Half in the Bag Episode 92: Pixels

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  • Опубликовано: 9 янв 2025

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  • @beastiebear7231
    @beastiebear7231 4 года назад +2701

    Adam Sandler looks unhappy because the studio wouldn't set the movie somewhere tropical.

    • @elinicoritale6384
      @elinicoritale6384 4 года назад +61

      ☝️This.

    • @MrFoolD
      @MrFoolD 4 года назад +140

      And he couldn't get Rob Schneider, David Spade

    • @baloodarling486
      @baloodarling486 3 года назад +28

      For some reason.

    • @jackhazardous4008
      @jackhazardous4008 2 года назад +1

      I knew this fucker literally wrote movies as an excuse to take a vacation

    • @sinistrality7883
      @sinistrality7883 2 года назад +39

      @@jackhazardous4008 Grownups had a budget of 80 Million bro, and it's set on some nice vacation house, which doesn't justtify the budget, so yeah definitely made as an excuse to take a vacation with his friends.

  • @MrBadKitty
    @MrBadKitty 9 лет назад +10235

    The older Adam Sandler gets, the funnier he used to be

    • @ian_b
      @ian_b 9 лет назад +318

      MrBadKitty That's really profound.

    • @MrBadKitty
      @MrBadKitty 9 лет назад +36

      *****
      :)

    • @FoxFandango
      @FoxFandango 8 лет назад +152

      this is deep man

    • @Hulavuta
      @Hulavuta 7 лет назад +59

      damn that made me think

    • @wickerman6121
      @wickerman6121 7 лет назад +18

      Billy Boid So he's.... always been funny? Big Show was funnier in Waterboy than Sandler, but that's just me.

  • @Biring1
    @Biring1 9 лет назад +7225

    A norwegian newspaper used this as a headline when reviewing this: "The worst export from America since the Iraq war"

  • @cheesecakechik7332
    @cheesecakechik7332 4 года назад +911

    I bet if Shatner watched this video, he'd think Mike was an actual thief.

    • @circleofshame
      @circleofshame 3 года назад +128

      Shatner will never watch this podcast.

    • @Drak976
      @Drak976 Год назад +9

      @@circleofshame Old man Shatner's down at his local Canadian VCR shop probably where the other guys work in the day. Having not watched it he doesn't know it's the same crew of people.

    • @harryshuman9637
      @harryshuman9637 5 месяцев назад +3

      I understood that reference.

    • @theknightsofawesomeness2701
      @theknightsofawesomeness2701 4 месяца назад +3

      I swear down that old bill has no concept of irony.

  • @JTProud
    @JTProud 3 года назад +772

    14:30 This is a great distillation of their philosophies.
    Rich: Does it matter?
    Jack: Everything matters.
    Jay: SOMETHING has to matter.
    Mike: Nothing matters, as long as it's entertaining.
    (paraphrased from other episodes)

    • @JMBAD_art
      @JMBAD_art 2 года назад +26

      You’re brilliant for this lmao

    • @ts4gv
      @ts4gv 2 года назад +12

      great summary

    • @Enoch420
      @Enoch420 2 года назад +12

      i want like ...a poster of these, oil renaissance paintings

    • @isdel9474
      @isdel9474 2 года назад +43

      Sanguine
      Choleric
      Phlegmatic
      Melancholic

  • @trickso4025
    @trickso4025 9 лет назад +2671

    Also, they're clearly 3 dimensional, so the movie should be called Voxels.

    • @boateye
      @boateye 6 лет назад +72

      trickso THANK YOU! That was my very first thought when I saw the trailer.

    • @TheCNotes1
      @TheCNotes1 6 лет назад +222

      That's too smart for the target audience.

    • @jamesayewale5695
      @jamesayewale5695 5 лет назад +8

      r/woosh

    • @PixelLife101
      @PixelLife101 5 лет назад +44

      @@jamesayewale5695 Wooshing too soon mate

    • @lemankurtz8950
      @lemankurtz8950 5 лет назад +17

      @@TheCNotes1 or too specific. Some people dont give a shit about certain things.

  • @MrWalksindarkness
    @MrWalksindarkness 6 лет назад +543

    the funniest part is the press junket clips where the actors pretend this was a real movie, "i think it's important for girls to see they can do anything that guys can do"....... yeah, I'm sure a lot of young girls will grow up to be world leaders and captains of industry because they watched pixels and were inspired by your character

    • @willmungas8964
      @willmungas8964 4 года назад +42

      its like captain phasma but at least she spoke

    • @pseudotasuki
      @pseudotasuki 4 года назад +13

      @@willmungas8964 IT'S LIKE HER ONLY PURPOSE WAS TO LOOK BADASS AND THEN DIE! All that wasted potential makes me so goddamn angry!

    • @itsthestarman7947
      @itsthestarman7947 3 года назад +10

      @@pseudotasuki Oh.. So woman?

    • @d3l3tes00n
      @d3l3tes00n 3 года назад +6

      @@willmungas8964 I can't believe they wasted both the actress & her suit. She could've had an interesting part.

    • @-0rbital-
      @-0rbital- Год назад +19

      That was the most cynical bullshit line. I’m guessing the studio told her to say that.

  • @nothereanymore3941
    @nothereanymore3941 5 лет назад +983

    I love how Mike mentions Star Trek and Jay starts looking around worried

    • @chrisb5323
      @chrisb5323 4 года назад +47

      gets me everytime - the man has Star Trek PTSD at this point

    • @Probablylani
      @Probablylani 4 года назад +5

      Lukas P It’s great.

    • @gswhipkey1
      @gswhipkey1 4 года назад +4

      @Tsunamori Nanashi time stamp please 😂

    • @whatif9854
      @whatif9854 4 года назад +23

      @@gswhipkey1 15:45

    • @gswhipkey1
      @gswhipkey1 4 года назад +16

      @@whatif9854 You're the real MVP.

  • @Mikeanglo
    @Mikeanglo 5 лет назад +1543

    "His only skill set is playing video games"
    Man, this shit is hitting close to home.

