Half in the Bag Episode 123: Get Out and Logan

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  • Опубликовано: 24 янв 2025

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  • @IR17171717
    @IR17171717 8 лет назад +8013

    Mike's girlfriend: "You wanna do it?"
    Mike: "This reminds me of the Star Trek episode where..."

    • @Peligonzo
      @Peligonzo 7 лет назад +394

      "Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."

    • @makani9004
      @makani9004 7 лет назад +212

      "The Breast of Both Girls"?

    • @cobra8888
      @cobra8888 7 лет назад +200

      I wonder if Mike's days alway begin with "Starfleet report date...".

    • @sethorren
      @sethorren 7 лет назад +107

      you mean the one where the lady alien goes up to riker and says "i've never had sex with an alien before" and then they have sex?

    • @SamDaWarriorsFan
      @SamDaWarriorsFan 7 лет назад +10

      GREATEST.... COMMENT.... EVER!

  • @brandon4287
    @brandon4287 8 лет назад +1689

    Jay looking directly at the camera when Mike says "It's like an episode of Star Trek", is just great.

    • @mreshadow
      @mreshadow 6 лет назад +47

      Why do you hate timestamps

    • @EvilPurpleDragon
      @EvilPurpleDragon 6 лет назад +47

      mreshadow 5:00

    • @EliseoDimas
      @EliseoDimas 5 лет назад +6

      Absolute Jim moment

    • @stephengrigg5988
      @stephengrigg5988 4 года назад +6

      Jay also made a face right before when mike called it uneven. It looked like jay completely disagreed

    • @W.S._Ortega
      @W.S._Ortega 3 года назад +3

      Jay edited the episode as well. I bet he was flashing future Jay a look like "Damn it, I know you probably want to cut that out as well but just leave it in. It means a lot to Mike...".

  • @ThreeOranges
    @ThreeOranges 8 лет назад +7965

    It's funny how Mike gets uncomfortable when he really likes a movie. It's like happiness embarrasses him.

    • @Spo8
      @Spo8 7 лет назад +415

      He's watched the prequels so many times that enjoying a movie will always be a foreign feeling to him.

    • @PatrickBateman1987
      @PatrickBateman1987 7 лет назад +91

      his dad was a drunk

    • @Prof_Tickles92
      @Prof_Tickles92 6 лет назад +5

      He’s slowly becoming thanos!

    • @Paul91-
      @Paul91- 6 лет назад +39

      ThreeOranges His reaction to when he actually loved The Force Awakens is both hilarious and in a strange way very beautiful and heartwarming.

    • @NewWorldOrderResistanceMilitia
      @NewWorldOrderResistanceMilitia 6 лет назад +7

      Whoes Mike?

  • @Plasmaggie
    @Plasmaggie 8 лет назад +4183

    I think Mike comparing something to Star Trek is probably the highest praise he can give something.

    • @1ynx
      @1ynx 7 лет назад +104

      The wedding will be one big Klingon Tea Ceremony.

    • @pirovanomg
      @pirovanomg 7 лет назад +7

      Minimum Headroom I thumb'sd up your comment because of your username. Then I read your comment. The thumb still stands.

    • @360.Tapestry
      @360.Tapestry 6 лет назад +14

      “If you know the way broadly, you will see it in everything.” ― Miyamoto Musashi

    • @Gryffilion
      @Gryffilion 6 лет назад +17

      Or Star Trek is a hammer and everything looks like a nail

    • @brodysargolini4843
      @brodysargolini4843 5 лет назад +4

      That reminds me, space ghost is similar to that one episode of Star Trek where....

  • @ferencznandor
    @ferencznandor 8 лет назад +2047

    "It is just like Star Trek" - Mike Stoklasa, every time, about everything

    • @CelestialWoodway
      @CelestialWoodway 6 лет назад +6

      Well Star Trek is constantly ripped off.

    • @EbonMaster
      @EbonMaster 6 лет назад +16

      @@CelestialWoodway is it that or is it that star trek has done so much that its hard to not do something similar?

    • @turtleanton6539
      @turtleanton6539 5 лет назад +6

      @@EbonMaster yep just like Simpsons

    • @stefanforrer2573
      @stefanforrer2573 4 года назад +2

      @@EbonMaster yes

    • @JaydevRaol
      @JaydevRaol 4 года назад +1

      😂

  • @jsokobo
    @jsokobo Год назад +166

    “I can only hope they don’t dredge him back up.”
    Deadpool 3: 😬

    • @WBF_III
      @WBF_III 9 месяцев назад +8

      You beat me to this comment by 2 months. So close!

    • @Broll00
      @Broll00 8 месяцев назад +4

      Coming to make this. Figured I wouldn’t be the first.

    • @ClarkWahlberg-bo3oh
      @ClarkWahlberg-bo3oh 5 месяцев назад +3

      It's going to make over $1 billion.

    • @E-Chap
      @E-Chap 5 месяцев назад

      That kinda bums me out. I just rewatched Logan and it's such a great sendoff for Hugh Jackman's Wolverine. I haven't seen Deadpool 3 yet and I hear they treat him coming back in a believable way but it still seems like a giant cash grab.

    • @Broll00
      @Broll00 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@E-Chap I have seen it and don’t feel that way. Ryan Reynolds respects the source material and I think he does a great job of balancing being true to Deadpool and showing some reverence to Logan (though in a very appropriate to Deadpool irreverent way). Obviously your mileage may vary but I would say don’t judge it till you’ve seen it at least.

  • @shaftm123456
    @shaftm123456 8 лет назад +721

    That moment when mike accidentally calls captain picard 'dad'

    • @desepticon4
      @desepticon4 8 лет назад +83

      Well, he is like the perfect father figure.

