Resident Evil: The Final Chapter Angry Review

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  • Опубликовано: 27 янв 2017
  • AngryJoe, OtherJoe & Angerbeard watch the worst movie yet not only of the Resident Evil Franchise but also of January and possibly of all time!
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  • @tomatodamashi
    @tomatodamashi 7 лет назад +974

    The worst thing about the movie is that a person died and a stuntwoman lost her arm in service of making this garbage

    • @GRAVEMIND94
      @GRAVEMIND94 7 лет назад +32

      tomatodamashi no way

    • @Etaukan
      @Etaukan 7 лет назад +102

      Not even just her arm, which is plenty bad; her FACE got partially ripped off.
      OFF!
      ::Shudder::

    • @shadowgamer4149
      @shadowgamer4149 7 лет назад +12

      She lost a thumb to

    • @LordBloodySoul
      @LordBloodySoul 7 лет назад +45

      And the fact that they never gone through the research of any of the games before, making everything up as they go and took advantage of the cool Infected Designs to promote their junk by showing that off in the trailers...
      Seriously, I hope this is the final film of this, because this Series of Cinema entertainment went too many times "Deus Ex Machina" than any other movie before it! And it's utter garbage!

    • @paradyne1T101
      @paradyne1T101 7 лет назад +45

      +LordBloodySoul That is because these movies are only made to help the director "try" to keep his wife relevant as a actor, so that is why they have gone ssssssooooosososososo far away from the actual game source material in a attempt to make her into some BS iconic character with the now trashing of what was once a very good game series as her backdrop ...its really quite pathetic now.

  • @kittencakes2702
    @kittencakes2702 7 лет назад +1204

    • @joet8862
      @joet8862 7 лет назад +30

      seriously why do you care enough to make your own dumb comment addressing another dumb comment, which in turn makes you look no better than them?

    • @Mariomario-gt4oy
      @Mariomario-gt4oy 7 лет назад +36

      Joe T you're no better for making a comment about a dumb comment about making a comment about him not making game reviews

    • @Blittsplitt5
      @Blittsplitt5 7 лет назад +8

      Joe T please shut up

    • @joet8862
      @joet8862 7 лет назад +2

      ***** you first

    • @joet8862
      @joet8862 7 лет назад +3

      Mario Pendic ooooo some inception shit going on

  • @ravenbone3028
    @ravenbone3028 7 лет назад +262

    Fun Fact: George A. Romero (Yes, Night of the Living Dead director) was hired by Capcom to write a screenplay for a Resident Evil film in 1998. He would've directed it too. The screenplay was and is a direct adaptation of the first game. Fans will be bemused that he's a Chris/Jill shipper. Romero was genuinely excited about the project, wishing to bring the game's style of horror to the big screen. And then he was fired. Why?
    “His script wasn’t good,” said Capcom producer Yoshiki Okamoto, “so Romero was fired.”
    That means some salaryman in his best English had to tell this cinema legend that "Ya know the Event Horizon dude? We're gonna go with him."
    As an RE fan, I gotta sigh for what coulda been. Not to mention Capcom could've printed their own money with that deal but chose not to.

    • @totalgarbage2053
      @totalgarbage2053 6 лет назад +23

      Raven Bone GOD FUCKING DAMNIT THIS PISSES ME THE FUCK OFF I WANNA PUNCH SOMETHING

    • @totalgarbage2053
      @totalgarbage2053 6 лет назад +11

      Raven Bone FUCK CAPCOM

    • @totalgarbage2053
      @totalgarbage2053 6 лет назад +12

      Raven Bone THEY MAKE ALOT OF GREAT GAMES BUT GOD ARE THEY FUCKING RETARDED

    • @luisf2793
      @luisf2793 5 лет назад +5

      Raven Bone who the hell would fire a film making legend and replace it with someone who at his best is passable.
      P.S. I haven’t seen that movie that’s at least passable

    • @triton2397
      @triton2397 5 лет назад +7

      Total Garbage
      Capcom did it for the money. This franchise has made 1.2 billion worldwide. On an overall budget of 290 million.

  • @be.a.7462
    @be.a.7462 7 лет назад +462

    Resident Evil : The Final Seizure

    • @2551987ezio
      @2551987ezio 7 лет назад +5

      Ha ha Fat Rock Johnson

    • @nanou5301
      @nanou5301 6 лет назад +3

      Lmfbo !!!! $$

    • @demgphix
      @demgphix 5 лет назад +1

      XD

    • @skwisgarskwigelf7191
      @skwisgarskwigelf7191 4 года назад +7

      Was the cameraman getting paid $1.00 per cut?

    • @ryuuotaku35
      @ryuuotaku35 4 года назад +4

      Bejan Ahmadi Let this movie be destroyed in the desert.

  • @y-stylzz
    @y-stylzz 7 лет назад +705

    I just saw this on Wikipedia:
    "During filming, Jovovich's stunt double Olivia Jackson was severely injured when her motorcycle collided with a camera crane, leaving her in a medically-induced coma for two weeks. Among Jackson's injuries were cerebral trauma, a crushed face, a severed artery in her neck, a paralyzed arm, several broken ribs, a shattered scapula, a broken clavicle, torn fingers with a thumb that needed to be amputated, and five nerves torn out of her spinal cord. Jackson announced in December 2015 that her paralyzed left arm will need to be amputated. A second accident occurred during filming on December 3 when crew member Ricardo Cornelius was crushed to death by one of the film's props, a U.S. Army issue Hummer, while on set."
    Holy shit... :(

    • @Phantom_Gabriel
      @Phantom_Gabriel 7 лет назад +44

      yeah i just found out today one got hurt so bad that she lost her arm and one guy died because this movie

    • @Zigmosh
      @Zigmosh 7 лет назад +173

      Yurriën Angenent holy shit one got injured, and another one died, over a shitty film

    • @joet8862
      @joet8862 7 лет назад +66

      looks like the film was cursed from the get go

    • @Imskyhighy
      @Imskyhighy 7 лет назад +87

      Yurriën Angenent now that just makes this movie even shittier. Wish it wasn't made now

    • @joet8862
      @joet8862 7 лет назад +26

      Mr Paradise it would be different if these people died and got injured making an awesome movie, but they didn't.

  • @cynicalstubs360
    @cynicalstubs360 7 лет назад +889

    These angry movie reviews are just as good as angry game reviews!

    • @ceejayszee
      @ceejayszee 7 лет назад +59

      Don't push it mate.

    • @infernious5491
      @infernious5491 7 лет назад +4

      Caio José Smaha Zubek it's just an opinion, why would he piss people off?

    • @mrDeathtrooper
      @mrDeathtrooper 7 лет назад +2

      Caio José Smaha Zubek shut up and your not my mate.

    • @stormlives6051
      @stormlives6051 7 лет назад +11

      That's kinda insulting. Seeing as a lot of effort goes into making his game reviews (higher production value, costumes, Other Joe's funny moments, more time consuming compared to his movie reviews).

    • @enerjae7174
      @enerjae7174 7 лет назад

      I'm pretty sure he was being sarcastic lol

  • @Reverse_Hood
    @Reverse_Hood 7 лет назад +131

    This movie needed an epilepsy warning

    • @SomeGermanNerd
      @SomeGermanNerd 7 лет назад +15

      It needed a trash warning

    • @Ashunderfire986
      @Ashunderfire986 7 лет назад +2

      Damn straight too fast for me lol! I don't like shaky camera.

    • @kylemelo6921
      @kylemelo6921 4 года назад +1

      It hurts my brain and my eyes!

