Doug, I'm a chemical engineering undergrad and seeing you dealing with elements and the periodic table in the most pure, childlike innocence was the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. Thank you for that and for not buying a ton of magnesium.
Laura, I am a professional commenter on thing. Seeing you comment in the most pure childlike manner has brought a smile to my face. Thanks for that and thanks for teaching me about explosions
@@SlowUnpacking Daniel, I’m a high and seeing you reply to this person in the exact same way. I simple had to join in the fun, Thank you for letting me apart of this.
@@mijoges6288 Toxic, I'm a rodeo clown and seeing you add yourself to the chain with the most pure, childlike innocence was the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. Thank you for that and not breaking this chain.
@@mrdeadmemes Mr. D, I'm a high school student, and seeing this stupidly hilarious string of comments made me laugh out loud in class. Thank you for that and have an awesome day.
@@moshimeshowu747 Moshi, I am a fellow high school student and seeing that this string of comments has made you laugh through the monotonous boredom of class has brought a smile to my face. Thank you for that and I wish you luck in your academic pursuits.
@@crusher9z9 im boutta tell you sumn. The steering column, gearbox, and housing of the airbags are made of magnesium. Not the block or cylinder head or exhaust where sparks and explosions happen. So what about it
@@richardwolf7696 bro with the force that airbag experiences do you think it matters if It's in a room? You aren't exactly running fucking engines in your recording room? Where do the sparks come from in the room bruh? They don't happen in the fucking airbag steering column or gearbox even though those are close to electrical wires.
Bismuth actually does have a practical use, it has similar radiation block capabilities to lead! I make a special putty at my job that’s used to fill small holes in labs and reactors using bismuth.
"Imagine a world where this whole *fucking* room is full of magnesium!" That's one hell of a way to burn down the neighborhood. Magnesium is very flammable, but the worst part is, it is hot enough to "burn" water, converting it into hydrogen and oxygen, two highly flammable gasses. A magnesium fire is extremely hard to put out because of this, and a large amount of it would be near impossible to do anything about other than wait for it all to burn out.
@@cancerino666bismuth Smith is a totally legit supplier for bismuth crystals. People who are saying they bought it for cheaper probably got fake bismuth.
Isn't it that magnisum isn't dangerous to put in water at first, but can easily light on fire and once it does, if you put it in water or put water on it it explodes violently?
I probably should have clarified this, it isn't far down enough to explode, it only sets on fire but I said it would blow him up cos the idea was funny. Also the amount he would have gotten would have set his whole house maybe block on fire.
The fact that he originally didn’t know that magnesium is flammable and neodymium is just magnets is hilarious because he sees absolutely no problem with investing in either
Yes, he is an avatar of elemental chaos. all the elements run rampid forming they’re own gangs and mobs and warring with each other, until Doug Doug makes peace between the elements this chaos may never cease.
@@niko5008am I the only one who thinks that’s comprehensible, if not the most logical? Some of time, it works, and when it works, it works 100% of the time.
I love how Doug looks at the periodic table and immediately looks at radioactive elements and then the explosive ones. Even gallium is dangerous enough that it’s not allowed on a plane! Lol
Gallium is only dangerous because it damages the plane, made of aluminum. I'd assume he is not living in an aluminum building, especially not a plane. It's fine to touch, though it will stain. This is like saying, "Water is so dangerous! If you pour it onto pure sodium it'll explode!" Like, yeah, gallium is DANGEROUS if you're on an aluminum structure hurtling through the air, and it won't do you any favors by ingesting it, but it's gonna be fine to have around. Don't treat it like a cigar in a fireworks factory.
it's not like it's banned cuz it's explosive or something, it's banned cuz it amalgams with the metal used to create planes and can be used to bore holes in the sides of them. gallium's completely safe to humans.
