The thing about Deadpool’s timeline dying because Logan died is basically one big meta joke about how no one cares about the fox marvel movies without Hugh Jackman
Pretty much. I was saying just a few days before the movie came out that although I loved Hugh Jackman as Wolverine, I always hated the character, especially in the movies because their plots hinged entirely on Wolverine so seeing that Deadpool's plot, itself, was an in-joke about just that was fantastic.
this could be said of the comics also though. The two big sellers for marvel are and have almost always been Spider-Man and Wolverine and probably always will be. I mean, there has to statistically be a most favorite when people count numbers; Its Batman for DC (Comics and movies as well). But yeah, they do totes make fun of that in this lol. Self-deprecating humor when applied to superheores can be pretty fun lol. Like, deadpool legit has a reason to have low self esteem, not only based on universal plot importance but evvvvvvvvery reason in all of existence that says so also since he can break the fourth wall. he even knows what you are saying RIGHT. NOW. That cant feel good lol.
The Phantom Somehow Attack of the Somehow Revenge of the Somehow A New Somehow The Somehow Strikes Back Return of the Somehow The Somehow Awakens The Last Somehow Rise of Somehow
I'd whip out my phone and start making an impromptu Best of The Worst Spotlight episode. It would be worth it just to maybe get mentioned in an episode/lawsuit.
@@BackdoorBarnyardLeBeau, which weirdly never occurred to me until today was actually a real life surname given how much comic books and other fiction will make up completely wholesale while acting like it's a real thing. (Like cajuns. /jk)
Mike said Darth Vader’s never had jokes. “Don’t choke on your aspirations” was a full on pun and “we would be honored if you would join us” was an entire bit complete with prop work.
Vader's always been a very dry wit comedian, even as Anakin. You don't register he's making a joke unless you're explicitly paying attention to every single word since he just deadpans the entire delivery.
They weren't quick enough to stop me from seeing the film. I never fall for phone scammers, but Disney got me with this false advertising. 5 minutes in the MCU. That was worth the $25.
One little thing i noticed that made me laugh was that every time there was a shot of the minivan. Even if it was getting splattered with blood it was framed like a car commercial. Even where it was shot, in the middle of a wheat field or in a picturesque woods setting. Fantastic.
@@playedout148 One day, Rich will have more Oscars than RDJ, not because the Academy will ever recognize Rich's work, but because RDJ will be humbled by Rich's body of work and donate all his Oscars to him.
“I find your lack of faith disturbing.” “He is as clumsy as he is stupid.” “You are in command now, Admiral Piett.” “Apology accepted, Captain Needa.” “We would be honored if you would join us.” “Perhaps you think you’re being treated unfairly?” “It would be unfortunate if I had to leave a garrison here.” *Glares at Piett after the Falcon escapes* “The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am.” Yep, never made a joke in his life.
@@elfpi55-bigB0O85 Some are more threat than joke, but Vader always used dry humor to intimidate people. You can’t say that giving Piett a lofty promotion while strangling Ozzel right next to him isn’t a little sassy.
"Imagine watching this Movie without knowing about the previous 20 years of superheroe films. It would be incomprehensible!" -Jay Baumann (several times for the last 6 years or so)
I love how Mike is slowly degenerating into the elderly person he ruthlessly laughs about. Taking a picture of his notes and calling it a screenshot, "because his printer was broken" is SO BOOMER!!!
Last time I did that was with fury road. Started watching the review and how they were reacting at the start I paused, turned to my wife and said "we are off to the movies"
Because they were terrible. Terrible for sales. Terrible for hype. Giant ass fumble. Shit sales on merch. Kang deleted himself. There was no way this was going to end well.
Stephen McFeely is also back to write Avengers: Doctor Doom and Avenger: Secret Wars. McFeely wrote Captain America: The Winter Soldier, Captain America: Civil War, Avengers: Infinity War and Avengers: Endgame.
The fans are in full cope mode to compensate. Sad thing is, they’ll get away with it. Good news is this is their only shot with it. Even the dumbest fans wake up, just like they did with Thor: Love & Thunder, literally the same schlock as Thor Ragnarok.
Lol ya that accent was legitimately hilarious and you can see how poorly it tested with the ADR jokes added in. It was a mix of Sling Blade, Minions, and like...Tagalog damn it was so bad lol
I actually really enjoy it when they bring back nostalgic characters with decades of history, even if they're getting a bit old for the parts. I really hope they bring back Mike and Jay for the next Half in the Bag too!
You can have Deadpool in the Avengers, but his 4 th wall breaks need to be facing walls 1-3 ( not into camera ) and unacknowledged by the other characters.
There is room for a "gosh these guys really take this stuff seriously huh?" or "didnt they just do this with thanos?" joke in a everyone assembles to fight the big bad and this is life and death bit, but is it worth it to make that one guy in the audience laugh slightly too loud? Does the universe benefit from stroking that one guy now theres generations raised on the THIS IS ALWAYS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING mentality that modern marvel has spent billions building. We all know noone cares what The Eternals or The Marvels gets up to, but do the audiences who actually care know its crap? To them its like saying Pokemon was mid in the 90s
Mike took a picture of his typo'd word document due to the printer not working. Mike I love you. You are a hero to all of us frumpy middle aged men just barely getting by
"You're saying we can get the cat litter to go UP the wall?....Killer...draft a check tomorrow." -(Fantastic Aqua teen episode for anyone wondering. Cybernetic Christmas ghost from the future...he doesnt say cat litter though.)
The whole "personal universal anchor" thing is essenitally a sort of meta-commentary on franchises that ultimately revolve around specific persons. Hugh Jackman's Wolverine was a breakout character and exceptionally popular and thus the X-Men movie franchise "existed" because they kept making more Wolverine movies.
Let's give Patrick Stewart some props here as well, if we can. Who could have been a more perfect actor to play that character. While I agree Prof. X doesn't have Wolverine potential in that respect. They always had a fantastic relation as characters and the actors crushed it, the Logan movie only solidified that! Thank you Sir Patrick Stewart and Hugh Jackman, amazing work.
Reminded me of the cannon events from spiderverse. A lot of Deadpool and Wolverine reminded me of spiderverse. Down to fighting of army of variants including one dressed as a cowboy
And Sir Ian... this was very early in the genre and we got spoiled quick. A lot of amazing work in those early movies from this individuals that paved the way for for us to enjoy a lot of great movies, including this last masterpiece. Much respect!
@@garyanderson8137 Exactly, without great Xavier and Magneto, Hugh Jackman's Wolverine wouldnt have believable arc and/stakes or even real relationships. When you remove great villains from Wolverine movie, you get X-men Origins
@@TerribleUsernameAmirite Collective culture vs individualist culture. In a collective culture, drawing attention to yourself gets you ostracized or (in a more authoritarian country) arrested. In an individualist culture, drawing attention to yourself gets you either beaten up (if you suck at it), rich through monetizing attention, or occasionally elected president.
Flash 2023 is the best definition of it a punishment nostalgia @tbabbitt because it is a disrespect to homage unlike dpool and wolverine who pays tribute to end credits the movie had flaws but it is much better than Flash, but Spiderverse is better compared to Dpool and wolverine nonetheless @tbhabbitt.
WOAH my Grandma's phone number was 1 digit off my local cinema's phone number. She used to get pestered all the time asking for tickets and times. Thanks for unlocking a memory, very cool.