  • @akiwiwithaface8911
    @akiwiwithaface8911 7 лет назад +352

    The best part about the film is the last three words in its name

    • @Trojianmaru
      @Trojianmaru 7 лет назад +4

      A kiwi with a face that's if it's true. Alice herself might of said this was the end of her story, but then she didn't die and there was still a shit ton of zombies n mutants all over the world. so her idea of an ending to her story, is carrying on having adventures for years to come

    • @wyattainsworth3693
      @wyattainsworth3693 6 лет назад

      A kiwi with a face worst part*

    • @halkeye20
      @halkeye20 6 лет назад

      In this film

    • @sweetiethewolf2037
      @sweetiethewolf2037 4 года назад

      To bad their a lie 😑

  • @urorazbojnik5678
    @urorazbojnik5678 7 лет назад +155

    Not even Milla can save that awful franchise anymore lol

    • @GabrielAmirati123
      @GabrielAmirati123 7 лет назад +32

      pfffff. When she was a good actress anyway?

    • @sean-thiago1986
      @sean-thiago1986 7 лет назад +11

      Gabriel Amirati Only in the Fifth Element.
      "Corbin Dallas MULTIPASS"

    • @landothepeepeehead
      @landothepeepeehead 7 лет назад

      Đuro Razbojnik Bang?

    • @MrImastinker
      @MrImastinker 7 лет назад +2

      Dazed and Confused, Zoolander, Chaplin

    • @Kharneth_Korn
      @Kharneth_Korn 7 лет назад +2

      She is only good if she doesn't speak

  • @AimForMyHead81
    @AimForMyHead81 7 лет назад +677

    People actually died and were injured during the making of this garbage movie.

    • @iftakharrahman6213
      @iftakharrahman6213 7 лет назад +2

      how

    • @Momo_shuu
      @Momo_shuu 7 лет назад +130

      A stunt woman lost her arm and suffered severe damage to her face (I think it was degloved or something like that) in a motorbike accident on set

    • @ExceptionalWaffle
      @ExceptionalWaffle 7 лет назад +20

      Aji_Shuu
      kinda funny in the worst way possible

    • @Blittsplitt5
      @Blittsplitt5 7 лет назад +50

      Aji_Shuu WTF!!!!

    • @Momo_shuu
      @Momo_shuu 7 лет назад +92

      She's recovered almost fully though but she's never going to be able to do her job again due to missing her arm

  • @trcsonic
    @trcsonic 7 лет назад +467

    So, another chapter of "I gave my wife a job".

    • @interlace84
      @interlace84 5 лет назад +6

      ..ouch!

    • @icezero328
      @icezero328 5 лет назад +9

      The only way he could have sec with his wife

    • @icezero328
      @icezero328 5 лет назад +7

      Sex*

    • @TheAlienGangster
      @TheAlienGangster 4 года назад +12

      Next up: Monster Hunter

    • @DevilFan669
      @DevilFan669 4 года назад +1

      @@TheAlienGangster Im looking forward to it can't wait for that movie to come out

  • @earlgrey2130
    @earlgrey2130 7 лет назад +51

    Best moment of this movie:
    The villain turns around with his drink in hand, serious face, looks at everyone and says: "So.. here we are. The trinity of bitches."
    This actually made me laugh hard. At this point i knew that not even the people making the movie were giving a shit anymore x'D

  • @Nikke-nn5mn
    @Nikke-nn5mn 7 лет назад +332

    Someone call IHE.
    We have another movie for search for the worst

    • @archivedaccount5990
      @archivedaccount5990 7 лет назад +21

      +Nikke 2800 Yeah. I mean, if he hates a movie like Suicide Squad, chances are, he will *destroy* this movie.

    • @jdmjegan5049
      @jdmjegan5049 7 лет назад

      Nikke 2800 go for it

    • @Nikke-nn5mn
      @Nikke-nn5mn 7 лет назад +6

      Natasha Addison No one wants to see it. Even if it's free, time has value

    • @KennethEspericueta340
      @KennethEspericueta340 7 лет назад +2

      Nikke 2800 50 Shades Darker

    • @christwoodyhussar6336
      @christwoodyhussar6336 7 лет назад

      Nikke 2800: LOL search for the worst. Almost 100% of the movies, games, and songs from this sad molested decade have sucked. It would be a huge pain in the ass, to try and make a top 10 worst movies list. There would be so many honorable mentions, that you just couldn't do it, without losing your mind. Ironically Resident Evil was fairly good. It takes pride, and passion, to make R rated movies. All the other shit is just whores trying to make a quick buck.

  • @alxiong
    @alxiong 7 лет назад +248

    The worst thing is that some movie critics gave this a 7/10 or 8/10. Fucken seriously?

    • @MrBonesYT
      @MrBonesYT 7 лет назад +3

      Alexander Xiong they were high

    • @ellie978
      @ellie978 7 лет назад +10

      Alexander Xiong they're crazy, I really liked the first 2 but I feel the series when to hell with third

    • @ThomasTheWise2103
      @ThomasTheWise2103 7 лет назад +8

      Alexander Xiong lol I don't know how much money they got paid to do that
      But they must be millionaires

    • @cookbtw5967
      @cookbtw5967 7 лет назад +1

      MrBoneFTW high on that cash money

    • @wkingston1248
      @wkingston1248 7 лет назад

      Alexander Xiong ign gave arkham knight a 7 or a 6 they are in the pocket of the corporations like most big name critical outlets

  • @peterpunkart6861
    @peterpunkart6861 7 лет назад +251

    I allmost got seizure just watching the footage behind you guys. So much cutting.

    • @archivedaccount5990
      @archivedaccount5990 7 лет назад +41

      That's basically this movie in a nutshell.

    • @polarblue2213
      @polarblue2213 7 лет назад

      PeterPunk Art its a trailer idiot of course there will be alot of cuts
      But still the movie has alot of cuts

    • @archivedaccount5990
      @archivedaccount5990 7 лет назад +15

      +AdoBlue It has so many cuts, that it makes Getaway and Taken 3 look competently made by comparison.

    • @nerookari3548
      @nerookari3548 6 лет назад +8

      I watched the damn movie and honestly, it's a miracle that I'm still alive :D

    • @iwanttosuckyouoffand9437
      @iwanttosuckyouoffand9437 6 лет назад

      weak

  • @lootskywalker3008
    @lootskywalker3008 7 лет назад +49

    it's like what they did with "Chris Redfield" where the hell did he disappear to in afterlife

  • @shishaceo5204
    @shishaceo5204 7 лет назад +152

    Honestly Joe getting angry at shitty games/movies is funniest thing on youtube

    • @shishaceo5204
      @shishaceo5204 7 лет назад

      It's funny

    • @JuanyeTuda
      @JuanyeTuda 7 лет назад +7

      Godzilla is approaching the generator the generation is losing power
      Yeah AJ had me nearly dead

    • @wowguy9393
      @wowguy9393 7 лет назад +2

      Ikr? I dont give a fuck about the movies he reviews. Im here for his personality and reactions.

    • @Son_D._Bear
      @Son_D._Bear 7 лет назад +2

      Jack Mae FAXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Joe got the best angry videos ever

    • @AlexGR321
      @AlexGR321 7 лет назад

      fly off to the right and explode

  • @Raul_Menendez
    @Raul_Menendez 7 лет назад +179

    The Final Chapter? Even the title sounds like a fucken fan fiction. LMFAO

    • @archivedaccount5990
      @archivedaccount5990 7 лет назад +7

      Or in Stuckmann's words, "Resident Evil: The Final Shit-Fuck"

    • @christiananddanyell
      @christiananddanyell 7 лет назад +6

      Azhari Azhar Fan fiction would be 100x better than this crap

    • @toon_cosplay_guy7930
      @toon_cosplay_guy7930 7 лет назад

      Azhari Azhar hated the ending the worse leaving it open too what a joke aggggh

    • @belugaman6772
      @belugaman6772 7 лет назад

      Azhari Azhar luckily it seems like this is the final movie

    • @touchmenot9977
      @touchmenot9977 7 лет назад

      Vendetta is an actual resident evil movie though

  • @leatherDarkhorse
    @leatherDarkhorse 7 лет назад +97

    the director obviously has lazer room fetish.

