Half in the Bag Episode 93: Fantastic Four

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  • Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024
  • Mike and Jay attempt to see Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation, but are unable to. Josh Trank himself buys Mike and Jay tickets to see Fantastic Four. They are the only people in the theater. Not just their theater, but every theater in the nation.

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  • @jef_3006
    @jef_3006 5 лет назад +1758

    In the comics, Dr. Doom is the beloved king of a small eastern European nation who is also a genius, wants to take over the world, and walks around in a metal suit unironically shouting "I AM DOOM!"
    Why the hell would you ever change anything about that character?

    • @okramoffacebook1381
      @okramoffacebook1381 5 лет назад +135

      Compulsive makeover syndrome

    • @thetrustysidekick3013
      @thetrustysidekick3013 5 лет назад +24

      Because he sounds like every edgelord's fantasy?

    • @Ryu1ify
      @Ryu1ify 4 года назад +241

      @@thetrustysidekick3013 But he wears bright green. There's no dark in his outfit to speak of

    • @Vapor817
      @Vapor817 4 года назад +44

      @@Ryu1ify his colorful cape is the only thing keeping him from completely embodying the stereotype

    • @3coldcapricorn227
      @3coldcapricorn227 4 года назад +183

      He’s a good rapper too

  • @Floydianfun
    @Floydianfun 8 лет назад +1031

    That noise is from Jay's brain malfunctioning trying to understand what happened to this movie.

    • @superclarendon8648
      @superclarendon8648 2 года назад +13

      Guess you could say the jigsaws didn’t quite fall into place for this film.

    • @saaaaaakkkkkkkkkkeee
      @saaaaaakkkkkkkkkkeee Год назад +41

      Oh thank god someone else hears it. I thought it was my new headset

    • @mmjahink
      @mmjahink Год назад +10

      @@superclarendon8648 That comment is All I Need

    • @YTPGOD
      @YTPGOD Год назад +3

      i certainly won't be getting this movie on Videotape

    • @astrotrain3332
      @astrotrain3332 Год назад +1

      @@saaaaaakkkkkkkkkkeee same holy shit

  • @MichaelCarMusic
    @MichaelCarMusic 4 года назад +1135

    I like how they keep referring to them as the “Josh Trank movie”, the “Roger Corman movie”, and... the “Jessica Alba movie”

    • @ApocryphalDude
      @ApocryphalDude 4 года назад +18

      They could have committed to the Cronenberg body horror back story and the sequels are them trying to include humor and camp to rehumanize themselves and gain social acceptance

    • @callumjohnston35
      @callumjohnston35 4 года назад +70

      Parker Avery did you just randomly pick any comment to type this for

    • @nakenmil
      @nakenmil 3 года назад

      Holy fuck this got me.

    • @rhetiq9989
      @rhetiq9989 3 года назад +9

      They didn’t even bother with the actual name of the Jessica Alba movies director

    • @joshuanorris5860
      @joshuanorris5860 3 года назад +7

      @@rhetiq9989 yeah its funny because "tom cruise is in it" can basicly sum up some movies entirely lol its like thats all they have.
      This type of movie would be good to refer to this way.
      Like jack and jill is that adam sandler movie. Nuff said

  • @CrunchyWaluigi
    @CrunchyWaluigi 9 лет назад +1881

    Oh god whose tea kettle is about to explode every time Jay talks!!

    • @MyThoughtsBelow
      @MyThoughtsBelow 6 лет назад +266

      It's stylistically designed that way.

    • @BrixAlive
      @BrixAlive 5 лет назад +5

      classic what are you doing here?

    • @KonamiCoda
      @KonamiCoda 5 лет назад +125

      I'm so glad you said something I thought I was going nuts

    • @wangsoft
      @wangsoft 5 лет назад +39

      @@MyThoughtsBelow but we can diminish the effects of it?

    • @tiyenin
      @tiyenin 5 лет назад +28

      r/myearballs

  • @Infestedhobo1
    @Infestedhobo1 9 лет назад +455

    Miles Teller playing drums like reed richards while J.K Simmons yells "PARKER!!" in a Dr. Doom costume is the best visual ever.

    • @WanderingChin
      @WanderingChin 3 года назад +13

      If any clip of Redlettermedia deserves an animated version, it's that

  • @danielcarrilho5217
    @danielcarrilho5217 8 лет назад +1300

    I think more people saw this video than Fantastic Four.

  • @honestslug9452
    @honestslug9452 9 лет назад +347

    This Fantastic 4 tried be the Dark Knight of the Fantastic 4 movies but ended up making the other Fantastic 4 movies look like the Dark Knight.

    • @JayDee284
      @JayDee284 9 лет назад +18

      ***** incredibly tedious, unfocused movie with tonal issues sounds more like the Burton movies

    • @Draliseth
      @Draliseth 4 месяца назад +1

      Producers always learn the wrong lessons from box office results.

  • @EvanSol919
    @EvanSol919 7 лет назад +994

    The main problem is that this movie was made for one reason and one reason only - to keep the rights from reverting to Marvel.

    • @wonderduck2345
      @wonderduck2345 5 лет назад +67

      Would have worked if Disney hadn't bought fox 🤣

    • @ManOutofTime913
      @ManOutofTime913 5 лет назад +36

      Remember that they also wanted to make a cinematic universe from the Fantastic Four and the X-Men before Disney bought them up. Which, honestly, Josh Trank's original script might have been more conducive to that kind of idea, but they fucked it all up. And then Disney sucked them up, so at least this property might be put to proper use now, unlike X-Men which will be so awkward no matter how they try and handle it.

