGV6w The Stupendium did the singing parts as Gabe, but the lines at the start and end of the song are actually recorded by Gaben.
@@oplik0 yeah, i think he knows dude
@@oplik0 were they just clips or original recordings
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When did they say he sang? All they said was he was in it.
@@matthewlaxon828 They were recorded specifically for this. :)
GladOS: "Except we're long forgotten"
me: "Something is wrong with my chamber"
Guys theres something more to my test chamber
T R I P L E L A S E R
@@mugrides6177 i typed it into a text to speech thing and it sounded like Kreehow
Guys, I can just grab the laser
@@mugrides6177 yes
For some reason this actually gives me hope for any and I mean any valve news
I can't believe how I only just realised that the video is 2:59 minutes long... ONE SECOND FROM THREE
Oh my God you're! I never noticed
I love the idea of Gordon and Chell, two completely mute characters, just being best friends and dancing while all the singing is happening.
And the fact that they are main characters of 2 best game series in history makes it even better.
i don't know they look like they're dating
Them mimicking the La La Land pose is hilarious. Guess we got a musical nerd in the graphics department around here
Alyx: ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ
@@bedaexe Alyx can speak. She’s not invited to the mute friendship club
The fact that gabe newell actually did some lines is incredible
Just to show he's aware.
@@mothermia he's aware of the memes we're making or to show how stupid it is that they can't count to 3?
@@confused9413 precisely, perhaps they are going to count to 3?
And he... REALLY hasn't aged well. Poor guy, I suspect he'll have to die before we get _any_ 3rd installments of games.
@@BeckyNosferatu Are you kidding? Gabe looks fucking great
0:02 He should have said “Is this what you want to see? Say one two… And four!” 😂
"Life gave you lemons, take them out the freezer" basically encapsulates modern valve entirely
The fact that they got ellen and gaben to be in this is insane
Didn’t know you were on first name basis with them 😆
@@indycole396 What? I'm so fucking confused.
@@fireking6308 what he means is the OP said just Ellen hence the first-name basis statement
@@StrandedClone But isn't it normal to refer to Ellen by her first name. That was what I didn't understand.
@@fireking6308 I think what Cole means is that using the first name of someone indicates closeness and maybe intimacy. Although, it really depends on the person and culture
in a Gabe themed dota voice pack he said "More than 2, and less than 4 kills" for the triple kill. Gabe is great.
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I love how its only 2:59 seconds long never going over i love it.
i love how people are saying that three has been said a total of three times on the course of the video, but ignore the part where all of the crowd say it at the same time
“Well, here we are again”
Those words sent shivers down my spine...
Same
Exactly dude and the cool thing is that's the voice actor for glados
It's always such a pleasure 👁👁
@@bubblechuk oh how we laughed and laughed
@@bubblechuk under the circumstances i've been shockingly nice
Video is 2:59 in length
GLADOS is performed by a real GLADOS
They even got GOD-GABEN to read a couple of lines of the song..
"Three" is actually sung three times
This is just incredible.
yeah, this is the ultimate shitpost, we reaching level 6 level of shitpots :O
@@skipmanghondarg They got the actual Ellen to voice the Glados part
@@SanityHarvey Yeah-yeah, description whooshed right behind me, im sorry
I am waiting for Half-Life ̶3̶ next game
what i think makes it even better is the fact that except for the choir everyone else is hesitant to say three
It's crazy to even hear Ellen's voice in over about a decade. And i love how down to earth both gabe and Ellen are during the recording of the song. It just makes them even more lovable.
The amount of references is shocking
“Say one, two and four” - Half-Life 4 CONFIRMED
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spy: no
Exactly!
I kinda think the part of counting to three is the wait for portal 3
@@racinracerxp8645 *kills everyone producing half life 4*
Valve could release a teaser image of just the number 3 and the entire internet would lose its mind
Valve: Note that out, note that out!
id really love for Gabe to walk onto stage at e3 with out anyone knowing and just say 3 then walk off stage
@@Xalphoria lmao that would br perfect
"But which one? We'll never know..."
@@Xalphoria Portal 3, Left 4 Dead 3, and Half Life 3.
I saw Ellen McLain and clicked on this SO FAST
I don't know why but "Life gave you lemons. Take them out the freezer" always makes me laugh
cuz Gaben isn't taking the opportunity of these 3rd installments
No its the fact that HL3 is in your freezer
@@tardisman602 whaa
@@tardisman602 o yea I forgot about that thanks
That reminds me in portal 3 I think c Johnson should be cryogenically frozen
“-one, two, ... and four!-“
“-wizard of computers,-“
Oh! No wonder he can’t count to three:
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@@regularname1825 my god, if the next halflife is called halflife 11...... i will eat my hat
@@daythenite5683 bruh
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this gave me chills for some reason
It's been 3 years