Fifty Shades of Grey is hilariously dumb...

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  • @SK22520
    @SK22520 4 года назад +6313

    If Christian was ugly or at least average looking, it would’ve been a horrormovie of a creepy guy stalking the hot protagonist and he would end up in jail or dead.

    • @revtheyoutuber1327
      @revtheyoutuber1327 4 года назад +82

      True

    • @originalcosmicgirl
      @originalcosmicgirl 4 года назад +292

      Not really. The guy on Netflix's You is pretty good looking, and his behavior is portrayed as the horror show it is.

    • @jennamcguire6281
      @jennamcguire6281 4 года назад +237

      originalcosmicgirl yeah but Penn Badgley had to tell everyone that they shouldn’t like his character romantically

    • @isabelbard853
      @isabelbard853 4 года назад +55

      @@jennamcguire6281 Really??? What is wrong with society!?

    • @originalcosmicgirl
      @originalcosmicgirl 4 года назад +73

      @@jennamcguire6281 I was not aware that people had to be told this.😟

  • @lanyisintrouble3003
    @lanyisintrouble3003 4 года назад +33260

    If he was not a millionaire, but a normal dude, this would be a criminal minds episode

    • @meowmeow9831
      @meowmeow9831 4 года назад +411

      i loled

    • @graciek2685
      @graciek2685 4 года назад +435

      YES YES YES YES

    • @amirah4138
      @amirah4138 4 года назад +101

      Lmaoooo 😵😵😵

    • @lee2791
      @lee2791 4 года назад +253

      Wheels up in 30

    • @kimorawilson8298
      @kimorawilson8298 4 года назад +249

      I am watching criminal minds right now. I am deaddddddd

  • @lizzietarling
    @lizzietarling 2 года назад +7623

    Anna has more chemistry with that pencil than she does with Christian Grey

    • @jemandjemand2362
      @jemandjemand2362 Год назад +294

      the pencil has more chemistry alone than the whole cast of this movie

    • @nelsama0881
      @nelsama0881 Год назад +148

      Anna x pencil fanfiction?

    • @Hexagon5791
      @Hexagon5791 Год назад +9

      bro stfu ur just mad ur single smh
      i think their relationship is cute and romantic. ik i havent seen full movie but i've seen a ton of scenes from "Love me like u do" unofficial and official vids and it just makes me feel a little bit jealous

    • @nelsama0881
      @nelsama0881 Год назад +179

      @@Hexagon5791 I think you need a pencil in your life.

    • @Hexagon5791
      @Hexagon5791 Год назад +9

      @@nelsama0881 theres nothing abusive in that movie smh
      Jk i sae the abuse parts srry about that

  • @sufficientphrase7769
    @sufficientphrase7769 Год назад +6775

    Remember kids, this isn't a representation of a good BDSM relationship. It's a narcissist controlling a woman that doesn't know any better.

    • @victoriaisopp3037
      @victoriaisopp3037 Год назад +440

      YESS!!! This is literally not BDSM and I hate that people think this is BDSM 😭😭😭

    • @84rinne_moo
      @84rinne_moo Год назад +127

      Yep! This def needs to be said as much as possible!!

    • @aestheticswim3397
      @aestheticswim3397 Год назад +54

      if you want a more decent or dare i say good example please give my mistress a watch i love it and i feel like you would all like it too

    • @lisa_vxng
      @lisa_vxng Год назад +237

      AND DONT USE HARDWARE STORE ROPE AS BDSM GEAR thank you

    • @aestheticswim3397
      @aestheticswim3397 Год назад +23

      @@lisa_vxng jute hemp or cotton

  • @kit-tu4kt
    @kit-tu4kt 4 года назад +15077

    “I don’t make love. I- FIRETRUCK”
    that’s the best replacement word ever

    • @divyarm3458
      @divyarm3458 4 года назад +59

      @@eias6628 9:16

    • @LinnieAlexis
      @LinnieAlexis 4 года назад +85

      See smosh - firetruck mv

    • @MacyPooh196
      @MacyPooh196 4 года назад +229

      I would have also accepted, “I HYUCK.”

    • @jessd3601
      @jessd3601 4 года назад +28

      I can literally only picture the old smash song and I never realized how much of the lyrics I actually had memorized

    • @rihi1848
      @rihi1848 4 года назад +49

      @@MacyPooh196
      **Angry Goofy has entered the chat**

  • @suspiciousvan3100
    @suspiciousvan3100 4 года назад +14708

    Fifty shades of red flags.

  • @DMBVR4
    @DMBVR4 Год назад +1657

    I'm in tears at the "big ol red flag" marching band 😂😂💀

    • @GoddessLilithVala88
      @GoddessLilithVala88 Год назад +19

      I Love It 🤣😂🤣😂

    • @EnnaOverland-xc8qu
      @EnnaOverland-xc8qu Год назад +11

      So I was an emo back in the old days and the black parade was always my favourite marching band but this is a first second

    • @dylansereno9233
      @dylansereno9233 10 месяцев назад +8

      I need this band irl for some of my friends…

    • @brianna_crawl
      @brianna_crawl 7 месяцев назад +1

      same, I'm rolling on the floor

    • @DarkAngel-ow1ck
      @DarkAngel-ow1ck 7 месяцев назад +1

      Absolutely my favorite part of this 😂

  • @frederetc1
    @frederetc1 2 года назад +1316

    "I don't make love... I FIRETRUCK" I laughed way to hard at that

    • @florencembah2626
      @florencembah2626 7 месяцев назад +18

      I just discovered this RUclipsr, he's so funny

    • @brianna_crawl
      @brianna_crawl 7 месяцев назад +5

      I just got to that moment, I can't stop laughing for a minute already 😭😭😭😂😂😂

    • @LeeSmith-kg6eh
      @LeeSmith-kg6eh 7 месяцев назад +6

      9:15

  • @noamordechai4288
    @noamordechai4288 4 года назад +8125

    And that's why kids, fanfics should stay in Wattpad.

    • @nana-nl7zz
      @nana-nl7zz 4 года назад +689

      correction: bad fan fictions should stay in wattpad

    • @erinelizabeth290
      @erinelizabeth290 4 года назад +255

      and that's on after

    • @tipsytopsy9534
      @tipsytopsy9534 4 года назад +85

      But like if The Hoodie Girl was made into a movie, I don't think it would be that bad.

