Is like how in some super hero comics for no apparent reason they put random words in Bold letters and I imagine the characters emphasising the words in a weird way just like Neil Breen talks normally
Jim was on fire this episode tbh. “Fisher Price adventure people body.” “It’s like spray-painted...foam.” “Beam me up.” And his perfect Neil Breen impression.
They are always amazing. Colin and Jay just get each other, and Jim is perfect in his dryness. The others might not always appreciate it, but I sure do.
Same. Colin is like Canada Jay. But I like jim. He seems like he doesn't enjoy sucking up by acting out their brand of humour (throwing something and looking confused/defeated).
Tilda Swinton can play any role. She was playing Colin this whole episode and you couldn't even tell. I can't wait next time RLM has her on as a guest, I'd love to hear her thoughts on these awful trash movies.
Fun fact: The Instructors cover and poster were drawn by James Cameron, you can see it in his book Tech Noir that has all his drawings from throughout his career
It genuinely made me sad, to watch Neil Breen stop caring about his films. He's terrible but entertaining, and you can see that he really used to enjoy his work.
I still think Jim's "It's like everyone caught you" comment about accidental death by autoerotic asphyxiation is one of the most underrated BotW jokes.
@@jackd6751 Normally, I'd agree, but it doesn't seem like this movie had much of a budget, and it's not like Doohan didn't have Star Trek conventions if he wanted to make an easy buck. So this seems like a weird case.
I want to see an Avengers-style team-up with the protagonists from all of Neil Breen's movies. It's just half a dozen Neil Breens shouting techno-babble at each other.
Fun fact: at the end of Twisted Pair's credits there are a bunch of legit sounding production, editing, sound, etc. companies listed. HOWEVER, there is a disclaimer at the end stating that any company that has some kind of "NB" in it is associated with him. So he made up like a dozen company names that were just him. I have never laughed so hard.
@@astrotrek3534 I think his first movie just had "Neil Breen" as the credit for everything, so he disguised it in future movies, only to say at the end "Nah, they're actually all Neil Breen." It's absurd.
1:12:03 is now my favorite RLM moment. have not seen a dead joke reaction so perfectly displayed before, you could see Jim's eyes light up when he thought of the joke, him waiting for the perfect moment, and his slow realization, and acceptance when no one understood the reference.
I really want like a MCU style neil breen film collection were all of the previous characters played by neil breen all team up to fight one giant neil breen.
I love how at 56:19 when Jim says "strangling cats" you can hear Mike bursting into laughter. Hes clearly thinking about Jay at that moment, who will eventually, when he arrives at the pearly gates, be greeted by ThOuSaNds and THOusAndS of angry cats. "Meeeeowwrr MeeeOOOOOwwrr.. WELCOME JAY..!"
1:11:25 - 1:12:14 hits so hard. The feeling of trying to talk through your friends just to end up delivering a statement/joke that doesn't really hit is something I know all too well.
I know it sucks being too smart. Btw those two Canadians are seriously talented they're funny a.f. i think if it was just them with the main cast only show would be much more dope.
@@SlenderGamer56 That sentence also serves as a typing exercise, since it contains every letter of the alphabet, as it is "jumps" instead of "jumped". (My sincere apologies for being "that guy", no offense intended!)
I love that the blind clairvoyant is playing blind so hard that during the love scene when they are kissing and their heads are in the same position she's STILL looking higher than his eye line.
Thanks to your show a couple of years ago I drastically improved my listening skills and pronunciation and now I work as a teacher of English. Greetings from Russia, guys.
@@NeuronalAxon "Сочное мясо Шака". But in our language word meat isn't used as an euphemism for penis, so it doesn't make much sense. If I heard it without knowing context, i'd radher thought of cannibalism.
Twisted Pair was doing the twin biological AI combo long before ST:Picard was, further proving that Neil Breen is the premier storyteller of our generation
Justin is clearly saying that there is not a person alive, who *cannot* convince him of the above statement. I suppose by binary elimination, we would expect any person to not only be able to convince Justin, but actually be unable to avoid convincing him. Some piece is missing from the puzzle though. If the above is true, wouldn't Justin already be convinced by someone? It seems either he's never interacted with another person, or he's easily convinced back, possibly following the same pattern of nobody being unable to convince him. I would consider the latter the likely scenario.
@@phoenixdk Maybe he just means that Nobody, the tricky protagonist of the western "My Name is Nobody", cannot convince him. But other people, who knows?
Who would had thought younger Neil Breen which was in his 60s probably was seriously crying and inspired watching Mr. burns film and used it on his..lol.
That was actually really funny. And he's right. It would just be nonsense. Like his movies. It's like he comes up with one or two scenes, then makes up the rest of the scenes as he goes along. Instead of actually sitting down and writing a *real* script.
@@prathapkutty7407 its paragraphs of meaningless jumbles of letters that done as placeholder text when you open a text box in word or photoshop or whatever. Essentially meaningless gibberish
@@britedit7552 it's from De Finibus Bonorum et Malorum by Cicero with a bunch of random cuts. It's jumbled up, but the (parts of) words are from a real latin book
@@prathapkutty7407 sample texts, for example, you can make a website design but have no content yet to try it, so you copy and paste the sample lorem ipsum text and see the fonts, size etc. Also it is used when comparing fonts and colors in some graphic design programs, or at least it used to. It's like the phrase "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" used because it has every letter of the alphabet so you can examine a font completely
@Jaime Garcia his movies are *TOO* bad for the novice bad movie watcher. You need to develop a strong tolerance to crappy movies before you can enjoy his films.
