Damn, I wish I had the same imagination as you. I just thought about it as if it‘s a hostage situation. Like with the whole „open this door/go in there“ stuff and the random, bewildered pauses.
so heartwarming... I know so many people who have been kicked out of the house for getting a patreon, and I'm so happy your mother is supportive of your choices.
@@davidrojas4687 it's a joke because of the joke from the beginning of the video where they pretended they were coming out to Alex's mom but actually they were telling her about their Patreon.
I genuinely hope whoever owns this house just has a large family, with lots of nieces and nephews and/or his own children. Maybe they just live their life for their children and they made it a kid centric home. I hope, but the alternative possibility is very dark.
It's not a very good speculative asset either. Houses like this have a target audience of a handful of people and all of those guys have enough cash to knock this down and build one per their own tastes.
The way that every time you both made an attempt to stop making the hidden children joke the architecture just delivered the punchline all on its own…that had me ROLLING. So happy I found this channel.
thats the kinda big modern house you build in the sims when you just try to decorate all the rooms with every activity in the game but you think adding secret passages and the duffel bag of money from the criminal career you unlocked with cheats would be a fun touch
That style of architecture is called McModern, it copys superficial elements of modernism i.e. cube, glas, white etc... and applies it to a McMansion to create these soulless monstrosities
I almost cried seeing how supportive your mother is. What a magnificent lady. Also you both calling her mom, puts the disney video in a whole new light
The shadow people trapped in the walls was what sent me ultimately. Truly shocking and repulsive. Imagine reaching for a lamp in the middle of the night and touching hair, then when you run out of the room to escape you come face to face with that. Terrifying.
I read this comment before reaching that point in the video, and it was just vague enough that i was sure you were just making a joke, like, describe something weird and terrifying that isn't present in the video and is totally out of left field just for the funny. and then i saw the hairy lamp, and suddenly it became terrifyingly real.
Genuinely thought Alex spat on himself for a second, the editing was unnecessarily good lmao. Also, It's fucking crazy these billionaire's houses just write any kid diddler jokes themselves by simply existing.
As a student currently studying interior design, that house has the most ridiculous and bizarre design I've ever seen. I'm not talking about the visual aesthetics, but the fact that spaces in the house seems randomized. The room in 7:22 feels like whoever designed the house don't know what to do with the room so they just added a table and chair. And by god that television is useless when most of the user is facing away from it. There's other things I can point out like poor routing, small clearances between furniture, randomly placed decoration everywhere, etc. Billionaire houses are so crap that I think the people who made these just do it so they can rip off people who don't know anything about interior design besides "wow pretty Scandinavian minamlist interior!!"
I had to scroll way too far to find a comment about how atrocious the property itself is. Everything about the house is hideous, from concept to execution.
@@God_Is_An_Atheist prezoh’s work on cold ones was top tier too, always made great visual gags *and dunois of offlinetv, who solo’d their videos for years. so many talented editors here and osto is definitely one of them :)
That's also a funny way of looking at it. I interpreted it as: "If we assume each kid costs a gold bar, this is how many children they had to sell to get these ingots."
A fun fact I learned about this tour guy from another video is that he has proudly never stepped on grass. He took his first steps on grass on camera. He was really enthusiastic about it. That's...got to be a persona, right? How can a man in his 60's have never stepped on grass?
9:40 someone breaks in, and by the time they find valuables, they've been lost for days and too weak to fight you and you just add them to the basement and put them to work
Generally these ultra expensive houses are never occupied at all. rarely, they will be occupied for a few days, but even then often its not the owner or renter. They are a way for ultra rich in other countries (usually Chinese billionaires) to park money offshore from where they live. They can also be used as a form of currency with other billionaires to avoid paying taxes. This has become such a massive problem in Canada that there are laws stating that owners or renters have to live in their property for a minimum number of days in a year, or they pay some extremely high tax.
the united states has started to pass similar laws. Right now the laws mostly focus on industry/agriculture because chinese firms have been buying up huge amounts of land.
