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  • Опубликовано: 15 фев 2023
  • But we'll give you a 2nd video, ABSOLUTELY FREE.
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    Bully - Boxing Challenge
    Hyrule Warriors Age of Calamity - Royal Research Lab
    Dual Destinies - Suspicious People
    Bowser's Fury - Plessie Ride
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    Miitopia - Battle (World 4)
    Bayonetta 2 - The Gates Of Hell
    Deathloop - Hazardous (Harriet Morse)
    Bully - Final Showdown
    F-Zero GX - Feel Our Pain (Fire Field)
    Smash Bros. Wii U - Ryu Stage
    Ring Fit Adventure - Smoothie
    Smash Bros. Ultimate - Lost Painting
    Bayonetta 2 - Let's Dance Boys!
    Smash Bros. Brawl - Snake Eater (Instrumental)
    Persona 5 - Price
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    Xenoblade Chronicles 3 - A Life Sent On (Unison)
    Tekken 3 - Results
    Xenoblade Chronicles 3 - Event BGM 110
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  • @dougdougdoug
    @dougdougdoug  Год назад +1956

    www.dougdoug.com/contract

    • @robinscompass5951
      @robinscompass5951 Год назад +228

      Thank you “Douglas”

    • @BerryBebop
      @BerryBebop Год назад +41

      Okay.

    • @PieletPi
      @PieletPi Год назад +252

      Hey doug, congrats on getting #21 for gaming on this video where you rank commercials

    • @polndri7555
      @polndri7555 Год назад +20

      Oddly timed contract, but I oblige

    • @dumbdumb3387
      @dumbdumb3387 Год назад +14

      ????

  • @stoopidapples1596
    @stoopidapples1596 Год назад +4605

    I love how at the glue advert at 18:47, Twitch chat starts saying "GLUE POG" but then when Billy says "it's not a glue" they all switch to "NOT A GLUE POG"

    • @stolenn4me
      @stolenn4me Год назад +216

      like a fish swarm

    • @semisemicoloncolon
      @semisemicoloncolon Год назад +392

      it’s so funny they’re like a bunch of children naming things they see “GLUE!!!” “not glue” “NOT GLUE!!!” they all knew simultaneously to type whatever they see in all caps

    • @raderade5199
      @raderade5199 Год назад +131

      Doug:So it's glue
      Billy:SHUT THE FUCK UP!

    • @peregrinus524
      @peregrinus524 Год назад +89

      @@semisemicoloncolon Twitch chat is amazing because it's all of the funny parts of children with a little more class for those dono jokes

    • @JUMPYCOOL
      @JUMPYCOOL Год назад +22

      Billy Mays: If you call right now I’ll throw up a tube of glue!
      Doug: So I get more glue?

  • @aaroncoyle4231
    @aaroncoyle4231 Год назад +7475

    Fun Fact: When the car runs over Billy's hand in the impact gel commercial, it's not actually his hand. Somebody else had to put their hand under the gel because Billy refused to do it. That's why there's a super quick cut to and from a close up of the hand as the car goes over.

    • @leguan278
      @leguan278 Год назад +498

      And the hand was okay?

    • @sirbrandalf7813
      @sirbrandalf7813 Год назад +577

      I just assumed it was a fake car

    • @isaacthomas1198
      @isaacthomas1198 Год назад +808

      Why the hell do you know this what

    • @hircenedaelen
      @hircenedaelen Год назад +131

      Were they ok

    • @konatea
      @konatea Год назад +132

      Been watching the vods now, makes the videos even better looking for the moments you know are gonna be good

  • @breadmilkYT
    @breadmilkYT 4 месяца назад +520

    Doug: "I dont need a hook"
    Billy: "We'll give you 20"
    Doug: "I need this hook"

    • @At_Dead_of_Night_Fan
      @At_Dead_of_Night_Fan 29 дней назад +9

      AND YOU CAN GET TEN MORE EACH MONTH!!!

    • @cmmpr111
      @cmmpr111 День назад

      ​@At_Dead_of_Night_Fan sell it to impatient people.

  • @johnfortnite1987
    @johnfortnite1987 9 месяцев назад +523

    My mom said when I was a kid (no more than a few years old) everytime a Billy Mays ad came on I would stop everything I was doing and silently watch.
    He undeniably had a magic ability to SELL things.

  • @paddythelegend1671
    @paddythelegend1671 Год назад +14023

    I need Billy Mays to rise from the grave saying "But I'm not done yet!'

    • @GrassiestGrassy
      @GrassiestGrassy Год назад +895

      You summon him from the dead by offering 10 grams of cocaine to Billy Mays’ grave.

    • @KazoooGod
      @KazoooGod Год назад +542

      @@GrassiestGrassy but thats not all!

    • @DerGamer3O3
      @DerGamer3O3 Год назад +788

      I WILL DOUBLE MY LIVE TIME, FOR ABSOLUTELY FREE!!!

    • @acrossthevioletsky
      @acrossthevioletsky Год назад +482

      "AFTER MY SECOND TRIP ROUND THIS MORTAL COIL, THEY'LL SEND ME TO A TWICE AS BAD CIRCLE OF HELL, ABSOLUTELY FREE"

    • @Lene02
      @Lene02 Год назад +368

      "AND IF YOU CALL RIGHT NOW, I'LL TRIPLE MY LIFE TIME"

  • @danmanproking2179
    @danmanproking2179 Год назад +4620

    DougDoug Mays is the best cameo of any Infomercial star I’ve seen in my life. Sad that he didn’t triple the milk, triple the cash in the trash.

