Batman & Robin - Hilariocity Review

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  • Опубликовано: 24 дек 2024

Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @yapperbytrade
    @yapperbytrade 5 лет назад +1690

    "Hi Freeze, I'm Batman." has the same energy as "Hi hungry, I'm dad."

    • @warmpond
      @warmpond 5 лет назад +23

      I needed this

    • @hydrolito
      @hydrolito 4 года назад +4

      Hi freeze I'm Batman like Welcome to my neighborhood I'm Mr. Rogers.

    • @emanuelespinoza9325
      @emanuelespinoza9325 4 года назад +8

      I thought of this:
      "Daaaavid Leeetterman."
      "Hi David, I'm Grandpa."

    • @elijaharroyo4846
      @elijaharroyo4846 4 года назад +2

      Asdf Movie reference

    • @Zimmy_1981
      @Zimmy_1981 4 года назад +2

      @invader slider Why? Why? Why?

  • @kortick50
    @kortick50 4 года назад +651

    this is a true story...I took a friend who got out of jail a few days before to see this movie and he literally said 'that movie was worse than prison'.

    • @toddkurzbard
      @toddkurzbard 4 года назад +68

      After seeing it, he was probably desperate to go back.

    • @theangryholmesian4556
      @theangryholmesian4556 4 года назад +24

      Just out of curiosity, what was your friend in for?

    • @scottmantooth8785
      @scottmantooth8785 4 года назад +46

      *i got out of prison...and you took me to this movie...Dude, i thought we were friends*

    • @idkyou8188
      @idkyou8188 2 года назад

      Was watching the movie his community services

    • @demian5631
      @demian5631 2 года назад

      @@idkyou8188 His execution

  • @theFLICKpick
    @theFLICKpick 9 лет назад +5579

    One of my favorite videos I've ever been a part of. It felt really good getting all of this hate out. Now I can chill... see what I did there?

    • @beeresident
      @beeresident 9 лет назад +300

      Dude, that was just....cold

    • @theFLICKpick
      @theFLICKpick 9 лет назад +354

      beeresident Hey, I was just trying to break the ice.

    • @beeresident
      @beeresident 9 лет назад +171

      And yes, ice see what you did there.

    • @weissaudserious
      @weissaudserious 9 лет назад +142

      Guys, those were some nICE puns!

    • @twistedganondorf
      @twistedganondorf 9 лет назад +122

      You just need to cool down.

  • @molin2910
    @molin2910 4 года назад +716

    Rest in peace Joel Schumacher(August 29, 1939 - June 22, 2020)

    • @sevenapollo6882
      @sevenapollo6882 3 года назад +103

      It's a shame he's mostly known for Batman and Robin, he's a decent director and seems like a nice guy

    • @molin2910
      @molin2910 3 года назад +42

      Yeah, I agreed with your opinion.
      Hope Chris will talk about him in the nearest future.

    • @sevenapollo6882
      @sevenapollo6882 3 года назад +54

      @@molin2910 yeah, and I really gotta give him credit, he had the balls to actually apologize for making the movie, name another director that actually apologized for making a movie

    • @firery794
      @firery794 3 года назад +29

      @@sevenapollo6882 the guy who created Dragon Ball Evolution apologized

    • @dr.juerdotitsgo5119
      @dr.juerdotitsgo5119 3 года назад +30

      Falling Down, Lost Boys and 8mm are awesome!

  • @BoboTurk
    @BoboTurk 8 лет назад +316

    "...and the tone is.... ass."
    Kills me every time

  • @aprilhippie8752
    @aprilhippie8752 5 лет назад +266

    Batman sliding down the dinosaur with The Flinstones theme killed me!🤣🤣🤣

    • @CB0915
      @CB0915 4 года назад

      Aprilhippie i loved that as a kid

    • @abramsullivan7764
      @abramsullivan7764 4 года назад +2

      The whole video killing me.

  • @queenluci6664
    @queenluci6664 5 лет назад +1889

    I love how George Clooney STILL apologizes for Batman and Robin even though it really isn't his fault at all.

    • @Dram305
      @Dram305 4 года назад +67

      His portraiture of batman was horrible what u talking bout?!

    • @queenluci6664
      @queenluci6664 4 года назад +133

      @@Dram305 he was only following the direction of Schumaker. If given better direction, I'm sure his performance wouldn't be nearly as hated as it is now.
      Edit: plus his performance is not the only bad component of the movie. Many bad decisions were made that Clooney had nothing to do with. He was just doing his job as an actor.

    • @Raja1938
      @Raja1938 4 года назад +71

      The head bobbing is all Clooney. Can't see Schumacher as the cause for that.

    • @callumdalton9560
      @callumdalton9560 4 года назад +16

      @@Raja1938 the only problem with batman in this movie isnt just the head Bobbing though it's also the bad dialogue and direction

    • @Raja1938
      @Raja1938 4 года назад +17

      @@callumdalton9560 Totally agree. I wasn't a fan of Tim Burton picking Keaton for the role and wished he'd picked someone like Clooney, who actually looks like Bruce Wayne. But Clooney's own performance, even taking into account the bad writing & direction, was a major letdown.

  • @TheREALSimagination
    @TheREALSimagination 4 года назад +112

    Alfred ain't sick. He's just sad about no pizza. And rightly so.

  • @Dreadjaws
    @Dreadjaws 8 лет назад +1411

    In Gotham... Switches turn YOU on.

    • @the.7346
      @the.7346 8 лет назад +13

      lol

    • @DeltaDonElmi
      @DeltaDonElmi 8 лет назад +8

      hahahahaha good one

    • @Itnasias
      @Itnasias 7 лет назад +44

      Oh yes. *turns switch*

    • @AtomicSim
      @AtomicSim 7 лет назад +7

      ha family guy

    • @josh.0220
      @josh.0220 7 лет назад +1

      Dreadjaws Clooney turns me on

  • @WhatTheHe11isTHAT
    @WhatTheHe11isTHAT 6 лет назад +520

    Even Deadpool said "I'm Batman" better.

    • @ryukatsuo
      @ryukatsuo 5 лет назад +13

      Dean winchester said it better than this movie

    • @stevennorris7181
      @stevennorris7181 5 лет назад +5

      even The Riddler said it better at the end of Batman Forever

    • @thirdhandlv4231
      @thirdhandlv4231 3 года назад

      Youre the only other person ive seen who also uses this pfp 😆

    • @thirdhandlv4231
      @thirdhandlv4231 3 года назад

      Brother.

  • @BatmanKnightfan
    @BatmanKnightfan 5 лет назад +354

    Clooney: “Hi Freeze I’m Batman.”
    Bale: “No You’re not.”
    😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

    • @MeghanMt27
      @MeghanMt27 5 лет назад +8

      "No your not,now where's Rachel?!"

    • @unbalanced4464
      @unbalanced4464 5 лет назад +7

      Batman Knightfan affleck; “WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?”

    • @KidaMilo89
      @KidaMilo89 5 лет назад

      "And I thought my jokes were bad..."

