In Moira Mactaggert's defence, her presence as a love interest in X-Men: First Class was rather overshadowed by the intense sexual tension between Erik and Charles.
@@IvanKisaragi That's right, I have no idea why that guy said 13:59 is a pun. It's the only pun Jay uses in the whole video: "Oscar Isaac ain't 'poe' no more!" towards the end
Not only does Olivia Munn say nothing throughout the movie, her final scene is her staring at Magneto silently while walking backwards out of the frame.
"I loved it in a way where Bryan Singer thought he was making something dark and serious and it turned out to be the shlock that I love" LOL that phrase kills me every time!
I found the whole "Apocalypse's magic turns Charles Xavier bald" thing quite silly - like, can any famously bald characters just go bald naturally these days? Young Lex Luthor goes bald in BVS because of Kyrptonite poisoning or something (which I know has been done in some comic storylines, but still). It's like baldness can only happen in films by some crazy freak accident. I guarantee you that if JJ Abrams reboots the Next Generation as a trilogy of movies, young Captain Picard is going to lose all his hair in some freak space accident that drives the plot forward.
I just took it as a straight up Star Wars joke, as in , hey remember way back when Return of the Jedi was the worst Star Wars film, ha ha, those were they days.
Why wouldn't you watch it? They recommended it. This entire trilogy (First Class/DOFTP/Apocalypse) are great. The other two are just better because they didn't do the whole "the world is ending" stuff.
Three things that bugged me about the movie: 1. They show Apocalypse building the pyramid with his mind powers, yet his enemies were able to incorporate an intricate booby trap mechanism into the foundations to bring down the whole structure and trap/kill him. 2. The sun shining on the capstone seems to be what initiates Apocalypse's resurrection, seeing as how the worshippers have been going down there a lot but this has never happened before. But the rug covering the hole was left off by Moira; the worshippers were always good about recovering the hole after they went down. So it was Moira who caused this whole thing, but they never acknowledge that in the rest of the movie and she's completely fine with it, like "wow, this is totally happening now, gosh.." 3. Mystique's speech at the end about how they aren't students anymore, they're X-Men, is given only in the presence of Cyclops, Nightcrawler, Jean Gray, Storm, and maybe Quicksilver. Basically all the people who just saved the world together and almost died and stuff. Only one or two of them had ever been to the school before, so they weren't students to begin with. So how do they need this pep talk? I give her the benefit of the doubt and assume she's just workshopping that speech with the others, for when she has to give it to the kids who actually haven't seen any action yet.
Nice on that last point. Would have been great if they closed the movie on that speech, then a short pause, and Cyclops says "Yeah, that was pretty good. A little hammy, but decent." CREDITS.
My favorite piece of X-Men trivia is that it's canon that Cyclops' eyes are actually portals to the laser dimension. That's how his powers work. His eyes are portals to the laser dimension I swear to god this is an actual thing in the comics
They joke about Apocalypse wiping out the earth, cleansing humanity, then sitting on a beach watching the sunset. They literally predicted Infinity War.
@@Aedrion- two questions. one for you and one for me. for you: what year did xmen apocalypse come out? for me: how old are you? cuz if you're under 15, i dont wanna waste my time arguing with a child. you'll have plenty of time to learn about stuff from other places rather than the YT comment section.
It is weird that this movie has a scene where he see a little girl and her mother impaled by a sharpened stick, and then later a kid with silver hair is moonwalking around an exploding mansion in slow motion set to "Sweet dreams are made of this".
Pete Camacho lol an arrow is an arrow no matter how it’s used. The difference between a spear and an arrow are the stabilization fins and usually size. You can use an arrow as a spear but it’s still an arrow, well and I guess it would now be a spear as well.
wow im so glad munn wasnt the girlfriend in deadpool, Morena Baccarin fits the role so much better and did such a great job. I've never seen munn stand out in anything.
Crunchyscarf It's been years....literal YEARS! The last Plinkett review was in 2014. Don't get me wrong they can do what they want, It's their channel but God damn thats a long ass time!! I don't think It's unreasonable of me to wonder if they're ever gonna make another one...Or is it? Is it? Where am I? What am I even doing??? It's like I don't even know who I am anymore!
I love how I can't enjoy the forest scene because the Polish spoken in it (nevermind Fassbender, the police guys are way worse) is cringeworthy. For a good analogy - imagine a misunderstood French poet playing a Texas rancher. That's the level of writing and delivery in there.
Usually, studios will hire whoever can kind of speak the language as an extra. It's more important that the extras understand English so they can listen to directions. Pretty much every Chinese extra I've seen in films has had terrible Chinese because they're American. They're not going to waste time looking for someone who can speak fluently because less than 1% of the viewers notice it sucks.