Gallium isn’t really dangerous it just makes aluminum weaker, but a lot of planes are made of it which is why it isn’t allowed, outside of planes it’s basically harmless
@@soul-ky6pd ever heard of Pepsi Bismol? A bismuth containing medicine? While Bismuth is radioactive, it has a half life longer than the age of the universe. As such it is not treated as though it is radioactive at all, as the amount of time you would have to be exposed to it to be affected is much longer than how long you will ever be able to live. Basically just treat it as a heavy metal,
They really weren't kidding about the bizmoooth prices. I think the 150$ piece you bought was basically a "work of art", as it was poured and crystallised, you could have gotten about 20 pounds worth of the stuff. This just makes the video so much better though, and I was shaking from laughing, which made clicking the Like button way hard.
The Bismuth Boys beat out the Gallium Gang and the Magnesium Mob. But in the end we're all part of the Element Entourage. I'm just glad the Francium Friends didn't win.
@@thywordslinger9418 if you’re interested in learning about how it’s made this is the video that got me interested. ruclips.net/video/-_qpzFlpgpo/видео.html super cool and entertaining video.
I feel like every video of dougdoug is like a movie scene. Something happens and grabs your attention. Then there's more stuff happening over here and over there, making you forget ALL about what was originally going on. and then it goes back on the main topic and surprises you, making this so unforgettable. thank you dougdoug, for teaching me that i am built of ADHD
I’ve been thinking about this video for the last two days because I had to take a land navigation course for work and the instructor kept talking about finding the azimuth (direction) on a compass and I kept almost calling it “bizmooth”.
Doug you’ve been getting me through a really rough time. My girlfriend recently broke up with me and everything has been hard for me but your videos never fail to make me smile and forget about everything for a little bit and I wanna say thank you. Keep up the great content man
I'm only halfway through the video, but you should know that magnesium is incredibly dangerous. You can't put out a magnesium fire with water, as that will only make it burn when hotter. It's bad stuff that if you do own, should only by owned in small, well separated amounts.
I love you Doug and I am so happy you figured out your health stuff. No matter if it is 3 months or 1 year, I will await your return with glee. Merry Christmas and happy holidays Doug!
Doug! Such unique and fun content, I hope you know that if these are the videos you’d consider unpolished and low quality, these kinds are my favorites and I could watch this stuff for days.
God I remember this stream and how it immediately came after the banana terrorists stream and how it was truly the highlight of my week. Rest well Doug!
If I'm ever a streamer, I so badly just wanna be like dougdoug where he goes into a stream with a general plan, and then it goes wild. Like, something small can come up with chat, and he won't just go "ahahaha" funny, he will go "hahaha, and you know what!" And it continues until he's trying to destroy the entire eastern seaboard with magnesium, being unable to say bismuth, and creating gangs in the chat.
you know I probably should have put this video out *before* the vacation video. Oh well, BISMOOOOOOOOOOTH
yeah probably.....
150 dollars worth of Arsenic when?
mmm rainbow meth
It’s fine...
(Guys it’s not fine!!!)
BISMOOOOOOOOOOTH
I love how Doug’s email made it sound like he was making a bomb with the magnesium.
He is now on a list.
I just want it for educational purposes **wink wink**
the company is in china, they dont care
And they offered it to him by the ton...
A f*cking magnesium nuke XD
Doug, I'm a chemical engineering undergrad and seeing you dealing with elements and the periodic table in the most pure, childlike innocence was the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. Thank you for that and for not buying a ton of magnesium.
Laura, I am a professional commenter on thing. Seeing you comment in the most pure childlike manner has brought a smile to my face. Thanks for that and thanks for teaching me about explosions
@@SlowUnpacking Daniel, I’m a high and seeing you reply to this person in the exact same way. I simple had to join in the fun, Thank you for letting me apart of this.
@@mijoges6288 Toxic, I'm a rodeo clown and seeing you add yourself to the chain with the most pure, childlike innocence was the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. Thank you for that and not breaking this chain.
@@mrdeadmemes Mr. D, I'm a high school student, and seeing this stupidly hilarious string of comments made me laugh out loud in class. Thank you for that and have an awesome day.
