Twilight doesn't make any sense...

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  • Опубликовано: 23 ноя 2024

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  • @lj7670
    @lj7670 5 лет назад +4159

    Bella: I know what you are
    Edward: say it
    Hagrid: *bursts in* yer a wizard Cedric

  • @MIAsuxdonkey
    @MIAsuxdonkey 4 года назад +4482

    Bro I have major respect for all the actors in these movies for being able to keep a straight face while filming this

    • @blackqweenmars
      @blackqweenmars 2 года назад +74

      Probably took many tries for them to film this with a straight face

    • @theartistinthebasement6647
      @theartistinthebasement6647 2 года назад +36

      If you think this is bad imagine Disney movies and por n
      Like SERIOUSLY

    • @itsAlwaysArri
      @itsAlwaysArri Год назад +12

      They are so strong for going through this 😂

    • @emilymeyers6069
      @emilymeyers6069 Год назад +7

      this is the skin of a killer bella 👹

  • @logans7001
    @logans7001 4 года назад +5163

    He's over 100 years old and picked up no social skills

    • @quendi5557
      @quendi5557 3 года назад +269

      What edward achieved in 100 years: I PlAy gOoD muSIc.

    • @lionessaart
      @lionessaart 3 года назад +141

      The most relatable thing about him 😂😂😂

    • @cassieeeeeeee515
      @cassieeeeeeee515 3 года назад +87

      Introvert mood

    • @SarahRavenclaw
      @SarahRavenclaw 3 года назад +60

      Maybe he just got like a lot of super old people and lost all filter. 😂

    • @Notjustanothergirl_101
      @Notjustanothergirl_101 3 года назад +13

      Omg true

  • @amberyadav3147
    @amberyadav3147 3 года назад +1445

    Edward: Say it.
    Bella: V-Vampire.
    Edward: What no I'm just emo what the actual hell Bella

    • @katherinevan
      @katherinevan 9 месяцев назад +16

      😅😂😅😂

    • @CrabtasticCrabs
      @CrabtasticCrabs 7 месяцев назад +8

      Lol

    • @SouvenTuduCODOH
      @SouvenTuduCODOH 6 месяцев назад +3

      😂

    • @sebbi3e
      @sebbi3e 3 месяца назад +16

      " i'm just an emo stalker, why must you insult me like this?"

  • @foliar_gidgee
    @foliar_gidgee 4 года назад +4018

    I feel like there is a lot of just awkward/heavy breathing in this movie

    • @carasunderland1896
      @carasunderland1896 4 года назад +159

      You know the movie's like 94.3% heavy breathing, gasping and thoughtful exhaling, right? 🤣

    • @CamiKitMorales
      @CamiKitMorales 4 года назад +45

      Also the person making this video took off a lot of background sounds so you only hear them breathing to make it more akward

    • @carasunderland1896
      @carasunderland1896 4 года назад +15

      @@CamiKitMorales That would make SO much sense!😂

    • @entertain7us148
      @entertain7us148 4 года назад +50

      i cannot handle kristen's awkward blinking and twitching and vibrating and huffing and puffing, i don't know where she got the idea that that's what acting is

    • @hessaa1712
      @hessaa1712 4 года назад +17

      they dont have good script to talk about so they just breathing -_-

  • @luckycaddy1860
    @luckycaddy1860 4 года назад +2251

    I am so uncomfortable with all the staring and heavy breathing

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 4 года назад +25

      Even Halloween's Michael Myers would think "This is a bit much Bella."

    • @arahmlee3932
      @arahmlee3932 4 года назад +3

      @@Xehanort10 u right ugh.

    • @clementiefreya
      @clementiefreya 4 года назад +20

      and she almost never closes her mouth stuck in this weird expression

    • @ryokohonda4619
      @ryokohonda4619 4 года назад +6

      And open mouth

    • @Mariam-qf2rt
      @Mariam-qf2rt 3 года назад +1

      @@clementiefreya yeah, I know right?

  • @user-kj9jv4dp6n
    @user-kj9jv4dp6n 4 года назад +6971

    I mean just imagine if Edward wasn't a vampire but yk like a normal weird kid or something.
    Bella : I know what you are... You're a vampire....
    Edward (Laughs awkwardly) : Hehe what ?

    • @serious_drama
      @serious_drama 4 года назад +53

      oh

    • @purplecatloverrandompizza
      @purplecatloverrandompizza 4 года назад +26

      @Luna Gamer6 omg lol

    • @erandithawojayakody6877
      @erandithawojayakody6877 4 года назад +21

      had the same thought here tho :D

    • @tamarakirby2373
      @tamarakirby2373 4 года назад +10

      Tampon

    • @andrewsutherland133
      @andrewsutherland133 4 года назад +81

      What if he was just like: uh, yeah. I'm a vampire.
      Just to romance her.
      But on another note, this reminded me of gravity falls when dipper thought Mabel's boyfriend was a vampire, which she got excited about until he confessed to actually being a bunch of gnomes

  • @taylor33tv54
    @taylor33tv54 3 года назад +936

    Edward: “So you enjoying the rain?”
    Bella: *seizures*

  • @bdporignl
    @bdporignl 5 лет назад +7347

    *i tried the Edward staring technique, she filed a restraining order...*

    • @sheenagray542
      @sheenagray542 5 лет назад +230

      Am so done 😂😂😂😂I can't , this comment is too much for me

    • @helunanova
      @helunanova 4 года назад +39

      @@sheenagray542 same😂😂😂😂

    • @budavara
      @budavara 4 года назад +92

      You tried stare.
      It wasn’t very effective...

    • @mrs.ackerman6313
      @mrs.ackerman6313 4 года назад +31

      Well just have to be otakus dude, I'm giving up on humanity hahahah

    • @dqpfjggisjgIdksorp
      @dqpfjggisjgIdksorp 4 года назад +25

      I read that as edward from fullmetal alchemist XD I was like: WHAT

  • @RosieRoan
    @RosieRoan 6 лет назад +5349

    Bella: "I know what you are..."
    Edward: "Say it. Out loud. Say it."
    Bella: "CEDRIC DIGGORY."

  • @adeleaslan8182
    @adeleaslan8182 4 года назад +3144

    The Cullen’s waste immortality... on HIGHSCHOOL?

    • @thewildcard600
      @thewildcard600 4 года назад +59

      need's a bit more blackjack and hookers

    • @harls_974
      @harls_974 4 года назад +208

      That's another thing I don't get, they complain SEVERAL times in the books about how much they hate highschool, and if they hate it that much, they can drop out and get a decent job...
      It ain't that hard 😬

    • @elleonagamingquest
      @elleonagamingquest 4 года назад +88

      That's something I wondered about the vampires in Vampire diaries, as well.
      Twilight explains it away by saying that it's easier for them to start as young as they could, so they can stay in one place longer. Which is why they start in high school.
      That is, of course, a lazy as fuck explanation; especially when you consider that the other Cullen "children" look at least 25 and could not ever pass as teenagers.

    • @hyperfixationcentral6200
      @hyperfixationcentral6200 4 года назад +46

      Cant they just pretended they're young looking 24 year olds?

    • @JC-kh7jn
      @JC-kh7jn 4 года назад +37

      @@elleonagamingquest exactly the only Cullen that looked like a teen was Alice, rest looked in their mid 20s even Bella tbh looks 21-22 yrs old

  • @kupkate04
    @kupkate04 3 года назад +588

    Bella: I know what you are.
    Edward: Say it.
    Bella: ...Vampire.
    Edward: *awkward laugh* wait what?
    Bella: You're a vampire.
    Edward: I think you're spending too much time on Wattpad, Bella.

  • @busanim
    @busanim 3 года назад +8538

    Bella: "I don't really like the rain. Any cold, wet thing..."
    Also Bella: falls in love with a vampire whose skin is ice-cold

    • @Night.sweetdreams
      @Night.sweetdreams 3 года назад +177

      All we need is some water... a bath maybe, rain would do, the ocean is also a strong choice

    • @seenamr6405
      @seenamr6405 3 года назад +157

      @@Night.sweetdreams i think the wetness will come on its own ;)

    • @megkrish7568
      @megkrish7568 3 года назад +94

      This has the same energy as I don't like sand...

