Hello Doug, Simon's pediatrician here. You might remember I took some blood tests a few days ago and we got the results back. It turns out Simon has no blood, just olive oil. Never in my 30 years of doctoring have I seen something like this and frankly, I am terrified.
Holy shit the only thing I remember from Splunkey runs was the time I accidentally bet 80k instead of 8k on something that had a payout of 4 times and I won. Best misclick ever
I'm loving the new style of including the random derailing offshots from the streams, thats absolutely the best part of the streams and its really fun to have it on youtube
For the curious ones, here's the long story short of Emanule Filiberto di Savoia. His grand-grandfather helped the fascist to take power in Italy, so after the war Italy got rid of the useless monarchy and exiled all the family. In 2002 they were allowed to come back after relinquish any pretence of taking they're power back. The fact is that these jerks keep using they're titles (that mean constitutionally literally nothing) and using it to remain relevant as public figures (mostly like showmans at this point). Also they damand compensation for they're exile and recently they requested the "restitution" of the crown jewels. If you're still not convinced just know that they distanced themselves from the fascist's racial laws just in 2002 for the first time, 57 years after the end of the war, when they had to return in Italy. That is why they're hated by most and how they became the jesters of our democratic court.
To give another piece of the story, he's indeed a descendant of the royal family but he's not 100% entitled to inherit the title of '''King''' (as stated in the comment above, he's not to be considered a king, being the title absent in the constitution). Why? Well, during the 70s, the dad of the guy in the video - Vittorio - fell in love with a lady who wasn't noble. Italian princes can't marry a lady coming from the bourgeoisie, but kings can. So, Vittorio decided to proclaim himself king, claiming that his dad Umberto abdicated. As a response, his dad proceeded to cut Vittorio from the family, claiming that his heirs are no longer able to inherit any title. Technically, the titles should have gone to the cousin of Umberto, Amedeo. Nonetheless, Vittorio refused to accept such situation and claimed the titles for himself, creating a dispute that is continuing till nowadays. On top of this Vittorio is rather a '''''peculiar''''' character, having been charged with weapon trafficking, corruption and exploitation of prostitution. Oh, he killed a young German boy too!
That Ankh was the most clutch thing in the run, I was sure Doug was gonna screw up by standing on that one block and he did and I was so sad, but then he got revived and I'm pretty sure we all breathed a collective sigh of relief.
@@SpaceMissile Title would be “Nazis and Communists come together to write a 50-page essay on how bad Doug’s HOI4 gameplay was If Doug is to play any map game, I would love to see Worldbox. Half because it fits his brand and would open up a lot of possibilities for Twitch chat interaction, half because the game just needs more content, the update’s not coming out any time soon.
Aww, this didn't have the darkly hilarious moment where Doug was talking about how his great-uncles and great-aunts starved to death as children, and somebody played the laugh track.
As much as I love watching people who are very good at this game play it, it's very relatable to see somebody normal completely freaking out from the insane stress that this game puts you through.
been to italy, can confirm everybody is fully drenched in olive oil and that it is a federal offence not to be if you decide to visit italy, and in customs when you get back to the US they have special olive oil cleaners that pressure wash you for 7 whole hours
i wish bloodletting was only practiced in the medieval times, i know people (including my family) that still do it and believe it to be the act of removing bad blood from the body. i tried to persuade them but my families the kind of family that believe older is better
Early on, Doug talked so much about explaining video games in terms of food. I feel like there hasn't been enough discussion about the fact that it turns out he *hates* making food. Olive Oil Gate needs to be bigger
I am from Greece and my grandfather used to say "men who drink wine live for 60 years, men who drink water live for 100 years but men who drink olive oil live forever" no joke
Everything new in Spelunky is scary-- you know it will kill you about a hundred times before you fully understand it. Now there's one standing right in front of you right as you've come the farthest you've ever been.
"My digestive system should stop whining, with it's "I need vitamins" this and "please, the brain keeps telling me it needs sugar and I don't have any to give it" that" - DougDoug (said with a mouthful of olive oil), 2022
"Keto works for me, and I know that for certain because I perform periodic full medical workups on myself and a DougDoug from an alternate universe who didn't do keto, and he's so much worse off than me, just look at the... umm... wait, did I mix up the labels, or.... oh. Oh no." - Doug Doug, 2022
15:48 And you never get an actual acknowledgment and explanation when you've demonstrated beyond a shadow of a doubt that the person was wrong, internet = words, I think that's really all it is.
