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  • Опубликовано: 13 фев 2016
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    Chris Stuckmann and his wife, Sam review Twilight in the Hilariocity format! Starring Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson. Directed by Catherine Hardwicke.
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  • @waywardlaser
    @waywardlaser 8 лет назад +8160

    And that's why I'm giving 'Your Marriage' an A+

    • @MrC2095
      @MrC2095 8 лет назад +402

      (A+ music plays)

    • @corruptedcam580
      @corruptedcam580 8 лет назад +62

      +John Colon 😂😂

    • @TheNgStars
      @TheNgStars 8 лет назад +15

      +John Colon what's the A+ music

    • @MrC2095
      @MrC2095 8 лет назад +102

      +NgStars Ng it goes AAHHH ahhhh ahhhha aha

    • @springthyme501
      @springthyme501 8 лет назад +25

      +NgStars Ng just watch the dead pool review

  • @USxEGames
    @USxEGames 8 лет назад +1334

    Hello all fellow singles

  • @that80s_kid64
    @that80s_kid64 4 года назад +2622

    “I don’t like the rain. Anything wet and cold.”-Bella
    “I don’t like sand. Its corse and rough and gets everywhere”- Anakin

    • @thebessienessie836
      @thebessienessie836 4 года назад +117

      yes i ship anakin and bella, match made in heaven

    • @kailaleegibbons6143
      @kailaleegibbons6143 4 года назад +96

      Anakin's line is better tbh

    • @mookyyzed2216
      @mookyyzed2216 4 года назад +32

      They were made for each other

    • @de35tg
      @de35tg 4 года назад +30

      I'm surprised chris didn't made that reference hahahah

    • @macnultyosullivan9238
      @macnultyosullivan9238 4 года назад +19

      How come no one can spell "coarse"?

  • @jaidevtyagi1033
    @jaidevtyagi1033 4 года назад +1645

    Robert Pattinson is the worst vampire, took him 11 years to become bat...

    • @KawaiiNancy
      @KawaiiNancy 4 года назад +21

      🤣

    • @mechajay3358
      @mechajay3358 4 года назад +28

      I'm pretty sure he himself would agree so too.

    • @lorraine7876
      @lorraine7876 4 года назад +6

      😂

    • @divad7137
      @divad7137 4 года назад +18

      And to become a lighthouse keeper

    • @orlandobabe
      @orlandobabe 4 года назад +9

      So glad I’m done with comic book films. The last best Batman was Bale.

  • @2ndfunctionFTW
    @2ndfunctionFTW 7 лет назад +2443

    "I dont like the rain"
    "I dont like sand"

    • @death-king1834
      @death-king1834 7 лет назад +57

      Oh my God! Do you think Meyer took influence from Attack of the Clones? It all makes sense now!

    • @MilindaX
      @MilindaX 7 лет назад +22

      "It gets in the cracks"
      STFU ANEI!

    • @FourForceUniverse
      @FourForceUniverse 7 лет назад +9

      What must that be like?

    • @sole__doubt
      @sole__doubt 7 лет назад +22

      "I dont like the rain"
      "I dont like sand"
      Hayden Christensen pioneered trying to look serious while saying those kind of lines. This movie is like a woman saw a movie with HC and thought he was a great actor. So its like they are all HC wanna-bes. Which is pathetic...

    • @amrl1685
      @amrl1685 7 лет назад +1

      2ndfunctionFTW its rough, course and it gets everywhere

  • @Coolcats-cb7yx
    @Coolcats-cb7yx 8 лет назад +1480

    You and your wife are so fucking adorable!

    • @Coolcats-cb7yx
      @Coolcats-cb7yx 8 лет назад +13

      Also it's west cost so it's definitely Red Vines.

    • @sk8ter4fun
      @sk8ter4fun 8 лет назад

      +Coolcats12345 ehh I live in the Seattle area it could be either or at least in my area.

    • @sk8ter4fun
      @sk8ter4fun 8 лет назад

      +Coolcats12345 ehh I live in the Seattle area it could be either or at least in my area.

    • @XanderVJ
      @XanderVJ 8 лет назад +8

      +Coolcats12345 In 11:40 they have more believable chemistry than Bella and Edward in the entire franchise. lol

    • @pranarama2812
      @pranarama2812 8 лет назад +14

      They are also brother and sister.

  • @eduardolennovaes
    @eduardolennovaes 5 лет назад +881

    I dont like rain.
    It's cold, and wet and sticky.
    And it gets everywhere.

    • @SrSalsa
      @SrSalsa 5 лет назад +23

      Specially chocolate rain

    • @thefacebehindthemask7007
      @thefacebehindthemask7007 4 года назад +24

      I don't like sand.
      It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

    • @DbladeMedic
      @DbladeMedic 4 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @anna.owo.
      @anna.owo. 4 года назад +6

      @@thefacebehindthemask7007 he did better that bella

    • @jaidevtyagi1033
      @jaidevtyagi1033 4 года назад +6

      @@thefacebehindthemask7007 gets into the cracks😂😂

  • @mightyfooda
    @mightyfooda 4 года назад +1488

    Your wife is adorable and she adds a lot. Request her to come back, I liked her input.

  • @supergamer5121
    @supergamer5121 8 лет назад +930

    Still a better love story than ... oh wait.

    • @andreacb7595
      @andreacb7595 8 лет назад +13

      he FUCKS HARD

    • @graciegj63
      @graciegj63 8 лет назад +2

      +The Idiot Named Joe Considering 50 shades is suppose to be a fanfiction of Twilight, I wouldn't say that.