    • @ZeeshaanBukhari22
      @ZeeshaanBukhari22 9 месяцев назад

      Hey where is your Instagram page?

  • @maestro-fifa4446
    @maestro-fifa4446 4 года назад +44

    "Thanks for that scene Bane-tard"
    Spat my cola out laughing at this 😂

    • @Sonic1991-z9h
      @Sonic1991-z9h 2 года назад

      @TheAstroZombi Yes it is. It's offensive and hurtful towards people with disabilities. Sure people thought it was funny in 2008 but it isn't funny now that times have changed and things have gotten more politically correct. Just think about how you would feel if you were mentally disabled and someone called you a retard.

  • @Sixstringman
    @Sixstringman 5 лет назад +1056

    The Bat Credit Card: Never destroy a franchise without it.

  • @dvass7253
    @dvass7253 9 лет назад +542

    There was a third Schumacher Batman film planned. It was gonna be called Batman Triumphant and it was gonna feature none other than Nicolas Cage as the Scarecrow. I'll let that glorious idea sink in. Also, thank you, Chris, for another amazing Hilariocity review! Keep up the good work.

    • @redactedredacted6656
      @redactedredacted6656 9 лет назад +23

      Why didn't that happen ? I want to make that movie.

    • @PricefieldPunk
      @PricefieldPunk 9 лет назад +95

      Damn Nicolas Cage as Scarecrow?! We may have gotten Batman Begins but we missed out on greatness

    • @Daybydays23
      @Daybydays23 9 лет назад +58

      I knew there was going to be a sequel, but Cage as Scarecrow? That would have been unbelievably brilliant!

    • @Fischstix95
      @Fischstix95 9 лет назад +28

      ericexplosion25 More like we missed out on another hilariocity.

    • @lordrodrikforrester8703
      @lordrodrikforrester8703 9 лет назад +45

      Here's more... Madonna was eyed for Haley Quinn (who was Joker's daughter this time around), Man-Bat and The Mad Hatter were potential villians with Ewan McGregor eyed for Man-Bat. Jack Nicholson would have returned for a dream sequence.
      This may have been amazing.

  • @Galantski
    @Galantski 5 лет назад +492

    Okay, I realize Arnold's Mr. Freeze is awful, but I can't help loving his polar bear robe & slippers. Hilariously awesome!

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 4 года назад +14

      His one liners are cringy, but in a funny way!

    • @Galantski
      @Galantski 4 года назад +7

      @@HappyBeezerStudios And they come off better when said by Arnold, who is the master of cringy-funny one-liners!

    • @matthewjarek3026
      @matthewjarek3026 4 года назад +8

      Call me crazy, but I actually don’t hate Arnold as Mr. Freeze. I mean, he wasn’t the right casting choice at all (Anthony Hopkins, Patrick Stewart, and Ed Harris were originally considered), but he clearly put effort into his performance. He tries to make his one liners sound convincing and there’s a lot of energy to him, so he’s clearly having fun being this over the top bad guy. He’s also the only actor who didn’t hate being in this movie. He’s capable of showing emotion when he needs to, like for instance, the scenes with his wife. He manages to be convincing as a mourning husband who misses the woman he loves, will do anything to be reunited with her, and is devastated when he thinks she is dead. And keep in mind, some of this is while he’s wearing the stupid polar bear robe & slippers. Sadly his sympathetic qualities are dampened by the fact that he casually makes hilariously bad ice puns while he tries to straight up murder people and take over the world and Arnold Schwarzenegger, despite how educated he is, will never be convincing as a scientist (Junior, yuck, though once again he tries), so yeah, it’s definitely not a good adaptation of the character, but that’s not Arnold’s fault. Arnold gave him more complexity than this version deserved.

    • @anaccount4354
      @anaccount4354 4 года назад +2

      Yeah... that's a hilariocity.

    • @blackmantis3130
      @blackmantis3130 4 года назад +1

      Lol love the puns

  • @robynwilde
    @robynwilde 10 месяцев назад +12

    Ahhhhh, vintage Stuckman. This is still my favorite review on RUclips.

  • @gocanuckurself1
    @gocanuckurself1 5 лет назад +445

    And the tone is...... ASS!!!!!!
    That was perfect, John!

    • @t.m.83
      @t.m.83 5 лет назад +6

      I feel like that's something James Rolfe, a.k.a. AVGN, would say.

    • @JaydevRaol
      @JaydevRaol 5 лет назад +2

      Yeah that was great 😂

  • @geefreck
    @geefreck 5 лет назад +262

    "Hi Freeze. I'm batman."
    ... "George?"
    ... "Arnold?"
    ... "What the hell is going on here?"

  • @Mike_416
    @Mike_416 6 лет назад +626

    "Hi Freeze, I'm Batman." The lack of effort is astounding.

    • @LawRusso84
      @LawRusso84 6 лет назад +5

      that scene was different he took it of from the trailer not from the movis

    • @stephenahern9562
      @stephenahern9562 6 лет назад +4

      I still laugh. 20+ years later.

    • @allengreene9954
      @allengreene9954 5 лет назад +7

      George Clooney But the actual live version still sounded pretty bland.

    • @Iconhulk
      @Iconhulk 5 лет назад +5

      HA ! Better than Bale and Affleck! At least George Clooney had audacity to go to the bathroom before he said his line.

    • @peoples2296
      @peoples2296 5 лет назад +1

      @@Iconhulk no

  • @captainzachary2477
    @captainzachary2477 4 года назад +34

    Bob Kane Would Be proud of what Christopher Nolan has done with the character

  • @markmullins132
    @markmullins132 5 лет назад +367

    There is no way this movie was made and meant to be taken seriously

    • @amplifiedbible07
      @amplifiedbible07 4 года назад +21

      Meant to sell toys to kids

    • @amplifiedbible07
      @amplifiedbible07 4 года назад

      @@SimonWoodburyForget yes, however, it is usually not as blatant as it was in this film.

    • @CaptainSpalding72
      @CaptainSpalding72 4 года назад +3

      @@SimonWoodburyForget its not bad enough to be laughable, but not good enough to enjoy it. It's in the weird middle zone where it just infuriates and annoys.

    • @CaptainSpalding72
      @CaptainSpalding72 4 года назад

      @@amplifiedbible07 Of course they are. Nothing wrong with it. Just make a good flick.

    • @robrobusa
      @robrobusa 4 года назад +2

      I never did. I had fun as a kid. Even had a poster. It’s just so amazingly cheesy. Unlike the third spiderman film, which really wanted to take itself seriously.

  • @EmergencyVacation
    @EmergencyVacation 8 лет назад +573

    "Hi Freeze. I'm Batman."
    Best line in movie history.

    • @gothicproductions8634
      @gothicproductions8634 7 лет назад +29

      nigeldaman if Bale was in this movie, he would not even use that line. Christian Bale is the best Batman in my opinion

    • @not_henry_the_fifth
      @not_henry_the_fifth 7 лет назад +18

      "The heat is on."