    • @Acemastershake
      @Acemastershake 7 лет назад +5

      NightOdin I honestly never see the point of the lazer room can somebody explain to me what the point is.

    • @outlaw2747
      @outlaw2747 4 года назад +1

      @@Acemastershake There is no fucking point. That's why this series sucks incredible narwhal dick.

    • @ravenbone3028
      @ravenbone3028 4 года назад +1

      Fun fact, again: The laser room was the only thing they kept from George A. Romero's OG script . That was his idea.

  • @luisvarela7787
    @luisvarela7787 7 лет назад +69

    there's people who actually defend this movie...how?😐

    • @lighttime9080
      @lighttime9080 6 лет назад +16

      Luis Varela because they want to die

    • @LonerWithBoner03
      @LonerWithBoner03 6 лет назад +19

      Because they brain ded

    • @megaman15ish
      @megaman15ish 5 лет назад +15

      Because people are fucking retarded.

    • @NathanCassidy721
      @NathanCassidy721 5 лет назад +7

      Because the RE movie franchise is in the realm of “so bad, it’s good.” I’m one of those people who goes to bat for the 2nd one for that reason.
      But even THAT has limits.

    • @kentown8115
      @kentown8115 4 года назад +2

      I enjoyed it but I also expected it to suck dick and not be that good, so my expectations were so low I enjoyed it, I figured they would fuck us over on the final fight in retribution, I knew they would somehow make her not have powers again, I knew we would only get alice and clair. they at least ended it so maybe someday we will get a more faithful adaption based on the first 4 resident evil games or , 1 2 3 and code veronica. 4 would be a different movie cause it's not the same virus.

  • @MrL0WEL
    @MrL0WEL 7 лет назад +214

    "This film is awful. Let's start the review."

  • @asunayuuki8710
    @asunayuuki8710 7 лет назад +446

    As a fan of Resident Evil (yes, even some of the more action-packed ones), I think the live-action RE movies are fucking terrible.
    This movie is no different. That's all I have to say.
    Great review, Joe.

    • @asunayuuki8710
      @asunayuuki8710 7 лет назад +27

      On the plus side, we have Resident Evil 7, and it was excellent. And we're getting a third installment to the CG animated RE movies, Vendetta.
      The actually _good_ Resident Evil movies.

    • @Super60429
      @Super60429 7 лет назад +34

      It gets even worse. A crew member was crushed to death during production in an on-set accident because a car wasn't set properly and a stuntwoman lost her arm and suffered severe burns to half of her face. Paul W.S. Anderson should not be allowed to make money off of this travesty when he has the blood of two innocent people on his hands...

    • @asunayuuki8710
      @asunayuuki8710 7 лет назад +12

      +Super60429 Now that makes matters even worse.

    • @mikeoxlong567
      @mikeoxlong567 7 лет назад +4

      you liked SAO and it was pretty terrible as well tho

    • @satoutatsuhiro7134
      @satoutatsuhiro7134 7 лет назад +3

      +SavePrivateTaco sao abridged is pretty good tho.

  • @Bloodcap
    @Bloodcap 7 лет назад +35

    Paul W. S. Anderson is the English equivalent of Uwe Boll. Thank you, Paul, for utterly destroying one of my favorite franchises. Bastard.

    • @TheN1ghtwalker
      @TheN1ghtwalker 2 года назад +1

      Use Boll wouldn't be able to make 30 seconds of MK 1995 though

  • @xzenox7156
    @xzenox7156 7 лет назад +39

    So, this movie will be placed in the same category as Sonic Free Riders, as in "Avoid at all costs, for your own safety!"

  • @AnaheimElectronicsInc.
    @AnaheimElectronicsInc. 7 лет назад +921

    the only good thing about this movie is:
    *It's finally over.*

    • @riokamichika1101
      @riokamichika1101 7 лет назад +25

      Not even, it has an open ending.

    • @SFXCarly
      @SFXCarly 7 лет назад +1

      HAH! good joke

    • @Darkspear688
      @Darkspear688 7 лет назад

      Lucas Peng a

    • @klesk4never
      @klesk4never 7 лет назад +2

      It has already broke-even and they had left the ending opened.
      I bet they will make another one.

    • @Deep_wolf
      @Deep_wolf 7 лет назад +4

      Don't you remember Friday 13th - Final Chapter, oh you silly one.

  • @sosarickgrimes5301
    @sosarickgrimes5301 7 лет назад +213

    Ghostbusters??? 😲😲😲 Holy shit, is it that bad?

    • @ThyHollowedOne
      @ThyHollowedOne 7 лет назад +1

      DanBones thats what i was saying

    • @wescarr2089
      @wescarr2089 7 лет назад

      DanBones ikr

    • @senakashiwazaki9822
      @senakashiwazaki9822 7 лет назад +7

      +DanBones What, seriously? I mean, Ghostbusters was bad, one of the biggest piece of shit I have ever seen, but for a movie to be worse than Ghostbusters, that's quite a shock.

    • @dylanaroberts97
      @dylanaroberts97 7 лет назад +3

      DanBones THAT. FUCKING. BAD.

    • @shadowlinkbds
      @shadowlinkbds 7 лет назад

      DanBones Well that's good proof not to watch this movie.

  • @aquadude248
    @aquadude248 7 лет назад +246

    I already knew this movie was going to suck, just like all the other RE movies. And my dad wanted me to see it with him. Seriously.

    • @lazybot5569
      @lazybot5569 7 лет назад +3

      LucarioDaGamer
      Yeah, I know the feeling. My dad *REALLY* wanted to watch xXx and the Mechanic with me.
      Glad I didn't watch those movies or even this pile of shit.

    • @lazybot5569
      @lazybot5569 7 лет назад +21

      Ryan Davis
      Rented John Wick and watched Hell or High Water in the cinema.Had a fantastic time with him instead of watching that shit.
      Really stupid to make an accusation like that without knowing the full story.

    • @maybebebi7060
      @maybebebi7060 7 лет назад +4

      @*Ryan Davis*
      Riiiiiiiiight... And what kind of father let's his kid (you) make a living of trolling online (for the sake of a stupid movie) instead of being in school getting an education? Some crappy father you have, kiddo. Grow up...

    • @Reedster49
      @Reedster49 7 лет назад +12

      Dude just go see it, your pap obviously wants to see it so go spend time with him :)

    • @animeequalsweeaboololfucki9670
      @animeequalsweeaboololfucki9670 7 лет назад +3

      Reedster Did you not read the guy's other comment?

  • @cryingwithrage
    @cryingwithrage 7 лет назад +19

    a crew member dying and a stunt woman getting her arm amputated was defiantly worth this piece of shit

  • @purefoldnz3070
    @purefoldnz3070 7 лет назад +166

    WTF the film already nearly made its budget back. No doubt there will be Resident Evil: The Final Chapter Part 2: A New Beginning.

    • @TMAC_93X
      @TMAC_93X 7 лет назад +3

      Purefoldnz or Resident Evil 7: the virus awakens

    • @superbsupreme543
      @superbsupreme543 7 лет назад +12

      TMAC 93X Nah you guys got it all wrong😂 it's gonna be Resident evil 7: You thought we were done?

    • @timhogue1384
      @timhogue1384 7 лет назад +8

      James Rice Nahhh nigga it's gonna be resident evil 7:Waste of bullets

    • @svetlanarodriguez7429
      @svetlanarodriguez7429 7 лет назад +3

      On please no.

    • @SN33Z3C4NN0N
      @SN33Z3C4NN0N 7 лет назад +2

      You got to add, "The Reckoning"

  • @TheHauntedReader
    @TheHauntedReader 7 лет назад +254

    Wow the final Resident Evil Movie is really bad? I am utterly shocked.