+pyeclam I sure understand it. It's just that this time I'm the less than 1% so I was able to actually notice how it works. On the other hand - for a multi million blockbuster doing such a thing right would be a relatively small cost. That said - X-Men is not a multi language movie so they did't have to do it right. But for example Inglorious Basterds would basically be trash if not for the linguistic procifiency.
In a cab in Lublin recently. Driver had lived in UK for a time. He had me on hysterics; he had not only the cockney/estury and Yorkshire accents nailed, he knew loads of colloquisms for each.
One thing that annoyed me was when Magneto's wife and child are killed. The guy is using a very simple bow and when he accidently fired the arrow, it looked as if it were pulled back an inch or two yet still was able to skewer both?
@@jrd33 If I've learned anything from all my years reading fantasy novels and watching action films, million to one shots happen to work nine times out of ten. The tough part is making sure it's *exactly* a million to one shot.
Charles: you've killed HUNDREDS if not THOUSANDS of people, Erik. You must be stopped. Magneto: Sorry about that old chap. I was a bit chuffed at the moment. Charles: Carry on then. Magneto: Hmm. Indeed. Until next time Charles. Good tidings old chap. Charles: yes. Quite. Cheerio.
So was Apocalypse supposed to be a villain in this? Sure, he did kill a few factory workers but he did rid the entire world of ALL nuclear weapons. Have the combined efforts of all the X-men in all the movies ever amounted to something so heroic and praiseworthy?
Can we just spare a moment to appreciate Mike's comedy genius, and how much better Apocalypse would've been had "My House" by Flo Ride actually started playing after Xavier said, "Welcome to MY house, BITCH!"
I'm right with Mike on this one. I feel like they made this movie just for me and I absolutely loved it's schlock and goofy fun mixed with these wonderful dramatic beats. So excellent and so much fun!
I like the X-Men films more than the MCU films. They just make more of an impression on me. They're either memorably good, or memorably schlocky. I watch MCU films and usually find them well done and competently acted and put together. But there's always this underlying sense of "I feel satisfied with this product I've paid for. And now I'm ready to be apathetic towards it and never think about it again." Like a plastic disposable spoon made in China. The only exceptions are probably Iron Man 1 and Guardians of the Galaxy. They felt like they actually had a soul.
Jay thought the Auswitz scene at the beginning of X-men was tasteless?!? Really? Because that well executed scene, showed me that this individual Erik Lehnsherr is given a heroic right to be a bastard.
It's key to not only Magneto's character, but the moral dilemma of... the entire X-Men universe. That bit had me scratching my head too... like, no Jay, it's not Schindler's list but they're not making it farcical or squeaky clean.
There's no subtilty to it. The exact same effect could be achieved by showing numbers tattooed on his arm. Instead they show a crying child being separated from his mother by literal Nazis. It sets a really weird tone. Plus it's emotionally manipulative. That scene exists entirely to make you care about Magneto as a person, something that Ian McKellen and Patrick Stewart accomplish in their first scene together.
I don't understand how anyone could watch this movie and not know what Apocalypse's motivation was. He was an ancient god worshiped by the known world of humans, he saw it as mutants ruling humans. He wakes up, watches some TV, and realizes what he has been missing for all these centuries. He wants to cleanse the world of tasteless humans, and take it back for mutants. Being able to control everyone's mind would make it even easier to do so, and then achieve his real goal of merging Shaquille O'neal with Wolverine's mutation, so he can have an everlasting supply of succulent juicy Shaq meat. The scene after the credits goes on to confirm this, as the Essex corporation is funded by an industry of juicy Shaq meat sales, which funds Mr. Sinister's research. You guys really should bring in Rich on these comic book movies, because neither of you seem to understand them. He can set you straight.
I love watching old stuff and finding connections. Mike asks what's next, after Apocalypse wipes out the people? He sits, sips a drink and watches the sunset? Flash forward and that's LITERALLY what Thanos does.
12:45 That's actually canon - one of the side-effects of Mystique's mutant ability as a shapeshifter is that her cells can generate and regenerate themselves at will, which theoretically, could allow her to live forever, provided she doesn't get killed first. She's commented that she's at least a century old in the comics.
X3 is better than DOFP and apparently this too, so that's why it's ironic. A decent enough film, flawed and vastly inferior to its predecessor as it may be, is better than two empty nothings.
when they made a jab at the third movie in the trilogy, I thought they were saying that for this movie as well, because it's apart of it's own new X-Men trilogy. Like Bryan Singer knew the studios forced him to make an overpopulated character schlock, and didn't care the entire way XD
Particle Effects: The Movie! With special guest director Tommy Wiseau for Oscar Isaac's scenes (the Wiseau joke came from BirthMoviesDeath's review of X:Men: Apocalypse. Credit where credit is due.).