Truly disturbing stuff. Or it would be, were it true rather than propaganda. China doesn't have billionaires; it's a communist country! The means of production are in the hands of the people and all benefit equally from it.
I believe that is partly because of Airbnb, which increasingly is a way for foreign investors to buy up entire towns and rent them out. A RUclipsr I watch showed Prague during the pandemic and there was literally nobody anywhere because the entire city is owned as rental properties
14:09 I like to imagine that his life is flashing before his eyes as he gazes into the abyss what hides beneath that spa cover....which is why he sounds so surprised when he says "You would?"
when they got to the candy dispenser i was starting to actually believe there were children held there 😭 and then opportunities for the joke kept coming up and i was dying every time
The art in the hallway literally made me jump in my chair and my heartrate spike. I don't think I've ever been so viscerally shocked and unnerved by a piece of media before. Honestly very impressive lol.
That man came in with no information and I'm not convinced he's even done this job before. He's literally just talking about the set pieces added to make it feel lived in. Which clearly it is not
@@chaoticneutral6288 I know there is fake Heineken in China, maybe potentially other Asian countries but adding "real" to a fucking Heineken seems so pointless in the US or Europe. That's one of the least special or exclusive things in this fucking house lmao
I feel like rich people houses are so unnerving because rich people themselves are less than human so they try to build a normal looking house but ultimately fail because they just don’t understand normalcy.
I love watching videos about super tiny living spaces and all the ways people have optimized their space for comfort, usability, w/e. A lot of those apartments can also be very much on the expensive side but I am struck by how completely opposite these mansions are. Ugly with such little thought put into the livability, space for no reason other than to take up more than your neighbors.
they're so ugly with so little thought because they're really just meant to be investments/a way to store wealth, usually nobody actually lives inside these houses
This doesn’t get said enough but the sound design for both Boy Boy and IDAT are fucking stellar, the patreon will be well worth it just to see what they y’all can do with the extra creative liberty. Cheers💜
@@darrenfalconer3267 😂😂😂 this is what happens when your family is from Tennessee but you were born in Seattle. Lol I just didn’t mean to include the “they”😂
Having worked on rich homes..... They're often unoccupied for months so they don't leave food to spoil and commonly numerous bugs/mice etc die in the corners. Bad engineering looks fancy but leads to leaks. Nobody wants to say no or explain anything to a rich person so they get people to build things that fail.
@@michaelzoelisch6738 Oh i know, i hate it, im just saying out people are so dumb we believe that we can get to that if we do it right, thats the american dream
I can definitely say that I'd much rather live in a middle-class home with antique/vintage decorations than I would in these twenty-million-dollar airport terminals, even if they cost the same.
Ah "maid's quarters". I thought he said this is the "mage quarters." For the court mage. Which, originally, the reason castles were big because lots of people lived in them. It would be much better and less wasteful if they had mages and other people living in their mansion with them and not exclusively them and their personal servants.
The Brillo poster must be there to appeal to the buyers because you'd 100% have to be smoking crack to think this was a good house to buy and/or live in.
There’s no greater feeling than when an Asian mom is proud of you. Glad to see your mom finally, it all fits perfectly, and great job on the coming out guys, so proud of you 😌
The producer Michael guy is crazy. In another video he was scared to walk on real grass because his shoes were so expensive🤣(the grass was like 1cm tall too)
11:31 Who disguises a secret door, and a push to open door no less, as a full length mirror? Any time it’s used, there would be finger and hand smudges on it…
🛀 For people wondering about the bath onion: Onions are believed to neutralize bad odors in your bathroom, especially if you don't air it out very much. You're supposed to leave an unpeeled one out for 2-4 days, then throw it away. I don't know if it actually works or not, but I still found it interesting. Also I think the idea was popularized by a TikTok user. They called it "shower onion" if you're curious. Also, the first time I heard the term "bath onion" - I just about lost it.
