Portal - 'Still Alive'

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  • Опубликовано: 17 дек 2024

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  • @levejurgensen7007
    @levejurgensen7007 5 лет назад +33885

    This is the most passive aggressive song ever

    • @eldiegoasecas
      @eldiegoasecas 5 лет назад +790

      you don't seem to know about certain genetic lifeform and disk operating system

    • @thereplier46
      @thereplier46 5 лет назад +690

      Leve Jürgensen This song is the one where someone would be in the process of murdering you and having a normal conversation with you at the same time

    • @micahlehrke9
      @micahlehrke9 5 лет назад +190

      this is my favorite comment ever lol

    • @levejurgensen7007
      @levejurgensen7007 5 лет назад +69

      @@micahlehrke9 Thanks dude

    • @tommytigger4754
      @tommytigger4754 5 лет назад +268

      @Pionono THAT WAS A JOKE. FAT CHANCE.

  • @rubric167
    @rubric167 3 года назад +31271

    The worst part about portal and portal 2 is you can never play it for the first time again

    • @ikannunaplays
      @ikannunaplays 3 года назад +1606

      That's what lots of drugs are for, you forget so much you get to re-live everything again like it's the first time.

    • @db_tf3380
      @db_tf3380 3 года назад +634

      LSD + Video Games

    • @thedman1754
      @thedman1754 3 года назад +213

      Thats so positive.

    • @Indrakusuma_a
      @Indrakusuma_a 3 года назад +468

      Yep, agree. Portal and Portal 2 are such a great game like no other, but you only get to feel the sheer amount of joy and amusement once, and that's it.

    • @thatonebug420
      @thatonebug420 3 года назад +181

      memory loss my friend

  • @adepic7927
    @adepic7927 5 лет назад +24362

    Alexa, play Still Alive
    Alexa: Releasing neurotoxin gas

    • @kremyet270
      @kremyet270 5 лет назад +595

      No, I said still alive! AGAGAJDJKABDKAM

    • @thoma1165
      @thoma1165 5 лет назад +587

      @@kremyet270 Alexa: *starts playing despacito*

    • @thoma1165
      @thoma1165 5 лет назад +162

      @Rain In The Clouds alexa: 🎵 🎵Despacito
      Quiero respirar tu cuello despacito
      Deja que te diga cosas al oído
      Para que te acuerdes si no estás conmigo... Good night human...

    • @crypt1k755
      @crypt1k755 5 лет назад +544

      Alexa, bake me a cake
      Alexa: activating incinerator

    • @Patt955
      @Patt955 5 лет назад +198

      Alexa, where is my lovely cube?
      Alexa: you burn it down
      Alexa, why do you hurt me? D;
      Alexa I dont hate you (Alexa shutdown)

  •  6 месяцев назад +2408

    I just so adore that one twist… all throughout she sings "for the people who are still alive" and then
    There is research to be done
    *ON* the people who are still alive

    • @FederexEatsMayo
      @FederexEatsMayo 6 месяцев назад +1

      btw i use ubunutu

    • @Youmu_Konpaku_
      @Youmu_Konpaku_ 6 месяцев назад +127

      Wow i never noticed that, she's basically mocking you at this song that you just shut off a part of her. And not the entire ai

    • @taesheren
      @taesheren 5 месяцев назад +104

      @@Youmu_Konpaku_ she's not mocking you, she's bitter that you get to die and she _apparently_ can't.

    • @pgabrielrr
      @pgabrielrr 5 месяцев назад

      @@taesheren yeah, I can feel the irony at the end, she's like "oh life is so good, I love staying alive, it feels fantastic having to run these experiments over and over again"

    • @TheSoulCalledZuzia
      @TheSoulCalledZuzia 5 месяцев назад

      I know right, it's so clever

  • @courier_06
    @courier_06 5 лет назад +6751

    GLaDOS in portal 1: im so proud of you for killing me!
    GLaDOS in portal 2: Remember that time you killed me? you monster

    • @AstroTom
      @AstroTom 4 года назад +707

      When you're a psycho you'll never make a whole lot of sense, and that's GLaDOS for you. But I get why she's MUCH angrier in Portal 2, since she relived her death over and over for countless years

    • @courier_06
      @courier_06 4 года назад +74

      That is true

    • @spystabberv763
      @spystabberv763 4 года назад +233

      Well when you don't actualy kill GLaDOS in portal still alive you just destroy her emotionals and that's why she's proud of you bcuz you destroyed her angry

    • @spystabberv763
      @spystabberv763 4 года назад +26

      That's what i think

    • @courier_06
      @courier_06 4 года назад +21

      That actually makes a lot of sense

  • @punishement4727
    @punishement4727 7 лет назад +11608

    Fun fact: thats the only time valve has ever said "we're out of beta and releasing on time"

    • @tommystokes1838
      @tommystokes1838 7 лет назад +183

      Totally not a spy Nothing to see here when i read this comment it said exactly that xD

    • @ivanmolano7577
      @ivanmolano7577 7 лет назад +53

      Totally not a spy Nothing to see here I sing it... :' )

    • @jessicajamison1077
      @jessicajamison1077 7 лет назад +86

      Half life three anyone

    • @bakedpotato3734
      @bakedpotato3734 7 лет назад +51

      My sister is mean
      Cuz she thinks she knows all the memes
      from 2009-15

    • @natanshick
      @natanshick 7 лет назад +23

      Portal 3!

  • @Unhipsnow
    @Unhipsnow 3 года назад +18647

    GlaDOS is one of those villians where you both hate each other but when they're gone you feel like you lost a very dear friend

    • @delta8087
      @delta8087 3 года назад +342

      Yeah that was the main reason why I hated The blue bitch from portal 2 I felt like he was replacing her that piss me off Because only glados can kill you Blue bitch doesn't deserve that honour

    • @feetlunatic5134
      @feetlunatic5134 3 года назад +547

      I was sad when she was singing at the end I’m gonna play and finish portal 2 blind

    • @noiwontsignyourarmpit5263
      @noiwontsignyourarmpit5263 3 года назад +661

      @@delta8087 I loved Wheatley, but yeah, nobody can compete with GLaDOS.

    • @__m__a__x__
      @__m__a__x__ 3 года назад +185

      "My neme-neme, ooh my neme-nemesis"

    • @delta8087
      @delta8087 3 года назад +235

      @@noiwontsignyourarmpit5263 I love Wheatley too but he is literally the moron Corps

  • @CanuckWolfman
    @CanuckWolfman 3 месяца назад +395

    I was at a LAN Party at a local university a month or two after the Orange Box came out. While we were packing up the next morning, someone said "this was a triumph." Next thing you know, everyone in the hall was singing this together. It's legit one of my happiest memories.

    • @JibrilPC
      @JibrilPC 22 дня назад +10

      more impressive that everyone knew the lyrics by heart

    • @unr34L-
      @unr34L- 20 дней назад +1

      Long live the 2000s

    • @double7s41
      @double7s41 9 дней назад +2

      Then everyone clapped

  • @DoctorXander
    @DoctorXander 9 лет назад +11395

    Wikipedia tells me Valve wrote this song to make the player feel happy after completing the game.
    This is one of those occasions when someone set themselves a goal and couldn't have been more succesful

    • @johnathangrishaw3096
      @johnathangrishaw3096 9 лет назад +519

      ***** i alwzys feel like a jerk when i kill glados probably because of the line "the only thing youve broken so far .....is my heart

    • @kfizzledizzle8467
      @kfizzledizzle8467 9 лет назад +362

      colt grisham I never felt bad because 1: she tried to kill me. and 2: after the fight she was still alive.

    • @ascvb3
      @ascvb3 9 лет назад +126

      ***** I cried happy tears, this song still makes me cry a bit

    • @DomCola
      @DomCola 9 лет назад +92

      Kip Higginson thats why the song is "still alive"

    • @kfizzledizzle8467
      @kfizzledizzle8467 9 лет назад +12

      I know.

  • @thegamerator10
    @thegamerator10 4 года назад +6229

    GLaDOS: "I'm not even angry."
    GLaDOS in Portal 2: *humiliates Chell, tortures her, forces her to go through deadly test chambers once more, berates her, calls her fat...*

    • @crabman6132
      @crabman6132 4 года назад +337

      because she wants her gone

    • @Vithrahgron
      @Vithrahgron 4 года назад +268

      Thats why this game is awesome, because you can actually feel the "human side" of GLaDOS, as she says shes not mad but still trying to avenge herself (like some people do when they are hurt but also trying to hide it)

    • @pep1482
      @pep1482 4 года назад +101

      wait... Didn't *wheatley* called her fat?
      it's almost in the end of the game, but i can't remember what test chamber was

    • @silverdays2909
      @silverdays2909 4 года назад +150

      @@pep1482 they both call her fat as least once

    • @beehead0529
      @beehead0529 4 года назад +76

      This was before she spent 50,000 years rd watching her death so yea

  • @toupocallen7572
    @toupocallen7572 3 года назад +5927

    Dude said, "nostalgia," and I was like, "what? This shit ain't even that old." Then I realized that this game came out over 13 years ago and that not only is this game old but so am I. Still alive.