    • @liammcavoy1090
      @liammcavoy1090 8 лет назад

      100th like

    • @-._._._-_._._.-
      @-._._._-_._._.- 8 лет назад

      +The Idiot Named Joe probably could have been great if Sasha Grey played the chick, and was just a porno

    • @bgxbsz
      @bgxbsz 8 лет назад +2

      ...than 50 Shades (all of them)

  • @Seanatonin
    @Seanatonin 8 лет назад +2357

    Chris = Stuckmann
    Chris' wife = Stuckwomann

    • @l-boi8173
      @l-boi8173 8 лет назад +28

      +Sean Bateman More like Stuckwife

    • @DakkogiRauru23
      @DakkogiRauru23 8 лет назад +41

      +Sean Bateman The Stuck Family XDD

    • @ThomasOfTheWarband
      @ThomasOfTheWarband 8 лет назад +51

      +Sean Bateman More like "Stuck-with-wife"

    • @Seanatonin
      @Seanatonin 8 лет назад +25

      I was making a superhero joke. We have Spiderman & Spiderwoman, Hulk & She-Hulk, Batman & Batgirl/woman.

    • @ThomasOfTheWarband
      @ThomasOfTheWarband 8 лет назад

      Sean Bateman XD Jk

  • @lizp5004
    @lizp5004 4 года назад +334

    Bella's the classic "blank slate"... they want every teenage girl to be able to envision themselves as Bella. "OMG! that's so MEEEEE"

  • @bencarlson4300
    @bencarlson4300 4 года назад +359

    At least Pattinson has moved past these movies. Good Time, The Lighthouse, and Tenet next year and Batman after that

    • @whatevergoesforme5129
      @whatevergoesforme5129 4 года назад +36

      And he should be grateful as well no matter how crappy the Twilight series were because it made him a household name. Sometimes, one has to go through the baptism of fire to make it in this world LOL.

    • @nouh3053
      @nouh3053 4 года назад +7

      Good Time was a GOOD fucking Time.

    • @brajeshsingh2391
      @brajeshsingh2391 4 года назад +13

      @@whatevergoesforme5129 exactly Pattinson became Pattinson thanks to Twilight. As Alfred Hitchock famous quote "It is easy to make an art film but it is tough to make a box office hit." But Pattinson is suddenly the next big thing in Hollywood with Christopher Nolan and Batman films. interesting.

    • @Slesaint17
      @Slesaint17 3 года назад +2

      Brajesh Singh hes also a very good actor tho. The same thing can’t be said about Taylor Lautner, his career is basically non existent now

    • @Slesaint17
      @Slesaint17 3 года назад +1

      @Victoria Akoms yeah because he’s not a good actor and the hype around him died down

  • @RainbowJedi91
    @RainbowJedi91 6 лет назад +3772

    But let’s be honest. No one hates Twilight more than Robert Pattinson. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @philboom9136
      @philboom9136 4 года назад +240

      And now he wants to make it up by being batman 👍

    • @emilengen7825
      @emilengen7825 4 года назад +283

      @@philboom9136 he has done that with many great performances already.

    • @emilengen7825
      @emilengen7825 4 года назад +99

      @@philboom9136 if he was given a good script he could've actually been good in the twilight movies.

    • @philboom9136
      @philboom9136 4 года назад +157

      @@emilengen7825 thats true. I hate twilight but I actually like Robert. He's a great actor but too many people reduce him on his part in twilight

    • @charliedawson4877
      @charliedawson4877 4 года назад +68

      I live for watching him trash the film in promo interviews.

  • @ionlymadethistoleavecoment1723
    @ionlymadethistoleavecoment1723 7 лет назад +3440

    Oh shit. Bella doesn't like the rain because it's cold and wet. Anakin doesn't like sand because it's course and it goes everywhere. They're like two sides of the same coin.

    • @ako3379
      @ako3379 7 лет назад +6

      Flash HarelKrash
      at least this isn't as bad as facism and raceism. go milo.

    • @ionlymadethistoleavecoment1723
      @ionlymadethistoleavecoment1723 7 лет назад +5

      Flash HarelKrash damn autocorrect!

    • @markiangooley
      @markiangooley 7 лет назад +47

      Bella/Anakin crossover fan fiction! It could be the next Fifty Shades!

    • @Cucerescmunti
      @Cucerescmunti 7 лет назад +4

      Apocalypse and Sandman might like sand

    • @liaminator4950
      @liaminator4950 7 лет назад +9

      I ship it.

  • @username_unavailable7592
    @username_unavailable7592 4 года назад +387

    The first time I watched this movie I was absolutely astounded that nobody (including Bella's cop father) thought that Edward was abusive.
    Forget the bite mark, all of her injuries at the end look like domestic abuse to an outside observer. Literally, Bella went on a date with Edward, came back from it extremely upset and insisted that she had to leave home. Then a few days later Edward basically carries her, unconscious and absolutely beat to shit, back into town, claiming that she fell down the stairs and through a window.
    How does everyone not immediately assume that he attacked her???

    • @nouh3053
      @nouh3053 4 года назад +22

      Plot armour babyyyy

    • @some_metalhead
      @some_metalhead 4 года назад +21

      I guess the only way he got out of it was because of Carlisle being a well respected doctor, though I suppose that could look even more suspicious. Meyer and Catherine Hardwick just play it off like “oh well, Bella’s just SO clumsy!”

    • @bryceball1517
      @bryceball1517 4 года назад +16

      Critical thinking does not exist in the Twilight universe.

    • @abramsullivan7764
      @abramsullivan7764 3 года назад +1

      WHAT THE FUCK!? THAT'S BULLSHIT!

    • @abramsullivan7764
      @abramsullivan7764 3 года назад +1

      @@nouh3053 plot armor my ass

  • @Xander_P.G.K
    @Xander_P.G.K 3 года назад +94

    Robert Pattinson in 2008: "I watch you when you sleep."
    Robert Pattinson in 2022: "I'm vengeance."

  • @GAdmThrawn
    @GAdmThrawn 8 лет назад +707

    "Nobody talks like that." Except Anakin Skywalker.

    • @DEADPOOL9AND
      @DEADPOOL9AND 8 лет назад +74

      At least Anakin finished his sentences, and he didn't mumble.

    • @paradoxacres1063
      @paradoxacres1063 8 лет назад +42

      Anakin was a Space Monk in a "galaxy far, far away".
      He's forgiven for not talking like a normal person, I think.

