@@velkylev4217 The word :"vodka" was borrowed from the polish language. Where the polish word :"wodka" actually the loan translation of latin - "aqua vitae".
+FanboyFlicks Hi Mark. Same here - (introducing Samurai Cop .. watched it months ago)... Following your channel all the way from NZ. You are a funny bugger! Thanks
+Charlene Alyssa Ingram go watch redlettermedia's interview with the actor. Apparently after so many reshoots and rewrites he was so pissed off he stopped trying altogether.
Watch Karate Girl. It's a shitty Turkish film that was lost in history, until the internet learned that it had the worst, longest, and most drawn-out death scene ever. I swear, it's worse than Samurai Cop.
I saw an interview with the Samurai Cop actor a few years ago. He has barely aged. He looks the same and he is such a down to earth guy. It was a really nice interview.
@@PurooRoy from my understanding, in Japanese, "Katana" is just their word for sword. So a western longsword would be a kind of Katana. In the West it refers to a sword patterned after a traditional Japanese typing, with a two handed grip and slightly curved single edge blade of medium length. To someone with knowledge of Japanese, speaking to their blue collar Westerner coworker who just asked a simple question that only needed a simple answer,, simply saying 'Japanese Sword' is a perfectly reasonable explanation that covers both bases well enough without over explaining. All that aside, 'Katana' certainly doesn't refer to a specific sword, I the way Tokyo refers to a specific city. Excalibur refers to a specific sword. Longsword does not refer to a specific sword. Katana does not refer to a specific sword. Durandal does refer to a specific sword. Etc.
@@stuflames4769 sword is called nihonto in Japanese. There are many different types of Japanese swords - katana, odachi, tachi, ninjato, wakizashi, tanto etc.
Charlene Alyssa Ingram In fairness, at least he wasn't rejecting his own culture and tried claiming Japan's superioirty. He only spoke some Japanese as well as use a sword a few times (even in the latter case, he mostly used a gun when needed). So I wouldn't call him a weeaboo.
2 years later. Please tell me you've seen it. It's one hell of an experience. If you haven't watch it with friends and if you smoke weed make sure you're stocked up. You'll have a great time 😂
Well it's a japanese word for single edged curved sword, the transliteration of the kanji character 刀 otherwise pronounced as ''tou'', it's not limited to samurai swords because French sabers and Persian scimitar and Chinese Dao and any other single edged curve swords are ''katana'' as well. But it's sword in Japanese nonetheless, so it's not really not that much bullshit.
+Joseph Wallaby Knowing lots of Japanese culture and/or being interested in it does not make one a weeaboo. The person has to reject his/her own culture and try to be Japanese from the little information they got only to get it wrong. The OP didn't say or even imply anything about rejecting his own culture.
The scene in the car, where he kept saying "shoot him!" over and over? I bet that was multiple takes to get the best one, but then the director used them all for run time.
My whole life, I felt empty. There are something important that I was suppose to do. Something that would change the world. I was suppose to watch Samurai Cop. I did that in Feb of 2020. Since then, everything has been perfect. 2020 will go down as the best year ever.
Councilor, before your law suit even gets off the court clerk's desk, I'll have their stinking bodies in garbage bags and shipem back to Japan for fertilizer.
Thing is, they don’t make movies “so bad that they’re good” anymore. They’re all just movies so bad that they’re... BAD. Aw, I miss the 90s/early 2000s.
19:16 Actually, that is pretty much spot on the Yakuza: they kill people, they sell drugs, they abuse and pimp women but... THEY REALLY CARE ABOUT HONOR. That part about honor is actually true in real life lol
I’m literally taking a high school level film class right now, and the VERY FIRST thing they taught us was how to film somebody’s face. The fact that these guys don’t even know how to do that means they must’ve literally never taken a camera coarse.
"What dose Godzilla mean?"
"It means Japanese lizard."
😆😆😆😂😂😂😂
Were do I started😱😒
Gorilla whale
That’s DINOSAUR, hombré!
lmao
"what does Toyota means?
It means Japanese car."
'Toyota' is the feminine version of Japanese car. The masculine is 'Honda' lol
"What does Anime mean?
It means Japanese Cartoon."
What does Japan mean?
It means Japanese island!