    • @LION0410
      @LION0410 7 лет назад +17

      strangetomorrow Well that reminds me of a Star Trek ep. In where.....

    • @samuelG009
      @samuelG009 3 года назад +13

      As long as he doesn't call him daddy.

  • @bradhotdog
    @bradhotdog 8 лет назад +1434

    give me a supercut of the word "schlock" over the years

    • @bradhotdog
      @bradhotdog 7 лет назад +9

      nice!

    • @tuckertrucker3444
      @tuckertrucker3444 7 лет назад +5

      give us a link plz

    • @lunchbox1398
      @lunchbox1398 7 лет назад +6

      Put is here so we get notifications when you write it ... GL! and thank you!

    • @HamJams
      @HamJams 7 лет назад +23

      Supercut of them saying "played straight/flat"

    • @nuffwerewolf
      @nuffwerewolf 7 лет назад +18

      Can you do it to the tune of "Shots" by LMFAO and Lil Jon?

  • @aribobarri
    @aribobarri 8 лет назад +304

    He grabs a handful of cigars when he takes the cell phone charger at the convenience store ;)

    • @sonofagun4505
      @sonofagun4505 7 лет назад +22

      Ariana Smith Weren't those slim jims? I've never seen a cigar come in a yellow plastic wrapper. except for those swisher cigs but those hardly count.

    • @DustinIsHappy
      @DustinIsHappy 5 лет назад +8

      SonOfAGun don’t the wine flavoured backwoods come in a yellow pack?

    • @RayJackson5000
      @RayJackson5000 Месяц назад

      Retard

  • @theitalianalien8477
    @theitalianalien8477 7 лет назад +393

    Jordan Peele actually filmed that exact alternative ending, before deciding to go for the happy ending

  • @lunarimperium42
    @lunarimperium42 8 лет назад +810

    I love it when Mike starts talking about Star Trek for no reason.

    • @CarEdy23
      @CarEdy23 8 лет назад +140

      the pickard thing had me dying of laughter

    • @FlyfishermanMike
      @FlyfishermanMike 3 года назад +2

      He never does that.

    • @WiredLain_
      @WiredLain_ Год назад

      @@CarEdy23 Picard

  • @drakefaden1464
    @drakefaden1464 8 лет назад +280

    Suicide Squad getting an Oscar for costume design is like Transformers getting an Oscar for special effects. Is it noteworthy? No.

    • @simonamorim1405
      @simonamorim1405 8 лет назад +3

      daniel henderson Of course it is someone worked hard to make the look good just like an actor worked hard to make a good preformancem the idea that the award does not matter because the person that wins it is not famous is silly.

    • @trentdumon9054
      @trentdumon9054 8 лет назад +6

      daniel henderson Transformers didn't win though. Also, they have it to Suicide Squad over Star Trek: Beyond.

    • @svsguru2000
      @svsguru2000 8 лет назад +24

      It is like reviewing the food in a restaurant with "Well, the seats are comfy, I guess."

    • @LissaBroyles
      @LissaBroyles 7 лет назад +19

      It was like a boxer who gets knocked out every fight winning an award for best trunks.

    • @bigpump7985
      @bigpump7985 7 лет назад

      daniel henderson its like a singer getting an award at the grammys for best tits

  • @LukeRanieri
    @LukeRanieri 6 лет назад +575

    Hey Mike, I’m surprised you didn’t compare Xavier’s senility and psychic power seizures to the TNG episode “Sarek” (season 3 ep. 23) where Sarek’s Bendii Syndrome causes outbreaks of violence all over the Enterprise - and Patrick Stewart is present for both shows! Thanks for the great video! You guys rock.

  • @thetramp123
    @thetramp123 8 лет назад +1744

    But Jay, Logan is LITERALLY a post-Apocalypse movie!

    • @sillydude17
      @sillydude17 8 лет назад +80

      I was waiting and expecting for mike to say this one, must be the water

    • @mau0292
      @mau0292 7 лет назад +25

      the only one who would know anything about comic books is Rich Evans.

    • @Dormul
      @Dormul 7 лет назад +113

      thetramp123 I think It's more dystopian than post-apocalyptic. People have jobs, working electricity, tap water, and engage in leisure activities (partying and gambling).

    • @thetramp123
      @thetramp123 7 лет назад +171

      No, I mean the movie literally takes place after that X-Men movie with Apocalypse (presumably, I know there are discussions on timeline stuff but I'd rather not go into that as I was mostly just making a lame joke).

    • @Dormul
      @Dormul 7 лет назад +21

      thetramp123 Aha. Very clever.

  • @StrikeTeam99
    @StrikeTeam99 8 лет назад +349

    Captain Picard of the USS Logan

  • @r2dezki
    @r2dezki 8 лет назад +852

    You hacks need to review more terrible films so we don't have to watch them. Now I gotta watch some goddamn movies. Damnit.

    • @CorporateZombi
      @CorporateZombi 6 лет назад +1

      @@smurfette_blues7922 So, probably not going to watch Logan twice then... i feel like that. I diagree with the boys on this one. I dont think its a great movie. Just because it was unexpectedly bleak slow and depressing for a superhero film and has some reasonable dialogue. Oh yeah and I cant see past flaws in the plot. They were trying to get the girl back cause they need her... but actually they just were going to kill all the mutant kids??? And actually they dont need her at all because they already have logan 2.0 in the van? And to be honest by the end I was thinking the mutant kids were so jarringly violent and uncontrolable they should probably all be exterminated. Which made logan's sacrifice kind of pointless. What's the point of learning how to live and then just die. Those kids are condemned to a non normal life the same as logan was. This has the same hallmarks as Darth Vaders 5 mins in Rogue One for me. I.e. some fan service logan clawing people doesnt make up for a drudgingly depressing movie.