    • @spambamkeija634
      @spambamkeija634 3 года назад +20

      @@megkrish7568
      Lmao

    • @spambamkeija634
      @spambamkeija634 3 года назад +25

      @@megkrish7568
      All products of bad writing

  • @lanam6020
    @lanam6020 4 года назад +3186

    This movie is a whole lot of staring, mumbling, and heavy breathing

    • @xivk1
      @xivk1 4 года назад +7

      @Paola Ramirez huh?!?! 🤣

    • @srialekhyananduri7036
      @srialekhyananduri7036 4 года назад +6

      Oh god 😅

    • @kingkb2566
      @kingkb2566 4 года назад +5

      THIS 😂

    • @xivk1
      @xivk1 4 года назад +3

      @Paola Ramirez omg yes LMAO

    • @jigolocana7492
      @jigolocana7492 4 года назад +3

      Well for many people starring doesn't work but for me it work 2 times but i got nothing I GOT NOTHING

  • @izzi1947
    @izzi1947 3 года назад +7569

    Imagine how awkward filming this movie was

    • @jubaxo
      @jubaxo 3 года назад +258

      I THINK ABOUT THIS ALL THE TIME AAAAAAAH

    • @Solitude1010
      @Solitude1010 3 года назад +393

      Cringe fest. This movie is literal fantasy of any random delusional 14 yo girl.
      Edit: apparently my generalisation was wrong, number of sensible teens is more than what I initially estimated. It's nice to see that.

    • @fatimafarrukh1763
      @fatimafarrukh1763 3 года назад +321

      @@Solitude1010 bruh Im 13 and I'd rather die than live through this

    • @Solitude1010
      @Solitude1010 3 года назад +145

      @@fatimafarrukh1763 lmao. I see, a cultured woman.

    • @no.5179
      @no.5179 3 года назад +101

      @@Solitude1010 as a 14yo gorl, I beg to differ

  • @extremelysleepyperson
    @extremelysleepyperson Год назад +213

    heres the thing: if you rearranged a few things and edward actually turned out to be insane, this would be a phenomenal horror movie

  • @AntoineBandele
    @AntoineBandele 6 лет назад +12110

    I literally forgot how bad the writing of this story was.
    Bella’s dad was a saving grace ... almost.

    • @maymunak.612
      @maymunak.612 6 лет назад +330

      Antoine Bandele he ALMOST made them bearable

    • @emmarellda181
      @emmarellda181 6 лет назад +403

      The Volturie were the only characters that i enjoyed. Even Rosalie was okay. She just roasted Bella a lot

    • @birdsofabone5127
      @birdsofabone5127 6 лет назад +467

      Every character that wasn't Bella or Edward were WAY more interesting.

    • @madderthanever
      @madderthanever 6 лет назад +398

      Seriously, though - Bella's dad: best character in the book AND the movies. Hands down.

    • @davidbarber9657
      @davidbarber9657 6 лет назад +15

      Love your channel

  • @mohanabaishanmugam487
    @mohanabaishanmugam487 3 года назад +13840

    “If Edward wasn’t a fictional character and was a real guy he would probably be an axe murderer “ - Robert Pattinson.

    • @tonillewalsh7796
      @tonillewalsh7796 3 года назад +159

      Lol

    • @kiloxoxo847
      @kiloxoxo847 3 года назад +77

      😂😂😂🤣

    • @aditii1698
      @aditii1698 3 года назад +724

      I honestly feel like rob is a really good actor but his role in twilight made him too insignificant in Hollywood I wish he got better roles and honestly I would have loved to see more of him as Cedric :(

    • @aditii1698
      @aditii1698 3 года назад +24

      @Dusty Natalie ik I really do hope so 😩

    • @bexysmexy
      @bexysmexy 3 года назад +79

      @@aditii1698 wait for batman

  • @sabrinaouenzar5339
    @sabrinaouenzar5339 4 года назад +4138

    This made me realize how Kristen Stewart sighs at EVERY. LINE. SHE SAYS

    • @quendi5557
      @quendi5557 3 года назад +77

      @@fearless-mk9rm All the respect to both of you for checking.

    • @b.1211
      @b.1211 3 года назад +39

      CinamaSins has a compilation at the end of their twilight video

    • @VT-sj1gn
      @VT-sj1gn 3 года назад +42

      **sigh** I know right **sigh**

    • @tdawgson
      @tdawgson 3 года назад +24

      That's the only emote the poor character has in the books, so perhaps she's suffering from PTSD from this series.

    • @jamesbombss5777
      @jamesbombss5777 3 года назад +61

      It’s actually a bad acting habit. I took acting classes in high school and for some reason, when you’re acting in front of a lot of people you tend to sigh before or after every line. It must be the nerves or something but it happens to EVERY new actor. It takes a lot to actually overcome this and be a good actor.

  • @unseenentity1908
    @unseenentity1908 2 года назад +509

    Bella’s facial expressions in this trilogy are literally so iconic

    • @AL-fl4jk
      @AL-fl4jk 2 года назад +26

      What facial expressions

    • @HECKproductions
      @HECKproductions 2 года назад +72

      expressions? pluarl? where is the second one?

    • @unseenentity1908
      @unseenentity1908 2 года назад +9

      @@HECKproductions LMFAOOO STOOOPPPP 😂😂😂😭😭😭

    • @TF2CrunchyFrog
      @TF2CrunchyFrog Год назад +3

      What Bella's facial expression??🤨

    • @loveladii69
      @loveladii69 Год назад +2

      ​@@HECKproductions plural I'm only correcting you because you got me off there for a moment

  • @ellah2411
    @ellah2411 4 года назад +3054

    Bella's dad is my favourite character in the whole series

  • @alixhudspeth4912
    @alixhudspeth4912 4 года назад +6898

    Turns out Robert Pattinson actually HATES himself as Edward... Yikes.

    • @demhoes911
      @demhoes911 4 года назад +58

      So did harry pitter

    • @finbar1899
      @finbar1899 4 года назад +588

      Mika Ritsu, actually Harry Potter (Daniel Radcliffe) said in an interview that being Harry Potter was one of the best things that ever happened to him..so i don’t know what your talking about..

    • @demhoes911
      @demhoes911 4 года назад +44

      @@finbar1899 he up and left an interview once about it look it up unless it was a joke

    • @eunicekilonzo3095
      @eunicekilonzo3095 4 года назад +13

      @@finbar1899 ikr

    • @notaccessible3741
      @notaccessible3741 4 года назад +343

      Edward as Edward hated himself in the books too.

  • @s-aga
    @s-aga 5 лет назад +5990

    bella: i know what you are...
    edward: say it. out loud.
    bella: PROBLEMATIC LMAO BYE

  • @TheMeta141
    @TheMeta141 Год назад +411

    really weird thing. the vampires in twilight are supposed to be SUPER pale, because obviously blood isn't flowing because they're dead. but somehow everyone is just as pale as the vampires. that cafeteria scene is probably the most blatant example.

    • @Iannaa_
      @Iannaa_ 10 месяцев назад +15

      i’m pretty sure it’s the filter on the videos.

    • @crystaleefyffe1230
      @crystaleefyffe1230 8 месяцев назад

      That's because Stephanie Meyers, the author, is a raging Mormon weirdo who was insistent that all her characters be leeched of color. Even adding Laurent, I think that was his name, the black vampire in books 1 and 2 became a chore because she wanted all her vamps to be translucent.

    • @CrabtasticCrabs
      @CrabtasticCrabs 7 месяцев назад +9

      Honestly I feel like sometimes dramatic action movies like that have people with pale skin. Like black widow’s death scene she looked pale before jumping.

    • @ianagulino6653
      @ianagulino6653 5 месяцев назад +16

      All 4 of the movies have some sort of cold shade filter on, Actually. I believe you can find clips of the movie with normal coloration here in RUclips, but it's basically like when they want to portrait Mexico in movies and everything looks yellow. This is commonly known as 'The Twilight filter' since the movies came out

    • @Rainy_days_1
      @Rainy_days_1 3 месяца назад +3

      Bella is even paler then all the vampires fr

  • @astrowolvez
    @astrowolvez 5 лет назад +2007

    It's weird how she says he's so pale when she's way more pale then him!

  • @caitlyn2597
    @caitlyn2597 6 лет назад +917

    I thought she said she *didn't like cold things*

    • @cherrypop4756
      @cherrypop4756 6 лет назад +53

      Wet, cold things that's the loophole my friend.

