Half in the Bag Episode 59: The Wolverine vs. X-Men Origins: Wolverine

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  • @I-am-not-good-at-this-game
    @I-am-not-good-at-this-game 5 лет назад +513

    I'm from Ann Arbor. Thanks for visiting our library! Please return the DVD so I can check it out.

    • @hanumaniam
      @hanumaniam Год назад +13

      Think of the fees

    • @Big_Finger_Jim
      @Big_Finger_Jim Год назад

      Ann Arbor? More like…
      STANK FARTER. YOU’RE LIBRARY SUCKS AND I HOPE ALL YOUR DVDS GET SCRATCHED UP.

    • @427max
      @427max 8 месяцев назад +4

      Just be happy you don’t get charged for the re wind charge for vhs

    • @johng6565
      @johng6565 3 месяца назад +2

      @427max Ah yes, the good old days. And running to the drop box moments before the video store closes. Or trying to get a peak into the adult section as a teen. The memories. I actually genuinely miss video stores

    • @ScooterDoge
      @ScooterDoge 3 месяца назад +1

      Ann Arbor here.

  • @drebbmebben5322
    @drebbmebben5322 8 лет назад +445

    "Oh... Logan. I see you're..... at the airport...."

    • @BenDiPaolo
      @BenDiPaolo 3 года назад +26

      Magneto's classic catchphrase

    • @tarman47
      @tarman47 6 месяцев назад +6

      I don’t think he’s going to make it past that metal detector…

  • @Horzuhammer
    @Horzuhammer 6 лет назад +186

    Wolverine is played by Gene Hackman. I don't know how anyone can forget that.

    • @tylerdordon99
      @tylerdordon99 Год назад +5

      Hack Geneman and Jack Hughman.

    • @Vario69
      @Vario69 3 месяца назад

      Hene Gackman

    • @crossface-qz4dm
      @crossface-qz4dm 3 месяца назад

      @@tylerdordon99 This gave me a stroke reading it XD

  • @MetallicOpeth
    @MetallicOpeth 7 лет назад +554

    Jay: I don't need to see anymore Wolverine movies...certainly
    **sees Logan
    Jay: I loved this movie

    • @turtleanton6539
      @turtleanton6539 5 лет назад +69

      Well it subverted expectations by being good.

    • @narcspector
      @narcspector 3 года назад +6

      I mean... That echoes the sentiments of every X-Men / Marvel / Comicbook / whatever Film Fan at the time of THE Wolverine, and then by the time Logan came around it was like "OK we need a really good send off for the character, and one that's only quasi-connected to the ridiculous X-Men Film Franchise. I don't mind The Wolverine, but I hated Origins- LOGAN is a fuckin work of _ART._

  • @nathancardenas2719
    @nathancardenas2719 Год назад +230

    For those of you on a rlm binge, yes. This is the episode where Jay wakes up and decided to become a microchad

    • @miseryfell6417
      @miseryfell6417 Год назад +54

      I was literally trying to narrow down where exactly Jay transforms into a tiny handsome man and hoping someone else noted it in the comments

    • @supersupersomething
      @supersupersomething Год назад +5

      Read my mind.

    • @rachelblake2350
      @rachelblake2350 Год назад +33

      He somehow went from looking like a Futurama character to being kinda hot. This is the turning point.

    • @BlueBoy0
      @BlueBoy0 11 месяцев назад +10

      Micro?

    • @audiosurfarchive
      @audiosurfarchive 7 месяцев назад +4

      nah he's a gigachad

  • @TheEndKing
    @TheEndKing 10 лет назад +222

    I think the best part of this entire review was that Magneto impression, because I can picture Magneto just not thinking of anything clever to say, and stumbling for words.

    • @garretmontgomery186
      @garretmontgomery186 7 лет назад +2

      ,

    • @NickJarmusz
      @NickJarmusz 3 года назад

      ,

    • @Brainpop100
      @Brainpop100 3 года назад

      ,

    • @narcspector
      @narcspector 3 года назад +10

      "OOhhHhh... LoOHgan.... I see... you're....
      ... at the AIRPORT" *[Jay & I make the same noise, in sync]* 🤣😂
      100% the hardest I've laughed during a Half in the Bag "rerun" this week.

  • @percygryce722
    @percygryce722 9 лет назад +432

    Mike's forgetting Hugh Jackman's name is a top-10 RLM moment. Always cracks me up.

    • @percygryce722
      @percygryce722 9 лет назад +43

      Maximiliano Ríos Vera Memory loss caused by alcoholism-induced brain damage is always funny.

    • @percygryce722
      @percygryce722 8 лет назад +35

      Max, you're bringing me down. The only reason I'm an RLM fan is to f*** the pain away.

    • @Gryffilion
      @Gryffilion 6 лет назад +4

      Does it rank above or below Rich Evans explaining Double Down and breaking his soul in the process?

    • @JaydevRaol
      @JaydevRaol 3 года назад

      😂

    • @ellieravines1614
      @ellieravines1614 3 года назад

      Anyone got a time stamp?