@@moshimeshowu747 Moshi, I am a fellow high school student and seeing that this string of comments has made you laugh through the monotonous boredom of class has brought a smile to my face. Thank you for that and I wish you luck in your academic pursuits.
I'm legitimately surprised that he managed to mispronounce every single element at least once each
That takes skill
And lack of proper sleep
Bismooth
every time he says bismooth my soul dies a little more
BISMOOTH
I wish Doug uploaded the “speedrun” and have the verifier watch Doug buy an element while playing
😂
he did that with his peggle speedruns, and he got an 8 hour one verified iirc.
so yes someone got to watch a dougdoug vod to verify a speedrun
It’s a good skip
@@the_finkledinkle yeah I think it's called the Bismuth Boogie
Wikipedia: HIGHLY EXPLOSIVE AND REACTIVE
Doug: “IMAGINE THIS ROOM FULL OF MAGNESIUM”
I disagree they make car parts out of magnesium I'm gonna kick your ass.
@@crusher9z9 im boutta tell you sumn. The steering column, gearbox, and housing of the airbags are made of magnesium. Not the block or cylinder head or exhaust where sparks and explosions happen. So what about it
doug are you making a fucking nuke withm magnesium?
@@richardwolf7696 bro with the force that airbag experiences do you think it matters if It's in a room? You aren't exactly running fucking engines in your recording room? Where do the sparks come from in the room bruh? They don't happen in the fucking airbag steering column or gearbox even though those are close to electrical wires.
Ka-BOOOM
the reason the bismuth had such a high price is because the bismuth cost $5 and the tape cost $45
E
I can't believe people created gangs for elements then Tungsten Gang got shut down by Doug saying Tungsten Toddlers
cool
Tungsten thugs
@@rage_2000 thugsten
Tungsten Terrors
Found the members of tungsten toddlers
"This is gold right?"
Yes Doug, this video is gold
Indeed
Actually... this video is Bismuth.
@@SpiderKoloPL Bizmooth?
@@Tokiko *hell yea*
@@Tokiko bear smooth?
If anyone is wondering, Bismuth is around half as valuable as it was in 2020, and Gallium has doubled in price.
Doug really dug
magnesium has also doubled in price
@@asschezch magnesium has more like grown 10 times in price
@@SwitchyWitch_one might say it has exploded
DougDoug: "We're investing in an element"
Also DougDoug: (pays over 10x market value for an element with no practical use)
Now THIS is stonk racing!
Playing the long game
I read the last line in Yes Man's voice because of your pfp. It suits it well.
Man’s following the ways of the NFT
Bismuth is used in pepto bismol
Bismuth actually does have a practical use, it has similar radiation block capabilities to lead! I make a special putty at my job that’s used to fill small holes in labs and reactors using bismuth.
The best part of the video isn’t even the Bismuth. It’s Doug trying to keep his mic from flying away.
Doug: "Hey guys I'm gonna be taking a break... unless China offers us a killer deal."
The mangnesium empire
@@russianelmotheboys181 your empire is nothing next to the Uranium Union
@Luke May try Calcium Crowd.
The Arsenic Council will decide your fates.
A “killer” deal, real “explosive” offers, the fans were “highly reactive”, (subtly messaging the magnesium sellers to give him bombs)
Him: "Bismooooth!"
RUclips texting: "Bear Smooth"
Skyrim mod: *Spawning Bears*
I hate the idea of a smooth bear.
@@DeathProductions200
spawning bears
@@imbored7579
spawning bears
@@Duane57557 spawning bears
@@calilikescats spawning bears
"Imagine a world where this whole *fucking* room is full of magnesium!"
That's one hell of a way to burn down the neighborhood. Magnesium is very flammable, but the worst part is, it is hot enough to "burn" water, converting it into hydrogen and oxygen, two highly flammable gasses. A magnesium fire is extremely hard to put out because of this, and a large amount of it would be near impossible to do anything about other than wait for it all to burn out.