    • @RoyalKnightVIII
      @RoyalKnightVIII 5 лет назад +104

      But only a handful of videogames FROM 30 YEARS AGO

    • @_V.Va_
      @_V.Va_ 5 лет назад +17

      It should.

    • @NeuronalAxon
      @NeuronalAxon 5 лет назад +1

      Any better now?

    • @turtleinashirt
      @turtleinashirt 5 лет назад +2

      Mike Zilla at least you have a talent. The reviewers sadly do not.

    • @NeuronalAxon
      @NeuronalAxon 5 лет назад +34

      @@turtleinashirt - RLM don't have talent? Are you kidding?

  • @Kajotex
    @Kajotex 8 лет назад +435

    "I have some issues." - Rich Evans

    • @lostcowboy2002
      @lostcowboy2002 5 лет назад +4

      @@darthfrank1271 Big ups Mr. Lonely and shoutout to the Traaaashmaaaan, each day, closer to the grand release known as death ~~~~

  • @arranboon1
    @arranboon1 8 лет назад +1237

    'A Conversation with Adam Sandler' needs to happen... I can imagine it now. Adam, Jay and Mike sitting in a room together while Jay and Mike just stare at the camera for forty minutes not knowing where to begin...

    • @DrJuice1
      @DrJuice1 6 лет назад +97

      He's a pretty angry and irritable guy. I've seen a couple interviews where people try to joke around with him in a friendly way or question the sensibility of his films. He lashes out and insults the interviewer.

    • @John-yy1oy
      @John-yy1oy 6 лет назад +40

      @@DrJuice1 He sounds hilarious!

    • @thombears
      @thombears 6 лет назад +76

      It wouldn't be a conversation it'd be an intervention.

    • @LawrenceofCanadia
      @LawrenceofCanadia 6 лет назад +15

      @@secretname3897 Now I need to see the Mike Stoklasa version of the "me or my son" image really badly. I'd also have some protective anxiety about any mud Sandler might try to sling at him... even though we both know it would be terribly one-sided. *shudder* Would be so fucking uncomfortable though.

    • @emguag
      @emguag 5 лет назад +3

      DrJuice1 Link?

  • @DiomedesIsHit
    @DiomedesIsHit 8 лет назад +810

    I just adore how the intro briefly falls apart as they go half out of character to discuss what would be funny for the scene and trying to explain plot holes of their opening sketch.

    • @ted_cruzumaki
      @ted_cruzumaki 7 лет назад +19

      DiomedesIsHit 1:17 lmao

    • @Ferniverous
      @Ferniverous 5 лет назад +43

      and how Mike tries to keep it going even after that, which is the funniest part to me, when he goes "that's funny! You can keep going again!"

    • @tiberseptim37
      @tiberseptim37 3 года назад +9

      It’s great that it happened. The fact that’s the take they went with was fantastic.

  • @KevinStriker
    @KevinStriker 9 лет назад +3074

    The Space Invaders episode of Futurama was better than Pixels.

    • @actualkickmud9413
      @actualkickmud9413 9 лет назад +193

      Kevin Striker I immediately thought of that episode when I first saw the trailer for Pixels. I was like, "Did Adam Sandler just rip off Futurama?"

    • @daniell9330
      @daniell9330 9 лет назад +124

      Kevin Striker And it was only 10 minutes long.

    • @KevinStriker
      @KevinStriker 9 лет назад +38

      ***** Funny, yet brief. It was good.

    • @The999thAvenger
      @The999thAvenger 9 лет назад +6

      Kevin Striker ruclips.net/video/tq1AQUjT9rE/видео.html

    • @jinpayne
      @jinpayne 9 лет назад +138

      Kevin Striker the worst episode of futurama is better than anything adam sandler has ever done

  • @hapeecartoons2238
    @hapeecartoons2238 Год назад +52

    I love how the actress talks about the video game girl character being some sort of strong independant female character that girls to look up to
    the SAME woman character that is won as a literal trophy. the fucking irony, i love it.

    • @nunyanunya4147
      @nunyanunya4147 3 дня назад +1

      HEY! thats what they say about every female character... you cant have depth and/or range!

  • @ASCENDER
    @ASCENDER 3 года назад +656

    And yet, 6 years later, we're still in the middle of nostalgia bait in every film

    • @merces47letifer4
      @merces47letifer4 2 года назад

      And Josh Gad is somehow fatter and more insufferable than ever!

    • @Gaunerchen
      @Gaunerchen 2 года назад +32

      Uncut gems was pretty good.

    • @BBHood217
      @BBHood217 2 года назад +55

      AT-ST! AT-ST!

    • @legallearnedgoron
      @legallearnedgoron 2 года назад +17

      @@BBHood217 I clapped when I saw josh gadd!

    • @Jim-vq9yg
      @Jim-vq9yg 2 года назад +3

      There's more of everything including quality movies.

  • @jakfan09
    @jakfan09 9 лет назад +902

    Poor Plinket, all he really wanted to do was to watch his Night Court tape.

    • @BigJim11791
      @BigJim11791 9 лет назад +14

      Jak Mar His "precious" Night Court tape.

    • @feralshrew
      @feralshrew 9 лет назад +25

      JTKirk Aren't HitB Plinkett and Plinkett reviews Plinkett different people?

    • @Cha0s1428
      @Cha0s1428 9 лет назад +19

      feralshrew Yes. Rich Evans is Plinkett on Half in the Bag, while Mike does the Plinkett voice for the Reviews.

    • @Ronfost89
      @Ronfost89 9 лет назад +4

      feralshrew yes Plinkett reviews is Mike and Half in the Bag is Rich

    • @chaddnelson8939
      @chaddnelson8939 9 лет назад

      Jak Mar No, no. To catch a Yeti!

  • @iamthatroby
    @iamthatroby 8 лет назад +3196

    why is the villain from ant-man in this video?

