Steel - Hilariocity Review

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  • Опубликовано: 28 ноя 2024

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  • @jester5009s
    @jester5009s 9 лет назад +222

    I realize this movie (and review) is old, but I think they makers of Steel missed out on calling it Shaquille o' Steel.

    • @Nappy47
      @Nappy47 7 лет назад +17

      Jesse Russo If I ever meet him, I swear I'm calling him that.

  • @TSealz
    @TSealz 9 лет назад +2381

    I just realized... Steel has a higher rating on rotten tomatoes than fantastic four (2015)

    • @EzraDair
      @EzraDair 9 лет назад +100

      +Timothy Seals cause it's fun

    • @EzraDair
      @EzraDair 9 лет назад +21

      +Timothy Seals cause it's fun

    • @brandonvalenti8401
      @brandonvalenti8401 9 лет назад +20

      +Timothy Seals Because it's fantastic four...

    • @natebham
      @natebham 9 лет назад +35

      +Timothy Seals 9% for 4stic and 12% for steel...omg

    • @natebham
      @natebham 9 лет назад +7

      +Timothy Seals 9% for 4stic and 12% for steel...omg

  • @JamesBuschell
    @JamesBuschell 9 лет назад +224

    I saw this in theaters when I was 10, I liked it at the time but my dad fell asleep, I now know why

    • @CrimsonShoryuken
      @CrimsonShoryuken 9 лет назад +48

      James Buschell Holy crap that had to have been torture.

    • @irllcd13
      @irllcd13 7 лет назад +4

      I saw Cutthroat Island in the theater.

    • @09214384270
      @09214384270 6 лет назад +2

      yea, i saw it also as a kid and liked it, I just thought steel's base/hideout was pretty cool

    • @mathewhex7045
      @mathewhex7045 5 лет назад +2

      Your dad is pretty cool my dad did similar stuff lol, just pay it forward and all is well

  • @nigerianscammerhaveyousent6497
    @nigerianscammerhaveyousent6497 5 лет назад +321

    *Fun fact: that cop that made the Home Alone face, he played Michael Jordan's dad in Space Jam*

    • @christophzeit6282
      @christophzeit6282 5 лет назад +28

      Wow, this is probably the single least important piece of knowledge ever uttered or put into writing in the history of mankind.

    • @queenannesrevenge1437
      @queenannesrevenge1437 5 лет назад +17

      @@christophzeit6282 No it's not.

    • @ThesteelLion
      @ThesteelLion 4 года назад +6

      Z Tom berry also plays Billikens in the first 2 Fast and Furious movies

    • @adampellett4917
      @adampellett4917 4 года назад +7

      I love Space Jam more than that because of the Looney Tunes even the hot Lola Bunny.

    • @austins.2495
      @austins.2495 3 года назад

      Deep cut

  • @Kinglink
    @Kinglink 5 лет назад +356

    "When ever someone falls off a building that you don't want to die, there's going to be a dumpster."
    John Wick 3: "Hold my rifle."

  • @IYamJayJay
    @IYamJayJay 9 лет назад +336

    "that damn souffle has more character development than anyone else in this movie." i laughed way too hard at that line

  • @ThePirateburke86
    @ThePirateburke86 8 лет назад +476

    I think we should all start saying "son of a butt"

    • @jamescannon7935
      @jamescannon7935 8 лет назад +4

      I guess that seems logical since we all came out of a butt when we came into the world. But sum weird meaningless thing with eyes and a mouth and long hair was attached to it helping the butt care for us.

    • @Ace_x77
      @Ace_x77 8 лет назад +14

      I was gonna make a gay joke butt fuck it.

    • @The3rdGunman
      @The3rdGunman 8 лет назад +16

      He's actually saying "Son of a Buck"....As lame as it is it is a thing.

    • @jasoncase9481
      @jasoncase9481 7 лет назад +10

      Beardsley McBeard "The son of a buck fumbled the damn football."

    • @emilengen7825
      @emilengen7825 6 лет назад +2

      3rd Gunman that's bullshit, it's son of a but.

  • @pdoglarsen
    @pdoglarsen 9 лет назад +586

    Steel woulda been better had Shaq being playing some sort of Genie or something.

  • @drhploveboat
    @drhploveboat 8 лет назад +134

    22:25 that part is just pure gold.

    • @jasoncase9481
      @jasoncase9481 7 лет назад +4

      drhploveboat So is him missing and the towel lands on the dog's face and the line at least he still has a imperfect record.