Kuruma means Japanese car actually
Hey buddy, i'm American... stop generalizing.
"What does gun mean?"
"It means bullet launcher."
what does bullet mean?
A Lonely Potato It means hole maker.
🤣🤣🤣
@@SolisFactor what does a lonely potato mean?
@@tannerthepanman9202 it means Fry maker
"What does vodka mean?"
"It means Russian water."
Actually that is correct and therefore it doesn't work as a joke. Lol
actually, vodka literally means ''little water'' in Russian, from the word voda (water)
@@velkylev4217 The word :"vodka" was borrowed from the polish language. Where the polish word :"wodka" actually the loan translation of latin - "aqua vitae".
💀
@@guron246 how was it borrowed from Polish, exactly?
"What does pasta mean? "
"It means Italian food."
Wow so classy
What does crap mean?
@@hixsey2501 lmao
@@hixsey2501 savage😂
@@otizzlebabe8715 human waste
“What does cocaine mean?”
“It means Colombian flour”
This is gold.
Nose Candy
lmao
😂
Jajajajajaja I hate you(i am from Colombia) jajajaj
The budget for this movie went straight up everyone's noses
Lmao!!!!!!! 🤣😂🤣😂 funniest comment ever.
Just like DeadFall. Lol
Took my time to understand the joke.
Hall of Fame comment right here.... 😉
Yeah. Cocaine. 😂
The police captian pause was gold, according to an interview he was waiting for the director to yell cut and he never did hahahah
I bet this started out as a porno but then someone watched it and said "you know what, i bet there's a story here"
Jeffrey Slagle xD
You know I hear some of the best films start off like that.
Basically the same with The Room lmao. Three sex scenes within the 10 first minutes of the movie
Lol
Bro that’s facts
Thanks for the mention Chris!
Hi Mark...
thanks for introducing Samurai Cop .. watched it months ago. the best ever ! XD (your long time subscriber)
+FanboyFlicks ur videos are aweome man.
Greetings from India
+FanboyFlicks Hi Mark.
Same here - (introducing Samurai Cop .. watched it months ago)...
Following your channel all the way from NZ.
You are a funny bugger!
Thanks
Awesome seeing you here. Didn't know you watched Chris' videos. Both of you guys are great
+FanboyFlicks Love your videos!
“What does punch mean?”
It means hard touch.
😂😂😂😂
How would you answer the question: "what does Katana mean?"
@@stuflames4769 It means curvy sword.
@@TBH-nu2so like a shamshir?
Or a cutlass?
@@TBH-nu2so ah, no. A flamberge. Or a kris. Those are curvy swords.
Good description.
"What does revenge mean?"
"It means head on a piano."
You. Up. Now.
"What does taco mean?"
"It means Mexican food."
Timliu92 LOOOOL!!! 😂😂😂
My brother asked me "what does Kasumi mean?" "It means Japanese daughter"
"What does Oktoberfest mean?"
"It means German beer festival."
Timliu92 "what does chopsticks mean?" "It means chinese sticks"
Not gonna lie, i'm going to say something like that every time someone ask me a foreign food or custom.
When a porn director tries to make an actual movie
A porn director would have a better understanding of lighting, editing, framing, dialogue and pretty much everything else.
@@654jimbob654 I don't watch porn so I wouldn't know ...
@@sadtoast6122 yeah man
@@CandraNurIhsan ay
*Sweet Cheeks Plays*
on Twitch
Virtual Boi
Pass the word please?
😽😻🥰😍😖😘
@@sadtoast6122 (x) doubt.
"What is tea?"
........
"It is Asian Weed."
The British in war mode: d faq u say?
Whaaaath dhaa phaaakk? 😂🤣🤣🤣😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣
It's a plant used to create a drink YOU GIANT DROOLER
"What did Tenet mean"
"I don't know"
Suicide Squad - 26% on Rotten Tomatoes
Samurai Cop - 52% on Rotten Tomatoes
WTF??!!
You're lying
+Jorge Yanez As of the day I posted it, I assure you I wasn't lying
+Your Homie (A. Junior) What about samurai cop 2?
Go check
+Your Homie (A. Junior) is it any better
"What does Micheal Bay mean?"
