BREAKING NEWS: adult man purchases $150 of crystals

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  • Опубликовано: 24 дек 2024

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  • @dougdougdoug
    @dougdougdoug  4 года назад +10340

    you know I probably should have put this video out *before* the vacation video. Oh well, BISMOOOOOOOOOOTH

    • @kruppyboi
      @kruppyboi 4 года назад +55

      yeah probably.....

    • @weegeeismad9298
      @weegeeismad9298 4 года назад +121

      150 dollars worth of Arsenic when?

    • @Angel-wc1jf
      @Angel-wc1jf 4 года назад +27

      mmm rainbow meth

    • @that_1_viewer239
      @that_1_viewer239 4 года назад +14

      It’s fine...
      (Guys it’s not fine!!!)

    • @calt7964
      @calt7964 4 года назад +17

      BISMOOOOOOOOOOTH

  • @cd6229
    @cd6229 4 года назад +11223

    I love how Doug’s email made it sound like he was making a bomb with the magnesium.

  • @richardwolf7696
    @richardwolf7696 3 года назад +7467

    Wikipedia: HIGHLY EXPLOSIVE AND REACTIVE
    Doug: “IMAGINE THIS ROOM FULL OF MAGNESIUM”

    • @crusher9z9
      @crusher9z9 3 года назад +7

      I disagree they make car parts out of magnesium I'm gonna kick your ass.

    • @richardwolf7696
      @richardwolf7696 3 года назад +135

      @@crusher9z9 im boutta tell you sumn. The steering column, gearbox, and housing of the airbags are made of magnesium. Not the block or cylinder head or exhaust where sparks and explosions happen. So what about it

    • @jetstreamsam5983
      @jetstreamsam5983 3 года назад +83

      doug are you making a fucking nuke withm magnesium?

    • @crusher9z9
      @crusher9z9 3 года назад +19

      @@richardwolf7696 bro with the force that airbag experiences do you think it matters if It's in a room? You aren't exactly running fucking engines in your recording room? Where do the sparks come from in the room bruh? They don't happen in the fucking airbag steering column or gearbox even though those are close to electrical wires.

    • @emilygordbort7300
      @emilygordbort7300 3 года назад +15

      Ka-BOOOM

  • @haggis53
    @haggis53 4 года назад +11588

    I'm legitimately surprised that he managed to mispronounce every single element at least once each

  • @aconthebeat1
    @aconthebeat1 7 месяцев назад +318

    If anyone is wondering, Bismuth is around half as valuable as it was in 2020, and Gallium has doubled in price.

    • @orangemonks894
      @orangemonks894 7 месяцев назад +25

      Doug really dug

    • @asschezch
      @asschezch 5 месяцев назад +16

      magnesium has also doubled in price

    • @SwitchyWitch_
      @SwitchyWitch_ 3 месяца назад +21

      @@asschezch magnesium has more like grown 10 times in price

    • @ValeBridges
      @ValeBridges 2 месяца назад +13

      ​@@SwitchyWitch_one might say it has exploded

    • @TallyTheseBalls
      @TallyTheseBalls 17 дней назад

      But with the Bismuth, it looks super cool so you could definitely sell it to someone as an art piece for way more money than any other element

  • @o2_breathless839
    @o2_breathless839 3 года назад +5167

    I wish Doug uploaded the “speedrun” and have the verifier watch Doug buy an element while playing

    • @kirkhaskell9179
      @kirkhaskell9179 3 года назад +47

      😂

    • @eternal_shrimp
      @eternal_shrimp 2 года назад +312

      he did that with his peggle speedruns, and he got an 8 hour one verified iirc.
      so yes someone got to watch a dougdoug vod to verify a speedrun

    • @the_finkledinkle
      @the_finkledinkle Год назад +43

      It’s a good skip

    • @PuzzledPlay
      @PuzzledPlay Год назад +16

      @@the_finkledinkle yeah I think it's called the Bismuth Boogie

  • @sci_pain3409
    @sci_pain3409 4 года назад +1032

    the reason the bismuth had such a high price is because the bismuth cost $5 and the tape cost $45

  • @SuperIronFist
    @SuperIronFist 4 года назад +8985

    Doug: "Hey guys I'm gonna be taking a break... unless China offers us a killer deal."

    • @russianelmotheboys181
      @russianelmotheboys181 4 года назад +184

      The mangnesium empire

    • @CygnusTheSilly
      @CygnusTheSilly 4 года назад +116

      @@russianelmotheboys181 your empire is nothing next to the Uranium Union

    • @goon5665
      @goon5665 3 года назад +42

      @Luke May try Calcium Crowd.

    • @weegeeismad9298
      @weegeeismad9298 3 года назад +28

      The Arsenic Council will decide your fates.