    • @gmbrusselsprout
      @gmbrusselsprout 7 лет назад +8

      And Chris' editing choice ("and I thought my jokes were bad") is spot on too :D

    • @arizonaFIREent
      @arizonaFIREent 7 лет назад +2

      Gothic Productions Bale sucks and his voice is terrible

    • @HarryMudd
      @HarryMudd 6 лет назад +8

      nigeldaman I always imagine Batman and Freeze casually meeting at the mall when I hear that line 😂😂😂

  • @johnporteriii9130
    @johnporteriii9130 7 лет назад +388

    I love Arnold and all the cold puns. I use them every winter because the puns are...chilled to perfection.

    • @roboturtle214
      @roboturtle214 5 лет назад +7

      Now that's is what I call cool, icy, and how should I say this....uh....hmm....nICE.

    • @TheEmbessyNetwork
      @TheEmbessyNetwork 5 лет назад +8

      That joke was terrible. It needs to be put........ON ICE!!

    • @tubbyjedi1
      @tubbyjedi1 5 лет назад +2

      sorry about the frosty reception you’ve been receiving, everyone needs to chill, stay cool with icy comments.... DiD yOu GeT iT?

    • @siborgproductions2422
      @siborgproductions2422 5 лет назад +3

      It's a joke guys chill out

    • @daboi8734
      @daboi8734 5 лет назад

      CRINGE!!

  • @StarWarriorCentral
    @StarWarriorCentral 4 года назад +48

    Fortunately, the last Batman film Bob Kane saw before his death was actually Batman & Mr. Freeze: Subzero.

  • @kimberlymorris2424
    @kimberlymorris2424 6 лет назад +302

    I feel like Coolio was only in the movie for a hidden Mr. Freeze pun

  • @hanetmo
    @hanetmo 8 лет назад +843

    "Hi Freeze.... I'm Batman"
    me:dies from laughter

    • @hanetmo
      @hanetmo 8 лет назад +15

      seriously I can't breathe from that

    • @Outlaw01
      @Outlaw01 8 лет назад +6

      Hariz 4588 Same. I just died.

    • @WilliamHaywardPainter
      @WilliamHaywardPainter 8 лет назад +11

      The best phoned in performance ever. :P

    • @averageanimefan519
      @averageanimefan519 8 лет назад +8

      I normally don't swear but when he said that I just exclaimed: What the fuck?!

    • @ajstyles153
      @ajstyles153 7 лет назад +1

      Hariz 4588 best acting of the year,no,of the decade,no,of the century,no,of all time

  • @LanaStanczak
    @LanaStanczak 8 лет назад +819

    Calling this movie a continuation of the Adam West TV show is such an insult to that show.

    • @Z3RO5286
      @Z3RO5286 8 лет назад +35

      But the movie actually failed

    • @archduke_charles6147
      @archduke_charles6147 8 лет назад +23

      true

    • @kyotheman69
      @kyotheman69 7 лет назад +37

      this movie more corny then adam west TV series

    • @charlies8532
      @charlies8532 7 лет назад +4

      This is newer versions of that.

    • @briankehinde6712
      @briankehinde6712 7 лет назад +13

      Yep, lamest excuse to pardon this movie's existence ever. Nope, I'm not buying it.

  • @BirchMonkey857
    @BirchMonkey857 2 года назад +15

    Kudos to Michael Gough for being Alfred through all four movies. There's been mediocre Batmen, but never a mediocre Alfred. Yes I'm including the Snyderverse performance.
    Also Arnold Schwarzenegger's Mr. Freeze is so great, it's obvious he knows that the movie is shit anyway, but decided to make it so-bad-it's-good.
    I literally thought that George Clooney acted like George Clooney in a Batman costume on my first watch. Also the amount of times I thought "who wrote this shit" was in the triple digits.

  • @ll7868
    @ll7868 5 лет назад +419

    The Ice Age didn't kill the dinosaurs, an asteroid did. That Freeze joke always bugged me.

    • @g.nshooter9736
      @g.nshooter9736 5 лет назад +4

      😂

    • @myopia9032
      @myopia9032 5 лет назад +13

      It’s never fully confirmed that the dinosaurs were killed by asteroids but it is one of their many theories of how dinosaurs have died out

    • @Sixstringman
      @Sixstringman 5 лет назад +16

      @@myopia9032 there are dinosaur bones below the iridium layer. There are none above it. Asteroid impact.

    • @asgardiangod23
      @asgardiangod23 5 лет назад +17

      I thought Jesus nuked the dinos

    • @helenharpistxd6188
      @helenharpistxd6188 5 лет назад

      ᕼᑌᗰᗩᑎ ᖴᗴᒪᒪᗩ true lol

  • @joedubner5846
    @joedubner5846 8 лет назад +493

    The Bee Movie but every time they say "Bee" it cuts to Nicholas Cage in The Whicker Man screaming "NOT THE BEES"

  • @AmateurSpaceman
    @AmateurSpaceman 5 лет назад +252

    You left out the best line: "Ice to meet you."

    • @ShadowSonic2
      @ShadowSonic2 5 лет назад +6

      Freeze actually doesn't say that in this movie

    • @viscountrainbows6452
      @viscountrainbows6452 4 года назад +7

      @@ShadowSonic2 This movie has a "Luke, I am your father" moment oh my gahhhhd

    • @SDfan2002
      @SDfan2002 4 года назад +1

      Princess Rainbovvs X Musashi It’s “No, I am your father.”

    • @ShadowSonic2
      @ShadowSonic2 4 года назад +4

      @@SDfan2002 That's what she meant. Folks keep thinking he said "Luke, I am your father" when he really said "No, I am your father". It's the same with the folks who think Freeze said "Ice to see you" here when he never did.

    • @SDfan2002
      @SDfan2002 4 года назад

      Schlock Jocks Ah, I get it.

  • @popeye697
    @popeye697 2 года назад +12

    The scientist that tries to kill Poison Ivy in the scene that she gets her powers, is played by John Glover. John worked a lot for the DCU. He was Lionel Luthor on "Smallville", Doctor Sivana's father in "Shazam", (The Floronic Man) mad Scientist in Batman and Robin, the voice of the Riddler in Batman the Animated Series

  • @leonardocucchiara4782
    @leonardocucchiara4782 8 лет назад +202

    the Flintstones part kills me every time 😂😂

    • @98953812
      @98953812 7 лет назад +3

      Leonardo Cucchiara Don't forget the final part;
      George Clooney: Hi Freeze, I'm Batman.
      Christian Bale: ....No you're not.
      XD

  • @Bloodpasta97
    @Bloodpasta97 8 лет назад +2526

    Now let us give thanks to our savior Christopher Nolan for saving Batman

    • @yourmom-yv2xk
      @yourmom-yv2xk 8 лет назад +128

      Chris Nolan: TIM BURTON I WILL AVENGE YOU

    • @ZuluChick
      @ZuluChick 8 лет назад +44

      +Ethan Joe Nolan's Batman is head-and-shoulders above Burton's.

