Half in the Bag: Unfriended and Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2

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  • Опубликовано: 9 янв 2025

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  • @videogamedunkey
    @videogamedunkey 9 лет назад +11521

    I love your reviews Paul Blart. Keep the good youtube videos and feature length films coming.

    • @Jaxtar25
      @Jaxtar25 9 лет назад +440

      He says "your welcome Blunkey"

    • @B_Don99
      @B_Don99 9 лет назад +103

      Okay bubby

    • @ZhuDaoLong
      @ZhuDaoLong 7 лет назад +83

      More Plunketty

    • @discjockeye
      @discjockeye 7 лет назад +72

      Oh my god, its dankey..

    • @darklsn
      @darklsn 7 лет назад +27

      You are actually my hero

  • @Antlerfox
    @Antlerfox 8 лет назад +3528

    Mike can tell the shittiest jokes and I will laugh every time. His delivery is perfect.

    • @mckenzie.latham91
      @mckenzie.latham91 8 лет назад +336

      the drab voice is just perfect.

    • @gocookies77
      @gocookies77 6 лет назад +7

      You take that back

    • @ellisgee4196
      @ellisgee4196 6 лет назад +25

      Come on, people. We've all been there.

    • @bilbobolsonaro1316
      @bilbobolsonaro1316 5 лет назад +2

      So true lol

    • @zetetick395
      @zetetick395 5 лет назад +22

      Mikes outrage over his lost $5 had me really laughing 18:22
      Also: After the whole "Kevin you Sell Out Twat" diatribe about Proon Blarb mule cup 2
      - The commercial for your own RLM tat at the end of the vid was pretty lol-worthy........Nice self-aware touch there fellas! XD

  • @SebastianMikulec
    @SebastianMikulec 3 года назад +492

    I rewatch this episode periodically for the sole purpose of hearing Mike & Jay say "Paul Blarp Mall Plarp."

    • @itsd0nk
      @itsd0nk 3 года назад +16

      Upvoted this comment because it’s exactly what I do too. It’s also one of the, or the actual, first RLM videos I ever came across and the nostalgia strong with this one.

    • @IndisSongs
      @IndisSongs 3 года назад +5

      Yes

    • @seanmartinson6249
      @seanmartinson6249 2 года назад +3

      It's the second best Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 review show I've ever seen!

    • @jonwalsh370
      @jonwalsh370 2 года назад +2

      @@itsd0nk I remember when this came out my senior year of high school right when I was getting into RLM. Even better is that at that Time they only had like 400k subscribers

    • @MarxistKnight
      @MarxistKnight Год назад +1

      Starring Paul Bl

  • @BoopinSnakeBandito
    @BoopinSnakeBandito 5 лет назад +852

    "Unfriended will do for the Internet what Jaws did for going to the beach"
    - marketing blurb on the dvd case, found in a discount gas station dump bin

    • @inkartridge
      @inkartridge 4 года назад +44

      why do all the people born in 88 talk about israel so much

    • @92brunod
      @92brunod 4 года назад +15

      @@inkartridge because it was the year Michel Sabbah is consecrated as Roman Catholic Bishop of Jerusalem becoming the first Palestinian Arab to hold this position.

    • @KeatonPrime
      @KeatonPrime 4 года назад +1

      Unfortunately Netflix added this movie to their library

    • @willmungas8964
      @willmungas8964 4 года назад +3

      @@PeacefulJointsame I stopped and had to reread it lmao

    • @urt1202
      @urt1202 4 года назад +9

      @Mere man Virgins: I am not dyslexic, I am antisemitic
      CHADS: Thats right boy, I am a proud anti-semitic dyslexic man -(*Insert emoji with glasses*)-

  • @jgmweston
    @jgmweston 9 лет назад +2689

    The fact that I watched a thirty-minute video reviewing Unfriended and Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 says a lot for how entertaining you guys are. Great analysis as always!

    • @jgmweston
      @jgmweston 9 лет назад +24

      Smokey McJoint I've been watching them since the first few episodes for HitB, so it's a well-aged appreciation. :)

    • @lornaduncan9925
      @lornaduncan9925 9 лет назад +19

      ***** She?

    • @Bunnellius
      @Bunnellius 9 лет назад +4

      Lorna Duncan Somehow, that misunderstanding in the midst of a voice-of-logic response was very amusing. :)

    • @Skivsamlaren
      @Skivsamlaren 9 лет назад +1

      Lorna Duncan Her?

    • @Bunnellius
      @Bunnellius 9 лет назад

      *****
      In fairness, that picture in miniature could look like a somewhat androgynous nerdette. Plus "Joshua" is such a purdy name! :s

  • @glitchedoom
    @glitchedoom 3 года назад +250

    Classic horror movie lines:
    "They're coming to get you Barbara!"
    "Heeeere's Johnny!"
    "WELL THE GLITCH JUST TYPED!"

  • @thomaswright897
    @thomaswright897 9 лет назад +1697

    Does suicide give you omnipotence in the Unfriended universe? That seems like an irresponsible message to me.