Simple solution. Always tell them the tickets are free. The cinema will change its number in no time. ..... a friend of mine accidently got the former number of an important business guy and all the time his contacts called. He then asked him to pass his new number to everyone but he didnt. So when he was called for hotel and flight reservations he canceled those... and all of a sudden...
The last 4 digits of my old home number used to be 3425, and I used to get calls every here and there from people saying, "Hey, do you know your phone number is 624-DICK?!" but they always hung up before I could answer.
Darth Vader makes GREAT jokes! "Apology accepted, Captain Nieder." Or "The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am." Vader is hilarious. Everyone is just too terrified to laugh.
I always got the impression (in the original Trilogy) that most of the time, Vader was quite bored and had nothing but contempt the imperial command. Then Luke shows up and he gets interested again.
i literally started choking laughing in the theater because i couldn't believe they had him say that it was so off-tone, i found it extremely funny but for the complete wrong reason tears streaming down my face, took like five minutes to compose myself
I love how Red Letter Media not only reviews the movie, but the genre the film is, what's happening with the film industry in general and what will happen next
It was but still, at the same time I would like if they tried to justify that movie being in the future instead of treating it as something that happened in the past of Deadpool's universe.
@@txcforever deadpool's universe could be ahead of the logan movie, it's not exclusive. Logan is the future of x-men, with deadpool the future of logan
Missed opportunity by the movie not to have Nicolas Cage cameo as Ghost Rider in at least one scene. Ironically, he would fit in the most in the Mad Max apocalypse style Void, specifically in the first Ghost Rider he looks very similar to Mel Gibson in Mad Max 1.
And here I was thinking Cage would have made a good Dr. Doom. Ghost Rider was pre-MCU and largely forgotten as it was, unlike bringing back RDJ only a few years later.
Jay has said "What would it be like to see this movie without seeing the last xx years of movies. It would be completely incomprehensible." like 7 times now.
@@Kenvie2000yeah my friend have not seen any loki and he got the jist of it pretty cleanly without questions. Time cops, purgatory, giant monster. Full context not required.
This is the most positive I've heard them sound on a big release in a long time. Jay sounds genuinely excited to talk about it and that never happens. It really was that fun.
Something everyone seems to be missing is that the entire movie is a love story to Fox Studios. Every cameo was a Fox movie version of the superhero (x-men 2 juggernaut instead of the one from Dead Pool 2, johny storm instead of Captain America, etc). The closing credits had a cameo of behind the scenes fun from ... fox studios. The "forgotten" 20th century fox logo in the void. It was a comedy, but it was Ryan Renolds saying thank you to Fox and goodbye to an era.
@@MegamaXX500Yeah if everyone's thinking it then why is no one but this comment saying it? And you could just say "I agree" or "that's a good point" instead of being a grump for no apparent reason
Regarding your opening question - only Deadpool is engaging with the 4th wall breaks. People actually in the scenes with him don’t know what he’s talking about. We, essentially, exist in Deadpool’s head.
I feel like they do know, but they're too professional to acknowledge it. Like, Cavillrine KNOWS he's Cavillrine, but he stays in character anyway because what else is he gonna' do?
You can have Deadpool in more serious Marvel films. They would just have to depict Deadpool as a schizophrenic, and only show the 4th wall breaks from a 3rd person view, making him look crazy. Then just have everyone treat him like he's crazy...
There's plenty of examples in the comics of this. Taking away the 4th wall breaking still leaves you with a lot! Reynolds really owns the character though, so I think it would be extremely challenging to have him in a movie where he's not allowed to do all that he does to make his movies work. They'd probably have to really tone down the MCU house quippiness so he could do his thing.
That’s a terrible idea because time travel exists in the Marvel universe. Deadpool breaks the fourth wall much like time travel does. The best use case for introducing Deadpool is if and ONLY IF you were using Deadpool to nerf time travel and establish stakes for the MCU again.
Yes…but let’s not simplify it down that far. To be technical, the founding fathers of the United States of America were criminals before they won the revolutionary war. And not all criminals are scumbags. Circumstances matter, and the crime itself matters. But yes, in this instance, you’re right. Miller is a horrible actor at best. And a scumbag in reality.
Deadpool's universe dying due to Logan's death is basically a giant meta-joke about how with Wolverine dead, no one really cares about Fox's X-Men/mutant universe anymore and it would slowly die out. It's also makes the cameos from the all the other non-MCU comic book movies in the Void that much funnier/cooler. Deadpool & Wolverine is like a giant love-letter to ALL those comic book movies (at least the Marvel based ones, sorry DC fans,) that have been keeping audiences entertained for decades before the MCU came along.
I think as well whenever Deadpool claims to be “Marvel Jesus” he means within the movie but also the MCU as a whole with the recent movies doing so poorly. He and his movie are there to save the MCU.
yeah this movie was basically acknowledging all the marvel movies that didnt make it into MCU, but they had to happen so that MCU could happen. Exactly same as they did with andrew garfields spiderman. It's respecting the actors work and dedication to portraying the characters before there was anything estbalished, rules etc. This movie is a giant salute to the good and bad comic book movies that came before.
Darth Vader makes jokes: he tells that one dude “I find your lack of faith disturbing” while choking him, then there’s the whole “Apology accepted” thing.
I like to picture Anakin speaking Vader's jokes with his aggravatingly dry smart-ass delivery sometimes. It makes it all less scary and a lot more exasperating.
The sheer amount of fanservice pandering was also impressive in its volume. By the fact there was so many references to fan gripes served as an acknowledgment of the depth of the problems with marvel. It was impressive how aware they actually are. They didn’t just say “ go find me a fan-service cameo” they seemingly know them all.
Hugh was great in this, as always. The explanation for why he’s wearing the suit, his shame, and ultimately his proud acceptance that he is THE X-Man was a great arc for him. I was genuinely moved by that. It’s a testament to his talent that he can imbue that character with such pathos, even with all this goofy stuff happening.
I couldn't stop laughing for 5 minutes after Blade said "some motherfuckers _still_ always be trying to ice skate uphill" with a straight-ish face. I laughed all through The Wolverine's tragic backstory flashback.
That's a great line in the first Blade, but I hated it in this movie. I thought for sure he was gonna say "motherfucker, are you out of your damn mind?!"
You know the a Fox universe is still alive right? And that secret wars is how they're going to end it and bring in whatever characters they're gonna bring in right?
Hi, Mike. You'll likely won't see this. Me and my roommate at the time met you at the Las Vegas airport in 2022. I felt bad that I recognized you and bothered you in public. So I was nervous to tell you in person that you and RedLetterMedia as a whole really helped shaped my movie appreciation since 2011 with the Star Wars Plinkett Reviews. Half in the Bag and BOTW really got me through tough times during college in the mid-2010s. Thanks for the entertainment you hack frauds!
I saw Mike Stoklasa at a grocery store in Milwaukee yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen New Glarus bottles without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bottles and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bottle and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
@@davidbowles7281 Normie Star Wars zoomers actually like the prequels which is most of the fanbase at this point. The average Star Wars fan soy faces to Anakin Skywalker and whine about bringing George back. Look at the Star Wars theory guy they mention.
