Weekend Update: National Masturbation Month, 11-Day Nude Cruise - SNL
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- Опубликовано: 3 май 2024
- Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week’s biggest news, like Mystik Dan winning the 150th Kentucky Derby.
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“it’s a really rough episode for me colin” 😭😭😭
And we love him for it !
Che was definitely off tonight. So many poorly delivered lines.
Room service?
“Stop knocking on my dressing room door” 😂
"menage a moi" 🤣
this joke was fuckin hilarious
Think about it, what else could he say next that would be funny and relatable?
Che's Stallone impersonation deserved its own segment.
Lazy impression, but whatever.
I mean, it basically got its own segment
@@steveconn no not really it was pretty funny, I'm sorry that your bland sense of humor lacks creativity.
Hard pass.
@@vexo9028Yeah, because no one in the history of comedy has ever made fun of Stallone lmao
Che absolutely loves making the audience uncomfortable...🤣
So do I
This is consistently for the last few years the best part of Saturday Night Live
Damn really? That's disappointing.
It almost always was, right from the beginning, with Chevy.
Pickle Ball, Corn Hole… and also games!
😂😂😂
Che: gets the biggest laugh
Also Che: “I’m having a real rough time”
Ngl, I could watch several hours of Michael Che doing Stallone impersonations.
Den you got shitty taste :)
I'm dying over here rewinding
Agreed. He should do audio books in that voice.
Che is SO ANNOYING and stupid!!! Why he is there???? Laughing at his not funny jokes all the time!!!!!
Che should be the overseas dub actor for Stallone from now on.
"Stop knocking on my dressing room door" had me dying! XD
Che reminds me of Norm being so critical of the audience's responses
He has alot of nerve considering he's the biggest laugher at his own stuff.
@@steveconn The fact I have no idea which of the two you're referring to makes me think the comparison might be pretty apt.
His impression was of...you guessed it, Frank Stallone.
National Stop Knocking On My Dressing Room Door Month. ⛽😉
😂
For che it's every day and every month
"Stop knocking on my dressing room door" 😂 👏
Nude cruise is a perfect idea for that boat Colin bought with Pete.
I immediately thought the same thing till I realized that it's NY and NJ... yuck. 🤮
Michael is on 🔥
Loved dragging out the Stallone joke 🤣
Really? Che even said this was one of his lower performances.
I busted out laughing, and someone asked me what was going on. English is their second language, and they don't know who Sly is, so they're never gonna understand what's wrong with me.
That "sex whilst they're asleep" joke killed me I knew they'd bring up Bill Cosby
I witnessed my friend with sexsomnia having an episode and it was shocking.
Too predictable
I'm here for the Sylvester Stallone audiobook version... 🤣
Mystik Dan selling acid to Cocomelon is pure gold
No, you've got that wrong. Mystik Dan sells the Pure Gold to the Teletubbies, the Cocomelon kids can only afford Lucy Bombs.
"... so stop knockin' on my dreesin' room door" just about killed me! Thought my lungs were about to seize up.
Best Weekend update crew since Tina Fey and Amy Polar.
Even when che ‘bombs’ he’s still hilarious
"Which is why you should never have your bachelorette party at Chuck E Cheese" 🤢 😆
Phil Phosby. He's killing me. 🤣
Yep, that masterbation day joke is easily my favorite Che joke of the year.
Che is absolutely hilarious! 🤎
As an Italian, I slam my seal of approval with a chef kissing the tips of his fingers on the prosciutto joke.
Phil Fosby😂😂😂
LMFAOOOOO Che killed it 😂😂
"Sexsomnia" sounds similar to "sexlexia", like something Zap Brannigan from Futurama would claim to have, lol.
I have the sexiest learning disability, tell em what its called, Kif
I actually read that article this week, had to know what sexsomnia is, lol 😂
“The cruise will offer Pickleball, Cornhole, and also games!!”😅😂
Audience be damned, Che was on fire this episode.
Che's Sylvester Stallone joke was GOLD.
that last slow look from jost, lol
Che was AWESOME this segment!
Not
@@brooke8567 You only like "clean" PC humor, right? Disney stuff - recent, not classic. All edge thoroughly removed.
Che even said his delivery wasn't good. He knew from the dress rehearsal the jokes wouldn't land and he didn't care
Always the Best segment of the show!
Michael Che just did the best Stallone ever. No one will ever beat that.
LoL Che was great here
This part was just 🤣🤣🤣 I'm crying y'all
Even more great teamwork here for Michael and Che
a nude cruise? cleaning and disinfecting the whole damn boat afterwards will be a nightmare! so unsanitary.
This Weekend Update killed it! 🔥
These guys never fail me.
The Stallon bit is Great!! 😂
Thatstallonejokewasabanger
I love these two on the edge comedy. Bad jokes that still make you laugh.
Bachelorette Party at Chuck E Cheese!!!
Guess that means they offer Senior Discount at Dave & Busters.