12:23 I actually have a similar (though more lighthearted and funny) story. I didn't know until years later, but my school used to call my mom because I was pale with dark circles under my eyes all the time. To which she had to explain to them that I was perfectly healthy, I'm Irish and Lebanese and that's just how I look.
The wikipedia for bloodletting says "blood and other bodily fluids were regarded as 'humours' that had to remain proper balance to maintain health" so doug saying that he needs to get rid of humours implies he wants to get rid of their blood which is unintentionally hilarious
Going to be using 'took them to Disneyland' as a replacement from now on for 'they went upstate to the farm' 27:35 just made the most unholy cross between a scream and cackling, might be dying, will update further
So glad to see the Spelunky streams coming to the main channels. The quest for cosmic ocean saga is 100% my favorite period of doug canon - from Disneyland and Lupus to Fart Barons and Olive Oil... We've come so far XD
Thanks too DougDoug I've learnt how too weild the power of olive oil and refuse too weild it responsibly. I am currently being chased by the cops, their bullets slipping off me.
As someone who was on a low carb diet for a while, here's a couple quick meals I used to eat in the past, starting with the fastest. Plain yogurt, mixed with berries and a tiny splash of vanilla extract. You can buy low carb tortillas at some grocery stores, a bit more pricey than regular flour tortillas, but taste almost the same. Make a quesadilla, dip in salsa or guacamole. Apologies in advance to any Italians, I only did this when I was VERY desperate: Low carb tortilla, pizza sauce, cheese, whatever toppings you like, put it in the microwave or the oven until the cheese melts Thinly slice a zucchini, sprinkle with salt to draw out the excess moisture, let sit as you preheat a pan with some olive oil over medium high heat. Once the pan is hot enough, drain the water given off by the zucchini, fry the zucchini until soft, toss with the sauce of your choice, I liked pesto.
8:28 I thought "Pussy" when he decided to change his pants and three seconds later I spilled water on my pants by attempting to drink from my not-properly-closed bottle
Gambling on Dougs Spelunky streams is genuinely super fun and suspensefull, it always hits just the right gambling buttons in my brain without any actual risk.
The italian Price guy Is also a """''singer""""" He won the second Place of the "Festival di Sanremo" in 2013. Also his father Is controvetial because he killed a German turist. Thank God we are a Repubblic 🇮🇹
GW was bled 4 separate times by 3 different doctors. He thanked the doctors before he passed , and said he knew he was done-for when he first noticed his sickness.
As a spainard I must defend Doug's olive oil adiction because, maaaan, have you ever taken some goood spanish extra-virgin olive oil, its soooo tasty that some restaurants put it as a ¿starter? (Ni idea de como se dice aperitivo o tapa en ingles) , or even some offer you various types of olive oil and you get to apreciate the unic flavours. P.D: must say I dip bread on the oil, taking shots of oil is... a little too much
Watching this video after getting a legitimate doctors recommendation to do blood letting, i sympathize with simon and his invisible condition. We're in this together king
as a member of the pernicano family originating from sicily, I formally and officially renounce that fake king. Our ruler will now and forever be pasta, men with mustaches, and women.
@today was a good day I'm not faking though I actually like this game or do you mean the a-hem, "Hi I'm doug doug and here we solve problems no one has." Is that it?
14:29 Hearing Vode'an from Republic Commando in the middle of a DougDoug Spelunky video gave me incredible whiplash, holy shit. I cackled and it's 2:35 in the morning.
So draining your blood because you have too much is actually still a thing. My dad has this condition called polycythaemia and has to get a bunch taken out and thrown away about once a month
This is a video i keep coming back to, ive rewatched it 4 or 5 times over the past year because it is SO enthralling. And great editing for real 🔥 petTheEditors petDoug
12:24 You know what's hilarious about this clip? Chat in spanish is Cat, so it would work in both ways as a name for chat and it would work as a way to refer to themselves.