    • @siqki
      @siqki Год назад +78

      DougDougDoug*

    • @Jesse-75-80
      @Jesse-75-80 Год назад +1

      @@siqki mf, nobody actually calls him dougdougdoug, some call him doug, some call him dougdoug, but you are a special breed my friend

    • @Musement1hz9oj
      @Musement1hz9oj Год назад +26

      Triple the coke

    • @thenameisalie6
      @thenameisalie6 Год назад +38

      @@siqki okay so he tripled himself 🤔 so we got triple the value, that's fair

    • @Ian_Broskii
      @Ian_Broskii Год назад +7

      Yeah but imagine the cleaning

  • @kyleradams3739
    @kyleradams3739 9 месяцев назад +411

    I can just appreciate the sheer commitment of doubling the milk for FREE

    • @stevenfragoza46
      @stevenfragoza46 3 месяца назад +13

      BUT I'M NOT DONE YET, I'LL THROW IN A 20 GALLON CONTAINER OF STAINS FOR ONLY 5 EXTRA DOLLARS

    • @ftjellies
      @ftjellies 9 дней назад

      But wait there's more, IF YOU THINK That's IT IF YOU CALL WITHING THE NEXT 5 MINUTES THEN ILL THROW IN 1 GALLON OF ORANGE JUICE FOR COMPLETELY FREE

  • @minigrizzz4509
    @minigrizzz4509 Год назад +1326

    Can we all thank Doug for wasting an hour of his life by cleaning up all the milk he spilt for a 20 second bit

    • @uhhhhhyeet5491
      @uhhhhhyeet5491 9 месяцев назад +169

      With the power of zorbeez it'll take seconds

    • @ModernDayYasuke
      @ModernDayYasuke 8 месяцев назад +114

      Just the thought of him cleaning that mess with none of the energy he had in this video is hilarious.

    • @ian562ADF52E
      @ian562ADF52E 5 месяцев назад +22

      I made a similar mess the first night in my own apartment. Probably took him longer than an hour, and he's still finding milk stains.

    • @basketcasejacegaming8673
      @basketcasejacegaming8673 3 месяца назад +7

      I was cackling so much when I saw him start that bit. 😂

    • @stevenfragoza46
      @stevenfragoza46 3 месяца назад

      nah, with zorbeez it'd evisorate all milk in a 20 mile radius@@ian562ADF52E

  • @CaptainTak
    @CaptainTak Год назад +1343

    I love how frantic infomercials were, it's a 30-60 second clusterfuck and you come out the other end with your credit card and whiplash

    • @kaja3932
      @kaja3932 Год назад +50

      Could not have said it better if I tried

    • @demonicloaf2100
      @demonicloaf2100 8 месяцев назад +2

      I want to like, but it is at 666 likes

    • @Aperson-rs4eh
      @Aperson-rs4eh Месяц назад

      @@demonicloaf2100 You should like anyways. The truth is, it will not stay at 666 forever. It will be surpassed. Do not let the fear of the future stun you from moving forward.

  • @zaristophanes2
    @zaristophanes2 Год назад +2821

    I love how the tier list just descends into borderline serial killing effectiveness randomly😂

    • @thegooseking818
      @thegooseking818 Год назад +43

      I was literally coming up with how I can use them for murder throughout the entire video

    • @Brejdu
      @Brejdu Год назад +52

      Zorbeez can be used to clean off the blood of the fallen victims

    • @porguinturtle3854
      @porguinturtle3854 Год назад +9

      @@thegooseking818glad to know I am not the only one

    • @chickenmanfy
      @chickenmanfy Год назад

      I'LL DOUBLE THE MURDER, FOR FREE!!1!11one

    • @thegooseking818
      @thegooseking818 Год назад +25

      @@Brejdu the thing for car dents?
      Use it to get rid of the dents from when you hit your victim in order to either kill them or kidnap them
      The “not tape” thingy
      Use it to tie their hands and legs together
      The puddy?
      Weapon repair or feed them it to see what happens or just fix the chair you tie them to
      The clothing glue
      Fix clothes if they escape and try to fight back

  • @Omnial12
    @Omnial12 Год назад +138

    I think my favorite thing about Doug’s zorbeez read at the end is that in the few spots where it made contact without much pressure it did actually absorb the milk.

  • @biglacroix6946
    @biglacroix6946 10 месяцев назад +201

    “The Zorbees man is going to kidnap me and use all the Billy Mays products to hide my body.” -DougDoug 2023
    34:53
    This still has me dying.

  • @Eddiember
    @Eddiember Год назад +2247

    The funny thing is, Billy Mays isn't the one who actually had his hand run over during Impact Gel, it was his manager.
    Billy was genuinely nervous about having his hand run over (rightfully so). His manager pushed him aside, wore a blue shirt, and did it himself.
    Billy was willing to smash his hand all day long, but the car running over his hand was the line.

