@@viscountrainbows6452 Now I wanna see "Rich Wick" where he starts a brutal murder spree of hollywood exec, who ruined his favorite movie/TV-series. He is not the babba yaga, he is the birthday boy - and he has a special present for everyone! Ratet R for RICH EVANS!
@@horsyswillkill for sure. It's a handful of people acting like idiots. Then people see empty shelves or hear toilet paper is impossible to get and more people start hoarding it. Like the idiots that buy up all the milk and bread when there is even just a decent chance of a little snow / ice in the forecast down here (in the south).
Just for the sake of giving credit where it's due, I actually got this joke from a RUclips comment on a video of the actual Dawn Of The Dead (2004) Intro. If you search for a bit you'll find it no problem~...
@@sean8102 And frozen pizzas. I used to work in a grocery store, and one year as an ice storm approached, everyone was buying up milk and frozen pizzas. I finally asked one person why the pizza, and the answer was "in case the power goes out."
“There’s a horror movie to be made with a virus going around and friends turning on each other.” Don’t worry, Jay, I have a feeling hundreds of those are being written right now.
Because it's such a clever idea and there are hundreds of brilliant but otherwise unoccupied script writers? Or because it's a lame representation of the fucking entitled self-glorification of 2020 hipster culture? Or, "Everybody ELSE is an asshole and a dimwit. Except me and my twitter allies." I guess an even greater lack of self-awareness is a direction for cinema to go...
As comedian Pat Dean put it recently on twitter: we're like 2 years away from some shithead saying in an interview "we consider COVID-19 a character in this film."
My friend and I were on Netflix one day looking for, what we assumed, was a trash horror movie to watch and make fun of. Found tucker and Dale and Holy. Shit. What a genuinely great movie lol
that is why I'm not upset you need permits to sell food and drinks here where i live xD Yeah hurr durr opressive country doesn't allow kids to have simple income, but at least noone drinks detergent mixed with puddle water from clueless kids
@@prathapkutty7407 I mean she's not any hotter than anybody I can find on xvideos or pornhub so she doesn't have that much going for her. She's rich I guess but she's not anybody people should take seriously.
I grew up in the 00's in a rural area. That guy who shoots squirrels "because they're gay" was like half the dudes I knew, so I always found that moment hilarious
Sitting in a bathtub that probably costs more than many people’s houses, rambling about the virus being the great equalizer... That has to be the greatest piece of art that came out of this mess.
The common wisdom used to be “never meet your heroes” because they’re inevitably not as awesome, smart or cool in real life as they are in your imagination. Today, thanks to the wonders of modern technology, our “heroes” actively seek ways to make you feel like an idiot for ever having liked them.
Yeah, it makes me not like/care the newer celebrities now. Oh cool you're locked up in your homes like everyone else. Shut up and stop begging for attention, fricking celebrities.
I think that Eli Roth is a David Lynch character. He just seems like this madeup person, and his movies are like the fake previews you'd see within a dark comedy movie. But then it gets too metaphysical and you start wondering if David Lynch is actually a multidimensional traveler and if this LSD trip is ever going to end.
I think Eli Roth has a similar problem as Micheal Bay has: he has this little frat boy goblin in his brain that eats all his ideas and then poops them out so even the good ideas are now covered in shit. When you listen to Roth talk about horror films and their meaning and artistic merit it's like listening to a genuine scholar on the subject and you can sense his love for it. His ideas, at its core, are all solid and great ideas for films but then they get eaten by that little frat boy goblin and pooped out and Eli forgets how human beings talk, and act, and genuinely behave. It's like an Italian horror film filter through a skinamax Porky's knock off.
'Don't be scared! You're supposed to be frightened! That's the point! 👉 ' David Lynch is my 3rd favorite Director, after only Stanley Kubrick & Jim Henson! The man is a _LEGEND_ of *CINEMA!*
The last month has felt exactly like the opening act of a zombie movie, there is a scary realization to be made from this. The average person is about as dumb as the average person in a horror movie.
I mean don't forget how consumerism has trained us that everything will be A OK as long as we keep buying stuff. Dawn of the Dead is the epitome of how we went past the homo sapiens to a dependant Homo..Buyius?
@@TheWatchernator nah, that was a funny joke from a stand up comedian but in reality intelligence is different. There's a huge block of people, the vast majority of people, who are all about the same level of intelligence, then you've got a few outliers who are incredibly smart and a few outliers who are incredibly stupid. The block in the middle, the average person, well they tend to think they're smarter than the average when they're really not. Anyway I like George carlin but it seems people take that joke very seriously and think that's how intelligence is actually distributed.
@@duffman18 Taking the joke seriously isn't really an observation about the distribution of intelligence. It is trivially true that half the people are dumber than the average (which is the joke), so the idea is that when we talk about half the people being dumber than the average we are talking about the exact average not the block in the middle. Half of all people really are smarter (or dumber) than the average person, just not by much. In reality most people are roughly as dumb as the average person, which is far more horrifying.
Did no new episodes of the show drop? Or was it just so that Rich Evans won't be tortured any further? I live for the Star Trek content on this channel. I think Mike is the last Trekkie that actually still gets it.
