Half in the Bag Episode 109: Captain America: Civil War

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  • Опубликовано: 13 сен 2024
  • Mike, Jay and Rich see the latest feature film to showcase characters wearing colorful costumes while punching bad guys and then discuss it. This time, the latest feature film to showcase characters wearing colorful costumes while punching bad guys is titled Captain America: Civil War.

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  • @adamjanos2
    @adamjanos2 8 лет назад +6052

    In Captain America: Civil War, the Secretary of Defense scolds the heroes for the civilian casualties incurred during the fight in Avengers 1. The government plan during that movie was to nuke New York City.

    • @PranavanathanYoganathan
      @PranavanathanYoganathan 8 лет назад +461

      you sir have won the comment section

    • @milanisboss
      @milanisboss 8 лет назад +439

      Or how they blame them for the events of The Winter Soldier Helicarrier incident, when it was all because Hydra had infiltrated them and taken over so Captain America had to intervene

    • @johnlance529
      @johnlance529 8 лет назад +83

      +David Haffner I think you put your finger on the real problem with this movie (and every other movie that features SHIELD). What, exactly, is SHIELD? Are they the enforcement arm of the UN? An expanded version of NATO? Some weird Illuminati/Bilderburg/One World Order mishmash? Where do they get their money? Their authority? Their personnel? And no, just saying "a bunch of billionaires who really run the world" won't cut it, you have to explain how it might exist in the real world if you're going to (using Mike's air finger quotes) ground these movies in "real world political red tape". Can't have it both ways, either SHIELD is realistic and believable or it isn't.
      Good point about the potential nuking of NYC, look at how much people still bitch about Hiroshima and Nagasaki and if there was ever a nation that deserved to get nuked, it was Imperial Japan (though, in the end, it saved a lot more lives than it ended)....

    • @39Hundred
      @39Hundred 8 лет назад +145

      General Ross was also a hypocrite for not mentioning and accepting the blame for helping create Abomination who caused death and destruction in Harlem, NYC.

    • @chrisrodriguez20
      @chrisrodriguez20 8 лет назад +35

      It's all pretty dumb

  • @CarlSlime
    @CarlSlime 8 лет назад +2091

    I love how you can practically _hear_ Jay's smile as he reads the synopsis to Mother's Day.

  • @RInger2875
    @RInger2875 4 года назад +394

    "Why did I run in close with a long-range weapon?!"
    Apparently RLM has the same fight choreographer as the CW superhero shows.

  • @deecool47
    @deecool47 8 лет назад +1680

    Black Panther came before the Black Panther movement, but they were like months apart from eachother. Both the character and the movement get their name from the tank battalion 761st (Also known as "The Black Panthers"), and they were the first all black tank division during WW2.

    • @harrisonwade999
      @harrisonwade999 8 лет назад +14

      +Whirlwind Spiral Why not both?

    • @deecool47
      @deecool47 8 лет назад +16

      ***** LOL yea could be both.

    • @DanceLikeANitwit
      @DanceLikeANitwit 8 лет назад +10

      +Grindahz Studio racist

    • @deecool47
      @deecool47 8 лет назад +15

      Grindahz Studio Despite being named Black Panther, he's actually suppose to be a Kodiak bear.

    • @meowmeowfishfish
      @meowmeowfishfish 8 лет назад +9

      +TaySnitchO They named a Kodak bear based character Black Panther? what the fuck

  • @JacobHillSBD
    @JacobHillSBD 8 лет назад +1550

    More people have died on Half in The Bag than in these Marvel movies.

    • @steelmurkawitz5874
      @steelmurkawitz5874 8 лет назад +25

      is this true?!!! oh my god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @thomasdanforth766
      @thomasdanforth766 8 лет назад +121

      +Jacob Hill most of those deaths consisted of Rich Evans.

    • @JacobHillSBD
      @JacobHillSBD 8 лет назад +49

      Thomas Danforth Rich Evans keeps regenerating, and taking different jobs.

    • @Sheila_Chu
      @Sheila_Chu 5 лет назад +57

      Jacob Hill this comment didnt age well at all

    • @HopefulNihilist
      @HopefulNihilist 5 лет назад +20

      @@Sheila_Chu
      Not really. Only a couple characters "really" died in Infinity War.

  • @thomasjacobjr620
    @thomasjacobjr620 8 лет назад +532

    "Baby Jesus, why have you forsaken me?" - Rich Evans

    • @velium365
      @velium365 7 лет назад +9

      *Flashback to the Best of the Worst: Star Wars Holiday Special episode*
      Rich: Baby Jesus is an asshole!

    • @declankasch5388
      @declankasch5388 6 лет назад +1

      Septarr my god...... it's like poetry

    • @axemranger
      @axemranger 6 лет назад +4

      I just like that you can hear someone (I’m assuming Mike) start laughing during that bit.

  • @pescigotpepsi129
    @pescigotpepsi129 8 лет назад +67

    The fact that Mike and Rich are having a discussion whether Stark or Rogers was right, to me, proves this movie did a great job showing how both sides are right and wrong and you see their different ideologies.

    • @Arcessitor
      @Arcessitor 8 лет назад +3

      +PesciGotPepsi Or how they're both wrong and the argument is stupid.

    • @pescigotpepsi129
      @pescigotpepsi129 8 лет назад +2

      +Joven Christopher Eh, it's a superhero movie. Its a gonna be stupid.

  • @Termnath
    @Termnath 8 лет назад +481

    This is the most I've ever disagreed with you guys on a movie.

    • @jonnemesis11
      @jonnemesis11 8 лет назад +58

      +Naythan Millya I agree, their indifference was kinda shocking.

    • @Termnath
      @Termnath 8 лет назад +63

      +unknown unknown and they contradict themselves so many times (want less focus on collateral damage yet also want to a scene where 300 kids get blown up and so on)

    • @Termnath
      @Termnath 8 лет назад +28

      +Goode Boyd I disagree with most of the problems they had with movie

    • @scott-mercer
      @scott-mercer 8 лет назад +21

      +Naythan Millya They just love seeing children murdered, that's all.

    • @Termnath
      @Termnath 8 лет назад +61

      +unknown unknown and Rich believes the U.N. to be useless yet adamantly believes Iron Man's side makes the most sense...

  • @lajospapp258
    @lajospapp258 8 лет назад +586

    This is one of your best sketches so far. R.I.P. Rich "Fucko' Evans 1978-2012, 1978-2013, 1978-2015, 1978-2015, 1978-2016

    • @aikonatsumi5611
      @aikonatsumi5611 5 лет назад +6

      its 2019 you idiot

    • @jeremyross9698
      @jeremyross9698 5 лет назад +6

      Rich was born in 1977.

    • @hangover89
      @hangover89 4 года назад +10

      god, spoilers

    • @johnt.campbell316
      @johnt.campbell316 3 года назад +9

      Rich Evans has to die every few years for humanity to continue on. Sort of like that Jesus guy, but more interesting and more important.

    • @Trendyflute
      @Trendyflute 2 года назад

      Also time travel.

  • @atreides213
    @atreides213 8 лет назад +416

    Cap and Tony don't hate each other at the end of the film. That is practically screamed at you when Tony hangs up on the congressman (presumably he was calling to order Tony to stop Cap from breaking the other heroes out). They just have ideological differences. I like that they ended the film with a schism in the Avengers, because in real life people don't magically set aside their differences because they're friends. "Well, we have a major disagreement as to how our operation should be run and vastly differing viewpoints, but we'll all just get along and sing about the magic of friendship now'.

    • @whodatboi2567
      @whodatboi2567 8 лет назад

      yep

    • @loukasmoura2091
      @loukasmoura2091 8 лет назад +138

      You can set aside your differences if both of your mothers name is Martha

    • @F44B3
      @F44B3 8 лет назад +6

      It was a little more than idealogical differences, did you see the last fight?