    • @juanitaparpandacute3511
      @juanitaparpandacute3511 4 года назад +115

      @@nana-nl7zz correction: I havent seen a good one leaving wattpad so.... It doesnt affect in anything

    • @officialname9817
      @officialname9817 4 года назад +7

      Celestial Fandom I’ve never read it before

  • @aimeewilson6682
    @aimeewilson6682 4 года назад +9205

    Fifty shades is just “red flag: the movie. “

    • @whitneywood1690
      @whitneywood1690 4 года назад +231

      Aimee Wilson fifty shades of red flags😂

    • @Tuna_fishgirl
      @Tuna_fishgirl 4 года назад +12

      brandon roberts no

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 4 года назад +66

      @brandon roberts My ex wife wanted to read the books back during the height of their popularity. I told her "Hon, if you're looking for some good BDSM porn stories, I can show you some websites that are way better than that drivel."
      I mean, it didn't work (rats...) but it turns out she wanted to read that specific book to see what the hype was about, so fair enough. In her defense, she got so bored with it she couldn't finish reading the whole thing. I tried to get her to look at the sites again, but still no dice.

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 4 года назад +58

      Flags so red you could use them in a bullfight.

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 4 года назад +54

      @@Xehanort10 Flags so red even China's like, "Damn."

  • @tuckyboss6099
    @tuckyboss6099 2 года назад +1802

    I remember one time I tried to eat my girlfriends toast because I saw this scene and ended up on the ground being repeatedly hit with a bag of sliced bread and her screaming “ MAKE YOUR OWN TOAST!!”

    • @morutecoredino
      @morutecoredino Год назад +39

      Lol

    • @serena841
      @serena841 Год назад +110

      Relationship goals.

    • @lexinicole4317
      @lexinicole4317 Год назад +75

      That… that sounds like abuse

    • @callmemay2777
      @callmemay2777 Год назад +64

      Not u nonchalantly commenting physical abuse you encountered from your girlfriend… she’s a big red flag bro run 💀

    • @lacyomsberg1235
      @lacyomsberg1235 Год назад +21

      U ain’t mess a gurls toast my broski

  • @me-ob7yw
    @me-ob7yw 10 месяцев назад +177

    Annas' friend should've just taken an asprin and gone to the interveiw

  • @Michael-ur5qb
    @Michael-ur5qb 4 года назад +6403

    This could have been “You” but instead they had to romanticize it. This should be a horror movie instead. Dude is a psychopath.

    • @undeadladybug7723
      @undeadladybug7723 4 года назад +109

      It also could have easily been one book, and even then, most of the story is nonexistent.

    • @haileygalbraith6260
      @haileygalbraith6260 4 года назад +68

      But with money... so it’s romance movie! Heh... heh... 🤔

    • @janewick1082
      @janewick1082 4 года назад +3

      WORD!

    • @buntina35
      @buntina35 4 года назад +8

      @@hardthrobbingburrito9371 is that the series on netflix or a movie?

    • @bau_lady8424
      @bau_lady8424 4 года назад +1

      Michael 0788 basically 😂

  • @hannahwhatley8373
    @hannahwhatley8373 4 года назад +6324

    Ana: "What do I get out of all this?"
    Christian: *smirks* "Me."
    Me: *vomits in mouth*

    • @Valeria-tm6ft
      @Valeria-tm6ft 4 года назад +232

      But I also don't do romance, so don't get your hopes up

    • @SmartyPoohBear
      @SmartyPoohBear 4 года назад +145

      When that scene came up, I was thinking, "don't tell me you're gonna say 'me,' christian...." XD

    • @alexagarcia2275
      @alexagarcia2275 4 года назад +90

      If that’s my reward then I rather give it back 😂

    • @kaislife2073
      @kaislife2073 4 года назад +35

      I snorted

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 4 года назад +30

      @@alexagarcia2275
      Me: "Hope you kept the receipt..."
      "What, that's it? Do you at least come with a Ginsu knife set? Wait, actually, don't answer that..."
      "Oh ... well... What's behind Door Number 2?"
      "Damn, if you were the catch when I was fishing with Dad, I'd throw you back then depth charge the lake."

  • @ngBurns
    @ngBurns Год назад +445

    Man don't you just love movies where the characters never speak to each other in a decibel level above a loud whisper?

    • @damienearl8302
      @damienearl8302 Год назад

      "*gasp* ᴹʳ. ᴳʳᵃʸ, ʸᵒᵘ ˢᶜᵃʳᵉᵈ ᵐᵉ...ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵃʳᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᵈᵒᶦⁿᵍ ᶦⁿ ᵐʸ ʰᵒᵘˢᵉˀ"

  • @mskiara18
    @mskiara18 Год назад +636

    Watching this again, I strongly wished there was a discussion on trying to romanticize stalking, emotional manipulation and ignoring red flags as love stories. This film is disturbing and to see the three Fifty Shades of Grey movies made millions speaks volumes.

    • @lollipopmeow8656
      @lollipopmeow8656 11 месяцев назад +4

      Fifty shades trilogy only grossed 300 million all together that's very low for a trilogy.

    • @drishe08
      @drishe08 11 месяцев назад +23

      Even getting angry because The girl wanted to see her mother and he gets offended....Bro huge red flag

    • @ultravioletpisces3666
      @ultravioletpisces3666 5 месяцев назад +6

      Fifty Shades of RED FLAGS

    • @sophialambert6320
      @sophialambert6320 2 месяца назад +1

      THERE ARE THREE???

  • @threedicksonabench3141
    @threedicksonabench3141 4 года назад +4541

    “You signed the papers. That means you can’t call the police.” -Christian Grey

    • @oi3702
      @oi3702 4 года назад +302

      Cri Lune I know it’s a joke but actually contracts don’t mean anything in specific situations, for example, signing an NDA doesn’t mean you can’t disclose that information is it’s a life or death matter and shit so technically she could call the police and she should’ve called the police

    • @afairyist9981
      @afairyist9981 4 года назад +169

      @@oi3702 It's more about him being mentaly abusive towards her. Abusers will often tell their victim/s that they can't tell anyone, can't leave, that no one would care and a lot more and this often becomes the reality for the victim. They will also often convince the victim that they agreed to/ deserve (sometimes both) what is being done to them. Christian literally made her sign a contract!

    • @hao9508
      @hao9508 4 года назад +7

      @@Rickyblobby ❤️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @KirstenMarie_MS3
      @KirstenMarie_MS3 4 года назад +36

      @@oi3702 True. Even I'm allowed to break HIPPA if there's signs of neglect or abuse or if someone reports it to me.

    • @catlover1039
      @catlover1039 4 года назад +1

      Lolo Lol actually Christian

  • @sofiarodriguezsantiago5403
    @sofiarodriguezsantiago5403 4 года назад +10184

    Christian: You can leave whenever you want
    Ana: *leaves*
    Christian: You weren’t supposed to do that

    • @damonwalker2988
      @damonwalker2988 4 года назад +41

      Magical girl Unicornia, so do you want her to stay or leave?