"It means big explosion"
It also means i spent 3 hours watching a hot pile of garbage aka a michael bay "film"
You need more likes man
hahaha
You are a legend my man 🤣😂
Also it means shitty movies
“What does SONY mean?”
“It means Japanese electronics”
"I will relieve you of this gift. This black gift." I genuinely can't remember the last time I've laughed so fucking hard
10:24 Samurai Cop's eyes kept looking up as though he was reading his next lines off of cue cards.
+Charlene Alyssa Ingram Pretty sure he was.
+Charlene Alyssa Ingram go watch redlettermedia's interview with the actor. Apparently after so many reshoots and rewrites he was so pissed off he stopped trying altogether.
Jack Somerset Lol! It almost sounds like the guy never wanted to do the movie in the first place.
+Charlene Alyssa Ingram RedLetterMedia did this way better and way before stop copying them you FRAUD HACK !!
+Fernando Donoso ..what
There's a sequel...called Samurai Cop 2: Deadly Vengeance starring the original cast....and Tommy Wiseau.
I'm not joking.
Dude number 2 is even worse/better then the first
That’s too good to be true
Where can I watch it
@@TheGeorgieboy1978 impossible
@@Kinobambino go and watch the trailer... and that barely does Justice to how freaking weird the sequel is
I need a remake with Sebastian Stan and Anthony Mackie with Dave Bautista as the swordsman.
Dave Bautista was in the original. He was just standing so incredibly still you couldn't see him.
I would absolutely watch that 🤣
You EVIL, VILE, GENIUS!!!!!
The ability to say the 'I'm telling these SOBs' speech without cracking up ... now there's an actor!
CHRIS! THERE IS A SECOND ONE! WITH TOMMY WISEAU IN IT! WHY ARENT YOU MAKING ANOTHER GOLDEN HILARIOCITY REVIEW???? THAT WOULD BE THE ULTIMATE ONE!!
On second thoughts there is a difference between Trying and Failing and Trying to Fail.
So, Mikeius was right
Mikeius is a greek youtuber who has also reviewed this movie
The sequel tries too hard to cash in on bad movie-ness. It almost never works when a film tries to be hilariously bad.
It's going to be insanely difficult to find for him to do any kind of review! That's perhaps for the best!
Dariush Asadi it was lame
Watch Karate Girl. It's a shitty Turkish film that was lost in history, until the internet learned that it had the worst, longest, and most drawn-out death scene ever. I swear, it's worse than Samurai Cop.
Karate Girl and Samurai Cop are two quality movies!
+Mr.Bootleg Or Turkish Rambo
Final Ninja Zero Magnum Opus.
+Tiberius16 that one is hilarious with the RPG.
is that the movie with the guy that gets shot like fifteen times?😂
Samurai Cop's partner's reactions to the dialogue in the scene with the nurse had me screaming... It's so absurd it's hilarious!
“What does tortilla mean?”
“It means Mexican pancake”
"What does taco mean?"
"It means Mexican sushi"
So Samurai Cop's hair was the Henry Cavill mustache of the 80's.
kungfuman82 Basically 😂
Henry Cavill’s moustache was a blessing
AestheticBiker82 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yep just much less famous lol
Samurai cop *has a speech about why drugs sucks*
Samurai cop *is obviously high while making said speech*
Samini the B 🤣🤣🤣 I’d bet he was reading those lines off of cue cards with those weird and stiff lines he delivered.
While simultaneously everyone on set was burying their heads in mountains of cocaine
I think he is just another jim breuer Lol
Every once in a while I come back and rewatch this because this has to be one of the most hilarous movie reviews ever.
Same 😂
And I thought I was the only one lol
When a director blows the budget on weed and cocaine
True
Budget? What budget?
🤣
"I will bring you his piano and I will place it on your head"
Lol
That was too funny
I was wondering if anyone else noticed that he said piano on the head scene
I EXPLODED!
Omg this is an amazing comment 😂😂😂😂
"what does bad acting mean?"
"it means Hilariocity"
it means samurai cop lol
@@leereturn2006 now you just brought a new meaning to bad acting. well done.
You know what Chris, I love you for making this available to me whebever I feel down. I come back to this particular video every couple of months
I saw an interview with the Samurai Cop actor a few years ago. He has barely aged. He looks the same and he is such a down to earth guy. It was a really nice interview.
He actually admitted to being in it?