Agreed. Was hoping for the Picard end-cap today and got...this? I feel like some poor kid at his birthday party, hoping it would be filled with cake and a new bicycle. Instead, I'm surrounded by creepy animatronic animals and my mom dressed me in a crappy T-shirt that invites pedophilia. What a world.
He's 1 of those people blessed with natural charisma to the point he could probably release a video saying "ye I'm ok so fuck you all" and people would laugh and say "oh that Arnie". Like seriously it's hard to not love the guy.
They really missed out making a reference to the movie and saying "The world is ending... so lets fuck" as Mike and Jay stare into each others eyes and warmly embrace in a passionate make out scene. But I suppose that would lead to too many RLM sex fan fics.
@@vanyadolly I like that song, but I understand why these celebrities' pretentiousness would make someone hate it. I love Will Ferrell, but come on man, you too?
Rich Evans self isolated himself over 40 years ago. Although his lack of hygiene and overall frumpiness has always unsettled and confused many, 45 years from now the world will praise his genius and foresight.
When it comes to Horror comedy Shawn of the Dead is the gold standard, but I would ask recommend Dale and Tucker Vs Evil for those who need a good laugh!
The bunny at the end- aside from being a pointless callback to a pointless scene- is indeed a reference to The Shining. There's an AFI "scariest movies" countdown that features Eli Roth as a talking head. When they get to The Shining, he specifically mentions that scene.
Ealdy watching so many bad movies makes you age at around double the standard rate. His sacrifice is admirable-let’s all sing a verse of Imagine in appreciation for him
Commenting in 2022, the opening edit to this in retrospect, even though we lived it, god damn...The fact that people looked up to celebrities when they barricaded themselves is utterly insane.
What the pandemic proved was how shitty celebrities and how incompetent our government is for closing business and still requiring said businesses to upkeep rent and such
When I was in film school a friend of mine showed the pancakes scene to the class for an editing assignment. Their gobsmacked expressions will live in my heart forever.
Eli Roth is fascinating in that I’ve heard him talk about horror movies and their history and it’s interesting and he’s clearly super into it. Yet for the most part I can’t stand his actual movies
@@HkFinn83 eh maybe I went overboard but yeah he was in a podcasts I listened to and I enjoyed hearing his thoughts in horror, but I still think his movies are kinda shit.
@@Whiston555 you didn’t go overboard. Eli Roth is really knowledgeable but apart from hostile, his filmography is nothing exceptional and often his movies are tonally a mess.
While I haven't watched his movies, I've always found Eli Roth kind of this interesting emblem of the divide between most people and the horror movie community. On the one hand, most people say his films are absolute garbage. On the other, he's gotten numerous awards related to horror, including Shocking Filmmaker of the Decade by Shockfest. I think he's the poster boy to show how horror movie fans tend to have kind of a different viewpoint when it comes to film, that I've always found fascinating. Plus, he co-created CryptTV. He gets props for that.
I like the Green Inferno in theory. Oh there are still people living in hunter gatherer tribes? They're extremely hostile? They killed an ignorant person attempting to intrude on their land? This sounds like a story! But nope half rate Cannibal Holocaust is what we got
I'd break quarantine after 10 minutes. When authorities question me I would explain my desperate situation to them and they'd rule it out as emergency.
The ending kind of makes sense how he got there. In the car you can hear boy meets world gurgling. Deputy Winston is saying he just needs to party or whatever and then boy meets world asks him for water. Thats when he says the line "i dont have any water, only a 40" or however he said it. So he was responding to boy meets world asking for water. So then Deputy says don't worry Ill get you water... So he just dragged him down to the water so he can go party or whatever.
I found a news article about an interview with Rider Strong (Boy Meets World) who says David Lynch's name as an executive producer was drawing unions to the production, so he removed it to let them film uninterrupted. I don't know why I was so interested in finding out but there you go.
I love how they consistently refer to Rider Strong as "Boy Meets World". Not even by the name of the character he played on Boy Meets World, just literally as "Boy Meets World".
John Carpenter's The Thing is probably the superior movie in regards to people in a confined space turning on eachother because of a deadly outbreak (in this case an alien parasitic creature)
@@heezythecasual What an under appreciated response to such an utterly stupid fucking OG response. Yet there they are with the majority of the likes. God, people suck..
Got to say I absolutely LOVE YOU GUYS since discovering the channel a couple of months ago! Your back catalogue has become my new binge-watch show and is needed now more than ever in the UK. Cheers boys🍻
I’m so glad you guys are still making videos despite everything going on. Sounds dumb to say but this really cheered me up a lot during this shitty time.
Doesn't sound dumb at all, no worries. They were uncertain times with some scary developments and continuity gives comfort. I dread the day RLM retires or one of them dies. They're a comfort.
"I wanna see a group of friends getting infected by a virus and then turning on each other." I mean that's just The Thing isn't it? Sure, it's a hungry alien and they're not exactly friends. But really that just makes the movie better. If me and my friends decided to meet up and a few days into hanging out it turns out one carried the COVID-19 and any of us might be infected we wouldn't turn on each other nor would we be afraid our mate would kill us because he doesn't have rabies, a zombie virus or is a thing. It really wouldn't make for a fun movie.
Jay mentioned that blonde actor getting glass in his eye. I just watched some clips and there's one were he breaks the window on their car as patient zero is trying to steal it. When he breaks it, he falls backwards and shouts: "It's in my fucking eye!" Reckon that was the accident and Eli Roth kept it in?