    • @desdes5622
      @desdes5622 6 лет назад +22

      I mean she kisses him so...

    • @devildavin
      @devildavin 6 лет назад +23

      think of it this way, you can be snuggled up all warm in a blanket and your pillow never gets warm, cool side all the time.

    • @peytongomer2305
      @peytongomer2305 6 лет назад +7

      But think about new moon at the end when Bella is in hospital and she says she likes Forks and wants to stay there. This shows the relationship development as at the beginning Bella did not like “cold, wet things” but by the second movie/book she loves Forks and even its miserable weather, hence also being a metaphor for Edward because at the beginning she hated him, yet by the second movie she loved him more than anything.

    • @goduzamaki4118
      @goduzamaki4118 6 лет назад +2

      @@peytongomer2305 👀

  • @artemiswolf4508
    @artemiswolf4508 6 лет назад +2132

    You know a lot of people just have cold hands, she’s lucky he’s a vampire otherwise that reaction would have been very rude.
    People can be self conscious about it.

    • @JamiePackmule1
      @JamiePackmule1 6 лет назад +146

      Artemis Wolf my friend actually doesn’t get very much circulation to her hands so her hands are freezing

    • @Lin-qw1qx
      @Lin-qw1qx 6 лет назад +74

      Artemis Wolf Mine are... I would’ve thrown her out of the car

    • @ivvie1452
      @ivvie1452 6 лет назад +119

      my hands are always freezing and I have felt the need to say sorry to so many people because they get shocked that my hands are ice cold in a 30 C summer

    • @li8789
      @li8789 6 лет назад +86

      Yep. As someone whose hands and feet are perpetually icy-cold, I agree that comments about it can be a bit irritating. Yes, they're cold. Correct. And what of it?

    • @Losshe
      @Losshe 6 лет назад +4

      Lmao

  • @drippycrab5954
    @drippycrab5954 Год назад +302

    "I'm the world's most dangerous predator"
    -Edward Cullen
    "I like watching you sleep"
    -Edward Cullen

  • @ameliaaa0606
    @ameliaaa0606 5 лет назад +6951

    25% staring awkwardly
    25% cheesy romantic lines
    50% heavy breathing

    • @t0jit0ucher
      @t0jit0ucher 5 лет назад +134

      Nerdalicious I think we should change that to 50% staring.

    • @ameliaaa0606
      @ameliaaa0606 5 лет назад +108

      Maybe, but this film is legit ASMR

    • @Jackiex3e
      @Jackiex3e 5 лет назад +29

      And this is why I like the movie. Yes I’m a creep weirdo

    • @roselittleaxe4652
      @roselittleaxe4652 5 лет назад +70

      100% weird twitching

    • @godgirl34599
      @godgirl34599 5 лет назад +13

      @@roselittleaxe4652 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @queerolinguito839
    @queerolinguito839 5 лет назад +13821

    Imagine how awkward it would be if Edward actually wasn't a vampire lmao

    • @aperson1805
      @aperson1805 5 лет назад +364

      Babygoat MSP plot twist lol

    • @tearstainsonmycheeks
      @tearstainsonmycheeks 5 лет назад +823

      That would have been a much more interesting movie

    • @queerolinguito839
      @queerolinguito839 5 лет назад +1606

      BELLA:" I know what you are.."
      EDWARD "Go ahead, say it."
      BELLA "You're a vampire..."
      EDWARD "What?!No, that's absurd! Vampires don't exist!
      BELLA "I read about it on the internet and everything matches about you-"
      EDWARD "Shake my head, people these days believing everything they see on the internet..

    • @axosrain4825
      @axosrain4825 5 лет назад +701

      The movie would be about her running from her creepy stalker lol

    • @lolopoggfk4748
      @lolopoggfk4748 5 лет назад +213

      @@tearstainsonmycheeks top ten anime plot twists

  • @yuki-pj5vv
    @yuki-pj5vv 6 лет назад +8832

    Who would waste all their immortality in high school? Certainly not ME

    • @justtrina3700
      @justtrina3700 6 лет назад +291

      Luna Frost hell no I wouldn’t go to fuckin school lol they don’t gotta birthday record at this point lol

    • @kyler.windhorst
      @kyler.windhorst 6 лет назад +239

      I mean... they’re immortal. Time is an infinite resource so they’re not wasting it.

    • @userasdf
      @userasdf 6 лет назад +331

      @@kyler.windhorst and for billionaires, money is a near infinite resources. Doesn't mean you'd spend thst money buying yourself torture devices for yourself.
      It's not about wasting time, it's about doing something that can't in any way be fun for eternity. And if he did find it fun to be in high school forever, he's gotta have some serious issues...

    • @Max_Le_Groom
      @Max_Le_Groom 6 лет назад +21

      Maybe college is worse.

    • @marianlarsen
      @marianlarsen 6 лет назад +88

      Luna Frost My guess is that one of the reasons they go to school is to «fit in». In a small town like that, I guess there would be a lot of questions if they didn’t. Plus they need those school records if they go to college to take another degree in something.

  • @elenac1100
    @elenac1100 3 года назад +405

    No one loathes this series more than the actors themselves.

    • @Ramboost007
      @Ramboost007 2 года назад +42

      I love how Anna Kendrick randomly remembered that she was on Twilight. She wasn't even on a cameo or anything, she was an important supporting character.

    • @Langley_Ackerman19
      @Langley_Ackerman19 Год назад +6

      Especially Rob 😂😂😂

    • @jaimereupert4247
      @jaimereupert4247 2 месяца назад +1

      Not true. I HATE these "movies". 🤮

  • @trafalgard.waterlaw5282
    @trafalgard.waterlaw5282 6 лет назад +1703

    Bella: I know what you are
    Edward: Say it
    Professor Snape: A glittery fairy princess

  • @clm3521
    @clm3521 5 лет назад +4720

    Kristen Stewart played Bella absolutely perfectly. She realized how dull Bella is, so she did amazing.

    • @tiffprendergast
      @tiffprendergast 5 лет назад +43

      Chey MacNiven yup

    • @noeldee9236
      @noeldee9236 5 лет назад +201

      Bella is annoyingly boring no personality

    • @AG-eh2vc
      @AG-eh2vc 5 лет назад +33

      @@noeldee9236 if you read the midnight sun partial draft.... You won't say that

    • @alyssarasmussen1723
      @alyssarasmussen1723 5 лет назад +9

      Hey same last name! Rasmussen club!

    • @gacha_floss7703
      @gacha_floss7703 5 лет назад +125

      She looked like she was going to throw up all through the film

  • @laural1227
    @laural1227 4 года назад +4807

    And every guy is in love with Bella right away. As if there's no other girls in the town at all

    • @jei3970
      @jei3970 3 года назад +224

      Rosalie >>>>>>>>

    • @yoda2495
      @yoda2495 3 года назад +36

      I wanna like this but 69 likes

    • @greatestgianni
      @greatestgianni 3 года назад +37

      @@yoda2495 I ruined it, I'm sorry my dear lord

    • @TheGodlyPineapple
      @TheGodlyPineapple 3 года назад +51

      @@greatestgianni you…. you….. MONSTER
      lol

    • @demhreyani3185
      @demhreyani3185 3 года назад +1

      SHUT UP NOT EVERYONE IS GAY

  • @sl4ttkuhu
    @sl4ttkuhu 2 года назад +304

    Literally the entire movie:
    Edward: 👁️👄👁️
    Bella: 👁️👄👁️

  • @mj03_
    @mj03_ 5 лет назад +2632

    "I like watching you sleep."
    Bruh. Is no one even slightly concerned?😂

    • @chulsoopasta
      @chulsoopasta 5 лет назад +16

      Chanyeol ❤

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 5 лет назад +68

      Everyone but Twilight's insane fangirls who think a guy creeping on women is OK as long as the creeper's good looking.

    • @graciekerr3137
      @graciekerr3137 4 года назад +4

      Foreal

    • @midanChaos
      @midanChaos 4 года назад +4

      I never even notice xD

    • @tildag.9809
      @tildag.9809 4 года назад +9

      Actually I was concerned. I thought that was very creepy like WhatTheHeck!