    • @zetetick395
      @zetetick395 5 лет назад +66

      Darwinian selection is a cruel mistress....

    • @Greendalewitch
      @Greendalewitch 5 лет назад +11

      @@zetetick395 Especially in horror movies.

    • @trop7736
      @trop7736 5 лет назад +61

      @@EuroRhodes What goes through your mind to respond to a 3 year old comment with a completely out of place "joke" telling someone to kill themselves?

    • @EuroRhodes
      @EuroRhodes 5 лет назад +29

      @@trop7736 oh no snowflake, sick the youtube hounds on me

    • @trop7736
      @trop7736 5 лет назад +72

      @@EuroRhodes Oh, so because your "joke" was incredibly unfunny that makes me a snowflake?

  • @dumdude1083
    @dumdude1083 8 лет назад +3720

    Mike is funnier than most comedies

    • @xxczerxx
      @xxczerxx 8 лет назад +144

      +idar sumpter I'm surprised he doesn't do stand-up, he has that funny trait 99% don't.

    • @advantage8958
      @advantage8958 8 лет назад +258

      Brace110 Mike would be a funnier character than we've ever had. Mike is the key to all this

    • @MrECHOfox
      @MrECHOfox 8 лет назад +48

      Because standing in front of a crowd doesn't sound like fun.

    • @GigaTrope
      @GigaTrope 8 лет назад +290

      If only he could stand up.

    • @til_thasmokeclearz853
      @til_thasmokeclearz853 8 лет назад +4

      +ShowgunSam it's guna be great

  • @BigHairyFenian
    @BigHairyFenian 8 лет назад +679

    If i don't wake up to a video of me shitting myself on Facebook it wasn't a good night.

  • @mattisheretonight
    @mattisheretonight 9 лет назад +777

    I would absolutely watch "You Can't Force Quit Your Programs" with Bela Lugosi

    • @knavenformed9436
      @knavenformed9436 4 года назад +24

      MsMpEng.exe on your Windows 10.
      "Hardwaregore of the decade."
      "The antivirus does to your hard drive what bleach does to your intestines."

    • @AJKiesel
      @AJKiesel 3 года назад +2

      @@None-Trick_Pony Oh noooooooooooooooo!

    • @jeffnussbaum716
      @jeffnussbaum716 3 года назад +1

      @@None-Trick_Pony You monster.

  • @someguy9284
    @someguy9284 8 лет назад +1582

    So Unfriended was the comedy movie and Paul Blart was the horror movie?

    • @angeldreyesdiaz1355
      @angeldreyesdiaz1355 5 лет назад +37

      Yes

    • @pseudonymous8702
      @pseudonymous8702 4 года назад +29

      Watch them both with that in mind, and all of a sudden they work

    • @Dodsodalo
      @Dodsodalo 2 года назад +2

      God, I remember when this movie came out and I thought it was dated then.
      Yet, it feels like nothing has changed
      Weird.

  • @do3807
    @do3807 2 года назад +158

    9:25 "Sorry, cyberbullying... y'know... victims... Whatever..." the way his hand flaps as he barely pretends to care is just perfect lmao

    • @charlottecorday8494
      @charlottecorday8494 Месяц назад +1

      Cyber bullying freaking rules. I've been banned from Preddit so many times for hurting men's feelings 😂

    • @do3807
      @do3807 Месяц назад

      ​@@charlottecorday8494ma'am I love the glee you have about terrorizing the community 🤣😂✨

  • @creepyd444
    @creepyd444 9 лет назад +310

    Mike Stoklasa is the greatest human being who has ever lived.

    • @user-zf3fc9tn5k
      @user-zf3fc9tn5k 9 лет назад

      Whereisthearmynow It should be.

    • @ejkk9513
      @ejkk9513 9 лет назад

      +meadslosh rich evans has the most annoying laugh of all time its like a screeching jim carrey from dumb and dumber but worse

    • @ejkk9513
      @ejkk9513 9 лет назад

      Well im glad you do cause i cant stand it i skip everytime he laughs

    • @jayah5725
      @jayah5725 9 лет назад

      +Tony Midyett And the doctor says that's bad.

    • @fabiobonetta5454
      @fabiobonetta5454 8 месяцев назад

      After Abe Lincoln

  • @defyU
    @defyU 4 года назад +59

    Five years later and Mike's perfectly timed and derisive, "...'Filmmakers'?" still makes me laugh to near tears.

  • @doommaria
    @doommaria 9 лет назад +448

    I hope the Plinkett house lands in my yard. I'm so lonely.

  • @KneelB4Bacon
    @KneelB4Bacon 7 лет назад +274

    11:42 Jay: _"I want to see Happy Madison start to make horror movies."_
    Mike: _"They already do,"_
    lol

  • @falconer02
    @falconer02 9 лет назад +739

    "They should have made a horror movie about Myspace. It would be called 'Ghost Town'".
    I love you guys so much. MORE!

  • @thomasstanley6101
    @thomasstanley6101 7 лет назад +242

    Honestly, I nearly shit my pants laughing when I found out the crux of the revenge plot in Unfriended was that someone killed themselves after they shit their pants.