Guys, lets get serious for a sec. We're gonna need to find out where he got those shorts from. We need them in our lives. Someone must know something about it and we need to solve this mystery of the gecko shorts guy.
gecko hawaii??? That’s the only brand I can find that has gecko shorts EDIT: I listened to the story again and it is definitely gecko hawaii. The shorts are meant for summer and everything on the website looks fratty
@@satur9starchild but there's nothing on that website that even have the same color as those shorts. and everything on gecko hawaii is covered completely with geckoes. i just went through their entire catalog and those shorts or anything resembling them isn't there.
@@satur9starchild yeah, I just checked the website and they really do look like Gecko Hawaii brand. Doug said they were, like, 12 years old, so they probably don't have that exact design anymore. Thanks for the info!
I have super lazy ways to eat food: 1) buy cans of Spaghettio’s, open up the can, then drink the content. I did it all the time in High School. 2) there’s this ramen bowl you can just put ramen in, fill with hot water, put it in the microwave for 2 minutes, then add your ingredients and you’re good. 3) Eggs
doug is going to be hospitalized within a month and it won't even be tied to a joke for his channel because he's doing a terrible diet in the worst way.
@@White_Slugger I dont think rogue legacy is nearly as bad, like yeah theres room for few mistakes, but theres still *room*. In spelunky you can get knocked off a cliff and into instant death spikes that were off-screen
@@evanlarson2894 Yoooo I've been looking for this song basically since this video first dropped, I've been thinking about this on weekly basis for like a whole year. This was absolutely driving me crazy. Thank you so much my friend
Doug has taken too many olive oil shots, he's now got the power to put out 2 videos within the span of 2 days.
So trueeeee
Is this a bad thing though?
He does have editors now but the oil energy reaches through to them
I mean how bad can it be?
The video queue is lubed up and they’re just slipping out to us
Hello Doug, Simon's pediatrician here. You might remember I took some blood tests a few days ago and we got the results back. It turns out Simon has no blood, just olive oil. Never in my 30 years of doctoring have I seen something like this and frankly, I am terrified.
Wouldn't that mean that olive oil kept Simon alive? Well I guess I'll take the shot
@@sezedal Olive oil contains great power
Um, a real doctor would not use a RUclips comment to dispense medical records.
Fake.
@@riskyworks no. A real doctor would not put medical records on RUclips!
@@riskyworks um, excuse me - this is a programming stream, not a comedy club.
I straight up had a heart skip when you died in front of the portal to the cosmic ocean. Damn that was the best spelunky I've ever scene.
This ain't a scene, it's a goddamn arms race!
You should check out our channel😁
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Holy shit the only thing I remember from Splunkey runs was the time I accidentally bet 80k instead of 8k on something that had a payout of 4 times and I won. Best misclick ever
holy shit, that's insane luck!
Nononononnono-
Yesyesyesyesyesyes
That’s some mad luck
I haven’t gone past 10k
Bets? What are you talking about?
My favorite DougDoug moments are when the stream gets wildly derailed from the original concept and now everyone is talking about other shit
My boyfriend’s wife liked this comment
mine is when they get a new bit every stream, except for the divorce one, that one iwll stay forever
@@michaualtington and rigged
@@voidlooksback and planned
Dagonranpo
As a distant descendant of the anarchist who killed the king of Italy, I now know my purpose in life.
Prince of Venice I'm going for you
We believe in you
Good luck
This is a genuine Assassin's Creed protagonist.
BasedBasedBasedBasedBased
Real and True
I'm loving the new style of including the random derailing offshots from the streams, thats absolutely the best part of the streams and its really fun to have it on youtube
new? bro that has been part of the channel since day 1
What’re you talking about? That’s been a staple since the genesis
For the curious ones, here's the long story short of Emanule Filiberto di Savoia.
His grand-grandfather helped the fascist to take power in Italy, so after the war Italy got rid of the useless monarchy and exiled all the family. In 2002 they were allowed to come back after relinquish any pretence of taking they're power back.
The fact is that these jerks keep using they're titles (that mean constitutionally literally nothing) and using it to remain relevant as public figures (mostly like showmans at this point). Also they damand compensation for they're exile and recently they requested the "restitution" of the crown jewels.
If you're still not convinced just know that they distanced themselves from the fascist's racial laws just in 2002 for the first time, 57 years after the end of the war, when they had to return in Italy.