"Neil Breen stars as an identical twin brother who restores an old mysterious mental asylum. He takes it upon himself to mystically train the patients as warriors for humanity and justice." Dear God...
I actually attended Don Bendell’s karate school when I was young. Don was a former Green Beret (or something to that effect) and he always reminded us. Imagine a guy who was the love child of that Rex Kwon Do guy from Napoleon Dynamite and Ray Romano. He would require us to bow at the American flag that was hung across the entrance. If we didn’t, ten push-ups. Doubled if you forgot the next time. I personally saw him scare a small child so much that the poor kid literally pissed himself. In front of an audience. He had a poster for this movie framed on the wall of the dojo, next to a couple of framed meet-and-greet pictures of him and Bo Derek.
Love that the guy who wants to be identified by the picture of a known war criminal finds this disturbing while the guy who identifies with a known hack-fraud finds it cool. Mike comfirmed worse than war criminals, no doubt about it.
I went to bendel's karate school as a kid. Biggest asshole I've ever met. He ran for senate a few years ago, and the entire state of Colorado bullied him out of any chance of winning. It was glorious
Everytime I watch one of these I am always astounded by the number of videos on their shelves that I have never heard of. This episode I was distracted by "Stuff Stephanie in the Incinerator" right in the middle of the frame
9:25 RICH: "Oh, wait. Mike's not here. It's, it's, ah, like Spock..." [flashback to earlier] MIKE: "And remember, Rich Evans. When I'm not here, you're the Mike of the house!"
Every time I watch this video, I want to hear more of Jim impersonating Neil Breen. It's spot on. I want a Neil Breen biopic, all green screen and stock footage with a Jim as Neil V.O. .
I legit wonder if that's true. Has Mike ever admitted to collecting Star Trek autos? My best friend collects autos, in general. Also vintage Star Wars toys, like I did. Anyway, Mike has opened at least 2 MOC Next Gen figures, on camera and until the Nukie episodes, he showed zero interest in collecting. That's why I'm really curious if he has become a collector, over the years. I know it's not an important subject but as a crazy collector, I am curious. If anyone knows, send me a message. Cheers from Canada
@@steveharvey2102In a Best of the Worst, the one with the Beanie baby collecting tape, while discussing said tape, they talk about collecting stuff and IIRC Mike said he doesn't really see the point in collecting stuff in general, but things that have personal value to you he can understand. But watch it yourself, I can't recall exactly which was whose opinion 😅
@nicoEmt187 I don't think Mike, "I bought this piece of star trek history to wear for five seconds and then throw on the ground" Stoklasa is against collecting. They have the baby bink, the gremlin arms, the aformentioned star trek creature mask etc.
I now have a theory about about Neil Breen, everyone here knows how when foreigners come over to make a movie they just end up making over the top ones that are almost parodies of American movies. I think that Neil might actually be an alien trying his best to recreate his favorite human movies. This last movie may have been a bit of a biography on how he was created.
Fun story about Neil Breen. My ex and I had seen clips and wanted to watch his movies so I ordered three of them in the mail. I lived with a few roommates so I had them sent to my mom's house. Before they came, I told my mom I had some DVDs coming. About two months went by and I went home and asked about them. She said she hadn't seen any DVDs but she saw some weird spam CDs from a creepy address in Las Vegas. I said "Those were my DVDs!!!" I was so mad and I still haven't seen any of his movies fully. One of these days I will reorder them and have a marathon but yeah, he's an odd fellow for sure.
One for Mike here, the Milwaukee school of engineering gave Doohan a honorary doctorate for engineering to honour is death and contribution towards inspiring many young students.
Look, James Doohan may not have given a shit, but he certainly gave a shirt. A purple shirt to be exact, and apparently he gave it to super star, Rich Evans.
Hey, I directed Through Dead Eyes...made for pennies and yeah, it's pretty bad and funny to watch now! But we shot and sold it! And hanging out with Jimmy Doohan at Carnegie Deli was amazing.
@@robertbrody4032 thumbs up for getting the movie made and sold and seen, do you have any behind the scenes footage that you could upload? 'Through Dead Eyes' might have ended up on Best of the Worst but it's more competent and entertaining than a good amount of the other movies that have been given the BotW treatment; even if it's flawed it's not boring! Any plans to make more movies?
1:15:20 Jim "Who wants to work on film, why want to work on film?" Such a good Neil Breen impression! 1:11:08 Jim having Neil Breen vocalize Clippy from Microsoft
I've seen this probably at least ten times and I just now realized that it's a joke about how Breen would fill his book with stock text just like he fills his movies with stock footage
@@stickitydoodah It's called _Cade: The Tortured Crossing_ It's about one of the brothers from this movie taking over an asylum and training the patients to be "warriors for humanity and justice."
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Neil Breen is what happens when stock images become sentient.
GB Austin that’s the best description ever
Isn’t that immoral?