    • @xXLashkXx
      @xXLashkXx 3 года назад +73

      14* bro. And yeah, same here

    • @andy-gamer
      @andy-gamer 3 года назад +6

      H

    • @andy-gamer
      @andy-gamer 3 года назад +5

      Bruh

    • @UltraVioletLite
      @UltraVioletLite 3 года назад +65

      that moment when you realize portal came out 14 years ago
      and portal 2 came out 10 years ago
      conclusion: there is no portal 3 coming out anytime soon

    • @Failed_Omurice
      @Failed_Omurice 3 года назад +11

      How is this series part of my childhood but also like just as old as me

  • @silverchariot2463
    @silverchariot2463 4 месяца назад +397

    "You're just keep on trying 'till you run out of cake"
    - it literally describes my motivation to live

  • @clintonleonard5187
    @clintonleonard5187 8 лет назад +5010

    Years later and still one of the most iconic video game songs ever to exist.

    • @Wolf12342
      @Wolf12342 8 лет назад +8

      Clinton Leonard ≥﹏≤

    • @Davouc234
      @Davouc234 8 лет назад +9

      Clinton Leonard how about the mario bros theme?

    • @clintonleonard5187
      @clintonleonard5187 8 лет назад +19

      Ben Dover Yeah, I'd say that and Legend of Zelda are probably tied for #1.

    • @tattersthebat6253
      @tattersthebat6253 8 лет назад +9

      And this is the first time I've ever heard of it >_

    • @SuperSMT
      @SuperSMT 8 лет назад +27

      Mario song, tetris, the piano song from minecraft, zelda, this

  • @microplasticsdevourer4727
    @microplasticsdevourer4727 4 года назад +5730

    Portal is turning 14 this year thus making it legally allowed to work with a permit

    • @panfilolivia
      @panfilolivia 3 года назад +69

      So happy goro majima from yakuza is a portal fan

    • @Raven_.666
      @Raven_.666 3 года назад +86

      And to think this game was released only 9 years after Half Life

    • @NateSean
      @NateSean 3 года назад +21

      There's still plenty of times to do things to it that are illegal but way more fun.

    • @heyitzmae
      @heyitzmae 3 года назад +25

      portal 2 will be double digits

    • @tohotmoss4504
      @tohotmoss4504 3 года назад +34

      Now it can legally do science!!!

  • @QuangNguyen-cl5mz
    @QuangNguyen-cl5mz 5 лет назад +1813

    This song fits so well with the situation now, Valve is still alive.

    • @Galeq.
      @Galeq. 5 лет назад +38

      and Half-Life too :,)

    • @rvgr420
      @rvgr420 5 лет назад +7

      @@Galeq. oh hell yeah 😎🤘

    • @holmrekr
      @holmrekr 5 лет назад +24

      we couldve gotten portal 3but they didnt want people to vomit on their valve index

    • @rvgr420
      @rvgr420 5 лет назад +3

      @@holmrekr -sigh- Valve and their avarice.

    • @Thispersonisreal
      @Thispersonisreal 5 лет назад +5

      But TF2 isn't lmao, they put that on hold and it hurts a lot, because i love this game

  • @MyNameIsRati
    @MyNameIsRati Месяц назад +38

    Bro, the cake being mentioned, like, 10 times is pure comedy.

  • @michaelspears5121
    @michaelspears5121 5 лет назад +3622

    This song is very cute, but I swear the first time I listened to it, I got chills for everything after "And believe me I am still alive". Just a very, "Oh shit" moment.

    • @hadoom848
      @hadoom848 5 лет назад +266

      And you knew there had to be a Portal 2.

    • @zaboi007
      @zaboi007 5 лет назад +31

      can't like the comment sorry

    • @michaelspears5121
      @michaelspears5121 5 лет назад +143

      @@zaboi007 How will I ever go on knowing you, SuperKingShayan, couldn't like my comment?

    • @zaboi007
      @zaboi007 5 лет назад +20

      @David Sinca correct

    • @zaboi007
      @zaboi007 5 лет назад +14

      @@michaelspears5121 I did it alright? now go for 169 likes

  • @flargarbason1740
    @flargarbason1740 3 года назад +5888

    When you realize, Glados was singing this while reliving her death every 12 seconds.

    • @kremyet270
      @kremyet270 3 года назад +372

      Well she's not dead, technically, so she ain't wrong

    • @jacobtrowbridge7223
      @jacobtrowbridge7223 3 года назад +513

      So you know that cliche of a character being in a horrendous situation and whimpering "Find a happy place, find a happy place, find a happy place..."? Yeah. Science is lovely.

    • @diamondswiss8026
      @diamondswiss8026 3 года назад +201

      For about 50,000 years...

    • @justiceofbook
      @justiceofbook 3 года назад +143

      GOLDEN EXPERIENCE REQUIEM

    • @tigerfun8644
      @tigerfun8644 3 года назад +64

      Every 2 minutes but yeah

  • @brennansmith3343
    @brennansmith3343 4 года назад +30890

    New theme song of everyone who makes it to 2021

    • @apokkalypse
      @apokkalypse 4 года назад +942

      Walking out of Quarantine like

    • @av.punk.801
      @av.punk.801 4 года назад +640

      Heres the thing, we walk out, then... something... drags us back in, we get put in stasis for 50k odd years, miss the ENTIRETY of HL 2 and HL Alyx, and then we need to team up with a potato... sounds fun!

    • @gplgs4640
      @gplgs4640 4 года назад +128

      Griffin Radford Music
      Potato funny

    • @av.punk.801
      @av.punk.801 4 года назад +109

      @@gplgs4640 Potato wanted us DEAD

    • @rdctd7549
      @rdctd7549 4 года назад +27

      ohh :0

  • @Epsilon3141
    @Epsilon3141 6 месяцев назад +89

    I genuinely want this to be played at my funeral. Playing portal was incredibly impactful, and helped lead to my love of science, gaming, and puzzles. It’s kinda remarkable that I have hundreds of hours on a game that I can beat in 30 minutes.

    • @EaterOfGeese
      @EaterOfGeese Месяц назад +3

      "Still alive" played at a funeral is a funny thought.

  • @thatrussianguy2220
    @thatrussianguy2220 4 года назад +7950

    The fact that this song still has new comments even after all these years puts a smile on my face
    Edit: 6.9k likes, nice.

    • @finercandy45113
      @finercandy45113 4 года назад +21

      I agree

    • @Gloom_
      @Gloom_ 4 года назад +7

      ikr?

    • @ariaa.9428
      @ariaa.9428 4 года назад +59

      Still alive I guess

    • @rudrasingh6354
      @rudrasingh6354 4 года назад +27

      You could day that the song is... Still Alive (sorry for the pun)

    • @BG-bj7cd
      @BG-bj7cd 4 года назад +8

      I come here a lot when I'm sad

  • @shinomustdie
    @shinomustdie 3 года назад +5103

    "And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time."
    Yeah, okay Valve

    • @Otierela
      @Otierela 3 года назад +119

      Sure we releasing on time *wishper* but decade later

    • @brandonsaquariumsandterrar8985
      @brandonsaquariumsandterrar8985 3 года назад +97

      More like making a great game and forgetting about it for like a decade

    • @gabrielking7855
      @gabrielking7855 3 года назад +75

      tf2 heavy update be like.

    • @brightax7502
      @brightax7502 3 года назад +37

      OMG 3 COMMENTS THAT MEANS 3 PORTAL

    • @johnknox9450
      @johnknox9450 3 года назад +1

      I would like this, but the likes are at 666 and i dont want to mess that up.

  • @balysatm379
    @balysatm379 Год назад +4668

    16 years, still a banger.

  • @volcano.mitchell
    @volcano.mitchell 7 месяцев назад +121

    17 years and this music is still alive.

    • @FederexEatsMayo
      @FederexEatsMayo 6 месяцев назад +1

      btw i use ubunutu

    • @P0L0_312
      @P0L0_312 6 месяцев назад +5

      @@FederexEatsMayo WHAT THE HELL IS UBUNUTU!??!?