    • @mariabbr365
      @mariabbr365 4 года назад +276

      So you have chosen...belt

    • @eggsaresuperior2599
      @eggsaresuperior2599 4 года назад +11

      😂😂😂

    • @miaa1762
      @miaa1762 4 года назад +6

      I'm crying

    • @xrrgr
      @xrrgr 4 года назад +1

      Magical girl Unicornia lmao

  • @aoaoli
    @aoaoli Год назад +169

    the scariest thing is the realization that my weirdo roommate who's been trying to get into my pants acts EXACTLY LIKE CHRISTIAN. Literally word for word, I'm terrified.

    • @ainslay386
      @ainslay386 Год назад +33

      Do u need help? That’s srs creepy…

    • @vilmavenla
      @vilmavenla Год назад +23

      Do i need to call the Police?!

    • @xxvskrunkle
      @xxvskrunkle Год назад +11

      IM OMW

    • @deadbunnys
      @deadbunnys 9 месяцев назад +19

      are you okay?

    • @WynneL
      @WynneL 2 месяца назад

      Yeah, I'm scared you're locked in a sex dungeon now, and not in the fun consensual way.

  • @uruloki2758
    @uruloki2758 3 месяца назад +56

    If this movie was even slightly more realistic, no way Anna is leaving that building in anything other than a suitcase.

  • @user-nd1rk8rr1b
    @user-nd1rk8rr1b 3 года назад +4467

    "Are you lost baby girl?"...ah no, wrong movie

  • @sinclairethomas8197
    @sinclairethomas8197 4 года назад +9516

    Fifty Shades is just "Big Red Flags: The Documentary Series."

    • @meto9285
      @meto9285 4 года назад +364

      50 Shades of Red Flags

    • @legzfalloffgirl5148
      @legzfalloffgirl5148 4 года назад +65

      I seriously thought that was going to be playing through the whole episode

    • @hugoferreira4065
      @hugoferreira4065 4 года назад +58

      @@meto9285 More like 50 flags of red

    • @choutzuyu8915
      @choutzuyu8915 4 года назад +74

      Fifty Shades could also be titled "How to get into a toxic relationship: The Documentary Series"

    • @sinclairethomas8197
      @sinclairethomas8197 4 года назад +36

      @Jim Johnson He makes her cry multiple times in the movies and even more in the books. The books are also filled with Anna's constant worries that ANYTHING she does could result in Christian yelling at and beating her. The only thing she likes is Christian; not his baggage and not the majority of the BDSM they try.

  • @greghannibal
    @greghannibal 9 месяцев назад +329

    My favorite part of the whole "50 shades" craze is when feminists complained about it being a "male fantasy" and it had to be pointed out that it was written by a woman, for women, and the only people into it were also women.

    • @viridianli5669
      @viridianli5669 8 месяцев назад +39

      tbr its both a male and female fantasy but i wont lie alot of women would go crazy over stuff like this

    • @rubyspot..
      @rubyspot.. 6 месяцев назад +34

      It still is a male fantasy tho…bc it goes towards the male idea that society forced into us, (not only sexual, im talking about successful, rich, strong-willed that turns into manipulation, etc). It’s not bad, but is based on a male fantasy, indeed. If not, we can go with all the alpha male podcasters who feed into the exact same idea

    • @greghannibal
      @greghannibal 6 месяцев назад +7

      @@rubyspot.. So women's desires are based off of what men have "forced" them into since the beginning of time?

    • @rubyspot..
      @rubyspot.. 6 месяцев назад +18

      @@greghannibal what i said is what i wrote. I didn’t say “men” forced anything. It was social work, both men and women had to be a part of it. And a lot of women would go feral for this concept, (as the numbers show) but not bc they love the idea of a men controlling everything in her life, but bc that is what we assume “makes a man”. OF COURSE is not like “oH mEn ArE tHe WoRsT” absolutely not, but it appeals to the men idea of control and success, and to the women idea that if he doesn’t “provide that” then he is not a man. There is a reason as to why most romance books are about toxic relationships, and now writers are desperate trying to change that mid-series. Am i explaining my point?

    • @you-got_mail9020
      @you-got_mail9020 6 месяцев назад +22

      @@rubyspot..I’m really glad you said this. Women create things that still cater to the male gaze; and women can enjoy things that cater to the male gaze. It’s just perspective and individual preference. Christian Gray is the literal walking caricature of a “manly” rich male. And Ana(?) is the stereotypical fem love interest who has no discernible personality other than revolving around said male. Those two character traits are the male gaze!

  • @MW-tu9nu
    @MW-tu9nu Год назад +43

    Just imagine if they changed the music to horror and suspense. Nothing else. Dialogues and scenes are all the same. It would be pure horror movie.

  • @sucons4254
    @sucons4254 4 года назад +4597

    The personality of every female lead in these teen romcoms:
    Brown hair

  • @elysek5635
    @elysek5635 4 года назад +2197

    "I don't do romance"
    Ten seconds later
    "I'd like to bite that lip"

  • @shootingsmilla1239
    @shootingsmilla1239 Год назад +47

    9:39 that’s a medieval torture room

  • @kgrimes842
    @kgrimes842 6 месяцев назад +47

    She continues to make out with pencils 😂😂 don't know why but that made me laugh so hard

  • @martinakuzmic6777
    @martinakuzmic6777 4 года назад +799

    "And then he eats her toast, cuz like at this point why not" 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @whalienabi
      @whalienabi 4 года назад +23

      I would've sued him if ever even tried to eat my toast

    • @margaritam.9118
      @margaritam.9118 4 года назад

      hello there
      I would be like, ok bitch that was a last drop!