Why would the Auschwitz scene be tasteless? It was excellent exposition for Magneto and the lessons he learned directly influenced his actions in the movie.
Mr Plinkett needs to pay off his Student Loans before giving us a review, And don't give me that "he didn't go to school" bs, if he can send you Pizza rolls through a webzone, he definetly has at least a bachelors degree
I'm surprised they called the woods scene with Magneto a good scene. I was stifling laughter. Why the fuck was that guy holding a half-cocked bow? He literally got distracted by a bird and shot two people like 50 feet away, leading to Magneto yelling at the sky like Calculon or something It was so, so stupid
Not to mention they introduced a family and killed a family in 10 min? Just to show up he doesn't trust people... something we knew at the end of the last movie? Yeah I was laughing at that scene as well, I'm not sure any scene was pulled off.
It seemed rather unlikely he could accidentally shoot two people of completely different heights through the heart simultaneously with a half cocked bow because they happened to be in the exact right position while he was looking at a bird. This movie was so shlocky.
I feel reassured that I'm not the only one thinking out how retarded that accidental double arrow killing is.. yet most of the reviewers claim that it's a really good scene!
@17:43 "Charles you can put Magneto in a coma for the rest of his life". I wonder why Batman doesn't do the same thing to his enemies. Or at the very least paralyze all of them, if he's THAT insistent on not killing anyone.
16:40 ANSWER: *SPOILERS* Apocalypse's motivation makes sense to me. Apocalypse believes he is a God, one who should be worshiped. Xavier even says this in the opening monologue. Apocalypse was going to enact his plan regardless of whether or not he met Charles. But once he did, he knew he could then assimilate Charles' powers and truly rule the minds of every being on Earth. Mike is correct at 27:00.
it came out of nowhere. It was just setup for the next movie i bet. or how about the fact that jean grey helped logan escape when she was young? that's some dumb unnecessary retconning. and a bit creepy too. 50 year old man falling in love with a teen girl lol wtf
+Who Dat Ninja yeah I know lol. and then the post credit scene with Logans blood and the Essex Corp. half of this movie was for the wolverine solo film
Wouldn't the first mutant be one of the weakest or least special? Since mutations and evolution take place over time, why would the first be the strongest and bestest? It's not like designing prototypes. There's been all this time for newer, stronger mutations since the first one.
VictorKane115 Apocalypse isn't naturally the most powerful. He's been exposed to technology from another race that makes him a powerful being who tries to help further the evolution of mutants,who they have been expiermenting on. But the writers decided not to add any of that to the story,even though they show him with the advanced technology.
In Moira Mactaggert's defence, her presence as a love interest in X-Men: First Class was rather overshadowed by the intense sexual tension between Erik and Charles.
There was no sexual tension between them
@@BryantheArchivist There was no lack of sexual tension between them
@@BryantheArchivist there was an abundance of sexual tension between them
@@BryantheArchivist hahahahahah... you’re dreaming.
Is it tension if it's all out there though?
I love how you can tell Mike is genuinely impressed by Jay's pun but also obviously jealous he didn't come up with it.
Yeah, bring up a moment in the video without putting a timestamp? Shame.
13:59
@Mr. Green Genes
That's not a pun but yeah, after the snort it's like he's mad he actually almost laughed at it too.
@@IvanKisaragi That's right, I have no idea why that guy said 13:59 is a pun. It's the only pun Jay uses in the whole video: "Oscar Isaac ain't 'poe' no more!" towards the end
Moira is there to show Professor X has the not-gays
#MakeProfessorXHaveABoyfriend
NO! he still has the gays.
no its the magneto
The quicksilver has a scene where he is clearly shown to have the not-gays
Look at photos of the actress who played Eric's wife; she's literally a female James McAvoy. Magneto is totally in denial.
Watching this 6 years later and "Bryan Singer makes weird decisions" is one hell of an understatement.
Thank you, yes did not age well
Unless he's charged and found guilty, he did nothing wrong.
@@harryshuman9637 Nope, Bryan Singer is a creep.
The line from their DoFP review is even better:
‘Bryan Singer, a man recently accused… of making two really good X-Men movies!’
@@harryshuman9637Doing something wrong is not the same as being found guilt of a crime. Sit tf down you pdf incel.
Not only does Olivia Munn say nothing throughout the movie, her final scene is her staring at Magneto silently while walking backwards out of the frame.