    • @Jawsomest
      @Jawsomest 3 года назад +46

      A “killer” deal, real “explosive” offers, the fans were “highly reactive”, (subtly messaging the magnesium sellers to give him bombs)

  • @ThePaalanBoy
    @ThePaalanBoy 4 года назад +4243

    Him: "Bismooooth!"
    RUclips texting: "Bear Smooth"
    Skyrim mod: *Spawning Bears*

  • @jaykay4137
    @jaykay4137 3 года назад +4067

    DougDoug: "We're investing in an element"
    Also DougDoug: (pays over 10x market value for an element with no practical use)
    Now THIS is stonk racing!

    • @yuki97kira
      @yuki97kira 2 года назад +154

      Playing the long game

    • @IndigoZacc
      @IndigoZacc 2 года назад +42

      I read the last line in Yes Man's voice because of your pfp. It suits it well.

    • @cobalticsea5037
      @cobalticsea5037 2 года назад +65

      Man’s following the ways of the NFT

    • @chopsticks9826
      @chopsticks9826 2 года назад +25

      Bismuth is used in pepto bismol

    • @Kosecant
      @Kosecant 2 года назад +141

      Bismuth actually does have a practical use, it has similar radiation block capabilities to lead! I make a special putty at my job that’s used to fill small holes in labs and reactors using bismuth.

  • @stickmanonastick6089
    @stickmanonastick6089 3 года назад +1233

    "Imagine a world where this whole *fucking* room is full of magnesium!"
    That's one hell of a way to burn down the neighborhood. Magnesium is very flammable, but the worst part is, it is hot enough to "burn" water, converting it into hydrogen and oxygen, two highly flammable gasses. A magnesium fire is extremely hard to put out because of this, and a large amount of it would be near impossible to do anything about other than wait for it all to burn out.

    • @cmbeadle2228
      @cmbeadle2228 3 года назад +29

      Think you mean hydrogen lol

    • @stickmanonastick6089
      @stickmanonastick6089 3 года назад +54

      @@cmbeadle2228 Wow, can’t believe I missed that. Thanks.

    • @Spartan322
      @Spartan322 2 года назад +21

      To be fair, oxygen isn't flammable, it just makes anything and everything near a high concentration of it extremely flammable.

    • @LocseryuOfficial
      @LocseryuOfficial Год назад +13

      hmm, *highly flammable* you say. Cant be put out by water you say. Cant be put out and have to wait for it to burn out… Intriguing

    • @buchstaben-suppe
      @buchstaben-suppe Год назад +12

      @@LocseryuOfficial well you can put it out with for a example a fire extinguisher or sand but yeah definitely not with water

  • @warpotato5077
    @warpotato5077 4 года назад +2111

    I can't believe people created gangs for elements then Tungsten Gang got shut down by Doug saying Tungsten Toddlers

  • @Laura_Carvalho
    @Laura_Carvalho 4 года назад +11789

    Doug, I'm a chemical engineering undergrad and seeing you dealing with elements and the periodic table in the most pure, childlike innocence was the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. Thank you for that and for not buying a ton of magnesium.

    • @SlowUnpacking
      @SlowUnpacking 4 года назад +1580

      Laura, I am a professional commenter on thing. Seeing you comment in the most pure childlike manner has brought a smile to my face. Thanks for that and thanks for teaching me about explosions

    • @mijoges6288
      @mijoges6288 4 года назад +932

      @@SlowUnpacking Daniel, I’m a high and seeing you reply to this person in the exact same way. I simple had to join in the fun, Thank you for letting me apart of this.

    • @mrdeadmemes
      @mrdeadmemes 4 года назад +589

      @@mijoges6288 Toxic, I'm a rodeo clown and seeing you add yourself to the chain with the most pure, childlike innocence was the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. Thank you for that and not breaking this chain.

    • @moshimeshowu747
      @moshimeshowu747 4 года назад +394

      @@mrdeadmemes Mr. D, I'm a high school student, and seeing this stupidly hilarious string of comments made me laugh out loud in class. Thank you for that and have an awesome day.

    • @krispyfemur1194
      @krispyfemur1194 3 года назад +298

      @@moshimeshowu747 Moshi, I am a fellow high school student and seeing that this string of comments has made you laugh through the monotonous boredom of class has brought a smile to my face. Thank you for that and I wish you luck in your academic pursuits.