For what it's worth, the producer Michael guy is absolutely loaded, and he absolutely buys into rich guy fashion (or lack their of). He genuinely has one of the most hidious wtach collections of any person I know, and they are all collosally overpriced, diamond encrusted monstrosities lol
14:26 oh my god the editing and the little jokes are all so phenomenal!! even at the beginning with the brillo canvas being slightly subtly edited in there. it's amazing. glad to see consistent quality boy boys
The actual Mona Lisa is half the size, which is why the real one is so disappointing. WHY would they put this junk copy in this house in this secret room???
At 13:02 reminds me unironically about a joke from portal 2 "Seeing this prison with force fields really makes me think I'm in the future" later there was a power outage and the warden was stabbed, turns out using an 100% energy dependent contingency was a mistake.
@15:35 Day 46: *Panic, delirium setting in.* "We cannot get out : They have taken the stairs and the second hall... We hear carnival music... music in the deep."
they got an editor. What usually happens is the creator has been sitting on footage but hasn't edited it. Once someone hires an editor the editor starts to crank out videos using the old footage.
you do not understand how hard I had to fight to not drown myuself on dry land with a mouthfull of water laughing at 17:30 then hard cut to "[pronounced with the sad echoes of reminiscence] lollypop...ASTRONAUT!"
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We've got another full-length video waiting for you right now at patreon.com/Boy_Boy
Ok boy
Loved the vid
now that patreon is working they can make the chinese sex dungeon!
spoiler no children were harmed in the making of the sex dungeon
I enjoyed the patreon video as well as this one, also nice mum.
Understanding chinese in this one kills
He's much more entertaining if you imagine he owns the house but has dementia
Damn, I wish I had the same imagination as you. I just thought about it as if it‘s a hostage situation. Like with the whole „open this door/go in there“ stuff and the random, bewildered pauses.
So that's why the hidden dead bodies shocked him this much
Going every day to the garden "AN ASTRONAUT!"
He kinda has the energy of the tea company owner from over the garden wall
My family wants to know why I’m laughing so hard and I don’t dare tell them it’s because of what you wrote!
so heartwarming... I know so many people who have been kicked out of the house for getting a patreon, and I'm so happy your mother is supportive of your choices.
❤when they said they love each other very much aww that was adorable
Why would they? Its a way of making money maybe a little humilliating but the money isnt. Like being an uber at least in Latam
@@davidrojas4687 it's a joke because of the joke from the beginning of the video where they pretended they were coming out to Alex's mom but actually they were telling her about their Patreon.
Wow...just wow
Autism@@davidrojas4687
I actually couldn’t stop laughing with all this kid stuff man. There’s too much of it for it not to be a coincidence
I genuinely hope whoever owns this house just has a large family, with lots of nieces and nephews and/or his own children. Maybe they just live their life for their children and they made it a kid centric home. I hope, but the alternative possibility is very dark.
@@diktatoralexander88 the paintings of people stuck in the frame?
@@tobyweir3485 all the kidnapped kids' parents
My theory - It sold for so cheap cause it was Epstines lawyers trying to get rid of all his former real estate.
@@rosiejl2798 not a bad theory. if we find the address and/or the plot of land we can actually search for who actually owned this.
This house is so creepy, sterile and bizarrely arranged. I don’t think it was built for people, it’s just a speculative asset.
Pretty much exactly it
It's not a very good speculative asset either. Houses like this have a target audience of a handful of people and all of those guys have enough cash to knock this down and build one per their own tastes.
It reminds me of the final scene of 2001 a space odyssey, like an alien force attempted to recreate human interior design.
The way that every time you both made an attempt to stop making the hidden children joke the architecture just delivered the punchline all on its own…that had me ROLLING. So happy I found this channel.
I swear every mansion in that place looks like something I'd build in Minecraft with how square they all are
thats the kinda big modern house you build in the sims when you just try to decorate all the rooms with every activity in the game but you think adding secret passages and the duffel bag of money from the criminal career you unlocked with cheats would be a fun touch
That style of architecture is called McModern, it copys superficial elements of modernism i.e. cube, glas, white etc... and applies it to a McMansion to create these soulless monstrosities
rich people will spend $100,000,000 rather than learn how to play minecraft
I hate modern architecture
I hate modern architecture
@@martyhammer481 it's minimalism...