    • @airgunny7416
      @airgunny7416 5 лет назад +16

      @@ManOutofTime913 X-meng days of future pants was pretty good

    • @ManOutofTime913
      @ManOutofTime913 5 лет назад +4

      @@airgunny7416 I never implied it wasn't...?

    • @stefanforrer2573
      @stefanforrer2573 4 года назад +6

      @@ManOutofTime913 are you really implying that any of disney's properties have been put to "proper use" recently?

  • @ComicBookCovers
    @ComicBookCovers 9 лет назад +1415

    Whiplash, Birdman, Nightcrawler...how many fucking comic book movies do they need to make?!

    • @bend.543
      @bend.543 9 лет назад +146

      +Plaguesque /sarcasm
      All of those movies have the same names as comic book characters even though they have almost nothing in common.

    • @MrTwon1610
      @MrTwon1610 9 лет назад +245

      Have you ever seen Dr Strangelove?
      Worst comicbook film I've ever seen.
      He didn't even have a superpower!

    • @HappyCynic
      @HappyCynic 9 лет назад +88

      64PageSpecial And Colin Firth was rubbish in Gambit. He didn't even have a Cajun accent.

    • @SV67943
      @SV67943 9 лет назад +28

      twon 1610 I thought he had super healing. Didn't you see the ending?

    • @jamesr123
      @jamesr123 9 лет назад +36

      Jay Jimenez That's the joke.

  • @marshmallowok
    @marshmallowok 9 лет назад +4898

    They already made a good Fantastic Four movie, they just called it The Incredibles instead.

    • @deecool47
      @deecool47 9 лет назад +113

      *****
      Incredible isn't like FF at all really. The only comparison people can really make is the super powers, there's 4 of them and that both are family orientated. FF is all about men and a woman assuming the role of super powered beings and going public and becoming world famous super hero icons. The incredibles are about super heroes taking the roles of everyday people trying to fit in with society. Almost nothing about their relationship dynamic and background are at all the same. I will say Dash does share a little similarities to Johnny Storm, but nothing too noticeable
      Nothing about their stories/adventures, characters, character interaction, family dynamic, or live as a whole is similar to FF. As a matter of fact I challenge you to state ways they are similar besides what I pointed out. You can't slap the FF characters faces on the incredibles and say it's a perfect adaptation.

    • @marshmallowok
      @marshmallowok 9 лет назад +297

      ***** I was being facetious, mostly because I've seen so many people say The Incredibles is a ripoff.

    • @deecool47
      @deecool47 9 лет назад +15

      ***** "is still more faithful as an adaptation than the actual Fantastic Four films'
      The Incredibles are an original concept and like you said it borrowed from other great works of fiction. So it's not an adaption. It's easy to create completely new ideas, because fans won't whine about the source material. However these FF movies are god awful I think we all agree.

    • @EdwinMontesinos
      @EdwinMontesinos 9 лет назад +3

      ***** Oh, that's a comment I didn't see coming... a thousand times.

    • @CustomFitted
      @CustomFitted 9 лет назад +10

      ***** this joke's gonna get worn out reeeeaaaaalll quick

  • @Foomandoonian
    @Foomandoonian 9 лет назад +699

    "Kate Mara looks bored."
    Kate Mara ALWAYS looks bored.

    • @thetrustysidekick3013
      @thetrustysidekick3013 5 лет назад +46

      Rooney got all the talent.

    • @_V.Va_
      @_V.Va_ 4 года назад +17

      Look at her _f a a a a a a c e..._

    • @Toybinger
      @Toybinger 4 года назад +14

      "What's wrong with your face?"

    • @jarunia17
      @jarunia17 4 года назад +14

      She was good in House of Cards I think

    • @HayabusaPaul
      @HayabusaPaul 3 года назад +17

      @@jarunia17 She's got a great ass

  • @DreamcastGuy
    @DreamcastGuy 9 лет назад +900

    Of all the videos on the internet of VCR repairmen ripping apart film this is by far my favorite.

    • @INSEIKYU01
      @INSEIKYU01 5 лет назад +5

      Haha I didn't get that refrence it's genius

    • @joshuanorris5860
      @joshuanorris5860 3 года назад +2

      ...

    • @HunterGatherer95
      @HunterGatherer95 3 года назад +3

      What a brutally honest comment

    • @levikendrick3455
      @levikendrick3455 3 года назад

      I guess Im randomly asking but does any of you know of a way to log back into an instagram account?
      I somehow lost the password. I would love any tricks you can give me

    • @lucasxavier8072
      @lucasxavier8072 3 года назад

      @Levi Kendrick Instablaster :)

  • @dahakaguardianofthetimelin4780
    @dahakaguardianofthetimelin4780 9 лет назад +86

    When Stan the Man goes all like "I ain't puttin my face in that movie!" you know there's a problem!

    • @acrowbar2394
      @acrowbar2394 9 лет назад +1

      ThatRabbitGuy Wut? He produced the movie though.

    • @acrowbar2394
      @acrowbar2394 9 лет назад +1

      Travis Maz Perhaps. It's not one of the normal producer creds though. But Matthew Vaughn was a normal producer on the movie, which makes me believe that there was once a much better version of this movie.