  • @CarlSlime
    @CarlSlime 8 лет назад +1582

    "I didn't progress" is the only funny thing Adam Sandler has ever said.

    • @jcasella78
      @jcasella78 6 лет назад +54

      X'Elias of Rivia I don't think he was joking when he said that.

    • @ccash.90
      @ccash.90 5 лет назад +18

      And it sums up his career! lol

    • @rusamene
      @rusamene 5 лет назад +21

      It's funny cause it's true!

    • @markw110
      @markw110 2 года назад +3

      Nah...90s Sandler was funny...Sue me! I liked him when I was 10 anyway...

  • @wiseduck
    @wiseduck 2 года назад +65

    @3:49 "I am completely over this celebration of nostalgia," I hate to tell you but the next seven years ain't getting much better.

  • @doccrumble
    @doccrumble 7 лет назад +371

    Little known fact - when WWII ended, as promised, Winston Churchill established a daily festival to be held at dusk along the River Thames. Now it's mostly a tourist attraction. But they still do it. Every day ends with a Thames Festival. (Face on Mike.)

  • @BwooHuraca
    @BwooHuraca 8 лет назад +1140

    It's such a shame that those effects were used in an Adam Sandler movie.

    • @turtleanton6539
      @turtleanton6539 5 лет назад +53

      Its a shame he makes movies

    • @Emelefpi
      @Emelefpi 5 лет назад +34

      @@turtleanton6539 It's a shame people pay to see his movies

    • @georgerogers2120
      @georgerogers2120 3 года назад +7

      @@Emelefpi It is a shame that Adam Sandler. (That's the end of that sentence, by the way.)

    • @tastycookiechip
      @tastycookiechip 3 года назад +4

      @@turtleanton6539 Uncut gems was amazing

    • @rm-ky9bl
      @rm-ky9bl 3 года назад +1

      @@tastycookiechip it's a shame that adam sandler was wasted on adam sandler.

  • @borizzle1
    @borizzle1 8 лет назад +493

    In more recent years, Fred Savage has directed episodes for It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia... Which is pretty cool.

  • @curanp2
    @curanp2 8 лет назад +338

    "I didn't progress"
    - Adam Sandler
    ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy hilarious

  • @stevenherrera3469
    @stevenherrera3469 3 года назад +60

    I can’t explain it... but Rich Evans is even more handsome than usual in this episode

  • @Revelian1982
    @Revelian1982 5 лет назад +69

    15:50 - Look at Jay's face when Mike brings up Star Trek. The self-awareness and look to camera is wonderful. He knows that everyone bashes Mike for bringing Star Trek up at least once in every video.

  • @possiblycrazy442
    @possiblycrazy442 9 лет назад +455

    I love you guys...
    Totally did not see that ending coming and I'm concerned with how much I enjoyed it. lol

    • @possiblycrazy442
      @possiblycrazy442 9 лет назад +23

      Really fits the '80s nostalgia theme too.

    • @hegelbot
      @hegelbot 9 лет назад +18

      Sketchy You know at first I thought you were talking about Pixels. Now I know better. That was like two minutes of solid laughs!!!

    • @opsin
      @opsin 9 лет назад +3

      Sketchy Still a better love story than.... no wait...
      It did really amuse me that the plot line in this episode was more complicated and satisfying than anything about Pixels.

    • @ImmaLittlePip
      @ImmaLittlePip 9 лет назад +3

      Sketchy Because Mr Plinkett is a lovable woman and cat murderer

    • @drakkenmensch
      @drakkenmensch 9 лет назад +4

      Sketchy Plinkett totally stabbed all the cranberry juice and sausages out of his shirt!!!

  • @Hektor88
    @Hektor88 8 лет назад +364

    I love those old Welles wine commercial outtakes

    • @TheThelaughingboy
      @TheThelaughingboy 8 лет назад +90

      "sexcellence"

    • @ronniemarion8456
      @ronniemarion8456 6 лет назад +58

      mmmMMNNAAAAHHH, tha FRENNCH

    • @unlimited-edge
      @unlimited-edge 6 лет назад +36

      It’s is at the same time the funniest get most goddamn depressing thing ever - don’t forget that commercial was filmed while he was addled with grief to die his wife’s death. Also he was completely hammered

  • @BrokenNoseMedia
    @BrokenNoseMedia 8 лет назад +279

    This is far more entertaining than the actual movie

    • @neightneight1280
      @neightneight1280 3 года назад +5

      Dude! This is what I watch INSTEAD of most new movies!
      I even sold my boss on the $15 Patreon, so we could see the 'trimmed extras'..
      At this point, just hearing more of Rich's cackling is a better value..

  • @patjohbra
    @patjohbra 6 лет назад +60

    Jay - "I'm so over the celebration of nostalgia. This is just the most soulless thing..."
    I'm sure Jay can't wait for Ready Player One

  • @Costar58
    @Costar58 8 лет назад +121

    29:00
    Unique occurance of Rich Evans laughing like a human being

  • @PFSVenom
    @PFSVenom 9 лет назад +763

    A movie that had potential, a good director, an interesting idea, Peter Dinklage, Michelle Monaghan... But it also had Adam Sandler and the Happy Madison production guys? Ooooooooooooooooooh boy!

    • @MrTrayjenkins
      @MrTrayjenkins 9 лет назад +82

      ***** dinklage is a meme actor

    • @GeneralDouchington
      @GeneralDouchington 9 лет назад +45

      MrTrayjenkins you're a meme

    • @PFSVenom
      @PFSVenom 9 лет назад +14

      MrTrayjenkins You mean memidget?

    • @Warsmith_The
      @Warsmith_The 9 лет назад +24

      ***** "an interesting idea"
      Nope

    • @TheTundraTerror
      @TheTundraTerror 9 лет назад +6

      ***** It was also a few minutes long short that Adam Sandler bought the rights to.

  • @facerip356
    @facerip356 8 лет назад +985

    Does anybody besides me appreciate how great the editing on their videos is? They shoot with 3 cameras, and the editing is awesome. Great job.