    • @SV67943
      @SV67943 8 лет назад +7

      +atreides213 "Well, we have a major disagreement as to how our operation should be run and vastly differing viewpoints, but we'll all just get along and sing about the magic of friendship now'.
      I don't know, that sums up Ruth Bader Ginsberg and Antonin Scalia's friendship pretty well.

    • @atreides213
      @atreides213 8 лет назад +5

      +SV67943 Supreme Court: Civil War. Spoiler warning: Ginsberg won.

  • @enickma910
    @enickma910 4 года назад +426

    I'm glad Jay was defending the movie against these elderly people who fell asleep in the theater

    • @dawnggg
      @dawnggg 3 года назад +11

      Mate this movie was boo boo ass compared to the comic version

    • @seenyab4494
      @seenyab4494 3 года назад +61

      @@dawnggg BuT mY CoMIc BoOk! Dude, it's a different medium, with different pacing and constraints. It's not apples to apples to compare these two things, but they are both great in their own right.

    • @kaandx2731
      @kaandx2731 2 года назад +1

      @@duncanohoge right, especially the ending tf was that

    • @real1mem3s
      @real1mem3s 4 месяца назад

      ​@seenyab4494 Pathetic cope. The comic is okay and the movie is meh. Get better taste.

  • @EhvinnTee
    @EhvinnTee 8 лет назад +288

    I'm 25 minutes in. Rich has discussed his idea to make the movie better. He thinks it would've been more interesting if they all just signed the Sokovia Accords and then it was slowly discovered that a shadowy organization was pulling the strings over at the UN. Hmm, a movie where Captain America discovers that an evil organization is controlling a government agency... That's a fantastic idea, Rich!! Maybe one day they'll make that movie!

    • @Yo_Soy_Andres_Cuetlachtli
      @Yo_Soy_Andres_Cuetlachtli 8 лет назад +61

      I know right, and maybe that organization could have a cool acronym like ARMOR

    • @michaelp2952
      @michaelp2952 8 лет назад +17

      +Andrés Barrios hail armor

    • @swanpride
      @swanpride 8 лет назад +39

      +Evan Tsilimidos Yeah, a movie like this could be the best of the MCU, so good that every movie after it will be looked down on for not being quite as good.....

    • @turtleanton6539
      @turtleanton6539 5 лет назад +1

      Never.

    • @darthslinger1129
      @darthslinger1129 3 года назад +2

      Marvel already made that movie and it's called captain America winter Soldier

  • @Vidiot-Savant
    @Vidiot-Savant 8 лет назад +1312

    Captain America fights for the ideal of freedom, not for the Government. The last Government institution he worked for turned out to be a fascist terrorist cell in disguise. It makes perfect sense for him to be against Government control. It's what makes Captain America relevant in a post 9/11 world, because he's the guy that says; "This isn't freedom. This is fear." Tony, on the other hand, is the guy that accidentally built an artificial intelligence that nearly caused global extinction. I think he would understand the need for some kind checks and balances.

    • @azzypoo
      @azzypoo 5 лет назад +152

      I'm necroposting, but I just have to say that I'm really disappointed that these guys drifted over that and I'm glad you wrote this comment

    • @RykerJones28
      @RykerJones28 5 лет назад +43

      Took me a few views of Civil war and the few films prior to fully get this so I'm glad you commented this as it confirms why they had what appears at first to be a strange flip of personality. I think what I and many others have missed is the character development of Tony Stark and Steve Rogers.

    • @judsongaiden9878
      @judsongaiden9878 5 лет назад +20

      Team Rogers, represent! The UN is a miserable failure!

    • @judsongaiden9878
      @judsongaiden9878 5 лет назад +9

      @@jonsolo32 Vigilantism is the ultimate expression of patriotism and anyone who says otherwise is an internationalist pinko whore! Exterminate the state!

    • @smileydog5941
      @smileydog5941 5 лет назад +15

      @@judsongaiden9878
      You sound like The Comedian who would be Captain America if he hated commies and existed in the real world

  • @thescribbler6079
    @thescribbler6079 3 года назад +46

    I’m rewatching these videos because I have no life but nothing in this world could prepare me from Mike calling Rich a cracker lol

    • @zarreff
      @zarreff Год назад

      You can go out and get a life. Reach out to past friends that made you happy. Worked for me. Also don't be too hard on yourself either. Everyone lives are different. Just don't spend your life alone

    • @TrueLunacy
      @TrueLunacy 2 месяца назад

      @@zarreffThat’s not reality…

    • @zarreff
      @zarreff 2 месяца назад

      @@TrueLunacy What are you even writing about? The original poster can absolutely go out and get a life. Sitting at home alone watching videos or playing videogames weeks and months on end is not helping you live a REAL life. You need to leave your comfort zone sometimes if you want a real life.

    • @TrueLunacy
      @TrueLunacy 2 месяца назад

      @@zarreff there's nothing wrong being alone.. people are poison.

    • @zarreff
      @zarreff 13 дней назад

      @@TrueLunacy Hopefully whoever reads these comments follows my advice and not yours, as your views are the real poison to anyones well being inlcuding yourself.

  • @trisymphony
    @trisymphony 8 лет назад +59

    when Mike had the high ground, Rich should have tried spinning, that's a good trick

  • @Lassenissen
    @Lassenissen 8 лет назад +428

    "Hey Avengers, a bunch of people died when you stopped aliens from invading earth, stop being reckless.
    Also, nevermind that we TRIED TO FUCKING *NUKE* NEW YORK before you stopped it."

    • @Arbiter7897
      @Arbiter7897 8 лет назад +1

      To be fair, that was SHIELD, not the UN, that ordered that nuke.

    • @Bluemew1234
      @Bluemew1234 8 лет назад +27

      To be fair, it was the World Security Council, not Shield, who ordered the nuke.
      The Council is the entity that oversees Shield as a whole and can completely overrule its decisions and take over if they felt like it.

    • @Arbiter7897
      @Arbiter7897 8 лет назад +1

      Which still isn't the UN, so, what's the issue here Mr. Nitpick?

    • @venkatchait007
      @venkatchait007 7 лет назад +16

      To be fair, politicians rarely acknowledge things they actually did let alone things they almost did.

    • @ericsilva4472
      @ericsilva4472 7 лет назад +1

      Yijuwarp good point. if it didn't actually happen, they'll deny they ever considered it.

  • @KneelB4Bacon
    @KneelB4Bacon 8 лет назад +374

    39:33 You can hear the others in the background laughing while Rich is getting shot. :)

  • @burlong01
    @burlong01 8 лет назад +193

    "Goodbye, Fucko" tickles my sides every time.

  • @pkmovies92
    @pkmovies92 8 лет назад +245

    37:14 Best fight scene ever made by a human.

    • @MattPerrette87
      @MattPerrette87 8 лет назад +35

      +pkmovies92 It really is. I love these guys chemistry. You can tell they've been friends for a looong time.

    • @roostuidos
      @roostuidos 8 лет назад +65

      It's so dense.

    • @bergonath8851
      @bergonath8851 7 лет назад +3

      Rich Evans is not human. Get your ffffffffffFACTS straight.

  • @mahermagdy4604
    @mahermagdy4604 3 года назад +222

    what drives me crazy is that no one mentions the time when hulk went crazy in Africa and iron man had to stop him , that'd make so much sense why the governments don't trust the avengers instead of blaming them for saving new york

    • @aydenbonnet9630
      @aydenbonnet9630 2 года назад +11

      I've always agreed that was a big missed opportunity, and a lot less flimsy an example to use as New York, and DC.

    • @KittySneeze
      @KittySneeze 2 года назад +18

      They’re not referencing the destruction of NY as the reason for the reigning in the Avengers. They’re using the destruction of Sokovia by a ironman-made AI as the reason-hence the name “Sokovia Accords”.
      IMO that’s a much more reasonable rationale for handcuffing the Avengers. It wouldn’t have happened if Ironman didn’t try to play God.