Think you mean hydrogen lol
@@cmbeadle2228 Wow, can’t believe I missed that. Thanks.
To be fair, oxygen isn't flammable, it just makes anything and everything near a high concentration of it extremely flammable.
hmm, *highly flammable* you say. Cant be put out by water you say. Cant be put out and have to wait for it to burn out… Intriguing
@@LocseryuOfficial well you can put it out with for a example a fire extinguisher or sand but yeah definitely not with water
I love how nobody is mentioning the fact that he bought 2 bismuth and only got 1
He got scammed beyond belief
@@cancerino666 what's better is that he was warned that it was a scam and then blamed chat for him not listening lol
@@cancerino666bismuth Smith is a totally legit supplier for bismuth crystals. People who are saying they bought it for cheaper probably got fake bismuth.
I swear every time he opens a browser, it is a different one
@@gmeeer9165 I really really really like this image
@@owenmeier I like it too
(Also a man of culture I see)
@@Androidy i also like it
I feel like "Biting Bismuth" should be an idiom or a metaphor for doing something stupid lol
Bismuth is a radioactive metal which is funny
@@desertranger3199 Eh, I don't think it's anywhere NEAR the levels that would usually be considered dangerous like uranium.
Consider it done
🎶 uuuuusing iiiiiit 🎶
@@not_a_real_cow-9701 the element so non-radioactive it will literally take the time for the universe to end for it to kill
Honestly wouldn't be surprised if doug ended up blowing him self up with magnesium because he bought 60 tones and decided to put some in his bath.
@the color red Don't underestimate him
@the color red r/woosh
@@unbrokenm6817 thats not a woosh, thats an actual fact being stated because the person didnt know
Isn't it that magnisum isn't dangerous to put in water at first, but can easily light on fire and once it does, if you put it in water or put water on it it explodes violently?
I probably should have clarified this, it isn't far down enough to explode, it only sets on fire but I said it would blow him up cos the idea was funny. Also the amount he would have gotten would have set his whole house maybe block on fire.
It’s actually kind of impressive how Doug managed to not pronounce bismuth correctly once
How do you pronounce it then
@@Therevengeforget biz-myth
@@AlphaRW ...Still gonna pronouce it as biz-mooth, this just doesn't feel right to me
@@AlphaRW its biz muth right?
@@crazyfriend50 yes, bizmyth is just as far off as doug
The fact that he originally didn’t know that magnesium is flammable and neodymium is just magnets is hilarious because he sees absolutely no problem with investing in either
E
Best out of context sentence ever:
“Even if the police try to poop in my gallium toilet, I’ll tell them it’s broken and move them to the other one” 😂
I’m just imagining a toilet that turns to liquid as soon as your skin touches it
@@doubtful_seer at least one person will read your reply and get a nightmare about it
@@WoodlouseChucker =)
now its second to "I AM DIABLO THE CHEATER IM A GOD" the rest of that quote too i donnt want to say it
Bad and naughty children must poop in the gallium toilet to atone for their crimes
Previous video: "hey guys I'm going to be scaling back the amount of videos and streams because of health issues"
Doug 24 hours later:
Yep
next he will get to plastic crack
I actually finished this one a few weeks back, but the timing is pretty funny.
@@Lastmunch holy you are actually just a Doug Doug stream highlights account?
who said it was doug uploading
this man is an avatar of chaos who can't even play minecraft without turning it into an omnishamble
i love him
Yes, he is an avatar of elemental chaos. all the elements run rampid forming they’re own gangs and mobs and warring with each other, until Doug Doug makes peace between the elements this chaos may never cease.
@@parkernelson4909 and then the Oxygen bank run happened.
“ there’s infinite helium in the world until it runs out in a few years” dougdoug 2021
"100% of succes rate in some cases"
@@niko5008am I the only one who thinks that’s comprehensible, if not the most logical? Some of time, it works, and when it works, it works 100% of the time.