  • @taylormorgan6441
    @taylormorgan6441 3 года назад +29

    "Director Josh Tank"
    I laugh every single time I watch the episode. Simple and elegant comedy.

  • @FlyingOverTr0ut
    @FlyingOverTr0ut 9 лет назад +409

    I nearly spit out the water I was drinking when the picture of a hamster came up when Mike mentioned Richard Gere.

    • @SneaksBL
      @SneaksBL 6 лет назад +4

      FlyingOverTr0ut LMFAO

    • @Rastafirez
      @Rastafirez 6 лет назад +53

      Please...
      it's a *gerbil*

    • @DanArnets1492
      @DanArnets1492 4 года назад +4

      It's a gerbil though...

    • @Boonehams
      @Boonehams 3 года назад +3

      @@introgauge Speaking from experience, are we?

  • @DrRyan82994
    @DrRyan82994 3 года назад +48

    It’s been over 5 years, which means it’s almost time to remake the f4ntastic 4our

    • @DrRyan82994
      @DrRyan82994 3 года назад +6

      Fuvk me, it was confirmed in December. I hate this

  • @vikingchad44
    @vikingchad44 6 лет назад +7

    Hahahahahaha!!!! I storyboarded that Dennys commercial at 9:45. LMFAO. Didn't see that coming...but I should have.

  • @corsair4309
    @corsair4309 9 лет назад +226

    17:13 "I like him, he's not like super handsome";
    -Mike Stoklasa, 2015

    • @Pinksparkles1511
      @Pinksparkles1511 3 года назад +3

      I came back here just to rewatch that very part

    • @acidset
      @acidset 3 года назад +3

      Mike is way more super handsome than you, Dr. Phil

  • @westide3050
    @westide3050 7 лет назад +9

    If you are curious about that jazz song that is in the video, it is "String of Pearls" by the Glen Miller band.

  • @torchiest
    @torchiest 5 лет назад +45

    I'm sure someone already mentioned this, but this film was based on Ultimate Fantastic Four, which definitely had body horror elements, rather than the 616 team.

  • @Mahreo1
    @Mahreo1 9 лет назад +699

    FIX JAYS MIC YOU HACK FRAUDS

  • @cronocoffin
    @cronocoffin 8 лет назад +251

    I watched this movie on a trans-Atlantic flight and embarrassed myself by laughing hysterically at Doom's horribly bad mask/face.

  • @rchetype7029
    @rchetype7029 8 лет назад +729

    Why does Jay's audio have that awful buzzing in the background? Is this subliminal messaging or something?

    • @vespenegas261
      @vespenegas261 7 лет назад +79

      Subliminal messages for giraffes to bite your head off

    • @domlaface
      @domlaface 7 лет назад +25

      Original Narrator You can tell Mike edited this episode.

    • @mbb434
      @mbb434 7 лет назад +82

      Nah it's actually the fact that Jay is just a robot and it's making the lav malfunction

    • @SomeGuy_GRM
      @SomeGuy_GRM 7 лет назад +26

      Probably noise from the pre-amp for Jay's mic being turned up higher than Mike's mic.

    • @spacepooper
      @spacepooper 5 лет назад +42

      It’s stylistically designed to be that way...

  • @cg4754
    @cg4754 9 лет назад +393

    This flop needs a Plinkett review.

    • @FunWithGuru
      @FunWithGuru 9 лет назад +42

      C G They said they didn't think it was that bad, I don't think it's Plinkett worthy.

    • @sokkydesmond1066
      @sokkydesmond1066 9 лет назад +13

      So does pixels, and I refuse to capitalize it because that's a respect it should not have.

    • @TheMagicalFreak
      @TheMagicalFreak 9 лет назад +1

      FunWithGuru Just got done watching your unused easter eggs vid. Didn't think i'd see you commenting on a RLM video for some reason.

    • @shack8110
      @shack8110 9 лет назад

      C G Alright! I can't wait to see The Fantastic Four! It's gonna be great.

    • @one2gaming
      @one2gaming 9 лет назад +2

      C G It should be more relevant to get a Plinkett review.

  • @OlOleander
    @OlOleander 4 года назад +54

    Crying with laughter at the blink-and-you'll-miss-it Richard Gere reference.

  • @sirkowski
    @sirkowski 9 лет назад +175

    There was a successful movie version of the Fantastic Four and it was called The INCREDIBLES.

    • @pandulec
      @pandulec 9 лет назад

      j Hughes other youtuber say that few days ago in his review

    • @CustomFitted
      @CustomFitted 9 лет назад +9

      j Hughes this joke is literally on every single video or article related to the Fant4stic movie

    • @DibbzTheLoner
      @DibbzTheLoner 9 лет назад +2

      Creative It couldn't be because of how true and relevant it is.

    • @CustomFitted
      @CustomFitted 9 лет назад

      ***** or maybe people just love recycling? lol

    • @DibbzTheLoner
      @DibbzTheLoner 9 лет назад +1

      j Hughes The point isn't them being the same, silly sausage, the point is that The Incredibles is the closest thing there's ever been to a decent Fantastic Four movie.
      The Incredibles is only vaguely similar to the Fantastic Four, it's just that every Fantastic Four movie is so bad in comparison to The Incredibles that there's more similarity between The Incredibles and a hypothetical good Fantastic Four movie than there is between any existing Fantastic Four move and that hypothetical good one.
      I would have thought this was implicit.