@@MultiSpeedMetal I wonder if the sequel trilogy will have its day in the sun in like, 15 years, when Disney makes another trilogy, like the prequels eventually did? I don't think so. One thing the prequels had going for them was that they committed to the bit - they knew what they wanted to be, and did it. The sequel trilogy doesn't have the same focus, you can feel as you watch them that they switched directors halfway through. Whether or not George was the right person to direct the prequels, he committed to the bit in a way Disney seems to be afraid to do
@@arthurthiele979 The sequels don't have a young fanbase that will grow up like the prequels did. The sequels are barely marketed and merchandised like the prequels were, which had like a million popular video games, comics, and toys. Disney is utterly incompetent. Whether you like the prequels or not George knew how to market and merchandise successfully. The Lego partnership with the Clone Wars and Empire stuff was particularly genius. George also capitalized on video games extremely successfully while Disney has botched that. Disney makes like 2 half-assed battlefront games and sells some Rose Tico toys and calls it a day. The successful stuff they do isn't even sequel era like Jedi Survivor/Fallen Order or selling prequel and OT era lightsabers. They don't even do sequel-era comics as far as I know either. Although I kind of understand because I don't know how I would market the sequels either because how do you sell a worse version of the OT with zero interesting or even cool characters to adolescent males? I think the damage control move would be a revived Jedi order in the Rey movie with some relatable male Anakin-esque Jedi padawan and edge lord Sith/ dark Jedi whatever dudes you can make toys of and throw in games that kids might actually buy.
@@MultiSpeedMetal You do realize you're commenting this on the channel that became famous for it's 70 minute deconstruction of The Phantom Menace. Nobody liked the prequels until it became cool to hate the sequels.
They totally got me with that scene with Rich Evans. I absolutely didn't expect him to reprise his role as Dick the Birthday Boy, but it was such a clever twist, I clapped and cheered in the theater.
I actually stopped at about 24 minutes because of how serious Mike was about it. My roommate invited me to see it today and I'm truly glad I didn't know about the spoilers, it made it a lot more fun. Thanks guys!
To be fair about Logan dying in Logan... Logan is set way into the future. There were self-driving big rigs, all of the X-Men were dead. Having a show set in modern day with Wolverine isn't bringing him back to life. Logan was a great send off to Hugh Jackman's portrayal of the character, but this doesn't make the character cheaper.
I'm genuinely happy that you two were able to let your inner child out to play again and actually enjoyed watching a tent pole, superhero movie!!! Not that I want you to be brain-dead and enjoying whatever slop is thrown your way. It's just good to see that Ryan and Hugh hit enough of the right marks to allow you to be genuinely entertained instead of annoyed or indifferent. Remember over a decade ago when you actually wanted to watch and review them all??
Unironically I was most excited to see the older knife lady. Hope that’s vague enough for spoilers. Her spin-off movie and what it was spun off from were ALWAYS at my library when I was a kid so I watched them constantly.
He’s the best there is at what he does. And what he does best is portraying true realistic rage. Other than Mel Gibson I don’t know if there’s any actor better at that
"I find your lack of faith disturbing." "I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further." "The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am." Those are all delivered with some portion of irony. It's well balanced, but they're certainly meant to be darkly humorous jokes.
Didn't Vader do a pun in Rogue One: A Star Wars Porn? He says Krennic shouldn't choke on his aspirations, as he's choking him. He also looks like he's fondling a small testicle while doing it, which certainly didn't help.
@@GenerateSilence "Asteroids do not concern me, Admiral. I want that ship!" (second holographic admiral phases out as his star destroyer is obliterated by an asteroid).
I vote for Joseph Moviephone because "mixed up the movie phone nunber" was already a Seinfeld bit with Kramer, who then pretends to be the moviephone robot
I thought Mike was betraying us old men by using a phone for his notes instead of his usual folded paper, but he screenshot another screen. Thank you, my son.
Here is how you put Deadpool into the avengers movie. Do not make Deadpool the point of view character. Only show him from third person. So he might break away from the group and turn to an imaginary camera and start talking, and one says who is he talking to? And another says oh he just does that.
The way they handle it in the comics is pretty great. I think it was the original Secret Wars or Infinity War story they basically retold through Deadpool's point of view, he was constantly off screen in the original story, doing something else. I could definitely see them doing the next Deadpool movie that way, just film that movie at the same time as the next Endgame, reuse the same sets. That would probably be a logistical nightmare though. Edit: Man that would be amazing if Deadpool was in the next Avengers movie and says like a single line in the entire movie during or after a big battle. Then put out the Deadpool version of events where it's the entire thing from his POV.
The thing about Deadpool’s timeline dying because Logan died is basically one big meta joke about how no one cares about the fox marvel movies without Hugh Jackman
Did they ever even try to make one without him lol
Amazing that they managed to carry that meta through the whole movie, with all the abandoned franchises and so on.
Pretty much. I was saying just a few days before the movie came out that although I loved Hugh Jackman as Wolverine, I always hated the character, especially in the movies because their plots hinged entirely on Wolverine so seeing that Deadpool's plot, itself, was an in-joke about just that was fantastic.
That what I got out of the whole archer of the universe.
He alone carry the whole franchise 😂
this could be said of the comics also though. The two big sellers for marvel are and have almost always been Spider-Man and Wolverine and probably always will be.
I mean, there has to statistically be a most favorite when people count numbers; Its Batman for DC (Comics and movies as well).
But yeah, they do totes make fun of that in this lol.
Self-deprecating humor when applied to superheores can be pretty fun lol. Like, deadpool legit has a reason to have low self esteem, not only based on universal plot importance but evvvvvvvvery reason in all of existence that says so also since he can break the fourth wall. he even knows what you are saying RIGHT. NOW.
That cant feel good lol.
Star Wars doesn't need to introduce a multiverse because they already have the word "somehow".
Star Wars: Rise of Somehow
Somehow, Wolverine returned
The Phantom Somehow
Attack of the Somehow
Revenge of the Somehow
A New Somehow
The Somehow Strikes Back
Return of the Somehow
The Somehow Awakens
The Last Somehow
Rise of Somehow
@@real1mem3s Rogue Somehow
Somehow: A Star Wars Story
Somehow, we have more jedi stories for you.
Imagine being on an airplane and seeing Mike Stoklasa and he's watching "The Flash"
I'd whip out my phone and start making an impromptu Best of The Worst Spotlight episode.
It would be worth it just to maybe get mentioned in an episode/lawsuit.
Mother fvcking Mike Stoklasa on a Plane?
I think I'd have a Carrie Fisher.
Mike famously loved X Men Apocalypse. Liking messy trash is one of his core identities
Cackling like Max Cady in the Cape Fear movie theater scene
When my wife asked who Gambit was, i told her his name is Jeff.
Well done sir
My wife asked me during the movie "What's that accent?"
@@BackdoorBarnyardLeBeau, which weirdly never occurred to me until today was actually a real life surname given how much comic books and other fiction will make up completely wholesale while acting like it's a real thing. (Like cajuns. /jk)
Lebeau is french for "the beautiful (man)" and is a common name in the french areas of the US like Louisiana.
@@TheEvilCheesecake I'm from Louisiana and I have never met someone named Lebeau, so it can't be THAT common.
Mike said Darth Vader’s never had jokes. “Don’t choke on your aspirations” was a full on pun and “we would be honored if you would join us” was an entire bit complete with prop work.
"Apology accepted Captain Needa".
Vader's always been a very dry wit comedian, even as Anakin. You don't register he's making a joke unless you're explicitly paying attention to every single word since he just deadpans the entire delivery.
Those aren't jokes, nerd.