    • @Guiltyconscience83
      @Guiltyconscience83 3 года назад +2

      Lol,I started watching it halfway through one night on hbo and when I saw the end I died laughing.

    • @jakedanielsen4512
      @jakedanielsen4512 Год назад

      Based on a real case with worse bullying too

  • @KneelB4Bacon
    @KneelB4Bacon 9 лет назад +253

    "What is the opposite of art?"
    "Paul Blart."
    lol

  • @julianwebb919
    @julianwebb919 8 лет назад +630

    I sure can't wait to see "Children of the Corn:The Internet Age"

    • @nkjvbible4926
      @nkjvbible4926 8 лет назад +2

      You may have a long wait.

    • @whiterabbit75
      @whiterabbit75 8 лет назад +72

      Didn't they worship He Who Types Between The Servers?

    • @connermitchell1663
      @connermitchell1663 5 лет назад +1

      @@sernoddicusthegallant6986 uh oh

    • @leviroch
      @leviroch 4 года назад +3

      "Children of soy: the diversification"

  • @NTyrzi
    @NTyrzi 9 лет назад +616

    unfriended feels like typical shittypasta, but made for the big screen

  • @Thegeobot
    @Thegeobot 8 лет назад +565

    ''The glitch just typed'' lol

  • @boyhoodtooktwelveyearstoma4236
    @boyhoodtooktwelveyearstoma4236 9 лет назад +185

    We need to get Paul Blart working, because he's a funnier character than we've had before. I think it'll work

    • @matthillfromcollege4109
      @matthillfromcollege4109 9 лет назад +19

      Well I got the reference at least

    • @TheVengefulEagle
      @TheVengefulEagle 9 лет назад +21

      Boyhoodtook twelveyearstomake Paul Blart 2 took 6 years to make, therefore it's half as good as Boyhood.

    • @havlorech
      @havlorech 9 лет назад +13

      Boyhoodtook twelveyearstomake Paul Blart is the key to all this.

  • @Quailiogorath
    @Quailiogorath 6 лет назад +191

    "occupation shaming".
    Plinkett has been known to shame toll booth operators from time to time.

    • @micfail2
      @micfail2 5 лет назад +4

      I never understood that, those people usually get really good pay and benefits

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 4 года назад +11

      @@micfail2 because they're stuck in a little glass box in the middle of the highway in the middle of nowhere for eight hours every fucking day.

    • @glitchedoom
      @glitchedoom 2 года назад +6

      Could Rich Evans even get that job?

  • @trtx84
    @trtx84 9 лет назад +339

    You wonder what the process is for these movies?
    Adam Sandler and friends decide they need to take a vacation somewhere, so they take a day to come up with a movie set there. The studios then pay them to take a vacation and, time permitting, film a movie.

    • @AnAverageGoblin
      @AnAverageGoblin 6 лет назад +29

      "Oh hey this mall looks nice, SOMEONE WRITE US A SCRIPT, BOOK A COUPLE PLANES AND PAY US"

    • @bowenorcutt78
      @bowenorcutt78 5 лет назад +21

      Plus paid advertising for wherever the hell they decide to vacation. Win-win for everyone who matters!

    • @robertfitzgerald3118
      @robertfitzgerald3118 4 года назад +6

      And there are still enough numb nuts that pay money to see these pieces of shit.

  • @purvdragon-sensei
    @purvdragon-sensei 8 лет назад +435

    Paul Blart: Nail Art.

  • @Smidge204
    @Smidge204 9 лет назад +107

    This episode had a lot of uncomfortable yet appropriate silence.

    • @lornaduncan9925
      @lornaduncan9925 9 лет назад +28

      Smidge204 Just like the Nomedy in Paul Bland 2

  • @FortWhenTeaThyme
    @FortWhenTeaThyme 3 года назад +38

    28:27 Just noticed the two black crewmembers in the back are like "We're not getting paid enough to fake laugh."

  • @trisymphony
    @trisymphony 9 лет назад +560

    Blart Blart has a 0% critics score on Rotten Tomatoes, but an audience score of currently 51%. That's the really scary part. Because 51% wins in a democracy.

    • @wahey8470
      @wahey8470 8 лет назад +51

      Norman Odinson Because we live in a constitutional republic, not a democracy.

    • @theploymaker
      @theploymaker 6 лет назад +70

      Wahey Then 51% wins the representative that votes for the bigger representative. Can we not be pedantic assholes about shit, tho?

    • @danieldietrich9969
      @danieldietrich9969 6 лет назад +11

      ThePloyMaker's Evil Plans Still not how that works. But good try trying to call someone out I guess?

    • @theploymaker
      @theploymaker 6 лет назад +30

      Daniel Dietrich Oh good, another pedantic asshole wants to point out some trivial missing governmental details in a RUclips comment. Good on you for trying to call someone out though I guess.