    • @weneedaladder8384
      @weneedaladder8384 2 года назад

      Well except for the part where the government wanted to just nuke NY.

    • @drews2444
      @drews2444 2 года назад +4

      @@KittySneeze what? The sokovia accords were from the scarlet witch throwing the suicide bomber into a building, killing a bunch of civilians by accident. Not sure what u mean

    • @TheJohn9910
      @TheJohn9910 Год назад +3

      @@drews2444uhhh no, that bomb was during a mission in Lagos, Africa it sets off the movie sure but mainly the un is referencing when ultron airlifted an entire country

  • @LackingSaint
    @LackingSaint 8 лет назад +26

    I think the sides of thee conflict make a bunch of sense when you really factor in what the Iron Man and Captain America movies have been about. Iron Man has always been about Tony having to take down private individuals trying to exploit and endanger lives; Captain America has always been about Cap having to take down large shady organisations (namely Hydra) trying to take control of the world. Really, both sides make perfect sense as to why they'd be against each-other.

  • @Solraintk
    @Solraintk 8 лет назад +234

    The moral that everyone should take away from these movies is that if you don't wanna die from collateral superhero damage, don't live in a major city; Just move to Milwaukee and you're fine.

    • @evilcam
      @evilcam 3 года назад +13

      Unless you're Rich Evans. Then being in Milwaukee is a literal and figurative death sentence.

    • @channelbrookes
      @channelbrookes 3 года назад +7

      Or, don't live where the hero is originally from. Didn't work out too well for Smallville.

    • @thefractalcurve5462
      @thefractalcurve5462 2 года назад

      Isn’t Milwaukee a major city?

  • @BigZeeff
    @BigZeeff 8 лет назад +463

    The villain in Civil War got so damn lucky. If that prison guy didn't tell Iron Man about the location to the secret facility, that evil guy would have felt like a fucking idiot if just Captain American and Bucky showed up.

    • @k4g3m4g3
      @k4g3m4g3 8 лет назад +49

      +BigZeeff He would have accomplished what he wanted by emailing the vid to SHIELD or putting it on social media etc. too though. Could have been he just decided to play it in the super soldier base once he realized that Tony showed up.

    • @kaimargonar1000
      @kaimargonar1000 8 лет назад +11

      Tchalla has a cutting edge wakandan satellite monitoring Bucky as his underling has reported when he walk to his audi car.

    • @k4g3m4g3
      @k4g3m4g3 8 лет назад +6

      ***** I only saw the movie once, but I think "prison guy" was Falcon. Tony visits the cells where Cap's team is taken after the main brawl, there's a quick interaction with Ant-Man then he talks to Falcon.

    • @PurpleMetal75
      @PurpleMetal75 8 лет назад +3

      +Matt Kagemage But if Zemo could've easily accomplished his mission by just emailing the vid to SHIELD, then what was the point of everything else he did in the movie? Why did he kill all the super soldiers at the end? Why did he knock out and impersonate someone to turn Bucky into a raging monster again? Hell, why did he even disguise himself as Bucky back at the beginning of the movie, when he could've solved all of his problems with a click of the mouse? He wouldn't have needed to go on this wild goose chase luring Cap and Bucky to some fancy base in Russia when there's a video of Bucky killing Tony's parents in cold blood that he could've easily sent out on the internet.

    • @FRGDEC
      @FRGDEC 8 лет назад +1

      Although not nukes, we do that in real life, soooo...

  • @DanHauer
    @DanHauer 8 лет назад +182

    Good the see that Mike knows about the importance of having the high ground.

    • @hat6036
      @hat6036 8 лет назад +3

      +Dan Hauer Impotence*

    • @DibbzTheLoner
      @DibbzTheLoner 8 лет назад +10

      Well at least he had a ranged weapon, for which high ground actually is an advantage, as opposed to a melee lightsaber where high ground doesn't mean shit.

    • @hat6036
      @hat6036 8 лет назад

      +The Dude That was something that everybody was waiting for

    • @guthax30
      @guthax30 2 года назад

      It's funny: i thought he'd actually sacrificed sure footing for a killing stroke.

  • @Yarn01
    @Yarn01 7 лет назад +440

    "Well, there was punching. I gave it a C+."

    • @lyuser
      @lyuser 7 лет назад +70

      is that a parody of how chris stuckmann grades movies?

    • @kostajovanovic3711
      @kostajovanovic3711 7 лет назад +6

      +Jeffrey Lyu definetly

    • @Jellybob69
      @Jellybob69 4 года назад +2

      Jeffrey Lyu it made him cry

    • @lyuser
      @lyuser 3 года назад +4

      Luigi Nastro i guess but his crying over rlm's joke about him is still cringy

    • @edwardegan2304
      @edwardegan2304 3 года назад +13

      @@lyuser I didn’t realized how mean RLM fans were until everyone bullies Chris Stuckmann for “crying.” Every fan tries to act like the guys in RLM but it ends up just making the fan base a bunch of jerks.

  • @JackSmith-lv7cp
    @JackSmith-lv7cp 7 лет назад +395

    The fact that Rich and Jay disagree with the key issue in Civil War kinda proves the brilliance of the film's conflict

    • @aimannorzahariwod
      @aimannorzahariwod 7 лет назад +48

      No. It's not. You fucking DC fanboy. A video about allegories and parallelism for BvS? how much of a fucking tool are you?

    • @JackSmith-lv7cp
      @JackSmith-lv7cp 7 лет назад +75

      guys, it's just a movie, chill out

    • @robonthecob6920
      @robonthecob6920 7 лет назад +10

      aimannorzahariwod Whoa we got Mr. Snappy over here

    • @thundercleez7699
      @thundercleez7699 6 лет назад +8

      lol marveltards cannot handle tbe truth that their sacred cow is getting rightfully slaughtered.plot holes,no character development and a shit-ton of unfunny jokes are the marvel formula lol

    • @akiratano1226
      @akiratano1226 6 лет назад +20

      thunder cleez
      Someone’s salty after Infinity War wrecked JL’s ass.
      Okay that was a mean joke but like tbh, “no character development” and “unfunny jokes”. Have you ever even seen a Mervel movie? Gtfo. Even Red Letter Media likes Marvel.
      Please get a better taste in movies.

  • @BMask
    @BMask 8 лет назад +166

    So anybody else think it makes perfect sense for Cap to be anti registration considering he...you know...fought the Hydra infested government during Winter Soldier? That really big thing he witnessed that might make him afraid of government interference?
    Haha Poor Jay

    • @BMask
      @BMask 8 лет назад +7

      Yeah man, while Tony's trying to reverse the carefree playboy persona he was labelled with in Iron Man 2. The cut from a 'i'm giving you all money for your grants' scene to 'you can't give me my son back' was very deliberate.

    • @ghostapostle7225
      @ghostapostle7225 8 лет назад +2

      +B- Mask Mike = Loved Jurassic World. So, Jay is always right.

    • @ghostapostle7225
      @ghostapostle7225 8 лет назад

      +Joshua Sherls Yeah, I'm amazed that they couldn't see these kind of character development from both sides.

    • @BMask
      @BMask 8 лет назад +5

      I don't know how much Cap would want to be the head of any organisation after that. He seems like a very 'freedom of choice' guy (especially after having seen what happens to Fury)

    • @thundercleez7699
      @thundercleez7699 6 лет назад

      jurassic world was better than this trash so keep crying kids

  • @ian-wilder
    @ian-wilder 8 лет назад +65

    I think Age of Ultron proves two-hours of Tony Stark's negligence.

  • @DiomedesIsHit
    @DiomedesIsHit 7 лет назад +71

    The thing is, Steve came so close to agreeing with Tony midway through the film, and Tony was ready to talk compromise to smooth the whole thing over. If it wasn't for the fallout from Zemo's scheme, they'd have worked it out together. Bucky was a destabilising element, he kept the situation escalating beyond a simple ideological disagreement.