That is why they're hated by most and how they became the jesters of our democratic court.
Damn thanks for the context man, that explains a lot, and I appeciate the fact you took the time to write that
To give another piece of the story, he's indeed a descendant of the royal family but he's not 100% entitled to inherit the title of '''King''' (as stated in the comment above, he's not to be considered a king, being the title absent in the constitution). Why? Well, during the 70s, the dad of the guy in the video - Vittorio - fell in love with a lady who wasn't noble. Italian princes can't marry a lady coming from the bourgeoisie, but kings can. So, Vittorio decided to proclaim himself king, claiming that his dad Umberto abdicated. As a response, his dad proceeded to cut Vittorio from the family, claiming that his heirs are no longer able to inherit any title. Technically, the titles should have gone to the cousin of Umberto, Amedeo. Nonetheless, Vittorio refused to accept such situation and claimed the titles for himself, creating a dispute that is continuing till nowadays.
On top of this Vittorio is rather a '''''peculiar''''' character, having been charged with weapon trafficking, corruption and exploitation of prostitution. Oh, he killed a young German boy too!
Damn I want a restored monarchy but that guy certainly is a fool.
This being on a spelunky video really says alot
Yeah honestly sounds like he’s getting way too much shit for just working with what he’s got.
All I’m gonna say is that the one time I was a doubter, was the time he first got to it. Don’t be like me. Be a believer
Stay believin'
i was a believer until...
it was around 8pm i only had 300 besos pesos. i decided to doubt
he did it that run
believers got 6x more points than bet
Then I saw her face, now I'm a believer
Not a trace of doubt in my mind
I'm in love
I'm a believer, I couldn't leave her if I tried
@today was a good day fake
You know what they say; a believer is a fool for every night but one.
The reason why DougDoug drinks so much olive oil is because oil is used to preserve peppers, so that way he stays fresh and healthy
DougDoug lore
@@Drekromancer*Mom!* new Doug Doug lore dropped!
I thought he was dead after the final boss. That was one of the most tense moments of our time.
That Ankh was the most clutch thing in the run, I was sure Doug was gonna screw up by standing on that one block and he did and I was so sad, but then he got revived and I'm pretty sure we all breathed a collective sigh of relief.
6:45 That's where Doug shat himself. So how do I get my $100?
Nice reference
nah 27:36 is where he shat for sure
I agree with you.
this timestamp has nothing
"we flip a coin heads we restore the Italian monarchy" when did this become a HOI4 channel
ahhh, i get it.
I'd love to see an HOI4 stream
@@SpaceMissile that would be pretty damn kool, yeah
@@SpaceMissile Title would be “Nazis and Communists come together to write a 50-page essay on how bad Doug’s HOI4 gameplay was
If Doug is to play any map game, I would love to see Worldbox. Half because it fits his brand and would open up a lot of possibilities for Twitch chat interaction, half because the game just needs more content, the update’s not coming out any time soon.
Aww, this didn't have the darkly hilarious moment where Doug was talking about how his great-uncles and great-aunts starved to death as children, and somebody played the laugh track.
I wonder why?
Cause it's not darkly hilarious so much as a dick move
The ankh reviving him feels like when someone from the beginning of the movie that got brushed off comes back to help in the finale
As much as I love watching people who are very good at this game play it, it's very relatable to see somebody normal completely freaking out from the insane stress that this game puts you through.
been to italy, can confirm everybody is fully drenched in olive oil and that it is a federal offence not to be if you decide to visit italy, and in customs when you get back to the US they have special olive oil cleaners that pressure wash you for 7 whole hours
i wish bloodletting was only practiced in the medieval times, i know people (including my family) that still do it and believe it to be the act of removing bad blood from the body. i tried to persuade them but my families the kind of family that believe older is better
Is this a joke or are you in a rough country?
Man.
older is COOLER, not better.
swoosh sword go clang
Are you part of a un contacted forest tribe?
@@AeyakSTo be fair, if you drain enough blood out of your body, no disease can harm you. Unless you count death as a disease.