    • @jevinday
      @jevinday 5 лет назад +7

      Not if you have to win by a certain majority, such as a 2/3 majority

  • @billsanders29
    @billsanders29 8 лет назад +46

    "some random persons dad in a movie" is a perfect description for kevin james

  • @Mixedupcrazy1
    @Mixedupcrazy1 9 лет назад +819

    Where the hell is "Rich Evans: Mall Cop" ?
    We're waiting.

    • @ayjank2216
      @ayjank2216 5 лет назад +33

      He's starred in two already under the pseudonym of Kevin James

    • @EvanzoZubinsky
      @EvanzoZubinsky 5 лет назад +30

      There is "Rich Evans: Space Cop" now, basically same stuff

    • @jozinek876
      @jozinek876 5 лет назад +5

      HOLY CRAP, YESSSS :D, or maybe "Mr. Plinkett: Mall Cop" would be better.

    • @HereticDuo
      @HereticDuo 4 года назад +4

      Fuck that, give me a Mr Plinket movie

    • @totallynotalpharius2283
      @totallynotalpharius2283 4 года назад

      It's literally an episode of this with people stealing stuff in the background

  • @MCPeeBoy
    @MCPeeBoy 4 года назад +20

    "if those three letters of the alphabet could kill themselves they would" I absolutely lost it there. I love these quick witty exchanges those guys have.

  • @jaffa6711
    @jaffa6711 9 лет назад +250

    Paul Blart meets Crank, he must run across the mall getting sugar by any means necessary if he wants to stay awake. At the end of the film he's having a really awkward fist fight after the villain gives him too much insulin.

    • @roetheboat1
      @roetheboat1 5 лет назад +18

      I can see that. At one point, he's starting to have a sugar crash but is chasing someone and can't stop long enough to buy something. Getting desperate, he sees a toddler who is a messy eater and has ice cream all of their face. So he just grabs the kid and starts licking it off their face during the chase.

    • @haroldbalzac6336
      @haroldbalzac6336 4 года назад +11

      Crank was a great fucking movie.

    • @doomstadt2371
      @doomstadt2371 3 года назад +2

      You do it at christmas, he inevitably crashes Santa land and eats a bunch of candy canes, and has to fight elves, ends up somehow knocking out Santa, and has to be Santa. He's slowly falling asleep as his sugar levels drop, vould die any moment, and then a messy eater kid steps up and we get the scene The Runaway Script
      suggested. Disgusted moms swarm him and start beating him with purses until he runs off into the next cliche scene.

  • @Selfcontortion
    @Selfcontortion 7 месяцев назад +4

    2:49 thank you for showing us the moment Mike remembers he must drink his beer

  • @primetime_al822
    @primetime_al822 8 лет назад +210

    I want a remake of Die Hard with Kevin James as John McClane.

    • @RossTheNinja
      @RossTheNinja 5 лет назад +74

      Would take some massive air vents

    • @tylerscanlan9229
      @tylerscanlan9229 5 лет назад +16

      @@RossTheNinja underrated comment

    • @HauntFormer
      @HauntFormer 5 лет назад +24

      So the first Paul Blart?

    • @robertbaxley3298
      @robertbaxley3298 4 года назад +2

      work email Kevin James is legitimately funny. Don’t judge him on the Sandler movies he gets roped in to.

    • @baronvonlimbourgh1716
      @baronvonlimbourgh1716 4 года назад

      @@Sojaysquad22 you do understand he means @Ross ThenNinja's comment?

  • @darrenthetuber743
    @darrenthetuber743 8 лет назад +143

    "no they play for the senior citizen demographic" lmao, that back sas was money

  • @Gryffilion
    @Gryffilion 6 лет назад +793

    For me, Red Letter Media is about...
    ...it's about awkward pauses.

  • @XC11301991
    @XC11301991 9 лет назад +567

    Can't wait for the Chat Roulette horror film. We know what it's going to be about.

    • @Grignok
      @Grignok 9 лет назад +27

      GSDAkatsuki "The Den" www.imdb.com/title/tt2503154/

    • @hatben
      @hatben 9 лет назад +42

      GSDAkatsuki Haunted dicks?

    • @DefaultName-du3kr
      @DefaultName-du3kr 9 лет назад +30

      GSDAkatsuki Just dicks for 90 minutes.

    • @jotacostajr
      @jotacostajr 9 лет назад +55

      GSDAkatsuki A young woman talks to a middle aged man for a couple of minutes on Chat Roulette, and he starts to obsess over her. Once she insists she wants nothing to do with him and his old man penis he starts killing all her friends. The whole movie is shot from the POV of her Apple Watch, because why not.

    • @jomo999
      @jomo999 9 лет назад +10

      GSDAkatsuki Wang in a blender

  • @DitzeeDoo
    @DitzeeDoo 8 лет назад +157

    24:12 that guy came in his pants when paul blart got kicked by the horse

    • @troythormond9719
      @troythormond9719 8 лет назад +41

      Those clips aren't real.... They can't be real. They aren't real, right? Please tell me someone if those clips were real.

    • @anustart2
      @anustart2 8 лет назад +86

      They're reactions to Star Wars The Force Awakens.