Vader knew no one had the balls to check him, and he wasn't above having fun on the job to mess with people.
Don't choke is Disney Star Wars though.
this is unusually timely
They haven’t exactly been busy lately………
They weren't quick enough to stop me from seeing the film.
I never fall for phone scammers, but Disney got me with this false advertising.
5 minutes in the MCU.
That was worth the $25.
Just watched the movie last night. Woke up to this video in my notifs
A very welcome surprise !!
@@leej.a.7810 You weren't quick enough to watch the review, then. They liked the film.
Love the fact that Mike Stoklasa takes a picture of his entire computer instead of just sending the document file over to his phone to read it lol.
It’s lazy, but kind of faster.
Boomers are still getting used to the internet superhighway.
Edit: It was the printer. To be fair printers are the bane of all generations.
Still a pretty common thing in classrooms, too
Our wonderful World's Youngest Boomer, Mike Stoklasa.
He's never aged himself more, by essentially confirming he has Word installed on his computer.
One little thing i noticed that made me laugh was that every time there was a shot of the minivan. Even if it was getting splattered with blood it was framed like a car commercial. Even where it was shot, in the middle of a wheat field or in a picturesque woods setting. Fantastic.
Yeah when they first start driving it and there's that shot of the car from behind going through the woods, looked just like a car commercial lmao.
thats bc it was product placement ...
@b.sweeney4102 obviously, just like how Subway sponsored 'Community'. What the creators do with it, is what makes things great or Micheal Bay.
@@shaunsmith9013 Alright lets be fair... Micheal Bay sold the SHIT out of some Camaros back when Transformers came out.
Movie.was quite literally a car commercial. But one with also a product placement for.bicycles.
Well I certainly didn’t have Rich Evans cast as Dr. Doom on my 2024 Bingo Card
I mean who else could play such an iconic role than Hollywood mega-celebrity, Rich Evans?
Better choice than RDJ
Can you imagine his evil laugh? My ears are already bleeding!
DOOOOOOOOOOOOM
@@playedout148
One day, Rich will have more Oscars than RDJ, not because the Academy will ever recognize Rich's work, but because RDJ will be humbled by Rich's body of work and donate all his Oscars to him.
Mike didn't know Vader constantly made jokes because there was no laugh track, NOT HIS FAULT.
Apology accepted, Captain Needa.
If that isn’t some cheeky shit lol
Be careful not to choke on your aspirations, Director.
No matter which era, Vader always had his own twisted sense of humour.
“I find your lack of faith disturbing.”
“He is as clumsy as he is stupid.”
“You are in command now, Admiral Piett.”
“Apology accepted, Captain Needa.”
“We would be honored if you would join us.”
“Perhaps you think you’re being treated unfairly?”
“It would be unfortunate if I had to leave a garrison here.”
*Glares at Piett after the Falcon escapes*
“The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am.”
Yep, never made a joke in his life.
@@ethansolomon2126 Half of those aren't even jokes
@@elfpi55-bigB0O85 Some are more threat than joke, but Vader always used dry humor to intimidate people. You can’t say that giving Piett a lofty promotion while strangling Ozzel right next to him isn’t a little sassy.
Its charming that they tried to do a bit at the beginning and completely gave it up after a minute
Literally 30 seconds lol
The bit made me throw up in my mouth in disgust, 4/5
I found it absolutely disgusting.
Commit to the bi- ah, f*** it.
They finally know their place!
"Imagine watching this Movie without knowing about the previous 20 years of superheroe films. It would be incomprehensible!" -Jay Baumann (several times for the last 6 years or so)
This was my first Marvel movie and I loved it! I'll consider ita Future Trailer for all the rest and watch them all :)
The message Disney is going to take from Deadpool and Spider-Man's success is to double down on old movie cameos.
That's just the nature of the multiverse and the story of Secret Wars.
Trust me. We know. Look at RDJ as Dr. Doom.
Yep. And they can't even fathom the idea that maybe it's because those movies did it well
Never doubt the ability to learn the completely wrong lesson
Old movies that doesn't even exist
Jay making a cameo as comic accurate height wolverine was nice
That was fantastic
Isn't that progressive and Canadian how Alpha Flight had TWO manlets?
The best unintentional bit is Mike taking a screenshot of his computer because “his printer wasn’t working.”
I don't get it, what is a printer?
@@xp8969it's a device for eternally torturing people, from the Hellraiser universe I think.
@@xp8969 Let’s ask Mike what it is.
Can’t the Lightning Fast VCR repair people repair printers as well?
@@johnferguson4869 They can, but not lightning fast AKA 13 years and counting.
I love how Mike is slowly degenerating into the elderly person he ruthlessly laughs about. Taking a picture of his notes and calling it a screenshot, "because his printer was broken" is SO BOOMER!!!
They've been miserable for decades though...
I watched Flash 2023 on a plane and walked out half way through 12:08
I hope you didn't have to walk far
LMAO!
> buh dump dump < * tish *
It's not that bad. Eternals is the uncrowned king of bad Superhero movies.
Flash is actually good besides the terrible CGI
‘Darth Vader never made a joke’
“Apology accepted Captain Needa.”
This guy star warses.
"don't choke on your ambition Director Krennic" while literally choking the guy
@@jakefoley9539Vader was phoning it in that day
@@fawfulsfury626Vader's a dad. That gives him a pass for dad jokes.
@@jakefoley9539 They hate Rogue One so they wouldn't count that as OG Vader
Even after the Spoiler Alert, Mike and Jay still refused to spoil the best cameo of the entire movie. Mad respect.
Was it Jean Grey?
@@TheCoolestRob Nope. Let's just say his name rhymes with a character that cameoed in the Justice League movie.
@@BulletTooth504 Cartian Canhunter?
@@BulletTooth504And by name, do you mean their real name? As in Slade?
@@BulletTooth504Pooperman?
I literally stopped , went and watched it , and came back to finish like Mike suggested
so did i
@@shaolinotter Same, I usually don't care about spoilers, but Mike seemed pretty adamant about it. "No seriously, stop the video and go watch it."
Last time I did that was with fury road. Started watching the review and how they were reacting at the start I paused, turned to my wife and said "we are off to the movies"
@@Friendlyfirefishyou don’t have a wife
@@BagzAndPresident I don't? Well then I'm gonna make a few phone calls and have myself a fun weekend.
bryan singer was the real villain all along
Bryan Singer's Pre-Men
Like Polanksi and Allen he's now gone to that big penthouse in the sky (typically a high rise apartment in Paris or Tel Aviv).
His first two X-Men movies were good.
@@domobjectBryan Singer's XXX-Boys.
The first 2 X-Men films were solid. Idk what happened to Singer after that
It's funny how Mike is an undercover X-Men fan, knowing that the cross was an reference to just the cover of a comic is an extreme deep cut reference.
Mike also referenced the Phalanx once, which is so obscure I had to look it up.
Mike was a comic book reader back in the day, he probably still owns a mint copy of the very first issue of the X-Men back from when be was 40.
He also caught the Liefeld joke which is kind of off the main path of casual super hero fans.
@@Masshuzai I'm guessing Rich has mentioned it before
Mike is an undercover fan because the X-Men have crossed over with Star Trek on numerous occasions.