    • @Egzvorg
      @Egzvorg 7 лет назад +35

      I don't know much about editing, but 28:40 kicked me in the balls

    • @MaxLoafin
      @MaxLoafin 6 лет назад +9

      When you say it like that, it doesn't sound so amazing anymore lol but I'm sure it takes time to edit together basically 3 different versions of the same video. I suppose you could really cut down the time as long as you keep in mind the flow of the video and when specific cameras should be the focus of the shot, otherwise stick to the default camera. I really liked the editing in their Rogue One review because they cut between Rich by himself and Mike and Jay together very well and had a lot of funny graphical inserts in the opening bit.

    • @moviebad109
      @moviebad109 6 лет назад +81

      Staring at a flat shot of 4 people talking for 30+ minutes gets boring fast. They do the edits to keep your eye from getting bored. They are filmmakers, they know how small the audience's attention span is.

    • @Amateur0Visionary
      @Amateur0Visionary 5 лет назад +49

      You guys think you know everything...they shoot with one camera. Jack just gets up and moves it. It makes me appreciate the editing even more.

    • @RoyalKnightVIII
      @RoyalKnightVIII 5 лет назад +13

      That's the one thing you can say about Stoklassa, whatever you think of him he's an editor at heart

  • @rangeoshun1
    @rangeoshun1 9 лет назад +112

    Adam Sandler for the live role of Krusty the clown!

  • @storkksoundmedia7778
    @storkksoundmedia7778 4 года назад +59

    “I’m over the celebration of nostalgia”
    Me too jay... oh god, me too. Oh yeah and it’s 5 years later🤤

    • @savie.s
      @savie.s 3 года назад +6

      The ride never ends! 💀

    • @Denniske87
      @Denniske87 3 месяца назад +1

      It's still going😢

  • @KatzenJou
    @KatzenJou 6 лет назад +507

    Going back to this review just to remind myself that there were warning signs for Ready Player One
    We should have listened.

    • @turtleanton6539
      @turtleanton6539 5 лет назад +9

      Yuuup

    • @WhatupJackDagiels
      @WhatupJackDagiels 5 лет назад +37

      We didn't listen.
      WE DIDNT LISSSSSTENNNNNNNNNN

    • @BlackPantherFTW
      @BlackPantherFTW 5 лет назад +12

      Am I the only one who genuinely likes that movie?

    • @deathsdollar2606
      @deathsdollar2606 5 лет назад +60

      @@BlackPantherFTW yes that movie made no sense at all and was just made to cash in on nostalgia

    • @TwelvetreeZ
      @TwelvetreeZ 5 лет назад +22

      @@defundhollywood3259 Honestly, I thought the film was better, but both were trashy overall - enjoyable, but trashy, like Twilight for middle-aged men 🤙

  • @XLuftWaffleX
    @XLuftWaffleX 9 лет назад +288

    Who had the idea of casting Paul Blart as the President?

    • @elinbrood7697
      @elinbrood7697 9 лет назад +128

      Paul Blarp Mall Larp 3: The DC Chronicles

    • @QwertyCaesar
      @QwertyCaesar 9 лет назад +13

      Frizzurd I miss Will Sasso and Mad TV. Admittedly I didn't think too highly of the show's writing, but it put the spotlight on great talents who deserved recognition.

    • @guyincognito7509
      @guyincognito7509 9 лет назад +5

      KilroyTheGreat Adam Sandler.

    • @cb1671
      @cb1671 9 лет назад +9

      Kevin James' wallet.

    • @tbirdUCW6ReAJ
      @tbirdUCW6ReAJ 9 лет назад +7

      Obama

  • @David_Axelord
    @David_Axelord 8 лет назад +373

    Just as I thought, Jack is full of blood and kielbasas.

    • @nicolascuenca254
      @nicolascuenca254 8 лет назад +21

      I always thought he was a wiener.

    • @jimm7346
      @jimm7346 6 лет назад +11

      Well, we ARE from Wisconsin, kielbasa is kind of a staple food here.

    • @a110100
      @a110100 4 года назад +1

      How is that pronounced? Kill Bassa or Key Basa?

    • @silverschannel8578
      @silverschannel8578 4 года назад +2

      @@a110100 i think it's the latter

    • @a110100
      @a110100 4 года назад +2

      @@silverschannel8578 I've been selling it to customers saying Kill Basa. I should have looked into this sooner.

  • @mr.wizard6891
    @mr.wizard6891 8 лет назад +190

    Adam Sandler looked strung out in those interviews.

    • @poopymcfartass1640
      @poopymcfartass1640 5 лет назад +14

      because he realized he made the worlds shittiest movie ever.

  • @KimmimaruSai
    @KimmimaruSai 4 года назад +24

    The funniest thing in this video is Jack immediately reaching for the alcohol when Jay introduces the fact that Kevin James is president

  • @JBHUTT09
    @JBHUTT09 4 года назад +26

    @18:11 The joke writes itself!
    A: "London Bridge is falling down!"
    B: "Falling down?!"
    A: "Falling down!"

  • @Andoeriz
    @Andoeriz 9 лет назад +1520

    An Adam Sandler movie that sucks? How can this be?

    • @shack8110
      @shack8110 9 лет назад +49

      Andoeriz Everyone associated with this film should be laughed out of Hollywood and have their careers ruined, then they should sue adam jerkoff. People who pay for adam jerkoff films are ruining America. they are causing devolution of the human species.

    • @bartrudesill48
      @bartrudesill48 9 лет назад +5

      Andoeriz easy. adam sandler is in it.

    • @AitorMolina.
      @AitorMolina. 9 лет назад +37

      Andoeriz it took 12 years to make!

    • @Andoeriz
      @Andoeriz 9 лет назад

      Aitor Molina Jesus fucking Christ

    • @bartrudesill48
      @bartrudesill48 9 лет назад

      Monroville i never asked what my gardeners middle name was

  • @PinkoJack
    @PinkoJack 9 лет назад +241

    i never thought i'd hear someone use orson welles and adam sandler in the same sentence.

