Mike says there are "no stakes." But with Dunkin Donuts' new Steak and Egg sandwich, you might not be so quick to judge. Served on a toasty onion bagel, this hearty meal starts your day off right... at any time!
Me Auntie Nora It does!? That sounds delicious! But quality ingredients like that served by the fine folks at my local Dunkin Donuts' branch will surely come with a huge pricetag..
Except Griffith had actual talent as a film maker. Btw, not to defend the movie, because I can't stand the guy, but Juan is a pretty common name, in fact, my uncle, his wife and their son are called Juan... piñatas at parties are a thing sometimes even if children are absent, soccer is like a religion, and LOTS of people cross over the wrong way. So yeah, stereotypes are actually quite accurate.
I know there’s no reason they would know or care about this but Eugenio Derbez who plays the gardener is actually a really renowned “comedian” here in México who built his career on low-brow comedy. I wouldn’t be surprised if he wrote most of his own “jokes” for this “movie”, and also the grandma character with the big eyes is a character he does a lot. So there’s actually TWO comedy hacks doing drag in this movie! In retrospective, the cash and hollywood connections Derbez got from doing this movie are probably what catapulted his higher budget projects, including a couple movies and most recently a prime exclusive reality show about him and his annoying family vacationing in luxurious places around the world. So really, this was the beginning of a cultural migraine for Mexicans across the board. Thanks Sandler!
Hold on, hasn't his stock risen in recent years? He got a starring role in the live-action Dora The Explorer movie. On the other hand, "La Ley de Herodes", which I believe is one of his most noted movies, was quite a discovery.
I only know Derbez for his roles as a celebrity dub voice actor in movies like Mulan, Shrek, The Secret Life of Pets, Angry Birds, etc. He seems to do a better job as a voice actor though, I was kind of surprised to see him in CODA, he even dubbed himself for the Neutral Spanish version in that movie
Somehow I became unsubbed from you and forgot you even existed. I just thought you died or something, so imagine my shock when I click on your channel and I realize you're still regularly making videos.
Interestingly, at first I though that it doesn't suit this movie, since his character is adequate and earns good money, while Katie Holmes is not particularly beautiful, so they're on the level. But then I realized that his character is also Jill, who's stupid and obnoxious, but gets Al Pacino to fall for her for no reason. So it does happen, just with inverted genders.
I know a couple of people who've worked with Sandler and he's apparently an unbelievably nice guy, always asking after people's families and they've said he remembered them by name years after they last met. His movies suck, but I really wish they didn't.
Jay forgot the "always cast an insanely beautiful actress as his wife or partner" trope. It's so overused that it's starting to make the audience think Adam is insecure as fuck.
there isn't much in those roles. anybody could play those parts, so casting departments fill the roles with pretty ladies (because audiences like seeing pretty people & they gotta counterbalance Sandler's ugly mug)
Yes...he's even been declared a possible next leader of Scientology... however, since katie holmes left him and took their kids he's toned down his time with the church and is trying to make it work with her..
Producer: "So Adam, do you have that funny scene idea we asked for?" Adam Sandler: "How about Jill eats Mexican food for the first time and it makes her poop." Producer: "Perfect."
RLM is probably just one of the best RUclips channels period. They're real good at what they do, and people who aren't even into movies can enjoy their videos a lot.
His list forgot "Old lady doing something absurd". Every movie has an old lady rapping, eating hot peppers, flirting, making vulgar jokes, etc. Oh, he also forgot "Entire movie is an excuse for Sandler and friends to go on vacation." (cruise, Hawaii, camping, resorts, etc)
Sandler has always been good in very specific roles, and when he tries to act. His own movies became a lost cause years ago because they just generate tons of money for no good reason. Although when I go back to look at his acting roles I can't find a single one to support my claim, but I swear it's true.
@@JJ-sq1fv Why put effort in when super simple plots and jokes make him millions of dollars and give him an excuse to vacation with his family? I’d do the same thing if I was him.
As someone who's felt personally violated every time he's had to watch an Adam Sandler movie, it does my heart good to hear someone not only pan one of them, but suggest that it may even be a minor criminal enterprise.
The Great Gawain Fallen Kingdom was a Minecraft parody that came out in 2012. It currently has 100 million+ views. This review was released in 2015. Pretty sure you're wrong.