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 4 года назад +1698

    "I'd like to bite that lip."
    *heavy wheezing intensifies*

  • @allienartist2068
    @allienartist2068 Год назад +60

    the fact that this movie was inspired by a fanfiction of twilight makes it even better

  • @mariamhaitham1055
    @mariamhaitham1055 2 года назад +30

    Christian: "i wanna control everything about you and your life"
    Ana: "I don't want that at all.. But sure"

  • @riley-tv6cz
    @riley-tv6cz 4 года назад +7025

    imagine being kidnapped from a bar while drunk, waking up in some dudes hotel room where he takes his shirt off, eats your toast and says "𝒾 𝓌𝑜𝓊𝓁𝒹 𝓁𝒾𝓀𝑒 𝓉𝑜 𝒷𝒾𝓉𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓁𝒾𝓅"

    • @panicontheargo7034
      @panicontheargo7034 4 года назад +706

      That’s literally every person’s worse nightmare

    • @ashteal3499
      @ashteal3499 4 года назад +364

      i would beat the crap out of him

    • @ariesmoon4892
      @ariesmoon4892 4 года назад +196

      😂😂it's really weird thinking about it now

    • @zu5853
      @zu5853 4 года назад +54

      Your avatar is everything

    • @riley-tv6cz
      @riley-tv6cz 4 года назад +22

      @@zu5853 haha ty

  • @hollyhudson8911
    @hollyhudson8911 3 года назад +18504

    For a dude named Christian, he kinda needs jesus

    • @eenyweeny57
      @eenyweeny57 3 года назад +487

      That's what I thought

    • @insolitus8398
      @insolitus8398 3 года назад +306

      You got that right

    • @gracekim25
      @gracekim25 3 года назад +133

      Yeah 😅

    • @chunseosenerchi720
      @chunseosenerchi720 3 года назад +501

      nah not even jesus, he needs Jesus with a capital J, nah matter a fact all capital letters JESUS

    • @hollyhudson8911
      @hollyhudson8911 3 года назад +311

      He needs OUR SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST

  • @Ryan_Wayne
    @Ryan_Wayne Год назад +41

    "It's not about anything." Sums up the whole series pretty accurately.

  • @shm236
    @shm236 Год назад +32

    This is the only film that I can NOT say "at least it is a better love story than twilight".

  • @khein7188
    @khein7188 4 года назад +680

    I lost it at "and then he eats her toast" like wtf

    • @calmclover3797
      @calmclover3797 4 года назад +14

      Same when i hear him say "then he eats her..." I thought he was gonna say domething else but it was toast🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 4 года назад +2354

    What's worst than Twilight , a film based on Twilight fanfiction.

    • @xeecstasy3183
      @xeecstasy3183 4 года назад +3

      Nathaniel Foga Yuh

    • @plumdutchess
      @plumdutchess 4 года назад +75

      Without the supernatural stuff, which is the part that makes Twilight almost bearable...

    • @jessdewhurst4996
      @jessdewhurst4996 4 года назад +12

      I’m somehow offended this stemmed from twilight

    • @Queenofobscurepairings
      @Queenofobscurepairings 4 года назад +4

      What confuses me is how was this a twilight fanfiction? Are they supposed to be Bella and Edward, Anna was an OC paired with Edward, and the Fan girl was like screw Canon, screw Bella, my OC is better?
      Then altered it to make it her original story? I never actually got an answer to this I’ve been asking around for years. Because yes as horrible as twilight was, I don’t see how this would be a fanfiction because I can’t figure out the storyline who is supposed to be who. As Ed was posing as a Student not a businessman?

    • @llawiett5183
      @llawiett5183 4 года назад +8

      And a fanfic that, when first posted, no one even liked

  • @helenoaklin1982
    @helenoaklin1982 Год назад +22

    "Rain makes everything more dramatic."
    Ended me😂😂😂💓

  • @staghearted9875
    @staghearted9875 Год назад +93

    "I don't make love. I *FIRETRUCK*"
    "Oh psh sure, a millionaire has a room full of toys but I take a girl to my sailor moon room and suddenly I'm weird, I see how it is"
    I adore this humor.

  • @UndeadEggmiester
    @UndeadEggmiester 4 года назад +11136

    I feel like Christian would be one of those guys when after he dies they find a hidden room where he collected eyeballs.

    • @wtf-is-kwangya483
      @wtf-is-kwangya483 4 года назад +226

      This needs more likes 💀🤣

    • @echsemia
      @echsemia 4 года назад +39

      😂😂😂

    • @m0t0b33
      @m0t0b33 4 года назад +60

      no, that was an episode in CSI Miami and the perp kinda got away with it because the CSI who processed the evidence in his case did something stupid and illegal so they had to discredit her and put all her cases in the spot light again...and then the show ended... gotta say.. I had a lot of Alex Meyers like reactions to the 10th season of that show LOL.

    • @niamhcawley7862
      @niamhcawley7862 4 года назад +40

      Pretty sure we saw that room only instead of eyeballs he had... toys

    • @Crystal-bw2zs
      @Crystal-bw2zs 4 года назад +3

      Ikr

  • @mrsblack9241
    @mrsblack9241 4 года назад +7037

    This movie is such a cringefest I am still feeling the secondhand embarrassment. Had to stop the video three times just to regroup and get going.

    • @user-oq2eh1fo2s
      @user-oq2eh1fo2s 4 года назад +122

      Mrs Black I had to stop the video every other minute 😂

    • @mochalatae7186
      @mochalatae7186 4 года назад +11

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @CarmensProjects
      @CarmensProjects 4 года назад +94

      I’m so glad I didn’t pay money to watch this movie

    • @joshifereverlark8605
      @joshifereverlark8605 4 года назад +1

      oof same same

    • @duckie4655
      @duckie4655 4 года назад +53

      Like why is he so awkward, the things he says isn’t smooth- IT’S JUST CRINGE

  • @someone-338
    @someone-338 Год назад +46

    I feel so bad for the actor of Christian he was probably like “you want to do WHAT?-“

  • @dhroober
    @dhroober 2 года назад +63

    7:51 Alex's laugh when Christian said, "I would like to bite that lip" was too cute. I can't-

  • @repulsethemonkey1396
    @repulsethemonkey1396 4 года назад +2067

    This was painful. He's sooo much worse than Edward

    • @jamlessGirl6641
      @jamlessGirl6641 4 года назад +97

      At least Edward was not a sadist prick.

    • @ShintogaDeathAngel
      @ShintogaDeathAngel 4 года назад +57

      @@jamlessGirl6641 Edward’s more like a sociopath really but that’s just a different flavour of shit when it all boils down.

    • @patwick7351
      @patwick7351 4 года назад +12

      Of course it is its stereotypical fan fiction made into movie.

    • @NeverlandSystemPixie
      @NeverlandSystemPixie 4 года назад +30

      Well, it WAS a "fanfic" porn story based on Twilight, so... I mean, how the heck did Hollywood consider THIS a quality story/movie?! ROFL

    • @aoifeclancy120
      @aoifeclancy120 4 года назад +2

      Ikr, it's uncomfortable

  • @diosito9161
    @diosito9161 4 года назад +5477

    I cant believe this is sold as a “romantic movie” when it’s literally the story of a toxic relationship and a toxic guy who should go to therapy
    Edit: And jail tbh

    • @naranciaisbestboi125
      @naranciaisbestboi125 4 года назад +332

      It should be sold as a horror movie because that would be way more accurate.