    • @wecantthinkofaname2247
      @wecantthinkofaname2247 4 месяца назад +1

      @@FederexEatsMayo ewwww arch linux better

    • @SamuuBlitz
      @SamuuBlitz 16 дней назад

      I just played the game for the first time one days ago and now this is one of my favorite songs
      Still Alive :')

    • @volcano.mitchell
      @volcano.mitchell 16 дней назад

      Why did Linux get brought here?

  • @vex7830
    @vex7830 3 года назад +4169

    Just finished portal 1 for the first time; I have never smiled harder at the end credits of a game

    • @ElephantsDoingCrack
      @ElephantsDoingCrack 3 года назад +111

      It was a game that made us all smile since 2007 : )

    • @shaww8721
      @shaww8721 3 года назад +44

      have you played portal 2 yet?

    • @vex7830
      @vex7830 3 года назад +42

      @@shaww8721 yes i finished it

    • @catboygremlin
      @catboygremlin 2 года назад +38

      I just finished portal 1 for the first time a week ago and just cuz I could I sung along at the end, pure joy.

    • @enzobuso5933
      @enzobuso5933 2 года назад +32

      Finished it like 30 min ago. Great game. Surprised by how short it was tho

  • @linkpingu
    @linkpingu 5 лет назад +5681

    When I played this game I was still beginning to learn english, and coming back to this song years later with the ability to understand the lyrics gives me both a feeling of nostalgia and accomplishment. Thanks Valve

    • @linkpingu
      @linkpingu 5 лет назад +172

      @Your Standard Dart Don't worry, that's a really interesting question! Well it has been like 8 years since that time so I don't exactly remember, but I think I pretty much didn't understand anything because I was just starting english. I had to use Google translate to understand the title, and didn't bother to translate much more. So yeah, it wasn't until recently that I could figure out what this song is about!
      Now for the listening part, I remember that I could understand when she says "Still alive" because it is just 2 short words and I knew it was the title (and also because it was written on the screen while the music was playing ^^), but for the rest I didn't hear words but rather spoken sounds as everyone can hear when listening to a foreign language. That didn't stop me from liking the music, as I was focusing on the melody!
      So that's it for my experience at that time, hope it answers your question! ;)

    • @bangtwitterandtwicetagram830
      @bangtwitterandtwicetagram830 5 лет назад +23

      That's awesome. Congrats 💜

    • @yasd8493
      @yasd8493 5 лет назад +6

      Same here

    • @fredbearfazbear3004
      @fredbearfazbear3004 4 года назад +21

      Good on you learning a new language

    • @NobleRaider2747
      @NobleRaider2747 4 года назад +4

      @Your Standard Dart at least you don't like kpop

  • @dinofrog926
    @dinofrog926 4 года назад +1011

    “We do what we must because we can” is a neat quote

    • @IamBHM
      @IamBHM 4 года назад +19

      Jonathan Coulton definitely has a way with words sometimes.

    • @xelnar5780
      @xelnar5780 4 года назад +5

      Gacha LegendLove THIS IS APERTURE WE SAY WHAT WE WANT BECAUSE WE WANT

    • @ooochoa
      @ooochoa 4 года назад +13

      science is not about "why", is about "why not".

    • @cavejohnson7605
      @cavejohnson7605 4 года назад +16

      @@ooochoa Why is so much of our science dangerous? Why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you on the butt on the way out, because you are fired!

    • @aidang7519
      @aidang7519 4 года назад

      taxes

  • @shaneuniverse4965
    @shaneuniverse4965 5 месяцев назад +34

    There is no doubt in my mind this is the best credit sequence of any media. Such a banger that comes out of left-field, just like the rest of the game. Endings are always difficult, and this is an absolutely brilliant way to end a game.

  • @wormfrend
    @wormfrend 4 года назад +6265

    This is basically the "I lived, bitch" meme made in song form.

  • @carmelamorano6296
    @carmelamorano6296 6 лет назад +2493

    “Look at me still talking when there’s science to do”
    My science teacher used to say that all the time and I never understood until I played Portal

  • @Fizzlefuse
    @Fizzlefuse 2 года назад +2044

    Portal released in 2007. it's 2022
    I still know this song by heart and man, it brings back good memories.

    • @linkfromzelda1002
      @linkfromzelda1002 2 года назад +5

      Play Aperture Desk Top

    • @giblerjab
      @giblerjab 2 года назад +12

      Im sobbing 😭 simpler times man simpler times

    • @gurjindersingh3843
      @gurjindersingh3843 2 года назад +4

      I only remember the tune but it gives me more warm fuzzy feeling than any other game in the last 15 years.

    • @rubriccube1723
      @rubriccube1723 2 года назад +2

      Portal was released the year I was born? :0

    • @linkfromzelda1002
      @linkfromzelda1002 2 года назад +2

      @@rubriccube1723 You're 15 awww

  • @VenThusiaist
    @VenThusiaist 5 месяцев назад +20

    my favorite part is
    "But there's no sense crying over every mistake; You just keep on trying untll you run out cake."
    because if you think about it, it's actually a pretty damn sweet and wholesome thing for GLaDOS to say.

  • @Natalia-jb7vv
    @Natalia-jb7vv 3 года назад +2951

    "This was a triumph.
    I'm making a note here: Huge success."
    Me when I get a C.

    • @larsargo
      @larsargo 3 года назад +61

      hey, a C is passing, good job

    • @M-a-r-c
      @M-a-r-c 3 года назад +85

      @@larsargo not if you are asian

    • @alec0062
      @alec0062 3 года назад +41

      Success is an A.
      The note in the music is A at 'Success'

    • @Mando.a_Mullan
      @Mando.a_Mullan 3 года назад +24

      "It's hard to overstate my satisfaction"

    • @marianobarros1141
      @marianobarros1141 3 года назад +1

      @@Mando.a_Mullan It actually says "it´s hard to overstate" XD

  • @thatoneguy3408
    @thatoneguy3408 4 года назад +1218

    When the entire universe dies and the space time continum collapse this song will play during the credits

    • @HaloCEJohnnoscope
      @HaloCEJohnnoscope 4 года назад +7

      Nice thumbnail pic.

    • @jorgealventosa5859
      @jorgealventosa5859 4 года назад +27

      By the time the entire universe dies GLaDOS will still be alive

    • @ember-brandt
      @ember-brandt 4 года назад +12

      You just gave me the idea to have this played at my funeral... YES 💛

    • @HandsoemVR
      @HandsoemVR 4 года назад +6

      Oh yeah I forgot life is just a very long game.

    • @alexa.davronov1537
      @alexa.davronov1537 4 года назад +2

      But it ain't. It's saddest part. I know everyone would love their own good song to play at their universe collapsing bu they will have no choice.

  • @thomasaa1361
    @thomasaa1361 2 года назад +5499

    I just finished Portal for the first time, 15 years after release, and I just sat staring at this credit screen smiling from ear to ear. What a villain, what a song, what a game!!

    • @patrickmorrey8722
      @patrickmorrey8722 Год назад +138

      Same here! Just finished it today and it was so cool to hear the song and actually meet GLaDos for the first time!

    • @daniellu1321
      @daniellu1321 Год назад +87

      @@patrickmorrey8722 me too! I completed it today and it definitely deserves the title as one of the best puzzle games.

    • @lilyluhtwizzy
      @lilyluhtwizzy Год назад +13

      Same bro

    • @patrickmorrey8722
      @patrickmorrey8722 Год назад +14

      @@Koofteh I actually just started it yesterday and it's been really good so far. It's fun to see the effects of the first game. I just know it'll be even better once I get further as well.

    • @lightningbolt171
      @lightningbolt171 Год назад +19

      I bought it with a good discount and I don' t regret every cent I spend, it vas very worth it

  • @SuperStarEevee
    @SuperStarEevee 6 месяцев назад +24

    i just beat this game for the first time today (i know im late to the party) but MAN
    i can see why people love this series and want it to return

    • @Real_YeetDeeter
      @Real_YeetDeeter 2 дня назад +1

      It cant return sadly because Gabe Newell is afraid of the number 3

  • @gunslingerspartan
    @gunslingerspartan 4 года назад +3734

    "I prefer to stay inside"
    Absolute queen, flattening the curve since way back when

    • @MrGameManIsCool
      @MrGameManIsCool 4 года назад +52

      TheLittleApocalypse I love sorting comments for new on old videos because you get absolute gems like this haha

    • @Glocktopus1
      @Glocktopus1 4 года назад +14

      Introverts... The heroes we need but don’t deserve

    • @krakenite8444
      @krakenite8444 4 года назад +3

      wait shes an AI, so how can she catch Covid?