Mike: "There is literally one crafted joke in this movie that has a set-up and a pay-off. Shall we tell them what it is?" Jay: "Ugh.. _Sure_..? Are you concerned about spoilers? Because I would think for anyone that _is_ interested in seeing this movie I *hope* we spoil it for you." 26:15
I love that Mike's half assed potential ending makes immensely more sense and would have actually been a logical conclusion. Even without putting any effort in, he still gave Holmes' character more thought than they did.
So I watched this after the Ghostbuster review in which, Al Pacino IS IN A DUNKIN DONUTS COMMERCIAL! Jack and Jill exist in the same cinematic universe as Ghostbusters (2016)
It may just be because I have a demented sense of humor, but if they really had done the scene where the handler walked out with a pistol and shot the pony, that would have been hysterical.
instead of having the actual shooting on screen they could have a shot of jack and jill looking guilty while tying to figure out how to get out of there, while watching the pony operator in tears gabbing a shotgun and walking off camera, cutting to a fade out followed by a gunshot...and screams from the kids in the crowd. Remember less is better even for dark humor like that.
TBH that pony would most likely die within a few minutes even without shooting it. Horses can't bend their legs this way meaning that Jill crushed its legs. And if she crushed its legs and it slammed into the ground with its belly Jill would most likely even crush pony's ribs and guts. All around the pony should be in puree form.
I'm always interested in Mike's intentionally cliche movie ideas, so I've transcribed his list of predicted Jack and Jill story beats at 10:26. Hopefully it formats correctly - the checkmarks are beside points 1, 4, 6, 12, 14 and 17: ✔️1. Jill will have a bathroom "incident" involving diarrhea or farts ❌2. Jill will show up at Jack's work and embarrass him ❌3. Jill will ruin a "big client" meeting ✔️4. The switch up ❌5. Jill well help kids with their problems ✔️6. Adam Sandler will want to get "the big account" ❌7. Katie Holmes will want to have kids of her own ❌8. Pacino will kiss Jill in a gay gross out scene ❌9. Jill will end up on the court of the Lakers game ❌10. Jill's reason for staying is financial. Jack helps her out in the end (foreclosure) ❌11. Jill will end up on stage during a big event ✔️12. Big bra/big panties joke ❌13. Jill will walk into rooms at appropriate times ✔️14. Jack and Jill will be seen as kids in flashbacks ❌15. Jill will appear in a bathing suit (for visual yucks) ❌16. A scene with multiple women (i.e. Katie Holm's [sic] book club), uppity white women ✔️17. Jack will blow up on Jill as a big plot point/turning point
so there are 3 main (best) series rlm has that are non skits - botw, half in the bag, and mr plinkett. and i order them on a scale on one end its super conversational and pretty unscripted, then the other end is tightly written with more effective analysis. botw is on the conversational end and mr plinkett is on the tightly written end, with half in the bag being in the middle but leaning towards botw. but this video is like really close to the mr plinkett end because the analysis is so constructive and effectively written. thats just my theory on why this videos so great.
I re-watch these videos just for the petty joy, the petty, petty joy of rational sane people point out the excesses and greed of famous, rich, questionably talented people. Next, I'll watch a video about the fall of Lehman Brothers.
This is maybe the only RLM review I wish they'd go back and re-edit with footage of the actual movie now that they clearly have it, even if they won't admit it.
I actually put 90 minutes of my life on the line and watched this movie just to see what you guys are talking about. This is my level of dedication to learning movies like you guys do. 🎥❤️🎥
Thank you RedLetterMedia, thank you for being the smartest RUclips personalities there are. Not many RUclips Reviewers understand the concepts of Vertical Integration and Ponzi Schemes, let alone how to apply it to the film industry
"Damn you, Netflix [AUDIENCE] for allowing Sandler to continue his scamming." Corrected. Someone out there is continuing to watch this rancid fecal matter. Netflix is just responding to financial bottom-line calculations.
Scientology: "Hey do you have a second for a survey? Thanks. First. Do you ever get sad if you fall over?" Person: "I guess?" Scientology: "Wow, you could have depression or spiritual issues. You should take one of our 2000 dollar courses to find enlightenment."
I'd argue that the actual moment Mike truly broke, was when he lost that first Junka game. He invested so much of his psycho-social-spiritual energy into winning. After that, he was more willing to relegate himself to behind-the-scenes.