    • @yourmom-yv2xk
      @yourmom-yv2xk 8 лет назад +70

      ZuluChick Because of time periods.... nobody knew back then batman would be SOOO huge... they knew it would be big but NOT THAT big... they had NO idea! Also becsuse technology wasnt on there side at that time... burton made an entire damn city and a batmobile for this movie off of shit car scrap and jet stuff. So there is a huge justification for burton not being on par with nolan

    • @thetrueamericandream2673
      @thetrueamericandream2673 8 лет назад +6

      cray nelson oh

    • @johnnyzero8853
      @johnnyzero8853 8 лет назад +7

      I love this "WHERE ARE THEEEEYYY????"

  • @death-king1834
    @death-king1834 8 лет назад +310

    21:57 A bat credit card? They gave him a bat credit card? They had the BALLS, to give one of the greatest super heroes of all time A BAT CREDIT CARD?!?! NO! NO! DOES NOT COMPUTE! DOES NOT COMPUTE!!! DOES NOT COMPUTE!!!!!!!

    • @NateOnMaui
      @NateOnMaui 8 лет назад +45

      +Bane Knightfall lol nostalgia critic

    • @pureblackeagle
      @pureblackeagle 8 лет назад

      +MrFlipperInvader782 It's fucking dumb. How could you possibly have a credit card without assigning an address to it to receive its bills? That's like saying his Shark Repellant wasn't dumb. (Pretty sure that was from the Adam West tv show, but still.)

    • @icedcapplord710
      @icedcapplord710 8 лет назад +8

      +BabaYaga RAPE MY CHILDHOOD!!! YOU CANT DO THIS, YOU WILL ALL DIE!!

    • @icedcapplord710
      @icedcapplord710 8 лет назад +2

      Sigh. Pills. always come in handy when Joel Shumacher is involved

    • @pureblackeagle
      @pureblackeagle 8 лет назад

      +MrFlipperInvader782 Fine, how about WHY WOULD BATMAN HAVE TO BUY ANYTHING? If Batman actually needed something that he would need to purchase, he would do it as Bruce Wayne. That's why it's dumb. Batman and Bruce Wayne are drastically different characters, despite being the same person.

  • @cptclown2110
    @cptclown2110 4 года назад +30

    Its shocking when you think this director released this movie and A Time to Kill within a year of each other. Insanity.

    • @jimbowlan5804
      @jimbowlan5804 3 года назад +1

      It’s crazy that Schumacher did lost boys one of the best movies of the 80s also did the worst movie of the 90s

    • @brettmastema7056
      @brettmastema7056 3 года назад

      I thought that movie was ok. I felt that it needed more Matthew McConaughey nipple outfits.

  • @grandmyotismon
    @grandmyotismon 4 года назад +381

    I love mr Freeeze in this movie. It's one of those situation where his puns are bad that it's actually funny and arnold is clearly like "this movie is terrible may as well have some fun" because he is clearly having some fun knowing how terrible his puns are and it's halrious.

    • @CaptainCat101
      @CaptainCat101 3 года назад +12

      As Nostalgia Critic said it "best": it's like the dance number from Spider-Man 3; it's supposed to be funny, and it's hilarious.
      It is bad, but that's why we have to love it

    • @Geezer-yf8hv
      @Geezer-yf8hv 3 года назад +4

      How much cocaine was used to make this “movie”? That’s the story I want to hear!

    • @leonreborn1308
      @leonreborn1308 3 года назад +2

      Nah, i doubt Arnold actually knew the movie was terrible at the time.

    • @MissDelete2098.
      @MissDelete2098. 2 года назад

      No just how?.

    • @weilim10
      @weilim10 Год назад

      Of course he had fun. They paid his non-acting ass 25 million dollars.
      Today, 25 million is Marvel money but Schwarzenegger got it in 1997.

  • @volcanosauce00
    @volcanosauce00 9 лет назад +150

    "We're gonna tag team this bitch!" - Chris Stuckmann, an actual quote from this review

  • @teethman1743
    @teethman1743 7 лет назад +254

    "Nippley-circus-action-man" - Chris Stuckmann, 3/1/15

  • @robbiehen
    @robbiehen 10 месяцев назад +136

    I miss this version of stuckman :(

    • @chrismayhem5447
      @chrismayhem5447 6 месяцев назад +8

      Like a different person.

    • @JediKnightoftheTifaCult
      @JediKnightoftheTifaCult 5 месяцев назад +13

      He would probably defend Batman and Robin now

    • @anom6707
      @anom6707 5 месяцев назад +7

      Yeah i doubt he’ll ever make a hilariocity now knowing he’s in the industry now, I don’t blame him but that probably means he won’t ever be honest and likely wont make vids with theflickpick

    • @ij636
      @ij636 5 месяцев назад +4

      He'd defend Fant4stic now

    • @Stevenirons
      @Stevenirons 4 месяца назад +2

      That's ridiculous ​@@JediKnightoftheTifaCult

  • @kite8680
    @kite8680 5 лет назад +53

    Batman: Poison Ivy, why would she help escape Dr. Freeze?
    Robin: Well she’s definitely evil.

  • @mohammadshafiksheikh9778
    @mohammadshafiksheikh9778 8 лет назад +453

    when i was a child i never understood the movie and now i realize that this is not a movie this is a joke

    • @varanid9
      @varanid9 7 лет назад +4

      Literally.

    • @andrewcundill3660
      @andrewcundill3660 7 лет назад

      me too

    • @KSRugby
      @KSRugby 7 лет назад +9

      at least joal schummacher had the good grace to apologise to those who took it seriously

    • @jojolafrite90
      @jojolafrite90 6 лет назад

      It was wiped of my memory entirely... I was lucky. More likely it sucked and so I forgot all about it. It was so much time ago though...

    • @kearysony9333
      @kearysony9333 6 лет назад

      A joke is supposed to be funny... (imo there's nothing funny about this movie) :)

  • @jamlym4974
    @jamlym4974 7 лет назад +406

    I didn't know that this was the last Batman film that Bob Kane saw. That IS sad.

    • @sasuey
      @sasuey 6 лет назад +28

      Still more then Bill Finger (Batman's co-creator) ever got.

    • @JRF1004
      @JRF1004 6 лет назад +29

      I’d have really wanted him to see the Nolan trilogy

    • @taegotkash
      @taegotkash 6 лет назад +19

      Glad the last thing stand Lee saw was Avengers 4 and Spider-Man 2, far from home. Or at least he shit cameos for them, he was good friends with Bob Kane too

    • @uscman
      @uscman 5 лет назад +14

      @@sasuey Bill Finger sadly never even saw Tim Burton's Batman movie...

    • @b3rz3rk3r9
      @b3rz3rk3r9 5 лет назад +3

      @@uscman Now that's a crying shame

  • @christ-abel8774
    @christ-abel8774 3 года назад +10

    "Thanks, Joel Schumacher, you really set the tone for this movie. And the tone is : ASS !"
    "Just look at this neon nightmare. It looks like a futuristic sex toy."
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @christopherc3698
    @christopherc3698 6 лет назад +229

    I can see Flickpick being a Better Bane.

    • @roboturtle214
      @roboturtle214 5 лет назад +8

      I could see him as a better Bane then the one in this movie.