  • @CosmicUndeadElf
    @CosmicUndeadElf 9 лет назад +150

    You can tell that Josh Trank has no idea who Doctor Doom really is. You know it's bad when the 2005 movie was more accurate

  • @evilemperordude
    @evilemperordude 9 лет назад +194

    Yes, Doctor Doom is one of the best comic book characters. Too bad he wasn't in this movie.

  • @timcogan82
    @timcogan82 2 года назад +11

    It’s interesting to hear Mike say it’s tough to know what to do with Fantastic Four when the obvious answer is “Star Trek”. Exploration and problem solving are at the core of Fantastic Four too. Whether or not that would be successful, different story.

  • @MissingTextuure
    @MissingTextuure 9 лет назад +75

    14:12 "I remember it being blue and having people in it"
    Quality review work, haha.

  • @geneparmesan8748
    @geneparmesan8748 8 лет назад +100

    Now that they mention this point about body horror, the Fantastic 4 COULD maybe work as a real, Cronenberg-esque body horror film: every character's power in this team has some physical element to it: three of them directly involve mutation or mutilation of the skin and bones. Contrast this against other Marvel superhero teams, where the powers are mostly mental (Iron Man's supersmarts, Professor X's mind reading), elemental (Magneto's metal control, Storm's..... storms) or magical (Thor's powers).

  • @full-metal_jacob5858
    @full-metal_jacob5858 8 лет назад +333

    *Am I the only one who can re-watch these??? *

    • @mrsomarswife144
      @mrsomarswife144 8 лет назад +31

      nope. lol I love them too, I just went back to see Terminator Genesis review

    • @c0p13dn4m3
      @c0p13dn4m3 8 лет назад +20

      I'm on my 3rd time binge watching these things.

    • @shack8110
      @shack8110 8 лет назад +11

      These are pretty funny and entertaining and its better than wasting money going to see crappy films.

    • @DrzwiNaRzepy
      @DrzwiNaRzepy 8 лет назад +3

      Im sitting on my toilet and thinking the same thing xDDD

    • @eobardthawne1430
      @eobardthawne1430 7 лет назад +9

      +RadiKyle Islam Same, whenever I grind a game I "watch" (mostly listen) to old RLM videos

  • @joshuariser8605
    @joshuariser8605 9 лет назад +366

    It's so fucking bizarre to see someone discuss this movie like functioning adults. Where's the hyperbole?! Where's the claims that this movie ruined your life?! What the fuck is going on?!

    • @wayne7055
      @wayne7055 9 лет назад +46

      This is why I love RedLetterMedia.

    • @BilboB
      @BilboB 9 лет назад +36

      Joshua Campbell Agree nice to see they dont just jump on the bandwagon, and gave the movie it's day in court, instead of a screaming review like chris stuckmann

    • @DibbzTheLoner
      @DibbzTheLoner 9 лет назад +14

      BilboB Boyhood! It took 12 years to make! It's fantastic!

    • @joshuariser8605
      @joshuariser8605 9 лет назад +6

      That was such a load of put-on horseshit. If you're going to get angry about a shitty movie, don't pick a completely innocuous one like Pixels.

    • @DibbzTheLoner
      @DibbzTheLoner 9 лет назад +12

      Joshua Campbell To be fair, Adam Sandler has an understandable tendency to make people foam at the mouth in anger.

  • @sean7456
    @sean7456 6 лет назад +115

    As a fan of the original comics, a dark Fantastic Four movie is sort of like a drinking cup/pasta strainer combo. However, I completely agree that IF you want to do that, you have to fully commit or it falls apart entirely. This could have been a weird but interesting film but it really seems like the studio killed it. Another Suicide Squad situation. If you're doing something bold, man up and jump in with both feet; otherwise, it'll definetly fail.

  • @Thrandrall
    @Thrandrall 7 лет назад +233

    Fantastic Four needs to be set in a colorful, swinging 60s - campy but updated technical stuff - a la Austin Powers. Campy, cheesy, colorful and fun. (not that they weren't handled perfectly by Venture Bros).

  • @andywattbulb
    @andywattbulb 9 лет назад +63

    She's pretty shy, very smart, and very passionate about science, and she becomes the invisible women. LOL Oh man. So true.

    • @andywattbulb
      @andywattbulb 9 лет назад +5

      Anything! Better than being a fantastic four member.

  • @ajm21582
    @ajm21582 9 лет назад +7

    I like how they pulled the Matt Hannon Samurai cop wig shots for Kate Mara on the reshoots

  • @123musicslave
    @123musicslave 9 лет назад +93

    Half in The Bag needs more of Mike impersonating noises lol

  • @dinbach488
    @dinbach488 6 лет назад +65

    I bet James Gunn would make a great cosmic FF movie. Mimicking the original values by Kirby/Stan Lee.

  • @deejaydiabolic
    @deejaydiabolic 3 года назад +7

    Secret of the Ooze / Vanilla Ice reference was gold if you know.
    Go ninja go ninja GO.

  • @SilverFireworks
    @SilverFireworks 9 лет назад +14

    You gotta love how in the trailer, Sue is introduced just as Dr. Storm's daughter and has no added info to distinguish her from her dad.