    • @robertfitzgerald3118
      @robertfitzgerald3118 4 года назад +1

      Very similiar to the pinball scene in accused.

    • @cajunboi4888
      @cajunboi4888 4 года назад +1

      That guys reaction was more funnier than the clip.

  • @Costar58
    @Costar58 8 лет назад +555

    I've been a fan of Half in the Bag since they were just a Quarter in a Container.

    • @lzi9452
      @lzi9452 7 лет назад +2

      Don Radkos since you've been a fan for so long can you tell me if they purposefully say hacky joked and act horribly at times just to annoy people? Also why does plinkett sound so different in this show?

    • @kayleegregory770
      @kayleegregory770 7 лет назад +23

      A fifth in a bucket

    • @Gryffilion
      @Gryffilion 6 лет назад +8

      "A fifth in the bucket" is the name of Mike Stoklasa's second EP

    • @RossTheNinja
      @RossTheNinja 5 лет назад +1

      2/3rds in a satchel. Coming soon.

  • @notch8628
    @notch8628 2 года назад +16

    Is it bad to rewatch these again and again this is like crack. rich, Mike, and Jay are my pushers

  • @DoctorPorkenfries
    @DoctorPorkenfries 9 лет назад +160

    Whenever Adam Sandler looks at Kevin James, he's fantasizing about Chris Farley.
    Like, seriously, that has to be the case, right? All the people who show up in his movies are people who were on SNL at about the same time as him. Rob Schneider, Chris Rock, David Spade, etc. I really do think he kind of just started getting Kevin James because he wants a Chris Farley substitute. Too bad Kevin James isn't funny like Chris Farley was.

    • @JokersRWildStudios
      @JokersRWildStudios 9 лет назад +56

      I've been saying this for years. Farley would be doing these parts (for better or worse) if he didn't OD and die, Kevin James would LITERALLY be a mall cop right now if Farley didn't die.

    • @KnuckleHunkybuck
      @KnuckleHunkybuck 5 лет назад +37

      @Jokers R Wild Studios
      Kevin James would be living in a van down by the river.

    • @robertfitzgerald3118
      @robertfitzgerald3118 4 года назад +6

      @@KnuckleHunkybuck and blowing guys for chicken nuggets...

  • @XLuftWaffleX
    @XLuftWaffleX 9 лет назад +72

    Unfriended was amazing! It took 12 hours to make!

  • @brokenfingers9607
    @brokenfingers9607 2 года назад +13

    The Paul Blart movies together made almost $300M globally. I checked a random great movie I saw recently, The Northman, and that made $70M worldwide. So it's definitely too late for Humanity, GOOD LUCK DOLPHINS.

    • @Xpwnxage
      @Xpwnxage Месяц назад

      Yeah we're cooked, as the kids say.

  • @DashCat9
    @DashCat9 9 лет назад +101

    YOOOOU CAN'T FORCE QUIT YOUR PROOOOGRAAAMS!
    Haha. Amazing.

  • @bloodrunsclear
    @bloodrunsclear 9 лет назад +44

    'I don't remember a single f word!'
    Later...
    'So she's holding up signs that say things like 'F**k All You Guys...'

  • @fizzify3000
    @fizzify3000 3 года назад +17

    Anyone else revisit this video as an excellent paring to the annual and enteral podcast “Til Death Do Us Blart”?
    if anyone is curious: “The format is simple. Once a year, every year at American Thanksgiving the five men will watch Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 and record their thoughts, feelings and opinions. These personal expressions will be broadcast as a free, annual podcast. Should a member of the quintet pass away, protocol dictates that his baton must be passed to another, thus fulfilling the promise of five people watching and podcasting Paul Blart 2 from now till the end of linear time.”

  • @mikemike9536
    @mikemike9536 7 лет назад +20

    I don't know if me watching this about 30 times over the span of a couple of years is a testament to how great these guys are, or just a testament to how much of a loser I am. Maybe both.

  • @tylerbok6882
    @tylerbok6882 5 лет назад +8

    This was the first ever RLM video I ever saw. Still watching 4 years later

  • @laugurinn
    @laugurinn 9 лет назад +57

    I've read a couple of times that Kevin James is a really nice and likeable guy off camera and I've come to the conclusion that these are the reasons why he's acting:
    A: Some on the crew find him to be a really likeable dude on set and easy to work with.
    B: The others on the crew, those that hate his guts, get to see and make him fall down a lot.

    • @josiahkendall4492
      @josiahkendall4492 Год назад +3

      @Starlight Noire Holy crap. I think this is the farthest apart time wise I've ever seen a comment and a reply. As an aside, I can appreciate how Kevin James did a lot of his own stunts. Adam Sandler was barely putting on pants in his movies back then.