@@mr.stuffdoer8483 yes but it's misleading, it makes you think that it works 100% of the time when in fact it only works "in some cases"
I love how he messages a company for a sponsorship and actually has the bravery to say *from fucking walmart*
and they gave him a GOOD DEAL
Next video: DougDoug starts a crystal meth enterprise
Crystal Muth!
"Poob, we have to cook"
Crystal bismeth.
*I hear your voice*
Anyone......? No? Ok then.
Can twitch chat inject itself with heroin?
I love how Doug looks at the periodic table and immediately looks at radioactive elements and then the explosive ones. Even gallium is dangerous enough that it’s not allowed on a plane! Lol
At least its only because it presents a danger to the planes aluminium frame, not the passengers
Gallium is only dangerous because it damages the plane, made of aluminum. I'd assume he is not living in an aluminum building, especially not a plane. It's fine to touch, though it will stain. This is like saying, "Water is so dangerous! If you pour it onto pure sodium it'll explode!" Like, yeah, gallium is DANGEROUS if you're on an aluminum structure hurtling through the air, and it won't do you any favors by ingesting it, but it's gonna be fine to have around. Don't treat it like a cigar in a fireworks factory.
it's not like it's banned cuz it's explosive or something, it's banned cuz it amalgams with the metal used to create planes and can be used to bore holes in the sides of them. gallium's completely safe to humans.
Gallium isn’t really dangerous it just makes aluminum weaker, but a lot of planes are made of it which is why it isn’t allowed, outside of planes it’s basically harmless
gallium is mostly harmless to people but it might stain your skin
now if you're made of aluminium then you're gonna get got
Looking at this right after the rosa birthday party of 2022 and hearing doug say “ 112 dollars is a lot of money” really shows how far he’s gone.
I love the guy at the end, in chat who goes, "That's a rock"
I bet he said it because it's not just a boulder.
I'm feeling the presence of some sneaky joke that i don't get yet
jesus christ they’re minerals
“Jesus Marie! They’re Minerals”
its a rock fact
This was honestly the funniest thing I've ever seen.
Having said that, get your rest man we need you in good health there big homie
Bro I laughed so hard when he bit the Bismuth...
Its an old video, he said he should have uploaded it before
I never expected to watch a video of a man yelling "BISMOOOOOOOOOOOTH" every 10 seconds while trying to tear apart a bag covered in tons of duct tape.
Doug...
That company offered you 1320$ per ton, A year after this video was releases magnesium prices skyrocketed to newrly **$15,000 per ton**. 💀
he couldve stored it all on the sorghum farm too
That would have been some explosive profits
He would have died.
@@icecream-zi7sc From drowning in money
China really did come through with a killer deal
"Doug for the love of God do not buy magnesium"
"But the savings tho"
I love how he pronounces bismuth correctly once and then never again.
WAIT WHEN
Breaking bads new season looks great
Noob above
The person 2 spots above me is stupid
@@xanie8193 weirdchamp above
we're watching jesse's origin story right here
JESUS CHRIST, MARIE...!!! THEY ARE MINERALS...!!!
I just appreciate how during his minecraft speedrun he spent an hour and a half buying elements and still beat Dream
Please be carful when ordering elements online: also don't bite the BISmooth
Bismuth is non-toxic, that is why it is used in peptobismol
@@blazeplayz9703 actually it has little radioactive characteristics
@@soul-ky6pd So, biting is fine, but maybe don't put it on my bedside table? Sounds about right.
@@chriwehl7173 its only harmful If ist gets into your Body.
@@soul-ky6pd ever heard of Pepsi Bismol? A bismuth containing medicine? While Bismuth is radioactive, it has a half life longer than the age of the universe. As such it is not treated as though it is radioactive at all, as the amount of time you would have to be exposed to it to be affected is much longer than how long you will ever be able to live. Basically just treat it as a heavy metal,
They really weren't kidding about the bizmoooth prices. I think the 150$ piece you bought was basically a "work of art", as it was poured and crystallised, you could have gotten about 20 pounds worth of the stuff. This just makes the video so much better though, and I was shaking from laughing, which made clicking the Like button way hard.