I almost cried seeing how supportive your mother is. What a magnificent lady. Also you both calling her mom, puts the disney video in a whole new light
They're two very close siblings
Disney worked their magic
they’re brothers by god, lovers by choice ❤
thankyou, she raised us well
woops i was too slow, mentioned this above...hehe...gotta love the brotherly love and supportive Mum
The lolly dispensers and the tiny punching bag - the jokes just write themselves this is too good.
or the dude who owns this place is Joe Rogan...he's short AF
@@darnsmall Kevin Hart
When he got scared at the bar outside i lost it.
The discovery of the multiple bodies got me
It reminded me of those baby goat videos where they all go to suck on their milk bottles except it’s children with their candy dispensers
I love how there’s no food in the fridge, but the candy dispensers are FULL
You don't eat the grass your cattle graze on. What was in the oven?
@@trashtrash2169this is by far the scariest fucking comment
@@malaizze You're welcome.
Clearly not a very good pedophile if he's not kidnapped any children yet.
Ancient candy I suspect.
The shadow people trapped in the walls was what sent me ultimately. Truly shocking and repulsive. Imagine reaching for a lamp in the middle of the night and touching hair, then when you run out of the room to escape you come face to face with that. Terrifying.
It’s to scare the trafficked children back into their rooms
I read this comment before reaching that point in the video, and it was just vague enough that i was sure you were just making a joke, like, describe something weird and terrifying that isn't present in the video and is totally out of left field just for the funny. and then i saw the hairy lamp, and suddenly it became terrifyingly real.
Can't believe they finally came out. Good job on finding yourself and the way you wanted to promote your patreon
Shut up
I am so proud of them and all the other people who had the raw courage to come out on patreon 😢
So happy that they told us! Really helps all of us with patreons to feel better about coming out
I can never tell when they're serious though
Lol they aren't gay
So cool that you boys gave jobs to those poor chinese kids. Keep up the good work 👍
they did not give,they took
tiago deixa de ser esquisito
@@spritu. KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Yeah, sorry to burst your bubble, but we're not benevolent businessmen, we're scabs that are taking all the good sweatshop jobs
@@Boy_Boy screw you, you're the problem with our economy 🗿
Genuinely thought Alex spat on himself for a second, the editing was unnecessarily good lmao. Also, It's fucking crazy these billionaire's houses just write any kid diddler jokes themselves by simply existing.
yes... edited. Totally edited.
@@Boy_Boy …
@@Boy_Boy man i wish you could spit on me like that
@@Boy_Boy 💀
And they didn’t even talk about the little toddler sized car and tent!
I love how the "imprisoned kids" jokes just kept writing themselves with each new room.
The way he rushes through some of these tours has me believing he really is breaking into these homes without the owner's knowledge.
The "secret" doors remind me of singleplayer Minecraft where you make secret entrances to your base for absolutely no reason.
The hidden 2x2 classic
It feels like a level designed by From Software where you have to roll into every fucking wall to find the secret room.
@@Blueshirt38imagine just somersaulting into a wall in real life
That would be fun tho
@@Blueshirt38That's fr what I thought ahah
Summary: Blind guy gets increasingly worried because of dead children
fnaf lore be like
17:22 I love how he sees something, gets scared and doesn’t elaborate on it at all.
As a student currently studying interior design, that house has the most ridiculous and bizarre design I've ever seen. I'm not talking about the visual aesthetics, but the fact that spaces in the house seems randomized. The room in 7:22 feels like whoever designed the house don't know what to do with the room so they just added a table and chair. And by god that television is useless when most of the user is facing away from it.
There's other things I can point out like poor routing, small clearances between furniture, randomly placed decoration everywhere, etc.
Billionaire houses are so crap that I think the people who made these just do it so they can rip off people who don't know anything about interior design besides "wow pretty Scandinavian minamlist interior!!"