  • @Stuurminator
    @Stuurminator 8 лет назад +304

    A lot of horror movies are filled with unsympathetic characters, but usually at least the final girl is supposed to be decent, and the antagonist usually kills indiscriminately so at least if it came up behind you in your theater chair you'd have reason to feel threatened. But in Unfriended, not only is every single character an absolute sack of shit, they are dying *specifically* because they are absolute sacks of shit, so unless you yourself have a hobby of ruining people's lives for shits and giggles, you have no reason to feel even nominally afraid of Facebook ghosts.
    So what at first looks like a horror movie turns out to be...I don't know, a morality tale? There's no possibility of lingering discomfort after the movie ends; once the credits roll, everything is neatly tied up and there's nothing left to think about. It's like it was deliberately designed to be nothing more than a way to kill an hour and a half.

    • @theblurr5495
      @theblurr5495 8 лет назад +1

      Bad Voodoo

    • @davidbrasher3595
      @davidbrasher3595 7 лет назад +29

      That would make a great movie. A story about some sort of a serial killer or monster or ghost or something who sneaks up behind people who are sitting in chairs in the dark watching horror movies.

    • @jasonfenton8250
      @jasonfenton8250 7 лет назад +16

      A lot of horror films have unsympathetic characters and they are always so boring to watch, there's no horror or tension because I can't get invested in the characters.

    • @FanboyFilms
      @FanboyFilms 5 лет назад +1

      So it should have just been called "Housecleaning?"

    • @Bizarro69
      @Bizarro69 5 лет назад

      Yeeeeah but I'm cool with that. Like, action movies do this, a lot. Shoot 'em ups and whatnot.

  • @famousthaneus9810
    @famousthaneus9810 2 года назад +4

    I've been going through some of your catalog over the last week, and holy shit is Mike hilarious 😂. Even when the joke itself is terrible, his timing & delivery is flawless. Thank you guys for all of the quality content

  • @synarchistcarcinogen4273
    @synarchistcarcinogen4273 6 лет назад +126

    Watch Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 while listening to Pink Floyd’s Dark Side of the moon. I did it with a couple of friends and have now ascended to a higher level of existence.

    • @pseudonymous8702
      @pseudonymous8702 4 года назад +9

      Holy shit, this is actually a thing

    • @NCLgirl2016
      @NCLgirl2016 4 года назад +22

      The Blart Side of the Moon! A great Thanksgiving tradition I shall practice until I die and then force someone else to keep doing it

    • @Sierra358
      @Sierra358 4 года назад +8

      @@NCLgirl2016 holy shit lmao I was looking for a comment about death blart

  • @CERTAIND00M
    @CERTAIND00M 9 лет назад +15

    ::SIGH:: "Filmmakers?"
    I shed a tear while laughing at that one.

  • @taqu
    @taqu 8 лет назад +13

    I love the quote "I couldn't take my eyes off the screen" from the Unfriended trailer.
    I know, right! I had to look at a computer screen the whole time!

  • @spitefulraven
    @spitefulraven 4 года назад +29

    Terrifying and gripping, I was on the edge of my seat when Blaire forgot that uTorrent was seeding an episode of SNL in the background &
    she couldn't empty her recycling bin...

  • @videogamenostalgia
    @videogamenostalgia 6 лет назад +43

    I always preferred David Lynch's "Paul Blart: Flesh Mall"

  • @slugofborg6532
    @slugofborg6532 8 лет назад +61

    On the internet, nobody knows you're a ghost...

  • @shadowmane55
    @shadowmane55 2 года назад +7

    "If those 3 letters in the alphabet could kill themselves they would" 😂

  • @schmendrake
    @schmendrake 6 лет назад +133

    Try watching Paul blart 2 synced up with dark side of the moon

    • @KnuckleHunkybuck
      @KnuckleHunkybuck 5 лет назад +27

      Everyone knows about that. It's called "Dark Side of the Mall".

    • @RossTheNinja
      @RossTheNinja 5 лет назад +23

      Blart side of the moon

    • @harrison.kaiser
      @harrison.kaiser 5 лет назад +13

      Blart side of the mall??

    • @robertfitzgerald3118
      @robertfitzgerald3118 4 года назад +10

      I would say that if you sync that movie up with someone taking a giant shit would work.

    • @schmendrake
      @schmendrake 4 года назад +2

      @Jack Marlett hell yeah. only ~2 months till the next episode

  • @ethzero
    @ethzero 3 года назад +58

    Fun fact: Paul Blart, Mall Cop is used by medical professionals to verify the success of lobotomies.

  • @JacobHalton
    @JacobHalton 5 лет назад +10

    RUclips Video: "Half in the Bag: Hey. Don't you got anything better to do?"
    Me: "No."

  • @ryanbmx5
    @ryanbmx5 5 лет назад +5

    @28:20 - That's some comedy gold right there! 😂
    "When do the checks come in?"
    *resumes loud forced laughter until paid*

  • @lplumptree
    @lplumptree 6 лет назад +10

    “They unfriended Laura Palmer” - 11:55 , this movie is the true prequel to Twin Peaks

  • @pepepoopsonthefarright7531
    @pepepoopsonthefarright7531 4 года назад +33

    unfriended - hilarious
    paul blart 2 - disturbing

  • @rafaeledwards6496
    @rafaeledwards6496 2 года назад +4

    I’m so glad about not having to watch movies anymore
    Thank you guys

  • @daniel8181
    @daniel8181 2 месяца назад +1

    10 years later and walmart chris farley shoving his hand into a blender and screaming at the camera like its an snl skit is still fucking hilarious.