Americium, a radioactive element
Dougdoug: can I buy this?
Google: "No"
Dougdoug: "yeah that's not real"
just buy a smoke detector they are made with americanum
Technically you can, I just wouldn't recommend taking it out of the smoke detector
It's hard to call it radioactive given that it doesn't even reaaaally exist. It just doesn't want to exist
doesn’t help that he misspelled it lol
I love foug so much. he is like mylittle brain squirrel
No One:
DougDoug: "damn these rare earth metals are expensive"
E
Dentist: How did you chip your tooth?
DougDoug: *BISMUTH*
bismooth*
*Bifmutf
Every time he says bizmooth I die inside
15:01
Same when he says Neo-die-mium
It grants me youth.
I can't stop thinking that if he did this today he'd be buying thousands of dollars of bismuth
The way he bit the package like a freaking burrito got me
Magnesium doesn’t even sound like a real word anymore
Where do the at happened
Bismooth
The element of surprise joke broke me.
This is the greatest comedy I've ever seen.
I was really hoping that this would be a sponsored video with a magnesium ad at the end.
I like how he immediately went for the radioactive line of elements without even thinking
8:53 I love how magnesium is not really explosive while francium is crazy explosive
Yeah, so much that there is barely any as it react waaaayyyyy too much
I love how one guy in the chat was just like "EAT IT" immediately
nom
“Bro, do you even bismuth” Dang lockdown getting to doug
1:17
"this is part of the speedrun, dream's sweating"
Not anymore lol
Mom's spaghetti
He's sweating for very different reasons
11:58 and then the gallium turns the pipes into powder because gallium destroys any other metals
I love it when his streams just go completely off the rails. This was obviously supposed to be a speedrun and he ended up biting into bismuth.
spoiler: he never ends pronounces it right. even when chat tried to correct him
The more Doug I watch the more worried I get about how he gets through his everyday life
This comment is even more true two years later
Its okay his mom is a doctor
This was the best bismooth based humor I've ever seen.
there's a lot of competition for that award out there. I'm glad that DougDoug could be the one to win the title "Man Who Has Best Bismuth Based Humor"
Impossible, he did not say "let's get down to bismuth" a single time!
This element truly is the answer.
When life gets rough,
just be smooth.
He went from making 100 bucks for bismuth, to 100,000 for rossa
him saying bismuth as bismooth every time hurt my soul but it was worth it for the whole experience
"so now what?" twitch chat: "i dunno, I didn't think I'd get this far"
*Sees title*
Me: What’s he done this time?
Bismuth.
@@catsareyes6446 Bismoth
@@wingmatrix Bismooth
Doug is the kind of fella to buy something online that blows up his house when he's gone because twitch chat told him to.
Jerma
or in this case, despite they told him not to
If he wasn't required to buy magnesium in bulk to that degree, it would've been bad
The Bismuth Boys beat out the Gallium Gang and the Magnesium Mob. But in the end we're all part of the Element Entourage. I'm just glad the Francium Friends didn't win.
Good luck to Doug if he tries to get any, there's about an ounce on earth at any given time
I love how he is talking about how he is gonna try to fill his whole room with magnesium, not knowing what it can really do.
my friend is a dumbass and he wants to know what the dangers of magnesium are?
@@AbsoluteGorbSupreme my friend thanks you.
@@AbsoluteGorbSupreme no
@@AbsoluteGorbSupreme No, it fucking isn't.
What did basic man do?
DougDoug: Trying to open the Bismooth package.
DougDoug’s mic: *I WISH TO ACCEND INTO THE HEAVENS.*
I was really into crystals a few years ago and have a huge collection. Doug, if you want me to send you a few let me know. (Totally serious!)
Do you have Bismuth??
@@thywordslinger9418 a few pieces! The shop Doug uses (The Bismuth Smith) is the same shop I buy from.