I had to scroll way too far to find a comment about how atrocious the property itself is. Everything about the house is hideous, from concept to execution.
probably one of these "I am rich, so I am an expert on everything. I design it myself and have it build." situations.
I think the "theres so much space!"
"But theres no space. You can't *do* anything"
Exemplifies exactly the issue with so many rich people houses
i love how they kept trying to get off the topic of the kids but KEEP coming back to it haha
I am actually dying inside rn, it’s too good😂😭(not in that way)
I mean the video's giving them lay ups
There's way too much sus shit though.
@Matt Ward Productions Yeah the house gives them no choice. Even if they'd made no jokes they would've been suspicious by the end lol.
the constant child themed items laying around giving more fuel to the joke was killing me
Yo, Ostonox's editing really pushing this shit to the next level, there's so many fun little bits, I'm glad you guys got ahold of him.
I was wondering who edited this, because it looks amazing. I should've known it was Ostonox, lol. He's arguably the best editor on YT imho.
@@God_Is_An_Atheist TMG highlights has a better editor.
@@God_Is_An_Atheist prezoh’s work on cold ones was top tier too, always made great visual gags
*and dunois of offlinetv, who solo’d their videos for years. so many talented editors here and osto is definitely one of them :)
@@vividist never heard of em
@@vividist I think that's a reasonable thing to say.
The way you think he’s counting the gold bars, but then realize he’s actually counting how many kids would fit in the safe. 😂
That's also a funny way of looking at it. I interpreted it as: "If we assume each kid costs a gold bar, this is how many children they had to sell to get these ingots."
@@InsertNameHereBoi do you own that house?
@Wesapus well clearly not because children cost way less than an entire gold bar
@@dullheadedfreakwhy do you know this
That editing in the into juxtaposing the numbers of square footage and homeless numbers, impeccable.
A fun fact I learned about this tour guy from another video is that he has proudly never stepped on grass. He took his first steps on grass on camera. He was really enthusiastic about it. That's...got to be a persona, right? How can a man in his 60's have never stepped on grass?
Who is this guy?
@@TomWonderful Thanks! I'm excited to check it out!
Lizard person
@@nicolasbailey4180 producer Michael. Apparently he is quite flush
@@nicolasbailey4180 producer Michael. Apparently he is quite flush
9:40 someone breaks in, and by the time they find valuables, they've been lost for days and too weak to fight you and you just add them to the basement and put them to work
17:00 The dual fire pits are for burning bodies at 200% efficiency.
Generally these ultra expensive houses are never occupied at all. rarely, they will be occupied for a few days, but even then often its not the owner or renter. They are a way for ultra rich in other countries (usually Chinese billionaires) to park money offshore from where they live. They can also be used as a form of currency with other billionaires to avoid paying taxes. This has become such a massive problem in Canada that there are laws stating that owners or renters have to live in their property for a minimum number of days in a year, or they pay some extremely high tax.
Good, although i can see lots of ways around that rule like letting relatives stay there increasing the problem of nepotism
the united states has started to pass similar laws. Right now the laws mostly focus on industry/agriculture because chinese firms have been buying up huge amounts of land.
Truly disturbing stuff. Or it would be, were it true rather than propaganda. China doesn't have billionaires; it's a communist country! The means of production are in the hands of the people and all benefit equally from it.
I believe that is partly because of Airbnb, which increasingly is a way for foreign investors to buy up entire towns and rent them out. A RUclipsr I watch showed Prague during the pandemic and there was literally nobody anywhere because the entire city is owned as rental properties
@@dogchaser520 is this a bit?
12:33 the AstroTurf is to cover up the bumps in the dirt that the dead bodies make
14:09 I like to imagine that his life is flashing before his eyes as he gazes into the abyss what hides beneath that spa cover....which is why he sounds so surprised when he says "You would?"
I literally burst out laughing xD
when they got to the candy dispenser i was starting to actually believe there were children held there 😭 and then opportunities for the joke kept coming up and i was dying every time
The art in the hallway literally made me jump in my chair and my heartrate spike. I don't think I've ever been so viscerally shocked and unnerved by a piece of media before. Honestly very impressive lol.