  • @Cyclopsgaming360
    @Cyclopsgaming360 4 года назад +3424

    Best out of context sentence ever:
    “Even if the police try to poop in my gallium toilet, I’ll tell them it’s broken and move them to the other one” 😂

    • @doubtful_seer
      @doubtful_seer 3 года назад +141

      I’m just imagining a toilet that turns to liquid as soon as your skin touches it

    • @WoodlouseChucker
      @WoodlouseChucker 3 года назад +68

      @@doubtful_seer at least one person will read your reply and get a nightmare about it

    • @doubtful_seer
      @doubtful_seer 3 года назад +10

      @@WoodlouseChucker =)

    • @DoomGoodman
      @DoomGoodman 3 года назад +31

      now its second to "I AM DIABLO THE CHEATER IM A GOD" the rest of that quote too i donnt want to say it

    • @acrossthevioletsky
      @acrossthevioletsky Год назад

      Bad and naughty children must poop in the gallium toilet to atone for their crimes

  • @dannydecheeto8105
    @dannydecheeto8105 2 года назад +1094

    I love how nobody is mentioning the fact that he bought 2 bismuth and only got 1

    • @cancerino666
      @cancerino666 Год назад +232

      He got scammed beyond belief

    • @Pururut
      @Pururut Год назад +340

      @@cancerino666 what's better is that he was warned that it was a scam and then blamed chat for him not listening lol

    • @XxKilleredxX
      @XxKilleredxX 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@cancerino666bismuth Smith is a totally legit supplier for bismuth crystals. People who are saying they bought it for cheaper probably got fake bismuth.

  • @kormagogthedestroyer
    @kormagogthedestroyer 3 года назад +2457

    It’s actually kind of impressive how Doug managed to not pronounce bismuth correctly once

    • @Therevengeforget
      @Therevengeforget 2 года назад +7

      How do you pronounce it then

    • @AlphaRW
      @AlphaRW 2 года назад +150

      @@Therevengeforget biz-myth

    • @Therevengeforget
      @Therevengeforget 2 года назад +123

      @@AlphaRW ...Still gonna pronouce it as biz-mooth, this just doesn't feel right to me

    • @crazyfriend50
      @crazyfriend50 2 года назад +48

      @@AlphaRW its biz muth right?

    • @NomTheDom
      @NomTheDom 2 года назад +37

      @@crazyfriend50 yes, bizmyth is just as far off as doug

  • @Lordsofplural
    @Lordsofplural 4 года назад +3458

    "This is gold right?"
    Yes Doug, this video is gold

  • @Haunter_1616
    @Haunter_1616 4 года назад +4521

    Previous video: "hey guys I'm going to be scaling back the amount of videos and streams because of health issues"
    Doug 24 hours later:

    • @HHHjb_
      @HHHjb_ 4 года назад +19

      Yep

    • @Aconspiracyofravens1
      @Aconspiracyofravens1 4 года назад +53

      next he will get to plastic crack

    • @Lastmunch
      @Lastmunch 4 года назад +127

      I actually finished this one a few weeks back, but the timing is pretty funny.

    • @gooci6907
      @gooci6907 4 года назад +18

      @@Lastmunch holy you are actually just a Doug Doug stream highlights account?

    • @coldcran
      @coldcran 4 года назад +4

      who said it was doug uploading

  • @lildrawhub1025
    @lildrawhub1025 4 года назад +4066

    I feel like "Biting Bismuth" should be an idiom or a metaphor for doing something stupid lol

    • @desertranger3199
      @desertranger3199 4 года назад +76

      Bismuth is a radioactive metal which is funny

    • @lildrawhub1025
      @lildrawhub1025 4 года назад +197

      ​@@desertranger3199 Eh, I don't think it's anywhere NEAR the levels that would usually be considered dangerous like uranium.

    • @Mr_Fish10
      @Mr_Fish10 3 года назад +11

      Consider it done

    • @awesomerinc.8553
      @awesomerinc.8553 3 года назад +9

      🎶 uuuuusing iiiiiit 🎶

    • @nixoproto7545
      @nixoproto7545 3 года назад +91

      @@not_a_real_cow-9701 the element so non-radioactive it will literally take the time for the universe to end for it to kill

  • @mrdonkeybiscuts4891
    @mrdonkeybiscuts4891 3 года назад +1049

    “ there’s infinite helium in the world until it runs out in a few years” dougdoug 2021

    • @niko5008
      @niko5008 3 года назад +75

      "100% of succes rate in some cases"

    • @mr.stuffdoer8483
      @mr.stuffdoer8483 11 месяцев назад

      @@niko5008am I the only one who thinks that’s comprehensible, if not the most logical? Some of time, it works, and when it works, it works 100% of the time.

    • @niko5008
      @niko5008 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@mr.stuffdoer8483 yes but it's misleading, it makes you think that it works 100% of the time when in fact it only works "in some cases"

  • @therawringdog6754
    @therawringdog6754 3 года назад +483

    I love how he messages a company for a sponsorship and actually has the bravery to say *from fucking walmart*

    • @JoeNathan255
      @JoeNathan255 Год назад +42

      and they gave him a GOOD DEAL

  • @ArmanRafique
    @ArmanRafique 4 года назад +840

    Honestly wouldn't be surprised if doug ended up blowing him self up with magnesium because he bought 60 tones and decided to put some in his bath.