  • @tilly7543
    @tilly7543 4 года назад +5492

    Bella: “I hate everything that’s cold and wet.”
    Edward: *is cold and wet*
    Also Bella: *proceeds to fall in love with Edward*

    • @gaurav0883
      @gaurav0883 4 года назад +209

      He's wet?

    • @acebeaut
      @acebeaut 4 года назад +154

      w e t

    • @nadia1994ization
      @nadia1994ization 4 года назад +47

      GAURAV08 probably you never know 😂😂😂

    • @atsukosatomi8262
      @atsukosatomi8262 4 года назад +94

      GAURAV08 only bella would know if you know what I mean ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @shipperina2213
      @shipperina2213 4 года назад +54

      He is wet for her

  • @ChiaraTomassone
    @ChiaraTomassone 6 лет назад +502

    I’m just so sorry for Robert Pattinson, he really hated doing those movies and they still haunt him back

    • @LeonGun8
      @LeonGun8 6 лет назад +17

      Sure he can thank them for his fame,but that fame alsomeans that everyone knows him as the guy from Twilight. He's not remembered as Robert Pattison, the actor. He's remembered as the glittering stalking vampire from Twilight.

    • @camisbaked
      @camisbaked 6 лет назад +2

      Chiara Tomassone 😂 ikr ,I love Robert but like poor him

    • @shesus1986
      @shesus1986 6 лет назад +8

      I'm pretty thankful, hearing him trash twilight and point out it's inconsistencies is gold

    • @91clarie
      @91clarie 6 лет назад +2

      Booh hoo maybe he can wipe his tears with all the money he made

    • @g.chatterjee2296
      @g.chatterjee2296 6 лет назад +1

      He really should have read the fucking books before saying yes to the franchise then. Whining does not do anyone any good. But then where he comes from everyone whines about everything. From Scotland to Brexit to losing the colonies to Americans destroying their pureblood language to their non existent weather , NHS. So...

  • @hillhouseproductions
    @hillhouseproductions Год назад +430

    My theory is that the reason Edward can’t read Bella’s mind is because there’s nothing to read. There’s a light on in the kitchen, but there ain’t nobody home.

    • @Tekriri
      @Tekriri 9 месяцев назад +26

      Dayum

    • @vcdgamer
      @vcdgamer 6 месяцев назад +40

      That makes sense, given how many red flags she blatantly missed.😂

    • @keishirarobison6778
      @keishirarobison6778 3 месяца назад

      LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @frogsayspeace332
      @frogsayspeace332 3 месяца назад +2

      It’s because she’s a shield. Other peoples talents also don’t work on her.

    • @hillhouseproductions
      @hillhouseproductions 3 месяца назад +7

      @@frogsayspeace332 Yes, and she had that ability before becoming a vampire…for some reason.

  • @definitelyhooman7939
    @definitelyhooman7939 4 года назад +3221

    Everyone gives Robert Pattinson so much flack for this movie, but he's doing the best he can with the material he's working with. He's proven to be a really talented actor when paired with a good script and competent dialogue, and it saddens me when people right him off just because of one performance. Dude literally despises Edward, give him a break.

    • @askformore9293
      @askformore9293 4 года назад +200

      BehindTheScenes His acting is not even THAT bad. Kristen Stewart on the other hand...

    • @reva1204
      @reva1204 4 года назад +24

      Exactly

    • @random_demon_alex
      @random_demon_alex 4 года назад +19

      I agree

    • @ussishkingang7194
      @ussishkingang7194 4 года назад +37

      Oh stop everybody adores him now as an actor
      Don't act like he's underrated

    • @JaneDoeValentine
      @JaneDoeValentine 4 года назад +241

      @@askformore9293 actually, Kristen Stewert played the character exactly how she was written. The reason she had her mouth open was because the character was described doing that a lot in the book. Like, she really was amazing at playing Bella. Unfortunately, the character itself was so shitty.

  • @yourname2724
    @yourname2724 5 лет назад +2436

    When Edward walks in...
    Everyone else: "That's Edward Cullen. Gorgeous."
    Bella: "wtf are you talking about? That's Cedric Diggory."

    • @jeffs_r_us7166
      @jeffs_r_us7166 5 лет назад +11

      I would like your comment but it has 69 likes

    • @zeianairediamond6863
      @zeianairediamond6863 5 лет назад +13

      I would like your comment but it has 169 likes

    • @yourname2724
      @yourname2724 5 лет назад +1

      Zeianaire Diamond ha lol

    • @crazyfusion549
      @crazyfusion549 5 лет назад +1

      😂

    • @phoenixunder9169
      @phoenixunder9169 5 лет назад +6

      people like "i would like your comment but it has # likes"
      now I'm confused you cant like
      it if it has a certain number
      of likes?

  • @buttercup7327
    @buttercup7327 4 года назад +4881

    _Everyone_ : hates kristen for bad acting
    _Script_ _and_ _Director_ : phew im glad we're safe

    • @goobertron9099
      @goobertron9099 4 года назад +58

      OH NOO-

    • @LSG101097
      @LSG101097 4 года назад +260

      Actually I've read the books and movie is twice better. So they did a really good job adaptating book. And Kristen plays 100% Bella how she was written.
      If movie was made for 13-years-old it doesn't make it bad. It makes it just a movie for 13-years-old.

    • @thalmoragent9344
      @thalmoragent9344 4 года назад +58

      @@LSG101097
      Well from what I hear, her relationship (overall friendship) with Jacob is far better in the books than in the movies. Is this true?

    • @sthirukk
      @sthirukk 4 года назад +101

      @@thalmoragent9344 oh no. Jacob forcibly kisses her in the book. And Bella trying to push him off breaks her hand. I could be getting the details wrong since its been years since I read it.

    • @elenn_t689
      @elenn_t689 4 года назад +3

      sivakumar thevar You’re right!

  • @Sylentmana
    @Sylentmana Год назад +62

    Robert Pattinson is actually a pretty good actor. He was in a movie called The Lighthouse that was actually a documentary on what its like to live with Willem Dafoe.

  • @melindabaranyinekovacs5461
    @melindabaranyinekovacs5461 5 лет назад +1471

    Edward: Stay away from me!
    Edward during the whole movie: *Stalking Bella an popping up randomly in her life (literally, bedroom, too)!!!*

  • @someoneyoumightremember6630
    @someoneyoumightremember6630 4 года назад +3496

    Is anyone gonna talk about how the entire movie has this weird, kinda gross, green haze? It’s like algae or biofilm sprouted on the camera lens and nobody cared to clean it up.

    • @jenniferlyberth9347
      @jenniferlyberth9347 4 года назад +372

      It’s supposed to make it look cold. Like when the lights are dimmed it’s something romantic or whatever. The cold represents the whole “vampire/no soul” theme. Not saying it’s good just that it’s there

    • @horatio1547
      @horatio1547 4 года назад +228

      @@jenniferlyberth9347 i hated it, especially simce Bella and Edward's skins are so pale, it made them look sick and ugly the whole movie

    • @kkeomchizz
      @kkeomchizz 4 года назад +71

      Yes i can't watch the movie because the scenes look sickening(?) its very greenish and i don't like it it looks dead

    • @adeeasrauf1710
      @adeeasrauf1710 4 года назад +69

      It's in the book. Since Forks is a really rainy place There's green stuff covering up practically everything (acc to the book)

    • @someoneyoumightremember6630
      @someoneyoumightremember6630 4 года назад +41

      @@adeeasrauf1710 damn so it really was biofilm everywhere. The whole town is a safety hazard then.

  • @paarthm9681
    @paarthm9681 6 лет назад +17133

    You know why Edward can't read Bella's mind....
    Because it's empty

  • @jinorasilliw2771
    @jinorasilliw2771 2 года назад +184

    In Biology we had a sub, who also happened to be the guidance counselor, and she put on twilight and had us write down all the toxic relationships in it.
    We spent an entire class just roasting the absolute crap out of it😂

    • @helenoaklin1982
      @helenoaklin1982 Год назад +15

      Sounds like fun 😁

    • @jinorasilliw2771
      @jinorasilliw2771 Год назад +10

      @@ts41097 It doesn’t. She was a last minute sub and she just didn’t know enough about biology so she improvised.