    • @drhploveboat
      @drhploveboat 7 лет назад +12

      nothing beats that "NOOO!!!"
      watch it on repeat: "NOOO!!! NOOO!!! NOOO!!! NOOO!!!"

    • @jasoncase9481
      @jasoncase9481 7 лет назад +4

      drhploveboat Pretty sure the dip line is just as great.

    • @toji7
      @toji7 6 лет назад +4

      It’s beautiful

  • @Curton6693
    @Curton6693 8 лет назад +245

    That guy who screams "No!! " at the grenade scene is hilarious!!!

    • @purschannel1155
      @purschannel1155 6 лет назад +14

      Curton6693 Damn, I thought I was the only was ROFL at the scene.

    • @IsaiahKeene
      @IsaiahKeene 4 года назад +7

      Just when u think shit can’t any more cringey 😬 lol

    • @edmontonboy99
      @edmontonboy99 4 года назад +3

      @@IsaiahKeene nO!

    • @adampellett4917
      @adampellett4917 3 года назад +4

      This is not an action film only a Looney Tunes cartoon. Lmao 🤣😆!

    • @MightMouse2174
      @MightMouse2174 3 года назад

      I just wanna say cringy

  • @Sam-el2we
    @Sam-el2we 8 лет назад +633

    If a gang told me they had laser guns, I'd join them in a heartbeat

    • @Batman-p7f
      @Batman-p7f 6 лет назад +4

      Samuel Walker Good joke.

    • @mathewhex7045
      @mathewhex7045 5 лет назад +9

      Pew pew pew...

    • @langbo9999
      @langbo9999 4 года назад +3

      Zapp Zapp Zapp 🔫

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 4 года назад +5

      I'd only join after they show me the laser guns.
      Everybody can claim to have laser guns, so proof is required!

    • @abhinav1935
      @abhinav1935 4 года назад +2

      Lol

  • @eprahs1
    @eprahs1 8 лет назад +587

    Im sorry, but when my grandmother was baking a cake nobody was allowed near the kitchen.

    • @dariushcreates
      @dariushcreates 8 лет назад +64

      "l'll make it right even if it kills me... "

    • @mathewhex7045
      @mathewhex7045 5 лет назад +5

      Have to wonder what was in that cake. spider fingers maybe

    • @QJ89
      @QJ89 4 года назад +6

      Being loudly shushed because you can't disturb the soufflé: Not Fucking Funny.

    • @kaylew108
      @kaylew108 4 года назад +2

      Ok...

    • @eprahs1
      @eprahs1 4 года назад +2

      @@kaylew108 Im sorry, but when my grandmother was baking a cake nobody was allowed near the kitchen.

  • @SarcyseTiranin
    @SarcyseTiranin 8 лет назад +498

    "Guns are bad, and laser guns are worse."
    Chris Stuckmann.
    Truly words to live by.

    • @heatherleigh696
      @heatherleigh696 5 лет назад +6

      SarcyseTiranin Guns aren’t “bad”, people are “bad.” An inanimate object cannot cause harm. More people are killed every year by knife than by gun.

    • @mathewhex7045
      @mathewhex7045 5 лет назад +6

      HEATHER Leigh ffs YES YES WE KNOW!!! Is it ok with you if we make some god damn jokes now?

    • @queenannesrevenge1437
      @queenannesrevenge1437 5 лет назад +2

      @@heatherleigh696 Found the gun nut.

    • @sharilshahed6106
      @sharilshahed6106 4 года назад

      @police-and-military-are-welfare-whores with a name like this, of course you'd think that.

    • @gkroll8467
      @gkroll8467 2 года назад +2

      Robocoon

  • @xpdobrada
    @xpdobrada 4 года назад +30

    I got to say, this is a hell of a "guilty pleasure" movie for me... When I was a kid I've always thought Stell was kinda a Black Superman, and that was awesome. I wasn't far from reality, even though I didn't know what the inspiration from the movie was drawn from.

    • @harlemraider3347
      @harlemraider3347 11 месяцев назад +3

      Wasn’t Steel introduced in DC after the Death of Superman?