    • @Milan-tp4wc
      @Milan-tp4wc 6 лет назад +22

      CorporateZombie None of what you said were plot holes. Your honestly just nit picking at this point. It was a great movie, not perfect, but great.

    • @CorporateZombi
      @CorporateZombi 6 лет назад +1

      @The Rue Morgue in my opinion Logan is not in the same league as any of those films.

    • @kbend
      @kbend 5 лет назад +1

      CorporateZombie I thought you actually made a couple of good points as to what is this girls importance when they have weapon x, or whatever they’re calling upgraded Wolverine, developed already.

  • @MovieJunkieOfficial
    @MovieJunkieOfficial 7 лет назад +733

    The ending to Logan straight up destroyed me. Never have I had such a reaction to the loss of a long standing character. Hugh Jackman really gave it his all, he made Logan look genuinely fucked and sick of it all. It felt like every movement he made was painful but he had no choice but to keep going. Fantastic movie.

    • @CelestialWoodway
      @CelestialWoodway 6 лет назад +18

      Bored the shit out of me.

    • @grandarkfang_1482
      @grandarkfang_1482 6 лет назад +62

      CelestialWoodway Why would you say something so controversial, yet so brave?

    • @Paul91-
      @Paul91- 6 лет назад +41

      Movie Junkie Just the part where Laura sobs and cries and keeps saying "Daddy" over and over again makes a big tough guy like me cry like a little sissy. Logan really was such an amazing, beautiful, emotional, brutal, real and powerful film. The fact that it can bring an absolute annoying fucker and prick like me to tears just goes to show how well done a film it is. Thank you James Mangold for making my favourite X Men film out of them all and thank you Hugh Jackman for wonderfully portraying this character for 17 glorious years. Farewell old friend.

    • @MiniatureRanni
      @MiniatureRanni 6 лет назад +7

      Destroyed you? It was okay. The cross becoming an X was a nice touch. But Fosters Home for Imaginary Mutants was the stupidest fucking thing. "Logan saves the children". Fuck off.

    • @UKMikey
      @UKMikey 6 лет назад +16

      Edgy

  • @GuildOfCalamity
    @GuildOfCalamity 8 лет назад +497

    Two movies that Mike and Susan both enjoyed!?!? This is apocryphal.

    • @notimportant3686
      @notimportant3686 7 лет назад +17

      fuck you for making 123 people google

    • @ctrlmag7107
      @ctrlmag7107 4 года назад +1

      @The Rue Morgue Hello I am here a year later to say that he probably meant the Susan part, as many viewers might not have gotten the joke. Or maybe the word “apocryphal”

    • @rickylovesyou
      @rickylovesyou 4 года назад +5

      apocryphal
      /əˈpɒkrɪf(ə)l/
      adjective: apocryphal
      (of a story or statement) of doubtful authenticity, although widely circulated as being true.
      "his alleged description of opera as ‘fat gits singing’ is probably apocryphal"

  • @hellgout
    @hellgout 8 лет назад +293

    Must've been some Dan Aykroyd vodka in that water bottle.

  • @boonexy
    @boonexy 7 лет назад +105

    When Logan is digging the grave and is just muttering about "water", holy shit. No joke best actor for this, I'm in the camp that this is worth that recognition.

  • @zacroper3577
    @zacroper3577 8 лет назад +510

    I was disappointed with the lack of saving Martha in this movie also no out of place comedy? Too much good editing? and not enough weak villains? WTF were they thinking 0/10.

    • @daniel-ve7yp
      @daniel-ve7yp 8 лет назад +63

      To be fair it is Jordan Peele's directorial debut

    • @MrElmo54321
      @MrElmo54321 8 лет назад +5

      someone already has that username I was just a shame that they didn't put big budget blockbuster dumb action in this movie. What good characters? Sweet and dramatic story? No thanks!!! I'll take my Transformers 4 age of extinction level movie shit please

    • @GAoftheBlackFlames
      @GAoftheBlackFlames 8 лет назад +27

      I want to see cities being destroyed with the fury of 100 hiroshimas. thanks a lot 20th century FAIL

    • @zacroper3577
      @zacroper3577 8 лет назад +29

      Yeah forget character development I want as many characters as possible. And where in the fuck was the jar of piss to distract everyone from all the explosions???? I want to see a jar of Jesse Eisenbergs urine not some fucking respectful portrayal of Wolverine.

    • @zacroper3577
      @zacroper3577 8 лет назад +21

      I think what we're all forgetting is that the movie was missing a big blue sky laser. That's the key to making a great superhero movie.

  • @Mbucktheape
    @Mbucktheape 5 месяцев назад +10

    "And I can only pray....that they don't dredge him back up"
    At least they did a good job with it lmfao

  • @giantmonstermedia1058
    @giantmonstermedia1058 2 года назад +43

    Here in 2023 to quote a wonderful script: “No one’s ever really gone”

    • @monk_moshpit
      @monk_moshpit Год назад +5

      Don't worry, no one's ever really gone...

  • @ITSRICHTIME
    @ITSRICHTIME 8 лет назад +128

    Id pay to see Rich Evans in a sold out theater genuinely laughing and have cameras to see people reactions

  • @Kleavers
    @Kleavers 8 лет назад +864

    I can't believe they didn't point out that in Logan, a nice friendly family of farmers is absolutely brutally MURDERED in the most horrific way. A theme like that couldn't even be in a PG-13 movie even if they had no blood and gore.

    • @reapertoa
      @reapertoa 7 лет назад +72

      Kleavers they did the same in origins wolverine, but with old people....I guess that's.. ok?

    • @Kleavers
      @Kleavers 7 лет назад +114

      Showing kids that dick sauce of a movie at all should be a felony anyway.