  • @barbadook5331
    @barbadook5331 9 лет назад +717

    Danny Devito should be next Wolverine. Just let him go at it one time, couldn't really hurt anything.
    I just want to see him in the yellow/blue suit with his side hair gelled up. It sounds like something someone would say for a joke, but I've genuinely wanted this for years... Years.
    Just once would I like to see him waddle up to a bar stool, take 4 minutes crawling up to the top and call the bartender "Bub".

    • @elinbrood7697
      @elinbrood7697 7 лет назад +42

      Barba Dook Danny DeVito and Nicolas Cage should just be in every movie

    • @thevideosinc
      @thevideosinc 7 лет назад +15

      i read that whole comment in his voice

    • @cheetahEAR
      @cheetahEAR 6 лет назад +16

      "Back off bitch!!"

    • @CaptWesStarwind
      @CaptWesStarwind 5 лет назад +11

      That will probably the What If? movie.

    • @EdwardEstacado
      @EdwardEstacado 5 лет назад +3

      Fuck yes

  • @Razzy1312
    @Razzy1312 8 лет назад +465

    The opening sequence to X-men Origins would have made a better film than both.

    • @charleynewman5057
      @charleynewman5057 7 лет назад +90

      I said the same thing. You watch the first 5 minutes of that movie, and you're like this movie is gonna be awesome, then the movie starts.

    • @wolfiethebumpireslyr
      @wolfiethebumpireslyr 7 лет назад +25

      Charley Newman then you saw the film..... oh

    • @johnnycoleslaw3773
      @johnnycoleslaw3773 6 лет назад +13

      I've mulled over this comment for the last 4 years. Daily. Sometimes twice a day. I still can't bring myself to agree with you.

    • @WeBreakItAllDownRightHere
      @WeBreakItAllDownRightHere 5 лет назад +1

      There's a lot to like in those movies despite origins being overall poor and wolverine having serious pacing issues

    • @jordanthomas4379
      @jordanthomas4379 5 лет назад +10

      Razzy1312 very true, the opening montage at the beginning of Origins should have been stretched out into a feature length film, it would have been great.

  • @SeaTac411
    @SeaTac411 6 лет назад +41

    3:00 I don't know if anyone else has pointed out that the University of Michigan is located in Ann Arbor and their mascot is the Wolverines :)

  • @joshjacques1701
    @joshjacques1701 9 лет назад +706

    I genuinely had to google Meg Ryan to find out if she had died.

    • @Spaceodin0
      @Spaceodin0 9 лет назад +42

      +Josh Jacques I did the same, mostly I was hopeful

    • @timothywilliams594
      @timothywilliams594 8 лет назад +34

      +casey trelka Get out more

    • @WatrDragn
      @WatrDragn 8 лет назад +16

      Who would you rather bone, Meg Ryan or Jack Nicholson?

    • @Spaceodin0
      @Spaceodin0 8 лет назад +42

      WatrDragn
      Meg Ryan would be a dead fish but Nicholson would be emotionally distant.

    • @WatrDragn
      @WatrDragn 8 лет назад +10

      casey trelka But haven't you always wanted to "dance with the devil in the pale moonlight"?

  • @AgentPothead
    @AgentPothead 2 года назад +106

    Somebody else probably already hit on this, but the reason wolverine fights up on that rim of what appears to be a cooling tower, is precisely because that version of Deadpool is teleporting around. On the ground in an open area, wolverine would have to worry about being attacked from all 360 degrees around him in a circle. Since Deadpool only seems to be able to teleport above solid ground, by moving the fight to the rim wolverine's lowered the amount of area he has to worry about. He's basically turned a 3D fight like Battle Arena Toshinden into a 2D fight like Street Fighter II.

    • @Trendyflute
      @Trendyflute 2 года назад +17

      Yeah, it really doesn't work because it just gives Wolverine less places to go and more chances to fall a great height while giving laser eyes a better chance to shoot him with laser eyes.

    • @EvilMAiq
      @EvilMAiq 2 года назад +18

      This is the first time I have ever seen anyone reference Battle Arena Toshinden for anything. Ever.

    • @AgentPothead
      @AgentPothead 2 года назад +3

      @@EvilMAiq It gets no respect at all for being the first true 3D fighter.

    • @TheTGOAC
      @TheTGOAC Год назад +13

      Listen here, nerd. you make a good point.

    • @johndiddilyjoe6258
      @johndiddilyjoe6258 Год назад +5

      Except deadpool just teleported around them both anyways? It was a fight there because it's a dumb movie 😂

  • @jamiekay7049
    @jamiekay7049 5 лет назад +540

    The episode when Jay became hot.

    • @chriscueva1866
      @chriscueva1866 4 года назад +44

      It's like night and day

    • @fartdarthdarthfarter6129
      @fartdarthdarthfarter6129 4 года назад +70

      Our gorgeous tiny prince

    • @zachschrad4713
      @zachschrad4713 4 года назад +41

      My wife and I have been trying to put a finger on exactly what it is. Is it the hair? The beard? Did he lose some weight in his face? Did he do something to his teeth? Whatever it is it worked for him.