    • @TheTGOAC
      @TheTGOAC Год назад

      I don't watch Marvel movies, but isn't Captain America and Bucky the same character just with American and Soviet sensibilities? Soviets don't give a fuck and sometimes recognize the effectiveness of might. Captain America seems more like a diplomat.

  • @Th3Pr0digalS0n
    @Th3Pr0digalS0n 6 лет назад +423

    the civil war at the end had me laughing so hard. comedy gold

    • @thundercleez7699
      @thundercleez7699 6 лет назад +2

      who the fuck goes to a superhero movie for comedy? ya because the first thing thay comes to my mind is "jokes go with saving the world!" fucking low-brow people like you enable marvel to make so much money

    • @LuckeeStrikee
      @LuckeeStrikee 6 лет назад +64

      thunder cleez - H-he meant the "civil war" at the end of the video between the RLM crew.

    • @fubar5884
      @fubar5884 6 лет назад +31

      +thunder cleez
      Somethin tells me you have the feeling of 'that moment when you realize you look like a complete idiot' down-pat.

    • @Tuning3434
      @Tuning3434 6 лет назад +9

      +FU BAR
      OW MY GODDD! They killed VCR-repair guy!

    • @kevinw998
      @kevinw998 5 лет назад +7

      A little too much shaky-cam

  • @seyyoshi
    @seyyoshi 8 лет назад +464

    4 AM here and well I was just about to hit the sack and call it a night, but I guess I have no choice but to stay up another 40 minutes now.
    Goddammit.

    • @tinyturnip7676
      @tinyturnip7676 8 лет назад +1

      Be sure to re-watch it once you wake up -- you'll probably miss much in your tired stupor.

    • @ProfSebastian
      @ProfSebastian 8 лет назад

      +Seyyoshi Hahaha! Me too! I was just watching some BOTW before going to bed and this happens!

    • @Qendrese3549
      @Qendrese3549 8 лет назад

      +Seyyoshi Same, just heard the notification as I was sleeping.

    • @matemolnar7307
      @matemolnar7307 8 лет назад +2

      +Seyyoshi Same here but... sleeping is for losers anyway.

    • @TheInflicted
      @TheInflicted 8 лет назад

      4AM?! where the hell even are you? Turkey?

  • @jigurd
    @jigurd 6 месяцев назад +3

    This fight scene is genuinely better than a lot of major motion pictures
    the jokes actually further the scene, you can tell what is going on, and you don't cut away on every hit. 10/10.

  • @Zmax15
    @Zmax15 8 лет назад +27

    *Your Movie Sucks:* I can't believe that anyone believes that Iron Man's side makes any sense.
    *Rich Evans:* I can't believe that anyone believes that Captain America's side makes any sense.

    • @Cha0s1428
      @Cha0s1428 8 лет назад +1

      +Z Max Yeah it is interesting. There's nothing wrong with either of those statements. The sad part is that Rich used that argument as a negative point against the movie, which he should honestly know better.

    • @Zmax15
      @Zmax15 8 лет назад +1

      +tumblingski Really, I think it's a better way to approach a between-Avengers movie. You can't have a film that acts like any of the big characters can die, because they're all signed for like five more films, so why not make it all about interpersonal struggles? The problem isn't that it's philosophical, I'd say that there's a lot of problem in the marketing, deciding who's side you're on out of the gate, and making like a game out of it.
      Also: I haven't seen the movie myself yet. I can't speak for how well it presents either side.

    • @pabst25
      @pabst25 8 лет назад

      +Z Max I spent the whole time thinking Iron Man was being an idiot who was only influenced by his emotions.
      Of course when there are massive catastrophes there are going to be inevitable casualties. You can't hold The Avengers responsible for the disasters other than the damage Ultron did, but that is Iron Man being stupid in a different movie.
      On the topic of the review, I was pretty surprised by how much Mike and Rich disliked the movie, I thought it was definitely one of the stronger Marvel films.

  • @elenaphisher244
    @elenaphisher244 8 лет назад +333

    RICH EVANS WILL RETURN

  • @reamusray790
    @reamusray790 8 лет назад +58

    That fight scene was glorious

  • @GeekOwtLowd
    @GeekOwtLowd 8 лет назад +46

    But the Accords side had Vision unlawfully keeping Wanda under house arrest, and General Ross locking up the Avengers without any due process or trial. It was more than oversight... It was dominion.

  • @Valinlama
    @Valinlama 8 лет назад +254

    What prosecution? They straight up send a death squad after Bucky....

  • @johnconnorpliskin7184
    @johnconnorpliskin7184 7 лет назад +25

    I hated how in Civil War they didn't bring up the other big incident when Hulk went fucking crazy in Africa and Hulk Buster fought the shit out of him, destroying shit and probably killing people. Like, that would've been a better argument to put against Cap.

    • @SujeshRK
      @SujeshRK 7 лет назад

      BossHalo219 Well, that was an argument made against Cap. It was very briefly mentioned about losing two nukes referring to Thor and Hulk. It's just that there's too many argument for each side because many people find a side to go on with very valid arguments for both sides.

    • @johnconnorpliskin7184
      @johnconnorpliskin7184 7 лет назад +1

      BrownKidDesigns Either way, I found the argument in the movie to be stupid. I liked the movie, but I wish there was a stronger motivation for each side.

    • @PauLtus_B
      @PauLtus_B 7 лет назад

      I think that's one of the biggest issues.
      It does come off to me like they had no fucking clue what they're doing.
      There's a lot stuff and plots just to get to certain points without ever looking at what was already there. The conflict itself is set up in several different ways.
      There's an entire subplot about other Winter Soldiers just to get 3 characters to a specific place and then there's all the stuff about Winter Soldier having killed Stark's parents to get them to fight there. That's pretty much how the entire movie is build and I think it just tries to act like something deep while it actually is just overly complicated to hide up the fact that it doesn't make any fucking sense.
      Next to that none of the characters do something actually wrong. The characters are pretty much all passive and have no progression, in any way.
      How about this:
      We start off with the movie with the Avengers being on a mission trying to stop that assassination of that president or something if you really want Black Panther in there. Assassination is about to be pulled off by a branwashed Winter Soldier but Captain America doesn't stop him by killing him when he gets the chance because, you know, it's his friend. It's simple, it's personal, and a good conflict. But instead we get vague plots about "politics?" and some guy who's pissed and still other plots to move the thing forward.
      Also, why does it have "captain america" in the title?

  • @anonemous9495
    @anonemous9495 8 лет назад +127

    I will never see characters being flawed as a flaw in the story. People make bad choices, people get hot headed, etc.

    • @Avirosb
      @Avirosb 8 лет назад +9

      And that's why the Star Wars prequels are the best movies ever.

    • @Avirosb
      @Avirosb 8 лет назад +1

      Monroville
      You're saying the movie characters didn't make bad choices?

    • @MeisterKleisterHeisstEr
      @MeisterKleisterHeisstEr 8 лет назад +11

      +Anon Emous
      Depends on the details for me.
      Flawed is more interesting, yes. But I've also seen it exaggerated to the point where a character was so flawed that he/she became completely unrelatable and unlikable to me.
      In other words, the characters should be flawed **and** well written too.

    • @anonemous9495
      @anonemous9495 8 лет назад +26

      Agreed. But Iron Man losing his temper and Bucky going into fight mode isn't a flaw in the script to me, it's two flawed individuals.

    • @turtleanton6539
      @turtleanton6539 5 лет назад

      Yup

  • @SilortheBlade
    @SilortheBlade 8 лет назад +92

    You just watched winter soldier and you can't figure out why captain America doesn't want to work for an organization? Seriously?

