Weekend Update: Kristi Noem's Other Dog Defends His Owner - SNL

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  • Опубликовано: 5 янв 2025

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  • @penguinista
    @penguinista 8 месяцев назад +565

    The dog buttons was a brilliant comedic device.

    • @elee9056
      @elee9056 8 месяцев назад +3

      reminded me of derrick comedy’s keyboard kid

    • @ladydoesdragg
      @ladydoesdragg 5 месяцев назад

      😊😮😊5a😊a😊😅a2😢😊​@@elee9056

  • @nicholasgarrick8855
    @nicholasgarrick8855 8 месяцев назад +816

    Marcello asking colin " do you do paw" made me laugh so stupidly hard🤣.

  • @ghilemaer
    @ghilemaer 8 месяцев назад +193

    Marcello's cheerful facial expressions after delivering those hostage messages with the buttons were hilarious but also, 🥺 Justice for sweet Cricket!
    Kind of reminded me of Michael Bublé in that SNL Hamm and Bubbly sketch from a long time ago, too

    • @LORAC22
      @LORAC22 8 месяцев назад +3

      Trump tie as collar next time 👍

    • @susanplank1976
      @susanplank1976 8 месяцев назад +6

      thanks for reminding me to watch that one again, its been awhile, really funny.

  • @jennaschuman7297
    @jennaschuman7297 8 месяцев назад +911

    “I don’t know if she rescued me or if I’m gonna get shot in the face!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @johntidey8734
      @johntidey8734 8 месяцев назад +3

      I didn't see that coming. brilliant

    • @anonymousYTviewer69
      @anonymousYTviewer69 8 месяцев назад +1

      I READ that as it played....🤣

    • @piusvapor
      @piusvapor 2 месяца назад

      You really have to be a political nut-job to think that was funny!!

  • @JNosewicz7569
    @JNosewicz7569 8 месяцев назад +1078

    Cricket will live on in history. She may be the only dog responsible for taking down a politician with an agenda counter to our country’s best interest. RIP Cricket.

    • @mindbodyhome102
      @mindbodyhome102 8 месяцев назад +1

      Yup....Noem "put down" Cricket but really Cricket put down Noem! And Trump is being taken down by a porn star....Karma is real folks!

    • @elimcfly350
      @elimcfly350 8 месяцев назад +56

      That's a good way of looking at it! Hell yeah, Cricket!

    • @sierravalentinee
      @sierravalentinee 8 месяцев назад +29

      RIP puppy❤ frfr

    • @Elmaestrodemusica
      @Elmaestrodemusica 8 месяцев назад +37

      Yes, Cricket, you did not die in vain. May you be in Heaven doing whatever it is you want to do! Say "Hello" to my sister, she loved animals (she died at 14)!

    • @WestOfEarth
      @WestOfEarth 8 месяцев назад +30

      Cricket deserves a posthumous Medal of Freedom

  • @mykoniichistorychannel
    @mykoniichistorychannel 8 месяцев назад +313

    Marcello is a gem.

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl 8 месяцев назад +645

    "One of the dog buttons is Mar a Lago?" 😁

  • @nicholasgarrick8855
    @nicholasgarrick8855 8 месяцев назад +269

    Marcello nails the dog costume his comedic ,and acting always on point.

    • @aishabintabubakr4944
      @aishabintabubakr4944 8 месяцев назад

      His timing his awful

    • @drewsy4788
      @drewsy4788 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@aishabintabubakr4944 It is much better than the other new SNL members. I feel like all the new ones arent really that strong of actors and it seems so forced when they perform. Its hard to believe that they are portraying any character genuinely. I miss the days of Cecily Strong, Aidy Brant, Kate Mckinnon, Vanessa Bayer, and Fred Armison.

    • @aishabintabubakr4944
      @aishabintabubakr4944 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@drewsy4788
      I would go back further than that

    • @drewsy4788
      @drewsy4788 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@aishabintabubakr4944 Agree!!they used to have such charismatic actors. Charisma also matters!!