Bloodletting Cats, "Oh fuck yeah" shorts, and even gay sex. WOW, this channel really has it all
Yeah, gay sex is pretty cool, but I still can't believe Doug said all those things about the jews, kinda fucked up
And the restoration of the Italian monarchy
all 5 things in this reply section tier list, go
The emotional rollercoaster in here is immeasurable. Especially the last moment.
Early on, Doug talked so much about explaining video games in terms of food. I feel like there hasn't been enough discussion about the fact that it turns out he *hates* making food.
Olive Oil Gate needs to be bigger
I am from Greece and my grandfather used to say "men who drink wine live for 60 years, men who drink water live for 100 years but men who drink olive oil live forever" no joke
This shows that people are afraid of things they don’t know/understand.
His panicked screams when he sees a frog 😭😭
Everything new in Spelunky is scary-- you know it will kill you about a hundred times before you fully understand it. Now there's one standing right in front of you right as you've come the farthest you've ever been.
no? He's hours into stream, and an hour into a run of Spelunky 2. Which is fucking hard
@@jstar3382 bro this comment is 2 years old help i don’t even know what i was talking abt anymore
Doug really just pulled a 70 point speech check for those shorts
"That is not what happens in Italy"
I live like 20 minutes away from the Italian Border, that's definitely what happens down there
"My digestive system should stop whining, with it's "I need vitamins" this and "please, the brain keeps telling me it needs sugar and I don't have any to give it" that" - DougDoug (said with a mouthful of olive oil), 2022
"Keto works for me, and I know that for certain because I perform periodic full medical workups on myself and a DougDoug from an alternate universe who didn't do keto, and he's so much worse off than me, just look at the... umm... wait, did I mix up the labels, or.... oh. Oh no." - Doug Doug, 2022
You rolled a nat 20 with that "OH FUCK YEAH!"
15:48 And you never get an actual acknowledgment and explanation when you've demonstrated beyond a shadow of a doubt that the person was wrong, internet = words, I think that's really all it is.
This is insane to think about... it's genuinely unbelievable. Doug just... played the game for the most part. It's unheard of!
Glad Doug is playing Spelunky; it's such a good game to lose your sanity playing
12:23 I actually have a similar (though more lighthearted and funny) story. I didn't know until years later, but my school used to call my mom because I was pale with dark circles under my eyes all the time. To which she had to explain to them that I was perfectly healthy, I'm Irish and Lebanese and that's just how I look.
My sister was accused of being anorexic and had to get like a doctor's note to prove she wasn't. Kid was just skinny af
Glad there's a fellow Lebanese on doug's channel, marahib 🙋♂️
The wikipedia for bloodletting says "blood and other bodily fluids were regarded as 'humours' that had to remain proper balance to maintain health" so doug saying that he needs to get rid of humours implies he wants to get rid of their blood which is unintentionally hilarious
Going to be using 'took them to Disneyland' as a replacement from now on for 'they went upstate to the farm'
27:35 just made the most unholy cross between a scream and cackling, might be dying, will update further
So glad to see the Spelunky streams coming to the main channels. The quest for cosmic ocean saga is 100% my favorite period of doug canon - from Disneyland and Lupus to Fart Barons and Olive Oil... We've come so far XD
Fun Fact: The fartocracy was founded during one of these streams.
27:35 pains me WAY too much as a fellow victim of that fate
$60 for a pair of shorts that you wear consistently and aren't completely worn down seems like a great deal tbh
I’m starting to think Doug is the target audience for Soylent and those meal replacement shakes
Thanks too DougDoug I've learnt how too weild the power of olive oil and refuse too weild it responsibly. I am currently being chased by the cops, their bullets slipping off me.
Watching this one year later and seeing no one in chat yell rigged after doug died is crazy
That republic commandos music brought back some serious memories that i wasn’t ready for
This video got me into spelunky. 400 hours later i would like to say that i will never forgive you
Felt
A way to make the Italian Monarchy a sure thing.
Step 1: Make Tifa Lockheart a national hero.
Thats it. Thats all you have to do.
"I'm gonna play some scary music"
plays Vode An
Doug is a comedian, alright
As someone who was on a low carb diet for a while, here's a couple quick meals I used to eat in the past, starting with the fastest.
Plain yogurt, mixed with berries and a tiny splash of vanilla extract.