    • @Leon_Ryu
      @Leon_Ryu 4 года назад +62

      @the color red Don't underestimate him

    • @unbrokenm6817
      @unbrokenm6817 4 года назад +1

      @the color red r/woosh

    • @GhostlyWardenRS
      @GhostlyWardenRS 4 года назад +13

      @@unbrokenm6817 thats not a woosh, thats an actual fact being stated because the person didnt know

    • @moshimeshowu747
      @moshimeshowu747 4 года назад +1

      Isn't it that magnisum isn't dangerous to put in water at first, but can easily light on fire and once it does, if you put it in water or put water on it it explodes violently?

    • @ArmanRafique
      @ArmanRafique 4 года назад +1

      I probably should have clarified this, it isn't far down enough to explode, it only sets on fire but I said it would blow him up cos the idea was funny. Also the amount he would have gotten would have set his whole house maybe block on fire.

  • @5uitcase
    @5uitcase 4 года назад +827

    The best part of the video isn’t even the Bismuth. It’s Doug trying to keep his mic from flying away.

  • @eray4275
    @eray4275 4 года назад +860

    I swear every time he opens a browser, it is a different one

    • @owenmeier
      @owenmeier 3 года назад +16

      @@gmeeer9165 I really really really like this image

    • @Androidy
      @Androidy 3 года назад +10

      @@owenmeier I like it too
      (Also a man of culture I see)

    • @ClaudiaRodriguez-rm5zn
      @ClaudiaRodriguez-rm5zn 2 года назад +1

      @@Androidy i also like it

  • @paydaygh9388
    @paydaygh9388 3 года назад +529

    The fact that he originally didn’t know that magnesium is flammable and neodymium is just magnets is hilarious because he sees absolutely no problem with investing in either

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 5 месяцев назад

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  • @garrettlowe2299
    @garrettlowe2299 3 года назад +1595

    I love how Doug looks at the periodic table and immediately looks at radioactive elements and then the explosive ones. Even gallium is dangerous enough that it’s not allowed on a plane! Lol

    • @rumpelforeskin
      @rumpelforeskin 3 года назад +176

      At least its only because it presents a danger to the planes aluminium frame, not the passengers

    • @aaronli8843
      @aaronli8843 3 года назад +34

      Gallium is only dangerous because it damages the plane, made of aluminum. I'd assume he is not living in an aluminum building, especially not a plane. It's fine to touch, though it will stain. This is like saying, "Water is so dangerous! If you pour it onto pure sodium it'll explode!" Like, yeah, gallium is DANGEROUS if you're on an aluminum structure hurtling through the air, and it won't do you any favors by ingesting it, but it's gonna be fine to have around. Don't treat it like a cigar in a fireworks factory.

    • @gremlinman9724
      @gremlinman9724 3 года назад +4

      it's not like it's banned cuz it's explosive or something, it's banned cuz it amalgams with the metal used to create planes and can be used to bore holes in the sides of them. gallium's completely safe to humans.

    • @TheBananaOverlord
      @TheBananaOverlord 2 года назад +97

      Gallium isn’t really dangerous it just makes aluminum weaker, but a lot of planes are made of it which is why it isn’t allowed, outside of planes it’s basically harmless

    • @TurbopropPuppy
      @TurbopropPuppy 2 года назад

      gallium is mostly harmless to people but it might stain your skin
      now if you're made of aluminium then you're gonna get got

  • @TheCreepyLantern
    @TheCreepyLantern 4 года назад +940

    this man is an avatar of chaos who can't even play minecraft without turning it into an omnishamble
    i love him

    • @parkernelson4909
      @parkernelson4909 3 года назад +23

      Yes, he is an avatar of elemental chaos. all the elements run rampid forming they’re own gangs and mobs and warring with each other, until Doug Doug makes peace between the elements this chaos may never cease.

    • @blakksheep736
      @blakksheep736 Год назад

      ​@@parkernelson4909 and then the Oxygen bank run happened.

  • @RadMadLad
    @RadMadLad 4 года назад +2304

    Next video: DougDoug starts a crystal meth enterprise

    • @gazeros69
      @gazeros69 4 года назад +79

      Crystal Muth!

    • @bluebrickfilms5
      @bluebrickfilms5 4 года назад +51

      "Poob, we have to cook"

    • @mrsentrybuster
      @mrsentrybuster 4 года назад +25

      Crystal bismeth.

    • @angelfish1192
      @angelfish1192 4 года назад +8

      *I hear your voice*
      Anyone......? No? Ok then.

    • @RadMadLad
      @RadMadLad 4 года назад +9

      Can twitch chat inject itself with heroin?