    • @lemieux-z8933
      @lemieux-z8933 Год назад

      @@jinorasilliw2771 Anything to keep a job

    • @jeromevaleska2014
      @jeromevaleska2014 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@jinorasilliw2771And? Still sounds fun. If it wasn’t that’s fair enough, but to us it does sound fun.

  • @thatchersandifer7211
    @thatchersandifer7211 5 лет назад +2501

    Bella: I know who you are...
    Edward: Say it.
    Bella: BATMAAAAAAAAAAN!

  • @lindasindelarova6988
    @lindasindelarova6988 5 лет назад +3727

    Wait so vampires don't have blood right? So does that mean Bella won't get her period ever again? Damn I'm jealous

  • @Cupcake101rocks
    @Cupcake101rocks 5 лет назад +19298

    Everyone hates on Kirsten Stewart for her bad acting but really Bella as a character just doesn’t know how to be a functioning human

    • @LLWW
      @LLWW 5 лет назад +1147

      Lies book bella is 1 million times better. Kristen acts like she doesnt have a brain in the movie

    • @jasperdragon7777
      @jasperdragon7777 5 лет назад +576

      See snow whites Huntsmen Kirsten Stewart is great in that movie I loved it.

    • @bunniipoppp
      @bunniipoppp 5 лет назад +555

      Nah she just has a dry performance in all of the movies

    • @angrysquirrel8816
      @angrysquirrel8816 5 лет назад +772

      @@LLWWYeah in the book Bella actually has some type of character. In the movie she looks like she's having an aneurism or something.

    • @joshuasantana685
      @joshuasantana685 5 лет назад +440

      Kristen Stewart can be a good actress if given the right direction.
      See “The Runaways”
      She’s a good Joan Jett

  • @jenniferrivera8421
    @jenniferrivera8421 3 года назад +75

    7:11
    “I know what you are”
    “Say it”
    A tampon

  • @lucasrichness929
    @lucasrichness929 3 года назад +5663

    117 year old vampire can’t come up with a single good lie for how he stopped the van😂😂😂

    • @JTKing7174
      @JTKing7174 3 года назад +34

      😂

    • @lexiharon9088
      @lexiharon9088 3 года назад +160

      Exactly, that's the dumbest thing ever

    • @34.143
      @34.143 3 года назад +96

      didn’t he say he was 109 years old? but he got turned into a vampire at 17 and that’s why he’s always 17

    • @tessadelafuente9318
      @tessadelafuente9318 3 года назад +60

      Oh you know these buses and their squishy metal!

    • @tdawgson
      @tdawgson 3 года назад +74

      Maybe that's why he stays in school. He's trying to learn how to creatively lie, a la homework excuses.

  • @sophieschroer42
    @sophieschroer42 5 лет назад +1744

    for people who are trying to keep the fact that they're vampires a secret, they aren't doing a great job at hiding it.

    • @DustinBarlow8P
      @DustinBarlow8P 4 года назад +40

      DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND!!!!!!

    • @Whatingodsname
      @Whatingodsname 4 года назад +15

      @@DustinBarlow8P w-what? are you really that desperate how pathetic can you be?

    • @Twix44
      @Twix44 4 года назад +7

      @@Whatingodsname 😂

    • @sophieschroer42
      @sophieschroer42 4 года назад +2

      Teto Lily ikr...

    • @briamartin1408
      @briamartin1408 4 года назад +40

      Yeah like you stay away from everyone, your siblings are...dating? And you leave school for weeks. Suuuuch a good coverrrrrr. 🤨🧐

  • @fandommisfit
    @fandommisfit 3 года назад +4934

    Edward: "you enjoying the rain?"
    Bella: *asthma attack*

  • @haileyharrison303
    @haileyharrison303 3 года назад +47

    if there’s one thing I learned from twilight it’s that if you ever feel like someone is watching you sleep it’s probably a 108 year or stuck in a 17 year old body

  • @MonadRimsire
    @MonadRimsire 6 лет назад +2957

    It's like... Everyone *except* the main characters are interesting. Imagine the story was about Bella's dad who discovers his best friend was a werewolf and the town doctor was a vampire. Similar story, but with no Edward/Bella romance. It would be SO much better.

    • @anthares96
      @anthares96 6 лет назад +545

      and as a chief of police he could try to get behind the vampire murders, only to realize his daughter is directly implicated with one of them and needs to save her before it's too late
      this franchise could have been good

    • @memrioxox
      @memrioxox 6 лет назад +22

      Yes!!!

    • @BottledMe
      @BottledMe 6 лет назад +59

      Something along those lines is part of the plot of the first few seasons of The Vampire Diaries, with Sheriff Forbes and her daughter Caroline

    • @samanthat575
      @samanthat575 6 лет назад +110

      Honestly even if it had been about Alice and Jasper it might’ve been better

    • @camgeorge6222
      @camgeorge6222 6 лет назад +29

      @@anthares96 HOLY CRAP that sounds like a story i would watch and the cheif should find a way to kill them cause their danngerous

  • @mackenzieking2994
    @mackenzieking2994 5 лет назад +1638

    The moment I hear “I watch you sleep” a restraining order would be flying out of my hands like confetti

    • @cheshireket3132
      @cheshireket3132 5 лет назад +9

      Yeppp

    • @rosemaryvalenzuela5032
      @rosemaryvalenzuela5032 5 лет назад +34

      Put your self in her shoes imagine some creepy 200000 year old pale guy that pretends to be 17 and stalks you and also tells you he wants to kill you and drink your blood and can read minds like who wouldn’t get pregnant With his child

    • @anita_loves_apples765
      @anita_loves_apples765 5 лет назад +4

      @@rosemaryvalenzuela5032 Definitely me

    • @commentcopbadge6665
      @commentcopbadge6665 5 лет назад +4

      Rosemary Valenzuela
      Actually, he's around 100 years old. Give or take a decade or so.

    • @robynsbored
      @robynsbored 4 года назад +9

      *You get a restraining order, you get more restraining orders, EDWARD GETS RESTRAINING ORDERS!!!*

  • @leeuhh3581
    @leeuhh3581 5 лет назад +17178

    What if Bella was on her period so that’s why Edward fell in love with her

  • @CEAsfg
    @CEAsfg Год назад +70

    I didn’t know Bella attended Wattpad high

  • @anshikabhardwaj1734
    @anshikabhardwaj1734 5 лет назад +2096

    This movie is a breathing asmr..... Talk normally already

  • @dusty_rxses6039
    @dusty_rxses6039 5 лет назад +3245

    Bella: “I know what you are.”
    Edward: “Say it. Out loud, say it.
    Bella: “Hufflepuff.”
    Edward: “........”

    • @pbgay5181
      @pbgay5181 5 лет назад +58

      teela s, A Harry Potter house

    • @liamii5603
      @liamii5603 5 лет назад +43

      teela s *GASP* WHAT?

    • @dusty_rxses6039
      @dusty_rxses6039 5 лет назад +15

      teela s *WHAT?!?!?!*

    • @brookerafferty162
      @brookerafferty162 5 лет назад +12

      I agree...... no one likes a damn hufflepuff. They are great at finding stuff

    • @sultanzaid4040
      @sultanzaid4040 5 лет назад +3

      @@quack_head_ tis xact same line was a harry potter meme

  • @deadpandiane3153
    @deadpandiane3153 6 лет назад +12755

    Bella: I know what you are, you’re thin, white, and soak up blood.
    Edward: Say it.
    Bella: ......a tampon
    Edward: *DeAtH gLaRe*
    Sorry not sorry

    • @MeetTheALFFam
      @MeetTheALFFam 6 лет назад +333

      This comment was better than the video

    • @kiramae8166
      @kiramae8166 6 лет назад +42

      😂 😂

    • @maansigautam
      @maansigautam 6 лет назад +33

      hahaha! :D

    • @Rainbow_Butterfly
      @Rainbow_Butterfly 6 лет назад +82

      I had no idea where that was going, and I loved it 😂

    • @kwgkiwi1661
      @kwgkiwi1661 6 лет назад +115

      *choking on soda*
      *sees comment*
      *choking intensifies*

  • @marypereira6160
    @marypereira6160 Год назад +48

    just want to mention, in the books edward was supposed to hate bella in the books for a long time. he was supposed to look angry when he was staring at bella in the cafe. edward said in the books that bella was like his own demon summoned from his own personal hell. all because she smelled like strawberrys😭

    • @jsjadhdnsxodjwfdjdbvg
      @jsjadhdnsxodjwfdjdbvg 9 месяцев назад +1

      "All because she smelled like strawberries".
      Like I understand you're trying to criticise, but why are you straight up lying? Get a life

  • @ayzen5845
    @ayzen5845 6 лет назад +1268

    *Most dangerous predator* is a sparkling fairy.
    You know its a bad movie if one of the main actor hates it.......
    Heck, the actor of Edward HATES Twilight, and thats tellin you something.