I like to come bac kto this review every few months, particularly after a poor movie comes out and makes a bunch of money *cough* Batman V Superman *cough* to remind myself that there are some sane people in the world who are capable of seeing through awfulness and acknowledging that film can be art, and that these hollywood film makers are just shitting all over that idea
it's because of pride. It's the same reason a man names his son Jr, (which I always thought was kinda fuckin stupid) It can be attributed to ignorance, which I dont mean to imply anything by pointing out. It's just based in that very instinctual, basic urge for a man to ensure his legacy.
The narrator in the trailer sounds exactly like Trey Parker doing the "wacky movie trailer narrator voice" for "The Stapler," "A Carrot" and "Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb."
I have a confession to make...when this movie came out a lot of my friends wanted to see it so i ended up watching it 4 times safe to say i have no friends any more.
Adam Sandler was actually really good in Funny People. It's a pretty underrated movie that a lot of people thought was too depressing. It's the first time I truly liked an Adam Sandler performance.
I love how Jay says "13 counts of product placement" as if he's reading a federal indictment
Count one: whoring for Dunkin Donuts...good observation BTW...
In an ideal world, it would be.
Mike says there are "no stakes."
But with Dunkin Donuts' new Steak and Egg sandwich, you might not be so quick to judge. Served on a toasty onion bagel, this hearty meal starts your day off right... at any time!
Me Auntie Nora It does!? That sounds delicious! But quality ingredients like that served by the fine folks at my local Dunkin Donuts' branch will surely come with a huge pricetag..
Me Auntie Nora You inspire me as a RUclips commenter.
Don't mind me, I'm just typing this on my new Blackberry.
Karl, you're an idiot! Play a record.
You forgot the slogan, "America runs on Dunkin"
Young Jay looks like a Futurama character.
Is that his rapper name?
@@_V.Va_ it is now
"young"
...you know he's 73 years old, right?
@@Daithinho o.O
He's 40 looking 25.
Hack & Shill
You like that? Only took me 4 years to think of it. You're welcome.
Four years of your life well spent. Now be free! Go see the sun
Actually is pretty good.
Jeremy Johnson - You can’t put a time limit on perfection
its not bad
I'm confused is this a parody name for Jack and Jill or a proposed new title for this review show?
I’m glad they changed the actor for Jay
He looks so different now.
Leatheryfoot
Soon, Rich will replace all of them. Then the show will be called “Half in the Rich”
@@leatheryfoot6354 no and no.
@@themysteriouscatperson9483 half in the dick you mean!
The new guy got the Jay voice down pat! And he's better looking!
"Theoretically a comedy" still kills me. It's so exactly right.
"Most racist movie since Birth of a Nation"
That's poster worthy.
William Burns All of 'em
Except Griffith had actual talent as a film maker. Btw, not to defend the movie, because I can't stand the guy, but Juan is a pretty common name, in fact, my uncle, his wife and their son are called Juan... piñatas at parties are a thing sometimes even if children are absent, soccer is like a religion, and LOTS of people cross over the wrong way. So yeah, stereotypes are actually quite accurate.
King of Kings So?
@@heroesytumbas Exactly.Stereotypes wouldn't exist if they didn't have some legitimacy.
There has to be a seed for a plant to grow.
I know there’s no reason they would know or care about this but Eugenio Derbez who plays the gardener is actually a really renowned “comedian” here in México who built his career on low-brow comedy. I wouldn’t be surprised if he wrote most of his own “jokes” for this “movie”, and also the grandma character with the big eyes is a character he does a lot. So there’s actually TWO comedy hacks doing drag in this movie!
In retrospective, the cash and hollywood connections Derbez got from doing this movie are probably what catapulted his higher budget projects, including a couple movies and most recently a prime exclusive reality show about him and his annoying family vacationing in luxurious places around the world. So really, this was the beginning of a cultural migraine for Mexicans across the board. Thanks Sandler!
I did like XHDerbez and Familia Peluche, havent watched his other projects and I am also not from Mexico.
Hold on, hasn't his stock risen in recent years? He got a starring role in the live-action Dora The Explorer movie.
On the other hand, "La Ley de Herodes", which I believe is one of his most noted movies, was quite a discovery.
@@darwincity He didnt star in Herodes, that was Damian Alcazar, a real actor.