"I loved it in a way where Bryan Singer thought he was making something dark and serious and it turned out to be the shlock that I love" LOL that phrase kills me every time!
I found the whole "Apocalypse's magic turns Charles Xavier bald" thing quite silly - like, can any famously bald characters just go bald naturally these days? Young Lex Luthor goes bald in BVS because of Kyrptonite poisoning or something (which I know has been done in some comic storylines, but still). It's like baldness can only happen in films by some crazy freak accident.
I guarantee you that if JJ Abrams reboots the Next Generation as a trilogy of movies, young Captain Picard is going to lose all his hair in some freak space accident that drives the plot forward.
Walter white?
Didn't they shave his head because he went to prison?
I said the exact same thing when Apocalypse made him go unnaturally bald.
Nobody goes bald naturally in Hollywood.
Screaming " IM A MONSTERRRRR"
"whats after that? ahh he'll just relax" is literally thanos's story
IKR! He even said watch the sun set!
@@eleSDSU did you reply to the wrong thread or something?
To be fair to the "we can all agree the 3rd one is always the worse" can also be taken to mean Apocalypse. Its the 3rd in the rebooted franchise.
I just took it as a straight up Star Wars joke, as in , hey remember way back when Return of the Jedi was the worst Star Wars film, ha ha, those were they days.
What about Star Wars Holiday Special?
"What about Star Wars Holiday Special?"
What about it? It is not a film.
Shure it is..
*****
I quite like it too... Especially the scenes with all the teddy bears.
Time to watch another review for a movie that I'll never watch.
You're fantastically edgy and cool.
Why wouldn't you watch it? They recommended it. This entire trilogy (First Class/DOFTP/Apocalypse) are great. The other two are just better because they didn't do the whole "the world is ending" stuff.
Your loss.
It's like that scene in Metropolitan. I don't watch films, I like good film criticism.
good for you
You guys! That's not the only sci-fi thing Patrick Stewart's been in!
He was also in Dune!
Three things that bugged me about the movie:
1. They show Apocalypse building the pyramid with his mind powers, yet his enemies were able to incorporate an intricate booby trap mechanism into the foundations to bring down the whole structure and trap/kill him.
2. The sun shining on the capstone seems to be what initiates Apocalypse's resurrection, seeing as how the worshippers have been going down there a lot but this has never happened before. But the rug covering the hole was left off by Moira; the worshippers were always good about recovering the hole after they went down. So it was Moira who caused this whole thing, but they never acknowledge that in the rest of the movie and she's completely fine with it, like "wow, this is totally happening now, gosh.."
3. Mystique's speech at the end about how they aren't students anymore, they're X-Men, is given only in the presence of Cyclops, Nightcrawler, Jean Gray, Storm, and maybe Quicksilver. Basically all the people who just saved the world together and almost died and stuff. Only one or two of them had ever been to the school before, so they weren't students to begin with. So how do they need this pep talk? I give her the benefit of the doubt and assume she's just workshopping that speech with the others, for when she has to give it to the kids who actually haven't seen any action yet.
Nice on that last point. Would have been great if they closed the movie on that speech, then a short pause, and Cyclops says "Yeah, that was pretty good. A little hammy, but decent." CREDITS.
Magneto trashes the whole world, and then at the end, Charles is like, ''Good to see you, old friend." Hahaha
Apocalypse is the key to all of this. If we can just get him working, because hes a scarier villain than we've had before.
someguy209 well done sir.
Mike, admit your man-crush on Oscar Isaac allready.
Who isn't?
I agree
He wants that juicy Oscar meat
I saacly what I was thinking.
"Bryan Singer makes such weird decisions"
Jay Bauman, 2016
“Bryan Singer, taking chances” - Jay, 2016
Olivia Munn-dane
Olivia Done
Olivia None
OliviAAAAAIIIIIIIIDDDDDDSSSSSSSSS!
I clapped 👏
🤣 seriously
Psylocke puts the mute in mutant
Arson Bjork lol
hey look its you!
Slide whistle
Finally! Now I can know how to feel about this movie!
That was sarcasm right?
+F44B3 NO.
Whatever your opinion is THATS MY OPINION TOO!
+TheSEMAJ1117 Some of it was good, some of it was not so good! This is what I know.
Damn you edgy son
They actually made Cyclops's eye beams CONCUSSIVE blasts!
This is great. A little too often people make it out like he has heat vision.
My favorite piece of X-Men trivia is that it's canon that Cyclops' eyes are actually portals to the laser dimension.