Agreed, one of the only horror movies I can actually tolerate. Cabin in the Woods being another good one. Evil Dead 2 I’d count more as a comedy though.
Does anybody else believe that Eli Roth just hears a word that sounds cool and dangerous, misinterprets the meaning of the word, and then just makes a movie about the misinterpretation? Hostel being a good example.
I agree. In fact, I wholeheartedly believe Eli Roth thinks "hostel" is how you spell "hostile" and that the intended play on words was less subtle than it ended up being.
I really hope you will notch up the number of re:view episodes you make. Its nice to hear you sit and talk about movies you already seen, re visiting them talking about them and so on. Esp now when you clearly have gone down on half in the bag episodes.
Mike: Cabin Fever came out in two THOUSAND two. Jay: That's crazy. That's the kind of dry, witty banyer I've come to expect from the terminally depressed team at RLM.
I thought I remembered seeing Cabin Fever back in the day. Then as I started watching this episode and seeing the clips I remembered it wasn’t Cabin Fever, I was thinking of The English Patient. No, but seriously, I get this mixed up with Wrong Turn.
I always get the title/movie mixed up with "Cabin in the Woods" -- took me a while to realize that Mike and Jay would not be talking about the "twist ending" in this review :-)
20:39 Yes, they were kicked out of North Carolina by the union. If I remember it right, they basically had a weekend to finish a shoot that was supposed to go on for a few more weeks. David Lynch told his former asst. Eli to follow wherever the movie took him, or something like that, which kind of explains the entire last 1/3 of the film
Ti West has officially disowned Cabin Fever 2 due to producer interference in post-production. It's kind of weird that this quirky "anti-studio" indie horror became a franchise run into the ground by studios.
Im about to start the video but i just have to say Thank You guys so much. I was literally getting ready to sit on my couch and watch one of your older re:Veiws just whatever caught my attention and i see you guys just uploaded a new one. You guys are my favorite channel thanks for everything!
I was kinda feeling down, then I saw this, now 3 min in and i’ve returned to the dizzying hight of indifference. Keep it up you guys, or take some time off, you know whatever
Thanks for continuing to provide hilarious and informative entertainment (and studio-quality hair!) in these trying times. I wish you and your friends and fam well. Now drag Rich Evans back for the Picard finale!
The fact that RLM is still filming proves that they are an essential business
I'd hope so. I need something to distract me from my mental state for a hour.
Yah but at what cost? Poor Rich passed away
-------- 3:53 😅
They locked everyone in their warehouse.
For RLM, social distancing is, not just a quarantine event but, a way of life.
"The plus side is everyone is realizing how horrible celebrities are" - Will they ever stop picking on Rich?
No, he still has to do Star Trek: Picard to the end!
@@viscountrainbows6452 Now I wanna see "Rich Wick" where he starts a brutal murder spree of hollywood exec, who ruined his favorite movie/TV-series.
He is not the babba yaga, he is the birthday boy - and he has a special present for everyone!
Ratet R for RICH EVANS!
Rich singing Imagine could heal the world
Rich Evans did nothing wrong. Everything he's done has been for the greater good.
He's like Arnold. Transcending celebrity status, to the realm of superstar. And they both have a thing for elderly cleaning ladies.
Mike: Star Trek (Jay rolls eyes)
Jay: David Lynch (Mike rolls eyes)
@@a.hollins8691 This needs to happen
@@a.hollins8691 It would be a hell of a lot better than anything Kurtzman has put out.
Rich: My diabeetus! (Everyone rolls eyes)
Star Wars (Rich rolls eyes, because he's having an orgasm)
Someone will roll eyes when he'll see Shinji.
Will Ferrell looks like he's expecting an 'Eraserhead' remake.
"Boy, that escalated quickly. I mean, that surreal dream sequence really got outta hand fast!"
We need a remake.
@@ozbullymorales1020 Be VERY careful of what you wish for... or was that sarcasm?
Who is the girl in the tub?
@@fouryearproductions madonna
"Why is everyone buying toilet paper?"
"We don't know."
@@horsyswillkill for sure. It's a handful of people acting like idiots. Then people see empty shelves or hear toilet paper is impossible to get and more people start hoarding it. Like the idiots that buy up all the milk and bread when there is even just a decent chance of a little snow / ice in the forecast down here (in the south).
Just for the sake of giving credit where it's due, I actually got this joke from a RUclips comment on a video of the actual Dawn Of The Dead (2004) Intro. If you search for a bit you'll find it no problem~...
"They don't know."
@@sean8102 And frozen pizzas. I used to work in a grocery store, and one year as an ice storm approached, everyone was buying up milk and frozen pizzas. I finally asked one person why the pizza, and the answer was "in case the power goes out."
Toilet paper. Root chakra. Anal retention. Porn industry. Illuminati. All...connected...
“There’s a horror movie to be made with a virus going around and friends turning on each other.” Don’t worry, Jay, I have a feeling hundreds of those are being written right now.
Topical!
Because it's such a clever idea and there are hundreds of brilliant but otherwise unoccupied script writers? Or because it's a lame representation of the fucking entitled self-glorification of 2020 hipster culture? Or, "Everybody ELSE is an asshole and a dimwit. Except me and my twitter allies."