    • @shockaboots
      @shockaboots 6 лет назад +5

      AMEN!! That's the comment I went in the comments to find. MIND BOGGLING that they included that HORRIFIC torture scene!!

    • @aerthreepwood8021
      @aerthreepwood8021 5 лет назад +30

      @He-Man ! I bet you breathe through your mouth and look at the ground any time someone darker than eggshell white gets within 20 feet of you.

    • @uncleprimrose9337
      @uncleprimrose9337 4 года назад +11

      @@aerthreepwood8021 You're an idiot.

  • @4besideyouintime
    @4besideyouintime 8 лет назад +526

    professor x being the father figure of a 150 years old man xD

    • @joelawry1064
      @joelawry1064 8 лет назад +51

      It kind of made more sense in the original timeline when Logan had amnesia, so he only remembered about 30 years worth of experiences.

    • @chairwood
      @chairwood 8 лет назад +25

      chickenpermission age is just a number

    • @VashdaCrash
      @VashdaCrash 8 лет назад +1

      MMQuck
      Roles can be ridiculous some times, but they usually just work

    • @woodman2855
      @woodman2855 8 лет назад

      chickenpermission It's a dumb superhero movie

    • @Katorok
      @Katorok 8 лет назад +13

      Logan was a ball of rage until he met X so it makes sense imho.

  • @Tingle457
    @Tingle457 8 лет назад +27

    The way Jay just looks straight into the camera after Mike compares Get Out to Star Trek. That was magnificent.

  • @mattwetmore3820
    @mattwetmore3820 11 месяцев назад +12

    "I can only pray that they don't dredge him back up"
    *me watching the 2024 superbowl:* welp....

  • @ThomasGiles
    @ThomasGiles 2 года назад +32

    Mike's premonition of Patrick Stewart playing an aging almost useless Picard was prophetic...

  • @TheAggroCraig
    @TheAggroCraig 8 лет назад +70

    That Austin Powers analogy for the DCCU is beautiful and perfect.

    • @randomfools808
      @randomfools808 7 лет назад +1

      Craig Williams Best part.

    • @spooplegeist
      @spooplegeist 6 лет назад +9

      It’s only more fitting now that the DCCU has a movie with literal sharks with frickin’ lasers attached to their heads.

    • @WreckingWood
      @WreckingWood 4 года назад

      Dark Universe would be more fitting now.

  • @ceerin4125
    @ceerin4125 8 лет назад +111

    Stephen Merchant as Caliban was seriously great in this film. 100x better than his Apocalypse counterpart.

  • @dennison9839
    @dennison9839 8 лет назад +956

    Similar to Wolverine, I too planned on killing myself until an unforeseen event popped up and gave me purpose.
    Thanks for the release RLM, two more weeks of existence for me!

  • @Gangerworld
    @Gangerworld 8 лет назад +10

    When Laura turned over the cross into an X at the end, even though I saw it coming, I couldn't stop the tears from flowing.

  • @NuclearDetractor
    @NuclearDetractor 8 лет назад +94

    Scientist man needs to put together the XMEN universe timeline like he did with the newest Terminator film. That was so very helpful.

  • @vtrip_
    @vtrip_ 9 месяцев назад +20

    i am from the future.
    this, in fact, is NOT hugh jackman's last appearance as Wolverine.

  • @EvtheBread
    @EvtheBread 8 лет назад +69

    "I found it like a big episode of Star Trek."
    *Jay gives camera a pained look*

  • @AirwaveInvader
    @AirwaveInvader 6 лет назад +118

    They didn't even mention Lara, which is crazy bc she's really good for being a child character in a movie

    • @d3l3tes00n
      @d3l3tes00n 3 года назад +10

      @@YoloSWAGJude I loved her character & was really disappointed that they had zero intention of continuing with her.

  • @bigbadseed7665
    @bigbadseed7665 8 лет назад +73

    When people say, "This is the first Oscar worthy superhero movie since The Dark Knight..."
    Why does anyone care about the Oscars?

    • @doomstadt2371
      @doomstadt2371 3 года назад +4

      I don't know how you could care about it once you know its just about campaigning and convincing a group of nobodies that your movie should get a trophy.

    • @Bombom1300
      @Bombom1300 3 года назад +5

      @@doomstadt2371 I think it's less about the trophy and more about the public recognition. Like it or not (and trust me, I don't either), a lot of people still care about what those 'nobodies' say about movies. If a nerdy movie gets approval it brings nerdy stuff that much further into just general acceptance.
      That's a lot less of a big deal now when nerdiness seems to rule and we have things like Marvel that are just broadly popular, but I can totally understand people who grew up in homes that shunned this sort of thing being genuinely excited about nerdy stuff getting proper recognition.
      I mean, imagine if your parents shamed you for liking X-Men, and then the snooty movie experts they listen to every year declare superheroes to be the pinnacle of cinema. Wouldn't that be stinking amazing?

    • @koholos
      @koholos 3 года назад +2

      A better question is “why does anyone still care about superhero movies?”

    • @fartquaviasdingle7876
      @fartquaviasdingle7876 2 года назад +2

      @@koholos the better question is "why does anyone still care about movies?"

  • @LuizBarrosPoa
    @LuizBarrosPoa 5 лет назад +61

    Came back here for this:
    25:23
    25:48
    27:05

  • @romanwashere2
    @romanwashere2 5 месяцев назад +7

    "this is the last movie hugh jackman will play wolverine"
    Disney: "no one's ever really gone"

    • @MrDgf97
      @MrDgf97 5 месяцев назад +1

      somehow wolverine has returned

  • @thomasbrown7309
    @thomasbrown7309 8 лет назад +86

    So this is the first X-men movie worthy of an Oscar? That means that IT BROKE NEW GROUND!