Marvel having to bring back RDJ and the russo brothers is simply admitting phase 4&5 were a huge mistake
It’s admitting they like big money bags from filling theatres with big popcorn eaters
Because they were terrible. Terrible for sales. Terrible for hype. Giant ass fumble. Shit sales on merch. Kang deleted himself. There was no way this was going to end well.
Stephen McFeely is also back to write Avengers: Doctor Doom and Avenger: Secret Wars. McFeely wrote Captain America: The Winter Soldier, Captain America: Civil War, Avengers: Infinity War and Avengers: Endgame.
The fans are in full cope mode to compensate. Sad thing is, they’ll get away with it. Good news is this is their only shot with it. Even the dumbest fans wake up, just like they did with Thor: Love & Thunder, literally the same schlock as Thor Ragnarok.
@@IsabellaCatherine19XXyeah, but the studio interfered with Endgame and ruined it. I don’t trust them to not fuck it up again.
When Gambit showed up i was like is that.... and it took me a few scenes to verify lol his like Cajun swamp accent was absolutely hilarious
I unironically think it's Tatum's greatest role, incredible 😂
Ever since he showed up in Hateful Eight with a French accent I wasn’t worried about him doing a Cajun accent. Glad to see I was right on the money.
@@berserk4souls hes from bayou mississippi anyway, thats why he likes gambit
Lol ya that accent was legitimately hilarious and you can see how poorly it tested with the ADR jokes added in. It was a mix of Sling Blade, Minions, and like...Tagalog damn it was so bad lol
I liked that Deadpool 3 treated the void as an island of misfit toys
This comment reminded me that we never got to see Glenn Danzig as Wolverine.
Loki pretty much did the same thing
@@adscott27 it was just different versions of him
I actually really enjoy it when they bring back nostalgic characters with decades of history, even if they're getting a bit old for the parts. I really hope they bring back Mike and Jay for the next Half in the Bag too!
meh rich is better than jay. lol
1:45 "Because the printer wasn't working!"
Adapt. Improvise. Overcome. - Mike Stoklasa
i like how he could have just shared/emailed his notes from his pc to his phone, but he never thought of that.
@@davidjstreader Extra steps, not needed!
I laughed when I realized that green day song is actually called "Good Riddance".
it's actually a break up song. Showing someone the door.
canonically wolverine is supposed to be 5'3", so roughly Jay sized.
@@florinivan6907 Short people existing is statistically unlikely?
Danzig also just so happens to be exactly 5' 3"
After seeing Danzig on Portlandia recently I think he could of pulled it off
@@mechadeka A white male being 5'3" is statistically unlikely.
Tbf, the characterization and design based from real Wolverine. Tough, aggressive, feisty, yet kinda small in size
"Somehow... Wolverine has returned."
Deadpool: "Until he is 90!!"
Would love to see Moon Knight make that comment in future movies
I expected this good joke to have been mentioned...
You can have Deadpool in the Avengers, but his 4 th wall breaks need to be facing walls 1-3 ( not into camera ) and unacknowledged by the other characters.
There is room for a "gosh these guys really take this stuff seriously huh?" or "didnt they just do this with thanos?" joke in a everyone assembles to fight the big bad and this is life and death bit, but is it worth it to make that one guy in the audience laugh slightly too loud? Does the universe benefit from stroking that one guy now theres generations raised on the THIS IS ALWAYS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING mentality that modern marvel has spent billions building. We all know noone cares what The Eternals or The Marvels gets up to, but do the audiences who actually care know its crap? To them its like saying Pokemon was mid in the 90s
@@masteroogway6660 I am that one guy and it was important to me. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
Mike took a picture of his typo'd word document due to the printer not working. Mike I love you. You are a hero to all of us frumpy middle aged men just barely getting by
Wouldn't holding up a piece of printed paper be even more technologically backwards?
The photo of Danzig carrying groceries and cat litter really made my day.
One of my favorite photos ever 😂
"You're saying we can get the cat litter to go UP the wall?....Killer...draft a check tomorrow." -(Fantastic Aqua teen episode for anyone wondering. Cybernetic Christmas ghost from the future...he doesnt say cat litter though.)
My wife had a friend who dated Danzig for years. Dude is a cat lover and rescues a lot of cats. Super dope
The whole "personal universal anchor" thing is essenitally a sort of meta-commentary on franchises that ultimately revolve around specific persons. Hugh Jackman's Wolverine was a breakout character and exceptionally popular and thus the X-Men movie franchise "existed" because they kept making more Wolverine movies.
Let's give Patrick Stewart some props here as well, if we can. Who could have been a more perfect actor to play that character. While I agree Prof. X doesn't have Wolverine potential in that respect. They always had a fantastic relation as characters and the actors crushed it, the Logan movie only solidified that! Thank you Sir Patrick Stewart and Hugh Jackman, amazing work.
Reminded me of the cannon events from spiderverse. A lot of Deadpool and Wolverine reminded me of spiderverse. Down to fighting of army of variants including one dressed as a cowboy
And Sir Ian... this was very early in the genre and we got spoiled quick. A lot of amazing work in those early movies from this individuals that paved the way for for us to enjoy a lot of great movies, including this last masterpiece. Much respect!
@garyanderson8137 unfortunately wheeling out Patrick Stewart now, he'd look more like capt pike.
@@garyanderson8137 Exactly, without great Xavier and Magneto, Hugh Jackman's Wolverine wouldnt have believable arc and/stakes or even real relationships. When you remove great villains from Wolverine movie, you get X-men Origins
Did... Did Mike actually recommend that we GO TO THE THEATER?!?!
Well, maybe not if you are a grandma.
@@CaptainPRESIDENT Specifically Mike's grandma, 'cause she's dead.
Gotta say. American theaters sound so much more rowdy than what we have. Everyone’s so polite, for better or worse, here in Asia.
@@TerribleUsernameAmirite I've never actually had the experiences they have explained, and I live just one state over lol
@@TerribleUsernameAmirite Collective culture vs individualist culture. In a collective culture, drawing attention to yourself gets you ostracized or (in a more authoritarian country) arrested. In an individualist culture, drawing attention to yourself gets you either beaten up (if you suck at it), rich through monetizing attention, or occasionally elected president.
You know Mike is on his last legs when his printer dies.
A Kodak?
Having actors that remind me of being old is called punishment nostalgia.
LOL I like it! *remembers how old I am* Aw man...
it's called fan service. it's painful because you're old.
Doesn't all nostalgic stuff remind you of being older...?
it do be like that if they done it wrong, like the flash.
Flash 2023 is the best definition of it a punishment nostalgia @tbabbitt because it is a disrespect to homage unlike dpool and wolverine who pays tribute to end credits the movie had flaws but it is much better than Flash, but Spiderverse is better compared to Dpool and wolverine nonetheless @tbhabbitt.
WOAH my Grandma's phone number was 1 digit off my local cinema's phone number. She used to get pestered all the time asking for tickets and times. Thanks for unlocking a memory, very cool.
Simple solution. Always tell them the tickets are free. The cinema will change its number in no time. ..... a friend of mine accidently got the former number of an important business guy and all the time his contacts called. He then asked him to pass his new number to everyone but he didnt. So when he was called for hotel and flight reservations he canceled those... and all of a sudden...
Very cool
your grandma is Cosmo Kramer?
@@rhobesauce oh shit didn't know that. Explains all the other wacky hijinks she got me into
The last 4 digits of my old home number used to be 3425, and I used to get calls every here and there from people saying, "Hey, do you know your phone number is 624-DICK?!" but they always hung up before I could answer.