    • @giglamesh9831
      @giglamesh9831 6 лет назад +1

      TheHauntingHour hey its you, subscribed and love your content

    • @shawnharrison1295
      @shawnharrison1295 5 лет назад +1

      Fine you dont want to follow the movie I figured that out in the first one. You dont even explain to the little fans that may have liked the movies some type of closer on the characters wtf happened in DC? All we get is a double cross are you kidding me they had like 5 years to clarify wtf happened from then to now, makes me sick and then Alice becomes this leader of this so called last stand group get the f outta here I just have to smh on this lol I can go on but I would end up having a heart attack. Ridiculous

    • @caesarthesquirrel971
      @caesarthesquirrel971 5 лет назад

      I looked up Paul W. S. Anderson. He is literally full of it. He calls himself a "populist filmmaker", a term that he uses as a way of saying that he only cares about whether his movies entertain and cheer audiences while disregarding reception from professional critics. Pure laziness on his part! I admit that I understand why people hated AVP, though I still find it somewhat enjoyable despite it not being canon. And there was Soldier, starring Kurt Russell. Old man Snake Plissken does no wrong by his acting. The only two good films Anderson ever made.

    • @cagatayocal7049
      @cagatayocal7049 5 лет назад +1

      The live action movies are shit
      The animated movies are infinitely better!

    • @mikeehrmantraut1899
      @mikeehrmantraut1899 5 лет назад +1

      @@cagatayocal7049 even the animation or cgi for resident evil is 10 times better

  • @snowball9392
    @snowball9392 7 лет назад +96

    AngryJoe is a true hero. He watches takes risks like these for us

  • @starwolf2125
    @starwolf2125 7 лет назад +31

    this is taking the horse's carcass and shove up a dead dinosaur's ass level of franchise manipulation...

    • @starwolf2125
      @starwolf2125 7 лет назад +3

      ***** NnnnoooooOOOOOO (vader voice)

  • @ProjectDelta1
    @ProjectDelta1 7 лет назад +183

    The real winner was Mila Jovovich. Why? Because she banged and married a director to keep her employed for over 10 years. Plus ruin every character and property in the Resident Evil franchise. I hope we get a decent porn parody out of this.

    • @StoogesFan
      @StoogesFan 7 лет назад +13

      The characters from the RE games are useless in these movies except Milla, mainly because the movies were made to glorify her.

    • @JesseWhiteman117
      @JesseWhiteman117 7 лет назад +24

      I showed my friend who is a major Resident Evil fan these movies and he was appalled that the most popular RE characters were overshadowed by a girl who haves a unrealistic amount of skills. It's pretty insulting if you're a hardcore fan and you have a completely made up character that steals the spotlight of every original character in the franchise.

    • @Tanzenergise
      @Tanzenergise 7 лет назад +30

      it makes chris's boulder punch in re5 look possible

    • @Yawyna124
      @Yawyna124 7 лет назад +9

      CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS. THANKS. THANKS. THANKS. NEED AMMO.

    • @gman2570
      @gman2570 7 лет назад

      well atleast ethan actaully was infected with a virus that helps him unlike alice who has lost her powers again

  • @ahmeda.934
    @ahmeda.934 7 лет назад +222

    Even IGN says it's bad. LOL!

    • @arkplaysgame3826
      @arkplaysgame3826 7 лет назад +2

      bwhahaha yup must be very bad.

    • @sean-thiago1986
      @sean-thiago1986 7 лет назад +3

      Super ahmed If IGN says it's bad, then I'm supposed to like it. Haha

    • @Gridseeker
      @Gridseeker 7 лет назад +1

      Considering IGN was very kind with the reviews of the past films. I hope Paul W. Anderson would NEVER EVER touch the franchise.

    • @bluechiefawesome5587
      @bluechiefawesome5587 7 лет назад +5

      For real ? Damn!

    • @GamingDanishPastry
      @GamingDanishPastry 7 лет назад

      Super ahmed they have all been bad

  • @jimmehbizzle5884
    @jimmehbizzle5884 7 лет назад +75

    paul w s anderson is one of the worst directors in the history of cinema. i hope just hope the resident evil movies would be rebooted to a true horror movieor just not done at all.

    • @vampirevlad127
      @vampirevlad127 6 лет назад +5

      2 words : uwe boll

    • @edwardbartley3740
      @edwardbartley3740 6 лет назад +4

      jimmeh Bizzle At least he made one good film in event horizon and one decent film in mortal kombat

    • @shadowpeople2645
      @shadowpeople2645 6 лет назад +1

      The guy who made saw and other great horror movies is rebooting mortal kombat and resident evil movies

    • @AncapOtaku
      @AncapOtaku 4 года назад

      I disagree with that statement Paul WS Anderson Is not a bad director and if you think that well then go watch event horizon and then try to tell me that again because I know you won't. while I can agree Paul WS Anderson's writing leaves much to be desired as a director he is not bad.

    • @AncapOtaku
      @AncapOtaku 4 года назад

      @@vampirevlad127 thank you I hate it when people say that Paul WS Anderson is the worst director because I have to wonder if these motherfuckers even know what a bad director really looks like

  • @BIGNOIDS
    @BIGNOIDS 7 лет назад +138

    Jovovich is still hot tho...

    • @timothywimes7588
      @timothywimes7588 6 лет назад +7

      Ever since the fifth element

    • @ashleyjohansson230
      @ashleyjohansson230 6 лет назад +7

      would bang

    • @jaysongreen6741
      @jaysongreen6741 6 лет назад +6

      Uhh no, shes so fucking ugly her acting somehow makes her even more ugly that she needs bags on her face/hands/arms/legs so I don't have to see her entirely.

    • @shawnysamuels18
      @shawnysamuels18 5 лет назад +4

      She needs to go and resident evil be a so much better movie period

    • @smoke420chillandromeda8
      @smoke420chillandromeda8 4 года назад

      @@shawnysamuels18 lol "period" 😂

  • @cannedratmeat5258
    @cannedratmeat5258 7 лет назад +551

    Another great movie review thanks joe!

    • @Aki-to
      @Aki-to 7 лет назад

      How do you know?

    • @cannedratmeat5258
      @cannedratmeat5258 7 лет назад +1

      BartholomewJS I can just tell! I love seeing a new joe video

    • @Aki-to
      @Aki-to 7 лет назад

      +jonah pointer Me too.

    • @draiken98
      @draiken98 7 лет назад +2

      jonah pointer i was waiting for this one since the trailers

    • @cannedratmeat5258
      @cannedratmeat5258 7 лет назад

      Juan E. Villalobos haha ya me too joe is such a great content creator by far one of my favorites!

  • @bobsaggzs2088
    @bobsaggzs2088 7 лет назад +302

    Joe is the only review i trust, period!

    • @jamescardus1960
      @jamescardus1960 7 лет назад +20

      bob saggzs I take that you didn't see his review for suicide squad lol

    • @roflc0re
      @roflc0re 7 лет назад +10

      Chris Stuckmann is trustworthy too.

    • @sahajpreetsingh6035
      @sahajpreetsingh6035 7 лет назад

      Jaimes yup

    • @TheRealdealdude2
      @TheRealdealdude2 7 лет назад +1

      bob saggzs So is Jeremy Jahns.

    • @bcorr3274
      @bcorr3274 7 лет назад +5

      bob saggzs But he liked suicide squad

  • @Acane_Vision
    @Acane_Vision 4 года назад +19

    even today in 2019, im still pissed that we didnt get to see that fight at the end of retribution...

    • @smoke420chillandromeda8
      @smoke420chillandromeda8 4 года назад

      LMFAO 😂

    • @SuperMurray2009
      @SuperMurray2009 4 года назад +1

      Thanks to Paul W S Anderson

    • @ghostchrishawk1101
      @ghostchrishawk1101 4 года назад

      I had to buy the official novelisation of it to have a taste of what happened. Wish they've shown it all even though the deaths of Ada, Jill and Leon were brutal and unecessary

    • @Acane_Vision
      @Acane_Vision 4 года назад +2

      @@ghostchrishawk1101 i was a big fan of these movies, and this movie pissed..... me....... OFF

    • @ghostchrishawk1101
      @ghostchrishawk1101 4 года назад +2

      Yeah, I tolerated them on a guilty pleasure level but this one was so lazy and disrespectful to even those who followed this highly departed from its source material franchise.