Yeah I saw that too..
I think the channel he was on was Red Letter Media.
I used to think he's Sylvester Stallone.
Link please
He sucks at acting
"This gift......this BLACK gift"
XD wtf. I gotta start saying that to a buddy of mine
LMFAO!! That part is hilarious
+Kegan Terry LMMMMFFFFAAAAOOOOOO!!!!!!
I died!!!
+Kegan Terry Tarantino obviously stole this scene for Django. No shame.
+Kegan Terry your shadow is not a real friend
"Would you like to fork me?" *unenthusiastically* "Bingo."
Suddenly "I don't like sand" is seeming like much more a natural, human interaction.
"what does bad acting means"
"Bad acting means samurai cop".
"what does fellatio mean?"
"it means Italian romance"
Cannoli means the same
😂😂😂
*samurai cop runs someone over*
“Oh man”
Hey wait a minute !
"I want you to tell these mother fuckers"
Oh God! Oh man!
That's something you say if you blew a tire, not for possible manslaughter.
Son of a bitches 😂
“What does Nazi mean?”
“It means German army.”
True tho
Fucking Hilarious
Nah it means German with mustache
But it is 100% true :)
@@malekiththeeternityking5433 or austrian
Say what you want about this movie, Samurai Cop looks and sounds like the best side kick and wingman ever. Like he says nice things and is uplifting.
Legend has it..Chris is still questioning himself where to start.
yes
I have a feeling that legend is true.
This is Japanese Sword, she's got my back. I'd advise not getting killed by her. Her sword traps the souls of its victims.
Such an underrated comment
K.
Lol Suicide squad
This might be my favorite RUclips comment
"So that's it, huh? We're some kind of... suicide squad?"
"What does Tokyo mean?"
"It means Japanese city."
The difference is,
Katana actually means Japanese sword.
Where Tokyo is a specific city.
@@stuflames4769 katana is also a specific sword.
@@PurooRoy from my understanding, in Japanese, "Katana" is just their word for sword.
So a western longsword would be a kind of Katana.
In the West it refers to a sword patterned after a traditional Japanese typing, with a two handed grip and slightly curved single edge blade of medium length.
To someone with knowledge of Japanese, speaking to their blue collar Westerner coworker who just asked a simple question that only needed a simple answer,, simply saying 'Japanese Sword' is a perfectly reasonable explanation that covers both bases well enough without over explaining.
All that aside, 'Katana' certainly doesn't refer to a specific sword, I the way Tokyo refers to a specific city.
Excalibur refers to a specific sword. Longsword does not refer to a specific sword. Katana does not refer to a specific sword. Durandal does refer to a specific sword.
Etc.
@@stuflames4769 sword is called nihonto in Japanese. There are many different types of Japanese swords - katana, odachi, tachi, ninjato, wakizashi, tanto etc.
@@PurooRoy well, so much for another factoid I learned from the internet, then.
When his wig came off in the fight scene I laughed so hard everyone on my street woke up
Now we know how Michael Bay's female roles were inspired.
English please.
+Caleb Pagan you need go to school
+Aj Koorstra Hilarious and so spot on. I think this is where he gets his ideas for character development as well.
+Caleb Pagan Okay "Caleb Pagan"
I apologize to everyone on this thread. Its midnight where I live and I read that wrong. I take full responsibility of being an idiot.
"If you have an idea, it's probably better than Samurai Cop."
We fucked the top 4
Shit tacos?
Samurai Cop 2
I don't think so))) nobody can ever make so hilarious movie)))))
Lmao
Legend has it.... Even today, 4 years later....
He is asking 'Where do I start?'
"What does kimono mean?"
"It means Japanese bathrobe."
No, it's not a bathrobe.
Unlike a sword. Which is a sword.
Much better than the Super Bowl.
awwww you don't like the super bowl since the Panthers are losing
+Dominick Castro broncos for the win
+Dominick Castro Nah I actually wanted the Broncos to win LOL.
+ZOMBIE RAGER hell yea (fist bump)
IKR. I was hyping for this all day!!!!
Samurai Cop: The First Weeaboo.
Charlene Alyssa Ingram In fairness, at least he wasn't rejecting his own culture and tried claiming Japan's superioirty. He only spoke some Japanese as well as use a sword a few times (even in the latter case, he mostly used a gun when needed). So I wouldn't call him a weeaboo.