  • @hatz1107
    @hatz1107 3 года назад +621

    I love the guy at the end, in chat who goes, "That's a rock"

    • @fissionphoenix4995
      @fissionphoenix4995 3 года назад +37

      I bet he said it because it's not just a boulder.

    • @niko5008
      @niko5008 3 года назад +3

      I'm feeling the presence of some sneaky joke that i don't get yet

    • @thelongestname9926
      @thelongestname9926 3 года назад +16

      jesus christ they’re minerals

    • @YoruEcchi
      @YoruEcchi 2 года назад +6

      “Jesus Marie! They’re Minerals”

    • @sunbirth4795
      @sunbirth4795 10 месяцев назад

      its a rock fact

  • @carlosrubio3380
    @carlosrubio3380 2 года назад +116

    Looking at this right after the rosa birthday party of 2022 and hearing doug say “ 112 dollars is a lot of money” really shows how far he’s gone.

  • @funky555
    @funky555 Год назад +226

    Doug...
    That company offered you 1320$ per ton, A year after this video was releases magnesium prices skyrocketed to newrly **$15,000 per ton**. 💀

    • @AlInGaP_Diode
      @AlInGaP_Diode 10 месяцев назад +26

      he couldve stored it all on the sorghum farm too

    • @BrickyBoi
      @BrickyBoi 8 месяцев назад +39

      That would have been some explosive profits

    • @icecream-zi7sc
      @icecream-zi7sc 6 месяцев назад +4

      He would have died.

    • @ListlessPirate
      @ListlessPirate 6 месяцев назад

      @@icecream-zi7sc From drowning in money

    • @Despedite
      @Despedite 3 месяца назад +8

      China really did come through with a killer deal

  • @xcato13x
    @xcato13x 4 года назад +244

    I never expected to watch a video of a man yelling "BISMOOOOOOOOOOOTH" every 10 seconds while trying to tear apart a bag covered in tons of duct tape.

  • @hydra-axolotl
    @hydra-axolotl 4 года назад +356

    "how'd you lose a tooth?"
    "I bit some bismooth"

  • @maximusmeridius3519
    @maximusmeridius3519 3 года назад +2118

    Americium, a radioactive element
    Dougdoug: can I buy this?
    Google: "No"
    Dougdoug: "yeah that's not real"

    • @maxaltenkirch1022
      @maxaltenkirch1022 2 года назад +1

      just buy a smoke detector they are made with americanum

    • @caffienatedtactician
      @caffienatedtactician Год назад +43

      Technically you can, I just wouldn't recommend taking it out of the smoke detector

    • @jstar3382
      @jstar3382 Год назад

      It's hard to call it radioactive given that it doesn't even reaaaally exist. It just doesn't want to exist

    • @shadycactus6146
      @shadycactus6146 Год назад +48

      doesn’t help that he misspelled it lol

    • @funky555
      @funky555 Год назад +6

      I love foug so much. he is like mylittle brain squirrel

  • @spicy1615
    @spicy1615 3 года назад +146

    "Doug for the love of God do not buy magnesium"
    "But the savings tho"

  • @regretsin8502
    @regretsin8502 4 года назад +732

    No One:
    DougDoug: "damn these rare earth metals are expensive"

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 5 месяцев назад

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  • @321DEATHPUNCH
    @321DEATHPUNCH 4 года назад +635

    This was honestly the funniest thing I've ever seen.
    Having said that, get your rest man we need you in good health there big homie

    • @jrpone
      @jrpone 4 года назад +10

      Bro I laughed so hard when he bit the Bismuth...

    • @JesusRodriguez-rs8jq
      @JesusRodriguez-rs8jq 4 года назад +2

      Its an old video, he said he should have uploaded it before

  • @RV-us9gv
    @RV-us9gv 4 года назад +753

    Breaking bads new season looks great

  • @CloudedPeach
    @CloudedPeach 3 года назад +54

    They really weren't kidding about the bizmoooth prices. I think the 150$ piece you bought was basically a "work of art", as it was poured and crystallised, you could have gotten about 20 pounds worth of the stuff. This just makes the video so much better though, and I was shaking from laughing, which made clicking the Like button way hard.

  • @a.b.cooper4807
    @a.b.cooper4807 3 года назад +95

    I love how he pronounces bismuth correctly once and then never again.