I guess an even greater lack of self-awareness is a direction for cinema to go...
Brad Geltapfel got em
Where's my Corona virus documentary, dammit?!
As comedian Pat Dean put it recently on twitter: we're like 2 years away from some shithead saying in an interview "we consider COVID-19 a character in this film."
Tucker & Dale Vs. Evil is a good example of a film that takes horror tropes and flips them into something actually funny.
Underrated indeed
I love that movie!
My friend and I were on Netflix one day looking for, what we assumed, was a trash horror movie to watch and make fun of. Found tucker and Dale and Holy. Shit. What a genuinely great movie lol
I got high one night and watched it it was good
Shit’s genius.
The real horror story is those kids making lemonade with stagnant creek water...
that is why I'm not upset you need permits to sell food and drinks here where i live xD Yeah hurr durr opressive country doesn't allow kids to have simple income, but at least noone drinks detergent mixed with puddle water from clueless kids
@@cactusmalone yeah, we should.
2:01 "It's a virus. I respect it. Like, I get it." - Vanessa Hudgens 2020.
She's extremely overrated. Talent and looks.
derlich09 I don’t know man. Her looks are pretty damn good.
That was fuckin amazing. 😂
@@prathapkutty7407 I mean she's not any hotter than anybody I can find on xvideos or pornhub so she doesn't have that much going for her. She's rich I guess but she's not anybody people should take seriously.
@@derlich09 And stupid too. A definite deal breaker.
I grew up in the 00's in a rural area. That guy who shoots squirrels "because they're gay" was like half the dudes I knew, so I always found that moment hilarious
It has a very "nuke the whales" vibe
My cousins WERE that guy.
Ya, I’ve definitely met that guy a couple times
Was 'Exploding Varmints' filmed by you?
Guy awkwardly hits on girl, and girl replies, "Don't be gay." 😐 It made sense that the time, but don't ask me to explain the early 2000s. No one can.
Sitting in a bathtub that probably costs more than many people’s houses, rambling about the virus being the great equalizer... That has to be the greatest piece of art that came out of this mess.
That intro was a scathing re:View of the entire concept of the modern celebrity
The common wisdom used to be “never meet your heroes” because they’re inevitably not as awesome, smart or cool in real life as they are in your imagination. Today, thanks to the wonders of modern technology, our “heroes” actively seek ways to make you feel like an idiot for ever having liked them.
Yeah, it makes me not like/care the newer celebrities now. Oh cool you're locked up in your homes like everyone else. Shut up and stop begging for attention, fricking celebrities.
@@GillesVandenoostende Except Rich Evans, he's even sexier in real life.
Eli Roth: the master of "I can't tell if this was on purpose" cinema.
Eli "look how edgy the people I'm blandly copying are" Roth.
Eli “Tone Deaf” Roth
Or Tom green
Ohhhhh Faced!!!!
@Tom Ffrench You're a big fan of directors that don't seem to know what they're doing and with clashing tones.
"Are these people alive or dead?"
"...we don't know."
Perhaps the most relevant quote of this whole mess.
lol nah i still think we can tell who is alive dummy
Walking around but dead on the inside.
Erwin Schrödinger - FTW!
@@ConfusedProud ah jeez this figurative quote doesn't literally make sense to my giant brain
@@robertyeah2259 Haha sorry its just very /r/im14andthisisdeep
I think that Eli Roth is a David Lynch character. He just seems like this madeup person, and his movies are like the fake previews you'd see within a dark comedy movie. But then it gets too metaphysical and you start wondering if David Lynch is actually a multidimensional traveler and if this LSD trip is ever going to end.
i still can't believe he got shawn from boy meets world and the yellow galaxy ranger to be in this film....how random
I feel like if any human is capable of traveling between dimensions, it’d be David Lynch so I consider this comment as canon.
I think Eli Roth has a similar problem as Micheal Bay has: he has this little frat boy goblin in his brain that eats all his ideas and then poops them out so even the good ideas are now covered in shit.
When you listen to Roth talk about horror films and their meaning and artistic merit it's like listening to a genuine scholar on the subject and you can sense his love for it. His ideas, at its core, are all solid and great ideas for films but then they get eaten by that little frat boy goblin and pooped out and Eli forgets how human beings talk, and act, and genuinely behave.
It's like an Italian horror film filter through a skinamax Porky's knock off.
Cabin fever character's acted and talked just like young people did in the early 2000's
'Don't be scared! You're supposed to be frightened! That's the point! 👉 '
David Lynch is my 3rd favorite Director, after only Stanley Kubrick & Jim Henson!
The man is a _LEGEND_ of *CINEMA!*
*"That's the best part of this thing is that more people have come to realize how insanely stupid most celebrities are."* ~ Jay Bauman 2020
Celebrities are the worst thing on the planet.
@@eggsbenedict2251
Said during a pandemic
2 years on I don't really see any difference.
The last month has felt exactly like the opening act of a zombie movie, there is a scary realization to be made from this.
The average person is about as dumb as the average person in a horror movie.
I can't wait for them to not be able to return any of the shit they bought.
I mean don't forget how consumerism has trained us that everything will be A OK as long as we keep buying stuff. Dawn of the Dead is the epitome of how we went past the homo sapiens to a dependant Homo..Buyius?