I clapped when I saw the Lightning Fast VCR repair shop
I pissed my self
Memberberries. These hack frauds rely on them nowadays.
@@johnmckiernan2176 💯
I’ve been on hold for 8 days checking on my vcr.
I chuckled quite a bit.
Why was Thor crying???
Pathos...
Kicked in the nuts?
He realized Deadpool can’t die. 😂😂😂
Darth Vader makes GREAT jokes! "Apology accepted, Captain Nieder." Or "The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am." Vader is hilarious. Everyone is just too terrified to laugh.
I find your lack of faith disturbing
Vader voice: "what, am I a clown here to amuse you?"
He's nowhere near as funny as Dark Helmet.
I always got the impression (in the original Trilogy) that most of the time, Vader was quite bored and had nothing but contempt the imperial command. Then Luke shows up and he gets interested again.
Or the scene from the Special Edition of Empire where he says “No Luke, I am your father… pull my finger”
There is no alternate universe where Mike is NOT a raging alcoholic.
His canon event is functional alcoholism
And he's still the anchor being of every universe.
Mike using his phone instead of his trusty piece of paper is some unexpected character development!
it broke new ground!
I'm glad you guys are doing the nerd crew again, these episodes are always hilarious.
Lol
Excuse me. Darth Vader choked out Director Orson Krennic in his castle on Mustafar and said "Be carful not to 'choke' on your asperations". L.O.L.
Did he spell it like that?
"Apology accepted, Captain Needa."
@@MattWeberWAthat is the one I was thinking of as well, thank you!
@@stacyhamilton2619 Yes
i literally started choking laughing in the theater because i couldn't believe they had him say that
it was so off-tone, i found it extremely funny but for the complete wrong reason
tears streaming down my face, took like five minutes to compose myself
I love how Red Letter Media not only reviews the movie, but the genre the film is, what's happening with the film industry in general and what will happen next
And then they review their ADHD and depression medication in the description
I thought logan as an anchor was pretty clear. He held the fox cinematic universe and when he died, it went to shit and collapsed
yea...no shit.. EVERYONE KNOWS THIS!!! TELL US SOMETHING WE DONT KNOW.... you are waaay late to the party..
It was but still, at the same time I would like if they tried to justify that movie being in the future instead of treating it as something that happened in the past of Deadpool's universe.
@@txcforever deadpool's universe could be ahead of the logan movie, it's not exclusive. Logan is the future of x-men, with deadpool the future of logan
@@CastleToastM But there's nothing futuristic in Deadpool's present, whereas in Logan's there were futuristic machinery doing the crops at one point.
That's the joke.
That wookiepedia joke was gold, Mike! 😂
Missed opportunity by the movie not to have Nicolas Cage cameo as Ghost Rider in at least one scene. Ironically, he would fit in the most in the Mad Max apocalypse style Void, specifically in the first Ghost Rider he looks very similar to Mel Gibson in Mad Max 1.
I thought they were going for that for a moment when the Odyssey's wheels burst into flames.
Nicholas Cage is expensive, I guess.
I was really hoping to see Tom Jane punisher.
And here I was thinking Cage would have made a good Dr. Doom. Ghost Rider was pre-MCU and largely forgotten as it was, unlike bringing back RDJ only a few years later.
Apparently they tried
Jay has said "What would it be like to see this movie without seeing the last xx years of movies. It would be completely incomprehensible." like 7 times now.
Sign of the times.
For this one you also needed to have seen the first season of the Loki show
And it’s rarely ever true.
@@robrotron2084 No you didn't. I haven't watched any of Loki and the film still made complete sense.
@@Kenvie2000yeah my friend have not seen any loki and he got the jist of it pretty cleanly without questions. Time cops, purgatory, giant monster. Full context not required.
This is the most positive I've heard them sound on a big release in a long time. Jay sounds genuinely excited to talk about it and that never happens. It really was that fun.
Something everyone seems to be missing is that the entire movie is a love story to Fox Studios.
Every cameo was a Fox movie version of the superhero (x-men 2 juggernaut instead of the one from Dead Pool 2, johny storm instead of Captain America, etc).
The closing credits had a cameo of behind the scenes fun from ... fox studios.
The "forgotten" 20th century fox logo in the void.
It was a comedy, but it was Ryan Renolds saying thank you to Fox and goodbye to an era.
something everyone recognizes but you want to point out cause you just realized
The cameos didn't feel like cameos after the initial reveal.
They just felt like supporting roles, and that felt so good. It felt so natural.
Everyone knows it.
Nobody is "missing" this.
Juggernaut was in X-men 3, not 2.
@@MegamaXX500Yeah if everyone's thinking it then why is no one but this comment saying it? And you could just say "I agree" or "that's a good point" instead of being a grump for no apparent reason
Regarding your opening question - only Deadpool is engaging with the 4th wall breaks. People actually in the scenes with him don’t know what he’s talking about. We, essentially, exist in Deadpool’s head.
I feel like they do know, but they're too professional to acknowledge it. Like, Cavillrine KNOWS he's Cavillrine, but he stays in character anyway because what else is he gonna' do?
Almost 15 whole minutes before Star Trek was mentioned this time, keep up the good work Mike!
Mike is reading a Star Trek book in the very first shot in the VCR shop
MOAR star trek
Tbh I was waiting for him to bring up lower decks while talking about his theoretical vulgar Star Wars movie.
@@Roughly182EggsHe's cramming for the 3rd Trivia showdown.
You can have Deadpool in more serious Marvel films. They would just have to depict Deadpool as a schizophrenic, and only show the 4th wall breaks from a 3rd person view, making him look crazy. Then just have everyone treat him like he's crazy...
I'd love to see some Deadpool and spiderman
That's a great idea!
There's plenty of examples in the comics of this. Taking away the 4th wall breaking still leaves you with a lot! Reynolds really owns the character though, so I think it would be extremely challenging to have him in a movie where he's not allowed to do all that he does to make his movies work. They'd probably have to really tone down the MCU house quippiness so he could do his thing.
That’s brilliant actually
That’s a terrible idea because time travel exists in the Marvel universe. Deadpool breaks the fourth wall much like time travel does. The best use case for introducing Deadpool is if and ONLY IF you were using Deadpool to nerf time travel and establish stakes for the MCU again.
I loved the Planes, Trains, and Automobiles of it.
The burned-out car from that had a cameo as well.
I think the movie is on point. Disney basically threw away the entire 20th century fox history. Of course Deadpool would focus on this.
You have pigshit for brains. Congratulations
They star wars expanded universe'd it
Remember that time they made a flash movie starring a criminal, known to be a criminal at that very time?
Yes…but let’s not simplify it down that far. To be technical, the founding fathers of the United States of America were criminals before they won the revolutionary war. And not all criminals are scumbags. Circumstances matter, and the crime itself matters. But yes, in this instance, you’re right. Miller is a horrible actor at best. And a scumbag in reality.
a small hat? That's majority of Hollywood movies, that's normal
Yeah, Jay really liked it
listen, Ezra is simply living up to the adage of "be gay do crimes" and for that I respect them 🫡
@@TrashHeapCustodian He's likely touched more kids than Bryan Singer. What a guy!
The world was not ready for Star Wars Detours...
Just me babe, just me 😏
@@LTambini96 I worked on it.... It was so random seeing it pop up in this hahaha.