    • @arandomnon6677
      @arandomnon6677 9 месяцев назад +299

      even the cocaine wouldnt give him the courage to run over his hand

    • @ciphergacha9100
      @ciphergacha9100 9 месяцев назад +221

      If the impact gel failed for the hammer, he might get some bad bruises, if it failed for the car his hand is GONE

    • @lydiasteinebendiksen4269
      @lydiasteinebendiksen4269 8 месяцев назад +107

      That's absolutely fucking right, you don't do that just for an informertial, even if it works a small mistake and you're fucked

    • @madssocks8532
      @madssocks8532 8 месяцев назад +107

      ​@@ciphergacha9100 I feel like a hammer would cause more damage tbh. The force distribution of the car would probably cause less damage than the strong impact of the hammer. But this is just me whose foot got run over by a packed minivan without breaking, so who knows

    • @Wulfjager
      @Wulfjager 8 месяцев назад +25

      His manager should've pushed him another line of nose candy and he would've been on top of that

  • @renownerd.276
    @renownerd.276 Год назад +907

    Can't wait for doug to realize there's an extra 20-30 dollars tied to 'shipping and handling.'

  • @SaturnHunter_
    @SaturnHunter_ 8 месяцев назад +38

    The Hercules hook design is now under a bunch of random names at any hardware store and I have never used anything but those things to hang stuff in my house. They work so well, oh my god, my pictures are so sturdy, I love the hooks.

    • @Bedogg25
      @Bedogg25 21 день назад +2

      I was thinking the same thing, a couple of the products are still around but that one became generic picture hooks

  • @oyun_doktoru1236
    @oyun_doktoru1236 9 месяцев назад +55

    Billy Mays is the type of guy to rise from the dead screaming "But I'll double my lifetime, ABSOLUTELY FREEEEE"

    • @MrUNnice
      @MrUNnice 28 дней назад +1

      New dnd character found d

  • @riorojanaroj
    @riorojanaroj Год назад +2207

    RIP Billy Mays. He partied like it was $19.99
    edit: thanks for the heart, hopefully it will repair my marriage.
    edit 2: editing takes the heart away, who knew?

    • @scytheleaf
      @scytheleaf Год назад +127

      Call right now and he'll DOUBLE that partying, ABSOLUTELY FREE!

    • @kaja3932
      @kaja3932 Год назад +80

      @@scytheleaf But he's not done yet! If you call right now, HE'LL ALSO ADD A HANGOVER FOR THE SAME LOW PRICE OF $19.99!

    • @jackp692
      @jackp692 Год назад +12

      That is brilliant

    • @CasuallyShadow
      @CasuallyShadow Год назад +11

      Deserves the Doug heart

    • @bidoof367
      @bidoof367 Год назад +10

      this is the only hearted comment
      deserved

  • @WMastersred
    @WMastersred Год назад +3240

    I love that Doug's content is just one man slipping deeper and deeper into insanity as the thousands of voices in his head egg him on with POG

    • @nicalmagauer7190
      @nicalmagauer7190 Год назад +15

      😅

    • @Slival_
      @Slival_ Год назад +53

      It's literally why I watch him, every video is just him vs chat

    • @DKdrop
      @DKdrop 4 месяца назад +1

      Yet another reason that chat is the main character.

    • @slendveny7191
      @slendveny7191 3 месяца назад

      ​@@DKdrop *main antagonist

  • @r1pperdoc426
    @r1pperdoc426 10 месяцев назад +95

    I can't believe DougDoug actually snorted coke and filmed a Billy Mays commercial. Honestly, he deserves an Oscar for his commitment to the role 35:14

  • @BadlyDrawnJack
    @BadlyDrawnJack 8 месяцев назад +11

    "We'll throw in a freakin drill for no cost, and no reason."

  • @NEWMAN0067
    @NEWMAN0067 Год назад +4828

    Now this is pure quality content! Thank you Chat and your side character Doug!

    • @DenDenDenDenDen13
      @DenDenDenDenDen13 Год назад +71

      This channel is just the spin off series based on the epic Chat series

    • @kbab5329
      @kbab5329 Год назад +25

      During the Billy arc, both are side characters.

    • @An_Entire_Lime
      @An_Entire_Lime Год назад +18

      @@DenDenDenDenDen13 Nah, This IS chat's series, it has always has been, the name is only DougDoug for marketing due to Doug's success explaining the entire universe with food.

    • @intellectualpencil7627
      @intellectualpencil7627 Год назад +8

      Finally someone who’s states the truth, that chat is the main character

    • @dr.unicornpoop5054
      @dr.unicornpoop5054 Год назад +3

      Chat and doug are like batman and batcow. Like yeah he is there but he dont do much does he?

  • @p_ttown1979
    @p_ttown1979 Год назад +1829

    doug unintentionally giving chat a list of items to become serial killers for free is crazy

    • @Grizzly_Adams
      @Grizzly_Adams Год назад +64

      Exactly. He should at least bill them a consultation fee

    • @vladyugay64
      @vladyugay64 Год назад +64

      But for 10 bucks he'll double the list

    • @jojogacha974
      @jojogacha974 Год назад +12

      @@vladyugay64 and he will double your milk absolutely free.

    • @voidgamer7122
      @voidgamer7122 Год назад +22

      @@jojogacha974 but hes not done yet, he will milk you for absolutely free!