@@vikitty604 that is pretty interesting actually :o
@@thywordslinger9418 if you’re interested in learning about how it’s made this is the video that got me interested. ruclips.net/video/-_qpzFlpgpo/видео.html super cool and entertaining video.
Did he actually get scammed with the price?
I'm glad our little Douglette has finally graduated from hustling oxygen... to hustling bismuth. So proud
There is an alternate universe where Doug buys a shit ton of Magnesium and I really wanna find it
I feel like every video of dougdoug is like a movie scene.
Something happens and grabs your attention.
Then there's more stuff happening over here and over there, making you forget ALL about what was originally going on.
and then it goes back on the main topic and surprises you, making this so unforgettable.
thank you dougdoug, for teaching me that i am built of ADHD
"We're all in the elements together"
Inspirational as ever
Every single stream of this man fits right into the definition of "derail" - and I love every one of them.
“At some point there’s a trade-off between safety and a really good deal” Doug 2020
I’ve been thinking about this video for the last two days because I had to take a land navigation course for work and the instructor kept talking about finding the azimuth (direction) on a compass and I kept almost calling it “bizmooth”.
Doug you’ve been getting me through a really rough time. My girlfriend recently broke up with me and everything has been hard for me but your videos never fail to make me smile and forget about everything for a little bit and I wanna say thank you. Keep up the great content man
Bizmooth happens to be an ingredient in Pepto Bizmal. It also represents the last element on the table before the elements start to decay
This is false! Bismuth does decay, but its half life is over a sextillion years.
It's not the same thing he bought, it's a different form of it that can be refined into what he bought.
They're not a waste of money Marie, they're elements.
14:32 a grown man trying to count
Now see when i bought $150 of crystals I got "arrested" for a "felony amount" and "intent to distribute". So unfair
I'm so glad that we finally have a story to rival the Iliad
"The Gallium melts into water"
*screaming in chemistry*
Chat: "Use your teeth"
DougDoug: ... NOM... AH SHITE I BIT THE BISMUTH
You really forget how much calmer the old videos were. The chaos is fun and all, but this was an appreciated change of pace.
I'm only halfway through the video, but you should know that magnesium is incredibly dangerous. You can't put out a magnesium fire with water, as that will only make it burn when hotter. It's bad stuff that if you do own, should only by owned in small, well separated amounts.
I love you Doug and I am so happy you figured out your health stuff. No matter if it is 3 months or 1 year, I will await your return with glee. Merry Christmas and happy holidays Doug!
"do you even bismuth?"
edit: i can see some ppl asking when he said it in the future, so im just gonna say it now: 8:14
xDD
Doug! Such unique and fun content, I hope you know that if these are the videos you’d consider unpolished and low quality, these kinds are my favorites and I could watch this stuff for days.
"Theres infinite helium, until it runs out in a few years I think." 6:14
the story arc of china offering a killer deal was the best filmmaking i've ever seen
Imagine his neighbors hearing this grown man yelling, BISMOOTH, BISMOOTH
At least that's enough Bismuth to replace your broken tooth with a brand new Bismuth one
Imagine checking Doug's search history.
I also love how the first element he looked for is radioactive.
Fun fact: Magnesium is both highly reactive and a laxative!
This is how life was meant to be played
God I remember this stream and how it immediately came after the banana terrorists stream and how it was truly the highlight of my week. Rest well Doug!
"dreams shaking in his boots"
this aged poorly
Very much so
Why
@@legendarytat8278 he faked his minecraft speedruns...........aLlEGeDly
@@richardtyson100
Not a surprise
If I'm ever a streamer, I so badly just wanna be like dougdoug where he goes into a stream with a general plan, and then it goes wild. Like, something small can come up with chat, and he won't just go "ahahaha" funny, he will go "hahaha, and you know what!" And it continues until he's trying to destroy the entire eastern seaboard with magnesium, being unable to say bismuth, and creating gangs in the chat.
This was amazing, loved every moment. Best MC speedrun ever, Element%