The aliens abducted a stock image and turned it into a humanoid AI.
SammEater Isn’t that betraying the public trust?
Oh my God.
Jim's Neil impression is so amazing. He has Breens weird emphasis on words on point lmfao
It's sort of amazing. Maybe Neil Breen is actually like a homunculus of his or something.
Is like how in some super hero comics for no apparent reason they put random words in Bold letters and I imagine the characters emphasising the words in a weird way just like Neil Breen talks normally
Torcularis he’s the long lost humanoid twin from the movie
One of my favourite things about the RLM comment section is you can be watching an episode from 3 years ago and see comments posted like last week.
I'd have to agree with that.
I rewatch their videos more than any other channel, the jokes just dont get old very easily.
That never happens!
Besides my comment :)
Sorry for messing with you. Sarcasm is a serious "illness"
Cheers
You aren't lying
I also love rewatching BotW episodes and finding my own comments I forget I posted.
Breen me up, Scotty
@@notatrollll *Star trek's Scotty
Damn it, take your thumbs up 😅
Rich really comes alive when his abuser isn’t at the table
Kyle Obo ahahahah, I was looking for this exact comment!!
10/10 comment
that's cus he is waiting behind the camera with a painting
His abuser is probably passed out under some coffee table somewhere
He's -standing in- tucked into the unreachable spot behind the table and tv cabinet
Jim's shouting version of Neil Breen as Clippy is quoted by my husband and I all the time. "WHAT DO YOU WANT? HOW CAN I HELP YOU?"
“IT LOOKS LIKE YOU’RE HAVING TROUBLE HERE!!”
A.I.!
' _I cleaned it for you!_ *IT'S ALL CLEAN!* '
'IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE COMMITTING TAX FRAUD. ISN'T THAT ILLEGAL?'
“So it’s a big celebration - NO SMOKING - and then Donald Sutherland shows up...”
Jim’s delivery of his random observations always makes me smile.
It cracks Mike up too, the sandwich spread bit got me
Jim was on fire this episode tbh.
“Fisher Price adventure people body.”
“It’s like spray-painted...foam.”
“Beam me up.”
And his perfect Neil Breen impression.
I think about that line a lot tbh
"Is it worth wondering?"
Honestly every time I see a no smoking sign I think about it
Red Letter Media should stop exploiting cheap Canadian Labor.
I'm sure they were well compensated in Tim Horton's gift cards
*labour
canuxploitation
@@cattibingo *Bulk Barn gift cards.
Canada should vote for Canexit so they stop being exploited by the eeeeeevil USA and become like North Korea instead
"Neil Breen sounds like a sandwich spread"
This is why I love Jim, the stuff he says is so randomly hilarious.
“He dropped it on his Penial Code”
-In reference to a magic trick where Doug Anderson drops a salt shaker on his penis.
They didn't lie about the filming location.
LA = Lower Akron
Thats what we call down town!
It's definitely downtown Akron. I recognize those buildings. The waterfall is the dam in Cuyahoga Falls I think.
Genius marketing!
'LA' is also the state abbreviation for Louisiana, so maybe it was shot partly there?
Was that the trickery employed?
That's like a game that claims: "Win up to a million dollars!"... 50 cents is up to a million.
😂😂😂
We all Know Mike wasn't on the panel as he would have spent 4 hours talking about star trek at the mere mention of James Doohan
Yeah but... I wanted that
It reminds me of that episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation
Reminds me of a different Next Gen episode.
We have to commend Mike for not causing us to have to watch that jump cut.
Hopefully he would have corrected everyone (including himself in the opening) that Doohan has a silent "h".
56:23 You can hear Mike saying "That's Jay" to the strangling cats comments.... Priceless.
Good night, sweet cats
Riley McIlvaine
*_M R O W_*
underrated comment
Good catch was hard to hear
That's so great. You can hear mike laugh right after Jim's delivery haha
"Entirely shot in LA"
"Just like John Favreau's Jungle Book"
The Canadians bringing their A-game
They are always amazing. Colin and Jay just get each other, and Jim is perfect in his dryness. The others might not always appreciate it, but I sure do.
Same. Colin is like Canada Jay. But I like jim. He seems like he doesn't enjoy sucking up by acting out their brand of humour (throwing something and looking confused/defeated).
Jim's impression of Neil Breen is scarily spot-on.
Where is this? I missed it
@@celinavivian1162 also, 1:11:17 and 1:15:20
@@mrredherring2900 Mikes laughter from behind the camera really ties it up nicely.
Im saying. That part had me laughing harder than I would've thought.
Agreed, and the lorem ipsum joke was wasted on the immediate audience!
Jim fought so hard to get that lorem ipsum joke in. I was rooting for him the entire time.
#teamJim
@@stephhoule16 Jim is awesome
Its so uncomfortable when i get a joke, and no one else on screen does. I got it Jim! It was mildly amusing!
The guy's voice sounds very similar to George Lucas voice to me, also he kinda looks like him to
@@chillhour6155 “no, shut up. C3PO is always scared”
If I ever leave youtube on autoplay and fall asleep, I always get woken up by Rich Evans, everytime.
Same. I often spring into action and go back a few seconds in the video to find out what made him laugh.