That's how his powers work. His eyes are portals to the laser dimension
I swear to god this is an actual thing in the comics
They joke about Apocalypse wiping out the earth, cleansing humanity, then sitting on a beach watching the sunset. They literally predicted Infinity War.
i think u failed to comprehend the meaning of the word predict.
cammy vega I think you're gay
@@marcori392 We're all gay.
@@lead.farmer What do you mean, this video was posted 2016. Infinity War was 2018.
@@Aedrion- two questions. one for you and one for me.
for you: what year did xmen apocalypse come out?
for me: how old are you? cuz if you're under 15, i dont wanna waste my time arguing with a child. you'll have plenty of time to learn about stuff from other places rather than the YT comment section.
That joke about the 3rd sequel always being the worst may have been about the original trilogy but it ended up kinda foreshadowing this movie.
Well, just wait until you see Dark Phoenix.
It's also true for the Wolverine trilogy...
...Just kidding
How the fuck did Mike remember Moira Mctaggert from X3 when he sometimes forgets even what segment they're doing?
way more positive than I expected
If I ever meet Patric Stewart I am totally going to pretend I only know him from Life Force.
Tell him he was great in Green Room and you really sympathize with his characters beliefs. Bet that'll throw him for a loop.
I love how Mike was like "let's not spoil this one scene" and Jay's like "I'm gonna spoil that scene in 60 seconds"
Mike seems to be much more knowledgeable about X-Men lore than that of other comics.
probably he was a fan of the 90s cartoon
@@CalebCrazyVampire mike is an omega level mutant.
I'd argue Mr plinkett is omega level, Mike is slightly less. Then Jay.
It's because Mike is a mutant.
Rich Evans is alpha and omega level
It is weird that this movie has a scene where he see a little girl and her mother impaled by a sharpened stick, and then later a kid with silver hair is moonwalking around an exploding mansion in slow motion set to "Sweet dreams are made of this".
"impaled by a sharpened stick." I believe that is called an arrow
@@SILVER-zf2hu only if its fired aka missile
he sees* a little girl
Pete Camacho lol an arrow is an arrow no matter how it’s used. The difference between a spear and an arrow are the stabilization fins and usually size. You can use an arrow as a spear but it’s still an arrow, well and I guess it would now be a spear as well.
what do you mean?
I never knew the tune at the end to HITB was stock music, until I heard the same sample in an unrelated podcast theme song contest entry.
wow im so glad munn wasnt the girlfriend in deadpool, Morena Baccarin fits the role so much better and did such a great job.
I've never seen munn stand out in anything.
She was great stuffing her mouth with sausages.
Yeah, but she got 13 year old me to watch Attack of the Show and the rest of G4’s shit programming, so I guess everyone has a job to fill.
Which will happen first, the next X-men movie or the next Mr Plinkett review?
..........
Never mind.
Crunchyscarf It's been years....literal YEARS! The last Plinkett review was in 2014. Don't get me wrong they can do what they want, It's their channel but God damn thats a long ass time!! I don't think It's unreasonable of me to wonder if they're ever gonna make another one...Or is it? Is it? Where am I? What am I even doing??? It's like I don't even know who I am anymore!
+Crunchyscarf
What are you talking about Rich Evans is not allowed to leave the premise due to a court ordered house arrest.
The last "real" Plinkett review was in 2012 (Titanic), the Star Trek/Wars afterwards has been just short filler
Voila!
Nothing can top the version of Apocalypse from the animated series, he was epic.
The X-Men now officially have a more convoluted timeline than Terminator.
@@twistedoperator4422 hahahahahahahahah
Terminator: "Hold my Back"
Cyclops...
But that's a different guy!
Mike is more knowledgeable in comics than I thought.
That’s because Mike is an actual nerd
“Brian Singer makes weird decisions” well that’s putting it lightly.
the amount of lightning on this show is massive. Jay has a celestial aura on all his closeups, like hair or teeth product commercial
I love how I can't enjoy the forest scene because the Polish spoken in it (nevermind Fassbender, the police guys are way worse) is cringeworthy. For a good analogy - imagine a misunderstood French poet playing a Texas rancher. That's the level of writing and delivery in there.
Usually, studios will hire whoever can kind of speak the language as an extra. It's more important that the extras understand English so they can listen to directions. Pretty much every Chinese extra I've seen in films has had terrible Chinese because they're American. They're not going to waste time looking for someone who can speak fluently because less than 1% of the viewers notice it sucks.
+pyeclam I sure understand it. It's just that this time I'm the less than 1% so I was able to actually notice how it works. On the other hand - for a multi million blockbuster doing such a thing right would be a relatively small cost.
That said - X-Men is not a multi language movie so they did't have to do it right. But for example Inglorious Basterds would basically be trash if not for the linguistic procifiency.