    • @poggestfrog
      @poggestfrog Год назад +18

      @@voidgamer7122 BUT I'M NOT DONE YET, IF YOU CALL, RIGHT NOW, THEN YOU GET 5 LITERS OF DOG MILK, ABSOLUTELY FREE! THAT'S 80$ OF VALUE, FOR THE PRICE OF 1999$!

  • @Spen_cey04
    @Spen_cey04 Год назад +101

    Doug pouring milk all over his apartment is just the embodiment of chaos

  • @HANGLOOSEITSZACH
    @HANGLOOSEITSZACH Год назад +20

    33:17 Billy Mays stays true to himself as he swims in uniform to save a diver

  • @MikeMaragni
    @MikeMaragni Год назад +3014

    doug looking at all the milk spilled everywhere he's gonna have to clean with a face of pure regret is amazing

    • @phillthepotato4363
      @phillthepotato4363 Год назад

      It was planned. The milk will leak into the basement so twitch chat will have something to drink.

    • @Crazyclay78YT
      @Crazyclay78YT Год назад +194

      at least he has to zorbeez to clean it up 😂😂

    • @MarioKonga
      @MarioKonga 11 месяцев назад +131

      And then he DOUBLES DOWN!

    • @Marvin-jk9jx
      @Marvin-jk9jx 9 месяцев назад +20

      That part had me laughing SO hard

    • @dragonblitz502
      @dragonblitz502 9 месяцев назад +27

      AND WE'LL DOUBLE YOUR MILK FREE

  • @thattransmuffin
    @thattransmuffin 11 месяцев назад +22

    27:08 I’ve never wanted to be a car so much before now.

  • @bradyharpe6051
    @bradyharpe6051 11 месяцев назад +55

    Doug and twitch chat are the best comedic duo they have such great chemistry and bounce off each other incredibly well

  • @daskanguru3515
    @daskanguru3515 Год назад +808

    Now we only need a tierlist on how washable different breeds of dogs are

    • @michaelforis2713
      @michaelforis2713 Год назад +28

      Wait I thought I was supposed to dry the dog, leaving a path of clean.

    • @xelac1334
      @xelac1334 Год назад +26

      Imagine a DougDoug collab with Girl with the Dogs. His high energy combined with her deadpan humor could be hilarious.

    • @purpletexture5074
      @purpletexture5074 Год назад +6

      I read this wrong 💀

    • @notme1797
      @notme1797 Год назад +6

      Some are dry clean only, delicate, or machine dryable. Don't mix them up.

    • @Roseyfinchartworks
      @Roseyfinchartworks Год назад

      Like machine washable? I’ve only ever machine washed mutts

  • @lifeintornadoalley
    @lifeintornadoalley Год назад +1211

    I met Mays during a convention along with his bud Sully. Mays was such a chill guy who loves poking fun at himself for his persona. You didn't have to watch late night commercials to know who he is. He was just that well loved by everyone. The only thing you can hate about him is: he's got no haters to hate on.

    • @placeholderdoe
      @placeholderdoe Год назад +30

      I HATE THAT ABOUT HIM

    • @yoshikagekira2311
      @yoshikagekira2311 Год назад +109

      and also probably the cocaine addiction, but hey, no one's perfect

    • @iforgotoputausername
      @iforgotoputausername Год назад +74

      ​@@yoshikagekira2311 hey, you cant control chronic addictions man

    • @scouthedog
      @scouthedog Год назад +22

      @@yoshikagekira2311 that’s a positive also he did not die to a overdose he had health problems

    • @robonator2945
      @robonator2945 Год назад +24

      @@yoshikagekira2311 Who do you think convinced Snowflame to start?

  • @neepha7324
    @neepha7324 Год назад +21

    5:45 I adore how the Zorbeez commercial fades in during the introduction when you least expect it to

  • @ob2kenobi388
    @ob2kenobi388 6 месяцев назад +9

    The moment someone said "It's Zorbin' Time" we all knew how this would end lol

  • @angriestjoker
    @angriestjoker Год назад +333

    Fun fact: For the impact gel car bit, that’s not actually Billy’s hand being run over, it’s Sullivan’s hand. Billy didn’t want to go through with the demo cause he thought he’d fuck up his hand. They go through the whole thing on the show Pitchmen that was on Discovery way back when.

    • @unclefranklin4575
      @unclefranklin4575 Год назад +21

      But he did at least really hit himself with that hammer, right? Please tell me that not all of my boyhood days are a lie!

    • @angriestjoker
      @angriestjoker Год назад +64

      @@unclefranklin4575 oh no, Billy did do that demo. Sullivan was making fun of him the whole time though cause it was after the car bit 😂

  • @sardonikai
    @sardonikai Год назад +576

    i love that both doug and jerma are persuaded by infomercials so easily

    • @fl3m1n9o4
      @fl3m1n9o4 Год назад +26

      we need a collab someday

    • @The_OwO_Shogun
      @The_OwO_Shogun Год назад +7

      You're not?

    • @divinebeef8660
      @divinebeef8660 Год назад +5

      W Jerma enjoyer

    • @KatSpicert
      @KatSpicert Год назад +34

      Doug is literally coherent Jerma who actually takes his ADHD meds lmao. I've noticed their content is surprisingly similar to how unhinged it is, but as if it's on two sides on the same spectrum.