  • @peteratwood6691
    @peteratwood6691 4 года назад +151

    I just appreciate how during his minecraft speedrun he spent an hour and a half buying elements and still beat Dream

  • @SirStumblebum
    @SirStumblebum 4 года назад +312

    Dentist: How did you chip your tooth?
    DougDoug: *BISMUTH*

  • @raulendymion9917
    @raulendymion9917 4 года назад +519

    Please be carful when ordering elements online: also don't bite the BISmooth

    • @blazeplayz9703
      @blazeplayz9703 4 года назад +39

      Bismuth is non-toxic, that is why it is used in peptobismol

    • @soul-ky6pd
      @soul-ky6pd 4 года назад +19

      @@blazeplayz9703 actually it has little radioactive characteristics

    • @chriwehl7173
      @chriwehl7173 4 года назад +9

      @@soul-ky6pd So, biting is fine, but maybe don't put it on my bedside table? Sounds about right.

    • @soul-ky6pd
      @soul-ky6pd 4 года назад +30

      @@chriwehl7173 its only harmful If ist gets into your Body.

    • @StyleSnivy
      @StyleSnivy 3 года назад +27

      @@soul-ky6pd ever heard of Pepsi Bismol? A bismuth containing medicine? While Bismuth is radioactive, it has a half life longer than the age of the universe. As such it is not treated as though it is radioactive at all, as the amount of time you would have to be exposed to it to be affected is much longer than how long you will ever be able to live. Basically just treat it as a heavy metal,

  • @parkernelson4909
    @parkernelson4909 Год назад +32

    I can't stop thinking that if he did this today he'd be buying thousands of dollars of bismuth

  • @Hana1LuLu
    @Hana1LuLu 3 года назад +84

    The way he bit the package like a freaking burrito got me

  • @joethefish6039
    @joethefish6039 4 года назад +393

    Every time he says bizmooth I die inside

    • @Deaf0
      @Deaf0 4 года назад +9

      15:01

    • @meILM
      @meILM 4 года назад +29

      Same when he says Neo-die-mium

    • @aidengray3998
      @aidengray3998 4 года назад +3

      It grants me youth.

  • @gvgtv896
    @gvgtv896 4 года назад +271

    Magnesium doesn’t even sound like a real word anymore

    • @Camothor10
      @Camothor10 4 года назад +7

      Where do the at happened

    • @Iguanoman
      @Iguanoman 4 года назад +4

      Bismooth

  • @JuFo2707
    @JuFo2707 4 года назад +164

    1:17
    "this is part of the speedrun, dream's sweating"

  • @altima1515
    @altima1515 Год назад +24

    I like how he immediately went for the radioactive line of elements without even thinking

  • @allygator7
    @allygator7 3 года назад +50

    I love it when his streams just go completely off the rails. This was obviously supposed to be a speedrun and he ended up biting into bismuth.

  • @NumberOneVillain
    @NumberOneVillain 4 года назад +102

    I love how one guy in the chat was just like "EAT IT" immediately

  • @SpeedyGD5
    @SpeedyGD5 4 года назад +67

    The element of surprise joke broke me.
    This is the greatest comedy I've ever seen.

  • @jeffantonio1627
    @jeffantonio1627 4 года назад +166

    spoiler: he never ends pronounces it right. even when chat tried to correct him

  • @kingding9542
    @kingding9542 3 года назад +48

    Doug is the kind of fella to buy something online that blows up his house when he's gone because twitch chat told him to.

    • @AdminAbuse
      @AdminAbuse 7 месяцев назад +1

      Jerma

    • @illegallynamed
      @illegallynamed 6 месяцев назад

      or in this case, despite they told him not to

    • @illegallynamed
      @illegallynamed 6 месяцев назад

      If he wasn't required to buy magnesium in bulk to that degree, it would've been bad

  • @coffeeboi3959
    @coffeeboi3959 3 года назад +30

    8:53 I love how magnesium is not really explosive while francium is crazy explosive

    • @Hsowad
      @Hsowad 2 года назад +1

      Yeah, so much that there is barely any as it react waaaayyyyy too much

  • @CrabOnABeach
    @CrabOnABeach 4 года назад +74

    "so now what?" twitch chat: "i dunno, I didn't think I'd get this far"

  • @cjwarrington177
    @cjwarrington177 4 года назад +265

    This was the best bismooth based humor I've ever seen.

    • @Maxineewing7501
      @Maxineewing7501 4 года назад +18

      there's a lot of competition for that award out there. I'm glad that DougDoug could be the one to win the title "Man Who Has Best Bismuth Based Humor"

    • @heyheyitsjae2475
      @heyheyitsjae2475 10 месяцев назад +1

      Impossible, he did not say "let's get down to bismuth" a single time!