I loved Colin's slow look reaction to Che's "Stop knockin' on my dressing room door". 😂 Poor Michael's having a rough month when it's usually Colin being abused... by him! Love the way they work together.
That first joke about the two sportscasters retiring to spend more time trying to figure out which one is which, reminded me of the news story from one of the first few seasons.
Roger Ebert and Gene Siskel have just legally changed their names, to The Fat Guy and The Other One!
I love how Colin always seems surprised by the words coming out of his mouth even if he wrote em
Micheal Che, your jokes this episode were 10/10, no notes
“Don’t encourage!” 😂
Cliff Huxtable was right there.
The Bill Cosby joke 😭
STAHP KNOCKIN ON MI DRESSING ROOM DOOR
stop knocking on my dressing room door
I like Bluey's mom more now
Bluey's parents had and have real lives, and are still amazing parents. That's a big part of what makes Bluey the greatest kids' cartoon ever.
1:54 damn I just rewatched an episode of House about that
I was wondering where I heard that term before...
"phil phosby" actually made me lol 😂
Yo. The phill phosby joke got me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Pill Cosby joke 😂😅
Phil Phosby
Yes. That's what they called him but I will always call him Pill Cosby. 😀
Michael needs help.... LMFAO
EXTREMELY solid weekend update
I've been celebrating since the end of November.
Che-vester Stallone 😅❤️
I wish these clips would show the entire Weekend Update segment, and not just a few minutes from it.
There is another clip which is the start of Weekend Update segment. I don't know why they break them up into two pieces.
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Che got me dead with prosciutto inspector
Phil Phosby 🤣🤣
Omg so spot on lol
Che was hilarious tonight. Memorable hilarious.
Funny clip...thank you.
che wasnt even bombing he just expects to bomb every time lmao
None stop laughing lol
I laughed more at this clip than Katt Williams whole new special.
Damn, Michael Ché is really strikin' out there...
I was surprised to learn that Sylvester Stallone wrote a bunch of the movies he’s in
Oh absolutely, he was a struggling actor when he wrote "Rocky". The studio didn't want him to play the lead. They wanted a big name like Robert Redford, seriously. Can you imagine?
Yea, Che likes to play with stereotypes and not consider individuals.
It's May, ohhhhhh!!!
National "I'm about to reach climax" month."
1:20 😂
Che feels the comparison pressure bc Colin just came back from the presidential event but I think Che’s doing great lol
What? Masturbation month? I thought it was all year long!
lol it was obviously implied that chili used to smoke weed with frisky at the lookout.
I enjoyed this. Nice work here, 7/10
That Phil Phosby graphic ☠️☠️
Wow I can't believe that Jost won this one 😮
Che has a line of gals waiting on him outside his dressing room. Why he gotta yank his own chain when he could have a gal do it????😂😂😂😂
Fhil fosby 😂😂😂😂
That teacher will forever be looked at as a villain meanwhile the kid will be a legend.
Calm down, we still have all summer and most of Fall for some hope.
Who's thinking JEFFREY TOOBIN 😅
Wait what is the Bluey line 😂😂😂
Hi, welcome to Chuck E. Cheese. Everything is visibly dirty and our mascot is a rat, eat some pizza near a sneezing child. Come on down for some rat pizza at our child casino.
Che looks drunk in this. 😂
That audience sucks!!! Che and Colin had me laughing 🤣
Must have not have laughed enough at themselves or turned the audience mic up enough :(
Che knew from the dress rehearsal the jokes wouldn't work and he doesn't care.
pickle bar, corn hole, and also games.
im so glad people are calling out the names of those games! 😖 "cornhole" sounds so repulsive. whats wrong with "bean bag toss?" LOL
@@theodorelaval1133
The name harkens back to the fact that corn was used to fill the bags, for the toss game.
@@mykingdomforak9 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cornhole_(slang)
@@theodorelaval1133
Yes; thank you for the attached link, however, I, also, read that, too, before replying.
Wikipedia is a wonderful source, as well as reputable ones like fact-checkers ie. The Washington Post, NY Times, LA Times, and The Daily Mail.
(The latter, which contains the most comprehensive amount of timely images, and factoids. 😊)
🌷.
@@theodorelaval1133
Yes; I read that Wikipedia page,
before answering, @theodorelava.👍
I Google, and read all sources, before replying, to anyone.
Reputable fact-checkers are major newspapers, and universities, obviously.
I decided to make my reply to you, simplistic, because you didn't bother to look-up why it's called cornhole.
Ugh.
Exhausted, now.
I hope everyone on that cruise has plenty of sunscreen.
ok, prosciutto inspector - probably a real field but that would be one helleva pick up line in a bar.
No Che, you were not having a rough episode, you were on fire.
Keep kissing his ass for nothing, it helps his ego.
The audience and critics disagree. Che doesn't take feedback well. He's become more arrogant over the years.
The actual chemistry between these guys is what makes these jokes work.
A month wtf i celebrate the entire year
House TV show had a great sexomnia episode- it was hilarious.
😂😂