  • @spectralknight7142
    @spectralknight7142 5 лет назад +8

    I remember seeing this at release with my brother, we never thought these were good but we loved resident evil so we went to see it and during the beginning I thought we missed a movie because of how disconnected it was from all the others and we left not mad but laughing at how bad it was and to this day it is one of the worst movies we've ever seen

  • @concordiaharmony2302
    @concordiaharmony2302 7 лет назад +255

    Well at least we got one good Resident Evil thing this month. ^^

    • @gamz
      @gamz 7 лет назад +2

      Concordia Harmony right lol

    • @demeritnation
      @demeritnation 7 лет назад

      porn

    • @weirdis8478
      @weirdis8478 7 лет назад +9

      i have to be honest the resident evil game sucked. sorry

    • @nando1881
      @nando1881 7 лет назад

      I see what you did there ^_^

    • @fblewis323
      @fblewis323 7 лет назад +10

      Weirdis Care to explain why it sucked??

  • @Seahawkfan1108
    @Seahawkfan1108 7 лет назад +51

    3 Good things to think of guys....
    1: Resident Evil:Vendetta is coming soon....A REAL RE Movie
    2: Go Play RE 7, it'll bring good horror vibes your way
    3: THE LIVE ACTION RE MOVIES ARE FINALLY OVER!!!! :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

    • @ghostwriter4318
      @ghostwriter4318 7 лет назад

      Don't buy Resident Evil 7. It sucks ass. It's time to stop and for the franchise to die

    • @jdmjegan5049
      @jdmjegan5049 7 лет назад +1

      Reese Puffs yeah... it doesn't play like the other RE games... just saying

    • @kiwamikresskody
      @kiwamikresskody 7 лет назад

      Randy Gutierrez doesn't play like the other games and it's automatically bad, I mean it's totally not as good as Umbrella Corps right? Not to forget resident evil Survivor 1 and 2 was totally not first person alright? Alright, yeah I guess I can live with that

    • @shadowofoblivion7233
      @shadowofoblivion7233 7 лет назад +8

      re7 is a great game, anyone who has said its terrible have not played it or ignorantly judged it by first glance, there are legit problems with the game like puzzels being too easy and some boss fights seem lacking, way too much weapon to the point you steam roll everything after the first 1hr of the game and ethan having as much emotion and character as Henry from SH4 .
      those are legit complaints everyone else who calls the game bad comes up with some bs saying Example:
      there are no enemies and you cant defend yourself ,outlast ripoff! 10/10 scary paranormal horror game wtf re was paranormal horror?

    • @MrPrince383
      @MrPrince383 7 лет назад

      Randy Gutierrez. oh its not over yet child sony has decided to reboot it and alice is still in it

  • @tshoemake5945
    @tshoemake5945 5 лет назад +7

    I'm sure Milla Jovovich is a decent person and can be a good actor, she need to be in better movies

    • @tnbn55
      @tnbn55 2 года назад

      Her husband made those movies starring his wife. Easy money for her.

  • @NativeMind0311
    @NativeMind0311 7 лет назад +36

    resident evil sold out after the 4th game

    • @NativeMind0311
      @NativeMind0311 7 лет назад +19

      and the 2nd movie

    • @Trojianmaru
      @Trojianmaru 7 лет назад +6

      Day Man I really liked the first 2 movies, but then they took a massive shot on the games and went full non-Canon. After That, they got worse n worse with every movie

    • @trazyntheinfinite8393
      @trazyntheinfinite8393 7 лет назад +13

      I agree with you however RE7: Bio hazard is a great game and I welcome it to the series and hope they either leave the series alone from then on or continue with the RE7: Bio hazard style of horror and action.

    • @roadtodawn8088
      @roadtodawn8088 5 лет назад +3

      devildog 0311 This didn’t age well

    • @aniki6575
      @aniki6575 5 лет назад +2

      *This comment did not fucking age well*

  • @travisk08
    @travisk08 7 лет назад +184

    what happened to Chris, Leon, Ada, Jill,

    • @RobertoBermeo_
      @RobertoBermeo_ 7 лет назад +22

      C.G Rock ́n Roll Nobody said that in the fucking film

    • @shadowofoblivion7233
      @shadowofoblivion7233 7 лет назад +42

      it was never about the actuall re characters anyways ,they all were watered down so alice could get the spotlight, alice the woman with as much character as lighting from FFXIII.

    • @gamerhats4145
      @gamerhats4145 7 лет назад +68

      You mean the spotlight was on the fucking directors wife, not the character, his fucking wife, he makes these movies to give his wife work, and to glorify her. Fuck. This. Movie.

    • @mr.twilight4143
      @mr.twilight4143 7 лет назад +11

      Gone because budget

    • @donnellebarfield3964
      @donnellebarfield3964 7 лет назад +29

      what the fuck happened to the white house and all those millions of survivors this movie doesn't even follow it's own cannon?

  • @CelioCenteno
    @CelioCenteno 7 лет назад +155

    I love when Angry Joe gets angry!!! Thanks for saving me two hours of my life and 14 bucks.

    • @christiankopet5891
      @christiankopet5891 7 лет назад +3

      Celio Centeno Ikr?! He knows what he's talking about

    • @finodiez9227
      @finodiez9227 7 лет назад +3

      dude, I downloaded it out of boredom one day. piracy has its benefits, and I strongly recommend using it in these cases. This way you dont give money to shit but you can watch ttheir shit anyways if youre just curious. 1/10 here this movie sux

  • @christopher961
    @christopher961 7 лет назад +9

    Someone died for this movie...... it pisses me off, that the woman died only for the movie to do bad

  • @2597Matheus
    @2597Matheus 7 лет назад +4

    I remember entering a store and finding a resident evil book based on the films, I couldn't believe that it existed...

  • @justconnnoor
    @justconnnoor 7 лет назад +74

    John Wick 2 comes out Feb 10th, the newest TV spot shows him killing someone with a pencil!
    JOHN WICK WILL SAVE US FROM THESE SHITTY ACTION FILMS.

  • @archivedaccount5990
    @archivedaccount5990 7 лет назад +68

    As a fan of mindless action movies (I even liked Underworld: Blood Wars and XxX: Return of Xander Cage), I just could *not* get into this movie franchise. I like Resident Evil, but these movies are just so godawful. I never liked Paul W.S. Anderson's movies (save for Death Race, which is mediocre at best), and this was no exception.
    I am NOT interested in this movie, and I probably never will be.
    On the plus side, I'm excited for Resident Evil: Vendetta, which looks _WAY_ better than any of the live-action movies.

    • @riokamichika1101
      @riokamichika1101 7 лет назад +18

      +Matthew Cool I have a soft spot for dumb action movies, too. But yeah, this is just not worth the ticket. It's not even worth torrenting.
      It's that bad.

    • @archivedaccount5990
      @archivedaccount5990 7 лет назад +9

      +Zoey Winchester Great, you again. I actually seen more action movies than you think. Plus, I'm sure you're just acting like that just because of my profile pic.

    • @kylereiner3193
      @kylereiner3193 7 лет назад +7

      These movies are shit, but the games kick ass.

    • @th3lonef0x4
      @th3lonef0x4 7 лет назад

      Kyle Reiner except for umbrella corps.

    • @BeloBeeAMenace
      @BeloBeeAMenace 7 лет назад +1

      BlueBadgerGamer dear god please don't remind me of that nightmare

  • @RemniStrath
    @RemniStrath 7 лет назад +8

    I actually completely agree with him on this film. The fact that they just completely trashed the entire lore of the movies before, it was so bad. And those damn jumpcuts pissed me off

  • @alexanderc.1272
    @alexanderc.1272 7 лет назад +11

    i forsee the movie "Resident Evil: Sevens Time the Charm"

  • @Meteor_pending
    @Meteor_pending 7 лет назад +109

    Can we get a good RE film now?