Literally jumpscare
And then they show a kids room right after, really making me wonder if that poor kid will have to walk past those at night from time to time 😱
Imagine thinking that "real heineken" is a selling point of a house
@@chaoticneutral6288more important, who is making heineken to even begin with? Like why?
@@Luziwurm there are worse beers tbf
That man came in with no information and I'm not convinced he's even done this job before. He's literally just talking about the set pieces added to make it feel lived in. Which clearly it is not
@@chaoticneutral6288 I know there is fake Heineken in China, maybe potentially other Asian countries but adding "real" to a fucking Heineken seems so pointless in the US or Europe. That's one of the least special or exclusive things in this fucking house lmao
@@januszkurahenowski2860 it's one of the least exclusive items in any discounter or even on a Ryanair flight...
I feel like rich people houses are so unnerving because rich people themselves are less than human so they try to build a normal looking house but ultimately fail because they just don’t understand normalcy.
I love watching videos about super tiny living spaces and all the ways people have optimized their space for comfort, usability, w/e. A lot of those apartments can also be very much on the expensive side but I am struck by how completely opposite these mansions are. Ugly with such little thought put into the livability, space for no reason other than to take up more than your neighbors.
they're so ugly with so little thought because they're really just meant to be investments/a way to store wealth, usually nobody actually lives inside these houses
millionaires have to be so scared when they turn the light off and have to run a mile to the bed
Please make it this a series, even if it's a short one thid is hilarious
great idea, we'll definitely do more videos like this!
It's the funniest shit yes pls so more
This doesn’t get said enough but the sound design for both Boy Boy and IDAT are fucking stellar, the patreon will be well worth it just to see what they y’all can do with the extra creative liberty. Cheers💜
They y'all? They you all?
First time iv come across some one who didn't know how to use y'all correctly haha
@@darrenfalconer3267 you're annoying for no good reason
Thanks heaps Ethan! Doing the sound/music is always the funnest part of putting the videos together
@@darrenfalconer3267 😂😂😂 this is what happens when your family is from Tennessee but you were born in Seattle. Lol I just didn’t mean to include the “they”😂
@@baileyk it's ok to be angry and emotional, I won't hold it against you. Would you like a cuddle and some warm milk to help soothe you for bed time??
i have never laughed so hard in ages thank you Aleksa, Alex and your mom for all the good content
Genuinely half these secret passageways probably exist so the jackass that owns the place can have their servants move around without being seen
i’m proud to announce i’m officially a beautiful baby boy
Congrats, don't get locked in this mansion's basement.
these boys are bursting with sons
Glad your mum is so accepting of your lifestyle ❤
Having worked on rich homes..... They're often unoccupied for months so they don't leave food to spoil and commonly numerous bugs/mice etc die in the corners. Bad engineering looks fancy but leads to leaks. Nobody wants to say no or explain anything to a rich person so they get people to build things that fail.
Unequal wealth distribution is a core value of American culture
I mean its how we fuel most of out workers to do their job, in hopes that some day they get rich like that
@@Shy_002 There is no reason why someone should have 300 Billion Dollars, those numbers are way to huge, and they pay less taxes then normal workers.
@@michaelzoelisch6738 Oh i know, i hate it, im just saying out people are so dumb we believe that we can get to that if we do it right, thats the american dream
@@Shy_002 Ah ye true my bad understood you wrong
10:42 Gotta love the tacky "All you need is love" sign inside of this MANSION lol
You don't become a billionair by enjoying the finer things in life
... only ze children/their dead corpses.
/ Hi daddy bucks btw!
EDIT; removed my "ig" from second line. thats it
@@maximus6568 Hahaha you could say that some of them may enjoy the little things
um yeah you actually get born into it because no amount of hardwork or grind will ever elevate you from poverty to billionaire-hood
I can definitely say that I'd much rather live in a middle-class home with antique/vintage decorations than I would in these twenty-million-dollar airport terminals, even if they cost the same.
exactly you become a billionaire by exploiting your employees
Those human paintings at 15:58 weren't paintings, they were glass panels...