@@TheWatchernator nah, that was a funny joke from a stand up comedian but in reality intelligence is different. There's a huge block of people, the vast majority of people, who are all about the same level of intelligence, then you've got a few outliers who are incredibly smart and a few outliers who are incredibly stupid. The block in the middle, the average person, well they tend to think they're smarter than the average when they're really not. Anyway I like George carlin but it seems people take that joke very seriously and think that's how intelligence is actually distributed.
@@duffman18 Taking the joke seriously isn't really an observation about the distribution of intelligence. It is trivially true that half the people are dumber than the average (which is the joke), so the idea is that when we talk about half the people being dumber than the average we are talking about the exact average not the block in the middle. Half of all people really are smarter (or dumber) than the average person, just not by much.
In reality most people are roughly as dumb as the average person, which is far more horrifying.
XD so true
Wow, a re:View that isn't a Star Trek: Picard funeral? My goodness...
Did no new episodes of the show drop? Or was it just so that Rich Evans won't be tortured any further? I live for the Star Trek content on this channel. I think Mike is the last Trekkie that actually still gets it.
Agreed. Was hoping for the Picard end-cap today and got...this? I feel like some poor kid at his birthday party, hoping it would be filled with cake and a new bicycle. Instead, I'm surrounded by creepy animatronic animals and my mom dressed me in a crappy T-shirt that invites pedophilia. What a world.
That comes next week.
"...isn't a misguided Star Trek: Picard funeral?" FTFY.
If Tarantino were a frat bro with one tenth the genuine talent, you'd get Eli Roth.
That’s...really accurate actually.
Faced!
So Eli Roth just needs to plagiarize some movies and he'll be a star
@@GabrielAKAFinn Eh, worked for Lucas.
😁
@@joelbizzell1386 and Disney and I bunch of other people 🤷🏾♂️
The Arnold is probably my favorite celebrity response right now. He's not pretending to give a shit, and I respect that.
@uNnHkP8mza nice
@uNnHkP8mza as flawed and vapid as all of them are, there are a handful who are genuinely caring towards causes
He's 1 of those people blessed with natural charisma to the point he could probably release a video saying "ye I'm ok so fuck you all" and people would laugh and say "oh that Arnie". Like seriously it's hard to not love the guy.
Legit thats probably how he spends most of his days anyway. Smoking cigars in his hot tub when he's not starring in bad terminator sequels.
@@V4Now your face is flawed
Should have Rich Evans sing us "Imagine"
In a bathtub.. naked
They really missed out making a reference to the movie and saying "The world is ending... so lets fuck" as Mike and Jay stare into each others eyes and warmly embrace in a passionate make out scene. But I suppose that would lead to too many RLM sex fan fics.
In his Pacman costume preferably.
I fucking hate that song.
@@vanyadolly I like that song, but I understand why these celebrities' pretentiousness would make someone hate it. I love Will Ferrell, but come on man, you too?
Rich Evans self isolated himself over 40 years ago.
Although his lack of hygiene and overall frumpiness has always unsettled and confused many, 45 years from now the world will praise his genius and foresight.
Do NOT insult Rich Evans.
I enjoy that their names are not by actor or their characters' names but "Party Guy" and "Boy Meets World".
Same! Poor Ryder Strong and the guy from Detroit Rock City.
fun fact: this episode of re:View was recorded over 2 weeks with mike and jay never being in the same room as one another, truly amazing.
lol
Jay was never in any real danger at all.
@@FutureDeep isn't technology wonderful?
It's hard to tell, but they recorded the whole thing using Zoom
The one scene were the chick shaves her legs and just takes whole strips of flesh off always made me sick as a kid and still makes me shudder now.
I hate this movie, but I will admit, THAT scene and the scene with a faceless, still breathing Jordan Ladd in the shed actually stuck with me.
The dog with it’s stomach completely opened and splattered blood on the guy’s face is so horrific.
The scene in Cabin Fever 2 where the kid pops his fingernail back in. I have a strong stomach but that one scene makes me cringe every time.
I wont watch the movie BECAUSE of that scene. Just thinking about it makes my skin crawl.
Yeah, probably the most "memorable" scene in the movie...ugh
When it comes to Horror comedy Shawn of the Dead is the gold standard, but I would ask recommend Dale and Tucker Vs Evil for those who need a good laugh!
"We're all gonna die. Who cares?"
Now that's a worldview I can get behind.
Go back to Rick and Morty.
@Adrian Avraham Just something to say to try and be eDgY and QuIrKy.
why get up in the morning if nothing matters? idk, why not? life is terrifying and fun
The frightening thing about Eli Roth movies are that every aspiring filmmaker who loves horror movies is scared to become like Eli Roth
@Tom Ffrench Making awful and gory movies. Yes it is terrible.
That's because Eli Roth movies suck.
You've only watched two of his movies, and yet you're defending his entire style?
Get a clue... Not just about Roth, but horror in general.
Remember when Eli Roth beat that Nazis head with a baseball bat? Good times
Eli Roth is a freaking legend! You guys should check out Clown (2014). One of his best movies in my opinion.
Jay is obviously becoming the best choice to be the new “Wolverine”
Well Jay's got the beer drinking down
@@Koshiro2k3 They already saw Little Bigfoot
Jay is too busy doing those Chevy commercials with "real people".