    • @mousamnandy3916
      @mousamnandy3916 8 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@aishabintabubakr4944don't be bitter just chill

  • @Pauli1984
    @Pauli1984 8 месяцев назад +119

    Love the necktie made into a collar…so creative!

  • @JJMariana7
    @JJMariana7 8 месяцев назад +128

    2:15 the gentle little button pats 🤣🤣 great skit!

  • @MikeChatman
    @MikeChatman 8 месяцев назад +291

    Bruh call me Cricket because I'm dead!😂😂😂

  • @scambuster1172
    @scambuster1172 8 месяцев назад +30

    yooo i am cryinggg☠marcello did great with this one 🤣

  • @NextToToddliness
    @NextToToddliness 8 месяцев назад +44

    This might be the most adorable Marcello character... might be.

  • @GabbyCruz
    @GabbyCruz 8 месяцев назад +14

    Marcelo is such a natural for SNL! He’s great

  • @dahby2724
    @dahby2724 8 месяцев назад +30

    The looks on his face are amazing.
    Great 🐕🐶

  • @samu166
    @samu166 8 месяцев назад +94

    "Why would you read that out loud?!"
    My sides were killing me!
    Marcello is a gem!!

  • @Happy-uy5wc
    @Happy-uy5wc 8 месяцев назад +39

    This is my favorite skit this week.
    This is an all time favorite. 🐕
    CONGRATULATIONS Marcello Hernandez. ❤
    I love dogs. 🐩

  • @LusheRenRen
    @LusheRenRen 8 месяцев назад +73

    A dog that can't read but writes a note to Colin. 😅

    • @Davidstone568
      @Davidstone568 8 месяцев назад +5

      Reminds me of a former president with a sharpie

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 7 месяцев назад +2

      He's probably lying about being illiterate to save his hide.

  • @spencerkagen1386
    @spencerkagen1386 8 месяцев назад +101

    He's the BEST boy

  • @tom_something
    @tom_something 8 месяцев назад +13

    "Can you shake? Do you do paw?"
    Already won me over.

  • @jackmays2907
    @jackmays2907 8 месяцев назад +38

    He has a great voice…and is very cute. Love everything he does.

    • @stevenrobert8567
      @stevenrobert8567 8 месяцев назад

      she didn't even bury the goat or the dog. She needs to do jail time with the orange blob. how could this country produce such monsters for office?

  • @TheBroncosguy
    @TheBroncosguy 8 месяцев назад +251

    "I can't read."
    "But you know what 'media spin' is?"
    😂🤣

    • @ACDC5
      @ACDC5 8 месяцев назад

      trump supporters biggest excuse why they still support trump.

  • @BrawnyFanta
    @BrawnyFanta 8 месяцев назад +12

    "I can't read.. IMMA DOG!" 😂😂😂

  • @FitMediaChannel
    @FitMediaChannel 8 месяцев назад +98

    Marcello is the BEST!

  • @chatterbox7481
    @chatterbox7481 8 месяцев назад +26

    Che’s delivery is always top notch. He doesn’t always get the laughs he deserves meanwhile I’m over here laughing so hard I start coughing and then choking

    • @primitivedaisy
      @primitivedaisy 8 месяцев назад +2

      Neither one of 5hose guys is Michael Che. 🤨

  • @christinap-c
    @christinap-c 8 месяцев назад +234

    Marcello managed to be more adorable? 🐶🐶🐶

    • @timesawasting7532
      @timesawasting7532 8 месяцев назад +23

      He looks really good in this costume!

    • @9sheri9
      @9sheri9 8 месяцев назад +12

      Marcello is one of my favorites 😍

    • @angelicaterry3367
      @angelicaterry3367 8 месяцев назад +6

      is it just me or does he looks doe-eyed

    • @lisadavis9535
      @lisadavis9535 8 месяцев назад +4

      @@angelicaterry3367 Big brown puppy dog eyes!! LOL!!

  • @brianphillips9152
    @brianphillips9152 8 месяцев назад +69

    When people tell you who they are, listen to them.