    • @jamiekay7049
      @jamiekay7049 4 года назад +17

      @@zachschrad4713 all of the above I do believe!

    • @jamiekay7049
      @jamiekay7049 4 года назад +1

      @@serenacelestine same!!!!

  • @maxpropayne3853
    @maxpropayne3853 9 лет назад +350

    Irate Gamer has lost his goddamn mind. He actually believes that he can communicate with ghosts in his bathroom.

    • @DouchebagAssholeify
      @DouchebagAssholeify 9 лет назад +39

      Yeah, didn't he also try to make some retarded Ghost Hunters TV-show at one point?

    • @Bakedbam
      @Bakedbam 9 лет назад +42

      Max ProPayne 3 is Irategamer the reviewer thats showed in this video that talked about how good x-men movie was?

    • @F00dTube
      @F00dTube 9 лет назад +1

      Max ProPayne 3 Wow really, all that huh?

    • @aydarnabiev6252
      @aydarnabiev6252 9 лет назад +1

      Did he ever have one?

    • @xavieridwal257
      @xavieridwal257 9 лет назад +5

      Max ProPayne 3 Is it still cool to make fun of Irate Gamer?

  • @kr1spness
    @kr1spness 5 лет назад +36

    The problem with Wolverine is the plot made perfect sense and for some reason instead of just having the old man take some of Wolverine's cells to heal himself and use his katana skills to fight Wolverine, they needed a giant robot.

    • @citypopradioFM
      @citypopradioFM 18 дней назад

      That would make sense and stay straightforward but someone was convinced that a movie with Wolverine in Japan automatically necessitates putting Silver Samurai in it even though it's not Silver Samurai anyway.

  • @ianthorpe1925
    @ianthorpe1925 4 года назад +19

    I disagree on X Men kicking off the "new wave" super hero genre. People forget about Blade(which IS a Marvel property). In my opinion, that was the first well put together live action Marvel property.

  • @percygryce722
    @percygryce722 9 лет назад +394

    There's Jay reading the VCR repair manual I sent in. I forgot about that. I should get a credit as the goddamn prop master for HITB.

    • @percygryce722
      @percygryce722 9 лет назад +30

      TheBlarggle Exactly. Finally, someone who gets my point!

    • @percygryce722
      @percygryce722 9 лет назад +22

      Do I know you?

    • @CERTAIND00M
      @CERTAIND00M 9 лет назад +56

      Yeah, no one believes you know how to mail things to Milwaukee! Stop spreading such obvious lies!

    • @Nygaard2
      @Nygaard2 6 лет назад +36

      Joel Farrelly Yeah! Milwaukee is just the Red Letter Media version of Gotham, not a real place. What I really like is how they invented the accent, good world building!

    • @flavourlessjosephus2910
      @flavourlessjosephus2910 6 лет назад +15

      @@Nygaard2 They went a little overboard setting up the back story for their Slender Man review though.

  • @profilenamehello
    @profilenamehello 11 лет назад +145

    'Fuck this I'm going home" is not even close to what Wolverine would have done in that situation.
    Wolverine, as a character, never walks away from a young, cute girl in need. In the first movie he felt protective over runaway Rogue despite owing her absolutely nothing and knowing her for less than a minute. In the comics he's fiercely protective of Kitty Pryde, Jubilee, Hisako and pretty much any teenaged through young adult woman who crosses his path. It's almost a running joke in comics that Wolverine is a major sucker for a girl with a problem.

    • @spacedoubt15
      @spacedoubt15 11 лет назад +28

      Rosscifer He kills 20 Yakusa that are trying to kill the daughter of an old friend, whose dad only died like 2 days ago. It's really not that hard to follow his motivations (up to that point at least.)

    • @LiamJSmart
      @LiamJSmart 2 года назад

      He’s also pretty rapey to Jean grey in some of the comics I can source it later

  • @Lucifers-Stepdad
    @Lucifers-Stepdad 9 лет назад +45

    I know this was YEARS ago but the old man can't put adamantium on his bones because that would kill him. It only worked on Wolverine because of his healing. It constantly fucks him up and he constantly gets over it.
    The reason he uses adamantium is because it's the strongest thing to make a suit out of and therefore clearly the best choice.