Imagine how Germans or Russians must feel seeing that in almost every single one of the Hollywood movies that has German or Russian in it.
In a cab in Lublin recently. Driver had lived in UK for a time. He had me on hysterics; he had not only the cockney/estury and Yorkshire accents nailed, he knew loads of colloquisms for each.
The x men movies are terrible for this. Jennifer Lawrence's Vietnamese in Days of Future Past was literal gibberish.
More like "X-Men: A-Schlock-alypse".
Mike tries not to spoil the Magneto family death scene, then Jay just plows through it. Nice one, Jay.
He literally warns you by saying “spoilers”. You fucking moron
3:15 That sounds like a bad romance novel for middle aged film critics: "The schlock that I love".
Mike totally calls out what Thanos ends up doing at the end of Infinity War in this video.
One thing that annoyed me was when Magneto's wife and child are killed. The guy is using a very simple bow and when he accidently fired the arrow, it looked as if it were pulled back an inch or two yet still was able to skewer both?
Yup. I hate one-in-a-million events that are required to make the story work. Just lazy.
@@jrd33 If I've learned anything from all my years reading fantasy novels and watching action films, million to one shots happen to work nine times out of ten.
The tough part is making sure it's *exactly* a million to one shot.
@@aaronwebb1548 I assume you're referencing Pratchett.
@@jrd33 Sure am, I think his concepts are well worth spreading far and wide.
GNU Terry Pratchett
15:38 "Wipe everything out. But what's after that?"
"Then you just relax."
RLM predicts the ending of Infinity War two years in advance
The quicksilver scene was awesome.
Oh and does anyone know when the Plinkett review will be out?
Quicksilver is usually a win. The MCU one was an embarrassment, though, because no self-respecting speedster should die to bullets.
36:20 This never fails to make me laugh
It makes me laugh and then it makes me cry, because I'm a Moon Knight fan
"X-men: Days of future pants"
X-Men: A-Pant-alypse
@Dan Manno Pants-Men Origins: Pantsorine
The worst part was Quicksilver never telling Magento he was his son
Who the heck Is Magento ?
@@lilwerner1518 Blues Clues has gotten super progressive these days, hasn't it?
Who? The police? We killed apocalypse. Hahahah
Uhh we're here to serve you a warrant, Professor..
Always nice to see Mike this happy.
Charles: you've killed HUNDREDS if not THOUSANDS of people, Erik. You must be stopped.
Magneto: Sorry about that old chap. I was a bit chuffed at the moment.
Charles: Carry on then.
Magneto: Hmm. Indeed. Until next time Charles. Good tidings old chap.
Charles: yes. Quite. Cheerio.
Chuffed means pleased or happy though
they say that syndicates of wizards have arranged a boycott of imperial goods, in the land of the altmer
So was Apocalypse supposed to be a villain in this? Sure, he did kill a few factory workers but he did rid the entire world of ALL nuclear weapons. Have the combined efforts of all the X-men in all the movies ever amounted to something so heroic and praiseworthy?
Superman rids the world of a nuclear weapons in Superman 4 and that was a good thing so maybe Apocalypse is just a Christopher Reeves fan.
@@ewok0075 can't wait for Apocalypse to end up in a wheelchair.
"schlock clown." Goddamn, Mike is a savage
Can we just spare a moment to appreciate Mike's comedy genius, and how much better Apocalypse would've been had "My House" by Flo Ride actually started playing after Xavier said, "Welcome to MY house, BITCH!"
I'm right with Mike on this one. I feel like they made this movie just for me and I absolutely loved it's schlock and goofy fun mixed with these wonderful dramatic beats. So excellent and so much fun!
wow Mike seems much more well informed in comics
he's a fucking nerd that's why
he probably just watched a lot of the xmen cartoon in the 80s
90's
*his 80s
RLM literally predicted Infinity War's ending. What the fuck. 😂
I wanted the movie to end like 30 minutes in
Same here. So fucking boring!
Thank you; this thing was a mess, and made very little sense
***** It really is, i've been trying to decide if BvS is better or worse; some of the dialogue options....
mnbc989 I still think BvS is worse. Not by much though. Both are complete shit!
Steffen Pabst Yeah
"Days of future pants wipes the slate clean." Those pants were so dirty, whole plotlines were replaced
I think the jab at 3rd movies sucking was also as this was the 3rd in the new reboot series.
I like the X-Men films more than the MCU films. They just make more of an impression on me. They're either memorably good, or memorably schlocky.
I watch MCU films and usually find them well done and competently acted and put together. But there's always this underlying sense of "I feel satisfied with this product I've paid for. And now I'm ready to be apathetic towards it and never think about it again." Like a plastic disposable spoon made in China.