    • @cat_jk00
      @cat_jk00 8 лет назад

      +Paradox Acres Well, what I heard was that in Lucas' Clone Wars cartoon, he felt the need to make the animation so stiff and wooden because it was based on the style of the direction he was giving Hayden Christensen in the movies.

    • @blackgrlfly
      @blackgrlfly 8 лет назад +2

      +DEADPOOL9AND dont make excuses for him

    • @DEADPOOL9AND
      @DEADPOOL9AND 8 лет назад +6

      +BlackGirlFly I'm just saying Anakin isn't as bad as Bella, not that it's good.

  • @XMENFAN54
    @XMENFAN54 7 лет назад +1155

    Fun Fact: Twilight is about Necrophilia, Beastiality, Pedophilia, and Inter-Species Erotica.
    *The More You Know plays*
    Another Fun Fact: I forgot how to spell Beastiality so I looked it up on google.........I seen some shit. *The More You Know*

    • @KaziSIqbal
      @KaziSIqbal 7 лет назад +15

      Mate, c'mon, you could've just highlighted and right-clicked on your incorrect spelling to have Google fix it.

    • @endrankluvsda4loko172
      @endrankluvsda4loko172 7 лет назад +38

      Never click images

    • @shmee123ful
      @shmee123ful 7 лет назад +35

      And knowing is half the battle ...GI Joe

    • @shinigamiwolfen
      @shinigamiwolfen 7 лет назад +32

      Fun fact: It's spelled bestiality.

    • @daltondeverell4039
      @daltondeverell4039 7 лет назад +14

      I never miss spelledanything, not once, not one time

  • @BrokenBeats94
    @BrokenBeats94 4 года назад +310

    Chris and his wife are sweet, he should do more reviews with her

    • @arijeet3224
      @arijeet3224 4 года назад +2

      Everyone is commenting this

  • @XiLeGaming360
    @XiLeGaming360 4 года назад +273

    “Vampire Baseball” sounds like a really bad 2000’s pop punk band that never made it big.

    • @rensje
      @rensje 4 года назад +27

      It’s like a combination of Vampire Weekend and Modern Baseball

    • @EmptyAltruism
      @EmptyAltruism 4 года назад +5

      Id say more like a horrible B flick that Brad Jones would Snob. But your point is super valid, it could easily be a bandname.

    • @blueconcretezebra
      @blueconcretezebra 3 года назад +2

      Hey, I've got all their albums, ON VINYL, and they're awesome.

  • @kerrysimpson4123
    @kerrysimpson4123 7 лет назад +1878

    Worst thing about twilight- it spawned 50 shades of grey.

    • @subjectdelta7568
      @subjectdelta7568 6 лет назад +69

      Kerry Simpson And humanity will have to sleep at night knowing we did that...

    • @atalentlessidiot7872
      @atalentlessidiot7872 6 лет назад +37

      Matt Lopez I barley sleep at night anymore.

    • @dice6338
      @dice6338 5 лет назад +9

      Lol 😂 so true.

    • @JimWarp93
      @JimWarp93 5 лет назад +10

      Fan Fiction (generally) worst Fiction

    • @alianajacobs5703
      @alianajacobs5703 5 лет назад +8

      yeah your so right Kerry Simpson 50 shades of grey is even worse!

  • @Ahil982
    @Ahil982 8 лет назад +1490

    Beautiful wife, watches movies for a living. Chris Stuckmann is my idol!

    • @DanielLopez-ir9mr
      @DanielLopez-ir9mr 8 лет назад +152

      He won in life

    • @anirudhmenon4234
      @anirudhmenon4234 8 лет назад +106

      +Mr. Bias Why? It's morons like you that give atheists everywhere a bad rap. Why the fuck can't you accept that others don't and do not have to conform to your beliefs?

    • @saywhatagainidareyouidoubl7698
      @saywhatagainidareyouidoubl7698 8 лет назад +16

      +Mr. Bias WoW, just wow, let people believe in whatever they want, and Flash is Trash

    • @miz4535
      @miz4535 8 лет назад +1

      +Anirudh Menon *lack of beliefs

    • @aero2311
      @aero2311 8 лет назад +42

      +Mr. Bias What is with you Internet atheists constantly trashing religion?

  • @YankeesFan0620
    @YankeesFan0620 2 года назад +21

    Chris’s wife is fantastic!! Both of them should review more movies/books together

  • @karenhall4645
    @karenhall4645 3 года назад +26

    I still say Stephanie Meyer HAD to have gotten some of her ideas from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I mean, a nice vampire who hates being a vampire and who eats animal blood and falls in love with a mortal girl. Sounds a lot like Angel.

  • @larkstonguesinaspic4814
    @larkstonguesinaspic4814 7 лет назад +695

    oh you two are a cute couple

  • @BrokeProductions
    @BrokeProductions 8 лет назад +2147

    I don't really like the rain. Any cold, wet thing I don't really...
    I hate sand. It's course and rough... and it gets everywhere.

    • @tibne2412
      @tibne2412 8 лет назад +108

      This comment is so dense

    • @NicolasWaldvogel
      @NicolasWaldvogel 8 лет назад +110

      +petrallen its like a poetry, like they rhyme

    • @hutchhound3788
      @hutchhound3788 8 лет назад +56

      +Nicolas Waldvogel
      you may have gone too far in a few places.

    • @alonsoarana5307
      @alonsoarana5307 8 лет назад +52

      Bella is key to all this because if we get Bella working, she's a funnier character than we've ever had

    • @RedHeadNed
      @RedHeadNed 8 лет назад +11

      I was literally JUST thinking that

  • @petterekman
    @petterekman 4 года назад +88

    When talking about twizzlers your wife says:
    ”and everything else in this movie is in a scale of grey”
    This makes a lot of sense after just watching your Fifty Shades of Grey-review, now I understand where the name of that book came from! Not only is it fan fiction, the author also seemingly got the name from watching the Twilight-movies and thinking ”Damn, these movies are just fifty shades of grey... Oh, wait a minute!”