    • @narcspector
      @narcspector 3 года назад +4

      OK good someone talking about this do I don't have to make a new 2021 comment (showing what a loser I am for watching 10 year old RLMs on a Saturday night, and I'm not even an incel). Anyway, I also wanted to address Mike not understanding what the Adamantium "Suit that looks like a Samurai" was about; idk what comic this is apparently (??) inspired by (I'd love to know), but there is an X-Men character in the comics and extended media called SILVER SAMURAI, and he's existed for a long damn time. This was clearly not how he was portrayed in the comics, and they shoehorned him into this film for the reasons you just said. Additionally, I remember 2013 as a relatively chill period as far as angry Twitter mobs ripping movies apart; or RUclips channels getting as much attention as they do now). Studios could get away with "MEMBER BERRIES" in comicbook movies, and no one really gave a shit. Like Jay has said, the Force Awakens and other subsequent formulaic reboots (Ghostbusters Afterlife / 2016, X-Men Dark Phoenix) really started the whole "APPALLED MAN CHILDREN SENDING DEATH THREATS" bullshit. At least I don't remember it happening until closer to 2016. That'd be a fun documentary; "Major Blockbuster Reboots & How They Were Received," because shit like Total Recall got basically no response from anyone except "MEH" when it came out. If they tried that NOW, people would be freaking the hell out online, I guarantee it. Same with ROBOCOP!!

    • @Lucifers-Stepdad
      @Lucifers-Stepdad 3 года назад +1

      @@narcspector hey man. I'm here, you matter, and I read this 6 years let lol.

    • @HonouraryMember
      @HonouraryMember 2 года назад

      Glad you are still here 🤗 Now the X-men is going MCU. Probably not linked to old X-Men universe. Hopefully we get to see some good serious action movies for next couple of decades.

    • @Lucifers-Stepdad
      @Lucifers-Stepdad 2 года назад

      @@HonouraryMember I will never leave and I will never watch the mcu lmao

    • @noone3216
      @noone3216 Год назад

      ​@@narcspectorhey man, I just made a 2023 comment about how he doesn't have "claw holes" to drill into, just constantly cutting open between his knuckles when they extend and healing when they retract.

  • @cgdimension
    @cgdimension 3 года назад +44

    I remember seeing the leaked origins that had incomplete fx, so funny

    • @leafan101
      @leafan101 4 месяца назад +3

      That was so early in my pre-teen pirating days I thought that was normal and was confused when I couldn't find the next Harry Potter (I think half blood prince one) before it was released.

    • @paulj6805
      @paulj6805 3 месяца назад +1

      YES! Omg I forgot that somehow someone got that bootleg version DVD on a school field trip and we watched it on the bus. It was so bad hahaha

  • @Dilaudnum
    @Dilaudnum 11 лет назад +10

    I look forward to these shows way too much. I absolutely love that they have put plinkett on the back burner, and now focus entirely on this show. Because this is just awesome.
    I couldn't be happier with these reviews.
    Great show

  • @cngo1995
    @cngo1995 11 лет назад +36

    My favorite scene in Xmen origins wolverine is when Logan is running through the corridor with all the cells and is slashing open the locks in a slow motion run, not because it looks cool it looks awful in fact. But I like to imagine that I'm one of the people in the cells and this guy just runs through screaming at the top of his lungs through the hall in front of my cell slashing up the locks.....that to me is hilarious

  • @lqcrow
    @lqcrow 8 лет назад +97

    Two minutes later I'm still laughing about the old lady huffing Mr. Clean.

  • @OttoTorrens
    @OttoTorrens 9 лет назад +63

    The Wolverine character is a protective and 'nice guy' he just comes off as a loner douche bag cause he avoids other people so he won't have to worry about losing them.

  • @milton7763
    @milton7763 3 года назад +68

    “I don’t need to see anymore Wolverine movies, certainly”
    - Jay -
    Let’s go see what he thought of Logan

    • @nubworthycigars6682
      @nubworthycigars6682 3 года назад +5

      Logan is a film that happens to have a character who is also Wolverine.. but I’d personally say it’s a stretch calling it a Wolverine movie. I grew up watching 5 of those movies and even continued watching them after the overall disappointing x3 and origins. Logan’s a great film and you could have called him Joe and given him knife hands instead, and it would still be great.. I don’t think one could say the same thing about the others. You may or may not enjoy them, and it’s all opinion.. it’s just hard to imagine someone who appreciates cinema would look at the first 5 Wolverine films and say “these are great as films and you could take X-men and Wolverine out and replace the characters with legally distinct versions and they are just as great.” I just don’t buy that concept.

    • @metalbrainmextrememetalent6810
      @metalbrainmextrememetalent6810 3 года назад +6

      @@nubworthycigars6682 making the main Wolverine adds a lot of depth to the character. It wouldn’t be the same if was some guy named Joe. Wolverine probably has one of the best back stories in comic book history.

  • @Hieratic_Manny
    @Hieratic_Manny 6 лет назад +14

    My god, I watched the x-men origins wolverine when I was in middle school and I remember loving it. I never knew how goofy it actually is

  • @TheWuCepticon1981
    @TheWuCepticon1981 8 лет назад +406

    Will.I.Act LMAO

  • @PlanetSulfur
    @PlanetSulfur 10 лет назад +61

    this is easily one of the best HITB episodes.

  • @cheatsheet3325
    @cheatsheet3325 3 месяца назад +14

    Mike pitches The Batman (around minute 19) then refuses to watch it.