@Tiztu to be fair how many 5'3 men do you know, jay is close enough
@@MichaelSmith-mw6dl He looks ready to be really surprised by the sheer quantity of J.D. Power and safety awards a new Chevy Malibu won
The bunny at the end- aside from being a pointless callback to a pointless scene- is indeed a reference to The Shining. There's an AFI "scariest movies" countdown that features Eli Roth as a talking head. When they get to The Shining, he specifically mentions that scene.
Showing madonna in the bath tub is scarier than any horror movie ever!
That was Madonna?!?!?!?
@@toweypat To be precise, that is a grandmother aged female who one was madonna, still pretending to be hot and attractive.
Day six without human sacrifices...
@@blackholegenerator6831 Nah, the contract in which she sold her soul/body/spirit explicitly states that she must sacrifice in every 2 day.
"as a 54 year old man..." Is Mike really 54 years old? He doesn't look that young.
He turns 42 this year.
Ealdy watching so many bad movies makes you age at around double the standard rate. His sacrifice is admirable-let’s all sing a verse of Imagine in appreciation for him
Mike is actually dead, he is just a ghost that the Ghost Finders found and has been doing videos ever since.
Pretty soon he'll have to start making fun of himself.
they're about my age. I just turned 40.
Ah, Eli Roth, the self-proclaimed "master of horror."
I'd have more respect for Roth if he made a good non-horror movie.
Except that he hates referring to his own stuff as Horror
Commenting in 2022, the opening edit to this in retrospect, even though we lived it, god damn...The fact that people looked up to celebrities when they barricaded themselves is utterly insane.
What the pandemic proved was how shitty celebrities and how incompetent our government is for closing business and still requiring said businesses to upkeep rent and such
Half of RLM's fans weren't alive since the last time Mike watched Cabin Fever
When I was in film school a friend of mine showed the pancakes scene to the class for an editing assignment. Their gobsmacked expressions will live in my heart forever.
Eli Roth is fascinating in that I’ve heard him talk about horror movies and their history and it’s interesting and he’s clearly super into it. Yet for the most part I can’t stand his actual movies
I love almost all of his films lol they’re pretty awesome
Reviews & Rankings with Robby Sobel I mean you have shit taste dude we all do
syd lolid nope
@@HkFinn83 eh maybe I went overboard but yeah he was in a podcasts I listened to and I enjoyed hearing his thoughts in horror, but I still think his movies are kinda shit.
@@Whiston555 you didn’t go overboard. Eli Roth is really knowledgeable but apart from hostile, his filmography is nothing exceptional and often his movies are tonally a mess.
While I haven't watched his movies, I've always found Eli Roth kind of this interesting emblem of the divide between most people and the horror movie community.
On the one hand, most people say his films are absolute garbage.
On the other, he's gotten numerous awards related to horror, including Shocking Filmmaker of the Decade by Shockfest.
I think he's the poster boy to show how horror movie fans tend to have kind of a different viewpoint when it comes to film, that I've always found fascinating.
Plus, he co-created CryptTV. He gets props for that.
Eli Roth is profoundly untalented. I’ve seen a few of his movies over the last 3 decades and he hasn’t gotten better at all. It’s remarkable.
Much like your emo record collection review
I like the Green Inferno in theory. Oh there are still people living in hunter gatherer tribes? They're extremely hostile? They killed an ignorant person attempting to intrude on their land? This sounds like a story! But nope half rate Cannibal Holocaust is what we got
@@thezerowulf507 savage
@@thezerowulf507
Wow, you really showed him. How dare he enjoy old-school emocore and make videos about it for fun?
Eli Roth has yet to direct or produce a film worth any effort. CitW included. Lazy and boring are his attributes.
I got an idea for a horror movie.
Imagine being quarantined in your house with nothing to watch but Star Trek Picard.
It would bomb at the box office because everyone would walk out of the movie after 15 minutes and demand a full refund
I'd break quarantine after 10 minutes. When authorities question me I would explain my desperate situation to them and they'd rule it out as emergency.
That's the dream..
Now THIS is the power of math
You sadistic monster.
Last time I was this early, Mike still had hope for Star Trek
"It feels great!"
Last time you were this early, Last-time-early jokes were still funny.
The ending kind of makes sense how he got there. In the car you can hear boy meets world gurgling. Deputy Winston is saying he just needs to party or whatever and then boy meets world asks him for water. Thats when he says the line "i dont have any water, only a 40" or however he said it. So he was responding to boy meets world asking for water. So then Deputy says don't worry Ill get you water... So he just dragged him down to the water so he can go party or whatever.
I would suggest reviewing George Romero’s The Crazies for the next Re:view. Feels very appropriate and timely at the moment.
And the remake, too.
7superdaimajin I saw the remake once and I can only remember one scene at the end that took place in a gas station or something.
I found a news article about an interview with Rider Strong (Boy Meets World) who says David Lynch's name as an executive producer was drawing unions to the production, so he removed it to let them film uninterrupted. I don't know why I was so interested in finding out but there you go.
I love how they consistently refer to Rider Strong as "Boy Meets World". Not even by the name of the character he played on Boy Meets World, just literally as "Boy Meets World".
He wasn't even the boy meeting the world.