  • @mjrboaner3203
    @mjrboaner3203 4 года назад +182

    Not gonna lie my sister referred to this as Black Robocop

    • @crunchy1547
      @crunchy1547 4 года назад +24

      That’s genuinely the best possible title for this movie

    • @zacharyjochumsen9677
      @zacharyjochumsen9677 3 года назад +3

      @@crunchy1547 what about stud of steel

    • @Parocha
      @Parocha Год назад +3

      You have NO idea how much I laughed with your comment

    • @goodnews9453
      @goodnews9453 Год назад +1

      Hilarious

  • @benprophet
    @benprophet 8 лет назад +240

    at least he didn't have rubber nipples

    • @jasoncase9481
      @jasoncase9481 8 лет назад +1

      This movie is laughably bad it was made to be serious which makes it all the more brilliant of a so bad its good movie.
      Batman and Robin was made not to be like Batman Forever

    • @dragonempress8367
      @dragonempress8367 8 лет назад +9

      Or bat butt

    • @jasoncase9481
      @jasoncase9481 8 лет назад

      Ebbi the Tigress And Keen the Koala you mean son of a butt.

    • @carlzson299
      @carlzson299 8 лет назад +1

      STEEL NIPS!

    • @theclout6051
      @theclout6051 7 лет назад +3

      b a t n i p s

  • @Mike-ds4ht
    @Mike-ds4ht 10 лет назад +220

    If a 7'1" human being tackles you wearing a bodysuit composed of solid steel plating, you will die. You'd be safer with a flaming helicopter landing on you.

    • @gjelbrim7281
      @gjelbrim7281 2 года назад +6

      350 pound 7'1" monster*

    • @BirchMonkey857
      @BirchMonkey857 2 года назад +6

      It's like the Arkham City shield "takedown" where Batman slams a car door at full force directly into someone's neck. That's 100% lethal.

  • @rontotarsky1
    @rontotarsky1 8 лет назад +409

    You know, you could do a gods of Egypt hillaryocity now

    • @movieworld717
      @movieworld717 8 лет назад +6

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jasoncase9481
      @jasoncase9481 7 лет назад +10

      Skt Vlogs He could also do 1 for the abomination the worst ever 007 movie Die Another Day.
      It's science inaccuracies are astounding

    • @BarberJ95
      @BarberJ95 4 года назад +1

      Jason Case, not a hilariocity but no worries. In 2020 he did it.

  • @CaptainCanuck1975
    @CaptainCanuck1975 7 лет назад +89

    "The grenade doesn't explode for 20 seconds."
    It's a leftover grenade from Die Hard 2.

    • @ambroseburnside1950
      @ambroseburnside1950 4 года назад +1

      Captain Canuck I think the grenades from Die Hard 2 look more realistic then Steel

    • @Climinator-op6kh
      @Climinator-op6kh 2 года назад +1

      Oh come on that's ridiculous! Die Hard 2's grenades exploded within half the time!

  • @42ndblaze43
    @42ndblaze43 6 лет назад +39

    "That's enough! That's enough my ass is on fire!" The accompanying faint laughter in the background made it all too perfect... It's probably the filmmakers realizing that this line is dumb

    • @tyshco2969
      @tyshco2969 3 года назад +5

      " I knew I smelled some nuts roasting. :D "

  • @Memorax
    @Memorax 10 лет назад +15

    "the fucking Soufflé has more character development than anyone in this movie" I laughed so hard hahaha omg this is gold

  • @Axolotl_Mischief
    @Axolotl_Mischief 7 лет назад +39

    "THIS IS A DC COMICS MOVIE, NOT SHAQ'S PERSONAL MIX-TAPE!!!"
    ...nearly pissed myself on that one.

  • @ChelseaAllen420
    @ChelseaAllen420 6 лет назад +18

    I just re-discovered your channel so bing watching...watched the Battlefield Earth video before this so Steel looks Oscar worthy in comparison.

  • @bournelucid
    @bournelucid 5 лет назад +24

    The women in the steel mill are walking around without protective gear around molten metal...
    CALL OSHA

  • @billo3314
    @billo3314 5 лет назад +28

    I love the concept of a 7,1 guy trying to keep a secret identity as a superhero

    • @Climinator-op6kh
      @Climinator-op6kh 2 года назад +5

      It should've been either Denzel Washington or Wesley Snipes in the role.

  • @spidavenom4
    @spidavenom4 8 лет назад +28

    The "kid" in this movie is Ray J. lol. The guy who made the Kardashians and Jenners multi-millionaires, sort of successful music career and R&B singer Brandy's little brother which is how he got his part.
    11:51 Another basketball reference. The Dikembe Mutumbo finger wave.

  • @lich5164four
    @lich5164four 8 лет назад +51

    11:44 That's also a basketball reference.

    • @lich5164four
      @lich5164four 8 лет назад +18

      Dikembe Mutombo does that after he blocks a shot, if you're wondering.

    • @whosaidthat84
      @whosaidthat84 4 года назад

      @@lich5164four then Jordan did it to Motumbo 😂

  • @cloudedjourney
    @cloudedjourney 10 лет назад +66

    That grenade scene is legendary.