More like the long lost brother of Martin Riggs from Lethal Weapon.
Wth is a weeaboo
How did so many people agree with this post? This character is nothing like a Weeaboo. Did they not watch this video?
"What does sperm mean?"
"It means pee that makes baby."
Chris “where do I start” Stuckmann
I guess you could say he's... Stuck, man
Honest to god , Ive seen pornos where the female characters are more subtle in their intentions.
Praxis Victim I KNOW RIGHT?!
I'm not a filmmaker, but I want to make a Samurai cop fan film. The fact that the original was made gives me hope that one day I can make it
lazyrmc There was a Samurai Cop 2 made after this movie came out of the woodwork. Same actors and everything. You'd have a lot to live up to.
Matt S. Still, I might live to see it!
I completely lost all self-control when I saw the stuffed toy animal lion's head at 16:35 ROFL!!!!
Lmao
I didn't even notice it first time around. Oh man, that's gold!
LOL I literally just saw it and cried 😂
Holy shit, I never even noticed it. I can't thank you enough for pointing that out. Lmao
I haven't seen this movie yet, but I know it's already a masterpiece.
Heheh first time i heard of this, this is amazing
2 years later. Please tell me you've seen it. It's one hell of an experience. If you haven't watch it with friends and if you smoke weed make sure you're stocked up. You'll have a great time 😂
Samurai Cop 2 has Tommy Wiseau and pornstar Kayden Kross starring in it, that is a goldmine
Kayden Kross is amazing
+Tommy Nowak Hell yeah can't wait for that one!!!
+Tommy Nowak That sounds like a masterpiece
+Milos Misic It's already out I own it on Bluray you can watch it on demand on a lot of places online. It is fucking great.
Wait....... you're not serious....... are you?
-What does Katana mean?
-It means Japanese sword.
Bullshit. Bullshit everywhere
Well it's a japanese word for single edged curved sword, the transliteration of the kanji character 刀 otherwise pronounced as ''tou'', it's not limited to samurai swords because French sabers and Persian scimitar and Chinese Dao and any other single edged curve swords are ''katana'' as well. But it's sword in Japanese nonetheless, so it's not really not that much bullshit.
But yeah straight swords are ''Ken'' from the Chinese ''Jian'' not ''tou'' or ''katana''.
+Benjamin Woo Are you an expert?
+Joseph Wallaby Knowing lots of Japanese culture and/or being interested in it does not make one a weeaboo. The person has to reject his/her own culture and try to be Japanese from the little information they got only to get it wrong. The OP didn't say or even imply anything about rejecting his own culture.
Cade Thumann OP?
The captain is truly the greatest police captain in cinema history
What does "The Room" mean?
It means "Samauri Cop" without action.
"This gift.
This black gift."
LOLOLOL...
Yeah the gangster seemed a bit mesmerized by that gift. Probably more than a little jealous too.
Jesus christ
Movies like this brings happiness to life
Frederick Shaibani
The scene in the car, where he kept saying "shoot him!" over and over? I bet that was multiple takes to get the best one, but then the director used them all for run time.
Hey remember when this guy was funny and credible?
I just watched this film and it feels like an Adult Swim spoof
You know what the kicker is?? Adult Swim might endorse this movie.
There’s a sequel, that’s the kicker
*video ends*
Chris: where do I start?
Mouaz Chikhani w h e r e d o I s t a r t
Me: Can we go see Lethal Weapon?
Mom: Sweety, we have Lethal Weapon at home.
Lethal Weapon At Home:
Lethal Weapon at home:
Fucking good movie tho right
The entire nurse scene was so funny i couldn't even laugh. I was just astonished.
Still better then Dragonball Evolution and The Last Airbender.
I can't believe I'm going to say this, but I would rather watch twilight than dragon ball evolution.
both these are all quality movies! Samurai Cop being the best!
+Tyler Cripps Well, to be fair, Twilight was at least faithful to its source material as opposed to the which shall not be named.
+Zela Morre agreed
+Michael Argota the last airbender was awesome, fuck the haters!