  • @HungryTacoBoy
    @HungryTacoBoy 9 лет назад +26

    3:56
    "Richard Gere" Image of gerbil. Nice reference, bros.

  • @justsomecat
    @justsomecat 5 лет назад +16

    I didn't even realize this movie actually came out, I remember hearing a controversy about a black torch, but just assumed it got cancelled because I never saw an ad or commercial for it.
    Huh, so that's the power of advertising.

  • @zzFOXDIEzz
    @zzFOXDIEzz 9 лет назад +29

    I once lost my fleshlight in another dimension when I dropped it in some green slime

  • @OfficialCDJ
    @OfficialCDJ 9 лет назад +82

    The collection of clips you used of them looking gradually less interested in interviews was incredible - the cast really don't give a shit, do they?

  • @ElvenRaptor
    @ElvenRaptor 7 лет назад +76

    They made Ant-Man work just fine. Fantastic Four would have worked as they are.

    • @bottlesalts
      @bottlesalts 29 дней назад

      Antman worked only because Gregg Turkington was involved.

  • @MarsGundam
    @MarsGundam 9 лет назад +7

    The best thing about this Fantastic Four is that it made the Roger Corman version more popular and more loved.

  • @Fargoth_Ur
    @Fargoth_Ur 8 лет назад +125

    I'm almost glad that Jack Kirby passed away years ago, so that he didn't have to see any of this shit. Almost...

    • @qyoo620
      @qyoo620 5 лет назад +1

      Good riddance lol jk jk ;) XD 8=D vageen

  • @dixego
    @dixego 9 лет назад +195

    Poor Josh Trank. Chronicle was such a great movie.

    • @TheTundraTerror
      @TheTundraTerror 9 лет назад +101

      Diego Carnaval The dude had a mental breakdown on 4chan. He spent most of the shoot high as a kite or drunk as fuck. He totally trashed the luxurious accomidations for him causeing $100K in damages. Spilled spaghetti all over Twitter. Abused staff members. He gave Michael B. Jordan the role of Johnny Storm out of fucking cronyism. He threatened to beat up Jeff Sneider for exposing what a fucking turd Trank is. Most of what made Chronicle good was the work of Max Landis.
      He's burned bridges and shown that he's nothing but a worthless fuck up. Fuck him.

    • @demi7913
      @demi7913 9 лет назад +6

      TheTundraTerror just watch the collider review of this movie. You're so wrong its hilarious

    • @TheTundraTerror
      @TheTundraTerror 9 лет назад +3

      sam evans
      If you're going to tell me to watch something, at least link the damn thing.
      Besides, I linked where I got my info from.

    • @demi7913
      @demi7913 9 лет назад +1

      TheTundraTerror haha, yeah. Sorry mate. I was feeling super lazy. I'll link it

    • @doyleharken3477
      @doyleharken3477 9 лет назад +30

      Diego Carnaval Most of the on-set meltdown stories sound like your typical made-up sensationalism, but I'd bet that if your movie had been mutilated by the studio 90% of the commenters here would've got drunk and smashed shit too.

  • @Gigan83
    @Gigan83 9 лет назад +18

    I think maybe Tetsuo: The Iron Man is one of the few movies that sort of combines fucked up body horror and also has superhero type battles in it.

  • @TheTrueChuster
    @TheTrueChuster 8 лет назад +710

    The best Fantastic Four movie ever made was The Incredibles.

    • @NealX
      @NealX 8 лет назад +77

      +TheTrueChuster This comment was pasted on every goddamn review I ever saw of this movie but I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and say you came up with it first.

    • @mheurtevent1
      @mheurtevent1 6 лет назад +6

      Neal X I think we can trust moustache Superman

  • @armandovillarreal7948
    @armandovillarreal7948 7 лет назад +9

    "Its boring for adults.... but for me" -Mike 😂😂😂

  • @geraldjacobs7824
    @geraldjacobs7824 4 года назад +20

    I mean I think whiplash is one of the best movies I've ever seen. It makes me feel like crap to watch it because ill never work that hard at anything, but it's so good

  • @bad-people6510
    @bad-people6510 2 года назад +9

    "Doctor Doom is one of the greatest characters of the 20th century... let's make a completely different character and call him Doctor Doom."

  • @FearMonarch
    @FearMonarch 8 лет назад +4

    Every time I see Miles Teller in those shots, he looks like he has a bad case of Jaden Smith semi-confused blank stare.

  • @Jgt612
    @Jgt612 3 года назад +12

    You have to give them credit for consistently ruining Doom’s origin.
    He’s not a biofreak. He’s a scientist, expert magician and leader of a sovereign nation, his willpower is so strong he marches into Hell to pimp slap the devil demanding that Doom’s mother is released and he gets away with it

  • @pyromania1018
    @pyromania1018 8 лет назад +24

    Fant4stic. It's called Fant4stic.

  • @McJaews
    @McJaews 8 лет назад +2

    You can make something cool even though it's goofy. Monkey D. Luffy has great moments where he asserts himself as a character with authority and integrity while stretching his arms, legs, and even neck, during fights with cat-people, droopy-ear lobed Eminem look-alikes, and flamboyantly dressed flamingos. It's all about the contrasts. You do the goofy stretchy guy, and then you put him in a situation where he needs to rise to the challenge, and then you make him explode with competency. The problem with doing semi-realistic, gritty stretch guy is that there's not contrast in the character since he goes from bland normal guy to silly stretchy guy.