I only know Derbez for his roles as a celebrity dub voice actor in movies like Mulan, Shrek, The Secret Life of Pets, Angry Birds, etc. He seems to do a better job as a voice actor though, I was kind of surprised to see him in CODA, he even dubbed himself for the Neutral Spanish version in that movie
This is probably my favorite RLM vid ever
and the fun is only halfway done: prepare for more
Fuck you Willburgur more like Willbad.
YOOOO I FORGOT ALL ABOUT YOUR CHANNEL Wilburgur
Somehow I became unsubbed from you and forgot you even existed. I just thought you died or something, so imagine my shock when I click on your channel and I realize you're still regularly making videos.
Did you like the peptalk in this thread Wilburgur?
I can't believe Mike can do that Jill impression so well. It's horrific.
Mike actually played Jill, out of guilt and self-shame he forced Jay to make this video to help him sleep at night for selling his soul to Mr Sandler.
Anybody can, these voices Sandler creates are always the worst. Does 8 Crazy Nights ring any bells.
@@logantrimble006
Well yeah, anyone can do it, but no one can do it *like that.*
Well, Mike does sound a bit like Adam Sandler.
Nice pfp man
Those 3 critics who gave it "Fresh" did so because they pitied Al Pacino for having the nerve to put effort into his role.
TBH he should have gotten an oscar for that role. it takes alot of will to be in this shit movie
H_ EspelIZ It takes an act of God to give a good performance in this movie.
nice profile pic espeliz
Ghost 9245 Thank you. Your pic aint that bad to
Kiryu_The_BOI Lol, he actually won a Golden Razzie. For playing fucking himself. That's what I call 'a first'.
"I'm a racist and I find this offensive" I love you Mike. Only movie review channel I religiously follow and look forward to.
Wiley Lynch yeah it’s wiley’s turn!
I feel like older half in the bags had more jokes in them
@@real1mem3s I refuse to watch new ones cos there's no way they're still this good
@@athulfgeirsson you people are beaindead
@@athulfgeirssonThen go watch best of the worst or something if you wanna see Mike laughing at eldery problems.
You're missing the "Gets a ridiculously gorgeous, smart woman to fall in love with him that he far from deserves."
Well, it is a staple of Adam Sandler movies, so it kinda does belong on the list.
Im still mad about him getting Marisa Tomei in Click. She so fine
Interestingly, at first I though that it doesn't suit this movie, since his character is adequate and earns good money, while Katie Holmes is not particularly beautiful, so they're on the level. But then I realized that his character is also Jill, who's stupid and obnoxious, but gets Al Pacino to fall for her for no reason. So it does happen, just with inverted genders.
FMAiscool you sound like an incel
@@itsmebeter3538
Or a feminist.
The sincerity of “jay that’s a visual effect” still gets me
I know a couple of people who've worked with Sandler and he's apparently an unbelievably nice guy, always asking after people's families and they've said he remembered them by name years after they last met.
His movies suck, but I really wish they didn't.
Money makes people happy you know
His earlier movies are really good but at some point he stopped giving a shit and phoned it in. I did like "that's my boy"
You really can't hate him. Just his movies.
Melvin Pepperdash nah I hate him
@@Cavs191 I stand corrected.
"Theoretically a comedy." god dammit.
Deadpool was average at best.
Theoretically a movie
This was the first non Plinkett review I watched from RLM. I can't believe it's been 5 years.
Murderermarv This one was my first, too! Still one of their best.
Murderermarv Same!
soon it will be 12
Murderermarv It's a great way to transition from Plinkett to Half in the Bag.
***** uuWAAAAT
"that's bad luck, right?"
"...yes"
"...i hope so"
Predicted the future. Lmao.
Cool to see you here dude!
You said the thing they said in the video! I CLAPPED!
I clapped when I read it, TOoOo! *Rich screaming 'AT-STs' in the background*
so is jack and jill worse than hunt down the freeman?
Good on Katie Holmes for getting the hell away from Scientology
And Tom Cruise. His penis does in fact kill your career. Thank you Jeremy Jahn's.
@@logantrimble006 it's how he stays young
Being married to Tom cruise kills your career. Even Jeremy Jahns wasn't wrong about that.
@@logantrimble006 It's been five years 😂 I have no memory of this video 😂
I was working at a movie theater when this came out. One time the entire audience walked out.
I want to believe this
Not hard to believe 5 people walked out of a theater.