@@stephenfmunoznice! Someone needs to tell Disney it looks pretty chill and maybe they could like, release it or something
@@LTambini96Genuinely scrolling the comments to see what it was so I could watch it. Ah well.
...and it never will be.
“We thought Star Wars was going to introduce time travel”
You poor poor soul. Who wants to tell them 😂
Oh god please no
Mistakes were made
Hug Jackman gave me a nice chuckle.
The opposite of an evil twin.
"Marvel's a Venom"
I love Mike so much
I think he’d like them. I like there mostly stand alone source material.
Deadpool's universe dying due to Logan's death is basically a giant meta-joke about how with Wolverine dead, no one really cares about Fox's X-Men/mutant universe anymore and it would slowly die out. It's also makes the cameos from the all the other non-MCU comic book movies in the Void that much funnier/cooler. Deadpool & Wolverine is like a giant love-letter to ALL those comic book movies (at least the Marvel based ones, sorry DC fans,) that have been keeping audiences entertained for decades before the MCU came along.
I was thinking "damn what if Halle Berry's Catwoman shows up" but then I remembered
Perfectly said!
I think as well whenever Deadpool claims to be “Marvel Jesus” he means within the movie but also the MCU as a whole with the recent movies doing so poorly. He and his movie are there to save the MCU.
It was actually a great movie. I really enjoyed seeing Wesley Snipes again after so long.
yeah this movie was basically acknowledging all the marvel movies that didnt make it into MCU, but they had to happen so that MCU could happen. Exactly same as they did with andrew garfields spiderman. It's respecting the actors work and dedication to portraying the characters before there was anything estbalished, rules etc. This movie is a giant salute to the good and bad comic book movies that came before.
The "lynchpin" character WAS Hugh Jackman as Wolverine. When he "retired" the universe of Fox/Marvel died.
Darth Vader makes jokes: he tells that one dude “I find your lack of faith disturbing” while choking him, then there’s the whole “Apology accepted” thing.
I like to picture Anakin speaking Vader's jokes with his aggravatingly dry smart-ass delivery sometimes. It makes it all less scary and a lot more exasperating.
I dont usually laugh out loud, but imagining CP30 cussimg and walking off set had me dying 🤣🤣
The Auralnauts' Creepio is Canon as far as I am concerned.
It was nice to see a comedy in a theater again.
That's what I was thinking too. I can't remember the last time I watched a silly comedy complete with a slapstick nut shot in a theater.
Same, comedy outside of podcasts is basically dead
Best cameo was the Welsh Deadpool. The football striker who plays for Wrexham.
Paul Mullins. Watching this in a cinema in Wrexham the cameo got the equivalent of a applause. A cinema full of knowing smirks.
mike taking a photo of his monitor instead of just screenshotting his PC is peak dementia
Even copy-paste-email
@@BilliamCharbyexactly. Just email it. Lol
I was gonna say it's super relatable.
....oh no.....
(how embarrassing)
Print to pdf. Save to phone
I mean, it's still faster than any of the other options. Mayb ehe's the secret technical genius all along.
“Not a little kid, but there is a kid in it…” lmaoooo
What's wrong with that statement?
They mean he's 12 years old, not 6 years old
@@wausjackbauer128 to be fair, I wouldn’t put it past these guys to give that statement dual meaning.
@@wausjackbauer128 oooooh, I thought he was implying the kid's fat, obese AND disgusting.
LMAOOO I JUST GOT THAT
@@wausjackbauer128 it means the kid is fat
Actually, Darth Vader has made a great joke before. He invited Han Solo to dinner after disarming him in The Empire Strikes Back
"I find your lack of faith disturbing" was kinda a joke. : )
He also tortured Han just because. “He didn’t even ask me any questions” as Han said
i recall he did a joke in Rouge One that everyone hated
Like every potential father in law he did invite him to dinner...only to boss him and then make him look a pussy
@@Tformer23yeah but that was to make Luke feel Han’s pain
The sheer amount of fanservice pandering was also impressive in its volume. By the fact there was so many references to fan gripes served as an acknowledgment of the depth of the problems with marvel. It was impressive how aware they actually are. They didn’t just say “ go find me a fan-service cameo” they seemingly know them all.
If they brought Halle Berry back to play Storm I would’ve creamed my pants.
Hugh was great in this, as always. The explanation for why he’s wearing the suit, his shame, and ultimately his proud acceptance that he is THE X-Man was a great arc for him. I was genuinely moved by that. It’s a testament to his talent that he can imbue that character with such pathos, even with all this goofy stuff happening.
"we're funny enough to be in writer room for Acolyte season 2" is pure gold
What’s funny is that that is really not that funny, which says a lot about you without saying a lot
@@sheildingepicness shut up nerd
@@sheildingepicnessyou....certainly tried something there
hi again
@@sheildingepicness Are you mad at them bc they very lightly made fun of a bad star wars show?
I couldn't stop laughing for 5 minutes after Blade said "some motherfuckers _still_ always be trying to ice skate uphill" with a straight-ish face. I laughed all through The Wolverine's tragic backstory flashback.
I say that line all the time
That's a great line in the first Blade, but I hated it in this movie. I thought for sure he was gonna say "motherfucker, are you out of your damn mind?!"
@@tiberiushazo6326 nah its fine, of all the blade lines, the ice skate line is Wesley Snipes' own.
I was the only person in my cinema who laughed at that joke and it upset me
@@Three60MafiaHe predicted what would happen to the new Blade movie, which is itself ice-skating uphill.
30, and this felt like a great send-off to all the films I grew up on. Good memories. Time to turn the page
You know the a Fox universe is still alive right? And that secret wars is how they're going to end it and bring in whatever characters they're gonna bring in right?
Amen to that. Good memories. Time to turn the page.
When you folks are passionate about something and say, “hey, you should watch this before we spoil it” I always appreciate it.
12:53
Spoiler for the opening scene
and they still didnt spoil a single goddamn thing
Hi, Mike.
You'll likely won't see this. Me and my roommate at the time met you at the Las Vegas airport in 2022. I felt bad that I recognized you and bothered you in public. So I was nervous to tell you in person that you and RedLetterMedia as a whole really helped shaped my movie appreciation since 2011 with the Star Wars Plinkett Reviews. Half in the Bag and BOTW really got me through tough times during college in the mid-2010s.
Thanks for the entertainment you hack frauds!
Huh, I was expecting the breastfeeding copypasta
I keep reading this expecting to find a punchline
I saw Mike Stoklasa at a grocery store in Milwaukee yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen New Glarus bottles without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bottles and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bottle and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
@@chandler224 Yeah or that one lol
Mike and Jay liking and recommending a new Marvel movie and telling us to go to a movie theater to see it just keeps adding to this historical month!
It's a really good movie which movie fans will appreciate. Critics be damned.
@@garyanderson8137 they are critics...
I'm tired of living in unprecedented times!
Deconstructionist meta post-modernism is what genres do as they enter the final stage of heat death, as we saw with westerns.
@@garyanderson8137It reviewed very well...
A hyper-violent meta Star Wars movie that just trashes on the sequel trilogy and the Disney shows would actually be very successful.
And trashes the prequels.
@@davidbowles7281 Normie Star Wars zoomers actually like the prequels which is most of the fanbase at this point. The average Star Wars fan soy faces to Anakin Skywalker and whine about bringing George back. Look at the Star Wars theory guy they mention.