    • @JakerK017
      @JakerK017 9 лет назад +36

      Michael Martinez The worst eventually get compared to the best. Just look at the Prequels to Citizen Kane in the Plinkett reviews.

    • @hegelbot
      @hegelbot 9 лет назад +4

      Michael Martinez They both know how to work with difficult actors.

    • @wedgewoodproductions7383
      @wedgewoodproductions7383 9 лет назад +7

      Michael Martinez "Full of country goodness and green pea-ness."

    • @SilasMortimer
      @SilasMortimer 9 лет назад +4

      M. Strain Jr. Hell probably does. In fact, the stage productions in Hell are likely much better than the ones in Heaven, because Hell has all the best actors and writers.

    • @Englebert3rd
      @Englebert3rd 9 лет назад +1

      ***** "That's terrible. I quit!

  • @sgthombre999
    @sgthombre999 9 лет назад +43

    Mississippi Institute of Technology is a joke from Malcolm in the Middle.

  • @gustavoaguado5449
    @gustavoaguado5449 5 лет назад +22

    Just a few seconds of Phillip J. Fry shooting pixelated aliens while listening to Rush is better than anything Adam Sandler did in Pixels (or at any other time since he was born for that matter).

  • @maesejesus
    @maesejesus 8 лет назад +48

    15:46 Look at that "Oh god, Star Treck again" face that Jay makes.
    He even looks at the others, like asking if it's really happening.

  • @rometimed1382
    @rometimed1382 9 лет назад +20

    "Describe QBERT felatio more" is a real sentence that exists thanks to Redlettermedia. Bravo gentlemen, your work here is done.

  • @nuclearmatt8119
    @nuclearmatt8119 8 лет назад +1436

    Adam Sandler is to movies what Fifty Shades of Grey is to books.

    • @pyromania1018
      @pyromania1018 8 лет назад +157

      I think Sandler's worse because he does have real talent and can bring it out under the right circumstances, but instead, he'd rather go on vacation.

    • @AlisterLockhart
      @AlisterLockhart 8 лет назад +99

      Adam Sandler is to movies what land-mines are to podiatry.

    • @How_Is_This_A_Name
      @How_Is_This_A_Name 8 лет назад +5

      The difference here is that Fifty Shades of Grey is coherent and some people genuinely like it
      where as adam sandler is a fucking disgrace to man kind

    • @VanTilburger
      @VanTilburger 8 лет назад +51

      Misty Dusk No, repurposed twilight fan fiction.

    • @danseb69
      @danseb69 8 лет назад

      Nuclear Matt

  • @somerfeeild
    @somerfeeild 9 лет назад +590

    Rich has lost a bit of weight. That with his beard he's looking good these days, especially good I mean.

    • @Syrionn
      @Syrionn 9 лет назад +5

      TheeMysteryHour as long as he is trying, which it looks like he is, what more can you ask for?

    • @wedgewoodproductions7383
      @wedgewoodproductions7383 9 лет назад +92

      Baw Jaws He's preparing for his obligatory shirtless scene in Space Cop 2.

    • @fistofthesnortstar
      @fistofthesnortstar 9 лет назад +13

      Baw Jaws yeah, i already sort of noticed, but now it's really starting to show
      GOOD JOB DICK !

    • @somerfeeild
      @somerfeeild 9 лет назад +1

      ***** oh, I hope so!

    • @dr.jackal8868
      @dr.jackal8868 9 лет назад +10

      Baw Jaws I was gonna comment the same thing! I hope he keeps going. It's so cool to see people take initiative to live healthier/happier lifestyles.

  • @SkandiaAUS
    @SkandiaAUS 5 лет назад +10

    My favourite Futurama episode is when Fry asks the "What If Machine" what if life was more like a video game. The detail in that episode is so much fun, the space invaders are commanded by Luhr and his only directions are to drop down, reverse direction, increase speed!

    • @henrynelson9301
      @henrynelson9301 Год назад +2

      You are defeated! Instead of shooting where I was, you should have shot where I was going to be!

  • @bloatus7611
    @bloatus7611 8 лет назад +105

    Michael, Adam and Fred Savage are about as wildly different as you can get.

    • @nathanclark2424
      @nathanclark2424 8 лет назад +13

      Ving Rhames those sound like brothers names. and yet I know for a fact that one of them is a batshit conservative commentator, another was a guy who busted myths, and another writes for a popular TV show

    • @clareornias1120
      @clareornias1120 3 месяца назад +1

      I was shocked that Rich Evans knows who Michael Savage is. What a hero move.

  • @METALOZON
    @METALOZON 8 лет назад +292

    The ending is awesome hahaha

    • @kuddenchristo
      @kuddenchristo 8 лет назад +36

      Absolutely! Much funnier than any of Adam Sandler's movies!

    • @jacobcorr337
      @jacobcorr337 8 лет назад +8

      Why doesn't mike do mr plinkett?!

    • @mattbartz
      @mattbartz 7 лет назад

      Isn't mike plinkett?

    • @geraldgruffalo3522
      @geraldgruffalo3522 7 лет назад

      The ending to jack and Jill half in the bag is their best sketch work

  • @wyldride
    @wyldride 9 лет назад +27

    "London Bridge is falling down."
    "Uh, that's Tower Bridge."
    "Nobody cares!"

  • @crunglemcbungley
    @crunglemcbungley 4 года назад +23

    "Maybe Al Capone put his stuff in there" is such an old man reference to make, Mike

  • @TheLakabanzaichrg
    @TheLakabanzaichrg 8 лет назад +64

    Sandler is to comedy what jaws is to beach goers.

  • @EyeShotFirst
    @EyeShotFirst 5 лет назад +318

    Wasn't the plot of Pixels an episode of Futurama?