It wasn't that bad, I saw it on a flight and only half the audience walked out!
Yeah sure buddy
I paid and went to the cinemas with this movie with my mates. 4 out of 6 of us walked out within 10 minutes... not even joking
Trailer Guy: "Your twin sister!" (reveals Jill's face)
(shrieks of terror and disgust erupt throughout the audience)
Jay forgot the "always cast an insanely beautiful actress as his wife or partner" trope. It's so overused that it's starting to make the audience think Adam is insecure as fuck.
Especially when you see his ex-"model" wife who is also cast in most of his new movies. Woof!
@@AndDidAndDid
That’s a transmission.
Yea those billionaires should really start lowering their standards...
there isn't much in those roles.
anybody could play those parts, so casting departments fill the roles with pretty ladies (because audiences like seeing pretty people & they gotta counterbalance Sandler's ugly mug)
I don't get how that's exactly a bad thing.
Isn't tom cruise like a high enough rank of scientologist that he can commit any crime and have them try to cover it up or something
Yes...he's even been declared a possible next leader of Scientology...
however, since katie holmes left him and took their kids he's toned down his time with the church and is trying to make it work with her..
Nö
@@me4tgr1ndr Two things that will really fuck over your life: Joining a Cult and Marrying a woman. Tom managed to do both.
Tom Cruise did 9/11 CONFIRMED
It doesn't really work that way. Scientology is pretty fun and Tom is a nice guy.
The re-watchability on these old episodes show how timeless RLM is
Producer: "So Adam, do you have that funny scene idea we asked for?"
Adam Sandler: "How about Jill eats Mexican food for the first time and it makes her poop."
Producer: "Perfect."
"Mr. Sandler, who are you talking to?"
Redlettermedia is the best movie reviewing channel on RUclips.
Bacon Creepy You know what? I just might... I just might. My Psycho days are officially over!
+Luke Clements I didn't even watch that whole video. Who did they say was above RLM?
RLM is probably just one of the best RUclips channels period. They're real good at what they do, and people who aren't even into movies can enjoy their videos a lot.
***** Yeah. But that goes for literally every popular thing on RUclips, no exception.
Your Movie Sucks is pretty good too. Objectively, I'd say they're equally good :)
His list forgot "Old lady doing something absurd". Every movie has an old lady rapping, eating hot peppers, flirting, making vulgar jokes, etc. Oh, he also forgot "Entire movie is an excuse for Sandler and friends to go on vacation." (cruise, Hawaii, camping, resorts, etc)
So, does Jack & Jill basically expose Adam Sandler as a shallow, emotionless businessman? I'll let you decide... but-the-answer-is-yes.
Haha great reference!!!! 😂😂😂
That baby adam sandler yelling "I didnt mean this young" was the funniest thing I ever saw.
He turned himself into a baby.
Funniest shit I will ever see.
This is so bizarre to watch after Uncut Gems.
@Will Peterson It's almost as if they shamed Adam Sandler into making better films and to stop being lazy.
Probably more to do with Sandler not directing or writing the movie
Sandler has always been good in very specific roles, and when he tries to act. His own movies became a lost cause years ago because they just generate tons of money for no good reason. Although when I go back to look at his acting roles I can't find a single one to support my claim, but I swear it's true.
Not really. Sandler plays a goofy guy with a stupid voice in Uncut Gems. Pretty standard for him.
Have you even heard of Punch-Drunk Love? Hello?
I love that Mike doesn't give a fuck and just rips into scientology. He even mentions how lawyer happy they are.
They really do view litigation as a profit center. They're that greedy.
Going to an Adam Sandler movie nowadays is paying for all his vacations he takes in his movies with his crew. lol
i could watch these two men talk for a long time
a long time
Adam Sandler humor: make a funny voice, announce he's Jewish, repeat.
It’s actually shocking how bad they are because back when he was a stand up comedian and on SNL he was genuinely funny.
Hey, it works for Jerry Lewis.
@@JJ-sq1fv Why put effort in when super simple plots and jokes make him millions of dollars and give him an excuse to vacation with his family? I’d do the same thing if I was him.
Mike looked so lively before the dementia hit. Breaks my heart.
Honestly the bastard deserved it
"Why the F+?"
"Oh, that's because I graded my own paper"
A RLM Classic.
Budget: 79 million
Gross: 149.7 million
Mind = Blown
Adam Sandler = "The Producers", only for real
Scary.