    • @ranelgallardo7031
      @ranelgallardo7031 4 года назад +419

      I remember a joke around the time the movie came out saying that “it’s considered romance cause Christian Grey is a millionaire. If he were poor it would be a Criminal Minds episode”

    • @Astrocam88
      @Astrocam88 4 года назад +197

      It's because he's a gazillionaire and "hot" or whatever, so that's why the author sold it as "romantic". Plus she truly thinks that Christian is simply misunderstood and not, you know, a psychopath.

    • @KR-ew5ms
      @KR-ew5ms 4 года назад +118

      I always just saw it as a porno with really long and creepy foreplay

    • @carolinec.c.6038
      @carolinec.c.6038 4 года назад +12

      Or jail. lol

  • @ericachavez3949
    @ericachavez3949 Год назад +37

    " I firetruck” 😂😂😂

  • @DracoPadilla
    @DracoPadilla Год назад +23

    8:52 Bro you killed me with that 🤣

  • @insensitive-lover8184
    @insensitive-lover8184 4 года назад +1621

    "I don't do the girlfriend thing." *Proceeds to pull her in and touch her face*

    • @endingexplained133
      @endingexplained133 4 года назад +2

      II•IIJustice DuMontierII•II Poor girl she needs theory

    • @NeighborhoodAssEater
      @NeighborhoodAssEater 4 года назад +5

      But she has to the boyfriend thing for him lmao

    • @rae4828
      @rae4828 4 года назад

      Danny Devoted boys in a nutshell

    • @rosannronchetti2035
      @rosannronchetti2035 4 года назад

      And do the *DEVILS TANGO!*

    • @alicedickinson5356
      @alicedickinson5356 3 года назад

      Then proceeds to get her involved in a very complicated BDSM relationship

  • @margaritamerchan3459
    @margaritamerchan3459 4 года назад +9718

    Christian grey is attractive only because he’s rich, and hot, if not this would be on an episode of criminal minds 😂

    • @soundsoftheheart3164
      @soundsoftheheart3164 4 года назад +122

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 SOOOO TRUE!!!!!!!!! OMG

    • @laureenambani8739
      @laureenambani8739 4 года назад +245

      Watch the Fall ( wierd its the same actor as Christian).
      It shows u 100% of what Christian would have turned out had he not been rich. In The Fall a guy kills brunnetes that looked like his mom , he takes pictures and wanks to the corpses of the women hes killed, a teenage girl that looks like Ana is madly inlove and he tells her the way Christian told Ana "am not the one for you".
      Trust me the Fall is the broke version of Christian Grey

    • @margaritamerchan3459
      @margaritamerchan3459 4 года назад +31

      Loraine Kat That’s a really good point!

    • @niseeredddreamer8926
      @niseeredddreamer8926 4 года назад +20

      @@laureenambani8739 omg yes, I love that show and I've always said that.

    • @aurielanderson79
      @aurielanderson79 4 года назад +8

      I cackled!! 🤣🤭

  • @TheOldMan-75
    @TheOldMan-75 Год назад +22

    I always get a little sad when I think about how much money these movies and books made.

  • @The-bi5ry
    @The-bi5ry Год назад +57

    I honestly believe the first movie works great as a stand alone. The last scene in the elevator where she says "No" when Christian tries to approach her when she breaks up with him is so powerful.

    • @metalpleasure
      @metalpleasure 2 месяца назад +2

      Aaaaand then they get back together in the second book 😭

    • @katarinabrunk8698
      @katarinabrunk8698 Месяц назад

      If the movie was tagged differently, sure

  • @JG-xb2fl
    @JG-xb2fl 4 года назад +737

    It's more like 50 shades of emotional and physical abuse...

  • @sstarlight4840
    @sstarlight4840 4 года назад +2952

    Christian: *Aggressively takes off shirt* I don't like when you go out with your friends

    • @whalienabi
      @whalienabi 4 года назад +206

      That was so weird and stupid, I just had to laugh

    • @Sunny-lt1zl
      @Sunny-lt1zl 4 года назад +13

      Lmfaooooooo

    • @ranelgallardo7031
      @ranelgallardo7031 4 года назад +89

      Him taking off his shirt was the most useless writing ever

    • @legzfalloffgirl5148
      @legzfalloffgirl5148 4 года назад +35

      Pffffffft... His abs ain't that great😴

    • @kcc235
      @kcc235 4 года назад +41

      It's interesting way to express anger.
      Frustrated? Take off your shirt.
      Angry? Take off your shirt.
      That makes so much sense lol

  • @Iamdafish
    @Iamdafish 11 месяцев назад +11

    If someone tried to eat my toast theyre gunna be tasting my fist

  • @KC-wb7lq
    @KC-wb7lq 2 года назад +120

    I almost threw my phone when Christian said “men must be throwing themselves at you.” Anna is more plain that white bread. She as a character is just boring and not especially attractive so how does this billionaire playboy suddenly become obsessed with her? I guess cause the script says so 🙄

    • @charu.sanjeev
      @charu.sanjeev Год назад +2

      i kind of feel the same thing 🙂

    • @waltermh111
      @waltermh111 Год назад +38

      Actually, its probably her blandness that is attractive. It has a kind of innocence. He likes control. Its a perfect fit because she gives up control so easy.

    • @KC-wb7lq
      @KC-wb7lq Год назад +4

      @@waltermh111 that makes sense! I guess to him she would be the ultimate sub

    • @vilmavenla
      @vilmavenla 10 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@waltermh111You know what would be interesting? A fierce, sassy girl with self respect and a great personality gets stalked. The girl does not give up control of her life easily and eventually escapes the relationship.

    • @lumityviktuuristanartist4100
      @lumityviktuuristanartist4100 2 месяца назад +2

      I mean come on , dakota is definitely attractive but yeah anna is so bland , so boring , bella from twilight and hell even the female character in 365 days at least had a personality kind of , sort of , probably

  • @tylerblack3962
    @tylerblack3962 4 года назад +6523

    Grey: “I don’t make love, i FIRETRUCK”
    Me: “Whoo! Alex’s censorship made this 100% better”

  • @cease842
    @cease842 4 года назад +2387

    This movie makes me so uncomfortable, why would anyone find this hot?

    • @micho8380
      @micho8380 4 года назад +15

      SugarHoodie 399 oof ikr

    • @TeylaDex
      @TeylaDex 4 года назад +177

      desperate housewiveys who married their highschool sweethearts that they later realised they didn't actually love, but he works, and she doesn't have to so... that is what they think an exicting romance is like. at least that is what i got from the internet and what the average fan looks like.