  • @dreweckhart6894
    @dreweckhart6894 8 лет назад +397

    First Oscar worthy superhero movie since the Dark Knight?
    Did you see Suicide Squad?

    • @satanvenit
      @satanvenit 8 лет назад +75

      Get out

    • @uknownada
      @uknownada 8 лет назад +13

      I like how nobody is realizing that Suicide Squad DID get an Oscar.

    • @E_V878
      @E_V878 8 лет назад +11

      Rogue One deserved the makeup oscar for the incredible work they did with Grand Moff Tarkin. He totally didn't look like uncanny cgi

    • @YouTv4G
      @YouTv4G 8 лет назад +4

      You do know that Spider-Man 2 won an Oscar; it was for special effects.

    • @kraftyNiNja
      @kraftyNiNja 8 лет назад

      Invisus Machina *OF THE THEATER*

  • @perfectuscorgi5753
    @perfectuscorgi5753 8 лет назад +248

    Just watched Logan and I counted about five kids and a baby at the showing of it.

    • @Philernator
      @Philernator 8 лет назад +50

      Leland Mason Not a big turnout huh?

    • @Daniel-Cruz
      @Daniel-Cruz 7 лет назад +2

      same

    • @Spink_Prime
      @Spink_Prime 6 лет назад +1

      @@sodainaplasticbottle5734We have NC-17 for that, which I appreciate. Most quality movies don't deserve an NC-17, so kids aren't missing out on much by being unable to see those, but there are some STELLAR R flicks because they don't always go too over the top for 95% of people, but are allowed to do what they need to be great because of this rating.

    • @perfectuscorgi5753
      @perfectuscorgi5753 Год назад

      @@shashock yeah

  • @NewFriendJason
    @NewFriendJason 7 лет назад +31

    yes logan doesnt smoke his classic cigar in this film but he does steal one in the gas station store

  • @AventurineShadowlane
    @AventurineShadowlane 8 лет назад +236

    Rich evans once told a story on a gaming stream about how late at night he was biking (long story) and he came upon a little girl tied to a fence. She asked to be untied and when he did she ran off into the night. He thinks he may have killed her

    • @danielv5822
      @danielv5822 7 лет назад +337

      Of course he untied her.
      Rich Evans doesn´t want to be fed... Rich Evans wants to hunt.

    • @j__h9221
      @j__h9221 7 лет назад +9

      Godless Omnipotence when did he tell this?

    • @dangerdan2592
      @dangerdan2592 7 лет назад +9

      Why would he have killed her. Makes no sense. Unless I'm missing some sort of joke or reference.

    • @AventurineShadowlane
      @AventurineShadowlane 7 лет назад +94

      DangerDan no, he inadvertently killed her by releasing her into the night without an escort

    • @cobracommander8133
      @cobracommander8133 7 лет назад +10

      Godless Omnipotence which live steam is this on?

  • @TheRcanmeananything
    @TheRcanmeananything 8 лет назад +619

    MCU is comfort food cinema. Something like Logan is a really nice steak dinner you treat yourself to every now and then. DCEU is like those restaurants that give you ridiculously small portions for 40-50 dollars a plate and then you throw it up when you go home because the cook didn't wash his hands.

    • @rogerpuzzitiello
      @rogerpuzzitiello 8 лет назад +40

      TheRcanmeananything I almost agree with you on Logan, but I would add that someone comes in and tells you the steak was made from a scared, defenseless cow that was brutally murdered for your enjoyment.

    • @nenenomusic
      @nenenomusic 8 лет назад +22

      Except for the Nolan Batman movies... that's very reminiscent of Logan

    • @Film_Fan24
      @Film_Fan24 8 лет назад +2

      Wrong about DC. They are food that are acquired tastes. The more you eat it, the more you'll get used to it and eventually like it.

    • @plankcaller
      @plankcaller 8 лет назад +59

      Newer DC movies are an acquired taste in the sense that you can get used to eat bland trash if you eat it constantly.

    • @nuzlocker1008
      @nuzlocker1008 8 лет назад +2

      MCU and Suicide Squad are fast food.
      MoS, BvS and Logan are fine cuisine.

  • @AnimatedASMR
    @AnimatedASMR 8 лет назад +105

    First time I've seen Mike drink something other than alcohol on the show.

  • @VivaZeus
    @VivaZeus 8 лет назад +131

    Surprised they didn't comment on Dafne Keen at all, she was as brutal as Jackman in most of those action scenes

    • @recorderex
      @recorderex 8 лет назад +31

      Dysphoria Blue yea, i did not expect a kid to act like this, she cried so hard snort was coming out of her nose and she still continue acting

    • @OurOrthodox
      @OurOrthodox 8 лет назад +1

      recorderex I figured that was CGI for some reason. To goose her performance.

    • @AWSVids
      @AWSVids 8 лет назад +42

      Dysphoria Blue It's also interesting that people seem to only regard this as Hugh Jackman's send-off. It was most likely Patrick Stewart's as well. Hell, it was most likely a send-off to the entire "older generation" X-Men movie era. We may see cameos from Ian Mckellan or something in some future movies, but I don't imagine we'll ever see another extensive Days of Future Past type movie again, and we're definitely not gonna see any full on original cast movies again... that era is effectively over now. It'll be all the Lawrence/McAvoy/Fassbender cast going forward, or we'll see the new generation led by Dafne Keen.

    • @Jakeltons
      @Jakeltons 8 лет назад

      PhantomOfNorleras lol

    • @recorderex
      @recorderex 8 лет назад +1

      PhantomOfNorleras dammit i was too engrossed in the movie that time i didnt think of it that way, now i cant watch the movie for the second time, thanks guy.