    • @wolfieisapup9989
      @wolfieisapup9989 6 лет назад +12

      OMG 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @sarina3607
      @sarina3607 6 лет назад +50

      Doesn’t Kristen Stewart hate it too?

    • @_yellow
      @_yellow 6 лет назад +23

      I don't blame him

    • @poisondamage2182
      @poisondamage2182 6 лет назад +68

      @@sarina3607 probably... i mean she looks like shes on depressants or painkillers or whatever throught the whole movie.

    • @kbwaterbug29
      @kbwaterbug29 6 лет назад +61

      Pretty sure they all hate twilight actually

  • @Moonstar79
    @Moonstar79 4 года назад +4605

    *Twilight editors when debating how to tint the screen:* I'm blue ba da dee

    • @kayleighhoban6094
      @kayleighhoban6094 3 года назад +82

      Im blue da da dee da da da dee da da doo

    • @coderbunny5653
      @coderbunny5653 3 года назад +7

      LOL

    • @nachonora
      @nachonora 3 года назад +92

      And everyone is so incredibly white

    • @pho_is_not_interesting
      @pho_is_not_interesting 3 года назад +96

      It's not even blue it's like this incredibly gag inducing turquoise I'd see in my fever dreams after spending 3 weeks in the sewer

    • @nachonora
      @nachonora 3 года назад +11

      @@pho_is_not_interesting this.

  • @plutossky7534
    @plutossky7534 5 лет назад +1742

    Why is everyone so pale this ain’t no Tim Burton film

    • @janayahlaurelle9441
      @janayahlaurelle9441 5 лет назад +69

      They live in the most coldest cloudiest place in the continental state.

    • @tiffprendergast
      @tiffprendergast 5 лет назад +3

      Janayah Laurelle yup

    • @toutamatsudaswife999
      @toutamatsudaswife999 5 лет назад +9

      @@janayahlaurelle9441 finally someone who understands 😂

    • @lucidmoth1023
      @lucidmoth1023 5 лет назад +8

      Tim Burton probably would've done a better job.

    • @lunaeticinks9143
      @lunaeticinks9143 5 лет назад +7

      Come and live in Washington for a few months, you'll understand 😂

  • @rheverend
    @rheverend 2 года назад +15

    He kept initiating contact with her just to tell her to stay away from him

  • @Nell-r0se
    @Nell-r0se 6 лет назад +2094

    "I don't like rain, i don't like any...cold, wet thing"
    "i don't like sand, it's rough and coarse, and it gets everywhere"
    why do shitty writers do this?

    • @jessequick325
      @jessequick325 6 лет назад +91

      When I was 8 I wrote better

    • @bobuscesar2534
      @bobuscesar2534 6 лет назад +66

      This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!!!

    • @v-mouse
      @v-mouse 6 лет назад +28

      Did she discribed him or is it just me?

    • @supercode2825
      @supercode2825 6 лет назад +45

      Can you imagine if those two characters had dated? The horror!

    • @_Y875
      @_Y875 6 лет назад +77

      Phobos Maelstrom i’m fucking crying , someone stick Anakin and Bella on a beach during autumn when it’s raining it’ll be equally hellish for them both

  • @amazaharally5963
    @amazaharally5963 6 лет назад +2916

    Cedric

    • @ranthetrashcan
      @ranthetrashcan 6 лет назад +205

      Diggory

    • @frianne
      @frianne 6 лет назад +189

      Of Hufflepuff house

    • @girlsclub8078
      @girlsclub8078 6 лет назад +32

      😭😭

    • @theamazingenny
      @theamazingenny 6 лет назад +57

      Hufflepuff all the way!👍🏼

    • @naramorphe
      @naramorphe 6 лет назад +31

      At first I thought it was Harry Potter and not twilight lmao

  • @skubydubydu
    @skubydubydu 5 лет назад +1578

    Bella: "I know what you are."
    Edward: "Say it. Out loud. Say it."
    Bella: "A wizard."

    • @0304-s1h
      @0304-s1h 5 лет назад +35

      She may have seen him in HP😂😂

    • @pianorelaxing8330
      @pianorelaxing8330 5 лет назад +40

      CEDRIC😭

    • @sanam.soltani7434
      @sanam.soltani7434 5 лет назад +4

      Merlin?

    • @DEATHFIFR190
      @DEATHFIFR190 5 лет назад +29

      Edward: "no the wizarding protection program lied I'm not safe here you're working for him for you know who aren't you"
      Bella: "you know who? Whats his name"
      Edward: "no I won't do it I won't fall for your tricks

    • @sanam.soltani7434
      @sanam.soltani7434 5 лет назад +2

      @@DEATHFIFR190 OMG YES

  • @EllaTheTroubleClef
    @EllaTheTroubleClef Год назад +17

    The funny thing about this story is that you can read the books, which give you infinitely more information, and you can still not understand the power dynamic here. Or how this is a healthy relationship that ends in them getting married?

  • @taniabobbili7591
    @taniabobbili7591 3 года назад +3443

    My school just used Twilight to teach us the definition of an unhealthy relationship

    • @Isabelle-Cassels
      @Isabelle-Cassels 3 года назад +134

      If my school did that I would run out the classroom and not come back.

    • @King_of_Gamers2099
      @King_of_Gamers2099 3 года назад +107

      And they schools don’t teach you anything special

    • @bxby_baone8723
      @bxby_baone8723 3 года назад +14

      And I oop

    • @pancakeboi6797
      @pancakeboi6797 2 года назад +47

      It’s not too far fetched.

    • @calamedisgaunt916
      @calamedisgaunt916 2 года назад +46

      Twilight? try fifty shades of gray num nuts.

  • @florzinhaasmatica3667
    @florzinhaasmatica3667 4 года назад +2729

    Bella: I know what you are
    Edward: Say it!
    Bella: BATMAN!!

    • @Mr88karats
      @Mr88karats 3 года назад +38

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @HiHello-cw9vc
      @HiHello-cw9vc 3 года назад +72

      You know what, close enough

    • @TheGodlyPineapple
      @TheGodlyPineapple 3 года назад +23

      That feels like something that HISHE would do

    • @sonja8290
      @sonja8290 3 года назад +13

      @@TheGodlyPineapple omg yes I was thinking about it lmao

    • @NankitaBR
      @NankitaBR 3 года назад +32

      Edward with a forced coarse voice: I'm batman 🦇

  • @faithbrosier7516
    @faithbrosier7516 6 лет назад +374

    *”Are you enjoying the rain?” “No. I don’t really like the rain.”*
    Top Ten Conversation Starters

  • @mask938
    @mask938 3 года назад +23

    My mom read the Twilight novels (though I don't know if she watched the movies). She said that she prefers Jacob over Edward in terms of appearance. I'm inclined to agree with her.

  • @emyllyblakbyrd8925
    @emyllyblakbyrd8925 5 лет назад +471

    "I'm the worlds most dangerous predator.... A sparkly fairy princess."
    Yes, that makes sense Eddie boy.

    • @emyllyblakbyrd8925
      @emyllyblakbyrd8925 5 лет назад

      @@just_another_editor2956 Why does that make sense? Or why does that make him dangerous?

  • @greenisbest6441
    @greenisbest6441 6 лет назад +781

    Honestly I don’t like Bella she seems quite underdeveloped as a character in general and the only thing that really makes her special is the fact that she has a sparkly boyfriend. but the backstories for the Cullen’s would have made a great story. Like Alice as a physic in the early 1900s or Carlisle’s hard struggle to master the urges of being a vampire enough to practice medicine. No hate but Bella would in my opinion have made a better background character.