    • @doxasophosmoros
      @doxasophosmoros 4 года назад +3

      Boring cringge unattractive woman Returns! And she's still doing her lame "clutch my man's face " "pUPPY DOGFACE" ewww manipulative crap....lame.. ur gf loves the film lol it's sad. Gee wonder why they divorced lol

  • @divad7137
    @divad7137 4 года назад +42

    The definition of Twilight is :
    A fan fiction with vampire sexual fantasies written by an anxty girl.

  • @TheKML777
    @TheKML777 8 лет назад +410

    What astonished me the most about Twilight is how pale Bella is. I mean my God, she's even paler than the vampires. I can only assume that is why she says and does a lot of stupid things, because of the severe anemia and the lack of blood going to her brain.

    • @Brandyalla
      @Brandyalla 8 лет назад +42

      +Kemal Alis
      It's pretty stupid considering the fact she's supposed to be from one of the sunniest places in the country.

    • @cardboard2night
      @cardboard2night 8 лет назад +8

      +Brandyalla she actualy jokes in the book about it, by saying her mom is an albino -__-

    • @gigisilk798
      @gigisilk798 8 лет назад +3

      +Kemal Alis STOP. I DON'T NEED TO BE LAUGHING THIS LOUD. STOP

    • @SamLizReads
      @SamLizReads 8 лет назад +7

      +Brandyalla they make a joke later in the books. that she was destined to be a vampire since she is pale.

    • @narudan
      @narudan 8 лет назад +14

      +Kemal Alis mmmm pale, mindless, bland, doesn't make her own decisions, get's denied of being a vampire, yeah well i don't know about you guys but she seems like the perfect depiction of a ghoul.

  • @fortblocks
    @fortblocks 7 лет назад +950

    Bella's initials are BS, and that's exactly what her character is,
    BS.

    • @farldiemanie8775
      @farldiemanie8775 7 лет назад +30

      A Troll The title of the most underrated comment goes to you

    • @fortblocks
      @fortblocks 7 лет назад +16

      Thank you. I hope I also get an internet emmy for best troll.

    • @thenerdyboii6436
      @thenerdyboii6436 6 лет назад +18

      FINALLY! A troll who is actually funny.

    • @fortblocks
      @fortblocks 6 лет назад +7

      Thank you Star Lord. Hey, how's your mother doing?

    • @thenerdyboii6436
      @thenerdyboii6436 6 лет назад +6

      A Troll Just the same as my father. And my daddy.

  • @Roarrior.
    @Roarrior. 3 года назад +44

    "This is a terrible relationship"
    Agree. chris and his wife relationship is better. 5:44

  • @micaelabeck2603
    @micaelabeck2603 5 лет назад +94

    OMG!!! I loved the sound affects you used for the "World's Slowest Kiss!" It totally made my day :)

  • @KaoruMzk
    @KaoruMzk 8 лет назад +320

    I kinda want to see your wife reviewing the books now

    • @wraithwrecker_
      @wraithwrecker_ 8 лет назад +9

      +Karl Schweinfurth
      That'd actually be really cool, but it'd be pretty suck for her suffer to through them again lol

    • @suhleap
      @suhleap 8 лет назад +4

      that's a great idea! she could do her own series!

    • @lovehatesmisery
      @lovehatesmisery 8 лет назад +9

      +andrew gonzales she actually has her own channel with about only 3 uploaded videos of book review, but that was in 2013 or 2014.

    • @hootsifer-darling
      @hootsifer-darling 8 лет назад +2

      +Karl Schweinfurth I would love that!

    • @Mio248
      @Mio248 8 лет назад +1

      That's a good idea.

  • @zgachvi
    @zgachvi 8 лет назад +349

    Bella Swan is the female version of Hayden Christensen's Anakin Skywalker

    • @potatobombkyle
      @potatobombkyle 8 лет назад +51

      +zgachvi At least he got to transform into the greatest movie villain ever. Bella just makes me want to punch someone.

    • @JiReyAnimation
      @JiReyAnimation 8 лет назад +11

      +Potatobombkyle Lego Productions And at least he can act in scenes with no dialogue.

    • @benshaul6976
      @benshaul6976 8 лет назад +17

      And had good fight scenes
      Hey he is not that bad actually

    • @NiteMaster117
      @NiteMaster117 8 лет назад +13

      Only difference being that Hayden was a badass in his own right. So he at least had SOMETHING redeemable.

    • @DRUMS12372
      @DRUMS12372 8 лет назад +16

      +zgachvi I don't like sand - Hayden Christensen
      I don't like rain - Bella Swan
      Coincidence? I think not.

  • @meganshaw1949
    @meganshaw1949 3 года назад +17

    the bite mark issue was even addressed in Zombieland Two when Luke Wilson's character gets bitten on the arm and one of the main characters asks him where he got the zombie bite mark.

  • @kevinnguyen4359
    @kevinnguyen4359 5 лет назад +13

    You know it's real when she's willing to read a book for you. Respect.

  • @kevincorrado5615
    @kevincorrado5615 8 лет назад +367

    Just wanted to point out the color grading in this film is absolutely terrible. Everyones skin is green

    • @cgtravel3439
      @cgtravel3439 8 лет назад +5

      Wait this isn't the matrix?

    • @rubenTR309
      @rubenTR309 8 лет назад

      +Kevin Corrado Like LOTR BD

    • @00maniacmanny00
      @00maniacmanny00 8 лет назад +17

      It's because it's set in the future where shrek fucks everybody an makes them green that's why it's that way
      You fucking idiot

    • @bryanvaughan4938
      @bryanvaughan4938 8 лет назад

      +00maniacmanny00 ... Omfg, hahahahah. Genius! Great comment.

    • @00maniacmanny00
      @00maniacmanny00 8 лет назад

      Bryan Vaughan wow late to the party

  • @WhoTookMyMirr
    @WhoTookMyMirr 7 лет назад +761

    .......why is everything in this movie blue?