I love how at 18:46, when the two dudes show off their skills, the background doesn't change
Lmao
lol
Lmaoooo
My whole life, I felt empty. There are something important that I was suppose to do. Something that would change the world. I was suppose to watch Samurai Cop. I did that in Feb of 2020. Since then, everything has been perfect. 2020 will go down as the best year ever.
So, I guess I need to see it, too. Maybe to watch this movie is the meaning of my life.
Can't believe Chris didn't mention how Samurai Cop's face goes so red while the rest of him stays the same.....
He's white. He's angry.
It happens.
Samurai Cop 2! Someone needs to review that!
+nick najarian oh, and also Lexi Belle is on that movie. Now I know what I'm going to do tonight
+TheVeneroz lexi belle?
+TheVeneroz you don't get it it's ok though I'm not mad
+nick najarian seriously?? Haha
+The Moth Attracted to the Flame What on earth? Somebody thought it would be good to make another one? wow...
My favorite part was the 5 times Chris said “where do I even start”
What does Hilariocity mean?
It means Chris slowly going insane.
Hey wait a minute....
Shoot! You got him!
Simon Martin we respect the Japanese of this country, who are honest businessmen
Councilor, before your law suit even gets off the court clerk's desk, I'll have their stinking bodies in garbage bags and shipem back to Japan for fertilizer.
why does this comment have so many likes, HE ONLY SAID WAIT A MINUTE
because it can
his wig actually came off at 14:17
Damn, I didn't even notice that until you pointed it out! :D
If you set the speed to 0.25 you can clearly see his real hair, its in a ponytail..
why did he need a wig? 0.o
14:18 pause
"What does Vodka mean?"
"It means Russian water."
This makes the Room look like a masterpiece, which it is
'' This black gift '' lol 😂 I died
I scrolled through the comments looking for someone to say this
Lost it lmao, had to pause and cry XD
Honestly, we need more movies like this in 2019.
Opaqueness yes we do
Yes. We also need more people questioning their life choices after seeing movies like this in 2019.
We do, or rather...we have movies that are much worse...
birdemic or karete girl
Thing is, they don’t make movies “so bad that they’re good” anymore. They’re all just movies so bad that they’re... BAD.
Aw, I miss the 90s/early 2000s.
"What does cheap wig mean?"
"It means my hair , sometimes"...
”What does Ikea mean”
”Way of the swedish furniture”
"What does hentai mean?"
"It means 'japenese porno'"
More like Japanese pervert.
Japanese porn is JAV, "Japanese Adult Video".
More like “Anime porn”
More like masterpeice
It means ART, mom!
“What does Cricket mean?”
“It means British Baseball”
"What does Baseball mean?" "It means American Rounders."
Mortizul XD
19:16 Actually, that is pretty much spot on the Yakuza: they kill people, they sell drugs, they abuse and pimp women but... THEY REALLY CARE ABOUT HONOR.
That part about honor is actually true in real life lol
I like how you can totally tell the lead is trying to remember his lines during the restaurant scene.
You can clearly see the wig come off at 14:18!!!!! 😂😂😂
There are wig problems in every single scene. lol Chris gave up critiquing them
Kieran Fitzpatrick
It means Japanese sword.
lol
Kieran I
Apparently,Tommy Wiseau is in the sequel.
Really?
They barely had enough money to make one movie. How did they make a sequel?
Bookhead714 I don’t know
Edit: Yup, he was in the sequel. 😆
Oh hi Samurai Cop
The god of filmmaking? It must be an amazing movie.
12:55 greatest life lesson people, seriously.
I’m literally taking a high school level film class right now, and the VERY FIRST thing they taught us was how to film somebody’s face. The fact that these guys don’t even know how to do that means they must’ve literally never taken a camera coarse.
The length of his neck in the thumbnail gave me nightmares.
"What does Nintendo means?"
"It means Japanese video game"
The police captain isn't too bad an actor I think, just a victim of ...well horrifically bad directing...
No!. 😂
I hope it was done on purpose
Oh god the dialogue in that nurse scene is like straight from a script of an 80's porn movie.
Klaital1 bingo
2019 reboot. Directed by Michael Bay.
The Defender arcade machine blows up in that version.
We can only hope
at least michael bay enjoys what he does and his movies are fun popcorn flicks
Yes please
Explosions everywhere
i come back and watch this every so often lmao "yeah nice wig man" always kills me