  • @BrowncoatAllywang
    @BrowncoatAllywang 9 лет назад +69

    The issue with this movie isn't how dark they wanted it to be, and the issue with the 2005 movie isn't how silly it tried to be. Both interpretations can make good films, you just also have to execute it well with a good story and interesting characters. I think it's a little ridiculous to think superhero fans can't handle something a little different given how many different stories have been told in comic books, it just needs to be done well.

  • @setlik3gaming80
    @setlik3gaming80 3 года назад +2

    The Glen Miller music in the background is fantastic...4.

  • @HarryBuddhaPalm
    @HarryBuddhaPalm 9 лет назад +6

    Fun Fact: The Human Torch = Fire, The Thing = Earth, The Invisible Woman = Air, Mr. Fantastic = Water

    • @AverageUsername
      @AverageUsername 9 лет назад +2

      Harry BuddhaPalm
      they need a fifth member to form Captain Planet

    • @HarryBuddhaPalm
      @HarryBuddhaPalm 9 лет назад +4

      Plaguesque
      It's not bullshit, fuckface. When Stan Lee and Jack Kirby created the Fantastic Four, they based them each on the four elements. Mr. Fantastic is Water.

    • @peteyoung3124
      @peteyoung3124 23 дня назад

      Hmm, interesting. I never considered this. It does make sense and I can't believe I didn't know this before.

    • @HarryBuddhaPalm
      @HarryBuddhaPalm 23 дня назад

      @@peteyoung3124 Yeah, I had never noticed it myself but then I read an article about the creation of the Fantastic Four somewhere and they mentioned that.

  • @BarronBrothersFilms
    @BarronBrothersFilms 9 лет назад +14

    I've been looking forward to this more than the actual movie.

  • @Spanishdog17
    @Spanishdog17 5 лет назад +17

    I think Lou Reed was in control of Jay's mic.

  • @brotenders1971
    @brotenders1971 2 года назад +3

    I thought my earphones are broken. Jay's camera has a weird buzzing sound while Mike's has none. I can't rewatch this video anymore.

  • @Chris_MKII
    @Chris_MKII 9 лет назад +149

    Well, they finally acknowledged Whiplash as the best film of 2014. It's about time tbh.

    • @stevesteve160
      @stevesteve160 9 лет назад +7

      Chris K You say that as though it's an objective fact. I think declaring one movie as "the best" is ultimately stupid and meaningless. It's great, but Birdman, Boyhood, Grand Budapest Hotel and Nightcrawler were all just as good. I would even say Mr. Turner, The Babadook, Wild, Gloria, Leviathan and several others are just as good.
      Though from the movies I just named I think Mike and Jay have seen less than half of them. It's actually getting annoying how much they claim to defend the artistry of cinema, and then they never see any artistic films. Every year there's at least 20 or so truly great artistic films, and they only see 3 or 4 that reached mainstream popularity. But they're always sure to see EVERY major blockbuster and do a full review on it.

    • @4Darco
      @4Darco 9 лет назад +4

      Leviathan was way better than whiplash

    • @haloplayer9855
      @haloplayer9855 9 лет назад +15

      ***** I fucking love Boyhood!!! It took 12 years to make!

    • @stevesteve160
      @stevesteve160 9 лет назад +9

      Do you guys have anything intelligent or original to say? You just repeat all of RLM's opinions over and over again like parrots. It's annoying and childish.
      I have literally never seen an intelligent discussion on any of their videos or on their website. 95% of comments just quote the video, say how terrible new movies are, quote their Star Wars review, or say "It took 12 years to make."
      In the 5% of comments where someone tries to make a point, have a discussion, or disagrees, he is replied with quotes from the video, quotes from the Star Wars review, or quotes from their ridiculous Boyhood review. Please try to form an original thought.

    • @hadthiscrabdick
      @hadthiscrabdick 9 лет назад +20

      Steve Steve "It's so dense."

  • @missingmarsupial
    @missingmarsupial 2 года назад +6

    Anyone else hear the noise coming from Jay's mic?

  • @DeL0NGEST
    @DeL0NGEST 2 года назад +5

    release the trank cut

  • @Ironorchids
    @Ironorchids 4 месяца назад +1

    Every now and then I check back to try and watch this review, because the audio issues have kept me from watching it. They still aren’t fixed. It’s been years. I think I need to let it go 😂

  • @D2T7096
    @D2T7096 2 года назад +4

    Can’t help but laugh so hard at that subtle Richard Gere jab with the gerbil

  • @NealX
    @NealX 9 лет назад +54

    Miles Teller looks a bit like Mark Zuckerberg.

    • @AFKAwesome
      @AFKAwesome 9 лет назад +16

      Social Network 2 confirmvilled?

    • @ChrisDynamo
      @ChrisDynamo 9 лет назад +4

      AFKAwesome As Zuckerberg's evil twin, with his own site, Handnovel.

    • @dailydoseofsass4992
      @dailydoseofsass4992 9 лет назад +2

      or a gopher

    • @LyleVSXyle
      @LyleVSXyle 9 лет назад

      +Neal X His voice is exactly like Chris Penn's too. I swear to god, he sounds like Nice Guy Eddie whenever he gets mad!