    • @WhoTookMyMirr
      @WhoTookMyMirr 7 лет назад +53

      *Shitty filter

    • @amrl1685
      @amrl1685 7 лет назад +50

      TheGamingNovice *super shitty filter

    • @jesintams
      @jesintams 7 лет назад +52

      Super duper fuckin shitty filter

    • @ScottRoberts
      @ScottRoberts 7 лет назад +34

      It's possibly the worst trend in movies of the past 10-15 years. Half of all Hollywood movies have to have a blue-green filter on them. Once you notice them, you can't unsee them. I have NO clue why directors think these annoying digital filters in any way improve the movies they make.

    • @OllieBlazin
      @OllieBlazin 7 лет назад +17

      +Scott Roberts
      see I can understand a green filter on say the matrix
      And a blue filter on day an a film like The Road but not in this film.
      Filter is suppose to heighten the film not make it look shitty

  • @vinny5727
    @vinny5727 5 лет назад +27

    1:48 The way he laughed at what she said had me missing the ex I dont have

  • @bezerkeyturkey8847
    @bezerkeyturkey8847 3 года назад +9

    I love that your first date with your soul mate was while doing your passion: watching movies.

  • @thespacebat
    @thespacebat 6 лет назад +930

    I like to remember Robert Pattenson in Harry Potter, much better in that.

    • @DHynes5
      @DHynes5 5 лет назад +6

      He'll also be in Christopher Nolan's new film as well :)

    • @elijahkelley7616
      @elijahkelley7616 5 лет назад +12

      I saw a meme about the Goblet of Fire; it was pretty much the Doctor (David Tennant) trying to stop Twilight before it happened. So damn true.

    • @siborgproductions2422
      @siborgproductions2422 5 лет назад +5

      @@elijahkelley7616 alon-sy!

    • @abramsullivan7764
      @abramsullivan7764 5 лет назад +9

      Robert Pattinson did a decent job in Harry Potter year 4.

    • @Tomgd420
      @Tomgd420 5 лет назад +7

      The third one and beyond was when the movies started to resemble the books.
      Robert Pattinson was good as Cedric Diggory but he also played in "Remember me" which was really good.

  • @BingeWatchers
    @BingeWatchers 8 лет назад +958

    I feel so bad for Liz having to actually read the book! You both are so fun to watch, we demand more Liz and Chris videos!

    • @eliasD4
      @eliasD4 8 лет назад +9

      I didn't know you watch Chris' videos.I enjoy your videos.Keep up the good work Ron :)

    • @BingeWatchers
      @BingeWatchers 8 лет назад +5

      Saile Sistag Thanks, that's awesome! And yeah Chris is great and a huge inspiration!

    • @eliasD4
      @eliasD4 8 лет назад +4

      +Binge Watchers It makes sense now because the first time I watched one of your videos it reminded me of Chris' videos.I really hope your channel continues to grow. :)

    • @SSJGoshin4
      @SSJGoshin4 8 лет назад +31

      Her name is Sam 😊

    • @BingeWatchers
      @BingeWatchers 8 лет назад +4

      ***** Haha my bad :)

  • @shibinamoiduppa8897
    @shibinamoiduppa8897 4 года назад +19

    The books I think was aimed at young audience .. like when I read twilight at 15, I loved it to be honest .,, to me, as a huge harry potter fan it was another magical world .frgt the romance but the thing abt vamps living among muggles.. I too wanted to be a vampire ..with vampire family and turning into a vamp myself with supercool superpowers!! it was such good deal...
    flash forward 10yrs... am like ..damn man you guys are right. I never noticed it as a kid ..Bella had no ambitions at all .. even tho it was her story it was just her fangirling over this hot guy.. not exactly good msg for teenagers ... but I gs at that age we just don't understand as we do now.. that's why the popularity..

  • @pheade1254
    @pheade1254 3 года назад +13

    Mrs. Stuckmann, your ability to smile blandly yet inoffensively is incredibly entertaining.
    Oh. Ah.
    Great review too.

  • @streetrat6157
    @streetrat6157 7 лет назад +131

    when he shined in the light I grabbed my gf's hand & walked out. she asked why did we walk out & I replied are you serious?.. he shined like a fucking disco ball 😂

  • @tmreb1
    @tmreb1 8 лет назад +798

    Why does everyone in this movie looks so pale?

    • @tmreb1
      @tmreb1 8 лет назад +112

      And Edward looks like he's been doing meth

    • @w1q2e3r4t5
      @w1q2e3r4t5 7 лет назад +28

      Because vampires are supposed to be pale generally in the European mythology?

    • @tmreb1
      @tmreb1 7 лет назад +109

      +w1q2e3r4t5 but it's not just the vampires that look super pale it's everybody

    • @w1q2e3r4t5
      @w1q2e3r4t5 7 лет назад +42

      AKchickenman
      I guess since it's a place where there's next to no sunshine and it's always overclouded so everyone has a significant vitamin c deficiency?

    • @doomitlade
      @doomitlade 7 лет назад +15

      Made by KKK

  • @randallbell8887
    @randallbell8887 4 года назад +16

    The kiss took longer to happen then the climactic ending of Paradise by the Dashboard Light.

  • @OscarMPG1
    @OscarMPG1 4 года назад +42

    Why does Bella's dad look like Randy Marsh from South Park?

  • @PoorStargazer
    @PoorStargazer 8 лет назад +103

    ¨I don´t like rain¨ - Bella
    ¨I don´t like sand.¨ - Anakin
    Romance?

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 6 лет назад +3

      Icebrand Music Well, at this point I'd say "go for it"! Cuz basically any other romance would be more interesting than Edward and Bella...

    • @dcap79
      @dcap79 4 года назад

      I'd buy THAT for a dollar!

    • @kieranstark7213
      @kieranstark7213 4 года назад

      I don’t like gravy. - Babs the Aardman chicken
      Quality?

  • @lala21607
    @lala21607 6 лет назад +403

    “When I was in school, nobody spoke to me and I had gone to school with them for twelve years.” Your wife is hilarious with her one liners.😂

  • @paynezerfaust4282
    @paynezerfaust4282 4 года назад +27

    Oh my goodness, this is the first time I've met Mrs. Stuckmanized! People can instantly see your love.