    • @Skyler_Momoko
      @Skyler_Momoko 4 года назад +34

      ehhh 13 year old me didn't know what love was lmaooooo

    • @L5940
      @L5940 4 года назад +49

      There's probably a few categories of people that watch this. Desperate women will probably like this, people who feel like they can never escape their current bad marriage due to their social/financial position so they escape into bad fiction or they're just lonely. Another group would be curious young people who just want to know about the adult life, this is the most dangerous group since they're influenced by what they watch a lot more. Finally there's men who will probably not read the book but they'll watch the movie for the power-play of dominance of the male lead towards the young female.

    • @TeylaDex
      @TeylaDex 4 года назад +30

      @@L5940 actually i have seen several statistics over viewers and the few men visiting were 90% in the category "my wife/gf dragged me here".
      Otherwise you're 1.000% right.

  • @2013venjix
    @2013venjix 10 месяцев назад +20

    14:56! Whip, cry, break up, credits.

  • @maddihsonsteel2698
    @maddihsonsteel2698 2 года назад +38

    I’ll be shameless enough to say I read the books when I was 13 and had no idea what actual real relationships were like. Now I look back and it’s just plain awkward 😂 this series really shouldn’t have gotten as popular as it did 😅

  • @dreamsdreamcatcher3840
    @dreamsdreamcatcher3840 4 года назад +2351

    The level of disappointment when you realize that he doesn’t say devils tango not a single time

    • @jt5618
      @jt5618 4 года назад +14

      Ikr😂😔

    • @jeckjeck3119
      @jeckjeck3119 4 года назад +28

      He is teasing us.

    • @LadyBherd
      @LadyBherd 4 года назад +14

      He said it once.. I'll find it

    • @LadyBherd
      @LadyBherd 4 года назад +26

      Nvm. It's just written on the screen :(

    • @leavoda3791
      @leavoda3791 4 года назад +4

      I watched the whole rhing again because I was 100% sure you arw wrong. You were right 😄🤩

  • @lanceturley7745
    @lanceturley7745 4 года назад +1939

    It's like one of those "crazy stalker" movies you'd see Ashley Judd or Jennifer Lopez do, except instead of doing the right thing and stabbing the guy to death to escape, she falls in "love."

    • @marianne6108
      @marianne6108 4 года назад +62

      Why did it make me think of the Stockholm syndrom lmao

    • @lanceturley7745
      @lanceturley7745 4 года назад +54

      @@marianne6108 No joke, I almost called it "Stockholm Syndrome: The Motion Picture."

    • @navdeepkaur7233
      @navdeepkaur7233 4 года назад +27

      *stockholm syndrome entered the chat*

    • @askeletonwearingatophat7582
      @askeletonwearingatophat7582 4 года назад +2

      Stockholm syndrome

    • @hallway_revenant7919
      @hallway_revenant7919 22 дня назад

      I was already lesbian but I just became even more lesbian

  • @BloodNAshez
    @BloodNAshez Год назад +56

    Just because you are rich and handsome doesn’t change the fact that you are a creep.

  • @mickih2872
    @mickih2872 3 месяца назад +5

    The commentary on this absolutely killed me. And the end comments are so true lol

  • @duckie4655
    @duckie4655 4 года назад +1230

    Her language is:
    ~sigh~
    *breathless*
    s-stutter
    👀 ~looks around like a quirky girl~

    • @stargirljules
      @stargirljules 4 года назад +67

      Just an updated version of Bella Swan 💀

    • @corinnapr1854
      @corinnapr1854 4 года назад +28

      Makes out with pencil...

    • @axelrios7692
      @axelrios7692 4 года назад +19

      She is literally a bella

    • @Teddyiscute
      @Teddyiscute 4 года назад +34

      Except worse despite being older. And supposedly the author was inspired by Twilight so she’s legit a knock-off Bella Swan! Imagine being a knock-off of a character that already isn’t that good! lmao 😂🤣

    • @bonkiborns
      @bonkiborns 4 года назад +21

      You forgot the *bites lower lip 82828 times*

  • @jramirez8637
    @jramirez8637 4 года назад +3620

    Alternate title: Ana Steel ignores every possible red flag imaginable for an hour and a half

  • @jugg4160
    @jugg4160 Год назад +35

    This guy’s humor is so damn funny

  • @that_pan_chick8650
    @that_pan_chick8650 Год назад +13

    I remember reading these books in middle school and all of my friends realized we might not be ready for relationships 😂

  • @annie_xo
    @annie_xo 3 года назад +14811

    If Christian was poor and ugly, this would have been a very different movie.

    • @rekhajoshi9228
      @rekhajoshi9228 3 года назад +492

      Yes. Yes it would.

    • @cloverihardlyknowher5190
      @cloverihardlyknowher5190 3 года назад +38

      Θάψε το σενάριο;

    • @notwerkinginthishouse8634
      @notwerkinginthishouse8634 3 года назад +27

      @@cloverihardlyknowher5190 what that means?

    • @notwerkinginthishouse8634
      @notwerkinginthishouse8634 3 года назад +54

      @@rekhajoshi9228
      idk if writer also regretted writing it.

    • @cloverihardlyknowher5190
      @cloverihardlyknowher5190 3 года назад +167

      @@notwerkinginthishouse8634 a greek channel did a review of the movie and they mentioned and illustrated with skits what it would look like if Christian was poor. I thought the person had seen their video. Regardless, it's great but in greek

  • @DD2009w
    @DD2009w 9 дней назад +3

    This is why lines from books should stay in books

  • @Cherbear35
    @Cherbear35 Год назад +5

    "I dont make love..I...FIRETRUCK" -Alex Meyers

  • @Xanegoh
    @Xanegoh 4 года назад +2607

    My only guess on why Anna eventually goes with Christian is because she's emotionally immature and wants someone dictating every part of her life.

    • @Xanegoh
      @Xanegoh 4 года назад +113

      @Joshua J or she's just stupid.

    • @freeburrrd5140
      @freeburrrd5140 4 года назад +14

      @@Xanegoh 😂😂😂

    • @cyb3r665
      @cyb3r665 4 года назад +6

      Xanegoh lmao🤣

    • @conroyboothe9616
      @conroyboothe9616 4 года назад +42

      Plus he's made of money

    • @izzywoods794
      @izzywoods794 4 года назад +22

      In the book she starts to get into the kinky shit too. The whole series is fucked up though😅😅

  • @sheluvslxchie
    @sheluvslxchie 4 года назад +2107

    This show is like a terrible mix of twilight and “YOU” some creep and a girl magically that falls in love with said creep

    • @candypop1925
      @candypop1925 4 года назад +16

      If that ain't the truth 😂😂😂😂

    • @silentm0th
      @silentm0th 4 года назад +16

      You was ok that's the worst part

    • @bowtiesarerad
      @bowtiesarerad 4 года назад +24

      50 Shades was on TV recently, and I was like, "why does Christian Gray remind me of Joe Goldberg?"

    • @marla0412
      @marla0412 4 года назад +4

      @@bowtiesarerad omg he looks similar too i'm dead

    • @JasmineGeminiDragon
      @JasmineGeminiDragon 4 года назад +3

      You just described most animes...