    • @cloudedjourney
      @cloudedjourney 10 лет назад +12

      It's like a scene out of naked gun!

  • @darkautumnstories5834
    @darkautumnstories5834 7 лет назад +14

    Sparkie looks like a deranged Dalek when she starts shooting those sonic beams lol.
    "YES!!!!"
    "NOHHHH!!!!!!!" he sounded like a terrified Scooby Doo xD

  • @realcameronn
    @realcameronn 7 лет назад +24

    Can you do a hilariocity of Catwoman??!

  • @MorganFreemansFavoriteFreckle
    @MorganFreemansFavoriteFreckle 8 лет назад +340

    Chris is a lot funnier and more energetic in this video than he seems nowadays

    • @eyramdrah
      @eyramdrah 8 лет назад +68

      Morgan Freeman's favorite freckle He's more energetic in the Hilariocity reviews

    • @knifeofdunwall
      @knifeofdunwall 8 лет назад +59

      married life has clearly taken its toll on him.

    • @amalia7513
      @amalia7513 7 лет назад +31

      Your name is just amazing

    • @K1llM31FYouCan
      @K1llM31FYouCan 6 лет назад +31

      You watch a few of these movies and lose your will to live

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 6 лет назад +13

      My Name is Nicky I know you're being facetious, but I've seen them together and they really have good chemistry... Ah well you never truly know I guess! XD

  • @blueoystercultforevs
    @blueoystercultforevs 9 лет назад +100

    "Magical elevator-breaking button." -Chris Stuckmann, 2014.

  • @themarveldcfan3463
    @themarveldcfan3463 8 лет назад +314

    "This is a DC COMICS FILM, not Shaq's personal mixtape!!!"

    • @clairepettie
      @clairepettie 5 лет назад +26

      I disagreed with him on that one. I trust a mixtape from Shaq way more than any soundtrack from a DC movie.

    • @davidjames579
      @davidjames579 5 лет назад +12

      The whole film's Shaq's vanity project

    • @MildMisanthropeMaybeMassive
      @MildMisanthropeMaybeMassive 4 года назад +13

      Claire Pettie DC gave us iconic themes from John Williams, Danny Elfman, and Hans Zimmer and great hits like Kiss From a Rose and The Beginning is the End is the Beginning.

    • @secretboss18
      @secretboss18 4 года назад +5

      Demographics...Black Panther soundtrack uses a lot of hip hop too. It’s how the studio panders for an audience.

    • @sharilshahed6106
      @sharilshahed6106 4 года назад +4

      ​@@clairepettie speaks volumes for your taste

  • @jlfitzg1
    @jlfitzg1 6 лет назад +14

    The Garbage Day guy...that needs to be the next Hilariocity

  • @ironghostrotation
    @ironghostrotation 5 лет назад +7

    Ohhhh dude i laughed so hard when you said the soufle had the most character development hahahaha

  • @jimslav6973
    @jimslav6973 8 лет назад +169

    There'a a hole up there!
    But I never mak-*BLAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

    • @PongoXBongo
      @PongoXBongo 5 лет назад +2

      Wouldn't you be perfectly fine as long as you held down the spoon?

    • @shizukousapostle1stapostle710
      @shizukousapostle1stapostle710 5 лет назад +2

      @@PongoXBongo once the spoon is released the reaction starts... You can't release the spoon then hold it again to prevent exploration

    • @grayscribe1342
      @grayscribe1342 5 лет назад +3

      @@shizukousapostle1stapostle710 You and so many others overlook the obvious.
      He is an ex-soldier and can't throw a grenade.

  • @Dcook85
    @Dcook85 10 лет назад +15

    Chris, I'm so so sorry to ask this of you, but.....we need a Hilariocity review of Birdemic..... I know that will mean you need to watch it, but the sacrifice will be worth it.....to us. :)

  • @supermovies4625
    @supermovies4625 8 лет назад +158

    This and Nostalgia Critic's review are fantastic XD

    • @daonlybat5599
      @daonlybat5599 6 лет назад +3

      Supermovies yup

    • @dariushcreates
      @dariushcreates 6 лет назад +1

      NC review - This movie is one of the worst! I'm gonna roast the hell out of this crap!
      Chris's review - This movie... I question everything about this film and I mean everything... what is even... what is this? 😂

    • @randalgraves6979
      @randalgraves6979 6 лет назад

      You have to drink a lot of BEER beer to enjoy this movie 😀😥

    • @michaelp2952
      @michaelp2952 4 года назад

      Double toasted has a good take on it

  • @jaysonraphaelmurdock8812
    @jaysonraphaelmurdock8812 4 года назад +5

    I'm quite certain that the finger wave was a shot at fellow NBA big man Dikembe Mutombo who was well known for doing the finger wave after he blocked a shot. And is his uncle actually Fred Sanford? This character definitely needs and deserves a total reboot. Maybe with Idris Elba? But it definitely needs to have Steel be the highly intelligent character he is in the comics.