  • @Patrock17
    @Patrock17 5 лет назад +30

    The sparkles part still has me laughing my ass off.

  • @mmmhhm
    @mmmhhm 7 лет назад +74

    I read the book when it started to get steam amongst the general public. I got up to the point where Edward admitted he was a vampire, and Bella's initial reaction was- not disbelief, not skepticism, not thinking Edward was crazy or joking- but to accept it without question. And that's where I stopped.

  • @averagegamingvideos9763
    @averagegamingvideos9763 8 лет назад +177

    Please review the rest of the franchise with your wife!!! This was one of your best reviews in my opinion

  • @wondergirl9070
    @wondergirl9070 3 года назад +16

    "You're beautiful"
    I repeated that so many times and I still can't stop laughing. That is by far, the most cringe line ive ever heard.

  • @space_oscar8784
    @space_oscar8784 4 года назад +11

    Lol props to Chriss’ commitment to dead delivery “what must that be like?”

  • @yannaerts2327
    @yannaerts2327 7 лет назад +201

    -Would you agree that Twilight is a full-blown pop culture phenomenon?
    -Yes
    -Does that mean it's good?
    -No
    No truer words could have been spoken

  • @-NateTheGreat
    @-NateTheGreat 8 лет назад +670

    This movie sucks so bad your good camera ragequit 3 minutes in

  • @aceventurapetdetective1736
    @aceventurapetdetective1736 4 года назад +21

    If I didnt know the premise I would have thought she farted in class. With the fan blowing it towards him.

  • @SamJohnsonAZ
    @SamJohnsonAZ 2 года назад +12

    Me and my gf rewatched this because of this review and we were laughing all the way through. Great movie if you watch it from a comedy standpoint and have a few drinks

  • @TheLordMeh
    @TheLordMeh 7 лет назад +262

    'thank you for taking that sacrifice'
    'I don't know why I did it'...'oh puppy dog face, that why I did it I did it for him'
    WAY BETTER LOVE STORY THAN TWILIGHT :)

  • @shaelynfritzler7290
    @shaelynfritzler7290 7 лет назад +213

    okay but I don't think anyone hates Twilight as much as Robert Pattinson, he plays Edward. If you read interviews after the franchise ended, he bashes it endlessly, he like hates himself for being in it its hilariously sad

    • @gracekim25
      @gracekim25 6 лет назад +6

      Shaelyn Fritzler oh I can see why 😅

    • @misterwinkybluff5930
      @misterwinkybluff5930 6 лет назад +4

      Oh gawd his life must be sooo hard… 🙄

    • @KikiKagePro
      @KikiKagePro 5 лет назад +1

      I love that in one interview, (I think it was with Oprah maybe?) he relates Edward to an ax murderer because of how creepily stalkerish he was.

  • @estespimps
    @estespimps 4 года назад +3

    The cutest review ever!!!! So glad you found each other!!!!

  • @jen5487
    @jen5487 4 года назад +2

    I know this is an old video and I'm sure it's been said a million times, but your wife is adorable and y'all are adorable together. And I'm so jealous of how easily and well she pulls off the headscarf look. Y'all go together perfectly!❤

  • @AmaraJordanMusic
    @AmaraJordanMusic 6 лет назад +468

    This just goes to show that Anakin was Bella'a true love. I knew it all along; she really was looking for love in Alderaan places.

    • @llamasugar5478
      @llamasugar5478 4 года назад +5

      AmaraJordan 🤣🤣

    • @phoenixfire5046
      @phoenixfire5046 4 года назад +1

      Lololol

    • @juanarocha8629
      @juanarocha8629 4 года назад +3

      Anakin: I dont like sand it course and it gets everywhere.
      Bella: Really? I like sand
      Anakin: wut?
      Bella: yeah, I dont like the rain, any cold wet thing.... eegh
      Anakin: *surprised Pikachu facr*
      Bella *surprised Pikachu face*
      Both: 'Omg we are like to sides of the same coin'

    • @neilpeartspurplenose8739
      @neilpeartspurplenose8739 4 года назад +2

      Oh, You're a keeper!

    • @huwguyver4208
      @huwguyver4208 4 года назад +1

      She shoots... she scores!!!

  • @spookyname2419
    @spookyname2419 7 лет назад +517

    What does Stuckman mean? It means Japanese sword.

  • @rubeng370
    @rubeng370 4 года назад +102

    Your wife grade: A++

  • @mohamsoft
    @mohamsoft 4 года назад +5

    amazing dynamic. please do more reviews with your wife cz she really knows what she's talking about. great review by the way.

  • @Lilnashcola
    @Lilnashcola 6 лет назад +301

    Bella has no backstory outside of reading books because that way all the teen girls reading the book will relate to her. Reading is the only trait that the writers could guarantee the people READING a book would have so outside of that she is a boring blank slate swept into a world any young girl would want to be in.

    • @DbladeMedic
      @DbladeMedic 4 года назад +3

      @No you but ibthink he was just talkong about the movie on that part because that style does not work for film

    • @DbladeMedic
      @DbladeMedic 4 года назад +3

      @No you hmmm that makes sense. Im also biased since I have a prob with all movies based on books. They just dont work for me.

    • @FlorisDVijfde
      @FlorisDVijfde 4 года назад +1

      She is very boring but at the same time nobody at school dislikes this Mary Sue! And those Mary Sue traits gets worse, much worse a number of films later...

    • @chocolateking1143
      @chocolateking1143 4 года назад +10

      That’s pretty offensive to teen girls. It heavily implies they are dumb. How do they relate to someone so mindless LOL wtf...

    • @doxasophosmoros
      @doxasophosmoros 4 года назад +2

      Boring cringge unattractive woman Returns! And she's still doing her lame "clutch my man's face " "pUPPY DOGFACE" ewww manipulative crap....lame.. ur gf loves the film lol it's sad. Gee wonder why they divorced lol

  • @dorisbain9281
    @dorisbain9281 7 лет назад +1387

    he wife is super cute! do more reviews with her!