You can buy low carb tortillas at some grocery stores, a bit more pricey than regular flour tortillas, but taste almost the same. Make a quesadilla, dip in salsa or guacamole.
Apologies in advance to any Italians, I only did this when I was VERY desperate: Low carb tortilla, pizza sauce, cheese, whatever toppings you like, put it in the microwave or the oven until the cheese melts
Thinly slice a zucchini, sprinkle with salt to draw out the excess moisture, let sit as you preheat a pan with some olive oil over medium high heat. Once the pan is hot enough, drain the water given off by the zucchini, fry the zucchini until soft, toss with the sauce of your choice, I liked pesto.
Well I wasn't expecting to find Emanuele Filiberto in a DougDoug video.
Life is really full of surprises
8:28 I thought "Pussy" when he decided to change his pants and three seconds later I spilled water on my pants by attempting to drink from my not-properly-closed bottle
having this play while asleep led to the most intense semi lucid dream ever
Gambling on Dougs Spelunky streams is genuinely super fun and suspensefull, it always hits just the right gambling buttons in my brain without any actual risk.
Did not expect the matter of my country's monarchy in a Doug video about Spelunky today but I'll take it😂
Man after sending so many people to Disney World, everyone is willing to donate blood! So nice to see so many people willing to do the right thing
The italian Price guy Is also a """''singer"""""
He won the second Place of the "Festival di Sanremo" in 2013.
Also his father Is controvetial because he killed a German turist.
Thank God we are a Repubblic 🇮🇹
because no politician did something wrong ever?
14:29 star wars republic commando soundtrack, more like kick-ass music
26:43
Genuinely made me think i was hearing double sonce im playing three houses rn
Spelunky is genuinely one of my favorite games and I'm happy to see doug play it.
The best part about beating spelunky is being able to watch people get frustrated and know that exact feeling
7:26 blood letting is actually still used today to cure things like hemochromatosis, they just call it therapeutic phlebotomy now 😂
Awesome, I love that
I did not expect the ttyd music. Mixing Doug and that soundtrack was a great idea!
Did not realize how cute the penguins are when I played this!
super bum pfp moment
If he didn't do that ankh skip, he would've lost after opening the portal and I don't know about anyone else but I would lose my shit
GW was bled 4 separate times by 3 different doctors. He thanked the doctors before he passed , and said he knew he was done-for when he first noticed his sickness.
Fun fact the hand cuffs In Italy are meant to stick to olive oil so they don't just slip off
As a spainard I must defend Doug's olive oil adiction because, maaaan, have you ever taken some goood spanish extra-virgin olive oil, its soooo tasty that some restaurants put it as a ¿starter? (Ni idea de como se dice aperitivo o tapa en ingles) , or even some offer you various types of olive oil and you get to apreciate the unic flavours.
P.D: must say I dip bread on the oil, taking shots of oil is... a little too much
Creo que son appetizers. Igual en México se come aceite de oliva con pan (tostado usualmente), pero un shot de aceite ya es demasiado xd
I think what you mean by "starter" is appetizer, but for Doug it's more of an aperitif
This video is super underrated. I hope Doug makes a full blown spelunky 2 video on his main channel
This was such a great journey!
“It’s a scare part let’s play scary music”
*plays Vode An*
who doesn't love a little commando every now and again, it does sound kinda aggressive anyways
Doug now canonically has legs.
Watching this video after getting a legitimate doctors recommendation to do blood letting, i sympathize with simon and his invisible condition. We're in this together king
The spooky music is Star Wars republic commander main menu. It’s such a good song
Whoever edited this loves the Paper Mario TTYD soundtrack. Good taste 👍
as a member of the pernicano family originating from sicily, I formally and officially renounce that fake king. Our ruler will now and forever be pasta, men with mustaches, and women.
YOOOOO doug playing one of my favorite games solving all the problems that everyone has in this game
@today was a good day I'm not faking though I actually like this game or do you mean the a-hem, "Hi I'm doug doug and here we solve problems no one has." Is that it?