Ralphenstein I do too 🤣🤣
Well, 75% of your recommendations are BOTW videos you're already seen, so, Of course!
Rich Evans laugh scares my rabbits
Happens to me more than I'd like to admit
Tilda Swinton can play any role. She was playing Colin this whole episode and you couldn't even tell. I can't wait next time RLM has her on as a guest, I'd love to hear her thoughts on these awful trash movies.
Little do you know, Tilda Swinton is actually a stunt actor for Hollywood superstar Rich Evans.
@@Mysterialic OH MY GHAAAHD!
Rich Evans’ stunt double is actually Swinda Tilton, a completely different actor. Easy mistake to make.
She was the rubber rat the whole time.
The prosthetics were terrible but it was still a believable role.
Fun fact: The Instructors cover and poster were drawn by James Cameron, you can see it in his book Tech Noir that has all his drawings from throughout his career
Really? That's really cool. I just looked up that book, and he's actually a very good artist
This sounds fake but it's legit.
Jim delivers his jokes with the confidence of a baseball closer who has blown 8 saves in a row
Clippy Breen is my favorite. "WHAT do you want? HOW can I help you?"
Jim does an amazing Neil Breen impression
That impression is perfect
that was the winning joke of the episode
(Yay...I was like #500!)
There's talk he'll be playing Breen in the forthcoming biopic "The Disaster Artist is here....now!"
I never thought I'd look back on Twisted Pair fondly, but seeing how lazy Cade The tortured crossing was, Twisted Pair is a masterwork
It genuinely made me sad, to watch Neil Breen stop caring about his films. He's terrible but entertaining, and you can see that he really used to enjoy his work.
"LAAAAAAZYYYYY... TIERRRRRRRRD..."
- Rich Evans
I was legitimately impressed by Jim's Neil Breen impression.
Same haha
Jim mentions strangling cats.
Jay laughs way too hard and way too long.
Goodnight sweet cats
@Blavood which episode was that?
TheRealHiccup last years Halloween episode
And you can hear Mike in the background saying "That's Jay" afterwards.
Mrrrrwelcome Jay!
My favourite moments with Jim are when he says something so incredibly bizarre, and only Jay is brave enough to ask,
"What?"
I could listen to Jim do Neil Been impressions all day.
I cant not picture him whenever I hear Breen talking now lol
WHEN AM I? WHERE AM I? WHY AM I?
WHY do you like them so much? WHERE can I find a supercut?
WHAT do you want? HOW can I help you?
he is actually perfect at it.
The Canadians and Super-Star Rich Evans the guest stars are getting insane.
I get it cuz meme.
It's stylistically designed to be that way
I agree. They are mentally insane
Yeah we get it. Will this joke fucking end? It isn’t funny
@@AwakeTheFall "I don't like something so I demand everyone else must not like it! You can only find humor in the things I say are funny!"
I can't get enough of Jim's weird comments.
"she dug up her own corpse" joins the ranks of "he dropped it on his penial code"
I still think Jim's "It's like everyone caught you" comment about accidental death by autoerotic asphyxiation is one of the most underrated BotW jokes.
E F what episode was that
@@Jaws-zb1cg I think it was Best of the Worst: Parole Violators, Future Force, and Get Even. A great episode either way.
@@Momohhhhhh It was.
@@LN997-i8x theres a great whitest kids u know sketch about that
"I am not an animal! I am a human Breen!"
that profile pic is exactly what i imagine him looking like saying that
A real human Breen.
~~And a Neil hero~~
James Doohan is my grandfather (moms dad) and yeah he wasn’t very proud of through dead eyes. He was a good grandpa though :)
@@SuperDevolution Why did you look that up? How did you look that up? (to be read _à la Breen_)
Do you know what his motivation for taking this role was?
@@jackd6751 Normally, I'd agree, but it doesn't seem like this movie had much of a budget, and it's not like Doohan didn't have Star Trek conventions if he wanted to make an easy buck. So this seems like a weird case.
@@jackd6751 That was my guess, yeah.
Was your grandma the one he met when she was 17 and he was 54, and married when she was 18?
I want to see an Avengers-style team-up with the protagonists from all of Neil Breen's movies. It's just half a dozen Neil Breens shouting techno-babble at each other.
I'm not sure if the world's prepared for that.
I'd watch that. Probably on drugs.
They would never be able to get enough laptops for all the characters to even make the film remotely work
And they gotta fight Steven Segal
They fight Cameron Mitchell.
59:55 "Who am I? What am I?" Such a powerful performance.
thats what makes it so powerful
That wasn't a performance. He was actually having an existential crisis after realizing he that he wasn't human and one of his students filmed it.
Not as powerful as the scotch tape keeping that plastic mustache on
@@dynamicvoltage9765 thought it looked like a moth under his nose
They couldn’t get Cameron Mitchell sitting in a chair so they got James Doohan sitting in a chair instead.
@@Hi_Just_Fred if James Doohan is Diet Dr Pepper, then Cameron Mitchell is Baldrick's "coffee".
I hope this doesn't predate Scotty's appearance on Star Trek: TNG, because I'd hate to think this was his last appearance on film.
Nobody sits in a chair like Cameron Mitchell.