    • @nicolajboolsen1648
      @nicolajboolsen1648 6 лет назад +21

      English

    • @starhunter9085
      @starhunter9085 6 лет назад

      Doris Bain **the*

    • @christinamarie7844
      @christinamarie7844 6 лет назад +5

      I know so cute😍

    • @RaxiazRedux
      @RaxiazRedux 6 лет назад +9

      too late film geek
      :D

    • @trod146
      @trod146 5 лет назад +26

      Most guys won't have their girlfriend in videos because lonely greasy slob virgins write derogatory fucked up comments that make everyone uncomfortable...

  • @erichofmeister521
    @erichofmeister521 4 года назад +1

    As a big fan of Chris and this channel I gotta say it’s really heartwarming to see two intelligent, witty, nerdy, good human beings who are clearly madly in love with each other chop it up and have fun at the expense of this god awful movie. My girlfriend at the time whose sister, despite being really smart and an overall badass, had a guilty pleasure for the twilight movies. We went to the dollar theater with her to see it and certain scenes were just so bad we literally laughed out loud to the point of drawing scowling looks from the fourteen year old girls sitting around us! Props from Columbus down the way to both of you making this video together, may the force be with you.

  • @metalman4393
    @metalman4393 2 года назад

    I'm watching these again after a long time. Missed you man!

  • @fistbumpstudioz4548
    @fistbumpstudioz4548 8 лет назад +192

    These two were like....fabricated in a laboratory for each other.....

  • @PsychoticSmith
    @PsychoticSmith 8 лет назад +1044

    Review your wife.

  • @outcast935
    @outcast935 4 года назад +39

    Can't believe he's Batman now and how great he looks has Batman.

    • @thecompanioncube4211
      @thecompanioncube4211 3 года назад

      He looks more apt for a joker... but whatever

    • @muhammadshahmeerqureshi6150
      @muhammadshahmeerqureshi6150 3 года назад +4

      @@thecompanioncube4211 I get what you mean. As Bruce Wayne his look is slightly off but in the batsuit he is 🔥

    • @thefilmwatcher1302
      @thefilmwatcher1302 2 года назад +1

      The only two words he said in the entire trailer sold me on both Robert’s Batman and the movie itself. That’s how good he is.
      “I’m vengeance.”

  • @10ReasonsWhy
    @10ReasonsWhy 5 лет назад +18

    3:28 you know who talks like that, starts with an A and ends with a nakin Skywalker.

  • @TheCapelessCrusader
    @TheCapelessCrusader 7 лет назад +83

    I must say, the soundtrack for this movie is actually great. Paramore, Linkin Park and Muse all on the same soundtrack. Holy shit, my inner edgy teen is showing.

    • @annscott1926
      @annscott1926 6 лет назад +17

      LordJaeger6277 Why do so many bad movies have incredible soundtracks?

  • @BlargeMan
    @BlargeMan 7 лет назад +217

    Chris and Liz, I hope you can ignore all the horn dogs and pervs commenting here, it's the internet so it's where all the desperate and lonely people who are probably still virgins come to hang out. You're a great couple and Liz is beautiful.

    • @JRsoulreaper
      @JRsoulreaper 7 лет назад +23

      Her name is Sam

    • @stephanielawson6520
      @stephanielawson6520 7 лет назад +3

      Sam*

    • @gotchaman80
      @gotchaman80 7 лет назад +6

      Your here. Hey do you need a Reach Around?

    • @Peidro64
      @Peidro64 7 лет назад +15

      Really? Most of the comments on her are nice but not too weird. At least from what i see.

  • @MrPants432
    @MrPants432 4 года назад +11

    Lmao, when Robert Pattinson said "you can Google it", my Google assistant popped up

  • @bubbabear8136
    @bubbabear8136 3 года назад +17

    First date watching hotel Transylvania. A movie where a ginger dude falls in love with a pale girl who has dark hair... coincidence

  • @ThomasOfTheWarband
    @ThomasOfTheWarband 8 лет назад +125

    3:16 Wow. Twilight took the "I don't like Sand" line from episode 2.

    • @tomasmoreira1592
      @tomasmoreira1592 8 лет назад

      +tom bob I dont like it too, its coarse rough and irritating and it gets everywhere! (XD this line so wrong its amazing nb1 pickupline in a a galaxy far away)

    • @notribadthebooktheif5796
      @notribadthebooktheif5796 8 лет назад

      +Thompson mor hey. it worked for anakin.

    • @rossmumper9817
      @rossmumper9817 8 лет назад

      +notribad theBookTheif No it didn't.

    • @broman260
      @broman260 8 лет назад +1

      +tom bob if a movie takes pointers from the star wars prequels, you know it's bad.

    • @rossmumper9817
      @rossmumper9817 8 лет назад

      The Fumbo Muffin​​ The office of the Twilight author: "Hm. So let's do just what the prequels did. Shitty romance. Check. Bad characters. Check. Bad dialogue. Check. Good actors being poorly directed in the inevitable movie adaptation. Check. I need to publish this!"

  • @yasmineouchrif9475
    @yasmineouchrif9475 7 лет назад +389

    the thing is Kristen may seem horrible but really that's just how Bella is.

    • @francinejonesnz
      @francinejonesnz 7 лет назад +33

      Yasmine Ouchrif finally someone said it!

    • @gotchaman80
      @gotchaman80 7 лет назад +9

      This movie would have been Awesome if it was about Lesbian Vampires (the little whores).

    • @thegooseinator9614
      @thegooseinator9614 7 лет назад +58

      Yasmine Ouchrif all the actors have gone on record in official interviews about how awful they thought the movies were and how little they were trying XD

    • @wolfstar675
      @wolfstar675 7 лет назад +3

      gotchaman80
      There's a movie about lesbian vampires it's called "Vampire Lesbos"

    • @Tamaki742
      @Tamaki742 6 лет назад +19

      Bella is fucking nothing in the book. She's basically someone you're supposed to put yourself in her shoes. But fuck she's so fucking bland. And if I was her, if any guy said to me that they watch me in my sleep, nope. I'd run the fuck away. What the fuck. Police is gonna be called and that guy gets a restraining order.