    • @Tao_Tology
      @Tao_Tology 8 месяцев назад +1

      When people butcher and fail to attribute a Maya Angelou quote....

    • @EJWash57
      @EJWash57 7 месяцев назад

      @@Tao_Tology When people just don't KINDLY and HUMBLY post the correct quote... 🤦🏽‍♂

    • @Tao_Tology
      @Tao_Tology 7 месяцев назад

      @@EJWash57 So......like you just failed to do, then.
      🤦‍♀️

    • @EJWash57
      @EJWash57 7 месяцев назад

      @@Tao_Tology Nor you, and you brought it up - twice now.

    • @Tao_Tology
      @Tao_Tology 7 месяцев назад

      @@EJWash57 'Nor you' twice now _yourself_ .
      Lol, cry more.
      And, remember: do the thing _you_ are complaining about. 😄

  • @robynmutema5830
    @robynmutema5830 8 месяцев назад +73

    "One of the dog buttons is Mar-a-Lago?"

  • @AlanBrown-yg7rl
    @AlanBrown-yg7rl 22 дня назад +2

    Marcello clearly got the pick of the litter with that skit, I'll bet half the cast wished they could have done that one!

  • @seffishestopal5950
    @seffishestopal5950 8 месяцев назад +75

    "Please, I love you, Kristi!" 😆

    • @cheryl-annhercules9445
      @cheryl-annhercules9445 7 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Kameaux
    @Kameaux 8 месяцев назад +72

    The way he says “I love you, Kristi!🐶” 😂

  • @rubenavalos5455
    @rubenavalos5455 6 месяцев назад +3

    Colin laughing just adds to this skit 😂😂😂

  • @AwesomeAndy-1
    @AwesomeAndy-1 8 месяцев назад +8

    "I love you kristi" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @comeflywithme1694
    @comeflywithme1694 8 месяцев назад +33

    Not a dog person but I would definitely consider adopt Cricket VII

  • @armandorodriguez118
    @armandorodriguez118 7 месяцев назад +2

    The barking got me 😂

  • @alyciacooper2
    @alyciacooper2 8 месяцев назад +16

    I am so heated at what she did to that innocent puppy.

    • @alexandrawalsh8844
      @alexandrawalsh8844 Месяц назад +2

      I'm with you. It's unconscionable. And no remorse or apology from her. Shame forever on Kristi Noem, dog killer.

  • @RC51Rod
    @RC51Rod 8 месяцев назад +11

    As a South Dakotan, I approve of this skit. What a DB!

  • @MrBigsmallguy
    @MrBigsmallguy 8 месяцев назад +6

    Amazing delivery from both comedians but man marcelo you hit a grand slam here. Lmfao. 😂😂😂😂

  • @ramirezproductions0826
    @ramirezproductions0826 8 месяцев назад +255

    Man, Marcello did a great job as that puppy killer governor’s dog on Update! That bit with the talking buttons was definitely one of my favorite parts! And I hope I’m not being weird by saying this, but Marcello kinda looks a bit adorable in a puppy suit. Definitely a 10 out of 10!

    • @standdownrobots_ihaveoldglory
      @standdownrobots_ihaveoldglory 8 месяцев назад +8

      He's almost as cute as an actual puppy! There's a dog named "Bunny" on YT who supposedly talks by pushing buttons, by the way...

    • @brandontylerburt
      @brandontylerburt 8 месяцев назад

      I totally get it. I'd scritch his ears for sure.

    • @spencerkagen1386
      @spencerkagen1386 8 месяцев назад +12

      This reads like a bot account...

    • @KCmidwest-wm9jd
      @KCmidwest-wm9jd 8 месяцев назад +6

      Marcello needs to be careful. All those "furries" will be after him, now. LOL

    • @PVnRT929
      @PVnRT929 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@spencerkagen1386 agreed 😂

  • @StevenC32
    @StevenC32 8 месяцев назад +14

    Well it looks like the neighbors will never ask Kristi Noem to dog sit for them while they are on vacation, because when they get back their dog will be buried on the front lawn, that is if she even bothers to bury her neighbor's dog.