  • @AlejandroSilva-mr7yy
    @AlejandroSilva-mr7yy 4 года назад +38

    "if you haven't seen the movie... Its been out for a few weeks it's your problems"
    6 years later and I haven't watched the full trailer

    • @JaydevRaol
      @JaydevRaol 3 года назад +1

      😅

    • @noone3216
      @noone3216 Год назад +1

      2023 and I just learned that the wolverine movie even existed lol. This whole time whenever anyone mentioned "the wolverine movie", I thought they were referring to origins

  • @dyveira
    @dyveira 4 года назад +37

    I don't mind the X-Men movies tending to be about Wolverine because Hugh Jackman was more entertaining to watch than pretty much all the other actors except Patrick Stewart/Ian McKellen. Most of the recurring actors weren't really that great, especially Halle Berry.

  • @MnemonicMedia
    @MnemonicMedia 8 лет назад +51

    I lost my shit when he said "Will.i.act.". LMFAO!!

  • @YungM.D.
    @YungM.D. 8 лет назад +76

    I actually thought Liev Schreiber was a good choice for Sabretooth and I hope he appears in the upcoming final Wolverine film

    • @broccoliboye3096
      @broccoliboye3096 7 лет назад +15

      Young M The only reference to Sabertooth in ‘Logan’ was in a deleted scene.

    • @djangofett4879
      @djangofett4879 3 года назад +6

      liev schreiber was fine, but the movie is unwatchable

  • @Hermy1138
    @Hermy1138 8 лет назад +26

    "The Great Gatsben" cracked me up so hard!!

  • @djangofett4879
    @djangofett4879 3 года назад +7

    The bullet train scene was just plain awesome and hilarious at the same time.

  • @egeusz
    @egeusz 3 месяца назад +5

    wild watching this in 2024

  • @StrawberrySoaps
    @StrawberrySoaps 9 лет назад +45

    I'm not a fan of your analogy. Star Wars: Return of the Jedi is about a million times better than X-Men 3: The Last Stand.

    • @Alecmiester
      @Alecmiester 9 лет назад +14

      +Gaming Greats Jedi was most definitely not a pointless film lol. Although I do agree with the teddy bear & merchandise shit.

    • @Rantsnrambles808
      @Rantsnrambles808 9 лет назад

      The woks did take its toll on my heart over the years tho

  • @alicegull7564
    @alicegull7564 10 лет назад +50

    Oh, but "First Class" was such a good movie! The effects were bad, but the plot and characters were great!

    • @92brunod
      @92brunod 4 года назад +1

      only Xavier and Magneto were great, and they were. The rest is pretty bad

    • @citypopradioFM
      @citypopradioFM 18 дней назад

      It was merely okay. The bar was very low after X-Men 3 and the first Wolverine flick. Like someone commented above, Magneto and Xavier were the saving graces.

  • @alicegull7564
    @alicegull7564 10 лет назад +51

    "X2" is the best X-Men movie, with the possible exception of "Days of Future Past."

    • @MrOnomatopoiea
      @MrOnomatopoiea 10 лет назад +16

      First Class is my favorite X-Men movie by far because it acts as an origin story for Magneto and depicts him as an absolute badass! And the music (especially Magneto's theme) in it is quite sublime!

    • @alicegull7564
      @alicegull7564 10 лет назад +4

      MrOnomatopoiea
      Yes, I love First Class as well. Really, I love all the movies in which they do a good job with Magneto!

    • @epicus-zz6dw
      @epicus-zz6dw 6 лет назад +4

      Logan is the best, not by alot, but it still is, my reasoning? Watch the movie

    • @help4343
      @help4343 6 лет назад +7

      You know that you are responding to a comment made years before Logan, right?

    • @92brunod
      @92brunod 4 года назад

      @@MrOnomatopoiea First Class is only good when it's about Magneto and Xavier, all the rest is pretty bad, but when it's good, it's great

  • @Ishmaille
    @Ishmaille 11 лет назад +4

    Professor Xavier being alive was actually explained in the post-credits scene of one of the X-Men movies (3 I think?). Anyway, the film briefly shows him talking about the ethics of treating a brain-dead man somewhere in the middle. After the credits it shows that he's transferred his mind into that man's body, which makes some sense, given his powers.
    I'm amazed by how many people seem to have no idea that this scene exists.

  • @hjelsethak
    @hjelsethak 3 месяца назад +9

    So young, so full of life...

  • @RattKanVids
    @RattKanVids 11 лет назад +65

    I thought the later part of the movie was where it started to loose me. I remember thinking "Please go back to where you were a caveman fighting bear killers in bars." I found that much more entertaining.

    • @ekoms108
      @ekoms108 6 лет назад +1

      RattKanVids yeah me too

  • @HauntingHypatiasShelves
    @HauntingHypatiasShelves 5 лет назад +16

    3:19 - As a librarian, I can tell you we get plenty of drunks. 😅😅😅

  • @frankiehands
    @frankiehands Год назад +19

    I feel like Mike liking a movie or not depends on what mood he is in when he is watching it. The same reason he hates one movie, is the same exact reason he loves another one.