    • @DylanIGuess
      @DylanIGuess Год назад +8

      I'm pretty sure doug has mentioned he's a pretty big Jerma fan at some point

  • @littyfam5136
    @littyfam5136 10 месяцев назад +48

    Genuinely shocked at how a twitch chat can be mature enough to decide something other than S and F tier

  • @thisrandomguywhodoesstuff
    @thisrandomguywhodoesstuff 7 месяцев назад +8

    7:24 the forbidden boba

  • @JosepiThe13th
    @JosepiThe13th Год назад +692

    Doug’s Twitch chat has this weird quirk where they just get so fixated on one very specific thing, and it sways any and all chat related voting, choice making, etc. for the entire rest of the stream.

    • @mkhcfire9684
      @mkhcfire9684 11 месяцев назад +78

      That headstrong and dedicated thinking is exactly why chat is the main character

    • @JosepiThe13th
      @JosepiThe13th 11 месяцев назад +15

      @@mkhcfire9684 So true.

    • @ryanchong9965
      @ryanchong9965 10 месяцев назад +6

      Also why Doug is in the category of his own

    • @wysatta11
      @wysatta11 10 месяцев назад +2

      rigged

    • @VIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAME
      @VIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAME 9 месяцев назад +4

      bruh that's just a hyperfixation

  • @SWISS-1337
    @SWISS-1337 Год назад +412

    29:42 - Billy missed a great line here. "if you only use it to make a vegetable tray, it pays for itself on the first day" should have been the rhyme.

    • @555Soupy555
      @555Soupy555 11 месяцев назад +31

      after i watched that part I convinced myself that's what he said omg

    • @spungbopscarepans
      @spungbopscarepans 5 месяцев назад +1

      my respect for billy mays when he misses that line: 📉📉📉

  • @mattuwu9978
    @mattuwu9978 Год назад +16

    30:49 That’s definitely a pet skunk with it’s stank glands removed. Probably smells better than your average dog.

    • @mlgdoge12343
      @mlgdoge12343 3 месяца назад +3

      Definitely considering nobody would want to voluntarily spray themselves with a skunk

    • @Speedyboi69.
      @Speedyboi69. Месяц назад

      But he was on coke

  • @nubby03
    @nubby03 9 месяцев назад +13

    Rest in peace Billy. You were a real one.

    • @P-nk-m-na
      @P-nk-m-na 7 месяцев назад +3

      **laugh track plays**

  • @fanana6193
    @fanana6193 Год назад +1064

    God that ending was amazing. Props to Doug for destroying his counter 😂

    • @thundergaming3657
      @thundergaming3657 Год назад +39

      Imagine the damage to the floor

    • @Imnothere132
      @Imnothere132 Год назад +2

      Möp

    • @atom_hoff
      @atom_hoff Год назад +76

      but that amazing offer of doubling the milk really sells you on it

    • @fl3m1n9o4
      @fl3m1n9o4 Год назад +13

      ​@@thundergaming3657that's a lotta damage!

    • @pelican7235
      @pelican7235 Год назад +1

      i laughed to tears

  • @HolyJoely
    @HolyJoely Год назад +190

    My mother unironically bought the Big City Slider Station, she still uses it to this day, One of the only infomercial products that actually works

    • @heliveruscalion9124
      @heliveruscalion9124 Год назад +16

      wasn't the magic bullet originally an as seen on tv product?

    • @weskintime4177
      @weskintime4177 Год назад +36

      @@heliveruscalion9124 the bullet fired at JFK or a different magic bullet

    • @AwesumVloggin
      @AwesumVloggin Год назад +13

      @@weskintime4177 That's the correct one, they advertised it's ability to make a shot impossible for one gun to shoot but got caught up in a false advertising court case so they sent somebody out to prove it, and they were already in trial so they figured "go big or get sued".

  • @arsa8667
    @arsa8667 Год назад +14

    26:18
    Did they just use the vine boom,that goes to S tier.

  • @squiiixe5503
    @squiiixe5503 2 месяца назад +5

    19:26 the skydiver is in a suit made of impact gel, rendering him invulnerable

  • @calvinnguyen1870
    @calvinnguyen1870 Год назад +151

    Hearing “You can double or triple stack ‘em, and watch your family attack ‘em” has just awakened a long lost core memory for me and now I need to go stare at a wall for a while

  • @sashimiroll5055
    @sashimiroll5055 Год назад +394

    The fact I just watched over a half hour of infomercials and I don’t regret anything, is a testament to how much I love Doug’s content

    • @scouthedog
      @scouthedog Год назад +2

      And billy may

    • @kachow2143
      @kachow2143 Год назад

      I’ve watched this video too many times 🤣

  • @flowerh5018
    @flowerh5018 6 месяцев назад +5

    Doug "how does it work?"
    Infomercial *immediately explains how it works*

  • @bukkij40
    @bukkij40 11 месяцев назад +21

    15:10 fun fact that wasn't actually his hand that got ran over it was actually Anthony Sullivan's hand because Billy was too scared to have his hand ran over

  • @jackmanley1473
    @jackmanley1473 Год назад +294

    "There is no chance that a skydiver would jump out of a plane with a glued together parachute"
    Doug, I think you may be underestimating the power of cocaine

  • @wendyjaa
    @wendyjaa Год назад +379

    That ending is exactly why it's important to always watch the edited video even if you've attended the stream or watched the VOD 😂