    • @artemisfowl1862
      @artemisfowl1862 4 года назад +10

      @@krakenite8444 COVID19.exe virus

    • @procrastinator99
      @procrastinator99 4 года назад +3

      I'm the 666th like. :)

  • @nyetnyetsu
    @nyetnyetsu 5 лет назад +2504

    12 years has passed.
    THIS DAMN SONG STILL STUCK IN MY DAMN HEAD.

    • @a.person1805
      @a.person1805 5 лет назад +28

      I guess that the song triumphed in its purpose to be memorable

    • @boy6named6zoen6
      @boy6named6zoen6 5 лет назад +14

      Could be worse. Like Crazy Frog worse..

    • @megaosarmeat9400
      @megaosarmeat9400 5 лет назад +1

      Причем тут Бодров?

    • @feliciensabin3845
      @feliciensabin3845 5 лет назад +4

      I think it prouve to ourself we loved this game and this will do portal can't be forget and now i just whait for the next one

    • @dogfellow3848
      @dogfellow3848 5 лет назад +17

      I guess the memory is....Still Alive?

  • @TeCHnORiOT
    @TeCHnORiOT 8 лет назад +2952

    Damn, 2007. Time flies.

  • @EthanBerghorst-j3b
    @EthanBerghorst-j3b 19 дней назад +9

    About 17 years and yet is still probably the best ending song for a game

  • @violetbackedstarling
    @violetbackedstarling 3 года назад +1499

    I'm GLaD this fanbase is Still Alive. Just got into it, myself.

  • @verticalsorh7124
    @verticalsorh7124 3 года назад +4136

    “I’m not even angry”
    Well that was a lie

    • @charlesjakesamadan4008
      @charlesjakesamadan4008 3 года назад +180

      *The Cake is a lie*

    • @Stick-Toons-508
      @Stick-Toons-508 3 года назад +78

      @@charlesjakesamadan4008 But what if, the cake is actually a spy?!

    • @StupidEdits
      @StupidEdits 3 года назад +62

      @@Stick-Toons-508 What if the cake is (still) alive

    • @Keeperofsecrets93737
      @Keeperofsecrets93737 3 года назад +26

      @@StupidEdits good luck even eating it with the ingredients that are provided by the intelligence Core all that polyester resin and fiberglass is going to make it impossible to eat and even if you manage to get a bite out of it you'll probably die because of the preservatives

    • @glados4282
      @glados4282 3 года назад +13

      No, it's not.

  • @talon24
    @talon24 3 года назад +4492

    my physics teacher would say "look at me still talking when theres science to do" all the time, he was a great teacher.

    • @Konxovar0
      @Konxovar0 3 года назад +147

      That guy sounds great.

    • @rubric167
      @rubric167 3 года назад +196

      SCIENCE ISN’T ABOUT WHY ITS ABOUT WHY NOT! Also he sounds like a good guy

    • @simekon80085
      @simekon80085 3 года назад +35

      Frickin legend

    • @trainerthatroc
      @trainerthatroc 3 года назад +41

      All my science teacher would say was 'don't take your Ferrari down to the mailbox' he didn't like us using calculus in his class.

    • @talon24
      @talon24 3 года назад +13

      @@trainerthatroc thats garbage, science isn't science if you arent utilising calc and at least some formulas derived from differential equasions.

  • @quask
    @quask 6 месяцев назад +14

    I wonder if when she said "I feel FANTASTIC and im still alive" at 2:45 was a refference to that one creepy I feel fantastic video from way back in the day cuz if so that's awesome

    • @s9452
      @s9452 6 месяцев назад +3

      yeah the robotic voice even sound similar lol

    • @ShowGames_TV
      @ShowGames_TV 6 месяцев назад +1

      i feel fantastic hey hey hey

  • @shadow101class
    @shadow101class 5 лет назад +4917

    Song so old that youtube recommended it under "folk songs"

    • @Sirdeathvids
      @Sirdeathvids 5 лет назад +131

      The funny thing is that the game takes place in the future, but yes it's an old(ish) song

    • @casey2057
      @casey2057 5 лет назад +5

      shadow101class lol

    • @DiamondYoshi101
      @DiamondYoshi101 5 лет назад +30

      RUclips got drunk again.

    • @michaelmurdock9856
      @michaelmurdock9856 5 лет назад +48

      It might be because the woman who voiced Glados is an opera/folk singer

    • @floydlooney6837
      @floydlooney6837 5 лет назад +27

      RUclips also thinks Taylor Swift is country music

  • @Lime_Sherbert
    @Lime_Sherbert 4 года назад +1980

    "But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep trying till you run out of cake"
    GLaDOS saying facts

    • @Lime_Sherbert
      @Lime_Sherbert 4 года назад +61

      "Maybe black mesa...
      THAT WAS A JOKE HA HA FAT CHANCE"

    • @Mar408
      @Mar408 4 года назад +9

      @@Lime_Sherbert lol

    • @JamDread99
      @JamDread99 4 года назад +8

      spitting fax

    • @diegogoldenjet3469
      @diegogoldenjet3469 4 года назад +2

      Non speak gringou

    • @thatonesmallchannel125
      @thatonesmallchannel125 3 года назад +6

      @@Lime_Sherbert me who played half life on my second playthrough...
      (talking to glados)
      Umm... Yeah black mesa suck... woo...

  • @Croix1
    @Croix1 8 лет назад +3667

    "And we're out of Beta. We're releasing on time"
    yeah valve... ok...

  • @justin2308
    @justin2308 5 месяцев назад +11

    Finally decided to play the game for myself a week ago to see what the big deal was. Got so frustrated trying to position the portals right on the boss fight that I only went back and finished it last night. Hearing this song, seeing the menu change to show the cake, I actually felt like I’d accomplished something- and I haven’t gotten that feeling from a game in so long.
    Bravo, Valve. Bravo.

  • @TheInvisibleCactusYT
    @TheInvisibleCactusYT 2 года назад +4605

    This game is 15 years old and still feels fresh
    How are Valve so good at making games

    • @Ronald_McDonald_trump
      @Ronald_McDonald_trump 2 года назад +296

      Its cause they Can't count to three which makes us enjoy and cherish the game more

    • @GrubHuncher
      @GrubHuncher 2 года назад +169

      I was thinking about that yesterday. Somebody could find Portal in 5,000 years and still have a lot of fun with it. The game is literally timeless.

    • @happyemojimemes
      @happyemojimemes 2 года назад +57

      15? Looks like a 2020 game to me.

    • @GunsAndAmmo3
      @GunsAndAmmo3 2 года назад +58

      Cuz they hired random ass college students

    • @therealjanczareq4355
      @therealjanczareq4355 2 года назад +25

      I am so happy to be born the same year as many now beloved videogames. I'm sad that i wasn't there when they released, but at least i got to experience them.

  • @haufe012
    @haufe012 4 года назад +694

    "When you 're dead, i am still alive" - the most unhidden taunt ever after you "defeated" a endboss in a game xd

    • @bucketguy6438
      @bucketguy6438 3 года назад +1

      123 likes rn

    • @suilvenmountain2395
      @suilvenmountain2395 3 года назад +1

      150 sad people liked this post

    • @PerfectAlibi1
      @PerfectAlibi1 3 года назад

      What if Chell is also poured into a computer like her mom Caroline? ^^

    • @g.poupin1700
      @g.poupin1700 3 года назад +5

      @@PerfectAlibi1 ah shit , here we go again. The "Caroline is Chell's mother" theory isn't nearly canon , and comport many flaw. Stop assuming it as a fact when it proove nothin'

    • @PerfectAlibi1
      @PerfectAlibi1 3 года назад

      @@g.poupin1700
      It is the most logical conclusion, and we are bombarded by hints for that throughout the game...

  • @PaulRietvoorn
    @PaulRietvoorn 9 лет назад +369

    8 years ago already? man, I'm getting freaking old.

  • @rynther
    @rynther 2 месяца назад +6

    The back handed comments and snark are what made GlaDOS such an iconic villain, the humor in the story line really made the game.

  • @NekoreoGolden
    @NekoreoGolden 6 лет назад +7382

    Nostalgia ;-;

    • @denki9670
      @denki9670 6 лет назад +11

      Leoreo la verdad es que si >-

    • @tempjohn3510
      @tempjohn3510 6 лет назад +26

      Loereo that was a time to be alive, and that's not even because im blinded by nostalgia but damn shit was sooo good in the 2010s. Only Portal Stories Mel brought me back 1 more time

    • @NekoreoGolden
      @NekoreoGolden 6 лет назад +14

      Temp John, True. Think about the memes too, It was better!

    • @tempjohn3510
      @tempjohn3510 6 лет назад +6

      Leoreo the cake is a lie!