    • @Lollovovisossa7
      @Lollovovisossa7 6 лет назад +76

      Yeep this is why im so sad the book from edwards pov got cancelled, he would have been a much more interesting main character. Bella is an empty shell for the reader to project on

    • @RyuPendragon
      @RyuPendragon 6 лет назад +35

      Yeah, I read the excerpt of that book. 50x more interesting than the entire series. Edward actually seemed more likeable and we got more insight on the other characters; not just from their actions, but also from Edward's mind reading. The official guide was also more interesting because she did more world building.

    • @RyuPendragon
      @RyuPendragon 6 лет назад +7

      @Kami Keil Wish we had more focus on them. Marcus never did find out that Aro killed his own sister because her and Marcus were going to leave. We also never saw what would happen if Chelsea (you know, the vampire who cam force everyone's loyalty) died. Personally, I'd like to see how many of them are actually loyal to the Vulturi. And I'd like to watch that fight with a bucket of popcorn.

    • @rachaellouwhite917
      @rachaellouwhite917 6 лет назад

      Reese Farnham pph

    • @Greendalewitch
      @Greendalewitch 6 лет назад +23

      According to the Twilight Saga Wiki, Alice was born to a father who killed her mother and when Aliece had a vision of him trying to kill her, he had committed to mental institution where she was electrocuted and though she is now vampire, she sometimes thinks about her sister who is long since dead, and her niece who still lives in Brixol and WHY ARENT WE WATCHING THIS STORY? There are things like this which makes me even more furious than when I watched the movie. Alice is a way more interesting character than Bella. She has the ability to see the future and seems to love her family, and has to deal with those two shitbags (Edward and Bella) who fuck things up for everyone else.

  • @georgiem4065
    @georgiem4065 5 лет назад +4300

    That awkward moment when you realise that Edward would be able to smell bella's periods
    Omg thanks for the likes and to everyone saying that period blood is different I know but he still has heightened senses

    • @helenjfu
      @helenjfu 5 лет назад +146

      omg i'm dead

    • @kai-xt7vb
      @kai-xt7vb 5 лет назад +63

      I was thinking the same thing!!

    • @lizfoster7986
      @lizfoster7986 5 лет назад +33

      Omgbitch i-

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 5 лет назад +26

      Well, he earned his crimson wings, amirite?

    • @gabrielcorpancho2247
      @gabrielcorpancho2247 5 лет назад +40

      Well he's not alone try sitting next to some of my peers on a hot dry summer. YUCK

  • @SpoopyEra
    @SpoopyEra 7 месяцев назад +7

    Half of the movie, Bella 👁👄👁
    Other Half of the Movie,Bella:👁🫦👁

  • @dianadominguez3236
    @dianadominguez3236 4 года назад +1355

    I notice he didn’t say anything about the baseball scene because it’s a cinematic masterpiece that nothing can be said against

    • @ModernLady
      @ModernLady 3 года назад +118

      I agree. That scene makes it worth it!

    • @quendi5557
      @quendi5557 3 года назад +150

      Best thing in the entire movie. The only reason you should ever watch it.

    • @yoda2495
      @yoda2495 3 года назад +31

      @@quendi5557 that's the only scene i remember

    • @avagasca4863
      @avagasca4863 3 года назад +16

      It’s my favorite scene of the whole movie !!!

    • @davidshillaker7578
      @davidshillaker7578 2 года назад +5

      I actually liked that scene. Best part of the franchise

  • @junelaananke7138
    @junelaananke7138 6 лет назад +823

    "My wife has body lotion that does the same thing"
    This quote shall be preserved in the wholesome archives today in 2018.

  • @readreven5604
    @readreven5604 5 лет назад +976

    no one hates twillight more than cedric himself.

    • @rosinecarail2420
      @rosinecarail2420 5 лет назад +46

      Ya mean Robert, Cedric is dead

    • @aves3926
      @aves3926 5 лет назад +4

      r e a hahahahah yesssss

    • @escaramujo
      @escaramujo 5 лет назад +30

      Cedric soul was sucked into 1910 instead of dying. Then all that shit happened...

    • @diannedny
      @diannedny 5 лет назад +1

      r e a lol yeah.

    • @lizharris8317
      @lizharris8317 5 лет назад

      But Cedric was awesome

  • @Gerald22222
    @Gerald22222 Год назад +16

    Bella “how did you stop that van “
    Edward “ because I’m bat man.. I mean vampire yeah I’m a vampire

  • @Itswoolyhandmade
    @Itswoolyhandmade 5 лет назад +455

    So when bella touched Edward evertime she was basically touching/hugging ice

    • @yamaguchi6628
      @yamaguchi6628 5 лет назад +43

      Does this mean that Bella is Elsa

    • @ebens.8102
      @ebens.8102 5 лет назад +3

      Slytherin Queen 😂

    • @kat465k3
      @kat465k3 5 лет назад +20

      Slytherin Queen The cold never bothered her anyway

    • @Itswoolyhandmade
      @Itswoolyhandmade 5 лет назад +3

      @@kat465k3 hahaha

    • @KoishiteAkuma90
      @KoishiteAkuma90 5 лет назад +12

      @@yamaguchi6628 Didn't she say, at the beginning, that she doesn't like COLD wet stuff?

  • @Jesse80085
    @Jesse80085 5 лет назад +397

    I like that he describes Edward as "discovered hair pomade like, a day ago."

  • @niamhmoll1167
    @niamhmoll1167 6 лет назад +468

    Why does Bella also look like a Vampire throughout this entire movie tho?

    • @Antiganos
      @Antiganos 6 лет назад +30

      She's supposed to be albino, although the movies don't mention it, it also plays no importance to anything ever so it's a perfect choice for a story where nothing has importance or logic.

    • @Hayden_Cat
      @Hayden_Cat 6 лет назад +54

      Niamh Moll she looks more human when she becomes a vampire

    • @leahhicks7584
      @leahhicks7584 6 лет назад +1

      Meeee irl

    • @jenesaisquoi03
      @jenesaisquoi03 6 лет назад +1

      @@Antiganos wtf should i reread the books or is that sarcasm jk

    • @kikiwhite_creates
      @kikiwhite_creates 6 лет назад +7

      Niamh Moll and she lived in a place where it’s constantly sunny so it makes no sense

  • @mya.xoxo_
    @mya.xoxo_ Год назад +51

    what i dont understand about the movie:
    1. how bella fell so deeply in love with a boy who she's known for like... one week?
    2. the way bella acts. she's always huffing, and puffing, twitching awkwardly, always looks down and sighs whenever she's face to face and close with someone.
    3. how bella was immune to almost every single special vampire power (like edward's mind reading or aro's mind reading by physical touch), but not alice's future telling or jasper's mood controlling, or even renesmee's memory recalling skill.
    4. why james, laurent, and victoria were trying to kill bella to begin with.
    5. why the filter of the entire movie, was blue.
    6. why mike kept trying to shoot his shot.
    7. why everyone was so obsessed with bella when she first got here.
    8. why bella hesitated to marry edward, but was ready to commit suicide for him on multiple different occasions.
    9. how the heck was edward able to get bella pregnant?
    10. what was the point of jacob telling charlie he's a werewolf? after he exposed himself, he still didnt explain to charlie what happened to bella, making his whole reveal, as completely useless.