  • @Coconutblvd
    @Coconutblvd Год назад +3

    This is such a fun vid. You guys are funny and insightful ❤

  • @floridamaddogg
    @floridamaddogg 4 года назад +4

    I got to say Chris. You are a lucky man. You have a popular RUclips channel and a beautiful wife. I'm happy for you! And here i thought being an Aerospace Engineer would lead to a nice and happy life, lol....i was wrong.

  • @dduval59
    @dduval59 8 лет назад +106

    Does Twilight take place in the Matrix? Why is everything blue?

    • @samdaley8484
      @samdaley8484 8 лет назад +11

      +dduval59 I've always assumed the lighting guy thought he was being artistic or something.

    • @yugoxgc
      @yugoxgc 8 лет назад

      Matrix is Green. Underworld is all blue. Both have Werewolves vs sth so I guess The director felt ripping the Look off a bit would fit

    • @samdaley8484
      @samdaley8484 8 лет назад

      +Ravi Singh Is his wife named Sam? lol, I wish I was married to Chris Stuckmann. Unfortunately I'm just sitting here with my dog commenting on RUclips videos.

    • @jamesblair2713
      @jamesblair2713 8 лет назад +2

      It takes place in Man Of Steel.

    • @marshapelo9830
      @marshapelo9830 8 лет назад

      it parallels the edward scissorhands universe.

  • @dbgamble7691
    @dbgamble7691 7 лет назад +170

    "The worlds slowest kiss"
    Me: it can't be *that* bad
    Edward and Bella: *kiss(?)*
    Me: oh no

    • @camendiv
      @camendiv 4 года назад

      Had I watched it, I would have been laughing my ass off in the theater. It's so awkward xD

  • @johnspecht72
    @johnspecht72 4 года назад +6

    You delivered the lines better than in the movie!

  • @user-se8qm7po4r
    @user-se8qm7po4r 3 года назад

    I just love you two!! You are both mesmerizing and adorable together!! Thank you for this experience!! Yes, I'm serious....2020 sucked. I need nostalgia..... You two gave me back a little of normalcy....thumbs up!!

  • @partymonster411
    @partymonster411 8 лет назад +150

    Kylo Ren is Jack Nicholson from The Shining in the background

  • @yubell1945
    @yubell1945 7 лет назад +233

    hayden CHRISTENson: "I don't like sand."
    CHRISTEN Stewart: "I don't like rain."
    ummm.....

    • @some_metalhead
      @some_metalhead 5 лет назад +1

      Vaylinn Her name is Kristen....nice try though

    • @abramsullivan7764
      @abramsullivan7764 5 лет назад

      @@some_metalhead Christian Kristen they both rym who cares.

  • @temikabutts79
    @temikabutts79 4 года назад

    Wow! I just discovered your channel a few hours ago and today is Valentine's Day! Hilarious! This is the type of content I was looking for.

  • @xxxprincessxxxjay7104
    @xxxprincessxxxjay7104 4 года назад

    have you done anymore twilight hilariocity reviews? if not, it would be fun to watch them. I really enjoyed watching you and your wife's takes on this x

  • @contactdaniel24
    @contactdaniel24 7 лет назад +172

    Hahaha Your wife is the coolest. Good for you! Love your videos

  • @mateenmissaghi
    @mateenmissaghi 8 лет назад +371

    Can you please review A Clockwork Orange?

    • @nickdow7020
      @nickdow7020 8 лет назад +2

      that's a good idea

    • @hunterdemers1988
      @hunterdemers1988 8 лет назад +38

      In his Q&A he said that he never wants to watch that movie again, not because it's bad, just because of what the movie was about and the content of the movie.

    • @thebestofthebest5724
      @thebestofthebest5724 8 лет назад

      +Hunter Demers really?

    • @hunterdemers1988
      @hunterdemers1988 8 лет назад +2

      the best of the best Yeah go watch it.

    • @stagelinedpro
      @stagelinedpro 8 лет назад +9

      +Mateen Missaghi He's talked about A Clockwork Orange. And he said its a good movie he never wants to watch again.

  • @catsthemovie4692
    @catsthemovie4692 5 лет назад +3

    Chris damn you are living my fantasy life. Reviewing movies with a great partner !

  • @missthreet
    @missthreet 4 года назад

    I'm here because The Lighthouse gets an A+ and Charlie's Angels is out this week. Really funny reviews and you guys are such soulmates I can't even

  • @skylancer-zer0205
    @skylancer-zer0205 7 лет назад +225

    Cyan...cyan filter everywhere...

    • @ionlymadethistoleavecoment1723
      @ionlymadethistoleavecoment1723 7 лет назад +7

      Eric Stearns and Snyder uses the Sepia filter

    • @SpeedWayDre
      @SpeedWayDre 7 лет назад +5

      Eric Stearns That sucks when it's your favorite color and its being racked over the coals.... Smh

    • @brayanargandonaflorentino548
      @brayanargandonaflorentino548 7 лет назад +2

      Eric Stearns same thing with Tim Burton using the Cyan/Gray filter in most of his recent movies from 1999 to present

  • @averageanimefan519
    @averageanimefan519 7 лет назад +44

    I feel for you Liz. I read the entire series out of curiosity and I felt dead inside too.

    • @gracekim25
      @gracekim25 6 лет назад +1

      AverageAnimeFan I regret buying the books because I will never get round to reading them or actually wanting to read them😅

  • @deanbobar4988
    @deanbobar4988 2 месяца назад

    This is great. More videos with your wife, please. She’s delightful and adds a lot to the conversation.

  • @samuelnepomuceno1612
    @samuelnepomuceno1612 3 года назад +4

    gotta be one of the most enjoyable reviews ever