  • @micahjohnsonboxing6409
    @micahjohnsonboxing6409 7 лет назад +43

    Shaq was about 24 when this movie was shot.

  • @HeyTray1
    @HeyTray1 10 лет назад +29

    CHRIS PLEASE MAKE 'SPAWN' YOUR NEXT HILARIOCITY REVIEW!!!

    • @ImpendingRival
      @ImpendingRival 10 лет назад +1

      If that's so then his next Hilariocity review would also be from 1997, lets give you the facts:
      Steel (1997)
      Spawn (1997)

    • @HeyTray1
      @HeyTray1 10 лет назад

      Impending Rival So?

    • @bingusmingus2937
      @bingusmingus2937 10 лет назад +1

      SPAWN SPAWN SPAWN SPAWN SPAWN SPAWN!!!

  • @splinterguy1008
    @splinterguy1008 10 лет назад +13

    Lol, from the looks the damn souffle had a story arc XD.

  • @abdalaez
    @abdalaez 9 лет назад +17

    BEST INTRO INTO A REVIEW, EVER :D !!!

  • @wandererinthedust276
    @wandererinthedust276 5 лет назад +5

    How can you NOT love a movie with lines like:
    "Thought I smelled some nuts roasting."
    "Well, I'll be dipped in shit and rolled in bread crumbs."
    "Son of a butt!"

  • @NeroCM
    @NeroCM 8 лет назад +26

    actually, you're wrong about the wheelchair. If she's shooting lasers or plasma or soundwaves there would be no recoil because those types of projectiles do not have mass. No mass, no applicable strength.
    Of course, the people making the movie probably didn't know that, so it is still a mistake on their part... I think.

  • @Project-Air
    @Project-Air 10 лет назад +9

    Oh my god Chris, that bit with the grenade and your reaction almost killed me laughing.

  • @letstalkmoviesadam
    @letstalkmoviesadam 10 лет назад +88

    Really Confused by the intro I have it down to four explanations
    1. Your Girlfriend sounds a lot like Scarlett Johansson
    2. You put a clip of Scarlett Johansson
    3. Your Girlfriend is Scarlett Johansson
    4. The Flick Pick is at your house and he does not just look like Scarlett Johansson but he also sounds like her.

    • @zombieedrea
      @zombieedrea 10 лет назад +1

      That's three explanations. What's the 4th?

    • @letstalkmoviesadam
      @letstalkmoviesadam 10 лет назад +23

      Nope there is 4. I have numbered them.

    • @MBCthunderstruck
      @MBCthunderstruck 10 лет назад +5

      stolenbaby2008 He's a friend of Chris. Just check out John Flickster, aka The Flick Pick, watch one of his Q&A videos, and you'll probably understand

    • @markdemort
      @markdemort 10 лет назад +9

      I'm really jealous of him if number 3 is correct.

    • @Ethan-de3we
      @Ethan-de3we 10 лет назад +10

      MarkDeMort
      I'd even be jealous if 1 is correct

  • @_d.v.j.l_2624
    @_d.v.j.l_2624 9 лет назад +16

    That shirt is fucking awesome

  • @JohnDoe-zw8vx
    @JohnDoe-zw8vx 5 лет назад +1

    So glad you referenced the "I'll be dipped in shit and rolled in breadcrumbs." line. Had me laughing when I was 9 and my brother and I still use that line to this day! 😂😂😂

  • @GiancarloFloyd
    @GiancarloFloyd 5 лет назад +7

    I loved this movie as a kid I liked Kazam a lot too, I guess I was into Shaq movies.

  • @supermovies4625
    @supermovies4625 9 лет назад +77

    The music made the movie hilarious and stupid XD

    • @stevemarley6062
      @stevemarley6062 6 лет назад

      Supermovies Its actually pretty decent if you just listen with out the movie playing

  • @mythsheep
    @mythsheep 10 лет назад +13

    your reaction to the grenade shot had me dying!!!!!!