    • @Xetelian
      @Xetelian 10 месяцев назад +2

      Well yeah, it is a subjective experience, no one is perfect, there are no parameters and trials and science involved.

  • @cmiley647
    @cmiley647 10 лет назад +57

    What they did to deadpool is unforgivable and I'm not a fan of the comics

    • @jakeguy6050
      @jakeguy6050 3 года назад +5

      I dont know, i kind of like a movie with ryan reynolds where ryan reynolds doesnt talk

  • @BlackBeWhite2k7
    @BlackBeWhite2k7 11 лет назад +4

    It will never cease to amaze and baffle me as to How Chris Bores ever managed to amass any following.

  • @Spaceodin0
    @Spaceodin0 9 лет назад +116

    They called the Days of Futures Past being about Wolverine

    • @CarEdy23
      @CarEdy23 9 лет назад +1

      +casey trelka it had been announced previously i think

    • @Spaceodin0
      @Spaceodin0 8 лет назад

      *****
      Of course they stole the show, but Fox is still pushing Wolverine hard. They could have made Kitty go back.
      Actually, I think I would have enjoyed seeing that.

    • @B-dawg-mc6hm
      @B-dawg-mc6hm 7 лет назад +2

      casey trelka
      Go back to what. Kitty Pride wasn't alive during the past segments of Days of Future Past! It had to be Logan also because his mind could heal and going back so far would destroy a normal mind. At least those are the excuses the movie tells us!

    • @Noobie2k7
      @Noobie2k7 6 лет назад +2

      Should have sent back Xavier. Have him act as a sort of spooky ghost character inside the mind of young Xavier. I mean Mystique must be around the same age as Xavier and Magneto too, that's what i don't get really.

    • @Noobie2k7
      @Noobie2k7 6 лет назад

      Days of Future Past was a terrible movie from a plot standpoint, so many plotholes. I feel the First Class trilogy should have just been a complete reboot, ignoring anything and everything from the movies before it.

  • @phatman2080
    @phatman2080 11 лет назад +1

    These reviews are insightful, and hilarious! Keep up the great work guys

  • @grantmalone
    @grantmalone 9 лет назад +16

    Totally agree with Mike. The Wolverine was utterly lacking in any motivation for the character and so completely boring after the first act. The only plot points were the long awaited reveals of information about who was doing what and why, which is an incredibly undramatic way to sustain the bulk of a film. You just spend your time wondering why you should care about anything that anyone is doing. Origins, as crappy as it was, at least attempted to create a character arc you could empathise with.

    • @El_oh7199
      @El_oh7199 7 лет назад +1

      greyztone The Wolverine is way better than Origins. Logan is haunted by his actions and he kinda wants to die. He finds his purpose by helping people who need his help

    • @92brunod
      @92brunod 4 года назад +1

      @@El_oh7199 and yet it makes me feel nothing and turns into garbage at the end. I'd rather watch a movie that knows what it is rather than a pretentious one that doesn't know what to do with their characters.

  • @olotocolo
    @olotocolo 4 года назад +14

    Absolutely noone will care, but: In Origins he decides to fight on top of that circular chimney exactly because of the teleportarion ability. On that narrow edge, they can be attacked form only one side. Fighting in the open would be really stupid

    • @TheElectricMayhem
      @TheElectricMayhem 3 года назад +1

      You just fixed the movie for me. Thank you, stranger

  • @metalheadhobo1
    @metalheadhobo1 4 месяца назад +4

    Man i remember watching this when it was uploaded, right around when I enlisted. Here i am 10 years later watching it again in the barracks.

  • @marshalmathers5669
    @marshalmathers5669 8 лет назад +7

    Good ol' Brett Ratner! I'm amazed he didn't find a way to get Chris Tucker in X-Men 3.

  • @Mechonomist
    @Mechonomist 7 лет назад +6

    I actually spent a good chunk of my childhood at the Ann Arbor district library!!

  • @BigPidge
    @BigPidge 10 лет назад +15

    Theodore Miller, oh my god.....

  • @Omenshaper
    @Omenshaper 10 лет назад +14

    That critic who liked Xmen Origins is Chris Bores "The Cutrate Gamer". I recognize the voice.

  • @TheTuttle99
    @TheTuttle99 10 месяцев назад +7

    10 years ago holy shit

  • @Gggmanlives
    @Gggmanlives 9 лет назад +284

    Lol what's with the irategamer quote?

    • @Gggmanlives
      @Gggmanlives 8 лет назад +60

      *****
      Yes, these guys are hilarious and awesome.

    • @radiohead93
      @radiohead93 8 лет назад +8

      P.S. really big fan of your reviews. Much like with Half in the Bag, after discovering you I spent a night binging all your reviews.

    • @filemissing3085
      @filemissing3085 8 лет назад +4

      i knew it was his voice too.

    • @poopscoop5836
      @poopscoop5836 6 лет назад +1

      everywhere i go i see gggman

    • @Hamieee
      @Hamieee 6 лет назад +5

      Father? It's me, your sonny jim.