  • @QuanTumm1357
    @QuanTumm1357 4 года назад +179

    “Bro, do you even bismuth” Dang lockdown getting to doug

  • @noahjester8471
    @noahjester8471 Год назад +28

    I'm glad our little Douglette has finally graduated from hustling oxygen... to hustling bismuth. So proud

  • @ImBored8141
    @ImBored8141 2 года назад +18

    He went from making 100 bucks for bismuth, to 100,000 for rossa

  • @BenNewtonCliveOswald
    @BenNewtonCliveOswald 4 года назад +165

    DougDoug: Trying to open the Bismooth package.
    DougDoug’s mic: *I WISH TO ACCEND INTO THE HEAVENS.*

  • @allstrange7495
    @allstrange7495 4 года назад +49

    him saying bismuth as bismooth every time hurt my soul but it was worth it for the whole experience

  • @ValentineC137
    @ValentineC137 4 года назад +99

    The more Doug I watch the more worried I get about how he gets through his everyday life

    • @bailijay
      @bailijay Год назад +2

      This comment is even more true two years later

    • @yuki97kira
      @yuki97kira 11 месяцев назад +2

      Its okay his mom is a doctor

  • @R3fug333
    @R3fug333 2 года назад +19

    The Bismuth Boys beat out the Gallium Gang and the Magnesium Mob. But in the end we're all part of the Element Entourage. I'm just glad the Francium Friends didn't win.

    • @illegallynamed
      @illegallynamed 6 месяцев назад

      Good luck to Doug if he tries to get any, there's about an ounce on earth at any given time

  • @Reactorjam
    @Reactorjam Год назад +8

    11:58 and then the gallium turns the pipes into powder because gallium destroys any other metals

  • @definitelyarealperson3835
    @definitelyarealperson3835 4 года назад +86

    I was really hoping that this would be a sponsored video with a magnesium ad at the end.

  • @parsaledm
    @parsaledm 4 года назад +108

    I love how he is talking about how he is gonna try to fill his whole room with magnesium, not knowing what it can really do.

    • @dirtytoilet
      @dirtytoilet 3 года назад

      my friend is a dumbass and he wants to know what the dangers of magnesium are?

    • @dirtytoilet
      @dirtytoilet 3 года назад

      @@AbsoluteGorbSupreme my friend thanks you.

    • @fractal5764
      @fractal5764 2 года назад

      @@AbsoluteGorbSupreme no

    • @tadcooper9733
      @tadcooper9733 2 года назад

      @@AbsoluteGorbSupreme No, it fucking isn't.

    • @flapjack7301
      @flapjack7301 2 года назад +1

      What did basic man do?

  • @westernrobot3022
    @westernrobot3022 4 года назад +30

    I feel like every video of dougdoug is like a movie scene.
    Something happens and grabs your attention.
    Then there's more stuff happening over here and over there, making you forget ALL about what was originally going on.
    and then it goes back on the main topic and surprises you, making this so unforgettable.
    thank you dougdoug, for teaching me that i am built of ADHD

  • @triggerstudios3815
    @triggerstudios3815 8 месяцев назад +10

    There is an alternate universe where Doug buys a shit ton of Magnesium and I really wanna find it

  • @Albumancer
    @Albumancer 3 года назад +12

    This element truly is the answer.
    When life gets rough,
    just be smooth.

  • @vikitty604
    @vikitty604 4 года назад +203

    I was really into crystals a few years ago and have a huge collection. Doug, if you want me to send you a few let me know. (Totally serious!)

    • @thywordslinger9418
      @thywordslinger9418 4 года назад +15

      Do you have Bismuth??

    • @vikitty604
      @vikitty604 4 года назад +31

      @@thywordslinger9418 a few pieces! The shop Doug uses (The Bismuth Smith) is the same shop I buy from.

    • @thywordslinger9418
      @thywordslinger9418 4 года назад +10

      @@vikitty604 that is pretty interesting actually :o

    • @vikitty604
      @vikitty604 4 года назад +16

      @@thywordslinger9418 if you’re interested in learning about how it’s made this is the video that got me interested. ruclips.net/video/-_qpzFlpgpo/видео.html super cool and entertaining video.

    • @janheinzel9013
      @janheinzel9013 4 года назад +8

      Did he actually get scammed with the price?

  • @gamk5061
    @gamk5061 4 года назад +177

    *Sees title*
    Me: What’s he done this time?

  • @yahnmahn9035
    @yahnmahn9035 4 года назад +39

    Chat: "Use your teeth"
    DougDoug: ... NOM... AH SHITE I BIT THE BISMUTH

  • @victorjohanandrea
    @victorjohanandrea 3 года назад +10

    “At some point there’s a trade-off between safety and a really good deal” Doug 2020

  • @thefutureismeaninglessthep7364
    @thefutureismeaninglessthep7364 18 дней назад +1

    11:23 this is ILLEGALLY underrated, i will CONVICT this entire comment section for hardly mentioning this absolutely god tier pun

  • @checkyhuf
    @checkyhuf 4 года назад +33

    "The Gallium melts into water"
    *screaming in chemistry*

  • @Eliconean
    @Eliconean 4 года назад +21

    Every single stream of this man fits right into the definition of "derail" - and I love every one of them.