  • @Ralenissocold
    @Ralenissocold 9 лет назад +23

    When i got to the grenade part, I could not stop laughing at your reaction LOLLL

  • @dvon1097
    @dvon1097 5 лет назад +17

    Shaq: Amazing Basketball player, Decent rapper, Horrible actor

    • @el-kiote
      @el-kiote 3 года назад +1

      Why don't we just leave it at amazing basketball player?

  • @lazyyoutuber1237
    @lazyyoutuber1237 Год назад +4

    Somehow a dog whistle on a gun makes sense to me if it's in the metal gear universe

  • @supermovies4625
    @supermovies4625 9 лет назад +67

    11:47 The music made me die laughing XD

    • @GeorgeBack02
      @GeorgeBack02 9 лет назад +3

      Haha I have to say it's odd I keep bumping into you in the comments. You doing okay?

  • @tylerparks8393
    @tylerparks8393 9 лет назад +49

    I always thought Batman would be so much better if there was a subplot about Alfred cooking a Turkey or something.

    • @davidjames579
      @davidjames579 5 лет назад +5

      I'm sure there would be in the 60's TV series

    • @Ruukas9
      @Ruukas9 4 года назад +1

      @I. Wynn Wynn Good one xD

    • @RedVelvetRabbit
      @RedVelvetRabbit 4 года назад +2

      I would watch that.. like it's batman, only The Nanny, with Mr. Sheffield being Bruce Wayne, alfred is niles.. and its friggin hilarious.

    • @RedVelvetRabbit
      @RedVelvetRabbit 4 года назад +1

      @Mia Smith way back my dad and i did the same 🤣😂 we kept him in there though

  • @93JJV
    @93JJV 10 лет назад +77

    I used to like this movie as a kid haha i guess kids today who loved transformers 4 will realize 15-20 years from now how shitty it really is

    • @AetherValkyrieKing
      @AetherValkyrieKing 10 лет назад +10

      Agreed

    • @thehallowayboys
      @thehallowayboys 10 лет назад +1

    • @655432655432
      @655432655432 10 лет назад

      I don't think is fair to say that movies made for kids are shitty, if you pleased you target audience you did a good job, i liked this movie too when i was a kid.

    • @93JJV
      @93JJV 10 лет назад +6

      llllllllllll i didnt say movies for kids are shitty, but when your a kid you dont dont see things the same way as an adult

    • @GnasherBurst
      @GnasherBurst 9 лет назад

      I'm literally in the exact same boat as you. Except I haven't rewatched it.. Last time I watched was when I was like 6.

  • @ComicgeddonTV
    @ComicgeddonTV 6 лет назад +6

    The cop actually said "Son of a buck" a lot of older men especially deer hunters will say that especially if theyre from the midwest. I've heard my grandpa say that several times throughout my life

  • @darshies10
    @darshies10 7 лет назад +5

    ok wait i have to admit that at 14:19, when it hit the dog it took me so aback that i spit my water out laughing. Has to be the best scene

  • @das81
    @das81 10 лет назад +16

    Torque from the year 2004, directed by Joseph Kahn, starring Martin Henderson, Adam Scott(WTF!), Ice Cube, Matt Schulze.... and Dane Cook(FUCK!!!)
    That movie is so over top, full of WTF moments like the chicks fighting using their bikes or the supersonic bike. But it has the hottest villainess in film: Jaime Pressly in black leather :D

    • @Airjet2582
      @Airjet2582 10 лет назад

      Imo
      Korean directors from Korea > Korean-American directors

  • @adamlon1
    @adamlon1 9 лет назад +22

    Space Jam meets Super-Heroes sounds good to me

  • @ty_sylicus
    @ty_sylicus 8 лет назад +28

    I laughed so much.
    Thanks Chris!

  • @CreeceMarquis
    @CreeceMarquis 8 лет назад +11

    For the most part, Chris is on point as usual pointing out the MANY flaws with this movie. However, I believe one or two of his criticisms maybe due to a little bit of a culture barrier. For instance, the about all the kids in the neighborhood knowing Shaq's character. In black neighborhoods it is not uncommon for the younger generation to be well acquainted with the oldheads that come back to the neighborhood, especially if that person was popular with the locals before they left the neighborhood initially. Also, I didn't have a problem with the movie soundtrack.
    Don't get me wrong though. I agree that this movie was TERRIBLE and some of the other direction fails that Chris pointed out made me laugh.

    • @CaptainSpalding72
      @CaptainSpalding72 4 года назад

      Its fucking garbage

    • @ehervo2761
      @ehervo2761 3 года назад

      The soundtrack is trash, it's poorly implemented and repetitive

  • @sillysunshineful
    @sillysunshineful 7 лет назад +6

    I really think you should start including what the budget of each of these films was, as well as how it did at the box office. I think that would really help put things into perspective. Because some of these movies, even though they are just awful, did well for some reason (or well enough).