    • @Luis16000
      @Luis16000 6 лет назад +4

      Madre mia leoreo pero que haces aqui compañero xdxdxdxdxd

  • @Youmartyrme
    @Youmartyrme 4 года назад +2888

    It took me a second to realise when the says “Glad” she spells it “GLaD” like GLaDOS sneaky humour there woman.

    • @danydady6851
      @danydady6851 4 года назад +186

      She also puts a period in the middle of "I'm glad I got burned" like it's two separate sentences.
      I'm GLaD.
      I got burned.

    • @skylarpenney5259
      @skylarpenney5259 4 года назад +40

      I just found that too. Ugg portal is so underrated and funny!

    • @gargantuanleviathan9642
      @gargantuanleviathan9642 4 года назад +16

      Hey wheatly.. how's it going out in space.

    • @ciasteczkowymix4347
      @ciasteczkowymix4347 4 года назад +3

      mOnOn

    • @assssssssss710
      @assssssssss710 4 года назад +7

      Space, space, SPAAACE!!!

  • @timepixeI
    @timepixeI 4 года назад +11003

    still alive

    • @GoldenGamerFox7272fromYT
      @GoldenGamerFox7272fromYT 4 года назад +744

      i hope portal 3 comes out in the 2020's
      edit: leave me alone plz
      edit2: no seriously stop
      edit3: i dont care Zal Animate
      edit4: I HAVE THE N WORD PASS

    • @W_Wolfie
      @W_Wolfie 4 года назад +383

      idk what story is there for portal anymore. legit, in this case we got closure
      were likely getting closure aswell if hl alyx does well. portal has no more story to tell, while half-life still needs to tell us the aftermath of episode 2. the only thing i can think of for portal to have a continuity would be that it has another prequel like hl alyx is to half-life 2 explaining the creation of GLaDOS

    • @BOTAllen
      @BOTAllen 4 года назад +95

      Gabby Lucas there were multiple portal themed small very short games as they were experimenting in VR, but I don’t believe they would do something with chell if they do make one

    • @galaxydoes8034
      @galaxydoes8034 4 года назад +169

      Welcome to Portal 3: New Facility, New Mechanics, New Characters, Same Old GLaDOS.

    • @Shimada.
      @Shimada. 4 года назад +30

      Hell yeah

  • @ckopen7192
    @ckopen7192 5 месяцев назад +5

    one of the best credit songs ever. it perfectly exemplifies the general tone of the game while also being really catchy. beating the game for the first time and getting surprised with this banger is definitely a memory im sad i wont get to experience again

  • @acanwithnobrand
    @acanwithnobrand 3 года назад +1899

    “Maybe Black Mesa, That was a joke, haha, fat chance”
    Lmao, best part of the song

    • @Grenino
      @Grenino 2 года назад +65

      Finished playing portal earlier today and I was laughing so hard at that line

    • @skywolfx76
      @skywolfx76 2 года назад +82

      I mean, Black Mesa is a bit of a hell hole to work for too XD I rather deal with robots than alien zombies

    • @ovecka17
      @ovecka17 2 года назад +60

      actually the best part of the song is 0:00 to 3:04

    • @acanwithnobrand
      @acanwithnobrand 2 года назад +44

      @@ovecka17 whats wrong with 3:05?

    • @ToastiestWaffle
      @ToastiestWaffle 2 года назад +96

      @@acanwithnobrand The song ends

  • @DLBBALL
    @DLBBALL 7 лет назад +7354

    I like the passive-agressive nature of GLaDOS in this song

    • @rokovucicic3337
      @rokovucicic3337 7 лет назад +12

      Dude Lmao me too

    • @theillegalseagull6838
      @theillegalseagull6838 7 лет назад +37

      Dude Lmao wait this is GLaDOS?

    • @noodleexpanding3407
      @noodleexpanding3407 7 лет назад +172

      matthew Garcia Who do you think it is?

    • @hughcroucher6679
      @hughcroucher6679 7 лет назад +91

      possibly one of her personality cores, could explain why she is so happy

    • @DLBBALL
      @DLBBALL 7 лет назад +191

      Hugh Croucher It's not though.
      "And tore me to pieces. And threw every piece, into, a fire."
      The pieces representing the cores you throw into an incinerator.

  • @linksally
    @linksally 6 месяцев назад +15

    16 years later, still crying when I hear this

  • @fishraposo7192
    @fishraposo7192 3 года назад +3206

    Glados is actually cute when she is not on a murderous rampage

    • @torna2508
      @torna2508 3 года назад +5

      1º reply.

    • @raffandbotnik
      @raffandbotnik 3 года назад +153

      i cant imagine glados without murder

    • @spacekid9680
      @spacekid9680 3 года назад +7

      @@raffandbotnik yeah lol

    • @fishraposo7192
      @fishraposo7192 3 года назад +109

      @@raffandbotnik she is always murderous, she is just not always murdering

    • @wraydan8908
      @wraydan8908 3 года назад +54

      Robotsexual

  • @pretzelbodyvarial9629
    @pretzelbodyvarial9629 5 лет назад +7084

    This video is older then some kids who watch RUclips

  • @Wanderlust073
    @Wanderlust073 3 года назад +1644

    Coolest part about this to me are the lines where she knows how bad the Combine have made things, and teases about being better off inside and ‘better you than me’.

    • @helsethhh
      @helsethhh 3 года назад +190

      Yeah I just realised that, after all these years. "When I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you". So good.

    • @fenrisredacted2870
      @fenrisredacted2870 3 года назад +23

      More of all she knows is something bad is happening, not what it is really.

    • @porpyy7043
      @porpyy7043 3 года назад +123

      "I have an infinite capacity for knowledge but not even I know what's going on out there. All I know is that I'm all that stands between us and them - well I was, anyway"

    • @Cowlicker
      @Cowlicker 3 года назад +58

      And in the boss batle "Im whats keeping them out" There were others

    • @illimarluukasoim6331
      @illimarluukasoim6331 3 года назад +8

      Holy shit what a easter egg man

  • @EbonyIgnot
    @EbonyIgnot 5 месяцев назад +10

    Just finished the game. It's amazing how a game released 15+ ago feels like a breath of fresh air. The robot, even though it has no face or background story, is very well written and has an extremely distinct personality. Even though it's an asshole I can't help but love it lol. Can't wait to play Portal 2

    • @wylker24
      @wylker24 4 месяца назад +1

      "The robot" has a name

    • @lionllew6601
      @lionllew6601 14 дней назад

      @@wylker24 and a backstory. Come back once you played #2 @EbonyIgnot

  • @eldritchtoilets210
    @eldritchtoilets210 5 лет назад +683

    I remember when Valve was a video game development studio before a publisher. Amazing times....

    • @cypherusuh
      @cypherusuh 5 лет назад +19

      they're still developing video games, albeit they focused their effort on VR developments
      ngl they did an awesome work with their latest VR controller

    • @eldritchtoilets210
      @eldritchtoilets210 5 лет назад +22

      @@cypherusuh True, I must admit I also greatly appreciate their efforts on Proton to make Linux a viable platform for gaming. I just *really* miss the times when they were releasing amazing games upon one another. Artefact kinda showed they aren't interested in making innovative game's anymore....

    • @zael7292
      @zael7292 5 лет назад +11

      L'indécis de nature I think thats why they’re struggling to release hl3. Hl1 and 2 both were extremely innovative games for their times and if half life 3 is just some of run of the mill FPS with a great story but isn’t very groundbreaking it won’t live up to hype.

    • @KoryLunaa
      @KoryLunaa 5 лет назад

      @@zael7292
      True

    • @KoryLunaa
      @KoryLunaa 5 лет назад +2

      @@eldritchtoilets210
      Well you could say Valve in their eyes moved on to greener pastures, they're done with PC games and are now focusing on VR development and games for it, sure there are some people working on games but its mostly multiplayer and a rotating staff

  • @5MadMovieMakers
    @5MadMovieMakers 2 года назад +6080

    I remember friends from high school singing this and quoting the games. Super glad I got to play through the series in college

  • @dabonthehaters7919
    @dabonthehaters7919 5 лет назад +1706

    I miss being 6 years old, sitting on my dad's lap while he played this game, and trying to press keys to mess him up because I thought it was funny. I remember watching him do chamber 17. I won't get those times back, never ever.
    He's not taken off or died or anything. I still see him all the time, but neither of us will ever be that young again, and neither of us will ever experience portal for the first time again.