The only exceptions are probably Iron Man 1 and Guardians of the Galaxy. They felt like they actually had a soul.
Jay thought the Auswitz scene at the beginning of X-men was tasteless?!?
Really?
Because that well executed scene, showed me that this individual Erik Lehnsherr is given a heroic right to be a bastard.
It's key to not only Magneto's character, but the moral dilemma of... the entire X-Men universe. That bit had me scratching my head too... like, no Jay, it's not Schindler's list but they're not making it farcical or squeaky clean.
Its also supports the idea that victims of tragedy bread more tragedy. Its a chain reaction
There's no subtilty to it. The exact same effect could be achieved by showing numbers tattooed on his arm.
Instead they show a crying child being separated from his mother by literal Nazis. It sets a really weird tone. Plus it's emotionally manipulative. That scene exists entirely to make you care about Magneto as a person, something that Ian McKellen and Patrick Stewart accomplish in their first scene together.
jesus christ that reaction to Jays joke about canadian wolverine is just perfect I love you Mike
It’s straight out of space cop
I don't understand how anyone could watch this movie and not know what Apocalypse's motivation was. He was an ancient god worshiped by the known world of humans, he saw it as mutants ruling humans. He wakes up, watches some TV, and realizes what he has been missing for all these centuries. He wants to cleanse the world of tasteless humans, and take it back for mutants. Being able to control everyone's mind would make it even easier to do so, and then achieve his real goal of merging Shaquille O'neal with Wolverine's mutation, so he can have an everlasting supply of succulent juicy Shaq meat. The scene after the credits goes on to confirm this, as the Essex corporation is funded by an industry of juicy Shaq meat sales, which funds Mr. Sinister's research. You guys really should bring in Rich on these comic book movies, because neither of you seem to understand them. He can set you straight.
this got me so much
I love watching old stuff and finding connections. Mike asks what's next, after Apocalypse wipes out the people? He sits, sips a drink and watches the sunset? Flash forward and that's LITERALLY what Thanos does.
That moment at the end when Jay is finally noticed by Stoklasa-Senpai.
12:45 That's actually canon - one of the side-effects of Mystique's mutant ability as a shapeshifter is that her cells can generate and regenerate themselves at will, which theoretically, could allow her to live forever, provided she doesn't get killed first. She's commented that she's at least a century old in the comics.
what was ironic for me about that jab at xmen 3, was that this was the worst of the last 3 x men movies
I thought the same thing. I said out loud during the movie, "Hey! Spot on Jean."
***** i thought that at first, but x men three was the one not directed by brian singer
Yes we got it already.
X3 is better than DOFP and apparently this too, so that's why it's ironic. A decent enough film, flawed and vastly inferior to its predecessor as it may be, is better than two empty nothings.
Except X-Men Apocalypse is a much better movie than shitty X3... it goes DOFP > First Class > X2 > Apocalypse > X1 > X3
"That, uh, Everything Wrong With is gonna have a field day with this one."
LULZ
LOLEZ
Cartoon Apocalpse is too good to be matched.
That voice acting is pretty great
I just left the theater... I feel like this review will be better than the movie
This movie is balls. I'm shocked Mike like this.
when they made a jab at the third movie in the trilogy, I thought they were saying that for this movie as well, because it's apart of it's own new X-Men trilogy.
Like Bryan Singer knew the studios forced him to make an overpopulated character schlock, and didn't care the entire way XD
That’s kinda what happened.
Particle Effects: The Movie! With special guest director Tommy Wiseau for Oscar Isaac's scenes (the Wiseau joke came from BirthMoviesDeath's review of X:Men: Apocalypse. Credit where credit is due.).
+Victor Kruger It's like poetry, it rhymes.
What am I missing with this Wiseau joke?
Why would the Auschwitz scene be tasteless? It was excellent exposition for Magneto and the lessons he learned directly influenced his actions in the movie.
Is this replacing RE:View???
This would never replace Re:View. Their channel was built off of that show.
No. It's replacing the Grabowskis.
I smell a dank new meme.
I'm always bummed when I remember the Grabowskis is never coming back.
+Justin Smith Do you not get the joke?
I can't believe Jay liked the scene with magneto's family. Their deaths were slapstick
When IS your next review? I mean, come on.
I have inside information. It's coming out tomorrow. For real.
+Graham Richardson inside information .. Oh god
The accent would be on the word IS.
You didn't hear? It comes out tomorrow.
stfuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
They desperately needed Rich and what's-his-face to teach them about X-Men a little.
that jeff
Rich said that he never watched this movie in their Justice League review
i want a scientist man explains x men apocalypse
Scientist Man explaining anything would be great.