    • @cheeto6933
      @cheeto6933 7 месяцев назад +1

      ​@simulationkoyoit does make you wonder how she would treat a child with disabilities

  • @sarahmarks7082
    @sarahmarks7082 7 месяцев назад +1

    Marcello is growing into a great actor 😁🤩 He 'shakes paws ' with Colin so seriously and masters those floppy ears 🐕😂

  • @Echo81Rumple83
    @Echo81Rumple83 8 месяцев назад +21

    Always count the best writers in the business to write jokes to alleviate the horrors that is a rancher version of Cruella DeVille.

  • @truhhhhhhhokIII3
    @truhhhhhhhokIII3 8 месяцев назад +27

    Gdi that was dark but really pushes home how terrible those people are 🙏🤙

  • @Skeys13
    @Skeys13 8 месяцев назад +44

    This dog is gonna live as long as a Boeing whistleblower

  • @MaggieLoveMTC
    @MaggieLoveMTC 7 месяцев назад +3

    Hilarious!!! This was good all the way through 😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @benben3409
    @benben3409 8 месяцев назад +2

    This one was hilarious. There's just 1 thing I'd like to add. Right after he says "cricket, everyone" cut to a shot of Kristi Noem with a sniper rifle

  • @DanielMartinez-si2uk
    @DanielMartinez-si2uk 8 месяцев назад +7

    Finally Marcello gets a part where he doesn’t have to do a bad Cuban or Puerto Rican accent!

  • @TheRogueStatesman
    @TheRogueStatesman 8 месяцев назад +8

    best sketch Marcello has ever done!

  • @Sophie-jm8ev
    @Sophie-jm8ev 8 месяцев назад +43

    Marcello's comedic timing is impeccable. Goddamn

  • @rocknroll.shaman
    @rocknroll.shaman 2 месяца назад +1

    Best Weekend Update-segment ever X-D Thank you :-)

  • @xelamercedes
    @xelamercedes 7 месяцев назад +2

    Great work guys!!! Such smart comedy. Love it.

  • @Mark-cj7bs
    @Mark-cj7bs 8 месяцев назад +6

    The talking pad bit immediately triggered "C-Cool, alright. Ca-Cool, alright, kick it" memories 😅

  • @richardthiele8363
    @richardthiele8363 7 месяцев назад +1

    He should be singing “Cricket the Eight I Am I Am” 🎵🎵 😂

  • @eddyskripko4595
    @eddyskripko4595 7 месяцев назад +4

    Marcello’s bark is simply magnificent

  • @beigefox6579
    @beigefox6579 8 месяцев назад +3

    One of the dog buttons is Mar-A-Lago??? 🤣🤣🤣

  • @theultimatereductionist7592
    @theultimatereductionist7592 8 месяцев назад +7

    Marcello-dog is adorable!

  • @Kellybelleee
    @Kellybelleee 8 месяцев назад +25

    Omg hilarious! Love Marcelo! 😂❤

  • @PhilFeedback
    @PhilFeedback 8 месяцев назад +14

    Poor Cricket 😢

    • @cheeto6933
      @cheeto6933 7 месяцев назад

      Imagine if she had a child with disabilities 👀

  • @batgurrl
    @batgurrl 8 месяцев назад +24

    I can’t read, I’m a dog. Team Kristie for life, for a very long life. Spontaneous barking best part.

  • @bondsons
    @bondsons 8 месяцев назад +2

    Cricket is laughing in heaven right now screaming, you titled that book right cause "you ain't never going back again"!

  • @benzaiten933
    @benzaiten933 8 месяцев назад +11

    Marcello is a good boy!

  • @ecamp6360
    @ecamp6360 8 месяцев назад +18

    I was waiting for the shock collar to kick in. Missed joke opportunity.