    • @bilboswaggins4983
      @bilboswaggins4983 5 лет назад +3

      I could see stuckmann as a better bane

    • @perosnalspamaccount
      @perosnalspamaccount 5 лет назад +3

      @@bilboswaggins4983 and that really says something 😂

    • @alvallac2171
      @alvallac2171 5 лет назад

      @@roboturtle214 *than (comparison)

  • @robbiepolo7634
    @robbiepolo7634 5 лет назад +79

    From now on every time I turn on a light switch I'm going to creepily moan "oh yes".

  • @herndonhimself2567
    @herndonhimself2567 9 лет назад +493

    Mr Freeze: What killed the dinosaurs?? THE ICE AGE!!
    Me: What............ The HELL???

    • @therandomvidskid3790
      @therandomvidskid3790 9 лет назад +17

      I thought the astroids killed them

    • @Big_Chef_Dawg
      @Big_Chef_Dawg 9 лет назад +26

      Ice Age told me that they lived underground

    • @MrPinbert
      @MrPinbert 9 лет назад +3

      +Lucas Tabuena The Ice Age finished them off.

    • @phashiusphlavious1017
      @phashiusphlavious1017 8 лет назад +11

      +MrPinbert no just no.they all died a few million years before the ice age

    • @JakeRat-xo2bw
      @JakeRat-xo2bw 8 лет назад

      Oh, so that's where that quote came from. I've never seen this movie, but I know that quote from TRG.

  • @sandeshbhosale1617
    @sandeshbhosale1617 3 года назад +28

    I didn't watch the movie but I died laughing watching this 😂

  • @coronerin47303
    @coronerin47303 6 лет назад +143

    I also love how Clooney made no attempt to even tone up for the roll. He barely fits in the batsuit. There are times he turns his head and his mask is so loose.

    • @Dr.Moogle
      @Dr.Moogle 5 лет назад +16

      He put nearly zero effort into the role. Funny thing is he seamed to know the source material really well, like more than just an entry level fan. There are a few interviews were he talks about talking to Joel about the different sides of Bruce and a few really deep cut theories like playing Bruce as secretly gay. Just like Chris brought up in the video. Why he didn't bother to use any of it is unknown. He checks out mentally once people try to press him on this movie

    • @david_7986
      @david_7986 5 лет назад +8

      Yet he agreed to play Stan’s gay dog in South Park

  • @Raja1938
    @Raja1938 4 года назад +215

    The Clooney Batman impression is spot on. I thought I was the only one who noticed Clooney's head-bobbing throughout the film. Drove me nuts.

    • @andriottijunior
      @andriottijunior 4 года назад +8

      He still does it, sice ER. It's annoying.

    • @AsAManPodcast77
      @AsAManPodcast77 3 года назад +6

      I thought I was the only one that always noticed in all his films he bobs his head when he talks. Its weird

    • @tristanmichie4741
      @tristanmichie4741 2 года назад

      Jay Leno does that as well😂

  • @littlewing6231
    @littlewing6231 3 года назад +13

    Chris……..When Batman was sliding down that thing and you played Fred Flintstone doing the “ Yabba Dabba Doo” yell the length of the shot I blew ice tea out through my nose. Excellent Editing. This was better then the movie. Sooooooo funny.

  • @Timliu92
    @Timliu92 8 лет назад +156

    "Hey Freeze, the heat is on."
    XD XD XD XD

  • @zankfilms2898
    @zankfilms2898 4 года назад +319

    "You killed my parents, I made you. You made me first"
    "Im not gonna kill you, but I dont have to save you either."
    "Hey, the heat is on."
    Really lives up to the others.

    • @abramsullivan7764
      @abramsullivan7764 4 года назад +11

      Everybody just yell and scream at each other nobody is civil anymore nobody thinks what is like to be the other guy.

    • @Twrlsum
      @Twrlsum 3 года назад +8

      @@abramsullivan7764 When the chips are down, these, uh, so called civilized people... they’ll eat each other

    • @erainmartinez8175
      @erainmartinez8175 3 года назад +5

      this movie is stupid

    • @PurooRoy
      @PurooRoy 3 года назад +2

      *Don't forget that one:*
      "I bet your parents taught you that you mean something, that you're here for a reason. My parents taught me a different lesson, dying in the gutter for no reason at all... They taught me the world only makes sense if you force it to."

    • @MichaelAChristian1
      @MichaelAChristian1 2 года назад +2

      "Rubber lips are immune to your charms"- Robin. Is that his most famous line?

  • @anotakulynx6187
    @anotakulynx6187 6 лет назад +23

    Intern: “Isn’t Bane supposed to be an intelligent terrorist/strategist?” Joel Schumacher: “Yes, but why don’t we make him a huge, bumbling Hulk guy on steroids that can only mumble?” Intern: “But that’s not what he is…” Joel Schumacher: “Your fired.”

  • @Batmandarknitexx
    @Batmandarknitexx 3 года назад +11

    Fun Fact: The scientist who created Bane was played by John Glover the same guy who voiced the Riddler from Batman the animated series!

  • @skys1331
    @skys1331 5 лет назад +105

    "let's pretend you have never watched this movie"
    I actually never have

    • @isaacbobjork7053
      @isaacbobjork7053 4 года назад +6

      I envy you

    • @mauvem
      @mauvem 4 года назад

      I bought the DVD. Because it's fun.

    • @toddkurzbard
      @toddkurzbard 4 года назад

      And you should consider yourself incredibly fortunate.

    • @zombiewolf3244
      @zombiewolf3244 4 года назад

      @@mauvem it's fun!? WHY? Would you Make A HORRIBLE JOKE INSTEAD OF WATCHING THIS MOVIE I SPENT TWO SLAMMING MY HEAD INTO THE WALL!

    • @abramsullivan7764
      @abramsullivan7764 4 года назад

      I've seen Batman & Robin when I was a kid I'll never see it again.

  • @brucelau2023
    @brucelau2023 4 года назад +384

    We have Christopher Nolan to thank for saving this beloved franchise

    • @captaincanaveral
      @captaincanaveral 3 года назад +13

      Christopher Nolan: (to the Batman franchise after Batman and Robin) I’m not going to kill you.
      *Directs Batman Begins and makes it his own*
      Christopher Nolan: But I don’t have to save you.

    • @captaincanaveral
      @captaincanaveral 3 года назад +3

      @@ladismakita9583 rubber lips are immune to your drama

    • @captaincanaveral
      @captaincanaveral 3 года назад +3

      @@ladismakita9583 the heat is on

    • @captaincanaveral
      @captaincanaveral 3 года назад +2

      @@ladismakita9583 this is why Superman works alone

    • @captaincanaveral
      @captaincanaveral 3 года назад +2

      @@ladismakita9583 you two boys aren’t gonna start fightin’ over little old me now are you?