Hotel = Trivago
That sister in White Fire is HAF.
@@JetEngine787 That chick who sliced the guy's nuts in half was too.
it's been 9 years since this came out, and Mr. Plinkett still hasn't got to play his copy of Russian Terminator
As someone who's felt personally violated every time he's had to watch an Adam Sandler movie, it does my heart good to hear someone not only pan one of them, but suggest that it may even be a minor criminal enterprise.
THIS SUMMER ROB SCHNEIDER IS DA DERP DEE DERP DERP.
RAYDED PEE GEE TURD TEEN
South Park lol
I loved him in the stapler
No shit.
Rob Schneider is a Carrot
Jack and Jill more like Hack and Shill.
Placidfuture Hack and Shill, more like Jack And Shit
More like *the tactics used in garnering advanced media influence by the Clinton campaign.*
More like Smack in Brazil.
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in the movie?
Cole Phelps swing and a miss
TWISTA WITH YA SISTA
costic85 I hear that in my dreams sometimes
*TWITHTA WITH YA SITHTA
My testicles just crawled back up inside.
its amazing how every single hypothetical plot that you guys thought of sounds far more entertaining then what the movie provided.
I love how a review completely bombing Jack & Jill now has an add to buy or rent Jack & Jill below it. God bless RUclips.
I love capitalism
I remember when this came out on Machinima, and ut got dislike bombed by 12 year olds because it wasn't a minecraft parody
Ollie Zoop Idk, I'd have to actually look up the channel to know, and then I'd get their videos recommended to me
Ollie Zoop and a
Pretty sure minecraft parodies weren't a thing when this was released...
The Great Gawain Fallen Kingdom was a Minecraft parody that came out in 2012. It currently has 100 million+ views. This review was released in 2015. Pretty sure you're wrong.
TOP TEN THINGS U DIIIIIIDNT NO ABUT DARK VADERS COSTUME
Mike: "There is literally one crafted joke in this movie that has a set-up and a pay-off. Shall we tell them what it is?"
Jay: "Ugh.. _Sure_..? Are you concerned about spoilers? Because I would think for anyone that _is_ interested in seeing this movie I *hope* we spoil it for you."
26:15
I love that Mike's half assed potential ending makes immensely more sense and would have actually been a logical conclusion. Even without putting any effort in, he still gave Holmes' character more thought than they did.
Now that I've watched every single Half in the Bag, I can proudly proclaim that this is the best episode of Half in the Bag.
So I watched this after the Ghostbuster review in which, Al Pacino IS IN A DUNKIN DONUTS COMMERCIAL! Jack and Jill exist in the same cinematic universe as Ghostbusters (2016)
The closest Half In The Bag got to being a Plinkett Review.
Redblaze27 what makes u say that
They don't just shit on it, they tear it apart for a detailed autopsy
Mike just wasnt in the mood to do the voice lmao
@@v3ck1n **anal cyst
has anyone noticed that Adam Sandler always has really hot women who are out of his league in movies
Yes, but that troupe is present in a lot more then just sandler movies
People with even moderate intelligence are out of his league.
Ash Ketchum No, but probably because I'm blind. Fjfjfnfj
Wouldn't you cast someone really hot and out of your league as your own girlfriend in a movie?
I wanna be the very best like no one ever was
It may just be because I have a demented sense of humor, but if they really had done the scene where the handler walked out with a pistol and shot the pony, that would have been hysterical.
AstralDragoon Oh my God!
+AstralDragoon They could have done call back to it later in the film, maybe the horse being made into glue in the background.
Seeing it go from lighthearted Crapler humor to a sudden dark trippy Jodorovsky style mental breakdown would've been even more hilarious.
instead of having the actual shooting on screen they could have a shot of jack and jill looking guilty while tying to figure out how to get out of there, while watching the pony operator in tears gabbing a shotgun and walking off camera, cutting to a fade out followed by a gunshot...and screams from the kids in the crowd.
Remember less is better even for dark humor like that.
TBH that pony would most likely die within a few minutes even without shooting it.
Horses can't bend their legs this way meaning that Jill crushed its legs. And if she crushed its legs and it slammed into the ground with its belly Jill would most likely even crush pony's ribs and guts.
All around the pony should be in puree form.