This popped up on my feed. That sink looks like an emergency urinal. This house looks like a tear down.
Ah "maid's quarters". I thought he said this is the "mage quarters." For the court mage. Which, originally, the reason castles were big because lots of people lived in them. It would be much better and less wasteful if they had mages and other people living in their mansion with them and not exclusively them and their personal servants.
this house feels like what a level would be in a new thief game where it's set in modern times lol
It's like that mansion map in CoD:BLOPs 2, but for a child trafficker.
yea the houses in that game were absolutely massive for no reason
Literally
@@cheshirecynic3061 did you really just say BLOPs 2 for black ops 2 instead of BO2
@@DishonoredRat Yeah. My friends and I always called it "codblops." Much more fun to say than "Carl on Duty: Body Odor" lol
12:19 my favorite part of the Fun Room is the 100% guarantee that the door in that bathroom has a two way mirror.
😮
Guy actually designed his house like an elden ring dungeon. You never know which wall is fake
The Brillo poster must be there to appeal to the buyers because you'd 100% have to be smoking crack to think this was a good house to buy and/or live in.
5:30 it's a ladder. When the elevator to the rape dungeons blocked you can still climb down
There’s no greater feeling than when an Asian mom is proud of you. Glad to see your mom finally, it all fits perfectly, and great job on the coming out guys, so proud of you 😌
17:21 I love how he's so awed by the "real Heineken" as well, as if Heineken isn't just pissy mass produced beer.
"Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon"
That's like calling "Perła" a "Proper Polish beer"... I mean yeah but it's not good quality.
I thought the same Heineken is the beer brand you get literally everywhere
I think he was surprised because these houses are mostly intended as investments and nobody ever actually lives in them
@@justafurrywithinternet317 Are you sure that you have ever drunk the national treasure that 'Perła Export' is on a hot summer day?
It really is dystopian to have this many unused, billion-dollar mansions in a place where homelessness is as visibly terrible as it is in LA
I love how understanding your mom was! Queen loves her boys
The producer Michael guy is crazy. In another video he was scared to walk on real grass because his shoes were so expensive🤣(the grass was like 1cm tall too)
Even better he said that he never walked on real grass before 😂
@@1zebbe3 I forgot about that lol, Cant immagine how sheltered you have to be to literally never touch grass🤣🤣
11:31 Who disguises a secret door, and a push to open door no less, as a full length mirror? Any time it’s used, there would be finger and hand smudges on it…
Someone that never, and I mean NEVER in their live, had to clean anything themselves.
That’s what the maids are for
9:30 you want to confuse the kids , that way they cant escape
🛀 For people wondering about the bath onion:
Onions are believed to neutralize bad odors in your bathroom, especially if you don't air it out very much. You're supposed to leave an unpeeled one out for 2-4 days, then throw it away.
I don't know if it actually works or not, but I still found it interesting.
Also I think the idea was popularized by a TikTok user. They called it "shower onion" if you're curious.
Also, the first time I heard the term "bath onion" - I just about lost it.
the song in the intro is 春來時候 by 向音燕 for anyone wondering.
Cria.
Great video, would love to see more like this and the ones you have done in the past. regardless, looking forward to seeing where you two will go next
Cheers Dimitri! We'll have more of these coming soon!
16:38 They played the song! They played the song!
song name?
@@realgabreal very true, but will give by Paichit Aksornnarong
@@ricardocastillo903 piece of art
For what it's worth, the producer Michael guy is absolutely loaded, and he absolutely buys into rich guy fashion (or lack their of). He genuinely has one of the most hidious wtach collections of any person I know, and they are all collosally overpriced, diamond encrusted monstrosities lol
Personally think the ribena t-shirt goes mihc harder
Gotta make the house a maze so if the slaves escape they got lost
12:00 its full of hidden doors so the children get lost trying to escape.