  • @danbyrne-szafoni8021
    @danbyrne-szafoni8021 6 лет назад +12

    Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 was the first film to receive Nevada's film tax credit, now I get it

  • @ultimaT
    @ultimaT 6 лет назад +7

    "the lite version of the fat guy" LMAO Mike comes up with some amazing things.

  • @prodiggy13
    @prodiggy13 9 лет назад +353

    Can't wait till Hollywood makes horror film outta bunch of nerds getting Ventrilo Harrasement while playimg computer games!

    • @z-beeblebrox
      @z-beeblebrox 9 лет назад +84

      prodiggy13 "Don't you get it man, don't you see what's happening?! If you die in Call of Duty...you die in real life!"

    • @TheGyromorgian
      @TheGyromorgian 9 лет назад +87

      prodiggy13 Get off Vent or I'll have you bent!

    • @Darcco900
      @Darcco900 9 лет назад +8

      Pointer!

    • @Bonerlord
      @Bonerlord 9 лет назад +67

      BALLS OF STEEL

    • @PaulA-fp3vs
      @PaulA-fp3vs 9 лет назад

      prodiggy13 Matbe the producers kid Dead Space. They capture the gameplay and thats the whole movie.

  • @conorjohn490
    @conorjohn490 Месяц назад +1

    Apparently most of Paul Blart 2 actually syncs up really well with Dark Side of the Moon. Who knew that such a landmark piece of art would go so well with Pink Floyd.

  • @CravenTHC85
    @CravenTHC85 9 лет назад +209

    As a security officer myself, I want to slap the ever loving shit out of Kevin James and Adam Sandler for ruining the entire concept of a movie about contract security. It would have been nice to have something watchable, but this is just embarrassing.

    • @pocketsesmcflurry2146
      @pocketsesmcflurry2146 9 лет назад +16

      CravenTHC The first Paul Blart Mall Cop was a rip off of a 2009 dark comedy called Observe and Report starring Seth Rogen, also about a security officer at a mall and considered mucch better. I hope this eases your pain :)

    • @ninjomaniac
      @ninjomaniac 9 лет назад +7

      Pocketses McFlurry Paul Blart 1 was released a few months before Observe and Report, which technically makes that the rip-off.

    • @CravenTHC85
      @CravenTHC85 9 лет назад +24

      Pocketses McFlurry As a Rogen fan myself, I found Observe and Report shockingly poor. The mood of the movie was all over the place. It didn't know if it was a comedy or a rom-com, and by the end it almost seemed more like a tragedy.
      If I could have anybody make a movie about security guards it would be Broken Lizard. Something along the lines of Super Troopers would be a better vehicle in my opinion.

    • @pocketsesmcflurry2146
      @pocketsesmcflurry2146 9 лет назад

      For real? I've had it on my to-watch list for ages so that's pretty disheartening. Better hope Paul Blart 3 doesn't suck ass then

    • @CravenTHC85
      @CravenTHC85 9 лет назад +3

      Pocketses McFlurry Yeah I would check a couple reviews before actually devoting almost 2 hours of my time to O&R. Last I checked, it was widely considered one of the worst Rogen films.

  • @chrisbg99
    @chrisbg99 8 лет назад +7

    I remember when Paul Blartt 2 and Unfriended were in theaters. They were playing to empty screens while I went to see Riff Trax Presents Time Chasers.

  • @thelovebelow3378
    @thelovebelow3378 9 лет назад +37

    Oh boy, new half in the bag B^)))

    • @tinyturnip7676
      @tinyturnip7676 9 лет назад +1

      Tytus Hamilton fuck yeah new hitb!!

    • @thelovebelow3378
      @thelovebelow3378 9 лет назад

      Joe Jr. I love the narative they weave between episodes

  • @stroshow5
    @stroshow5 9 лет назад +2

    THE GUY PLAYING THE PIANO DURING THE BIRD fight scene deserves an Academy AWARD FOR IS performance!! Paul Blart mall cop 2 is one of the most under rated movies of all time!!

  • @MMLS1311
    @MMLS1311 6 лет назад +6

    "Sorry, Cyberbullying...you know...victims...whatever." I couldn't stop laughing.

  • @jacquiecotillard9699
    @jacquiecotillard9699 3 года назад +8

    Kevin James’ film career is proof that humanity can be conditioned into any reaction

  • @BigJim11791
    @BigJim11791 9 лет назад +38

    Red Letter Media makes the world a better place.

  • @nolifenerdwhohasnevergotten
    @nolifenerdwhohasnevergotten Год назад +2

    If Unfriended was first and foremost a horror-comedy, it could have been one of the best movies ever made. "WELL THE GLITCH JUST TYPED" is actually one of the funniest goddamn lines in anything ever.

  • @zak22wolftheultramanzenith35
    @zak22wolftheultramanzenith35 4 года назад +18

    When you don’t watch these in order or follow the lore, and it opens with a flying house tied to a balloon.