  • @mildlyentertainingham
    @mildlyentertainingham 6 месяцев назад +5

    “Handy switch” is just a hood way to say exceptional handgun

  • @Microlegod
    @Microlegod Год назад +14

    16:14 Bro, Billy had a low tier god moment

  • @tomokojoestar3189
    @tomokojoestar3189 Год назад +279

    I used ChatGPT to come up with a script for the perfect Billy Mays infomercial targeted to serial killers:
    Product: The "Clean Kill" Murder Kit
    Target Audience: Serial killers and true crime enthusiasts
    Script:
    [The camera opens on Billy Mays standing in front of a black backdrop, wearing his signature blue shirt and khaki pants]
    Billy Mays: Hi, I'm Billy Mays, and I'm here to introduce you to the most revolutionary product to hit the true crime scene in decades. Introducing the "Clean Kill" Murder Kit!
    [Cut to a dramatic video montage of crime scenes, with ominous music playing in the background]
    Billy Mays: Are you tired of leaving behind evidence at your crime scenes? Sick of being caught by the cops because of a stray hair or a tiny drop of blood? Well, fear not, because the "Clean Kill" Murder Kit is here to save the day!
    [Cut to a shot of the product, which looks like a black backpack with various compartments and tools sticking out]
    Billy Mays: Inside this sleek, stylish backpack, you'll find everything you need to commit the perfect murder. From gloves to masks to special knives and cleaning supplies, the "Clean Kill" Murder Kit has got you covered.
    [Cut to a shot of the "Clean Kill" Murder Kit being used at a crime scene, with no evidence left behind]
    Billy Mays: And the best part? The "Clean Kill" Murder Kit is designed to leave absolutely no trace of your crime. That's right, no fingerprints, no DNA, no nothing. Just a perfectly executed murder that you can be proud of.
    [Cut to a shot of a happy customer holding the "Clean Kill" Murder Kit, smiling]
    Billy Mays: So if you're a serial killer looking to up your game, or just a true crime fan who wants to experience the thrill of the perfect murder, the "Clean Kill" Murder Kit is for you!
    [Cut to a shot of Billy Mays holding the product, with a big smile on his face]
    Billy Mays: Order now, and start living your dream of being the perfect killer. And remember, when it comes to the "Clean Kill" Murder Kit, you don't need luck. You just need a little bit of planning, and the perfect tools for the job.

    • @Waxencascade419
      @Waxencascade419 Год назад

      Why’d he not double his offer, or at least add an extra knife to commit the murder with?

    • @hellofriends5751
      @hellofriends5751 Год назад +58

      I was waiting for him to say but I'm not done yet

    • @ThatDweebQuinn
      @ThatDweebQuinn Год назад +81

      So unrealistic, he didn’t even double it!

    • @donutdude6918
      @donutdude6918 Год назад +36

      fake he didnt double it

    • @placeholderdoe
      @placeholderdoe Год назад +17

      BUT WAIT, IF YOU CALL NOW I’LL DOUBLE IT! THAT’S A $70 VALUE FOR ONLY $19.99!

  • @Radical_Larry
    @Radical_Larry Год назад +282

    I've been suffering from accidentally grabbing my shower head and spraying water all over myself, it's nice to finally have the solution I've been looking for. Thanks Doug

  • @portalslingerplays7523
    @portalslingerplays7523 Год назад +1179

    Doug is becoming far too powerful

    • @TheRealDrSick
      @TheRealDrSick Год назад +15

      That is why he must stay on twitch! Twitch chat is the only thing strong enough to contain Doug's power!

    • @oscarwillimott9296
      @oscarwillimott9296 Год назад

      Now he has (at least) two penises, an alter ego who turns games into interdimensional sex simulators powered by necromancers, and the spirit of Billy Mays possessing him whenever he holds Zorbeez.

    • @I_Eated_The_Soap
      @I_Eated_The_Soap Год назад +7

      @@TheRealDrSick what you don't realise is twitch chat gives doug double the power. without twitch chat he wouldn't have zorbeez

    • @matq4891
      @matq4891 Год назад

      bordering on godly levels of power, DUDE HAS A LEFT DICK WHICH IMPLIES A RIGHT DICK

  • @solikeihaveavidonhowtomake9627
    @solikeihaveavidonhowtomake9627 7 месяцев назад +5

    true serial killer 13:56
    10 secconds later
    I SPOKE TOO SOON 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @hairypooter4110
    @hairypooter4110 Год назад +10

    You experimenting at the end with the video was actually really good. I hope to see more of this sort of experimentation in the future, never fear experimenting!

  • @danih.5675
    @danih.5675 Год назад +169

    My grandfather was handicapped and used the grabber in his scooter all the time when I was growing up. He made like $5k a month from the state for government work and just blew a lot of it on billy Mays and qvc so this was a trip down memory lane. Ive held half of these products and tried using them. It's so funny seeing these again

    • @Loderyod
      @Loderyod Год назад +3

      Were they good?

    • @danih.5675
      @danih.5675 Год назад +21

      @@Loderyod most no, some were like the gripper

    • @Crazyclay78YT
      @Crazyclay78YT Год назад +2

      damn 60k a year, bro was pretty much making a salary wtf

    • @Sebastian-xi6vg
      @Sebastian-xi6vg 11 месяцев назад

      Of course he is making salary he said he was working for the gov.