    • @SilortheBlade
      @SilortheBlade 8 лет назад +24

      ***** Captain America already was working for an organization that directed his actions to try and prevent casualties. Shield. Yet it was infiltrated by Hydra and so he had to question all the work he did for them. That was why he took the whole thing down. Now he is being told to put his trust in another organization. Even if it was not being controlled by a shadowy organization, it is still political. What if something attacked Iran or North Korea and was killing innocents, yet the UN said the Avengers could not intervene because of political issues with those governments? Whether you disagree with that sentiment or not Captain America didn't want to be put into that situation which is why he couldn't sign.

    • @edwardmillard4398
      @edwardmillard4398 7 лет назад +1

      Exactly, why did so many people miss this?

  • @anthonyibarra8697
    @anthonyibarra8697 4 года назад +46

    Rich: On Tony's side
    Mike: On Steve's side
    And they're the ones directly fighting each other in the end just like Tony and Steve did. With Mike getting the upper hand like Steve.
    *Simply. Poetic.*

  • @TheTichWorkshop
    @TheTichWorkshop 8 лет назад +10

    The hilarious fight at the end should be the staple for all future comic book movie fights!

  • @FlyingOverTr0ut
    @FlyingOverTr0ut 8 лет назад +12

    That fight at the end is hilarious. And it's a great way to put in homages to the great movie fights of James Bond as well as Jack Reacher.

  • @MetalSandman999
    @MetalSandman999 4 года назад +40

    In hindsight, I'm pretty sure we're supposed to side with Captain America.
    In Infinity War, when Thanos is literally attempting to wipe out half the life in the universe, General Ross still tells Colonel Rhodes to arrest the Avengers. That's psychotic. And at that point, after admitting he was wrong to side with Tony Stark and sign the Sokovia Accords, Colonel Rhodes tells him to go jump off a cliff and joins the fugitive Avengers. Not to mention, Tony Stark himself was about to call Captain on the cell phone to help fight Thanos before he got interrupted by Thanos's arrival on earth. In other words. Tony Stark, the face of the pro-Sokovia Accords side, did not follow them when it counted.
    Also, Ant Man & The Wasp was basically all about glorifying Antman going against the accords and his own house arrest for previously breaking them in order to help Hank and Hope Pym.

    • @robertboily9030
      @robertboily9030 2 года назад +2

      A lot of people think of the film as being titled "Marvel Civil War", or something like that. It is actually titled "Captain America: Civil War", because Captain America is the protagonist and hero.

    • @mattweber2512
      @mattweber2512 9 месяцев назад

      Yes, the movie never really took this whole question seriously. If it were real life then Rich would be 100% correct, but Mike is correct that they should have not even included this entire plotline.

  • @totem91
    @totem91 8 лет назад +31

    United Nations:
    -moral relativism
    -globalism
    -population control
    -elite country favoritism
    -nuclear armory required for countries to be elected in the UN Security Council (resulting to 5 permanent members)
    -Security Council's veto authority
    -criticism of the Democratic character of the UN
    -"Western Countries And More" (seriously, why can't we all agree that Israel and Turkey are in Asia, geographically)
    -1st UN Charter "To maintain international peace and security...", currently there are 4 major wars (3 countries or more), 10 full scale wars (between 2 countries) and 19 war conflicts (civil wars ranging from 100 to 999 deaths annually).
    -inability to handle/moderate the Cold War
    -"Oil-For-Food programme"
    -UN peacekeepers child sexual abuse scandal
    etc...
    The Avengers:
    -Saved MOSTLY everyone instead of EVERYONE.
    Seriously, who should be in charge of whom here?

    • @clintronnow264
      @clintronnow264 8 лет назад

      +Totem PsyClinic Oh Come On! The UN isn't all bad. How about those UN backed FEMA camps for white Christian conservatives that won't give up their bible comics and guns?

  • @jordansantacruz9512
    @jordansantacruz9512 8 лет назад +355

    Its amazing how Rich and Mike have completely missed Steve and Tony's character arcs over the last 6 movies or so. Tony keeps making mistakes and having to face the consequences, Steve just came face to face with a government program to automatically snipe anybody across the globe because of their perceived threat against the united states. That's why they're on their respective sides. Tony wants oversight because he doesn't trust himself, Steve wants freedom because he and his friends are the ONLY people he trusts.

    • @ghostapostle7225
      @ghostapostle7225 8 лет назад +47

      +Jordan Santacruz I'm amazed how Rich doesn't understand Steve motivation after seeing TWS.

    • @bizzyrealman
      @bizzyrealman 7 лет назад +16

      Were there any actual consequences by the end of the film?

    • @claraabello8182
      @claraabello8182 5 лет назад +4

      @@michaelccozens I mean, he is Captain *America*. Being an imperialist is only natural for him.

    • @sammohong6677
      @sammohong6677 5 лет назад +16

      @@michaelccozens Is that how people see Captain America? I saw him, prior to Civil War, as the loyal and naive soldier who'd do anything for Uncle Sam. Who, over the course of the films, comes to realize that it's not black and white. And that there's a moral grey that he more deeply aligns with.

    • @MrAdamloring1985
      @MrAdamloring1985 5 лет назад +19

      Sammo Hong I see him as a guy who fell in love with the romantic idea of being a soldier at a time when we where fighting a clear and present enemy. He wakes up in a world where nothing dis black and white anymore. And he realizes that the government of America does not always have the best inter

  • @ValkyrieOey
    @ValkyrieOey 8 лет назад +117

    Bucky is also an embodiment of Cap's ideaological stance, he was a tool for Hydra, which we now know had control of shield. He was essentially a blunt weapon for a superior body to utilize. Literally exactly the same thing that Tony wants to establish ..

  • @Shilag
    @Shilag 8 лет назад +24

    That fight scene at the end was almost legitimately impressive.

    • @deanopain
      @deanopain 8 лет назад

      +Shilag they just needed to have Sabotage playing and it would have been PERFECT

  • @zuludown88
    @zuludown88 8 лет назад +25

    It's nice that they finally got Rich a nice chair

  • @lauraenright5639
    @lauraenright5639 8 лет назад +34

    That end was awesome! It's how Rich would have wanted to go if he had ever lived.

  • @CarEdy23
    @CarEdy23 8 лет назад +15

    The fact that the movie explains an actual philosophical debate ("Freedom vs Control") well enough to the point where people actually defend one side and condemn the other one blows my mind.

    • @CarEdy23
      @CarEdy23 8 лет назад

      ***** I don't know, I've seen many movies where they try to use real life debates in the narrative and it just comes off as bullshit. For example in Age of Ultron they use the "humans will be doomed by the arrival of AIs" thing as Ultron's main motivation, which is a real serious thing that scientists argue about, but it comes off as an excuse for the Avengers to punch robots. No one walked out of Age of Ultron arguing about the dangers of artificial intelligence, at least no one i know.

  • @CrystalJupiter
    @CrystalJupiter 8 лет назад +15

    The ending to this is amazing lmao

  • @Gobzer5526
    @Gobzer5526 2 года назад +14

    I love that their joke fight was better filmed and edited than most fight scenes in modern action movies

  • @WalterUnglaub
    @WalterUnglaub 8 лет назад +140

    I'm pretty sure that the fact that Stark and Rogers end up on opposite ideological ends compared to how they first began was intentional, and I was very pleased to see their characters evolve in this respect.

    • @AndromedaRoach
      @AndromedaRoach 8 лет назад +6

      I'm not a wrestling fan, but I watched Wrestling Isn't Wrestling, and Triple H's arc is basically the same as Tony's - from rebellious independent maverick to fist of the ruling establishment.

    • @92brunod
      @92brunod 4 года назад +1

      @@AndromedaRoach ok...

    • @AndromedaRoach
      @AndromedaRoach 4 года назад +2

      @@92brunod alright

    • @logansaxby7224
      @logansaxby7224 3 года назад +1

      It makes sense too because Captain America is about freedom and wouldn't want restrictions put on free citizens. They even talk about the bureaucracy and how if they really pass these laws it would hurt society because monsters would keep attacking and the avengers wouldn't be able to do anything about it. This is such a lazy episode

  • @KTBlackadder
    @KTBlackadder 8 лет назад +38

    *Half in the Bag Civil War:* Jay VS Everyone.