  • @SrPelo
    @SrPelo 7 лет назад +121

    BRING BACK BOYHOOD

    • @ChromaGore
      @ChromaGore 4 года назад +8

      i never thought id see the senor himself on an old RLM episode lmao.
      jokes aside, take care of yourself today for no reason at all other than how much you deserve it.
      love ya, pelo!

    • @cacophonousantiquarian8803
      @cacophonousantiquarian8803 11 месяцев назад

      IT TOOK TWELVE YEARS TO MAKE

  • @RichardHeart
    @RichardHeart 8 лет назад +142

    @21:00 if you want to skip to the Logan review.

    • @gustavoschneider6781
      @gustavoschneider6781 7 лет назад +6

      Thank you!

    • @RichardHeart
      @RichardHeart 7 лет назад +2

      All good :)

    • @pattypcollins
      @pattypcollins 7 лет назад +14

      Get Out is awesome though deserves as much attention as Logan.

    • @ahmedabusabib5424
      @ahmedabusabib5424 6 лет назад +4

      pretorious700 That's completely nonsensical. Though everything is subjective to an extent, everything has some objectivity, including film. Objectively, Get Out is nowhere near as good as the ratings say.

    • @tincano-beans2114
      @tincano-beans2114 6 лет назад +5

      pretorious700 nice jr high comeback. Get out was just another suspenseful creep movie, but because it was about social issues everyone is slobbing it's nob

  • @imnotbenjaminnutt
    @imnotbenjaminnutt 7 лет назад +64

    Logan was Terminator 2 meets the X-Men. I loved it and it absolutely fucking wrecked me.

    • @MyVictor2012
      @MyVictor2012 7 лет назад +4

      Benjamin Nutt terminator 2 was less boring.

  • @HeySchultz
    @HeySchultz 2 года назад +25

    “And I can only pray they don’t dredge him back up.” Hey greetings from the far distant future of 2022 where they just announced Deadpool 3 featuring Hugh Jackman as Wolverine again.

    • @mookiewilson4166
      @mookiewilson4166 2 года назад +1

      Hello, time traveller from 2025 here. You’ve got to see what happened when the social justice wokescolds decided that Hugh Jackman is just whitewashing a role which should have gone to an actual wolverine and so he has been retroactively replaced by a digital animal.

  • @wdcain1
    @wdcain1 8 лет назад +24

    7:17 "Do you ever _stop_ rewatching Star Trek?" "No."

  • @A_Simple_Neurose
    @A_Simple_Neurose 8 лет назад +28

    Is this the fastest "reminds me of an episode of Star Trek" Mike ever did? Literally 5 minutes in.

  • @cheezyfilmsproductions1842
    @cheezyfilmsproductions1842 7 лет назад +15

    The most positive episode of Half in the Bag probably ever

  • @MrBurnlan
    @MrBurnlan 8 лет назад +598

    Logan is rated R ? Here in France it's "suitable for children 12 and up"

    • @CheetosForBreakfast
      @CheetosForBreakfast 8 лет назад +31

      and?

    • @bellegranger7195
      @bellegranger7195 8 лет назад +496

      It's because the children complained, so France surrendered to them.

    • @BlueMaxx86
      @BlueMaxx86 8 лет назад +82

      *slow clap*

    • @khimeraQ
      @khimeraQ 8 лет назад +10

      Probably because that one Prom girl showed her tits at the beginning of the film. The violence and language also contributed to it as well.

    • @MohdTaufiq91
      @MohdTaufiq91 8 лет назад +109

      >Makes Frenchie surrender joke
      >While using a French first name and a Huguenot surname
      L'ironie

  • @user-qz3gz5pw7x
    @user-qz3gz5pw7x 8 лет назад +48

    Wouldn't be a a Half in the Bag episode without Mike comparing it to an episode of Star Trek

  • @AbbaZappa
    @AbbaZappa 2 года назад +14

    No one's ever really gone...

  • @MrDerekMagnuson
    @MrDerekMagnuson 6 месяцев назад +6

    34:44 (Right before Deadpool & Wolverine Half in the Black Void) Previously, on Half in the Bag...

    • @richardharri8215
      @richardharri8215 5 месяцев назад +1

      Oh they dredged him back up, alright.

  • @stuartrichards3570
    @stuartrichards3570 8 лет назад +5

    I was on a canal cruise in Amsterdam last weekend and the incidental background music to the audio tour was the opening theme from HITB.

  • @PFSVenom
    @PFSVenom 8 лет назад +166

    5 minutes in and Mike the Hack is already talking about Star Trek...

  • @TheBibleReloaded
    @TheBibleReloaded 8 лет назад +447

    *UNORIGINAL COMMENT *

    • @corywilson2007
      @corywilson2007 8 лет назад +5

      The Bible Reloaded Jakee what's up

    • @benbraund6500
      @benbraund6500 8 лет назад +3

      The Bible Reloaded hey what are you doing in this part of the youtube

    • @corywilson2007
      @corywilson2007 8 лет назад

      TBR put me on to RLM so that's probably why he's here because he enjoys their content

    • @alesin1992
      @alesin1992 8 лет назад +8

      GO ON DP AGAIN YOU FAT FUCKS

    • @AventurineShadowlane
      @AventurineShadowlane 8 лет назад +3

      rich said he watches them

  • @Jackid17WuertzCo
    @Jackid17WuertzCo 8 лет назад +249

    YOU JUST KEEP HITTING THE F*CKIN HOME RUNS DISNEY

    • @ThisGuitarPlayerGuy
      @ThisGuitarPlayerGuy 8 лет назад +2

      Dalton Moen Marvel movies are made by Disney
      Hence Disney

    • @zenithquasar9623
      @zenithquasar9623 8 лет назад +7

      This was Fox though.

    • @joseaguilar3323
      @joseaguilar3323 8 лет назад +10

      ThisGuitarPlayerGuy This is a Marvel Licence to Fox, not a Marvel Studios Movie, so not a Disney movie.