It would be more like calling the actor who played Buzz “Home Alone”
I thought the Boy-Meets-World-guy pervy scene, was reference to "The Raft" segment in Creepshow 2.
John Carpenter's The Thing is probably the superior movie in regards to people in a confined space turning on eachother because of a deadly outbreak (in this case an alien parasitic creature)
Was that even up for debate? Of course THE THING is vastly superior.
The Thing is definitely up there with Night of the Living Dead for me.
It *Probably* is. Obviously Cabin Fever is a close 2nd. But the thing is *PROBABLY* better.
I think house of cards is a probably better political tv series than cabin fever ever could be
@@heezythecasual What an under appreciated response to such an utterly stupid fucking OG response. Yet there they are with the majority of the likes. God, people suck..
This was an excellent tribute to Rich Evans. He was taken from us too soon. Damned coronavirus!
Also the Macarena virus
At least he survived his AAAAIDSS!
Actually Rich died of AAAAAAAAAAAIDS.
Unfortunately, we always knew he was defeatable.
@@Arthurzeiro To be fair, he was well into his second century.
"It was an awkwardly done hodgepodge of homages to many types of horror movies." - Mike Stoklasa
Say that 10 times fast..
Got to say I absolutely LOVE YOU GUYS since discovering the channel a couple of months ago! Your back catalogue has become my new binge-watch show and is needed now more than ever in the UK. Cheers boys🍻
I’m so glad you guys are still making videos despite everything going on. Sounds dumb to say but this really cheered me up a lot during this shitty time.
Doesn't sound dumb at all, no worries. They were uncertain times with some scary developments and continuity gives comfort. I dread the day RLM retires or one of them dies. They're a comfort.
"Don't be gay"
The intro was awesome. These people live in another dimension.
If you change the soundtrack and add laughs, Cabin Fever is a gross out comedy.
Like circus music😂
Neeeee.. It doesn't even work as a comedy. Not even if played backwards, upside down and dubbed in dutch with swedish accent.
I need hours more of Jay talking about classic horror films
The clip of the old man talking about the gun got me to laugh, and it was censored. Really good acting.
Mike's lost it a long time ago. He's inmune to mass hysteria.
The Dunsel this man said inmune
I wanna be inmune too
@@davidkymdell452 yeah, i'd love to live my life in total inmuninity
Jay's hair is looking damn good during these trying times
OMG. I´d love to watch you guys talk about this crazy time we´re living. Please more!
"I wanna see a group of friends getting infected by a virus and then turning on each other." I mean that's just The Thing isn't it? Sure, it's a hungry alien and they're not exactly friends. But really that just makes the movie better. If me and my friends decided to meet up and a few days into hanging out it turns out one carried the COVID-19 and any of us might be infected we wouldn't turn on each other nor would we be afraid our mate would kill us because he doesn't have rabies, a zombie virus or is a thing. It really wouldn't make for a fun movie.
"There's a good movie to be made about a virus spreading and friends turning on each other."
It's called THE THING! They made it in the 80s!
It comes at night also exists
You expect these hack frauds to know their stuff?
A direct reference to the Thing is made in this video. So yeah there’s that
28 days later, too.
@Brandon Donnelly 23:57
Jay mentioned that blonde actor getting glass in his eye. I just watched some clips and there's one were he breaks the window on their car as patient zero is trying to steal it. When he breaks it, he falls backwards and shouts: "It's in my fucking eye!" Reckon that was the accident and Eli Roth kept it in?
Kinda like Aragorn kicking the helmet
@@watchmewhipbruh1095 And Aragorn chipping his tooth during the Uruk fight. Or DiCaprio with the curshed glass scene in Django.
That intro segment roll is incredible.
Weird to think that we're coming up on one year since this video was posted. How time flies. *starts crying*
I'm proud of you guys for quarantining yourselves inside the studio so we can keep getting videos in these troubled times
Did anyone ever see the "family friendly" cut of the movie on the DVD release? It was less than a minute long and had an intro from Roth.
Haha!
I feel like there were a number of movies that did that same gag back then.
*People dropping like flies*
"This is my time to rub into people's faces the abscence of an afterlife. LOVE ME PEOPLE!"
Thanks Gal Gadot...
Imagine there's no Heaven ... as I lie on my deathbed. Thanks, Gal!
I love you guys and your honesty, PLEASE MORE video commentating our life right now like in your intro!
Tucker & Dale Vs. Evil is an underrated horror comedy
Well... Technically "horror", but it's still awesome
I love that movie! Definitely underrated
Agreed, one of the only horror movies I can actually tolerate. Cabin in the Woods being another good one. Evil Dead 2 I’d count more as a comedy though.
Night Of The Creeps is a good horror/comedy mix
I'm not sure it's underrated, you cant talk about horror without people falling over themselves to recommend it
*That's OFFICER Party Guy, my dude.*
Boy, the ending of "Star Trek: Picard" sure took a dark turn!
:O
Thanks for still making videos during this love u
The “blonde guy” hit his peak in Super Troopers.
HE’S ALREADY PULLED OVER! HE CAN’T PULL OVER ANY FARTHER!
Too many snozzberries will do that to you.
You leave 2002 in human form and his almost mullet alone.
Dark City for next re:View!
Dark City is one of the best things ever made. Period.