  • @Irrationaaaaal
    @Irrationaaaaal 4 года назад +30

    Bizmooth happens to be an ingredient in Pepto Bizmal. It also represents the last element on the table before the elements start to decay

    • @midn8588
      @midn8588 Год назад +1

      This is false! Bismuth does decay, but its half life is over a sextillion years.

    • @Arcanua
      @Arcanua 2 месяца назад

      It's not the same thing he bought, it's a different form of it that can be refined into what he bought.

  • @periwinkle43
    @periwinkle43 2 года назад +4

    Now see when i bought $150 of crystals I got "arrested" for a "felony amount" and "intent to distribute". So unfair

  • @it_is_i_deo
    @it_is_i_deo 2 года назад +1

    I'm only halfway through the video, but you should know that magnesium is incredibly dangerous. You can't put out a magnesium fire with water, as that will only make it burn when hotter. It's bad stuff that if you do own, should only by owned in small, well separated amounts.

  • @joelyt1682
    @joelyt1682 4 года назад +33

    They're not a waste of money Marie, they're elements.

  • @knight-of-aether
    @knight-of-aether 4 года назад +30

    "We're all in the elements together"
    Inspirational as ever

  • @Surreality7
    @Surreality7 4 года назад +35

    Imagine his neighbors hearing this grown man yelling, BISMOOTH, BISMOOTH

  • @TrafficJamByCam
    @TrafficJamByCam 2 года назад +4

    I’ve been thinking about this video for the last two days because I had to take a land navigation course for work and the instructor kept talking about finding the azimuth (direction) on a compass and I kept almost calling it “bizmooth”.

  • @col.choros3966
    @col.choros3966 3 месяца назад +2

    Imagine this happens but DougDoug's investing in cleaning supplies. "Imagine 100 gallons of Bleach and on top of that Is 50 gallons of Ammonia"

  • @brandonmoore9075
    @brandonmoore9075 3 года назад +28

    Doug you’ve been getting me through a really rough time. My girlfriend recently broke up with me and everything has been hard for me but your videos never fail to make me smile and forget about everything for a little bit and I wanna say thank you. Keep up the great content man

  • @knightowl2407
    @knightowl2407 4 года назад +6

    I love you Doug and I am so happy you figured out your health stuff. No matter if it is 3 months or 1 year, I will await your return with glee. Merry Christmas and happy holidays Doug!

  • @togglinho
    @togglinho 4 года назад +32

    "do you even bismuth?"
    edit: i can see some ppl asking when he said it in the future, so im just gonna say it now: 8:14

  • @1MaxVader1
    @1MaxVader1 Год назад +7

    "Theres infinite helium, until it runs out in a few years I think." 6:14

  • @chewbaccasolo8576
    @chewbaccasolo8576 3 года назад +1

    I like how if he got magnesium and his house caught fire than the fire fighters wouldn’t be able to put out the fire and save his house

  • @absolutelynothing1424
    @absolutelynothing1424 4 года назад +96

    Doug: "Oh this is gold right?"
    Minecraft players: " *Dies* "

  • @firecode6824
    @firecode6824 4 года назад +35

    I'm so glad that we finally have a story to rival the Iliad

  • @Venomonas1
    @Venomonas1 4 года назад +13

    At least that's enough Bismuth to replace your broken tooth with a brand new Bismuth one

  • @thod-thod
    @thod-thod Год назад +2

    6:57 the song here is called “God-Shattering Star” from Fire Emblem: 3 Houses

  • @Skye-gs7zg
    @Skye-gs7zg 6 месяцев назад +4

    You really forget how much calmer the old videos were. The chaos is fun and all, but this was an appreciated change of pace.

  • @o-saftdose6099
    @o-saftdose6099 4 года назад +11

    i don't want to know what my neighbors are thinking, hearing a full as grown man giggling in the middle of the night for 20 mins

  • @keith_mask
    @keith_mask 4 года назад +64

    "dreams shaking in his boots"
    this aged poorly

  • @Dole4455
    @Dole4455 4 года назад +5

    Doug! Such unique and fun content, I hope you know that if these are the videos you’d consider unpolished and low quality, these kinds are my favorites and I could watch this stuff for days.

  • @nicupetricas9718
    @nicupetricas9718 2 года назад +7

    If I'm ever a streamer, I so badly just wanna be like dougdoug where he goes into a stream with a general plan, and then it goes wild. Like, something small can come up with chat, and he won't just go "ahahaha" funny, he will go "hahaha, and you know what!" And it continues until he's trying to destroy the entire eastern seaboard with magnesium, being unable to say bismuth, and creating gangs in the chat.

  • @thej2241
    @thej2241 5 месяцев назад +1

    i love how doug, for a brief second, considered purchasing a large amount of AMERICIUM