  • @jayem5692
    @jayem5692 8 лет назад +1

    I give this Half in the Bag an A+!

  • @ChronoTango
    @ChronoTango 3 месяца назад +9

    It’s weird to think the only thing that changed over the years is Mike got old. *OLD*

  • @evantomlinson
    @evantomlinson 10 лет назад +2

    Hilarious opener! Awesome show, great job!

  • @RAMSEY1987
    @RAMSEY1987 9 лет назад +20

    The suit used as opposed to having adiantum grafted onto his bones because the old Japanese man can not heal so he would not recover from the surgery.

    • @92brunod
      @92brunod 4 года назад +1

      but didn't he want Wolverine's power? He could heal after he got his power

  • @Mkenra
    @Mkenra 9 лет назад +32

    and now they're making an actual Boba fett movie

    • @NotKateMancini
      @NotKateMancini 8 лет назад +8

      Hopefully it'll be a Mr. Magoo/Inspector Gadget-esque comedy.

    • @jaspermorrisey630
      @jaspermorrisey630 6 лет назад +7

      its cancelled because it was a bad idea to begin with. As is any character focused spin off

    • @badmotorpetey
      @badmotorpetey 3 года назад +5

      We’re in a different world now.

    • @TheElectricMayhem
      @TheElectricMayhem 3 года назад

      .... aaaaaand it’s a show now.

  • @mgonzal8
    @mgonzal8 4 года назад +15

    I'm wondering if the voice from that glowing A+ review they intermittently splice in is from the same guy who HATED the fact that Parasite won best picture and best foreign picture in the same year? His voice has a certain affect that makes me lean towards yes.

    • @Goldarlives
      @Goldarlives Год назад

      It sounds like The Irate Gamer

    • @davistoa
      @davistoa 4 месяца назад

      It is most certainly good ol' Chris Bores, aka The Irate Gamer. Whether he was upset about Parasite winning best picture though I have no idea

  • @patwalsh1045
    @patwalsh1045 5 лет назад +2

    wolverines speech about how he made a vow never to kill another man is straight from a key and peele parody

  • @yazr1712
    @yazr1712 3 месяца назад +4

    Lmao Mike pretty much describing wanting to see The Batman at the end - flash forward 10 years refuses to review it. 😅

  • @nookdew
    @nookdew 11 лет назад +3

    I already watched it once but I guess I'll watch it again on RUclips.

  • @johng6565
    @johng6565 3 месяца назад +3

    The hard R rating would have improved The Wolverine immensely

  • @DeeZedEx
    @DeeZedEx 11 лет назад +2

    I love you guys so much. Keep on making these.

  • @dannystix1993
    @dannystix1993 8 месяцев назад +4

    It’s so funny Mike said the plot to the Batman years ago and what he wanted to see, and now refuses to watch it

  • @JadeSky34
    @JadeSky34 8 лет назад +12

    Holy shit mike predicted the Star Wars bit in Apocalypse. Jesus christ

  • @TheGeehanlolShow
    @TheGeehanlolShow 9 лет назад +25

    I saw this movie, and I literally remember nothing about it. I mean I didn't like either movie all too much, but I guess I prefer the silver samurai one? Even though I didn't like it?

  • @JessieCarty
    @JessieCarty 8 месяцев назад +1

    Jay trying to not crack up at the opening is great 😂

  • @horusreloaded6387
    @horusreloaded6387 6 лет назад +27

    Worst CGI of the X-men origins Wolverine was the parts where everything was grey and 3D models flying around without animation nor textures.
    Yeah, many people watched that pirated version. Idk, leak maybe? Intentional assholeness against pirates? Who knows.
    Edit: ahahha they mention Boba Fett movie!

    • @kmc672
      @kmc672 4 года назад +1

      Lmao I had the bootleg cd 😂😂

    • @citypopradioFM
      @citypopradioFM 18 дней назад

      It was a work print that someone leaked to the Internet and Fox actually got the FBI on the case which ended with someone's arrest. For whatever reason, Fox was convinced that the leaked WP was why the movie bombed at the box office and not the fact that it was embarrassingly bad.

  • @ugtznun
    @ugtznun 3 месяца назад +9

    Check out Deadpool 3, no Wolverine at all. Promise

  • @jamesrundle2661
    @jamesrundle2661 10 лет назад +13

    If left jay got a bit fatter and balder I think he would look a bit like tony soprano

  • @paulbell4845
    @paulbell4845 11 месяцев назад +2

    My name is Anne Harbour, stay away from my library!

  • @jinnn44444
    @jinnn44444 3 месяца назад +3

    got this in my recommendation and was kinda surprised that theyre reviewing the new movie, turns out its from 10 years ago lol

    • @MrChickennugget360
      @MrChickennugget360 3 месяца назад

      same for me... what the fuck? get to work you hackfrauds and make some fun reviews!