  • @TheNorwegianBadger
    @TheNorwegianBadger 3 года назад +18

    Rich floating away on a bounce house had me laughing way harder than I should have...

  • @joelhenry5489
    @joelhenry5489 8 лет назад +26

    I thought Zemo was an outstanding villain. "He's just a guy." That's District 9-level brilliant.

  • @Yo_Soy_Andres_Cuetlachtli
    @Yo_Soy_Andres_Cuetlachtli 8 лет назад +7

    That final fight felt more natural and real and with more motivation than the movie ones

  • @tobyguiles4790
    @tobyguiles4790 8 лет назад +24

    when he falls and breaks the table "AHH FAAAACK" I died

  • @tomatoesofdoom
    @tomatoesofdoom 8 лет назад +542

    I can't believe they didn't bring up Captain America stealing ANOTHER car in this. It's completely intentional at this point

    • @AhmedGhazwan
      @AhmedGhazwan 8 лет назад +48

      +tomatoesofdoom I completely forogt about that XD
      At least he didn't pretend to be nauseous or sick! XD

    • @kingkoua1
      @kingkoua1 5 лет назад +62

      Captain America 4: grand theft auto

    • @aashiv93
      @aashiv93 3 года назад +7

      Lmao, imagine Captain America secretly has kleptomania issues. Peggy is using her SHIELD contacts to get him released from jail every other month.

    • @xtzyshuadog
      @xtzyshuadog 3 года назад +5

      *Another? What, did a different actor playing Captain America do that in a B Movie on Best Of The Worst or something?*

  • @Zer0Hour17
    @Zer0Hour17 8 лет назад +21

    -Doesn't think the movie was that great.
    -believes Iron Man was right
    hmm

  • @zeroisnine
    @zeroisnine 8 лет назад +14

    Civil War is a better Avengers movie than Age of Ultron, but a worse Captain America movie than Winter Solider.

  • @surlyandroid
    @surlyandroid 7 лет назад +58

    According to Wiki, the Black Panther character first appeared in July 1966 and the party was founded in October 1966.

    • @johnnnyspade9604
      @johnnnyspade9604 7 лет назад +8

      Goddamn it, not helpin stereotypes were they LOL

    • @pyeclam
      @pyeclam 7 лет назад

      I don't get it. What stereotype are you talking about?

    • @johnnnyspade9604
      @johnnnyspade9604 7 лет назад +6

      pyeclam Stealing names...black panther...stealing...black people...get the pattern?

    • @pyeclam
      @pyeclam 7 лет назад

      Stupid joke by a person stupid person. Real funny.

    • @pyeclam
      @pyeclam 7 лет назад

      I've been using the internet before your balls dropped, kid. Shouldn't you get off the computer before mommy catches you?

  • @edwardpolenzani1039
    @edwardpolenzani1039 6 лет назад +86

    I felt like captain america's motivation to go against the sanctions was backed up by what happened to him in Winter Soldier. Showing that government systems can be infiltrated and compromised

  • @zweizy504
    @zweizy504 2 года назад +38

    Mike calling rich a cracker is too funny

  • @ElGeecho
    @ElGeecho 8 лет назад +275

    Rich's "one side makes way too much sense" argument is refuted by the film he claims he just saw: The Winter Soldier. In that film, HYDRA infiltrated SHIELD and took control of their shiny, new super-weapons. What if that happened and grounded the Avengers in a crisis?

    • @Dtown3
      @Dtown3 8 лет назад +50

      that struck me as odd. he just stated he watched winter soldier but is now baffled at Caps stance?

    • @R0DisG0D
      @R0DisG0D 8 лет назад +39

      The problem is, none of that was stated in the movie. Cap just stated that he is unable to just do nothing when something wrong happens but only touches what he dislikes on a *very* superficial level.
      Iron Man mainly states "some control is good" but never elaborates on that either. In the end, you get a movie wich says absolutely nothing about the philosophical issue at the core of the "Civil War" part and is based purely on emotions. Wich is fine, but then the movie shouldn't pretend it has political ambitions.

    • @Dtown3
      @Dtown3 8 лет назад +39

      R0DisG0D you're painting a WAY worse picture of this than it actually is.
      Yes, the film could've given casual viewers some more context on Caps stance based on Winter Soldier events but seriously? While a film should stand on its own it also shouldn't have to handhold an audience that should damn well have seen winter solider before this movie. That doesn't warrant statements like "superficial". It was an ambitious film that had a lot to balance. I realize that's not the best of excuses though.
      As for your statement about the film not saying ANYTHING about the philosophical issues at its core- I get where you're coming from but honesty?
      There needed to be a bit more personal, emotional motivation to pull it all off. That's realistic. That's real life. There's no way this conflict happens purely from political philosophies. I'd say the fact that differing views on the accords set into motion the main conflict throughout the majority of the film is pretty sufficient. Not perfect but solid.
      But you are correct in that it was probably a more personal, emotionally conflicted story than a political one. I mean didn't exactly claim to be TOO much more. The controversy over the Accords was very fleshed out and sufficiently set up a conflict I thought.
      Idk. It was damn entertaining. I respect your opinions on it and can emphasize with certain aspects

    • @R0DisG0D
      @R0DisG0D 8 лет назад +9

      Kingslayer64
      I probably misphrased some statements. I realise the importance of the emotional reactions to the situation and I think the movie pulled that off quite well. My favourite part of the movie was Iron Mans emotion overwhelming his political stance on the issue after he learned who killed his parents.
      My problem is that the movie starts with an issue that is very much philosophical, but falls short to discuss that issue on a political/philosophical level.
      While I still enjoyed the movie quite a bit, I think that kept at "just" being an entertaining flick with characters I like very much instead of being a truly great movie.
      If they had just scrapped the villain and left the movie without a "bad" party and emphasized the political conflict a bit more in about 5-10 minutes spread across the movie I would've enjoyed it much more.
      In the end it comes down to what one expects from the movie, but the way they set it up I at least expected them to dive a little deaper into the issue.

    • @Dtown3
      @Dtown3 8 лет назад +2

      R0DisG0D yeah they definitely could've delved a bit deeper. It kinda becomes the Bucky-Cap storyline even before the big airport fight sequence. But I suppose I just enjoyed the flick enough to where what I got, while maybe different from my initial expectation, still a great comic book movie.

  • @joshsum
    @joshsum 8 лет назад +10

    Loved the movie from start to finish, but I love hearing what you guys have to say lol

  • @Ora_
    @Ora_ 8 лет назад +25

    4:35 So Rich watched winter soldier and says he dont get it why Cap doesnt trust big orgaizations to control him? What about Hydra?

  • @webb428
    @webb428 8 лет назад +367

    They don't seem to understand that Captain America's position is appropriate. He portrays the traditional American values of having the government work for you and the not the other way around.

    • @meganlee1518
      @meganlee1518 6 лет назад +1

      YES! 👍🏼

    • @arsenalrocka16
      @arsenalrocka16 6 лет назад +20

      Also, right after Winter Soldier where he literally found out that Shield was actually Hydra all along.

    • @richardshort2001
      @richardshort2001 5 лет назад +8

      Except the government working for you would include the government controlling crazy over-the-top super powered vigilantes from fucking your shit up based on some bad intelligence.

    • @geneparmesan8748
      @geneparmesan8748 5 лет назад +17

      I really like this about him. I knew nothing about Captain America when I started watching these movies, and so I assumed that a character like him would always be the one to toe the government line. What makes him complex is that in all three of his standalone movies, he has to defy his government to do what he believes is representative of America's values.