  • @GamesWithBrainz
    @GamesWithBrainz Год назад +17

    jesus... jays audio. HORRIBLE

  • @WarGamerGirl
    @WarGamerGirl 9 лет назад +17

    I think the biggest problem for the movie was that it was a solid hour in before they were even introduced to their super powers. The first act was an hour long, then the second and third acts were the remaining 40 minutes.

    • @WarGamerGirl
      @WarGamerGirl 9 лет назад

      *****
      Not much of one. It's like they spent a few minutes going over the "Cliff notes" for act two, then went into the last 20 minutes of "introduction to" then immediate "resolution of" Dr. Doom.

    • @LyingPrauses
      @LyingPrauses 9 лет назад +2

      I wish they stuck with the science tone, would've been really original since no superhero movie really elaborates on the Metta. Their lack of a consistent, strong tone have people like me ( science/sci-fi nerd) and you (only wanna see superpowers) disappointed :(

    • @LyingPrauses
      @LyingPrauses 9 лет назад

      +WarGamerGirl wow Dr. Doom alone can have his own movie. such disrespect for what could've been Art... I need a moment ;_;

    • @WarGamerGirl
      @WarGamerGirl 9 лет назад +1

      LyingPrauses
      Only wanna see superpowers? That's a lot of assumption. I would have really enjoyed a strong sci-fi version of this movie as well, but the movie really didn't have any science fiction either. There was a small bit of "scientifical" gibberish about interdimensional travel that takes you to a planet containing "energy"... that has "power"... and nothing more specific than that. The first hour of the movie does not contain any more science fiction than it contains character development. It was a solid hour of plot mechanics to get you to the fight at the end. It was just bad all around.

    • @patrickjohnson3
      @patrickjohnson3 9 лет назад

      LyingPrauses That'd be great. A reverse Fantastic Four movie that follows the villian as he successfully crushes the heroes.

  • @captainzappa696
    @captainzappa696 9 лет назад +17

    the Fantastic Four comic version is like Star Trek in steroids with a bunch of superheroes that are a family, that's the difference with the avengers

  • @Zambicus
    @Zambicus 3 года назад +3

    The picture of the hamster when they say Richard Gere, lmfao

  • @Bit2brain
    @Bit2brain 3 года назад +7

    Most accurate thing said was right in the beginning. Doctor Doom is an amazing character in the comics. Maybe one day he can get that Joker level treatment and the complexity of the character can be captured onscreen.

    • @carnifex423
      @carnifex423 2 года назад +1

      sorry but i don’t think i can take someone named Doctor Doom seriously

    • @Bit2brain
      @Bit2brain 2 года назад

      @@carnifex423 They’d probably just call him Victor for the majority of the film.

    • @Miriam_J_
      @Miriam_J_ 2 года назад

      @@Bit2brain
      But then what's the point, right? If we call him Victor the entire time, doesn't that kinda remove part of his appeal? Yeah, it's goofy, but so are the Fantastic 4.

    • @Bit2brain
      @Bit2brain 2 года назад

      @@Miriam_J_ Keep some mystery and emphasis on the evolution of the character until the big reveal at the end. How it’s put on screen is more important than just calling him Doctor Doom for two hours.

  • @MaximumAaron
    @MaximumAaron 8 лет назад +178

    This movie pissed me off, because I was actually excited for it and it ended up being a pile of shit.
    I even kinda liked it in the beginning, and was thinking "Man, why was everyone so angry about this?"
    Then I found out.

    • @TheOFamily5rocks
      @TheOFamily5rocks 7 лет назад +9

      Aaron Large that was sort of like die another day for me, it started okay then when they get to the ice palace, this movie became one of the worst movies ever and i ended up feeling sick about the movie for a few hours

    • @XitlalicProductions
      @XitlalicProductions 6 лет назад +7

      This movie came out before I had discovered a network for movie related news, so while I had heard bad things I didn’t know the extent or reasoning behind why people didn’t like this film. I figured it wasn’t for everybody. Walked into the theater excited and left feeling like I should ask for my money back.
      Now I don’t see films without first doing my due diligence.

  • @SplitAxisProductions
    @SplitAxisProductions 9 лет назад +45

    Not too sound sappy, but today is my Birthday, I went to my favorite pub Hair of the Dog then to a Sanders rallly then came home for a night cap and saw a new redletter media. Just want to say Love the hard work you all put into these .

    • @icurnvs776
      @icurnvs776 9 лет назад +9

      Happy Birthday! :)

    • @SplitAxisProductions
      @SplitAxisProductions 9 лет назад +1

      ***** Will do.

    • @pekinobo
      @pekinobo 9 лет назад +3

      Z Film Reviews Happy birthday. Did you get drunk?

    • @SplitAxisProductions
      @SplitAxisProductions 9 лет назад +1

      pekinobo yes, very.

    • @pekinobo
      @pekinobo 9 лет назад +1

      Z Film Reviews I also got drunk. Maybe we should party like it 1999?

  • @07m07
    @07m07 4 года назад +4

    24:55 "I couldn't hate it. There were elements in it that were... well done." XD Glowing review.

  • @ericc.2789
    @ericc.2789 9 лет назад +10

    Trank looks like a dude they would bust on To Catch A Predator

  • @KyleClements
    @KyleClements 9 лет назад +9

    I absolutely love how totally not on board Jay is with the overall story arc running in the background of these videos.