  • @zoyadulzura7490
    @zoyadulzura7490 6 месяцев назад +1

    "I can't read. I'm a dog." The way he says that 🥺

  • @myajustdied
    @myajustdied 7 месяцев назад +1

    i love how colin gives him his props every time

  • @joannajamerson35
    @joannajamerson35 8 месяцев назад +40

    Why didn't she give the dog away?
    Oh, thats right, because she is insane.😢

    • @marke7441
      @marke7441 8 месяцев назад +9

      I know. I’m sure a shelter or rescue would have saved Cricket. Shooting was easier for her than doing the work to find the dog a home. Then she decided she was liking it, so she took out the goat. Wonder how many small animals she killed for fun as a kid.

    • @cheeto6933
      @cheeto6933 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@marke7441 I wonder how many disobedient children are buried in her backyard

    • @voltage6405
      @voltage6405 7 месяцев назад

      She thought trump would like it lol

  • @christopherrobinson3290
    @christopherrobinson3290 8 месяцев назад +1

    Of all the jokes over the last week involving Kristi, this made me laugh the hardest 😂😂

  • @kittyss2371
    @kittyss2371 7 месяцев назад +2

    This is spot on..😅😅

  • @melizab2424
    @melizab2424 8 месяцев назад +2

    Marcello🤣💙💙💙para siempre!

  • @timcole2702
    @timcole2702 8 месяцев назад +2

    Marcello is the best addition to the SNL cast in years!

  • @johnnydarling8021
    @johnnydarling8021 8 месяцев назад +52

    *Kristi: "I shot a puppy I hated".*
    (Everyone loses their minds)
    Kristi: "Oh you think that's bad,
    I shot a goat for smelling like a goat."
    (Everyone loses their minds)
    Kristi: "Oh you think that's bad,
    I just shot three more horses."
    (Everyone loses their minds)

    • @camplethargic8
      @camplethargic8 8 месяцев назад +7

      Trump appreciates domination of the news stream (no such thing as bad pr)... she's improved her chances. I don't think he likes menopause though. At 52 Noem is pushing Trump's limit.

    • @WyvernYT
      @WyvernYT 8 месяцев назад +6

      @@camplethargic8 That's a good point. Thirty years younger than him is too old for him.

    • @PleaseDontEatAnimals
      @PleaseDontEatAnimals 8 месяцев назад

      It seems really hypocritical to me because most people kill innocent animals every day... Maybe they would have been okay with it if she made bacon out of Cricket and the other animals she shot?
      I don't support Kristi Noem in any way. She is cruel. That said, most people support shooting innocent animals in the head--they just do it vicariously and pay slaughterhouse workers to use the captive bolt gun. We humans don't need to eat other animals (in fact, vegans live on average 6♀️ to 10♂️years longer than carnists). And innocent animals do NOT deserve to be incarcerated, tortured, branded, castrated, and have their teeth and other body parts cut off (all without anesthesia), then killed at a fraction of their normal lifespans--many dismembered while still fully conscious--just for the pleasure of human taste buds. 😢
      You can get out of an abusive relationship today by going vegan.✌🏽❤️🐕🐖🐈🐄🐣
      To quote Alice Walker: "The animals of the world exist for their own reasons. They were not made for humans any more than Black people were made for Whites or women for men."

    • @laylahahmad6468
      @laylahahmad6468 7 месяцев назад +1

      Is it everyone who lost their minds or Kristi 🤔

  • @francescorengifo
    @francescorengifo 8 месяцев назад +4

    He's too cute to look at this logically but 10 he's so funny . I am going to need a movie from this guy

  • @laurenw.8178
    @laurenw.8178 8 месяцев назад +3

    Omg this is great 😂😂
    But seriously, Rest in Peace, Cricket. ❤

  • @lpdog82
    @lpdog82 7 месяцев назад +2

    kristi noem has buried herself so deep SHE'S HISTORY hahaha , , this skit is hilarious LOLOL

  • @davidjohnston3044
    @davidjohnston3044 7 месяцев назад +7

    I am going to name my next dog CRICKET II. I suggest the rest of you who live in South Dakota do the same. It will drive Noem nuts when people are calling, CRICKET, CRICKET, come to me.!!

  • @larabee5178
    @larabee5178 8 месяцев назад +1

    Yaaaaaaaas! Marcello did sooooooo good here (like always). Long live cricket 7!