@@skyprior3866 It's a spambot
@@hazeltree7738 oh I thought it was someone trying to cleverly tell me i mad a mistake on doug's catchphrase
Why did he claim to be the Prince of Venice when the formal ruler of Venice was called the Serene Doge
Funny how doug (and his editor(s)(?))puts so much effort into his videos that some of his second channel videos are upon my favorites
Can confirm, in Italy we all want monarchy and are 24/7 drenched in olive oil
My wife and I went through a second marriage after we bonded through our olive oil addiction
Good joke. Why did you translate a whole sentence into English?
14:29 Hearing Vode'an from Republic Commando in the middle of a DougDoug Spelunky video gave me incredible whiplash, holy shit. I cackled and it's 2:35 in the morning.
So draining your blood because you have too much is actually still a thing. My dad has this condition called polycythaemia and has to get a bunch taken out and thrown away about once a month
I have literally watched this seven times I cannot stop please Douglas Douglas LET ME GO
I'm so glad more people are starting to play Spelunky 2. Amazing game in my opinion
I absolutely see you as a fraternity dude, from one to another, I appreciate that
Lets all be honest here. We aren't here to watch Spelunky 2. We're all here to learn about Olive Oil
Those shorts have the best story. This game is such a fever dream.
This is a video i keep coming back to, ive rewatched it 4 or 5 times over the past year because it is SO enthralling. And great editing for real 🔥 petTheEditors petDoug
"I'll put on scary music"
Republic commando theme starts
Won't lie I feel more pumped and ready to curb stomp a child over being scared.
That was so much freaking fun ty editor this was a delight
Entirely unprompted... I had watched the stream forever ago and decided to show it to a friend... the night before I'm going to Disneyland...
DOUGDOUG: (16:00) I don’t say stuff I’m not confident in
Don’t make me do another “Doug is not a masochist” type of video
12:24 You know what's hilarious about this clip? Chat in spanish is Cat, so it would work in both ways as a name for chat and it would work as a way to refer to themselves.
I almost thought spelunky died but suddenly popular ytbers like you and albino have started playing it
Guys, lets get serious for a sec. We're gonna need to find out where he got those shorts from. We need them in our lives. Someone must know something about it and we need to solve this mystery of the gecko shorts guy.
I NEED THEM
gecko hawaii??? That’s the only brand I can find that has gecko shorts
EDIT: I listened to the story again and it is definitely gecko hawaii. The shorts are meant for summer and everything on the website looks fratty
@@satur9starchild but there's nothing on that website that even have the same color as those shorts. and everything on gecko hawaii is covered completely with geckoes. i just went through their entire catalog and those shorts or anything resembling them isn't there.
@@satur9starchildOMG THANK YOU IM SO GONNA GET THE OH FUCK YEAH SHORTS
@@satur9starchild yeah, I just checked the website and they really do look like Gecko Hawaii brand. Doug said they were, like, 12 years old, so they probably don't have that exact design anymore. Thanks for the info!
I have super lazy ways to eat food:
1) buy cans of Spaghettio’s, open up the can, then drink the content. I did it all the time in High School.
2) there’s this ramen bowl you can just put ramen in, fill with hot water, put it in the microwave for 2 minutes, then add your ingredients and you’re good.
3) Eggs
when doug was standing on that regenerating block next to the hundun I was looking away out of fear of him dying
I was right in my fears
Awesome to see you playing spelunky! Also awesome to see a xanagear cameo in pulling up the guide lol
doug is going to be hospitalized within a month and it won't even be tied to a joke for his channel because he's doing a terrible diet in the worst way.
this game is like anxiety in it's purest form
Same with rogue legacy 2 lol
@@White_Slugger I dont think rogue legacy is nearly as bad, like yeah theres room for few mistakes, but theres still *room*. In spelunky you can get knocked off a cliff and into instant death spikes that were off-screen
I'm glad to have helped in your journey, Doug. Next step is 7-99...
Does anyone know what music they use in the sunken city section? It seems really cool and I'd love to know
I was looking for it too, and it's from Pony Island - Beelzebub, though after 11 months you probably don't care anymore.
@@evanlarson2894 I do actually incredibly care I have still been trying to find the song. thank you very much!
@@evanlarson2894 Yoooo I've been looking for this song basically since this video first dropped, I've been thinking about this on weekly basis for like a whole year. This was absolutely driving me crazy. Thank you so much my friend
idk why, but doug calling the Menu Music from Star Wars: Republic Commando scary music is funny to me.