    • @TheOriginal_Unaleska
      @TheOriginal_Unaleska 4 года назад +3

      @@geneparmesan8748 not just American values, human values.
      I thought I would hate Captain American because of the name (I'm not american), but I find myself buying all three movies and none other. To me Captian America is what humanity should stand for. While Rich says that Tony's side is the obvious answer, I stood on caps side because I agree with him wholeheartedly and believe he was in the right. Never let the government control you. The government is to serve man and not rule over him (yes paraphrasing a dragon age quote if you are familiar with it).
      Cap has already seen the corruption of people in power and was not going to give up his freedom to allow others to control it. Sadly a liberty a lot of people are willing to give up. Control is not nor ever the answer. That's why I I'd always stand for Captain America. And it's Captain fucking America. The most moral super hero ever.

  • @adamoctranspo
    @adamoctranspo 3 года назад +19

    This is one of the best in the series. Internal conflict rather than a big villain, I’m all for it. The emotions were there and the theme of revenge transcended multiple characters.

  • @HamRadioCrashCourse
    @HamRadioCrashCourse 6 лет назад +253

    Wait there are people who don’t understand Caps side on this?

    • @55187706344
      @55187706344 3 года назад +74

      @BillowsPillow"*obviously it's better to let these super powered beings do whatever they want cause individuals are never corrupt or flawed, of course it's better to leave power and liberty of action in the hands of the few, in hopes they'll do the right thing."
      There's really no right answer man, everything and everyone is corruptable, and power without consequences turns free will to infinite self indulgence.

    • @CRP7000
      @CRP7000 3 года назад +23

      I am Team Cap

    • @ghostapostle7225
      @ghostapostle7225 3 года назад +33

      Rich said he just saw The Winter Soldier and didn't understand. Lol

    • @Exisist5151
      @Exisist5151 3 года назад +12

      @@55187706344 It probably is one of the biggest issues going into the modern era. Security of individual privacies and rights vs. abridging individual privacies and rights for the sake of the society as a whole.

    • @NS-xx1ze
      @NS-xx1ze 3 года назад +32

      Cap in winter soldier trusted shield and it bit him in the ass, there's Ur entire explanation

  • @TunezCottage
    @TunezCottage 6 лет назад +8

    I love how you can hear when Jay smiles from his voice alone. Wow, I've binged this way too much at this point.

  • @armouredskeptic
    @armouredskeptic 8 лет назад +151

    So... JAY is the one who liked the Superhero movie the most?
    When the fuck has THAT ever happened before?

    • @lajospapp258
      @lajospapp258 8 лет назад +5

      +Armoured Skeptic I thought they would like it. Hopefully I'll have a more positive experience. Will you review it btw? You said in the deadpool review you were kind of tired of these movies.

    • @tymongoji
      @tymongoji 8 лет назад +3

      Ah, I always love seeing my favorite RUclipsrs in the comments sections of other favorite RUclipsrs...

    • @arenmirza9376
      @arenmirza9376 2 года назад +1

      Cause he’s completely right. I’m not too big on the marvel movies but it was a pretty good movie and shockingly emotionally developed for a marvel movie.

  • @EzraWoodIsCool
    @EzraWoodIsCool 8 лет назад +21

    This has to be the greatest ending to Half in the Bag ever.

    • @FunnyBecauseItsTrue
      @FunnyBecauseItsTrue 8 лет назад +1

      ...new, nothing beats Jack crying "I don't like being stabbed" while hotdogs spill out of his abdomen...

    • @EzraWoodIsCool
      @EzraWoodIsCool 8 лет назад +1

      +FunnyBecauseItsTrue that was a good one too!

  • @Poopdahoop
    @Poopdahoop 8 лет назад +93

    Oh and Captain America steals a car. From the German special forces! During a chase scene!
    It needs to be pointed out.

    • @BassForever
      @BassForever 8 лет назад +22

      +Gus Aznable can you pull over I feel like I'm going to be sick

    • @swanpride
      @swanpride 8 лет назад +17

      Cap steals a car in EVERY movie he is in. Apart form the original "I pretend to be sick to get the driver out of the car" move, he also steals a car in The First Avenger before Peggy convinces him to take a plane instead, then he goes and steals one in The Winter Soldier (Natasha even asks him where he learned this), and in Civil War he does it at least once (during the chase scene) but maybe twice (where was the VW coming from?).

    • @TrueRetroflection
      @TrueRetroflection 4 года назад

      Kinda sums up WWII as a whole, doesn’t it?

  • @ChrisRayGun
    @ChrisRayGun 8 лет назад +23

    So, they're upset that Civil War doesn't follow the same Marvel formula and they don't like that the characters are mad at eachother. Disappointing criticism for a movie review channel to have.

    • @FISTFISHDOG
      @FISTFISHDOG 8 лет назад +2

      +Chris Ray Gun Its utter trash no matter what direction they take it.

    • @Melkac
      @Melkac 8 лет назад

      +FISTFISHDOG Uh, the review?

    • @dmbjunky
      @dmbjunky 8 лет назад +1

      +Chris Ray Gun Why? Aren't all criticisms and reviews personal opinions? There's not a "professional movie critic" out there that hasn't nitpicked a film.

    • @sasuke4400
      @sasuke4400 8 лет назад

      +Chris Ray Gun "let me simplify what they said in a 40 minute video to get those thumbs up."

  • @Scottoest
    @Scottoest 8 лет назад +13

    Mike, the UN thing isn't about magically reducing collateral damage - it was about making the Avengers answerable to someone besides themselves, for where they take action, and how. They are essentially cruising into sovereign nations as they see fit, and steering fights where they see fit, without even asking permission from heads of state, let alone the entire UN.
    And Tony/Steve don't talk for two seconds - they talk at the beginning of the film, they discuss it more after the highway chase, and then they discuss things more at the Winter Soldier facility - before Tony loses his head because he's watching a video of the guy next to him savagely murdering his mother.

  • @HiImBrush
    @HiImBrush 5 лет назад +13

    "There needs to be more deaths in this cinematic universe" these were the words that were said when writing infinity war

  • @mazzak
    @mazzak 8 лет назад +16

    I think Mike and rich have finally had their fill of superhero movies

    • @mazzak
      @mazzak 8 лет назад

      You can't hear that contempt in their voice?

  • @Scottoest
    @Scottoest 8 лет назад +27

    I've never disagreed with you guys more about a film, and you seem to repeatedly contradict yourselves. Rich thinks the UN is useless, but also doesn't think Cap has a point about not wanting to submit to their agenda? Especially after what happened to him in Winter Soldier?
    Would there be anything left of the world after Age of Ultron, if the Avengers had to wait for a UN Resolution to act? And what if one of the founding nations vetoed the resolution, as constantly happens in real life?
    Cap has had his faith in civil authority all but destroyed over the course of these films. His stance makes complete sense for the character. And Iron Man feeling intense guilt after Ultron also makes complete sense. There is no easy answer.

    • @sdfalk
      @sdfalk 8 лет назад +2

      You didn't actually address the contradictions part of his point

    • @firephile
      @firephile 8 лет назад

      Agree. This review is odd

    • @sdfalk
      @sdfalk 8 лет назад

      I (personally) believed they were focusing more on the comedy, and less on the review. They've done some great stuff, but whenever a comic book movie comes up,they more often then not remind us how they're "not" comic book fans. They've done better

  • @modbz
    @modbz 8 лет назад +161

    Why is it that whenever Mike voices his opinions, he seems exhausted or not entirely... all there? Like a decrepit old man.

    • @kebsis
      @kebsis 8 лет назад +84

      +modbz Probably because he's a raging drunk.

    • @cyruskarloff7219
      @cyruskarloff7219 8 лет назад +20

      +kebsis - Decrepit old man.

    • @XekTOr89
      @XekTOr89 8 лет назад +5

      +modbz Clearly because he doesn't give a fuck about the characters/movie. I think he is trying too hard not to like it...does that make sense?