    • @madLphnt
      @madLphnt 5 лет назад +21

      Fork em over fork em over

    • @sevatarlives185
      @sevatarlives185 5 лет назад +82

      It wasn't even. It was an 8 minute sketch from a "What If Machine" episode. And it was far more competent than Pixels.

    • @robertfitzgerald3118
      @robertfitzgerald3118 4 года назад +15

      And Sony still said, "That's comedy gold Adam. Here's 100 million and keep'em coming!!"

    • @tachanka107
      @tachanka107 4 года назад +4

      Part of an episode, and I didn't even think it was funny there either

    • @TheKamikazenaz
      @TheKamikazenaz 4 года назад +30

      Fry - "Alright. It's Saturday night, I have no date, a 2-litre bottle of Shasta, and my all-Rush mixtape. Let's rock."

  • @Pxtl
    @Pxtl 9 лет назад +59

    It's funny, when I was a teen I wanted adaptations of all my favourite '80s/'90s stuff. Now that we've had oodles of that, I have no more interest any more. Totally agree with Jay that I'm over the nostalgia thing.

  • @splewy
    @splewy 9 лет назад +72

    Those special effects at the end of the review were great. Every scene was so dense. There was so much going on. I started to see things I recognized (like sausage). I bet it took 12 years to make. It better beat Titanic.

    • @xLithiumFlower1
      @xLithiumFlower1 9 лет назад +13

      splewy It's their way of making the best possible review they can.

    • @mercenum5186
      @mercenum5186 6 лет назад +1

      I think they went to far in a few places...

  • @gamer6654
    @gamer6654 9 лет назад +14

    "I didn't progress."-Adam Sandler
    That's the story of his life now.

  • @SuperLlama42
    @SuperLlama42 7 лет назад +545

    "Eccentric" was basically a euphemism for gay back when movies weren't allowed to have explicit gay characters.

    • @RoyalKnightVIII
      @RoyalKnightVIII 5 лет назад +72

      That's too smart for this film

    • @turtleanton6539
      @turtleanton6539 5 лет назад +1

      Woow

    • @TwelvetreeZ
      @TwelvetreeZ 5 лет назад +16

      But this film is from 2015??

    • @josephschultz3301
      @josephschultz3301 5 лет назад +23

      This film happened _well after_ gay characters started appearing with more frequency and explicitness in media.

    • @hudsontodd9809
      @hudsontodd9809 4 года назад +5

      Or kooky old people without any apparent sexuality

  • @Titantitan001
    @Titantitan001 5 лет назад +6

    I just found this channel last night. Really enjoying it lol. Me and a buddy always talked about doing something like this and honestly these guys nailed it.

  • @RaidenRoach45
    @RaidenRoach45 4 года назад +15

    Fred Savage is directing apparently every show on TV. Sunny in Philadelphia, Arrested Development, 2 Broke Girls, Mom. It's kinda surprising he has done all that and been relatively quiet.

  • @ronaldgomezr8
    @ronaldgomezr8 8 лет назад +594

    how the hell do you input a numeric cheatcode in an arcade game?

    • @turtleanton6539
      @turtleanton6539 5 лет назад +37

      U dont

    • @JoblessJimmy
      @JoblessJimmy 5 лет назад +104

      IT JUST WORKS

    • @BlackPantherFTW
      @BlackPantherFTW 5 лет назад +61

      @@JoblessJimmy 16x the detail

    • @reddawn1487
      @reddawn1487 5 лет назад +24

      Ask that strange looking dude with the donkey Kong record

    • @lucasoheyze4597
      @lucasoheyze4597 4 года назад +16

      Billy Mitchell didn't use cheats you insert- he used emulators you could tweak to favour yourself, and faked videos...he actually was a shit hot player in his day, though, scored a perfect score in Pacman which is mindbogglingly really.

  • @onthespoke2
    @onthespoke2 9 лет назад +234

    IT TOOK TWELVE MONTHS TO MAKE!

    • @Thumbsupurbum
      @Thumbsupurbum 9 лет назад +8

      ***** Space Cop?

    • @kidwithacamera4575
      @kidwithacamera4575 9 лет назад +35

      onthespoke It took twelve seconds to write

    • @Bitemis
      @Bitemis 9 лет назад +7

      Flintstoned 12 days to make, 12 years to release

    • @skittleenjoyer7
      @skittleenjoyer7 9 лет назад +14

      Twelve seconds to forget

    • @TedKennedyX
      @TedKennedyX 9 лет назад +5

      onthespoke And watching it felt like 12 hammers to the nuts.

  • @smoothbeak
    @smoothbeak 5 лет назад +6

    I don't actually watch movies, but I really enjoy these people, whoever they are, talking about movies, whatever they are

  • @ImCliffordToday
    @ImCliffordToday 5 лет назад +17

    "I don't like being stabbed!" -Jack, 2015

  • @danwilliams1989
    @danwilliams1989 4 года назад +27

    Even though his cameo was brief, Disney handled Q-Bert in “Wreck-It Ralph” better than Pixels did.

  • @TheManelich
    @TheManelich 8 лет назад +364

    i heard that pixels is the prequel of ghosbuster 2016

    • @drakkenmensch
      @drakkenmensch 6 лет назад +11

      Ghostbusters 2016 does not want to be associated with Pixels.

    • @lesperdants
      @lesperdants 4 года назад +2

      The same level of filmmaking 😂

  • @cooperm4185
    @cooperm4185 8 лет назад +121

    member the 80s: the movie

    • @ronniemarion8456
      @ronniemarion8456 7 лет назад +17

      Cooper McGill
      The forthcoming Ready Player One: "Hold my beer."

    • @arfarfarf256
      @arfarfarf256 5 лет назад +8

      Corporations have ruined 80s nostalgia for me. I'm all about late 1340s Europe nostalgia now.