  • @jakobthonen9411
    @jakobthonen9411 4 года назад +175

    I've watched this hilariocity so many times and I love it

  • @charleshermetix3886
    @charleshermetix3886 4 года назад +15

    This review NEVER gets old ive seen it like 10 times...the nic cage moment is golden btw

  • @dannymadrigal5112
    @dannymadrigal5112 8 лет назад +339

    Thank you God for Christopher Nolan

    • @bla7721
      @bla7721 6 лет назад +1

      And Zack Snyder

    • @HugoStiglitz88
      @HugoStiglitz88 6 лет назад +11

      Damn right. The Dark Knight trilogy is still the best comic movies ever by a mile. That says a lot considering the stuff marvel has put out and man of steel and watchmen which were actually amazing DC movies unlike the rest.

    • @thefrogzilla2
      @thefrogzilla2 6 лет назад

      B La snack zyder

    • @theonlychickensama8353
      @theonlychickensama8353 6 лет назад +1

      Hugo Stiglitz I kinda found them boring, they gave off the batman vibe that bored me.
      Oddly enough Batman and Robin is one of the few Batman solo movies I enjoyed, since it was so goofy and none batman like in any form.

    • @deathgaming4334
      @deathgaming4334 6 лет назад

      +Diet Sexual_Chocolate If you're not joking or making a sarcasm
      i honestly think you should see a doctor.
      if you think this movie is in any way enjoyable

  • @fredyyycc
    @fredyyycc 8 лет назад +156

    Can you imagine Bob Kane seeing the Dark Knight? CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT

    • @98953812
      @98953812 7 лет назад +6

      Frederick Caballero or the Arkham series.
      Excuse me, I have to go cry like a little girl. :'(

    • @__parsa__
      @__parsa__ 7 лет назад +9

      Fuck bob kane. Bill finger is the man

    • @HugoStiglitz88
      @HugoStiglitz88 6 лет назад +6

      It would've brought tears to his eyes.

    • @la2671
      @la2671 6 лет назад +8

      Bob Kane is a crook. Bill Finger is the DUDE!

    • @christophzeit6282
      @christophzeit6282 2 года назад

      What does it matter? Bob Kane is a fraud.

  • @hillbillyentertainment9142
    @hillbillyentertainment9142 5 лет назад +93

    People staring at Batman's nipples, he's like "Hey! My eyes are up here!".

    • @jlord5078
      @jlord5078 4 года назад +2

      Picasso: Oh, I disagree.

  • @CharlieSoze
    @CharlieSoze 3 года назад +13

    I can't stop laughing every time John Flickinger talks as the dude is just so damn intense.
    Are you doing a RUclips video or announcing a Vegas heavyweight match, buddy?

  • @vulturebarbatus3610
    @vulturebarbatus3610 7 лет назад +159

    *1997*
    Me: This film is so bad that it's hilarious instead of being atrocious..
    Friend: This will be a cult classic in 20 years
    *2017*
    Me: My Ass

    • @la2671
      @la2671 6 лет назад +6

      Joy Aloysius but it kinda is a cult classic

    • @hotheadedmax9961
      @hotheadedmax9961 6 лет назад +5

      Leon A it is for me, because when I was little I un-ironically loved the shit out of this movie.
      And now every time I see it, I’m just like, “eh that was pretty fun.” Because the nostalgia is too strong.

    • @BRBonGiediPrime
      @BRBonGiediPrime 6 лет назад +3

      And bat ass!

    • @hotheadedmax9961
      @hotheadedmax9961 6 лет назад +4

      Kortni Edwards bat nipple

    • @Jaywill213
      @Jaywill213 6 лет назад

      Joy Aloysius pmnbjb

  • @vsauce4678
    @vsauce4678 5 лет назад +163

    As a 6 year old I loved this movie and thought it was epic

    • @teddythekingofbears
      @teddythekingofbears 5 лет назад

      How about now?

    • @daviddamasceno6063
      @daviddamasceno6063 4 года назад +3

      I still love it, 33yo

    • @jonno.alexander
      @jonno.alexander 4 года назад +5

      Same, I was 9 yo boy and thought it was a masterpiece.

    • @roncur
      @roncur 4 года назад

      Then you nagged your parents to buy toys I’m guessing

    • @abramsullivan7764
      @abramsullivan7764 4 года назад

      Good for you man now go watch JOKER (2019) it's not a kid film.

  • @burningflag3679
    @burningflag3679 5 лет назад +49

    Cloony: Hi Freeze I'm Batman how's your day?
    Freeze: it's chill
    Cloony: great have a good one.

    • @alvallac2171
      @alvallac2171 5 лет назад

      *Clooney

    • @roncur
      @roncur 4 года назад +2

      End of movie

    • @abramsullivan7764
      @abramsullivan7764 4 года назад

      You could've said "Great have a cold one." 🤣🤣🤣

    • @burningflag3679
      @burningflag3679 4 года назад

      @@abramsullivan7764 lol yep that's a good one.

  • @maloperverso8118
    @maloperverso8118 4 года назад +24

    I thought it was a Damn Good Movie!
    Nah, just Trolling.....
    LoL!

  • @KINGBADASS100
    @KINGBADASS100 7 лет назад +222

    Comparing Batman & Robin to the 60's show is an insult to the 60's show.

    • @LoverOfManyArts
      @LoverOfManyArts 6 лет назад +7

      True

    • @alejandrovillalba3143
      @alejandrovillalba3143 5 лет назад +4

      Comparing any of those with the real Batman is an insult

    • @carlossilva6828
      @carlossilva6828 5 лет назад +3

      the main reason for that the 60's batman show "WAS ACTUALLY FUN"

    • @misspriss2482
      @misspriss2482 5 лет назад +3

      @@carlossilva6828 Yes. The 60s Batman was deliberately cheesy and it was self-aware. They played it straight with a wink at the audience.

    • @carlossilva6828
      @carlossilva6828 5 лет назад +1

      @@misspriss2482 exactly say what you want about the 60's show but a was cheesy and corny but a less respect the intelligence of his audience a was the right amount of goofy and the right amount of smart at the same time, batman and robin feels more like is mocking the adam west era of batman by trying be that and a the same thing insulting us thinking we will ignoré the fact this is just a giant and shallow comercial for toys.

  • @jonathansmith546
    @jonathansmith546 5 лет назад +161

    Alfred isnt sick, he's trying not to follow through when he's farting.

    • @NK-uu2vt
      @NK-uu2vt 5 лет назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @somerandolad
      @somerandolad 4 года назад +3

      Such an underrated comment.

  • @njsm2419
    @njsm2419 7 лет назад +81

    13:18 "Most comedies are only an hour and a half long."
    My reaction: Most jokes are less than a minute long

  • @ch33zybreadtrellie4
    @ch33zybreadtrellie4 4 года назад +34

    The reason he said “mr freeze” like that is because he’s told that the guy turned folks into blocks of ICE. so Batman can said it like “oooh ok I get it... mr FREEZE” like he sees the play on words of it and not impressed. It’s like saying it with a smfh

    • @bonycultist6992
      @bonycultist6992 3 года назад +7

      I thought since Batman has probably been crime fighting for a good 5-10 years I took it as Batman saying his name like it was a another day at work

  • @LongfellowDeeds-jy2le
    @LongfellowDeeds-jy2le 5 лет назад +145

    I personally love this movie because it’s so bad. Every single scene has something to cringe at.