I think both Rich and Mike have both said it is one of their favorite movies. I wouldn’t be surprised if it happens one day
I still want Eli Roth to make the Thanksgiving movie, that he made the trailer for; for Tarantino and Rodriguez's Grindhouse
I'm from the future thanksgiving is out in theaters in 2023
wow i watched this like over a dozen times growing up. re-watching it now..
jesus
Does anybody else believe that Eli Roth just hears a word that sounds cool and dangerous, misinterprets the meaning of the word, and then just makes a movie about the misinterpretation?
Hostel being a good example.
I wanna see "Take it for Granite": a "Descent" and "127 Hours" hybrid with extra gore and blunt force trauma!
I agree. In fact, I wholeheartedly believe Eli Roth thinks "hostel" is how you spell "hostile" and that the intended play on words was less subtle than it ended up being.
Him and tarantino
No?
Just watch Tucker & Dale vs. Evil - much more fun.
Such an under rated film
A fellow man of culture I see.
Zombeavers is good, too.
We watched Tucker & Dale during our Apocalypse party before the quarantine went into effect. It’s a great party movie.
I love that movie, they totally should do a re:view on that
I really hope you will notch up the number of re:view episodes you make. Its nice to hear you sit and talk about movies you already seen, re visiting them talking about them and so on.
Esp now when you clearly have gone down on half in the bag episodes.
in 2022 (or later) This movie needs to be watched from the perspective of it being a hilarious comedy.
This is one of the best re:views yet. The ending was amazing
Nibsti how did you watch it already?!
@@dimitrigedevanishvili that's the joke
Almost as good as their re:view of Avatar 6.
....wait
"I make the fruit films" -Mike Stoklasa
Looking at those “Sergio” clips when they did Last Vampire on Earth, you can see a lot of weird fruit things going on
Funny those spring break dummies were actually the smart ones.
Mike: Cabin Fever came out in two THOUSAND two.
Jay: That's crazy.
That's the kind of dry, witty banyer I've come to expect from the terminally depressed team at RLM.
I'm literally to dumb to get this
I thought I remembered seeing Cabin Fever back in the day. Then as I started watching this episode and seeing the clips I remembered it wasn’t Cabin Fever, I was thinking of The English Patient.
No, but seriously, I get this mixed up with Wrong Turn.
I always get the title/movie mixed up with "Cabin in the Woods" -- took me a while to realize that Mike and Jay would not be talking about the "twist ending" in this review :-)
Jay is one of my favorite people. Thanks for being around.
Do you think Rich Evans would rather die of covid-19 than live long enough for Mike to force him to watch season 3 of Star Trek: Discovery?
It is a most happy day when RLM does a thirty minute video on one of my favorite horror movies. *Praise the Quarantine!*
20:39 Yes, they were kicked out of North Carolina by the union. If I remember it right, they basically had a weekend to finish a shoot that was supposed to go on for a few more weeks. David Lynch told his former asst. Eli to follow wherever the movie took him, or something like that, which kind of explains the entire last 1/3 of the film
You forgot to talk about the Cabin Fever 2009 sequel, 2014 prequel and 2016 remake. I want you all to get on making that re:View.
If they thought this movie was garbage then they are going to hate the following films to this that are even worse!
@@rikowolfin4984 Ya, the only thing kind of funny is the party cop and I think he's only in the sequel.
I'm glad the RLM are still working. They're the only worthy channel at this time. Keep it up guys.
This is exactly what I was thinking too haha. I'm so glad you guys are reviewing it.
Seeing the girl shave the skin off her leg is the Image this movie “series” survived on. Sadly the sequels didnt bring the gore.
wmascolina wym didn’t bring the gore?! have you seen cabin fever two!!!! That shit was 20 times worse than the first one!
Ti West has officially disowned Cabin Fever 2 due to producer interference in post-production. It's kind of weird that this quirky "anti-studio" indie horror became a franchise run into the ground by studios.
@@shamusbob7969 Yeah it got awfully Cronenburg in there.
kinda wish she actually shaved her leg skin off..its clearly her hallucinating ruining the impact...
I genuinely didn't know there were sequels. I was happier not knowing, so thanks for making my world a little darker.
Im about to start the video but i just have to say Thank You guys so much. I was literally getting ready to sit on my couch and watch one of your older re:Veiws just whatever caught my attention and i see you guys just uploaded a new one. You guys are my favorite channel thanks for everything!
Gawd. We’re living in the opening of every zombie-movie. And people are that stupid IRL. No movie showed that they would be that stupid.
I love seeing a brand new RedLetterMedia video during quarentine! :)
Today I learned that in an alternate timeline, Mike is the creator of the annoying orange
I was kinda feeling down, then I saw this, now 3 min in and i’ve returned to the dizzying hight of indifference.
Keep it up you guys, or take some time off, you know whatever
Thanks for continuing to provide hilarious and informative entertainment (and studio-quality hair!) in these trying times. I wish you and your friends and fam well. Now drag Rich Evans back for the Picard finale!
Damn these reviews have been keeping me entertained.
I'm glad they used practical effects for Mike Stoklasa in this instead of CGI
Recycled joke. Shame on you.
@@BornLars I thought every joke here was recycled?
@gatheringoflight yah, he got that right
@@BornLars woah no need to jump down my throat like some Worcestershire sauce
@@deadflowers7017 its like poetry, it rhymes!