  • @TheSilverphoenix88
    @TheSilverphoenix88 7 месяцев назад +2

    Marcello makes a cute dog. Who’s a good boy? Who’s a good boy?

  • @olorin4317
    @olorin4317 8 месяцев назад +7

    Best bit of the night.

  • @robi6317
    @robi6317 8 месяцев назад +9

    great skit on that news story

  • @MelindaLongoria
    @MelindaLongoria 8 месяцев назад +4

    Don’t touch his toy, he will bite you! Rah rah rah rah!!!! 😂

  • @travisnaganuma2542
    @travisnaganuma2542 8 месяцев назад +1

    I laughed so damn hard at this! 😂

  • @flora5529
    @flora5529 8 месяцев назад +9

    Marcello looks adorable 😍 I'll take him with me 😉

  • @MrPhotodoc
    @MrPhotodoc 8 месяцев назад +4

    That piece wrote itself.

  • @FreddiePetrusewicz-ym9id
    @FreddiePetrusewicz-ym9id 8 месяцев назад +5

    OMG those buttons are HILARIOUS 😆

  • @alinehuntly
    @alinehuntly 8 месяцев назад +11

    He was so good I didn't know whether to laugh or cry 🤣

  • @oppositeofh8
    @oppositeofh8 8 месяцев назад +31

    omg loved this bit! marcello is pitch perfect.
    😹😹😹😹😹 5/5
    😻😻😻😻😻 5/5

    • @Kid_Gruesome
      @Kid_Gruesome 8 месяцев назад +3

      🐕☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️ 1/7

    • @oppositeofh8
      @oppositeofh8 8 месяцев назад

      @@Kid_Gruesome 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹 7/7

  • @calebcorrea7556
    @calebcorrea7556 8 месяцев назад +4

    Best sketch of the night

  • @BonafideGail
    @BonafideGail 8 месяцев назад +12

    Thank God we have SNL!

  • @truthurts1692
    @truthurts1692 8 месяцев назад +7

    he did a great job in that bit...

  • @poorringo
    @poorringo 8 месяцев назад +1

    Haven't laughed that hard at a SNL segments for a long time.

  • @Obstatic
    @Obstatic 7 месяцев назад +13

    Why do they not talk about the poor goat she also shot in the same day? She missed the first shot, so she had to shoot it again. She soaked her own gravel pit in blood that day. Wtf.

  • @AlannahIrwin-wj9xc
    @AlannahIrwin-wj9xc 4 месяца назад +3

    Reminder that Cricket was a bird dog, bought for hunting birds, and she shot him in the face because she let her bird dog *puppy* out and it went for the neighbour’s chickens. Like. What bird dogs are bred to do and what she got him for.

  • @yk2sunshine
    @yk2sunshine 8 месяцев назад +6

    So goooood!!

  • @9sheri9
    @9sheri9 8 месяцев назад +5

    Never mind the animal cruelty (being sarcastic here), she unalived a dog that costs $900 for a chicken that costs $25. 😂 Also, Marcello you cute as hell ❤

  • @JenniferHuangDeng22
    @JenniferHuangDeng22 8 месяцев назад +7

    Marcello in a dog costume?! Lol, as if he is not already cute and charming.

  • @munchuriancandidate
    @munchuriancandidate 8 месяцев назад +1

    Dog outfit guy is the New York earthquake 😂🙏👍👍👍

  • @josiebee23
    @josiebee23 4 месяца назад +1

    reminds me of daniel radcliffe’s sketch where he was casey anthony’s dog lollll

  • @takeoverusa
    @takeoverusa 7 месяцев назад +1

    SNL is bringing it.

  • @Appleblade
    @Appleblade 8 месяцев назад +5

    My first thought when I heard about the dog story... Well, SNL skit writers are hyped.

  • @VanessaDo-lu7cd
    @VanessaDo-lu7cd Месяц назад +1

    The dog ❤❤❤🎉

  • @prettyfarfromOK
    @prettyfarfromOK 8 месяцев назад +3

    Marcello looks so cute