  • @Sh3rni_
    @Sh3rni_ 7 месяцев назад +9

    As someone who admittedly used to write fanfiction on Wattpad, when he breaks it down like this it is very much constructed like a badly written fanfiction and I never realized it until now 🤣 all the way down to the weird sexual lines that could've actually been pretty good if the timing wasn't so awkward and weird, to the chance encounters and the different ways they end up in the same room 😅

  • @svetlanaandrasova6086
    @svetlanaandrasova6086 4 месяца назад +7

    Worst part is this story is wrote by a woman. E. L. James fantisizing about being abused. And all cos the man she imagined in the story was rich and hot.

  • @Reaganreads
    @Reaganreads 4 года назад +1125

    "I don’t make love, I firetruck."
    I lost it.

    • @soundsoftheheart3164
      @soundsoftheheart3164 4 года назад +17

      😂😂😂😂 I started singing firetruck by NCT 127

    • @anthoula1208
      @anthoula1208 4 года назад +5

      @@soundsoftheheart3164 SAME YESS!! 💚😂🥰

    • @JustMeDidii
      @JustMeDidii 4 года назад +4

      Smosh had the real OG Firetruck

    • @jennysivad3337
      @jennysivad3337 4 года назад

      @@soundsoftheheart3164 ayyye

    • @terezavaradova962
      @terezavaradova962 4 года назад

      @@soundsoftheheart3164 Lol, same.

  • @eastkidd2563
    @eastkidd2563 4 года назад +761

    "I would like to bite that lip"
    Alex: w h e e z e

  • @IdaNarciso-ge8du
    @IdaNarciso-ge8du 9 месяцев назад +8

    "if u were mine you wouldn't be able to sit down for a week"
    Uhm NOPE.😀

  • @dhritirajhaldar2243
    @dhritirajhaldar2243 Год назад +4

    11:58 - "For a billionaire CEO, this dude's gotta lot of free time" - Explains every romance webtoon there.

  • @aarshbhadra854
    @aarshbhadra854 4 года назад +1334

    should have been called "The rise of The Devils Tango"

    • @mercyxmutual
      @mercyxmutual 4 года назад +15

      No no no the SECOND movie is the real devils tango compilation

    • @spacecat4409
      @spacecat4409 4 года назад +3

      He didn't even say devils tango once in this video

    • @eret1761
      @eret1761 4 года назад +1

      This made me laugh so much and i don’t know why

  • @plumprat1751
    @plumprat1751 4 года назад +1605

    This sounds like a friggin horror movie. It’s friggin crazy.

    • @pizzafanaticforlife1386
      @pizzafanaticforlife1386 4 года назад +67

      I’m sure if you just change the soundtrack, this movie could be classified & watched as a horror movie

    • @luzpueblalara4128
      @luzpueblalara4128 4 года назад +8

      Yes. The guy is a PSICO

    • @KikiChan_007
      @KikiChan_007 4 года назад +27

      Without the bombass soundtrack, this is a lifetime movie about a girl in a toxic relationship with a psychotic man.

    • @plumprat1751
      @plumprat1751 4 года назад +3

      Luz Puebla Lara don’t you mean psycho

    • @karateparty100
      @karateparty100 4 года назад +2

      Pizzafanaticforlife Yes, because editing is everything :)

  • @okoreo
    @okoreo Год назад +13

    The funniest part of this is that if the guy had been unattractive (by someone's personal standard) that this would had been seen as creepy but sense he's not it was seen as romantic and cute.

    • @deadbunnys
      @deadbunnys 9 месяцев назад +1

      he’s still extremely creepy tho?

    • @Vickyanimates
      @Vickyanimates 8 месяцев назад

      He is creepy. He’s not the hunchback of Notre Dame ugly, but he’s not hot either.

  • @LizzieNya
    @LizzieNya Месяц назад +2

    "I never read the books"
    God bless your beautiful soul and let it stay that way

  • @nayrouztantush7005
    @nayrouztantush7005 4 года назад +349

    this makes twilight seem like shakespeare

    • @o_o1317
      @o_o1317 4 года назад +7

      lmao

    • @madeehaghani9138
      @madeehaghani9138 4 года назад +6

      Ahahaha

    • @promnightdumpsterbaby7430
      @promnightdumpsterbaby7430 4 года назад +1

      The second is better than the first for sure definitely not as creepy and not really toxic

    • @sophieschroer42
      @sophieschroer42 4 года назад

      @@promnightdumpsterbaby7430 Did we watch the same movie? Because if anything, the relationship only gets more bizarre and toxic.

  • @abyssalnightmare551
    @abyssalnightmare551 4 года назад +3138

    as a normal sane-ish young woman, this movie is genuinely terrifying

    • @nataliejoy7751
      @nataliejoy7751 4 года назад +105

      I felt the sane-ish part😂

    • @vanessabrown5438
      @vanessabrown5438 4 года назад +17

      Beyond scary

    • @ktgirl-oh9px
      @ktgirl-oh9px 4 года назад +38

      So are the books. I couldn't get past the first 2-3 pages in the books when I was 16. Nowadays I hate even the covers.

    • @ruby4416
      @ruby4416 4 года назад +14

      ktgirl 75761 I think I’m one of the only people that loved the books and films 🤪😂😂

    • @anxiety512
      @anxiety512 4 года назад +40

      This movie doesn't seem like a romance, it feels like it's a horror story instead

  • @elvishghoul
    @elvishghoul 4 месяца назад +3

    ive never actually watched the movie, but my god the clips are so akward xD it feels like a wattpad book got a movie but it wasn’t professionally reviewed at all. also totally binging these videos. quickly becoming one of my favorite content creators.

  • @davethelong5093
    @davethelong5093 2 года назад +8

    His laughter outburst at 7:52 is absolutely hilarious 😂

  • @weepingshadesofindigo575
    @weepingshadesofindigo575 4 года назад +4376

    Everyone: Wow, Edward is so creepy. No one can write a worse more toxic relationship than twilight.
    E. L. James: Hold my beer.

    • @L5940
      @L5940 4 года назад +65

      I'm glad you've never heard of the slap and kiss dramas from Thailand. Stockholm syndrome and abuse at its finest.
      ruclips.net/video/xr7vWpLY72s/видео.html
      Honestly, the world is kinda messed up.
      Edit: Just wanted to add to this conversation that kidnapping/forced marriage dramas are more popular in Asia which is probably because of the real human trafficking problem in Asia. Basically, this video portrayed a worry that real young women of poverty (lower-class) in Asia face every day. So it's problematic representation basically since it does normalise the events as well. Sure there's plenty of rich places in Asia that are very safe but that's definitely not the case everywhere.