@@MultiSpeedMetal I wonder if the sequel trilogy will have its day in the sun in like, 15 years, when Disney makes another trilogy, like the prequels eventually did? I don't think so. One thing the prequels had going for them was that they committed to the bit - they knew what they wanted to be, and did it. The sequel trilogy doesn't have the same focus, you can feel as you watch them that they switched directors halfway through.
Whether or not George was the right person to direct the prequels, he committed to the bit in a way Disney seems to be afraid to do
@@arthurthiele979 The sequels don't have a young fanbase that will grow up like the prequels did. The sequels are barely marketed and merchandised like the prequels were, which had like a million popular video games, comics, and toys. Disney is utterly incompetent. Whether you like the prequels or not George knew how to market and merchandise successfully. The Lego partnership with the Clone Wars and Empire stuff was particularly genius. George also capitalized on video games extremely successfully while Disney has botched that.
Disney makes like 2 half-assed battlefront games and sells some Rose Tico toys and calls it a day. The successful stuff they do isn't even sequel era like Jedi Survivor/Fallen Order or selling prequel and OT era lightsabers. They don't even do sequel-era comics as far as I know either. Although I kind of understand because I don't know how I would market the sequels either because how do you sell a worse version of the OT with zero interesting or even cool characters to adolescent males?
I think the damage control move would be a revived Jedi order in the Rey movie with some relatable male Anakin-esque Jedi padawan and edge lord Sith/ dark Jedi whatever dudes you can make toys of and throw in games that kids might actually buy.
@@MultiSpeedMetal You do realize you're commenting this on the channel that became famous for it's 70 minute deconstruction of The Phantom Menace. Nobody liked the prequels until it became cool to hate the sequels.
They totally got me with that scene with Rich Evans. I absolutely didn't expect him to reprise his role as Dick the Birthday Boy, but it was such a clever twist, I clapped and cheered in the theater.
Guilty as charged! A lot of folks say they called it and saw it coming but yeah... I'm not buying it. I thought it was very nicely done!
"Can Disney do comedy in Star Wars?" Please no! They tried it and we got bad "please hold" and "Yo momma" jokes!
And "somehow Palpatine returned." (Wait, what do you mean that wasn't a joke?)
I mean... They always had jokes in them like in ROTJ they mean like a complete comedy
Mandalorian had some pretty good humor.
"They fly now? They fly now!"
The one-take Old Boy fight scene is itself a reference to the classic grimdark samurai movie, The Sword of Doom.
Oh, interesting.
Best chanbara of all time, wish more people saw it.
I actually stopped at about 24 minutes because of how serious Mike was about it. My roommate invited me to see it today and I'm truly glad I didn't know about the spoilers, it made it a lot more fun. Thanks guys!
Mike not even having a proper word processor but using his iMac's notepad tool is so fucking funny
if only mike had a panasonic word processor
Breaking News: Rich Evans cast as Dr. Doom in Marvel’s upcoming Avengers: Doomsday
Freaking nepotism man, i'm talking about his less popular cousin who played Human Torch
I thought he was playing the Blob
@@gocuk95 less popular AND less attractive
To be fair about Logan dying in Logan... Logan is set way into the future. There were self-driving big rigs, all of the X-Men were dead. Having a show set in modern day with Wolverine isn't bringing him back to life. Logan was a great send off to Hugh Jackman's portrayal of the character, but this doesn't make the character cheaper.
I'm genuinely happy that you two were able to let your inner child out to play again and actually enjoyed watching a tent pole, superhero movie!!! Not that I want you to be brain-dead and enjoying whatever slop is thrown your way. It's just good to see that Ryan and Hugh hit enough of the right marks to allow you to be genuinely entertained instead of annoyed or indifferent.
Remember over a decade ago when you actually wanted to watch and review them all??
It felt like more of a reveal when Hugh Jackman's oiled up chest appeared than when he wore the cowl in the climax
When that one Hollywood actor showed up in the middle of the movie and said the line I kept sobbing until they asked me to leave.
But Juggernaut didn't say the line
@@Johnny0lovely69 But he sure was in this movie, I laughed and loved, and now I live thanks to this movie.
@@Bananahammock681No, I think he meant that scene when Rich Evans, Hollywood actor reprises his role as Magneto only to die off screen
Unironically I was most excited to see the older knife lady. Hope that’s vague enough for spoilers.
Her spin-off movie and what it was spun off from were ALWAYS at my library when I was a kid so I watched them constantly.
Alright, alright? Funny thing about Deadpool-universe girls: They're Lively and they try to ice-skate uphill, mon cher
@21:05: "Darth Vader doesn't make jokes."
Darth Vader in Empire Strikes Back: "Apology accepted, Captain Needa."
Hugh Jackman is a fantastic actor. He's Wolverine. That scene in the van is spectacular.
You're right. He is a fantastic actor. He's Wolverine.
He’s the best there is at what he does. And what he does best is portraying true realistic rage. Other than Mel Gibson I don’t know if there’s any actor better at that
Your wrong.
The real hugh jackman died when they made the logan movie. This guy is really wolverine from an alternate universe. He ain't acting, bub.
20:50 "Apology accepted Captain Needa" is a funny line.
"I find your lack of faith disturbing."
"I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further."
"The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am."
Those are all delivered with some portion of irony. It's well balanced, but they're certainly meant to be darkly humorous jokes.
Didn't Vader do a pun in Rogue One: A Star Wars Porn? He says Krennic shouldn't choke on his aspirations, as he's choking him. He also looks like he's fondling a small testicle while doing it, which certainly didn't help.
Don't choke on your ambitions.
@@GenerateSilence "Asteroids do not concern me, Admiral. I want that ship!" (second holographic admiral phases out as his star destroyer is obliterated by an asteroid).
“Be Careful Not to Choke on Your Aspirations, Director” was another fake joke
I vote for Joseph Moviephone because "mixed up the movie phone nunber" was already a Seinfeld bit with Kramer, who then pretends to be the moviephone robot
Agreed. We try to keep things fresh around here, and that's why I'm voting for Joe Moviephone.
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I thought Mike was betraying us old men by using a phone for his notes instead of his usual folded paper, but he screenshot another screen. Thank you, my son.
I choose to believe mike's grandmother is jay's old roomate
Deadpool is literally the court jester role
Not figuratively?
@Freakazoid12345 essentially
@@johnlee7164 for all intents and purposes?
Knowing Disney, what they'll get out of the success of this film is "the fans want more cameos."
Mike’s hatred of Anthony Daniels will never not be amusing.
@@j.g.3737 Its deserved. The guy’s a prick.
Apparently he’s a huge prick and insists only he can “correctly portray c3p0”
Here is how you put Deadpool into the avengers movie. Do not make Deadpool the point of view character. Only show him from third person. So he might break away from the group and turn to an imaginary camera and start talking, and one says who is he talking to? And another says oh he just does that.
Lame.
The way they handle it in the comics is pretty great. I think it was the original Secret Wars or Infinity War story they basically retold through Deadpool's point of view, he was constantly off screen in the original story, doing something else. I could definitely see them doing the next Deadpool movie that way, just film that movie at the same time as the next Endgame, reuse the same sets. That would probably be a logistical nightmare though.
Edit: Man that would be amazing if Deadpool was in the next Avengers movie and says like a single line in the entire movie during or after a big battle. Then put out the Deadpool version of events where it's the entire thing from his POV.