Mike enjoying this more than Civil War will forever be a source of pain for me
X-men: Days of Future Pants.
That ending.. god- I love seeing you guys break character when you get laughing.
Mr Plinkett needs to pay off his Student Loans before giving us a review, And don't give me that "he didn't go to school" bs, if he can send you Pizza rolls through a webzone, he definetly has at least a bachelors degree
He got a degree in textiles.
he never sent me my fucking pizza roll, the hack fraud.
I'm surprised they called the woods scene with Magneto a good scene. I was stifling laughter. Why the fuck was that guy holding a half-cocked bow? He literally got distracted by a bird and shot two people like 50 feet away, leading to Magneto yelling at the sky like Calculon or something
It was so, so stupid
agreed.
Not to mention they introduced a family and killed a family in 10 min? Just to show up he doesn't trust people... something we knew at the end of the last movie? Yeah I was laughing at that scene as well, I'm not sure any scene was pulled off.
It seemed rather unlikely he could accidentally shoot two people of completely different heights through the heart simultaneously with a half cocked bow because they happened to be in the exact right position while he was looking at a bird.
This movie was so shlocky.
you people have no hearts... I understand it was rushed but it was still tragic and fassbenders performance in that scene was heartbreaking
I feel reassured that I'm not the only one thinking out how retarded that accidental double arrow killing is.. yet most of the reviewers claim that it's a really good scene!
Oh dear. Looks like my suicide is postponed for 37 minutes
...
seek help aka the last 109 episodes
Come on guys, Patrick Stewart was in Dune!
@@PeterParker-yg6fc Wow buddy. r/woosh
The joke is on Star Trek, not Dune
I actually had a better time with this than Civil War, Civil War was enjoyable, but this was schlocky fun
Jennifer Lawrence was the worst part
The puns in this were great
*****
Then you have terrible taste. Do you like Bieber more than the Beatles too?
You compared Civil War to the Beatles ? Dude, you know that movies existed before the superhero movie craze right ?
Lol Everyone else gets armor and enhanced powers from apocalipse, what does Olivia Munn get? a latex leotard! I would call HR
In this episode of half in the bag, mike has a sinus infection
When will be the next Mr Plinkett review? He's incredibly insightful and entertaining.
I can't believe anyone could find this more entertaining than Civil War.
9:08 Mike totally blew it.
"Olivia Munn, more like Olivia Munn-dane"
I can’t believe it’s been 6 years since this deuce dropped. Time flies
I unironically love this film. It's a cracking good romp. I wasn't expecting anything beyond what it delivered.
@17:43 "Charles you can put Magneto in a coma for the rest of his life". I wonder why Batman doesn't do the same thing to his enemies. Or at the very least paralyze all of them, if he's THAT insistent on not killing anyone.
"Schlock clown"
That genuinely had me laughing out loud.
15:30 - 15:49 Red Letter Media predict the end of Infinity War with Thanos years before release
16:40 ANSWER: *SPOILERS* Apocalypse's motivation makes sense to me. Apocalypse believes he is a God, one who should be worshiped. Xavier even says this in the opening monologue. Apocalypse was going to enact his plan regardless of whether or not he met Charles. But once he did, he knew he could then assimilate Charles' powers and truly rule the minds of every being on Earth. Mike is correct at 27:00.
the entire scene with Stryker and alkaline lake was so pointless
it came out of nowhere. It was just setup for the next movie i bet.
or how about the fact that jean grey helped logan escape when she was young? that's some dumb unnecessary retconning. and a bit creepy too. 50 year old man falling in love with a teen girl lol wtf
+Who Dat Ninja yeah I know lol. and then the post credit scene with Logans blood and the Essex Corp. half of this movie was for the wolverine solo film
***** Wolverine is older yeah but Jackman is almost 50.
From a story standpoint, it definitely lacked a point. But they needed to have Wolverine in there somehow. Anyway, I seriously hated this movie.
Than.
Wouldn't the first mutant be one of the weakest or least special? Since mutations and evolution take place over time, why would the first be the strongest and bestest? It's not like designing prototypes. There's been all this time for newer, stronger mutations since the first one.
VictorKane115 Apocalypse isn't naturally the most powerful. He's been exposed to technology from another race that makes him a powerful being who tries to help further the evolution of mutants,who they have been expiermenting on. But the writers decided not to add any of that to the story,even though they show him with the advanced technology.
well its also a movie about people who mutate superpower of such diffrent range even when they are on the same generation
Yeaaaahhh...that kinda makes a loooot of sense....too much sense. :(