Jay’s list forgot “supportive wife or love interest who would be way out of the main character’s league in real life”
I'm always interested in Mike's intentionally cliche movie ideas, so I've transcribed his list of predicted Jack and Jill story beats at 10:26. Hopefully it formats correctly - the checkmarks are beside points 1, 4, 6, 12, 14 and 17:
✔️1. Jill will have a bathroom "incident" involving diarrhea or farts
❌2. Jill will show up at Jack's work and embarrass him
❌3. Jill will ruin a "big client" meeting
✔️4. The switch up
❌5. Jill well help kids with their problems
✔️6. Adam Sandler will want to get "the big account"
❌7. Katie Holmes will want to have kids of her own
❌8. Pacino will kiss Jill in a gay gross out scene
❌9. Jill will end up on the court of the Lakers game
❌10. Jill's reason for staying is financial. Jack helps her out in the end (foreclosure)
❌11. Jill will end up on stage during a big event
✔️12. Big bra/big panties joke
❌13. Jill will walk into rooms at appropriate times
✔️14. Jack and Jill will be seen as kids in flashbacks
❌15. Jill will appear in a bathing suit (for visual yucks)
❌16. A scene with multiple women (i.e. Katie Holm's [sic] book club), uppity white women
✔️17. Jack will blow up on Jill as a big plot point/turning point
This is incredible
Sandler films are like a NASCAR. Loud, covered in ads, spend 2 hours going nowhere yet yokels will still pay to see it.
+Reebz0r And secretly the audience is hoping everything will suddenly devolve into horrific carnage?
+Mr. Coolio BroHoe who are you?
*covered in aids
***** AHHHHHHH
I know this is an old comment, but nascar has wayyy more depth than adam sandler films.
Ironically, about 3-4% of the reviews for this video are negative.
"I'm a racist and I find it offensive"
- Mike Stoklasa
Very relatable
This is the best Half in the Bag.
so there are 3 main (best) series rlm has that are non skits - botw, half in the bag, and mr plinkett. and i order them on a scale on one end its super conversational and pretty unscripted, then the other end is tightly written with more effective analysis. botw is on the conversational end and mr plinkett is on the tightly written end, with half in the bag being in the middle but leaning towards botw. but this video is like really close to the mr plinkett end because the analysis is so constructive and effectively written.
thats just my theory on why this videos so great.
there's some kind of karmic payback that Adam Sandler's daughters look like him in drag
Funniest underrated comment I’ve ever seen.
The even bigger curse could be that they inherit his "talent" too.
Katie Holmes is window dressing in the movie, that's all. Adam Sandler always has a stunning wife or girlfriend in his movies.
adam sandler could be a popular lets player.
This is probably your best episode of half in the bag
"They wouldn't use a little boy in drag because it would be too weird"
Oh sweet 2015...
2011
@@Byrvurra He's obviously quoting the review.
Ballskin yes but this is a re-upload. The original Half in the Bag was made in 2011 or 2012
In 2011 it would be a little weird. in 2020 they would call it progressive. Stop being an ageist.
2020 is pretty gay.
I love how they've kept up this VCR repair bit for so long and it still hasn't gotten old.
I love how Mike says "Jay, that was a special effect." completely straight faced like Jay's an idiot.
I re-watch these videos just for the petty joy, the petty, petty joy of rational sane people point out the excesses and greed of famous, rich, questionably talented people. Next, I'll watch a video about the fall of Lehman Brothers.
The best Half in The Bag? Probably.
Outside of star wars, probly
Once a year I go back and watch the entire HitB playlist and these two are still my favorite episodes.
This is maybe the only RLM review I wish they'd go back and re-edit with footage of the actual movie now that they clearly have it, even if they won't admit it.
Have watched this episode 15 times according to my history.
In a row?
"...for a grade of F+."
"Why the plus?"
"Oh, it's because I graded my own paper."
I fill a compulsive need to eat when I watch Jay and Mike reviews...
Small update: Jack and Jill is now 3% on Rotten Tomatoes
Some of those special needs people reviewing movies must have finally retired, bless 'em.
I actually put 90 minutes of my life on the line and watched this movie just to see what you guys are talking about. This is my level of dedication to learning movies like you guys do. 🎥❤️🎥
So what Mike and Jay are saying essentially....
...is that "It's almost mind boggling how complex the awfulness is."
Jay got hot in the new ones
He stole Mike's life force.