    • @celeb-seventeen
      @celeb-seventeen 5 лет назад +95

      Perhaps you and him should replay it for old time sakes if you got the time ;)

    • @MurraysTooScared
      @MurraysTooScared 4 года назад +37

      too early to be this sad

    • @AxtonKincaidILM
      @AxtonKincaidILM 4 года назад +51

      Yakko Warner that’s a nice story, but kinda sad. Maybe ask your dad to play the coop of portal 2 to recreate slightly the old vibes

    • @matthew3009
      @matthew3009 4 года назад +16

      Shouldn't you be telling us about the countries of the world?

    • @jackcouch8322
      @jackcouch8322 4 года назад +4

      Beautiful

  • @Stewpitt377
    @Stewpitt377 5 месяцев назад +6

    I'm 33 years old and this is the greatest song I have ever heard! My mind is blown!!! I cant get over this or stop listening!

  • @nicotine_twoshot
    @nicotine_twoshot 4 года назад +3073

    Maybe Black Mesa.
    THAT WAS A JOKE.
    HAHA.
    FAT CHANCE.

    • @st4rsh1pz
      @st4rsh1pz 4 года назад +148

      Meanwhile.......
      STAHP!!!
      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
      We'd make a better team if we stick together.
      *barnacle noises*
      *houndeye noises*

    • @brothercharanus1927
      @brothercharanus1927 4 года назад +72

      Meanwhile on the surface 2 decades later
      Doctor Freemen!
      Don't forget to reload Doctor Freemen!
      Run for your lives!

    • @gabrielchavez6066
      @gabrielchavez6066 4 года назад +28

      Yesterday I played Half-Life and now I've just read these comments... I want to play Half-Life 2 to know what's going on lol

    • @Nyxael5845
      @Nyxael5845 4 года назад +34

      @@gabrielchavez6066 The events of Portal take place during the Resonance Cascade of Half Life.

    • @Sandux930
      @Sandux930 4 года назад +30

      Hlaf life?
      more like
      ALL DEAD

  • @liquidred257
    @liquidred257 4 года назад +1758

    "Mabey black mesa; that was a joke. Haha. Fat chance"
    *Half-life Alyx gets released*

    • @Sheovion
      @Sheovion 4 года назад +181

      fun fact: while Glados was singing, the world was experiencing the Combine 7 Hours War and Black Mesa was in ruins after being nuked

    • @t65bx25
      @t65bx25 4 года назад +23

      ET Da Deep Web
      -GLaDOS 7 hour album confirmed?!?!!?!-

    • @doctorfaker391
      @doctorfaker391 4 года назад +45

      ET Da Deep Web It was never made clear that Portal took place during the 7-hour-war. It’s definitely after the Resonance Cascade. I’d say it took before the 7-hour-war because in HL:A it’s made clear that the whole North America was destroyed.

    • @Sheovion
      @Sheovion 4 года назад +6

      @@doctorfaker391 interesting

    • @anhduc0913
      @anhduc0913 4 года назад +17

      @@doctorfaker391 i mean the place is in tge middle of nowhere, underground, and in portal 2 its mostly destroyed anyway.

  • @IFailedLife3064
    @IFailedLife3064 Год назад +5108

    Remember everyone, if you are ever feeling down, there’s no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep trying till you run out of cake

    • @NigerianCrusader
      @NigerianCrusader Год назад +43

      And rememeber when you are sad, remember that ESO is the best game of all time.

    • @UndeadChris
      @UndeadChris Год назад +104

      The cake is a lie

    • @PlatoonGoon
      @PlatoonGoon Год назад +25

      I didn't even get a cake this year

    • @ocksahlnestreves6139
      @ocksahlnestreves6139 Год назад +57

      and the science gets done and you make a neat gun for the people who are still alive.

    • @NigerianCrusader
      @NigerianCrusader Год назад +12

      @@ocksahlnestreves6139 even though everyone in the half life universe is dead, cuz portal and half life are in the same universe.

  • @godzillamir1067
    @godzillamir1067 5 месяцев назад +7

    Never noticed that after mentioning black mesa, GLaDOS's voice becomes deeper, more closely resembling her voice in Portal 2. It's also where she gets more sarcastic, so I guess it all just represents the point at which she begins to resent the player more.

  • @blazeofglory4053
    @blazeofglory4053 5 лет назад +2922

    **Valve makes Artifact**
    I'm not even angry.
    I'm being so sincere right now.
    _Even though you broke my heart, and killed me._

    • @Nipotius
      @Nipotius 5 лет назад +159

      But there's no sense crying over every mistake.

    • @gamesfan290
      @gamesfan290 5 лет назад +112

      you just keep on trying till you ran out of cake

    • @1puffinmuffin
      @1puffinmuffin 5 лет назад +86

      And the science gets done
      and you make a neat gun

    • @lurkinhehe
      @lurkinhehe 5 лет назад +79

      For the people who are still alive

    • @unoriginalusername7178
      @unoriginalusername7178 5 лет назад +18

      Im Not Even Angry

  • @Quasihamster
    @Quasihamster 5 лет назад +3022

    Gaming 2007: We're out of beta, we're releasing on time!
    Gaming 2020: We just entered beta, we're releasing right now!

    • @maximuspint2655
      @maximuspint2655 5 лет назад +62

      accurate

    • @0x777
      @0x777 5 лет назад +154

      Gaming 2007: We're out of beta, we're releasing on time!
      Gaming 2020: Steam greenlighted our Early Access game!

    • @Ozzieh_
      @Ozzieh_ 5 лет назад +75

      Warframe : we're now in beta for almost 7 years....

    • @cathacker13
      @cathacker13 5 лет назад +13

      Oscar Theelen that explains how I got into a wall by an accident

    • @firstnamelastname7079
      @firstnamelastname7079 5 лет назад +15

      Life is precious. Please try to enjoy it while it lasts.

  • @waleniafs
    @waleniafs 3 года назад +1342

    "now these points of data make a beautiful line and we're out of beta, we're releasing on time!"
    It's the devs celebrating, it's so cute

    • @radiomanhans
      @radiomanhans 3 года назад +46

      The line got said as I read the comment. lol

    • @CosmicNexus_
      @CosmicNexus_ 3 года назад +6

      @@radiomanhans same lmao

    • @sealy1
      @sealy1 3 года назад +3

      @@radiomanhans yes me too

    • @inigo-montoya
      @inigo-montoya 3 года назад

      traduct to normal human

    • @waleniafs
      @waleniafs 3 года назад +6

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  • @GetloHawking
    @GetloHawking 3 месяца назад +2

    Something great happened in my life, an achievement I could be proud of, one I've been waiting for 20 years. I boot up my RUclips playlist of over 1000 songs I've collected over be years and I hear the words "This is a triumph." Thank you Valve. You've been a great part of my life.

  • @SentientMeatloaf1
    @SentientMeatloaf1 2 года назад +5199

    It always amuses me that valve packaged this game in a bundle like an extra because it was a side project and they were afraid that nobody would like it but then it went on to become the most beloved game of all time. How do you make the most beloved game of all time by accident?

    • @evan_game_dev
      @evan_game_dev 2 года назад +609

      Old Valve was a chad...

    • @metwono
      @metwono 2 года назад +341

      That’s easy, you can’t get the game mechanic to function correctly in half life so you make a demo instead.

    • @Mrkabrat
      @Mrkabrat 2 года назад +238

      By making sure that even a (then) small side game was well done and with clever writting

    • @zombiemaster325
      @zombiemaster325 2 года назад +105

      Its easy, you make something youre not sure people will like but make it so fun its unhatable. Things turn out far grander than that

    • @ianinkster2261
      @ianinkster2261 2 года назад +88

      It's amazing what you can accomplish when you're meant to be doing something else. I built my career that way.

  • @StriderStryker
    @StriderStryker 5 лет назад +1277

    Me: Ok, I finished the game. What do I get?
    GLaDOS: *starts to sing*
    _More than 3 minutes later_
    Me: *passes out from neurotoxic gas*

    • @pablotn2976
      @pablotn2976 5 лет назад +6

      ._.XD.

    • @sebasulgc6629
      @sebasulgc6629 4 года назад +8

      Worth

    • @mikebuston7407
      @mikebuston7407 4 года назад +2

      SebasUlgc
      It
      Boom done your line

    • @YitocukKilic
      @YitocukKilic 4 года назад +4

      ok so there's no such thing as a neurotoxic gas a neurotoxin is a chemical that messes with your nervous system blocking essential proteins from reaching cells etc so the only thing that you can derive from neurotoxin is neurotoxins.