    • @archivedaccount5990
      @archivedaccount5990 7 лет назад +30

      Vendetta is coming soon.

    • @load1ng_profile436
      @load1ng_profile436 7 лет назад +12

      denNicola degeneration was cool.

    • @downsjmmyjones101
      @downsjmmyjones101 7 лет назад +2

      I thought Extinction was the best and the first 3 were damn good.

    • @RpGfreak901
      @RpGfreak901 7 лет назад +3

      There's no such thing as a good RE film. Just let the series die for good.

    • @zaizen4359
      @zaizen4359 7 лет назад +2

      Not gonna happen dude. Secondly, you haven't seen Vendetta yet. Some of the staff involved in making this movie are they guy who made The Grudge, and some other pretty cool movies. This one might actually be decent.

  • @daniellado2523
    @daniellado2523 7 лет назад +41

    At least the Resident Evil movies are dead. When will people learn that videogame movies should stop happening?

    • @ramiobeid25
      @ramiobeid25 7 лет назад +17

      It's not that they should stop happening it's that someone competent who's actually a fan of the game should work on the film in question.

    • @viscoselight23
      @viscoselight23 7 лет назад +2

      Daniel Lado RE7 is an amazing game. They should just stick to games like RE7.

    • @generalcjg
      @generalcjg 7 лет назад +6

      Daniel Lado The closest for a good videogame movie is Wreck it Ralph (even though that movie was not really a videogame movie, but it still was in a videogame world, and even had characters from videogames, so, that's the closest that we will have for a good videogame movie).

    • @markcobuzzi826
      @markcobuzzi826 7 лет назад +1

      I thought the animated film, "Resident Evil Damnation" was really well done, creative, and definitely the best video game movie I have seen (I would rate it 8/10).
      However, "Resident Evil Damnation" had the advantage of being an original story, set within the source material's canon, that was also built from the ground up to be a 100-minute film with a three-act structure. So it did not have to contend with the challenges that most Hollywood-made video game movies have, such as converting a 5-20 hour campaign (paced like an obstacle course rather than a three-act narrative) into a 90 minute to 3 hour film for theaters, building the video games' world and lore for casual viewers while the story is told, and further fleshing out the story/characters/themes to make it worthwhile for a movie (since many acclaimed games can get by just on gameplay without much story to immerse people, unless it is a game like "Metal Gear Solid", in which case the filmmaker would have the opposite difficulty if fitting all that story and character development in there).
      So I consider "Resident Evil Damnation" an exception to the rule and I still say I have yet to see a well made video game movie, produced by a major studio. And it does not help that video games are still not taken nearly as seriously as comic books, so we often got passionless and/or incompetent filmmakers hired to make these video game movies.

    • @KeN_The_SaMuRaii
      @KeN_The_SaMuRaii 7 лет назад

      Viscoselight23 That game is a silent hill/outlast ripoff. Far from being amazing. You casual gamers need to leave my favorite gaming franchise alone!

  • @maybebebi7060
    @maybebebi7060 7 лет назад +38

    *"RESIDENT EVIL: VENDETTA"* is the TRUE *RE* movie people should be saving their money for.

    • @hunteranubis
      @hunteranubis 7 лет назад +2

      Was that the CGI one with Leon in that makeshift country?

    • @ethanedwards3357
      @ethanedwards3357 6 лет назад +5

      THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! May wanna watch Degeneration & Damnation before Vendetta, though.

    • @ExileMMO
      @ExileMMO 6 лет назад +1

      Vendetta was so bad.

    • @wawanrachmawan1950
      @wawanrachmawan1950 5 лет назад

      Mehh... i rather Damnation instead of Vendetta

    • @kentown8115
      @kentown8115 4 года назад

      degeneration is awesome still yet to see damnation and vendetta at least in vendetta we get the real chris renfield unlike afterlife

  • @datriaxsondor590
    @datriaxsondor590 5 лет назад +6

    Actually discovered Phelous thanks to your name drop, and have laughed a ton at his tearing down of this entire franchise, among others. He absolutely obliterates the entire RE movies series, and rightly so.
    In any case, good mention of Phelous. Thanks.

  • @batman8413
    @batman8413 7 лет назад +121

    Thanks for your review Joe! Now I definitely won't buy this game.

    • @chubbymcbuttcheeks6436
      @chubbymcbuttcheeks6436 7 лет назад +2

      gta v/10

    • @Lietuvis0000
      @Lietuvis0000 7 лет назад +3

      you mean movie right?

    • @stdstrcpy5356
      @stdstrcpy5356 7 лет назад +3

      +Colton rhodes I guess it was sarcasm but you are too stupid to understand it.

    • @EmpanadaDoggo
      @EmpanadaDoggo 7 лет назад +1

      Batman maybe with that money you can go buy some parents...

    • @Lietuvis0000
      @Lietuvis0000 7 лет назад

      wiscas96 what that suppose to mean?

  • @gorditorene
    @gorditorene 7 лет назад +32

    Joe you should give this movie a -10/10

  • @KombatGod
    @KombatGod 7 лет назад +12

    People in the comments already mentioned the one crew member that died and the stuntwoman who was badly injured and lost her arm. Here's an interview with her after the accident:
    www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/top-stuntwoman-who-survived-horror-8956321

    • @KombatGod
      @KombatGod 7 лет назад +4

      How can you laugh? It's terrible!
      (or is it like in those parent text screenshots, where you think "lol" means "lots of love"?)

    • @zaizen4359
      @zaizen4359 7 лет назад +1

      aww, you poor desolate creature LOL

  • @VampiresCrypt
    @VampiresCrypt 7 лет назад +5

    Paul W.S. Anderson has some good movies, two of them are Event Horizon and Soldier.

  • @MaicoMoon
    @MaicoMoon 7 лет назад +111

    Damn Delrith. Good job on losing all that weight, boy. Keep it up, fam.

  • @wd-type9643
    @wd-type9643 7 лет назад +40

    *This movie is bad, but now as bad as the umbrella corps game... Or are they the same level or horrible?*

    • @gman2570
      @gman2570 7 лет назад +5

      same level

    • @georgejohncebina-mcdonald4393
      @georgejohncebina-mcdonald4393 7 лет назад +15

      Seramic _Skeptical Angry Joe gave Umbrella Corps a 2/10, he gave this movie a 1/10, the movie is worse

    • @dylanaroberts97
      @dylanaroberts97 7 лет назад +29

      Seramic _Skeptical At least no one died while Umbrella Corps was being made.

  • @Lo4th
    @Lo4th 7 лет назад +2

    Thank you Joe, for saving me so much money this year. That being said will there be an angry review of Resident Evil 7?

  • @bionicleanime
    @bionicleanime 2 года назад +4

    Little did Joe know that this was a precursor to the review that will be his ACTUAL first 0/10.

  • @krono5el
    @krono5el 7 лет назад +11

    people died for this movie :/

  • @RaYmOnDrOiD
    @RaYmOnDrOiD 7 лет назад +10

    Angerbeard's wearing an N7 jacket...
    Mass Effect Andromeda Review Confirmed

  • @alexl.4362
    @alexl.4362 4 года назад +3

    The cop chick in the 2nd one was Fine as Hell.

    • @Fick45
      @Fick45 4 года назад +1

      Alex Lopresti Jill

    • @AnotherAugustus
      @AnotherAugustus 4 года назад

      That character is supposed top be jill valentine. You're better off playing/ watching the actual resident evil games they're way better than the bullshit movies

  • @derekisazombie39
    @derekisazombie39 7 лет назад +10

    Joe...I can't believe you spent money on this movie....I'm sorry bro....
    I mean, I love Milla as much as the next guy but she should really look after herself better. lmao
    Also, Looking forward to an RE7 review. I thought the game was badass and you're probably my oldest sub, So I'm keen to hear that opinion yo!