    • @RF-tg2eh
      @RF-tg2eh 8 лет назад +9

      Are you dumb, it's obviously a Roger Corman film.

    • @gregthesuperninjaturtle450
      @gregthesuperninjaturtle450 8 лет назад +4

      A regular Plumbus I wonder if he brought his Sony swag bag

  • @stefanschussler7896
    @stefanschussler7896 5 лет назад +2

    That VHS of Night Court epitomizes everything I love about this channel. That was my favourite show as a child.

  • @JoseRodriguez-un2kc
    @JoseRodriguez-un2kc 7 лет назад +35

    A great way to kill off a character and not have the dirt rising up at the end.

  • @Chewsiffer18
    @Chewsiffer18 8 лет назад +6

    I love the genuine frustration in Mike's face every time he catches himself saying Picard.
    Also, another fantastic video. Thank you, RedLetterMedia, for all the quality content over the years

  • @Gismalurk
    @Gismalurk 8 лет назад +25

    Mike drinking water? Doesnt that dilute the alchohol content in his body to a dangerous level of sobriety?

  • @LAVATORR
    @LAVATORR 8 лет назад +16

    2:10 AHHHH NEW CAMERA ANGLE
    2:12 well thank god that's over

  • @seangreen9736
    @seangreen9736 7 лет назад +40

    When they said spoilers, I didn't think they meant for The Hateful Eight wtf

  • @brunorubio
    @brunorubio 7 лет назад +7

    "A hit on 20", that is an amazing, beautiful analogy.

  • @gishigoshi
    @gishigoshi 6 лет назад +14

    We gonna ignore the fact that they predicted the alternative ending almost perfectly to get out

  • @rustybuckets2143
    @rustybuckets2143 5 лет назад +5

    The final fight in Logan is one of my favorite action scenes.

  • @SirDupree
    @SirDupree 8 лет назад +12

    Don't worry. I just assume any movie with Patrick Stewart is really Picard playing around in the Holodeck.

  • @CroCitizen2407
    @CroCitizen2407 8 лет назад +104

    Mike looks mighty fine.

    • @CroCitizen2407
      @CroCitizen2407 8 лет назад +8

      Hey, I liked my own comment. Call me a cunt.

    • @alexsilva28
      @alexsilva28 6 лет назад +1

      pyrobotnik
      ( ° ͜ʖ °)

    • @staceyann1180
      @staceyann1180 4 года назад +1

      @@CroCitizen2407 I liked your comment too. Cause when you're right, you're right!

    • @jimmymcmorgan7827
      @jimmymcmorgan7827 4 года назад

      ...mighty fat.

  • @likeclockwork6473
    @likeclockwork6473 7 лет назад +2

    Logan is why I go into a movie without spoiling it at all for myself. I didn't know what was coming, I didn't pay attention to any of the press at all, and I didn't know this movie would leave me speechless for minutes after it ended. This is one of those movies you don't spoil

  • @TMoney484
    @TMoney484 8 лет назад +53

    They liked both movies!?!

  • @IdanShir
    @IdanShir 8 лет назад +6

    If I had a shot of scotch everytime Mike has made a Star Trek reference, I'd have torn my family apart.

  • @glacier2win
    @glacier2win 7 лет назад +7

    I watched Get Out without watching the trailer and I am very glad I did. The trailer spoils everything, it's bonkers.

  • @upStomp
    @upStomp 5 месяцев назад +3

    Multiverses mean never having to say "geez, I hope he doesn't die at the end".

  • @KingNothing125
    @KingNothing125 7 лет назад +12

    Jordan Peele's DVD commentary actually talks about the ending, where he originally filmed the ending Mike and Jay were talking about, where the actual cops show up and arrest Chris for murdering his girlfriend and her family (which I think is also on the DVD). But he says that given the current social climate, a happier ending was needed.

  • @timotheus1973
    @timotheus1973 8 лет назад +8

    Saw Logan last night. LOVED IT! There were legit people sniffling towards the end of the film. I myself was trying to keep emotions in check. It was so sad and so fitting at the same time. Excellent movie.

  • @jamesvonhendriksen6314
    @jamesvonhendriksen6314 7 лет назад +42

    If they do ever want to bring the Wolverine back, I reckon Mike would do a pretty decent job, his dramatic chops have come along leaps and bounds.

    • @puppysect
      @puppysect 5 лет назад +2

      Jay could totally do the mutton chops though.

    • @jakeguy6050
      @jakeguy6050 3 года назад +1

      @@puppysect he does have the little man part down.

  • @michaelbarfield7510
    @michaelbarfield7510 8 лет назад +156

    Dear Diary,
    Today I formed an opinion of a film all by myself, and then Mike and Jay validated my opinion of that film. Now I can die happy...
    Just kidding, I can't die happy until Mike and Jay team up with Jenny Nicholson to review Star Wars Episode 8 together.

    • @let_there_be_dark
      @let_there_be_dark 5 лет назад +9

      That would be the sexiest crossover ever

    • @Charlie-um6kn
      @Charlie-um6kn 5 лет назад +1

      word

    • @fewwiggle
      @fewwiggle 5 лет назад +8

      @@Chapterhouse86 Hah -- jokes on you -- she hated RoS. And, if you ever went through her videos, you'd see what a comedic genius she is (plus knowing and understanding a ton about Star Wars). She was even hired by other "channels" to do shows about it.

    • @1917girl
      @1917girl 4 года назад +3

      @@Chapterhouse86 lol TFA came out years ago, so what if that was the first one she watched? does that matter even if that is true? does she need to have watched it prior for her opinions to be valid? it doesn't matter WHEN you get into something, you still have the right to talk about it lmao.