Cameron Mitchell was just a tiny bit more expensive (at $65 a day plus beverages).
They couldn't get Mike Stoklasa sitting at the table, so they got Colin from Canada sitting at the table instead.
Fun fact: at the end of Twisted Pair's credits there are a bunch of legit sounding production, editing, sound, etc. companies listed. HOWEVER, there is a disclaimer at the end stating that any company that has some kind of "NB" in it is associated with him.
So he made up like a dozen company names that were just him. I have never laughed so hard.
Even catering. All of his older movies are like that too, I have no clue why he lies about it lmao
@@astrotrek3534 To appear more professional than he really is
@@danieltobin4498 wait wait wait, are you trying to say neil breens films do not appear professional to you??
That’s an old trick for Neil. He did the same thing in fateful findings, it brought the house down when the group I watched with saw it mentioned
@@astrotrek3534 I think his first movie just had "Neil Breen" as the credit for everything, so he disguised it in future movies, only to say at the end "Nah, they're actually all Neil Breen." It's absurd.
1:12:03 is now my favorite RLM moment. have not seen a dead joke reaction so perfectly displayed before, you could see Jim's eyes light up when he thought of the joke, him waiting for the perfect moment, and his slow realization, and acceptance when no one understood the reference.
I understood it and really felt for him.
That made me laugh so hard
Rapp Scallion I’m taking Web Design in college atm, so I understood the joke😄👍
And he waited like 5 minutes to get that joke out with the other guys talking over him
i did get it and makes perfect sense... And also funny as hell
I really want like a MCU style neil breen film collection were all of the previous characters played by neil breen all team up to fight one giant neil breen.
Neil Breen: "I am inevitable."
Iron Breen: "isn't that cheating the public?"
I'm surprised he hasn't done that already.
Why not teaming up with Rem Lezar?
It's hinted at in Twisted Pair. They show scenes from Pass Through
Breen Widow: dies
Clint Breenton: “I can’t believe you committed suicide. I CAN-not believe you committed suicide.”
Jay's "they should've called this movie Twisted Pair" joke was magnificent
"Neil Breen has really blossomed as a story teller." My lungs nearly collapsed from laughing so hard.
I caught his point directly but then I laughed because I realized how bizzare it sounded
At 56:24 you can hear Mike say “That’s Jay” in response to Jim talking about strangling cats.
Chaz Ponce damn dude you have some amazing hearing.
I love how at 56:19 when Jim says "strangling cats" you can hear Mike bursting into laughter. Hes clearly thinking about Jay at that moment, who will eventually, when he arrives at the pearly gates, be greeted by ThOuSaNds and THOusAndS of angry cats. "Meeeeowwrr MeeeOOOOOwwrr.. WELCOME JAY..!"
56:24
cheetahEAR Thanks, I corrected it.
@@CrusaderLogan you can hear it clearly with good headphones, he says it right as the laughter starts to lessen
Holy shit, I've just watched every Best of the Worst in about a month since I discovered it. I am now a broken man.
Sexually broken*
Evans Fanily How did you know my Tinder profile name?
youre a better person than when you started, trust me
I’m doing the same thing right now
@@aaronhelmsman Good luck, this way madness lies.
Looks like depression’s back off the menu boys
Don't tell me how to live my life.
D M 🤣
Two Towers ref, I dig it
This just came out and I have to go to work in like 5 minutes :(
RLM: Postponing my suicide one video at a time!
This panel has achieved ultimate dad's bowling team status
*Cade Altair will return in Avengers: Endgame*
I got the Lorem Ipsum joke. It's a quality joke. Don't let them get you down.
I too enjoy Lorem Ipsum based humor
1:11:25 - 1:12:14 hits so hard. The feeling of trying to talk through your friends just to end up delivering a statement/joke that doesn't really hit is something I know all too well.
explain the joke to me, I didn't get the "laura ipsom" reference.
@@BayMacDre415 it's just example text. Similar to "the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog"
I know it sucks being too smart. Btw those two Canadians are seriously talented they're funny a.f. i think if it was just them with the main cast only show would be much more dope.
@@SlenderGamer56 That sentence also serves as a typing exercise, since it contains every letter of the alphabet, as it is "jumps" instead of "jumped".
(My sincere apologies for being "that guy", no offense intended!)
@@BayMacDre415 it’s an example of sample bullshit Latin text, it’s like a whole paragraph that starts with “lourum ipsium”
I love that the blind clairvoyant is playing blind so hard that during the love scene when they are kissing and their heads are in the same position she's STILL looking higher than his eye line.
Thanks to your show a couple of years ago I drastically improved my listening skills and pronunciation and now I work as a teacher of English.
Greetings from Russia, guys.
No thanks to Rich, I guess
Make sure you ask your students if they want to joe for a watch
Hopefully they weren't the videos of Rich Evans.
What's Russian for Juicy Shaq Meat, I wonder?
@@NeuronalAxon "Сочное мясо Шака". But in our language word meat isn't used as an euphemism for penis, so it doesn't make much sense. If I heard it without knowing context, i'd radher thought of cannibalism.
"It's like that scene in Last Jedi" - I nearly died
The phone call scene was just like the end of Jackie Brown. It even had a woman with bare feet so I guess it's more Tarantino than Tarantino himself.