+Blue Whovian this was from like 4 years ago
I think you mean _hotter_
Clinton Leonard That would be awesome though
@@squattingheads Adam Sandler? Is that you?
Thank you RedLetterMedia, thank you for being the smartest RUclips personalities there are. Not many RUclips Reviewers understand the concepts of Vertical Integration and Ponzi Schemes, let alone how to apply it to the film industry
I keep coming back for this video. Definitely, favorite RLM video.
Rewatchable as hell!
Damn you, Netflix for allowing Sandler to continue his scamming.
"Damn you, Netflix [AUDIENCE] for allowing Sandler to continue his scamming."
Corrected.
Someone out there is continuing to watch this rancid fecal matter.
Netflix is just responding to financial bottom-line calculations.
Scientology: "Hey do you have a second for a survey? Thanks. First. Do you ever get sad if you fall over?"
Person: "I guess?"
Scientology: "Wow, you could have depression or spiritual issues. You should take one of our 2000 dollar courses to find enlightenment."
Here's how you make an Adam Sandler movie: Raise $80 million, spend $500,000 on the movie, give the rest to yourself or your cronies.
Revisiting the moment when Mike became a broken man.
November eighteenth 1994?
@@DistractedGlobeGuy is that when he met rich?
@@PointsofData not exactly...
I'd argue that the actual moment Mike truly broke, was when he lost that first Junka game.
He invested so much of his psycho-social-spiritual energy into winning.
After that, he was more willing to relegate himself to behind-the-scenes.
This two parter is my all-time favorite HITB episode
The beginning of that "Terminator" episode with Plinkett and them reacting to that "Resident Evil" fight scene is pretty high up there too.
This video came out on my 9th birthday, I am now 21 and as of today I can get just as drunk as my idol Mike Stoklasa
Careful, that would be fatal
I watched this "movie" just to watch this review. What has my life become.
I like to come bac kto this review every few months, particularly after a poor movie comes out and makes a bunch of money *cough* Batman V Superman *cough* to remind myself that there are some sane people in the world who are capable of seeing through awfulness and acknowledging that film can be art, and that these hollywood film makers are just shitting all over that idea
Me too, I only wish that somehow, somewhere Mike and Jay get to meet Adam Sandler - or at least trick him into watching this review.
In Sandler's defence I once went to school with a guy named Juan whose entire family and extended family consisted of only "Juans" and "Juanitas".
Mr. Cornbread what were their parents thinking lol
Mr. Cornbread Hispanics and Muslims don't seem to understand that the purpose of names is to differentiate people.
fibrewire08 Oy Vey the edge.
it's because of pride. It's the same reason a man names his son Jr, (which I always thought was kinda fuckin stupid) It can be attributed to ignorance, which I dont mean to imply anything by pointing out. It's just based in that very instinctual, basic urge for a man to ensure his legacy.
Crabmaster Yea like how George Foreman names all his kids George Foreman.
This video is longer than the time I spend watching Jack and Jill before deciding to watch something else.
The narrator in the trailer sounds exactly like Trey Parker doing the "wacky movie trailer narrator voice" for "The Stapler," "A Carrot" and "Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb."
Ah the good old days, when Mike looked like Paul Weller and Jay looked like a child in an unconvincing Jay costume.
God I'm 9 minutes in and you guys have gone above and beyond already to dissect something Adam Sandler forgot to flush after taco Tuesday.
dunkaccino is the only thing that i like from this movie
In my youth, I had to watch Jack & Jill twice back-to-back for a competition my friends and I had. No one else did it and I've felt alone ever since.
As someone who only got into RLM like a year ago, watching this at Lady Emily's recommendation was a trip...
Man, they've changed so much since this video. Jay especially.
I have a confession to make...when this movie came out a lot of my friends wanted to see it so i ended up watching it 4 times safe to say i have no friends any more.
Adam Sandler was actually really good in Funny People. It's a pretty underrated movie that a lot of people thought was too depressing. It's the first time I truly liked an Adam Sandler performance.
"In Funny People you can tell he's playing an Adam Sandler type character in that." Just like every other Adam Sandler role
Uncut gems....one of the best movies of 2019
Doesn’t make up for this 9/11 of a movie.
@@MercurialIris completely agree
@@MercurialIris it certainly does
Brace Land nope.
Just like punch drunk love that was made by proper filmmakers, not an Adam Sandler film