  • @wavyflac
    @wavyflac 7 лет назад +23

    I got a Resident Evil: The Final Chapter ad for this video... Claimed that critics said that they "saved the best for last".

  • @ss_minno_johnsonxoxo7170
    @ss_minno_johnsonxoxo7170 7 лет назад +31

    Would you rather play Ride To Hell or watch this movie again?

  • @balarush
    @balarush 7 лет назад +4

    I made it 10 minutes into the film, but after nearly 100 cuts in that time, I had to leave. Who the fuck thought that was a good idea?!

  • @TimonFrostheart
    @TimonFrostheart 6 лет назад +2

    Please consider doing a review on the animated ones, Damnation, Degeneration and Vendetta. They aren't exactly good, but they ain't half bad either. At least they're lore-friendly and based on the videogame characters.

    • @walktroughman1952
      @walktroughman1952 6 лет назад

      The Swervy Pirate Definitely had fun watching Vendetta recently, it was pretty good.

  • @ravelordnito9211
    @ravelordnito9211 7 лет назад +71

    I love Joe and his content. Don't get me wrong his game reviews are where his RUclips channel shines but his movie reviews are also funny and informative. I honestly don't see how people can have such animosity towards them.

    • @gadielgonzalez2755
      @gadielgonzalez2755 5 лет назад +3

      I guess maybe because he's cursing so that makes him unprofessional. But that begs the question as to why the hell people even bother looking for these critics on RUclips if they're looking for professionalism.

    • @grego1817
      @grego1817 5 лет назад +3

      Some people prefer that he just does game reviews and call him lazy when he puts out literally anything but a game review.

  • @YTSProduction
    @YTSProduction 7 лет назад +51

    Is *Resident Evil: The Final Chapter* Really That Bad?

    • @cacitetighe1078
      @cacitetighe1078 7 лет назад +22

      Don't watch it.. U don't want to know if u are a fan.

    • @cryingwithrage
      @cryingwithrage 7 лет назад +37

      it was so bad that a crew member died and a stunt woman lost her arm

    • @Stsebastian8900
      @Stsebastian8900 7 лет назад +11

      i like them all, its sick. dont get all the hate tbh

    • @BlakeF-oc5wh
      @BlakeF-oc5wh 7 лет назад +6

      If you liked the others you'll like it

    • @BlakeF-oc5wh
      @BlakeF-oc5wh 7 лет назад +3

      If you liked the others you'll like it

  • @SLiMmcl
    @SLiMmcl 7 лет назад

    Does anybody know when Joe uploads videogame reviews now? I remember him saying Tuesdays I think but I can't remember how often he said they would be. Like monthly or bi weekly something like that.

  • @Escrypha
    @Escrypha 2 года назад

    Saw this video and the spoilers discussion when they first came out, but I never saw the movie until now. When they used the laser grid in this one without the x-comb pattern, I thought they could explain it by saying only the Red Queen’s processing power could create it. Isaacs had her reboot before that scene, and were I one of the writers for this project, I would delay her reboot until later, so I could use my convoluted excuse. The main thing that bugged me, though, was the timer, like you said. They did that 5-minutes on Namek trope, where with about 4 minutes left before chasing Isaacs, she fights, gets trapped, beats ‘im, gets the antidote, has enough time to take an elevator to the surface, enough time for Isaacs to follow her up there, and enough time to listen to him go on about nonsense before finally releasing it.
    Even if we took their lousy timer at face value, they then say the antidote may take years to reach the rest of the planet, so if the last dregs of humanity were in the Philippines and projected to die out in 30 seconds, then humanity ends with her and Claire. :facepalm:
    Why’d I still watch it when I saw this prior? I like that critics inform me and help me come to my own conclusions, so I don’t see their word as law. For example, I enjoy Justice League and the all-female Ghostbusters movie, even though Joe dislikes ‘em. I still think this movie deserves a 4/10, rather than a one. x’D I love critics because they help me look at films from perspectives I might never have considered, which is why I watch your excellent videos.

  • @MariACL96
    @MariACL96 7 лет назад +86

    Agreed, worst movie ever i swear to god, literally the only good thing about this movie is that is finally over, even the last airbender looks decent next to this one!!!

    • @archivedaccount5990
      @archivedaccount5990 7 лет назад +18

      It's the worst action movie I have seen in a long time.

    • @mizukihozakai7417
      @mizukihozakai7417 5 лет назад

      This is the worst movie I've seen, right after Aliens Vs. Predator: Requiem.

    • @EroticOnion23
      @EroticOnion23 5 лет назад

      @@mizukihozakai7417 AVP is Citizen Kane compared to this...

    • @mizukihozakai7417
      @mizukihozakai7417 5 лет назад

      @EroticOnion23 The 2004 movie, probably.
      But there's nothing redeemable about Requiem.

  • @WorasLT
    @WorasLT 7 лет назад +21

    Resident Evil Biohazard first, Final Chapter second.

    • @ahmeda.934
      @ahmeda.934 7 лет назад

      More like Final Chapter five-hundredth.

    • @WorasLT
      @WorasLT 7 лет назад +3

      Looks like Final Fantasy xD

    • @GoogleUser-ch1fh
      @GoogleUser-ch1fh 7 лет назад +2

      WorasLT In 50 years we'll be playing Final Fantasy 37 xdddd

    • @WorasLT
      @WorasLT 7 лет назад +1

      Final Fantasy: The Final Fight: The End, Conclusion

    • @WorasLT
      @WorasLT 7 лет назад

      RE7 is mediocre.
      And absolute masterpiece in VR.

  • @cryingwithrage
    @cryingwithrage 7 лет назад +5

    Godzilla is approaching...

    • @asunayuuki742
      @asunayuuki742 7 лет назад +4

      *The Generation's Losing Power!*

  • @tiffanyp1582
    @tiffanyp1582 7 лет назад +1

    6:27 her clone daughter (the sign language little girl) was also wiped out of existence unexplained.

  • @turhaturpa8186
    @turhaturpa8186 7 лет назад +11

    Joe should make " Worst movies of 2016"

  • @thebloc3195
    @thebloc3195 7 лет назад +7

    0 out of 10 for games is a non functional game, but for a movie a 0 should be if it made you want to leave before the end, and this one did...

  • @POTTERANDMATRIXFAN
    @POTTERANDMATRIXFAN 6 лет назад

    I just watched it and I feel pretty dizzy. What the hell were they thinking with those cuts?

  • @SpookySnoopy
    @SpookySnoopy 6 лет назад +1

    Does anyone know what hoodie other Joe is wearing?

  • @philippaul6039
    @philippaul6039 7 лет назад +18

    Damn she looks good in that interview though lol

  • @V.IV.Rusty.
    @V.IV.Rusty. 7 лет назад +24

    That introduction was fucking hilarious joe, keep it up!!

    • @RHCP1031
      @RHCP1031 7 лет назад

      Did Joe... play you like a fiddle?

    • @V.IV.Rusty.
      @V.IV.Rusty. 7 лет назад

      OD Music give it back! This isn't right that was ours!

  • @kazaamoneal9816
    @kazaamoneal9816 7 лет назад +5

    Thanks again for saving me money, Joe!

  • @FeroxX_Gosu
    @FeroxX_Gosu 5 лет назад +4

    This movie is literaly UNWATCHABLE! The cuts are caused me nausea and discomfort, it was insanely bad.

  • @jean-lucpicard2914
    @jean-lucpicard2914 7 лет назад +13

    I lycan it to Underworld. It exists to keep the directors wife employed.