    • @damiensteele7663
      @damiensteele7663 4 года назад +6

      @@arfarfarf256 Black Death nostalgia is all the rage in 2019 and 2020

  • @tightlypackedcoil
    @tightlypackedcoil 8 лет назад +49

    Guest starting James Carville

  • @NealX
    @NealX 8 лет назад +349

    I've made this comment about other washed-up entertainers before but Adam Sandler is literally Krusty the Clown. A "comedian" with no actual talent for comedy who became popular by appealing to the immature sensibilities of children and who long since stopped giving two-tenths of a shit about his craft if indeed he ever did, now purely in it for the money. Oh and there was something else that they had in common but for the life of me I can't remember what it was.
    Oy vey.

    • @chadschmaltz9790
      @chadschmaltz9790 6 лет назад +20

      This is the most accurate description of Adam Sandler that I've ever seen. Well done.

    • @jimitaco1303
      @jimitaco1303 6 лет назад +15

      ...and much like Krusty, Adam Sandler is a product of the 90's; the only era in popular-cultural history that has embraced Sandler Shenanigans.

    • @TheDrugOfTheNation
      @TheDrugOfTheNation 5 лет назад +8

      Urgh. Ixnay on the ewjay.

    • @TheNefastor
      @TheNefastor 5 лет назад +3

      @@ThreadBomb I like Jerry Lewis, but then again I'm actually French.

  • @ihno45
    @ihno45 8 лет назад +17

    I had to make a break and watch the Orson Welles commercials... Aaaaaah, french champagne...

  • @gabrielaolmedo4926
    @gabrielaolmedo4926 9 лет назад +57

    Makes you wonder if A.W.E.S.O.M - O came up with this film..

    • @DrSPF23
      @DrSPF23 5 лет назад +4

      Yes, this comment is perfect.

    • @PieAndChips
      @PieAndChips 4 года назад

      F.U.C.K.B.O.T 5000

  • @genogamma13
    @genogamma13 8 лет назад +61

    I'm probably reading too much into this, but is it telling that the writers of Pixels have no clue or general passion about writing how video games work because they alien pixel things are never refereed to as "sprites"? Just "Video games are attacking us!".

  • @esbeekay
    @esbeekay 6 лет назад +7

    I love Jays face every time Mike brings up Star Trek

  • @trueaddict8733
    @trueaddict8733 5 лет назад +19

    The best joke adam sandler ever gave us was his career.

  • @TheCockeyez
    @TheCockeyez 9 лет назад +226

    How does Adam Sandler keep coming back?
    His name alone made me go "nope" for this movie.

    • @skittleenjoyer7
      @skittleenjoyer7 9 лет назад +17

      Fork in the brain, fork in the brain, fork in the brain....

    • @Lutranereis
      @Lutranereis 9 лет назад +27

      TheCockeyez The unfortunate truth is that his films usually make enough money to make them appealing to produce.

    • @azraelswrd
      @azraelswrd 9 лет назад +2

      Lutranereis The mistake this time was making a big budget production, going up against a Marvel movie. Perhaps not the wisest of decisions. Usually, Sandler's movies are "cheap" to make but this was a CGI-fest, so was budgeted near $100M, which is more than his usual films.

    • @Denji2006
      @Denji2006 9 лет назад +4

      TheCockeyez Corporate shareholders like him. It has nothing to do with us. We can hate it all we want, but they'll keep shitting out Sandler movies until Sandler himself gives up.

    • @TheCockeyez
      @TheCockeyez 9 лет назад +1

      olisk olisko
      The more jew know!

  • @spellartificer
    @spellartificer 9 лет назад +8

    Best ending for a 1/2 in the Bag 11/10 would watch again.

  • @eedoamitay3341
    @eedoamitay3341 3 года назад +46

    They didnt give Jane Krakowski any lines because if she actually got to show her comedic talents they would have stolen the light away adam shmandler.. she really is god damn hilarious

    • @samuelhatlestad6676
      @samuelhatlestad6676 Год назад +1

      Who?...

    • @chefboyardee9455
      @chefboyardee9455 Год назад +1

      Whatever you say Jane

    • @JJ-fg2wd
      @JJ-fg2wd Год назад +1

      ​​@@samuelhatlestad6676she played Jenna Maroney on 30 Rock, quite possibly the best supporting character in a 21st century sitcom.

  • @muntzerism-diggerism9695
    @muntzerism-diggerism9695 6 лет назад +121

    Why is Michel Foucault in this video

    • @garshtoshteles
      @garshtoshteles 4 года назад +8

      no that's Pitbull, they look similar tho

    • @noirceur_
      @noirceur_ 4 года назад +4

      He's so annoying oh my god

    • @leoveas9965
      @leoveas9965 4 года назад +5

      @@noirceur_ He is Foucault, what did you expect?

  • @PointsofData
    @PointsofData 2 года назад +11

    The wild thing is that Dinklages character is based on Billy Mitchell, who actually cheated his records on old arcade games by altering the equipment. Someone cared enough to know about Mitchell before Twin Galaxies took his records down and Mitchell shot off a bunch of lawsuit. There was a minor amount of love given to this script.

    • @henrynelson9301
      @henrynelson9301 Год назад +2

      And Mitchell’s lawsuits are still ongoing to this day

    • @davistoa
      @davistoa 2 месяца назад

      Well Billy was a fairly well known video game player back in the day. If you knew about a professional video game player, it was likely him unfortunately. Remember, AVGN also casually references him in his Transformers review, so I'm not gonna give the writers any credit here. The cheating thing is also purely a coincidence, Billy just gives off that bad guy vibe cuz of his role in King of Kong, and when you're working with video games you might as well make the bad guy cheat cuz cheat codes (even if it makes absolutely no sense in this context).
      Anyways, here's hoping the Karl vs Billy trial comes to a positive conclusion!

  • @Artificialraven
    @Artificialraven 9 лет назад +137

    Oh man, I've seen a lot of hateful reviews about movies before (MovieBob's review of the movie for example) and I'll usually check said movie out to see what all the hate is about. But not this one, I would not open my wallet to Sandler to see it. You hear that Adam? Get your fingers out of my ass wallet.