  • @ZergInfestedChrist
    @ZergInfestedChrist 9 лет назад +60

    Whenever the camera is on Jay there seems to be some audio interference

    • @wonderduck2345
      @wonderduck2345 5 лет назад +21

      Androids tend to mess with audio equipment feeds.

  • @crabizback
    @crabizback 9 лет назад +5

    There were giant chunks ripped out! Fox took out three large action set pieces before filming even began. Then they locked Trank out of the editing room and reshot much of the last act

  • @SleepFan771
    @SleepFan771 9 лет назад +4

    2:57 Behold my favorite RedLetterMedia comedy edit in all its brilliance!

  • @paragonrobbie9270
    @paragonrobbie9270 4 года назад +4

    I looked around my room for that God awful buzzing just to find out Jay was trying to claw his way out of my screen.

  • @IhavethepowerHEMAN
    @IhavethepowerHEMAN 9 лет назад +64

    I was hoping they'd destroy the movie, instead we have 30 minutes of buzzing.

  • @Adro-sp
    @Adro-sp 3 года назад +2

    there's a huge sound issue with Jay's audio track.

  • @user-zf3fc9tn5k
    @user-zf3fc9tn5k 9 лет назад +53

    I think this review is why I love Red Letter Media so much.
    They actually sat down and broke the movie down like adults instead of screaming and jumping on bandwagon to hate on it for the sake of it. *COUGH COUGH* STUCKMANN! *COUGH COUGH*.

    • @thundercleez7699
      @thundercleez7699 6 лет назад +2

      still a shitty movie so don't hop on the bandwagon of *ZOMGZ MARVEL CHARACTERS IZ THE BEST!!!1 XD" you ignorant,kid

  • @AimiliosVelia
    @AimiliosVelia 9 лет назад +11

    "Dr. Doom is the top five greatest characters to ever come off of a comic book you know panel. He's one of the greatest characters ever conceived in the 20th century. He's, you know."
    Pure genius.

  • @KensDreaming
    @KensDreaming 3 года назад +4

    jays mic: IIlllIIIIIIlllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIIIIIIlllllIIllII

  • @stephengrigg5988
    @stephengrigg5988 7 лет назад +58

    if they remade the fly with Michael Fassbender I'd be down

  • @Megafauna1
    @Megafauna1 7 лет назад +16

    I just noticed that the "bears in grass" or whatever picture over Mike's shoulder is no longer crooked. How long has that been the case?

    • @johnconnorpliskin7184
      @johnconnorpliskin7184 7 лет назад +4

      My Word is Gospel: They probably didn't even think about it themselves to be honest.

  • @FishStickOnAStick
    @FishStickOnAStick 9 лет назад +2

    Mike saying the word "goo" is always funny to me.

  • @JaziB
    @JaziB 9 лет назад +65

    Oh man what's with Jay's microphone???

  • @whodatninja439
    @whodatninja439 9 лет назад +22

    DR DOOM IS NOT A GENERIC SLASHER VILLAIN. Trank could invent your own villain if he wanted to, but this was NOT Dr Doom!
    Not that I liked Man of Steel that much, but when Zack Snyder changes the lore and tone of Superman, Mike craps on it. But when Josh Trank does the same thing with Fant4stick, suddenly it's okay and admirable? We really needed Rich on this review, he would've known what's up!
    I'm with Cinema Snob on this one.

    • @rundosrun5432
      @rundosrun5432 9 лет назад +11

      They clearly didn't like the movie. It's less to do with the tone being off and more to do with the fact that the whole movie is such a dud that it's hard to get up in arms about it. I agree the mass killing from doom was out of place, but I still left the theatre struggling to care and just having sympathy for the whole thing.

  • @DrGaslight187
    @DrGaslight187 9 лет назад +3

    The Doom Patrol is a superhero team that people can experiment with as a Dark Sci-fi/horror movie

  • @rusteddenial453
    @rusteddenial453 3 года назад +1

    of course mike likes the plotline where a man is abandoned by there crew on a planet for a long time but then makes there way back as a changed man thats every star trek movie

  • @faust3530
    @faust3530 9 лет назад +6

    Damn it's only Josh's 2nd major film. Hope the next thing he makes, he gets more control over the final cut. There's so many great things about chronicle it was definitely not a fluke.

    • @itsd0nk
      @itsd0nk 2 года назад +9

      6 years later... Yeah it may have been a fluke. /slide whistle

  • @bogiewoods3037
    @bogiewoods3037 3 года назад +4

    Ok but the real Doctor Doom has been incredibly fleshed out over time

  • @sappy9320
    @sappy9320 2 года назад +8

    great job recording jay's lav mic! really neat stuff

  • @venkatchait007
    @venkatchait007 7 лет назад +22

    It isn't that hard to make a comic book movie, just hire people who actually like and know the original source material...

    • @rrnlg2279
      @rrnlg2279 7 лет назад +4

      Yijuwarp Being true to the comics doesn't matter. It's a very small number of people who know. A even smaller number cares. And they are going regardless. The studios just need to stop putting all their money on random focus groups.

    • @Edeinawc
      @Edeinawc 6 лет назад

      Nah, they just know the brand. I'm sure less than a percentile of people that watch comic book movies ever read any of the comics. They just know it exists and that's good enough. Even if they've ever read a single comic, the ridiculous amounts of different versions don't make much sense. All ya gotta do is a good movie, but they don't do that either.