    • @viscountrainbows6452
      @viscountrainbows6452 4 года назад +4

      See it's like poetry

    • @ryanhinckley6472
      @ryanhinckley6472 4 года назад +2

      Princess Rainbovvs X Musashi It’s so dense, every single image

    • @AbsoluteApril
      @AbsoluteApril 4 года назад +8

      it's so terribly cheesy and amazing, I love it, every pun and stupid moment.

    • @terrology
      @terrology 4 года назад

      Exactly

    • @fal081069
      @fal081069 4 года назад +4

      I have the strong conviction that this movie was trying to bring back the 1960's Batman tone. But we weren't in the 60's anymore, for better or for worse...
      I also believe that this movie accomplished one important thing (whether intentionally or not): it paid a homage to a certain Batman portrayal that we will not see anymore, to a tv show that was a product of its time.

  • @manuelrex117
    @manuelrex117 8 лет назад +23

    Clooney: Hi Freeze, I'm Batman
    Bale: No you're not.
    LMAO! That was a perfect ending to this video xD

  • @jazv4110
    @jazv4110 7 лет назад +63

    One of the funniest reviews ever!!

  • @king50ace2
    @king50ace2 4 года назад +76

    RIP Joel Schumacher

    • @jimbowlan5804
      @jimbowlan5804 3 года назад +4

      I love the guy but I feel bad for him he apologize for this movie when it was the studios fault they made this movie straight for the toys and Schumacher took the blame for their shitty script

  • @yamibrian3099
    @yamibrian3099 7 лет назад +127

    Bill Finger was fortunate enough to not live to see this travesty of his work and Bob Kane was. I have never believed in karma more than I do now.

    • @uscman
      @uscman 5 лет назад +6

      I wish he'd at least seen Tim Burton's first Batman film

  • @rhakeshg9406
    @rhakeshg9406 8 лет назад +326

    thank god bane got his redemption in the dark knight rises thanks to the legendary christopher nolan

    • @triplem6163
      @triplem6163 8 лет назад +21

      That bane was ok but any things better than this shit

    • @HrittikAzad
      @HrittikAzad 8 лет назад +14

      That wasn't bane in DKR, it was more Mutant Leader than Bane

    • @crossrun4743
      @crossrun4743 8 лет назад +20

      +Hrittik Azad no, it was bane without the venom steroid

    • @deadmanlord0
      @deadmanlord0 8 лет назад +20

      +Hrittik Azad just a realistic bane

    • @veganmikey1
      @veganmikey1 7 лет назад +6

      Luiz Rhakesh I was still sad at banes eventual demise in the film, and his revealed inconsequentiality to the endgame. Saddened me as a fanboy, but worked for the film.

  • @rjkroeplin9815
    @rjkroeplin9815 5 лет назад +72

    It took me getting to about 7 minutes in to realize that I've SEEN this movie and I saw it when I was about 7 years old on a VHS my parents bought. And I'm not kidding, I actually liked this movie when I was that young.
    Now I'm just sitting here in shame thinking "Wow. Absolutely not. There's no way. NO."

    • @Cyberfan2167
      @Cyberfan2167 4 года назад +1

      It's okay dude we all have our opinions and they change I also used to like this film but watching after a while made me realize how..... interesting it is

    • @TG-nhl
      @TG-nhl 4 года назад +2

      RJ Kroeplin I used think it was good when I was a kid too, your not alone

    • @rjkroeplin9815
      @rjkroeplin9815 4 года назад

      @Waut Dooghe Haha I promise I know that, thanks

    • @theartofwar7806
      @theartofwar7806 4 года назад

      Don't sweat it. I used to watch Green Acres on TV when I was a 5 or 6 and I loved it. Stupidest shit I have seen now.

    • @leoduke5311
      @leoduke5311 2 года назад

      I loved this movie as a kid, and I now realize it was intended to profit off of kids, so I can understand why

  • @veteranredbeard6222
    @veteranredbeard6222 4 года назад +17

    BatMAN is so PC, that one of the names he recommends for batgirl is bat person. Lol

  • @angeliquemercado2724
    @angeliquemercado2724 6 лет назад +157

    " That's why every poison Ivy action figure comes with..." I'm done. 😒

    • @johnnyzero8853
      @johnnyzero8853 6 лет назад +19

      angelique mercado It totally explains why the movie was referred to as “2 hour toy commercial”. Uma Thurman should go back to the Quentin Tarantino movies.

    • @allengreene9954
      @allengreene9954 5 лет назад +9

      Cybernetic Nerd This was before she did the Kill Bill movies. This and the Avengers knocked her back for a few years.

    • @johnnyzero8853
      @johnnyzero8853 5 лет назад +10

      @Allen Greene Uma Thurman was in Pulp Fiction before Batman & Robin.

    • @ashtonchane6126
      @ashtonchane6126 5 лет назад +4

      Yup, that was just about my, reaction when I rewatch, this crapfest of a moive.

    • @allengreene9954
      @allengreene9954 5 лет назад +8

      Cybernetic Nerd Yeah although she still wasn’t that well known. Although it doesn’t matter who was in the film. Michael Keaton or Christian Bale or Ben Affleck could have been Batman in this film and it still would have sucked because of how badly and how corny it was written.

  • @agirlnamedbrett.
    @agirlnamedbrett. 6 лет назад +59

    'OOOOHHH MONEY MONEY MONEY'
    ...that had me laughing good. thank you.

  • @alexanderg1297
    @alexanderg1297 4 года назад +45

    Rest In Peace Joel Schumacher.

  • @thomasretrogames8038
    @thomasretrogames8038 4 года назад +42

    "No, you are just George Clooney with rubber nipples."
    That line cracked me up :D

  • @tetisus9464
    @tetisus9464 8 лет назад +80

    Why does John Flickinger talk like he's providing commentary on a WWF show?

    • @julio5348
      @julio5348 7 лет назад +12

      The juice amps you up, that's why.

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 6 лет назад +5

      Julio Araque But he's always like that, though... Very funny guy, but I can't watch him for too long because his energy levels are tiring me!

    • @ChildOfChaos07
      @ChildOfChaos07 6 лет назад

      RIGHT?! I thought I was the only one who thought so! Lol

  • @seanisnthere
    @seanisnthere 8 лет назад +306

    This movie killed Bob Kane

  • @alexpalapa7603
    @alexpalapa7603 3 года назад +3

    It's like he meets Arlond Schwarzenegger at a Halloween party and the conversation below plays out.
    Arnold - "Clooney! Guess who I am? I'm Mr.Freeze!"
    Clooney - "Hi Feeze, I'm Batman."

  • @joedredd1168
    @joedredd1168 8 лет назад +195

    All that prick Bob Kane created was the name Bat-man and a shitty picture. Bill Finger as far as I am concerned created Batman. He came up with Bruce Wayne, his origin, Gotham, the Batmobile, his suit, utility belt, Wayne Manor, Robin, Joker, Scarecrow, Two-Face, Catwoman, the Riddler, the Penguin, Commissioner Gordon and he created Batman's nickname 'The Dark Knight'.