    • @crunch9876
      @crunch9876 7 лет назад +3

      Dom DeLuise i don't get it I like the first 2 underworlds and I liked the first 3 resident evil movies. Havnt seen the rest yet

    • @Ragnarok3918
      @Ragnarok3918 7 лет назад +1

      that's a different actress. Kate Beckinsale, not Mila Jovovich

    • @ricojes
      @ricojes 7 лет назад

      ayyyy

    • @paradyne1T101
      @paradyne1T101 7 лет назад +1

      +Dom DeLuise Then I guess this means Kate Beckinsale and Mila Jovovich should try to find new husbands who can get them better roles to play..

  • @shadowlinkbds
    @shadowlinkbds 7 лет назад +33

    If you guys want to see resident evil movies done justice , watch the cgi movies Degeneration and Damnation. Those resident evil films are good.

    • @superbsupreme543
      @superbsupreme543 7 лет назад +1

      Carpey Cgi is animation😑😔

    • @archivedaccount5990
      @archivedaccount5990 7 лет назад +1

      Degeneration and Damnation are the _only_ Resident Evil movies I liked.

    • @markcobuzzi826
      @markcobuzzi826 7 лет назад +1

      So far, Resident Evil Damnation is the one and only video game movie that was actually great (btw, I thought Degeneration was just okay, barely better than the first live-action movie).

    • @shadowlinkbds
      @shadowlinkbds 7 лет назад +1

      Carpey Animated. Cgi. Same thing. The important thing is those movies are better than the other pieces of shit resident evil movies.

    • @shadowlinkbds
      @shadowlinkbds 7 лет назад +3

      Matthew Cool Same. I'm looking forward to the new one Vendetta.

  • @22martinez1
    @22martinez1 7 лет назад +5

    822 dislikes should be fucking ashamed of themselves for disliking a good movie review of a shitty ass movie shame on you for disliking the review and maybe those 822 dislikes saw the movie who loves watching pure quality shit trash that isn't guilty pleasure, so bad it's good, nor entertaining it's just pure poorly made awfulness of disgusting garbage.

  • @DevilFan669
    @DevilFan669 4 года назад

    at around 7:15 seconds they did explained why they didn't came back on imdb in trivia Jill valentine said on Twitter that she was never ask to join the project to reprise her role for the character but she did say that however acknowledge thanks from all of her fans of their support for her performance as the character and the girl who plays Ada Wong said that who played by Bingbing li had to leave production before shooting started because she had to committed to another movie in China but they didn't say about the actor who plays Leon S Kennedy what happen to his character why he didn't return but i'm still grateful of this movie and this franchise

  • @moyses9293
    @moyses9293 7 лет назад +19

    just saw this movie it was horrible it had unnecessary camera cuts and the story was just all over the place

    • @urnotgunnadoshit8190
      @urnotgunnadoshit8190 7 лет назад +7

      I guess I should just take those $15-$20 for movie tickets and go buy the resident evil 7 game instead of watch this movie. It's more expensive, but ill be happier for it.

    • @moyses9293
      @moyses9293 7 лет назад +6

      Urnotgunnadoshit yeah man go buy that you will be a lot happier with your purchase

  • @KingCopasGaming
    @KingCopasGaming 7 лет назад +16

    BREAKING!!!!!!! Paul W. S. Anderson says, "What is editing? Is that some kind of food?"

  • @SeanBlazze
    @SeanBlazze 6 лет назад

    a year later and this opening still cracks me up, ive shown this to people and they still remind me of it lol

  • @arvinnassiri007
    @arvinnassiri007 7 лет назад +38

    One of the worst movies of all time

    • @mattc2306
      @mattc2306 4 года назад +1

      No doubt. This is pretty much the worst action movie I have ever seen.

    • @nahomgirma5095
      @nahomgirma5095 4 года назад

      For me, it is the worst movie I've ever seen. It's worse than The Room, it's worse than Super Mario Bros, it's worse than The Garbage Pail Kids Movie and worse than Superman 4.

    • @AncapOtaku
      @AncapOtaku 4 года назад

      😂😂😂😂 bruh you don't watch a lot of movies do you?

    • @mattc2306
      @mattc2306 4 года назад

      @@AncapOtaku Nah, I seen a lot of movies.
      But this is just bad. I know there are far worse movies than this, but this was just an eyesore from start to finish.
      I mean, I'm not opposed to things like shaky cam or jump cuts depending on the context, but this was overkill.
      It also doesn't help that it has the worse lighting than Suicide Squad, and that movie was pretty hard to see.

    • @AncapOtaku
      @AncapOtaku 4 года назад

      @@mattc2306 well that may be true to call this the worst movie of all time is nothing short of absurd. you can't honestly tell me that this is comparable to something like I don't know the room or troll 2.

  • @desertfox4277
    @desertfox4277 7 лет назад +47

    Come on Joe, nothing is worse than the new Ghostbusters

    • @Andrew-fi1sd
      @Andrew-fi1sd 7 лет назад +4

      I'm not saying the new Ghostbusters is good, cause it isn't, but there are so many things that are *much* worse than that movie.

    • @jasonvoorheesthethird
      @jasonvoorheesthethird 7 лет назад +2

      Desert Fox i totally agree with you...ghostbusters is beyond terrible, the problems with this shit fest are far worst and deeper than most people think!

    • @eddierobinson118
      @eddierobinson118 7 лет назад +1

      Desert Fox Ghostbusters is the worst movie all of time what?

    • @Quantum_Zebra
      @Quantum_Zebra 7 лет назад

      Certified Fresh on Rotten Tomatoes and pretty good, sorry hater

    • @BrandonVoiceGuy
      @BrandonVoiceGuy 7 лет назад +3

      Quantum Zebra the movie was garbage rotten tomatoes gave it a good rating because they were paid....get over yourself kid

  • @damjanradovanovic1412
    @damjanradovanovic1412 7 лет назад +53

    Review resident evil 7 please

    • @eddierobinson118
      @eddierobinson118 7 лет назад +8

      Damjan Radovanovic and I finish it how long? (slow motion) 9 hours its not a bad I've give the final verdict for RE7 is 9/10 also played it in PSVR and it was awesome!

    • @eddierobinson118
      @eddierobinson118 7 лет назад +1

      maurice wilson who gives a shit what? when im lying what?. video game movies are shit what? sucked what? the director doesn't how to make a movie based on the video game adaptation what? camera shaky angles what? poor dialogue what? how it was suppose to have the returning characters from the last film what? (slow motion) only 2 characters what?. from the video game franchise

    • @damjanradovanovic1412
      @damjanradovanovic1412 7 лет назад

      tremor Voorhees this man is high lmao

    • @eddierobinson118
      @eddierobinson118 7 лет назад +1

      maurice wilson yeah!!!! I knew this was gonna suck when the teaser trailer came out and it was liked

    • @belugaman6772
      @belugaman6772 7 лет назад +4

      Tremor Voorhees if you're talking about RE 7 then it doesn't suck. The game is GOOD

  • @masterman3178
    @masterman3178 7 лет назад +20

    Why couldn't these movies just follow the games story and be good :/

    • @tiffanyp1582
      @tiffanyp1582 7 лет назад

      Video game viewer
      Yeah Milla jovovich should've just been Jill. Would've been perfect for her!

    • @masterman3178
      @masterman3178 7 лет назад +7

      Tiffisthebes exactly and I remember watching the first movie in theaters for the first time telling my friend "ahh that must be Jill" how wrong I was.

    • @HamguyBacon
      @HamguyBacon 6 лет назад

      because the games aren't good.

    • @Cwyan-wv1hj
      @Cwyan-wv1hj 6 лет назад +2

      Hamguy Bacon how dare you!

    • @manat31790
      @manat31790 6 лет назад +2

      They tried. George Romero wrote a script with the plot similar to the Spencer Mansion incident. The studio intentionally rejected the script.

  • @SolarMidnight007
    @SolarMidnight007 6 лет назад +5

    I kinda enjoyed all of the other movies...hated this one with a passion.