    • @GayIncel
      @GayIncel 3 месяца назад

      Why is it surprising? They did a half in the bag on it

  • @RexManningDay69
    @RexManningDay69 11 лет назад +2

    Yes! X-Men 2 was the best! It's the only one I can stand watching. Glad to hear them agree.

  • @MichielWerring
    @MichielWerring 2 года назад +3

    That Boba Fett prediction checks out...

  • @DireHippo
    @DireHippo 11 лет назад +2

    In the Fatal Attractions storyline (about 20 years ago) Magneto definitely had power over adamantium, especially since he ripped all of it out of Wolverine's body at the conclusion.
    However, the "rules" may have changed since that time.

  • @personofpinterest4281
    @personofpinterest4281 3 года назад +3

    Colin from Canada did the special effects for X-men origins wolverine....

  • @audiosurfarchive
    @audiosurfarchive 7 месяцев назад +1

    From this point on, Jay has been a gigachad heartthrob for faaaaaar longer than anyone his gremlin/Amish phase.

  • @Seantendo
    @Seantendo 2 года назад +3

    They made an Irate Gamer reference. How have I not seen this before?

  • @genkispt
    @genkispt 8 лет назад +4

    "Its like a Boba Fett movie"
    oh boy, we will soon see that!

  • @LolFishFail
    @LolFishFail 10 лет назад +18

    They fucked up the Deadpool character :(

    • @rocksteel9238
      @rocksteel9238 10 лет назад

      I know right I hoped these guys would at least mention it

    • @Dagenspear
      @Dagenspear 9 лет назад

      Gaming with Mikey! How? He was mind controlled.

    • @MrVIPGuest
      @MrVIPGuest 9 лет назад +1

      Dagenspear They fucked him up by turning Deadpool into a Merc without a mouth.

    • @Dagenspear
      @Dagenspear 9 лет назад +1

      Mr.VIPGuest Which doesn't really matter, because this wasn't a movie about Deadpool, he's only in it for a few minutes and he gets his mouth back at the end.

    • @MrVIPGuest
      @MrVIPGuest 9 лет назад +3

      Dagenspear What? Even if it doesn't about him, it doesn't change the fact that they fucked up his character.

  • @Camwi
    @Camwi 7 лет назад +3

    "I don't need to see anymore Wolverine movies."
    Oh boy, how wrong he was.

  • @Logan0813
    @Logan0813 9 лет назад +8

    Hell yea forget about Adamantium......its all bout Adamantium-vibranium alloy bub!!!

  • @randomletters39393
    @randomletters39393 11 лет назад +1

    Nice of RLM to reference the titan of movie reviews, Mr Bores.

  • @clintb7706
    @clintb7706 11 лет назад +3

    One major plot hole i never understood is how wolverine remembers who Yashida is when he meets him before hes shot in the head in X men origins and gets amnesia? Wouldnt he be like who the fuck is Yashida?

  • @toxictony1423
    @toxictony1423 3 месяца назад +1

    Thank you rlm for comforting me at my lowest

  • @dankbro420
    @dankbro420 5 лет назад +7

    Blacks out, drives to Ann Arbor and steals x men origins ? Legend

  • @CarlSlime
    @CarlSlime 7 лет назад +2

    The most offensive part about the claw scene in Origins is the fact that I could buy a pair of prop claws from fucking Amazon for thirty bucks and make an infinitely more realistic looking rendition of that scene.

  • @johnnycage6729
    @johnnycage6729 9 лет назад +4

    Lesson = Hugh Jackman is really good at being the wolverine

  • @StevenBeshears420
    @StevenBeshears420 5 лет назад +2

    I always thought him chopping the ladder was a throwback to the cartoon from the 90's. Wolverine does shit like that ALOT in that cartoon.

    • @noone3216
      @noone3216 Год назад

      Thought the exact same thing.

  • @graymyers
    @graymyers 7 лет назад +6

    Man.. I wish The Wolverine could be redone with how James Mangold would truly want it. After seeing Logan, he's got a great interpretation of the character, and it did show in The Wolverine, but I'm sure he was chained down by the studio to have to do specific things that made it not quite as great as what it could've been. I really like it, it's just not quite perfect. Like what Logan damn near is

  • @BackPalSA
    @BackPalSA 7 лет назад +2

    The first and second X-Men movies were written by David Hayter.

  • @SamuelKristopher
    @SamuelKristopher 6 лет назад +3

    Wow, I genuinely never heard about this second wolverine film

  • @lololol924
    @lololol924 11 лет назад +1

    I gave up on the Xmen movies after Origins....that "Deadpool incident" was just unforgivable.

  • @s0denone
    @s0denone 7 лет назад +22

    Wow Mike looks so young... The years and kgs have not been kind. he goes from 29 to 40 in 4 years.

    • @beezelbob2647
      @beezelbob2647 4 года назад +8

      Wait till you see him get shatnered.

  • @stargate12
    @stargate12 5 лет назад +1

    So funny seeing this after Logan, there was no reason to be so optimistic about that movie, but it was amazing.