  • @jimitaco1303
    @jimitaco1303 6 лет назад +8

    Chris Kattan looks like he was assembled from spare parts lying around at the "Zach Braff Factory."

  • @ghouldishanimal
    @ghouldishanimal 6 лет назад +13

    I don't think Mike was really in this episode. I've never seen a more accurate display of a human "on autopilot".

  • @Blastinus
    @Blastinus 8 лет назад +46

    So did the movie ever say why they couldn't just, you know, close the laptop, or unplug their modem, or...
    That's the problem with villains that can do whatever is convenient for the plot. If it's literally impossible for the characters to escape, why not just cut directly to the end of the movie when everyone's dead?

  • @Nel_Annette
    @Nel_Annette 9 лет назад +15

    Somewhere, in an alternate universe, people are flocking to see the new Chris Farley movie, Paul Blart 2, and Kevin James works as a janitor in a Chuck E. Cheese.

  • @Retales
    @Retales 2 года назад +8

    22:41 "I don't know where Kevin James came from, other than a fat woman's vagina"
    I'm glad I'm back in the Half in the Bag rabbit hole

  • @MetalTrenches
    @MetalTrenches 3 года назад +12

    “I want to see Happy Madison start to make horror movies.” Once again clairvoyant RLM predicts Hubie Halloween

  • @grahamnelly3491
    @grahamnelly3491 2 года назад +7

    This one review had more impact on the Wind Resort than the film itself lmao

  • @KairuDeLarge
    @KairuDeLarge 8 месяцев назад +3

    The comment about Unfriended being quickly forgotten is apt, because I just watched this for the first time in 2024, and I have never heard of this film.

    • @ekathe85
      @ekathe85 6 месяцев назад +1

      Unfriended ended up Unfunded
      I'm not Mike

  • @Bleh200
    @Bleh200 9 месяцев назад +2

    I remember going to see Paul Blart 2 in cinemas with friends. After 2 minutes of sitting in a completely empty cinema, we got more entertainment from rolling malteasers down the steps.

  • @hinasakukimi
    @hinasakukimi 8 лет назад +371

    jesus christ those guys reacting to the trailer made me want to die

    • @SaintSC05
      @SaintSC05 8 лет назад +134

      Those were reactions to Star Wars the Force Awakens

    • @hinasakukimi
      @hinasakukimi 8 лет назад +182

      SaintSC05 i still want death

    • @hinasakukimi
      @hinasakukimi 8 лет назад +27

      Jawpz thank

    • @bul13ts
      @bul13ts 8 лет назад +23

      To be fair... I had just little enough faith in humanity to believe it too.

    • @ricksanchez6370
      @ricksanchez6370 6 лет назад +3

      It made me want to kill them.

  • @MrSchnorkel
    @MrSchnorkel 5 лет назад +2

    The thumbnail of this video is the only one that ever made me laugh the instant I saw it. Simple, rustic, perfect.

  • @mewmedic
    @mewmedic 9 лет назад +17

    How many times have these two escaped death? Who knew reviewing movies could be so dangerous? We need to save them.

  • @hanumaniam
    @hanumaniam Год назад +3

    "If those three letters of the alphabet could kill themselves they would." Mike Stoklasa -Half in the Bag

  • @Sardonicus
    @Sardonicus 9 лет назад +7

    That "Twin Peaks" reference at the end of the "Unfriended" review was awesome, bua ha ha.

  • @ekathe85
    @ekathe85 Год назад +3

    Everybody called him a robot. Now he's coming for their data.
    Unfriended 2: the Zuccening.

  • @BRat-kp4si
    @BRat-kp4si 9 лет назад +86

    How do you get rid of a Skype ghost?
    Call a tech-xorcist!
    I stole that one from a Bazooka Joe wrapper that doesn't exist.

  • @RhymeswithSpecialNeeds
    @RhymeswithSpecialNeeds Год назад +1

    28:21 I resonate with the guy in the green plaid in the background and his barely-amused expressions

  • @s3.14dervision
    @s3.14dervision 2 года назад +4

    I saw the first Paul Blart and it was so depressing I got a prescription for Prozac the next day!

  • @SpeedRacer_IRL
    @SpeedRacer_IRL 4 года назад +7

    Hard to believe that this was 5 years ago. RLM has managed to be timeless.

  • @WarGamerGirl
    @WarGamerGirl 9 лет назад +76

    I feel like Unfriended hinges on a gimmick the same way Boyhood did. They both hung a fictional storyline on a storytelling device that depicts "real life". I guess the real difference is that Unfriended wasted less than an hour and a half of our lives, while Boyhood managed to waste almost three hours...

    • @lordoshower3478
      @lordoshower3478 6 лет назад +1

      WarGamerGirl Don’t see how you can compare the two. Nowhere close of a resemblance

    • @starbitscg4563
      @starbitscg4563 6 лет назад +3

      But they do have things in common, they're both terrible

    • @luiginastro8831
      @luiginastro8831 2 года назад

      But did you hear that iT TOOK 12 YEARow fuck it