14:26 oh my god the editing and the little jokes are all so phenomenal!! even at the beginning with the brillo canvas being slightly subtly edited in there. it's amazing. glad to see consistent quality boy boys
Wait the brillo canvas is edited??? There's no way
@@crazyfutureradio in the background yeah, they put a still of it for a second, then change it again
@@crazyfutureradio3:58 behind Alex's head
They are so commited they even outsourced Moms role from china
if you have to ask why there's an onion in the bath, you can't afford it
Both you blokes are fantastic, and deserve all the success that comes your way, best wishes from the UK
The actual Mona Lisa is half the size, which is why the real one is so disappointing. WHY would they put this junk copy in this house in this secret room???
At 3:58 anyone else noticed they had the painting behind them?
the first few months of having a patreon are always tough, it gets a lot easier as it grow up.
unironically the first time i’ve ever even considered subscribing to a pateron… ur videos are genuinely everything
At 13:02 reminds me unironically about a joke from portal 2 "Seeing this prison with force fields really makes me think I'm in the future" later there was a power outage and the warden was stabbed, turns out using an 100% energy dependent contingency was a mistake.
@15:35 Day 46: *Panic, delirium setting in.* "We cannot get out : They have taken the stairs and the second hall...
We hear carnival music... music in the deep."
Oh god I completely lost it when the lame picture is suddenly on the wall behind Alex
13:52 ngl i though he was counting the ingots, but when he said 12 kids i fuck1ng died 🤣🤣🤣🤣
i can't tell if they filmed enough reactions videos to last a year in one day or if they just always wear the same clothes
they got an editor. What usually happens is the creator has been sitting on footage but hasn't edited it. Once someone hires an editor the editor starts to crank out videos using the old footage.
@@CRneu wow that’s sounds really likely tbh and smth I would’ve thought of
@@ToriKo_yeah, so Good Mythical Morning usually shoots all their content for a week on 1 day and just change their clothes between videos.
@@ToriKo_yeah, so Good Mythical Morning usually shoots all their content for a week on 1 day and just change their clothes between videos.
This place looks ugly, empty and soulless, and although the kid's stuff started as a joke it makes the place a whole lot creepier.
9:10 $20 an hour to be a maid? That’s a well paid maid right there lol
It's not enough. I make 21 bucks and hour.
I watched a video tearing this guy and the houses he views apart over 4 years ago and I'm prepared to do it again with you guys
The secret rooms and maze layout are to slow the police down so you can "accidently" misplace evidence
3:40 thats literally a child's toy, i had so many of those as a kid
9:19 I assumed that was after effects but I'm sick and tired watching this contemplating the if that man seriously spit in his shirt 🤣🤣
Guys the children are the ones doing the boxing
Its a child pitfighting ring
God all the children jokes had me dying
judging by that punching bag, so were the kids
just like those children 😔
This has to be *THE BEST* Patreon plug I've ever seen on RUclips right there !
What a beautiful day when boyboy uploads
its crazy that an acre is like 1/100th of the land my family owns, the average landowner has 16.9 acres (or 6.8 hectares) in the usa
Pov: You're an architect, but you haven't learnt how to mark something at anything but 90° angles yet
Surprised you didn't notice the little telescope at 14:03
Finally! Congratulations on the abortion!
guh?
What the actual fuck
I haven't watched the video yet and this comment is killing me
lmao i agree with the second guy what the actual fuck???
Sad that Aleksa died during it though.. :(
@@zsoltylmao to quote the first guy, "guh?"
15:03 the onion is for the cartoonish soups
Why do they have framed pictures just leaning against the wall? It's so weird and out of place for a house that's supposed to be so luxurious
you do not understand how hard I had to fight to not drown myuself on dry land with a mouthfull of water laughing at 17:30 then hard cut to "[pronounced with the sad echoes of reminiscence] lollypop...ASTRONAUT!"
that patreon ad was simply incredible, well done you beautiful boys
Thankyou, all props should go to our 'mum'