    • @ahhunter7701
      @ahhunter7701 8 лет назад +20

      Like with Stan Lee.. Steve Ditko created the costume, etc.. But his name is not rung as much..

    • @RJ-me2tv
      @RJ-me2tv 8 лет назад +2

      Damn talk about taking the credit

    • @ricardocantoral7672
      @ricardocantoral7672 8 лет назад +3

      I thought the Joker was created by Jerry Robinson ?

    • @joedredd1168
      @joedredd1168 8 лет назад +6

      +Ricardo Cantoral no Bill Finger all the way.

    • @joedredd1168
      @joedredd1168 8 лет назад +7

      +Ricardo Cantoral Jerry did the first concept sketch. Bill did the rest.

  • @timmersd.8663
    @timmersd.8663 4 года назад +41

    *stuckman*: No one does that ever
    *electrical engineer flipping a particularly beefy high voltage switch*: Oh yes...

  • @NorthSea_1981
    @NorthSea_1981 7 лет назад +176

    I was 16 when this movie was released in 1997 and I saw it in the theater...even then, I found it absolutely awful.

    • @tannerwilson4843
      @tannerwilson4843 6 лет назад +5

      NorthSea 1981 I was 10 when it came out and the same thing.

    • @joeyzapata6786
      @joeyzapata6786 6 лет назад +2

      The song Bone Thugs N Harmony did for it tho was tight.

    • @coronerin47303
      @coronerin47303 6 лет назад

      NorthSea 1981 I sadly remember buying the comic for it...

    • @dantan1249
      @dantan1249 5 лет назад

      NorthSea 1981 I was 6 and loved it.

    • @nateblack8669
      @nateblack8669 5 лет назад +1

      I was 10 :P

  • @BarronVonSchnoot
    @BarronVonSchnoot 4 года назад +3

    I met one of the engineers that designed the bat mobile for Batman and Robin. He said it has four-wheel steering with two v12 engines. The front and rear drive- and power-trains are independent, this allows the car to select between front, rear, and four-wheel drive. He said the car can essentially pivot in place, is over twenty feet long, and not as fast as you would imagine.

  • @ManateeMentality
    @ManateeMentality 4 года назад +44

    5:00 “It looks like a futuristic sex toy.” Omg it totally does.

  • @mymicks21
    @mymicks21 9 лет назад +122

    I had tears welling in my eyes when you said this was the last Batman movie Bob Kane ever saw. Thats so terrible.

    • @levismith4515
      @levismith4515 9 лет назад +6

      serves the fraud right

    • @imbatman3811
      @imbatman3811 9 лет назад

      uh bad time?

    • @Sodacake
      @Sodacake 9 лет назад +4

      +Adrián Díaz He was dead by 1974, so he likely only saw the Adam West Batman movie before he died. Poor bastard.

    • @grantreed9790
      @grantreed9790 9 лет назад +10

      +C Delany Bill Finger was the true creator of Batman. He came up with everything that makes Batman great. All Bob Kane did was come up with the name. Oh and scam Bill Finger. Bob Kane got what he deserved.

    • @gabrieleriva651
      @gabrieleriva651 9 лет назад +6

      +C Delany Bob Kane was a fraud and a douche, so he deserved it.

  • @JackSmith-cp6uq
    @JackSmith-cp6uq 8 лет назад +166

    my favourite movies ever
    1. The Phantom Menace
    2. Batman & Robin
    3. X-Men: The Last Stand
    4. Hulk
    5. Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance

    • @ecashman
      @ecashman 8 лет назад +22

      can we be friends?

    • @egekizilarslan
      @egekizilarslan 8 лет назад +7

      hah, nice bait

    • @milleterto
      @milleterto 8 лет назад +18

      Oh please fantastic 4 "2015" is a classic mmmmkay??

    • @JackSmith-cp6uq
      @JackSmith-cp6uq 8 лет назад +2

      you are a smart human being

    • @LivinNexus
      @LivinNexus 8 лет назад +13

      Ummmmmmmmm.... Your list is flawed. It's missing Howard the Duck

  • @robynwilde
    @robynwilde 2 года назад +8

    I've watched this review at least 10 times, which is twice as much as I've watched the movie. I'm ALMOST thankful for the movie just so I can cackle like a maniac at this review.

  • @russellallen9926
    @russellallen9926 4 года назад +65

    I was literally crying when John talks about batman telling commissioner Gordon he had 11 minutes to thaw the people out then leaves🤣🤣

    • @0nly.mally1
      @0nly.mally1 4 года назад +5

      I was dying also when John was talking about the hidden button 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😆🤣

    • @sevenapollo6882
      @sevenapollo6882 3 года назад +9

      "Hey Batman, could I borrow one of your lasers? I mean you have ice skates built into your boots, could I borrow one of your extra lasers? No? You're just gonna leave? Well FUCK YOU TOO!!"

    • @masoomsyed9377
      @masoomsyed9377 3 года назад

      That's my favorite part of the video

  • @thehat2243
    @thehat2243 5 лет назад +55

    I'm surprised they didn't talk about Ivy's quote when Robin is essentially hitting on her near the end: "Slippery when wet". 👏

  • @Marvin-lu3hj
    @Marvin-lu3hj 9 лет назад +261

    I can't believe people think TASM 2 was anywhere near the same level of bad as this piece of shit.

    • @LUXKIO
      @LUXKIO 9 лет назад +42

      Yeah I know. It's an ok movie in my opinion. It's just a popular thing to do now, to just shit on TASM 2

    • @PauLtus_B
      @PauLtus_B 9 лет назад +8

      Painful thing with TASM 2 is that it just did everything wrong Spiderman 3 did wrong. It also isn't funny. Way better movie but actually less enjoyable.

    • @vincentnguyen1995
      @vincentnguyen1995 9 лет назад +16

      I like Amazing Spider Man 2. It was mindless summer popcorn movie fun. It could have been easily a lot better but it is nowhere as bad as Batman and Robin.

    • @SeniorSpunky
      @SeniorSpunky 9 лет назад +2

      Maybe it's a popular thing to do because the movie sucked.

    • @FrancoisDressler
      @FrancoisDressler 9 лет назад

      It comes closer than it should.

  • @bensonstrumpet_tips
    @bensonstrumpet_tips 2 года назад +3

    I literally rewatch these halariocity reviews every year. So entertaining:)

  • @davidmayberry3190
    @davidmayberry3190 5 лет назад +95

    I really want to see "Nippley Circus Action Man The Movie" now.

    • @jlord5078
      @jlord5078 4 года назад +2

      You have! It's called "Batman and Robin!"

    • @jaysonraphaelmurdock8812
      @jaysonraphaelmurdock8812 4 года назад +1

      Starring Richard Simmons and directed by John Waters.

    • @davidmayberry3190
      @davidmayberry3190 4 года назад

      @@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812 I miss Richard Simmons, especially his Letterman interviews.

  • @boxofcheese2165
    @boxofcheese2165 8 лет назад +17

    batman: hi freeze, I'm batman
    black panther: I don't care