    • @AtaraxiaArg
      @AtaraxiaArg 9 лет назад +13

      Artificialraven >MovieBob
      Why would you do that?

    • @Capcomgirl25
      @Capcomgirl25 9 лет назад

      ***** Actually he didn't at all he just blamed the writers for trying to use nostalgia and for bad moments like how Q-bert turned into the woman character just to be a trophy for the main guy. I think that's how it went with his review and I can understand his opinion despite his usual bias.

    • @nathanalanthomas
      @nathanalanthomas 7 лет назад +1

      ....Ass wallet?

  • @Imanmagnet00
    @Imanmagnet00 9 лет назад +284

    This is the best episode because we see Jack get horribly mangled.

    • @kidwithacamera4575
      @kidwithacamera4575 9 лет назад +3

      Imanmagnet00 Best fucking comment ever goddammit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @Howlthrug
      @Howlthrug 9 лет назад +15

      Imanmagnet00 And see that his gastrointestinal system was made of sausage.

    • @OrcoDevelopment
      @OrcoDevelopment 9 лет назад +14

      Imanmagnet00 This episode should be titled "wish fulfillment"

    • @Imanmagnet00
      @Imanmagnet00 9 лет назад +18

      *****
      Neh, I just think he is the worst part of RLM, so this ending made me laugh and smile a lot.

    • @Imanmagnet00
      @Imanmagnet00 9 лет назад +10

      *****
      Lol, I have, he's just as annoying in there, I really tried to watch it, but he made it unbearable.

  • @oldcaptaintwotimes
    @oldcaptaintwotimes 2 года назад +9

    Rich Evans tried to warn us about Fred and no one listened.

  • @shiethegal
    @shiethegal Год назад +5

    Pixels is a video game movie for people who haven't played a video game since the video game market crash of 1983.

  • @hutchisopinion7603
    @hutchisopinion7603 4 года назад +21

    I can’t believe Mike, Jay and Rich got Johnny Sins on the show

  • @TheThelaughingboy
    @TheThelaughingboy 8 лет назад +158

    Is no one going to talk the about the fact that mike kind of compared Sandler to Orson Welles?

    • @Ian-fv6bz
      @Ian-fv6bz 8 лет назад +73

      He just drew a comparison between the two in the context that Welles and Sandler both were doing something where they looked really uncomfortable and didn't want to be there. Sandler looking like that during his shitty movie, Welles looking like that in a commercial.

    • @poopfart785
      @poopfart785 8 лет назад +17

      right, orson hated his role in the transformers animated film in the 80s

  • @Leprosyyyy
    @Leprosyyyy 9 лет назад +13

    Jack, man, you gotta learn to chew your food. That was like 6 whole sausages.

  • @beastiebear7231
    @beastiebear7231 3 года назад +8

    Adam Sandler looks like a man with the weight of having to keep food on the table of his less successful friends, when really he just wants to retire.

  • @mickeymyers13
    @mickeymyers13 Год назад +4

    This was the 1st episode of RLM I've ever seen. 8 years ago. Immediate subscriber. Today's revisiting day.
    Love you, boys (no homo). ❤

  • @johnaylward2015
    @johnaylward2015 4 года назад +3

    The Harmony Korine line is the funniest thing you guys ever said.

  • @stonezone9689
    @stonezone9689 9 лет назад +14

    "I DONT LIKE BEING STABBED!"

  • @therealMattikai
    @therealMattikai 9 лет назад +18

    What's even worse is Futurama did an episode with the same premise.

  • @NoriMori1992
    @NoriMori1992 Год назад +5

    The difference in colour grading between the angle shots and the front shots is killing me 😂

  • @misterspotswood
    @misterspotswood 4 года назад +19

    rich put more effort into playing two characters than adam sandler did in jack and jill!

  • @aminekostone1411
    @aminekostone1411 4 года назад +5

    I love how Rick is messing with a crease in his trousers. I DO THAT!!

  • @DavidBux101
    @DavidBux101 9 лет назад +311

    2 Half in the Bags in 2 days? These hack frauds should stop rushing their reviews and give what their fans want!

    • @DavidBux101
      @DavidBux101 9 лет назад +34

      David Bux THIS CHANNEL SUCKS NOW

    • @CallanLoF
      @CallanLoF 9 лет назад +50

      David Bux No. The more Rich Evans the better.

    • @miguelcarrillo4702
      @miguelcarrillo4702 9 лет назад +33

      David Bux IT FUCKING SUCKS, FUCKING HACKS. IT DOESNT RHYME AT All.

    • @yes1sir1no1sir
      @yes1sir1no1sir 9 лет назад +27

      This is genuinely what I want

    • @TheTrueMerrio
      @TheTrueMerrio 9 лет назад

      David Bux Maybe you can DO IT better.

  • @commandertorres
    @commandertorres 4 года назад +3

    That rich evans diabolical laugh never stops being funny

  • @mooreoftre
    @mooreoftre 6 лет назад +44

    Kevin James could actually be a respectable actor why does he do this to himself lol

    • @robertfitzgerald3118
      @robertfitzgerald3118 4 года назад +3

      Hopefully, they'll cast him in a mission impossible parody and he'll do his own stunts. Shooting will stop by end of day one.

    • @AnAverageGoblin
      @AnAverageGoblin 4 года назад +3

      Probably because Adam guilt trips him.

    • @PhilipKaskela
      @PhilipKaskela 3 года назад +1

      Money. Ride the gravy train as long as you can, because plenty of actors have tried to jump a level in respectability, never to be seen again.

    • @mooreoftre
      @mooreoftre 3 года назад +1

      @@PhilipKaskela you right man. I mean shit you gotta get your bread too and Adam Sandler makes bank they gotta ssystem that works so keep doing it but lol

  • @brianr6651
    @brianr6651 6 лет назад +5

    "It's like watching Orson Welles do a wine commercial" I died laughing

  • @baphy643
    @baphy643 7 лет назад +11

    Watching Mike physically hold himself back from interrupting Jay at 23:50 is so fucking hilarious.