Twisted Pair was doing the twin biological AI combo long before ST:Picard was, further proving that Neil Breen is the premier storyteller of our generation
Alex Kurtzman got all his "It's faith. Whatever that is" from Breen.
Isn't that plagurism?!
The Premier Storyteller: The Next Generation
"You guys are missing the chainsaw fight!"
Colin isn't getting paid enough to do this
Colin didn’t get paid. I didn’t see him in his Hunter gear with his flexing manhole.
Nobody cannot convince me that the two actors of the instructor aren’t just Mario and Luigi
What do you mean convince?
They are.
Right?
Justin is clearly saying that there is not a person alive, who *cannot* convince him of the above statement. I suppose by binary elimination, we would expect any person to not only be able to convince Justin, but actually be unable to avoid convincing him.
Some piece is missing from the puzzle though. If the above is true, wouldn't Justin already be convinced by someone? It seems either he's never interacted with another person, or he's easily convinced back, possibly following the same pattern of nobody being unable to convince him. I would consider the latter the likely scenario.
@@phoenixdk Maybe he just means that Nobody, the tricky protagonist of the western "My Name is Nobody", cannot convince him. But other people, who knows?
Maybe it’s Japanese for I want a sandwich.
Triple negative? My head hurts. 😫
The "It's a big celebration ~No Smoking~" comment it's one of the more underrated BotW moments.
And my first real spit-take. Gin and tonic through my nose!
@@MrFetalposition Congratulations! Is it a boy or a girl!?
@@calvinlee8103 Definitely a great big bouncing baby boy.
It's in the same file as Josh's "My four-part concern for this video was neck, back, pussy, and crack." from Wheel 21
The last thing I see before I shuffle off this mortal coil is going to be Neil Breen droning "I'll be right. here." as he gazes vacantly into my soul.
That's downright Lovecraftian!
"Directed by Señor Spielbergo"
When Neil Breen points at his heart and says, "I'll be right here," did anyone think of Mr. Burns when he made his own film?
Self-indulgent tripe!
We did twenty takes and that was the best one
Who would had thought younger Neil Breen which was in his 60s probably was seriously crying and inspired watching Mr. burns film and used it on his..lol.
No
Which itself was a reference to E.T, of course.
1:11:06 Jim's Breen-Clippy bit here has been stuck in my head for weeks now. It's amazing.
56:19 Jay realizing that Jim is on to his cat murdering ways.
(Thousands and Thousands of cats, waiting on the pearly gates) : "WeEelCoMe JaAaYy...!!!"
Don't worry Jim from Canada, I got your lorem ipsum joke!
It was painful to see him struggle to deliver that line for about 30 seconds, to then flop that bad
That was actually really funny. And he's right. It would just be nonsense. Like his movies. It's like he comes up with one or two scenes, then makes up the rest of the scenes as he goes along. Instead of actually sitting down and writing a *real* script.
@@prathapkutty7407 its paragraphs of meaningless jumbles of letters that done as placeholder text when you open a text box in word or photoshop or whatever. Essentially meaningless gibberish
@@britedit7552 it's from De Finibus Bonorum et Malorum by Cicero with a bunch of random cuts. It's jumbled up, but the (parts of) words are from a real latin book
@@prathapkutty7407 sample texts, for example, you can make a website design but have no content yet to try it, so you copy and paste the sample lorem ipsum text and see the fonts, size etc.
Also it is used when comparing fonts and colors in some graphic design programs, or at least it used to.
It's like the phrase "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" used because it has every letter of the alphabet so you can examine a font completely
And now, finally, Twisted Pair will be getting its sequel
tortured crossing 2023 the messiah returns
I would rather twist my pair with pliers, than put myself through another breen movie.
@Jaime Garcia his movies are *TOO* bad for the novice bad movie watcher. You need to develop a strong tolerance to crappy movies before you can enjoy his films.
"Neil Breen stars as an identical twin brother who restores an old mysterious mental asylum. He takes it upon himself to mystically train the patients as warriors for humanity and justice."
Dear God...
@1:01:20
Jay - “Why is that painting there?”
*painting smashed over head*
Jay - *Double facepalm*
I actually attended Don Bendell’s karate school when I was young. Don was a former Green Beret (or something to that effect) and he always reminded us. Imagine a guy who was the love child of that Rex Kwon Do guy from Napoleon Dynamite and Ray Romano. He would require us to bow at the American flag that was hung across the entrance. If we didn’t, ten push-ups. Doubled if you forgot the next time. I personally saw him scare a small child so much that the poor kid literally pissed himself. In front of an audience. He had a poster for this movie framed on the wall of the dojo, next to a couple of framed meet-and-greet pictures of him and Bo Derek.
That’s badass
there's two kinda people in this world
@@Snake8jake The duality of man
Love that the guy who wants to be identified by the picture of a known war criminal finds this disturbing while the guy who identifies with a known hack-fraud finds it cool. Mike comfirmed worse than war criminals, no doubt about it.
I don't know if this story is true, but I don't care. It's true to me.
I went to bendel's karate school as a kid. Biggest asshole I've ever met. He ran for senate a few years ago, and the entire state of Colorado bullied him out of any chance of winning. It was glorious
I know this comment is 2 years old but wow, I had no idea he was in Colorado. What was he like to learn from?