  • @Umbrellie_
    @Umbrellie_ Год назад +99

    "Died from a [spicy sugar] overdose"... That *definitely* explains a lot of his commercials.

    • @Entertainment0verdose
      @Entertainment0verdose Год назад +16

      Billy mays here with [spicy sugar] only just [19.99] and if you call now we will [triple it]

    • @meperleaper
      @meperleaper Год назад +5

      @@Entertainment0verdose what a steal

    • @unclefranklin4575
      @unclefranklin4575 Год назад +3

      Spicy sugar? So you're telling me that Billy Mays died from..
      Too many Mexican candies?!

    • @teresawatson1038
      @teresawatson1038 Год назад +7

      @@meperleaper just need you to be BIG with me

    • @placeholderdoe
      @placeholderdoe Год назад +5

      @@unclefranklin4575 I wouldn’t call it spicy, it’s basically like a really overpriced version of the sweetest sugar

  • @TehHomicidalPhone
    @TehHomicidalPhone 11 месяцев назад +13

    24:23 Vince said, "You're gonna love my nuts" tho. Iconic

  • @pablosun1
    @pablosun1 Год назад +11

    I like how Billy Mays sacrifices his hand to show how powerful a product is

    • @VixThine
      @VixThine Год назад +8

      Funny enough, with the car bit, he actually does not. That's actually Anthony Sullivan's hand that they ran over because Billy Mays actually didn't trust the product that much despite the hammer thing.

  • @THEmermaidghost
    @THEmermaidghost Год назад +167

    Imagine a world where Billy Mays got to team up with Phil Swift. We’ve been robbed of the most unhinged infomercials

  • @kosher_gains
    @kosher_gains Год назад +414

    0:03 As someone who regularly watches doug, I can confirm that we hibernate unless doug is streaming

    • @spungbopscarepans
      @spungbopscarepans 6 месяцев назад +7

      as someone who watches doug’s vids but not livestreams, i can confirm i only sleep, not hibernate

    • @johnsheppard3740
      @johnsheppard3740 4 месяца назад +1

      Well personally I’m just dead in between

    • @EboismyCat
      @EboismyCat 3 месяца назад

      I am sorry @theinsectking6715 you are wrong I simply cease to exist

  • @EuantheFurry
    @EuantheFurry 10 месяцев назад +11

    33:48 "Okay, this has been a long and -heroin- harrowing* journey"

  • @arkestr2
    @arkestr2 9 месяцев назад +7

    27:31
    Microscopic penetrator is some kind of next-level insult

  • @_Mingus_
    @_Mingus_ Год назад +100

    I think I got brainwashed into loving Oxi-Clean as a kid through infomercials

  • @alexisrox44
    @alexisrox44 Год назад +149

    I like to imagine Doug waking up in a cold sweat hearing the Zorbeez ad. Either that, or somehow, Chat will convince him to get a Billy Mays cardboard standee, and he'll just get trauma seeing it when he remembers the ad.
    Edit: That ending confirmed that Doug has PTSD from Zorbeez.

  • @CricetoFunni
    @CricetoFunni Год назад +18

    5:23 i'm sorry but i am fucking dying at "big shitty slider"

  • @young_mouthwash
    @young_mouthwash Год назад +15

    Me and my dad used to see these commercials and would quote them and make fun of them all the time. This vid really brought back some goofy memories I had almost forgotten about ❤

  • @maxwellrobertson4831
    @maxwellrobertson4831 Год назад +154

    I like that DouglasDouglas revived the mini-chat in the bottom corner, it really adds a layer of enjoyment to those who remember the story, and brutal murder by Doug's hand, of chat's clone child.

  • @davidachstin3588
    @davidachstin3588 Год назад +42

    With the putty thing and any other item shown. The whole psychology behind it is basically tricking the brain into thinking "Well if the product works under extreme conditions, then surely it'll work for anything I would need in a day." If it can handle this extreme then there's no reason it can't handle any mundane task.

  • @wkeezz
    @wkeezz Год назад +17

    31:01 I don’t think Doug is saying what he wants to say…

    • @IkeFanBoy64
      @IkeFanBoy64 7 месяцев назад +3

      He knew what he was saying.

  • @thewolfstu
    @thewolfstu Год назад +17

    14:10 simple: Collect the insurance on the person that you killed. Lmao

  • @suspecthalo
    @suspecthalo Год назад +152

    The putty is actually something I really wish I had when I played a lot of miniature war games. Any missing pieces can be molded with the putty instead, and you can mold your own special touches to give your models a lot of really cool posing options.

    • @7isAnOddNumber
      @7isAnOddNumber 3 месяца назад +2

      Did Green Stuff not exist?

    • @suspecthalo
      @suspecthalo 3 месяца назад +1

      @@7isAnOddNumberprobably did, but it’s just another option / possible use for it

  • @carprincess
    @carprincess Год назад +41

    Man that commercial at the end of the video killed me. I’m here crying and laughing so hard. And then he DOUBLED the milk!

  • @joodgement3388
    @joodgement3388 8 месяцев назад +10

    9:05 my grandma actually has one of these and it helps her pick up stuff off the floor cause she can't bend over sometimes.

    • @samwilde8311
      @samwilde8311 7 месяцев назад +3

      My grandma has one too. It was originally for that purpose but now it's mostly to pet the cat.