  • @LuisOliva95
    @LuisOliva95 9 лет назад +9

    "Son of the Mask" or "Spymate" Hilariocity Review PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE Chris !!!

  • @andrewthorne3570
    @andrewthorne3570 8 лет назад +9

    13:42 they change son-of-a-bitch but at 12:09 they allowed the word shit. Makes sense

  • @rosalynredwood4542
    @rosalynredwood4542 9 лет назад +10

    okay,this is totally non-contextual but i love your t-shirt!!!

  • @adampellett4917
    @adampellett4917 3 года назад +2

    Chris Stuckmann, I got much requested movies to make a hilariousity review like Mac and Me, Rover Dangerfield or any worst animated films out there. It'll be cool to see u doing that soon. Great vid.

  • @crt1477
    @crt1477 6 лет назад +7

    Coming Summer 2019: Steel 2: Revenge of Justice

  • @AJARyan-yn2uv
    @AJARyan-yn2uv 10 лет назад +5

    That Cowboy Bebop shirt is awesome Chris.

  • @anibala.moralessanchez8018
    @anibala.moralessanchez8018 8 лет назад +31

    Shaq should have starred in a video game instead... oh wait.

  • @LouTalksAnimeNow
    @LouTalksAnimeNow 10 лет назад +31

    Still not more amusingly bad than Shaq as a hip hop genie.

    • @DarkHorusDCUO
      @DarkHorusDCUO 10 лет назад +2

      I'm ashamed to admit I watched that movie like 30 times as a kid,

    • @LouTalksAnimeNow
      @LouTalksAnimeNow 10 лет назад +1

      Dark Horus - Gaming so did I! I had awful taste as a child lol

    • @TheShadowdetective12
      @TheShadowdetective12 10 лет назад

      nah, that movie is way better

  • @Naedlus
    @Naedlus 4 года назад +2

    Gods, thank you for reminding me about the sinking piece of my heart when I heard that my favourite of the "Four Supermen" from the rebirth story, and how my sagging heart felt justified when the movie justified my worst fears.
    Hell, they didn't even bother with the wrist rivet launchers, but they decided to make his sledge into a fucking ranged weapon.

  • @Cyba_IT
    @Cyba_IT 5 лет назад +4

    When I saw Shaq sizing up that hole in the mesh I nearly died. This is one of the funniest Hilariocities by far

  • @stephengontis4895
    @stephengontis4895 8 лет назад +5

    I couldn't stop laughing at the "son of a butt" part! Funniest...movie...line...ever. Also, this is probably the funniest reaction I've ever seen from you, Chris.

  • @its_only_martin6888
    @its_only_martin6888 8 лет назад +42

    I'd join the fuck out of a gang if there was laser guns

  • @etgohome1343
    @etgohome1343 8 лет назад +43

    Chris never did find out what Steel was doing in his house...
    ...like if you cri evertiem.

  • @kryticaldepth5220
    @kryticaldepth5220 4 года назад +6

    I was "listening" to this while cooking, and when you said Judd Nelson, my mind thought Judd Hirsch, and the whole time i thought Judd Hirsch was the villian.. Put the Hilariocity Spectrum on another level !!!!

  • @tiffanyrenton1256
    @tiffanyrenton1256 4 года назад +6

    Your level of annoyance speaks to my heart. I needed a good laugh tonight, and now my stomach hurts 😂 Thanks for doing what you do, I’m thrilled I found this channel.

  • @DarkTider
    @DarkTider 9 лет назад +9

    And yet, according to rotten tomatoes, this is a BETTER movie than Fan4tastic!
    Make of it what you will ;)

  • @GreenNGaming
    @GreenNGaming 9 лет назад +20

    Chris, do an hilirocity review for troll 2

  • @Shaddowkhan
    @Shaddowkhan 8 лет назад +68

    That kid made Kim Kardashian famous.

  • @TrillQGming
    @TrillQGming 6 лет назад +27

    Thought I smelled some nuts roasting 🤣🤣

  • @M567dk
    @M567dk 4 года назад +1

    If Batman can have Bat Shark repllent, then surely Steel can have Dog Whistle in his suit. Honestly, this was a fun treat if you're a casual viewer of comics as it came out around the timeline of Superman and Steel existing. Seeing you're review on the film was a great callback to how okay this film was at least in my eyes.