    • @seno6640
      @seno6640 4 года назад

      Yitocuk Kilic ok boomer

  • @TheShadowless
    @TheShadowless 5 лет назад +1882

    Almost 12 years and I’m glad to say that this video is...
    *S T I L L A L I V E*

    • @Spring736
      @Spring736 5 лет назад +28

      GLaD*

    • @tataami5516
      @tataami5516 5 лет назад +3

      @@Spring736 gladOS

    • @cathacker13
      @cathacker13 5 лет назад +2

      I like how this is a pun on the songs name and also a reference to what Nintendo is doing to their music on YT

    • @channelnamehere8924
      @channelnamehere8924 5 лет назад +2

      While you're dying it'll be
      *S T I L L A L I V E*

    • @tataami5516
      @tataami5516 5 лет назад +2

      @@Spring736 GladOperating System

  • @Melvin420x12
    @Melvin420x12 7 месяцев назад +15

    Never played the game yet chills run down my spine listening to this song every so years

    • @jonathon5075
      @jonathon5075 6 месяцев назад +8

      Play it!

    • @MisterAthiest
      @MisterAthiest 2 месяца назад +1

      Likewise. I have not the slightest idea of what a "Wheatley" or "Glados" is.

  • @ada5447
    @ada5447 7 лет назад +1412

    2017 and still alive

    • @ReTeep_
      @ReTeep_ 7 лет назад +7

      2019
      And still alive

    • @jakeehp5958
      @jakeehp5958 7 лет назад +6

      im still alive :-P but im out of cake......

    • @calderworthington563
      @calderworthington563 7 лет назад +2

      2176 and still alive

    • @Weeb404
      @Weeb404 7 лет назад +1

      999999999999999 and still alive

    • @Fulllife3.2
      @Fulllife3.2 7 лет назад +1

      ∞ and still alive.

  • @olternaut
    @olternaut 4 года назад +988

    One of the greatest games ever.

    • @leiru4840
      @leiru4840 4 года назад +21

      2 is better imo tho

    • @lisaengel2288
      @lisaengel2288 4 года назад +36

      @@leiru4840 Yeah, two is better. And Portal is very short.

    • @Sp0of
      @Sp0of 4 года назад +11

      It’s too bad that valve can’t count to 3 :(

    • @tough-guy
      @tough-guy 4 года назад +1

      @@Sp0of it is a shame

    • @AbsoluteVoltz
      @AbsoluteVoltz 4 года назад +2

      I agree. This game is better IMO because it was short and engaging for me.
      The 2nd game just felt a bit too long for me.

  • @mikeymikesh9802
    @mikeymikesh9802 10 лет назад +419

    i hear that a lot of people read "and when you're dying i'll be still alive" as a threat, but that's not true. she's either bragging about being immortal, or accepting the depressing fact that she will never be able to die, even though that's what she really wants.

    • @jaqenart2653
      @jaqenart2653 10 лет назад +87

      and im eating this tasty cake

    • @spe054
      @spe054 10 лет назад +3

      Wait are you the guy who i met while playing tf2 in a map called ctf_turbine

    • @jaqenart2653
      @jaqenart2653 10 лет назад +1

      me?
      i dont play tf2

    • @spe054
      @spe054 10 лет назад

      Jaqen H oh ok

    • @jaqenart2653
      @jaqenart2653 10 лет назад +2

      Yea. and YOU are not having it. mmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!

  • @TEGTAKU
    @TEGTAKU 8 дней назад +2

    That "I think I prefer to stay inside" really sunk and saddened me, taking into consideration what GLaDOS is.

  • @thermz
    @thermz 3 года назад +1431

    14 years, and it's still one of the greatest games ever made

    • @lustsoul69
      @lustsoul69 2 года назад +25

      that is kind of sad

    • @thermz
      @thermz 2 года назад +35

      @@lustsoul69 yeah, we need more games like this, sadly it's nearly impossible with todays market

    • @lustsoul69
      @lustsoul69 2 года назад +21

      @@thermz Todays economy doesn't seem to care about happyness anymore

    • @thermz
      @thermz 2 года назад +19

      @@lustsoul69 I feel like valve still cares alot more than other companies though and they're active in the community listening. Maybe there is a chance we get something just as beautiful somewhere in the future.

    • @lustsoul69
      @lustsoul69 2 года назад +11

      @@thermz I hope so.. Well at least they made Alyx... It's a great game. I just hate how they abandoned their older games - Team Fortress 2 for example.

  • @AronJF
    @AronJF Год назад +1278

    16 years later and this song is still one of the greatest masterpieces. GLaDOS is my favourite video game antagonist.

    • @Towcj
      @Towcj Год назад +4

      I like how even robots can change,

    • @girlywench
      @girlywench Год назад

      Jonathan Coulton is a genius songwriter

    • @diamondmasterandwillythecat
      @diamondmasterandwillythecat 10 месяцев назад +3

      Mine is dusknoir from pmd2 but glados is up there

    • @PhreashContent
      @PhreashContent 9 месяцев назад +6

      She really is well designed, Wheatley is pretty good too. Since I love MD if you know it love the backstory of The Arch-Illager, and the mystery of the Heart of Ender.

    • @TrailblazerCatalina-ig3nk
      @TrailblazerCatalina-ig3nk 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@diamondmasterandwillythecat pmd2?

  • @levilukeskytrekker
    @levilukeskytrekker 3 года назад +1915

    So, if GLaDOS is reliving her death every twelve seconds during this, that means she relives it for a total of about 15 times over the course of the song, with a bit extra left over. So she really is still alive, during the last lyric, with about 8 seconds to go before her next death.

    • @rahamedstechnicalologyguid3613
      @rahamedstechnicalologyguid3613 3 года назад +9

      Where did you get that answer nowhere near close

    • @detergent4740
      @detergent4740 2 года назад +100

      @Epic Cool That is correct, you just take the number of seconds the song lasts for (185s) and divide it by 12. This gives you 15.4.

    • @milkfather1781
      @milkfather1781 2 года назад +13

      She doesn't relive it every 12 seconds.

    • @carrot7868
      @carrot7868 2 года назад +1

      Oh wow. When was the time mentioned, though?

    • @1th_to_comment.
      @1th_to_comment. 2 года назад +6

      If I heard this on repeat for 50,000 years I'd be fine.

  • @jadawson1
    @jadawson1 Месяц назад +4

    What I loved about portal is that it was a puzzle game and then I broke out of the the puzzle. Nothing better than playing a game and thinking you know the format and boundaries of that world and it completely changes. It's almost like playing minesweeper for hours and then you reach a level where you break out of the game.

  • @jinroix3529
    @jinroix3529 4 года назад +751

    "So I'm GLaD. I got burned." lmao just realized its a statement of fact, not acceptance of sacrifice. Despite the pronunciation being together.

    • @aj_is_cool
      @aj_is_cool 4 года назад +27

      Explains why she's still mad at you in Portal two

    • @brandanvujic5794
      @brandanvujic5794 4 года назад

      what

    • @brandanvujic5794
      @brandanvujic5794 4 года назад +1

      nevermind

    • @bedrockcastle777
      @bedrockcastle777 4 года назад +2

      i probably sound like an ACKSHUALLY neckbeard nerd but GLaDOS stands for Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System, so GLaD as a statement of fact wouldn't make any sense considering it would just be Genetic Lifeform and Disk.

    • @fenrisredacted2870
      @fenrisredacted2870 4 года назад +23

      @@bedrockcastle777 would you put human after your name?

  • @roddyhapper902
    @roddyhapper902 4 года назад +1972

    I love this song so much!!!

  • @cursedbeans5560
    @cursedbeans5560 Год назад +1667

    The thing that makes GLaDOS a great villain is that she doesn’t treat any situation seriously, making her extremely funny but also dangerous without it being balanced out either way. It’s perfect writing and this song is a great example of it. Good job, Valve.

    • @malachiroberts6198
      @malachiroberts6198 Год назад +26

      She's like AM with a sense of humor and technically altruistic values

    • @C.A._Old
      @C.A._Old Год назад +6

      *This legend date of 10 october 2007 Valve did changed world forever in the gaming.*

    • @JohnDoe-zl6qw
      @JohnDoe-zl6qw Год назад +75

      To the contrary, I think GLaDOS treats every situation seriously, but with a different perspective than a human's. Essentially immortal, she doesn't possess the sense of urgency a mortal human has. So her attitude comes across as indifferent, flippant, or dismissive from our perspective. But from GLaDOS' perspective, _everything_ is a test and the testing must *_NEVER_* stop; she's serious - deadly serious - about this imperative.