  • @AltrTheEgo
    @AltrTheEgo 6 месяцев назад +8

    Was really expecting Billy to throw in a second health insurance set for free

  • @GuitarManFromJupiter
    @GuitarManFromJupiter Год назад +62

    You'll get 1 Jumbo stream of Doug PLUS several clipped moments all for 4 hours of your time! But watch right now and you'll get another 30 minutes of Doug, absolutely free. That's over 5 hours of Billy Mays for only 1 lifetime locked in Doug's basement! And as a special bonus, Doug will include our Micromen Microfiber Duster! Free! It's great for basement walls! Divorce papers! Parkzers and more! And attracts Dollarydoos like a magnet!

    • @dongle5397
      @dongle5397 Год назад +7

      But you gotta call now!

  • @charlottesearle7997
    @charlottesearle7997 Год назад +132

    I feel like I really shouldn't be surprised at how good DougDoug's Billy Mays impression is, and yet somehow I still am

  • @KatBaumgarten
    @KatBaumgarten Год назад +7

    I will say that vince was right about the quick chop, it's really hard to clean some types of food off the blade if you can't get into it with a sponge and suddenly your strawberries taste like garlic

  • @MyWayofEverything
    @MyWayofEverything 6 месяцев назад +2

    That ESPN commercial was ahead of it's time

  • @OptiWrath0
    @OptiWrath0 Год назад +73

    I had an absolute blast watching the original stream, and I thought that my laughter had finally subsided, but then doug started screaming and pouring milk everywhere. Quality content.

  • @keagan605
    @keagan605 Год назад +157

    Man I've been loving these super frequent uploads! Thanks Doug!

  • @Crooked60
    @Crooked60 Месяц назад +2

    Billy Mays wasn't just an infomercial guy he was the infomercial guy. RIP Billy

  • @7evene1ev3n8
    @7evene1ev3n8 3 месяца назад +4

    33:29 Doug, you’d actually be surprised at the amount of corrosive and acidic material that goes through your pipes

  • @itsdan303
    @itsdan303 Год назад +67

    I have legitimately waited months for this to be made into a video

  • @MarkFaldborg
    @MarkFaldborg Год назад +117

    I am surprised that this was not a mess. Great job to the editor. This stream was a lot.

    • @Crazyclay78YT
      @Crazyclay78YT Год назад +13

      not a mess? did you watch the end 😂

    • @SomeOne-vf1rs
      @SomeOne-vf1rs 10 месяцев назад +17

      @@Crazyclay78YTHe had zorbeez to clean it. So no more mess.

  • @NKGAMING-ri4qm
    @NKGAMING-ri4qm 8 месяцев назад +7

    20:45 I feel like dougs missing the point on these ones, they arnt showing something you can do they are showing the limit of the product, because if it could hold a whole bus it could hold a broken lamp together

  • @ZombieSlayer1065
    @ZombieSlayer1065 16 дней назад

    I have come back to rewatch this vid for the 6th time. Man I love these commercials, quality Doug and funny twitch chat.

  • @benjaminswanson4961
    @benjaminswanson4961 Год назад +40

    Man, these infomercials took me back to my childhood. RIP Billy, a legend taken too soon.

  • @ryleespencer212
    @ryleespencer212 Год назад +266

    This is a series of RUclips videos that were streamed on Twitch and then uploaded to RUclips
    Now that's some quality Doug content

  • @tazmogames
    @tazmogames 2 месяца назад +3

    I'm real late but DougDoug planning his rampage as a serial killer at 13:25 just killed me.

  • @skellyskellington5120
    @skellyskellington5120 5 месяцев назад +3

    18:54 The product is not glue, glue sticks things together and keeps the connection point solid and rigid, preventing movement. This is great when using more rigid materials like wood or plastic, but rigid connections are terrible for flexible materials like fabric. The rigid connections take away fabrics ability to flex and bend around objects which is very important for things like clothing and blankets, whenever the material tries to flex, the connection made by the glue gets worn down and eventually breaks, leaving behind annoying glue residue.
    The product is similar to glue but not the same, it can bend and stretch, which allows you to easily connect two pieces of fabric and use it like a single piece of fabric. The product does not stop fabric from flexing and bending, it connects fabric together while being barely noticeable.
    It's actually a very good, useful product. it lets you fix holes in your clothes like they weren't even there without having to sow.

  • @Captain.Mystic
    @Captain.Mystic Год назад +29

    I love how billy mays even when hes pretending to whisper hes loud enough to create distorion in the mic.

  • @aroxxi
    @aroxxi Год назад +62

    billy is the god of “double it and give it to the next person”

  • @redboot3911
    @redboot3911 9 месяцев назад

    OMG the production value at the end was AMAZING

  • @Kyronea
    @Kyronea 4 месяца назад

    What a PERFECT video to watch while high. Top tier, 10/10 for DougDoug. Thanks a million.

  • @bananaboy8173
    @bananaboy8173 Год назад +44

    35:25 this sealed the deal for me thank you for filling the hole in my heart once Billy Mays died I was saddened. Thanks to him I could tape up my marriage together with the super tape

  • @rkool2005
    @rkool2005 Год назад +34

    35:34 he doubled the milk absolutely free

  • @ThatGuy-wj9pr
    @ThatGuy-wj9pr 7 месяцев назад +1

    Doug questioning his life in the last 10 seconds