@guidefan42 We need more information about him!
Burt Pesci looks like the real life version of Mr.Satan
The Hey Knight Underrated comment.
This would work if not for the fact that Mr. Satan is above average tall like 6"2' compared to say, adult Goku, who is 5"9'
@@hankhill7827 ugh don't want to be that guy but it's 6'2" and 5'9"
I thought it was Mario and Luigi
@Crash Headroom 😂😂😂 I agree that sounds amusing now that I think about it
Neil Breen is one of Stalin’s Ape Human Hybrid experiments.
What episode was that from again?
Nowhere Man
Wheel of the Worst #15
@@bannockbum4258 thanks mate
That part is only too obvious.
The real question is : Success or Failure?
@@spillanegottleib1681 he has ascended human consciousness
Everytime I watch one of these I am always astounded by the number of videos on their shelves that I have never heard of. This episode I was distracted by "Stuff Stephanie in the Incinerator" right in the middle of the frame
Can we get a picture of Rich sat on a recliner with an eyepaych? Or does that already exist?
If not. I'm sure it does now
Just put an eyepatch on that one that was a popular reaction image a few years ago.
tons of him in a recliner or wheelchair with sunglasses when he’s plinkett
Oh, oh, I wanna say this:
Everything. Is. UGLY.
- Rich Evans, Wisconsinite, Expert in unappealing settings
Did you see the solo review? Clearly he is not!
Oh that's a fuckin' mood
Jim is always so spaced out looking because he's just thinking of his next golden one-liner.
"It's his most lynchian film"
"It's the most coherent Neil Breen film we've ever gotten"
Neil Breen, everyone!
Those two quotes should not go together LOL but they do!
I think it's his most Lynchcockian film.
To be fair this is before they saw Fateful Findings, the most movie adjacent thing Neil could ever conjure up.
“It was incredibly stupid, but we were engaged.”
Jay just summed up why I watch Best of the Worst.
9:25 RICH: "Oh, wait. Mike's not here. It's, it's, ah, like Spock..."
[flashback to earlier] MIKE: "And remember, Rich Evans. When I'm not here, you're the Mike of the house!"
Obviously the murderer lady is freakishly strong because she's half Vulcan.
And she treats her strangling as if it's a secret, special technique like that knockout pinch they have.
20:40 Rich's disgust is so powerful it burns out a light bulb
Rich Evans is gonna go all Carrie White on us.
Every time I watch this video, I want to hear more of Jim impersonating Neil Breen. It's spot on. I want a Neil Breen biopic, all green screen and stock footage with a Jim as Neil V.O. .
I’m imagining a more surreal version of Jodorowsky’s biopics.
*shoots wife and lights a cigar* "Computer, end program."
>New Best of the Worst
It's gonna be a good day
>It's with the Canucks
It's gonna be a *great* day.
>It's with some schlock by the grand-wizard of trash, Neil Breen
It's gonna be LEGENDARY!
>It's got a Breen film
It's a magical day!
@@nathanshuttleworth7145 That is a fucking *layered* punchline
It's weird seeing Jay delightedly exclaim "Star Trek!" when they see the uniforms in the costume store.
I got the Lorem Ipsum joke, dammit! It was funny!
That joke was criminally underrated
@rockman fan 1:12:00
I already liked Jim but this episode cemented it, he is hilarious.
This is easily his best.
As a twisted pair, I still prefer the "Bop-it" episode.
Cheers from Canada
We all damn well know Mike's the one that got James to sign that VHS tape.
What a bully !
I legit wonder if that's true. Has Mike ever admitted to collecting Star Trek autos?
My best friend collects autos, in general. Also vintage Star Wars toys, like I did.
Anyway, Mike has opened at least 2 MOC Next Gen figures, on camera and until the Nukie episodes, he showed zero interest in collecting.
That's why I'm really curious if he has become a collector, over the years.
I know it's not an important subject but as a crazy collector, I am curious.
If anyone knows, send me a message.
Cheers from Canada
@@steveharvey2102In a Best of the Worst, the one with the Beanie baby collecting tape, while discussing said tape, they talk about collecting stuff and IIRC Mike said he doesn't really see the point in collecting stuff in general, but things that have personal value to you he can understand. But watch it yourself, I can't recall exactly which was whose opinion 😅
In the Nukie video they show their collection in the RLM studio, theres a bunch of Star Trek autographs @@steveharvey2102
@nicoEmt187 I don't think Mike, "I bought this piece of star trek history to wear for five seconds and then throw on the ground" Stoklasa is against collecting. They have the baby bink, the gremlin arms, the aformentioned star trek creature mask etc.
Twisted Pair: the painful story of testicular torsion
Not just testicular torsion-DOUBLE testicular torsion.
Call Billy Quizboy.
@Julen Urionabarrenechea my illicit underground German video tapes disagree
Julen Urionabarrenechea
Yes you can? I did. It sucked bad!
Same here, my left Johnson's Companion did a complete 720 on me, while righty just sat there and watched it happen.