    • @obo2999
      @obo2999 4 года назад +1

      @@1917girl yes it does matter.
      I wouldn't trust the opinion of someone who saw chapter 7 first out of 9 chapter story

  • @HokeyBugle
    @HokeyBugle 3 года назад +5

    When Mike brings up star trek, I react by turning to see what's on screen only to see Jay turn to look into the camera.
    It's become a tradition on these HitB marathons

  • @BlueMaxx86
    @BlueMaxx86 8 лет назад +84

    I'm sure Rachel Dolezal feels awkward around her friends right now because of Get Out.

    • @misakayy1911
      @misakayy1911 8 лет назад +19

      Johnny Bombardak edgy

    • @JokersRWildStudios
      @JokersRWildStudios 7 лет назад +13

      Maladaptive Daydreamer What friends?

    • @markuzthe0ne
      @markuzthe0ne 5 лет назад +3

      So funny enough, I recently watched a movie on Netflix called "The Perfection" that she stars in, and I think as a response to get out, she is in a Lesbian, Interracial, relationship. It's actually really good, lot of twists, turns, you never know where it's going, it's super bizarre, you should check it out.

    • @gokaury
      @gokaury 4 года назад

      Same goes for Shawn King.

  • @l.thomascater5580
    @l.thomascater5580 8 лет назад +45

    Can't wait for all the Logan imitators now ...

    • @surlyandroid
      @surlyandroid 8 лет назад +58

      The last minute edit of Justice League will have CG blood spurts every time a hit connects.

    • @dragonphoreal
      @dragonphoreal 8 лет назад +21

      +Redresseny
      The problem is that isn't normally the case.
      Remember, Dark Knight was a very thematic superhero movie but when the rest of Hollywood tried to imitate it, all they thought was "OH IT SUCCEEDED BECAUSE IT WAS DARK SO LETS MAKE OUR MOVIES DAAARK".
      In the case of Logan, they will likely think it succeeded because of the violence and that it was "moody". Hollywood normally takes the face value approach.

    • @sonofagun4505
      @sonofagun4505 7 лет назад +3

      Redresseny I know the comment is a little old but they aren't enthralled by the fact he's cursing. the fact that he cursed right away is kind of a insight on what the rest of the movie was going to be like. I personally felt like it coulda used less fucks, but it was showing you it's going to be a more gritty movie compared to the old campy x men movies. IMO

    • @redbigun
      @redbigun 7 лет назад

      Asylum is on it.

  • @Krooksbane
    @Krooksbane 6 лет назад +11

    Let keep it real, Logan deserved the Oscar, not Black panther

  • @ds9486
    @ds9486 7 лет назад +3

    "All good things... Must come to an end" nice subtle TNG reference. Props Mike

  • @wowsew
    @wowsew 8 месяцев назад +7

    "last hugh jackman wolverine movie"
    cut to new deadpool wolverine trailer

  • @MrGeorgeFlorcus
    @MrGeorgeFlorcus 7 лет назад

    It's kind of funny how X-Men Origins: Wolverine, and the fallout of that bomb is really what opened the way for Deadpool, an R-Rated Comic Book movie, which turned out to be a huge success. And that success, in turn, paved the way for Logan, an R-Rated Comic Book movie that turned out to be a huge success. It's all come full circle.

  • @bshpev
    @bshpev 6 лет назад +10

    when that cop car pulls up at the end and the girl just starts pleading for help your heart just sinks... such a good moment.

  • @MovieOuthouse
    @MovieOuthouse 8 лет назад +15

    Now I know how to feel about these things.

  • @Tearakan
    @Tearakan 8 лет назад +7

    The fast and the furious characters are literal gods in those movies. They can't die like regular mortals can.

  • @flaviocimolin8810
    @flaviocimolin8810 5 лет назад

    the lil' doggy barks right after mr. plinkett says "old trumpy". this is MASTERFUL editing

  • @jynx3662
    @jynx3662 Год назад +1

    Mike: "This is the last film Hugh Jackman will be playing Wolverine in..hint..hint"
    Mike: "And I can only pray they don't dig him back up"
    Deadpool 3: "Hold my beer"

  • @themadmachinist8637
    @themadmachinist8637 6 лет назад +6

    I'm going to have to watch Logan again this weekend. That was an amazing movie.

  • @chrisjohnson4738
    @chrisjohnson4738 7 лет назад +3

    I honestly can't remember the last time I didn't check out during third act action scenes, but watching Logan I was on the edge of my seat.

  • @fungusbobmoldpants2781
    @fungusbobmoldpants2781 4 года назад +4

    That water bottle gag made me laugh way too hard 😂

  • @JacobHalton
    @JacobHalton 7 лет назад

    I'm glad you guys compared Hateful 8 to Get Out, when I was watching it I noticed how tense everything seemed in Get Out since you guys mentioned it about how Tarantino did that in Hateful 8 and all his other movies

  • @Floormat212
    @Floormat212 8 лет назад +74

    One of the things not mentioned when discussing R-rated "Marvel" X-Men movies is that they are distributed by FOX. Deadpool was too. It is not that Marvel/Disney is making R-rated movies, FOX is. That is why we are getting these amazing comic book movies. No thanks to Disney at all. Some head nod should be given to FOX for that.

    • @TanoBrati
      @TanoBrati 8 лет назад +8

      Mathew B Cough, Fan4stic, cough.

    • @dragonphoreal
      @dragonphoreal 8 лет назад +22

      Fant4stic, or as I call *Pre10tious*, was Tom Rothman's doing. Deadpool and LOGAN wouldn't have never happened had Tom Rothman still been in charge of FOX.

    • @neverusingthisagain2
      @neverusingthisagain2 6 лет назад

      Fox made so much garbage too though.