    • @WeatherStationZ41
      @WeatherStationZ41 8 лет назад +3

      +modbz It' s all part of the ACT thenws HACK FROADS putt on for ehth COMEDY,, they LIE to us

    • @modbz
      @modbz 8 лет назад +3

      XekTOr Yeah but even with movies he likes, he looks like he's about to go cockeyed and start drooling.

  • @DiscourseElysium
    @DiscourseElysium 8 лет назад +10

    I love how Rich Evans was laughing his head off about how limp-dicked the UN is, and how by the time they decide to send the Avengers everyone is already dead, when he just got finished saying that Iron Man was clearly in the right and there was pretty much no argument about it, haha.

  • @zacharyayotte5553
    @zacharyayotte5553 8 лет назад +14

    Probably the funniest ending to Half in the Bag ever...
    EVERYTHING'S GOING WRONG TODAAAAYYYY

  • @adamdaniel01
    @adamdaniel01 8 лет назад +79

    With all the characters in this film it had I thought it went well.

    • @zzyzx0788
      @zzyzx0788 8 лет назад +26

      Nobody was really underused or overused. it was really well done

    • @FilmFish
      @FilmFish 8 лет назад

      EXACTLY! The only casts you can compare this too don't come close to the Avengers in terms of character development as a whole.

    • @Relugus
      @Relugus 8 лет назад

      +Dakota Hazel Wanda doesn't trust Tony, she trusts Steve. Tony was so scared of her he didn't even tell her about the situation. Wanda had become a scapegoat, her being an immigrant making her situation impossible.

  • @krudmonger
    @krudmonger 8 лет назад +30

    As far as collateral damage, real-world consequences, red tape, etc., I think the superhero movie that handled this the best was The Incredibles.

    • @ambermitchell7900
      @ambermitchell7900 8 лет назад +9

      +krudmonger Sadly it's a really underrated movie in the genre; it deserves more love.

    • @TheTGOAC
      @TheTGOAC Год назад +1

      Yeah, just ban superheros. It worked kinda. There certainly weren't any heroes. Criminals didn't seem to care too much.

  • @volbla
    @volbla 8 лет назад +25

    For someone who "just saw Winter Soldier" Rich has a hard time remembering where cap's distrust of authority comes from. Didn't he literally say that if someone else holds the reins the team will never know the full story behind their orders? Not saying he's in the right, but that's the point, isn't it. There is no right side.
    I'm with team Jay on this one. The plot was mostly an excuse to check boxes and there's some awkward tone issues, but the light-hearted moments worked by themselves and the drama worked by itself. It would have been better to have a more focused story on Bucky or whatever, but this movie was alright for what it was. And it was fun. Sometimes i like to have fun.

    • @MisteMiner
      @MisteMiner 8 лет назад

      +Volbla Very well said.

    • @BadboyAnarchy
      @BadboyAnarchy 8 лет назад +6

      +Volbla He did literally fight against Nazi's too... that was an authoritarian regime; maybe he's just being cautious about giving an organisation that much power.

  • @deathstroke0921
    @deathstroke0921 8 лет назад +34

    I've been waiting years for that Mike and Rich Evans fight

  • @rjames671
    @rjames671 8 лет назад +11

    I agree more with Jay about this film than Rich & Mike, I thought this was a good movie with a decent story. Still the most entertaining reviews on the internet.

  • @Rhamsody
    @Rhamsody 8 лет назад +19

    Okay, it really sounds like Jay enjoyed this movie and Mike and Rich are being Debbie Downers. As far as some "other" movies that pit big name heroes against each other, I feel this one delivered on most every level.

  • @slpasay
    @slpasay 4 года назад +19

    As I continue my isolation rewatch of every RLM video, I keep finding more gems. Who decided that Rich needed to sit in a chair so much lower than Mike and Jay? Is it metaphorical for a power imbalance? Or was it just a comfy chair and Rich’s bad back was hurting?

  • @movieace1295
    @movieace1295 8 лет назад +158

    "Didn't hate it.. didn't love it.." think that summarize the whole MCU.

    • @thefilmeffect6089
      @thefilmeffect6089 8 лет назад +29

      +MovieAce
      I agree, but the two I did love were The Winter Soldier and Guardians Of The Galaxy. That's out of all thirteen though.

    • @Harry-is6vn
      @Harry-is6vn 8 лет назад +11

      +MovieAce summarizes BVS...MAAAARRRRTTHHHAAA

    • @Emantheseeker
      @Emantheseeker 8 лет назад +6

      Exactly how it is for me, except I loved Winter Soldier and Iron Man, and I hated Star Lord's dance.

    • @Harry-is6vn
      @Harry-is6vn 8 лет назад

      Those Who Wander nah! I wanted Bvs to be good but it wasn't so Martha is a running joke and its embarrassing

  • @smjaiteh
    @smjaiteh 8 лет назад +18

    Saw the movie less than half an hour ago. Best Spider-Man film in over 10 years.

  • @Firevine
    @Firevine 8 лет назад +63

    I'm with Jay on this. This movie was a lot of fun. I quite enjoyed it, though it did have a weak spot or two.
    The government coming along and basically saying "You guys saved millions and millions of lives by acting on your own accord. We have to prevent you from doing that in the future" is what made the most sense though.

    • @cranjismcbasketball3513
      @cranjismcbasketball3513 3 года назад +6

      It’s that the governments outside of America don’t want these people with agendas running around destroying buildings. After sokovia and Lagos, these countries don’t want the avengers interfering in them. They don’t want to stop them from saving people, they want to limit what people they should save.

  • @RicoSeattle
    @RicoSeattle 8 лет назад +8

    The fight at the end of this video was way more fun and funny than I would have expected. Good job guys. I was smiling throughout the entire thing, and I was actually tense. It was awesome.

  • @pjny21
    @pjny21 8 лет назад +13

    The fact that they can debate these sides for almost 30 minutes, means it did a good job.

  • @c60jam
    @c60jam 6 лет назад +7

    The scene that had Mike falling into the table with the walker kills me everytime

  • @lajospapp258
    @lajospapp258 8 лет назад +32

    I must disagree with Rich and Mike. I think these movies need different tones. This was played fairly straight in the first half, and I think it was consistent with the events of the previous movies.
    Everyone overreacted, but I found that understandable. Sure, the tonal shift around the point when Spidey showed up was a bit too sharp, and the freedom vs security theme got lost a bit in the shuffle. That's the only big negative for me.
    I thought the personal conflict was well motivated, so I enjoyed the last third.
    I guess it depends on the frame of mind when you're watching it. It's certainly different from age of ultron, so if you want movies to be that tone, I understand the criticisms. But I think they need this tonal variety.

    • @lajospapp258
      @lajospapp258 8 лет назад +1

      Jago Sevetar Yeah I think that's an understandable concern. I've found sense in Tony's position too, some level off accountabilty is good, but he seemed way too trusting towards the authorities.

    • @lajospapp258
      @lajospapp258 8 лет назад +2

      ***** Could you point out the crying part in my comment?

    • @lajospapp258
      @lajospapp258 8 лет назад +4

      ***** Okay, next time I'll just write hyperbolic single sentences because you said so. Have a nice day sir! ^^

    • @JokeRxScopeZ
      @JokeRxScopeZ 8 лет назад +2

      +Lajos Papp civil war sucks

    • @lajospapp258
      @lajospapp258 8 лет назад +3

      I thought that it didn't, but you convinced me with your well thought out criticism. THank you sir ^^

  • @Chiller326
    @Chiller326 5 лет назад +7

    Jay's "that's amazing" at 22:52 is easily one of the most underrated RLM moments of all time.

  • @nightwinger234
    @nightwinger234 3 года назад +2

    Worst part about Civil War is that it doesn't have much affect on the movies that continue from it apart from the fact that some of them go to jail.

  • @onthespoke2
    @onthespoke2 8 лет назад +30

    Fantastic Thor: Rise of the Civil Soldier

    • @retron99
      @retron99 8 лет назад +3

      Sounds like something Screen Junkies would come up with.