I now have a theory about about Neil Breen, everyone here knows how when foreigners come over to make a movie they just end up making over the top ones that are almost parodies of American movies. I think that Neil might actually be an alien trying his best to recreate his favorite human movies. This last movie may have been a bit of a biography on how he was created.
neil breen makes documentaries. everything in his films happened to him irl exactly as shown but everyone assumes its just terrible fiction
Ah, the Tommy Wiseau theory
I can’t believe you committed suicide 🤯💨
I totally agree with you, except the Alien part.
I think he's actually Canadian.
Cheers from Canada
@@steveharvey2102 So, an alien, then?
Fun story about Neil Breen. My ex and I had seen clips and wanted to watch his movies so I ordered three of them in the mail. I lived with a few roommates so I had them sent to my mom's house. Before they came, I told my mom I had some DVDs coming. About two months went by and I went home and asked about them. She said she hadn't seen any DVDs but she saw some weird spam CDs from a creepy address in Las Vegas. I said "Those were my DVDs!!!" I was so mad and I still haven't seen any of his movies fully. One of these days I will reorder them and have a marathon but yeah, he's an odd fellow for sure.
Aw that sucks
Have a chance to do your marathon?
You do that marathon yet?
One for Mike here, the Milwaukee school of engineering gave Doohan a honorary doctorate for engineering to honour is death and contribution towards inspiring many young students.
Look, James Doohan may not have given a shit, but he certainly gave a shirt. A purple shirt to be exact, and apparently he gave it to super star, Rich Evans.
James Doohan never died, he just shaved his moustache and got a new finger.
Hey, I directed Through Dead Eyes...made for pennies and yeah, it's pretty bad and funny to watch now! But we shot and sold it! And hanging out with Jimmy Doohan at Carnegie Deli was amazing.
Also: The plot elements were added a YEAR after the movie was shot. We couldn't sell it initially because we had no "name" in it.
What gave you the idea for this movie? Honestly I think it's a pretty cool idea.
@@bezahltersystemtroll5055 I really don't know how to reach him. ;-(
@@robertbrody4032 I think your best bet is to try and contact them via Twitter, or maybe Facebook.
@@robertbrody4032 thumbs up for getting the movie made and sold and seen, do you have any behind the scenes footage that you could upload? 'Through Dead Eyes' might have ended up on Best of the Worst but it's more competent and entertaining than a good amount of the other movies that have been given the BotW treatment; even if it's flawed it's not boring! Any plans to make more movies?
I did not know that Nacho Libre had a prequel
1:11:11 It's a crime that that amazing impression passed by with no comment.
I've watched this episode all the way through at least a couple dozen times and it never gets old.
I got your joke Canada man. Lorem ipsum...copy paste and repeat.
Yeah, I was kinda surprised no one else got it.
i, too, make lorem ipsum jokes
Merol muspi? What does that mean
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@@designate_om hahaha yes!
When there is no Mike behind the table:
Star Trek references - 1
Mandy references - 2
despite having Star-Trek's-Scotty in the movie!!!
I loved seeing not just one but two Mandy references. Maybe we'll get a re: view of some Panos Cosmatos.
22:04 4ft 9 Jay absolutely destroyed by 7ft tall Rich Evans there.
Jay’s reaction at 56:21 is really telling..
WE KNOW WHAT YOU DID JAY...THE CATS WILL HAVE THEIR REVENGE, JAY
He hears meows from under the floorboards...
And some people say that somewhere in Akron Ohio that nunchuck fight is still going on.
Cody Stork Based on the clips shown in this episode “The Instructor” looks like it’s peak Ohio.
There's rumored to be some footage of that fight in a police training tape entitled 'surviving chain-weapons'.
1:15:20 Jim "Who wants to work on film, why want to work on film?" Such a good Neil Breen impression!
1:11:08 Jim having Neil Breen vocalize Clippy from Microsoft
Chekhov’s Canadians: if you see a Jim or Colin in a Re:View in the first video, they should appear in a BoTW by the third.
I thought the novelization of "Twisted Pair" being opened up and all just "Lorem ipsum" was quite clever and funny!
Think you have to be in the graphic designer niche to get that one.
😅
Rem Lasar. +BSDA
I've seen this probably at least ten times and I just now realized that it's a joke about how Breen would fill his book with stock text just like he fills his movies with stock footage
@@skootties and the fact that it’s just nonsense, like his movies
Dead Eyes gives me hope that we'll someday have a whole movie where Mike solves crimes from the toilet.
I know it’s gonna be a good episode when the Canadians show up
I love the fucing northerners dude
37:55 is the most Mike-esque delivery of a joke from someone other than Mike.
I sat through a Miller High Life ad at that time stamp so, yeah, I believe you.
On August 8th 2023 Neil Breen released a sequel to Twisted Pair in theaters. I'm overwhelmed with anticipation for the coming episode
WHAT!!!??
I had no idea but that sounds wonderful
@@stickitydoodah
It's called _Cade: The Tortured Crossing_
It's about one of the brothers from this movie taking over an asylum and training the patients to be "warriors for humanity and justice."
Half way through watching an old Botw you hear the notification bell ring and know what has to be done
Ben Coleman you have to twist your pair
"Daddy's gotta go to work"
"I gotta comment 'is Colin replacing Rich Ewans' NOW!"