    • @sabinaabubekir4543
      @sabinaabubekir4543 4 года назад +52

      L5940 I made a mistake and watched this vid. Now I am traumatized. And the fact that they put romantic song over mostly a compilation of abuse scenes made it even worth.
      The culture of what is considered romantic relationships between men and women is so messed up

    • @user-hd2wk7xr4z
      @user-hd2wk7xr4z 4 года назад +6

      Is this kink shame? Or their relationship ?

    • @confused3523
      @confused3523 4 года назад +7

      L5940 dude my mouth was agape the whole time and people are supporting that GSGSHHSHDHSHSH

    • @flameron1
      @flameron1 4 года назад +4

      Sabina Abubekir idk. It is an actual think. I’ve had so many people try to give me contracts online. It’s wild

  • @amoralexandria3071
    @amoralexandria3071 4 года назад +2623

    “How many women have stayed in this room?”
    “15”
    “That’s a lot of women…”
    LMFAO have you watched Love Island? That’s nothing.

    • @lanebreakerRBH
      @lanebreakerRBH 4 года назад +41

      it actually nothing
      my partner has had like...30 play partners 😂

    • @colinehay
      @colinehay 4 года назад +42

      Right? 15 people is like...junior year of college number of partners. Hardly a lot.

    • @imayeti.4674
      @imayeti.4674 4 года назад +25

      Amor Alexandria *laughs in the bachelor*

    • @kackareznickova5431
      @kackareznickova5431 4 года назад +10

      my had none only me😇❤️

    • @lanebreakerRBH
      @lanebreakerRBH 4 года назад +7

      @500daysofinternet pahahaha same 😂 other girls into kink clearly noped tf out of there

  • @rubygracemoseley8144
    @rubygracemoseley8144 День назад

    “I don’t make love I-“
    “FIRETRUCK!”
    This is beautiful 😂❤️

  • @jacqslabz
    @jacqslabz Год назад +15

    The creepest part can be knowing which of your relatives own copies of the book.

  • @that_one_person2865
    @that_one_person2865 3 года назад +6227

    For a billionaire, he does have a lot of free time.😂😂

    • @sheamorrey963
      @sheamorrey963 3 года назад +223

      How did he even make his “millions”

    • @user-yx3mx3xr6n
      @user-yx3mx3xr6n 3 года назад +268

      And he's quite young too. Most billionaires are middle-aged.

    • @_xxicantthinkofanamexx_6864
      @_xxicantthinkofanamexx_6864 3 года назад +44

      @@user-yx3mx3xr6n what about the creator Facebook and owner of Instagram I forgot his name but he seems pretty young

    • @dreamdoll8700
      @dreamdoll8700 3 года назад +18

      @@_xxicantthinkofanamexx_6864 creepy boy s😂🦎

    • @nurnadhirahsaing6169
      @nurnadhirahsaing6169 3 года назад +44

      @@_xxicantthinkofanamexx_6864 you mean Mark Zuckerberg ?

  • @andreahaasnoot1931
    @andreahaasnoot1931 4 года назад +1569

    Child: 'where do babies come from?'
    Alex Meyers: 'well, when two people love eachother they FIRETRUCK'

  • @rinaltair5415
    @rinaltair5415 9 месяцев назад +7

    The fact that this series started out as a twilight fanfic... says a LOT lmao

  • @peytonwallace337
    @peytonwallace337 Год назад +4

    this is just american psycho 2

  • @darkangel4994
    @darkangel4994 4 года назад +9403

    i truly don’t understand how people find LITERAL STALKERS attractive??? like he’s so creepy

    • @totallynotdeadinside3702
      @totallynotdeadinside3702 4 года назад +204

      He's like Joe from you

    • @reaperplayzgames6833
      @reaperplayzgames6833 4 года назад +155

      He's Edward from twilight 😂😂😂

    • @Bllll957
      @Bllll957 4 года назад +87

      Lol yeah he's creepy. I think Jaime Dornan on top of it all embraced the creepy cuz who would be turned on by his weird face in these movies?? He's just- well... cREEPY. Does he ever blink?

    • @crowanxious2216
      @crowanxious2216 4 года назад +137

      Dark Angel Probably the same way people find Ted Bundy attractive....
      Yikes.
      Like I've even seen TIK TOKS of girls thinking WOW CRIMINALS ARE SOOO HOT.
      It makes me wonder about their psychological state.

    • @lxvedxxm
      @lxvedxxm 4 года назад +12

      Ikrrr like dude gtfo of there

  • @miaa1762
    @miaa1762 4 года назад +4779

    I still refuse to believe a grown woman wrote the book. It seems like something a student in highschool would write, ngl 😐 I have seen middle schoolers write a more realistic and less abusive storyline than this.

    • @glitterxstar1982
      @glitterxstar1982 4 года назад +209

      Right, like I’m in middle school and I’m trying to write two books that are more realistic and make themes that connect to the reality of the world! I’m trying to avoid clichés (since one of them is a romance story) and inspire readers. I’m trying my best though!

    • @glitterxstar1982
      @glitterxstar1982 4 года назад +35

      Kayla Bateast Same I love his recations because they are FUNNY. I hope your short story goes well! 🙂

    • @curosaber
      @curosaber 4 года назад +75

      It started as a stupid erotic Twilight fanfic written by the author while she was in high school. She just change the names and released it as a book years later. As an adult. With all the grammatical errors she never corrected. And yet, it was a successful novel trilogy and a successful movie trilogy. That is screwed up.

    • @enagemania
      @enagemania 4 года назад +50

      @@curosaber it's impossible that she wrote it in high school since she's 57 now et twilight starts being published in 2005. Wikipedia says that she wrote back in 2009, that's even worse. 🤢 I remember her explaining in an interview how she asked her husband to check her story and stuff and he enjoyed it. ://

    • @curosaber
      @curosaber 4 года назад +40

      I heard wrong then. Either way, both her and her husband need to get their heads checked along with the fanbase.

  • @iamsinistar8971
    @iamsinistar8971 2 года назад +2

    This movie is the reason the "FBI! OPEN UP!" meme exists.

  • @shashankmishra9665
    @shashankmishra9665 8 месяцев назад +4

    Your giggles make my day Alex 😂

  • @lou._._.
    @lou._._. 4 года назад +1686

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    Nobody at all:
    Christian: I would like to bite that lip