    • @cursedbeans5560
      @cursedbeans5560 Год назад +18

      @@JohnDoe-zl6qw that’s a good angle to look at GLAdoS

    • @Pneumonia-Nakey
      @Pneumonia-Nakey Год назад +12

      She doesn't see you as a threat who's going to destroy the entire facility and kill her, she sees you as an escaped lab rat that's sort of irritating

  • @fwgigan7848
    @fwgigan7848 2 месяца назад +22

    2:07 Maybeee black messaaaaaaaa

  • @connorhill818
    @connorhill818 4 года назад +384

    I don't know why, but this song makes me happy cry. I think it has something to do with how much love and care the devs put into the game and they're so proud of thier child

    • @SamuTheFrog
      @SamuTheFrog 4 года назад +28

      Bruh, I couldn't agree more. Valve games are among the best. All of their games have such a unique feeling and attention to detail like crazy. I miss the glory days of being able to play Valve games all day and night. Man, growing up sucks. Lol

    • @Commanderstevo
      @Commanderstevo 4 года назад +16

      Fun fact, the original team behind this was a group of senior students from a video game college, valve liked the game so much that they hired them. The love put into this game was that of a first born.

    • @pratima.d5330
      @pratima.d5330 4 года назад

      @@Commanderstevo well,the group of people made a game, from which valve was inspired and I think a group of less then 10 people made the game.Not sure whether the students were the part of group

    • @Commanderstevo
      @Commanderstevo 4 года назад

      @@pratima.d5330 Narbacular drop was the original game that was made, I believe as the senior year game team project. To my understanding the developer team was Nuclear monkey software which I believe to be their game teams handle. I forget the exact story of how valve got exposed to it, (could have been at e3) but they saw the potential, hired them (at least most of if not all) and then started developing portal based on the concepts in their game. At digipen they have a portal poster that was signed by all the devs (former students)
      Edit: it was not e3, they actually got offered to show their game at valve headquarters where gabe hired them on the spot. www.digipen.edu/showcase/student-games/narbacular-drop

    • @TheSewDew
      @TheSewDew 4 года назад

      Just like me when I heard my favorite animal is coming in Minecraft 1.17

  • @aetern834
    @aetern834 4 года назад +428

    this person posted the credits on the day the game released

    • @aggserp4340
      @aggserp4340 4 года назад +91

      To be fair it's a pretty short game

    • @martonnemeth236
      @martonnemeth236 4 года назад +16

      well spotted

    • @mr0o
      @mr0o 4 года назад +31

      There is a video posted of the portal 2 ending and it has a couple million views. It was also uploaded on the release day of portal 2.

    • @slmbnbrk
      @slmbnbrk 4 года назад +3

      and get 38m views

    • @elsa8324
      @elsa8324 4 года назад +2

      what can I say I just play the game alot

  • @summergamer7650
    @summergamer7650 3 года назад +539

    "Maybe you'll find someone else to help you, Maybe Black Mesa" Lol I never knew that reference was there until now

    • @JohnFKennedy490
      @JohnFKennedy490 3 года назад +33

      I mean it takes place in the same universe so-

    • @summergamer7650
      @summergamer7650 3 года назад +33

      @@JohnFKennedy490 oh do t get me mistaken, i knew that, I just never realized that the reference was in the song

    • @anomalocarislover7254
      @anomalocarislover7254 3 года назад +23

      I had heard the song but never heard of half life, so I bought it was just some deep lore I didn’t understand. GLaD i did play half life though.

    • @winstonsmith937
      @winstonsmith937 3 года назад +16

      maybe you know it, but there is also some kind of meeting room where you can see slides being projected on a screen with questions about Black Mesa and their success, as if Aperture Science is spying on them. so funny...

    • @klx6265
      @klx6265 3 года назад +10

      HAHA, FAT CHANCE

  • @su.2302
    @su.2302 4 месяца назад +4

    I played these series when I was in third grade (if I remember correctly) but yesterday, I played both portal and portal 2 again. It was so nostalgic, it gave me a weird feeling and warm my heart.

  • @cptray-steam
    @cptray-steam 3 года назад +1009

    The cake wasn't a lie, this is the piece of cake they promised us.

    • @landlockedcroat1554
      @landlockedcroat1554 2 года назад +1

      i guess

    • @lordseptomus441
      @lordseptomus441 2 года назад +2

      now that's a fact

    • @2շշ
      @2շշ 2 года назад +1

      @@ARandomSpace i don't get it

    • @ARandomSpace
      @ARandomSpace 2 года назад +2

      @@2շշ Haha... so, there is a thing about cake in their community. And I mean literal cake.

    • @Littlehylian24
      @Littlehylian24 2 года назад +4

      Maybe the piece of cake was the friends we made along the way 🥺

  • @xdan-
    @xdan- 8 лет назад +1428

    And the cake's still a lie.
    Still a lie.

    • @john82673
      @john82673 8 лет назад +7

      I LOVE THAT SONG AND THE OTHER DAY WHEN WE GET IT

    • @arson4852
      @arson4852 8 лет назад +41

      the cake wasn't actually a lie
      there was a cake in endscreen...

    • @xdan-
      @xdan- 8 лет назад +25

      meint terpstra
      But it's not for you.

    • @InfamousGamerPlayz
      @InfamousGamerPlayz 8 лет назад

      i knew the cake was a lie there was easter eggs all over the walls in the game:P

    • @InfamousGamerPlayz
      @InfamousGamerPlayz 8 лет назад

      Sir Keztrel :P

  • @magikarp653
    @magikarp653 4 года назад +594

    I remember crying at the beauty and simplicity of the game when this song came on. Such sweet memories. I wish I never grew up.

    • @john02222
      @john02222 4 года назад +17

      We all wish that

    • @poof65
      @poof65 4 года назад +8

      You give me the NEED to play the game again

    • @necrotafeio
      @necrotafeio 4 года назад +2

      just do some class a amnestics and play the game again

    • @Okeana_Aster
      @Okeana_Aster 4 года назад +8

      We all do. But personally, I'm growing up anyway... I would like to stay a kid and forget about the horrors of our world but it's too late now. I mean I'm still quite lucky. I stopped being an innocent kid around 16 years and a half, which is later than most of kids. But then the responsabilities and stress in general came at me and I wasn't ready for it. People who slowly mature during a few years are ready to take on their responsabilities when those years have past. But I had to pass directly from childhood to soon-to-be an adult. I'm still not quite used to all the complex things I have to do, and my mother doesn't help as I try to stay in my child-like mindset from before (most of the best things I created come from when I had this mindest and now I can't manage to do anything similar anymore) while my mother wants me to grow up. The problem is that she doesn't seem to know what a content for all ages is. For her, things are either for kids, or for adults. Mario. For kids. Pokemon. For kids. Animaniacs. For kids. That's her thoughts not mine. As for Portal... Heck ! She doesn't even know what it is ! But knowing her, if she watches Portal (even though I don't see her doing that sadly... And I don't even mention her playing it because even though she played a bit to video games as a kid, she stopped quite quickly and never did again), she'll pay attention for two minutes (if it's not half a second) and say that it's stupid and that I have better things to do. But as someone who wants to create video games (something that she doesn't accept), I need inspirations, and Portal is a great inspiration for anyone who isn't close-minded like my mother. Basically I try to grab on what's left from my childhood, but I'm not even sure if there's anything left to grab on, and if there is, my mother is constantly trying to make me lose my grasp.
      But this song... this song... It feels like there's still hope somewhere, and that no matter how long the tunnel is, there always gonna be light at the end of it.
      Wow I didn't expect to talk for that long, but now, you know what kind of hell is my life. And yet, I haven't told everything... But I won't.

    • @Bri-MAIN
      @Bri-MAIN 4 года назад +3

      “Just because your growing up doesn’t mean you have to grow up” - Gruncle Stan

  • @QoheletMentorship
    @QoheletMentorship Месяц назад +2

    I recently went through two separate heartbreaks over the same gal. Long story short, she unintentionally goaded me into believing there was something happening, while she was interested in someone else, and I just found out about this today.
    This song has been a rather humorous way to cope with it. Thanks, Valve.

  • @littlebigcomrade
    @littlebigcomrade 5 лет назад +588

    This game was so much more than a game.
    I hope Valve creates masterpieces again.

    • @nefarioustoast
      @nefarioustoast 5 лет назад +40

      why would any company make games for money if they could just do NOTHING for money? what a world.

    • @sullivansmith9464
      @sullivansmith9464 5 лет назад +2

      We all do

    • @nope5500
      @nope5500 5 лет назад +2

      Same here!

    • @obi-wankenobi5411
      @obi-wankenobi5411 5 лет назад +12

      Valve creating games? Whoa! That'll be as amazing as alien visiting us.

    • @AntonBagin
      @AntonBagin 5 лет назад +9

      Valve in my eyes is something like "Nintendo of PC gaming" they are not here to follow trends and give out garbage sequels every year they are more interested in setting those trends.