    • @lucasmiller877
      @lucasmiller877 11 месяцев назад +12

      Okay I am answering
      The movies are DISGUSTING.
      1. She didn't fall in love in a week. It was 3 months. He saved her life twice at that point. So I think it's pretty natural for a 17 year old girl.
      2. Very very bad acting. Book Bella didn't do any of these. She was just introverted, headstrong and clumsy. That's why she didn't like attention, like what if she falls on her face in front of everyone. She also wasn't verbose, just like her father. She could read people well. That's why her only two best friends were Angela and Jacob, who were actually kind.
      3. Bella has a gift called "Mental Shield". She blocks purely mental supernatural powers. Not physical ones. Alice and Jasper have physical powers. They see and can really change things. And Renesme has just flipped both of her parents' powers.
      5. Trash movie. Anyways I guess it's because the Location was Forks.
      6. Mike had a crush on her.
      7. In Edward's own words, it was like showing a baby a shiny new toy. Bella was pretty, too. Also, a small town school hehe
      8. Bella actually wanted to avoid the obvious cringe , "Getting married at 18 right after high school!". But she loved him nonetheless.
      9. Edward had sperms...I guess 😐
      10. Only one rule in Vampire world: Keep your existence a SECRET. If a vampire exposed his identity to a human, both would be executed by the Volturi. Charlie was desperate to meet his daughter Bella but she wasn't being able to find a way to keep him in her life. So Jacob helped. He showed his own identity. By that, Charlie understood that there are supernatural beings in this world, too and his daughter has become one of them . Thus Both Bella and Charlie didn't have to break the vampire world rule and they could stay alive

    • @jsjadhdnsxodjwfdjdbvg
      @jsjadhdnsxodjwfdjdbvg 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@lucasmiller877You wrote facts ❤

    • @EMMA.OLIVE.CAROL.ASHLEY
      @EMMA.OLIVE.CAROL.ASHLEY 6 месяцев назад +1

      4 is bc she has the best smelling blood so u should pay attention to the movie before u complain abt it that’s what I don’t understand

    • @mya.xoxo_
      @mya.xoxo_ 6 месяцев назад

      1. I know she didn't fall in love with Edward in an actual week, it was just a hyperbole because she fell in love with him pretty quickly. And 3 months is still too quick to fall in love for someone and as someone who's 16, I can say that it's still ridiculous even if you're 16 or 17 years old.
      3. Not a good explanation. Alice and Jasper have mental abilities too because they just need their mind in order to change people's emotions or see the future. They can stand still, not touch anything and still be able to do it. What's physical about that?
      6. Yeah, obviously Mike had a crush on her but my point was why he keeps pushing it after all the hints Bella dropped about not being into him.
      8. Worrying about what other normal people would think about you getting married at 18 years old is also still absurd when you were almost committed su!cide several times for someone. Like, Bella is okay with putting herself in near death positions for Edward, but people judging her for getting married at 18 is too much?
      9. My question was why he was able to get her pregnant. Why would a vampire (who's essentially a walking corpse) be able to produce sperm to begin with?

    • @wyssaddi
      @wyssaddi 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@lucasmiller877 respect except numberr nine cs if she was a vampire with no blood that means no period which means no baby

  • @Tanya-nr5yl
    @Tanya-nr5yl 4 года назад +1491

    Bella: I know what you are..
    Edward: Say it. Out loud. Say it.
    Bella: You're a HUFFLEPUFF!!

    • @shavbookishreviews2911
      @shavbookishreviews2911 4 года назад +3

      not lol

    • @nursienunu
      @nursienunu 4 года назад +25

      Lol that is so funny because Robert pattison played Cedric diggory in Harry Potter

    • @franziskakonig3518
      @franziskakonig3518 4 года назад +39

      @@nursienunu actually thats why she wrote this comment O.o

    • @jdvera6847
      @jdvera6847 4 года назад +35

      Just noticed something: Bella is so lacking in personality that I can't even sort her to a Hogwarts house. Srsly, give it a try 😅

    • @aceash459
      @aceash459 4 года назад +16

      @@jdvera6847 Well usually the Hat just puts in Gryffindor everyone he's not entirely sure where should go. But honestly the fact she was chasing down a vampire into the middle of a forest is not bravery, is just down right stupid

  • @charlottef6848
    @charlottef6848 6 лет назад +8126

    I took a creative writing class and my teacher always used twilight as an example of what not to do

    • @allisontrombley
      @allisontrombley 6 лет назад +229

      I would have been like so u want us to fail

    • @Jinxerface
      @Jinxerface 6 лет назад +250

      Soul Shadow lol true. It made Meyers millions

    • @Winterfired
      @Winterfired 6 лет назад +182

      Jinx erface maybe the writing wasn’t great, but the storyline appealing to younger people is what made it a great seller I’m guessing...I loved the movies

    • @wickara2615
      @wickara2615 6 лет назад +115

      TheNancyDiaries how? My mom is 34 and she OWNS the entire series and still fangirls over it occasionally

    • @Phatocatto
      @Phatocatto 6 лет назад +265

      "unless you want to appeal to brainless raging hormone teenage girls" *remembers 50shades of grey* NVM. Just make the guy rich and weird and mysterious. It'll be a best seller.

  • @AmethystSnow
    @AmethystSnow 6 лет назад +779

    Why is this movie so... blue? Literally.

    • @acehardware2823
      @acehardware2823 6 лет назад +7

      Because it sucks!

    • @eliasapollo4131
      @eliasapollo4131 6 лет назад +145

      A poor attempt to create an atmosphere through stale, weirdly coordinated colourgrading

    • @nct96
      @nct96 6 лет назад +23

      blame the director for the weird coloring. Notice they switched directors in the next four movies.

    • @drageekeksi
      @drageekeksi 6 лет назад +15

      To make it more aesthetic😂

    • @diodaon4898
      @diodaon4898 6 лет назад +7

      They didnt have big budget for this one, from second one quality is sooo much better cause they had more money for it since the first one was a success. Basically no one believed this would be as big as it was 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @PatheticJedi
    @PatheticJedi 2 года назад +41

    This movie, and probably the whole series, would have been an absolute masterpiece if it was from the perspective of its best character: *BELLA'S DAD.*
    No, seriously, Charlie has a somewhat estranged teenage daughter moving back in with him, and almost immediately things seem off. New friends, new boyfriend, she's acting odd and sneaking off, and she keeps getting injured in weird ways. This guy's a small town police chief, and he's made out to be the unobservant lackluster dad. Yeah, sure, teenagers be teenagering, but at a certain point he's going to start actually doing some detective work. I would much prefer a supernatural police procedural with Billy Burke as lead over… *this.*

  • @MakaylaSamountry
    @MakaylaSamountry 6 лет назад +2289

    lol it might not make any sense, but after seeing this all I wanted to do was rewatch twilight

  • @iwishiwuzbella
    @iwishiwuzbella 4 года назад +794

    "Stole his sister's body glitter" I'm CACKLING

    • @aubreeballa6488
      @aubreeballa6488 4 года назад +1

      Ewerd is so hot

    • @katyalumi
      @katyalumi 4 года назад +6

      Aubree Balla are you blind? 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Ismellurstinkyfeet
      @Ismellurstinkyfeet 4 года назад +1

      @@aubreeballa6488 who in the world is
      Eward!?

    • @penelopesanchez7637
      @penelopesanchez7637 4 года назад

      @@aubreeballa6488 EXCUSE ME BUT UAVE YOU SEEN JACOB?!?!?!?!

  • @pinkmira3567
    @pinkmira3567 4 года назад +735

    “when someone tells me to smile and i sit there trying not to punch them in the neck” lmao ive never related more to anything in my life

  • @melisasaatci
    @melisasaatci 4 месяца назад +3

    The reason why I love this film series is because of the cosy vibe, the forest, mountains and the snow and the Cullen's house. It's aesthetic and eye pleasing.

    • @goldenageofdinosaurs7192
      @goldenageofdinosaurs7192 4 месяца назад

      Same. I find the aesthetic very comforting. It helps that it’s a pretty quiet film, with no yelling. I also like the soundtrack.

  • @gg_kworth52
    @gg_kworth52 4 года назад +2535

    Edward: "I can't find the strength to stay away from you anymore."
    My sister screaming at the tv: "FIND IT!!!😠😤"
    This actually happened and I died laughing oml 😂

  • @sophiemendez98
    @sophiemendez98 6 лет назад +486

    “Everyone’s favorite anemic” 😂😂😂

  • @llladybird.
    @llladybird. 4 года назад +1273

    bella: “i know what you are! you’re so pale, and cold!
    edward: “say it!”
    bella: “you’re… you’re ANEMIC”
    edward: …

    • @beidouluvr5198
      @beidouluvr5198 4 года назад +31

      Widad Laassikri UNDERRATED 💀

    • @quendi5557
      @quendi5557 3 года назад +27

      That would have improved the movie. And the Books. But the movies needed it more(they still needed it).

    • @thatsroughbuddy7586
      @thatsroughbuddy7586 3 года назад +13

      I thought you were gonna say
      A Jonas brother
      🤣🤣🤣 from vampires suck

    • @rani_mishra5637
      @rani_mishra5637 3 года назад +2

      Blinkkk ❤️

  • @muggleintheupsidedown
    @muggleintheupsidedown 3 года назад +28

    I started reading the series as a freshman in high school, they announced it was gonna be a movie nearly 3 years later! I had been a long time fan and loved the movies, despite how absurd they truly are😂