  • @CptVein
    @CptVein 9 лет назад +6

    I had that film on vhs and I OWNED it. Showed it to all my friends.

  • @rodarkness6189
    @rodarkness6189 8 лет назад +8

    I really admire you Chris. You do some hilariocity about Meteor Man?

    • @JohnDoe-zw8vx
      @JohnDoe-zw8vx 5 лет назад +2

      He can't because that was a good movie. No comedic value 😊😅

  • @VanRocCarMor
    @VanRocCarMor 8 лет назад +36

    Black Culture 101 Chris
    1. In the inner city it is perfectly normal for older guys to know the neighborhood kids.
    2. When baking a cake you must not disrupt with moving it, so the older generation took that a step further by equating it to noise as well.

    • @knifeofdunwall
      @knifeofdunwall 8 лет назад +5

      rubbish.

    • @ElNingyou
      @ElNingyou 8 лет назад +6

      I say! [monocle falls off into tea]

    • @bradyblackburn4863
      @bradyblackburn4863 7 лет назад +3

      VanRocCarMor Don't be a sonofabutt.

    • @drhploveboat
      @drhploveboat 7 лет назад

      well....I...never! (string of inane British gibberish)

    • @kingbee6508
      @kingbee6508 7 лет назад +1

      I say you blokes are quite rowdy.mmmmmhh Indeed

  • @ALiQMuRShED
    @ALiQMuRShED 3 года назад +2

    This would be a perfect time to relaunch Steel since we already have witnessed the Death of Superman on screen.

  • @WH250398
    @WH250398 5 лет назад +2

    I gotta admit. Him throwing the towel on the dog's face made me laugh like crazy.

  • @hjabaful
    @hjabaful 10 лет назад +19

    why dont you do a hilariocity review of captain america 1990 its so funny you have to review it (hilariocity review)

    • @hjabaful
      @hjabaful 10 лет назад

      please do a hilariocity review of captain america 1990

  • @rodrigobarbosa6610
    @rodrigobarbosa6610 9 лет назад +9

    "Yep. That's Steel...a film that's was shown around the world..." LOL

  • @JimmiPynk
    @JimmiPynk 10 лет назад +15

    Your shirt is eberything! Where did you get it?

  • @aharddaysnightmare
    @aharddaysnightmare 6 лет назад +16

    do a hilariocity on Freddy Got Fingered. I don't think i've seen a more baffling-ly made film ever. It makes The Room look like a masterpiece

    • @AhmedDaYoutuber
      @AhmedDaYoutuber 4 года назад +5

      'Freddie Got Fingered' has to be one of the worst movies ever made..

    • @tommyjohnson1066
      @tommyjohnson1066 4 года назад +2

      Tom Green was banging Drew Barrymore so there's that

    • @AhmedDaYoutuber
      @AhmedDaYoutuber 4 года назад +3

      @@tommyjohnson1066 But It didn't last long Isn't it..

    • @whosaidthat84
      @whosaidthat84 4 года назад +3

      I think that movie was just Tom Green trying to see how far he could push things.

  • @sparco956
    @sparco956 2 года назад +2

    That dumpster was literally the bed of a dump truck.

  • @TalentlessJoes
    @TalentlessJoes 8 лет назад +36

    Well, I'll be a son of a butt.

    • @McNugget1
      @McNugget1 8 лет назад +5

      dip me in shit and roll me in bread crumbs

    • @nathanbarnes6869
      @nathanbarnes6869 6 лет назад +1

      The irony... they couldn't use one cuss word so they used another

    • @davidjames579
      @davidjames579 5 лет назад

      @@nathanbarnes6869 I particular like the bit when he called that guy "a fucking cunt".

  • @Crazybay12345
    @Crazybay12345 9 лет назад +5

    that wasn't a dog whistle , it just emitted high frequency sounds , it could have been there to confuse other forms of detection

  • @peterwilson5307
    @peterwilson5307 8 лет назад +24

    Why did 90's explosions all look pink?

    • @creme8338
      @creme8338 7 лет назад +6

      Peter Wilson because of the red curtain they used for explosions back in the day

    • @andrewsmall5337
      @andrewsmall5337 5 лет назад +2

      Secret homosexual conspiracy of course

  • @stonewars3224
    @stonewars3224 6 лет назад +2

    Haha you've got Laker's Numero 34, Murdock from Rambo: First Blood Part II and Bender from the Breakfast Club. Some mixed nuts.

  • @CannaToker420
    @CannaToker420 7 лет назад +2

    18:34 dude you nailed the Nic Cage laugh from Leaving Las Vegas